lemonparty - 185: Joke World

Episode Date: May 11, 2026

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I should have been contagious. Okay. Thank you guys for having. Yeah, thanks for covering. Yeah, of course. Of course. Awesome. Would you like anything to drink or a beer?

I'm good. I'm right. Did you bring a friend in case we tried to kill it? Twisting, check one. He was, I popped out of a tree to say hi, and he goes, whoa! Yeah, that was good. You fully, are we recorded? Are we on?

Yeah, yeah. So he joke real texted me. He goes, okay, I'm excited to do it. And then he said that, that, that. You guys are going to, like, beat me up, Ari. Yeah, it's like, it's like, casino. This week on Lemon Party. This week

he's here. He's killed. He's ambushed. Should we Should we? David, do you want to move the camera so we because? Yeah. How so?

Well, just so we can get more of a joke world in the shot here. You did good. He looks like if I was happy. Devin was Sarah Conan. So. What's up, buddy? Buddies, friends.

I like the shirt, stop the steal. We do have to talk about the fraud going on. I didn't think we were talking about that. We agreed to not talk about it. Did we agree? No, I know. Ben does all of our coordination. I didn't know any deals that were made behind the scenes.

I assume that's the reason that I'm here. Thank you for having me on this Dinner for Smucks podcast. Can you give us a quick this week into the camera real quick? This week on Lemon. Here's the thing. The impression is, I just did an impression of an impression myself. I could have just done the... Can you do just you? But also I never say

this week. I say last week. Last week. Last week. Last week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Last, well, I say guest spots from last week. It's really the only time I say last week. Okay, so say guest spots from last week. Joke World was on Lemon Party. Okay. Guest spots from last week. Joke World went on the Lemon Party podcast.

Oh, that's great. Holy shit. Dude, I'm telling people who's on each other's podcast. It has to be more exciting than just go. I hear you. So this person went on the other podcasts again. Like, you know, I don't know. It's the news. People have newscastle voices. I think your channel's very negative.

We've been talking to you about how negative you are. It's very toxic. It's toxic? I apologize for that. Yep. You get the trolls out. Yeah. It's nasty.

We are sorry that you've ever had a problem with anyone that is a listener of the show, harassing you online. Well, thanks. I appreciate the appellation. I saw the video. We weren't actively trying to get people to do that It was just like a joke I thought this was all Like WWE kind of stuff

It's just funny It's theater, yeah Yeah, yeah Because also I don't understand I was always under the impression I remember making a lemon party video Before even the first episode Like I like your project

Yes, we did that early Yeah I didn't know that Before what's the Lemon Bar I was covering these people before you Before soy face You know I was clip in LP first That's actually true

I appreciate that, so. So I thought that we were always just doing like a stop-to-steel. Stop-to-steal. Kind of fun thing. No, I know. But I do want to tell you, the hackers that we paid to try to rig the election, after you threw us off the election, a couple of them killed themselves. Sumi and Dagmar can't be found. Chandon is just wandering the streets now.

Chandon threw himself in a big pot of oatmeal and he's dead now. We had a lot of Indian guys kill themselves. They were replaced immediately. but the lot did half the sweatshop killed themselves. I can't imagine how difficult it must be to run something like that. Well, it's also like the stupidest thing in the world. Like, it's not, I'm just doing like a fucking

podcast March Madness. Well, that's part of it's, it's funnier, the more angry you get about the results. So it's almost like I feel like we're conflicted because we have to keep getting so angry about it. Well, I think it's also funny that when you guys get angry and your your fans are tweeting into a void, I think that's also funny. I think we're both being.

Yes, I think it helps everything. Yeah. Also, you guys promoted by far the most which is like, I understand you want to win it as a joke and it's like an ironic Sure. No, I actually also want to win it. I think the first one. No, I think our feelings are hurt. I did it. No, truly, yeah, we have nothing. I think the first one we were pretty pissed about

to be honest at first. Not a you. Not a you. The first election, I think we were against the take your shoes off. Rick Glassman's show. And didn't care. It was like a joke. But then I noticed that I was like, we're actually doing kind of okay here. I think we'll probably win. Well, we beat a big show. We beat Rogan.

We were very surprised. Yes, so, I guess it's kind of a big show. We were like the show that didn't exist. People did not talk about us. Except for joke world, which people forget. Except for joke world. That's true. So for us, we were like, oh, we could like, people would actually have to, like, talk about

us for a second or something. I remember looking at it. And then I was like, oh, cool. And then within one second, take your shoes off, had a thousand votes. So I was like, that's some fraud going on. So I immediately hit up my friend who's in, he's in the fraud world. Yeah. in the world.

He's in the world of fraud. And we started trying to fight back. Yeah. And then it happened to each election after that. Because, but I will say, we did not rig it last year until, or not this year, last year against Are You Garbage,

I saw some fraud there again. So I hit up my fraud guy. I've never denied, and here's the thing. I'm not smart, man. I'm not, I'm just a random. It's so funny that you're actually not. You're joke world.

Don't talk about yourself that way. This is so fucking stupid. It is. stupid but this is worth it because i need to say this i don't know what the fuck's going on with this website i don't code the website i never have i am someone who fell ass backwards into getting to clip comedy podcast for a living at this point my main purpose and all of this is to not have a real job i don't care who wins the march madness tournament i'm just trying also also i like sports i like march madness it just seemed like a two things that go together i get nobody nobody's

going to ruin this free me yeah and also no one was going to care this much i thought also like the fans not even uh you guys like your fans is what i'm saying yeah yeah yeah Yeah, yeah. And I've also never built a website before. I don't know how to do that. So I don't disbelieve that Tyso could have fraud or that Are You Garbage could have fraud that you guys were responding to. I know nothing about that. What I want to make clear is that if there was fraud, this is really stupid.

This is like a serious. It's beautiful. It's like he's on the stage. I really feel like I'm like, address the, like trolls. We should have given you like a little congressional hearing, like, to mean into. Yeah, yeah. Well, the main thing is just like, you know, I. I like Lemon Party.

I was a fan, just like you guys were. Was one of the key word was. Past. Well, you're on YouTube anymore. I got to watch it after. That's true. That's true. I'm a YouTube guy.

That's why I watch everything. Okay, so we're out. Don't have Spotify. I've never listened to a podcast on Spotify besides part of my take. Really? And I guess Jerry. On airplanes, I listen to Spotify. But I'm a YouTube guy.

Yeah. You got to get the, you know, it's all about the closing. Sure, sure. Do you watch all of those podcasts, by the way? Yeah, like who is doing all of the, like, time stamps. Time to speed. And then we have a team of. I would rather go back to a day job if I'm being honest with you.

I'm listening to 10 hours of podcasts. Yeah, are you listening to like 45 minutes of... No, well, I also have transcript searchers. So if I'm making a video about the roast, I can just go... Did they talk about the roast and this move on if it's not? Okay, got you. Also, again, before this I was doing like Instacart and now I'm watching... I mean, this is a...

Fair. No, I completely understand. I completely understand. No, I was saying this is one of the only podcasts I still feel. The main point of it is to say the funniest thing possible at whatever moment. Like you guys are just all doing jokes. And that's why I'm here in the first place is because you were doing the bracketing as a joke.

I completely understood the whole time. I was offended when you said, you don't think I understand jokes. I understand. When did I say that I wasn't? I know. I was fucking around. Well, okay, hold on.

He's a Chad. Right after that, he owes me an apology, though, because I think I said that on a show that you won't name or ever give any respect. Choke world. I says hate watch. Hate watch. Here's another.

Joey Lefleur, the King of Fraud. This is how we got your attention. What a jam? He hates Joey. What did Joey ever do? What? It's a whole thing. No, I know.

But also, he had Chase up to like 8 a.m. every night or morning. Joey is a, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I apologize. He was the one that actually is actively turning down the stupidest tournament of all time where 100 people are voting on their favorite podcast. Oh, God. Oh, you know, he's a drunk. I forgot that Jimmy gets drunk and messages me.

Yeah, he's a junker, dog. There's literally nothing we can do about that. We've tried. Yeah, that's on you, that. I have to get a better hold for my troops. I apologize. I have nothing against hate watch. Do you guys, are you sports guys?

Yeah. So, also, this is what made me roll my eyes in the Fottwa episode. Is making fun of terms like the elite eight and sweet 16. Like, I was the one that came up with the term sweet 16. Oh, no. Come on, guys. I don't remember the jokes we made about that. I don't remember that either.

Yeah. Was that the one we went to the desert? Yeah. It wasn't like a huge joke. It was just, you know, repeating, oh, we're in the elite. I guess that was just. It was more so the elite, like, just saying that about, like, you know, it's the tournament's called. I know.

It's just hilarious when the channel are objectively gay where we're talking about who went on each other's podcast. I know. I did not make up. The elite. That exists. I got to say right now in terms of like, it feels like I'm talking to Oz. I got behind the curtain. The great and powerful.

The great and powerful. The great and powerful Oz. I thought I meant the mentalist. No. No, do you work for Israel? Are you a sob for Israel? What I'm wondering here is, from, like, behind the curtain and everything, you're looking at the numbers, everything coming in, are you experiencing fraud from other people or just

from us? So this is kind of, I guess I'm all over the place right now. So I've never looked at the numbers. My guy Chase texts me which round is, all right, should we move on the next round? Blah, blah, blah. Yep, hit it. Because also we had to put these measures in place on our website because there's been. some people that ruined the website and then we have to go to the lemonheads and the third world

nerds this is what made me sad this here we're being reactionary here Ben this is the most I cared about it and this is the no this is the Nat Turner Rebellion yes we were being attacked viciously and we had to respond this is the first time we are black people and we did not like that and it made us angry we fought back it made us feel like black people I apologize I would never want to do that. You're saying your chase is texting. Are you garbage numbers? We're going up crazy.

Rick Glassman's were jumping up by the hour. So I'm saying I never have said that you guys rigged it. If you go back and watch the film, I've never said anything that you guys rigged it. We did rigged it. We did. But I never say that. I never even. But we rigged.

We cheated. You say it on the podcast. Yeah. We cheated very hard. I have folks if you're saying, we are going to cheat. And then you go, what the fuck? We cheated in response to cheating. And I think it's.

started to feel like it just made it made your life easier to be like well they're the crazy insane show and they're not like super mainstream so they lost to you know to put your socks on or whatever right and that helps I get more attention on my channel if I keep promoting put your socks on and like the mustard is good show or whatever the fuck so that's where I was coming from because I was like why are we like we were scapegoats it felt like you know you were the DNC in 20s. Be like, well, something was up. But I understand. You actually are in a

lose-lose position because our fans are just are too intense. And then I try to do the emergency vote. That wasn't to be like, oh, they're not on YouTube, we're not going to announce it. I just don't know how to progress the tournament. Here's the thing. All of your fans know that this is happening, the vibe, the schick. None of our... I don't

even think we have fans. We have people that are fans of the news that we're providing. But our followers don't know that this is happening. So if I'm just supposed to be a vessel of who went on each other's podcast, just news, whatever. That's what we're trying to do, ESPN. So explaining this, most of the people are going to be like, what the fuck are you talking about? I don't even, but all of your, no, I'm sorry, it's just, it's just, you love comedy so much. You're so sincere. It's actually really hardwarming. You're so sincere. And we're just,

we're very evil. We've injected toxin into your life. It's just making me laugh a lot. Mostly you three to know that I'm not being like, oh, we got to make sure Lemon Party doesn't win. I don't know if, if, take your socks off is doing fraud. I have nothing to do with that just as much as you guys are doing fraud. Like, I'm just trying to keep the fucking tournament going, and then when it's over, that's the best mark. At this point, we've done it five years ago, so we have to keep doing it. But my favorite day is when the tournament's done, and we can just be like, okay, that's over.

Because of you guys. Okay. Can I make one request? Yeah. Can you, if you allow our little West Coast world in the election next year, can hate, can hate watch be in it? Yeah, there's some podcasts that you post that I'm like, I look at them. Well, this is why I ask you guys.

I'll tell Joey to calm down. This is why I wanted to know if you're sports guys, because in the NCAA tournament, it's not just the best 64 teams get in. There's a bubble, you know? He's right. So that's, but yeah. There's a bubble.

Well, hey watch, we'll. And also, you might not be in the bubble. We'd destroy a lot of these shows that started two weeks before you're, just because at this point, I, you need to. You actually need to. You have to. For your own safety. The thing is, also.

There's a gun help that you're had now. Yeah. This has never been like a malicious, like, I'm not going to put them in or I'm not going to do this. The reason that Lemon Party was in from the first place is because I was a fan of Ben's from The Tim Show, obviously. And then our channel is mostly built, centered around stand-up comedy is supposed to be the main focus. Podcasting is just like bullshit that stand-commodians are doing, but they do it every week. So we can cover that more than someone writing a new joke, whatever. That doesn't happen that much.

So the progression of that is, all right, Lemon Party's grandfathered in because that makes sense. and then I'm going after just like if a standup comics podcast had 200 views versus I mean I you guys do the live shows but I don't know are you do Ben does stand up once every nine months so yeah once every nine months we all stop doing stand up yeah I'm talking about hey watch now mostly it's like that's Connor does stand up okay so that helps so then you guys are in we're in a decision on a bubble team versus a not bubble team I'm gonna go to that just was what I was the preference I got it I'm just telling you you know check the numbers we're I mean we're a small show but we're doing a lot better than some of those high seeds. But I'm just telling you that's what... I know, I'm kidding. I literally could care less. You're a great guy. This is all nonsense.

I told you he's a jazz. This makes me feel so stupid also. No, this has been a whole month because we went to us and we were hanging out at the mothership and stuff and then we're like, oh, these people are atoms. They aren't pixels. They're like actually real.

Yeah, you know, you're standing around people. You're like, oh, you're like a real guy. Fuck. You're nice. And I called you a faggot. Yeah. That wasn't very cool of me. Yeah, just trying to do a podcast tournament

I appreciate you, I appreciate the shirt I appreciate all the work you do That's a great shirt can you show the camera The shirt there Stop the steel Stop the steel This is a big deal Is that official merchant?

You should put it on your website So it on your website Because also I never called the fans bad fans Or never called out the fans for doing anything I thought that it was pretty clear I was just trying to explain to our people Following the tournament Why there was our windows

Where they weren't allowed to vote Because the website was crashed I feel like I should address that, that her website was like shit. So why did that happen? Because Joey was sending 500,000 votes. So then he couldn't do anything. And then Chase was up literally all night, just like, fucking pulling his hair out. He said that he drafted a message to send to one of you or Joey being like, fine, you win.

I give up. You know more about computers than me. Whatever. You guys are cool. We're dumb. Like, whatever. Whatever. Yeah.

But I never said anything about your fans. I thought I said, hey, our website was down because these people, after they lost, tried to crash the server, which is pretty cool. The most mild way I thought I could say that. And then showed the clip of you saying, it's going to be hard to count the votes. I thought there could not be more clear. To be fair, Joke World didn't then cut to a clip and Joey and are looking into the camera and go, have fun with it this year. Like, how is that me calling out the London Party? No, you're right.

It was a hate-watch clip. The most insulting thing you did was you insulted. poor people in Pakistan. You called them third. That was what made me laugh. Just a guy living in a hut is a nerd. He's a third world nerd. I don't have a big vocale.

I'm not a smart man. I don't know what you want for me. This is everything. Probably just to be here, I guess. This was great. Fantastic. So what are you doing here at the festival? You're covering the roast and everything?

Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much it. We were going to interview Polly Shore, but then he, after the day that we bought our flights, he was like, actually, I'll just do it next time. I'm in Austin. We're like, all right, good. But last night, I've never been, this is probably a hole in our journalistic integrity.

I've never been to LA. This is my first time. So it's been unreal. Like, this has been so cool. We hung out at the store last night. People are going to make fun of this. They're going to be, I'm glazed world about the comedy store. But it was just awesome.

Everyone's here. Yeah. It was so cool. And it was like, I understand now why people get annoyed when Austin is like, this is the best ever. This is the new mecca, blah, blah, blah. Because just like walking around the store and like the, I'm just such a history guy. of just regular history, comedy history.

It's like, this is like just dense and thick with just history. Sam Kinnison, all this stuff. It's like, I understand why people think that it's funny when Austin's like,

this is the new mech now, blah, blah, too. I still obviously live there and like what's going on. But so impressed with LA, this is not funny at all.

This is why I'm like sad that these people have to listen to me on their favorite podcast for a little long. It's really awesome. I like it here a lot. I love comedy, but I'm also at this point,

it feels like a regular job. I'm trying to make it like barstool or sports center or standup. Yeah. So it's like I'm taking it a non-serious thing very seriously, but I am trying to like scale this up to real business. I have two full-time employees. Like this is something I wake up every day and do. Say behind the scenes though. We get you a little fucked up. Do you start talking shit about somebody's? No, no, no, I talk to him fucked up in Austin. He's a sweetheart to the court. Like no matter. He was a little stumbling. He was so sweet. Is everyone great? Here's a crazy concept that you guys and all you guys are going to think this is insane. But I don't indulge in content that I don't like. Well, that seems almost impossible with what you do. I get, I don't think so. I don't know.

That's why people probably say that I'm biased or whatever. First of all, I don't like the thing that's saying that I'm glazed and I'm doing this. Sometimes I'm just saying this person has a new special coming out. Yeah, what a synth. That's true. All I'm saying is news. It's supposed to be news. Not taking any of this personally because no one knows me.

They think that I'm going. First of all, Jokeworld's supposed to be a company name. I'm not like a rapper going by Jokeworld. No, sure. You're named Jake. Yes. Jake World. Yeah. So it's easy to not take things personally because this is not me at all. This is just a stupid. This is too deep.

No, no. So you have the festival coming up in Fort Myers. I'd love to. St. Pete. St. Pete, I'd love to do it. I don't know if you have space. That's fine. If you don't. I'd love to do it. He means literal space for his how fatty is now. Well, I've lost 15 pounds since I broke Tim Butterley's game or chair. Oh, yeah. That was a good episode. Gamer chairs, they reinforce like 300 pounds. It's for a big, very big people. They test them on Will and Don. It's like popping a tire on your rascal scooter. It's not supposed to happen. That was a great episode.

And I have questions for you guys. Do you guys, are you trying to, it seems like you're almost going a little mainstream lately. Or are you just going on your friend's spot? Oh, interesting question. Let me reflect. Not actively thinking about that. Just trying to remind ourselves that we do have friends that know, you know, that we should see. and make sure to, like, get out of the house occasionally.

Do you think that those friends are at all, like, hey, I'm still, like, trying to make it in the industry. You guys are shitting on everyone that I'm going on. We're constantly shot. Yeah, we're always like, this is a little, yeah, we're always like, this is a little interesting. Yeah, for sure. No, we think that. Yeah. But it is a funny, like, my favorite real, like, non-comedy podcast, I can still just listen to you for enjoyment is part of my take.

Because it's like, they're talking about sports in, like, the, like, the, like, Like almost like how you guys talk about comedy, but slightly more positive, I'd say. Like, if I am the sports center where the guys wearing the suit and it's just like telling you what's happening and there's using a fake voice and all that stuff, they're the ones that are still having fun with it and like calling Kevin Durant of Baby Back Bitch for using Burr or all that stuff. Right, right. So that's why I like listening to. The freedom that we have is from, I think, not doing stand-up and not having to. Yeah.

Then we'd be complete frauds like showing up. I'd be like, well, we have this off-the-cuff, like, you know, sometimes we're just not even. we're not thinking about what we're saying We're just But that's why I think also to me When we started this podcast I think anybody even talking about us felt so radioactive

Just from how the nature of the show starting That people just like Wouldn't fuck with us at all for the most part And then also Except joke world Who's a good man? Who's a good man we attacked for being good We saw something nice

And we tore it Like a Rottweiler Because if something sucks we attack it If something's good We can also attack that too Exactly. Yeah, actually nothing save. But I think also, I think also when we started, when we started this, there was such an attitude in comedy of just everybody rules all the time, no matter what they're doing at all, doing very questionable behavior as well.

Yeah. And so I think we just naturally were like, not even trying to fill a void, we're just like this was, hey, this thing kind of such, right? Yeah, it was also just like started in like during that gold rush when like it just felt like, it was. It was just, no one's talking about comedy. It's just about like, wow, he just, look at the thing he sold out, all the numbers. And it was just like, you know. I would say podcasts have gotten worse in the last three years because it's like, they're not trying to be. Like, everyone is trying to either make a fake viral moment or they're like worried.

They're trying to interview like an A-list celebrity or they have all these sponsorships. Like, no one's just trying to be just like raunchy, funny, like how they were in like 2016. Yeah. And this podcast is. I think we try to treat it a little bit like radio. Like, this is literally our job. You know, and I think the other podcasts are, it's like, they do stand up and they're just like, okay, so what are you? They're like biting time before the show.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a date plugging machine. How are the live shows going? Good. Good. Yeah. The live shows are.

Houston was great. All the cool you guys are doing at the store. Dude, the store was awesome yesterday. That's such a cool place. It is very cool. I'm sorry for liking stuff. No, no, no. No, I agree.

I agree. We've been all over there. I've been in the basement where many women were raped back in the day. I know a lot of dead people. written on the wall there. It's cool. It's a great place. Do you guys think it's cool or is it?

No, it is. Yeah. I don't like it because there is just, it's just, I don't know, you just, there's always somebody to run into that could be like that sucks in conversation or whatever. It's just a lot. I don't know.

I think I maybe have social anxiety and I have to drink a lot to like, uh, be around certain people. But, um, it's a, it's a historically amazing place. I can tell you, I remember the first time getting up there and being like, this is crazy. Like Richard Pryor stood on the stage and now I'm here doing three minutes. I think for me now it's more like, oh my God, if I go there,

like, there's like fucking 18 people I'm gonna have to talk to that. I cannot stand in the world. The one thing is that it's not, there's not the, like, the funny thing about comedy is that it's like, no matter how, I guess, big you are, like, there's still, like a psychopath that's like a complete loser that can still wander around those halls that you knew, like, a decade ago.

Yeah. So that becomes, like, it's the only thing where it's like, you know, there's a green room and like the Kobe Bryant of comedy is there and somehow like a street rat can wander in and he has to talk to that guy now. Like all comedy environments other than the mothership because they have the IDF out front. I was just literally about to say that that's why I don't get why people make fun of that because it's like obviously if Rogan's going to say I'm going to be here every day of the week. Like there's real people that know nothing, not even for comedy reasons. They're not like mad that he's showing the 50 cent AI video again.

Like they actually hate him for like politics. that would show up there. And Chappelle's club is like 10 times more security than the mothership. But he's actually been attacked before, so that makes sense. By a trans person. Or no, wait, they were bisexual. That was at a big. That was at the bowl.

That was at the bowl. What is his club? I thought it's a Wyast Firehouse in Yellow Springs. Oh, okay. It's indoors or it's out. Yeah, he's got the camp shows, which is outdoors. And then he's got the firehouse, which is just inside, like, 100 seats. The stage is like a foot off the ground.

So he's like staring at it's crazy. That's a best show I've ever. been to my life. I've been there twice. That's sick. It's awesome. We saw, who's the Asian presidential candidate guy? Andrew Yang? Yeah, he did stand up there and it was actually good. Why? I don't know. It wasn't good. It was the first time in the club. He was doing a bunch of raunchy, like, racist Asian jokes about himself. That's great. And then I saw him outside at the pavilion, the camp show, like huge venue outside, and it was terrible. And he was doing the same jokes. But he was also, it was after the election. He was blaming Ohio, which that's where we were. That's where we

were for Trump like being an officer just calling all of us racist without any jokes and it was like this is just why would anyone want we're all from ohio yeah that was that was a bad one but he did really well in the first one which i was very surprised at it was like very racist what was the move with that's what is that he was just there i don't know kid cuddy went on stage once when i was there that was sick and did stand up again no he just was like he just hummed yeah he tried to try to kill himself uh ti went on stage and tried to do stand up it was like nice and he's apparently yeah it was like good but then Dave came back on, I call him Dave, and he was like,

he was like, all right, that was good, and then he just made him do three songs in a row, even though he was like, I'm not really trying to sing. He goes, all right, how about, I can't even name a T.I. song, but that was way better than his stand-up. He was just watching them. I like, I'm sorry, but he's like, dance.

Yeah, literally. And then John Maloney, or not John Malini, Jimmy Carr we saw there. I'm sorry I've turned this podcast into the podcast. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that we're just talking about you. This guy crushed. This is what you love.

You go, this week. I saw this person. I think we're going to release this as an individual thing anyway in addition to the episodes. Then they can't get mad. A little minisode. Like, because it'll just be a minisode. Rather than putting it at the beginning or an end of an episode, I'll just put it out on the Spotify. That's good.

Because I was like, dude, this sucks for the people that actually are like excited for this podcast every week to be like, oh, the guy that I hate is just going to be on here. Oh, no, we're recording apps after this. Joke World. You know what? Devin Costa gave me some great advice the other day. He said when I was going to the comedy store and I was like not feeling good. I'm eating a banana. I got to do story wars.

Very nervous. You said, be yourself. Remember to be yourself and that nothing matters. Yeah. You texted me that. Yeah.

And it helped, right? It's actually, I kept saying it as a, I'm not a mantra guy. I kept saying it in my head, be yourself, nothing matters.

Wow. All right. I said that I was jacking off. I was like, whatever, here's some bullshit, whatever. Hopefully it helps.

I'm not telling. You were exiting out of a video to text. me back. Yeah. He was actually trying to comment on a porn video. He was trying to send a message to Angela White. Remember to be yourself, Angela.

Bad be yourself. Be yourself. Nothing matters anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. But thanks for coming out. I'm actually amazed you came on the Joe.

Yeah, thank you, man. Do you have to leave now? What time is it? It's 309. What time do you have to leave? Six more minutes. I feel like I just finally started talking like a not nervous. just normal person. Now I'm going to leave. I would like to do this again. I feel like I can make a

better impression on the on the on the I think you made a good impression already. But yeah, anytime you're in LA. All right. Thanks. Yeah. I can't believe you've ever been to LA for you. I know it's I also don't I didn't really see what everyone's talking about like we're staying right by the store. I've seen like two homeless people so far. Well, we've killed. Austin is it's it's there's way more homeless people in Austin. No, Austin is 100% yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, you got to see the you got to go to the Hollywood, uh, the Walk of Stars is very good. That's where all the hobos are?

Yeah, yeah, that's where you'll see Fat Spider-Man and all those guys. Ah, gotcha. Yeah, yeah. It almost feels like if Vegas was actually nice is how I've kind of... Because I don't... I haven't been to the West Coast much in general, so that's like my only reference, I guess, but... Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe that's a bad analogy. Sorry, guys. No, no, no, Jesus, no. No, no. Jake World, we love you. Jake World. We love Jake World. What's your last name?

Frombach. Frombach. Frank. Jewish. It's just so these people can docks me? No, the opposite. Black. Black.

You're black. Opposite. Oh, you're German. Yeah, okay. Nice. Yeah, that's what I assume. Yeah, I think you just won everybody over right there. Well, that should be your credit.

If I ever bring you on stage at a lemon party show, I'll say this guy, he's pure German. 100% pure blood. Six four. Total chat. Total Chad. Well, I did start. It's also like, like you said. said, you feel like you're talking to just someone that loves it's so different. I used to,

so I did stand up in college. That's why I like it so much. That's why I thought my plan was going to be. And then I graduated just over COVID in 2020. And my plan was to either go to New York or L.A. with like a marketing degree because I didn't, my parents paid for me to go to college. I have to, you know, try to get a real job. But that's what I wanted to do. I was doing mics like once a week in college. And then there was no real jobs, no mics because we, you know, got sent home in that spring. So I just was instacarting and just ripping pods. all day. And then it was like, this could be organized more on YouTube. Like if you're a fan of this guy, you're probably a fan

of this guy. So I feel like it was more of like a, uh, seeing a hole in the market and also a passion. And I'm not maybe as much of just a autistic weirdo as you guys might think of just about comedy. But I do still, that was a terrible rant. Cut that part. No. No. No. Go back to the

racism. We're editing it out. It's going at the beginning. We're going to steamroll you on this. We're going to make you look crazy. You could do that. No, it's fine. It's just like, I don't go up to somebody who's, like, obsessed with, you know, like birds or butterflies and be like, you're a fucking retail. But I've been in comedy so long and so jaded and so mean. Yeah, that guy works at like a butterfly shop.

That's what I'm saying, yeah. Or just a sports journalist. I mean, they do this all the time with sports. Like, the thing that I want to not dignify it that much. I want to compare it to butterflies. I want to throw a backhanded at you for no reason. But yeah, exactly. It's just not my thing, but for a lot of people, it is their, like their passion.

So I get that. I've just, I've seen so much comedy that at a certain point, like I went to a Conor-Malley show. And I really liked seeing Connor because it was unique. The opener, I literally, all I just heard was my, blah, bum-bub-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. It just felt like watching somebody like eat mashed potatoes. Like, I've just seen too much spaghetti going to the machine. I think there's terrible stand-ups all the time. Name them right now.

Like suts. Now Jake, I think a big thing you could do is because you have so many subs on YouTube, I think the next thing is a podcast network. I've thought about... We'd be happy to come on with a joke world. I know you'd love to have us. A joke world. I mean, he would love to upload Limit Party episodes onto his YouTube channel.

I think it would do great for his future. Jokel, come on. You have 750,000 subs. What if you let us use your channel? Give us your lock in. What if you put up to do that? What if you be? put a tumor in your body yourself.

Have you thought of that? So yeah. No, but I think genuinely, like, not including hate watch, at least in the guest spots and stuff too, is a big obvious miss, especially if Connor does stand-up, which I just didn't, I'm not, like, purposely, I'm just

trying to watch a hundred podcasts week. I get it, I get it. I get it. We also don't, none of us have guests. That's also true, but technically I do put a bunch of, blah, blah, blah, did not have guests. Yeah, I think we did that once. Like this week, Lemon Party did the exact same thing. Yeah, we've met like five people on the show.

Which is why it's an honor and a privilege to be here. I think you're like the fifth. It's like Sam Talent, Ivy Wolk, joke world. McCusker. Ian Finance and then Shane did the live one we put on Patreon. Did he just do the live, the Austin one? No. No, he was doing something.

He was busy. Yeah. He said he would have. I trusted him. He said he would have. Also, I was not ducked. I really would have come back show. It was your birthday.

It was totally fun. By the way, you sent me your contact information and I checked your birthday. Well, that's when my girl took me. Yeah, it was the day after my birthday. Yeah, because it said your birthday at the top to update Joke World's birthday. And I'm like, it was that actual day. He wasn't lying to me. Did I send me my contact card?

Because I think I have blonde hair in my contact card, which is really embarrassing. I don't think so. I don't think so. Like, you know when you share your contact with someone and, you know, like, you have your own. Oh, yeah. No, it just has your contact. your birthday here is April 28th. Oh, thank God. All right. Cool. Wow, eight days after Hitler's birthday, huh? Yeah. Full German. Look at that. They tried to line it up. But yeah, also last

night at the store, we saw Kevin Hart, Jeff Ross, and Tony practiced the roast for tonight. So, we're about to go see that live. Oh, is the Kevin Hart roast tonight? Yeah, that's where we're going from here. Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah. Shane told us a couple of the jokes he's going to do. Yeah, I thought it was going to be kind of boring because like it's the same Kevin Hart jokes we just saw before but they were really funny when I saw yesterday and I forget that they're roasting everyone else on the panel so like Chelsea Handler's going to get roasted more than

Kevin Hart almost like they're all like the rock they said Cat Williams is going which is insane oh shit yeah yeah okay Cal Williams stabs somebody what have you got stabbed by Cat Williams that'd be great for that would be good that'd be better than a lemon head this week I'm gonna get stabbed by someone might as well be he stabs you with the feather from his hat

right through your neck Yeah, big sword from his can. Big peacock feather through your eyeball. But that's like real beef. That's like the whole club shay-shay thing. Oh, yeah, he talks more shit than anybody. Cat Williams hates Kevin Hart?

Yeah, that was like the main industry plant. You got fucked by Diddy kind of thing. Oh, okay. I guess I forgot that. Right. Okay. And then Kevin Hart went over what he's going to say after, like before. It's, uh, he said he's going to try to do a fake handshake to mend it.

And then just be like, you said, I'm not good at actor. I was acting all that, blah, blah. Fuck you. Fuck all that. Oh, okay. That's going to be a luxury. And cat might flip out. And Draymond Green's going to be there.

Oh, so yeah, he'll kick you in the nuts. Yeah, I thought LeBron might be there because of the drafting's commercials. And they don't have a game today. Huh. Tramon Green. Oh, is this thing going to be live on Netflix? Yeah, I'm, yeah, I am. I'm waiting for LeBron the league.

He's a Lakers. I can enjoy them again. He's a Lakers enemy right now. Yeah. Well, then we're... I don't feel anything. He watches every Lakers game to root against them. Because I'm from, I'm just a kid from Cleveland.

I get it. Or nothing's given and everything's earned? I completely get it. Striving for greatness? Drew Carey. Yep. Yeah, sure. Rockbondale Hall Fair.

So now this is like my second team, because I just am trying to get the go-to-bate. I need, if he wins this year, that's two rings for him and Laced. Well, he's not. No, definitely not. He's not going to win. He doesn't really win that often. He actually won one championship, actually, for your team. And then he left and joined up with all the best players.

That's Dan Gilbert's fault. Also, he did not invent the super team. The Celtics did that. No, they were too old. I joke about that. That is not true. It was a super team. It was a super team.

They built the Super teams to beat the Cavs LeBron. They weren't 26 years old. They couldn't get past Cavs LeBron and Mo Williams and Eric Snow. No one was worried about Cavs LeBron. I think they should be because he made it to the final. He was playing under 500 teams for the first two rounds. He's dominated in the East. Yeah, it's a horrible conference.

They should be worried. Why would they not be worried about Cavs LeBron if you're in the East? I don't really think the Paul Pierce Celtics were like... Yeah, they were built to be a lot. Yeah, okay. I mean, yeah, they made a super team, but they were in their 30. They were in the 30s. LeBron went and did it.

He had a sleepover. He had a sleepover at the Olympics when he got bronze. And he decided to join up. Remember when he won bronze? And he decided to join up with his friends. And then they won a couple fake championships. He also had a really embarrassing 2011. And then in 2008, the team USA, they were so worried that the greatest of all time was not going to bring home the gold they had to call Kobe.

And they go, well, somehow the greatest of all time can get it done. Let's bring this other guy in. You're right. You actually are right. The Celtics is not this first super team. It was the Lakers with Shaq. That wasn't a super team. Kobe and Shaq are a super team. Kobe was drafted the team. They traded for Shaq. He was a superstar in Orlando. They built up

a 17-year-old. That's not a super team. I do like it. I'll kill you a joke world. I was like I watch you like get out of this perfectly and then step on a lamb mine. Well, honestly like debating like sports like at like a lunch like that, I love this. I could do this all day. And could actually like yeah. This is like

I appreciate that you actually give a shit about Lebron. You're from Ohio. Yeah. Also, like, this is like, like my brother and I will have debates like this. We got into an argument. None of us are 49ers fans. And we're like,

is Brock Party a good quarterback or not? And I was like, well, he's getting his team. He's all the wind, blah, blah. And my brother's like, no, he's not. And we were fighting so, like, really that my mom, like, I'm going to start crying. She's like, you ruin the night.

Everyone go to bed below. And we're like, dude, this is completely. Yeah, it's not real. No, I know. People really, when they see that, they go, oh, they're like, they actually hate each other. Like, no, they're talking. We're talking about people that we don't.

Because you can't fix it. It's just like numbers and random. Exactly. Yeah. I respect you, Joe World. Thanks. God bless you. Thank you for coming.

Honestly. Thank you for having me. I'm sorry if this sucked and if I was a nervous, weird guy. I think this was very, very easy. I actually do like you guys and I like your fans and they're very passionate. And I have nothing against them. I just had to address why our voting wasn't working. And, yeah.

When I, by the way. Like, why would I not address that? Hold on. They get mad when I say this, when I say tone it down. What I mean by tone it down is don't tell people You're gonna hunt them and kill them That's what I mean by tone it down Don't make threats against people

Or when we simply say stuff And we're not in an actual beef And then they act like the people That we're talking about for a little bit Are like fighting us And then they treat it like They're gonna kill them or whatever They tag them on Twitter

It's like it's not The guy doesn't know It's no point But keep having fun with joke world Keep having fun in his comments And buy these shirts Those are great shirts Buy the shirts

Buy the shirts And uh yeah it's a hate watch will be in it next year. Thanks guys for having me on. And yeah, I'm just trying to do comedy news and start a business. I don't have like a secret agenda to like push, you know,

Joe Rogan's clips to the type. Whatever. I'm just literally saying who has a new special. He's German. He's one of the good ones. One of the good ones. Good whites. Good whites.

All right. Well, thanks folks. Thanks for coming. Thank you. Thank you.