Les Pires Moments de l'Histoire - L'assassinat de Jules César

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

Ayant été relégué, jusqu’à maintenant, au rang de personnage secondaire au sein des Pires moments de l'histoire, César a enfin droit à son propre épisode qui relate les événements qui l’ont mené à se faire poignarder 23 fois aux pieds de la statue de son pire ennemi. Sapristoche, ça va être chargé! Animateur : Charles BeauchesneAuteurs : Charles Beauchesne, François De Grandpré, Anne-Hélène PrévostRéalisatrice : Barbara-Judith CaronMonteur : Alexandre Sarkis Designer graphique : Kevin BouchardCoordonnateur : Clément TurpinProductrice : Rosalie GrangerProducteurs exécutifs : Raphaëlle Huysmans et Philippe Lamarre Hébergé par Acast. Visitez acast.com/privacy pour plus d'informations.

Here, Pierre Lecoellette. And Conaboudria? If you like the poor moment of the history, you risk to enjoy the rich, where we'll spell the head of of one of the rich and puceonseigne, explore in controversy and scandal. This season, we're

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of the worst moment of the history with Charles Beauchene. The ballado historical slack where we're concentre on the meveveau of epoch that people can't be made in demure for diffamation at part of the skeletons

and, and I've readdue that the mis in-demor it's a problem secondaire. So, the Romans, encore. Well, yeah, again. So, look, it's not like it's not like he'd have not merited.

One of the civilizations the most puissant and certainly influence of a world full of years. Those who, at all in practice, have reached to

submit the world entire, known of the time in Europe, but hey, all the last time you've gained something in Google of you other.

Effectively, at its own apoge, the territory Romain measured 4.4 million of kilometers carre,

covering a 50thene of the world actual, and between and 100 million of abitants. Incredible.

How not to not think to that a centen a year? Right, the guys? Oh, yeah,

four times a week. So, that today, if you want to do you want to be able to

a conflict at the internal, the assassination of Jules Cesar. Let's let's still

sure that's the kind of subject that's a bit more more than you know, you're just because

you're all of you're doing in Tarin, G! Wo, whoa, whoa, oh, adolescent of

an epoch of an epoch revolution, I've never made an episode on Jules Caesar. I've mentioned briefly in the episode on the episode on the pharaoh, and I resumed

his life in kind of two phrases in a series of three episodes that covered the totality of the history of the Empire Romain in 90 minutes.

Listen, you're not, you'll get overtape all, and augment the number of views, which incidentally will pay my

weed, but today, do you do the right, why I'm still doing two personage in this conversation

that. So, today, I want to make my gross loop of first page of Asterix

on one of the most celebrated assassinate antique, the same of an man who had two,

and who today is a particular a sort of a bit of food for chien, Cesar.

But why someone would they do it ostensibly the Roman the most popular

to the time? The answer would be sure, durie 40 minutes. By the

generic, by the teteons of Venus. We're We're some on the

St. March, the 15 March of the 44, before Jesus Christ, while that Jules Cesar sovagement

by an over 203 cuttoe by a centen of the senator. Which is mathematically by the last seem to suggest that there's a couple that's punglebein,

but bonn, the other, senators, what's you do you have to do you know, no, no, no, you'll have to be, it's a minute,

so we're going to get to the advance and start to get a pizza that we've preview to celebrate so, so have no longer,

we don't know, we're not not to be too, that's not it's true, So, a act of a violence inoomied, executed, fruadement, on the defense of the Republic Romaine,

menaced, by the nomination of Cesar on the title of Dictator-A-Vie. Finally, it's a pretty much to understand that that I think of this story, eh, he'd rest even pude!

Oh, I'm excused. But how are we, arrive there? For the same, we're returning, 55 years, Contextual history. Context historical.

Cayuse-Youlius Caesar, Cesar, for the intimates, would be borned the 12th or the 13th-Julye of Lansan, before Jesus Christ, at Rome. The Yulius, it's historically a prestigious family of aristocrat, Roman, what we call the patricians, but those other, their belles' annes are

behind them in Esty, which they don't pique to cry at all vent, who are descendant of no more than more than than the Dess venous in person. Sure. But bon son,

know you who I'm I'm going to this Madame Tune in a coquietage on this mosaic. Madam Tune or not, it doesn't you don't know

to give to leave gratis, espese of pomate. Tone me that. The oil of the olive. Util not that for grease

in poise, it does it don't the cancer. At the moment of the naceance of Cesar, it's been four hundred

in a republic, and just in where Donald Trump you would have made the concept. Detail interesting.

A republic, is when the power appartient a group who administers on the name the people rather than a

single person, genre a royal. It's a look super democratic on paper, but at the

time, it's just the noble patrician who have been the people who are not for

the rest of the loasers who can't the number, the plebe. The Pet Cesar

Granted then in a republic in crisis. Of the exterior, Rome continue to flashed

his gross muscles to rest of the rest of world antiques, in doing what has made the more, to take the place and then

all the place, and totally transform in Rome. But of the interior, it's petted to part of all. The inequality

social are worse than ever, the capital is surpeplaced, there's more more of incandies, a crime

violent, a crisis of the immobilii, the mansions are more there, there's many times, there's exactly

Montreal today, and maybe a little more proper. Outre detail interesting. It's tonem in this citadel

Crote, who pu, one of the places the most popular for Chile, is the latrines, it's to be the toilets public. Well, what again? In fact,

the latrines, it's one of the sole in place to be untretnue and agreeable. All is in marbred decorated with the most bell mosaics with the little penise.

In fact, it's a hot spot that it's often that the men would be rejoined to jazes in chom, conclude of the

marches, or by the politics, rassembled around the chaleur reconforting of a bonneton. So,

it's certain that there a risk of penuery if we can't correctly stabilize

the chain of provisioning that's like ejected to get a metal fondue today.

In fact, I suggest to collaborate with Pontus the fornissor of a instant

and of charret and the bandate for a flot that you Ah,

oh, yeah. It's So it's so in this context political of merd that Caesar will rapidly to become suceue

to correct to correct to correct of a little coche of a piece of avert, Jules Caesar

for you serve. It's certain it is difficult to know to know if my motivation is an altruist

who want to change the world for the much, or simply a machinator avid of

a vicar opportunist. Pue import the the verity, I think that I'm quite that I'm

quite that I'm to convince of the first option. Ha, ha, ha. In all you have my vote, Cesar! Oh! Dissolet! But,

why, you excuse you? We are all latr, and all this is normalized. By Jupiter! That the man is accessible! For to do the way to influence the society Roman,

Cesar decided very too to be in politics, like his father, and magistrate of the party Poplarase. What would I Marraeus,

the uncle of Cesar, So that's all this happens in a family. Papa, when I'm going to be grand, I'm going to be politician, like you. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Allo, my little, ryanne prece,

we're not in less, and you have only 14 years. Well, we're we're a pen out of a war civil between the populace

and our rivals the optimates, but you have nothing to carend, you are under my protection, and cell of

your uncle, Marius, who has taken the control of Rome. All right for the I mean, I'm, obviously, that all that

VIRs on a Diss-Esterse, to fashion super inattended, but we'd say that I'mer subitement. Oh, oh, quick, I'm going to prevene Tonton Marius. Extra, extra!

Kalyus Marius and more, he also! Oh, shit, what I'd I'm, aado? And, again, that's that's embarking in the Diabolics Silla, who is the chief

of optimates, the party of aristocrats who detests the Papa of Cesar and the party Popularese. And he's, of that extra tabarnac, because the Popularese have put the power when he was part to be to beck in Asia. Well, what's what is that this bordel? You're going to be obliging the control of Rome

in me proclamation, dictator, a position political of full power temporar in case of crisis. Have, Silla. It's me, the Petit Caesar. I'm said that I'll have a little tour to announce that I'm going to a priest of Jupiter

and that I'm married at Cornelia Sina, the girl of new chief of Poplarice. Ah, I'm going to do you have to execute for that. He is so accessible, on chiot!

Okay, fine, I'm not let's not let's just blocky the nomination of Caesar as a priest of Jupiter, and, in more to seize the dot of his wife and a part

of his heritage. Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Dekmove, Silla, but, well, the life is my casino, the Caesar's Palace D'n't, a certain fashion. I'm going to re-fer. Eh, what's an casino, oh, Cesar? I see, I, I'm. Subitement turbopo, but Cesar decides to exil, in seignan, in a Nazi, before to be a mission in Bittini,

which we call today the Turkey. And it's, during this sejournors will become very close the Roy Nicomede of Bittini, ironically, on the level of the Bittini. Fripon. In the romantic, the homosexuality

was all accepted, but with the nuance super-misogene suaveant, it's correct for a man to couch with a

time, because the person who is considered like, the woman. Yeah, as I was woke,

like a sketch of the little bit. And apparently that rumour like Cesar had been the princess of matelah Anicomede, will be,

But, finally, Arrater, I've got I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're coming, you're coming,

that's sullied the Q, yes. But, yeah, but it's a lot,

but, but it's bad, homosexuality, it's been correct. It's only

at the death the diabolic Silla, in M. 78,

that Cesar owes eventually to return to Rome, but

now, in still also petry of ambition, Cesar

debute its effulgurant ascension of the ischiquier political Roman. Like, when you want you're telling a party of cheque that you decide to mount at table for

kick the piece of the other, guard that I tried to try to try to try to try to try. For this fair, Cesar will enterprone, the

Coursosonorum, or even the course of honor, which is an ensemble of functions that the magistrate Romain do

have exercised successively to government in the support to eventually to become one of

two consul, It's to say two politicians elues for a year who exerts the power supreme civil and military a post that attire the affamated to power like the canettes

of gingerill that I let's train in the entry and they're rinsed that are they're even a sort of empire romay it's true that

we don't think to often at the empire I've partaged this observation with my blonde on the coup and they're

and I'm said cool story bro Cesar has all of all all the year to give for the echelons

the chursus Sonorum It's a grand man with the eyes black persian, we're saying

to him he had the aptitude physical and intellectual out of common, he deborded

of confidence. It's a super good orator, extremely charismatic and sadduing, so for

the women and for the women apparently gay for Cesar. He commas he comes

by to be elire tribein military, a general of an army

Romene, after what he became treasurier and senator and he ran in more

65 he is el It's to say, the person who's occupies of the administration urban of Rome, what we'd also the guy who organizes

the party Obviously, nothing to be more easier than being this guy there and that, Caesar, he depends

without count, he organizes plenty of banquets, d'Orgy, mm, to combatiator, the mega-cours of charr fast and furious

to Circus Maximus, a stade that could accommodate something like 300,000 spectators, it'd be a whole a spectacle in the last range, that's. Is the course has commenced? It's impossible to distinguish what to say, all that's just the air

of plenty of monde. I see, why the planch is so cold. Hey, hey, you, there! You, there, you're like a nasty, bon romaine. I can a-pain that I've marched 40-5 minutes

for my show after that Caesar's got elir successively, grand pontiff, the guy who gire the guy who gare the judge the justice,

and finally, governor of Hispani Ulterior, the Spain of the South today. In fact, if Caesar had reached

to mount as quickly the level, it's a great popularity, but certainly to his grand

corruption. Yeah, Caesar, it's a person who offered the pot of wine like of so like Jesus, but at an

verre, in imprinting of the sum colossal to his new allie, with a name that he announced that the guy is not super-nett, Crassus. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, don't you certainly not believe that I'm

not dign of confidence. I'm just a consul who's out, because it's arrange to dilue the power of my co-consul Pompey Magnus, a chef military super popular, so cease to

me like a manipulator politically-interre, Have, Crassus. Pompey, but what's you do there? How's that? What's what I do? We're in the Senate.

Why are you all new? Oh! By Jupiter, it's just an rave. Crassus, what's what you do in my lie? And, why you per your d'en? In all the case,

in all right, because, rapidly, Cesar, Crassus, and Pompey, Pompey, will develop a genre of amitia where you can make confidence a person based on their ambitions personal to all control

the amitia, what? They will form the Triumvira, so, so, I'm saying, the tress amigos. By the other

for cemented this alliance Mexican, Cesar offers his wife Yulia, 23-an, fresh like the

Rosé, in marriage to Pompey and his old Scrotome of 47 old. Here, Pompey,

I present my Oh, perfect, perfect. All right, come here, my petite. There's long time we've not been Pompey Magnus, if you know what I mean. It's a long time that I've been to search an excuse for the affair,

this is it. The poor is that we're finally very amourous, and it's all the other, and it's time that joke of fellation had been made, we can go enchained with the rest of the history. Good news.

The Triumvirah will be very fructuous for all the especially Cesar, who's finally elir consul in in minus 59 now atop of the pyramid of the Grand Republic Roman,

I imagine that's satisfied, and that he's going to become a young retreatet. And, no, it's all simply not like that

we have a rap-o-pullet batised to his name. I remember that Rome, there's always two consul,

consul who alter our power, and so at each month, in the sense that one's one is one that's the

other month is the other, and it would really not come on two guys who thinks differently, if there's nothing that advance.

The co-consul of Caesar is a certain Bibulus, who, like the promise his own to patente-a-goss of Boutique souvenir,

is not very popular. It's an optimise, so a conservator, who is opposed constantly to reform pro-people of Caesar, so what's going to be

to say, I, Cesar, I do you say the cairment to offer the terr to veterans of war, and

at most fortunate of Rome. I, Bibulus, I'm not Okay, don't. Don't do things to the poor.

It's a good. It's not my friends rich that I consider more important. Well, why person of them? Not a ball, Bibulus. I'll ferrette this law the month proxia.

Well, in this case, Cesar, you see contra to impish the derulement of your reunion in inventing of invents by inventing of

doing all these measures by the Senate the long time and there's Or, even, in proclamant, the Jour Ferrier, the days where you exerts the power. Come on this moment, Mime, K, Jour ferri-Y, all are all right, you make it on pitch. This abu flagrant of our system democratic causes your perth, to Bibulus. You have been eluded by the people, and what the people don't, he can it reprint.

Hey, all the people, Cesar, have reason. Bibulus, we can us interraker! Pett those yeah-y-y-y-le! No, I've been free, by the visage! Facoin, the people have pried the things in hand, he has so pete-a-hele

Abubulus who is going to be seen to the rest of these eight months of consul in regard in the story Venetian.

Cesar is so free to consulet all, what he will do you have in the indigress.

What he will not to be able to the power at the end of his mandate to be known pro-consul

for five years, I mean governor of a territory in this case in the Gaul Sisalpine.

You'll have been officially in the period historic that I call the prequel of Asterix. The Gaul is Alpine, it's a territory celtte, on the dessout of the Alps, and which is part of the north of the Italy. Ave, it's me, Cesar. He could be tentant at this stage this to be to ask, why I do say that?

See, you, the idea is to maintain my power the more long time possible, the more than possible of Rome, so that the Senate not fias not shied. And who can't be able to make sure to me assure the loyalty of a little army in vivant of the ventures of Grand General to the Conquette of all these stupid

Gawlois who know that I'm their governor But who will they'll be in Esty Ah, Cesar, I and the other Senators, we think that you'd have, in plus,

be named Governeur of the Gaul Transalpine, the other side of the Alps, which includes the future territories of the France, of the Belgique,

and of the Swiss. We are cool, we also. In fact, the plan here is we're saying that Cesar will be deborded with so Goload juiced his potion, that they will be fine by and then finish at home, and then to return to Rome the queue between the james and then to become a no bodied. But it's not quite what it will be simply not like that

that we have a drink with jute palour to baptize to its name. Detail, interesting. We have often the image, and it's 100% to cause. of Asterox and Obelix, de Gaulois, as being a people primitive and belliqueue who want to just

chasse in beden and they're just chasely and they're in siphon like it's a pin of mais. And all the time that they're still a long femur,

what they suggest that they diger the zo. And I just just to remind that obelix that's at all this is often that's often

played by Gerard Pardieu, by year. The verity is that the people Goulouloa was a much diversified and

sophisticated than that Gerard de part of a hundred people independent, organized with an aristocracy, a magistrate, people civilized, who knew the culture Greek and Roman, who boave the wine-romin imported, and who

consider Rome, not not like a potential menace, but more like a partner commercial. So, technically, there's person in Gaul at this moment that who's attend to... The War of Gaul. I know that the Gaul it sounds super epic, but, to be honest, I've tried to read the

written by Cesar, by Cesar, he means, and you'll have trustee, it's an affair of college classic where it would be a solacement

to be solicited for these favors sexual by the preter, rather than to read that so, so that the place,

here's a little resumé rapid, like it's an intro of a good anime Japanese. When Cesar

Sama made the feet in Gaul, he'd have only bough, submett all the Gaulois and, fair jaire

on them, a grand glory military, and bluishing. One after the tribus Gaulahs, and so just in Great Britain, actual

because for him, Breton or Gawlois, it's all the same estuble. So they've always been as independent as care they're their, the Gaulahs unis, so the banier of the young chef, Versailles and Horace and Orricks,

who's the hard with a strategy of arcelement and of terseller-brunee. Robust and tattue, the glorious Versan etorix resists valiantly at the envoyser

Latins! But the Roman counter-attacks, and the Goloans have other choice than to be plied to the citadel of Alesia, with at their truce, the total-puccence

of Rome. And, like, a good anime Japanese, all this is in line on 700 episodes, and we're still in trying to get it in 20 years

with these problems erectile. Pose publicitar. The worst moment of the history will be in return after a word of our sponsor.

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Oh, no, but Alasia is assured, and, well, here in Burgogne, it's Napoleon III who has declared. Maybe, but this other endroar in the Jura

corresponds exactly the description made by Caesar in the war of Gaul. Well, a matter in doubt, the site of Alice It's entrain, it's jotted to artis,

all the other system of datation, archaeological, an species of, I see, that I see. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're in a university, it's a, well, try to my cuttoe, huh?

Anyway, Alesia, it's a village, and what is apparently to leech the babines for the historians, is that Caesar will make constructs and the systems of defense

around the city to seeger, and it's like it's a genius, because all the historians who all the historians who are talk, the font with the a lot of the

eyes that someone would have only have before the sight of a man. Detail dark. By contrast,

what is the barricade? Cesar will errigue a double system of fortification parallel of 15

kilometers of long, with the post of guard and the turell, question of the city,

all being able to be able to be able to beventual to beventue of the event,

to alentire the cavaliers made creus the troup of a loo, it's a lot, it's a bit

of profounder with a pick at a foot, which is not good for the chival. Of all the way, it's

seen by two focce profound successive impossible to crosser than other than the people who were in a

combatant at the feet, it's found in a chan irised to point metallic to transperse

the talon, which I will remember, it's pretty almost as much as much much as you know,

if you pass to travel in chichkebabe and the feet in mode mo'b, domage for you,

because the next step salisades of depeo in wood, durcised by the fire. Brief, the sins of a woman have been never the same at least for me.

At least, the Gaulois don't only one to live in reserve. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, aye. For evite that it becomes

too rapidly a problem, Versailles and Torix pre a gamble as audacious. A other detail dark. He decides

to expulsed the vayiars, the malades, the families, and the people can serve to support only

those who are in measure to combat. Parrying on the fact that Caesar has a cure, and that will assure them to let's be pussed in nature or, oh, big, poor, and far, enslave. But no, a mauve calculus.

The Caesar has so much of care than the robot in the magician does, and he will let all this world to die of fine and of soaf, coinsed in surriciare between these lines of defense and the village of Alessia in which he had

been the right to revener. Oh, no. It's not. All right, it's a foe, Caesar! No, no, no, no, not baritie here.

Eventually, the Army of Secours of the Gaulois and essay, for more the most of the time of the reserves of Alessia,

to bring the Romans in sandwich with the troops of Versingetorix. Arrithee to talk to sandwich, we have fun here. But the army Roman,

more organized and disciplined, fined by briser the ranks of the army of all the world. But, and to talk of

viand face of the famine, Versaing Jeterix opened finally the port of Alesia and rend the arms at Cesar and at a part of

there we're in Asterix the Goloa, the first tome with the designs super weird or Asterix a lot of

mechanician. Pondon's time to Rome. It's a lot to shop. O Sena, the Popularese and the optimates

detest like the time, but there's has taken the proportions to point that the senators to each

side, mount des Armies for carremence to make a war. Oh, no, of the democracy, you

will do do you do do you do democratize my point in the gull, Louie? Ah!

Crayinging that Cesar to come to reprinted some post of consul, what would be the

baud of the mard, certain senators optimates will try to have to

have been his power in Gaul. And, and although if Caesar expect

to the protection of the trium viros, it will not arrive not.

First, during his absence, his wife, his wife, Julia, meur tragically during a accouement.

Adieu, my belle Yulia adoray, with your death, no ryan uny with my beau

father, Cesar, who is six years of more young than I, which was really more

more normal that I'm in fact, that's made, captured in orienting by his

enemies that he would have cut out in the blood in the bush, and I

mean, I'm not never of this story, you know, what's what you've

recuperate the ore in form of gorge of Crassus, and do you have a biblo with? What he lets the chant-libra to pompey, to be more and more progest, to be led a title of consul unique, question to re-establish the order to Rome and make a term to Caesar and his connery. So the trium viret, a little pre-the-chement of evidences,

as we say, all the concept of eco-consul, but, see, you know, at the image of the meopathe, sometimes I'm wondering if it's already worked, this affair, that? Of all the way, pompey a plan. Hey, the friends, Why not to simply attend to the end

the end of pro-consul of of Caesar in Gaul? When he would have lost his protection diplomatic, we'll pass up to the vote for the enemy of the

Republic, he's atabas those who oppose, and after we ask that he went to Rome without his

army for to make to make sure and eventually to succeed in spitching on his epie

as a bon aristocrate. Yeah! Yeah! All, a titorj for celebrate that.

Detail dark. Generally, reserved to aristocrats, the Romans accorded a value to special to suicide. Primarily, you have two choice of method, or to buy a cigu, a drink of plant super toxic, or to pitcher on your epa

with an assistant to cut a head when it becomes too long, a little like for the harakiri of the Japanese. The Romans considered that when we were condemned to death, we were never more served

than by so-sue than by itself. It was an manner active to have had the control on his end of life, a proof of courage, in gross, signer own existence

terrestrial, along these proper terms. But today, do not so, we know these psis. And, yes of that will arrive at

Caesar, because the 11th January, he rassemble his army and fronchie the rubicon. Rihon. You have never

heard the expression franchier the rubicon for a point of a non-retour, it's me the snob. Okay. Detail interesting. The Rubicon is a little river

gross like a jet-pice that mark the frontier official between the Gaul, Sisalpine, and the Italy. And, according the law Roman, it was formally interdied for all general to traverse this frontier with his army, which is considered as a coup of state.

So, in doing that, Cesar, does any more than a declaration of a Senate and at his consul pompey. But, to all the boat that all the world is all about this anecdote that, is that at this moment

that he would have out of his citations Latin the most famous famous "'Alea Yachta Est

"'A "'Imperator, "'a, "'we, we're "'we, we're "'Prette, "'ah, "'we,

"'Alea, "'Alea, "'Yacta Est, "'that means "'the sort "'on is jote, "'it's cool, "'no?

"'Hah, yeah, Super eloquent, oh, Cesar. No, you see, I've got to you demand, and it's no, it's no matter. Pendon this time. At Rome. Cesar has done?

Mert, continue. Lorgie, sent me, the esclaves! I'm going to go to go. Uh, I, I'm not, I vote for that, we're doing,

it, me, seems. But Pompey has even not the time to leave his army, Cesar, He was completely taken the culott of and he is obliged to get in Greece as a great coon,

while Cesar reprains the control of Rome where he is named dictator. A V, it's me, Caesar. A Rome, dictator, it's a mandate of urgence where we're in a plen power and that technically do you only do not for that. The combat final

between Cesar and Pompey had the nef or 48 at Farsal in Greece. Malgris, the superiority numeric of the force of Pompey, who had been 47,000 versus the 20,000 soldiers of Caesar. Foucourt that's not a good journey for him,

because it will be finished by 15,000 more on his side, contra only 200 of the same of the Caesar. Fompe is obliged to exilor in Egypt for demand the aid of his ally, the great-garson of 14-year-Fraire of Cleopatra, Ptolemy 13. The problem is that Ptolemy 13

will help him, in his making cut a head. Original. Yeah, at this stage of the history, Ptole and Maitres said the calcule that it was safe to not to set up to seter at do and to try to him rather to make pleasure. So when Caesar debarck in Egypt

at the pursuit of Pompey, we'll give the old head bursuffled to Pompey in a pannier like ado in saying... Tad-da! Ammere you that? Ah, but, sure, that no, it's a tight-couped.

The Egyptians are all so, whock? That we'll face decapit He's the who has suggested to do that. We say that when we have presented, the head cuted, and probably a little defraishy of his friend slash gendre slash enemy, Cesar, it would have been to pleurred.

So, of tristence, before a very horror, but who's is, perhaps also a bit, in saying, That's really a nasty problem to reglet. It's a good.

I hope that this service rhodu, we'll amener to another. I would be used of your support against my sister and Pupus Cleopatra, who contest my power, and... Whoa, whoa, whoa, minute, minute, sir.

And, espouse, is we part of this boutle that two seconds? The Egyptians are, all so whack? Gah! To his side, Cleopatra, she also to enter in contact with the Romans, what she would have done, in her own, she'll have, in her lapy,

to be delivered secretly in the carties of Caesar, and they're fouring. Well, a young woman of 21-year-one, when I'm 502. It's not so difficult to that to me to be Pleasier, but not to have d'erection for their heads Couped. After he'll have applied the landmere

all the night, or, Entendue, totally the night, Ptolemy, did a mega-cris because someone has bezaed, his son-repose. The partisans of the great-garson Pharaoh, who will attack Cesar, who will be

to defend and survive. There, it will fockeye like a couple of months until as that Bing, Bang, Poof, it's termine with Cleopatra on the throne, and Ptolemy, nooyed in the nil

in trying to bring the fute. And after all these Emotions Fort, Cesar and Cleopatra are going to take the decision

strategic to partire in vacance two months in crossiers on the Nile. And, well, I

didn't not I'm not to surpose, but, if only there were money to fumate the

pot at their time. Detai of Stoner. These traces of cannabis

have been found in the tomb of Aminophis 4, on the Mombie of Ramessese

2, and the hieroglyph Motes the Dess of the Dess of the War at the head of Lyon, in trying to fumate in a genre of bong. What, first, is a excellent design of t-shirt.

Second, suggest that the Egyptians were sparked these gross doubys, at least 3,000 years before Jesus Christ, and that marijuana recreational recreative was consumed during the feats, the rituals, but sometimes just for to be good-humor. Wow, the Egyptians are a grand people.

So, finally, it's a good part of the divertisman for Cleopatra and Caesar on cruiser on the Nile. Cleo, Cleo, it's he goes to toast in Egypt from the last millennia. Yo, tellment, oh, Cesar. And there's always just a dude at the head of that that control an state centralized

rather than a republic super complicated where all the world all the time, all the batons in the row. Shit. Yo, it's a me don't an idea. Focked up. And clearly, it had remit

the pep in the pepperoni, because Cesar sort of these months of vacants in top form, he match successively a rebellion in anatoly and some fidele of Pompey in Africa, who digome with a surpronant facilitation. D'all, if you have one to retain of all that,

it's important to take some of the vacants, sometimes. Excuse me, that, that, that's noted to process verbal that I've written that in return of burnout, and now I'm not,

I'd hesitate not to take these... Pose. When Cesar to return to Rome, acclamed to all, it's nothing than a quadruple triumph we're celebrating, for his victory in Africa, against the optimates,

his victory in Egypt against Ptolemy, his victory in Anatolia, but, certainly, for having submitted these irreductible Gowlois. It's so, I had almost obviously said after all these

anecdotes of U.S. Dettie D'Eight Dark. It's at this moment that we decide to sort Versing Heterix of Boulamite who croupised for six years

in the prison of Tulianum to have even a mini-cellule of 12 mrs. Underter, super humid only accessible

by a little through the platform, it depends on the bar of the transaction. The day the triumph of

Caesar, we get to be like a new a year of the cabanon question to be a char allegoric

before the world who don't before to let's get to the cellul

to the strangly and abandoning his carthes in an escalier not long like a

carton of Jume Mekane. And say that The sole vengeance that will have is in the tune Asterox, S.A. of Plastic Bertrand,

when he said to say to Cesar, in jupon, flip, flop, you, t'alleluki de gums. After another victory in Hispani, against the last members of the fan base of Pompey, Cesar, found, a more, a way to cross the system and to bring the power absolute

in so saying, renombed dictator for a other, a little 10-an, which is a lot more long than the mandate of six-moe habitual, before to finally decide to be a dictator

to be, and finish the liensage. You'll probably that at this stage these moves of dictator to enervate the Senate that has to

more and more of the processus democratic of the republic romaine these guys are really not

at their pen because Cesar has just so re-ofer. Entrote, he will make Cleopatra

to Rome in all the sense of the term, which is quite quite quite cuted

because he marian osty, and then he will too bonnment change the calendar

and create a tool new, the calendar Julian, like Jules Cesar, in the

which we find, no, no, more, than a new new month, the whole new year, for Julius. Oof, what day, on the Senate? Yeah, content

to be at the house and to not be able to hear of Cesar. Ah, it's you're so, cherey, I've received

the new calendrier. Good month of Cesar! He makes the money with his face. Oouch.

He has also batire the forum of Cesar, a space public central, the equivalent of the agoran in Greece,

but also the curries of Cesar. Not the Curey of Cesar, the Curey in the sense of the like the Cour of Cesar,

which will be the new place where all the senators will have to be able to be able to be back to be sure when when I'm out of the curie

of Caesar, we don't directly on the forum of Caesar, the story to to remind to the people who are the bitch

of Caesar? So, so if someone will be shocked? It's scandaleo! The Republic is fonder to our eyes.

Maybe, but what's what can't do you can do you have all the power? He has all the power,

a view? Just about, you'd be You've got to prove my point, a space of... Oh! You've been to understand? I've been to comprehend. Uh, excuse me, I've got

not understood. It's, what a curie? Who men, finally, on 15 March, 4, to return at the beginning of the episode, just at time for the end of the episode.

Rended there in the history, we could suppose that the only way of assassinate a guy so malign than Cesar it's to arrange for he's doubt of nothing. Sough that, I don't know what the deal with the 15 March of this year but literally,

all the events of this journey will try to let in guard. It starts at the little matins when Caesar to live over to his wife the head in the queue in cause of a good of a lot of course.

Is that all right? Oof, I've made a cochemar really weird where I was actually by Jupiter in person because I was born. Beaux-in, not right? I mean, I've reved

that you were assassinated, It's what the chants? Wow, the great Spreece is encounter. Well, I go to Senate. Cesar, I can't me impish to see to be

a good presage. I don't know not to see you. Oh, whoa, I've not said that it was going to get rid of fool no more.

I also made a rive of Cleopatra, and let's me to say that it'll re-arrived no, yeah, we,

it's right, we're married, he's got to I go to the Senate. In fact, Cesar, will be very

bring a conge just in case, but it's at this moment that's just that's young to protect the senator Brutus. This point of their

question of really too insisting on the fact that he would have been a great. Oh, come on, Cesar, it's just a dream.

Come to the Senate, it's going to be fun. You'll be able to be the better to say what to do you to do with to do you. Good point,

my friend, I'm over here, my repose. Cesar, you don't want to be able to get to fure to this conversation

eternelement? Cesar part. Inchm. He crossed one of his fidelector who contribute to the good

present present to you transmit to you transmitting subtilement to Cesar. It's a list exhaustive of all the conspirators who will try to you assassinate today.

Perfect, I'm in my pocket, and I'll see it on revenant. Good journey. But it's not finished. Just before to return to the curie,

Caesar crosses Titus Vestricius Spurina, no, no, than a devine etrusque, who'd be done a follow-up on a prediction that he had

already made a year a month like he would have happened something to grave to Caesar on the Ide de Mars, it's to say exactly at this moment that.

Ah, Spurina, you see that you capote for nothing, look, we're all right, we're all right, and all right, and all right, it's not even terminated,

Imperator! Listen, Spurina, I'm just simply not the time. Tone, here, a cisterse, all you'll

you buy you buy you're not like a mark to nouriure for char. So, Cesar, enter in the curie, and automatically

a deconspirator get to his feet, feignant to to demand for his frere, he had been condoned to come to pardon to my frere, Cesar, please? Why do you want to

pardon to my Cesar? Why, let me my toge, mo'ed freak! It's evident just an excuse for the ponier

and to launch the signal that it's an hour to assassinate Caesar. Of a one a single the 60 conspirators

to get on him and he starts to the poignarderde. Detties Dark. Note that I mean said,

essay to the Poyarder because clearly all the world is on but certain of them have never poignarved

someone of their life, so people are souped with their proper dague, and even be blessed

under conspirators in suinging that's not important. Moro Tiro! Ayoi, my mace! Couped these affairs,

that's got to piqued in the ram, my dillet. Guse, gu, gus, gus, gu! In a-

in an act of optimism a little derutant, Cesar tends to protect his face with his face, of fear of

fear of being defigured, which, which, along me is a I don't even evaluation of priorities at this moment precise. I don't know if it's at the trough in the tissue of his toge

a guy who's been poigniarded by 60 people in the same time, but he persoe, but he persoe first loge of the bushery and it's there that he would say the famous phrase that will cause

tant of confusion. You, too, my face. Yo, of what you talk, man? Detail interesting. I've already talked in another podcast,

but no, Brutus, is not the son of Caesar, it's just the son of his maitress who had put in his ell.

The phrase the most often reported is too quokue mifili in latin but apparently

that would be a traduction too literal he's pretty written in Greek

Caithiuteeknon which is tradue in French or in bonkbes my little chris

of battar yeah it had been that had been certainly surprised that it had been

literally had been his latin ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oof, I can't quite believe, three cut to cutoffeow more later, Cesar merr, very ironically, on the feet of the statue of Pompey, his old rival. Yeah, that, that's fashant. What day Lourne of symbolism?

Yeah! The conjurists are convinced of having escaped Rome and the Republic of the tyranny of Caesar and they're to attend to the people acclame in hero, but it's only not that what

it's really certain senators, in particular, desoptimates, who had had plenty of Romain with a little balet on at large, Cesar had extremely

popular, on him were clearly a cult of the personality of a caliber of a dictator North Korean, Among other, because Cesar continued to organize plenty of courses of charre and the

combat of gladiator, and that it pleased a lot of the equivalent Romain of the fans of Ressalmania. In all of what we wouldra, but while his statue of aristocrat, he treated the pleb with consideration, in uproar constantly

for amelior their condition of life. In the streets, we're in pleur his mort, we go rapidly incinerer his car on the place public, we have the brassier funerer

with the siages of the curate Pompey, Caesar Devere, devere Elevee O'Rond of Jew, the conspirators have foote the camp more quick, because we'll sacre the fire

at their mason. Eventually, it's aviour in war civil, which abutti when Octave, the little-Neve of Caesar,

will become August, it's to say, the first emperor Roman. All right, that's trying to try to save the Republic,

the enemies of Caesar have accidentally paved the voice at the empire. And, at from there,

all the emperors will porte the titre norrophic of Caesar. So, it's rated, as we say. The final word of the history with a grand h. Well, what's

we can try to all that? Well, first that Cesar, it's a personage a diablement more complex than what you can be a priori.

Each time you think that you have cerned the person, has made something completely the epists, so that

he was visibly avid of power, searching to see to be he and he alone to give us

to be sure not to be assuredly pro-people and to try to make sure the sort of the pleb than the city of Rome, in general. Yes, it's a general sanguinary, capable of violence inouye, but it's also someone who, who, in course of his life,

has practised a political systematic of pardon over the most of his enemies, but, he's special. So, we mention that the part of these relations amourous were chosen to make his positionment political,

without saying that it was not also a little, he would have really been folemont of Cleopatra, one of the relations amourous the most celibre of all the time. If the motivations of Caesar are in constant movements, what he rests indignable is

his intelligence, his audace, and his opportunism, his capacity to pre-voire the actions of his enemies, to calculate, the strategies, several cuts at an advance. I'll let's on

this last little detail phonet, but very revelate. I don't have not talked in the episode, but Caesar was probably epileptic, What he'll have, quite even

to turn to his advantage all along of his life because every he had been frapped of a crisis

of convulsion, he'd to make to find out of the people, that it was because he was in

communication direct with the deuce. Ha, ha, ha, what abel Focu.

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