lemonparty - 210: Binkygang

Episode Date: October 20, 2026

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But Ben, then we get three new followers. This is actually, you know what we should start doing now? What's that? If we want to make it big, if we want to go mainstream, I think we start doing this, this type of stuff. We start doing Christian family TikTok or accounts. Roll Oreos into milk or hot sauce? Yeah, this type of stuff right here. Oh, that's good, clean fun.

Oh, they're Mormons. He goes, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what is? It's like the white version of Telemundo. Yeah, which is basically just Peewee's playhouse. Yeah, yeah, it's Talmudu if they removed all the incredibly sexy women. Yeah.

Oh, it went in the milk. Now you drink the milk. Jokes on you, it's come. The dad dressed up like a bee to fuck other men in town. Like a bee. Like Talmudda. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's closeted gay man.

Yeah. It's your turn, dad. I think if you, so this is five minutes long. If you make it to the end of this, what if the whole family's murder suicide? Yeah. It comes to an RIP. Can I tell you, I've stumbled on these videos before, and I watch them to the end, and I feel like I just bought a whore who died while I was fucking hurt. I have like, when the, when the video ends and I just see my fat face and my black screen, I have the postnut shame of like, I just killed a, I choked a prostitute to death while I was fucking hurt.

But you're watching it to the end being like, I'm in disbelief of this. type of content being keying on the apps. I get obsessed with I watch and I go, what is when they hit cut, what insane show business, like Joe Jackson shit is happening? As soon as they hit, like, cut and the dad like slaps the kid

off the table. And he goes, you didn't make a face when you ate that hot sauce, you piece of fucking shit. Oh yeah. Well, that's actually a thing. Like that Ruby Frankie lady, like they were making content forcing the family to make content. She was like arrested. It's to prison. She was like torturing the kids.

One of the kids like escaped and was like found wandering through like the desert. Yeah, they would do like, here's I do an unboxing video and apparently the kid was like chained to like a car battery with like piano wire. She would like starve them. She would like would not give them like dinner if they didn't like do the video right. No, they were, they looked like

this family. They were very thin because she starved them. Yeah. She was fat, fat children don't make money on YouTube. One of them has a beard and looks like a empty. Oh, that's a, yeah. That's Abby Shapiro's a husband. It's unfortunate that you see a nice, white Christian family now

and the only thing you can really associate with that is something very sinister and evil. Yeah. That's what I always kind of because there has to be you can't just be playing games where you just roll cookies in the milk all day. When does any of them get out

any? No, no, no. When is one of these kids killed like one of the gremlins and gremlins? Shuffed into a big microwave and exploded. Ben, do not fast forward on the milk or hot sauce challenge, please. Watch his face. Watch his Watch the face like, is there pain there? I think there's kind of a MK ultra emptiness.

He's replaced his soul with DreamWorks face. Yeah. DJ like all hot chashes. So they all have influencer brain where they're doing YouTuber voice and Pixar reactions and stuff. Everyone has an affected voice, a facial expression. Yeah. Does he eat the hot sauce? Has anybody gone on the hot sauce?

hot sauce yet? Oh, the dad. Look at this. Look at this. That guy's completely insane. He's a villain. Oh, my God. That guy's completely insane.

He's the toy box killer. I know. That guy's literally called like the candy cane murderer. He like stabbed dogs with like sharp candy canes. Look at this sick fucking freak piece of shit. Fuck here. Dude, look at the pain in his son's face. Yeah.

That looks like a 90 year old Holocaust victim. All the kids look like they're on chemo for their personalities. He goes, tell us what you think in the comments. This is a Netflix documentary. Oh, 100. It's totally a Netflix dot coming out soon about the hot sauce milk family. 100%. 100%.

This is dark. This is really dark. I want him to get the hot sauce. What does that mean? What is that? I think that means you have to roll again. You think this is a family where you could. say what the H.E. double hockey sticks? Or you don't think you can even say that. I think you,

I think you go, what the A.T. double hockey sticks and the dad rips off the belt so fast. It like burns him. Yeah. He takes the belt. Yeah. His, like his pants sing. He takes the belt out so. Rips his belt off and turns himself into a baby blade. Yeah. It starts hitting you with the buckle. On purpose. We couldn't say heck or suck. I got, uh, I couldn't say that sucks. That was a bad word. And we couldn't say butt. I got, I got, I got whooped for saying what the hell. You said hell? I said we were watching James Cameron's The Abyss. I was like, I think five and the aliens came up, the big shiny light aliens. And I said, what the hell?

And dad just beat, just beat the fuck out of my ass. I remember he pulled me in the back room and he goes, who taught you that? Who taught you that? Who taught you that? Who taught you that? I have to say that to apply the energy when you're four. Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I was like, I think I was like, I heard it from my cousin. I can pick it. Yeah, he went and he drove and killed the cousin. Where did you learn the word hell? I didn't know the word. Oh, from the Bible. I think probably from the Bible. Yeah, hell's in the Bible.

And so his ass. Yeah. I said, what the ass? Hell? They just beat the shit out of my ass. Just fucked my ass up. Yeah. Yeah.

I kind of miss get my ass beat. It probably would. Like, if it happens to you enough, I think at some point, it's probably good for you. Like, it would probably be good for me for me to fly to Dallas. and then like drive an hour to mom and dad's house and ask dad to like spank me like the old days just for my own good. Yeah, it turned into like a Japanese businessman

that needs to get your ass kicked by your dad to come. Yeah, yeah. Dad spanks your ass and your prostate blows up like a big balloon. Just explodes. Because basically once you have the hardware, you're not, you know, you just need to get like, you know, it just needs a tune up every now and then.

And that, because that is the child Is the hardware getting spanked, is what you're saying? I'm just saying dad, I'm an automaton that dad built in his basement, essentially, and he's the only one who knows how I really work. Okay. Because he's my creator, right? Yeah, he knew your spot. Yeah. That's right.

Mm-hmm. So dad, so dad is Geppetto and I'm Pinocchio. Does that make sense, Chase? You follow me? It makes perfect sense. Okay. And the cricket is. A black guy that we knew.

A black, a one black guy that we knew. Yeah. In town. Mm-hmm. who played the harmonica. So what are you saying? What did he build you for? He built,

well, he built me and I only run off of abuse, is what I'm saying. Right. Because that's how I was made. So what I'm saying is I've been so long without being abused that I need, I need to call that and ask him to be by ass.

You haven't been yourself. It's like a Snickers commercial. Thank you, Devin. You're not yourself if your dad's not kicking your ass. Yeah, Joe Jackson and a Snickers commercial. And that's why I seek out father figures And abusive relationships with people But as I've matured

As I've matured, I've stopped doing that. How fat is your dad? Yeah, as you matured, you, do you think if dad like spanked you now, Do you think you'd get sad because he would, like, hurt his wrists And they wouldn't be, like, powerful? The spankings never hurt my feelings. It was like him, like, he, threw me off of a T-box once and like bunched me in the face.

But to be fair, I duck-hook the drive. Right. No, I'm just kidding. You ducked hook a drive and went, shoot. And he goes, I have to throw my son like I'm in Mortal Kombat. I have to beat him up like a pedophile on a kick TV. You dad's the new street fighter. Spanking people.

Yeah, just whipping their ass. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I definitely, I've talked about, I definitely, like, when I was, like, got out of the house, I had it.

There was about 10 years I would routinely dream about, like, like, beating my dad. Like, badly, like, horrifically, like, beating my dad. What was, like, what was the setting usually? It was, I could never remember the setting. It was always, like, we, like, he started yelling at me and I started yelling at him, and then he would, like, fight me. And then I'd, like, it sounds like a joke.

You wouldn't never be, like, in the army or something. No. No, no, no, no, no. It would be like, we start fighting. And then when I first started having the dreams, he would kick my ass. And then as I became more, it sounds like a stupid bit, but as I became more, I think my own man, I would start to beat his ass. It would be, like, tied. And then, like, when I finally stopped having him, it was like, I was just, like, being the fuck out of him.

And, like, everybody was like, no, don't like, stop. It's like, it's like sad. It was kind of like the, like, in a casino when they just came beat with the bat. Right. And it's, like, over the top. Right. But I don't have those dreams anymore. But I do think when he's on his one day when he's on his deathbed, I'm going to flip him over.

Just wail on his ass. Just take my belt out. Yeah, that's a good time. In the hospital. Now that he can't move. It's a good time to settle the differences. I go, hey. The black nurse cracks your knuckles.

Yeah. He pull his oxygen hang out of his nose. And I go, do you want it? Yeah. He goes, no. No. No. I like it.

I like it. I love the idea of all the black nurses is being like, Yo, like, Germain, come in here. This little pussy-ass white boy. Like, he's bad to get revenge on this old ass white. You know these faggy whites wait till their dad sucks. You see, I'll beat my dad's ass when I was 12, but I'm a man. He's going to let us hit too.

See, you're a little person. They're all walking in with weapons to beat up and kill dad. Yeah, and I go, no, this is exactly what he wants. He wants black people to beat the shit out of him. So he can be like, see? See, it's out of you at the very end they get you. I go, you're giving him exactly what he wants. Right at the end.

He breaks into your room and they get you. I'm a good white man. I just wanted them to eat milk and hot sauce. I go if you really want to hurt him, give him $5 right now. And you go, no! Yeah! I don't know. I'm sure that does happen.

There are people who have done that. Like wait until their dad gets really old and feeble and then beat their ass. Beat him to death. Yeah. It probably feels great. to meet up like a bed or a guy. You probably feel terrible, but like the first couple hits,

you're like this like really. Like a locks like a dopamine type thing. Well, when I look at really sick people and part of me on this primal level always feels like they deserve it. Okay. So when you see someone who's really sick,

you're like, what did they do? Right. To deserve the situation there is. The defense mechanism so you can't be like, I see. I put it, I have a baseball bat.

Yeah, I'm hitting into my palm. You're at the child cancer ward. Like, what did they do? You're going to be sick. Cracking your knuckles in the lobby. Yeah.

All because you don't realize that's a defense mechanism against, like, the panic that this could happen to anyone you love. And they're like, sir, you're here to hand out toys? Yeah, you're putting boxing gloves on. I'm here to hand out food. Going room to room to room. I'm here to hand out knuckle sandwiches to all the kids. Yeah, I don't know. It would probably feel good as hell.

Like, if you've ever been, I've only been in, like, one fight. But, like, I did get, like, a real caveman dopamine kick afterwards. When I choked that guy for you guys, remember. No, no, no, that's just adrenaline, right? When you guys told me to choke that. We told you, too. To choke that black guy outside of the drawing room. You're talking about adrenaline.

Yes and no, because I've experienced adrenaline. It was like different. It was like literally like somebody put a coin in a slot in my brain that's never had a coin put in there. There was something like just ping. I'm like, oh, like all my friends were like in trouble hypothetically and I hurt something. Right, right, right. to defend my tribe. There was like a,

like an ancient warrior caveman type of thing. I'm kind of bored of bored of liberal L.A. at this point. What? Like, because we just need new story. Like, I wanted to be right. They should be the drawing Muhammad room.

Okay. We could turn L.A. right wing. The city's really fake liberal at this point. It's like very liberal yuppie. Like, they're secretly, they're all going to age into being,

like, even Silver Lake. Silver Lake. It's all... It's full of rich kids. These people are all like NPCF. None of them care like that much. It's just trendy right now.

Technophascists. Technophascists. They're techno-fascist, Ben. They're always plugged in. They got AirPods in. They have an Exxon mobile like trucker hat ironically, but their dad actually owns like oil. Yeah. No, yeah, exactly.

They dress like the one gay guy in the Matrix. Because I think... The one gay guy at Zion. I think they're growing up there. I think they're more cynical to, like, they're like, I remember that like summer that my dad made me. draw George Floyd on the garage. And they're like, I'm not gonna go crazy and say like, fuck blacks, but like,

kind of. That was gay. But that was very gay. You know what has survived with the young hipstery people for 12 years now is the carabiner. Yeah, I hate, I don't get that, Devin. The janitor. Are you a janitor for your home? Like, you don't know how to put your fucking keys. I hate that stupid look. You got giant pockets. With the converse and the jeans cut off, right? before the The like

Jinko jeans Yeah You got giant pockets and a carabiner Yeah The guy drinking Yeah

Yeah I don't know I don't like that Look rolling up the beanie The rolled up Carabiner Lucky Strikes The carabiner Yeah

It's like the fake Working Class look You know Or it's like You've had a long day of kick flips Yeah You're closing

At the kickflip Factory The kickflip factory's So you had to bring All the keys home Yeah Yeah, I've never quite understood that. It also feels really easy.

Like, I feel like people should, like, lunge for them. Yeah. Like, that's everything you had. Like, those are really important to you. Why are they just out jingling? Like, everyone should be, like, grabbing for them. I would love if there was, like, a cold, like, a cold war of carabiners, and eventually somebody was, like, wearing, like, actual janitor rings.

Like, a big 18-inch hoop with, like, 80 keys on it. Yeah, yeah, right. At J's bar trying to get pussy. I've always thought of them as just babies, and that's why they, like, Keys jingling everywhere. Maybe that's it. You know, it also gives off that, that look, it gives off this, like, feeling that this guy needs to, like, you know, like, kick his feet up.

Like, he's had a long, like, he's been outdoing stuff. He's doing it for the pension. He's an elevator repair man in Chicago. He's in a union. He needs a fucking beer. But his hard day is carrying one book around in an app sack to different shops. He's tired from carrying one buck. It's a guy who fantasizes about being a tuner.

Like, he goes from house to house fixing. pianos. Like a movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a tuner. Yeah, yeah. It is. It's, yeah.

Then he has like a specific skill. It's like not people or people are very aware of. I'm a proletariat, but like for the artist. Oh, me. But really, I just go in rich people's homes and I make the keys sound good. So when they pay Elton John to come over for $1.5 million, it sounds really good. Yeah. I work at the, um, being cool, but in a blue collar way factory.

What do you do? Yeah, I'm at the cool guy blue collar factory. I'm at the cool guy blue collar factory. I'm at the cool guy blue collar. guy blue collar who makes a lot of money but it's cool about it factory what do you do yeah yeah these guys are all around yeah they they they a lot of people that's really got to go they look like i've been walking around yesterday i went to joy and it's that we need uh that's in highland park we need napal i know they all look like fucking the uh mac miller and they all run they all are like a

part of like restaurant groups that own like multiple like italian like delis across the that's owned by like benjamin nana yeah that are all yeah this is tough this makes port Portlandia look like Mr. Rogers' neighborhood. I mean, it's fucking insane. Because I know. It's not Portlandia, though. It's not real. It's worse.

There's no cost playing now because everything is so expensive in like Silver Lake in these places. You couldn't possibly have a day job and afford rent here, even with roommates. So I know you're fucking really, really rich. Like really rich. A lot of the $500,000 a month in Silver Lake. And you're doing that all with your little. But the shooly thing is. You pull a little craft beer.

They drink wine on the sidewalk out front of a place that has somehow gotten away with, like, that being a thing. And they sit in the back of a new Jeep. And they all drink wine out of plastic cups. It ain't working anymore. We know who your fathers are. But Ben, they're not trying to hide in anymore, and it's kind of worse. They're literally, like, go, like, there will be like a fake bisexual guy being like, yeah, so my daddy's a millionaire, L-O-L. Stick your tongue out.

Daddy's a millionaire, spending Daddy's plastic. L-O-L. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Fucking whores. Fucking whores. Shane was right, man. You guys are fucking whores, man.

You can't have a fake laptop job and make it in any city now. If you're doing that, your dad is still paying your bills. And then the other money is like spending money for you to, you know, always have a fresh pack of cigarettes in your front pocket. And every color of beanie imaginable. And your matcha isn't actually ceremonial grade match. It's fake. You need to buy it from Japan. Piece of shit.

You piece? This is what I tell them when I rolled down the window and they're having coffee. I rolled down my window. I got really into ceremony of matcha for a year because I had long COVID. I was trying to treat my autoimmune shit. You need to get whisked in a little cut. Hoof, man. I had a 10-minute walk through Silver Lake yesterday.

I do it every day. I was like, unfucking believe. I don't know how you. I do it every day. Actually, I know. And I get kicked out of places. Every way. Oh, yeah.

I like it. It keeps me alive. I do like it. Yeah, you're trying to by the worst people in the entire world. But Devin's transitioning into Uncle Stan. Yeah. He loves it.

I will, they will, they'll have to pry me out of here. You're going to get, you were a gentrifier in 1991. You're going to get gentrified even out of this place. When I, when I'm out and about,

I act like a, like a Silver Lake towny. Like, I act like the town. Like, oh, you didn't think there was any real white people left in Silver Lake anymore. You fucking cock sucker. My dad's a fucking bank robber.

I like to the people, people, people leave places that I'm at because I'm being loud. I've seen it happen. And obnoxious. Many times. And they need to know. They need to know. Many times I've seen, I've seen Devon have an attempt at getting pussy if you wanted to and scream at a woman instead. And that's beautiful.

I've literally seen like at a taco truck like two chicks be like, what are you doing? And you go, fuck you. Well, no. Not like that. It was good. No, yeah. They tried to, like, throw a joke at you. My favorite thing I took it wrong.

My favorite thing when Devin's drunk and a woman is, like, getting on his nerve, she'll say something, kind of stare at Devin. And Devin goes, not funny. Try it. You're throwing you. I know you thought that was funny. Not funny. No one's laughing.

No one laughed. No one laughed. One that I do, I'll go unhelpful and then keep talking. Oh, that's very good. Good. So you're grading them life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you give them an A through an F.

And this is men, I mean, because they're all the same now. I can't tell who's who. Everyone's got the same haircut. Yeah. But the people you're seeing, Ben, I think they're coming, they're traveling in on weekends. Because you were there on a weekend, and it's way crazy on weekends. It's insane. It's crazy.

Every woman looks like Chris Farley and every guy looks like Cayu. Yeah. No one is making, all the guys look like Hawkeye. Well, here's the thing. The guy who lives in Canada with a dog, they look like that guy, or they look like... Also, it has changed a little bit, though. There's a lot of attractive, like,

a lot of attractive people down here now on weekends. And that wasn't... The women used to dress like... They used to, like, all look like they were recovering from, like, a vicious beating, and they used to, like, hate their youth and wear just, like, cardigans and, like... Grandma glasses.

Like, rugs over their legs, like FDR. They wasted their entire youth doing that shit. Yeah. They missed out on being a horror. And now the women that are out, they seem much more like they're just, like, people. Right. So it's, it's, uh, it's real normies now. They're not even pretending to like hide their shit.

Yeah, but they're doing like third wave being a whore where they're like, it's like almost like they're meta about it. Yeah. Where they're like, I know I'm a whore and that's actually empowering. They're guessing it's people, they're one degree removed from like Charlie XEX. So they think they're like doing something. There's a place up in the junction where people wait, young people wait in a long line for a photo booth. I saw that. What is that? I don't, it's just the worthless retard center. I don't know, but they wait, literally all these absolute, just like empty carcasses of humans

wait in line with somebody that they won't be with in two years. And they take pictures in this photo booth that I imagine is really expensive and then they get gelato. So it's a strip of pictures that they get? I think something like that. A strip of pictures for $9.

And they wait and I see people take pictures like in front of buildings and I'm like that's not a special building but I think they've made it like it's the pink wall, like it's an historic monument now. I see people having, like, photo shoots in front of, like, a sweet green. And I'm like, what people in front of Arawan? Yeah.

They're at the Chase Bank on Silver Lake, like, Boulevard. Yeah. And this is what I'm talking about. Because I saw it in, like, I love L.A. or something. Right. This is why I'm communist now. Okay, officially. I'm going to get a Kangall cap.

Okay. Whatever. Whatever kind of... Your version of communist is being a black guy. Going to be a... I think communism is, like, being a Black Panther or something. You're at a DSA meeting going, like, point a personal privilege. I'm shuffling cards

I think that's what Carl Marks was a black guy You're loudly playing Domino's at a DSA meeting Carl Marx was a black guy It was Carl with a cat Yeah yeah yeah no he played for the Utah Jazz Right Carl Marx impregnated 12 year old

This is why And I'm a very reactionary guy You know that about me I don't have any beliefs I've always told everyone that about you Of course Of course you're like a pit bull That needs to be put down

You too reactive. I walk around and I say, how do we get the Houthis over here? Is there any way, if we could get them out in front of the black cat or, what is it, 27 taps? What is it? 33 taps. The Masonic number. Evil. Yeah.

Sathetic. Unbelievable. Don't wonder Alastair Crowley loved it here. Yeah. The 1400 bar. Disgusting. Barcault. You know what?

You. How about we make the 4100 bar of 4,100 degrees? inside with the doors locked from the outside. Well, that's why they have to pick patio, because I've tried. These people, they're also like vicious coke heads, too. Oh, all they talk about is doing coke and catamines.

They all support the drug trade. They love the cartels. They love the cartels. They love it. They love it. That's why they fucking hate ice so much because their dealers keep getting deported. Woo!

Woo! How old even! I just said it. I just said it. It's fun. It's fine. Somebody will use it against me later. Let me tell you something right now, though.

Devon's going to be 65. You wake up, you put on Kill Tony. It's 2050. I'll put on Kill Tony behind the scenes. Yeah, 65. You're playing Kiltoni on an old Victrola. Yeah. I walk, I hobbled down the pine and crane,

and I move some people away like Ebony's. And I go, get out of here, faggots. Like an old queen. Old queen. Bah humbugfack Everybody thinks you're gay Because you're so miserable Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, they're like, only a gay man could be that mean Yeah, those shoes aren't doing it, honey Oh, what do you get that purse from? Goodwell, you stupid bitch They're like, oh, that's the famous old gay guy You're eating, but then you're eating fun watching straight porn on your phone Watching porn

That's the phone Fuck you! I don't even bother bringing my AirPods anymore. It's just full blast porn. Dev is watching porn like it's a race he has money on. He's like hitting his like thigh with a pamphlet. He goes, come on, squirt!

Squirt, Gianna, squirt! He's already seen it. That's so funny. This is a classic. Jiana picked this kid up on the side of the road. No, you'd be a real like. It was his first time. His first fucking time, so they say.

And do you see how hard he got? That's the heart of a champion right there. Devin, what I'm saying is... All those people looking at him and he still got hard. You're like one of those old guys in the Sports Century documentaries. You're like one of the guys who wrote for the Boston Globe. Yeah, yeah. There's a 30 for 30 with me talking to my dad about it.

What I'm saying, Dev, is you're going to become the killdozer guy. Yeah. You're going to leave Pynobie? and crane or fah or whatever you're going to go home you're going to go today's the day you're going to open your garage you've been for 20 years i've been working on a yeah you've been working on a machine of death right you put a giant with a giant arcade game claw on the front of it so you can pop people's heads like ushers you're going to put yoshi in the passenger seat her big her milky white eyes because she's a very old dog she's a 50 year old dog she's a 50 year old dog you've kept alive spending

thousands of dollars oh love it then had a kill does her but with a big crane on the front How would I attract people to it so they think it's like a novelty? So then they get up close and then it's like... You would make a big photo booth that you ride around. Yeah. And gay guys would like run to it to go like take a picture of themselves kissing because they think they're in a movie and you would fry them like a big microwave. They would get in the photo booth sit down and you would drop a glass panel and just fry them while people watch.

That would be cool to have a Potemobile but with like an MG42 on the top of it. Just do Fury. You can pop your head at the top. Just driving the tank from Fury down. sunset. Yeah. Yeah, Shilabov's literally inside. He's inside with me. Feeding you bullets. Yeah. Pointing at a guy sucking on his own nipple piercings and you go, kill that guy. Somebody shoot that guy. Somebody shoot that guy.

He's gay. But in a way, I don't like. No, what I'm saying is, I'm surprised there aren't more Ted K guys, basically. Yeah. Like, I thought there would be more, like, geniuses who are, you know, living in the woods and making like weather balloons that like pop over big cities and like acid falls like rain over everybody and like kills like 150 people. Yeah. There's no

there's not a lot of like domestic terror where it's like the guy was just like frustrated with people that suck ass. Yeah. It's always just random horseshit. I know China during the rape of Nanking. Didn't they send balloons with a bunch of shit and piss and like nails and like bugs in it

and stuff? They did during World War II, I believe Japan. put bombs on balloons and tried to float it to America. I thought there was like maybe fleas and ticks in it or something? Maybe, I don't know. That's awesome. I don't know. They did.

Just to make us itchy? There was, it's the only, I think, case of, like, death on, like, the continental U.S. soil during World War II is like,

one of them pop. One of the balloons, like, went to, like, a schoolhouse and, like, the peak of Kansas and, like, a kid, like, grabbed it and it, and, like, blew in half. And that's the only death on American soil during, like, World War II.

Oh, I don't know. Not counting Pearl Harbor, of course. Hmm. There was just one little kid with like a wallipop and a sailor's uniform in the year of 1943 and he goes, oh, look a balloon. And then he ran to it and then exploded in half. Nice. Yeah.

I still don't get why fucking Japan was even in on any of it. I don't get what they were up to either. What those? They wanted to run Asia. Do they even know? By the way, they love us now. God only knows what they were thinking. And by the way, a lot of people have pointed this out that Pearl Harbor didn't even happen

and we blew our own shit up. But it was all fake. Do you think that's true? No. No, but I saw it on it. No, but I want to. But many have pointed it out. People who work for Israel have pointed that out.

The Pearl Harbor movie, you know who's in it? You know who produced it and acted in it? Daniel Ellison, Larry Ellison's son. Have you seen the seat? What is it, the aviator? What is it called? No, it's a flyboys. Fly boys!

Is that Pearl Harbor? No, it's James Franco. It's about just guys who flew planes in war. Whatever, it's Jewish. Daniel Ellison. in it. Fly guys more like it. Have you seen the clip of Daniel Ellson trying to act in fly boys?

I have seen it, yeah. It's really bad. I call it fly boys because the white guys were really cool in it. Unlike the Jewish guy. I never saw fly boys. There was a lot of movies in the 2000s during the Iraq War about like guys who had really like tapered haircuts and like hot white. Once they came out with the Tuscagee Airmen.

When they came with the Tuscagee Airmen movie, I go now they've gone too far. Is that the Tuskegee experiments where they put a bunch of... There was a movie, though. It was like black pilots and stuff. Yeah. And then like Anthony Camas in it, like, screaming up the sky. Was there actually a... I think there was a movie about, like, the black people in World War II that, like, flew planes.

Yeah, it was called, like, the Black Barron or something like that. Yeah. I think Terrence Howard was in it, doing weird math. I like the idea of top gun, but they put him in an actual gun that he flies around. Yeah. Bottom gun. Yeah. Top gun sideways. Yeah.

Okay. How about instead of Top Gun, it's sideways good. Yeah. And instead of playing volleyball, they just all call each other fucking gay. Yeah. So then be like, you want to play volleyball, you fucking faggots. By the way, I want to be on record here. Top Gunnx fucking sucks ass.

It sucks ass. It's not good. It stinks. It stinks. It stinks. It's just for retarded, like, white people you know to be like, we named Red Dog Maverick. It was like the original Barstall guys. They love to have nicknames for their friends.

Iceman. Yeah, they're like, I love watching a bunch of guys fuck each other in the ass. And I didn't care about the remake either. The only cool thing was the last, like, the last scene when they're flying. You know, the rest of the whole movie sucks shit. But that's what, one battle after another has that trick too with the chase at the end. And you go, but that was really good. Yeah.

You're talking about, you mean the climax? Yeah, the apotheosis of the fucking, you know, like everybody says the whale sucks, but what about what he stood up? Right. Yeah, that's, of course, a movie about a great big fat guy, the climax is him. standing. The hero's journey is him walking to the fridge and back. He's the monomith because he's a circle. Yeah.

No, Topga Mavericks suck the assent, but in kind of like, I did like watching it, but also I nearly hung myself during COVID, so it might have been that. I like the flying scene at the end, but the rest of it I thought sucks shit. And it was like weird that I was like, but it's like a bad movie with a cool plane scene. Also, Jennifer Connolly had no tits on it. It made me really sad. Yeah, and she had no tits on it. robbed their tits.

I got invited to IMAX's headquarters to watch Top Gun Maverick from the people at IMAX. Ooh. And it still sucked ass. Yeah. Did you say it sucked ass? No, I told them it was really good. Everyone was just like, wow, a movie and theaters, like, with a cool scene, fine, like, you know, after COVID. Yeah.

It sucked because I wanted to be on my phone and shit, but I'm, like, next to the IMAX people. Yeah. Yeah. Like, usually I would just be taking, like, a really big shit or something. And, like, tweeting at someone on Twitter to kill them. themselves like i can't i can't yeah i'm not meanwhile tom cruise is watching you from a sniper's tower yeah he's got a scope on your ass now you guys look i'm not gonna go see it probably what's that because i'm fucking exhausted my my son has been flushing golf balls down the toilet didn't he flushed

remote down the toilet he flushed the remote he also um i went outside on the on the the balcony and he had my wallet and he was taking all the credit cards and throwing them into the street like this Dude, your son is doing jackass. He's doing crazy shit. He's doing jackass to you. I feel like I'm Phil. Yeah.

And he's bam. He's gonna barge in when he's three. Still tiny and beat the fuck out of you on the toilet. He's gonna be like, you fucking old bitch. He's doing crazy. He's like Dewey Cox in the bathroom. He's like ripping the sink off the wall. No, dude, he literally does like front flips off of the coffee table.

He's one and a fucking half-year-old. It's fucking Donnie from the wild thornberries. So right now he's. beat my ass too good. I'm not going to make it to theaters, but I will eventually probably watch it on some bullshit like Apple TV. But what is going on with, in Arutu, and Digger and everything?

Digger I liked. It's not, it's not perfect, for sure, but there's a lot of good stuff in it. Yeah. I ultimately think it's, it was pretty great, but I never want to see it again. It's like, a movie where I'm like, I, you know, it's like a, once you

get, get it, you're like, that's cool, but Jesus Christ, did you have to torture me. Yeah, it's like, uh, it's like watching Moonlight or something. You're like, I'm never watching this again. I like Moonlight. I've seen it a bunch of times. You have? I've seen it like three times, probably. Really? Yeah. It was in theaters. I saw it in theaters.

Never saw it's a bunch of woke. Woke. What's a, what? I love, what. It's about a gay guy. It's it's a, uh, yeah, gay blacks. And I like, I like, I go, I go, I go, that's right. Wasn't it just, you're fucking gay? You're fucking gay. You're fucking gay. Wasn't it like place beyond the pines

But it was just a black guy Yeah place between the cheeks Yeah Yeah No Digger is like Most of the movie is almost unwatchable Until you get the thing Yeah there's no you can't

It's like there's a twist The movie work is like it's a satire of satire Because it's like making you It's like forcing you to watch The reason everybody watches the trailer And it goes like this is a hunk of shit Is the reason the movie's great But we can't like reveal the twist

to tell you why. Someone should do a double feature where you get to see Digger and then after that you get to see the magical, the society of magical Negroes. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, and you fuck up. Yeah, the American Society of Magical Negras. You fuck up and you go, can I see the American Society of Magical Diggers, please? Yeah. Have them back to back.

Yeah. Like the themes, you know, because they're both satire. I saw a relatable post with people where. where they said they downloaded, they go that day you downloaded letterbox and spent 18 hours reviewing every movie you've ever seen. Yeah. So I was like people did that?

That's insane. Like it's a job you clocked in it? I hate letterboxed. You think everyone's reading? I hate everyone thinks that they're... I thought Jace used it in a funny way. Yeah, yeah, people can use it in a funny way. No, I didn't. I hate when people use it in a funny way.

Oh. I just used it in a cool way. Yeah. I just go, this is my actual thought about this movie. Chase used it in a based way. People, no. It wasn't the worst way. I never said it was a based way.

First off. You were based on it. I never said I was based on it. Jay's face with the people in the comments. I don't give a fuck about them. Whatever. The shitty gay way to use it. The shitty gay way to use it was to be like, like, you watch like no country for old

men and these people are going to like, my favorite part was when he said no country for old men and then he no country it all over the place. Yeah, yeah. Three out of five stars. That guy, bullet in his brain immediately. Yeah. I would just give my serious thoughts. I think you should be funny on letterbox.

Yeah, you should actually... I think I.O. Ediria does that. She kills it with her... That's what I'm saying. Her humorous breakdowns. Yeah. The way she says I be sad. She's Bay.

Yeah. She is Bay. I love how she's not talented in any aspect of entertainment. I call her Rosie the Redditor. Hey. Fucking Quirk Jungus bitch. Yeah. Get her ass.

Yeah. No, but the funny, quote, unquote, letterbox is the worst thing of all time. Yes, I hate it. Yeah. That's the reason I stopped using. it. Yeah. It's just that was ever... No, I was logging on to sinners, giving it one

star and saying a five-paragraph thing of like, this is why it sucks, and then black people are commenting that I should kill myself. That's how you use letterbox. Yeah. You hated... They didn't actually like that movie there. Well, to be fair, his review was too many black people. I go, I get

it's about sinners, but like enough of them. What about sinners? Well, they usually drop it. I mean, they all pretended nope was a masterpiece. for like six months. Cinners, they dug in,

man. No, dude, I'm not letting them have that one. People at Twitter are just now admitting that Michael B.

Jordan is bad at acting. They are not admitting that Cinners is a bad at me. They dug in like a Facebook plate. Shit. Shit. Devin, you are off for that one.

Shit. Child, you play. You play, you play, child. No, they will not give it up that Cinners

shouldn't have been nominated. for 45 Academy Awards. It was actually a hunk of dog fucking shit. No, I'm never going to let them live that one down. No. I'm going to call every black guy now. They're going to confess. It's going to take me. This has been calling every black guy. He knows.

Putting his phone away. You're like, oh, all right. You call a Rosco's just to give him a tell him. They go, Ross goes, you go, hi, my name's been, everything, they go, we know Cinnis, all right, we get it. All right. Do you want the A-Cokes to live it or not? But no, it's, it's, it's, um, I think Cenners is objectively the most overrated movie that's ever existed.

In, in history. That's possible. In history. If we went through it, I bet I could find a few others. It is insane. They called it a cinematic masterpiece, Devin. It's not even good. I thought it was entertaining.

I didn't think it was going to be this thing by the end of the year. It's not even that, Devin. It's not even that. I don't even care to ever watch it again. It's not even that. This is going to be Jason's Anthony Kimia moment where you can't let it go for like 15 years. He hate... Because you got attacked by black...

I genuinely hate centers. But you got attacked by black people on Twitter for it and they were calling you a racist, Mayo. Well, they also thought I was Woody Allen because that's my bell cop picture. They're like, classic old Jewish man. attacking a movie and shit. They're like, this is an old Jewish man named Atlim and Potty Show, too. It was incredible gaslighting.

Yeah. I don't get mad about the black people. I'm not comedia. I get mad about the line. Yeah. That it just, it sucked. It sucked ass. It feels, um, it feels, uh, like, marginal, it feels condescending to black people

that they had to pretend that it was a masterpiece. It's extremely condescending. Yeah. Yeah. It's extremely condescending. I mean, because when I tweeted that it sucks. It was after it got nominated for the most Academy Awards of all time. Yeah.

And I said, that's interesting. It broke that record because it's not a good movie. And then people like black people who are not even real. Well, people always love to go like, well, what movie? What have you made? What have you made? No, no, no. They would go, watch this, y'all.

What movie you think deserves an award? Yeah, they go, watch this. And in my head, yeah. And in my head, I would go like, Sing Sing. They'd be like, I don't know what that fucking is. Right. Sing was way better. This is who was attacking Jason on Twitter.

Who is this? So I guess there's a new like binky wave thing going on in the black community. Okay, man. I'm sure it's the CIA. Okay, man. Binky wave? Yeah, this is, yeah. No, this is literally Albert Dulles came up with this.

I have to pretend they're base now. Albert Dulles had a wheel where he goes, don't open this for 40 years. And it was Binky Wave. Oh, Alan Dulles? Sorry, Alan Dulles. Well, he had a brother, too. I forget his name. Albert.

Well, no, the black CIA guy is Albert Dulles. Fat Albert Dulles. Damn. So it's two, like, babies in a trench coat dressing up like they gangsta? And this was probably made in AI by Gunther Eagleman, but maybe it's also real. It probably is. It is at EBT Talk follows me. Oh, it's Jim Norton.

No, it's not. Jim Norton follows BBT talk. Nice. POV, you wake up in the squirt gun section of Toys ROs. Baby Binky is the latest way to flex on ops. So they're actually doing Binky Gang stuff. All right. Now I like it. Now that I realize it's like Tom Green shit, I like it. Binky Gang.

That's so funny that black people become as schizophrenic. They're like Freddie got fingered stuff. Yeah, it's becoming like genius. I do sometimes see black shit so retarded. I'm like, am I like not it? That I don't get that they know this sucks ass. Like when I watch Freddy got fingered and I go, this rules. Who's that fat guy from the fucking nightmare before Christmas? Who's that guy? Oh, this? Yeah. Um, I, I get the phone. Get the phone.

Get the phone. Feel good. Feeling shitty in my peers. Don't want to be someone else. Just don't want to hate myself. Yeah. I have no idea. They shouldn't be allowed inside.

No, they should be lit on fire. No, they should have their skin cut off and left outside in the desert. What does that thing go back? Oh, we didn't. Can I see him eat the hot sauce at some point, too? Yeah, sure. Real quick. I'll just show you that.

Sure. I know people get mad when we don't finish movies or clips sometimes. Obviously. So then eventually it's all. hot sauce? Yeah. It doesn't even matter. Bro, no!

Bro, no! He's got to eat the hot sauce. What if he, the first guy rolls in the hot sauce, they pull a gun out and blows burns out. They go, you've got sacrifice to Molon. All right.

You want something to drink with it? Oh, dude, that's crazy. Eat it. Eat it for you. Oh. It is weirdly, like, I'm a bored American thing. I follow a lot of these guys and their idea of like funny, weird, entertaining stuff is like,

what if I ate a weird food? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're obsessed with the weird food of like, I bought a really hot chip and then I ate it. Like a what if I ate like chicken that's like really spicy? And these are guys who like enter the lottery to get Savannah Bananas tickets and if they don't win, they'll kill themselves. Chase texted me and my wife today and was like, I'm getting you guys tickets to the Savannah Bananas game at Dodger Stadium.

and Jays showed that every ticket was like $1,400. Not only that, not only that, you have to enter a lottery to have the privilege of buying Savannah Banana tickets at Dodgers Stadium. It's easier to get an original Scotty Cameron Potter at this point. It's easier to get a circle to you. It would literally be easier to watch The Beatles with the entire band. Yeah. Like bring John Lennon back from the dead.

You can't get into the Savannah Bananas game at Dodgers Stadium. That's what I'm saying. There's literally people in jelly roll merch who like check their computer and they're like, Fuck! We didn't get it again. I have to assume that people are affording this stuff with, like, government assistance of some kind. Yeah, I mean. Or it's a... These are...

These are, like, yeah. These are, like, yeah. These are, like, white people who are minorities somehow. They're such fucking losers. Yeah. They're such fucking losers. David, is this what you wanted to see here? Oh, no.

I don't know. this lady this lady's been under hot water lately i was going to watch her on stream but i don't really know what her deal is i was that the same lady why is she in hot water because people are saying there's this oh this was the person whole genre of youtube videos were leftist women process guilt over their own influence by ruthlessly critiquing upper middle class activities they clearly enjoy participating in so she does one of these things which she'll go on like 19 cruises and make a video out of it and she has to be like can't get a load of this shit and she clearly loves it because she's also like a worthless nothing i

at every Margaritaville in the U.S. So she's doing Will & Don content for pretending she's not Will & Don. Right, yeah. It's David Foster Wallace for retarded people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

RIP, Jason Siegel. R-I-P. No, you know Kim Jong-un just passed away. What? Reports are saying Kim Jong-un has died. I'm going to Google it to see if... The fat one? Hold on, let me case.

Let me go to the Jerusalem Times to confirm it. right. You get the Jerusalem Times delivered to your door, but it's just, it's got a bomb inside of it. He appeared publicly at like an undefeated store or something they said. People were tweeting at me that he died.

Fears Kim Jong-un died of brain hemorrhage as state-owned news sites shut down. Is Kim Jong-un dead? Kim Jong-un death rumors raised a question over North Korea's next leader. Yeah, it seems like it's not. And then they said two years ago, from the North Korea news that he's alive.

Well, I get all my news from the North Korean news. Hmm. I don't know. I do know that him and his daughter are very cute. Him and his daughter are kind of baby girl. I don't know if you've seen her at all. He's a girl dad. Yeah, he's a girl dad.

I love watching that video of him smoking the Marlboro Red and watching the nuke go off over the Pacific. It's so beautiful. Yeah, I think that's his daughter, Kim, Kim Jew, Kim Jew A. Kim Jew A.E. Yeah. It's fucking like, it's like super monkey ball where you can play as AA and like switch over to, what was it? There was baby monkey, A.A.

Then there was the gorilla monkey. Yeah. Devin doesn't know about Hamtharo. He doesn't know about monkey ball. This is his daughter? Devin does not know game. I don't know game. Hold on.

Yeah, I believe that's his daughter. Yeah. And him and his daughter are our baby girl together who are all four monkey balls. Okay. We're going to, hold on, because I want to start like fact checking us. so when I'm fucking morons. Yeah. There was a lady monkey ball, I forget.

The lady with the bow. Yeah, the lady with the bow. That's how you knew she was a lady. Maybe Jim and I will help me. A.A. Yeah. The hero, of course. Oh, Gong Gail.

Gays. I forgot about Gond Gond. Mimi and I. I were married. They were fucking. They were fucking. And baby was I.I. And Mimi's baby.

And Gong Gong was A.I. was AI's best friend and former rival who I think fucked Mimi. I mean, let's be honest, once they got to Banana Blitz and Banana Rumble, they really, like, jump the shark. When the first time I played Banana Blitz,

I said, wow, it's sad what capitalism does to great art. I go, this used to be a game about monkeys and their balls. How many Bucky Ball games did they make? You know what I would love is like literally like to start

shooting heroin and play monkey ball and then blow my brains out. That would kick fucking ass, dude. Imagine for three months I tell you guys I tell you guys I'm not doing the potty more. I'm living off the money I've saved up. You do this and then great results. I'm shooting heroin, play monkey ball for three months. I would love that me and Devon have to make a statement to the fan base that you played too much monkey ball and did heroin and shot.

And it's real. Yeah. It's a real statement. I would make you read it. Yeah. And I go, to clarify, this is I do not blame monkey ball. I decided to kill myself by playing monkey ball for three months on heroin. to descend to a level where I no longer wanted to be alive.

The fan base would then start calling you whoa because you played as the girl the whole time. I would never play as the girl. Because you would play as Mimi. I would never play as me, me. I play as A.A. and Ganga. I'm the guy who cucks A.I. I always played as the baby. You always played as the baby because you're a fucking creep.

You're a piece of fucking shit. I love games where you can play as a baby. You know, remember Mario golf when you could play as Baby Mario? I choose baby Mario every time Ben, I love playing as baby Mario I love playing as a baby There's a game I downloaded On my PlayStation

Where you get to play as a baby Super pedophile 64 You get to see the world Through the eyes of a baby And everything's really scary It's like from 25 years ago But I downloaded him I think I've seen this like you're crawling around

Or whatever Yeah and everything's really scary And you're like crawling out of your crib You can't find your mommy and your daddy and you're walking around the house. And you said I'm simulating a nightmare. I'm simulating a trauma-based nightmare. I mean, have you ever thought about, well, you probably have it. Have you ever thought about looking at the world to the baby's eyes?

Nah, fuck babies. Yes, all the time. Fuck them. Sometimes I look at a baby. I go, you're a fucking moron. I look at a baby like Bill Maher and I go, you're a fucking moron. Do you guys like when a baby is like an adult at a, movie like when a baby smokes a cigar i find that hilarious then i love that baby yeah well i was

thinking of the baby from who from roger rabbit that baby yeah that i like when like old people rap yeah like dirty grandpa yeah i like you when robert denaro says the n-word and dirty grandpa there's one of those stand there's a stand-up where he's just an old guy and he says like fuck red fox no there's like a new there's like a stand-up guy who's like famous and he'll oh like He has like one-liner is about eating pussy and stuff. Oh, yeah, like the world's oldest stand-up. Yeah, he always says the clips that are like, world's oldest stand-up. Yeah.

He's like, at my age, I'm going to sit there in comic. And then people go, you're the one guy. That's like, fuck you. Yes, yes. He's an 88-year-old band. Yeah, he goes, you know, in my age, I'm just lucky to get it up. Yeah, I do.

novelties. Yeah, fuck novelties. Being old is not a virtue. No. In fact, I hold it against you. It's actually a sin. Yeah. It's actually a sin. You should have died. Yep. Loser. And there's not a certain age. It's just when I've decided that you've been here too long. Yeah, which is always 20 years older than my exact age. And it moves up every year as I age one year.

And that's a perfect system. Devin, you think you'll feel weird when you get to the age that Kobe died at? What age did he die at 40? 41. Devin's got seven years to go. Patrice died at 41 too. Wow. Wow.

Wow. No. You got to get fat and start buying helicopters everywhere. Yeah, yeah. You got to wear the Patrice O'Neil purple suit but in a helicopter. Yeah, Devin's sitting down a helicopter going. Think about traffic. I guess we can close here talking.

talking about Devin thoughts on Anthony Kimia doing Kill Tony, despite speaking at Amaran and being a... I love what you think that they would be like, that's too much. Right. Well, you know, he thought... David Lucas is going to give him a medal from speaking at that. Yeah. Yeah, the...

I thought you would get your ass beat for going out in public after, like, doing something like that. No, no, no. I think he's on with Jimmy. Camia is going to give David Lucas. It's a passing of the torch to light a big cross. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I love jokes, but, like, what he does...

is disgusting. Yeah. I love jokes. I love, you know, I love this show and, you know, everything. I love making jokes, but it stops being a joke once you actually just think, like, people are subhuman and they got to go, you know? Well, you know, he thought. I mean, he's done a great job of still being able to, like, get radio shows.

And, I mean, Jimmy's just loyal and loves them. And so they have, like, their own podcast now. Anthony's very funny. People just turn the other way when they see him on Twitter, like, you know. They're like, yeah. doing that speaking at those things do you think they what the

the Wyheimer Republic you know he he did kill Tony because he thought it was Tony Parker French black he goes a half black French guy I'm so fucking pissed yeah

yeah or Antonio Brown pick a Tony right any Tony oh I like that Jace that's good That's another black guy. Antonio Brown's much blacker and mentally ill.

He probably liked it, Zayorne. Tony Brown probably says, like, says, like, he fuck black people at this point. It would be kind of hilarious if that blind Ray Charles guitarist blew Anthony's hat off with a gun. That would be nice. Oh, yeah. That would be funny. That guy back there. The blind guy.

It's amazing. Every band member has to be blind, you know, so they don't know what they're up to. If they could open their eyes, they'd all kill themselves. Yeah, they're blinding. If they saw what they were a part of. Yeah, they're blind and death. Yeah. They just nod their heads and smile.

They're like eunuchs for comedy. Yeah. I do love that they all watch AI of the show now before the show comes on. They watch AI. I was getting to the point of the Kiltoni where I'm like, ah, who cares, whatever. Watching the behind the scenes where they watch 20 minutes of AI of Kill Tony people, and they go, I mean, who makes this freaking stuff? It's nuts. It's unbelievable.

Hold on. Look at this. You're such a stupid, dumbass faggot. Yep. Pat O'Neill's doing thriller. Is that Pat O'Neill is Michael Jackson? Oh, my God. Who makes this?

A computer, you retard. They're absolutely sure. A computer made it. Nobody made it, you fucking retard. I mean, yeah, they're a week away from being like, Grock, welcome to the show. Welcome, Grock. Yeah, a car, like, dries up on stage.

Tesla goes on stage and starts killing. And they go, oh, my God, Grock, roast us an epic. dark humor mode Tony Tony you are so retarded and gay Fuck you Nighthawks is out though Nighthawks is out we wanted to watch it on the show

But unfortunately we can't Get it on a splitter because they have technology And that disables that We've been talking about nighthawks for three or four years We got to do something crazy It's been pushed back so many times I wonder if I can watch it on a stream It's like a coyote hackney

Yeah well they were trying to raise additional funding. They needed $25. What's it called Nighthawks? Let's see if Alex can rip it for me. We can rent it. Nighthawks. I'm asking if I can watch it on stream, though, because he did that for the daily wire so we could get it through OBS. I tried getting it on Plex,

and I requested it, and then a movie called Nighthawks that came out in 1970 about a closeted gay guy in England that goes out at night to suck cock came up. Oh, chicken hawk? No, it's called Nighthawks. Let's just review that instead. But it is interesting. It's, like, kind of poetic that the movie about, like, Tony Hinchcliff and Nemez, there's

another movie. Yeah. Connect the dots. Connect the fucking dots, folks. Follow the freaking money. Yeah. Do you want to watch it later? Of course we want to watch it.

We're going to go upstairs and immediately start watching Nighthawks. Do you want to watch it? Hey. Do you want to watch a bunch of guys sock? What if the whole movie is like, they're like all fucking kids and stuff? We're actually really twisted. Yeah, we're fucked out. We're fucking nuts here in Austin.

We've been waiting for this movie to come out to blow your fucking minds. They're all that's up. Surprise, we're all in the eyes wide shut house, and we're doing sick, fucked up stuff. Yeah, and it cuts to David Lucas on a big spit being roasted by billionaires. I call him David Pukas. Yeah, David Pukas. Fat, Kim. Were you going to call him fat

And then you change it to fuck? No, I was going to call him a gay swear And I was like, I've said it too much this episode. Yeah, you get a certain amount And then Jason, you'd have to revoke your lib status on the show, I think. No, once you get to assert them out, you just have to... I love being a lib. I love Hillary Clinton.

I'm a lib. I call her Hitler Clinton. Dude, she's our first woman president. Shut the fuck up. We're going to go upstairs and we're going to watch Religious. That's right. And then we're going to watch Nighthawks. And then we're going to watch real time with Bill Mar.

To finish off a little nightcap. And then right after that, Larry David's American History sketch. And then I'm going to drunk drive home and die on the PCH like I do every single night. talking about some night house i kind of like the podcast with anthony where they'll be they'll kind of like make fun of anthony for being like racist and they all laugh racist and a pedophile i'm like but neither those are jokes and then he's like on twitter all day being like i am a racist pedophile i love to fuck children and i hate black people people like oh oh aunt it's kind of the beauty of like being that quick-witted and hilarious

that he's gotten away with all of it for so talented he's so talented yeah I love him so much. He's the worst guy that I love. He's the worst man to ever live. He's a triple threat. It's a threat to black people, children. Radio companies. He's great.

Talking about some nightharts. Jason's always said it though. Like one thing happens to somebody and this is everybody in everybody's life. And then they crash out about it forever and ever and ever. In entertainment. Yeah. In entertainment. Amen.

Forever. They'll just talk about. That's me now forever. You can walk up to Kevin Hart in between getting fucked by Moloch for more money because he's an evil slave. And he would be like, I can't believe they can't send my show a heart of the house in 2004 or whatever the fuck he was called. Yeah, yeah.

He'd still be complaining about that. He's still be fucking complaining. He's got a grudge about some executive that, yeah. It's like you're literally like doing it. You're doing corporate gigs for the devil in hell. Yeah. He's one of the most evil people I think who's ever. I truly hate that guy.

The fact that he just, like, when is it enough? When do you, like, look into the own sociopathie of your soul? I thought it was pretty cool that he became an ambassador for Polly Market, along with LeBraw James. And every other person. Like, literally a guy who has, like, $600 million and he's like, I need to get like $2 million more. What other part of my heart can I soul?

Please, Mr. Jewish guy, do you want to fuck the last part of my heart for another $5 million? Please. Die. Well, that is, they have no, they start having no purpose other than adding money to that number in your bank account. Sad. Sad and pathetic. Unlike me, who kicks your ass. Yeah, I kick ass.

I kick ass. I could guess. Kevin heart sucks. Kevin Hart sucks, and I'm the king. Oh, me? I go in a basement and I say Kevin Hart sucks. I'm the goat Me, I leave my house once a week to say

Kevin Hart should kill himself. I'm the greatest of all time. Yeah. Yeah. So you say what you want about Kevin Hart, at least he's growing the game of golf. Yeah, that's so true, I do. He's not growing anything because he's short.

Am I right? That's the only thing he's growing. I love watching a TV show and somebody calls Kevin Hart short and he gets offended. Isn't that funny? Isn't that so fucking funny? Who is? Like,

it is amazing that he's still lasting as this, like, host guy on Ed, everything. I don't, yeah. Who's even amusing anymore? I don't know. I don't know. You'd think, like, they would do, like, some tests, and they'd be like, yeah, people are bored of governor. Yeah, I don't know.

It's, like, watching Andrew Carnegie do stand up. Like, why? I've kind of thought about this. Like, every, like, old pedophile needs a catamite. And Hollywood is an old pedophile. I've always said that. And they need a boy. And they need a boy that, you know, goes and gets some groceries and comes home and gets fucked in the ass and, like, sucks their cock and their balls and drinks their jizz.

Of course. And they literally know their catamite. Yes. They do it for shelter, for food, for money. They just lay around like a cat, but they get fucked. Yes. Kevin Hart is Hollywood's catamite. Exactly.

So he's never going. He's Capital One. It's American Express. He's with competing companies. You'll see it like a Burger King commercial. and then a McDonald's commercial and he's hawking both of those things. Yeah.

Somehow. Yeah. Starbucks and then like Pete's coffee and then he'll be in a taco. I pulled in a Taco Bell and it was like try the Kevin Hartmeal or some shit. He adds to everything. He's like in food.

I can't get away with him. He's doing like ads for like Anderol. He's doing dads for like drones. Yeah. I call him Kevin fart because he stinks. Yep. Yeah, right. You're goddamn right, Jay's.

Yeah. Kevin Hartmore like Kevin wet fart. That's right. Because he stinks. Yeah. Fuck him. Fuck him. die like him. I wish your car exploded when it crashed.

I don't even think his show helped out. I don't think those comedians are even doing well anymore. That won his... Yeah, the... From that stupid reality show. Heart of the city or whatever. I don't know, yeah. I liked it. Remember that last guy? Yeah. But I don't think they're doing one. I liked it. It helped out a lot of comics. Yeah. Yeah. It was funny. Chelsea Henley didn't go woke on the show, though. She didn't say anything

woke. Well, she knows she's walking that back now. Well, then she did later, she did the thing with Shane. With Shane, yeah. Oh, yeah. She called him racist or something? She called him racist in between. She went on Dion Cole's podcast and the audio is really bad so you can't even really

understand what she's saying. Yeah. He clearly just invited her over so they could fuck. It's the first podcast report on a Bluetooth headset. In between bagging 50 cents to mouthful. It's a, you know, head fucker. Mm-hmm. And then telling him who he should vote for as a black mask.

Yeah Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. She stanks. Fuck her. We roll. We roll again.

Fucking. Got her. Looks like we rule again. Devin, I call her Chelsea Slander. Damn right. Because she tried to shame Gillis. I'm a rap battleer now. Call her Chelsea Slanler.

Because you tried to shame Gillis. Get roan on the phone. You get roared on speakerphone right now, Devin. What about that? You like that? He's like, I don't really do that anymore. He's like with his kids.

He's like, I have children now. And we're like, Fah! Fah! I thought we had something. Fah! Fah!

He's like, wait, so do you want me to, do you want me to rope, like, rap battle Chelsea Handler so I could say this one line? He's like,

what do you mean? And we're like, yeah. Yeah. You should do that. You should do that sometime. He's like, but when in what format?

I don't know. You fucking missed your money, I don't, man. That'd be so funny. I'm putting on a rap battle. Come on. Come on. You're our friends.

Have Francis make a song. About what? Just do it. Just do it. Is Sass there? Tell Sass to make a sketch. Come on. Put KS.

It's just making no sense. We're like, we don't. We call, like, the few people that fuck with us. We're like, do it. Put KSC on the phone. He's like, I'm in Hartford, Connecticut with my family. Come on.

Just KFC like me. What's Dave like? What's Dave like? Hey, my friend's thinking it's starting a pizza place. You think Dave would review it? Ron's like with his twins, with his infant twins. Yeah, yeah, he's hung up. He's like, he...

We're talking to a dial. We're talking to a dial town. Boo. Come on, Ron. Come on, man. Come on. I have a friend from high school. I don't talk to him much, but he called me.

He says he's starting pizza plays. Can you give me... The number you've dialed. Can you give me Dave's home address? The number you've dialed has a restraining order against you. Rohn, you're breaking the law. Is Sass there? Has anyone talked to Shane recently?

Booboo, boop. The number you've done. I was thinking of reaching out to Shane seeing if he was okay with the whole controversy. Boop, boop, boop. The number you dialed has been disconnected. Shane rules, doesn't he?

Devin's on a pay phone. Dev's on a fucking baseball. Yeah, he goes, you go to get, hey, give me a quarter. You quick. Give me a quarter. I'm running out. Yeah, we all been really thinking about Shane. Just let Shane know I reached out. The number of your dial has been disconnected.

Yeah, Shadale. All right, man. Soutile, I got to go. Bye. Bo, boo, boo, boo. God, I love you, too. I love you, man. All right, love you guys.

The pods have killed lately. Boop, boop, bo. Is Big Cat there? Yeah. Pooh, pooh, boop. Yeah, let Bustin with the boys know I'll be in Atlanta. Maybe we can work something out. Do you guys ever do stuff with Will Compton?

Booh, boop. Just keeps going. Yeah, let Pat McAfee know. I actually really liked the album. I didn't think it was derivative at all, actually. And I got to explore a new side of Pat that I wasn't privy to. Boop, boop. Well, anyway, keep your head up, brother

Keep your head up, brother. Anyway, I know it times It's toughie out there, brother. Keep your head up, brother. I'll get you on the flip side. You go really black in the end. All right, brother. Get you on the flip side, my brother.

Peace of love. Peace of love, brother. Keep it a hundred. Keep it a hundred. Keep it a butt. All right. You want to watch Nighthub. Ben?

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