lemonparty - 181: Chank Weegar

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

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Is that bad? Yeah, he was like, literally, like, there was, like, videos of him, like, 40 yards into, like, the woods. Like, they couldn't find him. Oh, God. And he's just, like, literally, like, just hacking around him looking very Chinese. So they really wanted it. They wanted it to, like, be, like, a story. And he was just...

They wanted it to be a story, like, this Chinese man is winning the Masters. And he was, like, it just cuts to him, like, 80 yards in the rough. He's doing, like, those movements old people do in the park. Just pushing, like, energy balls around. Yeah. Yeah. Poor guy. Oh, recording.

Oh, you are. This big moment. Yeah. How Tong Li? How else did it go? How else did the Masters go? How was Rory? Rory won again.

He won the Masters again? He won the Masters again? He finally got the monkey off his back. Yeah. Tiger Woods. Which is what? Sorry. Sorry.

I cut your joke. I'm sorry. I was going to say that's like that's what they call winning in the Master's. He got the monkey off his back. And by that we mean his catty is gone. His dirty catty. Good for Rory. Wow. So he went from, he couldn't get it done to now two in a row?

Two in a row. Yeah, back to back. Oh, good for that. Hasn't been done since Tiger in like 2000. Can I do a soy? For that mix. Yeah, give them a soy for the people. This was actually a catastrophic Masters for us, Devon, because they let slop in for the first time. I saw a lot online, a lot of retards, a lot of hijinks, a lot of Burke Kreischer-adjacent types.

Yeah, Jason Kelsey was there eating a sandwich, having a blast. funny to people. Somehow funny. Somehow funny. It's like a big, it's like, what if a buff guy wore a, like, a suit? It's literally, it's, it's Jason Kelsey's like, what if a buff guy, what if a very strong man could do an impression of Alan from the hangover?

Yeah. Jason Kelsey is funny to people who thinks just saying it's not a satch, it's not a purse, it's a satchel. It is at a bar is the funniest thing of all time. It's like that, yeah, the boat shoe, like the jacked boat shoe wearing guy who has a, who has a knapsack on him or whatever. Yeah. And that was at the Masters.

The Masters used to be beautifully, it used to have these guard dogs of extreme racists running it. And that kept out the riffraff. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, the announcers was like, oh, God, Travis, Kelsey, look at him with a tote bag. Oh, my God. He's not a faggot. Why would he have a tote bag?

Isn't this funny, ladies and gentlemen? And me and Ben got so mad. Was this the guy in the background, Jason, of every... Oh, yeah. There was a guy at the 16th. He was wearing a... Dude, egg salad. He's wearing a hat that says egg salad.

This man... He was in the background of every shot. This man should be killed like the communist revolution in China. Honestly. They should bring him before a big square and put a dunce cap on his head. You know, everything I saw about these people online, it made me go like, you should, they should just be slave owners again. It would be less embarrassing than the attempting horrible barstool comedy. They would have better taste.

Yeah. For the love of God. A giant yellow egg salad. Why is it funny to wear a hat that says egg salad? And then Bert Kreischer, was he even there? No, that was that was A-I. That was A-O. But he's still all over.

He's like doing like, he's throwing the opening pitch at like Cleveland Guardians games and no one's there. He's getting booed with the shirt off. And there's like the nicest person you could ever think of on Twitter like, fuck you. Yeah, the Pope is tweeting. The Pope is like burn in hell, you hack. As a White Sox fan, kill yourself. Per Christchrist. Yeah, this guy was the entire tournament watching this egg salad fucker.

All four days he was there. This egg salad fuck. And this is all just like content for this guy. Yeah. Like he has a whole team behind him filming him. Yeah, why is golf like popular right now? Because of COVID. COVID.

It's these COVID golfers. And they come in and they're trying to like, they're trying to like make it fun. It's like no. The game was beautiful because it was old racist white people who just sucked. Devin, can I break it down for you real quick? Break it down. There was a man named Cliff who founded Augusta National with the late great Bobby Jones, a great golfer, who said, I'm going to start a club, Augusta National.

Bobby said I'm in. They started this tournament, and I believe 1935, Jace, was it 34? I believe 34. 34, they start the tournament. Cut to about 40 years later, presidents of Blader, Dwight Eisenhower. Everybody wants to be at Augusta, right? Cliff. Cliff has a stroke.

Cliff Roberts. Cliff Roberts has a couple strokes. Okay. And he, his, I think, Jason, I think in his, like, his diners, wish is he said there will always be black caddies at the Masters. Yeah, not only don't let black people play here, but don't, they have to work here. This was like in his will. Yeah.

Is that there still can only be black caddies. You can't use white caddies at the Masters. He went down to the pond at the par three and he pulled out a revolver and he blew his head off on the course. Are you serious? He killed himself on the course. They never talked about this. They don't talk about it at all. Whoa, that's really poetic.

Yeah. I would be honored to play. at that place. Didn't he do it at Ike's Pond, which was named after Dwight Eisenhower? Yeah, he did it. There was like a cabin, Ike Eisenhower stayed in and, like, jacked off when he was hiding from his wife and he, like, went down to that pond and blew his brains out. He blew his own hat.

He sat down, he looked at the bank, and he watched the sun go down, and then he pulled out of her off. Yeah. And he blew his brains out. And, Devin, it literally might have been because he saw a black child smiling that day. No, yeah. He was driving around Augusta. It sounds like he might have seen, like, a white guy carrying golf clubs, and it

bothered him. And he blew his brains out. So then two years after his death, the members finally said, hey, we love Cliff Roberts. You know, he's the reason that we have Augusta National, but we have to start, like, letting, like, black people in and, like, women. And we have to let blacks, let be the caddies only. By the way, they said that. And then their first black member was 14 years later. Yeah. In, like, 1993. And Condoleezza Rice was the first woman to ever be. Oh, so it's like, it's like, not even black people. No, no, no. You have to be. be a war criminal. It's like Herman Kane and yeah. They called him a benevolent dictator. Here's his death. At age 83, Roberts had been ill in health and several months with cancer and had a

debilitating stroke. A year after stepping down, Roberts killed himself via self-inflicted gunshot wound on the banks of Ike's Pond. Yeah, his own, his mother, Rebecca Roberts, who's taking her own life by gunshot wound in 1913. Oh, really? That's pretty cool. Oh, wow. So it's like contagious. It's a family tradition. Oh, Devin, you'll love this. He hated children so much. He donated his entire estate to Planned Parenthood. Really? So he was incredibly racist but also very liberal at the same time. Oh, no, he's not liberal. He goes, make sure there's

no black babies on this fucking planet. Here's all my money, Planned Parenthood. He probably stood in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood, just eyeing fucking people to look like. Ladies look like Cardi B. Dricking Yu-hoo,

fucking bleeding out of their pussy. Yeah, he's opening the door of the doctor like, hurry off. They're piling up out here. Devin, I'm not kidding. I think you're actually right. You're probably right. That's why you donate to Planned Parenthood. I think that's kind of like what the big push behind Planned Parenthood was back in the day. Like abortion was like, we're going to be. There was not some liberal thing.

No, we've got to get these black people like fixed. He goes, he goes rap seems like it's on the rise. They were like Bob Barker just being like you got to spay and neuter your minorities. He was trying to kill Tupac in the womb. He was trying to do a drive-by to a belly. He was motioning out of belly to roll its window down so he could pull a gun out and, yeah. Blow its brains out. He rocks.

Yeah, he, he was reported to have disliked children and once denied admission to Augustin National to a father of five children. He's reported to say that anyone stupid enough to have that many offspring isn't smart enough to belong to Augusta National. So he hated like, like, goy slop. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Devin, you're right. He's actually like an anti-goy guy.

He was trying to save us from Goy. He would have hated what it's become now. He would have killed Jason Kelsey. He shot him like a deer. He would have hunted Kevin Hart. Yeah, he would, no. Kevin Hart, he would have put him in a big cage like a bird. He's like, you live in ice cabin with me now. He would have thought Kevin Hart was somehow a baby that, like, survived an abortion.

Yeah, he would have called Planned Parenthood and be like, hey, you missed one. You missed one. Can you come get this guy real quick? Can you suck him out of the tournament? Can you bring that big black vacuum out here and suck him up? You tell me, like, because I haven't really watched the old footage at a long time, but like Jack Nicholas going back to back in like 65 and 66. When Cliff was still alive, they would have to use like black caddies that lived at the chorus. Yeah.

I think I said it like last week, but it was like Jack Nicholas would be like, he'd be like on the par 515th. He'd be like he'd see him turn to his caddy who was like a guy who like would have looked like like a guy named T-bone or something. Yeah, yeah. Who's like, he looked like R.L. Burnside. And Jack would be like, what do you think about three-in-a-a-old guy? He'd be like, shee. Yeah, guy, like, Bill Scott Aaron. Yeah.

With no teeth. Be like, I don't know none of him in the Nickman. Your catty is Bobby Seale. Yeah, Jack's like, hand me the three-on. He's like, I can't count Mr. Nicholas. I don't know these numbers. Devin, did you see the big fat black lady bus driver? Almost get every child killed on her bus.

No. When she went over the railroad crossing? Ben was telling me this today. What is those? I can't remember where this was. It was like Louisville or something. but all the kids were filming on the back of the bus because they thought they were going to get hit by the train

because they were stopped on it. She stopped in the train tracks. It narrowly hit the bumper and the bus rocked. But it didn't kill anybody. There were kids like flossing in the back. Ben, wasn't it? You said that she was like stopped at the train tracks for a second and then what happened?

And then she went and you can hear in the video, she goes, I ain't stopping for no train. Really? Yes, swear to God. She says, I ain't stopping for no train. and then she floored it through the... Like, she thought, she, like, she, like, thought, like, a train

is like a white guy. Yeah, just like, oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. I guess the manager is coming to speak to her. The train's like, listen, ma'am, just calm down. We'll let you go. Don't worry about it. I ain't stop him for no train, baby.

So funny. And then it got spun like a fucking top as it just hit the back of the bus. Yeah. She's like, dang. Yeah. She's smoking a mental. Yeah.

She's getting one. Watch through the air and she's just in slow motion. She's going, that's not my job. That level of confidence is pretty crazy. To see a train approaching, you know, a school bus full of children. They're like, that white bullshit. Ain't the first train I ran. Baby, I got raped.

I got raped in high school. My life has been a hell, and it's led to these decisions, these callous decisions I made. Baby, I'm a pinballing a machine. I've been knocked around for years. I got a. tube full of young lives. I'm gonna look at a train and have a stand down with it. I'm gonna have a staring contest with eight tons of metal.

I'm gonna have a duel with a train. I ain't waiting for no train, baby. Her name was Yvonne Hampton. Yeah, I could have guessed that. Were they arrested her? Yeah, what did they arrest her for? Is Al Sharpton all over this one? No, is Al Sharpton? Is he still with us?

Not gonna stop for no train. So I think she genuinely was like one of these people She just like thought like a train is going to eventually break Yeah Like a train's gonna be like all right you win They hit their brakes Yeah the train goes like she's got a lot of sats I'll give her that I'm a white train

Like you're in traffic with a car Yes Is that her? This is her That's not her That can't be her No no no That's a woman talking about it

Yeah So this is the I want to find the footage of the I want to find the footage of the kids from the inside it's crazy yeah and we're at the kids just like like doing the gritty and shit yeah that's the train's barreling to them what are those oh fuck i forgot the new season euphoria is out tonight i can't wait to jack off oh hell yeah they're all adults now did yeah so it's well is it hot still fine it's fine i've been jacking off for years to it but i didn't tell anybody this is the first guilt-free jerk you're really like you're letting it fly with the windows

I'm letting it fly. Yeah. Lights on windows. I might drive around with it on tonight. You're the Tesla Dinos stroking your shit. Totally legal. Not weird at all. It's all legal, bub.

They're adults now. You fuck face. Well, it's illegal to jack off at LeBrella. At the tarpits. At the tarpits. Well, but they're adults now. I go, they're adults. And these are all dinosaurs.

They go, sir, you're at the grove. Okay, so this is the video. Jacking on. looking at the black goo. Yeah. You think anyone's ever came in that goo? Like, not prehistoric, I mean, like, modern. Like, tarpots?

Native's definitely jacked off in the black goo. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would love to jack off on the tar. What if you go to... What if you go to the tarpits and there's a bunch of signs that's like, do not jack off into the goo? Because everybody's clearly doing it.

Everyone's doing it. Yeah, sir. Sir. The tar is full of goo, sir. sir you go and it's white it's white now they've ruined the tar with their kind of um just the video this is the clip of the bus someone's getting it so it's like a cartoon school bus too it like looks like a perfect it's like a movie school bus it's just a big yellow school bus it just not not move okay gets nudged oh oh it didn't get hit as bad as I thought it

clip the, I thought it like spun around, but it just clipped the bumper off. That would be awesome of the spun. I'm going to find the one from the, I found video of it from the inside. Yeah, the NDACP probably already removed that. It was too detrimental. Her name was Yvonne Hampton. Yvonne Hampton, yeah. Which if you ask like, name a black woman who almost crashed a school bus, I'd be like Yvonne

Hampton. Wait, is it a white woman? Wait, Ben, Ben, Ben, this is ridiculous. We just did 10 minutes of black ladies. No, is it actually? Ben. The fucking white bitch. You racist, motherfucker.

You racist, motherfucker. You racist piece of shit. I saw the name Yvonne Hampton. Yeah, that's actually not a black name. Yvonne is kind of, but like Hampton. I was wondering about Hampton. I think Ben saw Ham and he thought it would be black. You thought she's related to Fred Hampton?

Yeah. You thought it was a rainbow school bus, a rainbow coalition school bus. Yeah, Ben, I think you got caught by racism. It's a crazy white bitch. Yeah. And everyone's going to think I'm racist. Well. Well, that's been around for a while now.

What the hell? What if we're immediately like, well, she was doing her job. I don't see anything wrong with this. It doesn't show her in that way. What if Ben got it wrong? It was a bus full of black kids and the driver was white hoping that they all get. She was trying to kill them. They'll get hit.

Okay, I think I googled Yvonne Hampton just to be sure. And I saw a couple black women on Google images. Look, there's one here that died. That's an obituary. They all work for funeral homes or are dead. Yeah. That's just a. Deacon from a church in like South Carolina.

All right. Yeah. Damn. It was a white lady, man. It was a white lady the whole time, Ben. You're giving them fake news out there. Well, play it. I mean, maybe I want to hear her story.

But she still said I ain't stopping for no school bus. Maybe it was like a me, myself and Irene situation. She was raised by black people. And even though she's white, she's like, I ain't stopping for no train. She's like, baby, I'm a wigger. He goes, I don't get a fuck by no train. That's okay. I'm a wigger, baby.

That still counts. Don't worry about it. I wish I could find the first. footage from inside the train now. I had it. Inside the bus. Oh, yeah, here we go. Hi, Jeff. Yeah, this is it right here. Okay. These are black kids. Is that a black kid? No. These are all white.

These are like lamello ball kids. That kid is literally scrolling. That kid scrolled the entire. Literally didn't care. The time. He scrolled the entire time. I think this was after the bus already hit him. Yeah. He's walking and scrolling to the back. But where does she say? Where she said? He's looking down, checking his notifications while he's about.

to die. He's, uh, yeah, he's checking his phone where he's getting groomed by that, uh, cult that, uh, makes school shooters. I gotta say that that video kind of like, it's, I think maybe your mistake here by thinking that Yvonne Hampton was a black woman. But she says some black ass shit. No, I know, but I think, I think it's actually a beautiful moment where it's like, there is no longer black people.

Yeah, it's true. It's the culture of America. Exactly. We're all retarded. All the kids on that bus might as well have been black kids. They all like broccoli haircuts. None of them could give a fuck. They can't read.

They're, somehow, like, Even though they come from like a better, like, socioeconomic neighborhood, they're still like, man, where I was from? Like, no one gets out of here. We got a three bedroom, but we're still crack babies. They're like, shit. No one. Good morning, Yvonne.

No one gets their head out of their phone. Where I's from. Yeah, where I's from. Why's from? Magnolia Boulevard. Shit. My daddy got dragged by a ghetto. Where eyes from, skippity toilet runs us all.

We are all skimbing it toilet. They're trying to do that scene from the wires where they're like, see, the streets is like chess, but nobody knows how chess is played. Yeah, yeah. So they're like, you got small pieces and big ones. Good night, little hoppers. Yeah. Very sad. Very sad.

Yvonne Hampton, white lady. Good night. Good night, TikTokers. I feel like it's such a fool. I feel like when Rogan goes on a thing about mild card artist and then Jamie brings up a completely different. That was bad, but at least you looked into it yourself. Imagine if Rogan ever looked into it on his own. Yeah.

Well, I think you got one shot at my chat GPT. To your credit, Ben, if you were Rogan, Jamie would be like, oh, no, I'm looking up. Yvonne Hampton's a white lady. And he'd be like, it's not true, Jamie. She's black and dirty. And then you'd show that picture. He'd be like, that's not her. That's not her.

She's black. You know, he genuinely, he tells Jamie to look it up on the AI system that sponsors the show. Yeah. Are you serious? That's what he does when he goes like, He goes, what are you talking about? So, like, somebody's on his show. And they're like, hey, man, like, I think, like, you and I were both, like, wrong for the last, like, year and a half, man.

Like, I think, like, I'm like, a lot of guilt. Like, I don't want to kill myself because it's, like, how wrong we've been. And I'm, like, kind of worried about, like, where we're all headed and what's going on. And Rogan's like, that's not true, man. That's not true. Pull that up. Pull that up. And then he goes, it's called, like, I forget the name of the, but he's, he's sponsored by the AI company.

Then he always goes, we'll figure this out right now. And then he looks it up on the AI company sponsoring his show. Which is what? Which is... Which is... Pullup chat IDF. Pull up chat IDF. Called like Paragon or, you know...

It's got to be Israeli. It's some bullshit. Whatever he's... That's what I'm saying. Is Rogan so retarded he doesn't realize they gave him a special AI? Yeah. That's not... There's literally a guy in Israel typing the answer to Joe's...

To Joe's question. Rogan goes, I don't know what you're talking about Duncan Trussell. Let's pull that up on Jerusalem. Let's see what Jerusalem says. Yeah, I mean... Did you see that clip of Duncan, Duncan Trussell being like, I feel like an idiot, man. They're all fucking retards, man.

He's all really bad. Because he's like been defending Peter Thiel for a second one. I don't know, but he's like, this is just like fucked up. It's like war is evil and bad, man. And Rogan's not saying a word the whole time. And I'm like, what the fuck happened? The UFC the other night was like annoying. That was an embarrassment.

No one. Rogan got big dogged by Trump. But Trump also like. The response was normal. It made me, like, depressed. He didn't even get booed. Didn't get booed. He was like, fine.

All these guys are supposed to be, like, American, like, no-nonsense, badasses. Meanwhile, Dan White's walking out with a pedophile. Dan White's a realist slave. Yeah. Dana White's like, I don't take any shit. Now, give it up. Everybody'd be nice to the Israeli pedophile. Yeah.

No, I don't know. Just, you know, not to get... Not to be gay. Not to be gay. But, yeah, whatever. But, yeah, I just thought it was interesting that, like, it's weird. It does, for the first time, genuinely feel like, either Rogan just has, like, like an ego and he just won't do it.

But like everyone else in his camp is like coming out and being like, they're at least trying to like sway. They're at least flip-flopping. He's trying to dodge a bullet. He's just sitting there like acting like he has no, he's like, yeah, I guess that's crazy. I don't know. I don't know, man. Who knows, man?

I guess that's, I don't know. I don't know. Chad IDF told me Trump does not fuck children. Chat IDF. It told me he does not fuck children, man. He fucks really hot girls and he makes him come a lot. That's what Chad IDF told me. I don't know.

Fucking strange. Well, look, I can't. I just say, it's amazing to me that Joe Rogan, the person you've listened to for years. And I've listened to, I've listened to a long time. I posted the other day. Because when I saw that, I was like, this guy was the American War Machine video that, like, got me into him. Yes. And now he is, he is shaking the hands of a, like, political propaganda video for a pedophile Israeli slave.

I'm not even kidding. Is he more unpopular? Is Trump more unpopular than, like, any president, like, ever? at this point? I don't know. I mean, to have such a cult-like base turn on you, that's hard.

Those people were ride or died. Yeah, you really have to put your work in. He really, that even Katterrids like, I don't know about that last, that last week was kind of rough. Yeah, but even Katzards,

like one of the last, him and Laura Loom are like the only, but like everyone else is like, all right, this is actually, this, like, affects my, like, man.

Yeah. I keep pretending that I, like, that I'm okay with this. This is, the most, the most blatant liar, like,

ever. I don't know. Anyway, it's fine. I think it's cool, actually. Cool. Yeah, I like it. I think he's really funny, too. I like him.

I think the way he killed that child and that lake on his boat was really funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think the way he gets blackmailed by Nanyahu and Doggdwan is like a faggot. It was really funny. I liked when they double-tap that school to start the war.

That was really funny. Yeah. I like, they're like, they're like, well, when we bombed that school, there was a lot of shrapnel and a couple of our soldiers got hit with some shrapnel and they go luckily they were all fine because they were fat as shit so we have we're gonna now it's like war war yeah because like when we killed all your kids how dare you let shrapnel hit hit our military how dare you let our bombs hurt us you're gonna we're gonna turn your nation into glass fuckface it's so it's just so insane and absurd yeah it's uh it's a clown show

it's a damn clown show bob the clowns are running the show you got jokers on the left you know clowns on the right. I'm stuck in the middle with you. It's crazy stuff. Look, I can't defend Rogan. I can't defend Trump. I can't speak for them on the show, but can I defend myself a little further with this bus driver? Yeah, sure. She looks like she, at the very least, she looks like she fucks black guys. Okay. And I think that might matter a little bit. When thinking about someone being black, the amount of black people that they fuck, it does go into being aware. She seems too angry to fuck black guys. She looks like she fucks dead black guys.

She's a Joe box for women. Yeah, she's a... I don't want to say it. What? She's a negroeeliac. We might be drunk. Comedy. Hey, I'm Kevin Hart.

Hey. I'm at the Masters. I'm Kevin Art. A lot of ginsie girls offended by lappy taffy jokes. Hey. Oh, did you see that there? Yeah, yeah. Where he's like, hey, one, two, buckle my shoe.

He goes, let's with a new generation. What was this? I didn't see this. I'm just like, phone is better. What do you mean, the generation? The phone's better than this. He did like a, like a, there's like a video on YouTube of like Norman doing stand-up. And it's like, it's like called, it's like, it's like like a click bait thing.

It's like a clickbait show where he's like doing stand-up in front of Gen Z. And he's doing like mildly offensive jokes, I guess. And the crowd is kind of like, huh, because they're all like, you know, 20-year-old retards. And the whole point is just like, look. They're offended or something. Yeah, so Mark Norman can say like something, what a Tony Sopranos goons would say in season seven of the Sopranos. Kind of, yeah.

Yeah, literally like something Pollywall. Like a Pollywomen. They go like, you can't say anything anymore. Did you hear that tone? I called them a Negrofiliac tone. I said, how long did it take the guy to come? OJs, we do have to do ads, by the way. Sure.

Because I forgot about the ads. We're already into ad territory. Shit. Dude, I forgot to. promote the show at the beginning. We got to promote this Austin show. Oh. Houston's going to sell out. Yeah, man. So, you know, Houston's almost sold out, and we've barely

even pushed it. I love H-Town. You said you hated it last time we were there. You said it was very depressing. You never want to go back. Well, driving through Houston is sad. Because every single mini-mall, I'm like, it's just a fah place, and then sex travel. You know what it is? It's a mass shooting waiting to happen. Yeah, I feel like if you get fun, Houston, you find.

kind of like a hooker in your in your soup. Yeah, at the bottom. There's a dead hooker at the bottom of your soup. It's an evil, evil town. You put your spoon in and you pull out a weave that's attached to a woman's hat. I don't trust what's going on over there. Truly evil town.

You find weave and soup, you pay more. Oh, you luck, you got dead hook and now you pay twice. That's special prize. You get the fucker now. No, like, you could literally like walk to the shipping yards in Houston and there's like a Cracker Jack's like box full of dead hookers. It's, it is. Yeah, in a shipping crate.

We were, I remember we pulled into a mini mall because we went to like a Ross. We were like going to try and do like a bit. Or we bought, we bought Ben like, uh, like, uh, I think I dressed up like a wigger for the show. Yeah. So we went to a Ross. Hard to find it, Houston. But it was really, it was like, it's such a dark vibe at the Ross we were at. Yeah, it's the only place where you can, you can buy a gun at a Ross dress for less.

Yeah. Houston, Texas. You just look. You're spinning a cylinder. Yeah, yeah. Next to a lamp and piano. There's just an empty, there's a barrel full of loose bullets that you can grab. I remember looking around, there was like five foot three, like, like, Sicario guys just, like, throwing air tags into, like, women's big purses so they could hunt them later.

Shush. Go like, shush. I'm going to, like, paper and shit. Fucking, fucking H-town. H-town, baby. H-town, baby, big lurch-Lert. She ate his girlfriend. But when we, where we did the show last time, where she was.

we were doing the show this time. It was a cool area. I liked it. It was a cool. And it was an amazing show and we had great people live there. Well, limit party dot life for the show. Go get tickets now. I'm sorry, because people are going to be mad at Houston.

We're not adding another show. It's going to sell out. So you've got to get them now. Austin is half sold. But we have a very, very big, big guess maybe lined up for it. Possibly. Yeah. So, but we can't say that we can't confirm the name.

We can't say. We have no clue. Yeah. If it'll happen. Let's just say he's a black guy who goes on Tony Hinchcliff. lot. Let's leave it at that. You watch his my story is interesting. That black guy? Yeah.

Isn't that weird? Maybe he's trying to come up with new racist material to do. He's trying to... He's going right to the story. He's like, I heard there was a comment more racist than me. He listens to you to try to see what he should call himself next. Devin, Ben and David

Lucas are like bird and magic in the 80s. They're checking each other's box scores. To be like, damn. got 10 ins in the last step. Shit. I got to keep my shit moving, dog. And then at some point

they have this big battle. Ben goes, he's the best I've ever seen. Bit Ben and David, a courtship of racist. It's them. They're finally friends. It's like, La Vieux.

The greatest document. That's a great documentary of all time. A courtship of rivals is incredible. Larry, a bird and magic, courtship of rivals. But yes, Austin, Texas. When we say the word. April 28th. April 28th, Austin, Texas.

Are we getting in that day? Are we getting in a day before? So after tonight, Mark Wahlburn might be doing a spot. Joke World might be in the crowd. Well, okay. And we have, oh, by the way, Charlie Sheen might come to the show at the comedy store, April 24th. Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen. might drop by. I've got, I've got confirmation, and Matt Rife, those two people. I don't know if I'll be there that night, but I will be in Austin. No, I think you guys have to record. Yeah, we have to record that night. Please don't come to the conversation. Oh, I don't want to.

Same. Well, you don't want to see I love hearing about it. It sounds like you're killing it. But yeah, there's also, like, a lot of got a lot of enemies. How do I get an out of that place? I don't even know how you do this. I don't know how you added this to your plate with children. It's crazy.

Yeah, I don't know either. You're a beautiful man. And I heard it. You just, you just, you just, you, you sit like a, like a paralyzed fly until you're sad. Rubbing his hands together. You just, you sit there like a, like a cold fly. That's, that's dead. The intel that I heard is Ben, Ben sits in the green room just like, I don't know.

I'm so terrified. What am I doing? I'm like, why am I here? And I keep looking down the hall of the green room to see if anybody. Sure. I mean anybody Anybody. Literally

Anybody There's like drywall That's upset at us Jeff, I just running at me like weapons Yeah Yeah Rips the top of your hat off But

No I ask I sit there like a fly I literally do that Because I'm so scared And then I ask them to bring me a red bull Before I go on And then I feel I heard you fucking killed

I heard you kill Yeah you did great I heard you did great. Thanks, man. And it was the sold-out show, and apparently... Then they gave us a Friday slot. Yeah, they gave you a Friday slot. Now we're one of 251.

And Matt Rife is going to come to the next show. And, by the way, this isn't for me to launch a stand-up career. We're going to get Lemon Party in at the main room. Limit Party is going to take over once they trust me enough there. And hopefully they don't find that, you know, any of the live show or... Well, hopefully they don't see any clips or anything. Yeah, hopefully they never look into your career whatsoever. Yeah, hopefully they just, you know.

Yeah. Hopefully they don't know what's going on. We can't live at my party in the main room. We take over the comedy store. Living party is going to take over. That'd be cool. Think of the main room of the comedy store. I don't think we have.

Think of how many people said that we would never be anything. Oh, yeah. How many people told us that? I think we already, I think we already. We lapped that a little bit ago. Think of the haters, Devin. Oh, yeah. Well, here's the thing.

It's like, no one at the comedy store is anyone I remember from the old days. like that so like it's not even like everyone even like blew their head off or like like like just move so like it's just people that I'm like yeah cool oh I didn't mean like I didn't mean comics and stuff I was just talking about the haters oh the haters the people that said they'll never be anything oh sure they'll fail immediately my favorite thing is my favorite thing is when people like attack us online and then somebody like vandal like posts like you know our like our our w two yeah yeah Vandal posts your personal bank account screenshots Amanda goes TikTok, motherfucker, and then posts are like 1040.

And they go, oh, well, fuck them. You're a lizard still. Now, Devin, did you address that the fans of the podcasts are hunting joke world? You know, we talked about it on hate watching yesterday, but I think those episodes, they might be jock weeks. Jokewold, you know, there's kind of a pretty big bone to pick. But can I say, Devin, that I texted Joke World, we're on good terms, he's going to come on the podcast, we're going to talk about the whole thing. But I got to know you're going to be cool with him. You know, you're not going to, like, I don't want him to think that you're going to, like, physically go at him.

No, I would never do anything like that. No, no, no. But I'm starting to wonder if Joke World understands jokes. And if you don't lean into what's been going on, I wonder a little bit. I think Joke World's playing the villain. First off, That's all, he's smart, he's a smart kid. First up, yeah, he's a Chad.

He's a smart kid. And we're mere Chuds. We didn't fucking do anything, okay? And he keeps, there seems to be his cognitive dissonance with joke world and his, and his bracket where it's like, oh, so the show with the most insane fan base, they always lose in the first round and they're just cheating. Yet, I get thousands of death threats. We're not telling them to do that, by the way.

I would never tell them all that. We hope, you know, that that's, I assume for 99% of those people, they're just fucking around. They're just, like, a stupid joke. You have one reason. There might be one person. There's 10 people that will kill you. No, there might be, there might be a pretty evil 1%. There's a little, there's for sure at least 1%.

And I understand being afraid of that. We call them the dozen hunters. I guess they're actually physically having. I don't understand how you're really big into comedy and you don't, you don't see the humor in the fact that you run a retarded brat. Yeah. For podcasts. Yeah.

I think it seriously though, I want to win it. And we did, yeah. Of course I did. And that's why we fucking, we, I armed our men. But Rick Glassman fucked us. Are you garbage? And have you noticed that in his thing, in his breakdown, he doesn't mention any of the fraud with Glassman with the, with Are You Garbage? It's always just word nuts because of our fan base.

And Joey and Alex went on after tonight. And they broke it down beautifully. Alex Burton broke it down. He's a beautiful man. He's a genius. He's a beautiful man. He broke it. He's like, no non-execis.

So I watched earlier today, Alex Burton, not even having fun with it. Destroyed him. Alex Burton just sitting there like, no, well, let me tell you. He's like, I didn't see a smile out of the guy. He hacked the website. He got a code. Because it's all real. He hacked it.

So joke world. I mean, it's like, it kind of sounds like, you know, we have a lot of evidence. There's a lot of people that know the computers that may be a little better than you. And they are coming to, they are coming to a conclusion here that it kind of seems like you end voting at a certain time. Once your team. Yeah. joke world I'm starting to think that maybe your channel is helped out by the biggest shows that you get to mention no one wants to hear you mentioned that some random show

named lemon party one so you don't you avoid that and you go well they're nuts and they they rigged the game we didn't rig anything we didn't pay anybody this year we only paid them last year and that was after we were already getting rid and that was after we it was it was fighting fraud with fraud which by the way I never hear him talk Which that's the one thing that pissed me off is we're the one guys who rigged it. We didn't rig it this year and there's never been another mention of other shows. The other shows that obviously started rigging the contest. We're an easy target.

He goes, we're already nuts. So, like, everyone, I'll just go like, well, the lemon. And then I see the comments. And I go, I look at the comments of these normies on joke world's post. These people being like, the fucking, the lemon party show, they're fucking mean. Fucking, like, dude, the fact that they fuck, the fact that those guys are like trying to ruin. everything. By the way, we didn't, no one was like, like, trying to ruin the voting this year. The way that he explained it. We were not, like, we, we, no one was like trying to flood the system

and make it impossible to vote. Want to know what happened? Too many people were voting for us, Bub. And so he shut it. So he shut it down. You shut it down. He closed the polls. Joke World. I mean. We're going to Jan Sex's his studio. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's how we got here. It's because we have Jan Sexers on our side.

We have Lemon Party Jan Sixers. Which, in my mind, it goes, that's the most... And didn't Trump win by, like, a landslide last election? You know, yeah. That's populism, Bub. And populism is okay when it comes to podcasting. We're not making laws. Mm-hmm. Yep.

I love this rant with the sound of the mixed drink in the background. Do you want some of this Red Bull, by the way, Devin? like 20 ounces. Yeah, my jaw is killing me. I think this would kill me. Yeah, Devon got TjM or whatever. You got TMJ. He is TDS. TDS. T. Tm.J. It stands for too many Jews. Makes your jaw hurt. Makes my jaw hurt. Yeah, the Jews made my jaw hurt during my sleep. I literally woke up, like, last night, like, screaming. My jaw's killing me. But it won't stop me from, listen. Of course. From bringing justice to this world. I love joke world. I want to love joke world but I'm I that video did it hurt my heart a little bit that was the first time I was

anti-jokelop that video the fact that we're getting thrown under yeah there's so many corrupt people and we're the ones exposed this lack of respect for hate watch like hate watch the fact that the lemon party is always like number 15 hey lemon party should be like a higher higher uh higher number and hate watch should be involved in it okay because every other fuck because he puts in podcasts called like you know laptop that have 300 views and just they had dan st germain on once so like joke world's like well maybe they're a thing get over yourself the other 16th C there's a lot of shows where you've never

heard of it and then you look at it and they're they have to share one microphone yes the podcast he literally he's posting podcasts that the the host of the podcast has been dead for years but they had Metzger on like three years ago so joke world's acting like yeah they're in the bracket

what are you talking about we have like real we have like real momentum and fans it's a hate watch dismissal and you don't want it's we we're a thorn in the side of your mainstream bullshit, buddy. There's some grievances that need to be brought forward.

And I wouldn't have ever said any of this, but that video bothered me. It bothered me as well, Evan. It made me you and I angry. We were very sad. We were calling him a lot of gay slurs in our private group chat. I joke world, I want you know

I always defend you. I text you. I would love to do your festival. He's doing a festival, comedy festival. I'm going to go down. Hopefully I'm still invited. Yeah, he'll trap you in the movie

Green Room. He'll be attacked by Pipp. in your arm will be chopped in half. Like Anton Yeltsin. I want to do... Imagine a Joke World Comedy Festival. I know where he's coming from. Imagine a Devin, like, I know you're combative.

You're, let's put it, let's put it all aside. Like, he threw stones at us. He attacked us viciously. He unfairly kind of smeared us. He did a... Yes. See, that's the thing. I'm a little sick of all the behind the scenes.

I hear from you, like, Joe World wants to do the show. He wants to be involved, and then you just post this thing that's just railroading us. We're just evil people, and apparently, like, we have anything to do with, like, what one guy sent you. Right. And he says he's going to be an LA. He's asking me, I'm going to be in LA for Netflix as a joke. We could do a post bracket breakdown, L.O., that would have been great last year. Does he still want to do it?

Because the way that video was, it seemed to mean. That's the thing. Then he posted. I don't even know if he still wants to do that. like he pulled the rug out from under me when I saw that. Honestly. And then I texted him and he got back to me, but kind of slow. He took about four hours.

Yeah, he's upset. I think he's mad because the fans of Living Party did threaten his life. Yeah. They said they're hunting him and they're going to find him. Well, maybe don't rig it. I saw someone tweeted him that they were outside. Maybe you're so. I saw that too.

And that's, don't do that. Don't do that. They said knock, knock, I'm outside. But does that not? I saw a lot of that. They go, we're here. And you go, yeah, I did see a lot of comments. They go, a lot of comments going to turn around.

That's bad. That's not great. I don't like that. Not great. And I understand every's coming from with shit like that. But doesn't he also take a second to go like, wow. Like, they must be, they really care. Uh-huh.

And so how does this podcast keep losing? Yeah. It's such a passionate fan base. How does such a passionate fan base keep just, they just, oh, no, no one voted. Mm-hmm. They lost again. People are between turn around. Turn around.

Stay where you are. where you are. I'm in your house. Yeah. Don't do that. Don't do that. No, I understand that. But there's also a part of it's like joke world.

Did you not ever heard like, you ever heard of a show called like Obie and Anthony? Yeah. You're heard of like mass enthusiasm for like a crazy, you never heard of funny show? Jock Week or bullying and comedy whatsoever. Yeah. By the way, literally.

The guy, the guy's, he's a, he won't say hate watch. Mm-hmm. I'm on a separate show. It's a popular show. I'm on my own show. called Hate Watch with Devin Costa I don't even say the with Devin Costa because I'm like What even is that anymore? It's Hate Watch with Devin Costa

But it's hate watch podcast essentially because it's like there's so many other guys doing great work But like But it's another show We're bigger than half the other shows on the fucking bracket And frankly it's disrespect It's disrespectful And you're because of these guys And they go well I'm on Lemon Party motherfucker

This is why I'm trying to take over the comedy story you see so they have to kiss the ring Yeah You're trying to become the godfather. That's right. You're trying to become Bumpy Johnson. You're trying to rule Harlem. You're throwing out Thanksgiving turkeys. See, because I thought the patron, I thought that'd be enough.

Now I got to start going to the comedy store swinging my big dick around, talking about George Floyd. You've got to go to Skank Fest. You got to start handing out turkeys to homeless people who go to Skangfest. To the jugglers who can't make it home. Yeah. Yeah, guys who buy one-way tickets to Skang Fest because they know they're going to die in their hotel room. You're guys that don't bother with a return ticket. It's all good, brother.

They're not going to make it back. Guys who leave for Skank Fest and they wave goodbye to their family like when they got on a ship in the 1800s to go from Ireland to America. Goodbye. I'll never see you again. Bye. I'm going to die in Vegas. Yep. But we're going to let... We'll have them a person. We're going to do joke world festival. I'm being mean. I'm not even being mean. I'm just joking. These are my feelings. I can't promise that the people will stop, you know, saying they're inside your bedroom.

We ask you to... That's what I'm saying. They're hiding in your closet like blue velvet. We have no control over that. We ask you to not do that, but you might still. Do other things that are mean. But no one cheated. No one cheated.

We didn't cheat. We didn't pay anybody to cheat. To cheat this year. We didn't do anything. I farted. You farted? You burped tonight. Wow, that's synced up.

Oh, you guys are like those neutrons that are tied to each other? Yeah, I had the shit before this and I had a Red Bull, so now I'm like corked up. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I bought you a super-sized Red Bull, so you'd really freak the fuck out. The 20-ounce. Yeah. I'm trying to get you spazzed out for content. Yeah.

But we'll talk about it in person. We'll squash it. Or not. We'll see it. Probably won't. Probably won't. Might get confrontational. Who knows?

We'll see. You can't get lost in his eyes. He's very sexy. He's not going to have time for us. He's going to interview Brendan Sagalo about the community of comedy or some shit. That's what he does. He's going to talk to... He's going to talk to some.

some new kill Tony, the regular, who has no limbs, about, you know, how beautiful the sanctity of the community of comedy is. He's going to completely ignore our fan base. He's going to talk to some blood diamond victim. It's now a regular. It's so funny to be, like, vindictive and, like, bitter and, like, bitter and resentful over this. And then you go to his mentions, and it's people who, like, have us as profile pictures. you're saying, I'm going to give you. And we're like, I mean, what the fuck?

Yeah. I mean, what the fuck? It's wildly unfair. We've also... Like, why would he be? No, I know. We've also, by the way... But this is a joke, joke world.

I'm kidding. I'm not doing this sincerely right now. It looks like joke world has become Joker's world. I mean... He's a clown. When Joey and Alex Burton go on a fucking talk show to talk about this, it's 20 minutes of pure... It's funny. It's ridiculous.

They're doing it. They know that they're being ridiculous. It's also so stupid to be this passionate about. That's why I'm having a good time. I don't actually care. But he did start it. We didn't actually care. And then I was kind of like, oh, we are kind of getting a little screwed him.

And then he was mad dogging us a little bit. And it's like, well, you know, I'll take this. I'll take this all the way. If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch. Exactly. How about that? Exactly. These are the big dogs.

We run around. I'm kidding, joke world. You're great, man. You do good work, and you care about comedy. But, I mean, if you care about comedy, if I can care about comedy a little bit. That's a good point. That's all I mean. It's a fair point.

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Yeah, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. Can you play the video for me again? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to hear the booze. It's him walking out with no shirt on into a crowd of maybe 78 people. And what stadium is he out here? Cincinnati.

Is that Cincinnati Reds? Shout out to big content guys, some of the best content in the game. Big content guy is actually great. I love it. He might be Chinese, I'm not sure. It doesn't matter. No, I think that's his, no, he's, I think he's like a white guy. Okay, good, good.

Thank God. Thank God. Let me, I think my thing's muted. Hold on. Yeah, here we go. All right, here we go. Walking out, no shirt. No one.

Fist in the air. Like, at what point do people go like that? Isn't that my dad? Like, who even cares? Like, how is that any different than who I'm sitting with tonight? Who gives a shit? Yeah. Wait, he walked out to nothing.

Yeah. No, no one cares. Yeah, and people, there are booze. People are booing. Oh, man. Yeah. And then, like, the player, I don't even think a player came out to catch the opening pitch.

They probably hate him. I mean, I think the catcher took it, but, like, it's just, what did he get, $20,000 for this? Does he get paid? No, he doesn't get paid. No, it's just an honorary thing. You think they have 20 grand? I think when it's people like that, they do.

Do they? No. I think like when it's a meaningful thing and they will have like, you know, an athlete that also plays in the town come out and throw it or it's like a big event. Maybe that, but who's Bert bringing out for a first pitch? There's never, there's nine people in the stands. I know I seem insane, but I don't know. I kind of feel like that's like like the Cincinnati Reds or like, we'll give you like five grand to come through the ball out. I might be a super going.

I don't understand business. We know you're performing at the fucking, you know, raging waters in Cincinnati tomorrow or something. I don't know. Oh, that guy was fun. I'm trying to find. Oh, did you see the Young Turks guy saying the N-Word a ton? No. Can I even play it?

Shank Wigger. Did you see the... His compilation is crazy. What is this? Someone tweeted it at me. God bless them. I've never said this before. I guess I can bleep the ends.

Does it matter? I don't think it matters. This is the beauty. It's not being on... We're quoting him. Niggerland. What? Hey, nigger.

Let's go hang some niggers. He doesn't acknowledge... It is really... Can you pause real work? Literally. It is really funny how up until, like, I think, around, like, 2013, it was completely okay to just... You could just quote.

Like, if you were just quoting something, you could just say the N word. You could say it at work. And I kind of believe, like, we should still be able to do that. Of course you should. If I'm just quoting something, I don't really care. But it's just funny how it totally shifted. It's like insane to like ever catch a white guy saying it ever, even if they're quoting somebody. And we got like, you know, we got chinkwigger.

You know, you won't stop saying it. That's his name, chink wigger. Chink wigger. Isn't that a name? Isn't he a Turkish guy named chinkwigger? The greatest Armenian fear of all time. A Turkish man named chinkwigger. And then remember when Joe Rogan, I couldn't stop laughing when Rogan had to apologize for saying the N-word?

And he was like, he was like at his home. He was like sitting in his like ice bath. And he goes, hey guys, there's a video out there compilation of me saying the N-word. Hey guys. A bunch. I'm really sorry. He was always just quoting something too. Yeah.

It was like, you know, you remember Richard Pryor had that album, That Ends crazy. I think Rogan had the thing where he said, I landed in Atlanta. It's like Planet of the Apes. Philadelphia, he went to see a movie in Philly. He was like, I walked into Planet of the Apes, yeah. Yeah, that was... I kind of say in a weird way, like, maybe the best joke he's ever made. Maybe the only joke he's ever made?

Even though it was, like, you know, a racist joke. Sure. Anyway. Yeah. But it's just funny, this doesn't exist anymore. You're not... Shinkweger saying anymore. Can Turks say the hard are?

I mean, they can, but... I don't really know if Turks are... I think... I think it's almost, we're so confused by, yeah, we're so confused by what Turks are we don't really know. They killed a lot of Armenians. So they are, they do some good things, but

they also say the N-word sometimes. We don't know. Well, he's just, he's quoting, I mean, it's just, this is the old days. It is also funny to clearly, it's a bunch of, it's him quoting a news story where somebody screamed, like, kill that N-word, and then just cut it, so it's him saying, it's just him saying the N-Ward. Yeah, it's crazy.

Yeah, yeah. It is very funny to, like, completely pick and choose that. I mean, I think Kyle Kalinsky used to, like, tweet like a fucking, like a streamer. Yeah. It's also, I don't think, by the way, I also don't think you should, you should edit this together. Like, I remember listening to an old WTF last year with David Byrne from like the year 2014. And Byrne is telling a story about how somebody went to his show and was like, and was basically, he was quoting him like, look at this stupid faggot over here. Right.

And I was like, I could totally clip David Byrne saying, look at this stupid faggot over here and post it. I won't do that. Because what's the point? I don't give a shit, honestly. It's just fun that this is, like, that we all pretend to care about this. So I think it's funny to, you know, to railroad. Of course. Chink.

Chink Wager. Mr. Chink Wager. No, do you guys like a B.T.S. Please. Mr. Wigger is my dad. Call me chink. Now, what is this?

Devin, I'm always trying to, like, keep up with, like, black, like, stuff online. Sure. Of course. I bookmark this. I haven't even listened to it. I don't know what BTS. It looks like K-pop. Yeah.

Some more, we got a lot of in words this up. I think this is Korean. Yeah, it's BTS. It's K-pop. Yeah. So these aren't black women. No, I think it's like Korean drill music.

Mm-hmm. True. It's drill. It's true. It's real. By the way, Korean rap music. So why did this black guy said calling me hard R would be less racist than this? Why is this racist?

He's saying it's like cultural appropriation. Because they're appropriating black. But that guy, what is he living in like 2000? Yeah. Gives a shitty kidding me. Every single second of your life is somebody appropriating black culture. Who cares? Look, Asia and Africa, it's kind of, you know, they're very close together.

Are they? You know what I mean? On the globe, you know, it's over there. Asian people and black people. You're right there at the same half. Well, India's, like, touching it. And Indians are, like, black people, kind of, to me. Or, like, Africans to me, kind of.

Here's what I'll give you. If you were going to go from Africa to Asia, Indians, like, a good in-between halfway point. Yeah. It's like when Conan did the, what would the celebrities' babies look like? India would be the middle of that. I think Asian people and black people, their relationship is my favorite on earth. Yeah, it's the funniest thing.

Yeah, yeah. Cats and dogs. Yeah. Do people say it's racist when, like, Stanley Tucci is like, I got a travel show so I could go to my favorite places in the world and they never go to like Ghana. Does anybody ever call them out for that?

They avoid the continent of Africa completely. I guess they could, but if I was Stanley Tucci, I go, what the fuck would I want to go to Ghana? It sucks. Yeah, because I think, Ben, I think it would be more racist for Stanley Tucci to film an episode going to Ghana. Exactly. They go like, you're doing this, you're forcing it. Yeah, it would be him

ducking a bullet from a child. Yeah. It's like Stanley Tucci goes from Naples to Ghana? What do you eat in Ghana? Yeah, poop. What restaurants do you go to in Ghana? Yeah, Stanley Tucci's eating poop out of a big leaf and he goes, wow, this is great.

He goes, yeah. It's not I'm not calling it poop, it's called poop at the restaurant. I just had I just had linguine with clams and now I'm eating shit out of my poco's ass. Yeah, now I'm eating shit with piss. Shit with a nice

piss reduction. They reduced piss in a big pot. Oh, wow, is this shrub lasagna? So, once the shit was cooked, you pissed in the pan, and then you got the fawn from the shit and made a piss reduction that you poured over the shit. Reducing the piss down. Reducing the piss, yeah. Reducing the piss to a nice yellow salt. You caramelize the piss. Yeah, you have to run a wooden spoon through the piss, and if it doesn't... Pour a little flour in it. Yeah, you can thick it up.

A little corn starch. Like you're making a rube. I'm like, if you walk away from that pot, that piss will burn. Do not look away from that piss. You've got to stir it constantly. It's weird because Africa's here. Then you got Saudi Arabia. Then you got, like, India over here.

It's like it kind of, and then it turns Chinese. Like, it looks like a spectrum of people changing in an animorph's thing. Yeah. From a black guy in Africa changing into a little Chinese woman. And then meanwhile, on the far end, you know? You've got Russia going across the whole fucking thing. Just being white people the entire time. Being white.

Yeah, being white. I'm being an ass, I mean, I'm sure there's, like, some sort of food in Ghana. They never go, though. Otherwise, they would go. Yeah, but it makes perfect sense why they wouldn't. Why would you want to go to a country where you have to fucking, you have to, like, get a million shots before you go? Who wants to do that? No, the grass heist goes to Antarctica on his show.

I'm not a puppy. I don't need to get a million shots. I shouldn't have to get a bunch of shots where I visit your land. Ben, they literally have more food in Antarctica than they do in Ghana. There's a research station with MREs. Yeah, people are making rats. in Africa trying to get to Antarra. Yeah, they're like, if we could only get to the American

research base in Antarctica. To where they shot the thing. If we could only get killed by the thing, that would be beautiful. Please, John Carpenter's the thing, kill me. I love, because Nildegras-Tice, like, all these guys are like, we're exploring the most remote parts of the world.

They never go to Africa. They're like, we're exploring the most remote, kind of white parts of the world. They go to the middle of Australia. And we're going to a part of Japan that's kind of comfortable for me. It is funny. Neil deGrasse Tyson would,

would, like, rather live on the sun than in Africa. Dude, he'll take his boat and he'll go, like, around... He'll go, like, way the fuck over there, away from the fuck... No, he's in... Way, way around Africa,

past Africa all the way in Europe. Neil deGrasse Tyson is in the Cape of Good Hope trying to stay away from the coast in case they get too close to him. I don't know. I don't really know anything about Africa, but it doesn't seem like... Did Port Day and ever go to Africa?

Doesn't seem like they have a... figured out. I'm sure he did. I think Bordane did go to Africa and then he like offered people like like like, like, he said like, hey, you guys like we have meat tonight. Like everyone eat the meat and then like a civil war started. He accidentally started like a civil war. He was eating at 20 year long ago. He pulled out like a del taco like burrito. And then people started like chopping their kids heads off. Arms chopping on. It was it was Bordane trying to be kind of like fringe woke and being like we got enough. We got, we got $20 at the the food card, everybody eat, and then you saw

like, like, 18-year-olds hitting, like, five-year-olds with, like, bricks in the head. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I know exactly what you talk about. Yeah, it's kind of a crazy, some crazy footage. Yeah, he was trying to hand out, like, this, like, this styrofoam box of food, and people are, like, slapping the shit out of each other.

No, he doesn't realize that he's holding up, like, a million dollars. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then he kind of, like, he almost, like, he'd be like, hey, like, hey, like, these Negroes need to calm down. Like, just calm down real quick. But he doesn't know how to say that because he just feels so weird about the situation he created.

No, I think they had to escort him away. They were like, you might be in danger now. They might eat you. We got to get you out of here. They might cook you and your stupid boots you wear. He's a great guy. His boots suck ass. His boots did suck ass, but he's a great guy.

He killed himself like a king. I saw somebody online. Girlfriend was a pedophon. He killed himself. He's a king. I thought it was kind of interesting. I saw somebody online. I've always considered him to be a pussy.

But I saw somebody online saying, like, maybe because of all the food he ate in all these different countries, maybe his gut biome was weak. Yeah. And that it affected his mental state when he got cheated on by a pedophile. That's why he killed himself out of nowhere. Because he had like too much turmeric. Yeah. I don't buy that.

That's bullshit. I mean the guy actually doesn't it mean you have like the strongest gut of all. I think Anthony Rodin's gut was probably the strongest like there was. So he was like a megapus. Yeah, he like ate food like everywhere. Yeah. You might be right then. I don't know.

There's an argument too that if you have too much different bacteria in your gut it causes stomach cancer according to studies and like if you eat too many pickled things it's hard on your gut and you have a higher incidence of higher probability because like people in Korea have a higher stomach cancer rate because they're in the cut because of like camcci and shit all the time so some people think you should have less bacteria in your stomach actually it's too much stress on the system essentially but uh I don't know I mean and I will say like at Japanese and like creepy they are like constantly like jumping off of bridges it's a blowing them so that's because they're Asian yeah it works could be

the gut biome though I think they wake up and they realize they're Asian. It's possible. You know, off a big bridge. Might be pickled egg. It might be that old piss boy egg that they eat turns them evil. They do eat it like, don't they eat like a hundred year old egg called like the evil piss egg or something?

Yeah, it has like a, it has like the exorcist throw up. Yeah. They go, give me evil piss egg. And then they bring out something that like, yeah, looks like something from the exorcist. They're eating flakes of skin off of the exorcist girl. What country is this? Japan. Asia.

Yeah. They have like the perpetual stews. And not India. It's the country, the country of Asia. The country of Asia, exactly. And we mean not India. No, no, India's not Asian. India's not Asia, by the way.

Yeah, that's bull. You know what? Do you actually always hated that Indians think they're Asian. Devin, I saved a lot of memory on my phone. I went to Google Maps. I deleted India off of it. That's a big thing to delete it. I just said I got to free up some space.

I went ahead and deleted Israel too. Really? I said control, delete India. Israel. And then you recheck Google Maps in India is all of the middle, or Israel's all of the Middle East. Google Maps does the Israel project for you. It goes, you live in Israel now, actually. I wonder if Israel Google Maps does it say, uh, like, I wonder if it just says Israel everywhere.

I'm sure if you, I'm sure if you Google Maps Palestine while you're in Tel Aviv, your phone explodes and kills you. I heard that Google Maps is like malfunctioning right now with the bombing of like Lebanon and Google Maps is just like deleting like the names of Lake Cities. Really? Because they're like, we're not sure what this is anymore. It's just, it's smoking rubble. It's literally, it's just called rock.

Google Maps is like, I don't know. The coast is just as much of rocks now. This street's called the consequence of man. You look at something that just says hole. You take a left at hole. Once you see a bunch of rocks, there's going to be more dirt. Lebanon is just, yeah, Lebanon is just smoldering ruins. a Google Maps card driving around.

Smoke. Top tape. Take it right at smoke. Take a right at smoke. And then you're going to want, if you hit skulls, you've gone too far. You're going to want to. Did you see graves? You're going to want to take a left at burned preschool.

And then do a Ui at an Israeli guy already building a home. I can't even believe there's more of Lebanon to like to do it. In your Lebanese, I told you that this was affecting you directly. I told you to go on a boat. Hey, you want to know what? You want to know why America? should be angry about Lebanon going. Why is that?

Because they're like, they're Christian Arabs. They're the only ones that are like, make sense a little bit. The only white Arabs? They're not nuts. Yeah. They're like, we were just fucking,

we were all gonna watch like, the wire tonight. We were gonna order in. They were white guys from 2008. They were like normal. They were like, we were gonna watch like love on the spectrum. Like, we love this fucking guy.

He's like, he's kind of all over the place. Yeah. You go to Lebanon and it's, it's Brooklyn in 2009. It is. Yeah, they're watching girls. They're just, they're fucking hummus-eaten fucking Christians. Everyone thinks, like, everyone thinks that they're just killing a bunch of, like, goat fuckers.

But, like, in Beirut, Bayruh's, like, a beautiful... I mean, it's like... It's so funny, by the way, in the 80s. My mom literally, like, lived in Lebanon for, like, half a year. Because she's lived... With her family. She's not a patriot. Or with some old family, over seen it.

They looked at her. I'm sure they raped her a bunch. But, like... Sure, of course. Of course. The Lebanese birthright trip. Just because, I don't know. They're Christian, but, like, who knows what's going on there?

I don't know. It just seems dirty. She got off the plane. It just seems dirty. I'm sure they raped the fucking, the plane. No, I don't come. I'm kidding. They raped.

They're great. They held a core foam rag over the plane's nose. They're not here. They're not here. They're not here. So, fuck. I'm thinking of that, like, rumor in Kabul in Afghanistan when the plane was taking off and all the people were

running after. They're all trying to fuck the engine of the plant. Yeah. The wheels going up and there's a guy humping the little leg as it fucking crushes him when it folds into the manifold. Unzipping his pants and putting his dick into the engine and then just get sucked. Yeah, it gets sucked. Yeah. It's a guy who takes his pants off.

He's on the nose of the plane, takes his pants off and then jumps into the engine and gets sucked through it. But to him, that counts as fucking it because his dick went in first. Yeah. And he goes, baby, girl. Shit. Yeah, and then just turned into slushy. Yeah. But yeah, it's so funny, because my mom was there in, like, the 80s and had this, like, time with, like, all of, like, I guess, like, technically, like, our bloodline family members.

Sure. And then she, you know, she left because she's not nuts. And she, you know, went and had, like, a good life in America. Mm-hmm. And then she, like, she, like, casually told me, you know, throughout my life, like, oh, yeah, they were all killed by history. Like all these people that she had like seminal moments with it. And it's just a normal thing to just go, yeah, Israel killed them all. Wait, just through different times of your life.

Like you come on from school. She'd be like, oh, your uncle, you got killed by Israel. No, no, not like that. Not like that. Like she didn't, I was not raised like, you know, like Lebanese. Right. I don't like that level. But like I remember talking to her and I remember, oh, Mom, didn't you go to Lebanon?

You like live there for like, you know, half a year or whatever? She was like, yeah, yeah. I remember she was telling me about it. recently and then I was like what happened to them she's like oh they all like in the 80s they were killed by like Israel like drug strikes Israel just killed like oh you know how it goes Israel killed all that whole family people like living in like huts and like like whatever whatever they have I mean I'm sure they had some cement yeah studio apartments yeah but like that's and then they're continuing it right now like I get Beirut is I don't know it's like your mom did the movie

call me by your name but then 10 years later that entire village they fucked in was like bomb to death. If you, there is, we all have something in us where we just go, like, if it's in the Middle East, it's like, well, you probably deserved it or it's just, this is never going to last or something. But try to think of it as like a coastal city in Italy. Yeah. Like, can you imagine?

Then you go spend one crazy summer out. You go visit your Nana, your Nona or whatever the fuck. Who's making a little dough thing with her. 20 years later, you find out, oh, yeah, they were all, they were all just fucking desks. They were all decimated. Oh, Devin, they were all dust. They were turning to dust. by Israel.

Yeah. And that's what you need to vote, Dev. Yeah. You need to get out of vote. That's why you didn't have... Did you vote this year? I've never voted. I don't think voting matters whatsoever.

Yeah, me neither. I didn't vote for president last year. That's what you mean. Yeah. I voted for other shit. Sure. I'll vote. Yeah.

I'd vote for a guy named like Wigger Chink or something like that. Chink Wigger, Ben. Chink Wink or Chiguer Wink. No, it's Chink Wigger. 40 winks. I started a huge fight with you. It's a huge fight with you. Throw the mic at him.

I'm honestly, every, I've heard people say his name when they, like, demanding him, and I'm like, did you just call him chink? And wigger. Like, his name is bizarre. What is it spelled like C? It's jank. It's jank, it's jank week. It's jank wigger. It's jank wigger. No, I'm not kidding.

I'm like, I'm not even, when I make that joke, I'm like, I don't even mind saying it because it's, like, pretty much his name. It's his name. His name is like jank. They call him chank. They call him chank, I think. Chank wigger. Chank wigger. Chank Weger?

Like a Weaker Muslim or something? I don't know, man. I'm Chang, I'm Chank Weger. This is my brother, Jankham Wigger. And what are Uighur Muslims? They're like Muslims that like sag? They're like... They're like sag their pants in chat. They're Chinese Muslims.

Muslims in China. So they put them in an internment camp over there. They rounded them all up because they were causing a bunch of problems for China. And they actually solved the problem by just like being like, you guys are in war camps now. Yeah, they put them in Gulag. Yeah. Yeah. So there's a bunch of wiggers and a gulag.

What do you think about that? Devin, do you like that they're locked up? Do you not like that? Chinese Muslims? You have to like it or dislike that? Well, you know, Chinese people are already pretty weird to me. And then if they're Muslim, I'm like, that's a next level weirdo. So fuck them.

Yeah, it's like a dog that's... It's like a... It's like a dog that's a lizard. It's too much. Yeah, it's too odd. You got to be one thing. It's like a trans dog or something. A dog that's wearing a big wig and lipstick.

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