Les Pires Moments de l'Histoire - Napoléon

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

Il est un des personnages les plus importants de l’Histoire, mais sait-on vraiment qui est Napoléon Bonaparte? Plus grand conquérant du monde ou homme en proie à toutes les petitesses humaines imaginables? Et surtout : pourquoi tout le monde semble-t-il l’aimer à ce point ? Êtes-vous correct ?Animateur : Charles BeauchesneAuteurs : Charles Beauchesne, François De Grandpré, Anne-Hélène PrévostRéalisatrice : Barbara-Judith CaronMonteuse : Lucie Fournaison Designer graphique : Kevin BouchardCoordonnateur : Clément TurpinProductrice : Rosalie GrangerProducteurs exécutifs : Raphaëlle Huysmans et Philippe Lamarre Hébergé par Acast. Visitez acast.com/privacy pour plus d'informations.

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did in your episode on the viking. The Viking. Listen, madam, that's like, season one. I've written it in 2019.

You think that this is this little affair, that? Brief, it's finally, today that we talk to Napoleon Bonaparte.

And what sataned morso, the chom? The man that was going to make sense

to the 19th year, no, no more than the more than the most at me

the bar had been back to with reason. Parties of nothing, Napoleon will become emperor of the French, conquering the Europe

in time of chief military, or reoled of a lot of victory that surpass Jules Caesar, and even Alexander LeGrand, or also, like,

would say, Stefan Berne at Secre of History on TV 5, with his surre rectangular that's never a break. Napoleon, it's

the destad of the most illustriustre personage of the history universalel. And, oh!

Oh! Oh, it would be able to be in the duffe chateau who, of course, a recel a secret architectural that I'm impatient to you devoled. See me, my mom.

So, it's partied for the epipopi napoleonian in its integrality. I've already to see the choice that I've got to dover for not over over five minutes.

Commence we're going to start the generic. But, more quick than we we're not the time to glander today. Our history debut, so on 1769,

when the little Napoleon Bonaparte was named at Ajaxio in Cors, a island at the west of the Italy, which, just a year more than a year before, literally, actually, ached at rabbe by the France, like if we were in a vance

on a lot of a few pair of Snowblade, which the person had just had just ported one before, unmancapably this pettie, at some part of the 2000.

The real name of Napoleon, it's like Nabulio Buonaparte, and it's the second son-fice of a family patricianne course, so, of course, so that's anew. In fact, it's anew. In fact, rapidly, we'll understand, she Le Bonaparte,

that the espoor of the family for having to the advancement social, is the little Napoleon. So, we'll let him say his studies in France, at the Academy Militare of Brieh, where the other children will be bullied

as ever because of his accent in course. And then I'll be not an imitation, because the reality, is that I've no idea how to do that, a accent in course,

but manifestement, it's ridiculous. The kids have always reason on these things, eventually Napoleon enter in the army in

a title of the person in the army in charge of the canons who do you know that's assuring

that's a petted in a person. An affectation that's often research and that makes to mount

in grade rapidly, because you see you, at the post of officier had regularly

in shodgone if you may make the expression by the nobleness. It's a point you're

there's always a piece of rich at some part to have to have to do what to do you have to do the frustration interiorized. Guard to you, Moussayon.

We're in the Army of Ter, General. Yes, it's a test. Felicitation, Matlow. But Napoleon, it's someone with an ambition, who has not just envy to be a pion in a game of risk. No, he wants to be the gross nerd

gosson who gains the game of risk but he'll not any rest of the year. I detest a risk. It's these long games for sure, I think. All right. That's for saying that Napoleon will be able to

get to second lieutenant like that, but he will rest never there without possibility of advancement, due to much, to the...

Context Historic, sitar, it's more to have been. The Revolution Frances. Yeah,

it would be after 1789, the French would say, they're doing to say what to do with these aristocrats with

the gross fuffoon, so we go like, like, sacre all that to the world,

the royal, the prince, direct at guillotines, piff, piff, puff, it's reglet, and we've made in a world where all the world is equal.

Yay! It's to say, the chaos in the ruse in the road is a society paranoia's foque, or you can make a confidence a person. It's easy to think

it's an amelioration. This comment doesn't not super-revolutioner, perhaps that I'd go to go to public. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

I'm excuse, I'm excuse, oh, come on, Citiare. That, you, see, you're generally the circumstances social-politic ideal for that someone to become

what I mean, what I mean, is that from 1792, the other nations of Europe with the roy, the reign, and the emperors with the gross fuffoons, will find that the revolution could be done these ideas to someone. In the sense that all of Europe will eventually coalesce and enter in war against the France, which is just become simply too pogg. Let's, Colin, so now, now, it's the war, and, as long as we've sacried the big noblest military with these gross foofoon direct in guillotine. There, we have a business, because those who rest, let's not only be able to more sharp.

What I mean, is that it's here that's in scene. Captain D'Artiery, Napoleon Bonaparte. Oh, report, my general. Ah, Bonaparte, you'll have perhaps to be able to be able to get my pantalon. I've not seen a pantalon by the last. See, in 1793,

Since, before some time, already, the citadel fortified of Toulon, a port military important, had been in front of the English, and it was like it would say, a place that's like a rocker

to bring, notably because the city was protected by three forts with cannons. Detail dark. Napoleon will show his

military for the first time, on menan an asso to night in plain tempete. It has been genial, said like that, but it implic also

that we're in the black, at visibility zero, impossible to try on who it's so far. So it's a charge of bayonet directly in the intestines, like, in the middle age, but, contra all the attante, Napoleon, we'll reprend the three four.

Just at time for tire directly on to Toulon with his proper cannon. Ah! My intestines! We're so he'd foie of fengal! And, well, Genie Militaires, Certified. Now, let's let them

a little bordeaux for their calmed the cules. You're a delicate, uh, it's my first baton. Toulon is reprised the landmine, and Napoleon is promulue general at 24-year-old. I'm 24-year-old, I'd play on Bayblade in a rowel. By contrast, Loll, the success of court-durray for Napoleon, the regime is unstable, and one more later,

his patrons are passed at Guiotic. Napoleon is chasseed of the army, and he is now in the rue of Paris, more loser than ever. Oh, you're con, I'm just a general, and now, hey, you, in the Ruele, in the bay-blade, that I've seen. So, so that, the France enter in a phase

a lot of the revolution that we call the directorate, it's a year, where we're trying to decid officially to be calm the pompon to get a guillotene,

and to bega-corrompue. Sop, and organize these part-te-cochon. You're here, a species of fripone of the director. Ah, Mr. Minister, you're so...

But, but you're not all the world who could be invited to part-cochon to part-the-cochon of the directs, it's not very popular for the French-Moyin.

Go-ho! Is that I can enter? I have some champagne and a papyr erection. Dissolet, it's complete. No, it's always complete. Brief, the first thing that we know, is that the 5thobre 1795, the centen of people

prent of assow the rue of Paris for that we reinstore the royal, finally. Because I imagine that's the bit where we'd have to re-essing that, to see. There, it's the bordele. So, Napoleon, is rappled for his expertise of artier,

and he's joined to military to help to make a term to the insurrection before that someone to make a great-go-bob

Dettai dark. What Napoleon will do in tirant in the full on the cannon but so you rassured

we'll give these instructions to tire to their fear. Okay, Few. The Secrets

of Napoleon. Yeah, finally, it's a word we're doing. Hello, it's me, Napoleon Bonaparte.

In effect, I'm technically not Tired on the full with these bullets cannon. The place, I've made refere the cannons with the ball

of mousquet and other potential projectile of metal brulant. Tone, we'll have a little bordeaux. You'll go

it. It'll be it'll calm the car! It's so fear! Where is my N? Resulta,

descenten of mort, but insurrections Maté. Napoleon redevien general and more popular than

other atopred of the FAM. The sole X is that infernal sociallyly. Ah,

my homage, madam, then I'm interested to the relations sexual. Uh, no.

Oh, I was the gentleman ultim. My God, he has ponched the window,

are you correct? You know, know, you know, know, too time

for the marriage, I'm in you don't know, now. So, some years of that,

desoled the kids, just as we present when you But, there, Josephine, has 32 years, which is considered as

as a year, I'm suddenly like a fossil of dinosaur, and it would be able to be married, to give a second chance to this good, dear security financial, which we're talking. Brief, a excellent party. Wow, matty me this vulve!

Napoleon will capote on Josephine de Boarne, and, because she has a lot of experience sexual, and that he has no one, but also because physically, they resemble a Letitia Bonaparte,

her mother. But, well, question of entry in the life of Josephine, Napoleon will prioritise a new new approach

of Cruz, it's to say, he'll write these letters of love several times per year, and parallel

to accumulate a maximum of her and his children, question to progressively to impose

as an sort of figure paternal super-cringe and overhive But finally, Napoleon, what's what you do you do with this buisson?

Oh, Josephine, I'm not able to resisted at the envy to you I'm informed on you. I'm informed on you and it's far as you may the surprise and the spontaneity. What of the more spontaneous than a-rubction in the garden directly at the air with the attendants of relations sexual,

Mama. Pardon? I mean, good, hello, the children. And there, the friends, I want certainly not you make in the head that it's a good way to do find out of but foyer me in this

case, it will be in the history of love the most famous of the history with a great H but it's the

same time that's never that. Genie Amourous Certified. The trick is to see to see if

a woman with the problems financial. Detail interesting. Yeah, soodit

in passing, Napoleon is also recognized for being one of the most famous amans of the history who's

especially on METons Zizie at some and it's finished in 12 seconds So, uh, and

And, and here, top chrono, Bonneau, bonneux. I'm assuming here that Josephine thought that mercifully short for the security financial. Dommage for her, at this time, Napoleon is mega-pombed,

and it was he that he thought that Josephine would be made to the security financial. So, if you let's be able to,

yeah. But, but the night of Nose will be short in Esty, and not just at cause of the performance of Napoleon.

I remember, that we're in war of coalition. Effectively, the nations of Europe are more coalesed than ever to make a term to the revolution French. At 18th century, one of the principal enemies

hereditary of the France is, well, it's been a country for these parades of Noelle. That, and Hitler. The objective of the France is so to go to take the capital of Vienna,

but we're going to invite Napoleon in Italy controlled by the Austrich for men to make an campaign where he does essentially create a diversion to repurpier the

army Austrician in making pass it. It's the first campaign of Napoleon as general. He will, like, like he would, like he'd say, exceed his mandate. Detail interesting. Brief, if, initially,

we'll put in between the hands an army disorganized of a gros baloor, Napoleon will tell you remit in shape as ever with these promises to pilly the Italy. I'm going to be in the campaigns the most fertile of the world, and you'll find the honor and the richness and possibly these plates of patte savourous

a, genre, three ingredients, and all the world capote. Yeah! The time of Napoleon, we did the war with the infantry in a little soot of cassoot, that will be taken to three salve per minute

before to trucid to a bayonet when we've put a ball. Of the cavalry, for fair to this world, and they're decouper in morso to sabre the second where someone will panicky because it's a lot of cheval.

No, finally, it's toad pu! And without, these batteries of cannon that are going to do ravage in all this like we're going to be able to

be able to the balling. The bullet me has arached a bra before to pass a traver

a cheval, don't you let's be to be able by the efface it. It's a

carnage. In a few years, it will accumulate, it's very incontestable on the

Austrichie in Italy that are still still today, like an example of a genie

military certified. And I, Don't tiramissou! His army is super leger and rapid He does plenty of attack Surprised

Cuckuckoo! Nain! Let's at least finish my coffee in a little little Tass!

The Secret of Napoleon Vive Napoleon! Hello, all the world, it's me, Napoleon Bollaparte, Genie Militair

Certified. You know, a other The other trick that will make my celebrity in the life, is that I'm particularly

amed of my soldiers. Oh, dear, Napoleon! Yes, with reason. Even that he surename

affectuously, the Petty Capporal. And the joke is that's that's really because I'm general and the tithe

for the epoch. Hey, it's the Pateauau. Yeah, ha, ha. All right, that Napoleon re-in-law

the Austrichians to make their viner schnizel with the little tranche of citron complementaire just to Vienne,

the campaign is a victory eclatante on a theater military that was even not supposed to be the program principal, we've won't

of the country on the name of the France, we're going to a mega-button to Paris, and Napoleon has only 28

years. I'm 28 I'm 18th of a demi so and let's on the air and intermitant in Esty.

Of return in France, Napoleon is acclamed in hero and more popular than ever. I'm

I'm like Napoleon. Difficile to not it's not to not be a bit too popular.

Effectively, the directoror I'm not too that because Napoleon could start to have wanted to be able to see in political and maybe a year

they're going to be able to be able to get back the director is more a piece of a class. So, six months later, Napoleon is

invited in Egypt, a country completely random at the time in a mission a bit bit just for just for

not having in the pat and his mothered and he got toraught character historic

important. Ha, garavu, let Momi. And what adventure it will be with these

He's a trope, he will be to beat against the mamelook on the feet of the pyramids. Let me seem to me say, the mameluk, it's when the last time that we've seen these stilas?

Ah, yeah, the episode on the crossads are there, they're going to say, look, the pyramids, 40-siacles we contemple, and person will never

of this phrase that. Oh! In the desert, these soldiers going to have in their little costume of casse-noisette that one of us

who are suicide. Oof, it's hot. Napoleon on profite Aureon on profite for to do tourism, deschifres of hieroglyphs with the scientists.

Croyye you that indicates where's the toilet? He will affronts of the turks, the tribes a time he will even

start on a luby to convert the army French, until we would have to be able to drink, finally,

fuck that. He will have a relation sexual with an of his officers he's disguised in home to see a man to

. Ah, Jaffa, he will have executed a little 3,000 prisonier like that. Oh, attend, wait, 3,000 executions just the same? And we'll love, Napoleon?

We have these busts of him in our bibliotheque. And, well, Detail Dark. The troops of Napoleon will be victim of an epidemic of pest, this allegeante

malady of the Middle Age, and so in plain desert, and Napoleon will find that it's just more simple to have empoisoned all those who are malades to avoid to

have to be embelled. Thank you for this brevage Petit Caporal. Allon, allon, Arrette

to talk, my name, you're going you're and mourn. I'm I'mr. Very well,

but you'll be not to do it possible in thinking that all this is your font.

That's it's for me have called the little Capporal this, then. And eventually

after a year of all, he will to render consultor that he has nothing to colliss, he's there, and to return in France, because in his absence,

Josephine had commenced to have, as he said, like, they'd say, these bigos infidelities. I've been pre, Napoleon, my chou, not too dear with me, I was

so alone. Well, Joseph, how have you could me do me do me do me contented to bez at repetition the espouse

of my officers, femme perfeite? These two, this merit, they're going to be very correct, you're not. In fact,

an other reason that will precipitate his return in France, At a day, Napoleon, we'll see if we're going to get all these naysery, it's for not that he

face the coup d'etat and that's what he's going to do. With the aid of a certain Emmanuel Syeyeye, who, he is a guy of the director-me-content who thinks that

the government brawl down the manch, and he has need to boulde to boolier to and he's forced to to let me

to make legelan to a threat of a friolant regime author. Ah, that's that's going to We have to convince what we call the Council of 500,

a Assembly Legislative, of 500 deputies that each time it takes effectively 500 end of destination before they decide. So the 9 November 1799, the Frere of Napoleon,

Joseph, will make believe to 500 that there's radical that foment an insurrection against them, all they're cached in a chateau for them protect

and, and the idea is to let's make vote for delegue the plen powers of urgency to assy yes, Napoleon, and a other doubt

not important. And then that's that's made, Napoleon is supposed to debarked with the army and to say, ha ha, from a point of view, legal, we are our boss, Astor. Salfe that, previsibly, the Conset of the 500 will start to stinting,

during a little 20-hour, which is very long. Sough when you play at these games video, it ought to say that it's 20 seconds. During this time, Napoleon is out to patientate 20 hours with the army. But, often, what's what is the situation

is insupportable, CIAS? Patience, general. Deputte, it's not as we're not, like if we were in the army. Well, we're going to see. Soldat, with me! Now, Napoleon will debarked with his men at the assembly,

and then, we'll too comprehend what he's possible. Messieurs, listen me, they have to you have a general Bonaparte, what's you do you have a coup of state?

Hey, all the month, Napoleon, we do a coup of state! Oh, no, I'll... I'll... I'll... you're going to be

you attend to the exterior, finally. Oof! Excuse me, All the world, I'm completely chocked. Pendant this time, in the interior, Joseph Bonaparte, will be obliged to their speech super convincant to reassure the 500 that No-Way that

had to make a coup of state that would still continue the vote. Fet me confidence, all the world. I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure. And, I say, yeah, if it had been a coup of state, but if it's a coup of state, I'd have personally emboched my own proper frere with this epa.

I repeat, it's not a coup of state. Surprince, all the world, it's a coup. Oh, Napo. Well, yeah, you. Having to find his spirits, you've got to cry, Napoleon will reaffer debarked the army,

sort of all the point of bayonet, and then to make change the constitution of force. To be honest, I'm not certain to understand

what's changed between the first and the first time the coup of state and it's that's a yes and another that's not important

are named consul and it's the debut of an period of the history of France that we call the consulant.

Detail, interesting. At the time of the Romantic, the consul, it was two magistrate who had the mandate to bring all the decisions. You can't

not do that more than a other consul, it's for the reason for he's watch on and true, and there's not one,

that they're in a same thing, in the same they're going to be three and that Napoleon

will be declared first consul, it's to say, the power absolute on the two other,

so virtually in watchable, suit to what, he will you go you go and he will you get to be a dictator.

So, not the same Affair, finally. Neenormo, what period than the consulate? Napoleon will work day and night

in prenant with these repents with the vets with the vets for it's always than the moutard. He will modernize the society

francis, taxed more effectively the country, create the legion of honor, to bring a pose

to beze plenty of Mettress. Like I said, finish the director, and place

to something of a place of completely different. All right, by here, fripone, I said to Josephine that I've had.

First Consul, there's a lot of sauce on your vettements. He will also create the code civil,

guaranteecing the liberty civil to anycon, marking the end of the feodality and the

privileges of the noblest, all the world is so all the world, obviously, save the

women, don't he will have reculed the acquis from the revolution, and they re-devienne at all the property of their marries. But hey, legion of honor, of them dead. No?

Nesite not to me-em-e? Who wants a mini-bust for his bibliotheque? Entrette, the nations of Europe have decided to be re-coalise against the France and these stupid ideos of the revolution to give the power to do-nue, and it's parted for the second

war of coalition. The Austricians are in return, and it starts to get the little culott in Italy. The monon Napoleon has been to gerry this presto, or or, view that we're in Italy, he has got to gerry that, pesto. Ha! ha! It ought to be able to have other things

than the jokes of food to fare on the Italians. So, in 1800, he was mised on something that has made his reputation, an attack surprise. Salfre, when, the France and Italy, there's like a little chain of mountain that you know, the Alps. For the other, excellent spot afondue.

Sough that if Napoleon would have to be able to surprise to manoeuvre, not d'allure, like transform a army of 37,000 soldiers in alpinists, demonted the cannons, and to fire it at a cord by, like, 20 persons each, in the tempests of neage impregisible, all the gang in little uniforms of casso-noisette who, if too show for the desert of Egypt,

are not so not in the Alps. Fah, who will do that? Detail interesting. It's a event that's a moment so legendary that Napoleon will commande a tableau for the occasion that will become celebrissime, where we see, traversing the Alps on a cheval, two-pats of d'ins air,

who's, but the verity is that Napoleon is a cavalier of merde. All right, on avon, Marengo. Couch-toe, I guess. A genie Kestre certified. So, the traversing of the Alps, he will have to do it

on a fair on a vieing mule puant like a tourist in Mexico. Is it the cannon! The Vaux! The Vaux! Oh, heiss! General Bonaparte!

20 men have to mourn't! Listen, lieutenants, everyone's their problems! But, want you well to be it, a space of sall, burrow, of myrude? But, one time that it's made, and that Napoleon debarked the other bar in Italy... Ditt cheese, the cocoa! ...the more the Austricians

And then we're gonna'clock! And then, trosted me, that's about that, who is that for the Second Guard of Coalition. In fact, there's plenty of other to do affairs, but I consider platt, of nothing.

Pause publicitar, Tiettaire. In 1984, Napoleon is always first-conceu the life, but he will see this reality challenging when he will be

victim of an tentative of assassination to the old bomb at retardement mego-hoferoose of the beginning of 19th century that will

have 52 more. In the same time, at the beginning of the 19th century, the people were not even super-equipped to recognize that a bomb artisanal. Hey, what's you regard like that on the badge of this charrette abandoned in the middle of the way public? I don't know.

We're a sort of a year old o'erlege abandoning. All right, everyone. Come, go, all, go, go, Jacob, Marcel, the little Pollyne, all the client of the tavern, the marechalfearon, the merchant of poissons and his wife, three cloches and a dozen of other person.

Comey, come, come, come, come. Also, the back is on the other the rayon of a any colloquy explosion. 52, we'd have to be able to understand what it's finally.

By contrast, Napoleon, he is well correct for because of 100% not at this endro

that's that there have you have to have there's a lot of an entente by a

nation enemy, very possibly the England that, who, faute to

be pointed to regulate the code Napoleon in person finance for years, all those who who want to enter in war

against him. It's in part for that that the first consul, Napoleon, will finish by soto sacrae the 18th 18th, Emperor of the French,

during a great ceremony where, he and Josephine, will porte very, very gross cap. I'm a... It's,

could be a couple of cap, finally. The idea behind that, apart to be the emperor of the

French, it's also to be able reassure the other nations of Europe that the revolution French is

well and terminated in making... Look, the head coronet of Europe, I'm an emperor also. You have seen my cap?

Impossible to be able to be a sofa attached on the legit, no? Soughke the other monarch find out of

that they're this type of a changement they're going to be coalesise and he declared the

third year of coalition. By contrary, it's a bit to be a bit of time that Napoleon

is organized a army of two hundred thousand men coming of the four coins of

the territories conquished and the veterans of the war napoleonian all over

to become the great army the world a little army that we're

called the great army. The Secre of Napoleon It's again

my, your idol Napoleon Bonaparte subject of many important. One of

things that has made my success in the life, is to my

grand army in little armies independent with their

their proper commandment, their proper cavalry, and their proper artillery, which permits to move more rapidly and to do make the manoeuvre complex with a precision that's my own

man who has marched on the pin. The point culminant of this new war of coalition will be the Monday 2 December 185

between Napoleon, the Russians, and why not the Austerichians for the fun, at Austerlitz in Moravis, today,

La Cheecki. A battle that many consider like my chadol and I'm Not not the contraduelly. All right, who wants a poster of me

on my chevalent on the prowess sequester who don't ever have been here? All right, Napoleon will position his troops on the plateau of Prattzell,

a terrain sur-elev that offers the advantage strategic to be rochant to to attain and to have an excellent view on the front of battle.

A vantage that will voluntarily abandoning in making semblance to battle in retrait. Oh, no, the Russians

and the Austricians, all this is too for me, Napoleon, I guess that There's no more than abdiqued. Yah! Hi!

Hi! He! He! What the Russians and the Austrishians are going to do? What idiot? Napoleon abandon the

Plateau of Prattsen, this advantage strategic and indeniable that person of so intelligent would abandoning to have a point to end.

All right! Then, once installed, it's the who will remark that... Look! The flound right

of Napoleon is super, overtly, Degarney. It's clearly the talon of Achille of his army and not a piage.

Allon exploit this advantage, Immediately. All right. All right. But the truth is that Napoleon has, obviously, all pre-vue. Incluing quitted the plateau of Prattsen to attire his enemies exactly where he wanted and voluntarily decided to make make a floundroarer,

for that we have to be able to attack. Soldat! To my commandment! Pogne you the Cue! The second where the Russ and the Austricians were attacked, it's the car of cavalry Surprice of Napoleon.

Surveh! Obligent his enemies, to disgarnear the force on the plateau of Prattzen for support the attack. And it's exactly in this moment that that Napoleon will charge the di-plato with 20,000 fantacin, all right out of a fortuit

brouiard that's pointed the boot of the end for the occasion. The tears of mousquet are so much that we're not the munition and it becomes the

festival of the bayonette. The French reprain the plateau of the Russians and re-fermed the to the toils pried in a genre of sandwich

of Napoleon. They're trying to furs, in passing by by these etans joled, and the legend is that Napoleon will tear his glass with

his cannons, and they're going perils in the water glacier. Why always the other

ich, man? Fast forward in 1807, after, why not, a 4thier of coalition,

who will very well be terminated for the Prussians. Genie Milit Satifier. Napoleon is now the

Maitre incontestate of Europe. In fact, the sole enemy that he rest is the Angletaire, who continues to pitche to give chieie Napoleon in two boucher of scone megossack. He will be sarrange

for don't know a little cut of pie directly in the testicles in their finance in imposing the blocus continental, it's to say to interdire to

all the nations of Europe to make the commerce with the Angletaire for these etuffe economically. But you'll understand that Napoleon can't be everywhere in the same time

to surveying all the world cached in the beurrier which will make that effectively the blocus will have defute a bit partoo. Detail dark.

On Portugal, we're carremise to it's obliged to gollia in person, so as can pass by the Spain to be able to so much

to stop to stationing a couple of troupe to to let's and why not replace the the royal of Spain

by his frere Joseph Bonaparte for even more plus they're called and he's that he boss. All the world love Joseph Bonaparte, right?

And, no. The Spaniolos will detest, will very mal to get it like he'd like he'd say, a inglorious

bastards at Napoleon, it's to say that the civil will attack his troops in a way continual and

imprevisable, start from they're cut their gorge in their summer, they're cuted at a coup of

roche, and they castry at a coup of bush. Napoleon will never really really to be able,

and it's in Spain, in 18707 to 1814, 7 years. The Spaniol, man, these people are

sanguine. D'Ear in Spain, the Austrishians are in return for a other war to coalition.

It will be concluded in four months only at the battle of Vagram, the place that son

like a weird of a mess up just in the same to the box of

monopole to the chalet. Hey, the men, we're in the chalet,

have you have you have seen Vagram, fates turn the pions around of a

old cube in wood. Vagram, a creation of these pervered at Chesburgers. It's been honesty to have a good excuse to enjoy to that. Vagam!

Dettielle interesting. During this time in Paris, the Imperatrice Josephine's mends, and regle-sand

making these mega-despans on free of the state. There fleurs exotic, the mobiliier the most cheered

of the epoch in arbre tropical, some an anana, eight voliars of perroquets who cried all the time,

a zebra, the on earth, the sign of Australia, of the kangaroo, a duo of Cacatoas

who say, Ha, Madame Bonaparte, and so Beck, goodjoy, Monsieur, it's the Emperor,

eh? And so, why not, a orang-o- -o-a- reventue that pitch these morceau

of navet since we had used to make a cuto and a furchette. There, gross

achas, effectively. Napoleon is, by the depents of his pence, a point

that will order that that never we can and he and he can't for always to know the more

possible. Tien, I don't don't know what's the Josephine. Hello, Mr.

Napoleon, it's you Mochoo. Look, I'm going to have done to have been to fill up

with his foofoon. No. Evidably, all that all this cover the fact that

he can not be the heritiers necessary to found a dynasty imperial hereditary and

that they live in a power constant that Napoleon La without her retiretier

I saw that Napoleon could me quit at all the moment. I see certain a cacatoess of plus we'd approach her. D'yer,

she was trying to her make sure that it's he's always had already had been in the same, but what he

was going to see, it's a little when you said I mean, I just came to me to make sure,

in having accidentally an infant with one of the innomrable matress. And all that it's of your

fault. Farrid, you and all these cacatoes of mord! Hello, Monsieur, Blah!

It's so to be the mega-divorce with these asiates that we pitch on the Kakato-A-S. Few of time after, Napoleon's remarried with a princess autrichian, Josephine is repudied with a gigopension, and, you know, the sole reason for which I'm talking to all of all this, is that I'd be curious to know who has guarded Laurent O'Tan. Rended in 1812, the Russia will decide that the blocus continental, and that he'd end up, and that'd have been to continue to do commerce with the English, bon.

Napoleon, we'd attended not more to go to their pett-a-yole directly at domicil, So he will assemble the Grand Army, which is effectively more grand than ever, 600,000 men of all the nations conquise, who are all the languages of Europe, and it's part for

to goce the Russie. All along how it will be for Napoleon in this chapter. Surement well, but in the same time,

the episode is chave. In fact, the problem, is that this time the army of Napoleon is rendered that it becomes dysfunctional. Difficile to

make the attack clear like before, we've constantly approvisioned all this woodstock with these fill of charrette of remittalement

of more longer and more long and more lent. Especially that the russ have a new

strategy this this way this way this time that's a a year, never engage Napoleon

directly, always bat in retrait for the force to get to get to more than

their country frat and hospitalier so that they're all right they're all,

the farm, the shans, brief, all the could be used by the general,

the troops are famed. Don't caret, I see a farm there, I'm

we've seen serve you. So, more Napoleon's in Russia, the ravinement for his army giant are far what's going to

be a disaster I don't know. It's not true, I know. Napoleon will be like that to get to Moscow and debarked

in a city where it's a city that has already destroyed more of 80% of the abitations.

Well, well, you port at three that I have conquered the Russia. Why I'm a loser

now? He's going to get a letter to Cars for that we to negotiate the peace the peace at least because he's frett

but as like he said my professor of Latin, it's a con and Napoleon came to come to come back.

Effectively, the plan is that person will respond for some people who obliging Napoleon to pourote to get to

a little little thing that's the winter russ. Detai dark! So, so suddenly it

is less 40, it's a night, you know, there's eight hundred kilometers in the queue in the queue

of course. The refitement is never in a band of to go to the snow at some of where. There's even no a boatis to Moscow for sabriti. So, it's just to return in France.

For the majority of the soldiers, the voyage is a-pire in the blizzard. In the ranns, we're of the forese, we're of fine and of frow. The cadaver are abandoned

in the snow with the lus who get an arachers the men and the people who are soar, there are many that there are

I don't hear anything, I'm afraid. Or, too, bonnment, Devener Foo, and try to manage their proper men. Ayoy! I'll go ahead the other for tomorrow. What's what do you say? I'm free.

We're going to leave to their entrails to protect, for to be in the Empire Contrattacks. And to say that I thought that it could have,

before. What? When there's more of chevalism, just that in the Saved Pantalons, subpoudre me that of Raid of Cavalier Cosac

who sort of no part to cut two, three-thet before sacri the camp like the enfoeuvres. Oh, somalek! During this time, the peasants in Russ their cup their gorge in their someil, or even the capture,

for their met their head on a bill of wood, question that all the abitants of the village have a chance to their explosion the boat crannian at a coup of bush. It's at your turn, Mamishka. At a moment don't know, it will have to construct a pond

to traverse a river, All the world in the water glacial in beden. We're going to make pass the grot of the army, but to avoid to be being used to be able to explode the pont while the French

traversed on car and there are plenty who are going to die nooying. In final, on six hundred thousand soldiers, there are like,

men, like, the mommies. The grand army is decimed. And question of to finish with Napoleon a good for all,

the nations of Europe declange, why not, a other war of coalition. Now, it's a bad for Napos. The maresholy the abandon. Paris is livery to the enemy.

The emperor is forced to abdiqued, and we're going to chip in exile on an island of the Mediterranean, where Napoleon will become the emperor of a potaget. Fin? In fact, no. The 1st, 1815,

after 10 months of exile only, Napoleon is in return in France with 1,000 of his more loyal lege-bott. In arriving, he will be intercepted by these troops, principally composed of soldiers who have all combated so on his commandment.

There, he will do you're doing the trick dramatic where he opens his old man-boobes in saying, allie-in, tire on your idol,

if you've been sure, person will do that. He will be joined to him, and crying, Vive the Emperor! And the France

will be reprised without tirate a single cut of fire. What reverment? Pendant 100-jour, what contra-reve-reve-reve-

Because, there, the nations of Europe comes to be bad fatigued of Napoleon, and we will

he'd be organized a little little bit of coalition, why not? Redu-la, the 7th, the 20th, we know,

but this this time it's made in bedet the English, who are finally decided to salire the men

in two sannuch to concombe to the order of Wellington and so the boot

in train of Prussian commanded by the general Bluchair, a year of a year of 72-year

of 72-and who detest Napoleon? Napoleon! Napoleon! The Secret of Napoleon. Yo, it's me, Napoleon Bonaparte, your hero preferred.

You know, one of the tricks that has made my celebrity when I'm attacked by several enemies in the same time, is to be vain independently. It's a look that we're saying like that, but it's the things that we'll forget when we're capote. Just here, I've found the way to repussing the Prussians to north, and it's now vinked the troops of Wellington before their two armies to be rejoin'n, a episode that will be played in Belgium at Waterloo. And you know what's what it means when we say that someone at Pong's

Waterloo, no? I don't know what it means let's me devine, it's my sign? It's so parted the 18June 1815 for the battle of Waterloo. There's no way, so the bullets of cannon will come in

wett, like, the etron in a toilet to camping, it's going to be a borgonet all the day. Oh, no, not again, my detest! The English are

atrooped on top of a pence, 15 meters of denimelation that will be protectes of the fire of cannon, oh, grand party.

Look, we're out of ported. Ah, no! Willington will ordone that we're recule the line of sand-piree, one of the marracheau-franceres will croir that

he batted in retrait and improvise a mega-charge of 9,000 cavaliers. Aha! Matty me, it's Kav! Yeah! Jokeson-Him, after all these

wars of coalition, we've got to come to end up descharges of cavalry, in creating these carers of fantacin bayonets sort like a porque-pick,

which is rochant to live for a chaff a cheval. Yeah, fog dutch. There, a nuage of Pousier is the general Blucher who just

to arrive with his Prussians. Napoleon! It's the debondade. The French deploy the Guard Royal, the veterans of all the war of Napoleonian

who are to be sure and surests by the culott baceeer by the trope embusqued in the herbe hot,

and the officier General Pierre Cambron will declare poetically Oh, myrd! Looking that the Guard Royal is in the merder, the French batte in retreat,

and for those who are Napoleon for this time, he is behind the lines on a gross cussain because he has an emeroid of all the diables. Hey, my poor c! What's he's going? I've got it.

And, it's the end for Napoleon Bonaparte, that we expedite in exile one more, but this time this time this, for sassure that he's not tempted to re-revene, we'll get on the Isle St. Helene, not at the side of Montreal, with a park of attraction, plenty of little guy with these bocks of o'clock.

No, a roche volcanic, with 2,000 soldiers and English, and two battles who are the tour of the island 24-hour-on-lawed, like, it's annauttear that we'd like that. So, do bontan like that for six years to his death, in 1821, and when we're going to doxie,

the medicine will realize that there was a peneas. So, excuse me to finish there this, but all that for that, you know, to think.

Fin. The fame of the history with a grand H. So, Napoleon

Bonaparte, a six grand person of the history, but what's to get to get to

get to that? Well, that's a human, all the that's a lot of

human, a little fucker, capable of the better and the poor.

But what is impression is, it's well and the legend that they

let's not be Ketene, but Napoleon, it's the rave American, in

some sort, the idea that someone can part of nothing and s'oe to be able to spheres stratospheric,

all in being often a ton of mard on the way. In fact, I'd even just to

say, that a little Napoleon Bonaparte in each of us. Ah, and before

you know, you know, why, finally, there was there was always there was

always, you're going to be that it was a pose elegant of the time for not have the bras that panned as a do with because the pantalons had not a poach.

Dole, not? I'm called Charles Beauchin and the coche-marce will pursue in a next episode. The worst moment of the history with Charles Beauchin

is an idea original of Charles Beauchin, To text and at the research, Charles Beauchin. Anne Ellen Prevoste, and François de Grand Prix,

to the realization Barbara Judith Caron, to montage Lucie Fornazon, on the sound, the studio Lachop, at the coordination Clement Turpa, to the production Rosalie Granger, producer executive, Raphael Uismans, is Philip Lamar.

The Peerbomont of the Story with Charles Beauchene is an production of Urbania. If your cousin son de same, on party of family, it's not that I'm going to who's a refuge for itinerant?

I've just not that he's out in my cartier. Amnay it a year. For the fair, abone it secretly to Urbania. It's great.

Rendez you on Urbana. Poisia, barobliq, abominement.