Life Uncut - BONUS EPISODE - Uncut with KIIS FM Part 2

Episode Date: November 15, 2020

Your girls were on radio!HERE IT IS LIFERS, a very cheeky bonus episode of our first radio segment on KIIS FM.Answering all your life uncut questions live and having a good old laugh with Mitch Churri.This is a packaged up little Bonus Episode of our second and final segment.We will be back to our normal scheduling on Tuesday, but hope you enjoy these fun little morsels.BIG LOVE - Laura and BrittSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

all right lifers welcome back well not really welcome back it's just me Laura Britt is still away in Port Macquarie and this is the little bonus episode a bonus episode part two that I promised you guys last week for anybody who missed out on the kiss fm segment that we did with mitch the other night we said that we would bring you our second installment so here it is and don't worry guys like next week we are back to our very very regular and normal programming we have an awesome episode coming out for you on tuesday which is the fertility episode that i have been teasing for weeks now and i i really cannot wait to release this episode so that's coming on tuesday and then we'll be back to our normal ask on cut on thursday but in the interim enjoy this

sweet little bonus episode think of this as the little after dinner mint you know what there's going to be some people out there who radio segments aren't for them and they're all about the podcast but there's going to be someone out there who loves an after dinner mint that's it this is for you anyway this is weird because i'm just sitting in my bedroom talking to myself and i can't wait to get back into our normal episodes so we will see you on tuesday but in the meantime, we hope you enjoy it. And here it is. Mitch Tilt Midnight. Welcome back. It's Kiss Nights. I'm Mitch Tilt Midnight. Happy Wednesday. I'm very excited

for this. It's becoming a bit of a thing. Brittany Hockley. Hockley? Brittany Hockley? I think most people say Hockley. I don't think anyone does. Laura Byrne. Literally only Brittany says Brittany Hockley. That just didn't land how I wanted it to. It definitely didn't. Live on radio. How are you girls from Life Uncut? Podcasts. We are great. How are you? You know what? I'm really good. I had you here last week. I'm like, let's get you back in. We loved it so much last week that we couldn't wait to come back.

When you asked us to come back, slash when we slid into your DMs and said, please have us back, we were thrilled. Stop making us sound so desperate, Brittany. We all came to a mutual agreement that you'd come back unpaid. So you're here. And actually, you know what? I just, I got like a text from Britt being like, we're here, come down. It's late at night. So I like go down, I make sure the show's all good. And then, oh my God, I didn't realize you had such a fancy car, Brittany. Yeah, look, actually, it's a funny story, that car. Yeah.

Tell us what kind of car you have first, Britt. Yeah, what is it? It's a white... It's a white Range Rover Evoque. It's a car that I've wanted forever. And you know what? It's about 18 months old. It was my birthday.

What are the kilometres? She's trying to sell it. She's shiny. She's new tires. No room, Debbie. No, so it's my birthday. And I was feeling a little bit sorry for myself. You know, single eight years, don't get presents on my birthday.

I thought, I'm going to take control of this situation. and I'm going to go out and buy myself a gift. Good. With thinking I was going to go buy some perfume. I hadn't had perfume in a long time. Went to the shops to buy perfume, drove past a car dealership, decided buying a shiny new white Range Rover Evoque

was a much better idea than buying a bottle of perfume, so I came home with an Evoque and no perfume. Oh, no. I like that when most people buy a Range Rover, it's because they're rich, and when you buy one, it's because you're having a mental breakdown. Yeah.

I'd like to say it's a quarter-life crisis, but it's probably closer to a mid-life crisis. Yeah, most people just, like, go to a Porto and get a triple Oprego burger on a mental breakdown, not a white crystal Range Rover. I did that on the way back from the dealership. Oh, so this was a big breakdown. Oh, it all went down in that car.

Well, I like to know that you're driving in style. It's nice to have you back. It's nice to have you both here. We have a big show planned. We're doing a Right or Wrong later in the show. Britt, something happened on a date, or it's a trend, right, Laurie? You've noticed that something keeps happening on dates with Britt? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is something that happens on every date. It doesn't quite work out. On the good dates, she doesn't do this, But on the bad days, this is a telltale pretty sign. I don't know if it's necessarily that bad, but we'll find out. Yeah, we're going to be asking you guys right or wrong. Coming up in about 30. And we're going to be doing Ask Uncut, answering all your deep, dirty, dark secrets.

Did I get that right? All your deep, dark and dirty questions. Just throwing some more alliteration in there. You're working on it. That was tricky. And Laura, we're going to start with you. Something happened. You're obviously a beautiful partner, Matty J.

You turned on by him in a way you never thought you would be. He's a very sexy man, but that is not what gets me hot and heavy these days. Jeez. Let's get straight into it. I'm having that in a little bit. A couple songs time here at Kids' Nights. I'm Richard on Midnight. Right now, I've got Britt and Laura, the Life Uncut podcast girls.

Hello. Hello. You know, I'm from Batchy. You guys are like, do I say Batchy? You guys from Batchy Laura? No, we cut that. We're never going to leave that behind us. No, it's where we're from, but we don't really like to throw it out there that often these days.

Because I feel like we're from the podcast now. We've gone our own ways. We've carved our own path. We've moved on. The stigma. But yes, yes, from the bachelor. Ex-badger girl, yes. So at the end of the day, yes, you're a badger girl.

Laura, you actually fell in love. You were with the beautiful Matty J. I am. He is beautiful. You guys have a baby, another one on the way. Yes, we were very productive in a few short years. Which is, yeah, and we were talking off the air about the baby and sort of doing things,

and obviously you've got to do a certain act to have a baby, right? Sex. Yes, that's true. Spoiler guys, it's sex. Correct. And you were saying that lately you've been turned on by Matty, which is normal, but from really weird things that he's doing? Well, I mean, like, look, the man is a very, very attractive man.

And, you know, he has abs on his face, on his chest, all of the places where abs could possibly be. And he came home from the gym the other day and he was sweaty and he was glistening and I was like, no, I'm way too tired for this. Like, I don't have any time for that. And then ten minutes later, the man was folding some towels. And I was like, is he cleaning? And then another ten minutes later, he had a Dyson in his hand

and I was like, I'm about to slide off this seat. I'm ready. Let me guess, he picked up the windex. Oh, yeah, don't get me started. He had some windex in his hand. It would have been a whole problem. Jesus, yeah, I'm glad he didn't pick up the chucks. You would have jumped in right there and then.

This is what happens when you're, like, married and you have kids and your house is a mess and everything is chaos. You just want a man who cleans. Yeah, real basic stuff. I mean, speak to yourself, guys. Yeah, yeah. Are you the same, Britt? Do you have anything like that?

Unconventional things that turn you on? With my lifelong partner? No. Anything that you do? Britt's the single one. So she still gets turned on by normal stuff, like hot guys that have abs. That's enough. No, no.

I get turned on, actually. I get really turned on by a guy that has a real-life hard book. Oh, I was like, God, where are we going? No, that's not unconventional. That's pretty standard. Not a Kindle, not a paper, nothing. A man that is reading, there is nothing sexier to me. And if he has a turtleneck on and he's reading a book, I am sold.

It's my thing. I'm sorry. Is it a book maybe at a park or on a bench or is it the setting or it's just the act of knowing how to read? Oh, look, the setting, I mean, the setting's the backdrop, isn't it? So it helps if the sun's on his naked body also, but I'm not... Where are you? What park is this?

How did he get naked? We're at the nudist beach. He was in a turtleneck, Laura, two minutes ago. He's just naked from the waist down? Guys, it accelerates rapidly, all right? Yeah, it doesn't matter if you're in a turtleneck and no pants. Yes, you're aroused. Whose fantasy is this, guys?

Let me play it out. You live your dream, girlfriend. You live it. So, Laura, I want to know, so was this pre-baby? Or is it just now that you've had kids and you've sort of domesticated? It's these things that turn you on. Is it new? Look, it's pretty new.

But also I think once you have a kid, your house is chaos. There's toys everywhere. It's just never properly clean. And so, you know, like, look, living in a messy house isn't really arousing. But a man with a dice and some spray and wipe and some perfectly folded towels, oh, it's good. It's good stuff. What else can he suck up?

Oh, I don't think he's the one. I'll tell you about that in the end, Brady. No, thank you. All right, I want to go to some calls. 131065, what's your unconventional turn on? Because maybe it's like, you know, knowing how to fold a pair of socks right, because that's hard, you know, doing the inside out and then...

Look, when people take the effort to actually pair socks after they've been in the wash and put them in the drawer as a unity, like, that, for me, blows my mind. Yeah, very true. I don't have that level of organisation in my life. All right, 131065 is the number. We'll take some calls and we'll get your unconventional... turned on i'm excited so it's cleaning it's vacuuming no i'm ready for this

all right call us 301065 here at kiz he's a tv rock sean here at kiz nights free wednesday it's mixed or midnight here at kiz uh brit and laura from life uncut hey girls how are you hello hello you guys are hanging out for the next like what like you're here for an hour all up really i mean until you drag us out kicking and screaming very true I'll leave on time. We're taking your calls right now, 131065. What's your unconventional turn on? Because, Laura, you've got one with your partner, Matty J.

I absolutely do, and that is when he cleans the house. It is the sexiest thing I have ever seen. Topless? Is he fully clothed? Oh, fully clothed. No, even wearing shoes. It's just so sexy. And is it like a little clean-up of the breadcrumbs,

or is it a deep clean? No, it's a deep, deep clean, Mitch. It's just how you know you're at the next stage of your life, isn't it? Well, yeah, it's when you've really peaked and you've become a full-blown mum and everything else has just gone to absolute hell in a handbasket. As soon as your partner starts cleaning, you're like, let's get to the bedroom. We've got one hour before the baby wakes up.

When the pino clean is the safe word. You know you've really peaked. That scent in the air, I'm like, ooh, that's romance. Glenn 20. Invite Glenn over. Everyone's like, you've got a third. You're like, no, it's Glenn 20. Let's go to the phones.

We've got Sam in Erskineville. Hey, Sam, what's your unconventional turn on? Hey, guys. I absolutely love this show. So my thing is I forever drive around with the fuel light on. I don't even mean to, but when my partner returns the car with a full tank of petrol, the fact that he has thought to do that, I find so sexy.

So it's not even watching him fill up. It's not like slow-mo watching him pump the tank. It's just the fact that he's done it. The slow-mo pump is the icing on the cake. It's just the thought to fill the car up with petrol. I would never think to do that. and the fact that he does is such a turn-on. I'm there for this,

but I also, like, secretly am turned on by the smell of petrol, like the smell of petrol on a man, which is a weird turn-on, but I, like, just want him to come home with a bit of it splashed on him as well. Can you tell the difference between, like, 69 and... Not 69, like, 96? Oh, God.

Where are you going with this, Mitch? He's also turned on by the smell of petrol, everyone. Oh, I love it. I love a good BP, cow dicks. I could tell you a smell that turns me on, but you guys would think I was a sociopath, so maybe we'll do it off-air. No, no, tell us.

You can't do that. Don't judge me, straight up. You're right. It doesn't turn me on, but a smell that I absolutely love is the smell of burning skin. That is not okay, and that is very strange. You should have been off air. And I'm really sorry that she just took that to a very deep, darkened place.

Guys, no, in an operating theatre, I can find space. Stop trying to justify. No, I can find space. When you're cauterising a heart, I'm like, nope, I don't need justification. It gets me so wet. That's all I need. I don't do it in my room, guys. It's just don't work.

No, Britt, this is an off-air chat. Off-air chat. Thank you, Sam. Oh, my God. Well, I tried to tell you it was off-air and you made me say it on air. Yeah, Laura, we read the room. I really expected more of you, Brittany. Same.

Really? You expected more than that? I didn't, to be honest. Yeah. Michelle in Bronte, hit us. What's your unconventional turn on? Hey, guys. Hey.

So, I really love it when my partner is reading a newspaper, but specifically the Australian Financial Review. Yes. to talk ASX listings to me and all that dirty laundering. The all odds aren't the only thing that's up. I love this. What specifically about the financial review turns you on?

Well, it means that he loves money. The fact he's trying to get ahead for you, love that. Brittany has a Range Rover. She's all for this chat. Yeah, just what page do I go to? Let me know. That's the best. Thank you, Michelle.

Let's go to Luke in Malvern. Lukey, end it for us. What's your unconventional turn on? Well, I feel like mine's actually quite similar to the girls. I really like when my partner not only, like, fills the dishwasher with dirty dishes, but he goes that extra mile and pours that, like, Finnish rinse aid into it. Oh, you want the job done properly. Like, go hard or go home.

No, you just like that shiny little finish. I know. I'm here for him finishing. Oh! Thank you, Luke. Perfect. Cutting him off. I knew it was going to go there.

Jesus. This is what we asked for, wasn't it? Like, what were we expecting when we asked for people to turn on? There you go. Do you feel a little bit better now knowing it's not just you? Oh, I know everyone else out there has many issues, as do I. I feel very comforted in all this. I'm putting it out there.

I feel like I'm actually the minority. Yes, yours was weird, and we're going to just put that behind us. We're going to go to some ads now. We're going to unpack that. We're also doing Ask Uncut. Some questions you can ask the girls. The lines are open in about 15 here at KISS. Mick will be right back.

Thanks for listening to Kiss It's Mitch Till Midnight Happy Wednesday 10.08 I got Britt and Laura From Life Uncut here Hello girls Hey Mitch

Hello hello Good to have you Good to have someone Normally I do this on my own Every night So it's really nice To have people in here In the studio

It's lovely Just you and the cleaner Barley Oh you remembered his name He's a great guy I miss him Barley's gone Yeah no

Barley doesn't get it. He comes late. He plans his night around you two. He's very starstruck. He's just waiting until we leave so he gets full on mid-time. You guys actually didn't see him, but he was just cleaning that window looking at us. I'm not kidding.

He was just there. Barley, why are you cleaning with a HD camera? He's just filming in here. Wait, does that man have some spray and wipe? Is that what we're talking about? No, no, don't. He's got his pants on. She'll jump his bones.

Poor Barley. We are talking right now. Actually, something that happened off the air. Britt, you mentioned to us that something's happened a couple of times because you're single, ready to mingle. You're going on dates. and Laura flagged it as something that is reoccurring, right? What is it?

Look, Laura flagged a lot of things on my behalf. I don't get away with much. No, look, I'm not opposed to giving feedback when asked on a date. And I don't think that this is the end of the world. So a date's not going to go well and he might say to me, where did it go wrong? Like, I thought it went really well. Instead of taking the easy route and saying it's not you, it's me,

I just tell him it was him and I tell him what was wrong. I also think from time to time you give the feedback even when they haven't asked for it, which is another whole topic of conversation. Like one time, one time, I'm going to give you the condensed version. On this day-long date with this guy, we're on a boat having a great time.

He was a gentleman, he was romantic, he was sweet. I was like, bing, go. He walks me home and then out of nowhere, he's like, can I carry a bag for you, everything, brilliant. Out of nowhere he says, you know what? I just really want you to sit on my face. Oh, dear. Wow.

We went there very quickly. Zero to 100 real quick. Now, I could have just left it at that and said, you know what, this isn't for me and walked away. Or sat on his face. Or sat on his face. On the street. Yeah.

I had two options. But instead, I thought I would just delve deep. And I said to him, you know what, do you have a mum? He was like, sorry, I'm like, do you have some childhood trauma? Did you not have a woman in your life? I was like, because this is not normal. And then I proceeded to tell him everything that he did wrong. I wanted to know why he did it wrong, gave him feedback,

told him how to succeed in the future. And at the end, he was a different human. He's like, thank you so much. Like, I recognize that that was not right. It's very noble that you want to leave people better than you found them. But I think as well, I'm thinking, you know what Tinder really needs? Britney. Yes, it needs you.

It's got you. But it also needs a star rating so that when you finish going on a date, you don't have to converse. You can just say two stars. Yes. Mate, that sucked. You're a five star. You're a six-star.

Well, no one's a six-star. You're a one-star. Yeah. But a star rating, how simple would that be? Let's Uber Tinder. It's an Uber review. Interesting. But is that right or wrong?

I don't know. I think I'm doing a good thing for them. It's not in a rude way at all. See, personally, I think it's wrong because just don't say anything, right? Like, I'm no one's mom. I'm no one's dad. I don't need to give them life advice on the fly. If they're being a little shithead, I leave.

I'll never talk to them again. I'll block them. But I've made him perfect for the next person. I'm the one before the one. Put that on a t-shirt I'm trademarking that too Brittany is the wife maker She's like date me

And then you'll find your person I make them perfect For the next person They go home They pick up a Dyson And they find their wife Interesting Okay 131065

Right or wrong Feedback on a date Call us now 131065 Here it goes Monotonic There's Let Me Forget You Aussie Guys

At Kiss Nights At 10.16 I'm Mitch till midnight I'm here Out live with Brit And Laura From Life Uncut The podcast

from Batchy. Hey, girls. Hi, Mitch. Thanks for having us. I'm puffed. I'll tell you what, we've got a lot of calls coming through.

The team are telling us we've really lit a fire under Australia's buttocks. And I'm dying to know the answer. Or privates, I should say, because Brit has brought a right or wrong to the table. Is it right?

Is it wrong? To give feedback, essentially, on a day, on a first day. I don't think it's the end of the world. I'm trying to leave the world a better place.

Unsolicited feedback as well. I think that that's what we need to kind of outline here. No, a bit of A, B, to B. Sometimes it's asked, sometimes it's not. All right, well, we put the question out. 131065, if you're listening at home, give us a call. We want your opinion.

Phoebe, in Cabramatta, you're on with the gals. Hit us, right or wrong? I think it's right. I'm team Brittany on this one. Okay. Phoebe, how much feedback are you going to give, though? Like, what if the sex was terrible? Do you then get in touch with him the next day and say,

hey, I just want to let you know your performance was not really where I was expecting. I give you an F. Yeah, what level are you at? No, I think when it comes to sex, the feedback can stay at home in their room. But when it comes to poor behavior, for sure, call them out because you're just making them better for the rest of us single ladies out there. Yes, thank you. She's a good woman out here.

That's what I'm saying, you know? I'm like the superhero of dating. You are. You're taking on all of us. Gee, what's your tagline? The one before the one. I'm the one before the one. That's not something to claim.

It's miserable, isn't it? Really? I'm sorry, I'm not trying to claim it. I'm making the best of my situation. There's a difference. Very true. Cashing in. and that's how she got the white Range Rover.

She's very smart. Well, yeah, the quarter-life crisis. Exactly right. Let's go to Sophia in Surrey Hills. Sophia, right or wrong? Oh, totally right. You should give feedback. Yes, thank you, Sophia.

You're on my team. Sucked in, Laura. Okay, but why do you care so much to give feedback? That's my question. Don't you just wake up the next day and go on with your life, and you're like, that guy can go on with his life, and then everybody just gets on? Yeah.

Why do you care? There's also no other... No, you go, Sophia. No, 100%. I had a situation where I once was saying to someone I was a bit open in my sexuality, and then they sent me a lot of pictures of them doing BDSM. And I was like, whoa, you need to know that's pretty full on. Boundaries.

That was, yeah, I think they took that to a stage 10. That is a big boundary. That's a big boundary. And like me taking that, yes, exactly. And me taking that little bit of extra time to correct bad behavior literally is making it better for you if you were the next person to date them. So I think it's worth the energy, personally. But you don't give feedback in other situations.

Yeah, I was just saying that I was open to, like, being a bit, like, promiscuous, as in going for drinks, you know? Yeah. And then you got all these gifts, and you're like, whoa, what is in his mouth? He just was not reading the room. I'm not a pina colada. All right, thank you, Sophie, for the call.

Let's go to Brooke in Sydney. Just say, Sydney, Brooke, what's your opinion, right or wrong? I am a big no on this one. I think it's absolutely ridiculous. But honestly, if it doesn't go right, move on. We're not doing a bloody pros and cons list. Let it go. I'm not going to make a PowerPoint conversation,

but are you saying if a man's abusive to you, you're not going to tell him that that's wrong behaviour? Is that what you're saying? Oh, well, that's a different ballgame. Is it though? That's what the question is. No, it's not. Come on.

It's like if you go and have a drink with a guy and the banter's crap and he's a bit crap and then you leave it and you're like, well, I'm never going to see him again. Do you sit down and say, hey, look, you really need to work on your banter because it just wasn't funny. But I've never done that. Well, okay, well, maybe that's the question.

We're in a real pickle now, aren't we? Brooke, I'm here with you. I'm glad you're saying it's not necessary because I agree. Me too, Brooke. Not needed. I'm with you. I'm with you, gal. Also, like, you do go to the deli at Coles and you say 300 grams of honey roasted ham.

They give you 310. You go, here's the thing. What you're doing wrong is, like, do you pull apart all the little things in your life? Well, I don't eat ham. Oh, God. She already wrote a letter to Woolworths earlier this week and said, I really need to talk to you about the deli section. I think, once again, this happened last week.

The problem here is just break. We keep establishing. I think you guys aren't understanding what this segment's about. Oh, okay, now it's bad behaviour. We go, now it's our fault. Now it's our fault, Lauren. All right, goodness me. Up next, we're going to be doing, actually,

Gwyneth Paltrow released the Goop top presents to buy this Christmas. They're bougie, they're fancy. You guys haven't heard it. I'm going to read it out in a couple of songs here at Kiss Nights. Stan Walker here at Kiss Nights. I'm mixed till midnight. Happy Wednesday. Tiger Lily, DJ, superstar.

He's on with me. Quarter to 11 right now. I got Britt and Laura from Life on Cut podcast. Girls, it's a pleasure. Always a pleasure. Thanks for having us. It really is fun. And I thought of you today because trending on.

You can stop there. You go to the song and we're done. I think about you guys a lot. You want to see things? I go, the girls will love this. And I, of course, listen to Life Uncut, so I know exactly what this is on brand for you. Okay, you know our niche.

I know the niche. Yeah, well, I didn't realise it was cleaning and men, and it was all, we've learned a lot tonight. The thing's got a bit weird. New niches. This is trending on Twitter, right? It's Goop, which is Gwyneth Paltrow's, like, holistic beauty company.

Oh, we know Goop. We love Goop. We talk about her quite often. Good old vagina steaming. Yeah, and the vagina candle. Like, she's been in the news for a couple of years with all the stuff that she releases. Weird products.

And the very, very expensive solid gold dildo. Oh, yeah. Still on my Christmas list. How much does that go for? Kind of like $24,000. Maybe it was 24 carat. I can't remember. Let's go three ways.

Very expensive. Let's split it. Right now, though, she's released her top gifts for Christmas 2020, right? And the ludicrous. As soon as I saw it, I thought of you. So I printed out the list and I thought, why don't I read some out and just get your hot takes on the list. Number one is a sourdough bread loaf lamp.

Oh, look, you haven't lived unless you've got a baguette lamp in your lounge room. Where does the globe go? Have a look. I'll pass it over. It's very lifelike. For anyone who can't see, obviously, you can't see this. You can look it up. For anyone.

But it is literally a patisserie piece of bread. That's a lamp. With a tampon out the back. That's the cord coming out. Would you purchase? Let's get the consensus. Look, I could have that in my lounge room. I don't mind a carb, but I don't know if I'd put it in my lounge room.

No, I tend to agree. Let's move on to this. This is handy until you get to the price tag. It's a study pod, right? It's $12,000. What's a stud pod? A study pod. It's like a study booth, like a little space age box that you put into a room.

It's like what you get at the universities, you know, the little, it's enclosed, like a little cabin. Why don't you just get a desk in a room? Why do you need a room inside a room? So this is, I guess, guys, this is, it literally looks like a space age box. I guess you put this in case you're in a share house and you needed to study inside of a lounge room. It's like a soundproof. Yeah.

But I feel like you could just get a box for a lot less money than that. Or, bro, put some headphones on and go to the library. Save $12,000. I agree. What about Cope Steak? Beautiful. $13,000 for a kilo. Cope Steak.

What is Cope Steak? Cope is like really high-quality Japanese Wagyu beef. For how much? $8,000 or $12,000. Depends on the size. Oh, my God. More money than cents. I agree.

Look, I'm looking it up as we are talking about this right now. I do have a question for you. Do you think this is used on your face, or could this be a vibrator? Oh, okay. Talk me through this. A 24-carat gold-plated vibrating T-bar. Look, the word vibrate gives it away, because I think it's not going to be what you think,

so I'm going to go that's a face object. Well, T-bar makes me think of, like, a razor scooter. And you don't want that to be vibrating in the mountains. That's sort of extreme sports. Well, it's the lifting and sculpting your face. I reckon you could probably use that T-bar somewhere else by the shape of it. Oh, dear. It's very phallic, guys, and it vibrates.

Let's rattle some more. Watermelon bag, $9,000 Hermes watermelon bag to carry your watermelon. I just wish I had this much money. I wish I was so wealthy that I could buy such an unnecessary piece of a leather bag for your watermelon. For your watermelon, yeah. Bougie. Not all watermelons are the same size, too. It's not purpose fit for Universal Melon.

You know what? You're speaking to someone that not that long ago. Well, last year I went to buy a watermelon, got to the counter. And you know when you put something through and you don't look at the price before you get there? Yeah. It came up like $15 for the quarter or something. They must have been really rare at the time.

And you also didn't have a bag to carry it in. But I put it back. Not only did I not have an $8,000 bag, I was like, put the quarter of the watermelon back. I'm good. Oh, my God. You know, they have to throw that away. Once you take fresh stuff out of the fridge, go and waste it.

It's not COVID safe. It's wrapped in plastic. I don't know. Like Barbie. What about a sex journal for couples? There's no price on this one. It's probably from Typo or something. A sex journal?

How much? There's no price. Yeah, but a sex journal to document your... Wait, this is for you to write down your sexual experiences. And then who's going to read them? Like, I understand journaling your child's first year of life or your dreams. But what are you going to do? Like, on the next weekend?

Oh, that was really... That missionary position really got me off. Let's read that again and then rub one out on Sunday. Like, how does this work? Yeah, babe, what a position can we do on Thursday? And did I give it five stars or four? Get the sex journal! Did I put the happy sticker next to it or the angry one?

It's next to the photo books of our beautiful child. But dear God, I'm not into it, Gwen. All right, we're taking your questions, 131065. We're asking Uncut Next. We'll do Peaking Duck now here at Kiss Nights. I'm Mitch Till Midnight. God, they're just ridiculous. Wednesday night at Kiss FM.

I'm Mitch Till Midnight. I'm here, Britt Mallora from Life Uncut Podcast. It's been like an hour, guys. Time flies when you're having fun. You can't get rid of us. I know you're trying to wrap it up now, but we're not going anywhere. You should have heard me in the songs. I'm like, we're done now, guys.

Sorry, Michipoo, we're not leaving. Jesus Christ. I brought my overnight bag. Sleeping bag. Zip it up. You know, oodie. We're taking your calls now, 131065. We're doing Ask Uncut.

It's a segment from the pod, Life Uncut. And essentially, now what is it, Laura? I get it wrong every time. This is when we answer your deep, dark, and burning questions. Okay. Alex has a burning question. I can only imagine. Come at me, Alex.

Rush Cutters Bay. Alex, you're on with the girls. There's some cream for that. Yeah. Hey, guys. So my partner has a weird thing about her phone. She always puts it face down when we're together. She sleeps with it under her pillow.

I've asked about it, and she always gets a bit funny. She always says that nothing's going on. But do you think I would be within my rights to just have a little look? Ooh. Look, I'm crazy and have been crazy in a past life, so I'm going to say go for it. You're asking the wrong person. It's not good advice, but that's not what you asked for.

You just asked for advice. You wouldn't even have made it under the pillow if it was my partner. I don't think you need to go into her phone straight away, but it's a little alarm bell. Anyone that's overly protective of their phone, I mean, they're hiding something, surely. Yeah, I agree. If you're willing to get radiation damage to your brain

by sleeping on your phone, you're hiding something. Absolutely, and I think that when your intuition is raging, it's raging for a reason. So there's something very wrong here. Maybe if you're at the point in a relationship where you feel like you need to go through your partner's phone, that's not the relationship you should be in. Alex, do you have, like, an open phone policy?

Well, it's getting close to Christmas, so it might just be, like, a Christmas gift thing. I might be trying to ruin Christmas gifts. Oh, that's cute. That's so cute. No. This is true. So when Matt was going to propose to me, basically he... So Matt was going to propose.

Matt had put a photo vault on his phone, And we have a very open phone policy between us. And I remember seeing this photo vault and I was like, I'm sorry, what photos do you have that you need to keep private from me? And then I got like stage five crazy to the point where his sister had to pull me aside and be like, look, he's doing something for you and you're going to ruin it. That's unlike you to go crazy.

So maybe she's going to propose. It could be one of the two things. Propose or cheating, the two best and worst things. The spectrum is wide and vast, but we just don't know where she sits on it. Yeah. So what do I do? I think you need to honestly, you can't go through her phone without her knowing because then it makes it as bad as her hiding something.

I think you need to be open. If you love each other, just say, look, I would like an open phone policy. Is that okay? I just want to feel more secure. Feedback, as Britt would say. This is the right time for feedback. Love that. This is the right time to do it.

All right, Alex. Hope that helped. Thanks, guys. Thanks for calling. Emily and St. Kilda, you're on with the gals. Hi, girls. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily.

How are you? Good. What you got for us? It's not a deep, dark burning, but I work a pretty corporate, high-profile job, and my career is super important to me, but my husband wants me to quit and have a baby and be a stay-at-home mum. But you don't want to? I don't want to give up my career, and he doesn't really want to give on the working

mum thing. Do you want a baby, though? I do want a child. I just don't want one yet. Okay, I've got advice here. This actually is the situation of my brother, but reversed. So similar but different. Yeah.

My brother is in a relationship, and he really, really, really wanted the child. She, actually, no, it's the same, sorry. She was in a high-profile career. She didn't want to have it. So she ended up saying, you know what? She wanted a child, but she didn't want to give up a career. She said, I will have this child if you're willing to be the stay-at-home dad. So I'll do the first three months, the breastfeeding,

and then I'll go back to work and you can stay at home. So it was like a meet-half-way thing, and that's what he did. He was a stay-at-home dad for a year, and she went back to work and kept going with the profession, and it's just what worked for them. Modern family. But also, if you both have high-pressure jobs and you're both earning a great income, then you can send your kid to daycare.

Daycare's very accessible. That's always an option. Yeah, but maybe they're not. But maybe then... And also, the more time you spend with your own child after a period of time, daycare may become more attractive to all of you. Also, we need to talk about brass tacks.

Emily, who's making the more money here? Who's the breadwinner? Oh, yeah. I am. Oh, you're keeping your job. It's going to be a stay-at-home dad. We've had enough. Tell him to get a casual shift to Kmart if he really wants it.

Yeah, like, he's going to quit his job tomorrow. Procreate. I'll tell him in the morning. Perfect. I want you to report back, please. yeah next week let us know how it goes that's the best

thanks Em she's like the life uncut girls and some sweaty guy on the radio told me to quit your job quit your job

and stay at home raise our child guys you can send in questions to the girls life uncut the podcast you can get it anywhere on the free iHeartRadio app it's so much fun

I love the pod and thank you for coming on I appreciate it this is when I say goodbye we love being here don't say goodbye next week it's just the beginning

yeah and then Laura you're just gonna no no Britt you're gonna just go under the table and sleep right I've got my sleeping bag, got my thermals, I'm good to go Thanks so much for having us

It's always a pleasure, we love doing this with you It was so much fun, I'll see you next week Calm down, calm down Don't promise these because Let's just have your people speak to our people and we'll go from there Will do, thanks girls Tiger Lily's on with me next here at Kiss Night Thank you.