lemonparty - 203: I Have To Ruin Your Big Day, Honey

Episode Date: September 1, 2026

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Did you see Jack Black thought Benny Safty was retarded? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, where he says he's like the greatest actor. Yeah, he's like, he's like, when I first saw you, I was like, that has, he has to be that guy. Yeah. He must be retarded. Yeah.

And somebody broke it down, like he, the first four movies he was in, he was a historical character. Benny Safty does have a very strange, like, uncanny valley face, right? I can't get a hold of him. He's like, if I drew a Jew from memory. His eyes look like they change colors throughout the day. He's kind of like part squid or chameleon. He's like a tropical Jew. I think Jack Blake says he's a Jewish squid.

Yeah, he's like the insect that turns into a twig and stuff. He's a nautilus. He can swim in any direction. He goes, I have to give it up from my man back here saying it like he's dapping up and make a wish kid. Yeah. Because he might still think he's retarded. Absolutely one of my favorite. I'm going to said this to your face before Benning.

I think it's the Super Mario movie. Yeah, they were Donald Glover. Everyone of these guys was in the movie? Donald Glover was the voice of Yoshi in the Super Mario Brothers movie. Benny Safi's in it too? Yeah, he plays Toad, I believe. Yeah, and I think Woke was really mad that a black guy played the little lizard that lays eggs. Yeah, they said not.

Not my Yoshi. Yoshi is a male lizard who gets pregnant with eggs. He is not black, it is not woke. It's so funny to be like, Yoshi's clearly white. Yeah, they made Yoshi trans. I always forget that they even make actors go, like, do like a press tour for those movies. Oh, yeah. This is the selling, this is the part of selling your soul where you go to hell.

That's where he's wearing the frame shirt. Have any of them even met throughout the making of the movie? No. They just go in and do a voice and then leave. That's the thing. So Jack Black didn't actually get to work with Benny Safty. So he thought, because he saw a good time that Benny Safty was a... Right.

I don't got that. I don't got that. For the first time I saw you on screen, I was like, who is that guy? That guy is real? Wait, is that guy acting, or is that guy just a guy that exists? Oh, man. So then they clock in. Ben, he's like, oh, man, you think I'm like retarded?

Yeah. He's saying guy who exists for retarded guy who's retarded. After this, he plays two historical people. He's in the licorice pizza movie playing that mayor guy. If I put your pen and they hurt my hair. So then he's at Lickers Pizza and mayor or whatever. He plays an historical mayor

from the 70s. Jack Black couldn't have been referring to him. And then he's in Oppenheimer. Love this music. Playing the Russian guy. Yeah, he's the Russian guy from Oppenheimer and then he's in Odyssey.

Yeah. Yeah. No, he was like, I thought you were a retarded retard. Who was retarded? No, but he's still saying he goes, I don't even know. Yeah. Do you think like when he first met him

he tried to give him a piece of candy, just to see how quickly he would attack it. He tried to give him an open jolly rancher with no wrapper on it to see if he'd suck it out of his hand like a beer. I see Jack Black a lot lately. All the time. He's always around town. He takes like really long walks.

I know. Apparently he's just walking to restaurants because it ain't working. Yeah. But I see him everywhere. He's like the new P-22. John caught him out front of the vista the other day. I know. It took a picture with him.

Yeah. He always wears like big shirts of like a big wolf in space or something. He's always dressed like he's about to jack off to you manga. Yeah. He's about to walk into a manga store and jack off to Wally. I love Jack Black. I just don't, I don't, I can't seem to care about anything of late that he does. Yeah.

I mean, is he done anything other than. He's in, he's like a huge movie star, but he just, there are like movies that I don't even, I wouldn't even. It's funny. I go, has he done anything? And then you're like, he's done the five biggest movies of the, like, he's in, last five years. Also, Anaconda 2 was like an instant classic. It got it too had its good moments.

It was okay. It was fantastic. It was okay. It was fantastic. It was like excellent. Five stars. It was a tour to force. Yeah.

Five stars out of 13 stars. It was fine. Minecraft was also really good. I never saw it. Never saw it. Whatever. You only go see the Oscar dominated of horses. No, I see everything.

I saw a million movies this week. Would you see this week? Who knows, man. I don't even know their names. Devin, it's been so hot and so cold. I've been watching Dodger games on my phone in movies because it's so hot. I'm here for the 6 p.m. ear conditioning. I'm like, I don't know.

I heard this is Matthew McConaughey thing. I saw some movie with Matthew McConaughey and he's like a bee keeper. I don't even know what was happening. I literally don't know what was happening. He's running around with like a Native American, like adopted kid that he had for a little bit. And then they're like, saving bees and then making really shitty music and trailers. Isn't it called like the legend of Abizaic King or something like that? Yeah.

Yeah. Isn't Kurt Russell like Calvin Candy in it for no reason? I don't know if I might have left. I think I left in the middle. I don't know if Kurt Russell even if I got to him. Yeah. But it was I saw that. I saw fucking.

I saw La La La Land again. I hadn't seen it. They hated it when it first came out. And honestly, when there's nothing in theaters and it's a really hot day, it was fine. It was a good. But you were watching Dodger games on your phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watch Dodger games on my phone, and then I go to B-dubs right after, which is right next to the theater,

and I watch the rest of the Dodger game, and I order a Diet Coke, and they don't charge you for the Diet Coke, and they go, it's fine, just get out of here when I ask the pay. They hate me for ordering Diet Coke. They go, it's fine, and you go, I will not be tipping because it's free. And then. 20% of zero is zero. And I've eaten at Pinkberry, like, four times this week. Obsessed with the Pinkberry original tart flavor.

Never had it before. Let the people know what Pinkberry is. It's a frozen york. yogurt place. I thought, but it's like the blockbuster of frozen yogurt places. I can't believe it's still around. It's made out of old videotapes. I had no idea about this original tart flavor. It's unbelievable. I haven't been there. I haven't, I only go to places if they have like a parasite outbreak. Right. That's how I know it's good. Well, there was glass in the frozen yogurt. RFK, RFK Jr. walked in and hit it out of my hand.

RFK has been dropping nails into random food like Willy Wonka. Like your golden ticket is now you're bleeding in your screen. So then I went to the boiling crab next door, and RFK walked in and said, actually all these crabs, they have rabies. We figured out black people eat here, so we gave these crabs rabies. All food is bad now. I've never been in a boiling crab. Me either. Using my judgment, I'm assuming it's just black women with long nails.

It's a lot of... Eating bags of crawfish. It's a lot of people waiting like that, yeah, outside. Black women who are sure. Xenomores with BBLs. For sure. Am I correct? It's a lot.

Yeah, it's a lot of women. that I think they end up choking on their fake nails because they suck their fingers too hard. Like a beaver? Yeah. It grows into their head and kills them. Using their nails like chopsticks. They're choking on them.

But yeah, there's competing seafood boils in Burbank. Really? There's a boiling crab and then they're opening up another place called like the shrimp crawl. Right down the block. Right. It's interesting. It's like the east side.

in the south side of the city. Going to be gang wars over who makes the... Oh, there goes. Shitty's tasting crab bags. A big plastic bag of goo. For some reason, if I'm eating at a, like a crab boil place, seafood boil place, I need to be kind of near the water. I know it doesn't matter, but like I just, I've only ever been to a place like that

on like a boardwalk. You need to like be at least, like, if you pull out Google Maps, you will see the water somewhere on the map. Exactly. I can't be in Burbank. No, you can't be two hours from those. ridiculous yeah i call it the boiled crap that's what hell yeah who is it the boiling crab what is it the boiling crap the boiling crap the boiling crap

that's the indian version it's still it's still a hot bag but it's full shit i dip it the turdid butter yeah you take the turd i off the shrimp and eat it you take the two corned shrimp away the things that you see in corn cobs that they put on both ends you put that on the turd that's it the Indian one. Do they actually boil it in a bag? Because I've never understood why they eat out of a plastic bag. No, I think they boil it, and then they put it all in the plastic bag, and then they take the plastic bag to you, and then I think like, it's like kind of an exciting moment to watch the waiter pour it all on the, on the, on the, on the, I don't think they even pour it. No? I think they bring you the bag, and then you open the bag. You open the bag and you pour it on the mound.

A fat pig out of a bag, yeah. Yeah. I don't think there's any pouring going on. I mean, I love a good ziva, Beau. It's just interesting. I never even been. Just people eating giant red, potatoes like their apples in between. Yeah, it's horse food. Muscles. Yeah. Yeah. Just a little weird. Horse treat. Yeah. I'm a Joe's Crabshack man myself. Me too. I love Joe's Crabshack when I was a kid. Fucking loved that. I don't know. Are they still around? I don't think so. I think they all

closed down because there was too much like sexual harassment happening or something. But I loved going to Joe's. Of course. I loved the health, the health inspector came and decided that too many women were assaulted Yeah, too many hostesses were getting locked in in storage containers. They were given an R for rape. A big R in front of Jaws. They're like, damn it.

They're like, no, it's for rats. They would put an A-T-E-S next to it. To make it better. We're not going to spell it right. A-T-E-S. Well, they were saying, this is rates. Rates. We got rates.

That's how they spell Ratch in the feud industry. But I remember going to Joe's Crabshack as a kid We would go to the state basketball tournament And we get to go to exotic places like Joe's Crabshack And I remember there being a sexual energy there That I didn't understand It made me a little confused But excited me

Right A little bit. I know what you mean I know what you mean Like there was a lot of shirts that were like I got crabs at Joe's crabshack Yeah exactly exactly Yeah I know what you mean Yeah

A mermaid trapped in a net on the wall Mermaid type shit Yeah Yeah And I just like to that Me too. I liked the idea of that. I went to a place that I've been going to my whole life,

and I recently saw that they have a sea, but they have it hidden behind a beam. You want to add them? No, no, I love it. I don't want to. I'll bleep it. What is it? I want to know for a hundred.

Really? As a sea. How do you have a sea as a diner? I don't know. You know what? I'm just assuming it's because, like, the bathroom is like too close to the kit. There's like all sorts of little like certainties with those things.

Yeah, that's what I'm going to tell. I don't know. The food's always, like, good there, and they're good people. That means they got bugs and stuff. Yeah. See as a diner is tough. Like, if you told me, like, Chinese place, I'm like, yeah, they see is the best they can get. Why is it?

Why are we okay if a Chinese place has that? Because are we, do we think that they're rating the Chinese guy? See for Chinese. They're just like your Chinese, so. See for Chinese, yeah. Well, there's something about Chinese places when they do have a bad rating. And I'm like, well, of course, that makes sense. I mean, look at these people.

Yeah. Yes, it's because of my own racist. He spits a lot. Yeah, I'm like... He gave him an ass. Yeah, he slaps his back with wet fishes. Yeah, I don't know. I think there's like certain code, you know, you could like... There's like a, you know, if the kitchen isn't like up to a certain type of code.

You don't have the Ansel system installed for all the grills. Exactly. So they mark you down. So I'm just going to go with that. Sure. Because they make everything in-house. Does the health of food inspector only exist for like plot lines and really shitty TV shows where people are running a restaurant? Yeah, it exists for the bank.

It exists for the bank. And the health inspector is coming, and that's like the whole episode. Yeah, pretty much. They exist for bottle episodes. They actually wanted to end the health inspector, but they go, I mean, TV's going to die. Listen. Did you see, they won't have an episode four in any season? Did you see season three of the bear?

It was very bad. Even retarded people didn't like it. So we got to keep them around. Yeah, it's actually a good way to, yeah, I haven't thought of that. You're right. That is actually the only time I've ever seen a health inspector. or, you know. Yeah, those classic TV plot lines.

The one I was, when I was a kid, I thought bosses came over for dinner all the time. The big night where the boss is coming over for dinner. Yes, the 90s was all of that. Yes. And the shitty wife has to, like, be not shitty, but she's not good at it. And hijinks and she's a foid. Yeah, she's a foid. Very like, I Love Lucy-ish kind of, you know.

Yeah, I dream of Jeannie. Every episode, the boss was coming over. Also, why was I watching I Dream of Jeannie at eight years old? on Nick and Night. I was eight. You were dreaming of Jack? I was eight and I had the viewing equivalent of like an old World War II vet and a hum. I was watching I Dream of Jeannie, like the Cosby show.

The lady that would wiggle her nose and she would like disappear or something. Yeah, like a guy would stop like cornering her. Her gay husband would put her in a bottle until she fucked him. Was it like bedazzled or something? Bedazzled? The lady that would like wiggle her nose and it would, it would. would wink. Bewitched.

Bewitched. Yeah, yeah. Kind of very similar, but I dream of genie. She always dressed like a Persian woman. They always put her in really hoary get-up. Me and Jace were watching the three stooges in like 1995 on a little black and white TV. Yeah. And if one woman walked on screen, one of us would go to the bathroom.

Like a fat secretary in the factory that like, like Curley is working at. Oh, my God. But we don't even know why. Yeah. We just stare into the toilet. You don't know what to even do with your dick. You just know something's happening. Yeah.

We rub it against like window blinds and doors. And the woman. Slap it against towels. Yeah. And the woman looks just like your grandmother. But you're like somehow this is, I'm into this. I know exactly what woman he's talking about. It's the woman who comes in.

She goes, now you two boys get to work. Her name was like Phyllis Puk or something like that. And she was, she was an old. battle acts to quote to warb yeah and it was always like she hated

these three Jewish boys who were up to no good would you guys you guys were jacking off though right you didn't even know what to do I didn't know I did no idea what that was

no one even told me what semen was and the first time seaman came out of my penis I thought it was pee yeah I thought I broke my penis really thought it was pee

what happened were you just going to pee and it came out just because it had to because it was gonna kill you if not oh yeah he's 15 and he has it once

because he doesn't know about it body's just trying to relieve itself. Your body just pushes out a solid tube of com that's like dried. Right, like an old pipe and they're cleaning out. Exactly. Those old pipes where you see the old shit come and they have to

break pieces of it off. It looked like your balls like ate a bunch of fiber. It's got like pulp in it. Like old metamusal. No, truly like when you jacked off? It wasn't actually me jacking off

It was me rubbing against my bed as I'm going to sleep And I'm like, why does this feel good? And then all of a sudden I thought I was pissing the bed And I didn't even know what But you didn't get the- I think I was like literally like 14 or 15 years old You didn't get the tingly thing? You didn't go like, ooh.

You didn't come? Dude, it was so crazy that I was like What the fuck is how? Like I thought something was deeply, deeply wrong With like my penis and balls And it kind of felt like my penis was Like throwing up. Did it hurt the first?

first couple times. I think for like the first year, I just discovered it on my, I was just experimenting. Yeah. Like I was pouring like shit into like test tubes and beakers and I discovered it. And it hurt for like the first six months that I did it. I can't remember. But it felt good too.

Nothing would come out. Nothing came out and that freaked me out. Yeah. Because I knew my other friend, my Korean friend was busted nuts. It was blown ropes. There was like ropes. Do Koreans get come early? No, I don't know. I just, I don't know why I brought up that he was Korean. It sounds funny to say. It is.

It is. I was saying I was a hairless Korean boy. It's funny when you say that, and I'm just imagining your friend at 12. Yes. But if I'm imagining him Korean and going like, oh. Yeah, it's great. It's funny. And he never even did it that way.

He was a fucking American-ass guy. But yeah, he was a fucking bing-bong guy because it's funny. Yeah. Fucking squid games over here. He's like, his name's like Brandon. Yeah, Brandon Nguyen. Yeah, Brandon Nguyen who wears Ann 1 t-shirts. We go, fucking.

Jesus Christ. You're so fucking Asian. Fucking John Woo over here. No, but yeah, I remember the first year of coming. It was just nothing came out. And I remember having like identity crises over it. Like hearing about all the other kids jacking off at school and stuff. And I'd be like, I'd go home and I'd look at myself in the mirror and like fucking hit myself and shit.

Like what is going on with me? You were like an episode of Mad Men because you couldn't come. Yeah, kind of. I was having an existential crisis. I was like, is this me forever? Am I going to? I'm just fucked? You're smoking a cigarette

I don't get any That's what I'm saying He can't come while he's jagging off So he goes and smokes a cigarette And then fucks a whore in town And he doesn't know why But we as the audience know It's because of his internal issues

Devin's having oysters And like martinis He's 12 years old Yeah Devin tells a client His mom was a whore Who he stole Hershey bars from And he doesn't know It's because he dry jacks

But then come to think of it It's like it was a great period of time I should have been like fucking women At that time Can't get a brag that Can't do anything Did you see the... Blown dust up there.

Start going up dates at nine. I'm trying to flunk. With a little bowtie. I'm like, listen, I got like a year until the milky shit comes out. You're like a little Jack Nicholson at nine years old. Hey, babe.

Listen up. I'm blowing air down there. I bet you I both have a good time. No chance of kids. I'm nine. I rented a Savilla down at the Beverly Hills Hotel. How about you, me? I blow some dust up that pussy.

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What were you going to say about it? Well, there was this, I don't know, see if I can find it real quick. I don't know if I can, but it was that, did you see a Latino woman? Yes. Lucia from Granth of Thought of. She, like, who are you talking about? Lucia from Grand The Thought of Sex. She's hot.

She's hot and you can make her really fat in the game. She's the new character. Anyway. They just revealed you can make her really fat in the game. You can overreid. You can overre-a-sex. Yeah. You can make her really make her a torta and like, fuck her shit up.

Nice. I want to put her big ass on top of a low rider and make the hydraulics bounce it up and down on my fat-ass dick in the game. You can do that. As I'm firing two Uzi's into the air and just getting my shit bop down. Yeah. Hell yeah. You can do that. And it comes down too hard and it crushes my balls, but I like.

Yeah. That's how you lose the game. I mean, basically people are... Fatality. That's what people are going to buy the game. In 2026, people are going to buy the game to have sex with the Mexican main character and then kill black women on the beach. And it's going to...

We're going to have a year of peace. Yeah. Yeah. Because everyone really angry on Twitter and, like, really wants to kill Angel Reese. This is going to get it out on Grand The Auto 6. Oh, Camia is not going to leave the house for like two years. Oh, no. Yeah.

It's going to be a black holocaust. Yeah, Camilla's going to walk out like Howard Hughes at the end of the aviator covered in piss and like a big beard. I'll probably download GTA6 and just pretend I've tried the builder. Yeah. Yeah. I bet you they have something like that in the game. There is a say at meter, like the old where if you did bad things, the cops would be on to you. The inward meter goes up.

And then if you say it too much, you end up being argued about online. You end up being a distraction from the Iran war online. Can you be trans in the game? because that is important to me. I don't think. I would love to be a beautiful woman with huge tits and a giant. Or actually, small penis. I like to have big tits and a small dick.

I don't know. If I was trans. Sure. Same. Just to kind of even it out a little bit. It's kind of obnoxious to have like huge tits and a giant cock. Yeah, what are you a, what are you a buffet? Yeah, I don't like that shit.

Yeah. With all those fucks in Thailand do. It's too greedy. It's too much. Simply too much. It's just excessive. You can't have huge tits and a huge tits too. You can't have the best of like every fucking world.

You can't be Dian Sanders. Pick a sport. Exactly. Specialize in something. You don't get to do that. You don't get to carry the moon around on a lasso. It's like Jordan trying to play baseball and basketball. Yeah.

Well, you want that merry? Jumping back and forth. You're the Bo Jackson of dicks and pussies. Do you want that mirror? I'll give you huge tits and a big dick. You see that? You see that? Mm-hmm.

But no, people. No, I'm with you, Ben. People are excited that you can make the Latina really fat and then fuck the shit out of it. Is she hot shit? She's hot in the game. She's hot in the game. What's her name? Lucia.

Can you play as her and the other guy? It's basically like a Bonnie and Clyde thing. Yeah, they're a couple. They're a couple on the run. And I believe the other guy's white. I believe so. White kind of wiggery. Jason.

Jason. Lucia and Jason. Lucia and Jason. She looks like Sindaya. I think she's a little more Mexican. I think it's just the lighting in that one shot. This one right here? Yeah.

That makes her look good. She's not that dark in the game. Trust me, they would not make that mistake. The GTA fans would freak the fuck out. So what city is this? Miami. It seems like Miami. It seems like Miami.

So they're doing like a Cuban, like a Changa type of... It seems to be like Cuban, but also like a lot of like black, like, uh... Who's that guy who did like Poppapa Mali? I'm sweating. Devin? Danny Brown? No, no, no. Who's that guy?

fucking god damn at that rapper Endward inward So Changa isn't a slur for a Cuban woman I thought it was Changa It's Guisano or Chusma Or Ginatera Interesting It's a lot of like black

Like 2017 like vine behavior type of stuff Yeah Yeah which I was honestly shocked by That they were doing that Yeah I mean the game this big It looks pretty cool For the first trailer that came out

There was like like an enormously fat black woman twerking twerking on like stolen cop car and there's like gait there's like you know gator guys yeah yeah i was kind of right about changa it's a south florida slang term that describes a specific hyperfeminine urban subculture of young latina women frequently of cuban or puerto rica descent yeah so that's how you use changa yeah and it's a really good slur is it's one of those that's so good no it's just so good it's not even a slur is it a slur it's like torta kind of i think it's like torta yeah Yeah, but some people would consider

Torto slur. Sure. But they all say it too much now about themselves. It's okay. I see black streamers call white people burger. So we can call them a sandwich in Spanish. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's what you call them.

Everybody gets it. Mm-hmm. You go, you know what, Buster? I don't even call them tortes. I call them sandwiches. You know what, Buster? You're a sandwich. Sandwich.

Is this burger a thing that people are calling white people now? Yeah, they're like, look at this burger right here. I like that. That's actually pretty good. I like that. Unfortunately, it does have the ER at the end, so it's like the hard R for whites. Yeah. I'm sure it's really tearing us up.

And whites are down bad right now. I need a rat. Shit. I got called a burger. Anyway, back to my life. We all need to go a little bit easier on white people, I think. Well, sure. I've been, I've been way too mean to whites for a while now.

I think we need to all pull it back a little bit. And you see what happened from that. You guys are mean to us on Twitter? We'll fuck shit up. My official plea is please be nicer to us. Yeah. Whites. You started an organization called Whites.

And your slogan is, please be nicer to us. Please don't call us Berger. Please don't call us Berger. And let us still do whatever. Let us flirt with stuff lazily for jokes. But do not. Do not call us Berger. Yeah.

And you're wearing a shirt that says whites. Please be nice to us. Yeah. Please let us continue to dog whistle. And then when you call us out of all. on it. We say we're joking. We were joking. You don't get jokes because you're not fun, black guy who's mad at me. Call me a burger. Shut up. Fried fish sandwich. Burgers are great. You call me a burger. What's better than a burger? I think that is honor. Yeah. No, it's fine with me.

Call me burger all you want. Shut up. Swisher. So you get to do crazy shit to this Changa. I don't know if you get to do things to her. I think you play as her or Jason. Or as her boyfriend, who I believe you can fuck her. I guess you could fuck her, which is also, yeah, it's interesting. I wonder if you play as her, can you cheat on Jason and get fucked?

I'll hopefully. I'll be saying. I'll be doing that the whole time. I can't wait to get fucked. It's just 12 hours of you and just getting just fucking a rail. Just being a huge whore coming back home and getting in a fight. It's you, you immediately, you started the game and you immediately drive to the Miami Heat Arena. And just start getting just fucked.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can I fucking, can I wait for All-Star weekend as Lucia? Have a bunch of kids with lamello ball. Yeah, smoke geek bars with a lamello ball. Can you become a golf influencer? Are you going to get the game, actually? I know we've talked about it for years.

Yeah, I think I actually will buy a PS5 for those. Yeah. I'm thinking about it too. Is that the new one? Yeah. I think I'm going to buy it, not tell my wife, and just kill minorities while she's at work.

And then hide it like 10 minutes before she gets home. I think Star Island there, like you have Peter Thiel and then, you know, fairly close you have Palm Beach. Maybe you could unwrap an Epstein Easter egg there. I bet you they have some. I'm sure they have something like that. I mean, the game is like, I think the game is catered to, you know, uh, being, uh, as, um, cultural.

As culturally relevant as possible. Yeah. Yeah, especially these days. So they have a lot of, They have a lot of. They have a lot of shit to work with. They've been working on for 10 years, too. Last one came out in 2016, I believe. You can run a human trafficking ring in GT6, I'm sure.

Oh, 100%. Yeah. You could play as Luccia in, like, park cars for the human trafficking ring. Yeah. And work your way up to the mad. To then getting killed as a hooker. Yeah. To getting your head blown off to cover up an FBI investigation. Yeah. Just getting killed at sea on a yacht. But I'm excited. I'm excited for the narratives. It looks cool

I actually don't know why everybody's so excited about the game But I don't I'm not shitting on people being excited for I just didn't realize people like this game that much They just they've been waiting well like they it's just it's a I didn't know at this level They've been waiting 12 years for it is the thing It also was supposed to come out in like 2021 It's been continually pushed back like five years

So everybody I think has such blue balls They're just like ready to come It's like a Kanye thing It's like a Frank Ocean album Yeah exactly You've just been waiting for it for so long You're like, God, thank God, I can finally in October. I love GTA.

Red Dead's more fun. I got way more fun at playing GTA. Uh-huh. Putting a bomb in a pedophile's house. Sure. Dragging people buying a horse, walking into the saloon and killing the piano guy. Red Dead is, I like that, that, yeah, I like that setting more for sure. But, uh...

Old-timey guns are more fun. Dynamites more fun. It is, it is. But there's just, it's, you know, you kind of, you want, Listen, you want a machine gun sometimes And you want to mow everyone down. You don't want to kill a guy named C. Blue or something like that, some bullshit. Come on, Ben.

Also, I heard in the new GTA, finally, when you do crimes, it's not like the cops are immediately on your ass. You have to, like, see a guy calling the cops or whatever, and then you can go kill that guy. I like that. Okay. You played it as a kid, right? Loved it as a kid.

Go to strip clubs and stuff? Barely ever played. Yeah, the first time I ever, I think, got a boner was watching the car just go up and down. And I didn't even know. You can't see it. anything. I'm talking like GTA. You take the whore into the car and it just rocks. I remember there was one GTA.

I think it's set in like Seattle or something. Like it's set in like a Pacific Northwest. It's set in a major, I don't know, but it's like raining all the time. Liberty City or whatever. And you just drove this, I just drove this like Mercedes or where you put a bomb in this fat fuck's car and blow them up. And that ruled. And I just remember my

like parents and I remember like being at like parties with like we'd even put to the other room with all the other kids. And the only thing we shared was, you know, murder. civilians. And I remember this one kid showed me, like he went to a strip club and got like a hooker

and then we drove behind the strip club and then the car just started shaking and he's like, they had me sex. Yeah. And I was the closest I'd ever got to seeing anything like that. In a video game,

it blew my fucking mind. I remember my dad and his friend walk in and my friend and this, the guy that I don't even, not my friend, just his kid is like, it's just mowing people down. sidewalk with a gun and they just stood there and my dad's friend was like so that's what

they're that's you know can you believe that like they you know but they didn't stop us yeah you and your dad's friend who were just talking your dad and his friend who were talking about felini for like three hours yeah they walk right in and they're like just disgusted by the lowbrow they walk into you being like die huh human south park characters as their kids this is the lady i was talking about therapist arrested for obviously people say having sex with a 14 year old client client it's it's not consent because they're minors so we use the word right that's a real even though it's a real one i don't know if those i'm pretty sure this is a real tits

but we're going devon would black and yellow news on instagram lie to you it would whiz califahs news lie to us and that's the robert morrow the only picture of this one that's her that's her tits are normal but they gave her huge they gave her cute they gave a pedophile huge dits. What if I was okay with her now? I'm like, ah, that's disgusting. I thought she had huge dits. Who did she have sex with? So it's her 14-year-old student that she

raised. Apparently 15, they lied in the other one about the age, too. It was 15-year-old. Oh, I thought it was 14. And the other one, it did say 14, but they were lying about tities and age. So it was in 2024. Juvenile Hall. But it's juvie. It's juvie. Okay.

So explain what this is. She should go away, but the kid in Juvie's like, shit. I was about to... It's a kid in Juvie. Yeah, he was about to die anyway. No, but he's also like wanting... He's probably coming on hard. Oh, 100%.

Yeah. The kids who go to Juvie is what I'm saying. That's what I mean. It's a kid that went to Juvius. No, it's the modern American... It's the modern American Billy, the kid that she had sex with. He either was black or he fucked black. He fucked like he was black.

And it's this bitch's fault because they... Black people are the most fetishized. It's sick. It's sick. And it disgust me, actually. You're assuming the kid's black. Well, that first image you brought up there was a kid in a Nike tech hoodie in the background, a black kid and blurry, so I assumed it was him.

Yeah. But that's probably that's, I would. They also doctored her tits. So they probably doctored a fake black kid behind her tib. I'm not kidding. Am I wrong? There was a black kid in the background. Devin, I talked it immediately.

It was a black kid. I said this black. It was a little shysty. You could have described. You know the videos where a woman gets. is every type of Diet Coke, like through a carbure box. I could do this with black children and news stories. Yeah, I mean.

I'm like, that's a black teenager in juvenile hall. 100%. All I'm saying is it's a kid that probably as a 14-year-old in Juvie, maybe in his mind, he's like, I'm like, I'm 35. I'll be dead soon. Yeah. Well, gender and women studies psych major. That's what woke is.

By the way, how about at this point? If you study gender, you're a sexual creep. Who the, why do you give a shit about what's in everyone's pants, you freak? I'm with you. You're a horny fucking psycho. You studied that you're a bitch and I'm a dumbass. Yeah. It's weird.

Yeah. It's inherently sexual. You go with the gender studies? Well, that's what a lot of these bitches are doing now. They're filming themselves getting in fights with their boyfriends for TikTok. I saw that. She was wrong. Wait, this is a real thing?

I was on his side immediately. Immediately on his side. He's screaming. screaming his fucking head off. Well, Strike 1 is you recorded him in a bad moment and then posted it. Did you see her facial expressions? I can't look at her. Oh, I looked at it this morning.

We'll take in a dump. Can you pull this up? I was not even listening to anything. Maybe we're thinking of a different thing. Can you pull this up? Because I have not seen this. But some fight popped up on my Twitter today, and I was like, I was like, what are you filming this for? I would love to talk.

Yeah, there was this. Yeah, there was this. Maybe I'm wrong. I mean, it was really quick, but fuck her. It says, after telling my boyfriend, it fell like, he was. was being dismissive to me. She's clearly gaslighting him and then antagonizing him

and then continuing to escalate the conversation and acting like she's not doing anything. Okay. Being calm. You can't tell me how. So by the way, she just started filming in the middle. You've no idea how they even got to this point. It's always this.

It's always this. Just ask Johnny Depp. Yeah. And I think she hyper edits. She did nothing wrong. And we definitely didn't railroad a woman because we were excited about a new story. Oh, I feel.

No, that's what I'm observing. I've said that to you. That's what I'm observing from you. Okay. Do you understand the difference? Look at the grin on her face. I understand that you're raising your voice at me. Yeah, because you keep putting words in my fucking mouth.

Okay. And you're making a deal into nothing from nothing. From nothing. Jamie, that's what I said you were doing. The fuck are you talking about? I was on the couch studying for a fucking interview. Two interviews. I love the inner chud.

that this guy has. Oh, no, I know exactly who this guy is. I know exactly. This is the guy when I'm on the driving range. I see him and five of his best friends say, let's have a fucking day, boys. And then they pull out Zins that they've soaked in Vok and they shove them up their assholes.

This guy has been, yeah. This guy puts Zins in catfish's mouths. Yeah, no, this guy day raped a Patagonia best. I got to say default. I'm on his side. But of course, he's right. But I'm still, he's still right. I said I'm not doing...

Sorry, go on, Devin. You're in, you're by the... Fuck you if you record. No, exactly. Now everything, we don't even know who she's... Yes. And she looks bad even when she's filming herself. But now it's like, you're...

This is a performance. You're actually probably saying things. We don't know the context of this argument. She's probably saying things that are, that he's like, what the fuck are you talking about? To make him sound more crazy. He's not on camera. And she's just grinning.

And she immediately goes calm. And she's just... And she's just... She's calm now. She might have literally just said, like, you have a tiny dig, you're bad at fucking, and I hate you. Record. Well, she also knows she is being observed, and he does not know that. So she is now behaving differently, having an eye on her that he is unaware of.

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. She is putting a panopticon situation on him, and he doesn't even know about it. Terry Gilliams, Brazil. Very good. Exactly. Here we go. What the fuck are you doing?

What are you talking about? Okay. Honestly. Okay. Honestly, Taylor. I got it. I got it. Roger that.

Hit her. You're really pissing me off. That's very clear. I got to say he shouldn't be raising his voice. A Roger that during an argument would send me to the fucking man. This is not. Roger that. A Roger that might turn me into a monster.

You just don't have to insult me and fucking make fun of me and laugh and make sighs and do this all the body language like I'm fucking like an asshole to you. Okay. Like now. Jamie. She just did exactly. She actually did. Can I say he actually kind of completely called out what she's doing. She's laughing at you. You're making fun of me and you're doing this body motion like I'm a dumb ass. And she did it again. You should be nice to your boyfriend.

Mm-hmm. She did it again. Be nice to your Chud boyfriend. How dare you? By the way. You fucking Floyd. By the way, you're both worthless. Yep. Yep. They both suck ass. They both suck ass. You're dating someone who films your fights. Imagine. Can you imagine that? You're also retarded. Someone, I couldn't imagine, I mean, that even knows to do that, like, that writes this way? After telling my BF, it felt like he was being dismissed.

If you know, if I don't want to be with anybody that even knows how to make the contrast on the writing on the screen on TikTok or Instagram, like the hip writing. If you know what month it is and what type of font is like the one that goes, gets passed around, you got to break up with them. Yeah, already worth it. You can't be with anybody that's well aware of like, no, no, we're not doing that one anymore. We're doing this font when I make worthless ephemeral nonsense. This is a woman who thinks she's Nikki in obsession. Because her boyfriend sometimes raises his voice when she's being a huge cut. You know what?

Here's one thing I'll give her maybe some points on. The fan is off, and I feel like he turned it off right. He turned it off like 10 minutes before because he's like, I'm sitting the energy bills insane. Even the fan. He might be like a cycle that's like the fans drive. Like I can't. I just see the fucking the power. Oh yeah.

Just context for this. She is at his place right now. Right. This is his spot. I assume. I assume it looks pretty nice. I assume. No.

Listen. I can tell he, you shouldn't be raising his voice. I can tell he's a man who does not have the communicative abilities who's been put into a corner by a bitch. You got to raise your voice sometimes though. Like it's, this is what. This is fucking bullshit. It's bullshit. No, this is bullshit because, like, when you raise children, if they have emotions, you go, it's okay to cry.

It's okay to scream. It's okay to feel things, right? So when I'm laying into my wife, I remind her it's okay to, you know, be passionate about things, you know. I'm like, come on, just like you tell the kids. Let me throw a couple of vases against the wall. As you tell your son to punch his hole through drywall? No, as I'm missing my wife's head indentially and going through the drywall. Yeah.

And she flinches. I remind her it's okay to feel big feelings. Uh-huh. Sure. Sure. As you're ventilating the room. Yeah, yeah. As you kind of push, punch her into the corner, you go, the movie with the emotions.

What's the Pixar movie? That taught me that this is okay. Yeah, Inside Out taught me it was okay to make my wife flinch and be scared of me. There's a little guy in my brain. the life beating emotion and he's driving the ship right now. And that's okay. I love the idea of me trying to get violent with my wife or something and she kicks my ass.

Like really, I go at her and she like breaks my arm. Yeah, yeah, like surgery. She makes me say uncle. Yeah, surgically. Yeah. You know what? She has like eight moves on you and you're like, your arm snapped in half. She smashes my head into the nest thermometer thing and cracks it open. Cracks my head like an egg on a nest app.

It says you're paying for that. And you're paying for that. You're paying for that. You're paying for the new fucking nest thing that I made you get. And you're locked out of the Patreon. She's like, I just, I just shredded your ID and your birth certificate. Jason and I start recording with your wife. You're gone. Yeah. Ben's, Ben's taking the kids to pick berries while we're, we record a Patreon with his wife. We all move. We all high tail it out of town. Scotty Pippen becomes the young Jamie of the show. He's in the

quarter producing the show. You're going to say about yelling, Devin. Oh, yeah, yeah, go ahead. Okay, so. And obviously, we're all joking. I mean, yeah, of course. This is, we don't, he's yelling because we don't know the amount of times that her version of yelling has been insanely pointed, accused, like accusatory shrill tone over and over and over again. And as the guy where you know you, you know you give them everything to pivot on.

Like, they can pivot from the argument the minute you get like this. The minute this guy gets like this, they're not even arguing about the initial thing anymore. She's going to just go, like, I can't believe how you talk to me and how angry you were. And you go, oh, my God, we're not even at square one anymore. I can't, because you are using that against me now. Yeah. So we don't know the history of days on end that he's been like, yeah, mm-hmm, yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh. Because he doesn't know how to emotion to be like, you're, I don't like the way you talk.

Like, he doesn't know how to have that moment. That's what I'm saying is he needs to get better about being manipulative back. Yeah. He's fighting, like, the British in the Revolutionary War. He needs to fight guerrilla war, like women do. You have to learn. You have to adapt. And you have to weaponize therapy language in order to gaslight and trick people into winning arguments.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. But this is the type of thing where it's like the minute you get like this, you're not even talking about the thing that she did wrong. the thing that actually pissed you off anymore they get to move on from that immediately because now you're big scary man and now they tell all their friends I'm afraid

of him. Or the neighbors, the neighbors or the neighbors fucking call the cops ah! I'm crazy bitch! You turn to Charlie Manson. I'm crazy manse. But no, this is classic shit. This is classic gas landing

bearer. I will say the I remember like the first time, like, being in a relationship with a woman and you, like, growing up, heard all the stand-up bits. Like, that's like something you say. And then you're not even talking about that. I was like, okay, it's kind of a little boomer humor. And, like, the first relationship I was in, like, the very first argument we ever had. I immediately being like, how am I apologizing for the thing I brought? Like, how is the thing I brought up that you do bad my fault?

And we never, and you never get to be. Your head gets spun around, like crazy. You don't even know the fantasies these women have on. She's probably having a fantasy of recording. Wharting herself. Yeah. With her boyfriend raising her his voice and then later him killing her. Mm.

Yeah. And her being like a viral TikTok story for like three days. Yeah. That's the sick fantasies these people living. They watch too much. Like that woman who filmed herself about her husband being violent and then he killed her or whatever. About being a pedophile?

Yeah, yeah. Or whatever. Yeah, yeah. That's the kind of, you know, you know, narrative that these people feed each other. I think if you consume a certain type of thing, you definitely start to manifest it in your life. She's probably, yeah. Yeah. For sure.

She's probably posting this on a Lindsay Clancy. support site. Who's Lindsay Quincy? The lady that killed her, all her children, and like a bunch of psychotic cunts are acting like, you know, it's allowed because she's looking had hormones and was going crazy. Right. Post-bottom depression. That's a woman's right to kill all her children.

There's a crazy little movement going on right now. Really? Yeah. The women are supporting this woman that killed. It's a big thing. So women have their own men going their own way now. Yeah. And it's becoming Glorena, but it's good.

No, their Migtow is just like, you know, throwing a baby off of a cliff. Yeah. No, like literally becoming the Spanish ghost lollower. By the way, did she not even like strangle her? Had she like slit their throats and shit? I, it's been so morbid I haven't really looked into it. She googled like where the carotid artery is, I think. She didn't know that?

She seems retarded. This might be fake shit that I saw on Twitter. I don't know. It's all because she got a nine different types of SSRIs so, you know, the pharmaceutical companies can make a buck and it made her become, you know. She doesn't have shark eyes, though. I mean, we looked into it a little bit on hate launch. I'm like, her eyes are black. And she's the hereditary.

Robert Durst. It's crazy. I don't really know of any a cocktail. I mean, she was destined. She's Philemon. She's destined. And now she has a bunch of psychotic ladies in the streets being like, I heard Chris Benoit was in the neighborhood.

She didn't do it. No moms have a kid there on children. I just found out about that. That shit's crazy. I had not heard that one. We'll look into it right after this. Can we get back? I want to see where this argument goes.

If you had some other good points. Yeah, yeah. Because. And you want me to not look at you like an asshole when you're yelling at me? So when you yell at me, it's okay. Mm. Mm. Just like you're on the couch yelling at me.

I do a lot of yelling. What were you just doing over there? A lot of yelling. All right. Just get the fuck out of here. Please. Just let's go. I'm really ready.

Let's go. We, you have an interview. Yeah. Let's go. I'll get a fucking parsing. Pause, pause. Pause it. This is the most important detail of the entire thing, which is just, it's just so fucking difficult.

That he has an interview. The biggest day. The only time he needs to actually be helped out. Yep. And he's paying attention to himself in his career. For one. And you know what? For whatever.

And now that day is the whole year. And that's the whole year to her now. You've got to unpack six months of shit. And you're right. It's literally probably he spent like two days prepping for the interview. And she is pissed off about that. You can't handle it. And so what if he was spending the past 20 minutes just scrolling on his phone?

He's stressed. He wasn't even working on the interview stuff. He was scrolling. Yeah. I'll give you that. Sure. He's stressed out, though. Let him say he's working on the interview.

And if he doesn't get the fucking job, he's a fucking sack of shit loser. Why do you get the job? Yep. Because he's supposed to juggle all of her horseshit at the same time. That, man. Great, Devin. You should be this man's lawyer. In the court.

I'm in court holding a beer. You're like, and of course, it's the biggest day of his fucking life. And they go, Mr. Costa, there's no trial, there's no crime committed. There's just a few. Just two very petty people. 18-year-old women who fell into a funnel online are arguing about it. I'll get a fucking car service and you can get the fuck out of here. Nice.

How fucking dare you speak? Get out of here. I don't want you here anymore. Car service means you by money. Then go. He didn't say Uber. What the fuck is your problem? My problem is you.

You're fucking continuing to do this. You're not listening to me. You're fucking insult. Jamie, pull that up. You never listen to anything I ever said to you. I'm not insulting you at all. No, I'm not. Yes, you are.

Oh, you're dealing and you're having a problem when I look at you like you're an asshole. Like you are now? That's not insulting, Jamie. Talk to your therapist about that. I'll talk to my therapist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm period. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. I'm done. I'm done. Let's go. Let's go. Fuck you. Go.

Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Let's go. Don't treat me like that.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. All right, I'll call the cops. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Go. Come on. You're fucking infuriating me. This is me.

You never fucking listen. You consistently insult me. You fucking flip everything on me. All I did nothing again today. Nothing. I was sitting on the couch doing nothing. That's the problem. And then you fucking accuse me of fucking dismissing you.

He had his head. He had his head in the thing that he needs to get. Yeah. And after this day, he'll hopefully be back. Yeah, that's what she was saying. He was like, you say, I'm dismissing you. And I do have to say a lot of the, like, how dare you? I can tell this is a very manipulative woman, actually.

He's studying for the biggest thing of his life, and she's walking around the house, just fucking, just pacing, slamming doors, I bet. And then out of nowhere being like, did you want the Britta still out here? Yeah. Did you want this? But it's actually. And he looks, he's like, he's like this. He goes, what? I don't, yeah, I might want water in an hour.

I don't know. Keep it out of gas! But it's the, it's the ninth time. Jesus Christ! Where he's crew like, get a life! Get a hobby. Anything. Go play hopscotch!

With teenagers outside. Do anything. Go hang out on a stew. Please. Stop needing me all the time. He made a sandwich earlier. Did you, the mustard? Did you want, do you want the mustard still?

out? No. I didn't. So you could put that in the fridge for me or you could leave it out. I don't give a fuck. It's $3.95. At the grocery store. If the mustard go, by the I'm sure it's full of fucking a bunch of bullshit that keeps it safe forever. Who gives it fuck? I'm studying for the biggest fucking thing of my life. Why are you even here? Why are you here? That's a woman you've been dating for two days. official for two or three days. You fucked once and she's sleeping over for the first time. Yeah. No, you're right.

It's the, it's a 12th time. And then he did get a little rude, but it was clearly like, he's like, I just can't, right? Like, just be supportive of me right now. He's, he's like, he's on a Zoom call with a guy that could like, you know, changes life. Yeah. She's walking out of the bathroom.

Like, Jamie, we're, did you not get toilet paper? There's only four rolls left. I shit like a hog? We're going to be out of this by tonight You know I show like a big wet hog You know a fat shitting maniac? You know my big fat, wet ass shits? There's only four toilet paper rolls left

And you can tell during this The whole time she's recording She's like, wait to the galley pops See this That's what they love to do They look to take it back to the girlupops I understand seeing this I mean like wow what a dick he is being

If you don't know anybody, you know, but he rules. I have a feeling. It's not that it's not, it's not on her side. I don't buy it. He kicks ass. Yeah, I do feel like she almost like wants him to get a little physical and she's almost frustrated that he's not because he's like, just like, please leave. I'll get you a car service. Just get out of here.

If she was being healthy, she'd be like, you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Give me one. I'm out. Until you calm down. Maybe we'll talk again. If he's really talking to her like, like how she feels like he's talking to her like a piece of shit, which, if that's her reality and her truth, I don't know.

their history, then yeah, you should be like, yeah, I'm disgusted by how, but you don't, there's no love here. They don't. She's kind of clearly acting like a cop who's escalating an already bad situation. You know what I mean? You ever watched that dash cam footage? We were like, clearly the cop, like, wanted to pull the gun out a little bit. Yes, yes, yes.

Like, you could have done a lot better on this. The how dare you, the head leaning forward. She flipped him off. She flipped him off? Yeah, I think she flipped him off. Yeah, she also has the girl boss jaw, which I'm not a fan of. Like, the Olivia Wild, like, what? I'm doing my own thing.

It's like, is there any proof of that existing? No? I also have to say, Seems like you're just kind of sitting over there. So dismissive. It's a man's world. Mm-hmm. I have imaginary things going on, too, in my head.

Yeah. They just don't exist yet. My dad died. Just misses of the things that don't exist. You're talking to me like this, literally my dad died seven years ago. I'm the only person whose dad has ever died. No one's dad has ever died.

I'm sorry you. I have to reiterate again. I'll Roger that during an argument is the equivalent of like pulling a gun out while cop is pulling you over. It's the most sarcastic way you could say. If I was ever in an argument with somebody and I go, okay dokey then, I can't be surprised when a fist fight happens immediately.

It's like saying I-I-I captain. Yes. Yeah. The next thing is we're throwing hands. You just did that to me. I kind of got to see if he pulls this one out because I am rooting for him to get a couple blows in. Right now, he's just sort of, you know, he's freaking out a little bit and being a bit of a chud. Yeah.

But I'm rooting for him here. He's shutting out. I want him to get a couple of loads. He almost has the frustration of a guy who can't explain like how he's being made to feel. And I think that's almost the reason he's raising his voice. He like can't get it out versus this woman. He doesn't know how to articulate unless he's like, yeah, he's forced to this point. Right.

And acting weird. Shut up. And then you fucking go over here. And then you say, oh, I don't like the vibe here. I don't like the vibe here. I don't like, I can't talk to you. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? I didn't know anything to say to you.

I didn't do anything I say to you. Yes, I do. No, shut up. I do understand. Listen to me. I do understand. You have a problem reconciling what I'm telling you. You have a problem reconciling that you think you're the problem, that I'm accusing you

of being the problem, and that you think that you can't speak openly and you can't freely express your opinions. Yeah, look at you. That's not true. Look at you. look at you. She wants she does want to fight. She wants an actual physical

fight. But she's also doing like this is my movie moment. Like I'm building up. Yeah, the fucking. There's a teleprompter behind him. She's reading on. She's also noticed that the tears start coming

the closer he gets. So she gets the fuck away from realizing she's been recording the entire thing. I literally, you can tell she's imagining one fist coming.

And then she's like, I can't believe it. And then that's when she lose. Well, here's her big marriage story moment when she's about to really go into for the finale. You can't even hear yourself? Can I speak? You can't even speak! You can't even hear yourself, Taylor.

You won't let me fucking talk. It's TV show brain. It rules. They watch too many soaps. Yeah. Oh, there's a damn like shitty. It's the whole, it's like they go into it and they go, I'm not in a real relationship unless these moments happen. because they've, it's like, it's, it's a media training.

Yep. It's training from novels and fucking movies and TV shows and bullshit that they've watched. Floyds go through like boot camp to like be better at being bitches. Yeah. And it's just watching bullshit that sucks ass. I mean, listen, this is if, like I, I, I wouldn't ever want to let them out of the house, but I'd rather be with like a psychotic trad wife psycho that like tweets like George Floyd memes all day. as long as she shuts the fuck up

and does it like I don't ever have to introduce her to anybody A girl in like a weird Charlie Kirk shirt That just thinks she's like getting back At some Something I'm like whatever Turning butter

Yeah I'm like You have a lot of You don't have a lot of weird anger about stuff Yeah I'm just looking at it Like you're right Yeah they're all cugs Uh huh Thank you just never leave

I don't want to ever introduce you to people Yeah you see I'm embarrassed of you I'm embarrassed of you But it's pretty good inside You're always quiet If you suck me and whatever At least you're not the Jonah Hill of women

Exactly At least you're not like it's not a it's not a You're not doing a fucking You know Shakespeare at the park Yes This is a performance The other guy Is like you could hear he's so jet

Like he's probably retarded But you could hear he can't even He doesn't know his words are in all the different orders And he's he's he doesn't know He's like why are you being He doesn't know why she's being so wrong And making a problem out of nothing He's so confused like a little kid.

Like, why would you might love do this? Because I love my love. And I'm just trying to do good thing today for myself. And you are being asshole to me now during good day for me. Why? He's so confused. He's talking like a Native American. Yes.

A little bit. He's all over the place. He's like, girlfriend, bitch now. Yes. Leave. Call her in. And she's having a fucking like a, like a WB show. Or a, you know, a.

like a Gilmore girl's character, some bullshit. The grassy thing, yeah. Void's man. Boy. That's why you gotta get a trad. Trad over Foyt. When it comes to... You gotta have a woman who, like,

she just wants to churn butter so, like, her people don't get replaced. You gotta get a girl that, like, watches, like, the handmaid's tail or whatever, and is like, hell yeah. Yeah. Booze. Yeah. Wait, isn't that show, like, pro... Is that a Trad Wife show, or is that a...

Well, I don't even know what it is. I just know they'll dress up this. same and they seem to be like forced to be like women. Oh that would be funny so like a super conservative woman who watches Handmaid's tail and she's like that's good we should be in that. She's like good. She actually hates how much dialogue the women have

she's like keep it down. Oh yeah she checks to see if she Googles if movies past the Bechtel test and not watch them. Yeah yeah yeah. She watches the Stepford wives and she doesn't understand why anything else happens like why it changes. She watches stuff for why she turns it off 30 minutes before the end. Yeah exactly. She's like I love that movie. She's like what the fuck

happened? She's like I love that movie. She's a robot slave. What a great ending. Wonderful. Nothing else ever happened. That was bad. Oh yeah. Yeah. This is the end after she has her moment. Yeah. You spoke all morning. No. Jamie. I told you I was feeling uncomfortable. Yeah. And I said you shouldn't. And then look at what you're doing to me right now. Yes. Yes. I am. Because of what you did. Because of what you did. What I did. I spoke up and said I felt uncomfortable and you turned it into a whole thing. It is a big fucking deal. Okay. it is there's the clarity okay right so he yeah I don't know the history but I'm gonna imagine into the phone she looks right into the phone well she tries what she does it Chris Hanson like we got a

type moment so earlier she goes she goes there's the clarity which doesn't make sense she just was trying to put a need own button on it and then looks into the phone she goes you see that chat anyway I'm in the right yeah she looks like Mitch McConnell right now by the way she does um Bitch McConnell. Earlier that day, the guy, Bitch McConnell's very good. Yeah, bitch.

She implied he's studying for something for a job. So, you know, so they could have a good life and she could keep being a fucking worthless asshole. I'm imagining.

The camera turning around, he's sitting in a race car bed with like a propeller hat. He's like smoking weed. He's playing a video in place. I know. He's playing right there for dim. He's watching D.

gave pornoid pizza reviews. We're code. We're totally wrong. He's the biggest piece of shit. Yeah. I'm ready for the minute. I'm ready for the minute we upload this. They're like, oh yeah, that guy brain that woman at death with a Stoli vodka bottle.

We're like, oh, no. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Okay. So also. Use the Burt Kreischer vodka bottle to like, like, he's like, I told you, I'm trying to get into. internship at Osos Falka.

This is a game changer for me. He's trying to get an internship. I am riding my kill Tony minute. This is very important. Pat O'Neill said I had chops at an open mic. So you know what? I also think I think... Go on, Devin.

Dysack this further. I think earlier, I think while he was trying to get this job or this internship, earlier that day when his attention wasn't fully focused on her. she implied I feel like you're capable of killing me I feel uncomfortable I feel uncomfortable which means violence

and I don't know the history here but I'm just gonna go off of there was no history of that that's an insane thing to throw out and that sat with him all day until this other fight started so he's like are you fucking

kidding me you said to me earlier today that you basically implied that you're afraid I might hurt you while I'm on the computer. Because I'm busy. Because I'm like maybe short with you while you're fucking puttering around the house. And then that built up all day.

And then he's like, the anger happens. And he's not, he doesn't seem to get very close to her at all. He's just yelling and angry. But that's like an insane thing that's now also been on the back of his mind all day. So he's not present while trying to do the thing that he needs to do for his life. I think also his interview is in 20 minutes. So I think the, he's like, having an uncut Jim's moment where the more they argue, the more

frustrating is he's like, I, like, literally you have to happen. You have to get out of here. Please. You have to go. Yeah. Yeah. We'll, we'll pick through the smoldering remains of this tomorrow if there's anything left. Like, just get out of here. I'm imagining him now taking off his snapback hat and placing it forwards and backwards. Yeah. Like, neurotically. Splitting it. Oh, no. The minute that she turns the camera off, he pulls an auto blow off his cock and he puts it on the couch and he goes, I Seriously, I'm getting you a car service.

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