Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari - LIVE: The Show That Emotionally Rocked Me — Let's Be Honest Tour with Harry Jowsey

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

One of my favorite guys Harry Jowsey joins me for the second time on the podcast. He keeps the laughs going as we discuss his journey on becoming husband material..he says he's changed, but has he?! I may or may not have also gotten a dick pic from him. We also get into how to recycle sexy photos without getting caught and the craziest thing he's done to get a girls' attention. Plus, my very first boyfriend Johnny joins us on stage and it takes a turn I never saw coming. But we aren't done there! My favorite medium Cindy Luffred is here to do a mini love reading for both me and Harry: when she says my husband is coming in and what she says that makes Harry cry.A word from my sponsors:Dipsea - Get a 30-day free trial PLUS 25% off your annual subscription when you go to DipseaStories.com/HONEST1MD - Swing by 1MD.org and use code honest for a sweet 15% off of your first order.OpenPhone - OpenPhone is offering listeners 20% off of your first 6 months at OpenPhone.com/honest. And if you have existing numbers with another service, OpenPhone will port them over at no extra charge. Cymbiotika - Go to cymbiotika.com/HONEST for 20% off your order + free shipping today Quince - Go to Quince.com/honest for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.For more Let's Be Honest, follow along at:@kristincavallari on Instagram@kristincavallari and @dearmedia on TikTokLet's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari on YouTubeProduced by Dear Media.This episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct, or indirect financial interest in products, or services referred to in this episode.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The following podcast is a Dear Media production. What is up you guys? Welcome in to Let's Be Honest. We have a bonus episode from the Let's Be Honest live podcast tour. Oh, this episode. Well, let's start with Harry. Harry, I just love so much. I really love him so much. This episode has a lot of ups and downs. There's a lot going on. And but Harry, in particular is just he's so

funny. Harry makes me laugh so hard. And every little thing that comes out of his mouth is just it's so funny. Harry makes me laugh so hard and every little thing that comes out of his mouth is just it's hilarious and actually listening to it back I caught more than I did in the actual live show. Obviously when you're in it you know and there's a live audience and there's just a lot going on it's hard to catch every little thing but watching it back I was laughing so hard so I know you guys are gonna love this episode and you're also gonna laugh your asses off. He's just always a really good time We discuss his journey of trying to become a husband and just all of his wild dating stories and rumors

That he's heard. He's a really open book and You know, that's why I love him so much He's someone who is so authentic and that's what I really respond to and resonate with. And I just respect him so much for putting everything out on the table. Then, we get to my very first boyfriend, Johnny. Maybe you guys are watching Honestly Cavalier and you kind of saw some of it.

This is one of those situations where, you know, a live show, anything can happen, you know? And this took a completely different turn than I had expected. And after the tour, I did a tour wrap-up podcast. And I talked about this. I touched on it about what happened with Johnny on stage. And, you know, I was really emotional after tour.

And to this day, I actually don't know what is true and what's not, what came out of his mouth. But of course, if what he says was true, I take full responsibility for that. I think the one thing that kind of rocks my world is that Johnny knew all of the questions I was going to ask him beforehand because he had asked me and I know he doesn't do this kind of stuff. So I wanted to set Johnny up for success. So I told him every single question I was going to ask him. I also told him I was going to give him a hard time joking around about how he slept with my friend Lainey as soon as I moved to California. So he knew all

of this going into it, okay? So I just want you to put that in your back pocket as you listen to the interview when Johnny comes up because it just felt like he was coming at me and listening to it back, I think what really hurt me the most was that I've held Johnny in this high regard for all of these years and our relationship was so sweet. It really was sweet. And he came on stage and he wanted to just diminish all of that and basically just make it about sex. And that was the part that was really just honestly so hurtful was that wasn't our relationship. I was there. I know what we had. I experienced it. And

it doesn't matter what he says on stage, that can't ruin it for me. I think right after this, right after the tour, I kind of walked away and I was like, that sucks. Like that just totally ruins the idea that I had in my head about Johnny and I. But after a little bit more time has passed, that's just not true at all. I know what we had and what we had was really special. And just because of whatever he's going through in his life, you know, personally right now, he can't take that away from me. And so I actually still hold our relationship to a high regard and who he was at that time.

I still loved, you know? I think between Talon, which was last week, and Johnny this week, but you guys have to remember this was the same night for me. So these two things happened back to back for me. And I think the part that really broke my heart honestly was that these guys have wanted to dumb down our relationship to make it seem like it was all about sex publicly. But then behind closed doors, it's actually a much broader thing than just Johnny and Talon, but I'm just saying these guys in reference to like,

guys that I've dated in my life. They've always been so sweet behind closed doors and tell me I'm the love of their life and just really the sweetest things imaginable come out of their mouths and then it's like they get insecure or they're like nervous that I'm gonna like come for them or something which is so not me. Like I'm all about giving everyone not just guys, girls and guys a hard time in a loving way like in a joking like playful way.

I'm not mean-spirited. I mean, honestly, like I would stand by that. And I think on Laguna Beach, people could say I was mean, but I wasn't like, I never like came at people necessarily. And also that was 20 years ago, but like now in my life, like I'm not, I'm not a mean person. I'm just not, no one who knows me would ever say that I am mean or like come at people or try to have like a gotcha moment. That's just not a mean person. I'm just not, no one who knows me would ever say that I am mean or like come at people

or try to have like a gotcha moment. That's just not who I am. But it almost feels like these guys feel like that's how I'm gonna be. And so it's like, they wanna beat me to it. They wanna like get ahead of me. And I also feel like it's, so it's a little bit of like insecurity,

which they obviously just can't even own. And then I feel like, because at one point in time, I hurt them, then it's like they have to put me down and hurt me. And Johnny told me afterwards that no one believed him about me for 25, whatever, however many years it's been. And so what it felt like was, so because when he would tell people, I guess, you know, I dated Kristin Cavallari,

or I'm sure actually in boy talk, he was like, I took Kristin Cavallari, or I'm sure actually, in boy talk, he was like, I took Kristin Cavallari's virginity and no one believed him for 25 years. Well, what it felt like then was him taking out that anger that no one's believed him, taking out that anger on me on stage in front of everybody. That's what that felt like to me. Because honestly, I don't understand what else that was.

And I just, I don't know, I think it's interesting. I think also these guys wanna be like this tough, cool guy. Like, look, I'm so tough. I don't care about Kristin. I don't care about, like, look how tough I am. But like, guess what? Hate to break it to you guys. Maybe that was cool in high school.

Maybe, I don't even think that was cool in high school. But we're adults now. We're grown ass people. We're parents. We're all parents. Like the tough guy thing is not cute anymore. It's just not. The same way my little bitchy attitude in high school

isn't cute anymore. At some point we have to grow up and we have to take responsibility for our own shit in our lives and stop projecting and putting things onto other people. I gave Johnny a fucking layup to be the sweetest guy on the planet and he shit all over that opportunity.

And here's the funny thing which is so interesting is like these guys think, let's use Johnny for an example. He probably thought like, oh, I'm going to put Kristin in her place. Like, I'm going to make her look like shit. The only person that looks like shit is you, Johnny. That didn't make me look bad. I'm an open fucking book.

I mean, you're the one that went on stage and tried to dumb down and shit on everything that we had. That doesn't make me look bad. That makes you look bad. So I'm over it. I'm over the tough guy, cool guy act. So that's that. That's Johnny. And then my favorite medium, Cindy, joins Harry and I. She's been on the podcast multiple times. I'm sure you guys have heard her before. She does a little mini love tune in on both Harry and I and We talked about when my husband is coming in. She also brings Harry to tears. It's a wild ride this episode It's an emotional one and one that I hope you guys will enjoy

Also, if you have not make sure you're watching honestly Cavalieri on e Bravo and peacock Because then that gives you obviously more kind of behind the scenes of pre and post mortem on being on stage with Johnny and Harry. So anyways, here you go. The second show in Chicago. ["Sweet Home Alone"] Okay, I have a couple questions for you guys. Well really for the ladies. Ladies, do you guys like tall men?

Do you guys know the show Too Hot to Handle? Well, like I said, he's been on the podcast before. I fucking love him. Please welcome Harry Joseph! Hey, staff! Is this on? It's not on. Is it on? What is going on? Oh my god. How cute is Harry, you guys? Wow, how cute are you guys?

Woo! Let's go Chicago! Look at all your uptaking photos, they're so excited to see you. What's up buddy, how you doing? I'm doing so well, let's go! Have you been to Chicago before? I think so. You don't know?

I don't know, maybe. How do you't know? I don't know. Maybe. I do not know. It's just cold and I'm like, they're all the same cities. New York, Chicago, the other quarter. We're offended by that you guys. Is that bad? You can't say that to Chicago. I can't say that? No, no. Okay, in my defense, someone did call Chicago Shy Rock and I was like, I'm not afraid of that place. Shy Rock? Yeah.

I've never heard that before. Like, I rock, Shy Rock? Is that bad? Harry, just stop. You're digging yourself a bigger hole. No, Chicago's the best fucking city in the country, right guys? Don't worry, I'm gonna take him out tonight and I'm gonna show him a good time in Chicago. Hell yeah. Ooh.

How's your puppy, by the way? She's a teenager now. She's still pissing on me but it's fine. She's in that phase? Yeah, she's a little pissy bitch. Little pissy bitch, man. She's like fully like an adult or a teenager now and she's very sassy and very clingy. It's nice to have a girl that wants to stay around. I was gonna say, that's kinda nice.

You guys, Harry is on a... I was gonna say a kick. This is a... I don't wanna say a face. He's trying to become husband material, okay? This is the new Harry. Okay, so I'm curious, how is that going, trying to become husband material? It's been good. Yeah?

So, I'm gonna elaborate. I was trying to be celibate, but I keep relapsing, so I'm just asking you yet. I was trying to be celibate, but I keep relapsing. So I'm just focusing on... You know what I realized actually? I realized that when I... I've got an avoidant personality. So when I start to like someone a lot, I'll text someone else. So that I don't like that person as much.

And I'm not addicted to them. You're self-sabotaging. No, I realized this before. Now I'm not a person as much and I'm not addicted to them. You're self sabotaging. I realized this before, now I'm perfect. But before I realized I didn't do that because I'm like, oh I don't want to get hurt. But now it's like kind of nice to get hurt because you know you're going to be better after it.

Oh my God. Is that good? Wait, all the girls are crying. We love that. Okay, see you are husband material now. It's working Okay, so since you've decided to become a husband What type of caliber of women are we attracting in? Has there been a shift? Well, I started seeing this girl and she asked me a lot of questions. I'm like this is awesome

So girls weren't asking you questions before? No, they just wanted talking to a shirt. They just wanted you to take your shirt off. They're like, just take it naked. You should take your shirt off right now. Have you guys seen his body lately? Is that only on Close Friends or do you post that for the public? I actually sent her a note and she didn't like it. Let's talk about it! Okay, let's talk about it.

Okay, I got a dick pic from Harry, you guys. I said her a Hail Mary because I was like, this is either gonna hit or miss. I'm gonna... She fully... She fully liked it. Can I tell... Okay. I was in LA. This is maybe like... two months ago? Yeah, I don't know. We're buddies, right? Like, he came on the podcast I was in LA this is maybe like two months ago

Right like he came on the podcast I was like I fucking love Harry like we're like buddies I Wake up one morning to a picture from Harry on Instagram, and I had a feeling you know it's like I think I know it's coming my way Early like morning wood Yeah, I was up, I was gonna It was like uphill I won't get Hannah's boxers on, but I opened it up and I was like, oh my god! I go, Harry, no!

We can't do this! Exactly what she said You didn't get any fenni flutters? Nothing? No? Alright Can I be honest with you? I tried to screenshot it. It wouldn't let me. I'll text it to you. Will you text it to me?

Yeah. I have a lot of people that want to see it. I'll let it post it on our story. I like that. I honestly- The amount of people that are like, I want to see it. I'm like, I couldn't- I couldn't- It wouldn't let me screen chat.

I was sitting there. Put it up on the projector. You ready? Three, two, one. I'll get arrested. How many girls did that picture go to? Three. Three.

Which is, in my defense, it's down. That's down than what it used to be. We used to, okay, any of my friends... Who else? Don't worry about it, the other two bit. So, whatever, that's all I'm saying. It worked on the other two. No, but here's what me and my friends do.

We call it carpet bombing, okay? So, which is a terrible phrase. But if you're like, you just send a nude to every person you're talking to and see which village it is. Which is terrible. But hold on, hold on. If you're trying to become a husband, is that the best move?

Just rapid fire dick tips everywhere. I'm growing. I'm learning. It was, it had three, it's usually like five to ten. So three is like good, but also I'm like, no, these are selective. Like I've really thought about these people. Okay, I'm honored.

I'm honored. I won't lie to you guys, so now that I'm back dating again and I'm back on Raya, I am recycling photos as well. Are you really? No, I'm not sending them on Instagram. I'll send you one. I will. The same thing, I'm not fully naked, it's just lingerie.

But you guys wanna know a secret? This is what you have to do. Because if you save a photo to your camera roll, you can see when it was taken. So I sent it to Justin, I'm in lingerie. Right? Send it to Justin? So. I'm trying to help you guys out. Okay, so what I do is I go to Justin and I's pictures and I resave it to my camera roll

so that there's a new timestamp on it. And then I also rapid fire photos. You got this? Wow. That's great. I would see how to screenshot it. Well, you're sending them on Instagram so people can't screenshot it.

Well, I text them, Nick, bitch. Well, next time text us, mate. If you responded something nice, then I would have been like, here's the whole collection. In your text messages. Were you so mad that I was like, no? I was actually a little bit offended. I was like, oh fuck, I misread that.

And he's like, oh, Harry, no, still love you. Then I'm like, fuck, OK. Wait, and then you sent me a voice note in the shower. And you're like, oh, sorry about that. Yeah, I'm just getting ready for phase two, just in case you appreciated it. Okay, the best part of the whole story though, I go, ah, it's okay, I still love you

and you're like, I love you too. And then we just carried on, like nothing ever happened. That's how it goes. Don't mention it ever again. Well, until now, I forgot about it. Until now in front of everybody. Okay, but you, I don't know if you guys heard him on the podcast the first time, you

plan incredible dates. Like any girl is lucky to go on a date with you. So I don't know, since I saw you last, tell me about the best date you've been on. I haven't been on one. Not one. I'm trying to plan one for New York tomorrow, but. Okay, what are you planning? Well, I wanted to find like a really like sneaky restaurant, but I think this guy's scamming me. I just sent him $300.

Oh no! I'm gonna find a sneaky spot, and then I've got my friend's really expensive car and a driver. And then I said, can you have $20,000 cash to get a fancy? Just like $27,000. No! You don't want a girl who likes you for your money! Well, it's New York. I'm probably gonna be there for a while. That's true, it's New York. Who's it with? No, I can't tell you.

POPULARITY! That one. You're gonna have an awesome date tomorrow. Yeah, you brought her tonight. I love that. I haven't been on any fun dates. Have you been on any? Yeah, yeah, on this. No, I'll tell you why. So, I was dating someone around New Year's, I ended that, and then I was like, I'm not dating. Okay, let's move on.

You always have multiple celebrity crushes. Is there a new one? Jessica Alba. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh my god, I'm gonna piss on you. It's crazy. She looks good. Yeah, I was at a party, guys. I don't know why I'm talking like we're just like hanging out.

Just gonna give you a trouble. But I was at a party and she was there and I like almost cried. I'm like, this is crazy. Why is she here? Does she know I exist? And then I told my friend, I was like, I've got the biggest crush with her. Like, I'll be the father to any child ever. I'll do whatever she needs. The rest of the life. And then as I was leaving, because it was getting close to my bedtime, my friend goes, she just asked for you.

I started dropping my keys, dropped everything, I ran back inside to go find her. She did not ask for me, she had no idea who I was. She was like, why is this guy sweating, looking for me, for Jessica? What is fucked up from your friend? Well, she was nice to feel wanted for a little bit. Just for a minute. For a minute.

Yeah. Oh my god. What's the craziest thing you've done to get a girl's attention? No. Yeah. No, wait, someone said we know? What did I, wait, what did you know? I feel like you have so many stories. No, I just, I don't know. Whatever. I don't know what I've done. Is there, nah, I feel like I'm so many stories. No, I just, I don't know.

I don't know what I've done. I feel like I'm gonna be here. But like the most recent one that I've done is like, obviously this is really bad, I'm bringing it in. But a lot of people, the LA fires were pretty scary. And I was DMing every famous lady that I could just to make sure that the family was safe from the fires. Oh my god! I was literally, and Chloe kind of actually never heard from me before, I was like, Hey Chloe, hope you and the family are safe.

Like she knows me. And then save the disco hour, but that was my opening line. I legitimately was like, Hey, hope you and the family are safe from the fires, if you need anything I'm here. She had no idea, right? No responses? No. No. No. Why would they?

Like, this random guy is like, hey, I'll help you with the files. I'm pretty much a store. How's your AI going on Instagram? It's crazy. I... He has AI set up on Instagram so that everyone who DMs him gets a response from his AI.

And he's out there just No, it's it's a lie. There was one today. They replied to this story with flowers about happy International Women's Day by the way guys. Congratulations. I love you all. Harry brought me the most beautiful flowers you guys he is a gentleman. He is. I was trying. But I posted the flowers in elevator and someone responded said wish that was in person But with you naked on top of me No! And then I goes hey, let's keep it sweet like the flowers women's

Women's day is about appreciating amazing ladies like you. This is to a male by the way No! And then he goes what does this day mean to you? But like every story replied is, this guy is done is like super sexual. And it's like, thanks. I'm just gonna say David. Thanks David. Just showing off these guns after leg day.

Like, it was, I wasn't doing anything. It was just a selfie. I don't know. It lies. Oh my god, that's amazing. I love him. Alexa, are you here? Stop. Alexa just said, hey, are you here? Stop.

Yeah. Alexa just said, hey, Harry, at the show right now. Hey, which show are you at? Spill the tea. Brother, I'm right here. I love your AI. Yeah. And then some people get really, like, really crazy

and it turns itself off. So just don't say anything crazy. We'll keep going. Oh, my. Now you guys all have to DM Harry and see what response you get. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, let's do it.

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Oh, is that me and my ba- No, this is the funniest thing. I had to call my ex up on it. I was like, why are you saying this? She said that me and my best friend Carter, she walked in and I was fucking. And then I was having sex with my other friend Stacey. And I was like, first of all, if I was dating Kara, this would save my career. This would be the best thing for me. Like, unfortunately, like, we're not dating and then my friend Stassi as well, I was like, I've never been with any of these people.

None of that happened. Not yet. Not yet. Sorry, maybe she's manifesting it, I was like, this is actually, she's onto something. There you go. I actually do hear a lot of stuff about me, which I'm like, this is actually, she's on to something. There you go. I actually do hear a lot of stuff about me, which I'm like, this has never happened,

but just keep going. This is what I said to my ex. I said, if you're gonna say stuff, please just say it on TMZ so that people keep talking. Because this is good for me. So are you in the camp, all press is good press? No. No.

No, like if I was, like what Kanye West is doing, not good press. No, no, Like if I was like what Kanye West is doing, not good friends. Fair. No, no, that is the worst friend. Yeah. So, I don't think so. Have you ever planted your own story? Of course.

Every day. Anytime I break up with someone I'm like, fuck it, should I like put this on the team page? Like how do we do this? No, there was one recently and I was like, how do famous people do this stuff? I'm really scared and then I'm like, do I just get a fake account and comment it everywhere? No, no, I have two fake accounts by the way. Do you have a fake account? Yeah, but I just got over it.

I just started doing it on my normal way. Like, it's me, motherfucker. It's me, we're talking shit. Wait, have you planted a story? I've never planted a story, but... Let me show you. I've commented, well not me personally, but we've commented off the record. Ugh, boring.

Yeah, boring, come on. Get messy. Should I get messy? I've had 20 fucking years of being messy. The worst thing I did was I made a fake fan page for one of my exes to try and get in their fan page group chat to see what they were talking about. I swear to God. It was like 2021 and I was like, I need to infiltrate, I need to know what's going on

over there in the camp. That's genius. But I made them a sake of posting photos of the IHAD. Stop it! I was like, wow, they look so good together. But I made an assake of posting photos on the IHAD. Stop it! I was like wow they look so good together. Did she get back together? She knew obviously.

What did she say? Whatever. We didn't get back together after that. And then we didn't. Oh Harry fucking killed me. But now, not doing that. Unless...whatever. Kill me. Yeah, but now I'm not doing that. When it comes to notoriety, it's it could be really hard to date right? How can you tell if a girl likes you for you or just your fame?

Actually, I don't know if I can figure it out, to be honest. I'm just enjoying people being around me, and I'm like, this is fun. Whatever you need. Lift it up. And then I'm like, people might get angry at you. People might get a little bit sassy, but whatever. Okay.

But have you ever been with a girl, and you're like, ah, I can just tell? Yes, actually. Oh, sorry, I don't know why I'm so excited. I swear to God, there was this one girl, and she was... What's her name? Yeah, good question. What was her name?

Oh, no. Come on. Yeah. I know. She's gonna call it right now. Let me call her. No. You seriously don't remember her name?

No, because I just had her handle say it. Oh my god! You know when the guys would meet a girl at the bar and they're like, they say her name is like, girl with the big tits with the blue eyes. G-Wagon girl. G-Wagon girl. G-Wagon girl! No, no, no, but what happened was we were like hanging out. We never hooked up. We never did anything.

We started like, I was trying to take her on a date. And as we were waiting for my car to pull up in the ballet, she just started making TikToks. And I was like, what are you doing? And I was like, I'm... She's like, just get in the background and dance. I was like, I have no more. You guys tell me. I don't know how to fucking dance.

And the second I was like... I was maybe 20 minutes ago, like we were waiting, I'm not fucking dancing. And the second I was like, I was maybe 20 minutes ago, like we were waiting for my car to come up, to go to dinner, and I booked her a hotel room, canceled it. Oh, whoa. I was so off it, I dropped in the hotel, I went on my Marian app, and I was like, fuck that.

I'm out of here. And then she was like, wait, what are we doing later? I'm like, no. What did you say to her to be like, like I'm dropping you back off? No, she's like, you can't post we do it later? I'm like, no. But what did you say to her to be like, like I'm dropping you back off? No, I'm just like, you can't post that. Like what are you doing? Okay, so you were just honest with her,

like what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I was like, this is not, she posted it anyway. She's like 30 pounds and- Oh my God, yeah, that's definitely a huge red flag. Yeah. Damn. But so am I, whatever. No, you're husband material now, Harry. Fuck.

Okay, what about, have you ever hung out with a girl who didn't know who you were and then you were like, I'm gonna get her with my fame. Like I need to let her know who I am. Every day. To be honest, I just don't think I've done anything yet. You're a big deal, Harry. Really? No, okay, like to explain it, like when Toa of the Herald came out, it was in COVID. So like our whole life was changing, but like it was just on your phone.

So like my friends were still like bullying me and nothing was like different. So it's still like weird to me when people like come up and then I'm like, oh, this is so exciting. Like I just have way more friends now instead of like, oh, is he famous? Which is kind of crazy, like what have I done? I just had sex with he being cried.

Like, I'm not, I'm not anything. That's actually such an interesting point, though. Yeah, like you weren't out in the wild when it all happened for you. I know, if I was out in the wild when that shit was done, Charlie Sheen type shit, it would've been, it would've been us. Yeah, I can see it, I can imagine.

How many girls are currently in rotation right now? Just one. Swear to God? Well, no, no, like I think we ended things, but like it's, guys, you be proud of me. It's actually been really mature. Like it's actually been really good. Like I said, hey, I'm done with this.

Let's not talk out of respect for each other. We did talk a little bit and I didn't call her for this. Stop. Yeah. Stop! She's really cool. So you still like her what are you gonna do?

I'm probably gonna cry. How do we get her back? Probably self-sabotage her. You think oh so you think you fucked it up? No it's just like it's not meant to be or is it? No it's not thank god. Or is it? Oh, it's not, thank God. Or is it? Aw, but you still like her.

I know I do. I can't, you know, don't say it. What? No, I didn't. I'm not gonna tell you my secret. I'm not gonna tell you when I saw your secret is safe with me. When did your celibacy end?

Because last time I saw you, you were really on a roll. You were a born again virgin. When I met her, it was just like electric. I've never had sex like that. What are we doing? Really? Yeah. Wait, what?

What? It was exactly like that. Yeah, yeah, it was good. What about you? Have you been getting sick? What? No! Have you been getting sick down? Guys, please be blowing her back out. Let's go. Come on, Kristin. Tell everyone. The last time I had sex was New Year's Eve. You're a liar.

I swear on my fucking life. I literally was like, I'm done dating, I'm preparing for my podcast tour. I gave it up for about six weeks. Preparing for my podcast tour, so I'm gonna stop having sex. I would double that shit up. I'd be trying to fuck three people a day.

We gotta give the girls a story. What are we doing? We need some famous sausage out here so we can tell the girls. Who's the most famous guy you fucked? Go. I think everyone's on the fucking internet at this point. Jesus Christ, you can Google it.

I mean, I'm not. Really? Yes, there's a few. No. Wow. We've been busy for the last 20 years. I took 10 years off though, obviously. You took 10 years? Well, I was married.

Oh, that's insane, down. Oh my god. Oh, have you only been with the one girl since? I have. Oh, I'm proud of you. I have. I'm really proud of you. So where did you send the dick pic to me in all of this? Oh my god.

Oh my god. Well, I saw you in December. Yep. This dick pic came way later. No it didn't. Pull it up. Pull it up all through. I took that photo. Time stamp on that bitch. No, I think it was January. We're in March now.

Probably January. Yeah, so we're chilling. Okay, so we're in the clear. Yep. Who has been your favorite celebrity hookup? Oh, no. Oh, no. He has to tell us, right, you guys?

Yes! This is what's beyond us. I love you. Beyond us. I don't know. I don't know if I can. Here, whisper it in my ear. No, because you're mine!

No, we don't! Christian! Christian's my favorite. You're not the fuck off! No, I can't say it, I can't say it. Just spell it for us. What? No, who can pick it?

Can I tell you who I think it is? Miley Cyrus Okay fine, who's the celebrity hookup that we don't know about? Miley Cyrus Can we move on to this? Anyone else you want to throw in that mix though? There's some international artists but you guys don't know Wait, what? People all around the world There's some international artists, but you guys don't know. What? What?

People all around the world. I think you have a whole list of people. I actually do. Pull it up. No, I'm just saying. Move on, move on, move on. Move on, okay, okay, okay. Okay, wait, so.

Whoa! What? Come on! Her number? Let's call her. No, they said, what's my number? Oh, give them your number, Harry. No, I think they have a new episode.

Guys, it's 12, okay? Yes! Let's call her. No, this is what's my number. Oh give them your number Harry Guys it's 12 Of course Okay, but you guys seriously Harry is taking this husband thing very seriously he gave up drinking right how long you been right? Yes I thought you been...right? Yes. Right? I thought you told me you're not drinking right now. I'm not drinking. So how long has that been?

I'm checking my server app. Checking in. Wait, what is this? I don't know. Two months. Oh my god, that's great! Yeah. Itater was with five months. Crater was crazy.

I'm proud of you. And then I'm meant to be one month and 12 days of porn, but I fucked up this morning. This is really freaky. I don't know what to do in a hotel room. I'm just like... How... Well, what else are you doing to become a husband? Not drinking.

You're only talking to one girl. Yeah. Okay, you're giving women flowers, this is very sweet. Yeah, I got a whole set of flowers. Yeah, I mean honestly, and they were you guys, like fucking in a huge bouquet. Trying to impress her. What else are you doing? Sending dick pics? Crying, hanging out with my dogs.

I don't want to go out, I'm really boring now. I'm trying to develop shows and be like a producer and be like, I should be serious about my out, I'm really boring now. I'm trying to develop shows and be a producer and be like, oh, I should be serious about my life. She's really boring. I should just be drunk and have sex with her. I miss my mom. I'll be back. One day you'll be back.

I'll be back tomorrow. Do you cook at all? Yeah, just the worst food ever. Like, guys, I just put everything in one pan and I'm like, this is good. This is sweet as. I'm not very good at it. OK, I have a question though.

When you do meet the one. I fuck her. I mean, what? Fuck. Okay, when you get married, will I be invited to the wedding? If you're objecting, for sure. Why are you self-sabotaging?

Stop! Of course you're invited. Yeah, you're my mistress. If things don't pan out here pretty soon, I'm down honestly. I'm hard out there in the dating world you guys. I feel good about this for you. I think you're going to find the one here pretty soon. Yeah, I think she's here tonight. She is. We're going to scour the audience here pretty soon.

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But you guys wait, I have someone else that I want to pull up. The real podcast listeners are gonna know who this is because he's the OG OG you guys. Do you guys remember when I talked about my 8th grade boyfriend Johnny? Who I lost my virginity to? He's here! Fucking crap! I don't even know where he ditched. He's like I'm not fucking coming. Here! Johnny Krab! Wait, where is he? I don't even know where he ditched. He's like, I'm not fucking coming.

Johnny! Give it up for Johnny, you guys! You guys, honestly, can you imagine? Like, Johnny has real balls for coming up here right now. Was it good? Oh my god! Wait, what? He's got the same cherry.

I don't know how to go on after an accent. What's he saying? He's got an accent. That's not fair. I'm just trying to say, was it good? Was it fun? I mean, we were both virgins. Great.

Wait, when was the last time we saw each other? I think it's been at least 15 years. At least. I mean, because we stayed in touch after eighth grade, because my mom lived in Barrington. So is anyone here from Barrington? I was going to say in the meet and greet, there was a couple people from Barrington.

Shout out Barrington. But I would go and visit my mom, and we stayed in touch. So we saw each other after eighth grade. But it's probably been literally 15 years. Wow. Is here? She was here and she really wanted to see you. She left?

I came here for her. I know, she really wanted to see you. I know, Ruh, but that's fine. Also, you look the exact same. He looks the exact same that he did in eighth grade. It's wild. He looked like this in eighth grade? That's crazy.

With a beard? Not beard at all. He was being held back. I had a beard at 11. That's crazy. I know.? Not beard at all. He was being held back. I had a beard at 11. That's great. My wife was broke until I was 16. Okay, so I've talked about Johnny on the podcast and I've spoken very highly of the young loves that we had.

I really, Johnny was impactful for me. Would you say that we were in love? What do you say? That's not fair. Yeah, for as love as you can be in eighth grade, I would say yes. That's very convincing. It's true! So jealous. I think so. I think we had like an innocent, immature love.

Yeah. What was your favorite memory of us? I hate this. Gary, are you uncomfortable? So jealous. Tell us. With the mic on or the mic off? Hey, clearly, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. I mean, we had a young love.

I think most people don't ever get that. Yeah. We got off the bus together. We'd walk to school. We'd walk home. I think most people don't ever get that. Yeah. We got off the bus together, we'd walk to school, we'd walk home. I know.

And I'd sneak into your room at night. I know! Thank God my mom left. I'd go to school with wet shoes, because I would run to and from, and it was dewy grass it was in the middle of the night literally okay you guys you're gonna die so I my room was on the like main you know the whatever the fuck I'm trying to say the main

level the lower level thank you and so I would wake up in the morning and I would have like poems on my window. You'd wake up next to me. I love you. Well yeah, sometimes you would be there. But when you weren't there, you would like come over in the middle of the night and put up like poems and I love you and I'd wake up like what? That's the podcast version. That's what? That's the podcast version.

Well that is true. I mean we also did dirty shit too. Tell us. Tell us. I mean it is. It's true I would come in late at night and I'd leave early in the morning many times I know always so you would do it like before you left those were other nights Kristen no that's what I'm saying yes you would sneak in and spend the night that is true and then other nights when sneak in and spend the night. That is true. And then other nights when you didn't spend the night, you would like come over in the middle of the night and surprise me.

I would, I would leave you gifts and notes. Yes, like in eighth grade? What? That's unheard of. That's so sweet. It was all downhill from there. Okay, but are you guys ready for this? To be clear, you would actually greet me

in outfits just like this. It's very, I saw you guys ready for this? To be clear, you would actually greet me in outfits just like this. It's very... I saw you come out in this and it's hard. It's really hard to sit here. Hey, hey, let's go, bitch. Let's go. Let's go, look. Oh my God.

I like these kicks, by the way. These are good, yeah. A little bromance happening. What is happening? Okay, but hold on, I wanna talk about something. So I we broke up. When did we break up freshman year? Before that. You got you got kicked out of school. I did but we were still together during that. I talked about it on the podcast. Open book. You can't say shit. Okay, tell me more, tell me more.

So I moved to Laguna my freshman year of high school in October and the second I moved to Laguna, you hooked up with my best friend, Lainey. Legend. Oh. Who's better? It fucked me up. He's the reason I was a fucking heartbreaker.

He's the reason I was a fucking heartbreaker. So before you left, we broke up and you were like sampling Barrington. I was what? Sampling Barrington. I didn't fuck up with anyone in Barrington. Oh you did? Name a name. Wish it was me. I think your memory skewed a little bit you you left but before that we broke up a while before I know I don't think that we broke up like the second but still

you looked up at my best friend a while later sometimes I change the narrative of my own head to suit what I want. even remember Tommy. Exactly. Is that a picture of Tommy? Later, I'll show you later. The fact that I black shit out of my memory is kind of scary. It's convenient. Very convenient. I have done with Tommy? Who the fuck is Tommy? I'll break his nose.

Bring Tommy out. Tommy's the man. It just was bad timing. Bad timing. Holy shit. I didn't blame Tommy, I blamed. You know what? It was 20 years ago, you guys kissed the makeup. 20, a lot more than 20 kiss makeup.

Wow, this did not go how I planned. Fucking Tommy. Okay, fair, well I'm sorry that I broke your heart. I'm trying to take accountability for everything. You were always a heartbreaker. This narrative that it starts with me is. Okay, I'm sorry that I broke your heart. I'm trying to take accountability for everything. You are always a heartbreaker. This narrative that it starts with me is... Oh, yeah, I guess that was me. That's what I say about my life, but no one believes me.

Okay, I take full responsibility. I'm sorry that I broke your heart. And yeah, I can't blame you anymore. You're right. I'll do a whole other podcast episode about what a fucking bitch I am. But I really appreciate you being here, but also coming up on stage. I know this is not easy. Yeah, of course.

So thank you. You guys, give it up for Johnny. Woo! Oh my God, I'm such a bitch. Yeah, so what actually happened? I guess I'm the one that was sledding it around. I don't know. I don't even, like, the fact that I don't even remember

who this person is is really fucked up. What the fuck? That's when I started drinking, you know? I'll just use that as an excuse. Yeah, in eighth grade. I have, what'd you say? In eighth grade. I did.

I started smoking pot and drinking and having sex in eighth grade. I was a horrible kid. No one else? Thank God. When did you? How old is eighth grade? I don't know what that is. It's like 13, 14. Wow. I was born that, actually.

I grew up fast. Yeah, I was born in 2014. Jenny? Is that who you lost your virginity to? Yeah, Jenny. Where's Jenny now? I don't know. Should we find Jenny? Jenny!

Surprise. I've been with Jenny all night. Okay, so question for you guys. Do you guys believe in mediums? Yes! Psychics? Have you guys listened to Cindy on the podcast? Yes!

What if I told you she was here and she's gonna do a little love greeting for both Harry and I. Please welcome Cindy LeFrance. I'm knighted, hi! You guys, I have known Cindy. She's the best. For, it's been seven years, I think, right? That was for me. Has it been seven years since we met? It's been a long time.

In Chicago. I know, we met in Chicago. Yeah. I think it was 2019 for your Uncommon James store opening. Have you guys been to the one here? Yeah. So good. Cindy did the aura readings at my store opening. Have you guys been to the one here? So good. Cindy did the aura readings at my store opening. It was amazing.

Back in the day, because I used to carry a huge ass camera set up around. I kind of ditched that. That didn't work during COVID. Do you not do aura readings anymore? Not as much because it's just cumbersome. That thing is a bitch to carry around. It's fucking heavy. It is.

I don't have a guy helping me. You need a guy to work. I mean, I'll hire you. Are you for? It's fucking heavy. I don't have a guy helping me. You need I'll hire you. Are you for? No, I'm saying I wish I had that He's gonna carry it around. Oh my god. That's great How do you handle something like this when there's so much energy around like are you picking up on things? Constantly for everybody. I mean the amount of stuff that you guys have said that I picked up on earlier is is out of control Really? Like I didn't know Johnny was gonna be here and I wrote down the name John

earlier yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's so fucking good you guys everything she says comes true and you believe in this stuff right Harry yeah I have lots of things I want to save it for the pod I have lots of things I wanted to save it for the pod She was like, there's an empty bottle of tequila I was like, tell me who did it, like, surely you can figure it out He's like, which way did they go? It's not like that, and I was like, just do like a death survey but then tell me who drank all the tequila

She's like, no I'm like, I think we all know I think it- We all- well, if you guys were here for the first show We all should have got that bottle of tequila Holy shit Yeah Okay, so we thought this would be fun

because Harry's becoming a husband, as we all know. Love it. And I've been a little unlucky in love, but it's fine. So we're gonna do a little love tune-in for both of us. I know, I can't decide who I wanna start with first. Yeah, it's up to you. I kinda wanna go with you because like. Okay.

Thank God. Sorry Harry. Sorry. You're not in the hot seat yet. You're not in the hot seat yet. She told me before, she's like, I recorded something before. I did I also read for like half of the Zone I was getting in the zone. It was fine. Okay, wait, I have to start with you Kristen

So I took a picture because I'm like, she's not gonna believe me So I took a picture for the first time ever. I was tuning in you give you guys watch the other podcast episodes I do little mini readings and guess what fucking card came out for you? I'm scared. The engagement ring. Shut the fuck up! No, I'm fucking kidding you. You're right.

Told you guys. I would marry her. You would keep me laughing. Yeah, so I was like, oh my god, this is amazing, and I kept picking up, I mean, Taylor Swift, love her or hate her, I love her. But you know how she's met her boyfriend at the end of her eras tour? I feel like you're gonna meet your husband. After my podcast tour?

Yes! Ah! But hold up, I kind of feel like there's a- That's in like a couple days. Yeah, wait, what? You're gonna be in New York at the end of this. I'll be right back. I'll be right back.

But I kind of feel like there's gonna to be a part two of the tour. I know it's not, I don't know. I was thinking of like a second, like, I don't know, iteration, you know, whatever. I'm here for it. So it might not be next week. Just to like get myself off the hook. Oh, wait, it's after my next tour? That's going to take me so long to plan. This one's going great though.

I've known about this for like a year. It's going to be a wedding and then a wedding. Yeah. next tour. That's gonna take me so long to plan. This one's going great though. I've known about this for like a year. You have to plan a wedding and then... You have to plan so much stuff. You have to plan so much stuff. And then the other thing that was coming through for you, and I feel like this is great for anyone who's single, is to treat dating like kind of like when you're shopping.

So like... Love that. Well like you know when you're going out shopping and you're looking for something, like a pair of shoes, a pair of jeans, a jacket, and you can never fucking find it. Like when you're on a mission, you're like where the fuck is it? And then when you're just like out in the world

shopping with your bestie, all of a sudden you're like spending all this money and you're like I wasn't supposed to be shopping, but you find all the great stuff when you're not really looking for it. So I feel like that's another thing that was coming through for you of like, you're doing a great job with this. I feel like you're really thing that was coming through for you of like, you're doing a great job with this.

I feel like you're really letting go. You're just, whatever's gonna happen is gonna happen. And then the other thing I was picking up for you is just because it's not wrong doesn't mean it's right. Hold on. Say that again. Just because it's not wrong doesn't mean it's right. Just because it's not wrong doesn't mean it's right.

Right. And that is like. I wanna make that a t-shirt. Okay, wait, I, I got it. Just because it's not wrong doesn't mean it's right. Right. And that... I want to make that a t-shirt. Okay, wait, I came up with it. Okay, all right, you do it. Wait, how does that work? So, just because... Okay, so even if you're dating someone, you're like...

It's not... There's nothing wrong here. Right. But that doesn't mean it's right. Yeah. I know, I love that. Oh, yeah, this is almost in Mark's. Mark, I mean... What did you say? Mark. Bob. I know, I love that. Oh yeah, this is on some markups. Markups, yeah, I mean. What did you say?

Mark. Bob. I mean, yeah. Yeah. I could be an asshole, but I wanna. Who the fuck is Bob? Move on. Come out, Bob.

Move on, I'll tell you later. Oh my god. Move on. Actually, the fact that you just said that is fucking genius. Should I stay on Raya? Oh, well... It's passing time. I vote no for Raya.

Partly because, has anyone ever been to a wedding where the couple met on Raya? I'm gonna go with no. I know, I just, I didn't mean to get back on, I was at a dinner and I just re-signed up and then I... I feel like it's a no. I will say, I wouldn't be surprised if the person you end up with may have been on Raya, but I don't think you meet there. Okay. Oh, are you on Raya?

Here it is. You just helped me with my profile today. Yeah, you just got him on. Yeah, because I was like, I'm a Tinder king. Shout out Tinder, biggest sponsor ever. Love you guys so much. But I'm on Tinder, and then apparently Raya's the Place, so thank God, you can just point to me. Okay. We see what's happening here. Wait, okay, this is all really good stuff.

Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna keep shopping. Yeah. That's what I took away from it. Yeah, just keep shopping. Great. And then the only other thing I was gonna say is,

the, you know how there's like a secret menu at Starbucks? No. Oh my god. I didn't know that. You guys know what the secret menu is? At like any restaurant, right? Like you order- I've missed it out.

Is that a Chicago thing? No, I don't think so. I mean, it's everywhere. Like you order off the secret menu. Okay, this is a bad analogy then. We can scrap this. She's good at a joke. She does the secret menu.

This is crazy. She just picks them up. She knows. She just picks him up. She knows. She sees him, intuitively. Holy shit. I walked right into that. I walked right into that, thanks Harry. Thanks for that, you're doing a lot of good reputation.

He's a comedian actually. I see that. Well, what I was gonna say is that when you're out dating, and this is for anyone who's single, is like as you're ordering things or like noticing things in your life Definitely like say to your guides of the universe like hey I want more of that or I'm looking for this and like have a little secret menu in the back pocket of like things that

You're looking for okay So then the universe can like deliver the secret thing that only you have like in the back of your head your list Do you know what I mean? Yeah, like like special things like to hold the like they hold the door open, or I don't know, they notice you that? Every day. Oh my God. Yeah. If you date me, you'll never have to touch a door and open it, see that?

I love it. I think I'm in love. Is this like auditioning for, to be the next boyfriend? This is actually a dating show, we're on. This is a dating show? Okay, got it, got it. I mean, it makes sense that you're on here now. Yeah, okay.

Okay, no, I like this. I think I need to get, we've talked about this, I need to get more specific about, well, I mean, I have like broad strokes, but I think I need like more detail. Broad strokes, that's crazy. You know, I just aged myself so much. Broad strokes.

It's actually a production word, okay, so fuck off. But I need to get more like detailed. I feel like it's the little things and otherwise how are you going to know it's the guy when he shows up if you don't have like a secret thing in the back of your head that you're kind of looking for hoping for wanting. Okay. Okay. Yeah, this totally makes sense. Yeah, I love this. Yeah. You're welcome. All right, Harrison. Your turn. Oh, yeah. Okay. Let's go. Oh my god. Okay. Are you guys in love?

I know, like what is happening here? I feel like I'm the host on a dating show. I love these guys. That's why I love this Chicago. Wait, this comes? This Chicago comes? Yes, good job, good job. Big scene.

I love these. Okay, well I want to address something we talked about before because this is going to apply to a lot of people the Saturn return So didn't someone tell you something you explain it really quick That you're going through your Saturn return. Hey, so this girl been seeing she's she keeps telling me my set And it's about to come up here Which is like the most growth you meant to have when between 27 and 30 and I was like girl My dad decided this gets any worse. I'm killing myself. Like I'm so sorry. I'm gonna check out of the chat I was like, girl, my dad just died. If this gets any worse, I'm killing myself. Like, I'm so sorry.

I'm gonna check out. I'm gonna leave the chat. I was like, this is crazy. She's like, but apparently when you, in this period of your life, is when you turn into like the best human ever. So hopefully that happens. Yeah, well it's essentially when you start to like

get away from, you know, being a fuck boy and moving into like things that you really want. But what I was gonna say is that you don't necessarily have to fear it. I don't like when people fear monger with things and make you dread the next two years of your dating life. I feel like it's because you've already gone through something really difficult

that you're gonna come out quicker and it's gonna be easier for you than most people. I'm sick of becoming quick. I'm trying to get her. Five minutes, it's crazy. It's mad. The other thing for you is I don't think you've met her yet. No offense to the girl you're talking to. You knew it wasn't the one. You knew you'd be down. I feel like it's not meant to be.

I haven't met her yet? Have I DM'd her? No, I don't think so. Well, she may have DM'd you, but I don't met her yet? Have I DM'd her? No, I don't think so. I mean, well she may have DM'd you, but I don't think she's on your radar. Basically what I'm saying is that you should look forward to the future, because I don't think you've met your person yet. Does she speak English? Do you want her to speak English? I don't care. Okay, well... As long as she can speak.

Okay. Or she can be nonverbal. This is exciting because she's coming. Before this derails, I do want to say, I feel like I was picking up on your dad when I was meditating earlier, and he kept talking about the suit. So I don't know what you guys, if you had a big conversation with him about what you put him in before he passed, because he kept talking about his suit. And he just laughed. He's like, I don't really care, but you guys made the right choice.

And then I pointed out your sneakers backstage because he's like, he has more sneakers than he has girls or women. So he was basically saying, you can redeem yourself. You're doing great. And then the third thing I picked up from him is that there's more than one way to achieve the dream that you want

in life. You don't have to do it the way that you're going if you don't want to. Sorry guys. I love that. Oh Harry. Yeah. No it's so crazy because how my dad went through us is dying and we got him dressed and we put him in a suit before we put him in a coffin Oh, and then well, I robbed that motherfucker before we lit him up I took his burger stocks his hat his glasses everything else But he would always say this it's kind of crazy he's like there's always two ways the skin of cat Yes, that's what he's saying. He's like there's more than one way to achieve the thing that you want so you don't I mean you don't need to do more of the, you know, bro-y, you know, guy

if you don't want to. I mean, you do what you want to do. I'm not going to, no, there's no judging. There's no judging. How does that make you feel? So sad. Oh. Yeah.

No, no, no, quick. Okay, okay. I want to find more ways. I don't want to do the way that I get girls anymore. It's not very good haha This is work, but yeah, yeah, yeah the fact that you figured that out Yeah, yeah, so good

And then he kept showing me the a P name not his name But someone else's with so I don't know if there's anyone like if a grandparent or someone else is named after that I just saw you have like that on your tattoo on your hand I don't know what that says. I was really drunk. Oh, I was like, what is that? No, no, it's my friend's company. It's a zero.

I'm trying to get it lasered off. I was really drunk. I made a bet. Got it. This is why you don't drink anymore. Yeah, I was like really drunk. They're at Katz. I was like, I'm going to get my name, your company name

tatted on me. And then it didn't work out. So yeah. Damn P name. I'm trying to figure that one out. Think about it. It feels like a nickname like pop or, which is so general. So I don't work out, so yeah. That P name, I'm trying to figure that one out. Think about it, it feels like a nickname, like pop or, which is so general,

so I don't think that's actually it. And then last thing, the watch. Did you get a watch that's like engraved, or are you thinking about it with like his birthday or your like initials on it? No, I kept putting mine on him and I was like, just wear it. Oh, he's talking about that. He's thanking you for that.

Yeah, because I was like, dude, it looks sick on you. Yeah, he's thanking you for that because he's never had anything like that nice yeah he's talking about the watch so he loves it I thought he gave you the watch you gave him the watch yes you know yeah so he loves you one last thing he's been messing with the tech all night I've been noticing him switching out your mic pack and stuff he's he's one messing out with your mic yeah lights tech radio motherfucker? Thanks, Tapp. Lights, tech, radio, all that stuff. He doesn't want people to hear the shit I'm gonna say.

Probably. He's trying to tell you there's another way to do it. You don't have to be this person anymore if you don't want to. So he keeps messing with your mic. Wow, thank you so much. You're so welcome. I love that. Took it to kind of a deep place there. But I'm so happy that you guys are here for it. Cindy is amazing, you guys.

Cindy, thank you so much. Thank you for having me. This was such a treat. I'm so happy. Love you. You guys, give it up for Cindy one more time. Okay. Anne, wait, I'm done with you.

No, oh wait, we're playing a drinking game. I'm not done with you yet. Yeah, oh, I don't know. We're playing a drinking game. Okay, I gotta redeem myself for crying. You have hot sauce shots because you're not drinking. Look, we're gonna go right here. Do you guys know the game Sip or Spill?

Okay, so we're gonna have four questions in front of us, and we're gonna read them, and you have the option to answer the question or take a shot. Well, I'm as white as it gets, I'm not very good with spices. Then you should just answer all of the questions. No, wait, what are the questions? Yes, and you, thank you.

You have the honors of going first. Oh, I'm asking questions? No, those are your questions. Look, I'm gonna put these in front of you. Okay, so go ahead. No, the questions are already done. Let me answer something. No.

Go on. Okay, flip over your card. Wait, I have to pull it up. Yes, you read are already done. Let me ask you something. No. Go on. Okay, flip over your card. Wait, I have to pull it up. Yes, you read your own questions. Sip or spill, have you ever had a secret hookup you kept from friends? Huh. You're not.

No. Have I? You said yes, what's up with you? They're on to you. No, I'm trying to think, guys, I feel like I'm overbooked. I just, I usually would, oh, actually, yeah. Who?

Nah, I can't see. She doesn't. I'm on a fucking fire. No, I'm just gonna do it. Yeah, oh man. Because she doesn't deserve this heat. And also, like. That's nice of you.

She's a pure little soul. Take that hot sauce shot. Oh my god, I'm scared for you right now. It's my turn. Oh, stop. Oh shit. Oh no. Can we get him a chaser?

What is that? What is that? Holy shit. What is? You guys, we killed Harry! Wait, I feel really bad. Are you okay? Yeah.

I feel really bad. Are you okay? I feel really bad. Are you okay? I feel really bad. Are you okay? I feel really bad. Are you okay? I feel really bad. Are you okay? You guys, we killed Harry! Wait, I feel really bad. Are you okay? That's hot sauce. What is that?

Hot sauce! I thought it was a jug, it looks like a bottle. No! It's hot sauce! Oh my god, Harry, I'm sorry. Look at that little next to it. Oh, go! You're up. Fuck. Do you think Harry has what it takes to be a good husband?

You get the easy ones? Who's got the biggest cock out of all the famous guys you've ever met? There we go. There we go. Oh my God, I can't answer that. Yes you can. Say it.

He's a real piece of shit so I'm not gonna give him the credit. This better be a fucking easy one. Okay. Oh, come on. What is? Who was the last person you sexed in? Who am I? My best friend.

Oh my god, I feel so bad now. Do you want a tequila shot instead? No, I can't say it, but she has a great life and she said, don't involve me in any drama. I feel so bad now. Wait, there's more, there's more. I'm psyching, they're coming back to me. Wait, how many people have you been sexting? I don't know. Yeah, pull him up, pull him up.

Or, okay, gosh. I don't want you to do another shot. Okay, how about we can change it. Who's the last person you DM'd on Instagram? We'll go a little bit easier. Pull up Instagram. The last DM. Jackie! Who?

Jackie? Who's Jackie? Jackie? Who's Jackie? I don't know who Jackie is. We do! No you can't scroll down you have to read the top part. No because these are all just dudes talking about doing shit.

Who's that? I don't know I just followed her today. What? Okay read a good one. This part sucks. Oh you're trying- what is happening? Oh I fucked her. Oh!

Hey no, did I DM her? No you can't say that. No really read the top part. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm Oh, I fucked her. Oh, God. Did I DM her? No, you can't say that. No, really read the last girl that you DMed. No, I don't know. Give it to me. I understand Jessica's. I put her by close friends. She's on your close. Jessica Alba is on his close friends. That's incredible.

Because you want to see if she's looking at your shit. Okay, hold on. Oh, this is fun to go through your shit. No, don't. Oh my god. Oh, okay. I got it. I got it. I got it. No, don't say it. I know. I feel bad. Who's Sarah? Who's Sarah?

Sarah and Jen. Oh, that's my sister. Who's Jen? That's my friend's girlfriend. It's Jen Tren. This is pretty boring. This is pretty boring. You're pretty boring. All right, you don't actually have anything that good. Yeah, exactly. OK, you're a good guy.

Yeah. I guess you don't have to do anything. Could you answer the question? Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence? She's on Instagram. That's OK. No, that's OK.

All right, you're up, so. All right, I don't know what the fuck just happened. I was gonna do a family cup. Why didn't you hook up with Harry? That's what I'm saying! Oh god, guys hate when you say this, but I kinda looked at you like a little brother. That's crazy. Wait, incest in Alabama, no one's ever been to this place?

Let's go travel. Wrong city for that. Okay. Oh, I thought you were taking a shot. Who was your favorite hookup of all time? Ooh. Oh my god. Is it Gianni?

That's my best friend. I'll clap his cheeks though if he's not camera. Man, this sucks. This is horrible. I know, I gave you the option with alcohol. Who was my favorite hookup of all time? You still have to look through your phone to figure that out What is what is the list of people you fucked? No.

Harrison! Let me see that. You cannot see- Morella was really great. No. Give us something better. Let me see that. Oh, so that's a long ass list. No, that's only 12 people. Yeah. What's your body- okay, okay, what's your body count?

What's your body count okay, okay, what's your body count? What's your body count? He has no idea. Clearly I do. The fact that you actually have a list in your phone. Okay, she just don't know where you've been. The list never lies. Well, I don't know. My list would apparently be missing out,

like Tommy and I'm sure a few other people. Exactly, if you had it recorded, I could show you who was after Jenny. Look. Okay, give us the number. Uh, it's... Hi. It's less than two. 100?

Oh my god. You dirty dog. No, not 2000, you're crazy. I think we're bored. He's keeping me busy. Jesus. It's like 200 and something, whatever. Wow, you're a dirty dog.

But I'm shocked now because the last person I saw, no more. Right, because now you're becoming a husband. You got your crazy face out of the way. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm dog. I'm shocked now because the last person I saw, no more. Right, because now you're becoming a husband. You got your crazy face out of the way.

I'm so done. Yeah. Who's the most famous person you've talked to recently? I can talk. I wish. I don't think I can. I'm just like... Say it! Tell me the bitch! Come on, let's go! Come on! Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! Here's the problem, I'm talking to multiple people. So I don't want them to be like, what the fuck? You know?

No, you need some friendly competition. Say it. I'll bring you to it. No, I'm not. Jason Momoa. Brad Pitt. I'm just kidding, I wish, this door. No, I'm not. Jason Momoa. Jason Momoa. Brad Pitt. I'm just kidding. I wish. I wish. Jason Momoa?

I wish. Kevin Costner sent all these people my way. But that's not true. So I'll take a shot. OK. I know he had sex with my ex. Kevin Costner did? Jason.

What did she say about Jason? I don't know. She was trying to brag to me. And I was like, this is so cool. No, she was just like, ah, I paint my nails and stuff. And I was like, wow, my girlfriend has sex with really cool people? That's fun. And then she was cheating on me.

With Jason Momoa? Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend? Yeah. Of course. Easy answer. I got caught in high school. I think I'm missing one. Yeah Of course Easy answer I think I'm missing one You can ask me another question

Okay, wow Out of all the famous people you've had sex with Who was the absolute worst? Do we know that? Yes Like you just had them on a pedestal and they came in and they I would have to think about that Brody I mean...

Who's Robby? Robby Williams? Guys, I really have to go through the Rolodex right now. Can you phone now? That's where you need a list? It's so crazy, guys. I don't have a list on my phone. No. I don't fucking know, you guys. I don't know. I'm gonna be shit-faced here.

Boring. I can't think of anyone guys. I don't know. I'm gonna be shit faced here. Boring. I can't think of anyone that's been really bad. Just lie. Just lie. No I feel bad. Say like Morocco or something. Like lie. It's gonna be great for the show. Imagine the abuse if everyone thinks you fucked a fucker up. Sorry. Sorry. I don't know. I don't wanna get the politics. I wish I was, I wish I could say my name and I was that big of a fucking bitch. I

Wish I could say name and I was that big of a I know my bitch but like that's crossing a line That's fucked up. Who's the worst person you've ever been with? No, she was a baby was just horrible That's what I was like. She's just like a girl that I was mountain-adding. Okay. I was like, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm Harry, I love you. You guys give it up for Harry. Thank you so much, Harry. Oh my God. That's it. That's the show. And I fucking love you Chicago. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!