lemonparty - 193: Whistleblowers

Episode Date: June 29, 2026

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I'm doing the podcast so long I started by going, you guys seen any good movies recently? I do want to see Jackass. The new one. What is, where are you playing? Sorry. You playing videos of your children? No, no.

That's Sukimelo. Was Sukimelo? People hate her. Who is she? I want to learn how to talk like her. How does she talk? What is she some like wifu fucking bitch online? See some Japanese bitch.

People hate. I wasn't going to play it, but sure. Here we go. I'll fancy you for a second here. I think you completely meant to play that while you're being coy right now. You totally knew what you were doing. Yeah, you knew what you were doing. I was not trying to play Suki Mala.

Hold on, let me see. You know, well, I guess if I played it and you asked me a question. Please, scroll past George Floyd as a grape. Yes. Are you pipsqueak? Say goodbye to your little. Six stages of being addicted to pee. You like pee?

How bad I castrate you, Pip squeak. Say goodbye to your little guys. You have to pee. God extra for me? April Fool. It's March. Geez, I could go for a cup of piss. I mean apple juice.

Man, I really need a golden shower. I mean normal shower. What the hell is going on? I need a piss off. Cool off. You want me to taste your peas? To check for diabetes. You're breaking up the wrong tree.

Why would I want to taste your sweet yummy pee? Fine, but only first time. We just talked about how to like make the next, like the generation before us better. and how they could get out of what they're going through. Go listen to Patreon folks. Yeah, go listen to the Patreon.

I take back everything we said, don't, I hope they don't. There's no hope whatsoever. I hope they don't. Lean into your suicidal ideations. Denialism, yeah, there's no, there's no chance actually. That sucks my fucking ass. I take back everything I said about hope.

Hey Ben, fuck you, by the way. Why do people get so mad at Sukumeli? You can just let people enjoy things. Who enjoys that? What even is that? Let people enjoy. Who gets anything out of that?

Just guys who've been in front of the computer so long, they look like a scorpion. Yeah. Guys who are jacking off to like their own anger, I think. Like they get pissed off at it, but it makes them want to come. She doesn't look like a Myspace girl though, like a rar. Yeah, she's like... It does look like kind of vintage. She's hot in a way, like she's hot. Like you can tell she was like one of the girls who was like assaulted by like

the Burger Records employees before they had to shut it down. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you allowed to say she's hot? How old is she? She's probably like a 45-year-old Latino woman pretending to be a Japanese girl. Okay. I like that.

That's a fake wig on a 45-year-old Latina. Okay, I like that. Easily. That's a fake wig? You don't believe she could get bangs that good? No. You don't believe in bangs? That's an old bitch.

You don't believe in bangs, I guess. I can smell that gray taint from here, homie. I don't think she's old. No, I'm clocking in it as some old pussy. She just seems like some sort of mentally deranged Latina girl that lives in, you know, fucking Tucson or something. Latina women can also age kind of like rapidly quickly, by the way. So it could be a jacking.

situation. They can. A lot of Latino women, they become refried at a certain age. They can literally change from hot to like chicken nugget over the course of six months. It's kind of remarkable. Yeah, they're wild. They're wild. They actually like, they like grow old like a Pokemon. Yeah. Like they just turn, there's a bright ball. God bless them. But God bless

God bless them. God bless them. I think people should stop calling them tortoise online. That feels very mean to me. They're doing it to themselves a lot of them. Are they? Yeah, Latino women keep like kind of doing torta jokes about themselves. It's enough. All right. Fuck him then. Ben,

what's going on with you now? I'm just thinking about moving to Vermont. What? You've been bringing this up. Yeah. You've been bringing up to me because I've been there. What does it up with you? I'm a little, you know. Here.

Happy birthday, by the way. Happy birthday. I'm moving to Vermont. Here you go. Let me show you why. Ben's 34. His life's over now. Yeah.

It's over chat. My life's officially over. He had an age I deem as it being over. Yeah. It's over chat. What's this? They got everything going on. Yeah.

Underhill is one- Get in! We're going on a tour of Vermont's latest apartheid-free community. Underhill is one of four Vermont towns that recently passed- Apart-tied-free community? Yep. So there's no segregation, so they're open to everything.

But it seems like this is going to be the opposite. So they're not even getting it right? Am I correct about that, Jay-S? I think based on, I would like to see the video continue playing, but I believe you might be on to the right track. David, you're making a fool of yourself so far. Because no apartheid would be no segregation. No apartheid means there's no segregation.

No segregation whatsoever. She got it wrong, but I have a feeling what you're about to show me. Or Vermont towns that recently passed a resolution declaring Israel an apartheid regime guilty of settler colonialism. This is a town that really prides itself on inclusivity. Members of the town select board actually have to take an inclusivity pledge. What you need to know is that this is a trend happening all over New England. There's a total of 12 towns that have passed these pledges in New England and 10 are in Vermont. I like with her heads out, but this is just a bunch of mix that hate.

is, right? I mean, we haven't, we talked about this upstairs a little bit, they've banned any Zionism whatsoever. Yeah.

Which is just Jews, right? Can you still be like, I mean, 90%? Yeah. But like, how do they decide what's a Zionist? What if you're just like a Larry David type that's kind of like,

you don't really speak? You're just kind of vague way annoying. No one really knows where you stand on it, but we have a feeling. And if you don't know where they stand, then you know where they stand. Basically, like Vermont, Vermont is like nobody courtside in a Knicks game.

We'll ever live here. Do you have Spike Lee's number? Sorry, I can't live here. Are you shocked by the 29-point comeback and doing meme phases? Then sorry, you can't live in our town called... And fuck off. You can't live in our town called Trans Bullitt, Vermont. You got to get out.

I like where their heads at, but it's taking it a bit too far. How do you decide what's a Zionist? This is how... Well, I mean, obviously... Well, obviously we know. Sure. But other than... There's a DNA test.

The way you can say on YouTube, how do you decide? Well, there's a DNA. It's an opinion. opinion-based, are they taking a census of these opinions? Yeah, but it's 90% accurate when it comes to DNA testing. I guess you're right. I mean... Listen, I want to disagree, but I make the same arguments to my girlfriend and make it

really mad. Are there people in Vermont, like, measuring noses? Door to door. Big caliper. And they go two and a half. It's right on the borderline. No, I'm Italian, I swear. I'm a dirty grease ball.

They're like, I don't know, your skin's pretty flaky. They go, do you get the flu a lot? I never get it. Never get the flu at all. I'm Italian. I love pizza. This is interesting. They're actually, they're literally kicking them all out.

How, though? They're saying get out. Are they running? You can set your own laws, you know? They turn their air conditioning down too cold, so they have to leave. They're taking their homes. Yep. They're doing reverse colonialism.

But how do they, have they actually kicked? Jews out of their town? Or Zionists, excuse me. Oh, I'm assuming no Jew. I'm assuming a lot of these people have never met a Jewish man. Right, that's probably true. Because they're like, there's too many leaves. If there's more than five leaves, I start sneezing.

This is Vermont and New Hampshire and shit. It's like the closest thing you have to, like, Switzerland in the United States. Yeah, I've been up there. It's, my girlfriend was doing college up there. It's very beautiful. It is like Switzerland except they have ugly whites only, for some reason. Yeah, that's what they love Bernie. Yeah, exactly. It's old deadheads who love guns and trans people.

They don't got Jews up there? It's too cold. Too cold. They freeze. It's in New York, though. It's cold. Yeah, I never actually got that. I know Bernie's from, like, Burlington. Well, it's during the winter, all the Jews go into the tunnels. They stay warm that way. They're like bears. Yeah. So, okay, so what's this fucking... This is the free press, Evan. Do you know the free press? Keep it going.

They're free. It does cost money to it. read the article, though, so I didn't sign up. But the price itself is free. Yeah, they're free from Jews. Yeah. Over New England, there's a total of 12 towns that have passed these pledges in New England, and 10 are in Vermont.

But the activist I spoke with and the materials I reviewed shows that this really has no intention of stopping and is part of a slow but greater campaign to change hearts and minds about the way people feel about Israel to get these small towns talking. Nice. And starting to discuss it as genocidal and apartheid regime. What? Guilty of settler colonialism. I will say, nearly every Jew I spoke to for this story has either bought a gun after October 7th, bought guard dogs, or put up security. So scary. So it's crossing over from rhetoric at town halls into actual fear and concern about safety. My story on how Vermont became ground zero.

Yeah, so Vermont became ground zero for the anti-Israel movement. Yeah, also known as the kick-ass-good times movement. So Jews used these examples of saying, like, we're afraid, I guess, to be Jewish. I'm unable to buy a kitchy, a little, a little kitchy thing of a guy who's taking a bath with his boot on.

And he's porries, he's washing his hair with a boot full of water in a bathtub. It's at a little store in Vermont. I am being stopped from buying. My wife was not able to buy a Hamel at the Vermont country store. We were not able to go in the little tunnel where you kiss and it's very cute. It stinks for us. This is weird.

I mean, it's not weird. It's interesting, but I don't know. You're the anti-Israel movement. I don't know. It's just you can't, now, because this is what they want. They're going to use this as like, look it, like anti-Semitism is in full effect. You know what we're being kicked out of states. They'll use him.

I mean, yeah, that's why I was going to say the same thing. If they got nothing to use, they'll create it. I mean, they draw swastikas on their own shit. Yeah. It's the Eve Bartlow tweet. Eve Farlow, it's the tweet of like, I saw free parking. Free Palestine. It's like you're literally-

Jews are tired. I know. You're imagining these Arabs living under your bed than you're imagining. I know. I know. I just need to more. Is there more info on this? Like what's the extent of this? What are they doing?

Just saying get out. Now welcome here. Don't come here. For Israel, don't come here. So wait, but I'm... Get out. Well, like, will the sheriff knock on somebody's door and be like, we're getting a posse together?

Somebody just retweeted a me and balak tweet. Yeah. Or however you say your stupid fucking name. I don't think it comes to that. I saw that. I saw that late. Me. Me.

Beolic. Yeah. Yeah. They're from like the Big Bang theory. Yeah. They're all named after like breakfast sandwiches in New Jersey. Yeah. Miam.

MialM-B-L-T has been scared. Ever since nothing happened. Bell Brooks turned 100 today It'd be so funny if he killed himself Yeah He's like At the premiere of Spaceball 2 He blows his brand dead

He turned 100 and goes I'm so fucking depressed You're with yourself You're like I've been depressed my whole life But I'll give it a hundred years I can't take this pain anymore Once I reach 100 then I can finally do it He's been waiting for yeah 95 years

Once my parents are dead And once all my kids are dead Once Carl Reiner's son is killed by his own son Then I can kill myself I was always worried about Nick Reiner But now I can find Now that he's in jail for killing his dad He calls him Carl Reiner's son

Yeah He goes He calls Rob Reiner's son Carl Reiner's kid Got killed by his kid He goes who's kid who's that kid who's that kid Who's that kid? Who's that kid?

Anyway, I'm gonna kill myself I'm 100 Anyway, we're making a musical of spaceballs because I just love money so much. You already don't uncork that bottle, by the way? What? When is that one going to be ready to be uncorked? Nick Reiner? We just got to pop that one soon.

What are we going to pop on? What are we going to pop on? What are we going to pop? What do you think is up? Well, we know Sean Penn did a little pin will on his own son. He went down on him. That is true. It's a little rape parade here in Hollywood.

That is true. They all get there. We were talking about it on the Patreon. Sean Pinn raped his own son. families. You think Nick Reiner was raped by Rob? That's how it works. How do you think Tom Hanks became Tom Hanks?

He raped Chet Hanks. A little sociopath he is. Yeah. Why do you think Chet Hanks is a wigger now? Yeah. How do you think Chet Hanks is so talented and a good at rapping? Because of the ritual abuse of Hollywood, it turned him into a genius. Yeah.

By the way, Tom Hanks raped Chet dressed like Slim Shady. Speaking of someone who was ritually abused. I do have to imagine somebody. Tom Hanks rakes his son and his like coping mechanism just be like, I'm from Kingston boy. Boy, boy, ah, boom a clot. My dad raped me and shit. He touched me in my booty hole. You know, Corey Feldman was all, uh, yeah.

I mean, whatever happened. God knows. He was passed around at Hollywood party like a plate of cocaine. Yeah. Yeah. He was on Jamie Kennedy's podcast. Okay. And Jay McKinney is like, you've been getting work lined up?

Which is such a, I love J.V. Kennedy. such a funny question to ask Corey Feldman on your podcast Yeah So what's next? What's next for you? Other than trying to not kill yourself. I've been raped

Into oblivion. You're like, well, you got lined up? Anything you want to plug? Yeah, Cory Feldman's playing, he's going to be the new Batman.

Robert Pattinson's backing out. Yeah, he means where he's like, I'm actually working with Aaron Sorkin on a, we're doing the social network for MySpace, and I co-wrote it with him. What the fuck you're talking about? What are you talking about? You retard.

Corey felt, because Jamie Kennedy is a right-wing guy. Yeah, of course. He said he was going to go out of the improv and chew comics out for making jokes about Charlie Kirk or something. Right, yeah. They think he's a homeless guy. I think he's a homeless guy with bubble gun face. Going down there on a penny board.

Yeah, he's got the cheeks of chewed up bubble gum. He's like, let me say nothing about it. Like, ah, shit's fucking Jamie Kennedy. Yeah. God damn it. Jamie Kennedy goes, you got to work lined up. And Corey Feldman goes, no, I'm not fucking trans. So I'm not getting any roles

Do you say that? Which I think some of these right more conservative actors are like Fucking if you turn on TV everybody's trans now Yeah but the only channel playing is HBO's at euphoria So they think they think that's all of Hollywood They think all TV is euphoria Yeah they're like Sydney Sweeney's trans They give her big titties

Is that lineup trans? What? Who's on that show that's trans? I thought it was just Sidney's Swinney's big ass hits Hunter, your favorite You're obsessed with her Hunter Schaefer I'm not obsessed.

We're obsessed with her. But, I mean, hey, go for it. The show has a man that died of ALS. Oh, yeah, the guy from Grace Anatomy. In it banging the shit out of a trans woman for like three seasons. Isn't he in the last season, too, and he's all, like, fucked up? Yeah, it's a, yeah, it's a little fucked up. How do you know Hunter Schaefer's trans if you can't show cock and ball?

She's trans in the show. Yeah, but can you see cock and ball? If you look hard enough. She looks like she put a big magnifying glass. She looks bad in the new seasons. What? Tits's not good? Let's just say she's aging like a baby. man.

Oh, she's a Norwood four. The the transphobic Norwood four. But no, I'm kidding. I'm just saying. That's a damn shame. You don't see a wiener, though. No. You see big balls?

From the back? You see balls from the back? Do you see titty? No, you're being absurd. Do you see titty? I know Cindy Sweeney, like, they put like a cam up brass. You see her fucked in her bony, manass.

You get to see Sidney's getting like a prostate exam. The pilot or something. She was killing it, dude. I love her so much. She's actually very... She throws herself on the ground. She does anything. She's like Daniel Day Lewis in my left foot.

She does anything. She does your tits on the table. She will do literally anything, yes. She's doing everything in that show. Gets her pussy hit by a car. She's legitimately... She's not getting appreciate it. She's doing, like, method-acting shit.

She's doing everything you'd ever ask out of somebody with big tits. She's doing... She's doing the equivalent of, like, when Rip Torn tried to kill Norman Maylor because you got two into character. That's like Sidney-Sweeney, right? When you're just like, you're being crazy. Yeah. I love that.

She's the only person that like doesn't need AI to like show her getting like like, like butt fucked. Like she's all over, all over town. She would refuse. Doing everything. She would refuse. She would refuse. Yeah, out of love for the game.

She's like excited to be like, yeah, sure. I know I did that denim commercial and everyone hates me. So I'll fucking, yeah, bash my head into the wall and fucking come on my face. Like literally on screen. She's the Pete Rose of getting butt fucked on TV. If Sidney's, Sidney Sweeney, like, was any like less famous, she'd be Vincent Gallo movies is just like swallowing his giz. For real.

For real. Yeah. And I'd be like, what a baller. She's a gangster. She'd be Brown Bunny, too. She's a complete gangster. People could take notes from her. She's walking on set like Kirk Gibson, ready to suck cock on camera.

She's running bases. They're just limping, like dead, trying to hit her leg so it wakes up. I can suck it. I can make it come. I think Sadie Sweeney gets a bad rap. I obviously know that she, you know, whatever. But it's not like fully. official that she knew what she was doing with all that or like is like a Trump supporter.

Also who cares? I also don't give a fuck. I think she's talented. She got big titties. Who cares? If there's a big actress that's famous for having big tits and and being like, you know, fuckable to everybody, I like that she's playing into it and does it. Thank God. Thank you. Thank you, Sidney. But it's also, in the, you're killing it. In retrospect, like, if somebody was like in 1970s somebody was like, oh, Marilyn Monroe, she, she voted for Nixon. I'd be like, who cares? I don't give a shit. Who gives I don't give a shit. She's got big fat titties. I would not care.

I'd be like, you kidding me? That bitch is a pog. I'd be the first person to ever say pog. And then Jimmy Durrani would be like, what? I'd be like, she's a pog, Jimmy. Yeah, she's a fat-ass white girl, she? Orgy Robinson and Jimmy Duranty talking about pogs. She's white, but she's got a fake fat ass.

Yeah, explaining to Elvis what a pog is. Oh. See, I would kind of like Sidney Sweeney to become canceled. It's not because I'm a shitlib. It's because I want to see her go daily wire mode where she starts, like, if she has to star in like Jonathan Majors

type films where she's like in run, hide, fight three. That's right. She's in run hide fight three subtitled the sound of pedophil. Jonathan Majors is in that anti-woke version of sinners. Yeah.

Called the N-word. Inns. But they're twins. Twin Inns. That's the name of the movie. Yeah, Trevor just came out. I actually feel really bad for Jonathan. Me too.

Is that the Run Hyde Fight one? Yeah, it's Run Hyde Fight 2. It's like the Islamic State or something like that. So is it the one where they're on the college campus and there's a bunch of leftists that are like, we love Hamas because they're for Palestine. And they take over the college campus. And Hamas takes over the college campus and the leftists don't realize that the terrorists are going to kill them. Yeah.

And there's a small fact. of right-wing students on the campus who then try to liberate the leftist from Hamas and don't realize that they're a terrorist organization. And Jonathan Majors, he comes on the campus, he rapes one of the girls there and gets canceled for it.

He is exactly what he was accused of. He pulls up immediately. He's just like, I know what to do. Yeah. He just, yeah. He pushes a girl against a set of books in a library. Army Hammer's in a movie is similar to. Yeah. Army Hammers in a movie where he's like a hitman, but all he does is kill the Somalian guys eating ducks by the lake or whatever.

I know. It's just a Somali guy. It's like, like, like, written by Stephen Miller. Yeah, he's in like death wish like eight.

Yeah. Yeah. Kill Packies or whatever. Yeah. I do like the, is it Ui Bowl? Ui Bowl, yeah. Ui Bowl.

Who's that? Ui Bowl. It's the guy who made Citizen, whatever it is. Citizen Vigilani? How do you say his name? Ui Bowl. I don't know.

Who is it? What does he look like? He's a director. He's a director who famously makes like hunk of, hunks of shit. Oh, okay. Like in Europe, yeah. Okay. He makes like Steven Seagal-esque type movies.

Is he, what does he look like? He looks like a crazy German guy. Oh, he's a German guy. Yeah. He looks like a German guy. I don't know if he's German. He looks like a crazy German guy. Like one of those German guys who goes to like, you know, like leather sex places.

Yeah. This is him, yeah. Yeah. That's a. Guy who looks like he jerks off with a big hammer. Yeah. One of those Germans. I'm there.

Looks like a nice guy. Yeah. Yeah. He looks like Jocko a little bit, actually. A little Jock Will. Yeah. So people are mad because there's the scene where Army Hammer kills like 15 guys at once. But they, I guess all 15 of them raped this girl.

He meets the, the plotline. He meets the girl and he promises her that he's going to find the rapist. And the girl's like, actually, you're kind of like reigniting old stuff for me. I feel that I moved on. He's like, I'm going to kill those brown pieces of shit. She's like, no, it's kind of like, you're kind of like making this a different thing than what I want it to be. Like, I've forgiven them, I'm moving on

with my life. This is like actually like making this much worse. It's bringing me back here. He's like, I'll blow their fucking brown heads open. I do, I love the male thing of like, he promised her. He made her a promise. He had to, he had to kill those 18 people in that apartment.

Sometimes a woman needs help. How do you help her? I blow on another mother. the fuck his head open. Yeah, movie tropes rule. Yeah. I love it. As if any guy would fall thrown at any promise. But I do have the idea.

He's like talking to her and he's like, tell me how I can help. And she's like, well, actually I have like a lot of therapy costs. Like if you could help me like work through that and like maybe, you know, get me in touch with some counselor. He's like, I'm going to blow their fucking brains off. I'm going to kill them all on a big cross. People are like, oh, so liberals are mad that a guy. kills a rapist and a movie very interesting

says a lot about the liberal mind says a lot about the liberal mind that a fake scenario we made up makes them mad where the movie's so lazy he should walk into a guy with a big diaper on his head and the diaper says I love rape on it and then blows his price out his diaper said he loves it oh mr. woke okay okay yeah yeah but every guy imagines himself as like you meet a girl who's raped. Yeah. And you're like, who did this to you?

And you pray to God. It's 18 brown guys in an apartment. So you can walk in there with a soda can on your pistol that you put a bunch of cotton in. Yep. That you duct tape to your burrata. Yeah, you show up to a project full of a bunch of Somali and guys eating cats

in big sandwiches. Yeah. The tails coming out of it. Yeah. Oh, and you get to like poe boys. You do whatever you want. And you get to kill all of them any way you want. They're eating a cat sandwich. Cat sandwiches. Yeah, with big tails coming out of the bread, like a cartoon.

They're having kids for appetizers. And then you kill all of them, and then you go back to her. And she's like, oh, my God, thank you so much. I love you. And you go, you're a fucking whore. Fucked a black guy. You mud shark. You mud shark.

What do people say that? Yeah, yeah. Is that a real thing? Oh, yeah. If you fuck a brownoid, if a brownoid, if a foie gets with a brownoid, they're a much. I don't like that. Don't say brownoid. What?

I can't, no, I don't. That's just, it's built in so much actual hate that word brownoid is crazy. Brownoid? Yeah. That's crazy. I will allow Floyd. I like Floyd, but brownoid is nuts. That's crazy.

What it is. Say Mudshark. I'd rather hear Mudshark. Sorry, they don't shoot the messenger here. I'm the one scrolling the racist corners of the internet's we've shit to talk about. Yeah. That's true. Thank you for that.

I'm Hermes, but I travel into the racist underworld to bring back. You know, some shit. What a burden. That's exactly what you want to do. Oh, no, I can't scroll another hour. No. No. No.

I just, I didn't, sorry, I never heard. I haven't heard brownoid before. I had heard brownoid, yeah. I'm sorry, I lived out for a second. I apologize. No, it's okay. You're lipped. For dunking on you.

It's okay, you're libed. And that's why you're losing right now because there's dirt bikes at the White House and you're sitting here pissing your pants about a guy killing a rapist. You upset by how cool that was? Bagget. Yeah. You're a lib, you're mad all the time. Unlike me, who's totally chill about everything.

Who's not just pissed about every single thing that fucking happens all the goddamn time. Yeah, the guy who's constantly freaking out and turning red in his Oakley ass cans. Yeah, because Salt is woke now or some bullshit. There's always like a new article, like, Pepper's Woke. They change Pepper so it's woke and some fucking retarded Mongooid. You're like, back when now is your kid Pepper wasn't woke. I like, I stay out of politics myself. Chase is obviously consumed by them.

Well, I'm just, I'm a little mad because I've been, I've been dunked on in every coffee shop in San Diego that I've gone into recently. You haven't been telling me about this. I was, I was telling Devin, I'm actually, it's a real problem. I try to go to the gay coffee shops in San Diego because gayes, everybody knows gays make the best coffee. Yeah, and you're trying to meet guys. And I'm trying to meet guys to have butt sex with. That's what he told me earlier. Yeah, and you're a bottom too.

He's all nervous to tell you that. I told you guys we're not talking about me having butt sex on the pocket. Like, Jace goes to the gay coffee house. Because Jay says bye, as soon as he leaves here, as he's driving away, he reaches into his console and he pulls out a nose ring. Pulls out a septic piercing. He puts it in. Rolls up his sleeve and rules a tribal tattoo. I turned into gay Kaiser-Souz.

Put on a clip on ponytail in the back. A beanie that I folded up the sides on nine times. Yeah. You're the guy in the hot tub at the hotel and I get in. You know, you fuck her, by the way. Then you go, who? You start making out with. Yeah, you go, who?

And I go, my daughter. That's crazy. You can fuck her. I'm a whip. That's crazy. I'm a whip, brother. That's crazy. I'm a fucking whip.

Sorry. I had too much whiskey. It's not crazy. It's not crazy. It's not crazy. It's not. Yeah, you were saying mud shark and brownoid. So we're even.

Yeah. We're even Steven's. But I was referenced. it. I wasn't hurling it as an accusation at a woman who has sex with a black guy has their baby. I was calling lips pedophiles. You should love that. You amongst all those, do you not hear him? Yeah, I'm trying to give you a gift because I love you.

You're my brother. It's your birthday. I'm trying to help you out. Exactly. Okay, you're at bottom. I'm trying to put a big ball on a tea for you and you're swaned away. But no, I've been going to these gay-ass coffee show. I was telling them, I literally, there was one I went to and there's fucking, it's like so gay. The guy, the barista checking me. out is always dressed like Dr. Robotnik.

He's got like a big red like gold buttons up the side. He's having him in Dell. Yeah, he's having him in he's got a big red mustache and like little tiny day patista glasses from Blade Runner. And there's literally it's so gay and non-binary that there's a jar full of free rape whistles

to take. Are you serious? I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious. I'm dead. I am dead serious. I will take a picture for you next time. It's like how like certain coffee jumps around here they have like Narcan. Yeah. They have no problem out there so they're pretending so they have rape whistles at the coffee shop. It's a place where it's such a, and listen, all the love in the world, you're living

such a retarded fake life that you think everybody's getting raped 24-7 constantly. Not to say it doesn't happen, but you don't need free rape whistles to hang out. Yeah. To hand out. If I went there, I'd grab a rape whistle after I paid. I'd be like, Jesus Christ, but $9 for a machete. And I'd blow it I'd blow it right by going

I'd blow it for the price Good Lord And then I go faggot But so I was I've been going into these coffee shops And I dress just how I dress Just normal just basic straight guy Butt plug in

Sailor hat Yeah big cat ears Cat ears And I walk up and I go meow My pronouns are Zimzer Can I get a big Can I get a hot com watch? in my butt. Can I get hot cum latte?

Because I'm gay. I'm farting, Jiz. No, I walk, I wish I was that guy walking to this place. There's guys like that in front of you, too. Dude, I swear to God. I swear to fucking God. There are literally guys like that there. There are people who have become so bisexual,

they turn themselves into pirates, like they have peg legs and parrots. You know what Super Mario starts looking like a raccoon in the game when he gets the leaf? That's bisexual guys to me. There's a lot of those bisexuals there. And so I- Big Mario mustache, raccoon tail. I walked in and Ben, I'm not kidding. This is maybe eight to nine interactions where I walk up and I'm trying to be so polite because they keep being mean to me.

But I want the coffee. They're being mean to you because you're straight? Just because I look straight and white. I swear to God. Because I know this sounds paranoid, but I like walk in and there's one time I was like, I was giving the guy my order. I know, Ben, I know. You're being addicted to you? No, I know what he means.

He's a tall, strong white man. Yes. Because I'm a tall strong. Ben, I'm not kidding you. I know this sounds like our dad complaining about something that's fake, but I walk in and I'm so nice. I go, good morning. How are you? It's nice to see you.

Can I get a hot latte? And the guy's entering it in. This guy with a mustache, big ear gauges sucks ass. Yeah. Short, short little faggot. I've been sitting on this range for a while, actually. This has been like two months in the make. I've stopped going to coffee shop.

Yeah, you're like, if only they knew who I really was. No, I'm being nice. And I walk up and the first time it happened, I was, I was like checking out. I go, can I get a latte to go? And he's like, sure. And I go, can I get this specific type of bagel? And he was entering it in. And I was waiting for him to enter in to tell him like what specific bagel.

I go, can I get a bagel? And he's still tapping. And I'm waiting. And then he goes, and I swear to God like that. And like, lean the neck. And I go, help you need. shutter he's like all right like put it put it in and everything and I was so mad that I went and I sat and I watched every single person who walked in who looked like me there's a lot at

San Diego complete fucking dickhead asshole too every woman who walked in the nicest guy in the fucking world and then I went on the Google reviews and like every other Google reviews like he totally like creeped me out like he totally was like made my girlfriend feel unsafe and then was like being an asshole to me like it's just over and over and over again there was one time I went up, this exact same guy of his faggot with a mustache. I walk up and I had ordered my coffee. It had been a while and he put a coffee down. Nobody was getting it. I was almost positive. It wasn't my coffee. But I just wanted to check because it had been there for like five minutes. So I walk up and I go, I was literally about to go like, that's not my coffee. I go, that's not my. He goes, it's not your coffee, man. It's not yours. Whoa. Like I was just like big white dick motherfucker.

Like this has got to be my coffee because I'm white. And I. Right. Right. Right. Right. I hate fucking Spicks and blacks and gays. Like that's what he thinks I fucking am. And I'm like, yeah, I have a podcast that I just said Spicks on, but I do it from a place of love. I'm different. I'm a live. I'm a live. And then it was just, it was today.

I tried out another coffee shop. And it was like, you walk in and there's, you know, there's two guys who used to be women and they're shaped like, you know, grandma's from McDonald's. And I'm, and I'm being. Nice about that. Whatever you want to do, I don't care. Whatever you want to do, just don't be a fucking cock sucker to me. Yeah. And I order, I do my order, and I go, and I'll take the latte.

And then I, there's a pause, and I go, and regular milk's fine. Just trying to be nice. They go, we don't do regular milk here. You can only do owed. You can do almond. That's your choice. But, like, just like, the smile melting away from their face. Excited, excited to tell you.

Exciting to be, excited to be a cocks sucker to me. It's that bullshit coffee shop, bullshit where they're fucking like, yeah, we don't have Wi-Fi. Yeah. I'm sorry. It's just like really. I get it, man. I get it, man.

I just really got it in my cross. Because I'm trying to be like, I, whatever you want to do, I don't care. I have that for the first 10 years of my life out here. And then now it's kind of like all corporatized, like fake, like yuppie bullshit. So like they actually don't even like have a belief system. Yeah. So I don't have to deal with that as much. San Diego's catching up to it.

San Diego's like in 2016. Because you're like, I'm being polite. Like you get in my face. You go, it's not your fucking coffee man. Like I like in my head. I was telling you upstairs. I could lean in and be like, hey man. We're all, like, being nice.

Like, you look like fucking shit, by the way. Like, you look like shit. Everybody's, like, thinks you're kind of like a big clown walking around. Well, no, you could also be like, that's not how you talk to people. I could do that. And I go for the ultimate. I could kill you. Yeah.

I go, hey, if you're a man, by the way, yeah, I know you're born and woman. If you're a man, like, straight up, out of respect, I'm going to kick your fucking ass right now. Yeah, like, if you actually, hey, you're a dude, right? I totally respect that. It's meet outside. Because I'm going to be your fucking ass. I'm going to fucking kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you

I'm gonna knock some fucking teeth out right now because you just talked to me like a fucking asshole Hey hey first fight Looks like he got your first fight This is gender affirming for you Gender affirming huh And I just fucking Yeah I mean that's that's insanely

I think we Ben and I went to that One of the coffee shops that you're talking about The place next to my We did the San Diego show like a year ago That was the place with the rape whistles We went to that vegan like coffee shop up the street Good coffee Yeah and no one

takes Ben as a threat. They just wonder if he needs help. Right. I was limping pretty bad too. Yeah, yeah. Everywhere. People, we go, I go places with Ben and they give us like Velcro shoes and stuff. They assume he has. Just give them to him. Well, Ben, that's the thing as Ben walks in, they go, oh, he's got fake long COVID.

He's one of us. He's got big orange glasses on in a limp. He's got fake long COVID. But I just, I walk in. I'm wearing my mechanic shirt. And I'm like, I like to think I'm like, I try to be nice to people. And you did, you go up And I've overcompensating.

Hey, really? You're like nervous to be in their bullshit realm. Yes. Trying to be as nice as to be and it's like this is this is kind of how we got to this position you guys are fucking cock suckers about all this fucking shit.

Yeah, I go. You won. You beat us. I know. I've actually noticed that like there's no winning man. When I'm at those places, I walk up and I'm watching. I put on MLB TV on my phone.

I try to act as straight as possible. I have porn in one corner of my phone. MLB TV. in the other and I go yeah what in a small porn a small screen is Gianna Michael's getting fucked in the ass in one tiny screen and I have like I have the Dodgers on

in the other and I go what? I go black coffee bitch yeah give me get me some non-gay shit and I go and I go like I want a McMuffin we don't yeah my name's the N word we don't do that here oh my name it's

in I yeah no you got to kind of like just kind of You go, yeah, you let the M to F make it. Yeah. And write M word on it. And then I walk up. Get none of your coming hands in the coffee.

I walk up to the bathroom and it says like everybody and it goes, the fuck's this shit. Everybody. I'm a fucking, I got a dick. I stare at the whole coffee jar. I got a fucking dick. Yo, I don't piss where pussy's piss. Y'all piss jizz, bitch. Because I'm always horny.

Shit. Now, put bus boys on the TV. I'm trying to watch Bus Boys, fagging. And then I'm going to watch the breadwinner. Motherfucker, we run this nation. Fuck y'all. You're caught the stick.

We're in the White House, bitch. I go put on UFC 250, bitch. You look like Dr. Robotnik. You're fucking motherfucker. You look like some sort of weirdo shit. You fucking, you're steampunk non-binding. No, that's so funny that it's because they're overcompensated because they're in San Diego.

I know it's, I know they're overcastle, but it's just like, like if I walked in being a dick, be a dick to me. This is how we got in this position is you guys want to be special. Do whatever you want. I genuinely do not care.

Don't be fucking cock suckers about it. I know. I know. I know. I actually, I know it so well. Yeah. I grew up with this.

It made me insane. And then it drives you crazy because I'm like, if I say one thing, like, generally when the guy like said that to me, like, that's not your coffee thing, I had like a fuck you on the front of my mouth

and I just swallowed it and I regretted it Because if I say like literally leaning Like hey why do you Every time I come in here You talk to me like a fucking asshole for no reason Everybody turns and then it's I'm the bad guy That it's a 6-5 man Yeah

Meanwhile this guy who should look like Mario But he's got ear gauges in because he's 35 And he's he's ignored reality for a very long time It's a lesbian that got warrior surgery Who every other Gelp review is like this guy tried to like fuck my girlfriend. And they don't care.

Yeah. They don't care that they're, whoever the investors are, they don't care that they're ruining it for it. No. They think it's, they think it's their right. Yeah, they think it's good. To ruin, to ruin the reputation of the bullshit place that doesn't serve anything made out of anything.

By the way, they always go like, yeah, we don't have milk here. Actually, our milk's full of chemicals. Because it's, it's, it's woke. Our milk's made from almonds, which is eating up all the water in North America. Some bullshit like that. And listen, I know I sound like a boomer comedian writing a shitty skit for his show, but it's different. It's different. It's different. It just is actually true sometimes.

It's like insane. You go to these coffee shops sometimes. You go, do you guys have, can I get half and half? And they go, huh. They act like half and half killed their family. Yes. They act like cream and milk killed everyone in their family. And they're, drives me up a fucking wall.

I hope you burn in hell, by the way. Coffee with half and half is the greatest combination. that there is. It's the most classic combination. Cells love getting jerked off. It doesn't matter. They don't care. No, a cow doesn't give a fuck.

Are you friends with a cow? You have a good conversation with a cow? But then, listen, I'm a charming guy. I'm a nice guy. People like me. I walk out, they immediately, a guy who looks like tree beard from Lord of the Rings comes up behind me and they immediately turned it on for this guy who sucks ass, by the way. Yes.

Yes. Also, I'm tired of going to these coffee shops and I'm waiting nine minutes for the, for the gay guy with the like embrace love shirt to stop fucking talking and holding up the line because he doesn't actually have empathy skills. It's all this, you know what fucking bothers me? Go off. It's this fake reality of a high empathy environment with no actual fucking empathy because you can't feel for anybody unless you have a fucking shirt telling you how to feel about something.

You have to wear a shirt that says don't rape people because you literally can't put yourself in somebody else's fucking shoes and think how they feel for one goddamn second. That's why you take up the line with your gay fucking horse bullshit while I'm trying to order a goddamn coffee. Thank you. That's what's up. Thank you. I'm sorry.

Great shit. That was great. I'm sorry. That was great. I'm sorry. That was great. Thanks, buddy. I'm sorry.

No, it's true. It's true. Rape people, rape people. Exactly. Or no, hurt people, hurt people. That's what it is. It's kind of the same. It's the same idea with our, you know, our ironic sign that we had.

Like when everyone was posting this. This is an outdated joke as well. But come on. We're doing the, we're doing the hits. You would go to a fucking coffee. shop back then and they had this up Oh, go off on this. And you'd go...

Get this on the fighter in the kid's desk. Go off, Devin. Immediately bury him. Yeah, fuck them up, twins. Don't hold back neither. Fuck them up.

Fuck up. Fuck up the L.M. Hold up. Fuck them up, twins. Hold up. Let me stretch my knee. No, please keep going No, it was the type of thing where it's like,

it was like racism has no part, you know, I'm like, I wasn't coming here thinking you guys were killing blacks. Yeah. Like, what is this idea that like... That's what I mean. Why? In what world did I not think you weren't a horrible human being? I've told, I've said this before.

It's like, I can't tell you the fucking theory. I haven't read Marx. I haven't read Heigel. I don't know all of this bullshit. Captain Heigel. Yeah, Captain Heigel. Captain Underpants. I haven't read any of that shit.

I know how to be a good person to other people without having to read that bullshit. This environment of people who suck ass in a different way, and a lot of them are good, but the people who suck ass in a different way, you literally need one of these to tell you how to make people feel. All these people walking around with the like the don't rape shirt handing out free rape levels. It's like, oh, you were raping for fucking 10 years because you lack the ability to feel empathy. And we've literally seen that billion times in comedy. comedy. We saw it all the time.

When Me Too was happening, we knew guys who'd walk up, Mr. Woke, and they'd be like, Me Too made me realize I've raped women. The biggest fucking, like, promoters of, like, feminism and all that type of shit with, you know, they would dress like an onion. They'd wear, like, a headband, like an onion. They'd turn their head into an onion. And then you'd find out that they were, like, literally the most, like, vicious maniac on Earth. Yeah, yeah.

They raped somebody like they were, yeah, like, Cabin Spacey. Yeah. They put them in, like, a big dungeon. It's actually, that's why we're so cynical. It's insane the amount of that that we know about. We knew people, not even like people were waiting. I say guys in commercials that are still killing it that are big rapists. Yeah.

And we knew people. You didn't at home blowing a rape whistle because a commercial came on. Yeah, because the State Farm commercial came on. But even, we knew people who were publicly woke secretly raping. We knew people who were publicly woke talking about their own rapes that they did. Yes. Guys would go up at the thing. Craping in secret is the way to do it.

I remember going up at like the fucking Mia's hot dog open mic that Maria Bannford would come to every once in a while in Eagle Rock. And a guy would be up there who had chastised me after an open mic before, like, being like, like, you shouldn't like say this type of things being like, yeah, me too is crazy. Like I've realized like I've put like women in really like bad situations where they did stuff they didn't want to do. And I'm like, what? Right. Right. Right. Right.

You're right. Right. You're actually, yes, yes, yes. And now you're the, you're the paradigm of morale. coming to me I don't know it just drives me and then they feel superior to you

they feel superior to me yeah exactly I never blocked the doorway Jack yeah it's like I don't block doorways I did but she was into it I did

but she just needed a little pressure but she knew she liked it it's called persuaded listen women do like aggressiveness that is a thing but you gotta know if they like it or not which I do it's the thing of like

us coming out of the church I was like this is the exact same fucking bullshit yes it's a really Religious. It's religious. It's religious. Yeah, it's religious horse shit.

Someone's feeling superior to you morally. Yeah. And that's kind of their whole M.O. Because I want to feel superior to everybody. I want to feel superior. I'm going to tell you what to do secretly. I am acting like a James Bond villain. I'm trying a woman's pussy on a table and shooting a big laser slowly going at it.

So, yeah, I get it. Because you're back in it where you're like, it's 9 a.m. I want to go out and get it a coffee. And you're running into Gremlins to the new batch. That's very generous of you saying 9 a.m. I appreciate that. Oh, well, I mean, my daughter facetimes you sometimes. is at like 8.30.

I know. I pretend I'm not asleep. I throw a shirt on really quickly. Jay's is up at 9 a.m. getting in fights with the woke bitches at the coffee shop. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm up at 9 a.m. I am going there.

Yeah. Though my daughter will wake up at like 7 a.m. And she'll be like, call Jace. Mm-hmm. There's one time. I'm like, he's definitely asleep. Daughter never calls me. There's been a couple times where she's, she's FaceTime me at 830 and I roll over and

and bet. I go, I got to set a hard limit at this point. I go, 852. I'd pick it up. 830's nuts. To her, she's been up for like two hours. Listen,

I get it. And I try to call her back and I show her my kitties for like, you know, as long as they'll stand it. Love those cats of yours. I know, she does. No,

I'm going to ruin all this. I'm weirdly jealous. And I'm going to ruin it all. It's just because I have two cats. I'm going to ruin the show. She did ask to see Yoshi yesterday. And I was like, no,

Devin's probably napping is what I said. Because I figured you didn't want to FaceTime my daughter. I do. I want to FaceTime your daughter. I don't care. Really? Ben has she facetined you before, Devon?

No. It is very funny. But I have heard that she talks about me a lot. She does. She does. More please Uncle Danvin? That's great. That's what she says.

That means she wants to watch. She should get my name right though. She goes, more please Uncle Davin and then Ben puts on Haywit, she goes, no, no, no, no. No, joy, no joy, no comment, please. No peace. Thank you. No, no body cam. It's too much.

She's like foreign. Well, she does a thing. She'll FaceTime you, and it's, she facetimes, like, a, like, a boomer, like, like, trying to, like, call, like, a young prostitute. Yeah, yeah, like, figure out how it works. No, she'll, like, go to her, like, she'll face time. I'll be like, hey, how are you doing? And she'll be like, kitty, please. Like, her face is, like, this far from the kid.

I said, show me the kitty, please. Show to me. I'll be like, can you say hi? She's like, I want to see the kitty. Show me the kitty. She's like buffalo girls. She's like, show me the big fat kitty. Her face is this far back.

She's show me the big fat kitty. And then I put the, I turned it to the camera on it. I'm facetiming my cats. And then she's like, she's like, yeah. And I go, I go. I go, what noise do the cats make if you go, I go, meow. It's very, there's some sickness behind it. Your daughter's sick.

It's disgusting. I don't know what you're doing over there with her. It's very cute. It's just how she acts is very funny. She loves it, though. But you should let her FaceTime. She can see Yoshi. She can face it.

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Yeah, it's been a while, actually. I was kind of surprised. It's about fucking time. Oh, no, my money, yo. I wanted to talk about factom meals. We get it. We get it. It's a meal that gives you testosterone. We get it.

I forgot to bring you guys the Poles things. Chicken fingers hold of testosterone. What? We got sponsored by like Pulse Nightclub. They made like Zinn lozenges or something. Huh? Pulse Nightclub. Yeah, the shooting, the gay

shooting? Just an ad for the shooting happening? Aren't they called Poles? It's like Poles. Ultra, I got them. I got some Ultra. Yeah, I got some Ultra. I actually did like them, by the way. Are we doing an ad room? No, no, I got them. I got them. I got to bring them over for you guys. I have them. They sent them to all of us.

They sent me a bunch, too. Don't, I hooked all you all up, Twan. They sent me. I said, send it to all my homies. They sent me a bunch. It's my only vitamins I've ever had in my entire life. I said that shit got some else thing on. Yo, I gotta wait for an ad company. to send me some shit for me to get a B vitamin and shit.

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I had a homie name Triptophan. He got shot. He dead now. Shout out Triptophan. Triptophan would be a great name for a black guy. Tripto fan. My name, Triptophan. But yeah, those are good, but don't buy them until we do an ad for them later.

Yeah. Like next week. Don't even think about it. Don't even think about doing an ad for them. You know how, by the way, this is a weird thing that's kind of broken into the mainstream I keep seeing. What? Is that people think there's kind of been like a sci-op against, like, black people. What do you mean?

In terms of, like, them naming themselves crazy shit. Where people have been like, this has been taught to them. them by like the CIA yeah like kids like what you're saying like a kid named orangelo is because of the CIA we'll just add in like da in law at the beginning of names

yeah are the CIA it's like a kid named dilaudid yeah or naming your kid like it's weird to name your kid off of it's the most going thing you can do is just be like their louis Vuitton or like their Dior or their Mercedes or

it's fucking retarded I'm sorry I know you're not allowed to say that, but like, it's retarded shit. This is my son, Chase National. But then Jews will name their kid like Waho's Fish Tacos. So, is it Goy to name your kid Mercedes or Chevy Suburban or whatever the fuck they're up to? I thought the Jews just use Old Testament names. Sure. Yeah, they do most.

Deveed. Well, Zionists have like wacky names. Yeah. They're all like, my name is David, Dix, Abraham. Zionist names are like, you know, the names of, like, movies that, like, Shaq was in. My name's Shazam Muhammad. Steinberg. Exactly.

Yeah. My name's Biodome. My name is the weasel. I'm the weas. So you're saying the CIA invented, like, Dernanthony. I can't think of it. a more oppressive thing than to be like, yeah, I named my kid like the gold coin. I do think there should be a guy in inner city hospitals who like when a black woman

picks up a pen and she writes, Dickisha Wan, that the guy walks in and he's like, listen. And he's kicking malt liquor bottles out of the way. He goes, listen. Out of a love for you and the black people. Do you think Martin Luther King wants your son named Dekisha Wan? He goes, yeah! He was like, all right, we're having you put down. And his name is John Smith. It's kind of what like Aaron Magruder was like, didn't Aaron Magruder have like kind of a famous speech?

Do you ever, you ever seen the Aaron Magruder speech? Should we listen to it? Yeah, Aaron Magruder is the creator of the boondocks. Oh, yeah, yeah. Great commentary. Yeah, I don't, I think the speech, just have an airmigruder. Well, I got a log out and then log into our other YouTube.

Aaron McRooder was a black gentleman, right? And this YouTube's about to be gone too, so I don't even know what we're going to do after that. He was kind of like, we got to like stop with this bullshit. He's got some of the best, I think, black commentary ever, like the scene. Right there. Yeah. I think the scene of like the black guy bumping into the white guy. This one right here?

It might be. I don't really know. Oh, it's a 30-minute thing. Oh. Let me see if I'll find a timestant where you start talking about. I'm a little uncomfortable because maybe this has been used by like vicious racist.

Sure. Like, look, we're right. You know? But he was just basically like, like, black people need to like, you know, people are going to get like really tired of this bullshit. Yeah. I listen to Otla worldwide. Huh?

Otla worldwide. And he's always like. Oh, shit. Tavit. What happened to Tavis Smiley? Remember Tavis Smiley on PBS? Vagely. What the fuck happened to him?

Is he alive? What was he doing? Tavis Miley was just like a. I don't know. I'm just an intelligent dude that worked for PBS. That was a, I don't know. Broadcaster. Yeah, the CIA had him killed.

Aaron Magruder. Let's go to the bumps. The bumps. Thank you to all of you for being. But in 2003, nobody cares about your march and your picket sign. It's true. Even if they did, they'll never know what happened. It's true.

Because you won't get on the news. This is what image is. This is what we're talking about. Wrestling control of information from those that have it and those that don't want to be honest. Those that want to use that information to a stranglehold on the entire planet.

So those same people who are, you know, flipping through and they're watching Fox News and they watch in CNN and they watch in MSNBC and they're being told how popular the president is and all of that stuff. Then they flip a few channels over to BET and they watch you act like idiots. And that's all they see. They only see you acting like idiots. And you can get mad if you want. You can go, oh, that's the media.

Okay. Yeah, it's the media. But they're still watching you act like idiots. And every week there's somebody new on television acting like an idiot. and they look like you and they dress like you and they talk like you. Everyone's like, this is champagne and blackness. That woman is literally like, I hate the fucking truth. Fuck this truth.

That's the thing. If you actually care about a group of people, you will talk about them like this. I thought he said some, I remember seeing this like when I was graduating high school. They're like, interesting. I don't know. Yeah, he has one of my favorites where it was the, it's the, Yeah, go to that other bump. This one right here.

Yeah, yeah. It's the, it's the white guy bumps to the black guy. And then he's just like, he tries to get him in a fight. And he's like, wait a minute, I'm white. And he's walking away and the black guy goes, no, this is a perfect opportunity to throw your entire life away. What are you doing? I was like, that's one of the, like, smartest things I've ever heard.

The boondocks is absolutely brilliant. Yes. The boondocks is a brilliant fucking show. Brilliant fucking show. But unfortunately, does a lot of times get shared by people who just hate black people. to make a point. They'll be like, look at Uncle Ruggas. Those black people, yeah.

It's, yeah. It's very unfortunate. I'm going to say this here because it's so important. Al Sharpton's haircut matters. It matters. Because he's running for president. It matters. It shouldn't matter?

No, but you know what? It does. That's image. Don't be naive about the power of mass media and the power of image. It controls more than, than you think. I sell angry black politics to 20 million white people a day. How do I do it? Because they're cute. That's it. That's the long and the short of it. If I drew characters that actually looked like Huey P. Newton and Louis Farrakhan, I would be drawing this strip in

my basement. Nobody would have ever seen it. I said, wow, I wanted to be I wonder what happens if you just take the politics that mainstream America hates and put it in a really cute package. How do they handle it? Hey, I'm seen by 30 million people on Sunday alone. Image. We often complain about black culture, how negative it is. We talk about rappers, we talk about, you know, all the stuff on, we talk about the objectification of women, we talk about the nihilism, we talk about all of this stuff.

And these are all valid critiques. but everybody's so mad the few rappers I do know a lot of these guys who may not be the most positive guys they are very serious about the business of entertainment in a way that a lot of the

so you know a lot of the goody guys are not understand that no matter what message you have you better be captivating your audience first or nobody's going to listen Yeah, I think I have the same thing When I complain about going into the white coffee shop in my neighborhood And I'm like, hypothetically, I agree with everything you guys are for

Right But you're such fucking cock suckers to everybody Who doesn't dress like Smee from Peter Pan Yes You're you're you've destroyed It happened when Zoron won The first like four months of like Zoron being there Everybody got mad at him all the fucking time

Because they were They don't care about actually having power about changing things at all. They just want to complain. They want to be like, there's a fucking terrorist that's running New York or whatever. No, I'm talking about from the left. The left being like, he hasn't done this, he hasn't done this, he hasn't denounced. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's never, you don't

want to be in power. Yes. They hate, they love to lose. I mean, the right side always loves to lose. Like, because they, complaining is much more is much more satisfying. You know? You don't care about actually affecting a change, like the speech, you just

care about complaining. Yes. And if you care about... You mean being a victim. Yeah, if you care about your actual group, this is how you feel about that. It's very yummy. It's very yummy. Oh, it's so yummy. You get to... Because you don't have to do anything. Yeah, because you get to toss it around your mouth to keep tasting it. Exactly. It's an everlasting gobsopper.

If it's amazing... You could suck on it forever. If something's good, you swallow it and you go, next. Yeah. Because it is... It's anything in your life. I've fell a victim to it for years where it's being a victim is going like, well, I can't do that because this happened to me, so I'll never be able to do that. And it's a perfect solve for everything. At any moment in your life, you don't want to do something. You just be like, I can't do that because of this.

And that's a perfect excuse. And then you end up in the exact same situation. You've always been in it. Do you remember what the Oracle says to Neo and the Matrix? Why do you break my motherfucking face? No, sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Actually, you remember what the architect says?

Why are you talking to that black lady? Sorry, what is he said? Remember the architect says that 99.9% of the time, if you give people a scenario where they're presented with a false illusion of choice, where they're offered two things, and then they make the choice, they buy into the entire false system, and then they become a slave of that system. Because they want to be a slave.

Well, if no one rejects, if you're given the choice of one thing or the other, it's a false choice. You make that, and you're immediately now under the spell of the illusion of the whole thing. Yeah. Just by being like, hey, look, you have free will here. You go this way, you go that way. We learned this in the Matrix 25 years ago from those Dan Wachowski's

who look very much like the baristas that are serving you coffee jails that are pissed on. But they kick ass, and I love them. I know. Yeah, I love them. They taught us 25 years ago. Yes. Look what's going on now. But that's the thing is people love...

They're tweeting at Elon getting pissed off. People love being asleep. They wrote the Matrix. There's people out there right now who get on Facebook and they love pretending that there's Antifa is destroying the reflecting pool in Washington, and that's the most important thing that's happening right now. You shared the thing where somebody tweeted,

like, these are the top antitha leaders right now. And it was what I don't want to share the person's name. But it was like somebody being like, these are the top Antifa leaders by state. And they're Jewish. And they're all Jewish. And the very first one was a fucking loser, open mic, we knew who never had two nickels to rub together.

who like literally couldn't afford food and was homeless. And they're like, this is who's running the terrorist organization in this country. They're like, this person is more powerful than Donald Trump. And it's people love that lie. They love being lied to. It makes everything so easy all the time. If you buy in. If you buy in, that's it.

If you buy in. But you just have to keep, you know, every day, you have to like just lie to yourself about a new thing. But how do we go back to the source? You got to go back to the bonad, break free. I just, I don't know. I don't think people are capable of it anymore, to be honest. Well, first of all, you've got to reject the false dichotomy. You've got to reject the illusion of choice.

You can't take one side or the other. That's first fucking thing. I think you can do that inside yourself. I think we as a people are incapable of doing it in a mass level at this point. But I think inside of yourself, you can do that. And maybe show a couple other people, but that's about it. You know? Sorry, I've had just enough whiskey that I'm feeling like a philosophical black man right now.

No, no, no, just I think. This is how you rejects it. this is how you reject it sure go to big five squirt you guys get a baseball bat go back down to the coffee shop okay

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