Life Uncut - Bach Uncut - This is play time

Episode Date: January 20, 2023

Hey Lifers, We've all got a bit of bach whiplash at the moment because they sprung 4 episodes on us this week and look, we were meant to be enjoying a holiday! So it might be a day late, but alas, your recap of episode 7 is here! This episode kicks off with Matt's latest hobby... and yes questions over whether mid-thirties dads need hobbies have been raised. We digress. This episode has a lot of steamy, horny 'playtime' (Felix's words, not ours). There's a lot of jealousy. There are a lot of snogs. There's possibly TOO much honesty from one of the bachelors. Strap on in for the chaotic recap of episode 7!   If you loved this episode we would love it if you would take 30 seconds to leave a review, or go and follow @lifeuncutpodcast for more of the action.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their elders, past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today. This episode is recorded on Bundjalung Country. What are you doing? I made my gin way too strong. Try that.

Give me a spoon so I can twirl my gin. Try that. Try it. What do you reckon? That's fucking disgusting. Thank you. Hi guys and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. It is Batch Uncut and I am joined by the sensational, the slightly sunburned, the very handsome

and very, very funny and also often smelly man named Matthew Johnson. That intro took a real turn, didn't it? Hi, it's great to be here. And for the record, no, I am not sunburned. Yeah, you are. No. Or sun-kissed. There is nothing that hurts my soul more than someone going, oh, you're so sunburned.

Because we are a particularly sun-safe family. like we are annoyingly sun safe so it always feels like we've been defeated when one of us gets sun kissed i'm not sunburned my eyes are just red because the pool's being like really chlorinated right that's it were you like seven why are you why are you opening your eyes in the water because because i don't know if when i'm doing this activity you think to yourself what kind of freaking man did i marry oh yeah yeah i do so okay we're if you guys have been following along we're on holidays if you listen to the batch uncut that we did earlier this week we kind of just left off an episode because trying to unpack four eps in the one batch uncut it was it was too

much too much it was stressful very late and we were a little bit drunk so we decided we would save the very last episode and then kind of do this haphazard hacked together final uncut but it did require us taking all of the recording equipment on holidays with us to byron or going through airport security they were like what the hell is this literally they looked like the microphone and they were like what is this i was like that is not a sex toy that is a microphone and it was covered it had like matt's sock pulled down yeah they were like this is nothing we she was like i'm not going to touch this i'm just going to put it through again and we made it we made it the recording equipment is here the pool let's talk about the pool let's not talk

about the pool and it's really quickly i really just want to i want to know what your thoughts I was looking at the pool it's quite long maybe 30 meters and I said Laura do you think I can swim that length to length no there's more on one breath there's more of a backstory to this so Matt has been like his new hobby is that he's been trying to increase his lung capacity it's a weird hobby yeah and he talks about it all the time like hey I'm gonna swim 100 meters underwater this is his goal which is cool it's great to have hobbies his goal is to swim 100 meters underwater up which just means that we've spent half of this holiday in the pool with matt being like i'm just gonna go do one more lap i'm just gonna do so he's just doing laps under the water of the pool where

all these children are playing around and you know when i'm doing it because i do this really long deep breaths and i can't talk either so i'm just in the corner of the pool going and i have to look at you and go you got the kids i'll be going a while is it impressive has anyone in the pool it's quite you know it's busy the sun is out is anybody like oh my god that guy's just swum the entire length of the lagoon pool in one breath has anyone said that there are a lot of things that i i feel about you matt and impressive when you do that when you swim a whole lap underwater impressive is the word that comes to mind i'm like that is my big strong man right there he is impressive and it's a skill that's never gonna come in handy ever so yesterday when

i tried to do it and i was so close to getting to the end and i wanted to breath so badly and i was like no i've got too much strokes and i'm there and underwater i could see two people standing there because it's quite shallow at the other end and there's fucking people everywhere it's a busy pool and so i didn't realize but two people standing there and i swim in the middle of them and i pop my head up and obviously i've just swum 30 meters with one gasp of air and i i pop up and i'm like and they're throwing a tennis ball to each other i'm in the middle of them like hyperventilating like saliva's coming out it's not hanging out my nose and they're like are you okay you are a full grown man you are an adult father of two children

how is this the hobby that you've taken on ice baths and trying to swim 100 meters underwater No, no, what the hell has happened to me? 2023, eat your heart out. The 30s hit me hard. Okay, well, look, guys, this is just a bonus episode. It is a spicy, short, little deep dive into Episode 7, which we could not be fucked to recap on the early episode. Hey, no.

What? Shut the hell up. It was good. Okay, what I do want to say is there's been a lot of chitter-chatter in the Facebook group. A lot of people have been saying that they've either checked out of watching it. I feel and maybe I'm alone here but I think the season has gotten better and better I'm I am

actually thoroughly enjoying it now it's fucking great it was a slow start it's great but it's taken me a while and it's also you know what my attention span is like I spent enough time on TikTok I mean you have enough time to swim 40 meters underwater the fact that I can record this episode is a miracle in itself but it's such a quick season it's over this is after this episode next week it's the last week we have this is it two more episodes to go and there's no more Batch Uncut. I would like to just remind you of something that it wasn't a quick season. There has been seven hours of Bachelor a week, but it's a very long season just condensed into a short period of time. It's short and thick. Right. A bit like me. All right, let's get into it. Okay,

episode seven, kicking off with Crystal. Oh, Crystal. Oh, what's happened? Oh, she's, look, She's taken a turn for the worst. Do you know what I think? Okay, so Crystal, she's flipping out. She's flipping the freak out. Episode starts, it's a rose ceremony, and Tilly grabs Felix straight away. Rose ceremony over, she like beelines for him,

grabs him to go outside for a quick chat, and Crystal is like, this is doing my head in, they're going to make out again, she's really annoyed. I think, I think there's so much that's happened with Crystal that's been cut out of the season. I'm sorry. Did you just take my point? I made this point to you last night when we were watching the show.

That was like my thing that I wanted to bring to this episode. Right. And you just hijacked my point and made it your own. Please continue. All right. So like I was saying earlier. Sorry. A lot of my points I feel like are just your ideas that I've just taken

and like absorbed into my brain. Don't make me feel bad. You have your own points, but you did just hijack mine. Sorry. Continue. laura the mic is yours okay so now i'm just repeating what you just said basically i think that crystal and felix have had a lot more happening i think they've had way more intimacy i think they kissed on their single day i think that there has been a lot more

that's gone on there that we haven't seen and that's why she's reacting with such a huge just way too overly jealous and the reason why i say this is because like we all saw how hot and steamy and sexy their 20 minute date was and i think that her single date look this is all just me projecting and like coming and this is my conspiracy theory i think that her single date was kind of hijacked from production to make it seem like the only thing they spoke about which was jess's polyamory relationship but i actually think that they probably macked it on and had a good time and had all this like sexual tension why would they do that then why would they edit that out wouldn't that work in the favor of the show because you're like like i feel like that

point we were so exhausted from the jess story demo line like it was just too much i reckon the reason why they would edit out would be in order to create right now so she's jealous and it's so for everyone watching we're like why is she being so jealous she's basically had no time with him it seems like such a severe reaction and it makes me think that there must be something else that's gone on to warrant why she is so jealous and if there hasn't been and i am wrong then yeah she's just behaving in a very jealous way okay well she did pull felix aside and the chat didn't go down well no i just want to say just one thing yeah so when after the rose ceremony just make sure you say hi to all the girls before tilly takes you away yeah i look i haven't it's been nine days

and she's just been here by herself i really needed to take the time and say something to her I think it would have been unfair on her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How dare Crystal question The Bachelor? How dare she? Who does she think she is?

Am I right, Laura? Please, what do you think? Well, I mean, no. A female with a brain who has agency and choice. But do I think that Tilly's in the wrong? No. Because I think that it's kind of... No.

Sorry. You disagree with me? I disagree. You go first. okay I don't think Tilly's in the wrong I think that like she's very much there for Felix she's making it known that she's there for Felix yes it's very forward and I guess that I guess the thing is is that all the other girls have their own connections and feelings for him and if they all were as forward then how would that work like if every single girl just like ran at Felix at the

same time and like you know tried to pull him away and kiss him at group dates blah blah I get it I get what you're saying I get why it doesn't work and why people are getting jealous but do I think that tilly has technically done anything wrong no i think she's just like expressing how she feels okay well don't you think that what she's done could be considered to be inconsiderate and what i mean by that is after the rose ceremony we now know that the bachelors hang around they don't just you know hand out the last rose and get the hell out of there they linger they chat they hang out with the women and it's obvious that she would have had a chance to have some kind of conversation with him she didn't have to run to him first she could have just held off for a few

minutes just whilst everyone got to have like a quick you know like hug and a kiss from Felix and then she could say hey can we go for a quick chat she didn't have to run to him if he was out the door about to jump in a car and drive home and she ran out and said Felix stop I need to chat to you sure that's one thing but the fact that she grabbed him so quickly I think that's just inconsiderate and it puts a target on your back with the other women yeah okay I get it yes it's a bit inconsiderate but the thing is you're not there to make friends you're not there to have life disagree that's such a bullshit line but you're not you're there to show up and be with the bachelor first and foremost yes but at the same time you're gonna make friends at the same

time who came to my wedding clancy did where did i meet him the bachelorette yeah guess who came to my wedding you and guess who i didn't need there all the women who you had made out with in the bachelor mansion weird hey you are so selfish to be fair I still have girlfriends who I made friends with but you know they were people who I didn't feel like I was in competition with when I say that not because I didn't feel like they had a chance but because I felt like we understood what the show was like we understood what the competition was sure sure but here's an analogy when I go to the shops who am I buying food for the family but do I cut old people off and like take the last carrot no i don't i'm considerate why are we talking about carrots

mate every time i eat a carrot i think of last episode we had dinner tonight i saw the carrots and i'm just like oh my god it's abigail it's abigail's bloody carrots 30 of them um let's talk about single dates okay all right so single dates were jed peeled off with angela angela is the tennis girl she has had zero airtime thus far very very beautiful then thomas had a single date with lauren who the hell's lauren she's popped out of nowhere she literally has popped out of nowhere she's an intruder we didn't know that there are intruders but here she is i'm not being funny i'm not being funny she's great love lauren but i have not seen her at all the entire series well to be fair it seems like neither had thomas because he said multiple times where did

you come from and he's like seriously where the fuck did you come from i think he was actually you know most people say that as like a really nice that was the funniest thing you've ever said thank you oh it's great most people say where did you come from is like a romantic thing he was just truly fucking confused and so were the rest of us and then it should come as no surprise to anyone except for maybe Crystal, that Felix chose Tilly. What is wrong with you? Do you know what's wrong with you? What's that?

You haven't been breathing enough. I'm so oxygen deprived from doing laps underwater. You've cooked your brain. You blink at me and I'm like, stop it. Okay, so Felix and Tilly, Felix and Tilly. Tilly, Tilly, Tilly, we're good. we're good all right we're good we're good felix and tilly go on the single date and tilly at this time as much as they've had a lot of physical interaction they actually haven't had a single

date or had any time to actually get to know each other a bit better and that's what i'm really intrigued to see is like okay they obviously have the chemistry there but you know how are they gonna you know remove that for a second and really get to know each other and and i want to know tilly like who is tilly i'm a big foodie i'm a dinner girl though i'm not a brunch girl yeah I know I like going out for dinners as like a nice treat. I think brunch you can make it just as good at home There's a lot of small talk in the conversation. It's like a tennis match, you know right now I'm struggling to serve and I'm struggling to return. Do you have big hands? Yeah. Oh, did you just hit me with the classic pub test? Yeah, because the

Sexual tension is palpable. I feel like I have small feet though. I'm a size 13, 6'6 Am I tallying on myself there? I don't know. We can see my death. Look, to be fair, I think once again, I'm going to call editing. I do think that it's a very clever way of making it seem like their conversations were really superficial and top line. I'm sure that they had more to discuss than what we saw.

In the same way, okay, if anyone remembers our season, this still haunts me. On our final. Here we go. I've heard this story so many times. Move on, Laura. No. Put it to bed.

fucking can't and traumatized so when we're in thailand and i met matt's mom and his brothers for the first time i'm gonna make a drink you tell the story okay so when i met them for the first time we had a beautiful meeting i had such a beautiful time meeting matt's mom wasn't that good it was so nice even your mom like matt's mom and i we are very close it was a really really special time. However, if you watch that episode back, they frantically cut the way that I was speaking to make it seem like I didn't have like, it made it seem like I had lost all agency and I was just absolutely spewing word vomit. What was the question that you couldn't answer? Oh, they asked me what my hobby was. And I was like, grown humans don't have hobbies. We don't

swim laps of a pool. So I was confused by what my hobby was. I was like, I don't know. I don't collect fucking buttons who has hobbies and then i thought about it more afterwards and i was like oh going to the beach i guess that's a hobby but like what are we what are your hobbies that was from matt's younger brother he was trying to get to know you he was he was okay but anyway basically they frantically cut my speaking to matt's mom and made it seem like i was insane and i even remember speaking to the producers afterwards because they do this thing you know the called the voxy where you speak directly to the camera like recap what just happened yeah the producer will ask you questions and you answer to the camera. And I remember them asking me and being

like, Oh, were you really nervous? Because you spoke so much. That was quite awkward. And I was like, what was it? And then I was answering their questions, but they already had an agenda for how they were going to clip that together. They already had a plan for it. If that helps you sleep better at night, Laura, then sure. You take that opinion. Okay. What, in your opinion, how did it go? I was very worried. At that point I was like, man, Laura has absolutely bottled this date. My mum is very concerned. She's on the fence. Tom was saying, man, I don't know about this girl. Take the other one. Yeah. And you know, every time I would like look over the fence and see how the chat was going, it was just you there like beady eyed, sweating, being like, ah, I need

some hobbies. And I was like, fuck. Okay. Well, going back to Tilly for a second, basically the whole point of that very long monologue of my pent-up trauma is because i think that they would have had way more to talk about and making it seem super top line is just a bit of an editing technique i have heard from someone in production oh spicy i asked them a question and said what's felix like because obviously we're seeing a side of him i feel like most people are pretty much on the same page and that they haven't warmed to felix a great deal and i was like is he the felix that we're watching on tv is that the real felix in you know real life and they said no it's not like he's one of the best people there he was their favorite on the show he is the nicest guy

very self-aware they said and he's extremely sarcastic and i feel like they were saying that his sarcasm and sarcasm is tricky because it depends on whether you like the person or not if you'll laugh along and i feel like whenever we hear a sarcastic joke from felix it's always off the back of him doing something really bad but apparently he's not being portrayed in the best possible light well I mean like he has definitely come across very poorly and I would say going off the commentary on social media and also in our Facebook group he is not particularly well liked as a bachelor but I do think this and it's something that we said in the very first episode editing can be a very powerful tool and it make you feel a certain way about someone so I

think you know as much as we say what we say and we talk about it and we unpack what we have seen on tv i think always go into this stuff with a bit of open mind right anyway getting back on track because that was way too deep let's talk about thomas's date which i i think was going no i just want to talk about tilly for a bit longer they were kissing each other all night long you don't kiss me like that anymore maddie j no i don't that was um that's quite a show yeah it was great dinner and a show it's it's really nice to see young love it's nice to see that chemistry isn't it just but the thing that uh was a bit strange about it was that they weren't on single dates in isolation they were all on the single date at the same place so the other two so Jed and Angela

and Thomas and Lauren were just kind of watching Tilly and Felix mack on for the entire day Jed and Angela bit of a boring date you could say not much was happening just a lot of like chit chat Then you look over at Felix and Tilly and shit. It's all happening. That would make you realise my date's going really badly when those two over there are, like, getting it on. Well, I mean, not if you're Thomas because he did have some very profound things to say.

For me, a relationship is all about committing to growth. Yeah. To individuals, like, obviously, like, loving each other so deeply but also having a vision together and just, like, growing together as individuals but also as a power couple. Yeah, I love that. So that's really, really important to me.

Yeah. Because, like, if you're not growing, you're dying. And so, like, growing together as a couple just makes you so much stronger. Yeah. And that's really, really important to me because I've been in relationships where I just haven't grown and then it just became what it was. Ah, if you're not growing, you are dying. Sorry, what?

If you are not growing, you are dying. What about people who have stopped growing? I reckon I've stopped growing. Yeah. What about a kentee palm at home? It's definitely stopped. It's all, I mean, I think that that actually serves the purpose of the quote. It's certainly dying.

But credit to Lauren who was like, yes. Oh, yeah. Well said, Thomas. I completely agree. It sounds like, do you know when someone's going through a bad breakup and they start posting Instagram quotes? Like you find a quote and you post it and you know, it's actually just pointed at that one person and everyone else who's like slightly more sane than the person going through a

breakup looks at it and goes, oh, that person's going through a bit of a hard time. Thomas has definitely had a breakup and posted. If you're not growing, you're dying. So then after this combined group date, the girls all get taken back to the batch pad by the bachelors. And it turns into another weird polyamory date. I thought this was going to be one of the overnights. Because I feel like, I don't know if I'm making this up, I feel like it's being teased that there will be an overnight element. I thought.

Have you heard that rumour? So I heard a rumour that somebody has had sex on this season. From who though? Did I make that up? where's it coming from i heard this if you guys know anything like i've had a few people slide into the dms with some saucy information have you what have they said uh oh no let's not get into let's not get into gossip we're not we're not a gossip podcast hang on you're like i've had some really crazy messages what have they said laura oh i can't say well why fucking say it

just to build suspense maybe i'll say it later on hmm send me more you know if people have had some sexy times though i'd love to know just for my own personal interest anyway so they get into the pool and tilly and felix are going at it they are like they're the sexual chemistry is on point they are grinding each other they are kissing they're eating each other's face it is it's great yeah matt was lovely to watch lovely to watch matt had absolutely no objections to watching that part of the show the only thing that was kind of weird this oh my god was like this isn't really i mean that felt like a single date thing that should happen on a single date on their own then who creeps in the back it's thomas thomas and lauren are in the pool with felix and tilly

who like you know are just juicing it all up and they're just sitting in their juices waiting it's so weird like they're sitting there waiting to kiss you i don't know do you think thomas knew what was happening or do you think do you think maybe they were like you know around the corner and he was like hey we've got a heated pool inside why don't we go for a bloody swim It's going to be lovely in there. It's like 24 degrees. Then they walk around the corner and it's just like Tilly and Felix going at it. Or do you reckon Thomas saw them going at it and goes, I want in on that.

Let's jump in the pool. Let's get a little bit close. I reckon Thomas walked in and he was like, monkey see, monkey do. Like, is this what's going to happen for me? They just sat in the pool and were watching Felix and Tilly. And Lauren was like, let's get the fuck out of here. Should we get out? Yeah, let's get out.

I don't know. sorry tommy my bad get another pool there's a jacuzzi in the back we need the space they're just sitting there having a nice little champagne no this is this is playtime it's time to play i love him felix is great isn't he what a guy what a gentleman hey you've really done a 180 haven't you i'm trying my hardest to get behind felix okay he's entertaining he okay i will give him that it makes for great tv to watch this season would be nothing without felix it would be boring i'm just saying well it would be exactly like the old bachelor it would just be the bachelor except with two of them are you calling me boring no i think i love you it's

great okay let's talk about angela and jed speaking of boring they are lovely like they are divine they are lovely people i think that they have a lovely connection i also think that there's more going on there that we haven't really seen also keep note of this because i always notice this and i wonder if other people do as well angela had her lipstick smudged all the way up to her nose which meant that they had been macking on for a lot more than what we saw we only saw them kiss like a one little kiss at the end and i reckon they had been like the whole time she also had a tit out and jed was sitting there with a massive erection which i was like hang on a second you can't call it a teat he was covered in pre-cum he was saturated and he hadn't been in the pool

and i was like good editing there by my producers it was just felix because it was all over the house because of him that was disgusting he was like thanks for the date he stood up and he was like and i was like clever editing at it again okay so felix is just maybe really horny okay i'm very sexual right now in conclusion yes the single dates for all three were a success thomas is really into lauren jet is into angela felix not he's not into angela he likes alicia alicia whatever her name is okay we're like past the halfway point now who do you think is gonna win because i still don't know and this is the first time this is the very first season which i'm going to say you know hats

off to the bachelor it's the first season that i do not know i reckon jed will be with alicia is that is that a name yeah alicia alicia alicia alicia i think thomas will be with kiki for sure even though they have that jeopardy of the fact that she has five kids 12 kids whatever it is and she just want more kids i don't know about felix i can't part of me is like surely he won't pick jess surely it'll be telly's too obvious what do you think crystal no maybe shut the fuck up maybe maybe they've been stitched the fuck up do you reckon it's crystal maybe scandalous oh my god i don't think it's jess i think they went too hard on jess too early i feel like it's not going to be jess maybe it'll be it's crystal maybe it'll be tilly it's crystal

but i i just something in me and i'm probably wrong and that will just reconfirm to everybody that we know nothing which we've already said it's crystal i think it might be crystal holy shit why are you so i don't know i'm just guessing who have you been have you spoken to no no one this is nothing if if i had been sent this i wouldn't say it so oh my gosh i don't know I'm just guessing. Yeah, we do rumour again, apparently one is still together. One bachelor couple. Who told you this?

I can't remember. Okay, we're getting really off track. Okay, wait, wait, wait. And Thomas, I think Thomas is going to pick Kiki or... Oh, of course he is. What's the other one, Jasmine? Kiki, for sure. It's Kiki.

Group date. All right, group date. So the group date, they went out to a field and they played some bocce and some, I don't even know what it's called. What is it called? Croquet. Yeah, croquet. Giant Jenga.

stuff that you would do like in that one hour between when a wedding ceremony finishes and they've got to go and have their photos taken just like those really dumb games that no one ever actually plays everyone's just there to drink piss but like people will stand around with croquet sticks that's what they played exactly right yeah so that happened but the big scandal at the group date is that crystal is freaking out because tilly has obviously spent really intimate time with felix and now crystal keeps saying you know like what did i want to know if anything happened if anything happened she's clearly implying she wants to know if they had sex like she wants to know if it's gone beyond just making out and if anything sexual has happened

between them now i love crystal i've been very vocal about the fact that i'm a big fan of her work i just think that right now the fact that she's latched onto this so much oh my gosh it's making me it's making it really hard for me to still keep that love level with crystal at a premium yeah and I think that I mean this is really where her storyline is changing and I think a lot of people watched that episode and was like whoa I don't like the version of Crystal that I'm seeing and I know a lot of people are always like I'm saying my true colors well you're seeing someone be jealous and be upset because they're hurt I get it it is not nice but there's definitely some massive jealousy going on there although Crystal denies that it's jealousy even

though it is some people might think it comes from a place of jealousy it's not that at all why are you so stressed because i just want to know because they spent hours together i felt like i didn't get that along with him before on my single day okay i think it's one thing to ask tilly what happened but then asking felix what happened you don't do that that doesn't happen okay so crystal went and she asked felix point blank what happened between tilly and him on their single date and now look i'm not one to encourage lying i don't think that lying is good in any relationship but you can't soften the truth you can't just go in with like a little bit of the information disagree you gotta be honest well felix seems to think otherwise oh we got in the

pool yeah we're hooking up it was just a steamy pool session well there you go so it's tommy and Lauren, we're in there as well. It's just, it was out of control. Felix, what the hell is wrong with you? What are you doing? It's like there's two things you could do. One of them would make the situation worse and one of them would make the situation better.

And he's going, uh-huh, I know what to do. I will tell her exactly what happened and how steamy and fucking out of control and delicious it was. You're like, she was so hot. It was, I had a raging erection. She's got the best tits, doesn't she, Tilly? Stop saying tits. Where has this come from?

You've said tits twice in this episode. That's very unlike you. Yeah, well, hang on a second. I'm just going to rejig the last conversation. Maybe he doesn't end up with Crystal because if he did, obviously he wouldn't be so upfront about what's happened the night before on the single date with Tilly, right? Yeah, I'm just trying to think of the most extreme option

because surely he can't pick Jess. I don't know. I don't know. Felix is a mystery. Okay, so after the group date, we had the rose ceremony and Ebony. Ebony? I don't know who that was. Ebony has gone home, as has...

Do you think Ebony is the last of the people who no one knows who they are? No, there's still a few people. They cut to them very briefly. The camera angles are always super shaky and out of focus, and so I'm like, who is that person? But there's three or four who I'm like, I've not heard you say more than three words. So how are we going to get through all of them next week

and get to the winners next week? I don't know. I'm really confused. I thought we had two weeks left and then someone said, no, it's finals week. Next week is finals week. That's it. We're over.

Okay, we are believing a lot of rumours on this episode. That is something that I have noticed. It may not be next week. It could be the week after. We have no idea. We're just guessing. Sure, we don't know. At this point in time, we know nothing.

Either way, there's either one or two Batch Uncut episodes left. So savour every second right now. Soak it up. Take a moment. and if matt keeps doing laps and not breathing for extended periods of time there might be none but anyway guys that is it from us that's pretty much all that happened on this day oh no wait what there's one more thing what happened tash is back oh my god what the i mean like let's we just throw that in we don't know what happens but she's here she's back she's talking to jen

yeah it was spliced in that because the guys after the rose ceremony guys come back to the batch pad who was there she's climbed up the q1 building on the gold coast she smashed the window and she's literally yeah she's it's it's kind of scary the lights are dimmed she's an intruder well felix think he thinks it's a burglar so he's he crash tackles her to the ground and puts her into it and like a like a chicken wing hold and they slip on felix's semen which is still on the floor from the night before they just slip over it yeah and and tash is in hospital so it's who knows how this is going to end up sure okay surely she they have to just kick her straight out i reckon felix is gonna say not felix jed's gonna say no like you've done your dad he has to right

you've done your dash tash time to i don't know smash rash dash you've done your okay and on that note this episode is over thanks so much for joining us next week last week i think can you go and subscribe to the podcast if you've loved it go and leave maddie j a review tell him that He's doing a fantastic job, and you know the drill. Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your friends and your sister and your cousin and your dad. Kids are asleep, don't go too loud. And share the love. Because we love love.

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