Life Uncut - ASK UNCUT - To enema or not to enema... that is the question

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

Hey Lifers,We're back with your life dilemmas giving you our big sisterly help, advice and sometimes sympathy.Today we are jumping into these questions:1. What do you do when the person you thought you'd spend your life with just all of a sudden decides that they do not want to be with you anymore?2. Do you spit on your toilet paper if you need a bit of a clean up? Or am I completely weird?3. If you enjoy some back door action, do you clear out the pipes beforehand or just wing it?If you have a question you'd like us to answer, please send it in to our DMs at lifeuncutpodcast on the gram! Also please send in your ask uncut aftermath follow ups! We loved bringing you guys the extra episode of follow ups!Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because we love love!! xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their elders, past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today. This episode is recorded on Gadigal land of the Aurora Nation. Hey guys and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut, I'm Brittany and I'm Laura and this is our Ask Uncut episode, our saucy little down and dirty, it actually is a bit dirty this one, episode where we answer all of your deep, your dark and your burning questions.

We call it Therapy Thursday and sometimes it's there, no that was not seductive at all, if that's what you would call me for. I just feel like every week I try and get weirder and it just doesn't, I mean, it gets weirder, but it doesn't get better. It definitely gets weirder. But no, we call it Therapy Thursday, but sometimes I think it's just as much therapy for us, Laura,

than it is for anyone else. Oh yeah, the amount of self-development, self-growth I have done because I've had to research things for questions that you have asked, it's been very beneficial. Sometimes when I'm answering a question and giving my advice, my internal monologue is like, Brittany, clock this and take your own advice. also when we get into one of the questions from today sometimes there's a bit too much research

that goes into it there's a bit too much trying to unpack what is the right and wrong way about doing things and some of it did you go and give yourself an enema did you take the due diligence one step too far we may be talking about anal sex on today's episode not from personal experience but from the experience and the lived moments of you guys lived experience yeah that's it this one is not coming from person daily mail before and i know as soon as we put out an episode like this where there's some conversations about anal play there's a daily mail journalist listening to this right now just hoping that we say something messed up they are rubbing their little mitts together let me tell you you will not find anything personal here we've all tried it it's not for us

before no judgment though that'll be straight before we do get into it though i if you follow me on instagram i just wanted to say something and i feel like it's brunie underscore hockley go follow her also at lady in a cat that is not what I was gonna say no if you follow me on instagram you might have seen a couple days ago I am very hormonal at the moment I thought you were about to say I'm very horny aren't we all yeah like I'm horny too I'm hormonal I'm horny they come hand in hand right um no I'm very hormonal at the moment I don't know why that is don't know if it's that time of the month I don't know if my emotions have just been so high for the last couple of months, but I'm, I'm crying a lot. Things are touching me a lot.

Not, not physically. I can confirm. Definitely not physically. Also still getting weird on this episode. Don't worry guys. Nothing and no one is touching me. Things are touching me like emotionally. They're pulling my heartstrings, but I wanted to just say the stuff that is going down in our discussion group on Facebook at the moment, I hope, and I know there's 60,000 members. So I know, not all of you are members, but a lot of you obviously are 60,000 of you. It's a really big, beautiful group. And I think a lot of people still don't know the stuff that goes down in the group. They don't know what it is. And look, there is not a lane. There is not a theme. There's nothing that I can say goes on in the Facebook group because so much goes on. But what I wanted

to say is lately you guys have just been the best humans and so much good is coming from it that I just felt really, I just wanted to shout out every single one of you and every single lifer that's involved in it, for being such good humans. And you yourselves have created that group. You yourselves contribute to it every day. You're the ones that are helping people. You're the ones that are supporting each other. And it's so like, it's so nice to see that. I just wanted to make sure you all realize how special you all are and how much you're contributing to each other. Because in the last little, I guess, couple of months specifically, they've done, you guys have done things like Dennis. A lot of you might remember Dennis, the elderly man that was getting kicked

out of his home up north on the Gold Coast. And we had a member, Jamie, who really went out on a limb to help him. She fundraised for him. She got him removalist. She found him new accommodation. She ensured he wasn't homeless. She raised money for him to live a really great life. Then we've had members saving and rescuing animals. We've had people giving to each other when they need it, supporting each other, really, really helping each other. And everything that is happening in that group is happening very organically, just purely because you all have really really good hearts and um like I said I'm emotional but even if I wasn't I just wanted to say thank you to everyone everyone in the group because I'm not crying you're crying

do you know what though I mean we have spoken about the Facebook group since inception like since the very very beginning when it very first started and it's been I mean it's been such a journey because when it very first started it was only a couple of hundred people and then it grew to a couple of thousand people and it was really easy to manage when it was really really small And now there are 60,000 of you in the Facebook group. And you're all wild and we can't control you. Yeah, and we don't moderate. So this is the big thing about the Life Uncut discussion group.

Britt and I and producer Keisha, we are a super small team. We do not moderate that group. We have the... It would be impossible. Well, I mean, we'd have to have a dedicated social media team to do that. And we kind of run it under the impression that everybody who is a part of the Life Uncut community, everyone who is part of the Facebook discussion group as an adult, everyone treats each other with the respect and the kindness that you would treat another adult or that you would

treat any other human and obviously there are definitely times where we have to jump in and we do moderate things and we're like the cranky school teachers when we say hey hey come on guys like let's all be a little bit softer and a little bit more gentle towards each other but recently there have been so many wonderful things that have taken place recently there was a mermaid hair wand that was exchanged and it seems like something that was mundane and for example there was one post that came up recently and one of the Life Uncut members had written, if you could buy yourself anything right now, if there's one thing that you could get for yourself, what would it be? And another Life Uncut member had written that she wanted a mermaid hair wand, one of the things that

make your hair all curly. And you know, you don't know where somebody is in their financial journey. You don't know what somebody's other external pressures are. And somebody else in the Facebook group reached out and sent her the one that she had. And I know that she just said, hey, I'm not using it. So like you use it. Totally. Here it is. I'm going to send it to you. And I know that that is such a small, what seems like an insignificant act, but sometimes these very, very small acts of kindness can have really profound impacts on people's life. And I am so, Britt and I, we are both just so grateful for the Life Uncut discussion group. If you are not a member of there, please go on and join. And just for everybody who contributes to making it such

a special place and such a supportive place, we're so grateful for that. And there are, just so you guys know too, there are hundreds, and that's not an exaggeration, hundreds of posts and comments a day, it's impossible for Laura and I to get on there and respond to everyone. But I want you to know that we see these things going down and we, we discuss them personally. We're lurking in the background. We are, we lurk, like we lurk, but we, we see them and we, we talk about it all the time with each other. We're just like, how bloody good are our listeners? Like how amazing are all these humans? And we feel like we're just like so private. Anyway, that's enough of that. And we're like secretly screenshotting the shit that you guys do and sending it to each other in our WhatsApp

dms that's what's going down so this is your friendly reminder that if you were not part of the facebook discussion group stop what you're doing put us on pause go type in life uncut discussion group join the group and you'll be part of the party anyhow you have something you want to talk to me about okay i have a question for you and this is before we get into actual ask uncut questions now you guys if you are a bit of a maths fan as we all know that i am you may remember a maths contestant from a few years back her name was kathy evans she's been really vocal on social media recently she's had liposuction and she kind of followed her journey of liposuction and cosmetic surgery i remember kathy and most celebrities when they

go and they get cosmetic enhancements they do it on the slide like they don't want people to know but kathy i really got into following her last year because i quite enjoyed how frank she was about the alterations that she was making to her body and she wasn't trying to hide it she was a different person but she wasn't even trying to hide it you know she was like super authentic about it and was, you know, communicating that with her audience. But anyway, this has got nothing to do with that. I just was trying to make the correlation in case anyone had forgotten who she is. Now, Kathy has posted something recently that got me thinking, and it is something to do with children on planes, which we all know can be a very polarizing thing. But she wrote this,

picture this, you're on a flight with a young child seated behind you. For the entire duration of the flight, the child is rapid kicking the back of your seat. However, the back is thin, so you feel every single kick to your spine. The child then starts slapping the top of everyone's head seated in front of them and the noise is insane. Now, she glanced over at the parents to try and visually communicate that she wasn't happy with what their child was doing.

Yeah, like communicate your displeasure with your eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, like a control your child kind of thing. My question is, is it okay for a complete stranger? Because in this, this is wild. Like if a child is doing this on a plane and you are stuck, you're trapped, you can't leave. You've got to put up with this kid behind you

trying to ruin your entire two hours. Different to like a crying child. This is like a misbehaving child. Is it okay to turn around and reprimand the child or do you have to go through the parent? Oh, this is a difficult one. I feel like the right answer, and generally the answer would be go through the parent

if it's just a misbehaving child. But if a child, I'm just trying to put myself, if a child is slapping me physically slapping me in the head I can I can picture this now I'm just imagining a kid hanging over the seat and like banging bongo drums on your head if a kid yes I think that you can say something to the child but you also have to say something to the adult and I think what you say to the child has to be pretty nice like you just have to say excuse me you don't hit people you know like something like that but I think it I think it probably needs to go through the parent like can you contain your child what gets me in this situation is what parent anywhere

lets their child on a plane or not but especially a confined space what what parent lets their child physically be hitting people and drawing on property like a plane because i'm guessing that's what kathy means by tagging yeah drawing on them that they're drawing so this child's drawing on people on the walls on the seats on her on on her like how how is this parent letting that happen I okay like look not defending the parents at all um but I do think that sometimes when your child is occupied no matter what they're doing if they're just occupied you're like I don't need to worry about them like they're not screaming so I'm just gonna like let them go and I don't think that that's the solution obviously if your child is occupied by absolutely ruining somebody

else's time then you're doing a terrible a terrible job of keeping them under control but almost sometimes we can be immune to how annoying they are because they're our kids and we don't we're like we're used to the annoyingness but we think that everybody else is used to annoying kids but you wouldn't let the kids be physically slapping other people on a plane no oh my god do you know what i once did okay the reason why i thought about this is because it brought up a memory from the past a pre-child memory that i had i was very deep that i was at a restaurant this one time and i was sitting in my seat and we were sitting along like a row of chairs that kind of went along the wall so everyone sits on the same row of chairs does that make it like a bench like a

so the tables were all facing the bench and then the people on the opposite side had a chair but I was sitting on a bench and I was next to this child who was on the table next to me now the child had like left their parents and was like right next to my side of the seat on the bench and he had a fork and he was banging the fork against the brick wall next to my head and I had said a couple of times oh could you stop that like I was trying I was on a date and I was trying to have a date have a chat to my date and he was banging I wanted to show him I was good with children I was like I also at the time didn't know whether I wanted kids and I had a really short like patience with children and he was banging and banging and banging and I was like

oh can you please stop that can you please I think I asked about four times I made the eye contact with the parents it didn't commute and then I snapped snapped I fucking snapped I turned around and I yelled at this like four-year-old and I was like could you stop banging that against the wall and that is a precise moment my date exited the building no he actually started laughing but the parents I was expecting the parents to be angry at me like I was like I mean obviously I wasn't like I didn't I wasn't gonna smack the child or anything but I was like I made it very clear that I was not happy and the parents were like see you shouldn't be doing that you know we've told you to stop doing these things but they had become immune to it they were like they're used

to like channeling that shit out you become so good as a parent are like blocking out what your own child does that you just don't even necessarily realize or don't even see how bad it is when it's impacting other people well I guess the I guess being childless I don't I don't know that side of it because I mean I can see my nieces and nephews do it but I definitely have seen the other side I've been you I've been on the bench and I've been I've wanted I have wanted to snap but I'm pretty good but generally I think there is like a rule that you should go through the parents I don't know. I don't know.

I think that if my kids were being super naughty, of course I don't want some stranger to yell at my children at all, but I do think if they were being super naughty, if my kid was being naughty to another kid in the park or if they were like, you know, doing something that is really destructive, I would be, I think, okay with somebody else saying, hey, you need to stop that. Because I think sometimes children will listen.

If they yelled in their face like you. I will drop you. I feel like you would be like, don't you speak to my child like that. Probably, actually, to be fair. And I've definitely been on a plane where I've just, like, let Lola hang over the seat trying to make faces because I'm like, it's cute, not cute to the other person. I have done the thing before where you're on a plane and you know

that the kid's kicking the seat and you're like, okay, I'm just going to let it go for a little while. It might have been a sporadic kick. It might have been an accident. He might have tried to get up, but there's constant kicking. But I've done the thing where you put your head between the seats and just, like, hardcore. Yeah, you penetrate the parent with your eyes.

Like, I know I'm on point with my words today. Stop penetrating the parents on a fly. No, but do you know that deep guttural, like that stare that every ounce of your body is going into that look to the parent, but then you give the, you know, they give the kid a little look. But I think, I don't know. I don't think anyone should go and abuse a child without going through the parents first. But I don't have kids, so I don't know.

But this is what Carly did and it didn't, to no avail. It didn't work out. Here's my question to you guys. Slide into the DMs. Do you think it's okay to get annoyed at somebody else's kid if the parent has decided that they don't care about the behavior? Well, it's sort of like continuing on this. Can you discipline another child?

Like just say it's your friend's child. It might be a sister or brother's child, like someone you know. Are you allowed to discipline them? I think you can discipline them in a way that's like you can give a child a time out or something. Like if they're in your care and they're being really naughty, you can give a time out. But I always find anyway with Marley, like if anybody else tells her not to do something, it's so much more impactful coming from someone else. Like if her aunties or her uncles say, Marley, don't do that.

She is on the floor bawling her eyes out. And if I say, Marley, don't do that, she's like, woohoo, how far can I run away from mum? Watch me run onto the road, mum. Okay. Anyway, that is enough for my question. If you have any thoughts on this, if it's okay or not okay, I would love to know where you sit on this.

What would you do in this situation? And is it okay to discipline somebody else's child? Question number one from the actual questions though. Here we go. Question number one. June last year, I met my penguin or so I thought he was the one that I was going to be with forever. We moved in together and had the most amazing life together.

He is my complete world and I love him so much. My dog passed away and my grandfather passed away, which hit me really hard. Then his older brother passed away and it's just been incredibly hard ever since. However, I have been there for him every step of the way and completely put my life on hold for him because I thought he was the one. Recently, he was telling me that we're going to spend the rest of our lives together and it made me so happy. But then all of a sudden he left me.

I feel like my entire world has been broken he just all of a sudden said he doesn't want to be in a relationship anymore and he doesn't want to be with me anymore he wanted me to leave so I have left the house and he's been packing his stuff up ever since and soon he will be gone and we will not be living together anymore I went back there two times and tried to physically fight for him I don't think she means she physically fought for him but she tried to fight for him and fight metaphorically spiritually literally but he was like a completely different horrible person I've messaged him to see if I could say goodbye since I don't know if I'm ever going to see him again and he won't even see me. And now it feels like he's gone forever. What is the next right step

for me? What should I do now? I guess maybe Brit might be able to relate to this knowing that she has been through a difficult breakup. I just feel so lost. Oh, my heart breaks. This is really, really horrible. Like that is so horrible to be on that receiving end, especially it just sounds like it came really out of the blue for you. Maybe it didn't for him. Maybe this is something that he's been sitting on for a little while but I completely completely feel for you I think there's a few layers to this which makes it difficult because we don't know what reason or if there's any other context that he has given you but from the information you've given us it sounds like you've both been through a really tough time and you both had some pretty big life events happen

to you you had you know your grandpa and your dog pass away and a dog we all know like a dog is a family member that is a really big loss totally and your partner had his brother pass away you haven't given us an age but i'm going to assume that still means that he was probably pretty young if they were really close even if they weren't close this might be something that has been a bit of a delayed reaction for him maybe he's still going through a horrific amount of grief and going through a real process of dealing with that as we know nothing grief and loss and breakups and nothing in life nothing is linear nothing makes sense nothing is out of a textbook I don't know how much time has passed since he has lost his brother but he might be having a

real moment with himself where he's questioning what he wants who he is what life is maybe he needs to go deal with some things emotionally himself internally this is something that we can't answer but maybe you I mean need to try to speak to him about it sounds like you have tried and at the moment it sounds like he doesn't want a bar of that and he, for whatever reason, he might be having an internal breakdown, he needs to go and deal with some stuff on his own evidently and it sucks so much. If you hadn't gone to speak to him twice already,

I would have 100% suggested that you go and try and sit down and have an adult conversation and work out why, but it sounds like you've done that and he still just needs his own space. So you really can't do much else at this moment other than let him go and have a breather, give it some time and then maybe you can go and approach the situation again. I agree with you, Brie. I mean, in every breakup, I would say,

if you still want to be with the person, like trying to- Fight. Fight, yeah, fight. Fucking try and make it work. You know, say all the things- Chain them to the bed. No, don't do that.

Lock them in the basement. Put everything out on the table. During that part of a breakup, when you feel like you've lost somebody who you want to be in a relationship with, you are not going to lose anything by saying everything. In terms of like saying everything that you want to say, telling them exactly how you feel, just giving it that one last ditch effort to try and make

the relationship or change their mind. If that doesn't work, however, there literally isn't anything that you need to do. And it sounds like in this situation, especially when there is death and there is grief and so much grief involved, sometimes it's not something that you can do on your own. Like he needs to one, acknowledge that there is some very, very big life things he needs to deal with and potentially go and get some therapy for that. And I think that like no amount of loving someone, no amount of like a beautiful relationship can fix grief. And he needs to really sit down with a therapist and work through that and talk through how he's feeling. And, but the other part of this is like, I think sometimes when people go through huge amounts of loss and

they're really struggling with grief, a reaction to that can also be to push people away who they love because the fear of losing them becomes very real. The fear of losing things that you're attached to or that you love so much can also just mean that everything is too difficult and you can be blinded by your own personal grief. In what you said, Britt, like that there is no linear way to this, but there is no right and wrong reaction to this. And sometimes when you are so in your own black hole, you take it out on the people that are closest to you. And unfortunately, at this point in time, with him pushing you away in the way that he is and in him saying that he doesn't want the relationship anymore, you have to focus on yourself. You have

to focus on healing yourself more than healing him this is that's his job to do now and that is sometimes so again this is all speculation and we're just giving you our opinions but sometimes that is people's reaction when they're hurting is you said he's been horrible and he's a different person sometimes that is what they do they want to push they want he probably wants you to hate him he probably wants it to be easier to split for him to leave so he's being horrible so that he doesn't have to sit there and watch you cry and and feel bad about it he's probably trying to not feel the guilt because no doubt if you two were saying you want to spend your life together he is going to be hurting as well and he is going to feel guilt like nobody wants to hurt each other

but this is his reaction now we are also making an assumption that this reaction is purely based on him going through something traumatic there is a very good chance that maybe he just doesn't feel the same way and that is also a really really really hard pill to swallow and I know because I've swallowed that pill and also confusing because he's just said in one sentence he said I want to spend my life with you and then in the next sentence he said I don't want to be with you anymore people change their mind and it happens every fucking day and it doesn't make sense it doesn't make sense and it hurts hugely because it leaves you it leaves you with the emotional whiplash where you're like but you said this if only in relationships people didn't change their

mind if only people said I love you and I want to be with you and then didn't cheat or have affairs or you know move on or break up I mean marriages end every single day because people change their mind and I think like that is such a like you said right it's such a fucking hard pill to swallow it's worse it's the most jagged pill it's like it's like Alanis Morissette jagged little pill I get that's how she wrote that song now it's not a smooth little sugar-coated norepinephrine pill that slips right down it's like a big shitty jagged pill but okay the next part of this question is now what can you do and how do you move forward and does it get better yeah it gets better but that could be a long way away and you are no doubt going to go through a

very tumultuous heart-wrenching few months if you guys listen to Tuesday's episode I spoke quite openly about the fact that I'm still going through that I'm still navigating that and it's been months and months and I felt like I should be back on track now I felt like I'd had my lows and I should be on my high now but I'm still having my lows I'm still up and down my ebbs and flows I'm climbing that mountain I'm almost at the summit and then I tumble back down that was a good metaphor I just made that up now but it's the idea is I don't want to tell you time heals I don't want to be this toxic positivity and say time heals all wounds it does for sure well you know what it actually doesn't it doesn't even heal it just gets easier until one day it's easy enough for

you to live with and you don't think about every day and you move forward and that time will come for you, but it's going to take a bit of time and a bit of healing and some really, really low moments. And that's okay for us to feel those low moments as well. As long as you are surrounding yourself with people that will help you and understand, and you're not going through it alone, which I have a really, really bad habit of doing. But once I actually got help and I spoke to Laura and Keisha and some friends, it does get better. But yeah, I mean, I just want to be really honest with you that you're going to feel pretty shitty for a long time. Yeah. And I think one of the big things on this and like the last thing I want to add to this in

terms of breakups and when you're at the lowest point in your relationships, like when you're in the throes of a breakup and something that we have learned and from all the people that we've spoken to and all the conversations we've had around breakups on this podcast, it's impossible to understand at the time when you are going through heartbreak, why it's impossible for it to make sense. You think it can't possibly make sense. And you keep trying to hold onto what it is that you used to have. Especially when, and I love it when people say everything happens for a reason. Like I love that saying, but sometimes you're like, well, what the fuck is this? When you're in it, you don't get it. Totally. But you can't see the forest for the trees, right? Like

you can't see what life will be like one day and what is in store for you. Like there is no, we have no window to the future. We can't look into the future and go, oh, in two years time, I'm actually going to meet someone who I'm going to fall desperately in love with. I'm going to get married. I'm going to, you know, whatever it is that you want for your life is going to happen. great things are coming. They're just not here today. And I think that that is like something that we struggle to see when we're going through heartbreak and we're going through grief and we're going through this feelings of our entire life and what we wanted for ourselves, the identity we're creating has shifted, but it's just, it's so true. And don't force it. Don't force the healing

and don't force the moving on and don't force yourself back out into the dating world. And you know, all that kind of stuff. You've just got to ride the wave. And I have no doubt that you will speak to him again. I don't think it's the last time you were ever going to see or hear from him or have any connection to him again. I'm sure at some stage, once he figures out whatever is going through his head, it might not be the outcome you want, but I think he'll make a reappearance in your life. And I do think you'll have a chat about it, but anyway, good luck. And I, yeah, I feel for you and you will be okay. Now moving on to something that is a little bit less intense. Oh, I want to bring it. I want to bring you one. Oh God. I've got a couple here that, uh,

One of them did some research and one of them, I don't want to know what you do, but here we go. Brittany, hit me. Okay. This one, I just thought, I thought this was really funny. My friends and I were talking about how we use toilet paper when going to the bathroom. So they must've been talking about, you know, do you fold, do you scrunch? Are you a folder or a scruncher?

I'm a scruncher. We've had these, remember? Always a scruncher, yeah. Yeah, I'm a scrunchie, you're a scruncher. It's probably like the thing we bonded over. I think if you're creative, you're a scruncher. And if you're analytical, you're a folder. Oh, this is like when you told me I sit with my legs up because I'm creative.

Yeah, creative people can't sit with their legs on the floor. Creative people always have to have their legs weirdly crossed and stuff. Well, it makes sense that I sit weirdly and I scrunch. And you scrunch. Yeah, you're chaos. Okay, so my friends and I are talking about how we use toilet paper when going to the bathroom and one of our friends, aka me, mentioned that she spits on her toilet paper if she needs extra help with her clean.

No. Yes. I assumed this was something everyone would agree was normal, but to my shock and surprise, everyone thought that I was really weird. Does anyone else do this or am I the only one that spits and wipes? You know what they say about assuming? It makes an arse of you and me, literally. Yes, 100%.

So I think for this one I can only speak on behalf of myself. The question is does anyone else do this? I definitely do not. I do not spit on my toilet paper and wipe. I don't think I have ever done that. I have a good idea. There are plenty of what are the wet wipes? You can get wet wipes, literal adult wet wipes,

flushable wet wipes that you can use. i can say hand on heart never in my life have i spat on toilet paper to wipe my butt and never did i crazy stuff i have done some fucking kinky shit in my lifetime one it never did i think i would ever say those words on this podcast but never have i done it do you know what i i okay i want to say this i get the premise like i get why you're doing it it is a wet wipe i get it but just get the wet what wet wipe just get the wet wipe like i don't think you that no it's not for me i don't i'm pretty sure i will speak on behalf of everyone else i don't think it's that common isn't it funny though that like there must

be some things that we all do that are actually a bit weird but we think normal but we think normal because we don't ever talk about it i wish we pre-thought about this because surely there's something i'm gonna put out i'm gonna i'm gonna we're gonna do this we're gonna put a poll out or something and figure out what are all the weird things that you do in secret that you think and like I mean like picking the nose not even every single mom out there goes oh my child doesn't pick their nose every single toddler under the sun that's ever been born on this earth has picked their nose anyone who says they didn't pick their nose as a kid is lying and that's how I feel about it well it's not even just that it's not even just the weird gross stuff it's like when I think back

I thought that everyone I thought that the fart a fart I thought every single person in the world called it a whiz pop i thought no because but that's because it was what my family grew up with so when i worked out it wasn't i was like you don't what like i'm the only person that called it a whiz pop your thing is like so annoyingly g-rated okay it's like me saying everyone likes a finger in the ass and then all of the hundred of people who listen to this podcast who messaged me to tell me that they don't like a finger in the ass like you saying yeah doesn't everyone's boyfriend have sex with the back of their leg no i knew that was weird i've always i've always known that was strange still my absolute favorite story yeah never gonna live it down anyway to the

person who wrote this in I think it's very weird but I guarantee that there will be other very weird people who will message us to tell us that they did the same thing yeah we want to hear about it actually do you know what we'll get back to you with any responses we have on this I have another one which is kind of whether it's weird or not weird I had to put a poll out on our Instagram for this if you are on if you want my Instagram on Monday you might have seen this I put a poll out to find out if you are somebody who has anal sex and enjoys anal sex whether you douche or do an enema before having anal sex i'm gonna get into the poll and the answers after this because you guys know we do our research on this podcast well anyone that doesn't know actually what an enema or

douching is it's essentially just evacuating the contents of your bowel so it's just clearing out the pipes it's clearing out the pipes you know that that's what okay someone people don't know this about me i my job i've had many enemas in my time because i love anal sex i haven't had any right that daily my job was to give enemas i have given so many enemas to patients that was my job i used to put something in their butt and clear it out that's very intimate and when people wouldn't know that when brit says that was her job it's because she used to work as a radiographer in hospitals yeah i didn't just go to people's house personally no it was part of a job in radiology yeah yes she's not doing this new age at home treatment where she comes and gives people enemas

there are so many radiographers out there right now being like, amen, girl, I feel you. But what's the actual question? Okay. So I was hanging out with one of my new friends with benefits this morning, and he mentions that most girls give themselves enemas before anal play these days. He said, it's not just for porn stars. And if girls know that they're going to have anal sex coming up later on, then they clean themselves out. He and I haven't done any anal play yet, but you know what? We probably will. And I have never done a clear out before. doesn't everyone just know that if anal sex is happening there is a little risk of things not being 100% clean all of the time so does this mean that the expectation on dates is now that I'm going

to shave from the neck down I'm going to have my nails done nice I'm going to do my hair I'm going to do my makeup I'm going to put on fake tan I'm going to make sure I look banging and I'm also going to find time to invest in clearing out the back door too it is so much fucking work I would love to know how many girls out there are actually giving themselves a clean out before doing anal or going on a date where anal may follow. I'm glad you specified shaving from the neck down. I would hate if you like waxed off your eyebrows before you went on your date. Just below the bottom eyelashes. This is so funny because when you put it like that, when you say, do I have to get my nails done? Do I get a tan? Do I get a new outfit? Do I get a hair done? Do I do my makeup? Do I

like, yes, that is so exhausting. And when you think about what women do to go on a date, it's like this is why people get dating fatigues they're like I have had enough there is no way I'm adding enema to my date routine never and I'm also going to say that if some guy is telling you that it's the norm I have done the research it is not the norm this was the question I asked a very important graphic ask uncut question for you all if you are having anal sex do you douche slash enema first 26% of y'all said yes clean as a whistle down there and 74% of you said nah wing it. So my thing to this is, look, okay. I can tell you how many people have answered this now. There's over 4,000 people who have replied to this. So this is like over 3000 people have said

that they wing it. And less than that have said, I can't actually say the exacts have said, yes, they clean it out. And that's clean as a whistle. I'm sorry. But to me, this is a guy who wants all of the reward with none of the work. I genuinely think that if you're out there and you're going to have spontaneous anal sex you just have to deal with the fact as a guy that maybe there may be a little bit of aftermath a hundred percent it's just part and parcel right yeah you're gonna get down freaking in the back door you have to be okay with and also not just expect that she's gonna go to all this preparation work and you just show up with an erect penis but I think the antithesis of that this is talking about spontaneously like you don't just do it in case

one day maybe you'll do it that night but I think in like relationships and obviously a lot of gay relationships it is a thing you do prepare yourself they do douche them out if it's something that's prepared that you know people suggest that you do do it so we're talking more about like are we supposed to sporadically clear ourselves out in case maybe we go out on a date get lucky and decide to do anal sex like it's a lot of preparation I think if it's spontaneous and you don't know what's coming I was like just live your best life whatever happens happens and I yeah I just think okay look yes Brit you're absolutely right if it's something that you've prepared and you know that you're going to be having anal sex that night probably don't go out have a big meal and then

come home and not have done anything for the back door but don't go out to indian and you don't have a vindaloo and then you're setting yourself up for disaster girlfriend but i just think it more actually is on the female like or whoever it is who's the receiver i shouldn't just say female because it works both ways but whoever is the receiver if they're not embarrassed if you're not worried about having a bit of an accident then they should the guy or whoever it is that's Stick in the thing in your backside, sure as hell, should not be worried about it. And they should just feel lucky, really.

Yeah. I mean, any hole's a goal. Live your best life any hole's a goal. Laura Byrne James last one. But we did get one person, one lifer who wrote in, and I know that this is like kind of going against what an Ask Uncut episode is, but I have an accidentally unfiltered for you, which is. Oh, you got rogue.

Well, it came in off the back of the poll. Off the back of. There's too many puns in this. All right. So this person's written this. Confessional time. Let me tell you a story. The one and only time I didn't do an enema or a big poo before having anal sex,

me and my partner were out partying. We've been drinking and all the other good stuff all day. She hadn't been encouraged, sure. She'd been having the vindaloo and maybe a few other things. She had a vindaloo and didn't do a big poo. We went back to our five-star apartment at the casino to get freaky. We had sex for hours, ending with anal sex. It was dark and we couldn't really see much.

Keep in mind, we were also drunk AF. anyways next minute I get this nasty poo smell I tried to play it off because I know you know sometimes it happens and I was like babe let's go and have sex in the shower so we turn on the lights and there was a literally poo everywhere I'm so sorry to the hotel cleaners RIP to those 1000 thread count sheets but literally this is my advice to every single person out there do an enema before a night out on the town when you think you might be having anal sex okay well This goes against every single person that answered the poll and said, no, go rogue.

But I guess this is why people do it. This is a whole reason people prepare for this. I'm checking this again. It's still sitting at 74% saying, nah, go for it. What are you doing in that situation? Surely you take the sheets off and steal them. You don't leave that. You don't leave a big poop in the sheet.

You strip the bed, bundle it up, and leave it in the bathroom. So that nothing happens. And that is it from us, guys. That is it. Three short, sharp, and definitely not sexy questions. It was so unsafe. very unsexy question. It was the unsexiest Ask Uncut we have ever done. But please keep your questions coming into the DMs, Instagram, Life Uncut Podcast. Just make sure you put Ask Uncut

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No one wants to just. Well, it is the ending to the story. Yeah, but nobody wants to watch a movie and then 10 minutes before the ending, the fucking power cuts out. Exactly. That's like your worst nightmare. So please keep those coming. We're going to try and do one of these like once a month, here or there.

We're not going to promise anything because who knows what could happen. If these follow up aftermaths are flowing in, if we're getting a lot of them, then we will do more of them. but we need the answers to be able to give you the episodes. So if we have, please, please let us know. So tell me if you keep on doing enemas before you have sex. Anyways, and that is it from us, guys. We will be back on Saturday with the radio show.

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