Les Pires Moments de l'Histoire - Le Cardinal de Richelieu

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

Dans cet épisode qui redonnera certes le goût de la lecture à vos enfants, Charles retrace les magouilles tumultueuses du célèbre antagoniste des Trois mousquetaires : le CARDINAL DE RICHELIEU! Q...uels secrets ce diabolique bourreau de travail ami des chats cache-t-il sous sa soutane? Allons voir!Animateur : Charles BeauchesneAuteurs : Charles Beauchesne, François De Grandpré, Anne-Hélène PrévostRéalisatrice : Barbara-Judith CaronMonteur : Alexandre Sarkis Designer graphique : Kevin BouchardCoordonnateur : Clément TurpinProductrice : Rosalie GrangerProducteurs exécutifs : Raphaëlle Huysmans et Philippe Lamarre Hébergé par Acast. Visitez acast.com/privacy pour plus d'informations.

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Starting point is 00:00:39 but assurably, mal-isolated, from a lot-isoled. And it's partied for for an other tour of the poor of the first moment of the story. This balado,
Starting point is 00:00:47 I relate the mehears that are past a lot and, and... Okay, give me two seconds.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, aye, hey, hey! There's you me? To be calm. It's abyss!
Starting point is 00:01:04 Excuse me, it's like that several times by day. Brief, content to you revoir, quite that's a great word, there are some who are going to hear and I want to hear and I want to hear,
Starting point is 00:01:15 the three musketers who know the adventures of D'Artagnan, Atos, Portos, and Aramis. In fact, the people know, do you know that again, the three musketers? Genzi, and in-deso,
Starting point is 00:01:27 atos, Portos, and Aramis, has you do you sense for you? I just like to be in-numerate these vines of dessert. I'm curious, if, if, why, of where do you know, where do you know,
Starting point is 00:01:37 a Tick-Tocker who's resumed that in three seconds, because you'll certainly not make believe you'll be able to look, my estes.
Starting point is 00:01:42 You know, where I'm in the meandre in the years 1990, the three musketers were super popular. We used
Starting point is 00:01:48 we've served as mousquetaires at all the films, of series, the home-Maske-de- with the beau Leonardo DiCaprio
Starting point is 00:01:54 at the time he'd be able to suinted the scotch if you squeeze the face, These dessin animated, the three musketers. The designee, Japanese, where Aramis, is a woman,
Starting point is 00:02:03 and we're seeing in espioning in the bin, like these perverse. Albert, the 5thes, and, well, the impoverable version where it was all these chienes. Sacred of Artagnan, always on the trying to scourire after the coup.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Oh, man, porthos, slas, it's pontooned us. Help us, let's know, to veer at all the guard of the cardinal. Ah! Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Starting point is 00:02:35 It'd be a sort of commenter misogine of the epoch, like what the women and the chas, it's the same, because we can never trustee. One of the authors had to have a divorce difficult. Bray! So what I propose today is to revisit this classic that, at-raver the lantéye, of his principal antagonist, the diabolic cardinal of richelieu. This sinister person,
Starting point is 00:02:58 in her tunic rouge, like the scent, so detested at his time that's been no more than any more than than a man, but who had it really, I'm saying,
Starting point is 00:03:08 like a cooey, who'd already a response? And we'll finish by the savourer in observant that tumultuous bromance who will unir
Starting point is 00:03:15 his destiny to the royal Louis 13, even a very piece of theatre to know who will be dirigue the France
Starting point is 00:03:21 during the first half of the 17th century. So, on menu, all your affairs preferre, of these conflots, these executions, and fooly me, I'm a lot, I'm a lot of chaw.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Oh, excuse me, it ought to be the voice of that. Oof, you're part, the generic, I reged that
Starting point is 00:03:40 if I'm going to get to be. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, let's-hoet, let's-hoet,
Starting point is 00:03:44 all I'm ch'clock, let's-quoise, in Paris, during the reign of the good Roy, Henry four, that we've seen for the last time in our episode of the season two on the Massacre of the St. Bartholini Uff, so in Europe,
Starting point is 00:03:58 Catholic and Protestant, it trep not like ever. God is amour! No, Dieu is amour! During this time, the royal enchained the maitress in overtly,
Starting point is 00:04:10 in the face of his wife the rene-Marie of Medici, which ronge his front while that few battards of the royal live joyously at the court cotoyant his proper children royal, whom the future
Starting point is 00:04:19 Roy of France, the Ptiluie. Circonstance that create, I can't you know, you know, it's quite,
Starting point is 00:04:24 you know, that's true that's true we're doing that more often. Well, I'm going to be able to
Starting point is 00:04:32 my maitress now. Attention, the people, there's more more of the little bit of here.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Mary, who's I've done with you, I'm playing not too on her Mary of
Starting point is 00:04:43 Medici, is reputed to be to be a being a mechant, egoist, manipulatrice, who detest his marie and devers a part of this coler on his son, Louis, who is considered as febler and without interring. To respond to your question, Majesty,
Starting point is 00:04:59 our son, it's the only who is febler and without anterine. Cool, but I'm in the retard to make my penis to get a couple of times. Revene, 1610, so that Henry IV has made a little tourn in ville in doing the babes in a carous with two guard
Starting point is 00:05:15 a cheval. Ah, good my brave François Suget. Belle journey, Ness what?
Starting point is 00:05:26 Oh, my God, the French is something at our time. Vive the Rue! Vive the Rue! Telsk!
Starting point is 00:05:31 Telfare! Well, Rue, we're pogned in the traffic of the center Ville, the caros
Starting point is 00:05:36 nared y'ar to have advanced. Well, thank you for the authenticity, but if we were like like the
Starting point is 00:05:40 world normal. My homage, Majestay, I'm a assassin who has been to garrochet on the carous, and if you'll permit you, I'll now you'll pointearder a repetition. Well, you see, you know, the world normal. This assassin, all in nuance,
Starting point is 00:06:03 it's Francois Ravajak, a fanatic religious, subject of frequent vision mystic because of years, but, but, on the way to have a jane dark, and to canalize all of things
Starting point is 00:06:12 constructive, he will opting for the popular, to become a malade of a cuto. But a malade of cuto, because he had
Starting point is 00:06:19 took the time to soto denoncée two days before. Like, the regisid, it's a sport of gentleman. My father,
Starting point is 00:06:25 he's full me in prison on the chan, otherwise I'm being a fear that I'm going to do you
Starting point is 00:06:30 in two years exactly. Look, you, I'm fool. Allon, my face,
Starting point is 00:06:36 I'm certain that if you You make you make a couple of I will salue, Mary, God will you pardon your pache, but, of what it's it. But, d'Abor, are you capable to me to read my journal at the screen of the confessional,
Starting point is 00:06:46 or is this like, my affair? So, Transso Ravaoyak could not resisted. He will to sue the Roy, we'll do you have a process expeditive of the 17th century, where he will be allowed, and he will be condoned to death, and he will be in accord
Starting point is 00:06:56 that. I'm very fear that it's necessary. You, see, I'm, I'm completely demon. Hey, is too, or this guy is fashant in his manner, no? Detail! Dark.
Starting point is 00:07:09 The regicide is historically an offence grave, François is cartel on the place public,
Starting point is 00:07:14 with a cheval attached to each member before a full hysteric like it's the Beatles. You have
Starting point is 00:07:18 reason to you're good job. Your russ are more secureite now that I am an
Starting point is 00:07:25 atroce sufferance. Excuse me now, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm saying. And all
Starting point is 00:07:30 that's for saying that's now the little Louis 13 who becomes Roy of France at age of nine,
Starting point is 00:07:34 but, capacity, so she will assure the regents to her place. First affair, why not, to start by sally with the Spain, which just here
Starting point is 00:07:43 is the enemy jury of the France. So, it's partied for a good, year marriage forced between
Starting point is 00:07:49 Louis 13 and the infant of Spain and Dautrich, who, surprise, not the marriage that
Starting point is 00:07:55 will have been all all the two 14 years. The infant of Spain, it'll be not be
Starting point is 00:07:59 a woman of experience. And it's in presence of these two young repoup of fours of
Starting point is 00:08:06 the Court of France and, certainly of the reigned regent that looks like a little pompette in the coin there. Ah, way! Flein' She-Voo! Effectively, Mary of Medici
Starting point is 00:08:14 insist for that the union was consumed, on the chant, with plenty of people who are hmm, so a certain pressure of performance. Yeah, I'll not you
Starting point is 00:08:22 to mention, these amy, this night of noss in entre mine, will be difficult to regard. D'Eyer, all we're on.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Detail dark of nature sexual. Eesite not to advance of a couple of minutes if you have The little Louis 13 has had an education sexual, for the most particular.
Starting point is 00:08:42 See, you, his parents wanted to tell them to be able to perform as a long gallopant during his night of noss, that, since his more young age, we had carerment offered a treatment royal of development sexual, and when I say, his more young age, it's not a way to talk. Effectively, when he's still in the berso, the guillery of the royal, term-officially
Starting point is 00:09:02 in the written to say, Zizi, Keket, or the always-tray-factual, penis, is the object of veneration. Look, all the world. The guiree of the baby. My God, we're not quite a few of things in the winter. The Poupon has even a remueuze, oh, my God,
Starting point is 00:09:30 whose job is to... to... Listen, I understand the spirit of of what we're trying to do you know, but the guy of the 21th century in my can't be able to find that's a very
Starting point is 00:09:40 bad idea. In the years we'll encourage the little Louis at these exhibitions repeated, or we've made simuling the act that
Starting point is 00:09:46 will be able to with hispousing like a recital of violoncel, so, it will be fockee completely, he will become
Starting point is 00:09:52 hyperpreude, and incapable to have the sex with who he's able. So, so, on the time on internet,
Starting point is 00:10:03 and you can't be certain that no person will be touch in this marriage. D'Ear that's a lot of podcasts attributed to a sex of minor, no?
Starting point is 00:10:10 So, you're reassured in the yeariesance and rapidly, haunted by a full of other trauma of infance, and one of the most a capparant
Starting point is 00:10:16 and that's being convinced that would be to be able to do it in play in a place, uh,
Starting point is 00:10:21 yeah, I'm sorry, I'm the impression that it's been about six hours that we're for the reason for the
Starting point is 00:10:26 company the mousquetaire. Ah, you see, it's the fun finally. Detail of culture general, me seem.
Starting point is 00:10:34 If, today the musketers are relatively popular, it's thanks to the romance of Alexander Dumas, the three musketers, where the characters, in-gros, the chef of the bond. Ah!
Starting point is 00:10:48 And, I'm, I'm Aramis, the musketer sensible and religious. Some, I'm a woman d'ad, because, if I'm the most platte of musketers. Oh, and I'm, it's Portos, the gross musketaire
Starting point is 00:11:01 at the force and Herculean, frequently represent in trying to manage a cuise of poulégare to my gross fern Ah, and how
Starting point is 00:11:10 mubliéed me D'Artagnan, the young musketere of the relive, franfran, but excreemeyer offer, here,
Starting point is 00:11:16 we're talking that Alexander Dumas has based my person on him, but boff, you're going
Starting point is 00:11:23 to gore the photo, it's a dro monsieur with a moustache, sent you be able to me imagine
Starting point is 00:11:28 like that Lise in the book, but, to what B'all, go? All right, you, Lire the book, Vaux? So the sign of the mousquetaires,
Starting point is 00:11:36 we're all these frere, oh! Detail a little more interesting than the other of the other of the other,
Starting point is 00:11:45 okay, it's well. At the base, the mousqueters of the roe have a role military, a troupe of elit
Starting point is 00:11:50 all, all pretty to mourir for the royal, they're young, they have their chappo, they are plain
Starting point is 00:11:54 of fogg, audacious, they have the insouciance of their age, Face at the Mour. Excessively well-formed, they're obviously
Starting point is 00:12:02 all train to scrim, we're also done these courses for the maintain. Quo-to-so, it's sound honesty like an excuse
Starting point is 00:12:07 of mousquetere who don't not want to have been that they're they're doing for the fun, but they're
Starting point is 00:12:13 their pastem a more, oh, that they love that, and because they're all very good, the duels
Starting point is 00:12:18 dur never too much more dear time. We're not my old friend, I'm sure, I'm sure,
Starting point is 00:12:24 I'm sure, I'm, I'm sure, good, What trestess. But what roche of adrenaline in the same time? Who is next?
Starting point is 00:12:32 And for the little story, it's certainly these young gentium in provenance of Gascoigne who'd be musketaire because Henry IV was Gascone and Louis trost
Starting point is 00:12:40 that the people and it's all and it's allot bon. We've got these musketers to like these collies Amazon,
Starting point is 00:12:46 before their food, the musket and the loggents. It was very prestigiousue to come musketer of
Starting point is 00:12:51 war, and it's because many young Gascon they'd not to quitted their country for always
Starting point is 00:12:56 like D'Artagnan in the history that you have assuredly not I've seen a joke there's been too but I'm not used I've got to listen plenty of cartoon D'allor
Starting point is 00:13:04 if there's been a trick that unies all these things that ensemble it's been the Diabolic Cardinal of Richelieu
Starting point is 00:13:11 Oof, fashion obliate eh Armand John Duplessie of Richelieu is made in 15185
Starting point is 00:13:18 of a family of Ancianob who ironically have put a stiton, but even the respect of people
Starting point is 00:13:24 because of the name Richelieu Save that, how many of time it will be able to turn to. Someone will be able to get out of the rest of Chetiff at the
Starting point is 00:13:30 Nessence, person had to imagine, but surprise, he will survive. It's the personage principal of the episode, I don't know how I've reached
Starting point is 00:13:37 to be surprised. Blah, blah, blah, he's envy to frere and soar, his father meur, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Ah!
Starting point is 00:13:45 At the age of nine, the young Armand Richelieu is invited at Paris for study at college of Navarre and obtained the title of Marquis de Chiu and it's
Starting point is 00:13:53 It's written Shiloo, which is almost the marquee to chill out, and there's real, because I can't imagine other thing that a marquee that's a marquee in sandal and foorre in a beanbag. It's a PlayStation 1 that's branched on TV,
Starting point is 00:14:05 and we're playing at Crash Bandicoot. You see, I'm happy for something that's more pretty to be pretty. At least, Richelieu,
Starting point is 00:14:14 he's studied for to become military, he learns the scrim, but also the mathematics. Oh, wait. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Wait, I'm you promise that it's a good episode.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Okay, okay. In 1605, his frere, who would have been curate, abandon. Ooh, it's been good, eh? I don't want
Starting point is 00:14:32 to know what to be curate. What? I want to try my proper voice and to become moan. Ooh,
Starting point is 00:14:41 exciting difference, no? By count, when you become moan, you do abandon all your titre and your
Starting point is 00:14:46 bien, and then, and then, at the time, it was at only one of the church, but one
Starting point is 00:14:50 with the titles and the Well, if it's not it's armen who will do it, faulk the career military, it will be a vogue, finally. The verity is that it's that I'm arrange. I'm subject to migraine, and with the cannons, it's complex to gregers.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Alum the cannon, soldiers! Oh, why is that all the man is always in trying to cry in the army? Ah! Ah! Oh! Woo! Woo!
Starting point is 00:15:16 Who! Who! Who! It's some of long journey, the people. We impose then to
Starting point is 00:15:25 become aveque of Luson that pertained to his family from the family
Starting point is 00:15:30 will have this commenter, I've erite the evisher the most croted and disagreeable of all the
Starting point is 00:15:36 France. Livraison of fubier! I've I'm supposed Sao, Monsieur Lavek, and even
Starting point is 00:15:44 this piece where we need in opposition to that, Richelieu can't as he is a personage, of intransigent,
Starting point is 00:15:51 meticule, and I'm not not ported to diagnostic, but very possibly on the spectrum of something, and he devere classed
Starting point is 00:15:57 all his affairs by order of grandeur. It's amnui to want to be absolutely immaculed and ordone, the push to
Starting point is 00:16:03 put it to make to the order in his vash poor, and he obtained rapidly the lounges of all the world,
Starting point is 00:16:07 while that in the front, you have just the tock de meneage super-violant. There's exploits obsessive
Starting point is 00:16:12 compulsive, that will arrive to the reign of the Raine-Mare, Mary, for who he will have worked
Starting point is 00:16:18 a time a time to counsel, to me, just as he were all all the two envoyed in
Starting point is 00:16:22 exil. Eh, well, it's rapid, so, but if you do you do you
Starting point is 00:16:26 do you want, let's see, a legey flashback. You see, you, you know, the time of
Starting point is 00:16:31 the regence of Mary of Missis, a court of France, a nobleness also diversified
Starting point is 00:16:35 and incompetent and I can't a coves of the country, for the project plus or more than
Starting point is 00:16:39 design, in a world is a meble, and no N-imported-a-goyle has his moor to say on the decisions of the royome. Resultant, too of cuisine in cuisine. I suggest that we augmenting the financement of the army.
Starting point is 00:16:53 And, I suggest to dedicate a fund for the creation of a vol-o-vang-geon, to even which we could all live. But, who has let this cuisiniier enter here? Well, now I want to a vol-o-von. He will say that for Mary of Medici, it was the terrain of game perfect for diriged at the place of the royal, with his favorites, which will chrisman not
Starting point is 00:17:15 for an unanimity, Conchino-Conchini. Oh, look, oh, O' Conchino-Conchini is entered on Parliament of Paris without retire his capo. Oh, poorble, what other quidance?
Starting point is 00:17:28 Oh, What a troupe? Hey, me dispache, les am I, but when we port a chapo so great than the Conchino-Concini, that would be an insult
Starting point is 00:17:36 more grand de la Levin, no? Ah! Ha-ha! Oh, you know, so Maudi, so's a rhetorician. Chao, stupido.
Starting point is 00:17:44 But what's the only not to do it with the little Louis 13, is what we call the scandal of the chaise.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Oh, look, conchino, conchini, it's dacis in the chaise attribu more blue
Starting point is 00:17:55 that other quidance. Hey, me dispa a chaise is a chaise, no, and in a
Starting point is 00:18:00 certain fashion, it's a compliment that the grand conchino conchini he's he's a ruon
Starting point is 00:18:05 deposos his foo in a bellissima in there, no? Ha ha ha! Fack, so we'll
Starting point is 00:18:10 it pan, It's fesant, no? We're in 1617. It's the little Louis 13, 15, that he condone, he's condemned, like a grand guy, just before
Starting point is 00:18:20 to chasse his mother to the court for having these estites pervenued like that at Minson. After the execution of Conchino-Konchini,
Starting point is 00:18:27 Richelieu is in exile with the reign of and her, and her career has been quite finished before even to be cardinal.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Well, it's a start to save his own his own situation social, Richelieu, will be able
Starting point is 00:18:38 to find a way to be a way to be a matter, he has facture to pay. Chose, that's going
Starting point is 00:18:43 against all your time is, in encirming the royal and his marr in a chateau
Starting point is 00:18:47 just as to it's just sufficiently regular to be a pen functional before the that will
Starting point is 00:18:53 inevitably repete. So, the ancestor of the therapy of couple, finally.
Starting point is 00:18:57 I've left the troupe to you, Louis, and I'm just
Starting point is 00:19:00 a question time before that they don't before they don't get to get
Starting point is 00:19:03 to get of your oh, what they they're what they're forced to French
Starting point is 00:19:10 she? If you allow it, I'd like we'd that we'd take the time to sattarde to choose of the choice of words
Starting point is 00:19:14 to try to force to French manifestment, we're in the love here, it's simply that you have some different
Starting point is 00:19:24 to you know so you're so we're doing so much. How you you're mercied to this tour of force,
Starting point is 00:19:29 Richelieu? Well, you could me make sacre cardinal, I'd say that, I'd say nothing.
Starting point is 00:19:35 So, this comes the legend the Cardinal of Rischelieu, figure dramatic who drape in her long soutane rouge, with his shoes creuse,
Starting point is 00:19:44 his eyes of renar, his little moustache fine complemented of a barbichette point-due. In fact, paradoxalmere, had exactly the air of someone deguised in diable at the Halloween. Heuelsen,
Starting point is 00:19:55 at the time, had the referent. Detail interesting. Richelieu is not very grand, things at which he even palier in porting,
Starting point is 00:20:02 and porting on the tallon on-d-d-d-suit-to-s the soutan. I'm t'n'tire if I'd say that's the first religiously that I would
Starting point is 00:20:09 do that. It's all desisties of fripons. Other detail, interesting. This, he may-connew, but the Cardinal of Richelieu adored the chas. And, well, a tell point, that he had always, a minimum, a 15n,
Starting point is 00:20:22 around him, it'd feel the ammonia and chum! For the most of the perssand, and say, that the little rouleau that colled had not even invented.
Starting point is 00:20:31 On the numerous tableau of Richelieu that are realized in his life, he is accompanied of a chaw like the Doctor Gang in Inspector Gadgett, a referent that person had no at the time,
Starting point is 00:20:42 nor today, in fact, what is well and interesting, is that before a chast was certainly an affair that you'd to grab up to get up to attack
Starting point is 00:20:49 at the time where all you did get a scoble of cream in exchange, but you'd be not the amy of this shit that,
Starting point is 00:20:55 well, it's that's a cardinal of richelieu that we'd have grandly to have been to be considered to be considered
Starting point is 00:21:00 as these animals of company. He was particularly creative in the choice of his little minoo, we're out,
Starting point is 00:21:06 Feliomare, Mimi Piaillon, Mounard Le Fugue, peruque, ruby on the ungle, Cerpolet, Pyram,
Starting point is 00:21:18 Tisbe, racan, submiss, Gazette, Ludovishka, but also Ludovic, the Cruel
Starting point is 00:21:27 and, why not, Lucifer. The Cardinal of Richelieu, belebe, a servite of God.
Starting point is 00:21:35 D'Eyer, assuafed of power and ambition personal, Richelieu will be to see a matter of
Starting point is 00:21:40 this is not the six good company to entertainer when we're not being born in life. So,
Starting point is 00:21:46 now his plan to find to be in this is to approach to the roe, who is effectively a young
Starting point is 00:21:50 who has had to have a good of my professor, as much, Nyeyeye Grants,
Starting point is 00:21:56 Tire, if his majesty deign be being to make confidence, I gossed
Starting point is 00:22:01 this morning in degenate a plan all quite ingenue to affirm the plan potential to
Starting point is 00:22:06 his power royal, all in doing the menace at the court. And, cruey-moying when I do you say
Starting point is 00:22:12 that I like I'm make the manage. But, finally, what have you again
Starting point is 00:22:17 manigancet, eminence? Your majesty is fatigued. Concentre you puttow
Starting point is 00:22:23 on the eyes of the little cat. All- all will be
Starting point is 00:22:30 well. Yes, all will be well. For commonset, you're going to
Starting point is 00:22:38 me nom my Richelieu, you are so vieue, you're so me nom conseilier of
Starting point is 00:22:46 your all right, all right. Blagapart, we're in 1624, Richelieu is now
Starting point is 00:22:55 Prime Minister and there a whole sacre program for the royal. Number,
Starting point is 00:23:00 U.N., tass the protestants who are in war against the Catholic Croiot-Royoe
Starting point is 00:23:04 French, in assijing the citadel protestant of La Rochelle for more than a year. What will do, in letting family and infant literally the cuir of their shoes. 15,000 more, so did in passing, until as we finish to row.
Starting point is 00:23:17 All right. Number two. Fere pervert to the influence to Habsburg, this famous Amateur Autrishian richlysm, who possesses multiple territories encircling the France,
Starting point is 00:23:27 what will do do with gonzling the force military and in multiplying the attacks. Fun fact, the Pouss Royal Andotrish He came justly of the family of Habsburg,
Starting point is 00:23:36 which he regarded mal for the soup of Newel. All right. Number three, impose the absolutism royal. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:47 But Richelieu, it's that I know not what's the absolutism royal. Uh, yes,
Starting point is 00:23:54 effectively, his majesty sullive a good point, which will certainly partaged by the auditors
Starting point is 00:24:00 of podcast who listen so charr with these kids who cry. Royalism royal, it's a centralization absolute of the power monarchic to one one single person, in an occurrence,
Starting point is 00:24:10 the royal. The royal is chosen by God, and so that all the decisions, he governs without opposition, he detain all the powers, who are legislative, judicial or executor, the right of veto on tout, a plan of match that play enormously to Louis 13,
Starting point is 00:24:26 who comes to be tanned to be a meble, but simultaneously a good news for his mother, who's just a question before we have saco-vigel, also. In an episode that we call the Journey of Dup, Mary of Mediciis will make a mega-sine to Louis 13 about the fact that now she detest Richelieu,
Starting point is 00:24:42 who is in the piece. But, finally, Louis, a space of poor petite bit! How can you not you not to make you know that this immond torch-kew of Cardinal to manipulate
Starting point is 00:24:51 to that that that's appare to your power? Ayoy, my face, I think deslays that herrace the rene is fashed against me.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Well, you're not the endrored nor the moment. to chishire to all that my pavilion of chasse. Richelieu, come me to find me later. That's what, Mary DemiDi-6 will say? Yes, I've gained. This cooie mulled of Louis
Starting point is 00:25:14 will re-envoy the Cardinal. And the landmine? Ah, maire. As you know, I was long-entrown and I decided to let me re-envoy. Oh, Louis, I know that you
Starting point is 00:25:27 choosiered your mother. To let me to his place in time as a prime minister, and it's you that I've got in exile. exiles. What? But how is it possible? Maudy, so you Richelieu! I bettize this
Starting point is 00:25:41 Jornay, the Journay Dup. Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! At this moment, the Cardinal and the Roy govern in mode mega-bromance, even if Richelieu is overtly detested by the more and more of people. At a tell point, the royal,
Starting point is 00:25:56 commences, for his security, so he will he impose a guard of a centen of a good-vue musketer bodyguard, Guards, who will beamedroned, the famous guard of Cardinal, that Tos, Portos, D'Artagnan and Aramis, are all the time in front of front. Soughke, but are all these musketers douchbagg who have to be beat, evident, it's not the genre of company
Starting point is 00:26:14 preferred of the Cardinal, he even, much more a guy, to flatted of the chas on tally, on top of the suthane. So, Richelieu, will engage exclusively the most ennuious musketaire disponable. So, partle me of your antecedent. And, eminence, I've been countable
Starting point is 00:26:32 And I detest the brunt... Oh, audacious changement of career, but welcome in the guard of the cardinal. Neanmore, at each time that the musketers of the royal and the guards of the cardinal see, it's aviress, I'd like, to go ahead, like, two teams of hockey who have all the time to be
Starting point is 00:26:50 to prove, which is the major, or, pere, again, two teams of impros. It's the rouge of the cardinal against the blue of the royal, or grand dame of cardinal. Ah, an other journey to signet Lucifer.
Starting point is 00:27:04 And, and yeah, and yeah, the guard of his imminence, the Cardinal of Richelieu. And yeah, the musketers of the
Starting point is 00:27:13 Roy, is that bar in cooey? Sabrancooge. Ha! Oh! Ha! Ha! ha! Jolly ripost!
Starting point is 00:27:21 But will sovra this pile of tonne on which I just went to? Ha! Ha! Oh! Oph!
Starting point is 00:27:28 I think that's a chance to close the window. The excuse, Eminos, I wanted to if we're
Starting point is 00:27:40 if we're a cord cuted in a chandelier. The truth is that it's pretty cool. Uh,
Starting point is 00:27:45 we're on our last. So, the Cardinal will decide that the party is finished all the
Starting point is 00:27:50 duels in France to pen to, more, strange. Don't obliges not to all to us
Starting point is 00:27:56 to make to you impish to you to you're trying. So, so there, for changement, we're going to
Starting point is 00:28:00 get to try to get a wrong, and come to plot against him. Detail culinary. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:28:07 It's Richelieu that's made arundir the boot of the couto at beure, uh, yeah, it was point to
Starting point is 00:28:12 this affair, that. D'part, it was to impure the people, to scurry the people, but it were also
Starting point is 00:28:17 theoretically to prevent the tentative of murder and the duel so the table. In guard. Ha!
Starting point is 00:28:25 I was disarmed with my What are you going to do now? Ah! I will you achieve a coup of napkin, right? It's the more fun with the cuto. In fact, what's really
Starting point is 00:28:34 there is, we're still ponied with with these couto-a-be-pour but who take the moate of our t'nesty, face at these coutes who have always perfectly
Starting point is 00:28:43 puettante the fucking beur. How many of the sort of cuto it will be able to to live in a manner decent? Virge! Ah! Hey, we can do you
Starting point is 00:28:51 take a pause? Pendant this time, the sexuality of the roe than viola than ever, it's a lustre that visit more the lyre of the reign. So it's richelieu duke duke of his talon-o-sut-sutan who will have to be able to malle. Because a royal, it's not
Starting point is 00:29:06 these infants far. By-court! A point, a trick that I've been not mentionede, is that Louis 13th would, say, more interested by the presence of the monsieur than the madame, if you may make this explanation
Starting point is 00:29:18 to follow at an epoch who all over, and we don't have no idea the messieurs. We'd ignore if he did some of his friends with his friends monsieur,
Starting point is 00:29:25 because we know that he had quite quite of the guillery, but what we know that
Starting point is 00:29:28 it used to the pretext possible to help with the madame. Sir, I'm sure,
Starting point is 00:29:33 I'm sorry to... Ah! And it's malay, he's all to get to the divan,
Starting point is 00:29:38 I'm going to get some to get to get back to get, to get. So, like,
Starting point is 00:29:43 I'm going to say, Rischelieu, was proposed to s' so, generally, in having
Starting point is 00:29:47 the relations sexual with Anne-O-Trich at the like he'd like he'd be the relays on a job of painting, you know, to him, you know, what the epaute would have refused, and it's parted for a fine of conversation,
Starting point is 00:29:56 as if uncomfortable. To all, you're not to setter, an ecclesiastique, you? Very well, sir, I'm, to this part, me rebied. I'm saying probably obliged, now, he'll be able to be able to remit from the rene a little time after, who is,
Starting point is 00:30:17 maybe at a travel a great portrait of a gentile with a true of a lot. Something that he will do a certain
Starting point is 00:30:22 for she's four times. Yay! And that he fas four false couch. But as
Starting point is 00:30:28 there's a gillery, you have to the court. The second the cardinal will
Starting point is 00:30:32 all get his pulsions of religious in the immobiliate, he will be built just at
Starting point is 00:30:37 the palet royal, the palet cardinal, that I invite to have been to be two
Starting point is 00:30:41 moreso to collier best friend giant. To that's it's add a quart at the complete that Richelieu
Starting point is 00:30:47 will make construct for the fun, an place city Richelieu, and who has, you'll have devine, a cartier of a mansion of
Starting point is 00:30:54 real of ville super-chair where it's long to do it, and it's zero service. The but being here to
Starting point is 00:31:00 create a village ideal, the city of the demans, which in the spirit for the most obsessive compulsive of
Starting point is 00:31:06 the cardinal signify, plenty of times, like, all the same house, disposed in
Starting point is 00:31:11 the roof rectangular, which turn at 90 degrees, But, it's satisfying to regard, but it's a criss of a fool to live there. Parlant of the place where you want to live, the Cardinal will make construed a chattery at Richelieu City, it's a bit of a bit of expressly reserved to all these chas
Starting point is 00:31:27 with two domestic temples that change the litrears. Ah, my God, that it's all the moniac. Detail, interesting. The Cardinal of Richelieu will fund the Academy French. Like a nerd. Histoire to give plenty of regs mailant to the language French,
Starting point is 00:31:43 in the view to make pure, eloquent, right, annoying, and annale, as one image, and it's why, we're still
Starting point is 00:31:51 a trampoline on the way of one a trampoleon, if you would be it too man, if you want to call it a trampolio,
Starting point is 00:31:59 I don't know. You'll findry that richelieu is effectively very impopulare, uh, before the people, that's impo has impo,
Starting point is 00:32:06 and estes, and estes for the r uangles but also, but also of the noblest, who's had been chased to the table of decisions, and don't the cardinal intercept constantly the letters
Starting point is 00:32:14 for the espionate, by the fact even, dejoed plenty of complos. And why not, the reyn of Oatrish, whom Richelieu, is mefied, because he has subsone
Starting point is 00:32:21 to be an assoled to his country of origin, the Spain. What she is. So, the people are fashed who are the reason,
Starting point is 00:32:28 finally. So, perhaps for the rues at 90 degrees, it ought to be chiant in negotiating so. Enter in scene, Gaston D'Orlian, the little frere of Louis,
Starting point is 00:32:44 who esper bad far that his grand frere meurred of his health of febler, to finally mounte on the throne at his place. Chose he'll attend, by doing his party with his amy noble in plumed and they're just four and then boar. In any way, I don't know
Starting point is 00:32:56 what's that hector of orlean had afraid, but t'alliele, man, what's what you want, I've more of work? Yeah, it's me the champion. Gaston Ah, Duchess of Chevreuse. Reconted me your journey
Starting point is 00:33:14 during that I administer the more gourmand of cunylingus. It's party. Assure me, my Minion, Minion, I think that it would have been
Starting point is 00:33:24 to find a way to be barraise of this cardinal of malhear and who coups, so ceas the the vivor, look at the
Starting point is 00:33:30 sobriety in which we have to live now. Hey, all the battle of volovovo!
Starting point is 00:33:37 Yes, we'll do that. In all the case, I'm really to have all of his papras of Prime Minister, to Gereck. All right, we'll reverture today, we'll cule the butt. All right.
Starting point is 00:33:51 The attitude, Libertine, a little slack, of Gaston, D'Orlena, you'll understand this advantage to always give an absurd longgear to advance to Richelieu,
Starting point is 00:33:59 Richelieu, which is a lot to get the time to intercepted all these compelow of Monde Supartee. In the years that they're
Starting point is 00:34:06 less of six complo for murder against him or the royal that the cardinal will expose to grand year. In fact,
Starting point is 00:34:12 it's a whole long to you to you're going to you're going to let's a top three.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Complos number three, the conspiration of Chalais. We're part in Chalette is a d'Ode, the count
Starting point is 00:34:25 of Chalais, not Chalais, the battis, it's not a conspiracy that's deruol in the end of the same
Starting point is 00:34:30 of school or pere-enker to even of his repugent restaurant Swiss Chalais. The St. Subbert, the bloke.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Chalais, it was the guy responsible of the guard of robes of the Roy, who, under two essayage of culott at frou-frou, will, he also to make cunilinguists at the Duchess of Chevreuse, and why not
Starting point is 00:34:46 complot with Gaston D'Orlian for to kill the Cardinal, t'em. Hmm, plot, I'm barque. Check-e-bain-be-bent-poteau you're allot. The idea, this is to simulate a false dispute
Starting point is 00:34:57 between Chalais and Gaston-O'Rleand before the Cardinal, fakeed to beckes-d-due to belled in duels by error. With a few of chance, pale at the moment
Starting point is 00:35:08 where he'll remember that it's interdied to be able to like the Schroom faulunette. But I shal had too
Starting point is 00:35:14 excited, perhaps, really need to talk to speak of genie to someone before, information that he will
Starting point is 00:35:20 confie to his uncle, the commander of Valancet who, he is super-be good chum
Starting point is 00:35:25 with Richelieu. Oh, no. Well, try, my esties. Pony the
Starting point is 00:35:32 culott of Bess, Gaston is obliged to sign a contract. Like, quite, he's excused, and is well-soumied to no never complotet. He stoole all his complies,
Starting point is 00:35:45 suite to what we'll be obliged to marry Mademoiselle of Montpensier, a fee super lead, chosen specially by the Cardinal, as punition. Meijer chance the next time,
Starting point is 00:35:57 Mr. the Frere of the Roy, marry this pichu at this hour. No, no, no! celebrate the marriage in person for the folly This man is diabolical
Starting point is 00:36:12 Detail dark Shalais, by contrault, we'll have the chance to becapitated But, but So, so the order of richelieu, the burrow will be
Starting point is 00:36:20 abelement replaced by a man who never did that of his crisis of life, who, at who, who, on
Starting point is 00:36:26 a piece, we don't a dollower, a sort of little hage of mard that will never do the job. And it will
Starting point is 00:36:31 take 30 coup for the ch-fee. I think again that it's me who it has up here. Yoo-hoo!
Starting point is 00:36:38 Gaston! A weird. Complow number two, the conspiration of Montmorency. Maloreuse of Montsier, the new
Starting point is 00:36:50 epos of Mose Moche of Gaston of Orlean meurr in Couch, a year after the marriage. It's sad,
Starting point is 00:36:55 but it redone the to redone to start to getifoled with newos adept of conplos
Starting point is 00:36:59 and of the practice sexual superprone. Okay, okay, okay, all the It's now the hour to
Starting point is 00:37:04 To vonger of Richelieu, my Amis. Hey, but an instant You're new in the orgy, you? Effectivement, monsieur. I'm Henri 2 of Momoransi, and the couple of me, it's abrache. Perfect. Explicate me all that, deguised on my mare,
Starting point is 00:37:20 who we're surprised. But, even, they had the time to elaborate a plan, Richelieu, avant, the fact that Gaston of Orleans has made a new man to C.O. Placet, and we're all simply
Starting point is 00:37:28 to have to have arreter just in a case. Situations face to the Frere du Roy Woffer Okay, Eminence Coupable You've got
Starting point is 00:37:37 You've had Monmorency and me complotion Like ever for you Tew, Cere-a Fet's what you
Starting point is 00:37:43 have to That the justice They should They're Ruele I understand But I
Starting point is 00:37:49 But remember You know you You can not Executate the Frer of
Starting point is 00:37:53 Roy In fact My my end I've never Reveal to this
Starting point is 00:37:57 But thank the Trio I'm going to this part condone a more, Momorancy. Boyon, is that I'm a Mowbron conspirator? Detail, Dark,
Starting point is 00:38:08 encore. Because he will demand to pardon to his royal with a lot of elegance, on fact to Montmorency to not have an execution. Public. By contrast, the legend
Starting point is 00:38:18 recount that we'd experimented on him an totally new machine of execution, a sort of tranche-theteet or a fair of hash tombed between two mounte
Starting point is 00:38:27 vertical, and, Sure, the machine will function like some of the mard, and we'll have to be to reprend at a beaucoup of repris. Ah! He'd could I be married
Starting point is 00:38:37 with an lead, me also? Number one, the Conspiration of Five Mars. Five Mars was a beau young man.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Wait, Five Mars, it's his name. Hmm, someone had some parents hippie. In fact, it's the Marquis
Starting point is 00:38:54 of St. Marce, for those for who it has made a difference. A young man issued of a family noble, amy to cell of the cardinal,
Starting point is 00:39:02 it's richelieu he himself who he has presented to his wife, and Louis will be all right
Starting point is 00:39:05 to be in affection because he is beau. St. Marse is rapidly a favorite
Starting point is 00:39:11 he is named grand acuier of the guard rob, probably the probably the one of the royal
Starting point is 00:39:20 title for a six young um who had to not doubted to play more to the royal, that we imagine,
Starting point is 00:39:27 to look at the people who will be be able to be tap. I hope you're not an image more poetic, we're in end of the episode,
Starting point is 00:39:33 I'm fatigued, it's so. Evident, it's a little dequette super arrogant, and Erich O'Leu of his proximity
Starting point is 00:39:39 with the royal he pre-in-grip. So, for to be able complotate with Gaston of Orleand and, and at this stage, you
Starting point is 00:39:46 know, you know, the refrain. The cardinal intercept their letter because there's espion just an entire, and Gaston stoo,
Starting point is 00:39:52 all the world, in mising on the fact that we can't execute it, he'll be. Well, I'm going to execute, again, Risholieu. Here's the name of Tum is complies.
Starting point is 00:39:58 And, well, Detail, dark. As for the execution of Chalais, the burrow is, obviously, more nubbe that it's avire
Starting point is 00:40:08 in bouchery that even the full rassembled for the execution who, I you know, at the time, did office
Starting point is 00:40:13 of divertism public, and completely degouted. Fette me confidence that's a public roded.
Starting point is 00:40:19 But where our society, if we can even can't even assist to an execution public for all the family.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Rebourses me my bad sport familial! And the last words of St. Marce, so,
Starting point is 00:40:31 Noyant in his sand, are going to be, oh, my God, what's
Starting point is 00:40:36 that's that's that's like this time this time I'm going to have it hop,
Starting point is 00:40:41 no. Detail reconfortant. I'm I'm said that it would be all the
Starting point is 00:40:46 world to be after 23 of marriage platt, platt, the Roy Louis 13 and the reign
Starting point is 00:40:51 Trish, now aged of 38 years, are organized a start in a station thermal at Forge the O'Normandie, and it's that that we're going
Starting point is 00:41:00 that during a night of a rage violent... Oh, my rene, I don't know if it's the spa, the voyage, or the tempete at the exterior,
Starting point is 00:41:08 but I'd suddenly want to be homosexual with you. And two minutes later? Ah!
Starting point is 00:41:18 Ah! I... I don't know what it's space, but... Vive! Life the France! And, of this bays magic,
Starting point is 00:41:28 will be in 16377, Louis-14, the Royceolay, one of the great sovereign that the Royoom of France is known. And,
Starting point is 00:41:38 all of it just for the life of Richelieu, that approach the young, young, years, he's often
Starting point is 00:41:46 he's often, there's due to the malaria. Jeez! There's also there's rheumatism, the gout, and these amoreids
Starting point is 00:41:54 severe, probably provoked by a gonorri contracted when it was more young. So, in gross, he's deflase
Starting point is 00:41:59 in a lie, couched on the vanguard, because he's all the time to cut, which it's that's chapsed
Starting point is 00:42:05 through the comment of the time, an odor too much a word even in term of Q
Starting point is 00:42:09 of the 17th cycle, that we can be the sound of a word, like a word also has a
Starting point is 00:42:16 problem of health, he has 41 year, but he is also in of life. So, two mooran, the Roy and the Cardinal,
Starting point is 00:42:22 do their meeting, cuching, each in their lique in their lique by the medicines. So, as I would say, the strategy military
Starting point is 00:42:31 would have to envoying... No, don't, we'll effectively envoyed our battle directly ah...
Starting point is 00:42:40 ... ...com it's good to not live that a soul, to you... ...a... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha My best friends forever!
Starting point is 00:42:55 The Cardinal of Richelieu Meurr, Leagant to his family and his chas, an heritage of not more of 20 million of French, so the equivalent of $516 million of today for these cats! Detail dark! In his testament, Richelieu legge a house and a pension to his chas
Starting point is 00:43:14 for who live in the luxe after his death with two serviteurs with two serviteurs at four patte d'inthier for the but the marredinal we've got
Starting point is 00:43:21 decided just to not do that in fact what what's going to be back in chattry and gorged all the chas
Starting point is 00:43:28 before to get in a berge where the legend recount that we're that we're cuisine in ragout
Starting point is 00:43:34 oh lucifer oh lucifer wow miao miao mow wow
Starting point is 00:43:40 the really is that richelieu is so detested by the France entire
Starting point is 00:43:45 that the on may fire to these mannequins that they represent like that of a fashion spontaneous. All the world
Starting point is 00:43:51 had a little brickolage of the cardinal of Rischelieu to get in the fire for the occasion. It's miraculous
Starting point is 00:43:55 that the people can accomplish when they decide. Four months later, it's Louis 13 who deced,
Starting point is 00:44:00 making of Louis 14, a royal of four own, the tutel will be assured
Starting point is 00:44:04 by the Cardinal of Masarin, which is an osty of Richelieu selected by
Starting point is 00:44:09 Richelieu, to continue to continue to continue. The cycle continue. The Femode The history with a grand h.
Starting point is 00:44:20 We could say well as the diabolic Cardinal of Richelieu. By example, was it really diabolic? I'm all what I see here is a prime minister super-competent, burrow of work,
Starting point is 00:44:32 who has even left a leg immense to the France. His politics of absolutism will be officially instored by Louis 14, the Roy Solley. In fact, Richelieu was certainly
Starting point is 00:44:41 a man politic cabiled in a man-deglis, who will pass his life to help a aid a little royal in which person no croy to become a new grand monarch of the
Starting point is 00:44:50 history, and so, by sure, without no more privy to do that in accumuling a bigotune. If he's been the diabolic
Starting point is 00:44:56 Cardinal of Richelieu, it's certainly because of his role of mechant in the romance of Alexander Dumas, a role
Starting point is 00:45:02 based on his unpopularity of his life, essentially for having bolversed the society. I've learned to be used
Starting point is 00:45:09 because I'm also, someone who's who's working in robbe of chas, but if I can me permit, you know, is what also one of the other, bon coup of the cardinal? It's he created the company of the cent
Starting point is 00:45:19 associer for peoply a new territory at the time, the New France. So, it's a little to him that we're doing, the Quebec. There, I've certainly not pussing the bouchon of the causality, but, by extension, I, and the podcast
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