Life Uncut - BACH UNCUT - Getting the low down with our horny bogan Queen Sierah (Part One)

Episode Date: August 19, 2021

You asked for it and we provided - On this tasty little snack of an episode we are sitting down for a chat with the unofficial Queen of Bachie 2021 Sierah.Sierah has brought us so many laughs over the past 4 weeks and we were so sad to see her leave the Bachie Mansion last week we needed a little bit more of the tall Phoenix.This is part one of our Friday Bach Uncut eps, check out PART 2 for Matty and Laura's recap of episode 10, 11 and 12!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi guys and welcome back to another episode of Batch Uncut. We're doing things a little bit different today. We're giving you two parts. That's because The Bachelor is the gift that keeps on giving and they will not stop giving us episodes, which some nights we wish they would. But, oh, look, I'm here with Matty J. I mean, are you going to just do the whole episode by yourself

or what am I, chop a liver over here? Jesus Christ. I'm so stuck with you at the moment. We do everything together. Lockdown's been a joy. I mean, we sleep together. Do we? I mean, we raise kids together.

It's just a nightmare, isn't it? All right, so the way this is going to work, we're going to split the episode into two. You with me, Laura Byrne? And this is part one. Thank you for coming. Thank you for clarifying for anyone who was like, well, what part am I on right now?

It says it in the title. This is part one, and this is going to be our interview with our favourite horny bogan. yes you guessed it that's Sierra. We thought we'd give you a little treat today and what better treat than give you a woman who on national tv said that her spirit animal is a koala because she likes to sleep and has definitely had chlamydia. Now let me just say so many of you guys in the Facebook group asked us to get Sierra on for an interview she is just as funny in real life as what she is on the show but there are so many more layers to Sierra she is far more

vulnerable and I think that there was a lot more depth to who she is as a person than what we got to see on the actual show unfortunately it didn't suit her character and it didn't make the edit we asked her all the hard-hitting questions like did she actually have a kiss with Jimmy did she find any of the crew attractive what was the hardest part of The Bachelor and my favorite question what would be her perfect date my favorite question was the one that we didn't get to see and that was what did she have planned at that cocktail party before she left you know when she approached jimmy and she was like i have something special planned for you and we never got to see it that was the true tragedy of that episode so enjoy this interview with sierra and

just a reminder that the recaps of episode 10 11 and 12 are in part two which will be in your podcast library right now let's get into the interview we have our favorite horny bogan who last week sadly she left the Batch Mansion and she left the Batch Mansion so that she could come all the way over and speak to us. We have Sierra on the podcast here today. Sierra welcome to Life on Cart. Thanks guys, long time listener, first time caller. Hey how are you feeling? Are you upset? Are you emotional? I am pretty stoked. I was pretty pleased with both my entrance and my exit and I'm happy that you guys love me so much and I'm speaking to you because I'm a massive fan so it's always good from the moment that you levitated onto the the red carpet on the very

first night we were there we stan a horny bogan queen but thank you so much for taking time to come and do this today i think that everybody goes into the show having an expectation of what the experience is going to be like what was the most surprising part about your experience on the show i don't know i think perhaps the amount of downtime that you have because you do kind of chill in the mansion quite a lot and I think you do go a little bit stir crazy sometimes how did you occupy your time then Sierra um I definitely didn't exercise much I think I exercised about twice and I was like I'm gonna go in there I'm gonna get so freaking ripped when I come out I'm gonna have like 12 abs and I literally sat on my ass and ate Maltesers pretty much the

entire time it was like we were like the lounge room bandits it was like Steph, Stevie, Laura and I always hogged the TV watching like Marvel movies and stuff like that people really kind of do like divide and conquer you either walk in there and you become like an exercise addict or exactly that you go the a total up because it's really uninspiring on your down days and I think that depending on what your experience is like with The Bachelor you either get a lot of time with him or you don't get very much time at all and you don't really get a lot of face time with Bachelor so what we saw of you did you get more time with Jimmy than what we actually saw on great yeah I had quite a lot of really good chats with Jimmy actually I spoke to him probably at

every single cocktail party except for two I was kind of vulnerable I think I was I'm quite I'm a pretty big softy I think deep down I don't think people kind of see that because I'm obviously the the crazy one so I had quite a few good conversations I think maybe they just didn't make the cut because I don't think it suited my character perhaps um but I actually got to know pretty well. How many times did you guys kiss? I was like, I'll just plant one on my cheek. You know, I just tried to pull those ones on him. None, unfortunately. I know it's devastating. My heart is breaking for you, Sierra. But we were curious because we feel like there's been a couple of kisses that have been edited out of the season thus far. So we were like, well, well, well,

I want to know where the loose lips have been. But Sierra, I have a few questions about like what happens inside the house and what happens when the cameras are not rolling. So for us, the biggest dramas that would arise when the cameras weren't rolling usually revolved around food. For example, like the girls would fight over who ate all the salmons or who ate all the avocados in the house. What were some of the squabbles that happened in the house and behind closed doors? It's pretty funny, the whole food situation. So we obviously get to make our own shopping lists and we get like a shopping brought in a couple of times a week. I was known as like the Batch Mansion bin chicken because I never cooked a single dinner.

I honestly, hand on heart, I was there for about six weeks and I just kind of like stroll around the kitchen. Oh, yeah, what you making? You know, I go, oh, green curry. Do you want some? Oh, that's nice. Yeah, I do. So there was never any fights about that.

There was always heaps of chocolate and stuff like that. I think the biggest thing was probably us hogging the TV. We just lived there. Like we were just the most inactive bunch. So yeah, definitely TV hogs, not sorry about it. Taking up the prime real estate. What did you guys fight about? Well, I actually think when it comes to food,

I think our season of Bachelorette like four or five years ago is the reason why they're so strict now on that budget because we used to order like T-bone steaks every day and like we'd only eat half of it and the rest of it would end up in the bin. So for us, like it was like the golden days where money was no issue but i think it's changed a lot now oh actually coke zeros we used to smash through those and people were really selfish they'd put like one or two in the fridge for

themselves and i used to always take them and be like where the fuck is my coke zero i put one in the fridge for myself oh that's what you get for being selfish so i always do it well it's so hard you go from like living on your own or living like in your normal environment to living with 24 girls and some of the girls have never ever lived out of home before they've never lived with other people and you're putting all these clashing personalities together yeah there was definitely a pantry Nazi I think it was Maddie she used to arrange the pantry and she liked to have it really like in certain things in specific areas and if you went and screwed around with her pantry you'd hear about it there was an episode it was just before you left and

at the cocktail party you kind of made an announcement that you had something planned for Jimmy and we saw you make that announcement to Jimmy but we never actually saw what happened can you shed any light on what your big plan was we were robbed we're still being robbed i know i haven't slept a night since i saw a few tweets and stuff like that about people wanting to know what i had planned and i think in hindsight i actually heaps of people went all out at the cocktail parties and none of it was shown so i wouldn't have bothered so i never actually got to what a waste of time and energy right so i never got to actually do it because jimmy was on a mission that night to speak to people about certain things that were said at the dinner party

um but i had a funny idea me being witty so i had a bucket like a like a silver pail and i was gonna do a bucket list so i had written down my bucket list things and then jimmy was going to do his and on mine number nine and ten so nine was kiss jimmy and ten was take a photo a day for a year so i had a polaroid camera hidden under like a couch cushion or something like that and i was gonna turn it around jimmy could read mine i'd be like so do you want to uh tick one of these off of the list tonight, Jimmy, and the assumption would be that he would think that I wanted a kiss, but then I would kind of bring up the camera into his vision and be like,

well, what were you thinking? And obviously it would make him feel really uncomfortable because he probably would have thought I wanted to kiss him and that was a joke at his expense. So no, I didn't want a kiss, just wanted a Polaroid. How were your emotions with Jimmy at this point? Like is Jimmy someone who would be the kind of guy that you would normally chase in everyday life?

Probably not. I don't think there was ever any kind of romantic spark. I think I'm obviously being a massive tall horny bogan I like tradies I like guys who like calluses on their hands that kind of stink I think he's probably a bit too oshkosh for me so no yeah there was never really any kind of vibe unfortunately but me having a huge ego like I do it's still not nice when even though you don't like him he doesn't like you back it's like why don't you like me you don't like you but why don't you like me you like all these other girls instead of me. So that was a bit of a bummer for me, I guess. Being a horny bogan then, as soon as you

exited, did you jump straight back into the dating scene? Well, no, we can't have the apps whilst it's all happening because it'd be kind of weird if you're on a dating show and you're on the dating apps. But I actually did reinstall Hinge last night and I can confirm they're all still the same people. I'm like, ghosted you, ghosted you, you ghosted me, ghosted me, ghosted me, goes with me so that's a bit disappointing so I have a question on our season it's kind of like I guess like people don't realize but the bachelors kind of run on like an idea of Stockholm syndrome like not in a creepy way but in like a really healthy way yes so you really only have the bachelor to pay attention to but on our season we had this waiter his name was Derek and he was

pretty hot and all the girls every time Derek would come over they were like oh like there's another man in the room and it kind of just became this like oh there's someone else to give some attention to don't tell matt i fucking hated derek get him off set derek got fucking fired so derek got fired one day he just stopped coming to the cocktail parties was there anybody in like in and around that the other girls were all you yourself when you weren't getting any attention from jimmy we were like oh that cameraman's looking all right oh that's soundy you know what in another life maybe he would be pretty good too maybe a gardener there were a few some of the girls looking pretty hot to me by the end to be honest our cocktail waiter like you guys

can't you can't see this but sierra is scissoring her fingers right now it's great entertainment our head cocktail waiter was gay and we did flirt up a storm with him he was actually the best there was definitely a couple hot camera guys there was definitely a hot uh social media dude that came in towards the end but i've watched enough bachelor to know that you don't let anyone know that you find them hot otherwise you're going to be thrown straight under the bus so do not yeah you do not talk about it do not pass go that was exactly what happened on our season poor Derek I think he got the chop but everyone for a little while there was like oh that man is saucy and then he was out as soon as he came in Matty J had his way with that one talk to me a

little bit about the drama that we've been seeing happening and unfolding in the house now is it and was it as toxic as what it's looking on tv or is it being drummed up a little bit with the editing to make it seem you know more impactful obviously we're making a tv show at the end of the day there has to be the cliffhanger and there has to be the drama between the girls was that there or is it a little bit manufactured? I think that some things definitely are a little bit worse than they come across on the show and I think some things aren't anywhere near as bad as they come across on the show things are definitely omitted things are definitely cut and changed I guess that's just the reality of it and I think if people don't see that then they're

probably lacking some serious intelligence but at the end of the day like you are stuck in a house with so many women there's so much estrogen and you know you don't have your phones you're in your bubble you're focused on one person and your life is basically them so one thing that would normally you just brush off in the real world you can't escape it and it's so amplified and because it's it does have quite a psychological impact on you and I didn't realize how much of an impact it would have on me until I went in there but it's just really hard to just get over things and things just really do upset you so definitely was drama would it be as bad like in our real lives probably not and I think one of the big things that we have sort of said many times Britt and I

we talk about it all the time on the podcast is that this idea that when you do emit something you can kind of change a storyline or you can make something you can skewer someone's perception you know and I think that when we are very complex sentient beings we are multi-faceted so many different things happen and also so many things that happen that aren't actually on screen as well because you spend so much time with these girls in downtime you know there's no filming and recording most nights almost evening so you have dinner times together you have a lot of time where you've got one-on-one together and it's sometimes really hard to capture everything that's happening in a really true and authentic way yeah because there's only so much of it that's

shown on the actual tv show and they're making it they're making a show it's a one-hour episode correct or a two-hour episode if you're we're gonna talk about thursday night i wonder if the double episodes are happening because i'm not on there anymore yeah they're just like get rid of it with miss sierra it's nothing without a horny i'm gonna have a punt on uh on this season of the bachelor and i was hoping that you could give me a couple of tips on who you think is going to end up with jimmy at the end who should i put my money on well no i want to ask a different question because i think you know obviously there's been some time since the filming happened when you left the show when

Jimmy was like see you later sayonara who did you think at that point it was going to be um Jay I just like Jay is such a nice person I know that your money is on Jay and Maddie is it because it's Maddie Jay? I have I'm yet to commit any so your name's like my name I'm yet to commit any money but you reckon is she a is she a hundred percent in am I am I committing to this am I going to put some money down we're trying to save for a house deposit don't encourage him yeah she's just such a legend like the way you see her on tv is just her she's super nice she has time for everyone she's got nice things to say about people like she's just fun and down to earth like I couldn't speak more highly of someone so I hope it's her well Matt

yeah we've we've definitely divided on who we think is coming first and second and third on this we like these are the things that we fight about and debate in our household it's really healthy. Sierra, what was one of the most challenging parts of the whole experience? No sex. Yes. Just meditate and masturbate. That's what you do in the house, right? That was actually a really big downfall of mine is not bringing in a vibrator to the mansion. I just didn't think I'd be allowed one for some reason. It's probably why I was so pissed off all the time. When they check your bags, you know, when you first go in, they check your bags to make sure you haven't brought in any contraband. Just imagining one time them going through and being

like oh a vibrator lovely you can keep that but we're taking your mobile phone yeah oh a big old bag of dicks I think it was just the embarrassment I didn't bring one but I was just really like yeah I just you need to rub one out clearly I would have been so pissed off all the time I just cried like every day but yeah I think not getting a single date with Jimmy obviously got me down as well because of the old ego not because I wanted a single date with Jimmy to explore our connection but because I wanted my own entire episode. But surely now, being on the show, I think a lot of people are falling in love with you.

You must have so many tradies out there trying to slip into your DMs on your Instagram. I don't have my Instagram back yet. No! I know! So to prevent trolling, I'm totally on board with the whole situation because I've obviously got a fake profile to stalk myself

and on the batch page and stuff like that. So there is a lot of really negative comments and you kind of get used to it. but at first it's a massive shock to the system, like trolling. It's actually so horrible. All these people calling me, like, you know, revolting and saying I look like a man and stuff like that. Like, it's actually really mean.

So I think it's, like, a really good thing that they're taking over our accounts. But deleting our messages, totally cool, but can you just, like, check them first? And if it's a hot guy, can you leave it for when I get back? Like, I've just been rejected on TV. I need some love. They're doing you dirty.

That's what they're doing. If there are any tradies out there listening right now... I mean, we have a huge tradie demographic of our listenership. It would surprise you. I would say at least 1% of people listen to this who are tradies. Well, you never know. There may be a guy right now in Melbourne thinking, this is my dream girl.

This is who I want to spend the rest of my life with. If he's listening, Sierra, what would be the ideal dream date that you should be taking on? I mean, like pre-COVID because I walk around the parks about as good as it's going to get right now. maybe some hand-holding although we can't with our 1.5 meter social social distancing so look i am big fan of eating so really do enjoy food and wine but yeah just wait a couple weeks guys at sweppo on instagram if you'd like to find me otherwise i'm on hinge so just set your

distance uh large enough for it to to reach uh melbourne and find me so yeah you are the absolute best we are very sad that you are no longer gracing our screens we hope that you one day maybe you're the bachelorette and then we can see you do this all over again but thank you so much for taking the time today and thank you for being a part of the podcast honestly the show is not going to be the same without you oh thank you so much for having me honestly it's just such a blessing like i love you guys so much like i actually could have cried when lauren told me i was going to be on this with you so like i was like oh fuck oprah we've got lauren No, you hang up.

We'll be right back.