lemonparty - 202: The Good News is That I Love Myself

Episode Date: August 26, 2026

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Do you guys want to see the guy they hired to kill all the horses? Sure. Wait, what? This is the guy they're hiring to kill all the horses. Why do we need to kill horses? I don't know. They're killing all of them, though, and they hired the one guy to do it. This guy?

This guy. He sleeps in a field on a twin mattress. Why does he have to push the barrels over? What does this have to do with horses? Those barrels are filled with vegetables. David, you don't know about the... No, I didn't know there was like a horse massacre going on. Here, I'll show you.

We're trying to. We're trying to massacre. This right here. This is what they're doing here. This is from Crystal Health, the DVM. The horses were packed into echoing metal trailers and trucked 1800 miles east to the pins of a hard luck livestock trader in Ohio named Brandon Jones,

who bought them for $25 each a day later. Two double-decker cattle. Now, I like double-decker. Double-deck. That's on the Bob's Big Bois hamburger sign. It's a duplex for killing horses. They put a bond in between two horses that killed. It's a duplex cattle car.

It's like two beggars at once. They pulled up at midnight, loaded the Mustangs, and quickly drove off into the night. From there, the Mustangs disappeared. They never appeared at a public auction. The trader won't say where they went. Wild Horse advocates suspect the horses were shipped to slaughter. They're slaves.

Yeah. Apparently, they've done this in every presidency or something that they just slaughter horses, which I didn't know about. I feel like it's like pretty, pretty, pretty, If you can't kill black people, like maybe a really racist guy just starts being like, it's like a horse. Yeah, he sees a horse. He's like that kind of looks like Adrian Peterson. Giant dicks.

Buff bodies. That horse could rush for 200 yards again. Yeah, exactly. We better blow his fucking hat off. Yeah, they started, yeah, they started hanging a horse from a big tree. Linching a big horse. Those are beautiful guys. Horses are genuinely, like, the most majestic animal.

They're insane looking. Twenty-five bucks. get one. 25 bucks for us? What if I got a horse? Ending killed it. There's just a horse in the living room when you guys walk in. You're pointing a gun at it.

You go, check this out. We walk in and we go, hey, JJ, check this out. I go, check this out. Only 25 smackaroos. Pull a gun at. You've been motor guy at 25 bucks. Yeah. And he goes here.

He goes, he'd meet up with him out of the parking lot. He hands me a horse. Yeah. And you drive home with your window up and holding its reins. making a run next to you. You don't have the trailer or anything. I ride at home just punching its head while it's galloping.

And you blow its head off and then you hire a guy on Tass Rabbit to come like chop it up and take it away. Yeah. So you can kill another one. We should do that. We should start buying horses 25 a pop.

Whole living room full of horse heads on the wall. They all have holes in them. For a living room that's like really not that big either. Yeah, no, it's like a pretty tiny living room. The horse heads are encroaching on the living space. Yeah. I have a necklace of horse heads. So apparently, I think this is one of the few times I will defend Trump.

Apparently, this is a good thing from what I've heard. Yep. What's going on? Why? Fafo. Apparently. The horse is faffoed. I was just talking to my fiance and she knows more about nature shit.

Apparently there's a wild horse epidemic in this country. Really? You know, she's a big lib and she's like, I'm glad they're blowing horses' heads off. So apparently there's... Interesting. You know, like, the feral hog thing that went viral a couple years ago? You do helicopters and you shoot them and stuff. Yeah, there's like, apparently like gangs of like 50,000 feral hogs in the middle of the country just like eating people alive.

Like grabboids. Apparently, the same thing is with wild horses. So this is one where he actually gets a W because we have way too many wild horses and we need to like actually like blow their heads off. What's wrong with them? What do wild horses do? That's so bad. I think they just fuck up the ecosystem. Live crop or whatever.

Essentially. I don't know. They just fuck up the. Don't we fuck up the ecosystem? Shouldn't we? Yeah, we're like pollution, man. We're just bags of flesh flying through space.

We are pollution. That's right, Joe. If you look at a city, have you ever taken off on a planet and looked at a city? It's a camp, sir. Anyway. You should be able to buy a person for $25 and kill them.

You can. Can somewhere. You can. Oh, I forgot you can do it. You literally can. That's literally why we have India. That's why India. That's why God made it.

India. Jays, how much were you going to buy a dog for this week? 25? Is it more? I think it was like 100 or something because we go to like... Damn, you could have got four horses. Yeah, I could have got four horses. I could have got four horses. I could have got four horses and then killed them like the house that Jack built where I lined their heads up on the road. Yeah, of course. Top them down. Yeah. No, we were supposed to get a dog, but then this stupid white bitch took her dog back.

That's insane. You're not allowed to fucking... We met the dog. We met the dog. She took the dog to the house. We hung out. We hung out. with it for an hour and we're just like oh we love this dog we're gonna get it it's an old dog that you're adopting right it was like a three-year-old uh a bitch it was a it was a mother uh down in a mother dog down in mexico yeah and uh apparently mexian people had just being the shit out of it it was like covered in like welts that's what it does it was used to be beaten it's the white ladies they go apparently mexican people beat the shit out of it she was like i run a dog show

where I saved dogs from Mexican people. It was down in T.J. Tijuana, again, the shit beat out of it. She showed his pictures. I told her, don't show me the picture. She showed him anyway, and then the dog looks like Jim Caviesel and Passion of the Christ. It's got like a welted, like, big eye and a crown of thorns. And they're like, yeah, it was raising, like, 11 puppies, and it had to eat two of them to survive and feed the other nine puppies. And we saved them all.

It's nurse back to health. It was a great dog. named Happy and we were like oh we love this dog We're gonna Files are happy We figured out

They responded to Files though right not happy The dog speaks We were gonna change that I wasn't gonna let that You need yeah You're rescuing a dog Name Flee's

Yeah I wasn't gonna let a Very good I wasn't gonna let a bean barker Cheers me amiga Very good Oh Me Gusta

Migo Cublianos I'm sorry You didn't get the dog No it's fine It was just annoying You had high, high hopes. It was just annoying.

She took the dog over. That's crazy. Why is the dog on sale? That's what, it's these stupid white ladies who they foster their first dog. And they're like, they don't realize that they fall in love with the dog and want to fuck it. Yeah. Like they're married to. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we were like, literally like filling out that paperwork. And she didn't even, here's the thing. If you're keeping the dog, if you're a dumb white bitch who wants to suck its dick and fuck it and don't want to give it to us. If it's a female dog, she's, yeah. She's giving it a dick to suck. Yeah.

you should have to come to our house and tell us that we don't get the dog. Yeah. She just called the adoption place and then they sent us an email. She called the adoption place. She goes, I'm a coward. I'm a coward. I'm a coward. And a fool.

I'm going to eat this dog's pussy until I blow us that off one night. Like all white women do with everything. That's not okay, man. I'm sorry. It's not okay to like bring the dog over and you guys have time and you start, you know, loving it. And then you envision a life with the dog. Just take it back. I'm looking up what they.

They do with the dead dog body parts at the shelter. Are you kidding me? They just fucking incinerate it. Well, maybe they turn them into catfish bait. You put it on a treble hook, drop them in a pond and catch a 30-pounder. Why not? Fuck it. It gives a shit.

Wow. That's, yeah. Good point, man. Catch a carp. Catch a carp. And then the dog meat rots in the belly of the carp as you leave it on the dirt to die. Yeah. Because you don't want to throw the carp back in.

It's a, you know, it's a trash fish. Carp or bad fish. They're trash fish, is what we call them. My dad used to give them to black people. Yeah. It's like, try making a po-boy with this. Slap. Just 30-pound carbony feet.

Here's a coy. Try to fucking fry that. Asian family. Here's a core, faggot. There's a core, you fucking bing bingbongs. Enjoy. I don't even eat this type of shit. I spend all day catching you just to insult you with it.

You know how hard I work to make you feel bad? You know how long? I was really, it's like the old man in the sea for being racist. I spent all day catching this worthless fish to throw in your black face. The old man in the slur. Yeah, I used to have a little Cuban boy who worked with me, but I called him names in his family. Family made him quit. I killed him like the penguin.

Now my hands get all burnt when I catch carp to insult black people. What? Carp or, uh... My dad would catch them. Well, you catch them, and we'd leave them in the dirt to die. And sometimes there'd be like a black family. And if they were black, my dad would pick up the carp and bring them, he'd go, go fetch that carp or bring it to those guys over there.

He goes, they'll eat them. Why are he? And they'd be, they'd be thankful for my father. It was very kind that my dad did it, but also, he never gave it to a white family. Yeah, because he's like, it's not, it's not clean. No white lip should ever touch the... It's dirty. It's dirty.

It's a dirty fish. meant to be smothered in hot sauce beans yeah collard greens being in between the big lips of a black bastard wait why is carb bad there's too many bones in it

and they eat like they're meatish they look big they're like they just eat piss and shit off the floor of the lake floor suckers they literally just like drink pee they're like bottom fish they're craminy they're like German porn fish They literally are.

They're eating calm off the bottom of the lake. They drink. I've been having fish just drinking a glass of meat. At the bottom of the water. Is it a glass? Is it a glass he's holding upside down?

It somehow stays in. It's just a cartoon image. The piss is so thick. The piss is so thick. It stays in the glass in a lake. And then he takes a sip and he goes, hmm.

He goes, I can't wait to be, to taste like shit for some black poor family. I don't even like piss. I just know black people are going to eat me later. I don't even like piss. I hate piss. And I hate eating shit.

But as long as I taste bad for black people. That's what living's all about. I'm a racist fish. Sometimes I pop my head above the lake and I see black people and I get scared. So I scurry away

And I drink a piss and shit They're afraid They can't swim I'm sick I thought I was safe Until these white people Start catching me Throwing me to black people

Terrifying You know what's funny is I loved catfish And as a kid It's a great Catfish You'd think catfish would taste like shit It's weird

Catfish are amazing Why do you think catfish would taste Like shit? I don't know Because they're always like Aren't they like in mud and shit? They look like Chinese people They're always like

Swimming and like disgusting water I don't understand how like I don't know, they got a belly like DJ Qualls. I like it. Yeah. When you fish them out, they got a little, like a... Yeah, they've got a... Interesting reference.

I know what been sad. You might have got a Mepaibre belly type. You're the first person on earth that's ever uttered those words. Catfish have a belly like DJ Qualls. That's what my pat be top of it. But we loved catfish and sometimes you think you got a big catfish. Yeah. And the line wouldn't even be moving

You're like maybe I'm even hung on a rock But maybe it's a big flathead cat Or something over it like huge catfish Like a 20 pound or some crazy shit And then you'd finally get it in to shore And you'd like ah it's a fucking black guy fish It's a black fish It's a black food

I got a black appetizer God damn it Yeah Calfish look like Chinese people They do They look like they smoke opium They let rooster cogburn live in the back I always thought, even as a child, I thought that about catfish.

Yeah, they look. The first time I saw one, I go, you look like a Chinese man I haven't met yet, but I know is out there. I just know through instinct, there's a Chinese man out there. And when I was in a Chinatown for the first time, I go, yep, there they are. All the catfish guys. I love being catfish. I love catfish.

It is very good. Not enough catfish on the West Coast, my friend. It is a damn shame. It's a damn shame. You don't see it often. You don't see it. Blue cat. Yellow cat, freckle cat.

I didn't even know there were different types. Channel cat. I didn't even know there were different types of catfish. Yeah, you got flatheads. You got, um, trying to think of the other ones that we caught in Texas. There's like only five or six probably. I don't remember the name for him. I remember, I remember once.

But they do sing do you? Do you remember that guy? We saw a guy catch a hundred pound catfish and he skinned it alive on a big hook. Do you remember that? I saw him. He caught it was like, I swear to God it was this big. I weighed 100 pounds that they weighed it. Yeah.

Or like 85. And then we were like, They catch them with their hands. I've seen them. There's like a woman that like catches them. She has like a big ass and her whole, all her content is like finding, like hunting catfish. Because her ass is so bad.

But she's like, yeah, I mean the channel's viral because of her big ass. But she also does like get down and dirty and muddy with the catfish. Yeah, they like put their hand. In the mud hole. Yeah, in the mud hole. Yeah, they fist. They fist the catfish's mouth. And then they pull it out.

Yeah. I don't like that. They have teeth. Like tiny teeth. Where you got to watch. Watch out from these. Their fins. They got stingers. Their fins are like razor blades. They'll catch you open. Cut my hand one time.

Jesus. Why are they so huge? She'll like tuna. I didn't realize how big tuna were. Tuna huge. I know. It took me a long time to like, I, it took me a long time to realize that. Yeah. Actually. There's many things to learn in this world. 300 pound. I guess they do turn dead dogs, though, into like byproduct, though. What a byproducts did they do? But they don't turn dead dogs into catfish bait. That was my original question.

Stink baits are made of like chicken liver. regular hot dogs, stuff like that. Can you, now, can you, so you can, can you buy a dead dog from the shelter? Let me, let me ask. You can't like go in there and be like, it's a way, they don't find it beneficial to keep dead dogs around. If I show up with like two Trader Joe's bags, I can't ask for a couple of dead dogs. No.

It says they do not sell deceased animals. They don't sell dead animals. You can't buy dead animals, unfortunately. Why the hell not? So who's buying them then? Do you have a license to buy dead dogs in this country? No one's buying dead dogs. Well, Ben was saying they're using him for a fucking...

No, he's nuts. People Google how long can I keep my deceased dog? People Google that. Meaning they have shit to do. And there's a dead dog in the living room, like under the coffee table. Or it's like Norman Bayets where they have a great relationship with their dead dog. And they keep it in a bed in a Victorian-style home. In a big rocking chair in the basement.

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I hear he's been beatboxing all over town. Speaking of carp, Reggie Watts is spreading the good word of Wasticism, I call it. where he beatboxes and does a British accent until you kill yourself. It's like... Rest in peace, by the way. It's a horrible...

To the lady. To the lady, yeah. Terrible. That article is, was more damning than, like, articles I read about, like, James Franco, like, raping or something. Like, there was all those... James Franco raped.

I don't think you did either, but I have... You have to say it. Just some women think you're a good guy or something. Exactly. But, like, I don't. All those articles that came out during me, too, none of them...

That article was more, like, it creep me out more. I read the whole thing. I downloaded on limeware. It's hard. It's really funny to put out an article, like, people need to know about how bad this person is, but first you need to pass.

Or you can read just the first paragraph. Yeah, like, the reason, like, there's people defending it was because people are like, I'm not buying. I'm not going to pay for the Rolling Stone. 1299 a month for Rolling Stone. Yeah. James was saying, like, Brian Singer

paid for people to say he was innocent on the internet, so, like, you can't read, like, you can't believe anything you read for these people. I think Reggie Watts hired Bill Cosby to represent him in court or something. No, Reggie Watts, like, that was in the article, right, that he hired like Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, Brian Singer's like we. I think so. I'm not the same lawyer. But it's a lawyer.

It's the lawyer is just there to, to say, to do like PR. That's how bad you are. Yes. You hired like Johnny Cochran just to do PR for you. You're not even like facing legal. Not going to trial whatsoever. No, let's let the people know who Reggie Watts is. Because, you know, we can't separate.

the art from the artist here. Ketamine, Ketamine, Ketamine, Ketamine, Ketamine, Ketamine, Ketamine. Bridgy Watson is one of those guys that's been around my entire life in L.A. in the comedy scene and I, my whole life, been like, what the fuck? What is, what is the thing? He's saying Ketamine over and over. Yeah. And their microphone.

He's a musical genius. And that's Captain Reddit himself, Mark Rippelay over there. I hate that guy. What is his whole thing? I've seen that guy my whole life, too. I hate him. Yeah. on a screen in front of me a lot in my life and I don't like it.

I think he does this whole thing where he's so into it. If you hate him at all, then you're cringe. And that's his superpower, basically. Because he cares about it. You're like, hey, you're actually being kind of weird. He's just loving life, man. Why would you hate that even if it sucks ass? You actually suck because of that.

Look at all these fresh victims in front of them. So by the way, he's almost 60 years old. Yeah, I had no idea. He's almost a 60 year old man. I know. It's crazy how old he is. I know. He's like Morgan Freeman, but he's using like shaman gods to get white women to kill themselves.

Yeah. Women are going to the Amazon with Reggie Watts and meeting a god from like the year negative 12,000. And it's making them kill themselves. I remember the day that this happened and we kind of knew something happened. So we ran into her a few weeks before. Really weird. The woman who unfortunately took her own life. We did, we didn't know her.

We put it together after the whole thing. Yeah. We didn't, oh, didn't we see that woman? No, we talked to her. We talked to her. We saw a friend of ours was on a date with her. The friend was not Reggie Watts. No, I don't think it was a date.

I think it was a date. I think it was a date. I don't think it was a date. I talked to them. I don't think it was a date. Okay. All right. Maybe I misunderstood.

It wasn't. It wasn't a date. I don't think it was a date. It was a cry for help. Sorry. So, but we, we didn't realize we talked to her about a month before this whole unfortunate event went down. We didn't realize until she took her own life. Yeah, we had no clue, but we also then saw people in the comments being like, there's a lot, you know, hey, you did this kind of.

I really didn't think it was going to come out. I didn't think it would come out either. It's interesting that it did. I'm glad. I mean, I love anytime, like a guy that I think stinks forever. And I feel like I've been gaslit into believing it's some huge talent is taken down. because they ultimately become evil. Yep.

I love that. Or were evil the entire time. I love that. I love when people that suck shit are evil, can people find out? It is really a great day. He's not even evil. He's like not even alive.

He just doesn't care. No, no, no. He literally happy here. He's really happy. I think this was one second after she killed herself. He woke up out of a nap. He was like, oh, shit, another one died. Yeah, beautiful stuff.

He recorded. He recorded. He recorded. He recorded this a second after finding her body Before calling the cops He's literally in bed He couldn't give less of a shit He actually couldn't care less of a shit

He's like grinning and he also says he loves himself a lot In a eulogy I love myself I love that I'm going to get away with this He gave several of a shit He didn't get out of bed He didn't even reach over to flip a light on in his hotel room It's dark

It's pitch black in there. He recorded a memorial video like a vampire would. Yeah. From a pitch black room. Yep. Yeah. A lot of friends. He looks like he's smelly at toe.

So much love pouring in from everybody. So the article... It looks like he smells like butchuley oil. Yeah, it's smelly hair. Smelly gross hair and a Coke fingernail. Yeah. The minute I figured out in 2017 that he had a Coke fingernail, is like, this guy, this is a bad ombra. He stinks.

And by the way, anyone that busts out to a British accent. accent is a complete and total fucking act. And all the white people in the crowd are like, good days. You're not supposed to beatbox. You should know better if you're educated. That's so funny. That's why he was accepted.

He's rapping and doing beatboxes. That's why he was highly accepted. He's not even that good of a beatboxer. He's really not. No, he's not. But yeah, they go, you're not supposed to beat box? That's for black people. They make stupid noises with their mouths.

It's funny because this one knows better. Well, no, no. Yep. This is what they do. And he does a British accent, so he, like, knows about England. Oh, does he really go into, like, an L.O. governor thing? He does, like, a whole thing where he, like, out of nowhere, like, he'll just start talking, like, a British guy. Yeah.

Which was, like, a hack, like, 2010's thing that people would do. He'll do, like, an entire, like, hour set where he's talking at a British accent. And then out of nowhere, they would just, you know, they say something like a black guy, and then everyone laughs. Mm-hmm. They break the British accent, and then they, you know. I've always had a problem with guys like him saying the N-word. soft A. Because you say that should be for us.

That's our word. You go, hey, that's what I call you. You go, put an ER on that. Put some goddamn hot sauce on that. I've always had a problem with black people saying the N word. That's for me to see. That's for me and my cracker honky friends. For me and my cracker honkies.

My friend, my friend Debbie Boby called him a woke, Chungus Beatbox. there, which was making me laugh pretty hard. If for anybody doesn't know, he's basically, he has a looping pedal machine on stage where he just, like, makes sounds, and then he raps about getting postmates or something. Yeah. That, like, you know, the millennial and we post, you know, I'm in my late 20s, early 30s. It's 2013 type thing of, like, what can I relate to? And it's just, like, kind of being bored and waiting up for my pizza to get here and, like, a girl to text me back.

That's what I remember from seeing him. Type shit. live. He would improvise the thing about how like the fries don't come hot enough when you order postmates. Like people were falling out of their seat laughing because he had a little like beat there's a couple of black comedians who stink

who have really made a career off the genre where they do stand up in Los Phila's and Silver Lake. And they like I guess Brooklyn and shit. And they're black and they make a reference to like Thunder Cats or something and then the crowd like literally like turns to each other and they're like he's black. He shouldn't know what that is.

Yeah. It's funny because that damn black man knows about things I know about. It's like a black, yeah. It's one of the most racist things you've actually

ever seen. It's like when a black It's incredibly racist. Yep. When a black guy in like Brooklyn or like a cool type of venue, you know, is we were doing the joke earlier

but they're like, you know, I love Ingmar Bergman and word like they say the N word and it's like that's hilarious because I didn't think you even had thoughts. I thought you were stupid unconsciously. You're a dumb black guy to me. So it's crazy that you like art films.

Even though I'm, Whoa. Even though, yeah, I'm a old guy, but it's, oh my God, that's so funny that you just... I promise you there's an Instagram real of a guy being like, I fuck with A-24. Day 824 shit is like... And white people start laughing because they're like, that's silly. I thought he just liked fucking big, like Friday. Boots.

And big asses in music. I thought he loved big asses and carp. He likes cinema? Like me, a white smart guy? He likes Marty Supreme? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He saw 500 days of summer?

Black people shouldn't know about Pairs. ping pong I've seen I've seen comics destroyed by like literally going up black comics and being like I've been watching Muppet babies and it gets like 45 seconds of rolling laughter got to fuck with Marty Supreme him and his pop trying to make it out of the hood just like me hitting the white ball I'm slinging the white ball same shit yeah different sides of the street and I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to stand up and throw a banjo at them yeah a banjo and big red lip lipstick because they're doing a menstrual show

It's a black guy wearing like a Nintendo 64 hat. It's, you know, making references to fucking, like, Benny Saf. Yeah, no, have you ever seen the, the, the, the pictures of black people doing blackface for menstrual shows? No. That's what they're doing, yeah. They would go even blacker? That was the first career for black people in entertainment is you would put, you would put black face on your black face and do Uncle Tom shit for white people. And that's still going on in Brooklyn and L.A. to this day.

And people like Regu Watts are using. that like a chameleon disguise to turn white women inside out spiritually until they take their own life. What he's doing is that like it's... Reggie Watts is a little different though because I don't think he was ever... Reggie Watts just seemed like the weirdo kid

you know growing up like he was like 60 by the way. No I know. He's black though so he's you know he looks amazing somehow even though he looks like a rat. No, you should look like Gary Shanling. Yeah it's crazy how... I thought he was like maybe 40 honestly. I had no idea he was that old. I had no

But he wears suspenders because he's literally that old. Yeah. And he lives, I'm sure he lives like around here. Yeah, he lives in Devin's house, actually. Yeah, he lives right here. He rents the back room. But, uh, yeah,

he's an interesting. He's the, he's, he found that lane of like doing something where, I don't think anyone actually likes it. No. But it's, not at all.

But it sucks so much ass. It creates its own category. And then we just have to go, I guess that's a category. And he's filled it. Mm-hmm. And he's the best at, the sucking ass beatboxing

British voice thing I saw a comment on the you know the fuck shit sack song yeah that he was famous for yeah I went and watched it on YouTube again the day and the top comment is I would say this the top comment was I would say this aged horribly but I thought this was fucking gay 16 years ago

I remember seeing that it was you know that was the when YouTube was new and uh you know those those those types of videos were going around and you almost you just gave them credit because it was no there was nothing else on the internet yet really like that It was that or like...

So you're like, I guess this is good just because it's there. Yeah. Like it exists. It was that or the college humor video of the slapchop guy. Those were like the only two comedy videos. Or like Will Ferrell talking to a baby that is his landlord. Yeah. And that's all we had.

Yeah. It's a baby that cusses. I mean, all these guys did go to therapy so much that they think taking care of themselves is telling their girlfriend that they don't do grief after their dad dies. I don't do grief, my love. My therapist told me I don't do grief. So I will not be attending your father's funeral. Good day.

If you didn't read that More soup plays Can you just imagine Can you just imagine people at Nerdmelt Just jacking off Crowdsurfing Jonah Ray to the back Back to the front People at Nerdmelt

Which has been close for 10 years Like the end of the Shining They're just in an empty room Like all dancing They're ghosts we ran into one of those types of guys because those guys get older and it gets really, really sad.

It gets really sad. We were at like a very millennial bar a millennial ale house Yes. In Anaheim. It's so funny the things that like are really hard on you that I didn't take in at all.

I was getting so pissed off. I know what you mean when we left but I was like I could have believed that that effect did that hard. We just went, you know, it's like it's Anaheim so you have to drink at a, like a, it's an ale house that's next to, like, a Boeing warehouse. It's a giant warehouse. It's a warehouse.

Yeah. Every place, you just, yeah. It was just a place to park the car. We were going to a concert. We were grabbing a beer real quick. We grabbed one beer at this, like, shitty, you know, one of those places where... It's a chalkboard with every ale. Yeah, like, the beer is being brewed, like, in the place.

There's just pipes everywhere. You walk in, they go, the fridges don't work. The beer's, like, steaming hot. You have to grab a can. Like, wow, okay. So, this is a store? Yeah, this is 7-11. It's a store.

This is 7-11, but we have a cornhole. So you've got to pay about twice as much. Oh, and we can all crouch around a barrel and all of our knees fucking hit the barrel. Beryls are fucking table. Beryls are cool. But what pissed you off about it? And all the beers on the wall. I walk in the first beer, it says flying magical unicorn 8.7.

Man milk. Man's milk. Man's milk. Oh, and one was Ligers are Beautiful. Yeah, that was a name. I'm fucking pissed me. It was like if Ron Burgundy had a bar. The Great Orden's Raven ale, sex panther.

It's a pale ale, sex panther. Yeah. Will's vagina, IPA. You can smell the sea within her hole. Yeah, and then you walk in, you're like, do you have like a good sound that like, well, the mother's milk? If you're more into a car, I'm like,

shut to please stop. Shut up. I recommend the leather bound bulks logger. It has a note, a note of lavender followed by a bit of honey. And you could get the punted Baxter. And I'm just there. I'm like, what is the highest APV versus price?

So you shut up. So please shut up. So my ears start drowning you out. But what pissed you off about being there? The big fat guy at the bar. Yeah. Who's trying to like, he's in love with this tomboy lady bartender. And he has a cane, a fake cane.

Yeah. And he has a demon in both of his knees. And he's like, he has a demon both of his knees. And he is like, he has a demon both of his knees. And he is, in love with a woman that looks like Preston Lacey. No, it's

it's a woman that looks like she chases Wii man around. She's wearing a Cayu shirt. Some regressive bullshit. And the guy, he's the guy where he's so fat he's wearing almost like, you know I'm in 12 years of

slave, the outfit he's wearing. He's wearing the fat version of that. He got so sad, he looks like he lived through slavery. Yeah, he looks like he just went through 12 years of hard slavery, but it's just the only shirt he had. Yeah. That he had to buy at a store called like fat butts. He looks like a defeated sword fighter.

Yeah, a trenched river corpse that they put a new tarp on. We're like, yeah, the puffy shirt from Seinfeld. Yeah, and he was, he was there by himself. He sucked as. We need to get some part with the cane. We need to get some part with the cane, bending a stool, all every single leg of it outwards, like a, like a circle. He was turning into an orb, the stool.

Yeah, he's turning a stool into a stool into a swing. A man who's hatching his own chair, he's so fat. Yeah. He, uh, his ass is a woodworker. He's,

without knowing it, he's like a carpenter. Fully changes the anatomy of all furniture. But so he would, and he was hammered at like five o'clock. It's a hundred degrees in this house. Yes, it was a nightmare. And you would order, you'd be like, I guess I'll get the mother's milk. And it'd be like, I'll get right on it, me lady. Yep. And keep in mind we're like in the same building as like BP.

Yeah. Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're sharing it like next door. We're sharing a building with BP. You had to sign an NDA to order a beer. And he'd be like, let me fetch it me lax. And he would like fat lay waddle over to the fridge. And he'd like grab a can.

He'd fatly waddle back. Well, you had the fat cane with the four feet. Yeah, the four, the old people can. Yeah. Yeah. For people who if they fall, they will to seneca rate like the T-2000. Yeah, the four feet cane. And he would.

This man is like 39 years old. And he would walk back and he'd be like, here you go. Oh, I grabbed the wrong hell me, lady. Excuse me, ma. And then he'd shuffle back. Excuse him, ma. He would shuffle back and then grab the other one. And he was so fat, it was like piping hop at the time he got it to you.

Just as his blood is like boiling. He's boiling the beer with his hand. And then Devin got to see me lie to a stranger, which was very fun. Yeah, that was interesting. The guy asked what Jace did, and Jace goes like, I'm in podcast marketing, and I just grinned and walked away. Because I didn't want to have a conversation. Yeah, get into anything.

And even then, this guy sucks so much. He's like, what I, me and me lads have been thinking of starting ye old podcasts. And I swear to God, I hate doing this. I don't actually hate doing this. I hate everybody. That was a lie to seem like a better guy while I'm wearing sunglasses to record because I'm hung over. He was like, me and me lads have been thinking of starting a year.

podcast and I go, yeah. Yeah. You gave him a yeah. I go, yeah. Not even a yeah, man. I go, anyway, she's almost done pouring this. I'm going to run away from you now. The minute this is done being poured. Naming beers after a inside joke in Napoleon Dynamite. Yeah. Don't touch my tots logger.

Vote for Pedro. Yeah. Vote for Pedro pale ale. This is where they go. They still go places. Yeah, I didn't really like even. You can just go places. You can just do things.

Yeah, you think I'll just put a little. burrito in my sadness old tonight yeah one of those guys yeah but how is we it's like we kind of miss them and we don't see them

that often anymore because a lot of those guys I do miss them and sometimes I put on like Pete Holmes's podcast or whatever just to remember the old smell of ass sucking like it's it's all

it was such a it was a what we thought was a harmless period of time and then we go on to find out you know they're like these are like demons oh yeah they're like the worst Nazi soldiers

during the Holocaust They're living in Babylon. Yeah. These people that were later became known as the butcher of Silver Lake. Reggie Watts is like, it's crazy. Yeah. He's, I mean, who knows how many people he's affected? Oh, the bodies, yeah.

He might be the Los Felis Hatcher for all we know. He has like her, he has like an STD and he like fucked a woman raw from behind. And she didn't think it was. Really? Yeah, she thought he had a condom on, which I think is like a type of rape or something. It's a type. It's like annoying. It's like, hey.

Yeah. That was a fucking... It's like rough. Yeah, it's like an annoying rape. That's what they call it. They call it annoying. That's what they do. Not like those non-annoying.

No, the other rapes are... Hey, the other rapes are like, damn. Drats. Fuck. It's not a categorize as fuck. It's like, damn. So he gave her like gonorrhea or something like that? Oh, I don't know.

I don't know if she actually caught it or whatever, but he wasn't. open about his STD with the articles it's law it's it's crazy he's just he's out of he's just at parties constantly yeah going in and out of British accents and doing all the drugs on the face of the earth which is the easiest accent everybody can do yes every American could go into some form of a British accent today might yeah right be right there yeah you kind of got it yeah whatever everyone does it's the hack it's really hacky it's really hacky it's incredibly hacky to ever be do British

guy it's Monocle top It stinks. It fucking stinks. It fucking stinks. It sucks. Sucks ass. And he fucking stinks. I hope he loses everything.

Yeah. Do a Chinese accent like a real American. That means that. Hey, how come you didn't do that? Huh? How come you didn't do that? How come you weren't going like?

Ah, me so Chinese. Oh, why? Why? Because the fucking white people that are already, they're being racist by even liking you. Because they've mentally put you in a black people's zoo. Yeah, exactly. You're a human zoo that's updated.

Watch, hey, let's see how a DC Youngfly does at the nerd melt. D.C. Youngfly, if they put D.C. Youngfly at Nerd Melt, he would get lynched accident. They would accidentally do a real hate crime. Yeah. And they wouldn't realize it. Yeah, Garfunkel and Oates would kill him out back. They'd hang him with their ukulele string. Yeah, they drag him from their penny farthing bicycle.

I don't even, I don't even know, they might be fine. I don't even know what they did. They were famous for people thinking Louis jacked off. That is what you didn't. And they were like, well, that's a credit. They probably have that as a credit. And they didn't know. People thought Louis Jackson said, and your next act, people thought Louis jacked off in front of them.

But it wasn't them. It was other- Ladies and gentlemen, Carlos. Hi, guys, here's a song about sometimes how you can't find your keys. Where, oh, where did my little keys go? Oh, where did they go? We like, hey, all right. They're harmless.

They're harmless. I really don't know what they do. But they're Reggie Watts adjacent, I guess. It's fine. It's fine. I'm sure Reggie Watts has tried to catch him with a big butterfly net before. He's put on a big pith helmet and catching anemic white women around Silver Lake with a big net. Reggie Watts hiding in a sewer with his afro squeezing out of the slit.

Like it? Yeah, like it. What are the things you see and that when you take that one drug, the elves of the... Oh, machine elves? Yeah, the machine... He gets the machine elves hooked on drugs and they kill themselves. He sucks so much ass, even. The machine elves are killing themselves.

You're reading the Rolling Stone article in the machine. One of the machine elves was like, yeah, so I was, you know, and then all of a sudden... He stuck it in, he didn't have a condom on. All of a sudden I wake up and Reggie Watts is behind me with no condom on. And I didn't even know I could get fucked like that. I thought I was an interdimensional being. There's another machine else smoking a cigarette.

Like, it's the beginning of a Netflix talk. And he's like, he wouldn't stop doing the fucking. British thing. He kept beatboxing. It really was a dark period of my life. With the voice disguise, but it's still the outline of a machine elf with the shadow. He's like, yeah, so we all knew that like,

if you went and saw him, you get raped. Yeah. It was some fucked up shit. Hatching cigarette. I like this cancellation. I don't like cancellations, usually. Well, if the body of work is bad, it's fine. Then we go. That it's fine. Man, this all must be true.

If I like it. But also, it's more of a, it's one of those things where it's like a personality based it's one of those intangible things where like everyone could have just going on knowing that Reggie Watts does that he's just completely um

he's he doesn't he just looks like he just you know he just cuts you out he just doesn't care yeah that he got people like really fucked up and then he just moves right on that's one of those things that like most people just get away with but if there is if you break that down everyone goes yeah you're a shitty guy though

did you say he left her shitting they went to like they went to like Amazon it came back and she was shitting from like he made her like a eat a toad with like poison in it yeah in the in like the South America I think they smoked that yeah they or they they they they they they they they they they they they they they was incredibly fucked up for a while I think it's called like boola or boofa Bufa or something like that yeah and she had like a personality wipe essentially yeah like it like it actually melted her consciousness it affected her for weeks and weeks beyond what it's supposed She was fucked up and he was pissed that they had to fly back home and her friends were like begging Reggie Watts. They're like please like she's fucked up like you need to get her home.

He tried to get put her on a plane by herself like she was a kid. Yep. She was a kid of divorce in the 70s. He tried to just like be like hurry, just get out of here. Yeah. So he could walk into a village on his own and disassociate like he's in you know. And slaughter a village woman like he's in Saigon.

Yeah. Slaughter a village woman like he's the predator. Just like collect a skull from a fucking Peruvian woman and jungle turn in turn invisible and then rip her spine out just fucking fucking sucking poison out of a bullfrog yeah and like walking into a fucking hut yeah naked going hello walking into a nut hello me ladies hello me ladies it's time to perish and then he grabs a woman and then rips her down the middle and a half from a tree yeah just jumping out of a tree landing on somebody

and then like slicing their head off like Carl Weather's arm with the and just like falling to the ground. But it's Reggie Watts fat loser ass. He's fucking sex. He fucking sex ass. I hate he tucks in his shirt to his stupid, ugly jeans. Yeah. Kill yourself.

James Gordon does kick ass, though. James Corrin is great. If anybody says anything bad about James Corrin, I'll kill you. James Cornyn, but we're the weirdest. We're the weirdest people on Earth. We do a vicious... We do a vicious hour. Then we go, and don't let that be the indictment of James Corrine.

Yeah, yeah. Nothing we said. today. No, but so apparently he, the friends were finally like, you need to fly back with her. Like, she's not okay. They got to the airport in LAX. And she's like crawling. She's crawling.

She's crawling. And she's fully. She's a spider. She fully shit her pants and had like shit running down her pants. Her friends are like picking her up and getting her into their car. Reggie Watts just like hops in an Uber black. Does not say bye. He just disappears.

He just needed to because he's, he just, I think he said he just needed to go sleep. He needed to catch up on sleep. He goes, I don't do it. consent. Yeah. And he got a new That's actually the day he filmed the eulogy. He just knew. He tries to get in front of his work. Yeah, he had it in the can. Like when Newsagers take a vacation.

So they have to record big story. He pre-recorded eulogies. Jesus. I mean, I feel horrible. She kept disassociating so much and he encouraged her to continue disassociating on disassociating on disassociated anesthetics. And she almost died multiple times where like her heart was essentially stopping and then he would just give her like a bump of cocaine.

Yeah. So they were, she was like literally like walking, you know, like, you know, flirting with death because of him all right. And it was also, and a lot of people got on Twitter and they're like, oh, shake my damn head. Everybody blame a black person when a white woman does drugs consensually. Are those real people though, like you said? No, no, no, that's Massad.

That's Massad hired by Reggie Watts. Everything, literally everything is Mossad. Hired by somebody who raised. The Israeli Internet Defense Forces. Exactly. They have some division. Exactly. They're typing on keyboards made out of children, like Edgyne.

Like fucking some Kronenberg, like existence level technology made out of Palestinian children. Yeah, where your thigh is a mouse. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. But your foot's a computer. The new David Kronenberg movie about a evil femur. But she would be like, I can't, like, I think I'm losing my mind. and he would be like, if you stop doing ketamine with me, like, I will leave you, like, right now.

And she was already dependent on him because she's so fucked up. And her personality's, like, melted down. It's, like, clearly a set a precedent of, like, not giving a shit if you're just dissolving a person's humanity. I think that was his goal, though, obviously, to control a manipulator. Yeah, some real, like, MK Ultra type shit, honestly, type shit. He was monarch programming her so he could turn her into a blowjob machine. Yeah, that does drugs with him because he's a lonely, fat, gay loser. who sucks ass in his very eyes.

He was trying to make a female Roomba. You're right. No, he 100% was. And then when he was like, oh, you can't hang, discarded her. And she's, like, still in love with him and thinks that's the best thing. You know, he also loved bombed her at the beginning. You know, you fly out. It's like private jet, whatever.

You're the one. First class. Everything. You're like, oh, my God. You know, everything's changed for me. I'm really in love with this guy. I think he's super talented. He does a great British accent.

Yeah, but couldn't keep up with his, you know, drug use. And then she feels like she, like, she feels like she, uh, that was the, the best time of her life. And she'll, and she ruined it. And she'll ever get it back and decided to, yeah. Yeah. And then she killed herself in another country. But the German guy in Peru, found a guy on a, on a forum. And they both went to Peru and had like a week and killed themselves on an Airbnb or whatever.

Together they killed themselves. I think so. Wow. A German? A German guy. And, and he had, there's an, there's an interesting part of the article. I don't really know, you know, I'm just hypothesizing, but he, they, he had her, like, iCloud account

and, like, used it to figure out that she was in Peru, like, trying to help out, because everyone was, like, looking for it, and had no clue where she was. And I'm like, he might have known, like, that she was already there. And he was encouraging it, maybe. And, like, maybe knew she went and killed herself

and knew for a week until it became public. So in this video, does he need to describe her suicide is so elegant. Elegant. It's such an elegant. Elegant, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Can I say one other thing? One other thing. She wiped her mouth. Yeah. She doesn't, she... With great bedside manner. She did hang the news. She doesn't smack when she choose bullets.

Elegant death. Beautiful. He's a monster. Lovely. An actual monster. Lovely. She looked amazing in her gown. She's a teddy bear.

Right. He's a, as everybody says, he's a big, warm teddy bear. He's a lovely teddy bear. By that, I mean, he's a little teddy bear. actual bear who like ripped somebody's face to pieces and ate them he also and this is the last thing he also when she did

kill herself the friends reached out like hey we're trying to like get enough money to like get her body back to the United States to bury her and he didn't donate to the phone he was like I'm not he's like I'm good no thank you he's acting like his his shit wasn't doing anything either don't give a shit I think I actually think

he might yeah he might not be doing as well as we think but who knows financially you mean hopefully he's not possibly yeah I mean usually drug addicts just run through their money because she also pumped a ton of her own money into like helping him she became like his manager basically or whatever pumped a lot of her own money into like

shows that he had that never went anywhere I'm sure he did a lot of corporate gigs for startups of Nepo babies like Bill Gates daughter I'm sure hired him for like a kickoff for her like baby food microchip company yeah for a company called like B-Bop or burpoh and you it's like come on it's free

drinks three to six Reggie Watts will be there beatboxing by the shuffle board Reggie Watts will be there trying to find his next victim from the stage. And if, listen, if you... Beepin, boop and beep in boop and boop. If you work at Fleurbo, we just highly encourage you to go to the consensual happy hour featuring Reggie Watts. This is Fleurbo, the Missile Defense Company for Gen Z. It was kind of the era when people thought mimes were funny, kind of.

Yeah. You know what it was? A little bit, like a French artist cap was kind of funny. I know you, man. I know what you mean. Yeah. Like the idea of like France was funny for some reason. You're right then because this era, when it died, the last yop of this East Side LA comedy era was people being like, I decided I'm going to clowning school.

And you'd be at a party and you'd run into somebody you've hated it. You hated for nine years and their career is floundering and they should absolutely stop everything they're doing. And you go, how have you been? And they go, good. I've actually started going to clowning school. Yes, the clowning thing And they had like this dream of like In my head I'm like

Well you've never been funny You never said one thing funny ever So I think you think you actually need to go to a school To where like rodeo clowns teach you to get hit by a ball It's people that go to school To learn how to grab an imaginary rope Yeah I think they went

Like it's wildly Devin you know what we never even considered I think they watched baskets With Zach Off and Ackis And saw the pilot and go I should do that Interesting I should be the fucking moron in this TV show Yeah yeah yeah people

A lot of people did see Zach Alphenac because they go, I have a beard. That's kind of. That was kind of the... Dude, I have a T-shirt. I have a beard and I have a shirt with a squirrel on it that says, Protect Your Nuts.

I guess I'm Zach Gallup. No, he's talented. He's in extraordinary... He's talented. He's talented. You like IPAs and should kill yourself. It's so good. I hated the...

I almost... have like PTSD thinking of the amount of beards I stared into at these places. I've just unkempt ugly with little red hairs in it going down the neck and you're trying not to look at it.

It's like they have a goiter for a stomach. You're like what? Just one size bigger. Come on. Yeah. I don't know what it is with the bearded white idiot that doesn't know about heavy duty shirts. What is that? Just get the thick big shirt. You fucking moron.

Get the car heart. You gotta do it. We all gotta do it. We're wearing a tight Goodfellow's shirt from Target. Wearing a medium goodfellow's shirt. A fucking medium. And you look like you ate a hula hoop. You fucking moron.

Literally like the rattlesnakes swallowed a football type of belly. Yeah. It's crazy. You can see them digesting. You can see shit moving in there. And it was either that or it was they were wearing the button down from when they opened for Kyle Canaan in 2013. before they moved from their town they could dominate

because it all sucked ass they were the king of the Aurora Colorado comedy scene and they thought L.A. would fucking suck their dick and make them come. And then they moved and they're like oh fuck I just get drunk at barbecues

and then I go to an open mic and palm while a fucking hot 23 year old I tried to send a picture of my dick to stares at me. Fuck. Anyway, I'm going to complain to J. Spinn and Devon because I think that we're the same

person. It's like, no, sir, we hate you. You stink. Should have never left the hack factory that you came out of. You were the manager of the hack factory. And you should have stayed there. You were union. I love how dark it is, though, because like,

every comic book store that you performed in of guys doing jokes about space invaders and shit. Meanwhile, on the back, like, guys that look like Reggie Watts are doing Bohemian Grove, like, level shit. They're doing like... They're Jim Jones. Yeah, Reggie Watts has a human skull on top of his hat. And like a big candle he's waving around.

A fucking, uh, Guantanamo Bay. Like, Reggie just has a guy with a tarp. Like a lady with a tarp on her. Getting electrician. Hooked up to electricity. Yeah. Getting shocked. And a human beard is in the next room going like, a taco is kind of like a sandwich for sad people.

And then just bz, pz, p's. Shaking. skeleton showing yep all at a book store show in Highland Park exactly a guy named Carl Burr

is on stage you ever read a book about vampires while you're eating a fucking cassidia that shit's good that's their joke

that shit's good they make like a Poe Balant Tine reference or something some sort of obscure author who is technically good, but not that successful or something, you know. They're really good at that, actually.

They're really good at picking their spots. I kind of got to give it up for them a little bit. Some of them are very shrewd. I'm kind of like the last samurai of drinking beer in my apartment. There you go. There you go. Yeah. And they go to Tom Cruise movie. They go, no, the book that was critically acclaimed years after its release.

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It's just, it was a bunch of, it's fat. It's people that ride bicycles every day but are still fat as shit. They eat the bicycles. It's the weirdest place I ever been. Every guy is, it looks like a woodsman with a giant beer gut, but they, and they have a bicycle next to them like, it's their horse. That's bent. Yeah, a bent bicycle and they're drinking like 12 ABV beer.

It's like 700 calories of beer. The whole play smells like farts because people can't stop eating Brussels sprouts because that's the, you know, that's like the healthy app. They're being healthy. They're having 18 IPAs. I'm having Brussels sprouts smothered in bacon and maple syrup. I'm being healthy. That's why I look like the car salesman from Friday night lights when I'm 28. I'm vegan.

These guys are, by the way, they're always drinking an IPA with like the grim reaper on it for some reason. I'm like, Jesus Christ, it's dark. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The little bastards ale. This is the motherfucker stout. Yeah, which is just, it's also, so adjacent from that, I don't know if you've been to a gas station lately, there's like the El Hefe Energy Drink.

El Hefe, I hate any time a white, a white business has Hefe. Hefei. Hefei. What is El Hefe, Devin? I think it means the boss. No, I haven't seen this energy drink. And it has like a skull on it. Oh, yeah.

It's like the whole liquid deck. death thing that people just they fucking they can't get enough anytime i see a voodoo ranger i always get a little voodoo ranger is like a skeleton with an f1 mask a lot of people who suck i swear by it though yeah it does take good i imagine everyone listening to the show has a voodoo ranger on their their backbook they got from their sister who died while they're driving down their country road at 90 miles an hour guys you only can inherit a computer if a family member dies yeah because they've never bought one there And if they themselves die, the family burns the computer.

They're like, nobody, nobody go near that shit. Do not fucking touch that shit. They buried in the back area like the cat died. Yeah, like pet cemetery. They go, we just hope it doesn't come back. It grows an evil tree of, of CSAM. Yeah, yeah, a CP tree. But there's always a tree.

It's a tree, it has this growing. You're like, is that tree shaped like a little boy? Am I crazy? Yeah. Vooderanger, yeah, it's like Colt 45 for guys that look like Zach Alfanakis. No, you think you're John Wick because you like to drink and drive. There's no real correlation there. The John Wick of drunk driving?

That's a movie, actually. I'm going to write that. Oh, that would be good. A guy who gets revenge on everybody by drinking and driving a lot. He was really good at it. Yeah, and somebody could think. I was joking with Connor last night because I was so drunk. I kept just being like, I'm going to get by.

I was joking with Connor. I put on the drive jack. to go drunk driving. Oh, yeah. I'm the star of the movie Drunk Drive. And I put on a 3xel drive jacket.

It's called a drunk drive, but the song's playing at the beginning. And he's totally, he's not getting away. No. He pulls into the parking lot just crashes into a bunch of cars.

Well, it's directed by an Indian guy, right? So it makes it. Drive? It should be an 18-moist. No, no, no. Nicholas winding. Raffin?

He's like a Norwegian guy. Oh, my bad. I thought it was directed by Indian. No. Why did you think that? I don't know. why I thought that. I always thought of some Indian guy. You just think any movie about driving is an Indian guy?

Yeah. Because of truck driving. They just love it. Yeah, wait. I don't know if there's any Indian directors that are in America besides Shaman. Shaman. That's it.

There was like a big Indian movie called RRR that came out. That was a Bollywood movie, though. I literally almost said Angley. He's in fucking Taiwanese. Like Angley is Indian. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, what I think he was Indian? I thought he was like a British Indian guy.

No. Who did Nightcrawler? That's, uh... Well, Brissot Med's in that. Who might be who you're thinking about? Oh, you're thinking of Brissot Madd. I don't know who directed Nightcrawler, actually. Was you weird?

It's a really good movie. He did direct that. I don't know. I don't know. Is it not Nicholas Winding Refing? Because he's good at like... No, no, no. He didn't...

He didn't drive and then nothing else that was good. Yeah, he kind of just makes movies that are like music videos. Yeah. He's got music video disease. He made like only God forgives. Which I... Yeah. Yeah.

Was just an Asian man walking slowly with a knife. Who's Dan Gilroy? Dan Gilroy. What else is he made? So he did the screenplay and directed Nightcrawler. Is that Tony Gilroy's brother? I think so. I think so.

That's why I was asking. Who has a new movie coming out with Pedro Pascal, which is annoying that he's in it, but hopefully he dies in it. Yeah, his brother's Tony Gilroy. I feel like Ari Astor cast Pedro Pascal to be killed in Eddington because he knew kind of everyone once like he's tired of him they would enjoy it yeah yeah he's smart like that he's smart like he's got his finger on the pulse oh yeah old aryaster

ary asther and i call him that's right he's trying to divide us we actually haven't watched this video at all it doesn't matter i kind of wanted to see him you want to close out the episode watching him talking about it it's a crazy video I love that his hair and stuff is so ironic he looks Sikh He does, yeah

He looks like he should be washing his ass out In a truck stop bathroom Turning a sink into a bidet He looks like he Yeah, he looks like he serves you He gives you a fruity drink On the side of the road that's covered in bees and flies That gives you diarrhea

He gives you a fruity drink that he stuck his finger in And it gives you diarrhea you. He looks so evil. He looks like you have to get travel shots to hang out with him. Yeah, he looks like he has like a cat penis. Like it's got a stinger on the end of it. That like hooks.

I just, can I say too as a, like, if I was a woman and I had a pussy, I just don't get it. Me neither. Yeah. Why you let this guy fuck you? That's a night. His body also, I mean, I'm not saying, you know, I have a great body, but I'm saying, you know, this is insane. He looks like a waterbed with legs Sure

Filled with pee Well women are stupid Hot pee Yeah They just literally like women Just like that he's on a stage talking And people are looking at him Any like anybody

We'll be able to get pussy He looks fucking ugly He looks fucking ugly as shit He's whatever He's just more gross as a person Than anything He looks fucking ugly as shit He looks gross

He looks like a homeless Like he's some Euro Homeless guy Who's like train hopper He's like a European homeless guy. He does have a gypsy black thing going on a little bit. Bit of a gypsy look to him that I don't care for. He looks like somebody that like people in Ireland are really angry at for like stabbing a girl.

He kind of does. You know? Yeah, he does it a little bit. Yeah, he looks like somebody that like in the UK, people are really pissed at because the government just keeps giving him free rent so he could like rape. Yeah. They give him a free apartment and he just throws acid out of it all day. All he does is throw acid on white babies.

From the roof? From the roof. Yeah. And the government shows up and just high-fives him every once in a while. And they go, keep it up. Keep it up. And they go, if anybody tweets about him, you're going to fucking jail. No, you dare fucking tweet about him.

His beautiful brown hate-crimeing skin. Don't you fucking dare? Fuck on. Fuck. Jesus Christ. Fuck our home country. And the people who live here. Fuck whites.

Fuck, why. I fucking hate us. I hope our country burns to the fucking ground. Keep up the acid attacks. Good day. Good day. Now we're doing the bird of shack. Yeah, anyway, it doesn't matter.

Here's Reggie Watts talking about how much he loves that she killed herself and everything. all sorts of places and it's incredible to feel that love and does he say you talk to her a ghost I've done some gigs recently and some people ask me you know why are you doing

gigs still but really it just feels good to do the gigs because I carry Catherine's energy with me in a big omulet I talk about her a little bit on stage and it feels really good. He probably did, Jay's.

He probably did a ritual. No, no, he's like, I have a little glass tube that I keep her soul in. And sometimes when I board, I shake it and hear her scream. I've trapped her consciousness in the thing from Black Mirror. He shakes it all day. In a cube.

You know that Cube from Black Mirror where I can make her live 3,000 years in a second? I put her brain in that. And I carried around with me and every once in a while, I peer it and to make sure she's screaming and shitting herself. He trapped her in a Harlan Ellis the short story. Or a computer is torching her and ripping her heart and putting her back together.

I tell people she has no mouth anymore. So she can't scream. I told her I don't do letting her out. I don't do letting her out because it gives me power. I don't do giving you food or water. People have been asking me why I've been doing gigs. And the answer is I'm a heartless devil piece of shit. I would respect it if that's what he said.

Be like, because it's, I don't care. He's like, I'm, because I'm the devil from the Old Testament. I'm here to consume and destroy. I'd be like, oh, okay, all right, good for you. Nice, man. Kick an ass out there. Speaking of catfish, he looks like a catfish a little bit. He's got a catfish thing going on.

He would get ostracized by the catfish community. Be like, get this gross fuck out of here. Is you wearing a geese shirt, by the way? No. No, it says neon genesis. Evangeline or whatever. He's like a drug evangelist, basically. Yeah.

That's the anime that all the people, the nerds like, say it's good. Oh, got it. It's like the Christian robot anime or whatever. They're fighting angels or some shit. I don't know. Just another reason not to make you can't watch anime. I don't know what it is, so it's gay and sucks. Whatever.

So you all know. This is an earring that Catherine got me. It's based on... It's one of her teeth. I guess mycelium spores. It was when she came to visit me in Berlin the very first time. He lived in Berlin. willingly. A very dark

city to live in Berlin. That's an American. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's the angel of death. He's probably going to those weird clubs named like Unkirk and it's like you wear all metal and like slaughter a cow on a dance floor like type shit. Like they just do black mass and take Molly.

Like this is good. They did their babies in a furnace and take acid. Yeah, they all fuck flesh. And you go, what flesh? And they go, we don't know. It's just a giant thing of flesh that we fuck. Just just pray to the upside down cross, fag. No, this is good because we're German. And by the way, do not tweet about immigrants.

Just drink the pee, fag. Drink the piss. Drink the piss, kill the babies. Just do the pee pee pee game, retard. Drink the piss. Don't tweet. Don't you dare fucking tweet. Yeah, we're not woke.

We say retard in the Black Bass Nightclub in Berlin. But we don't tweet about it. We do not tweet about it. The most dangerous thing you could ever do is not sever your own soul by fucking flesh in a dungeon. It's tweeting. Yeah. The worst thing you could ever do is have some fun with tweets.

Now lick the brain, retard. Yeah, lick the brain and dig the hammer into the flesh. At an uncouric. Where a 6-9 man who weighs 90 pounds and has swords for arms. It's going to kill you. If I had to find black mass stuff still going on, I'd probably go to Germany. A hundred percent. Yeah, I'd go to Berlin.

Go to Berlin, Germany. That's where you would go. To find the inverted version of mass where they do crazy, Foss up shit. Like Hellraiser people in real life. Guys have like, guys have like pierced their dick and like tied it to their nipples.

Reggie Watts is in front of a black cross. Yeah. Boxing and doing the British Shacks. Yeah. He's still doing jokes about like, if you love the devil, put your hands up. If you worship Satan,

put your hands up. All right. Do we have to watch this? No. Whatever. I want a little more. I'm sorry. I'm a little selfish.

It is kind of amazing. He says he loves himself. It's also. I'm sorry for that. So she gave me. Seems like you stole him. Always going to be, well, she's always going to be with me. And I've gotten some great messages from people who have psychic connections to,

telling me that Catherine told them to tell me that she's all right. He gave him on his own why halfway through. That she's okay. Schizophrenic people messaged him and said that she told them she's okay. I love you could see him like literally like almost give up on his own line stop recording for a second. He's like, they message me and they told me that it's fine, I guess. Something. Jesus, he sucks my ass.

That's received. It's a comfort. And yeah, it's really beautiful. Yeah. And as for myself, I'm processing, you know, with myself and with other people. But the good thing is I really love myself so much. I have a really great relationship with myself. That's the good news.

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