Life Uncut - Britt's 'ample bust' and the line between fetish and fine for mother-daughter collabs

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

Hey Lifers! We've had a bit on since we last caught up!We had our Perth and Sydney shows; they were both fkn great!We also had the radio awards and Britt has a bee in her bonnet about the reporting of the awards night, or lack there of, with the only focus being on flesh. We also unpack the line between fine and fetish with mum and daughter collaborations. Denise Richards and her daughter Sami Sheen have teased an onlyfans collab for the second time.  You can cast your vote for the Australian podcast awards here! GET TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW HERE  If you have an question please send it on it to life uncut podcast on Instagram hereJoin us on tiktok Or join the facebook group here Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands were never ceded. We pay our respects to their elders past and present. Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. This episode was recorded on Darug Walamutta land. Hi guys and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura. I'm Brittany Hockley. Hello, Brittany Hockley. Delivering my full name.

Why? Just in case we have a new listener today. It's like you're on your birth certificate. The whole thing. For anyone new, Brittany's middle name is Mayo. Wow. Wow, you threw me under the bus straight away. It is Mayo.

No, I like it. I know that you always say it's weird, but I like it. It's not Mayo on its own, though. It's Nicola Mayo. So it hits different when it's double barreled. Also because it sounds like a little bit of extra seasoning. Nicola Mayo. Nicola Mayo.

Sounds like it could be something you would order at a restaurant. i actually get a side of nicola mayo thanks it's really grown on me i actually really like mayo and i always have said if i ever went to hollywood i'd change it it'd be my stage name have you seen that new film mayo's in that's how it would roll off the tongue i don't hate it when you say it like that i mean we've spoken about this before but like my middle name i am the most basic of bitches. Karen? No, I'm not a fucking Karen. Dependable. I am the most basic 1986 bitch that there ever was. My middle name is Anne. Anne, Anne, Anne. Me and literally 97% of the population that was born that year are Anne. And if you're not Anne, you're Louise. Or you're a Mary Anne

or you're something Anne. Elizabeth is another big one as well. But you know what? That's it. It's like our whole parents' generation had absolutely zero creativity. And you know what? I've realized our generation has no creativity either our generation's middle name is May we've all done a 180 giving their kid the middle name May because it's like your grandparents middle name so poor Marley she not only does she she's hyphenated you wait till I have a kid May ain't gonna be basic ain't gonna be mainstream it's gonna be like maya hoohoo lala starlight starlight something no it's like lunar eclipse no it's not it's not but it'll probably be a little different a little left field okay well so much has happened since we last spoke to you guys not so

much since i last saw you brick because i feel like all five hours ago we are i mean we're on a high or maybe we're still feeling high that's because last night was the sydney show which was amazing but we've done perth shows since we last spoke to you guys it's been across the country it's all been happening we got home from the sydney show at the state theater last night which was incredible like lived out my dream of selling out the state theater it's one of the most beautiful theaters if you guys are sydney-based and you are into shows and you've been to the state theater you'll know what i'm talking about and if you haven't ever been it is truly like you're stepping back into a hollywood theater it's so old and it's got all these

beautiful old pictures and it's really high with chandeliers and painted walls and it feels like you're in like a mini louvre or something it kind of feels like you're going to like this moulin rouge burlesque show except then there's us on stage half naked so like you know it kind of was the same just a modern half naked I was I was wearing the world's shortest skirt and my labia was flapping around for everyone in the front row did have a very short dress on yes but sex sells I mean I was like how are we gonna sell out this no but this is exactly what the people want no but we got home and I think the adrenaline's just so high that I'm just wired all night and then we get up early for work so I was just I feel like I was just laying in bed like a

salmon all night with my eyes open like going through the night again because it leaves you such a high and you guys like the audience was so amazing i know we spoke about it from adelaide but people made signs one girl made like we love love glasses someone wrote us a letter like meeting you guys is the fucking best part of the show so my whole family came like my mom and my dad my brother my brother's partner my aunties and uncles multiple of them my nieces and nephews like their kids i had so many family members there and my auntie melissa who a lot of you guys might know from the discussion group she's very active if you're in the discussion group she was going around i swear she was selling tickets she was at a pub down the road pimping out my parents and

herself she's like i'm britney hockley's auntie she's like you and all these other people at the pub were going to the show then i started to get photos with my parents they're like oh can we take photos with mom was like why do you want a photo of me she's like because you're britney's mom it was wild oh babe i had the exact same thing people were taking my was getting tagged in photos of my mom and i think the only way that you guys know that she's my mom is because she's outside in the line telling you yeah so if anyone ran into kim baganski i'm very sorry she was real proud last night well okay i thought last night was amazing and also i mean we haven't spoken to you guys since we did perth which i always forget how far perth is away it's so far it's like flying

to bali but also how beautiful it is it's like you're in bali it's very flat isn't it it's like the flattest place i've ever been matt asked me what perth was like and i was like man it's flat I feel like if there weren't any buildings I could see forever. That's a really unusual observation. Thank you. Thank you very much. I don't know if it was a compliment. Great coffee at Petition.

Keish and I had an awesome breakfast that morning. But Perth as an audience were fucking wild. And I think it's because not as many shows make it to Perth. So everyone was just so stoked to be there. It was so fun. Oh, and the QT. We stayed at the QT right in the city, which was actually the most beautiful hotel. It was a vibe.

It was really, honestly, everything about Perth. Like the QT was beautiful. It was such an amazing place to stay. But the audience was just, I mean, I can't, I can't deal with you guys. I know. It's incredible. We're very lucky, aren't we? So the next show that we have on is Melbourne, just so you all know.

And that's on next Friday. And then after Melbourne, we've got Gold Coast, Canberra, and then Brisbane. And then that's it. So if you haven't got your tickets, there's still time. You can go to lifeuncutpodcast.com.au. Get your live show tickets. I'm sure you've seen so much of it on Instagram so far, but every show is a little bit different because every show has a different guest, which makes it really special. It also makes it really

fun for us because every show kind of feels new again. And that's something I'm absolutely loving about it. So like you'll get something different, even if you've been to two shows, come again, something else that happened. So on Saturday night, before we had the live show in Sydney, it was the Acris and the Acris is kind of like, I mean, it's the equivalent of the Logies, but for radio would you say like the night of nights for radio the same way we say the podcast awards is like the logies of podcasting it's the night of nights for radio like literally it was 100 years in radio people from radio all over the country flying for this night it's the night brit and i which is kind of weird and like as much as it was exciting it was also sucked a bit we

were up for the same award the two of us were up for best new talent in radio for doing the pickup which is always hard when you're like best friends you work together all day and then you're up for the same award but I was like I want you to win but I also like fuck you totally like we always said if one of us won would be so stoked and we're not just saying that of course we would because it's a win for both of us right like semi well one person wins more but it's it's great for the two of you but we love each other and we want each other to it's like it seems unfair that there would be an individual award when the whole process of radio is together you know like and then it just pits you against your co-host which sucks as well I actually don't mind that I think it's fine for

individuals to win things but the good part about it was neither of us won so we didn't have to worry there's no animosity so it was such a stitch up so they went through which was i mean it was probably the funniest stitch up of my life unintentional stitch up so they went through like and the winner is after naming all the people right the nominations are i hadn't heard all the nominations that were in our category but people like lauren phillips who does like breakfast down in Melbourne. We're in our category as well. So there was some big radio people. Anyway, the guy who's on stage, he's like, and the winner is Laura. And then there's a pause and everyone on our table was like, what? And everyone was like, Oh my God. And I, my mouth

was on the floor. Cause there was no part of me that thought I was going to win that. My mouth was on the floor and I was like, Oh my God. And everyone at my table is cheering. like everyone including me everyone's fucking screaming i was like fuck you laura and there was like a space and he pauses and then he goes oh callahan so shout out to laura callahan who actually won but it was that moment where it's like he couldn't read the last name properly so he paused for a second and we all just thought it was laura no i reckon he did it for dramatic effect he was like oh there's two lauras in this he's like nah i don't reckon okay whatever let's give him the benefit of the doubt the thing i wanted to talk about though brit is like i had

true wardrobe my functions at acras things actually went wrong for me you on the other hand were tightly strapped your little titties were oh they were locked and loaded they were not moving those things not an inch they were sucked in sucked down and ready for party town my boobs were so taped in that i couldn't have even gotten a rectal nipple if i tried they were strapped down baby okay but that did not stop something and that was there were only two articles that were written off the back of the acras the very first article that was written was all about Jackie O leading the way with her phenomenal weight loss. That was the first. Now, you know, I understand like radio is radio. Not everyone cares about it, but you know,

it's an important industry night. That was the first article that was written. It was all about Jackie O's weight loss and how fantastic she looks, which is a fucking double edged compliment as it is. But anyway, a double handed compliment. And then the second article that came out of that night was all around your titties. So usually I don't care. Now you guys might've just seen I posted something. I was just ticked off. Usually I don't care about this stuff because this isn't unusual for articles to be written completely about the way a woman looks or what she showed off or revenge body. You know, it's always about that, which I'm not saying is okay, but I always am really good at ignoring it. Yeah. But this time I just woke up on the wrong side of

the bed. And I was just really ticked off, literally. And I've since looked for it, Akra's 2023 Daily Mail, like what articles have come out. I cannot find more than two. Maybe I'm missing something because surely there's been written about winners and stuff, but nothing that I can see. This one just annoyed me. Like, it's not like I need an article about me at all. But if you're going to write one, at least make it somewhat about why you're there. Like, maybe that you and I were up for a nomination, put a photo of us together, whatever. But it was Brittany Hockley risks a wardrobe malfunction in extremely revealing frock at the 34th ACRA Awards. First line, Brittany went to daring lengths to stand out.

Then it says she wore a very revealing frock that left little to the imagination. She flashed the flesh. This is all in the first paragraph. Putting her ample bust on display and clinging close to her physique. Yeah. Who comes up with these fucking descriptions? Okay, wait. It's a great Mills and Boons novel.

this is what i feel like i'm reading risking a wardrobe malfunction the beauty worked all angles in her silky number that sat off her shoulders and offered a glimpse of her taut abs honestly i am proud of my abs yeah i mean congratulations i've been trying to work on them so i like that part no but in all seriousness i like that i liked that part no in all serious yeah can i pick and choose no in all seriousness a bit of the undertones throughout the article and it was the next part says this is the only part that they wrote about you laura you are up for a nomination as well but that's irrelevant they just said britney posed alongside her radio co-host laura burn laura put a little less skin on display but ensured her trim pins were highlighted

in the frockstar high split i just feel like that's another dig also at me for showing some amount of skin it was like well laura covered up more so it's okay it's almost like you can't complain because this is part and parcel when you work within the media landscape right you're always going to have articles written about you. You don't have control of them, but it is so frustrating when there are moments where they're like career highlights, where you're up for something that's important to you, where you are a professional, you have worked so hard to achieve something. And the only thing that is of significance is how much tits you flashed or didn't flash. And it's the undertones that that was you trying to get attention, that you were garnering attention

by having your cleavage out. The fact of bringing me into it as an example of someone who was dressed more demurely is just tacked on the bottom of the article which to be honest my titty was out all night but that's the thing i was like fuck you laura you actually got your tit out and you didn't get an article i didn't and i got the article no but i think look i mean i have many issues with this article for multiple reasons and it's more so because so the journalists behind it we're not going to name shame if you want to go look at you can look it up yourself you guys might remember many years ago i shared the story around how when i was in the shower my ex-boyfriend unconsenting to it. He pissed on me in the shower. It's a fucking gross story. He thought it was funny.

I didn't. The conversation was all around how consent is important in many different aspects and how it doesn't just always have to be around sex, right? Like this was me not consenting to being peed on in the shower. And there was such a monumental lack of respect for my ex-boyfriend who did this. Now the headline that was written by this journalist for that article, this is going back in 2021. It was Laura Byrne reveals a gross sex confession as she has a very frank discussion on her latest podcast with Power Brittany Hockley. And then the whole article that follows on from that implies that it was something that I was confessing to as though I had wanted it. Because I mean, to me, it's like, you can't confess to a sexual experience unless you're complicit in the

sexual experience. Like I'm not confessing to something that I had nothing and had no want to be done to me. Now, this article, which I took arms up against in 2021, was written by the same journalist who wrote this article about you, Britt. And I'm not saying that this is pointed towards just us. There's been loads of articles that have been problematic that have been written by this journalist. And I just think like, how is this the standard for what is acceptable when it comes to reporting? It's fucking wild. It is. And to be clear, I do know that people want to read this stuff. I know that people want to read about dresses and they want to see what people award that's totally fine if this article could have just put something in about the night or

accolades or anything like that it would have hit different but I was just like the only thing you've written about the entire award show not even me is about two women and their bodies so not the two women that have ticked all these boxes and are working so hard and like Jackie's winning awards left right and center it just rubbed me the wrong way and I know there's always going to be these kind of articles and there's nothing we can do about it but the fact that there it is a woman that is writing these kind of headlines about other women also got me a little bit like come on man yeah understandably so it's 2023 I mean I know you say that there's nothing that we can do about it and there really isn't this is something that happens every single day in

the media landscape but I think it's being conscious of it and like if you come across or you see a headline that you're like wow that is so wildly objectifying of that person don't click on it because the only reason why these articles are continuously written is because they're clicked on because somewhere in us you know we like the gossip we enjoy maybe it is this feeling of pitting women against each other or we love the idea of a weight loss success story or we like to put people down and so it makes us feel a little bit better and that's why we click on these articles it gives us a superiority in some way but I think like being really mindful around the content that you're consuming is how you let journalists know what it is that you want

to read and there's just like such basic objectification of the way people's bodies are especially during these moments of real career success and career highlights is so problematic because you would not find a single article written about how a man was dressed from that night or how he presented or what he looked like it's only about the women who are in that room yeah and I think the only other thing that that ticks me off I probably would have just rolled over and left it but it was I had woken up to a message from Ben because Ben just googles me right if I'm asleep and he knows something's on he'll google it to see what happened so I hadn't contacted him because I was either at the awards or in bed so he had woken up on the other side

of the world he does the googling he made the comment not in a bad way but just he was almost laughing he goes ha ha ha wow how's the only thing they've written about is is literally your boobs and your body and I was like for him to have noticed and point that out because he was looking to try and find out if I'd won, how the night went, and he couldn't find it. So for him to have said, wow, the only thing I can find on you is literally about your boobs and your body. It's humiliating.

I was like, you know what? You're actually right. Like how could there be nothing else about it in there? That was the reason that I really had this realisation where I was like, this is actually pretty good. Yeah. If my boyfriend can't even Google me, this is good. At least your boobs look good.

But he did say that. something that laura and i were actually talking about this morning we want to nut it out a little bit is denise rich is coming out saying that she is going to be doing an only fans collaboration for the second time with her daughter sammy cute it's always nice to have family things and spend time with your kids so i've do you know what last couple days i've actually haven't read into it i just ignored it because it didn't interest me i looked at it and i was like that's a little bit strange but i never clicked on it and then you brought it up this morning because you have some really strong feels about it i just think it's fucking what okay so just set the scene if you

guys don't know who this is so denise richards she used to be on bold and the beautiful she was also a bong girl she was married to charlie sheen charlie sheen's ex-wife she has children with charlie sheen sammy who is the daughter sammy is now 19 years old she's posed in playboy and i think like over and throughout her life and her career she has been a successful actress but she's also been highly sexualized and profiting off her sexualization of herself which you know all the fucking power to her. Like if you can make money from doing that, this in no way is this conversation to dig around that. Now, in recent times, we have seen photo shoots of people like Heidi Klum with her daughter in lingerie recently. They did an editorial shoot, which got

a lot of backlash, this weird, like mummy daughter kind of sexy lingerie shoot that happened. So Denise has come out on her own OnlyFans in the last couple of days. And she has written, should my mini me at sammy sheen and i do another collab and she's posted that to her subscribers so that her subscribers can weigh in on whether they would like another mummy daughter photo shoot behind the only fans paywall honestly there has been some very severe and divisive conversation online around this some people think it is wildly cooked some people think you know what if you can go and get some coin and you're not doing anything that's illegal or inappropriate even if some people don't agree with it then you should lean into it and get that well they've said

they're not doing porn they're not doing this is what they've said they're not doing porn they're not doing nudes they're not doing sexual content in terms of physical sexual content from what i can gather it will be a hot photo in lingerie i'm assuming could be swimmers i don't know because i haven't seen the post yes that's what i'm gathering we don't know how exposing that lingerie is we don't know how much touching we don't know what implied sexuality is going to go into those photo shoots we don't know anything because we are not subscribed to only fans and the content hasn't been created yet this conversation is based around the seeding and provoking your audience to engage with whether they want her or not to create this mummy daughter photo shoot and put it behind the

paywall right now just to give you guys some context they've already done one of these shoots before we don't have access to those photos but they made like two million dollars off the back of that photo shoot which is fucking wild well apparently they're making like two million dollars a month just not even off the back of the photo like i think that's just what they're making for this kind of content okay so i want to be honest here if someone told me that i could pose in a bikini with my mom in a g if i could cut if i had to cuddle my mom in a g-string and i would get two million dollars for it i would probably do it a hundred percent i would fly my mommy now i'd be like before this offer is pulled mommy get your hottest bikini put these nipple tassels on right

now mommy and cuddle me i should do it i reckon nicky nicky down fucking hey yeah miss hockley i'll join in as well for two mils shall we like okay and i i'm gonna say this everyone's got a price right you might think this is weird it is a bit weird we are not disputing the weirdness of this it absolutely is weird but would i do it probably the only thing i have an issue with of this and i think if i'm gonna unpack it from like a moral compass not from a go get your money girl compass. But my moral compass says there is something very deeply wrong in profiting off the fantasy of incest. And that's what I think this does. I think when you bait your audience, your OnlyFan audience, because, you know, even though there's people who are on OnlyFans who

have recipes and sporting stuff like fitness workout routines, I know that there are other things on OnlyFans. It's not just sex workers or sexual content. But I would say that the vast majority of content on OnlyFans is sexual. And if you look at Denise's images, even though she's not posting complete nudes or anything that is overtly sexual, both Sammy's and Denise's content, I would say that most of the people who are subscribing to that are men and they're subscribing to it with the want to get off on. So baiting your audience and saying, do you want me to do a mummy mini me photo shoot behind this paywall? I would say that most people are subscribing to that content because it gives the illusion of this mummy daughter fantasy. And that's the part of

it that I think is very fucking gross. And the reason why I think it's gross is because I think as a parent, you have the responsibility to protect your children. And I not to kind of lean into this, maybe, maybe I'm being too vanilla. Maybe I'm being too beige in my perception around this. But I think that more of the onus lies on Denise with this when her daughter's only 19 years old. That is still very young. Yes, she's an adult, but she is a very, very young adult. This to me errs on the side of exploitation of her mum for monetary gain. And that might be a harsh thing to say, but I think it kind of sits in this very grey area for me. Yeah, look, I don't really know how I feel about it. And I want to tell you why. I think the idea of a mother and a daughter in

lingerie next to each other isn't the worst thing in the world. Is it my first choice of content to look at? No. Would I do it for $2 million? Probably. But I still think it's strange. But I look at people like Heidi Klum and Lenny. People were on the fence about it. People were like, why are you posing with your daughter? But I was like, well, is it the end of the world for a mother and daughter who are very, very close, they have a great relationship to be in lingerie together? All women wear lingerie at any age. I don't think it's a problem. I think the problem with that shoot was more surrounding the fact that it's putting this perception out that mothers need to look the same and have the same body as their daughters. I think a lot of people took that the

wrong way for that particular photo shoot. The reason that this hits different is probably the way that she teased it and the fact that it is behind and linked to OnlyFans. So if Lenny and Heidi Klum are doing a photo shoot, there's not OnlyFans, but it's lingerie and it's paid. And now we've got Denise and her daughter, Sammy, that are doing a lingerie photo shoot. It's also paid, but it's connected to OnlyFans. The only difference that I can see is the way that it was teased and that is Denise saying a seductive photo like who wants to see me in my mini me I don't like the way she absolutely yes but what I'm saying is the content's the same but it's the tease and the way that they're trying to get the audience there that hits different I mean let's

be fair with this right like both people are profiting off this Heidi Klum is profiting off by being paid for an editorial campaign by a brand so it's not like one of them is and one of them isn't but the reason why I think Denise's is worse is because it sits alongside sexualized content and when Heidi Klum's images were created they sat as an editorial for a brand in a very public forum and it's the fact that if you scroll above or below the collaborated photos on OnlyFans you're going to see hypersexual photos of Sammy or Denise and then below it you're going to see those photos and in the middle you're going to see lingerie pickies with mummy right which is where it sits real fucking weird for me but the other part of this that I think as well is an

issue and i really think that this is where it makes me feel so uncomfortable is when we make the joke brit you and i and we say i'd fucking do it with my mom like pay me two million dollars and i'll get in my bikini with my mom the issue is we are 37 year old women you 36 me 37 yeah don't age about no brand is ever gonna want to see photos no one on instagram wants to see photos of us with our mom because we are mature women who have adult mothers all right laura but we are I was trying to actually make this work. All right. Well, I mean, look, look, someone prove me wrong and pay Brit for it

and we will fucking go there. But we are mature women and our mothers are mature women. The reason why this flies is because these are young women. They are 19 years old. They still look like girls but they are being made to look very sexual and their mums are still young and beautiful, right? And I think that that's where the line is so great because that's what makes it sexual because sexuality is very predominantly

revolves around this idea of youth. So I think for us, like we're never going to have that opportunity because no one wants to see it because we are the definition of having, you know, a grown-up daughter who has agency and the ability to choose. There's no vulnerability when it comes to a 37-year-old woman choosing to do a photo shoot with their mum. But a 19-year-old girl doing a photo shoot with her mum, there is still this age discrepancy and I think the vulnerability of that is a really important part of it to unpack. Yes, I don't like your pessimism that no one will ever pay me to do it and that I'm out of the role but I mean after seeing your titties on display at the Daily Mail someone wants to see it Laura thanks no the only comment I want to make

is because I really want to be clear that we do not and we have not seen their content on OnlyFans I have zero problem with people making money on OnlyFans this is what Denise said we're going to do a really cool shoot together it's going to be something that's going to be editorial and beautiful i'm excited i've shot with both my daughters for different magazines and it's been a long time so it's going to be fun to be able to do a shoot with sammy now she's a bit older now sammy's gone on to describe herself as a sex worker but she's clarified for the record i am not a porn star and i do not meet up with people i don't feel myself having sex the only reason i said i'm a sex worker is because my main source of income is from my only fans and if people did

their fucking research they would realize that there's multiple forms of sex work she's basically saying to be clear whilst she is selling pictures of herself online she's not doing this physical she's not doing penetrative sex no well we don't know if she's doing yeah we don't even know she's doing nudes i don't like to be judging somebody now when i don't know what their content is the only thing i don't like about this is the implication of jump online and you can see something really naughty between a mother and daughter. Like I don't love the way that they've advertised it. It's weird. It's not right. But if it's a photo of both of them in lingerie next to each other and that's it, I would say go hell for leather. The only other thing is, you know,

how you said, you know, if they're scrolling up and down, that's all full of other sexualized content. Heidi Klum was pretty much the same thing. Heidi Klum was the leader of Victoria's Secrets for like 20 years. And the idea of Victoria's Secrets is tiniest, sexiest lingerie that you could possibly have and be on display and everyone has always highly sexualized the Victoria's Secret models that's what their show was for the last two decades three decades if you went on to her page and you were scrolling it's very similar it's just it hit different because it wasn't linked to OnlyFans but it's still a full page of hot sexy lingerie photos I don't know I disagree with that and the reason why I disagree with that is because it's not so much just about

what you're wearing it's about the intent behind the images as well right like yes we buy into sexy lingerie because it looks beautiful on models and they're scantily clad and they're not wearing much but there is a very big difference and I think visually between something that say an editorial shoot for a lingerie brand and something that's an editorial shoot to get somebody sexually aroused and that's because of angles we know how important that is in really accentuating what would be someone looking at a photo and feeling like they could be having sex with that person I think that they are two different results now look like we said we have no issue with OnlyFans. OnlyFans is an amazing tool for people to make so much money. It's also

liberating for people to have agency over their own body, how they sell their imagery, how they make money from their sex work. Like it's a fucking incredible tool that has in so many ways revolutionized sex work and protected women as well. The only thing I have an issue with here is what I said at the very beginning, and that is profiting off what I think is the fantasy of incest. And the reason why I think that this is such an important point is because if you look at any porn hub website or any sort of online porn, just Google it, okay? You will find that mummy, stepdad, stepmummy, this type of incest porn is very downloaded. It is a massive kink. It's a massive fetish. I would say that mostly across porn, it is acted out. It's role play. But in

this instance it's alluding to what could be real and that's because it sits behind this paywall and it is this fantasy am i saying that they're doing anything wrong am i saying that they in those images have gone too far no but i think it's just the context of where it sits that is really fucking icky for me okay it is time for accidentally unfiltered and we have one that i think we have not even come close to in the four and a half years that we have been doing this podcast i mean I don't know about that. We've had some real fucking doozies. Oh, no.

Oh, no. This is brand new content. Strap yourself in, everyone. You may need therapy after this, but it'll be worth it. You might not eat Mexican. So I'm a gay male. I was dating a guy and one night we had Mexican for dinner. That included corn.

I love corn. After dinner, we did the horizontal dance of love. For context, I was receiving. That's so beautiful. We love a bottom queen. Later when we had a shower, my ex-partner pulled back his foreskin to reveal one singular kernel of corn. Oh, leftovers.

Oh. There was one corn. It's always the case though when you eat corn, it comes out full still. One was in the butt still and it got caught under the foreskin and then just stayed in there until the next day. Well, I think it was in his colon, not just on his butt. Right up there, just wedged into a wall. Do you reckon he didn't say?

Oh, no, he did. Sorry, I couldn't stop laughing. I couldn't stop laughing but he was mortified. Also, like the next day, didn't he go and have a shower and wash his willy? Well, maybe they didn't. Maybe they did it the next day. Maybe they just rolled over and went to bed.

I don't know. I'm just a messenger. Wow. Why doesn't corn break down? I don't know. Now there's carrot. You find that shit. i went and had a colon like what's the call when you have a colonoscopy oh an enema i had an enema

once i had an enema guys don't i fucking hate them i just you know i just decided to try it one day it was like maybe 15 years ago it was when they were really making the rounds and everyone was talking about like so i went to this like bougie place i was i think at the time it was in bondi i went to this bougie place that was like oh like eat pray love enemas and i laid down and she stuck the fucking hose in my ass and honestly i was like this is so vulnerable i don't know this woman like this is the most actually my ass is so dangerous anyway they turn the tap on and the water fills you and then it flushes out and then it fills you now this was the most unnecessary part of the fucking enema they had a clear glass shit screen

so the shit flushes out of you and you get to watch what comes out of you and then she watches it with you and she talks about what the fuck's coming out of you so anyway they basically fill you as much as you can get filled with water and then you have to try and hold it for as long as you can hold it and then it like it's like the depths of hell like the floodgates have opened the red sea is crashing back down and honestly it fucking just floods out of your butt and into this glass screen there's a reason doctors train for like 10 years to become gastroenterologists so they can do this stuff so you don't get perforations you don't go and get enemas for funsies i am not recommending it and you will understand why so then she's sitting there next

to me whilst i'm in my most vulnerable state with a host in my ass and she starts describing to me what's come out of me and she's like oh yes you've got a diet high in protein and you've had there's a piece of steak and then she was literally like do you eat a lot of carrots and i was like motherfucker i'm not eating carrots in a week and she was like oh yep here are the carrots coming out of you and she's describing the carrots and then we had to go for round two and she was like and there's the corn i was like what are we in a week why do you still have carrots from a week ago i don't know and then she was trying to explain to me like that's why you should get them because that the carrots are like sticking to the walls it's not accurate anyway i never ever

ever went back i did shit myself in the car ride home that day oh my god this is a story the story that keeps on giving well you've just had so much water pumped into you it's like you got gastro i went to the toilet and tried to finish it off but not just in the car thought it was a fart on leather seats or material in my pants but leather seats because i would have soaked through it didn't go through it was only a little bit it went through didn't it it's material i can read there i can read between the lines i would highly recommend don't go and get enemas i know there's going to be someone who's listening to this who does them and it's going to be like that's all i got for you i fucking hated it i'm sorry there's nothing you can say in my dms which

will change my mind no i'm also i don't care against enemas no no it's not for me unless it's a medical one and you need it for a medical reason like medical for sure not for fun on a saturday like what do you want to do let's meet up for an enema i think it was a tuesday 3 p.m I'd had a lot of food that day too. Anyway, let's go on. That's it. No one needs to hear more about your carrot shit. Okay.

Well, look, from that to something that's way more sentimental and important, you guys, if you listened to the episode a few weeks ago, actually it was probably a few months ago now, I was talking about, I was talking about my nan actually, and I was talking about her dementia and how she's currently in a home. And for anyone who doesn't know my sort of story with my grandparents, my grandparents were such a huge part in raising me. I lived with my grandparents for a long time. I see my nan and my papa who has passed away as my second parents and so it's been really hard

the last couple of years one losing my grandfather but then coming to the understanding that even though my nan is here I've essentially lost her as well and we've gone and are going through that grieving process because of her dementia and I was speaking about whether you guys might want to have an episode on aging but like on how you deal with having a parent who's currently going through that process of dementia and even if it's not something that you're dealing with now the reality is is our parents getting old is something that we're all going to deal with it's something that if we're lucky and when our parents make it to being elderly it's an inevitable fact of our lives that this is going to happen to us and so the response to that was amazing and I'm so grateful

because it's a chat that I really wanted to have and I feel like I you know I feel a little bit selfish because I feel like it really gave me the justification to be able to have that conversation on the podcast and hopefully you guys get so much out of it too so on tomorrow's episode we are interviewing clinical psychologist her name is melissa levi she has decades worth of experience in this care and she's also the author of a book called we need to talk about aging and we truly do talk about everything there is to talk about aging we talk about why it's so important to have these conversations with your parents before they're at a point where they can't have them how you deal with a parent who has dementia or memory loss or has compromised aging and it was a really

vulnerable and beautiful conversation and I I loved it so much I feel like I got so much out of tomorrow's episode I actually got a lot from it even though I don't have a direct contact or relationship with anyone with dementia and I feel really lucky about that but the conversation was so much more than dementia the conversation was aging in general moving on to that next part of life being death because we're all going to die. And this sounds intense and morbid, but it really wasn't. It was just about how to have those conversations with those people in your life when the time is right to make life easier down the track. And I got a lot from this conversation and I really loved talking to Melissa. Well, that's coming up on tomorrow's episode. And just

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