lemonparty - 206: The Miracle of Allah

Episode Date: September 23, 2026

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And I'm like, oh, this is like the best life, actually. This is the best life. This is the best life. Are you including that? Yes. Oh, we're in. I can't shit on Dave Lucas if I just said I love getting drunk at a bar in a hotel. Shoot.

Why can't we just kill this guy? Okay. So they're in Magadishu, Somalia. They're in Magadishu. Magadishu. The brother of one of the service members of past the pool. Now, what you want to hear? He was smoking some far off.

One of every line in this, Jonathan Vager just slips in. He's like, this is the lowest point of my entire life. Every time the drug is like, okay, we need to like set up the lights for the reverse shot. He goes to his trailer, and he's like, I do not kill yourself. You can get back. They forgot. They somehow didn't catch it, but it's a subliminal messaging like in Fight Club where there's like just porn throughout the movie.

Yeah. Hell yeah. terrorists fucking guys with those things on. Fucking wearing their towels like dummies. You know the script said they shoot a bunch of guys in towels. In parentheses, fuck them. Why is their car? Why don't even park a car outside of it?

Well, that's Jonathan Major's new car. He's really not doing well. They accidentally included it in the shot. So good. He delivers pizzas in that after they finish rolling. To David Lucas. I mean, like, Daily Wire doesn't have any money anymore because of this movie, right?

I think, yeah. I think Ben Shapiro's like, they're going to have to ask Barry Weiss. He's using, like, bonus footage to sleep on. He's sleeping in a film canister. Like Stuart Little. Oh, his partner got shot by a guy with a towel. He says, God is great.

It's so awesome. It's like obviously shot the head. Yeah. Joe, just like, checking his balls. Stay with me, buddy. This fucking towel wearing piece of shit.

How dare he shoot me when I go into his house? Fucking violent beachgoers. I hope there's no, I hope there's no bisexual women at a college defending him right now. I'm going to blow his son's head off. I mean, he's going to be doing some of the best acting you've ever seen in the worst one of all time. It's really unfortunate,

man. He's so talented. Yeah. He's so. such a good actor. But unfortunately, he shouldn't have let that white woman chase him down Broadway. Yeah, he should have fought back. He should have not run, hide, and fight.

I genuinely don't understand him being... Says seven years later. More fucked up and canceled than anybody else over that. Like, the last thing I remember was he was literally being chaise. Yeah. No, we can agree it is stupid that he's having to do this. I'm sure, I guess there was another thing where what, like he shows. her or something. I mean, I don't

know. Can't like adults be adults? I honestly think it's because of his stupid little mug. I think people are like, you know what, fuck him? And the minute they had a white way to give a reason for fuck him, they were like, good. I'm sorry, I understand more than that's a book.

So he's the villain, right? I assume so. Can I rape you? Yeah. My name is John a Muslim man. And I love to get a job at your white gay college. Jimmy Durka.

My name is, my name is, my name is, my name is Durka Strawman. And I love to work at your gay college and not do anything bad. It's exotic, no? So that's an Israeli guy playing in an Arab guy. Yes, it's a Jewish guy and he gets to do his favorite thing, which is play an animal. That's an Israeli guy? Well, they share the same DNA. You probably is, though.

Some of the churches, dances start. I mean, it's Jacob and Esau. They were brothers, right? and it all goes back to them. You guys are literally brothers. Not coming from a place of love. Sue, I will do any work. I'm glad to be here.

America is the best. And I am a good actor. Give it a couple months. See if you still feel that way. I don't like Ameri because I'm white and I suck ass. I'm a white where I suck ass. You have a call? No.

No. It is part of my relationship. to not touch a woman. Out of respect. You know what? I appreciate that. I think that's... I think that's great because I'm white and I suck ass.

This is awesome. Yeah. Are they at a specific college or is it like some made-up? Is it like fag-you or something? Some fake college they make up. It's somewhere in Virginia. It's Virginia Tech. Hell yeah, brother.

American flag Oh, he doesn't like The American flag He immediately leaves He pulls a knife out He cuts the flag Yes Hide fight

Infidel Yeah Did Ben Shapiro Wrote this right Ben Shapiro wrote this movie Correct? I think he writes Scree plays

Like he really wants to work in Hollywood right Well that was his goal Yeah When he was a gay tiny child Playing the violin I think he literally got like rejected

from like his spec script for the Big Bang theory got rejected and he's like well fuck blacks that's my job now yeah no he did he had like a whole he wanted to be a big like Hollywood like writer yeah but not even like movies like I think he like litter was like he's like I'm pitching spec scripts for like modern family like that's my dream job yes yeah yeah yes not even the creative shit no he was just doing like following yes you know and comedy by numbers by numbers for tiny Jews who grew up in Beverly Hills. And he couldn't even do that. Yep.

He couldn't even do bullshit that sucks. Okay. So now this stage is set. Okay. Now we cut to the protest. Imagine being gay in Gaza. Keep it planned. Yeah.

That's a good point, Devin. That's a really good point. We should blow their fucking heads off. Imagine, hey, go be a woman in Gaza. Faggot, whore. Imagine we bomb Birmingham and we go, yeah, imagine being gay in Alabama. You know, you can't be gay in Alabama. gay there, so blow that kid's head off.

Dream change war in Iran, serving as a convenient distraction. Yeah, Mom, I got a new role. I'm in the Ben Shapiro Miriam movie. I play Purple Dyke. I play Purple Hair Dyke number one, and I'm acting alongside gay fag. And we're really excited.

Yeah. My motivation, I'm a straw man for an argument that sucks. Is this Daily Wire or turning point? It's Daily Wire. Yeah, Daily Wire. I get my titans of media mixed up sometimes. Honestly, this is beneath Turning Point even. I mean, yeah, turning points. It's a driverless car.

It's Waymo. Yeah, what is Turning Points? What is Turning Point? Is it Christa like fucking showing up in an ice cream truck? All right, let's play this purple hair, bitch. See what nonsense she's saying. We demand that Lawton University denounce ICE condemn the Zionist apartheid government of Israel.

You know what's funny about this movie? They just had to sneak the Israel show in there. They can't help themselves. This movie's kind of like if the director of Eddington chose a side. Yeah. He's like, what if I made Eddington, but like I was on a side? It has zero talent. This movie is like if Joe Cross directed Eddington.

Yeah, yeah. Starring and directed by. The lead character in Eddington directed it. Yes, yeah. If Eddington sucked its own dick and ate itself. And replace our school's team named Saints with something more inclusive and less triggering. We have to go kill Charlie Curry.

We also cannot be penalized for any missed exams or late assignments due to our protesting of all right-wing extremism and tyrannical oppression. Abbey Carr. Lott and trumpet. If an alternative comfortable area is provided, would you be willing to move this protest to allow the fall carnival to be set up here? We're not interested in comfort.

We're fully aware that this squad is the usual home of that. It happens. There is. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what the Gestapo said. You're a traitor. You're protecting your own oppressor.

Uncle Tom. How much space do you need? Did they listen to the show? David Lucas thinks that the Gestapo was a cold soup. They're like, how do you know my uncle's name? Gustavo's a cold suit. That's very good. I was like, can you go back to his first lines?

We talked, though. What did he say? We're going to see every single scene. The inconvenience is the points. All right, here he is. He's setting up a barbecue. You should be ashamed of yourself. We're just doing my job.

Just carry this bril. You know how Brando would keep his lines on cue cards? Yeah. To the other actor. David tapes the Denny's menu. to another actor. Just so they can keep his eye line. Like when they're acting with a bear,

they have to put peanut butter on a stick. His lines are written in icing on a new cake every scene. Yeah, holding 10 cakes. And she has to keep dropping one. And it's very funny. They're about to say three things, I've called David on this show. The casting director talking about,

David, are you familiar with your sides? Yeah. He's like, yeah. Yeah, Mac and cheese, corn, Yeah, combo B,

you get two, combo B, you get three. Not the brown gravy, the white gravy. He's like, get that brown gravy away from me!

That monkey gravy. Get it away! This is awesome. Yeah, this rule. So in the kill, Tony behind the scenes thing, he said this movie,

he was on set for four months. Is that, right? Yeah, is that what we heard? Yeah. Well, technically the movie lasted

a month. get him out of his trailer for three. They had to cut him out. So that's what the Gestapo said. You're a traitor. You're protecting your own oppressors. Uncle Tom. How much space do you need?

Go protest over there. Oh, we're allowed to take up space. Whoa. I think they dressed her like, it's pat on purpose. I would have worked at them all. There's no way an actual trans person would be in this, right? I guess they would probably. There's right-wing trans.

There's right-wing trans people. Are there? Yeah. Yeah. There's, like, ones I think it's like incredibly punk rock to be like trans and also, be like, and fuck me. Yeah. Do you want everything?

So greedy. Pick one. Here you mean something about Biden in the back? Violence. Oh, violence. Violence is compliance. So he didn't punch that lineup. He said if I wanted to waste my damn time, I'd work at the mall.

Yeah. He's killing it, man. Yeah, he's duty fucking rocks. Incredible libel. So he's just putting bombs and all the trash cans. Because he's mussels. Can they send us a sample? Yeah.

And while I was on the standard character. I did add a hint of juniper to the boiler this morning. And man, it tastes super. Yeah, I can't do the actual plot. Yeah, yeah.

We have to, we have to fast forward to the violence. I don't care about the sad people that have to take this role. Yeah, the people who, it's just not working out. Yeah,

it's tough. Yeah. Because I'm sure a lot of them are like, this sucks. But I mean, I'm like, I got to keep my side card. It's hard out there.

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who hate being amongst the gay people and stuff. And they're going to turn out to be the heroes. There we go. There we are, my friend. This is a campus takeover? So I think it's Hamas dressed up as a LGBTQ. Yeah, so isn't the whole thing in the movie like to be like that the Muslims are such, they're such savages that they even kill the free Palestine college kids?

Right, that they're using to take over the college. And the free Palestinian college kids have to be like, oh my God. I didn't really. You don't even care about what on your side. Oh my God. But you're supposed to like me and I'm not binary and whatnot. Yeah. Not a terrible, not the worst idea.

For this point of view, not the worst idea. I'll give them that. If somebody with an artistic lens and talent had that and like knew how to make it like a, you know, a fully realized. Yes. Thoughtful piece. Had any amount of ability to do any subtlety that it could actually be funny. But this is propaganda. You know.

No, it's a guy going up. He's like, hey, I have words in my ass and I hope this medicine guy that is who's beautiful doesn't kill me. It's not caught. It's literally just trauma. It's strom it. Hey. Where's everyone? Taking over the student union.

Let's go. She's the Republican reporter who is really beautiful and kicks ass. The guy immediately comes out of the sewer. To be fair, he is as an Israeli actor. Yeah, that's true. That's his trailer. Yeah, that's his trailer. That's 4,800 a month.

Devin, that's his home. Hey, does anybody look familiar? No. It's okay. It's okay. We're gonna find. One minute we were waiting in the face bang on and then I turned around. Hey, that's what we're here for.

Thank you. You know the, you know the Yelp cut and he tackled that snow cone machine? He starts screaming at that snow co-worker like Christian Bale on Terminator. All right, here we go. He'll be mad. He'll be very mad. Hey, dispatch. What's going on at the top of the tower?

Some company has a war quarter to clean the windows. Clean or replace them? The mall's quiet at the carnival. Feel free to check it out. Jesus. I think he gets shot here. Are you serious? There's a scene where he drives his golf cart and get shot.

But he lives, but he gets, like, lit up with bullets, but somehow none of them hit him, but he just turns into the nutty professor in midair. They make him fatter in midair. Do you think his co-stars asked if he wanted to walk wines with them? Oh, we're pregnant to Saunders. Do you want to sit lines with us? He thinks the call sheet is just the list of who gets seconds first. Okay, so here's, I think this is the big speech.

Yeah, the Trintha Major's kids. Again, I didn't say it. By the way, can I say also what's, it makes it even sadder, I think. He's not in it until like 42 minutes, essentially. Well, he was at the beginning with the, uh, I know, other than that. that, yeah. Good. Yeah, they don't even utilize them.

I bet you the team's expensive. That's what I mean is he's not even getting a huge paycheck. They're still trying to fuck him. There are three ways Islam will conquer the West. Through the Joe Rogan experience. Kill Tony and David Lucas' lazy podcast. We call this the Wald Garden. The Wald Garden.

We're living in a walled garden here. Also, why is he doing Morgan Freeman, lip all of a sudden. Oh, the movie's so shitty. They have to be like, it's seven years later, so we have to give him gray hair. He's got to be old now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's seven years.

Yeah. They can't just be like he's kind of the same. Seven years later, what is Jonathan Major's 38? How old could he be? And he's doing old black guy left. And he's now acting like, yeah. Well, I think the timeline is because pulled out of Afghanistan, right? So then they have to be like, it was 2019, now it's 2026.

Right. And you know, but Ben Shapiro and then, you know, they came up to Jonathan Majors and they're like, I mean, come on, like, black, black, People like, you guys live, like, you know, dog ears. It's like, you got to, like, 42. Exactly. Where was he seven years ago? I don't know.

In Somalia. Where was he at the beginning? He was in Magad. He was in Magad, the issue. Yeah, Maga. Yeah. He was in Maga is good. In Somalia.

He was in one of the Somalia housing projects where they're eating cats. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, you know what? You know what actually be good is. There's a scene where Nick Shirley litigates him.

There are three ways Islam will conquer the West. Through White's and act. Through immigration, through the wombs of our women. And through Largo. And by using our own Western freedoms. At the coronet. Logo every Tuesday. Pete Holmes and friends.

You know, he lives in Ohio. You think he loves L.A.? No, sir. No, sir. He moved to White Farm. bomb country. Pete Holmes. Okay, so here is like Hamas or whatever. Yeah, Hamas is arming up.

Whoever they're supposed to be, they're setting up shop. Okay, sick. They're like, I love killing gay people. I love it. This fucking rules. Put that motherfucking volume up. And they give each other kisses before they do terrorism. Yeah. Because they're Hamas. Al-Aum al-Aqum. Salam-a-a-a-a-l-l-a-l-l-l-a-sla-sla-sla-s.

They said, they went down. Ben-Tripeer went down to Zanku in Studio City. He's like, we need terrorists. You guys want to play them? He goes, give me your meanest looking dishwatchers. An illusion. It's time. You want to pay your car note for six months

when this movie is, Ham. Islam is not al-a-lop-ah. Islam is not consistent with the fundamentals of Western values. Pretty thick book, huh? Freedom of speech. They do not stand.

Yeah, you rule and women don't fuck with you because they're woke. Separation of church and states, forget about it. Women's rights? No. Why is he singling at this way here? They desire death as ardently as we desire life. As much as I, Jonathan Majors, desire death. But I must say life.

Nobody in or out. You're in my side class. Please, I'm going to be. I'm a beautiful Republican in my reporter. Why else would you be taking me? this step to spread the word, right? We can help with that. I think they gave her a fake

nose ring between her two scenes. You're going to do well in this business, kid. I know. I know. I'm beautiful and Republican. They believe it's their right to take to subjugation. Even to kill you. Horrible acts done to non-Muslims

is not only... Muslims. But encouraged by Allah. Why? Because their ultimate goal. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna watch magazine dreams tonight, dude. This is getting me in a major's mood. I know, it sucks that he's so good.

I literally can't believe he's been resigned to this. I know. You can I say, is that? He's, but even not trying, he's unbelievable. Can I say, I just saw a really sad thing. I think the dean of this college is played by the assistant from the movie, the show Monk. Yes.

You remember Ted Levine's assistant in the show Monk? Sad. Sad. And I go, sad. Sad for that guy. Very sad. I liked that guy in Monk when I was 13. That makes me sad.

Yeah, that's him. That's him. He's only work with Jews, Tony Shalub and Min Shapiro. Yeah. How far the mighty have fallen, huh? Or in their mind up. Falling up. For some of these guys, they're very right-wing.

Yeah, yeah. Who knows? Who knows? Tony Shuloo's probably... They're not right-wing until something happens to Israel. Yeah. Sure. And then they're right-wing.

Yeah. Sure. Any of the details. But shouldn't you... Ibrahim, what on earth is... What the hell but you're Muslim? Get me the United States president. That's like not...

He's like not a Muslim guy. Like that guy's not foreign at all. No. And hot. I am Muslim. Get me the United States president. That guy works at an Indochino at the Grove. and a perfect English

I am a Muslim terrorist Like I fits you for a wedding soon Get me the United States President, I am a Muslim terrorist Who hates gay people What is coming? Do you say Iran is coming? What is coming?

We have to fight Oh What crazy time is Hell, Jets felt that one of my nutsa Cover me, Donnie Is this like the guy setting up Facebook Yeah

I think he's working with the the terrorists. So David Lucas get shot here? I think so. That's coming up. It's all going to be worried. It's coming up. Yeah, yeah.

Great. Sure. Thank you. You got to run high to fight guys, infidels. So the first one, which I saw, it was critical of the code, schools follow when there's a shooting. Yeah. So now is it also being critical of like of that as well or just some terrorism?

I think just of gay people who. But they're saying. Schools are ill-equipped to fight a... The entire thing is just propaganda against any single person at a college that thinks like... Like, you know, Palestine has any right to exist on any level. Yes. Is an anti-Semitic psycho... And look at what savages they are and what they would do to even you.

I'm just saying they're straying now from the thing, though. The original trilogy was built upon. I can't imagine they're moving away from the artistic vision. The Daily Wire is straighted from a lot of things. They have no clue what to do anything. more. I can guarantee you this Dave Ben Shapiro came up with this idea he was like driving past a college

protest he was going to film a video out he's like I wish there was a Muslim guy blowing her faggot head off right now. He's like I've got an idea for a movie. You're probably right. I'm not 5'3, I'm 5'4. He had a light bulb go on over his head and they took the bowl back because it would cost too much money to have the light on.

He goes ice cream cone light bulb moments are ice cream cone He sang it Poor majors Let these people go On your knees A famous Moses quote

Who was In Israelite Oh so the kid that the major was looking at the crowd The secret of Republican guy shot him Because he's Republican and brave Only a Republican kid would do that Yep This is

Who's the fucking the kid The famous kid Haley Joe Osmond. David Lucas' best friend. White kid killed? Where was it? In Milwaukee. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

The fat guy, Calriddenhouse. The kid in Eddings is based on Kyle Riddenhouse. Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. That's the style where he got hurt, falling out of the window. Yes, that's right. They had to withhold a filming for a while. So he just got shot through the chest and it's fine?

There's nothing wrong with him? Like, oh, I'm Muslim and I give up immediately. I think this is where they get, they get DL. They get a, my nickname for David Lucas is DL hugely. DL hugely. I saw him at the golf course of the day. I did not approach him. David Lucas?

No, DL. Uly. Oh, okay. Yeah, David Lucas. It is so funny. He was driving that same golf car. Yeah. This is so funny that they get, the Daily Wires just doing, they're just filming with, like,

they're making, like, a bad movie, like an ideologically biased, version of like a Knott's Berry Farm reenactment of like Cowboys. Where the guy gets hit in the Stomack? There's a snake! There's a There's two guys like shoot each other right before you go on Ghost Rider. But they're doing it for like...

There's a sleeper shell in America. And Jews. And they just film like a really horrible version of it. Jews get playing for everything. So there was a metaphor. The guy with the hoodie, the boys, who saved his life, had a book in his pocket, which was Jonathan Major's published book,

and the bullet hit the book. Right. And they opened the page, and the bullet went, like, halfway through. Because Republican ideologies will save your life. Yeah, exactly. From dirty sand people. Yeah, that's right. From all along. Another arguing. All right.

On me! See, he hasn't embraced his for republicanness yet. That's the hero's journey. Try not yet. What? Try again. No, he tried to punch him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was. Crazy.

What's the plan? What's your plan, Superman? Hey, hey, hey. Hey. You need a doctor. Come on. Here you go. He gets made air.

Why is he driving towards the fire? He's acting like nothing's going on. You know, you know originally in the script he's supposed to be running, but they're like, well, we can't. Look at those wheels digging into turf. Yeah. Hold on, hold on, keep it going. That's the baddest guy I've ever seen in my life. That's two stunt doubles in a fat costume.

So the way the body's really... It's two different stunt doubles tied together. Like when a child's trying to sneak into a movie theater. Yeah, yeah, a little rascals. Yes. I think that was AI. The way the body's moving. It doesn't make sense.

Yeah, it doesn't really, yeah. The physics doesn't really work. They just are finding out that there's violence going on. Yeah. Do you think they gave David the security hat so he could remember what his role is? Yeah. Like memento. Oh, I'm woke.

I'm looking at dead now. What in the hell is going? Okay, so the sheriff show up. This guy's waving. This guy's wavers. I'll call for backup, but we still go in. Ever since Parkling, Newvolty, in Central, we're going to meet you.

I like, I like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What a mean, what a mean scene. Yeah. I like that. I do like that it shows cops work as slowly as in Uvaldi though. Yeah. They show up like, what's this guy?

Like obviously there's like intense chaos going on and the cops are like, what's this guy want? Kind of a very woke moment for that movie, honestly. Unintentionally woke because they're terrible filmmakers and made a horrible film. So that the cops show up and they're like laid that way. on nine and then they get blown to bit. They forgot they're supposed to make cops good too. That's, they're so

retarded at making movies. They don't realize that's a scene Tarantino would make to shit on cops. To shit on cops. Yes. But they have no idea what they're doing. And they even mentioned Yuvaldi in that scene. Yes, yeah. But you know, it's Shapiro. He's click, clacking away. Hey, cab. Shapiro types by hopping on the keys.

Like, he's in big on the piano. Hey, get this. That's good stuff. What are you doing? Get him. They're shooting outside. What? Cops? I don't know.

I thought it was the carnival. I don't know. I'm so fucking gay. I need to suck a cock. I need a suck a cock. I'm sure the Muslim guy will love me sucking cock and eat calm because I'm stressed. Oh. Mushiela.

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Who fucking cares man and people get lit up in a movie. No, no, I'm not. I'm not. It's emcy. What the hell is happening? A very active stupid. Dude, that's so funny. That's so funny.

Shit. Shit. How you got my? Fucking Uncle Palm piece and shit. So are comics really not acknowledging that he's making a movie with, like, Israel. Ben Shapiro, like... No.

I'm sure Tony, like, watch this and loved it. Just because he's friends with them. Yeah. And wants to support his friends. I'm... The beautiful Republican reporter who's a genius is secretly recording. Nice.

Oh, yeah. I do have all the people getting shot. It's funny. He's got a damn number, Becky. It's his life or death here. He's got a time X. He wants to have a time X. He's Muslim. A student got away.

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wearing their fucking lesson. How dare you be mad about a school being bombed? You fucking fake by, piece of shit. Now you'll fucking learn. How dare you do a peaceful protest on a college campus.

My name is Ibrahim Assad Melod. I am an expatriate of the Islamic State in Iraq and Al-Sham. We who love and serve a lot fast. Type shit.

The Americans and the Zionists and established the glorious counter. You can be like right now we have a great deal on the Mercedes. Buy two. Buy two, get one, three combo. We get nothing down. Nothing down.

The seven series is a lovely addition to the family. He's currently seven hours into a Bluetooth phone call while he's doing this. And find the refuge of secularism and the lands of unbelief. But fortunately, this is the part where they have to spot out for their most retarded viewers. In peace, pursuing the ways of Allah. No. It was destroyed. Twas destroyed. I am Muslim.

But the miracle of Allah. The miracle of Allah. They never cease. For here, today inside of your United States. We establish a new caliphate. I'm gonna do a jihad. Maybe small.

Every soul who truly serves Allah. Who is this? You are not the president? He is such a coward that he permits a woman to bargain in his place This is not about Trump by the way this is about country is beneath intent This is was filmed two years ago When everything was worse A freedom fighter Assad al-Madi away trial at Jorwellyn's rich prison

He is to be released and brought here to Lawton Can we I think we might just get a lot of our diplomatic procedure Yeah character I want to go to the part where they kill the gay guy Of course none of you Oral gives... Oh. Oh, here we're, here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Gay Straw Man. From up here, you can see the first of our victories. You are furry that is going to kill our great team. Is that what you are? Remembered, oh, Mohammed. When those who disbelief... Plotted against you to...

...kill you, with gay shit on. Or restrain you or evict you from Mecca. But they plan. Your government kills people all over the world. They celebrate it. You only cared when they look like you. I'm sorry, this voice is great. I know he keeps out. This voice is not. It's destroyed our original glorious caliphate.

I'm from Iran and I hate America. We just... Didn't expect so much death. Jesus Christ. We have killed the right to instill fear. Many we let run so they could tell other. of our strength in the remaining ones or piano keys.

I expected more resistance. But I should not be surprised. So many in your country cannot even be bothered to produce children, but this is a day that you will tell yours about. We won't have kids.

This is the only movie in American history where like if it was a show at it like a drive in, like literally the trucks would be the only ones watching it. There's no one in the trucks. It's just a bunch of F-350s, just, like, nodding their hoods. Hell yeah. Hell, fucking, yeah.

It would be F-350s, and then the guys trying to get back into their trucks after going to the bathroom. They're all hopping. And hanging from the fucking door handle. I'm in Bruce. I'm gay. waste your air infidels. I know.

It's so funny that that's the point of the movie you're supposed to like stand up. The guy whose kids don't talk to him stands up and goes, fuck yeah! Why does every commercial I only have mixed this cold? Yeah, I take a stupid too,

but I do it like... Okay, this is one of the... So I believe this moment is David's... This is one of the... This is one of the... of his top three cooning moments

in the whole movie right here. Okay. Why does every commercial only have mixed-race couples now? Yeah, I think it's stupid too, but I do only date white women. Rami's right.

This suck-ass movie has to just lazily have a second where it's like and why are commercials out gay? Yep, they some fucking Andy Rooney wrote this. Why are commercial all gay? Tell him, David, tap dance a little bit.

Tap dance for your watermelon. Fucking Uncle Todd, piece of shit. He's the dead, by the way. He's the fried W.B. Hello, my gravy. What a surprise. Ultra-radical Muslim jihadists. I'm cool. I play video games.

Holy shit, Quentin Avery. I'll get Maya too. So this guy's on the team because he's a gamer? He's a gamer. He's a right-winged like Groyper. He's a right-wing Groyper who's actually cool as shit. He doesn't suck ass. He's cool.

He's not laughing at Chase. The guy who's parents whose kids don't talk to him. Fuck her! Well, the thing... Good! The thing feels like a fantasy where they're getting the other side to just torture and kill the people that they have.

It's the artistic version of like... 100%. The kid who doesn't get pussy blowing his high school to bits with a gun. That's what it is. But you're not even doing it in the fantasy. It's literally a lot of... You remember when you were a kid

and somebody would be really mean to you because you sucked ass. You'd be like, I'll be like, so successful, and they'll be fucking losers, and I'll come back and I'll show all them. But the same thing you have when you're 13 in like your darkest moment, that's this movie. It's being like, if there was a perfect set of conditions

that never existed ever, I would be so fucking right and they'd be shot in the fucking head. Yeah. Because I rule in their fucking retarded and gay. Yep. That's what it is. Yep. And it's like 45-year-old men with children

that I made this. Yes. Crazy that they had like two the two black actors in the movie both on record have like abused white women. Yeah. Well, yeah. Was that strategic? I mean, I don't know what the pitch is to majors. I guess he literally, it's, it is shocking to me that he has that little down the pipeline.

Like I can't believe that he has like literally no one will work with him. I hope for his sake that he really like butt fuck them on a contract or something. Yeah, I hope he got so much money. I hope he got like $12 million or something like nuts. She was white, right? Yeah. What about the girl David choked until she blacked that? I don't know about her.

I don't know. He might have felt comfortable telling that story because it was a black chick and he just is like, it's not even a person. I think it was a black chick. I don't think any white woman is dating David, to be honest with you. Yeah. Yeah. I think a white woman who looks like, I think fucking Gilbert Great's mom would not be dating David. There's not a white woman fat enough to date him.

Yeah. I gotta say he looks less fat now. He's way fatter in this movie. Well, you know, the camera adds, um, 50 and IQ points. That's clinically insane. Yeah, get her ass. Owner.

How long are they going to film this fucking TV? This fucking computer. It's such a place. It's just her saying something. I'm the guy going like, that's stupid. I'm just on this scene in case he says something else. Casey's like, damn, white women be... What the fuck, PJ?

Nobody's coming. Nobody's saving us. Do you want your girlfriend raped and behead his arm? I don't want Avery dead. Okay? I love her. She has no idea. So what do we do?

He was waiting. He was going five, four, three, three, two, one. She has no idea. So what do we do? You're on board with this? Yes. I took a vow to protect this college and everybody in it. Well, these people want most is the dying.

Make sure to face away from the camera at all times. He's covering up half the screen. All I'm saying is, let's help you get there. Oh, lovely white pussy. White pussy, which I love, which is hypocritical for me. Because I am Muslim? Beautiful blonde locks that we do not have in savage land. Stop!

I thought he said they couldn't touch a woman. Wajibunah, that this is the her in a chagmahs, oh, these are gonna rape it and pray. Nice. These women will be war brides for them. Are they gonna assemble a bunch of like purple-haired brood mares? I think so.

They just put them on the floor with chains to cafeteria tables and they all start breeding them. I hope so. I hope that's the second half of this movie is they'll just fucking comment. By the way, Majors is not in this movie. No, he's barely in it. I think he died. Yeah. He's in this movie

for seven minutes and they still almost killed him doing it. How about it, Sue? You believe the United States is not all it is spread up to me. Oh, wow. She's going to be eating those words, huh? Yeah. She'd be a cat and

She's gonna get raped because she deserves it Yeah, because she hates this country And that's every woman who hates it She said there's something's wrong with America So she should be raped because she deserves that Be patient, brothers And you will be rewarded I legitimately don't know if Jonathan Majes is in this movie again

Yeah, I actually don't think he is I don't know what happened to his character But And strong Bring the women down to the gym To have showers where they can be made clean Wow Kajar, I'm al-a-hleted Kamil.

Oh, white woman taking care of somebody? Because she's weak. Madra Shesawu-Hu-Pai. The LGBTQ cat guy? Yeah, the guy with the rainbow flag, mass. The queer theory pedophile. With a mask on. I bet he's going to freak out because they take his mask off.

They take the mask off. He's like, I'm also a pedophile. It's fine. Somebody butt-fucked this petafo. I'm a pedophile just like Muhammad. Forbidden trends. Fucking disgusting. Please blow his brains out.

Please blow his fucking brains out. That would rule. They're going to do something extra fuck to this guy. They're going to crucify him or something. Yeah. Job in half. Yala, get red. Get rid for your beliefs.

Make sure you rape him because he hates America. I want you to know we're doing this because your politics were bad. If you're a Republican, we will spare. This is me, the screenwriter, talking through the fake Muslim guy. You're getting raped because your politics weren't good, like mine love. Listen up while I say and table our plan. I'm excited that if Lucas has this on screen time. I know, he's in a lot.

No time. Say this power strip represents the student union. This speaker is us in Ballinger. I think he's, you can tell he's actually confused by the scene. Yeah, he doesn't know. He's like, but those things aren't us. Thanks. I'm not going to tuesday box of tower when the beaker's taller.

Holy shit, you guys are going to die. Okay. We're flagged and outnumbered. We need a diversion, so they'll miss our assault. What assault. Did he cut out of lean in it? I'm not kidding. Did Jonathan Major stop?

I think he's dead. He might have done. It doesn't really matter. As many hostages as possible, okay? You know, in terms of the screenwriter, like, make it easy on himself, he made Jonathan Majors probably be incapacitated for most of the movie. Yeah. And then come back at the very end.

Yeah. Like, he. They probably only had him for, like 25 minutes. Yeah. They'd have like every setup already been done when he got on set. Probably three days of shooting for him. You should be able to sneak in.

The lecture scene. And then they'll probably be a scene. Are we waiting to the night? In war, there is one favorite moment. The great art is to seize it. The noble, the noble, the noble Groyper knows how to do war with that box. This is such a fun of chronic masturbators fantasy.

Take off your shots! The guy who's good at video games saves the day. deputy director and I urge you not to test me. Who's this like Swedish guy? I think he's another, uh, the next time my film rings, I expect to hear the voice of our Caliph. Assad al-Madi himself. Right where you belong. So what is their plan from this point?

I think they're going to get a signal. I do this, is this taking place on every college in America? Jace. Mooh. Jace, please. Oh, sorry, sorry. I forget. You're taking me out of the film.

No, no, no, I forgot. I forgot taking over one college, just taking over 300 million people in America. Just something more. Honestly, kind of part of the conservative mindset of whatever happens on a college is happens everywhere in the world. Another blessing from Allah.

From Allah sign that we are pleasing him. The daughter of a billionaire. With a mighty shield for us. That lady looks like she's in things. For our caliphate. I think you're thinking of, the amount of Rachel Bloom. She looks like Rachel Bloom.

That he will know people in power. From season. They will want to be reelected and he will offer up his Three of the bear. If you remain un-hullied. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. His blood pressure is too low. Is that it?

Yeah. He needs fluid. Saline. The student clinic is close to it's... No, you will be raped. No, he will be raped in hell. I give you my word. For his beliefs.

I won't try to escape. I am Borat. I am Barat. I am Barat. And the fuck Muslims, Jews rule. He's done. Even though I'm a Muslim character, Jews kick ass and if a Jewish guy is 5-4 that's actually the perfect height and thing to be

Are we gonna finally get back to majors? So they're playing it through everybody's phone? Yeah, they're playing a prayer Yeah The hell is that they've taken over our phones Dude it is the most conservative movie. They're like they took over our phones and one college campus, they rule the world. That is like what they think. Anyway, yeah, I'm sorry. When Israel blew up

a bunch of papers that they had control of. Yeah, that's creepy as him. That's the new future. Shit. I don't like that one big. Let me or some DoorDash real quick. You think David, when between takes, he picked up the craft surfaces, David

and walked away with it? Lao, Muslim type shit Lao La Deppers on my head With a big dapper on my type shit

Ere Euros I own a saucy meats Rotating me down a spin And a big curvy knife So this woman's going to give birth to a baby On the floor

To a beautiful white baby And they're going to kill it Yeah because they hate beautiful white children God this movie fucking sucks ass It's so slow for what it is Yes it's so way too long The crew doesn't have the budget for what the final act is gonna be so it's like killing time to get there just a three

minute praying to mecca scene yalla yalla yalla rap yalla we love rap get the blondes women with the biggest perky tits we're going to rap them if I was that guy in the tower do they're literally they're just like doing a kickback now inside. They're just like smoking weed and hanging out. Yep. I lock myself up there from the inside. A few of these should make him come down.

We'll be waiting. Okay. I got the AK-47 with three full mags off the dude I killed, plus his sidearm. I seek sire with two mags. And the Glock the devil brought in, so that's a gun for each of us. Where's the mag? Oh, shit, I left on the quad.

Dev. Wait. I saw this one in YouTube. Jesus, PJ! You need a course in safe weapons handling. A Glock will eat a sigmag as long as you hold the bottom of a teacup style with your free hand. He's really eating the scenery out there.

He was through five calls to Prairie Day. There should be one a night around 9 p.m. So I think the NRA Second Amendment guys will really appreciate that detail that you can put like a Sig Mag and a what did he have? They go, it's right. Whatever. They'll just be like yeah. They love details to stuff like that. It's a good movie.

They go. It proves you're smart. I know that's right. because I spend $6,000 on guns a month. Guys do think you're retarded if you don't know the exact round that goes into a gun or something. Like you're a complete utter fool. Yeah, well, you're not a spastic retard nerd for just something else.

You're a John Wick nerd spaz retard. Being like, oh, you think that's a NATO round? You fucking idiot. I bet I bet you know what type of magazine. How many bullets out of those? He has been, $2,000 a mother, the gun range like I do. The fandom

with guns is almost worse than Star Wars. It's on the same level with a lot of those guys. No, it's actual soy face bullshit. There's very few, like Hickok 45 rules, and there's not many more. I don't know what that is. The old guy who's just like, shooting guns is fun. Look at this one. It's loud.

Hell yeah, and then he just shoots a bunch of pumpkins. Right. And his son's filming him. Yeah, but most YouTube chances are that. We a mag 350 condom ace desert eagle is rarely try tip and we're going to blow up pumpkin's brain job and it's going to be

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Skoles are cool because 12-year-olds think they're cool. There's a skull. Dude, the other day. It's his black bag. Their day I was at my son's middle school and I saw a skull with like a lightning boat behind it and I said, that's fucking cool a shit. The El Hefe energy drink. El Hefei. El Hefei school sauce.

Oh, freaking Hefe. A freaking hefe. Dude, sometimes I go to the mall and I buy hot sauce with curse words in it. Did I send you that there's a Ron Burgundy scotch bottle you can buy the other side? Yeah, Great Odens Raven. Really? It's called Great Odens Raven. It's called Great Odins Raven.

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We do VIP meet and greets at bars or where you can try our tequila. And we'll pretend to be your friend and hang out with you. We'll upload the saddest picture onto our Twitter you've ever seen. I've been a bar going with a bottle of Great Odin's Raven. And a guy with three spinal, uh, spinal disc. shut up to the bar to hang out with us. Yeah, that sucks. I didn't know that.

Yeah, real. I think this is, I think the rest of the movie is just going to be them talking in a room. It's going to be like really bad comedy of them in a room. And I think they expected like David to kind of like provide some like riffing like ability or something. He did not ad lit anything. No. They pray right after it.

That's when we go. Union Tower. How do we get into these places? Electronic Master Key card. Once it's dark, it's called Bayet the Cowl. Good. Good ones. Very good. Very good.

To open a side door of his student. You might as well just start farting on camera. Another one that leaves in the next stairs. He said. Yeah. They to get that shot that director asked up there is one one thirds. Dave just nodded his head.

They have them acting. like a just red they put peanut butter in his mouth when you're trying to take a picture of a baby and get it to look at the camera right you go look up here look up here you start you start actually jingling your own car keys mm-hmm Muhammad is the messenger of God I seek forgiveness from Allah the Almighty I seek forgiveness from Allah the Almighty there is no God is you gonna do a mass killing of them I think this is gonna kick ass I seek forgiveness from Allah the Almighty.

I-seek forgiveness from Allah the Almighty. I mean, I think this is just vamping, Ben. I think they don't have shit. You've not joined us. No, I... We're press. You convert or you die. We're about to go live again. I thought that's what you wanted. Was that the woke journalist or the conservative?

No, I think it was the conservative journalist. There is no God but Allah. God, can we fucking move along with the fucking lot? Well, that's all just probably in. There is no God but Allah. There is no more. We're both Republican and very pretty. The side, yeah, the window that just says Zionism is racism.

I see it was for giviness. From Allah, the Almighty. Aliqua Salam. Enough. Also, by the way, that phone, it just showed the home screen. I don't know if you could see that. No, he's driving Uber right now.

No, the phone, he's clearly, you can see he's making a fake phone call on the phone. He's holding a, like a T-I-83 calculator. Yeah. Forgiveness from Allah, the Almighty. Look, look, that's the home screen. That is, though. It's not unhaired.

They didn't even bother to care. They did it even. They do not get a shit. There is no God but Allah. Who is that? I'm so tired. David literally couldn't crawl. He can't crawl.

He can't crawl. I don't know what the stunt double has done for him yet, except stand up. I'm not kidding. By the way, I think the shooting occurred at 42 minutes. We are now in, I think, an hour. 24 and they still haven't elevated to the next something happened. Nothing else has happened, yeah. Not long now.

I was not aware David was a part of the team that was taking down the whole thing. Nice. Wash your pussy! Is it the trans? Is that the trans one? I think so. With like the boob surgery scars and stuff? Would the tits remove?

I think so. It goes, is this fucking horrified. The things that will happen to you in America. In the evil and decadence, it has spread in the name of capitalism and democracy. By the way, just no police, no FBI, nobody, no military, nobody showed up. They're doing like an open takeover on the American soil. Nobody's there. They're like, well, whatever, who gives you shit?

Two cops got were killed. We're brutally murdered. Brutely, man, they're like, I don't know. It's whatever. No one even cooked these tomatoes. He's charing a tomato. He's like, God damn it.

There's no char. Where's the char? The United States. You're supposed to leave the skin on, but it's all wrinkly. We'll twist weak hearts until they leave. How do they make it so wet and hard at the same time? That's just Muslim shit. They're amazing.

They're savages, man. They're too savages. They rape the tomato. Donald Doe, you don't mean it because you're Republican and beautiful? Like our Republican women? None of us look like evil fucking hags. Wait, but me. I know you, student reporter.

You are the student reporter. What is your intention here? I'm good on camera and I can read these words, but people are going to know your. forcing us to what you read is the truth your truth do not doubt we will make sure that everyone soon believes believe can't be forced it has to be earned spit beautiful girl bold the caliph does not take you for himself I will then you will see how to earn your belief I'd love to rape you as part of my

cabal because I love it is long There it is Okay once this garbage stops We go I love They don't even care enough to actually light David properly You know what I mean Yeah yeah yeah

They're just like the white actors who gives a shit Between you and me Looks like Dev could use one final pep talk Just fucking do the next action scene Sounds like they're listening to clips What Something wrong I got a confession to make.

I know, I'm pretty scared to be. I never did any overseas tours. You were never in the army? The hell, yes, I was. I was just never deployed. What? I managed a vehicle depot. Well, I worked there.

I believe this is the part where you say, PJ. None of that matters because you've been such a great friend and you're clearly gifted in combat. You valor stealing piece of shit. Yeah. You get this in the game, right? This is our lives, jerk off. Our real lives.

These are the worst actors of all time. I know. I'm glad these kids don't have any future in the business. How'd that go? Yeah. Pretty good, fat black guy. Thank you, fat. Okay. I thought David was going to do, like a, hey, I thought my people were always late.

Is he fat, you know, we're not. CPT. Do you think they paid David every Friday by throwing coins at his feet? Justice will be dismantled and replaced with one representing the profit. Dude, this movie is three scenes. They just keep dragging out. It's literally three 30-minute scenes. Of course.

billionaire daughter would want to save the man. Because billionaires are great people. And we hate that. We are evil Muslims who hate things that are good. We're communist. And we're communists. Anyway,

back to him running across the quad again. I am a Maoist and I hate Jews. I'm going to rape you. Oh, do they hang up? They lynch the gay guys. There we go. Hell yeah. Can you imagine?

Can you imagine if you imagine people getting somebody for what they are Can you imagine me wanting to do that to my gay kid? I would totally never want to do that. Imagine Muslims doing that to my gay kid. I wouldn't be happy at all. They made a damn gift. Looks like you stole the elevator out on fun. Shooting people is one thing, but making us take all these stairs is diabolical.

David Lucas just leaving them to the cafeteria. He's like, I got a lot of points on my car. It's the, you know the scene in Jurassic Park where they're getting all the jello and the dizers come, but David never, he just doesn't care. He just keeps him the jello. David is the thing jiggling. To learn that it's a T-Rex is around the corner. Just go!

I'm so, this movie is so annoying. It's really, it's just very bad. It stinks. It's a complete pace of shit. They should have killed thousands of people in the movie. But it's not even like, Fun bad. No, it's not fun bad. It's boring. It's boring and annoying to watch. It should have been a 9-11 level amount of killing.

Yes. I should see 3,000 dead gay people and this would be a classic. Well, because they keep trying to show that they have a sense of humor and they're trying to like be like, we have like side plots. Of course. Yeah. Prigger you type shit. Yeah. Type shit. Yeah. They go, we have a sense of humor. Here's a joke you would have seen in 1987. It's just like Jeff DiPrimis. That's like shit. But they literally do not like, you cannot see David's face. They do not give a shit. Like put his fat black ass in the dark.

Who cares? Prigger used making bullshit like this too. But they do short films, yeah. I wish this was a short film. Yeah, Jonathan Majors was obviously killed, right? He's dead. He's not coming back in the movie. Which is actually very funny.

That means they probably paid him a million. Yeah. For three days of shooting and then acted like it's his movie. movie, yep. He gets shot and die. That's why I was like, they shoot him immediately, but he dies. He's rescuing the, they put all the, they put all the hot

women in hijabs. Hey, I'm going to suck your dick after this. I'm going to suck your Republican dick. I'm going to suck your fucking Republican dick and I'm a fucking Republican and we're going to both have fucking sick Republican sacks. And have babies that we don't abhor. Chickpeas! Chickpeas olive oil!

So David Lucas is going to take out the bird's nest of Muslims in the clock tower. Well, he thinks it's the breakfast food. He thinks it's a bird in a nest. Tjana yon. Tumaric rice! Cherries in the rice! Got it.

Well, look at that huge fire stunt. Dude, they did not like David for this movie at all. No, they do not care. You cannot. He has a shadow. Yeah. He's a fat, round shadow. It looks like a black hole.

The muscle guy tricked him because he's a liar. The other person doesn't go into the room at all and join him in the ass kicking. His wife loves him. He's not honeypotting. They've literally got a guy to look like Brett Gelman to play. That's so funny. Wait, wait, wait.

Are you crazy? Hit the button. Hey, go and boss. Get the bathroom. Get the bathroom. Go! Go! Go!

Great. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Hits him with the weight. Enough. Okay. Killed them with the weight machine. Nice.

That's good. That's what I want. But they don't have enough money so that that happens once. They should have given the cool line. Looks like you need a spotter or something. Yeah, exactly. That have been good, right? Or it looks like I have the 72 versions.

And then, yeah. There you go. That's good. David Lucas walks in. He's like, I ain't never been in a gym before. Shoot, suits, boots. Boss. I never seen

None of this boss I think yeah The cops finally shot to shoot all the They're Muslim So they kill them Yeah White people we love being white now We learn our lessons

We deserve to get raped We're all Republicans now We deserve to get raped for our police We love Israel Oh my God Big Shapiro's really hot and cool You're next Do fucking Chinese

piece of shit. We're also racist, more racist than Republicans are. I know you thought we were woke like you. But we're right. But actually you're a Chinese piece of shit. You're a Chinese piece of shit. Only Republican people love

Chinese people. Punjab. He said Punjab. He said Punjab. He said Punjab. Oh, we hate the billionaire dollar who's an angel. people. The rich are great. Oh, here we go.

Here we go. She's about to get raped by the Tiziki salesman. Let's go. And this is a Jewish guy, right? They're all Israeli, from what I understand. They've got to all be Israeli. Damn. Well done.

Damn. Well done. He's so bad. He's like no talent. David David David action David action Damn

Oh no It's like a dog's or better actors Fucking sucks Air Bud He's not even accidentally good in anything My dog's kid He's bad at vaping Can't even vape well

A fucking fat hack Wishbone Wishbone's a better actor Wishbone knows more about books too This fucking hack Damn, well done Well done Damn

Well done Well done More like medium With a warm pink center You ain't right dog Kill yourself Kill yourself I'm she

I can't believe this is still done I know it's unbelievable What a waste of time Did this play in theaters at all No May you come John like this. A lot teaches us.

A lot teaches us. Women must be discipline. Yeah, we love you playing Nevada! Fott won't find out. He's mad. He's mad he just got an Uber Eats delivery. He's like, I can't turn this one down. It's a catering order.

It's a pay the life. Okay. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Dominic Wilkins Mahamed Ali Metal world peace Sharif up to Array Malcolm Jamal Warner

Levardin Levard Burden Because he's lib, jays. Did you catch that he's lips So he's like scared? His lips so he's a coward when they're trying to rape and blow his brains out He's a coward Come on, come on, man. Unlike Republican heroes,

so we just start listening to that Arctic monkey song in their heads. Sometimes, monkeys fall from trees. Beer-neal. So is he trying to be woke there? I think he was trying to be woken, so you got shot. The camp, bro, they just took Maya, and Lizzie's at the clinic. Sometimes monkeys fall from trees. What?

It means I gotta stay. It's literally an ancient Korean proverb. They go, they go, fuck you! White mythology, bitch. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Because you live.

All lives must die. Me, I'm Muslim man. The choreography on this is also terrible. Like, you can't tell where anything is. No, I have no idea what's going on. Oh, he sliced the Korean guy. the Korean guy like a samurai. Yeah.

You go broke, you go broke. Oh, David Lucas is firing. Hell he is. Conservatives are getting better, comedies, making lefties nervous. You should have never fired Shane Gillis. There is a, so there was a scene where David, it wasn't a stunt double, he was going downstairs. Yeah.

Yeah. Daddy's got down. He knows that. He calls that the Slime. That's some classic comedy. A funny hammer. If the cops shoot David like a hundred times, I'll actually say this is the best one at all time. If they kill him somehow.

If you did some hands up, don't shoot type shit. They put a knee on his neck for eight minutes. But that would be woke, right? That's what I'm saying. They would fuck it up. It would never happen, but I'd be like, that's fantastic. She gave birth like it's a fucking apocalypse. Look at that super real baby.

Is it black? It looks like a black kid. She's going to now cut it in half. She cuts the embellical cord. Nice. By the way, a character we've seen like twice. I've cut two umbilical cords. They're really squishy.

David Lucas saves a woman that just gave births life. My belly, my belly. Like a guy. Dude, even his action scenes are off screen. Yeah, because they can't happen. He's too big. No, yeah. He falls forward and starts choking her.

Yeah. He goes, what's up, stupid ho? You fucking bitch. Fucking stupid ass, bitch. What's this shit that just came out your pussy? Only thing coming out your pussy is to be my dick. He puts the baby. Fuck is this little weird thing.

He puts the baby in a French. the baby out of a window. Gary treats it like fucking flog raw. Puts in a French troll and starts eating it. Jay. You were expecting the other guy. Is he dead? Yeah.

You can say he's disappointing 72 virgins as we speak. Ha ha. Shit. Make it wordier. More words, motherfuck. More words. More words. More words.

Not enough words. Bravity is the soul of shit and shit. Brevity, my cousin. Are you talking about little brab? Brevity, my cousin, sold my food. I don't know what wedding. Bravity ain't making out the hood like me. David made it out of the hood.

See what the thing about me, I'm a... David made it out of the hood by taking it off. Yeah, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Wow. What a film. What's up, man. Surely he dies here. Hopefully.

Right? Hopefully. And I bet the, uh, no, I thought the terrorist guy. She said was going to kill her to teach her a lesson for caring. Rite. She's being punished for not being raped. Yeah. No, I'm rich, and I have such honor.

Because that's what rich people are like. Ronald Reagan did nothing wrong So is this the Republican girl or? That's the Republican reporter and that's the billionaire's daughter. Hell yeah. The heroes. I, the daughter, James Dupree, have been viciously Islamophobic in the past.

What? And I hereby renounce America. My father is a puppet for Israel. Israel and I want him to know. I'd rather die than have you surrender to these people. I know. They just can't stop with the Israel shit. So good.

I look like David Lucas taking a nap on the park. He's into heavyweights. Cops are finally there. It's only been like nine hours. This person was duly elected? I thought it was Lorraine Brocko for a second. Lord help us. Do you guys know what's going?

on right now? I think the mayor keeps asking. Now the FBI's there and they're like looking at the woke college kids being like this person was elected. Wait so is it over? No, I think it's still going on. But I think the FBI's there but the governor is woke

so she won't let them go in and then there's protesters. But they can't let a protest go on outside of a mass shooting, right? But Ben, because of woke they have to. Ben, the FBI has because of woke, the FBI has no jurisdiction on. So are they protesting saying let them kill everybody in there because it's good?

Yes. Is that what they're saying? Yes. It makes no sense. Ben, that's exactly what they're saying. And these heroes at the FBI are just like, God, I, if I could, I love helping people if I just could. If it wasn't for woke.

But I could help. I'm definitely not tricking retarded Muslim kids into, like, buying a gun with Bitcoin. Oh, he's back. He's back. Jonathan Majors is back on screen. Wow. What time has it been? It is an hour and 45 minutes into the movie.

Okay, wow. So I think he's in this movie for about nine minutes. Yeah. You're dead with my friend. I don't know how to act. Why am I? Why did my life leave me to this moment with you? How is this happening?

I shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here. We should kill ourselves. Let's kill David Lucas and then ourselves. So the guy who got shot by the guy with the baby at the beginning, this was, his this is his son yes so his son was like 14

when he because it was seven years ago right yeah I guess so yeah so that's why he had Jonathan Major's book and everything yeah because he's like you were my dad's partner or something that's the backstory we're getting revealed maybe after we've fallen asleep we've also skid the shit load of it Devin can I get a Lucy

yeah any chance thanks buddy this movie's been making me sleep every day I'm getting so asleep I'm going to so sleepy I'm missing every day But on a gayway I'm not fucking gay But that faggat

And it keeps me going It's fight and woke Fying woke I love going to college campuses To fight woke Ben I'm also realizing Ben Shapiro wrote The hero of his movie

Being a guy who like Owns SJWs at colleges Yes So this is a Ben Shapiro's Self Insert character Is Jonathan Mayors Is it really strong, cool looking black guy Is a buff black guy

Who kicks ass Yeah that goes around Slaying woke dragons Yes That's so insightful Like, imagine I wrote a movie about a podcaster who was, like, absolutely fucking ripped and also was a veteran hero at the same time. Yeah. That's what he's doing.

You're not like him. And you're half-cocked. Open-haired's way. You're a little bit woke, but you like your daddy, son. He used to call me the N-word every day. And I said, thank you. Can I have another? But now my hair is great because I'm older.

See your daddy. My slave mask. My son was my best friend. He used to whip me so tenderly. He would whip me tenderly into the night, then fuck my wife, who was also a slave. He buck broke my son. And I loved it. And he's leaving.

He's God again. Yeah. He's out of the movie! That's the end of the movie! He's not in it anymore. It's time for three scenes. Three scenes. Ben, Ben, not even three scenes.

Three setups. Yeah. That's right. Three setups. Holy shit. So the billionaire girl who was going to get raped and died because she refused to condemn Israel. So she was good. Yeah.

Or bad? No, she's good, Ben. She's good. She's good. Thank you. She's one of the few brave people. because her dad is a billion hair. So she's better.

Teresa Quill, the FBI. I've already nominated you and your friend, PJ for the congressional gold medal. Wait, so it is over. I think the mass shooting thing is over. They didn't show them, like, solved it, though. Getting arrested or whatever. The guy that...

Am I losing my mind? No, you're not. The guy that was forcing the girl to, like, give the speech, like, they didn't show what happened to him. Yeah. He didn't have a resolution. Can we see if maybe something?

Our country's highest civilian on her. Thanks. When are you going in, though? There's still students in there. They're doing all this and they're still happening? While your rescue operation was exceedingly brave, it did complicate matters. Ibrahim's demands have changed now that his caliphate is ruined. We can't because of the world.

He's requested a helicopter, bring him and his father to a fully fueled airplane at Dallas Airport. His father? Ibrahim is Assad-A-Mati's son. Confusing, I know. But he changed his name. in order to align with prophecy. Why don't you just kill these guys? Well, I appreciate the sentiment.

But frankly, this is about his head. He's proud. Yeah. Saunders here was Delta Force, the best of the best. He personally caught Assad in Somalia. He's been pleading with me to let him lose. Saunders here was a part of Southern Delta Force. No.

No. I don't think you want to turn him loose. Otherwise, you just would. This is foreign affairs. At the highest level. It isn't simple. I think it is. DeVlin on the phone with his family.

I'm sure they're worried. Wow. So they're saying the FBI is not going to do anything, so maybe they're going to get in there and get shit done and not let this guy go home. Hey man, I'm about to piss my pants. I think they're kind of pointing out there like the FBI loves being nice to Muslim people.

Right back that way. Oh, no, no, go back. And now he's going to sneak back in and kill him because he's a beautiful man beautiful Republican man He just said he had to go piss Actually He's lying

He's stealing an FBI jacket He's an American badass Him and his friend Who's comedic Relief but isn't It's not lit It's just like a taste You boys go on road

He's like All right well I'll be in my chair You said yourself we'd go back in as soon as we had enough firepower. I ain't going to stop you. I ain't skull to stop you. Shit. Can you dig it?

Yeah. Do the right thing. The firebloods. You do the right wing thing. Do the right wing thing, fellas. The end of do the right way. wing fang as he just leaves the pizza shot. And he goes,

Radio Rahim deserved to die. To the right wing. The FBI being like, sorry, we're woke. They're going to get away with this one. Thank God there's a 45 second video of a helicopter landing to pat the runtime. All right. Finally, we get some mages.

That's a lot of money to get the helicopter. That was real. That was probably taken from another shit. Yeah, poor shutter stock. They probably filmed the Children's Hospital helicopter landing outside the Vista Theater and just put it on that. Let me call you back. What the hell are these heroes doing? Please.

Don't leave me. It's been seven hours since my last rave. If I don't rap soon. Please bring me a woman who doesn't want it. Please just bring a wet pussy and put it on my lips. Oh, they didn't kill the baby here. daughter could even you can set them off all at once now remotely just type in the court it's called is i'm German for some reason

grand squad is that but i think that's an anti-israel thing I who know because he's German oh he's not as we move one man will cover as we move guys go they call that leapfroggy search them off and listen sir yes sir everybody all shut your mouth and listen look how many balls i can fit my mouth like the cover of exile on Main Street. That's a great album. That's a great album and that covers, I'm the guy.

I'm the black guy from that album cover. Also, thank God we stopped filming David Lucas. Clearly he was supposed to have more scenes, but we couldn't do it. His brother is slavery and victory. Great. Who said that? I did. You didn't.

You could have to forget that too. He said it's better to rain and hell than serve in heaven. His dad? He just forget to turn his safety off. How does he know your dad? He goes, it's better to take defeat than to be a slave, is what he said, I think. Yeah. We love being Muslim and white pussy.

Hennins and Regan Center. Who this? The Chinese guy. The Chinese. Korean. I think he had a Korean proverb or something. He puts on back. friends on the computer

and Tiger Belly and the other one and collapse he collapsed I love Rudy he goes I need to order one last Supreme Hoodie Also by the way This is this is Chin recording

his last podcast For the Fire and the Kid Before they kill him Okay, so the truck driving up. But they're smacks, so they're not in the truck. Hell yeah. They had a fucking yes. Damn, they killed the German.

I love this totally badass song they got from a copyright free music library. This was made in Garage Man, man in 2007. Please. Mung guys are trying to kill our women in that fucking shit. Got to keep the pressure off. So Ben Shapiro is the black guy. He published a book. Yeah.

He's a war hero. and he's saving whoa. Yeah. He's like, I'm the black guy. Yeah, he's liberating woe. Do you know this song? It's raged for the machine. This is Michael Knowles.

Not just in the fuck. Just shoot him already. Oh, wait, the guy's just playing the music. That's what he clicked on the laptop for? To inspire people to do something? I couldn't fucking knows. He, like, put on creed to, like, inspire everybody. what type of shit

so the end the song featured at the end of the film is a cover of the 1960s protest track eve of destruction okay this version is performed by the Mondo boys featuring Julie Mintz oh I love Julie Mintz I love the Mondo boys the Mondo boys featuring Julie Mintz or maybe that's the Run Hide Fight film from 2020 maybe I have that wrong

who fucking knows man who who gives it fucking shit you put us out of our misery yeah just live in this fucking turd What's flush this toilet? Who's that? Muslim guy. Oh, that's his dad.

Mm-hmm. They're trying. Oh, we got David Lucas. David was taking a nap on set. They had to thumb around it. Go be Korean, Korean, Korean guy. Do computer shit. What's his computer?

Please. Please. All right, put Hobson on Spotify. They shoot the guy. David Lucas saves the day Yeah Yeah Yeah

That's for Matt Walsh Shit and shit The governor The racist governor A Mike Wallace I'm sorry You're a griper hero I'm gonna suck your graper dick

Video games are cool I love you I love you I love you I've always loves you Every since I saw you In freshman orientation He's got a bulletproof vest on

And they're gonna be like Oh you're just You're fine Are you wearing a bulletproof vest? Devin, are you a professional screenwriter? I'm a genius, man. Sorry, I know the biz. It's the Hollywood kid.

The Hollywood kid. See, that's why he's funny. Oh, nice. That's why he's the funny one. And he gets the Republican reporter girl. White on white. We feel a lot better now. Better.

Hope no trans. There's something killed as fuck already? Hold on. I'm logging into the daily wires to make the phrase Mohammed. We're taking over the Babylon B. I am, hold on. I am going to FaceTime Laura Luma and call her a pig. Even though she's really fucking hot. Yeah, now what to rape her.

She looked like my goat back home that I raped. They don't give a shit about that round. They're so twisted, did that, right? Swallow my gun. Let's go. Great wine. Jesus. Great one.

Where do you know what to do? I'm Korean. Pornhub, Asa Akira highlights. At the end of his play. Asa Akira compilation. Best loads. The one with Bunk Cherry player. Very end of this line.

Black.com slash best of past month. They're on a merry ground. What a fun place to do a final shootout. Yeah, because the world is circus. Yeah, it's kind of, you know. Especially on campus. College campuses are like a fucking merry-go-round. There you go, Jace.

That's it. They go round and round, but shit's not getting done. Exactly. I got some unfinished business. I got to blow this go fuckers head. Smooth. Listen up, Dapperhead. Dr.

Dr. Daffahead. I'm gonna blow your shit, move off. You won't survive the storm that is to call. For doing Islam. You shoot, Dad. You're gonna believe that you'll shoot me. Yeah. You'll shoot me.

Your Shermuta. And shackles. I will be rewarded 10,000 times in the next life. You shoot me, who picks up your double dad? Ha, but you shoot me, your Uber Yitz goes cold. Nobody picks it up. Nobody picks it up. Nobody picks it up and delivers it to a wrong house, my friend.

You shoot me and get no wings now for you tonight. Then who texts you at midnight saying I cannot find address? I would tell my caliphate to see ki. I like a wriggly tomato. Scary ghost noises. I would tell my caliphate to order the people. never include you tints in your bag and to hold the cup all the way rather than put it in the cup holder so the ice kind of melts in the shitty if you ask for two hummus we will give you one hummus

it will ruin your meal your meal will suck we will not include the white sauce the white sauce and then you're trying to complain and door dash rolling give you like 80 cents back but it'll still ruined the whole real. My friend. My friend. My friend. Shermuda. In shackles.

I will be rewarded 10,000 times in the next life. When you die, you are nothing. When we die, we are mortal. She takes a safe. One way to find out. Die! Hell, yeah. I love you billionaire daughter who's good

So that guy was the Contagonist and then this guy is the actual antagonist I think he was the guy who shot his friend at the beginning of the movie Oh now the movies They just didn't have filmed the rest of it It forgot to film the end It just hits the loading sign And film the ad man

Then your Wi-Fi did this earlier too I hope it I think his Wi-Fi is tired of the movie My Wi-Fi Lib-Fi that's what I caught it I mean I guess we can't see the end

I wanted to see if there was like a like an in credits thing with David Lucas dancing like donkey at Dennis wreck or something yeah it's the outtakes but it's David just like walking off set confused the bloopers it might be the you know the

do maybe a refresh real quick refresh and then jump to two two hour 18 seconds you know let's just watch the whole thing from the beginning Yeah, the badass We're right here There is back like 20

Yeah, here we go I think he already blew his head off Oh shit I want to see if his shit goes off Damn your Wi-Fi, holy fuck It's good one When you die You are nothing

When we die We are martyrs Only one way to find out Die It's a good finishing line only one way to find out. You totally got his fucking ass. Now he's gonna fuck that billionaire daughter.

He's morally good. He's gonna go fuck Stell lefty. This is not the American way. I get your Van Lewin, right? That's the way. I get to talk about my friend. I'm crazy. I pick up asking Robbins.

I go to 7-11. I get you a red power. You're very hungover, my friend. Actually. that's the American way hell to shoot in on arms to shoot an arm man it's good

do a war crime I also love the the Marines that's two with guns who did nothing they're like well there's nothing we could do he's just like man

just thinking about how salt and straw won't show up that night my honeycomb flavor from Van Nu and show up That's okay. I love this country. A beautiful bear in there, Dada.

Can I take you to the carnival now? Yeah. Yeah. He's like, you see, she takes it really well. Like, you don't think it's going to fit in there because she's so small. Oh, this is a cover of what? What song is this?

Oh, this is something, uh... Isn't that? A breakfast at Tiffany's? They couldn't get the original? No, of course not. There's some real voice-lob at the end. It's very voice-loaf. And now America is safe to have Ferris wills and merry-go-round.

I said what about breakfast at Tiffany. She said, I think I remember the film. I said, we both got a light. What if you found out 30 minutes standing ovation at Cannes Film Festival? It's a film festival playing in a can. In a big garbage can. The film festival for the person that's eaten the most cans of food. Do you think there's any deleted scenes?

And then we might be released from our hell Bluper Real is just him Tying a big news. Yeah. Because his career is over. Well, I think that's it, folks. We watched the entire movie. That's that. And there was nothing that could be done. Nothing could be done about that. God, what a piece of shit.

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