Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari - LIVE: Still Rockin' the Red Solo Cups — Let's Be Honest Tour with Laguna Beach's Season 2 Cast
Episode Date: June 19, 2025The wheels come off when the Season 2 cast comes out hot after the drinks were flowing. We discuss our hard-partying ways, who hooked up with who, how the show changed everyone, and shocking ...revelations of who made out with Pauly Shore, and who dated a high school coach. Plus, I put Talan on the hot seat to discuss the infamous Lindsay Lohan story and what happened to his music career, and we clear up prom once and for all.A word from my sponsors:Quince - Go to Quince.com/honest for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Bilt - Start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/HONESTVivrelle - Go to www.vivrelle.com and apply for a membership today using code HONEST for 30% off 1-month of membership - the code will also allow you to skip the vivrelle waitlist. 1MD - Swing by 1MD.org and use code honest for a sweet 15% off of your first order. Wayfair - Shop the huge selection of outdoor furniture online. This summer, get outside with Wayfair. Head to Wayfair.com right now. Wayfair. Every style. Every home.Cymbiotika - Go to cymbiotika.com/HONEST for 20% off your order + free shipping todayFor more Let's Be Honest, follow along at:@kristincavallari on Instagram@kristincavallari and @dearmedia on TikTokLet's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari on YouTubeProduced by Dear Media.This episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct, or indirect financial interest in products, or services referred to in this episode.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Welcome in to another live bonus episode of Let's Be Honest from the podcast tour.
This is a good one.
Today is a good one because it is the season two cast of Laguna Beach and
if you are watching Honestly Cavallari then by now you've seen a little drama
from this night. I just want you guys to know where my mindset was at this night
so I will say coming off of doing two shows back- back, I looked back on both of those shows
and I felt like they weren't gonna be good episodes.
I just, things happened in both shows,
both of the Chicago shows that were completely unexpected.
And it just sort of like took the wind out of my sails.
You know, I was kind of feeling defeated after these shows
and emotional and tired and drained
and just I was feeling a lot.
But I will say when I went back and listened to this episode,
I actually absolutely loved it.
I loved it, I was laughing.
This Laguna crew, we have such a special bond.
I love this crew with my life and yes, talent too.
And I've, I said on the show,
but you know, talent on its own wouldn't have been a big deal.
Like I can handle that.
I mean, I think, yeah,
was it like a little out of left field?
Sure.
But it's nothing that I can't handle.
I think it was the combination of talent
and then my ex-boyfriend, Johnny, right after.
And that just, it got me feeling really emotional.
Also, so this show with the Laguna crew ran way over. And in my head,
I was kind of stressed because I knew we were really far over and I knew I had to
get ready for another show. But in between the first show and the second
show, I had to do a meet and greet with 200 people. So I knew I was gonna be
racing around press for time. I hate being late to anything. And so I was just
stressed on stage. And I just honestly, I felt like I was, I don't know,
like obviously I had in my head how the show was gonna go.
And when you have a lot of people on stage,
of course it's really hard to stay on track.
And that was what happened, but it works.
I think it's a really funny, interesting episode
and one that really could only be had
with your group of friends from high school. I think it's very apparent the history that we have and I love that.
I mean I really do. These people are my life and also by the way shout out
Alex Merle for dropping major fucking bombs in this show because it was really great.
Draw dropping moments and I love her for it. I just love this crew so much. I think
this is a really fun episode and being in Chicago I have such a special place in my heart
for Chicago. I always have, I always will because I lived there twice. All of my kids
were born there. So anytime I go back I get really excited and this audience
also was fucking amazing. I had a lot of friends and family here. My mom was here
and it was just, you know, it was fun. While there were moments I
wouldn't necessarily classify as fun, but overall I just love being in Chicago and I'm really happy
that I got to spend it with the Laguna crew. And then next week's bonus episode is with Harry Jousie
and my first boyfriend ever, Johnny, which that one was a little bit more heartbreaking, but Harry is amazing. And so anyways, the Laguna crew, I love you guys,
and I hope you guys enjoy this episode.
Okay, you guys obviously watched Laguna Beach, right?
Can we all just admit that season 2 was so much better?
Way more personality.
You guys, help me welcome the season 2 cast, Alex, Alex Dressen, Alex Palladine, and Chay YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo a How good does everybody look?
That is insane.
Like I could cry.
How good does that feel you guys? Oh my god, like I seriously be excited. That is insane. Like, I could cry. So much fun.
How good does that feel, you guys?
Oh my god.
Like, I seriously could cry.
This is crazy.
Like, 20 years later, and you guys still
care about little old us right here?
It's too much.
It's too much.
Not without Chris, of course they care, you guys.
Oh my god.
Whatever.
How we feeling, you guys?
I just want to say that I've been through a lot of
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh my God
Alright, alright, listen
I just want to say that Chicago is the best motherfucking city
In the fucking United States
Hands down
I agree
Alright you guys!
You know what I want to start with?
I want to start with the bond that we have
because it's been over 20 years
since the show and since high school.
We still, when we see each other
when we talk, even over our text messages
it's like no time has passed.
Do you guys think that we have this incredible bond
because we went to high school together
or because we filmed a TV show
Together or because of those that's a really good question. Thank you
We worried that talent was gonna answer
I'm lit up. I'm sorry
What was the question? What was the question?
What was the question?
Can you guys hear me?
I can't now, go ahead.
No, I think it's like a little bit of everything, for real.
But I mean, we're legitimately in high school.
We were a crew of people that were friends.
But then having these moments and being able to reconnect
20 years later and still hang out like a crew,
like no time has passed, we're so lucky to have that.
And it's all because of you, by the way, so thank you.
That's not true.
Yeah.
I also feel like we were friends first,
which was really special about the show.
A lot of people were like, were you really friends?
Yeah, we were friends first, and then the show came and found our group of friends,
which is like so special that we get to like keep,
and we're still rocking the red solo cuts.
Yeah, I like that, right?
How great is that, you guys?
Everybody but one.
Wait, but hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I have a different experience.
Because obviously we were all friends.
We were friends.
We were friends.
But like,
like we hung out, you and me.
Like we hung out.
But I feel like they made it.
Who are you talking about right now?
You.
Can you elaborate, dude?
He told me I had to talk to the audience and not look at Kristen.
But, wait what? I'm going broke. I'm so sorry.
Finish your story.
Well I was just going to say that I feel like, obviously we had like a thing, but I don't think it was as much of a thing as people thought it was.
But it was because of the show. I people thought it was, but it was because
of the show.
I'm kidding, I thought we were getting married.
Because of the show.
What?
What'd you say?
I'm crushed right now.
Oh my god, fuck.
Keep going, finish what you were gonna say.
I'm just gonna say that I feel like we had a thing, but it was more like a casual thing,
but the show made it feel like it was a much...
What is happening right now?
I'm so confused. more like a casual thing but the show made it feel like it was a what is he
trying to say elaborate are you saying that we had more than a casual thing? I'm just looking. I'm trying to talk about the special bond we all have. I love all of you guys.
Let's get to it. Can we just first ease into all of this? Jesus Christ, I need another shot.
Bring me the bottle. Well Alex and Jessica we could talk about our special bond raise a hand if you hooked up with
Jason I'm just talking about this there's something really special about
our class, right?
Like the year before us, kinda lame.
The year under us, pretty fuckin' lame.
We were the coolest group.
But like class of 2005 went hard.
Why is that?
I mean, I feel like we just had a good pick of people.
Like it was just a good grade.
Like you wanted to be in our grade, you know?
No.
I know it sounds like so silly,
but we had like good people.
I don't know about those.
Wait, did we just say like the class above us was lame?
I totally agree with that.
I think it skipped years.
It did.
It's like every other year it was cool.
Did you guys have that too?
Okay.
Sorry if you're a class above four.
Or a 06.
I think your school was cool.
Yeah, or 06.
We feel really bad.
Okay, let's start with the show, and then we're
going to talk about our actual high school experience.
But when the show comes up in conversation today,
is it something that you guys are proud of,
or are you kind of embarrassed about it?
I think nowadays, proud.
But ask me that 10, 15 years ago, it was embarrassing.
But you were so funny.
I know.
You were going to always be hot.
I didn't have, like, the weight you guys had.
So, yeah.
Not as proud.
I had some special moments on that show.
Same.
I still have to live with.
But now having kids, I'm like, oh, god, that was so cringy.
Like, why did I do that?
But you know, you live and you learn when you're 18.
I mean, who knows what the hell you went through
at that point.
But I'm changed now, guys.
I'm changed.
I'm sweet and nice.
She's like really nice.
Sweet and nice.
Yes.
But you always were.
Like you weren't, like you were genuinely
a really nice, fun, happy friend.
Jessica, when I told you not to.
Well, I know, I know.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But that was like the worst.
I know.
No, no, we were good.
I'm totally good. We were like kind. No, no. We were good.
I'm totally actually really kind.
Yeah, no, we were fine.
You know what I liked about you, Alex?
You were sweet and you were the most loyal, incredible friend on the planet.
But if you cross you, if someone cross you, it was like, that's it.
The gloves are off.
Dude, Alex is Alex Merle is the scariest girl.
I'm just starting.
I do agree.
But I feel like that's where you and I were like kindred spirits because Kristen and you
were the same.
And then like also we like knocked heads because we're like the same human.
Hundred percent.
You know?
But yeah, it was for me it was fun.
Also the experience was, I mean, I was in a totally different place mentally, emotionally,
physically, spiritually.
And I mean, I was, I was.
I don't feel like you should speak on this at all.
But it's actually really cool to be able to look back
because I can say now that my greatest deficits
have become my greatest assets now.
And I mean, somebody that.
Hey, give it up for Jason.
This guy's killing it right now.
But seriously, it's like I look back and it's,
dude, obviously we were young and we were going through the motions of everything,
but like it was a really cool experience.
For me personally, I mean to have our senior year documented,
something we can always go back to.
I mean I ended up watching the show for the first time probably 15 years,
about a year ago when Netflix put it back on,
and I just could not believe it was, what a shit show dude.
I mean, it was bad, I, but it was like cringe-worthy.
I don't know how the show had the success that it did.
I mean, like what?
It never would today.
I swear, if Laguna aired today, it would not do well.
But yeah.
It's like, also, yeah, we would all be canceled
in two seconds.
The shit that came out of our mouths.
Oh my gosh, our social media was around.
That was a different time.
It was a different time.
But I think, in closing to it though,
I think it was an incredible experience.
I mean, look at what we're able to do today
and see where we're at, you know?
And it's something to like reflect on.
And I don't know.
I mean, it's been a wild ride.
I mean, I don't know that I would do it again,
but I'm very grateful for-
Hey, I've got cameras here, okay?
Calm down.
I forgot about that, sorry.
Okay, the hills and then the hills again.
Yeah, but on that note, like I'm super proud of everyone that's on the show because...
I'm sorry, Kristen, I feel like I'm just interrupting the way you talk English.
I'm just, I'm really proud. Like, Kristen's obviously built, like, a really successful business.
She's extremely smart.
We have a lot of people that have built like awesome families. You know,
Jason's crushing it. Like, the guy's crushing it. And I'm just, I feel like the odds are against
favor of people and shows. Like, someone's got to slip. And I feel like our season, nobody,
what'd you say? Oh, ice blankets.
Yes! So good.
Greatest blanket.
My kids love that blanket.
Oh my gosh. I'm like the millennial MyPillow guy.
It's like, oh not shit, take it to the bank baby. What did you guys learn about yourselves doing the show?
Oh that's my favorite question. Love it. I just feel like it's really that's the
one thing I would take away that was good was that you could look back and be
like oh I did not like that at all
and change that real, real quick.
What exactly did you not like?
Mostly everything.
No, like what?
Give me an example.
Everything.
No, you were so cute on the show.
Jessica, everyone loves you.
Just one example.
What was something that you were like, I hate you?
See?
See, they love you.
Your love.
They love you.
Okay, so my best example right now
is that my 12- old loves Wednesday Adams and her
summation of her is like as being like a pick me girl.
Does that make sense?
That word is too trendy.
What is that?
What is that?
We're like so much older, like that word's really for the young folk, right?
I digress.
Anyways, I just feel like I was able to see a lot of weird insecurities and weird things
that I was able to be like, oh, that's not cute, look, and so you should probably stop
that.
I appreciated the show just for that, so that I could be like,
fix yourself a little bit. I wouldn't say the same thing.
Now I have a 14 year old whose friends talk about the show,
so that's not a delight for me.
Really, I'm trying to break into that demographic.
He's like, Oh, my God, your mom is really.
They don't even have to watch the whole thing.
They just Google little tidbits.
And it's my kids watching.
They were like, it's so boring.
But my kids what I thought. I do know it's just Google little tidbits. My kids started watching and they were like, it's so boring. That's what I thought.
My kids do.
No, it's so slow.
My kids will not watch it if their friends come to them.
And they're like, so.
I'm like, OK.
You guys are like the hot moms now.
It's like, oh my god.
That's hopeful.
Oh, gosh.
That's all that's my goal in life.
Let's just be a hot mom.
That's it.
What did you guys learn about yourselves?
My posture is terrible. that's what I learned.
Sit up straight right now, Talyn.
Sit up straight.
Well, you gave me the fucking...
Jason, you're supposed to hit him in the back, remember?
Please, whoever's over here,
get me out every time I fucking...
Oh, shit.
I don't know what I learned,
like what I learned from the show,
like looking back.
Like about yourself.
I mean, everything.
My whole life's completely changed. I mean I was looking back I can see how much I
was super sick. I mean I struggled severely with addiction. I mean let's go.
And I think this meeting... Proud of you? I love that. But it's like I don't know I think it's
it's cool for me to be able to like I said reflect back on what what has
happened in the past
and see how much has changed.
But like, I watched that.
Like when I said we went back and watched it,
like one of the things I took away
was just how sick I was.
I mean, I was in the depths of this thing.
And again, not justifying my behaviors,
take full ownership and accountability,
but I mean, it's just what addiction can do to somebody,
how it can rob you of everything.
I mean, what you saw was somebody that was just lost,
didn't have direction or clarity of where he was going.
And the only way I saw out of it was through the bottle.
And so it's a beautiful thing today now.
And so for me, it's been a very big growing experience.
Yeah, I know.
We're gonna have that.
Jason, you have the most inspiring story.
I mean, really.
He actually came on Let's Be Honest.
Do you have a listen to it?
Go listen to it. Let's Be Honest. If you haven't listened to it, go listen to it.
I think that's a great episode.
I like this.
Nice.
Is that the front row again?
Yeah.
You guys are fucking on it.
I like the front row.
I love you guys, man.
Are you guys gay, please?
What?
Yeah.
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asked you to do that you were just like, ugh, I don't want to do that?
Petting my cat while making a fake phone call to Jason.
The cat scene was next level.
Remember she's petting the cat on the balcony
in the sad music frame?
Yeah, like looking out in the distance petting her cat.
That was real.
That was fucked up.
They have Jessica petting a cat, and they're like, hey,
can you make out with this person?
That's the difference.
Like, what?
Just stand here and pet a cat.
It's not weird at all.
Amazing.
I feel like when we first shot the second season,
because they grouped you and Whozzy,
oh and Jessica.
No, the three of us together.
She's so nice.
No, because we were all friends.
And then it was Taylor and Morgan and I,
they'd had us, I know we probably said this story
a million times, but they're like,
look across the street, pretend like you hate someone.
And we were like, ooh, and not knowing.
Right, so they had to walk down the street, there was no one on the other side of the
street, and they're like, look over at the producer and like, you know, that mean, mass
bugger, whatever the fuck.
And so we're like giving dirty looks to the other side of the street and there's no one
there, and then they spliced it together like we were like your enemies.
When we really like were it just was like a show show enemy.
Well, and I think it obviously like they would like feed you stuff.
I know.
They're a hot mess back there.
Hello.
What are you seeing?
He's dipping. Yeah. What the hell is happening? What are you doing? Are you singing right now?
Did you just put a Zen in your mouth?
Are you singing too, Jason?
Yeah, that's my guy right there.
I'm laughing because you guys had all these scenarios happen.
It was a team effort.
We were trying to be sly.
We were trying to be sly.
Y'all were like.
You weren't.
No, that was not a sly.
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I know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm really speaking clean and clear.
I was cracking up, though, because you guys
had these experiences where they'd set you up
in these scenarios.
They would just get whatever they could for me.
I was so hammered the whole time.
It was never like, hey, can you go do this?
It was just like, dude, push him into a room
and let him see what he does.
Just roll on Jason all the time.
Yeah, total different experience.
I feel like we had a weird pretend break up on camera.
Do you remember that?
At the basketball court?
Yeah, it was so awkward.
Yeah, I was with that.. Yeah, I remember that.
And I was like, that wasn't real.
Walk me through that scene.
It was really, really real.
So they said, come show up at three and go talk to Jason.
We were already, I don't even know what it was
that we had, it was just quick and hard.
Yeah, casual, there you go.
And yeah, Jason did not wanna talk at all. I mean, I was like, okay. That's the other thing, I didn't talk on Jason did not want to talk at all.
That was the other thing.
I didn't talk on the show.
I was like a mute.
We're trying to break up on camera.
And it was a little awkward.
I'm sorry, I made that awkward.
It was breaking up with who?
I'll guarantee that Alex broke up with Fyker Jason.
No, Jason was like peace.
He was too cool.
And then going back to Jessica
Prom senior year because yes
And I know I watched it like a year and a half ago or whatever when I'm Stephen and I were doing the back to the
Beach podcast and we may have talked whatever when Steven and I were doing the Back to the Beach podcast.
And we may have even talked about this,
but I've forgotten.
Did we really go to prom together?
That's fucked up, fucker.
What, huh?
That you forgot.
Like it wasn't a special memory in your mind.
No, I know we went together.
I know we went together, but I'm saying,
did we really go together or was that for the show?
Cause wasn't I dating hot stuff?
Well, okay, I'm gonna be straight up, straight up.
What's that, I wouldn't know. The show, okay, I'm gonna be straight up. Straight up. What the hell?
I wanted to know!
The show was like, Adam DiBello was like,
yo, you should ask Kristen to prom.
And I was living in LA at the time, which was like,
that's a whole story in itself.
Oh, yeah. No, let's talk about it.
Oh, we're gonna get into that?
All right, we'll get, let's talk about prom first,
and then we'll talk about your actual dropout.
But basically like, hey, you should ask Kristen to prom.
I'm like, oh, that sounds really fucking terrible.
I definitely know.
What the fuck?
Rude.
Hold on a second.
We already have something at that point.
You asked me to be, this is honestly Kristen, right?
Isn't the whole show?
Let's be honest.
Let's be honest.
Let's be honest.
Like, I mean, what are you talking about?
You got it.
Nailed it.
I mean, of course.
Like, I wanted to ask you to prom.
And I was like, yeah, I'll ask Kristen to prom. And of course, I did like the nice guy thing. I was the nice guy in high school, right?
I was like
I'm like I'm slowly turning into a Montana boy
turning into a Montana boy like before I was looking at him. That was so last year by the way.
Hello, we've looked down from the...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yes.
That was good.
But basically what's... I'm so sorry Kristen. I am so sorry.
Dude, oh my...
Okay, so anyway, back to the story. Back to the story.
So, they were like, yo, you gotta ask her.
And I'll never forget, I walked in, your dad was there.
And I was like, I had like the roses and the frickin' the prom thing.
Cause I was like so excited, I'm like, oh my god, I get to go to prom with Kristin Cavallari.
What the fuck up?
I'm serious.
You just said you didn't wanna ask me. No, no do you think? No, no, no, no. Hold on.
Let me clear it up.
I just thought you would never, like, you would never go with me.
I wouldn't.
Oh, Talon.
What?
What happened?
Oh, Talon.
I know.
I know.
Which story?
I just thought you would never go with me.
So I was like, you know, hey, you're going to ask Kristen a problem.
I'm like, oh,, okay, you're gonna ask Kristen a problem like oh shit. That sounds awesome
And then I you know, I asked you the you know, I'm not like little like soft, you know, nice guy way
I know but like high girls in high school don't appreciate
No, you're like, oh, what's this soft dude doing? Like you're like if he was a fucking asshole you'd be like, hell yeah This guy's awesome
That's true.
But because my point is, obviously, yes, we went together.
I thought it was more like show, you know, from the show.
I swear I was dating Hot Sam.
Then I think I heard that he hooked up
with someone else prom night.
We talked about that today in the car.
Jessica.
Guys, what?
Jessica?
Jessica?
Listen, I can't say anything. So did you go to prom with Sam? I don't remember. No, because is so good. Jessica? Listen, I can't say anything.
So did you go to prom with Sam?
I don't remember.
No, because he went in film,
so that's why Talyn and I went together.
Okay, okay, okay.
But wait, because here's my point.
Wait, Talyn, didn't you and Jeff Boyle
ask us both in monkey suits in Buneanus?
No, that was me and you.
Yeah, in the monkey suits.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's going on here?
Okay, but here's my question,
because when I watched it back, Talyn,
I watched that episode and I was like,
holy shit, I was such an asshole to you.
Yes, you were.
I was, and I felt really bad.
So I thought-
Well, I was like, dude, this is awesome,
I'm going to prom with Kristen,
and then I watched it back and you're like,
where the fuck is Talon?
And I was like, fuck dude, she does not wanna go with me,
this is so-
Well, because I thought it was just for the show.
But it wasn't for me.
I didn't know that. Anyways, I'm sorry. I'm sorry because it broke my heart to see what a
bitch I was when I watched it back. I'm sorry.
You know what? We were young and I feel like, it's interesting, like young relationships are so like,
they're just not even real. They're not even real.
They were real to me.
I want to know what you learned from the show.
Ooh, I love that.
Ooh, I love that.
Oh, good question.
Well, kind of what you guys said earlier
is that it does force you to take a hard look in the mirror.
And I remember a 17, 18-year-old kid
has no idea who they are,
but it did make me take a look in the mirror
and be like, I don't think I'm this person,
but I wanna make sure I'm definitely not.
So I do think it kinda like helped me grow up a little bit
and maybe like knock that snotty little bitch
right out of me.
Yes.
There you go.
Yeah.
Okay, Talyn.
Oh shit.
I'm not done with you yet.
Fuck.
While we're talking about you dropping out of high school,
what ever happened with your album?
What?
Why did your album never come out?
My album, what did you say?
You dropped out of high school and you became a recording artist.
What happened to that?
Sing us a song.
By the way, I'm out of beer.
It's kind of fucked up. I'm looking side stage.
Where's my beer?
Hey, didn't you
move up to LA? You dropped out of high school.
I'm senior year, halfway through.
I am going to try my well gosh, I'm going to try my best to make You moved up to LA, you dropped out of high school, have senior year, halfway through. You performed an album.
My, well gosh, I'm gonna try my best
to make a long story short.
Oh no.
Because I don't know how to do this.
Oh yeah, that's gonna happen.
Oh, here we go.
Short story long, go.
Sing it!
No, I think the interesting thing is.
What?
Somewhere Dead in Hollywood.
No, no, no.
Go!
Oh yes!
Somewhere Dead in Hollywood.
Just sing it!
Sing it, Tom.
I can't believe you remembered.
No.
Hey, what was the name of it?
I will say this.
Who was that?
Let's go girl.
What's up?
I'll tell you guys this. I think a lot of people don't know this.
Is that
I actually wasn't in high school
like a lot of the second season
of this show. He was in LA
trying to be famous. I lived in LA, yeah, it was wild.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, Alex, Hussie and I know,
we were up there visiting you.
I know, I know.
Jason, Alex, Alex, and Kristen would visit me,
and I'd drive down and be like,
oh, I'm just like in high school now, what's up?
You would drive down to do filming.
Yeah, no, here's the thing.
Do you want the real, the real story is I was so smart
that I graduated early.
No. That's not what happened.
That's not what happened.
No, I just, you know what happened?
I broke my knee playing football
and I was like, you know what?
I just want to like, oh my God,
Alex is laughing, she's making fun of me right now.
I just know.
Hey, Kristen, ring a bandaid.
Here she goes.
It's like high school.
It's like fucking high school all over again. Oh my god I told you I was making a long story short
and here I am like talking for two minutes about some shit. That's a good
story man. We didn't get the whole story. We didn't get the answer. Oh the album thing? Yeah it was a weird time so like I... Fuck.
Just sing it dude.
No I'm definitely not doing it.
Dance one verse of Summer Again in Hollywood.
Oh my god Alex, no no no.
Go go!
No I don't want this to go viral.
It's not gonna work.
Can I ask you another question? I'm scared. Yes, please.
I feel like that question is way too long.
Okay, no, you know what?
I'm going to go to Whozzy for this one because she was there.
Okay, so I've talked about this story on the podcast.
I think I've said it in multiple interviews too.
Holy shit.
Are you saying this story?
My Lindsay Lohan story.
Oh my God.
Fuck.
So, Whozzy and I decide to ditch school.
You don't need any more alcohol time.
It was probably like on a Thursday, you know.
As one does.
So we go to the next one. Poozie and I decide to ditch school. You don't need any more alcohol, Talyn.
It was probably like on a Thursday, you know.
As one does.
So we go up to LA to stay with Talyn,
and we go out and we're all sleeping.
And I'm sleeping in bed with Talyn.
Yeah, we're all sleeping.
Is what we're doing.
We were.
We did not look up this night.
I had a long sleeve shirt on. I'll never forget it.
Oh my god.
Fully closed.
Is that true, Talyn?
So I'm like, you guys shut the fuck up.
So at 4 a.m., we're all sleeping, and who breaks into Talyn's house?
Fucking Lindsay Lohan.
Like, in a storm.
So she comes in, sees that I'm in bed with Talon not sleeping
we're sleeping we're sleeping where we were sleeping I know I'm supposed to
engage the audience I don't mean to not look at you
we were not sleeping.
No, we were sleeping.
And she sees that there's a girl in bed with talent, and
she freaks the fuck out.
So before I finish this story, I want to know what happened
with you and Lindsay Lohan.
That's it.
That was such a fucking, I'm so upset.
You're like, talent, don't make a headline.
What happened between you and Lindsay Lohan?
We're making headlines.
She looks so good, by the way.
Listen, I had a- Lindsay Lohan.
I mean, come on.
She looks amazing.
Like, blow up.
What happened when you and Lindsay Lohan
that she freaked out that there was a girl in bed with you?
Honestly, Lindsay's a really talented, really smart girl.
Let's get to the real story time.
Here's your 45-minute answer about Lindsay Lohan.
Go ahead, Talyn.
What'd you say?
The point is that, well, she left out, listen, more than just telling you what I feel about
Lindsay Lohan, because she's a very talented girl, is that the story, she cut the story
short is what it is I'm gonna finish it
I wanted to know what happened with you guys to make it so we hung out yes we
hung out nothing nothing yeah no I mean she was you know she was like... It's honestly Kristen, right?
I'm gonna plead the fifth year. Here we go.
Okay, so obviously something happened with them.
So she sees that I'm in bed, she goes upstairs, her and her girlfriends.
And where are you at this point? You're sleeping in bed with Frankie, yeah?
I was in a bed. I was sleeping in a bed.
Bring out Frankie!
It's okay, it's okay, okay.
Oh god, yeah.
Bring him out, no. Yes, I was there so I can...
At what point in this did you wake up?
Because she goes upstairs into the kitchen and she's taking glasses and throwing them!
They were plates. They were plates.
That's what woke us up was that it was like
Frankie like you just heard like shit going on like bashing and screaming and everything
So Frankie jumps out because I think he probably had thought like someone was like breaking in or something
It was insane. But yeah, so he jumps out of bed and goes to see what was going on
He was trying to calm her down
and goes to see what was going on. He was trying to calm her down.
Like it was one of you guys, we're in high school still.
Like we're 18, like what the fuck is going on with Hollywood?
Hollywood is crazy.
And that was just normal.
Like we would do that like on a Thursday
and then we would, I think like drive back
and like go to like the last period of school.
On like the next day.
Yeah, like we're here, sorry, we only just half day.
AP Ceramics. that's not normal.
Well I was an AP, I took an AP class,
it was AP ceramics, that was my AP.
AP ceramics.
Wait, Talon.
Buy Bill Darnella coffee and you get an A, relax.
Talon, you also dated Nicole Scherzinger.
Did you get a tattoo?
Fuck, what is happening?
Yay!
Didn't you get a tattoo of her on your chest?
Show us the tattoo, Talyn!
Do you still have the tattoo?
Show us your tits!
Listen, listen, it's gone.
It's gone. I covered it, girl.
Did you get a laser or did you cover it?
Oh my god!
I got an eagle. I covered it.
What is it? What is it?
It's an eagle. You covered it. What is it? What is it? It's an eagle.
Aww, for time?
Listen, bro.
Take it off! Take it off!
No, you don't want it. I promise.
You don't want it. I promise.
I'm almost 40.
Like, shit's not as good as you think.
Jason, did you have any celebrity hookups that we don't know about?
No. Hi, Jason. Jason, did you have any celebrity hookups that we don't know about?
Hi, Jason.
Yes.
Welcome to your part of the fucking show.
I'm enjoying watching you, bud.
I know one who changed my girl crush.
Who?
I can't say.
I can't do that.
Lauren Conrad.
Oh, wow.
Come on, Jason.
No.
I know.
I feel like who?
Shit.
Whispered in my ear.
Say it into the microphone. I feel like Jason was like, dated a lot of reality stars.
Like you were like a de-reality guy.
What reality stars did you date?
I don't know.
Do I not know what I'm talking about?
What was?
Like a-
Did you girls have any celebrity hookups
that we don't know about?
Oh, hell yeah, ask Alice Merle.
Ask her, point this out.
Merle, who did you hook up with that we don't know about? Oh hell yeah, ask Alice Merle. Ask her, I don't get it. Merle, who would you hook up with
that we don't know about?
She's like...
This is kind of like a bad one.
We love that one.
There's two.
So one, Nick Carter.
I remember that face.
I remember that face.
I was around that face.
I don't know, it probably wasn't like a,
I don't know, I don't know.
It's probably what you would all imagine it to be.
Like dirty, like rough and dirty.
It was during his like, that stage,
the not so snatched stage for him.
And one time I was at a club,
and I think it was you, or forget was one of our one of us
I was like making out with Polly Shore
So bad, I wouldn't tell people that Alex
I was so embarrassed. I think it was you ripped me off. He was like, do you even know what you're doing? This is like so embarrassing.
No, that's why I'm being bad anymore.
I didn't even know who you were. That was the worst part. Maybe.
Like Alex, this is the time when you said like, yeah, I fucked these really good looking dudes. You were like, Paula Short.
You guys, I am not afraid to admit that LA was dark days for me.
I get it. I get it. She's all about personality. It was a personality. I am not afraid to admit that LA was dark days for me
So about she's all about personality was a personality that's next level But our high school experience was fucking awesome I think it was really fun. We got to go to pool parties, hook up with Polly Shore. Like, times were great.
So fun.
But our high school experience was fucking awesome.
That was next level, you guys.
100%.
What was your favorite part about high school?
Sometimes I wish we could go back to high school.
I loved it so much.
Yeah, but Alex, you said this earlier today.
I think a lot of people wouldn't go back to high school.
We would all go back in 10 faculty
sets. It was so fun. We're so lucky. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you know what else I think like we took for,
like, Grannon was growing up in Laguna. Like, I don't live in Laguna anymore, but when I go into town,
I'm like, this place looks like Hawaii. There's another one? There's no idea. It's going on in
the earth. Tell them we have to go out tonight.
You need to pace yourself.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
The next cup, it's like straight tequila in there.
I'm on my third drink.
Here we go.
I got him.
I got you, buddy.
He's going to be carrying the talent later.
You're like, oh my god.
What happened with Lindsay Lohan and Nicole?
I'm like, fuck.
I've got to have Jake Morgan?
Actually, keep drinking, and then we'll
come back to that so you can tell us what happened with you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, tell us the truth after you've
had a few more of those, please. What'd you say? Wait. Tell us the truth about Lindsay us the truth after you've had a few more of those, please.
What'd you say?
Tell us the truth.
What was your...
That was your happy end after you've had a few more of those.
What's your favorite memory from high school?
My favorite memory?
Pre-Laguna or whatever.
Pre-show or everything.
It's hard to pick one memory.
I think honestly, just we had so much fun in high school.
I look back and I'm like, shit.
I'm like, shit. But I'm like, shit. Yeah, I'm like, shit.
But I'm like, we did it right, you know?
And like, we were wild.
But I don't regret anything.
We had so much fun and it was such a beautiful place
to grow up and do everything that we were doing
and we're all lucky to be alive, quite honestly.
But it was the best and we have these friendships
that we've had for over 20 years and that to me says a lot
No, I agree with you. I think looking back like I summarized my story not to be contradicting about everything I said because high school was really it was fun
But like I always tell people from like my addiction story at first drinking and using was fun
Became a lifestyle and then it became a way of survival
But like the high school years was definitely the fun part and I'm just every weekend. It was always every was every weekend, it was consistent with us all hanging out and getting together and just it was fun.
Yet you're seeing next to the third drink.
I'm always mumbling. Fuck. I just said sitting next to the guys like got three fucking red solo.
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Do you feel like every high school was like that? Or did we go hard because we were in
Southern California and that's just what you do It's so Cal
Yeah, how was it how was Chicago?
Yeah, but everyone here is not from Chicago everyone visiting
Chicago Shaitan I started high school here in Barrington High School
Chicago shy-ton. I started high school here in Barrington High School, you guys.
Barrington may go harder than Laguna.
I remember my freshman year.
So I moved to Laguna October of my freshman year.
My friend Kelsey.
Kelsey, are you here?
No, great.
Our freshman year of high school in the bathroom during lunch,
and she was cutting up Adderall to snort.
And she was like, do you want it?
I was like, no, man.
I'm so fucking scared right now. Things changed when I moved to Laguna.
I feel like that would have been a thing.
Yeah.
But that was like so I think it's universal. I think everyone's fucking crazy.
If that would have appeared in a high school party I would have been like great.
Thank you.
Awesome.
Thank you for that.
Yeah.
But you know who has credit for for us meeting is Alex Merle.
Because you two at Driver's Ed.
Yeah.
She came and she was like, you guys,
I met the coolest girl in my heart.
Within the first two hours, she's like, hey,
we're going to a party tonight.
You want to come over to my house to get ready?
And she's like, yeah, I will.
And you kind of think they're not going to say that.
And Chris was like, sure, what what time when am I coming I was
like ready to party here we go off to another party what was the worst thing
that everybody did in high school if you can say it I don't know what's the worst
thing everyone did in high school what's time I feel like that mean that mean
like height on is that on high school standards?
What's the worst thing you ever done?
Or like what's the worst thing you've done?
Like during that age bracket.
Yeah, that's a big question.
No, like during that age bracket, like that time period.
Well, my daughter's not having sex till she's 19 and fucking older.
100%.
So I don't know what you're talking about.
No, I think like I had a party once and I brought the cops to the house.
But my dad was there, which was cool.
But it was like, yeah.
But it felt bad.
I thought, I don't know.
But it's like, cops always came to the party.
That's when the party was over.
You're like, it's busted.
We got to go.
That's not bad.
No, I have to put my mind there.
I did drugs.
Well, OK.
I was like, how far are we going?
Drugs.
I mean, I feel like.
The drugs.
Sorry, mom.
Mom, where are you?
No one else cares to share.
That's fine.
I'll take that.
I think I got a question.
Wait, hold on.
What was the question?
What's the worst thing I've done in high school?
Oh, I know.
Yeah.
Wait, what'd you say?
I feel like someone said something.
I have their own stories.
I've already forgot the cups.
Well, I've had three solo cups here, so you know, things are good.
But okay, you guys don't have to answer it fucking pussies, but...
Okay, fuck, what is the worst?
I just feel like I was mostly good.
Wait, what?
I dated the water polo coach.
But like after. After! Not during high school!
Not during, oh.
Oh my god, that's right.
That's right, that's right.
Holy shit, you just dropped that?
Oh my god.
He wasn't like a grown adult.
That sounded so bad at first though.
Oh my god.
Can we say his name?
No, no.
Oh my god.
That was so cool.
Do you remember?
He was like my boyfriend for seven years.
Like it was like,
Shit, you lost.
I pushed him over the desk. Yeah. He was hot. He was. He was for seven years. Like, it was like, long. Like, pushing over the desk?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was hot.
He was.
He was so hot.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
That was like the big secret.
I'm not bringing that up.
I mean, that's as juicy as it gets.
Remember when I got that?
Hold on.
That's fucked up, dude.
What?
You dated the water polo coach?
Oh, my God.
You guys, he was like, you know how hot the water polo is?
That's not like that.
You did.
You did. Okay. I'm throwing it back.
But he was like my boyfriend for a while.
It wasn't like a bad,
like it wasn't that bad.
It wasn't that bad.
It was a 40.
Like he was, I was like, what, 17 and 19.
Like I don't know if that's bad.
He was 47.
Is he 19?
I don't know.
Kristen.
Oh right, yeah.
Oh, but he definitely wasn't like old enough
to make it feel scary.
Is that? It wasn't creepy.
Was he like 45?
We were dating all the same guy, like James Wood.
The same group.
Oh, I had to forget about James Wood.
James Wood.
Shout out James Wood.
I love that guy.
All you girls love that dude.
Like crazy.
We were nuts. Where the hell were our parents? All you girls love that dude like crazy
Your mom tonight, I freaking love her
But like where are our parents? Like, we would always be like,
dad, I'm spending the night at Alex's,
and we'd just be out till fucking 5 a.m.
And then we'd call our parents early and be like,
we just woke up.
When you come home, we're already just going home.
I had my own phone line,
so I would like leave the voicemail.
That's right.
I was like, hey, reach the murals,
leave a message, but it was like my phone.
So we would just say like,
we would each be sleeping at each other's houses.
Yes.
Yeah.
We were really tricky.
So bad.
So smart.
I think there was two times, do you guys remember when the teacher broke his arm?
No.
You don't remember that?
Which one?
Yeah.
You said the teacher.
Yeah, I pushed the guy over and the teacher, oh no.
You broke the teacher's arm.
Well, I didn't do it.
The guy fell into him and he broke his arm.
So that was one of the incidences.
Or when I got kicked off baseball,
we got hammered on the bus.
We're smoking cigs in the back.
That'll do it.
Didn't make it.
I miss cigarettes so much.
Fuck.
There's nothing you can do.
Well, you're a zinning.
You should be fine back there.
I'm a zin guy.
I'm a zin guy.
That's the right guy right there, though.
Right there.
Do you guys have any regrets?
I mean, I do. I think Cabo-
Okay, I do.
I do.
I do.
Oh, we're gonna talk about the show.
We're talking about high school.
Or either one.
A regret on the show or just in high school.
I do.
I mean, like Cabo was awful.
Same.
The episode in Cabo.
Cause you guys were fighting.
It got a little dark.
It's a little scary.
Wasn't everyone's best moment.
It was a little dark. No. You. It wasn't everyone's best moment.
You guys can like TikTok that now though. We are going to. There we go. Yeah. Yeah.
Do you have a regret? Honestly, my biggest regret is not being a dickhead in high school. I feel
like I would have got way more chicks if I was like me in high school. Like I feel like I was
the nice guy and girls were like, oh sick. Like I'll just friend zone you. I was like, ooh, sick.
And then Jason came along, he was like the bad boy.
Like, yeah, this guy's hot as hell.
Jason was the bad boy.
Getting all the ladies.
Speaking of, here who, here who is hooked up with who?
Oh boy.
Everyone thinks Jason and I have hooked up.
We've never hooked up.
That is wild.
I don't believe it for a fucking second.
I do not believe that.
Jason?
No, I believe that.
I believe that 100%.
Let's just play a game. It's really simple.
There's two guys.
There's two guys.
And there's four girls.
Ready?
Raise your hand if you've hooked up with Jason Waller.
That means, like, made out with Jason Waller.
Made out, made out.
20 years ago.
Raise your hand if you've kissed Kristen.
Bullshit, did you raise your hand?
Is that?
Is that?
Raise your hand if you've hooked up with me.
Me, no I'm kidding.
Wait, you guys have like things?
What?
Well you just said, who hooked up with you?
And then like, Alex was like, yes.
We've, like, we've kissed.
Wait, what?
It's like what you do when you're younger, like, impress the guys.
Sick.
You guys don't do that?
Well, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
Where were we at earlier?
Talon didn't have that happening.
They weren't trying to impress you.
I'm not really into lesbian stuff.
Like, this is getting me off
Most when it comes to like the show and everything because we threw the word hook up around like it was nothing
What does hook up me like in high school? What did it mean finger bang?
They make out, but I'm like the boring innocent one. I'm not mad at you.
I love you.
Oh my god.
Keep going.
I feel like if I touch a woman's vagina, that counts.
Even if it's over the yoga pants.
You know, like that was like a big deal.
But we said it when we just made out with someone too. Yeah, yeah.
Hookups meant make out plus.
Mostly make out.
I feel like we would say when we did more.
I would say make out.
If you did more, it was like to each other.
We would say, oh, we hooked up.
We would say what that was.
Like hooked up is like, we made out.
I feel like it like graduates.
Like freshman year, it's like make out.
By senior year, it's like more.
Speak for yourself.
Over the younger ones.
I don't know.
That's what I was saying.
Every year it carries more weight.
I think it was anything from making out
to having sexual intercourse.
I agree.
No, but like when you came,
you were like the varsity as a freshman.
Okay.
Okay.
You too.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, a lot of my virginity in eighth grade in Chicago. varsity as a freshman. Oh my god. You did.
Yeah, I lost my virginity in eighth grade in Chicago.
Yeah.
Johnny, come on out!
That's my next show.
How old was everybody else when they lost their virginity?
Oh shit.
Listen, I have a 14 year old son.
I don't need this information out there.
That's all I want.
This year, my point.
Thank you so much.
I decline to use it.
Isn't that crazy to think about?
Yeah, I think I was a freshman.
Freshman?
Yeah.
I was a freshman.
You did it right before me.
I remember.
Well, we all talked about it.
I was like, that hurts.
I was like, do it.
I know.
Yeah.
Pussy was like, so good. She was like, it was so nice. You need this moral support of friends. It's a big deal. I got you, I think you like you I know yeah
You need this moral support of friends, it's a big deal
13 or 13. Oh, we're 13. Holy shit with who I was like I was like put my dick in shampoo bottles
Well, I was like I was was like a little hole. Oh my God.
It was spinning in shampoo bottles.
I was a person is a bigger.
You guys know my shit does not fit in a damn shampoo bottle.
You guys know.
Hello.
Oh my God.
I was I was 14.
I was 14.
I was 14.
Oh my God.
Jason, how old were you?
What?
He said 13.
13 or 14.
I mean, Jason's had a beard since he was like 10.
Yeah.
I came out of the womb with a mustache.
That goes hand in hand with losing your virginity.
Losing your virginity.
Don't tell me that.
I can't even look at Talon and say no.
Talon.
What?
I'm so nervous.
Oh my god, here we go. Fuck, I'm so nervous.
Someone told me that you have dating advice for me.
I'm so scared right now.
Okay, so here's what I think.
And I'm going to address the audience as well as you.
Wonderful.
Obviously you're very beautiful and you're very, you know, successful.
Stop laughing.
I can't help it.
Drink? Should I drink? Is that what you're saying?
She definitely keeps drinking.
That is pure tequila, by the way.
Who's drinking pure tequila on this stage? Be busy. You stole it from her. What is happening? Jesus. I stole all their drinksquila by the way. Who's drinking pure tequila on this stage?
Be busy. You stole it from her.
What is happening? Jesus. I stole all their drinks by the way.
There was two and now they're gone.
I just feel like, I feel like this. Okay, you're very powerful. You're very...
Thank you.
Hold on, just take the compliment and hear me out for a second, okay?
I feel like you're very powerful. You're very, you know, I don't know what the word is.
I can't. We the word is, like.
We're gonna be here all night. No, hold on!
I feel like you need, okay, here's the best.
I feel like Kristen is a guy who takes control,
and it makes her feel, it makes her feel like feminine.
And it can be little things like ordering dinner,
it can be things like, here's where we're going,
or here's what we're doing.
Like, I just feel like you need...
And I also think this is what my daughter calls it, her Chi Chi.
She's four.
I feel like you need to stop thinking with your Chi Chi and more with your head.
But I don't blame you.
The Chi Chi can have fun too in the meantime.
It gets true. It's true.
You need both. Come on.
Chi Chi was living her life last year, okay?
Oh my god.
Chi Chi was living her best life.
No, I agree with you 100%.
He's coming. He's coming.
What are you looking for in a guy? I mean that, I think my life is really intimidating
for a lot of guys, so it's been hard
because everything is a threat.
It's hard to find an actual confident man, it just is.
No, it's so funny, like I was ordering dinner
for these girls and they were like,
oh shit, you're ordering dinner?
I was like, what the fuck, dude, we're ordering.
Last night.
I got up fucking saying things I shouldn't say.
Shit.
Hi guys, pause.
I'm so lost, Talyn.
Sorry.
You need your tech boy era.
Like tech boy?
Yeah, like he made for computers?
No, not at Dork.
No, oh my god.
He just created an app and he's living his best life.
But he wants to see you do you.
Like a low key. And he's like, I feel confident But he wants to see you do you. Like a low key.
And he's like, I feel confident in myself.
Someone in the B club.
Like Miranda Kerr's husband.
This is exactly what I meant.
I think you need somebody who would move.
We just gotta find a cute one.
I need a billionaire.
Cute one, the B club.
Yeah, exactly, you gotta go to the B club.
So easy. You can do it.
It's hard, guys, there's some pickings out there.
But I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for my pick.
All right, can I say something?
I feel like your list, I see you on social media, I feel like your list is like very
long.
Yeah, because my life is so fucking good that I'm not going to settle for anything.
No, and I get it.
I get it, girl.
I get it.
And I don't think you should settle.
I'm so close to finding exactly what I want.
He's close.
Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
You're like it exists.
It's out there.
He's out there.
He's coming.
He's in Chicago.
He's at the computer room.
He might be.
I'm also back on Raya with a book.
Yes.
I want to spend the passing time.
I always wanted to see just what it looks like.
Like, can you show us later what Raya looks like?
Oh, 100%.
There's, yeah.
Oh, hot.
I just wanted to like scroll through with you.
I just want to like look to see, yeah.
Like just a little.
Okay, wait, who's been talking to Hot Sam recently?
Anyone know how Hot Sam is?
Merle does.
I talk to him.
How's he doing?
You know, he's living his best life in New York City.
He should be here.
He's just like a little, no, he lives in the forest.
He's a really...
He's here.
Well, like in like upstate New York, maybe, not New York City.
But he's like off radar as much as possible.
He's an architect and he has a little girl.
He texted me when he was coming.
He's just so sweet.
You guys remember hot Sam, right?
Yeah.
He should be here.
He is. Do you ever think someday, maybe someday he'll show up for it? You guys remember hot Sam, right? Yeah. Does he know? Yeah.
He should be here.
He is.
Do you ever think someday, maybe someday he'll show up for it?
One day.
He's such a known.
Can I be honest with you guys?
Shut the fuck up.
No, don't be honest.
He's not here right now.
Shut up.
I wish he was here.
He's not here.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean not me to stand up.
No, but I will tell you, I did just talk to him because I actually asked him if he would
come out. Oh my god, I got so excited.
I did ask him, he wouldn't,
but he's very excited for the high school reunion.
Yay!
Oh my god, stop it.
High school reunion.
Jessica's planning it.
Yes, sure.
You are?
Like for real?
Uh-huh, yeah.
What are the plans?
None of that.
Wait, you're in charge?
I'm not going.
I thought you were in charge.
Fuck no.
No?
No. If I'm planning it, everyone's coming to Nashville. I thought you were in charge No
Hold on can we ask me I think we should open up. Yeah, let's ask. Let's open up for a couple questions to the audience. No, we don't have... Wait, did he just say that? I'm sorry, I have another show tonight. I love you though.
But how about this, let's play a drinking game.
Oh no.
You guys want to play a drinking game?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
I have to pee so bad.
It's ridiculous.
Oh, it's like a full...
Yes.
A full bar.
Okay, so Jason is going to do hot sauce shots.
Ooh, hot sauce.
Just because Mary took a pastor.
Okay, so we're playing Sipper Spilled.
You guys know this.
We're going to do a hot sauce shot.
Okay, so we're going to do a hot sauce shot.
Okay, so we're going to do a hot sauce shot.
Okay, so we're going to do a hot sauce shot.
Okay, so we're going to do a hot sauce shot. Okay, so we're going to do a hot sauce shot. Okay, so we're going to do a hot sauce shot. Okay, so we're going to do a hot sauce shot. Okay, so we're going to do do hot sauce shots. Ooh, hot sauce.
Just get married to a pastor.
Okay, so we're playing Sipper Spill.
Do you guys know this game?
No. No.
Okay, so we're gonna,
we each have two questions in front of us.
We're gonna flip over the card and read a question
and we can either answer it or take a shot.
Shut up, I thought it was Never Ever.
Or wait, I thought it was hot sauce shots.
Wait, like personally, like it's like Talon flips over,
it's his question.
Yes, yes.
But I feel like you're a pussy
if you don't answer the question.
Well we'll just have to see what's on the cards.
Okay Talon, you can go first.
No, you're first.
No, I'll go last, you go first.
That's, this is.
No, it's my show.
Do we read the question?
Listen to the woman, you read it yourself.
You read it out loud.
Talon, last Google search, Pornhub.
Oh my God, Talon. Oh my, Pornhub. Oh, I like that talent.
Oh, yummy.
Oh, am I supposed to drink it?
Oh.
Well, I just wanted to drink.
I'm sorry.
You do whatever you want.
OK, sorry.
Oh my god, what is this?
That's hot sauce.
Oh.
That is so fucked up.
Holy shit.
That's worse than wild turkey.
Hey, you're up.
Go on.
OK. Do you ever up, go on.
Do you ever edit your photos on Instagram?
Yes.
Oh, fucking yeah, I do. Love it.
What would I do without a filter? Please.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Okay, Husey, you're up.
Mine looks probably boring.
Okay, who takes themselves more seriously?
Steven or Lauren?
Lauren?
Oh God, she got a really gnarly question.
No, I'm kidding.
I don't know.
Lauren, I'll answer for you, Lauren.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, probably Lauren.
Steven.
I feel like, but he's kind of like,
Steven too, he's like too ill.
I'm going back to Steven.
So yeah, there.
I disagree, Here we go.
Well, you all can answer the question if you want.
I have this.
I just want to take the shot though, just to take it.
Were you really mad at Kristen
for kissing Jeff during the fiesta?
Oh.
No.
What'd you say?
No.
No.
I knew we'd talked about this.
We have talked about this.
That was like the editing too. Well it was all editing.
So editing.
Well I mean I really did kiss him but it was a long letter.
I can still remember.
Who?
Girls stay together.
At the fiesta.
Shut up.
I'm just so confused.
I'm not drinking.
What?
Okay.
You gotta spill.
Okay.
Have you ever been arrested?
Yes.
Do you know how many times you've been arrested? Yes. Yes.
Do you know how many times you've been arrested?
Oh my gosh.
I've been with him twice, so I know it's at least two.
I mean, I can tell you I got arrested in six months in four states in one country.
Wow.
But I think it was, I don't know, probably like ten times? I don't know.
Geez, Louise.
Look at you now. Look at you now.
Hey, time to change. Time to change. Look at this. Look at this blowout.'t know. I love that photo. Jeez, Louise. Look at you now. No, look at this. Time to change.
Look at this.
Time to change.
Look at this.
Time to change.
Did you really never hook up with Jason?
We've never hooked up.
That's bullshit.
Am I crazy?
Answer it.
Oh.
Like, okay, remember, is it high school hook up?
I do that.
Oh.
We, I, kiss, that's it.
When?
In high school.
Ooh, you kiss.
When?
I don't remember.
I don't remember, but it was.
You don't remember what we did?
No, nothing more than a kiss, promise.
When did we kiss?
I don't remember.
I don't remember anything.
I've never hooked up with Jason.
But I just think it was like very, like we were both blacked out for sure. Yeah. Yeah. That doesn't remember anything. I've never hooked up with Jason. But I just think it was like very,
like we were both blacked out for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That doesn't make sense.
You guys should take a shot.
I think you should take a shot of hot sauce.
I just think you should.
I know.
That was my question though.
I answered it and she's gotta take it.
Okay Talyn, do your other one.
Bullshit, you're up.
No I just did it. She just did it.
Oh that's right, that's right, okay.
Wait, Talyn, did you answer the question
and take the shot or you just took it?
Okay, if you were single,
what girl from your Playboy days
would you go back and have one more day with,
oh my God, I'm married, what the fuck, dude?
So sip it.
I'm not supposed to say here, it's political.
One more, what does one more day mean?
Like one more, like-
One more rump.
Well, that's impossible, I have anxiety. I overthink everything.
I'm like walking...
I would say...
Kristen.
I have it over there.
Do you say?
Alright.
Did he say Kristen?
Who? What did he say?
I'm gonna have another day with Kristen.
A day? We just go to lunch.
Let's go to lunch at the Mexican restaurant.
Okay, my last one is Lee's favorite person on season one.
Fuck yes.
I know a good one.
You do?
Whisper.
Oh, I know.
But it's so.
You can say it.
Or sip it.
We're in a safe zone.
Safe place.
I mean, there's so many multiples.
Say them all.
Yeah.
I just felt like season one was so boring.
Like, and I'm not trying to like, be that way, but I just...
Season one.
Season one was just a little tiny bit boring.
I don't know, I feel like I should take a shot.
Take the shot!
There we go.
Okay, but will you tell us later what person is your favorite?
They're from season one, so you can guess your own song.
Lo!
Lo Bosworth.
You're welcome.
Well, I think that's a cumulative answer, not just a single person answer.
We all know who it is.
Lo.
She gave the answer, she said it was her. Well, she didn't answer.
Yeah.
Okay, Whozzy.
Oh.
Have you ever had a crush on a friend's significant other?
Probably.
I think, well, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
You guys are just doing everything to avoid drinking.
It's so messed up.
I'm so boring.
I'm not fun at all.
But no, like Sam, like in love with Sam.
And when you were like hooking up with, yeah, hot Sam.
I definitely was like jelly when you were hooking up with him.
But we were like brother, sister, so it wouldn't be weird.
But yeah, no, I don't know.
I'm boring.
Move on.
Yeah, yeah.
Nervous.
I feel like these are getting harder.
Oh, I got the same answer.
I answered this already.
Least favorite person on season one and two cast.
Oh, just answer it.
Don't be honest. Answer the damn question.
I said Lowe on season one only because I think she was boring.
Oh, sorry.
I don't talk to her, so it's not going to do anything to my life.
Susan 2?
Who was on Susan 2?
All of us?
It was probably me.
Oh, at the time.
At the time, yeah.
Probably me, right?
I really didn't dislike you.
Maybe in common.
Casey.
Casey, I was just going to say.
Casey.
Wait, hold on.
I like Casey.
She was so nice.
I hate both of her.
She had a little...
Okay, Jason. I was your nice. I hate love her. She'll be out of love.
Okay, Jason.
I was your least favorite?
Huh?
Nothing.
You were my least favorite?
No, I was just kidding.
Clearly not, so.
Tell us about time you got caught in a lie.
Woo!
I mean, it's out there.
Yeah, every episode for sure.
I mean, the whole show.
The whole storyline.
The whole show.
Yep.
OK.
Yeah.
So you lied to both Alex and Jessica about each other.
Is that fair to say?
Oh, yes.
For sure.
For sure.
OK.
Did you ask anyone from season one to come on the show?
Oh, my god. I did. I asked Stephen, and he said no. Did you ask anyone from season one to come on the show?
Oh my god.
I did, I asked Steven and he said no.
No.
He's missing out.
Mic drop.
Yep, his loss.
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