lemonparty - 189: Tumor Headphones

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

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We are great. Yeah, you might have to, you might ask you to edit that out specifically. That makes Jay's look like a scumbus. It makes me look like a jerk. Talking shit about people in my life. Your ass is fully out right now. Well, you can't really see. Damn, look at you.

Damn. You can't really see how big my pants are. It's funny, it's funny you and a, yes, a teenager pushing an Asian guy over is wearing the same exact pants right now. Debe a guy. What? Debut a two. Debut. Did you say da-but-to?

You're saying the N-word? Debe-a-a. Oh, I know what you're talking about. It's that little white wigger that was eating the Kool-Aid pickles. De-V-Beg-A. He goes, De-Beg-A-and-this guy did a whole breakdown on what DeBigga is. It's the same as, like, Cash Me Outside. Oh, I thought he says, that bitch, t.

That bitch is tough. Oh, I didn't even, I didn't break it down on that level. I'm sure that is what it actually ultimately was. I think it's da. Dead-Bitch tub. Da be G Da Bega

Debtte Debtah That be G U H Like that G UH I think Well the first one he says

It comes right up One jar will change your life So first thing he says He goes Da bit ta And he says Da Bega He's also wearing a hard ar hat

As well He's awesome Yeah He exists A little white kid In fucking Thousand Oaks And

Bidto So I'm pretty sure in terms of a wigger translation here he says that bitch is tough and then he goes home and his dad goes stop talking like a fucking dark man that bit tough

that bit tough shit this used to be fruit yeah by the way those aren't even yeah this used to be fruit those aren't even headphones on his head those are groths shit

my tomb It was crazy, yo. Yeah, I'm hard R. Yeah. Shit, I got a piercing on my tumor. Y'all, your heart R max, sir. This rules. Okay, Jay, you gotta hear this.

That bit tough. He's eating red. Oh, yeah. What do you say? Sorry, I talked over. He lost his ability to speak. Deba da-da-da. Basically, nowadays, like, everyone is kind of, like,

perpetually having a stroke. Yeah. De-a-da. People are constantly speaking in stroke. One more time. What is he saying? That bitch tough. No, no, no, so the first time he says that bitch is tough.

That bitch is tough. And then he goes, dabigah. And then he says that bitch is gas the second time. Okay. But he's gas. Let me listen for it. That's gas. This is literally when I go over and your son has learned a new phrase I hasn't heard of.

Debit tough. Debit gas. Debe de bag. Debe gal. Debe gal. Debe gal. That bag. Yeah, sir.

That big a yes sir And then the guy says you know Yes sir Yes sir Literally when I go over and see your son And he walks up to me and he goes That And you go he's asking what's that

He goes he goes And he goes he's asking what's that I go oh okay That's how this 17 year old talks The 17 year old right wigger Selling Kool-Aid pickles To the one white kid at a Cabrini green Yeah

See. Yeah, to Cheddar Bob. Gen Z. Cheddar Bob. Debe, that big, da be. Debega. Debega. Debega. I confirmed with our little brother who played basketball in college and speaks this.

You guys are related. You guys are... Our youngest brother is like Diet Wigger. He's a big YN. Yeah. He's a Wigger and Recovery. He's in a big YN phase. He's a White Inn.

Yeah. White N. That's what I meant. Yeah, the Great White Inn. No, so he played college ball So sometimes he'll slip into it I think his name on social media for a long time Was Cole world

Yeah, Cole world like Because it was like Jay Cole His name's Cole Yeah, yeah He was not even like I know, but even at that point That was like fair of it You know, he's at least not that

He hasn't gotten that down the rabbit hole It was like 10 years ago He was into Jesus Hotep videos for a while He was like a fair amount of it He was in his stuff about Hillary Clinton eating babies in bathtubs and shit. Yeah, he was a... I had to call him.

He was literally such a wigger. He was a ferricon wig. Yeah, he was a grown-up in Aberlane. It's like a tumbleweed. Shit, man. I grew up around a bunch of tumbleweeds and shit. I got drove by and amadilla. These tumblewees, every day I had to avoid a dry bar

from a tumbleweed. These tumblewees doing drop, these tumblewees rolling by all day and shit. Shah! Tumblewee is always rolling by. Brole in my and shit, you never know what they're gonna do. They throw one of them gang times and shit. I used to sell an eighth to a cactus.

Shat. Shat. And I said, da b'a. Shit. That baga. Shit. That bag. It's also there's something about the wig or jaw where it can never close anymore for the rest of their life.

They're always tired and they always have a hoodie on. Da'i. That's a guy. That big guy. That's a guy. If I expend any energy, I don't want me called gay and white. I'll be, if you ever open your motherfucking mouth, you white as hell. Don't ever accuse me upon an effort into anything.

I'm trying to be black, so I just stop trying to show. It's the most racist shit you've ever heard of in your fucking life. I'm trying to lower my economic status. I'm trying to make $9 a year. Shat! I ruin my life pretending to be people that were naturally fucked. Shit. Chah.

I saw a guy who could dunk walk like a sloth once, so this is the rest of my life. Sure, that's a bag, God. I sell drugs, I kick up to a scorpion. There's a tarantula in town that's pissed off of me. My boss is a big scorpion in a jar. Shah. Shah. Shah.

What of her Arizona IT dollar seven? Sure. That dollar seven said They mean they said nine nice on the can. Sir,

you ain't got the great backwards, motherfucking a white kid from like Greenwich Connecticut

yeah. Yeah. Yeah, a white kid named like Dylan. Been like like, you ain't got

the great flavor blunt. Shah. I can't Smokin, if I'm great. Dahl. I told you all black toast intolerant. He's drowding.

He's talking, but he's drowning in his own vomit. He's just like, I told you. My skin dry. I give me some cocoa water. I'm drinking a cocoa butter milkshakes. I'm asking a motherfucker milkshake. I'm actually a motherfucker I'm picturing a sixth grader doing all this, by the way.

That beg God. That beg God. That beg God. Da beg God. My ankles are ashy. You know how black butter. You know how black butter. What did I go get out of?

Yeah. Yeah, my knees are chalky. Shit. I'll be hanging out with future ghosts. Yeah. I'm going to shoot an Indian guy on Instagram live. And shit. Dude, so speaking of Indians,

sure. These three, the Mexican dudes that come out to the comedy store kick ass. To your show specifically. Yeah, yeah, and they were, the show was great. We were hanging out at the burger spot. We go to Carnies after. And they were saying the N-WRour.

There was me and like 20 people. They were, yes. They are. They have the past to be way, way racist. They don't have the past. They just don't give a shit. They like literally don't have the past. The Mexican guys were saying it?

I know, but you get it. that to yourself yeah that's what no one gives you the past I can't believe you you have to give that shit to yourself that's the gift that only you can give you know and you can't give it to anybody but you yeah yeah you go I've been working in this Amazon warehouse for three years I can say it now they think they work in the Amazon that's why they could say yeah so you're hanging out with these in-word saying Mexican kids yeah and they were like thank you for making fun of being It rules.

We fucking suck, man. Thank you so fucking much. You're right. We are overly sexual. I fucked my sister, dog. They were so funny. Yeah. Oh, the funniest group of people in the world.

They were like, they work in the trucking industry. Okay. They load trucks all day. They said we are completely spot on on the Indian truck driver show. Really? 100%. These Indian immigrants come over here. He said they're awful.

they go in they had to get porta potty's around the warehouses no come on swear to God for lunch that's what I said that's literally what I said

to them yeah it killed I was like for dinner or something like that he goes fuck we're gonna go fucking say that to them

and shit he said he said pause though the Sikhs cool as hell yeah the Sikhs are cool yeah

the Sikhs are clean they get there on time they have all their papers they're great drivers yeah the Indians He said, forget it. They're rude as shit.

Stinky. They're always late. He says they smell like shit. They smell like shit. And they would go in the bathrooms and clean themselves and fuck up the whole bathroom. So the point that if you're Indian, you're not allowed inside their warehouse. You have to use a porta potty. They said they would wash their feet in the toilets and shit.

No, come on, man. And a porta potty with the blue goo? No, in the, when they were in the bathroom. Oh, so that's why they got the toilet. They would get down on their knees and, like, wash their feet. face and their feet with the toilet water. They were trying, they caught the Indian guy with his hand down the pipe like it's a vending

machine he's trying to steal from. He's trying to get a turd back up. Yeah, sneak at a plunger in. It's a Columbine shotgun. It stole my turd. It's fucking sucks, man. You owe me a turd. You owe me $5 for a turn, man.

This fucking sucks. So they have porta-potties just for the Indian guys. Yeah, he said everybody hires them and they're undocumented completely. They don't know what's going on. They're horrible drivers and they're mean as hell. Yeah.

So he was like, he was like, they were like, let me shake your hand. They're like, thank you for fighting. Keep talking shit about the stinkies. He goes, brother, they all talk like that. They're like, brother, I saw. Go into a brother voice. Brother, one of them Indians dove into the porta potty like it was an old cartoon. Like it was a swimming hole.

It's good to know that if you, now, now, I know if you see the diaper on the head. That's good. For the seek. It's like when you see a snake, it's like red on black. The Sikhs are like the thing. Diaper on the head, shit in the bowl. It's like, yeah, it's like Scott.

Like, it's a, it's a paper towel. Exactly. It's the clean. The turbines are good. No turban, run. Yeah. No diaper on the head. You're in the red.

Yeah. If they don't get a diaper on the head, on their head, they got a diaper in their pants. Yeah, exactly. And they don't. They're eating out of it. No, they took the diaper out and they're eating it. They shoot up diapers. They think diapers are evil. Motherfuck you, fuck you. They break

in to wearhouses at night. They blight diapers on fire. Three in a guy's... Like, revolutionaries. Three in a guy's kicking a diaper. Like it's Billy Bats. You motherfucketheck-sucking! You shit-catching, motherfucker. You shit-catching, motherfucker. You

I don't know if I told you I don't shine shits no more, Billy. You think you can collect all of my lovely juices at one? We throw it out. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Let me tell you one thing. You drew motherfucker, you. You do a motherfucker and diaper you. You do motherfucker you. You tell me what I can shit. You tell me I can come in this town and shit, my friend. I put your fucking ass to sleep.

I think I saw it in the desert You chew motherfucker diaper You fuck you Oh I guess I can actually call this guy The Mexican guy you met at the show You can call people on Instagram You think they'll answer People have done it to me

It's a number At like 2 a.m. Some guy did that to you It's pretty annoying Don't call people in Instagram It's a Is it bad? You're not supposed to overstep that way

I would say not do it. It's a massive. Oh, okay. He'll also just say the N-word immediately. You'll have to edit the whole thing out. He'll start saying the N-word, like, it's a pause. I'll just say, can you confirm the Indian thing? I'll message him.

Did he say about anything that they do in the cabs specifically that sucked ass? But do they have to hose the caps down of the 18-wheeler's and shit? Here, I'll ask, I said, can you confirm the Indian thing? He said, yes. Sir, yes, sir. I'll say, Jace is wondering. what are their cabs like jays is wondering what

the inside of their trucks are like are the cabs like I think they call them cabs right yeah yeah it's gotta be bad in there yeah I imagine a guy instead of a stick shift he's got a big shit that he's just

shifting into second then third and fourth what is it when you're in like a cave and all the the bat shit turns into guana guana they call those popsicles yeah break it off like it's still They're just, they're sucking on it.

It's a fudgecicle. Yeah, it's like a hamster bottle and a cage. They go to caves. They call it a fudgicle factory. They've got, um, uh, instead of two fuzzy dice, it's just two little shits on a string. Around the mirror. We've got a big old convoy full of shit and piss. Convoy.

You cleaned my shit and piss? up and put your fucking ashter sleep. You'll put your fucking as to sleep, my friend. You mean like a big stalactite, right? Yeah. Guana, yeah, in caves where it's like it's sharp. It's like an icicle. A sharp shit.

It's a shit icicle in a cave. They suck like a candy can. Yeah. When you're a kid and you made it into a knife. It's like it's them at a candy shop. I'll put your fucking ass to sleep, my friend. Sleep, my friend. You do motherfucketheye.

You're telling me you clean up all the juices at once and throw it out. Fucking savage. You're a fucking savage piece of shit. See, that's the thing. Back home, Ace would eat other shit he wanted. I ran into my Indian friend again last night. He did. Hip Indian guy.

Really young, hip guy. He's not even, he's like, you know, he's so not associated with being Indian, but he's a really handsome kid. He's a, but he's Indian. Yeah. And he's the same guy that I was like, the last time I met him, I was like really drunk. And I was like, what's going on with you, people? How do you feel about like, it's like, listen, my show essentially. Like, I make a killing off of talking about how you guys can't stop drinking diarrhea.

It's unbelievable. You're like, you guys are a goldmine. I go, you're a fucking goldmine. I go, I go, what do you think about that? Basically, his old response is there's so many of them that he's like, I don't even know. I mean, it's just, I can't. It's like us accounting for, you know, somebody in the middle of the country in America. Classic deflection.

fucking no But That was just funny I ran into him again And I always put the screws To him The Indian screws to him I always put the Indian screws to him

He goes The thing with the diaper What's that all about? I go what the hell is Can you get Can you put a word in? You start talking to him Like Sylvia O'Donthe

You're like The thing with the diaper I don't know What's that all about? Yeah I don't know It's just You see the eating the shit

Yeah And smell it You guys, you know, you make a U-turn on the I-5. The U-turn on the interstate. Something is unthinkable in a regular car. You did a U-turn and, you know, an 18-wheeler on the I-5. You keep killing wife. 70 carcassia, you know, Kyle.

Keep killing white favorites, Tom. Yeah, you guys, you drink the diarrhea, man. I don't know. I don't know, thought. It's just a little weird. It's just a little fucked up, you know. Me and the guys are talking. We've been talking, we were doing our podcast.

We've been a little sick of talking about you guys. It's just fucking strange. Yeah, we kind of feel like we're, you know, it's a little too easy, if you will. It's a little too easy. You guys say, your whole culture is low-hanging fruit. Yeah, so you caught Vito shitting? He goes, I caught him eating. Is Vindu weird?

Is Vindu weird with shit? Nah, I'm not doing it. He did eat a bunch of it. He did see him in a turn. OJC answered in a voice message. He did eat a bunch of it, though. Big corn on the cob. He literally there was corn in it.

He has two little things he puts on the side of the terrier. Pauli Walnuts is sucking the piss out of his laces. Indian halote is just corn and shit. Okay, he sent me a voice message. All right. Their cabs are honestly really gross, dude. I have to grab some paperwork for them when they bring deliveries. This guy's a Mexican?

And from at least four or five feet away, I can smell a little feet in armpit. They opened the device. There's trash in there. There's food in there. There's fucking God knows what man. And we literally had to get a porta party for our company Because they'd ask to use the restroom and literally come wash their feet their hands Their head everything in the sink They're really gross. Okay, well, wait. You said one more Seeks were the total fucking opposite bro Polite clean organized these guys came they knew how to drive no fucking problem

Honestly probably one of the most best truck drivers we can ask for aren't Sikhs vaguely Christian I don't know. Isn't being a Sikh kind of? No, what a Sikh culture? So I believe it is a Muslim thing. It's something to do with the Prophet Muhammad and where it splits. I believe in what the lineage is with the family. Yeah, the lineage of like, they were like, this guy is actually the guy who's next in charge.

No, this guy is. And it's split like that. Don't bother learning it. Whatever. See, it's Sikhs are Muslims with soap. Yeah, it's made a poor shit. I never see a guy with that. diaper on his head and go, hey, what's your story?

Friend? Hey, how do you think we all came to be? Friend, what's going on with you? Why you got that big diaper on your head? I'm sorry. I know it's been like an old, it's like an old antiquated, like, really raises joke and called him like with diapers on their heads. But it's the funniest.

It makes me laugh every time. I mean, it's a diaper. A diaper on the head of a man is so funny. I mean, it's literally a diaper. I know, but it's so, it feels like it's so, like, weird and evil to say. Okay, here. But it's so funny. It looks like a big girl.

God damn you. They have a long, porny beard and a mustache. What? Damn you. If they make you into, you're like, I guess I'm all right. I don't know. The same Indian kid. I'm like, ah, you.

Stop. Tell them to stop. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Pop off in deliveries we have. When it comes to Indian guys, bro, they've hit trucks. we've had them in the building, we've had them drop doors, I mean they've dropped deliveries, it's outrageous the difference.

The difference is pretty night and day, man. When it comes to the seat guys, I literally have no complaints about them. When it comes to any guys, I'm like, oh, fuck. That guy, that guy is very funny. He liked the way he thought. He was cracking me up about that. He rules. That's very funny.

That's a funny guy. Yeah, and I like how he keeps slipping between white guy voice and Mexican guy voice. He's going in out, yeah. That's funny, man. Holy shit. It was code switching on you. I told you. Dude, company-wide problems where they're like, like, literally corporate is like,

what are we going to do? Yeah. They're watching. Yeah. Like, literally, they have a board meeting. They're pooping in the sink. Millionaires fly in on jets and they go, what are we got to? We got to do something about these poopers.

And they have to tell Indians you can't come inside of the warehouse. They're calling HR into a meeting and HR is going, yeah, what did you, did you need help with something? They're like, how do we tell hypothetically, let's say there's. an Indian American employee Hypothetically. Hypothetically, who is eating shit

on a big popsicle stick. That he, hypothetically, who, pulled out of the porta-potties and put on a stick like it's elote. And he put white sauce on it

that might be calm and piss. We don't know. And then we ate it. How do we tell him not to do that? And not get in trouble. And you have to tell them the shit outside like their dogs.

You go, you get the porta-potty. You literally open. up the door in the morning. You go, go. Bowl of water over there. Yeah. It's like, it's literally to have to have like, Yoshi, come on, like go. Fuck, come on! As an Indian guy, just was walking around.

Well, I do like that, he said, he was fair. He said, the Sikhs are great. And like we said, it's groups all have good and bad. And we know specifically, you know the Indian when you see him. I've always heard about Sikhs. I also, every time I've ever gone into any establishment and it's run by a Sikh, they are, they're like,

I don't know what's going on. They're just different. Also, they're just, they're more up, they're above board. I think, I think a part of it is. They have, like, they have a rating, I don't know. Yeah. Four stars. They care about the letter that they get given by the state.

Yeah, they're not trying to get it as a G, a new rating. I think a large part of it has to do. Have you ever seen them put the diaper on their head? No. In the morning? I looked it up one time. It's right. It's right.

Literally. just casually calling it a diaper. No, one day. No, he's genuinely calling it a diaper. He's, he forgot that he is not called that. No, he's about to start calling it like a pamper or like a huggy. Listen, here's the thing. They need to start calling it a diaper because that's what it is.

That's what it is. I'm not getting one. One day I was driving. One day. Yeah. One day. I was driving around and I was like, I saw a Sikh guy and I was like, how does he put the diaper on? So I googled how do Sikh guys put the diaper on?

I googled diaper. I don't know what it's fun. What is it fucking called? A turban. I think it's a turban. That's a fucking woke. That's some fucking woke. I think it's a turban.

Are they? I thought that was Middle Eastern. Is the version of, it's turban reserved for like, I thought turban was a guy in a desert in a big tent. But where are a Sikhs from? Seeks are like Indian, right? Indian. but they're like, they're a different, they're not Hindu? I, Devin, I don't know?

Or they take it really, they take Hinduism really seriously? Devin, I'm going to say I don't know. I don't fucking know, Jace, I expected you to know, because you're the smartest guy. You're the smartest guy I know. Except when it comes to Indian people. You remember everything. I purposely don't learn anything about them. You purposely forgot everything.

I've eternal sunshine myself for Indian people. But I googled one day, I was like, how do they put the diaper on? And it showed me. Google knew what I was asking And I saw a video of a guy putting the diaper on in the morning It's a very very involved There's a lot of There's a lot of little clips

It goes back Moving parts They're like black women Putting a weave in Like beauty shop but for Sikhs So I don't touch the diaper Yeah like never touch my weave I was dating a white boy

He kept trying to touch my diaper during sex Dude By the way, so retarded and ignorant I was mixing up the Shiites and the Sunnis I just realized The Sikhs are, it's a Hindu thing You're speaking, you're speaking Japanese to me pal Because the Shiets and the Sunnis

Think there's a separation there with Muhammad and everything Right In terms of the family Sikhs are not Muslim I don't know I don't fucking name them But the Shiites and the Sunnis

That's very similar to the Sikh You gotta admit sounds similar It is also people that wear Muslims wear diapers too Well also Indians in Bangladesh On the east side of India are Muslim, and there's a bunch of them. But Sikhs are kind of like, yeah, Sikhs are kind of like, I don't know. It's like, it's like crips and bloods, you know, like they wear the red diaper and the Muslims.

That whole area is a little confusing. Like, technically, I think you can get into China from Pakistan, which you would never think. People, people, and Pakistanis are Muslim. Yeah, there's a classic, there's a classic thing. Pakistani versus India, no two groups have hated each other more. And if you showed me two of them, I'd be like, those guys both eat turds. I don't know the difference. With cultural, like, racist jokes.

Fifteen percent of India is Muslim. Two hundred ten million people are Muslim in India. Yeah, but that's not anything, actually, in India. Yeah, so there's a billion people in India. One billion people. That's fucking insane. Yeah. And that's why every video is absolutely.

Well, they also, it's 99.99.99% of them live in abject poverty. There's buildings made out of people. Yes. The worst of poverty in the... the world. Here's good news. India's birth rate is declining rapidly. But there's always been, I think, a culturally, like a racist, like, joke where people, like,

you know, in a movie or something, somebody will be like, fucking muzzy or whatever, or you fucking Muslim, you're a terrorist. And the guy's like, I'm fucking, I'm a Sikh. It's like, no, they're into getting, you know, it's not even a. Well, yeah, I mean, every, we've talked about it before, but after 9-11, it was just Italian guys being the shit out of Sikhs. And they're not, they're not even that at all. They have nothing to do with any of it.

Not at all. But also, you kind of do want to say, like, well, just take off. Take it off for a year. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off. It's not going to be mad. It looks heavy.

It looks annoying. Take the crown off. Okay, fun little fact here, because India got the work. In 1950, 5.7 births per woman. Now, that's dropped below 2, and it's, I get 1.7, which is below the birth rate for replacement. So their populations are going to start declining very, very fast. Yeah. Well, you know in the Patreon when I talked about Google introducing.

In India. They're going to what? What are they doing? Their birth rates are, they're not replacing each other. They're dropping their population is declining. So you know what's happening? You know on the Patreon when I talked about. They have fecal alcohol syndrome.

What? Yeah, babies are born addicted to chank. Pump up the jam. Pump it up. Pump it up. White. Yeah. Whites.

Whites. Whites. Whites. Whites. Whites. We've never done anything wrong. I don't want. I think

Baby on phone I know I'm getting on the phone now It's always on it Party on the phone now Make my day I wish I knew the song I know me too

What are they saying in that? I think it's just I think it's make my dad It was always on at basketball games as kids So I heard it constantly like during warm-ups You know what song I love? Rhythm of the night that's a great song it's the rhythm of the night night yeah it's a good beat oh oh yeah it's the rhythm of the night that's the night yeah but that song's on you know you're gonna get its tag your it is happening in that environment you know somebody's poking you with a needleful of it oh yeah yeah that's

gay hallwain is the rhythm of the night is the rhythm of the night that's like you're you're trying to find the exit but it never ends you can't find it And somebody pokes you full of aides. Yeah, you're in the back rooms, but it's gay guys trying to fuck you. It's back rooms, but tag you're in. Backdoor rooms. It's back shots. Back shots.

This is the rhythm of the night. Night, night. Oh. Listen, I see India's birth rates going down, and all I can think is debaigga. Debega. Debega. Debega. Debega.

Da baga. That's an Indian wager. He's poor. An Indian Wigger is pulling red turds out of a cuff. Dean, he's going, that baga. Debega. Debega. We're so ignorant.

We think Sikhs are Muslim. Ben, I'm so ignorant. It's not that crazy. We're the same as like any NYPD officer. We should be making overtime. I'm so ignorant, I just said Indian Wigger. Yeah. Doesn't even make sense.

I'm going to start calling a... It should be an Indian Uyghur. It kind of makes sense. I'm going to start calling 18... Can I get the loose? Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's right here. I found some.

Oh, thanks. I found some in this jungle. I'm going to start calling 18 Willers a jeet wrangler. Is that a good bit? It's wildly, wildly racist. A jeet cheerie. I think Jeet's very racist. A jeet grand Cherokee.

A jeet grand Cherokee. But it's, yeah, it's specifically, it's a Jeep Grand Cherokee in Malibu, four Indian guys, and they're playing like, I want to soak up the sun by Cheryl Crow. Okay. They're playing, uh, I want to soak up the sun. They're doing white girl shit in Malibu. In a Jeep Grand Cherokee.

Oh, fuck. That's kind of good, actually. I realize I've been holding this glass of whiskey like Calvin Candy. I literally look like a mandingo owner. Turning with a massive zoom in. I'll put a massive zoom in right there. I will eat you a shit. You will.

You will. If I take this turn and I shove it up. Up your ass. A jeep grand Cherokee is pretty good. Pretty good. It's hard to beat that. That's pretty, hard to beat that. It's unfortunately pretty fucking good.

I know. God, you're good. Unfortunately, I get a gas. We should be working at the CIA. Unfortunately, Ben rules. Ben rules, unfortunately. Unfortunately, Ben, unfortunately, that shit gal. That big guy.

That big guy. That big guy. Da be a guy. What is that, Pan? Damn it. Shit. Is that Walma, pineapple, bar, so bad. What is that, is that banana?

What is the future? When, like, all these kids are like, Epc, Diti, blah, da b'a. That big, it's Ohio, Ritz, Sigma. Ohio, Reds, Segma, daddy, okay, daddy, yeah. Dude, I've literally, like, um, like, your kids are too young, but, like, I, my girlfriend's, like, nieces and nephew, sometimes, like, you'll talk to them while they're staring at their phone, and they'll just literally be like, yeah. I'll be like, hey, did you have fun at your, we saw your play, it was really good, did you have fun? They go, yeah.

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I mean, imagine when we were, imagine when we were nine years old, Like, listen, finding porn was crazy enough, but imagine if you found porn and it was also like incriminate, it was incriminating to the government. Like, it was porn. What have you found porn? It was like government porn. Like, the precedent is fucking a child. Yeah. Somebody that is on your Apple music that has been a huge part of the culture for over 30 years is like, you know, forcing people to like have sex.

Yeah, yeah. You're trying to look up like PewDie's Twitter and you see, um, uh, Diddy's baby mama getting fucked. Or you're watching live stream shoot. Dude, that's the thing. It's like, past that, you can't be getting red-pilled at 12. You're supposed to be a kid. No, but there's- You can't be reading about, like...

No, there's... You can't be reading David Ike when you're, like, in sixth grade. Exactly. There's people online that are like, when I was nine, like, I really, like, believed. I was, like, really liberal, but now that I'm 12, like, fucking hate black people. There's, yeah, it's, like, the McElmore song.

When I was in the third grade, I thought I was Hitler. Yeah. Because I hated Jews. When I was in the third grade, I thought it was time the builder. So a lot of people right now. Because I hated, I hated Jews and I thought they were chimping out. I can't change.

I can't change. Even if I try, even if I wanted to. It's called diapers. I miss those days. Dude, I miss those days. I miss what fucking Obama rap. Dude, Obama rap. Obama era.

Everything is so much nicer. People online, young people are very nostalgic for like Brooklyn, whites, It's 2009. And I am too. It was great. Give me. Give me these homos. Give me Matt and Kim.

Give me 500 days of summer every day. Devin, I fucking love Matt and Kim. If you put daylight on right now, I'll dance. I'll dance like a fool. And when they came out, I thought they should be shot and killed. Because you didn't appreciate it. Because I didn't know how good I had it. Look at me.

I'm fucking reading Lena Donum's book. You're reading Lena Dunham. Girls is one of my favorite shows. And when it came out, I was like, oh, you motherfuckerucker, this is annoying. You cock-sucker motherfucker. Yeah. But now it's like, I get excited.

I miss it. I miss chant music. I miss, hey. I miss the fucking tune yards. I know. It was a great time. Are we just old fags now? Yeah.

We're old fags. But are we though? But also everything is worse. Everything is worse. Yeah. The world is like literally ruled by tech. There are no politician. There are no countries.

There are no movements. There are tech. corporations that decide who we are now. We're calling them diaper heads because Peter Thiel wanted us too. We're all in the big spiders web. And Peter Thiel's moving. Doesn't Peter Teal live... He's in Argentina

hanging out with Hitler now. You put himself in the Goycan and shot himself over the South Pacific. Really? The Goyken. Or wherever he went. Yeah, he took his kids out of school, his gay children, and then they're, I think they're in Argentina. You can probably teleported. I wonder what Rogan thinks about that. What Rogan thinks about what?

Rogan's good friends with Peter. Is he actually friends with Peter Thiel? I think so because he never speaks out. Anytime Peter Thiel comes up, he gets really nervous. So here's the thing that people need to give Rogan more credit for. Hasn't he been like tapped or, like, hasn't he got a message where he's like, okay, I'll stay in line a little bit or I'll get killed? Oh, 100%. He says the opposite every week.

He has somebody on it and he's like, oh, wow, really? Wow. So like Israel's bad. Then the next week he's like, oh, wow, so Israel should kill everybody. Okay, cool. All right, nice. He's like, Jamie, pull that up on perplexed. If we were on Joe Rogan...

Jamie, pull that up on the AI sponsor, Baffled. If we went on Rogan, it would literally be him being like, so that, yeah, they eat shit. I've heard that. I know they all eat shit. Cool, yeah. Jamie, pull up that video that didn't get eating shit. Oh, my God. Jamie, they're savages?

Yeah, I think he's compromised and his phones hacked. They probably, like, found shit. Like, I don't know. Bro, it's weird. It's weird how quickly it happened because I, I, uh, I don't, I genuinely, I'm like, you know, everyone's gonna act like I'm lying, but like, generally don't like listen to, uh, so our Lemon Party Clips channel posted like the, our greatest, uh, the old, like, uh, hillbilly, uh, impressions or whatever. Southern guy impressions.

And I was like, what could that be? I was like, that's funny that that somebody posted that. And I think it's the guy we pay or whatever. But I clicked on it for a second and then I just skipped to the middle. And we were talking about like, Rogan. and we were talking about him like well I love Joe Rogan I'll always respect him like this and that and I was like

oh man this must have been like 22 2 yeah 2023 when it was so like we all listened to Rogan back in the day yeah so it's just can I explain it to you in the metaphor of cinema sure because look we can talk until we're blue in the face so the cows come home or we can use

a little parable here now I recently watched the Matrix and the Matrix reloaded I watched it as well because you had watched it did you watch the Matrix reload it I didn't know I didn't watch the reloaded. I was saving that for tonight. The Matrix fucking really holds up. The Matrix is one of the greatest American movies of all time. The Matrix is like absolutely fantastic. It is one of the... But when I was a kid, I love Matrix Reloaded more. Really? Yeah, I just thought it was cooler. I love, I love the Mercedes shootout. I loved the, I loved those guys with the Dres. Yeah. The White Black guys. It was more, it was more retarded. The woman, the French woman coming to numbers was very cool. I remember seeing the Matrix reloaded with my dad and I, I remember remember like when it ended, I stood up and I was like, that fucking... And my dad was like, really? You thought that was...

He was like, I thought it was pretty gay. Yeah. But now my dad likes any movie ever made. The Matrix 3-Load is fun because it's a transer movie than The Matrix, I feel like. There's some... I can feel a trans in it. And the Matrix Reloaded, you could feel them cutting their cocks off. Behind the camera.

There was just too many French people. There was too many white guys with dreads. It just felt like very like... And there's the old black lady at the park bench, the entire movie, the Oracle. New black lady, because the old black lady died. She died. She died between the Matrixes, yeah.

Yeah, she died. So you were watching the Matrix, you're watching The Matrix Reloaded. Yeah, and you watch the fight scene on the, and you go, is this the 405, you know? No, I know. I mean, I feel like I'm in California watching that, you know? What if it's, it's the Matrix Reloadcy on the highway,

and Agent Smith, like, transforms into a truck driver. An Indian truck driver, and he just goes, it smells like, shit. She changes into an Indian guy and then kills himself. Yeah, it's the scene in the Matrix. He's talking to Lawrence Fishman, he goes, I hate this world, the Indians, the smell. It disgust me.

They're eating their own shit. Being like wildly. Morpheus. You know what I discovered? 14 words. I discovered 14 words. And then Indian people are a virus. Morpheus.

I want to go home. I want to get away from Indians. I need to. Yeah. They're getting out of that tube and the Matrix. It's just shit coming out everywhere. Neo, Neo, it's the year 2199.

Everyone's Indian, Neo. There's no more white people, Neo. all the there's no Indian guys in those eggs because they

drink all the goo you know we tried to put Indian guys in the matrix but they kept rape

so we had to take them out sorry you're watching the Matrix you're watching the Matrix dude

there's no Indians in that movie I'm realizing though um okay he's

bending a turd with his mind it's a cypher that's very good you have to know that there is no turd cypher's holding up a big piece of shit on a fork he's like at the end of the day i don't care i want to be a slum dog i want to be somebody stinky i want to be a truck driver i want to be an illegal immigrant i want to crash into white family since on vacation i want uh gunther egleman to fucking hate me want to be somebody important i want to be indian i want to wear a big diaper on my head

yeah it's so fucking stupid uh but uh oh my god um okay so here's an interesting point so when they go into zion and they reload it yeah yeah they meet uh is it nirobi nirobi jada pinkett smith well right riobe is a type of uh tool that people use it's nairoby is it nirobi nirobi nirobi jada picket which i think it's like a gree isn't like a greek lady that Zeus killed or something or I don't even know. Anyway, I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea. So at one point,

you know, Neo keeps having these visions of Trinity dying because she's falling backwards out of the building. And he can't sleep. So he's on his balcony in Zion. And this is before they go out in the Nebuchadnezzar the second. Yes. And which is pretty cool name for a ship

because King Nebuchadnezzar kicked the Jews out of Israel. And destroyed the second temple. Nobody's right for the conversation. That's what it's fucking about. The 80s. I'm about ready to start an all right grifter career that's based around the Matrix being about G. Anthony Fantano's last video.

So he's dreaming about it going out. But then the counselor is like, can't sleep, can you? He's like, ah, you want to see how this whole place has run? And he was like, sure. You know, they're underground. They're in the earth. It's unlivable. So then they get an elevator and he takes them all the way down and they see all these machines. And these

machines are flying around and they look like the evil machines, but they're good and they're making the water flow and them having electricity and they're cleaning the air down there so they can breathe. And he's like, I don't know how these things work. He goes, but we're at war with the machines, aren't we? And he was like, yeah, yeah, we are. He's like, what are you trying to get at, counselor? He's like, but look, we also need the machines. And he's like, yeah, but they're not lords over us. Like, we could turn them off at any moment, you know? And he's like, yeah, but we need the machines to survive. So we're not. going to turn them off.

Is this in two or one? This is in two. Two. So, Nia's doing, you live in a society, very interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Doing the you live in a society thing.

Mm-hmm. And it's not that deep of a thing, but it did get me thinking about how we need Jerry. Mm. Mm. Look at you in your cock sucker face. Very good description, Evan. So maybe Joe is like the counselor, but he's like, don't we need these men? machines, though? Aren't they're good

machines and bad machines, and we can't get rid of all the machines, or we all would die? I genuinely, I don't think he's thinking of it like I'm sorry, Jason. No, he walks into the big room, he goes, we've been lying about trans people for six times in a row, and we're getting exceptionally better at it every time. I don't think he's even thinking

of any of it on, like, a real level. I think he's actually, like, a terrified guy, like, in a movie where somebody is being, like, run by powers it be, and the CIA and shit. I think he's, I, I I think I didn't know this, but I watched something recently where it was like, I had no idea that Dana White was pressuring him, like, nonstop to endorse Trump. Yeah.

And I think when he did, I think it was out of, like, fear. Wasn't also Dana White, the U.S.C. got started from, like, loans from, like, Trump and other people. Like, they were mobbed up to start the U.S.C. Right. And I think it was tied in with Trump back in the day. Right. So I think there's always been this, like, weird sort of, like, you know, he's like, Joe Rogan has, like, an Italian, like, bricklay. brain. Sure. So there's like weird, like loyalty, like,

Wop brain. Sure. And, but I don't think Rogan, like, I think he knew it would have been a bad idea to promote him. But then, after he had Elon on, I don't know, I just watched, I forget what I was watching, but some, it was some breakdown where it was like, it was like, that Dana White, it was showing a bunch of footage of Dana White, like, saying recently that, like, he was, like, hitting up Rogan all the time. Like, why aren't, like, let's do it now. Who would you vote?

for him. I'd like, I guess I would vote for Trump. Right. And Dan is like, well, then fucking endorse him. Right. And like getting into, you know, and that's his employer. And I don't know. So you have to think that every great man in history at some point has read the great play by Julius Caesar, one of the great men of history. Yeah, no one has. The great play by Julius Caesar? No, the great play of Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare. Okay.

Yes, yes. I don't think anyone's read it besides you and other people that care. Everybody's read. I've read it. I've read it. That bad guy. That big guy. That big guy. Shut, but where the eyes of Mars and shot. Everyone has not read it, by the way. Shia.

It's one of the seven great tragedies. I wouldn't even know where to find it. You wouldn't know where to find it. Wouldn't even know where to look, Bub. Anthony and Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, Bromio, Julia, Julia, Beth, Othello, King Lear, and, of course, Amlin. You know what I found? I found quicker than that?

The Nut Job on N-HD. On Amazon Prime. The nut job. The nut job. The nut job. The nut job. Othello's woke, by the way. Yo, the nut job. That is that debaegah.

Weird that Othello's not racial at all, the whole play. I mean, he's from North Africa. It is, though. I think there's subtext of it. Well, it became when all the actors did blackface while performing it. Well, that's Orson Wells was so fat. He had to. He had to do it.

He was so fat. He had to be a fat black guy. But Yago's not doing it to Othello because Othello's black. I just like to imagine a guy watching. a guy who lives in Oceanside watching Othello, like, and being like, look at this woke horse shit. You're not realizing that it's an actual

black guy. It's from the year four. Be like, look at this woke horse faggot shit. Written by a gay guy. Yeah. But in Julius Caesar, my point is the famous words by Julius Caesar, when he is stabbed, as he says,

at two brutus. At two bruti. At two bruti. Meaning... Oh, you have read it. I actually have you Me but meaning A long time ago

Meaning And you too Because this is his closest Friend in the whole world And even he And he was He was used to help betray him Because he's like well

Brutus is there I'm not getting fucking staff Yeah so if you're Joe Rogan Or someone like this You turn to your right You turn to your left You can't trust a single fly on the wall And then you go

Gad sad Get in here Gadsad. You know, I'm punching you in. Come on. I'm tagging you in. I need some help. Help me, Gadsad.

A made-up is real name, Gadsad. It was apparently a Lebanese guy. I don't know. I don't even know what happened to everybody. My mom used to talk about that guy. All we have to prepare for now, Devin, is, look, we can't even think about the past. We can't think about the manosphere. We can't think about the right-wing horse shit and the grifters and this and that and everything.

what we have to think about now. We have to start preparing for this before it comes because in 2028, the woke Reich is coming back. Are you guys ready for fascist Obama? Woke too. But it's going to be with a vengeance. They don't have anybody. They don't have anybody,

it's going to be Newsom. But he's also going to be like... Vance is fleeing. They're all done. Here's what I'm excited about the woke rike. We're going to get hung by the way. They're going to hang us at Echo Park from a bomb tree. No, they're not. No, they're not. No, they're not because they're actually going to be upset.

The woke Reich will be upset that we didn't, like, say it. fully. They'll be like they were like Newsom will be like they were fake woke they never even

said they are Newson is going yeah Newson is going on BASC on NBA a podcast and being like

trans people suck and I say it with y'all they're like they're trying very hard to like figure out this middle ground

where they're like I'm not I'm a nihilist I don't give a fuck but also like no but I'm woke and I come on I guess but this is how

the shit swings it swings from one side to the dext yeah just does this and then the same shit keeps happening. I know, but I do think that that other side has as

metastasized in some strange way. Which side? The left. The left. I think the left has changed in some sort of, like, where they're trying to keep up, and so they're like, I guess we've got to be kind of evil too. Because, yeah, I think that's true. I mean, like, the DNC Twitter account, like, tweeted, like,

shut up faggot to, like, Stephen Miller the other day. I think, I watch everything just to be amused and just to see what's going on. He means Kyle Kalinsky. Go on. And that's literally what I was about...

That's literally what I was about to say. Well, Jimmy Dorr and Kyle Colency fucking hate each other. Jimmy Doer's great. And I love that, and I love Jimmy Dorr. And I like Kyle. I appreciate Kulinski.

I don't know, I don't really know. But I watch him and sometimes he's going hard. Sometimes he's going hard and I'm like, this motherfucker is... I like this is funny. With his little bookshelf. Yeah, I don't like when he like

does like a Trump impression or like tries to be funny. It's kind of annoying. But like, I do like what he does. does. Here and there. I'm correct, Devin doesn't have papers stacked at his door from like left and right wing. No, no.

And you're like thumbing through them. But when, when Kalinsky goes off, he's like fucking, he's kind of being the same as like the right but left. So he's like, he's saying like crazy things too. He's like being really mean. He's making fun of people's appearances. And I'm like, all right. So if that's going to win, good, but don't get on,

don't get on Lemon Party's back when you find out that we've been tall. about fatso's for for years or fucking, you know. Yeah, they won't. I think the thing is, is the left is they're trying to be the new left, but they're taking like all the wrong lessons from what happened where they're like,

okay, we were, we sucked ass. We were gay as hell. Yeah. We don't need to do that anymore. So we're going to say like, you know, like, fuck you ugly fuck. Yeah. It's not that.

It's like, you literally like just have to stop telling like white men that they suck ass. Yeah. You have to create a common enemy. Yeah. Like Republicans did. You have to be like, fuck the rich. You have to get into the Bernie shit.

I'm looking forward to being a minority. Something is changing. The other night, last night, I was at this really hip bullshit fucking place. Like this place might as well be like, I think it's like an I love L.A. place. Sure. It's this hip-ass, like wine bar. Yeah, it's like essentially like that. It's called bar secco or something.

I know. It's the women, they talk like babies. There's a guy pulls up, a guy pulls up his Jeep, his jeet wrangler. and he opens the back of it and then everyone drinks like natural wine in back of it and there's a million people there and my buddy that you know

Barcardio? Is it that one? No, it's called Barceco. Barseco. It's on sunset. It's in the junction. Yeah, yeah. I came back from a Dodger game

with my buddy my buddy from high school and then my other friend who works over there was like, just come over here and he's always, you know, he's like hunting women all the time. He's a full predator.

Sure. I've said that about him many times. He's a huge predator. But so he was there and we wind up there and I'm sitting and I'm like fine. I'm in the pocket and I start talking to this like this like black chick kind of like like half black at least I think. She's kind of a chick or kind of black? She's a chick and she's black and full chick half black. Full chick half black.

Okay, I'm imagining big breasts continue. She was fine. She had a big ass on her. I'm imagining a mole on her breasts. Was her waist tough? and was her ass She was fine I actually

I actually it was kind of a weird thing where I fell into possibly getting pussy but I wasn't into her I was kind of making a joke about another guy there that said he was into her

so then I started being really charming to her to be like and I was trying to hype this guy up but then she was like but then she became she like loved me right

but at one point in the conversation I go listen I go I go I'm just want I want to get this out of here right now I'm like and I make insanely racist jokes all the time. I make racist jokes constantly. I don't care about anything, but I'm not, I don't, I don't live by it, I don't do anything. And she, and she got that. And she goes like, she goes like, okay, but you're not a racist, right? I go, no, I'm talking to you. If I was racist, wouldn't I be like, putting my fingers, you know, like, want to be hissing at you? Like, no, I don't give, I don't, I'm not, I don't care. I'm just saying shit. And then we kept talking and then, I don't know, we're in the middle of conversation. She goes like, do you want to have sex right now?

Really? Yes, it was crazy. Devin. And then... Oh my God. Yeah, but here's the thing. I don't. I don't like that.

I'm not a part of this new fucking modern world or they do that type of stuff. And also, okay. But the way, she was a sweet girl. She was a sweet girl. But there was something about that that was like, I was like, sure. But in the middle, I was like, but I'm about to fucking drop some knowledge right now. You're fucking interrupting me. Well, you like to, you're a romantic.

You like to be whined and dined a little bit. Yeah, it was just, it was just felt too. fucking whatever. And she's like, I'm leaving town on Tuesday. And I'm like, okay. And then she like grabbed my phone and put her number in it. And and then I... That's right. I... She raped. Well, here's the thing. You got to call the cops.

You've been raped. So then she sent me a picture of her like at like a pool today. And I was like, oh, you're kind of fat. And I'm not... I already wasn't going to do anything, but I'm not... She doesn't know my show. Again, that is gay. She's gay. Gay man. I'll show you guys later

But it was like Was it like Wait she's seeing you a nude But the no no no She was just like at a pool or whatever Like you know with her bikini and it was You know It was kind of roly

That's beautiful to me A lot of them I think that's beautiful It was a junkie Your T's low She was wearing a dress I couldn't see it last night But I wasn't into her

I was trying to be charming to get To get I was trying to help another guy And then she ended up just kept talking to me The whole night Whatever But in that moment when she said that It was kind of interesting where I'm like She was a very liberal person

And she was completely fine with me saying what I said Where I was like I don't vote I was like just being like honest I'm like that none of this means anything It's never been a fucking tie There's never been an election where everyone stops And they goes who didn't And they look at me and I go

Oh shit am I the reason minorities don't have rights And the electoral college is a bunch of bullshit It goes through a million processes. It's like, I have nothing to do with anything because there's all, there's way too many retards that, like, live. It's, it's, it's, it's, there's, there's a million idiots out there. People are fully done with woke one. I know, I know several people who are, who were doing the pronouns shit, who walked to the pronouns back. Yeah.

They're like, I'm not they anymore. Right. That's over. It's done. So then, so that's a problem that the left has where it's like, you're flimsy. You guys actually don't believe in anything you're fucking. We can't trust you. You're just, you're willing to attack and then back and then rescind and then rescind.

Stop fucking talking about yourself. Nobody gives a fuck about your pronouns who you are, your identity, your struggle. Nobody fucking cares. Make a common enemy we all hate. I was talking to my girlfriend the other day because occasionally I have to school her on shit and get her out of woke one. But like when the grabber by the pussy shit happened. Like, she brought up the point. She's like, shouldn't, like, Trump's, like, fans, like, they're all Christian stuff.

Shouldn't they've, like, not liked that? Because he was talking about, like, sex and fucking. And I go, no, it doesn't matter. Nobody cares. What happened was people were like, he's doing locker room talk, which he fucking was, by the way. And then all you guys went, white men do this type of talk and fuck them. And it's like, okay, so now you're going to win the election? Are you fucking retarded?

Right, right. You should have been. on the Bernie ship, but the DNC doesn't want that because all of them are run by rich people. And yes. They don't want, fuck the rich. And anyone on the left that, that, that, that went along with the whole, like, Bernie has, like, evil racist guys. Yeah. Well, fuck you.

Fuck that. You kind of deserve all of this. Fuck that. You do. And obviously, you know, it's larger than that. Like, we don't deserve all of this. But you're also retarded. Be a fucking populace. Be a populace.

not a identity politics retard because that's how the Republicans beat these shit out of you and we'll continue to beat the shit out of you if you focus on that gay shit anyway I'm getting a little self-serious we can go back to ending that shit it's us against Israel

politics of Jewish I thought that was an interesting moment because I wasn't trying to do anything with this chick and I said everything and I was like listen lady I go I go you'd probably kill me if you found out what I'd do

like you'd fucking attack me you'd probably go crazy about me. And then she, like, understood all that. And I was like, oh, maybe this whole thing is changing a little bit. Where they're like, they're realizing, like, we don't have time for that. It's changing. And I think a lot of black women were kind of, like, going along with that if they had a lot of white friends. Just from my experience in, like, the dating, like, for-ding market, a lot of them didn't really give a shit at all.

But they're like, my white friends are going to call me. Right. You know. Right. But I think now things are so bad that they're like, I understand where you're coming from. But, yeah. Right. Just as long as you don't hate me.

Yeah, exactly. I'm like, yeah, no. You're not calling me the N-word. I go, I'm born and raised in Los Angeles. You think I'm not like a liberal? Like, what are you talking about? Right. You know, but I just say shit.

Right. You know what I mean? It seems to be a pretty common sentiment amongst people that, you know, people only give a shit about like three or four people in their life and everybody else can like burn and hell and you wouldn't, you know, piss on them to put them out. Like if they were on fire on the side of the road, you know? Sure. Sure. So why wouldn't most people just seek a way to, you know, have some sort of leverage over you or marginalize you?

And there are people who aren't necessarily bad people, but are opportunists. And if they're like, well, if everybody's saying, fuck them and I want what they have, then I'm just going to jump on board. And then that fad fades out and they jump on the next thing. Yeah. It's why it's why we all, like, secretly, like, have this weird affinity for, like, zombie shit. Because every zombie show or every zombie movie movie, is always ultimately about how the people are the worst problem more than the zombies. Speaking of zombies. And so you go like, oh, so because we all have, we're all, like, terrified of each other and human beings are the worst virus there is. Right. You know, none of us trust each other.

And at the end of the day, like, yeah, that's, that's worse than if, like, somebody coming at you try to bite your neck. We know what that with that just stepped to the side. but then if you step to the side, you'll end up in an argument about, you know, politics or something with somebody and they'll hate you even more, and they'll try to kill you worse than the fucking person with a brain disease. Yeah. That's the damn woke. Rob Zombie is in The Matrix. Is he?

Oh, well, his song is in The Matrix. They play Dragula, right? They say, follow the white rabbit, and he sees the rabbit tattoo on the lady, and then he goes to, like, this club, and it's, like, this brutalist, like, Trent Rezner-ass, like, 9-inch-nails-type club. Very trans club. And he's just walking through, yet everybody's trans, and it's, bang, to the bitches and bang, to the dishes and ride in the back of my Dracula. Dude, when we watched it when I was like nine,

I must have thought that was, like, Satan himself singing that song. Dude, literally, in my memory of that scene, they're playing, like, Fire Starter by the Prodigy. Like, it's, like, slap my bitch up. It's, like, crazy shit. Or I'm like, this is the craziest nightclub I could have, could have, like, they're sinning everywhere. I was literally watching you last night, and it, Dragua was playing, and I did the Leo meme.

I, like, snapped, I, like, pointed. I'm like, that's Dragua. Yeah, because I don't remember that at all. That's the song about a big spooky car. Yeah. By Rob Zombie. I remember being, like, look at this twisted nightclub of sin in darkness. They're all wearing leather and vaguely maybe going to fuck each other.

Because your Christian see you're like, this is fucking sick. They're fucking sick. It's true. This vaguely trans. This is sick. None of those girls even have a ribbon in their hair Yeah, but if I was, as an adult, if I was in the underground club Where they're all wearing leather and playing drag

I'd be like, these guys fucking suck I'm gonna shoot them with a big machine gun If you walked in that club now And they're listening to Rob Zombie and all wearing leather I would open the bag when they're in the lobby Going through the metal detector and the guy says, Holy shit, I would open that bag up And I would start doing like fucking flips

And just like, dredding on the wall There's a small thing in the Matrix that you kind of forget about, but Mouse, the programmer. The tiny guy, yeah. He kind of implies that he goes into the Matrix specifically to rape people. To rape. No, he made the lady in the red dress to rape her. He goes, there's a scene where he goes to me. He's like, if he wants him alone time with her.

Which literally means he's watching Neo in a chair going like, oh, oh, ah, huh. And he's implying you can do whatever you want to her. And I could tell from Mouse he was going to suck Neo off while he's fucking the lady in the chair. Oh, wow. And not tell him. Yeah, not tell him. He's going to suck him off. And he was going to be like, I came.

And Mouse is going to be like, yeah, you come in real life. You come in the Matrix. He's got a belly full of Neo-Jez. Dig into the dishes and burn. New Der Bridges. Yeah, I love the whole. I love a tank. Tank is good. He's the Ving Rames black guy.

It's blown to shit. You know, Ving Rames is so pissing that movie. He's like, I should have got that part. Guy looks just like Ving Rames. He does. Yeah, and never did a single thing. A Dozer, who was not in the second movie because he asked for too much money. I just got to say a movie does not feel trans. It doesn't. Two feels trans.

Two is when they launched the trans. Two feels trans. Have you watched Bound their movie they made before The Matrix with Gina Gershawin and Jennifer Tilly? It's very good. Also starring Joe Panolyone. Great Titties. Oh, Joe Panoliani. He plays the bad guy in it.

Nice. And it's a very, it's like a lesbian heist movie, but it like feels like it's made by two women because it's like lesbian sexual where they're like instead of like guns being penises like every movie, it's like hands and water or like sexy. Like there's always a scene of like a hand in a water like touching something like how lesbians fuck. That you watch that movie and you're like, oh I completely like these are two, these are two trans cistas, as I call them.

Cistas. Two amphibious sisters in the water. Two wet cisterine in the sea. Two wet cistern in the Cisorin. Okay. I'll allow it. Yeah. You should watch it though.

It's actually very good. Surprisingly good. Bound. They're not making anything else, though. I forgot I already saw The Matrix 4. They make Cloud Atlas, which I've tried to watch the whole movie about five times. I make it 30 minutes in. And then I get to the scene where Tom Hanks is speaking Creole for some reason and I turn it off.

I never seen that. It stinks. Cloud Atlas. Speed Racer is good. Have you seen Speed Racer? I think they're bringing it back to IMAX. We should go watch Speed Racer on IMAX. John Guman?

It's actually nuts. The John Guman one? Emile Hirsch. Yeah, yeah. The Wachowski brothers made Speed Racer? They made Speed Racer. Are you fucking kidding? And it, it sounds crazy.

There's some special effects shots. I sound like, I sound like that scene in Friendshop. There's some special effects. In friendship. There's special effects that, like, are insane. But they're like, are specifically like, a couple. scenes really, this is the craziest thing I've ever seen on a... I didn't know they made that. I heard

of Speed Racer with... When it comes back to IMAX, we need to go see it in IMAX. Yeah. Okay. I'll see it. Because it's nuts. Okay. They made that, Cloud Atlas and then... What speed racer about? It's about a car. Yeah. It's about... Imagine a white guy was Asian. White guy gets in a car and he drives.

Yeah. He's speeds and he races. He's white. He's a speed race. He's white. He's a speed race. There's no jokes. There's no jokes. He's white. You sit your white ass down. He listens. Susan Sarandon's in it. We could see her big titties in IMAX. Her tits are nice.

Yeah, they are nice. I've always said that about Susan Sarandon. Should we go see that movie about the evil? I'm down. The evil walls. I'm down. Backrooms? Yeah, back. Yeah, back rooms.

Yeah. You guys should. It's fun enough to see. There's some moments that are good. In closing on the show here, do you guys know Farah Abraham? Farah Abraham. She took a big dump. Did you see the poop?

Yeah, it was crazy, dude. You saw it? You saw it? I watched it on Twitter. I watched the ditty tapes today. kidding me? I watch every fucking thing that comes out. Jace, do you want me to pull it up? She takes a huge dump with her fat ass.

Her big BBL takes a huge dump. While you're pulling it up, can I say very quickly, thank you to at Postmates Fan 69 on Instagram. He sent me a glycine. Rating. He sent, so we both tweeted Rafee. Thank you. He sent me a glycine

dive watch. That was very nice. That's all. For raw. He's gonna be a white scene combat sub bronze 42 millimeter. So this lady was on, she was on... Someone actually messaged it to me. She was she famous for it.

She was on a reality show, I think. 16 and pregnant. Back in the day, 16 and pregnant. And then she's had, she's had, like, many, like, different, like, versions of, like, being a whore and having, like, a fake ass and getting, like, different bodies and stuff. Trying to find the guy that sent to me. I love you going through your DMs. It's so funny. Oh, it's a nightmare.

You're, like, did Groyper me? Medias and the Duma did Ad Haillers send it. Shit. Maybe it's in my request because I never actually opened it. Let me see. Can you just type in Farah Abraham shit? It'll pop up. It'll pop up. Oh, well, they said, I don't think it will because, yeah.

Farah Abraham shitting ass. Can you type Farah in the search bar of your messages? Oh, here it is. Here it is. I got it. This guy sent it to me. Okay. I'm not going to show.

this on screen, obviously. It starts off pretty sexy. It's just her and she's showing her big fake tits. You think it's just going to be like, okay, we get to see your tits. Is this it? This doesn't seem like it. It is it, Devon. I watched it. Okay, she's taking her bra off. She's got her big fake tits. Look at those fucking fembot

tips. She's about to take a shit into camera right now. And this is for like some guy in Saudi Arabia. For sure. A hundred percent. The most Indian man of all times. She's gonna take her shit out of her ass She starts showing her her No!

No! Watch how much shit she comes out of her ass! I don't want to see it! That looks like my dog. That looks like my dog. I don't want to see it. Oh my god! That's crazy. It's so, oh my God!

She does silly a mess. And no wiper. No, I know, because she, that's, I respect that. She's a... Sillium husk lady. That lady does... That lady likes fibers. That's the craziest thing I've ever seen.

It's insane. I've never seen shit come out of a human ass before. I saw a different one. She shits all the time, apparently, in videos. I saw a different one. She took a huge dump on all. It rocketed out of her. That's insane.

Don't you have a bit about how big fake asses are filled with shit or something? They just look like they, like, when you have a big BBL, it just feels like your cheeks are filled with crap. It never makes it out of the cheeks. It just feels like it just kind of... And she literally pulled her cheeks apart to shit. Yeah, it just kind of seems... Sometimes women have a BBL word just kind of looks like they have a lot of shit. What is the top comment to that video?

I thought it'd come out way faster. Yeah, because the viral tweet was someone said, I seen this lady take a giant shit. Like that motherfucker shot out her booty hole at 100 miles per hour. Shake my head. That's crazy. That's the most crazy thing that we're saying. Because this photo kind of went viral of her on Memorial Day. Yeah.

Yeah. of her taking a bit of yeah Jesus Christ I call her Sophia a vagina She kind of just occupies that space Is she Jewish Abraham

Um interesting Jace Is it Israeli It's an Israeli Siop to get us into shit So is this the one where she's shitting too? Yeah Oh my God how many shitting videos All she does is take dumps

God what a life She's a huge What a life That's life Yep this is the last one I saw. That's what all the people said. This is insane with her. Oh my God, that's right into the camera. It's her right into the camera. It's her right

pussy's right. Big ass. I can't look at it. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's nuts. What a savage piece of shit she is. I'm looking at it with my guess. Oh, my God, dude. Fuck people in Dubai. Fuck Dubai. This is what they made Dave Chappelle do. Does she fart in this one? Here we go.

Oh, my God, dude. Oh, my God. That's crazy. That's so much in. Look at the turd hanging. Now she's pissing. She's pissing out of her feet. Gosh.

It's crazy, Vera. Fuck you. Fuck you. Oh, much shit. That's so much shit. I don't shit that much. I don't shit that day, dude. I've never shit that day.

I've never shit that day. That's crazy. I shit way more than that. How much did she get paid for that, you think? God, I hope. It's probably like a million dollars. A million dollars. God damn it, that was so clean, by the way.

It was like so purely. I know, and no wiper. No wipe. It comes out like that chicken nugget video with the pink. Yeah. It looks like he's making sausage. Yeah, it looks like soft serve. Looks like a tentacle coming out of it.

Hard serve. It's like hard. Uh-huh. Fucking bitch. Salute. Fuck you. Memorial Day Week salute. That's what the soldiers died for.

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