Life Uncut - Britt's Big Life Announcement And Our Most Unhinged Ep To Date

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

Hey lifers, Today was utterly unhinged and if you’re in the need of a giggle, press play. Britt has a huge life update that she was forced into sharing. We aren’t in the business of gaslighting you so here is the official notice that it is not in fact a huge announcement at all. Maybe unless you’re Marie Kondo. Have you or your partner had a vasectomy? Laura has asked Matt to get the snip and the chat didn’t go as well as she expected it to! Today’s episode includes a very, very BTS look into what happens ‘off’ record because we decided to make it ‘on’ record after Laura laughed so hard she had a coughing fit and simultaneously wet herself. We love each other like sisters (who can be honest).  What’s something people do in public that absolutely grosses you out? How would you feel about people popping pimples in public? You can watch us on Youtube Find us on Instagram Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! XxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode was recorded on Camaragal land. Hi guys, welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura. Sorry, we're beside ourselves at the fact that Alex Warren is coming and we are trying desperately to go. Do you know anyone, I mean obviously everyone knows. No. Everyone knows Alex Warren. No, they don't. They don't.

Oh, Neri. Yes, they do. Oh, it's like the most number one. I'm going to be taking you down, sanctuary. It is like the number one most downloaded song. They're not the words. And it also has become like the number one wedding song. Everyone is using it for weddings.

It's become the number one obsession in my household. And like, you know, I mean, you guys might know this. And that is that I don't know the name of anyone ever. Like I don't know the name of any celebrities. She calls me Breachly. you said you don't know anyone i was like you work with me every day you still don't know my name no the reason why it's become like such a thing in our household is because marley's obsessed marley came home from school one day and she was like she's a bit old for her age to be fair that

kid she goes mom i heard the song that's going to be my wedding song today when i marry reuben and i was like what reuben was a kid that went to her preschool she's not seen him since she was four and i was like what is it and it was it's that carry you home song oh i hope you know i will carry you home that's not the one i thought it would be no it's very sweet she went for the slightly more indie song not the mainstream popular one anyway i don't think it's about the song choice the thing is about the fact she's planning a wedding that's that's my issue here to be fair marley has been planning her wedding since she was in preschool is that not has some alarm bells i don't know look to be fair it's been sold out within 10

minutes of it going live so i'm pretty sure i had five minutes or four anyway we're going to try and see Alex Warren it's going to be my best birthday present also it's my birthday it's also Keisha's birthday I'm old let's not talk about it move on Brittany has a huge life update for you all though she's been I don't have a huge life update just so you guys know how this works we meet in my morning has anyone got anything to talk about today and I got something from the weekend I want to talk about Laura's like cool puts down in notes Brittany has huge life update i was like it's not a life update i think it's nicer to assume that you have a life update i don't we're gonna title this episode britney's huge life update wait till you

hear it how pissed would you be you can't breadcrumb listeners like that you can't title this britney's huge life update we already did so let's go i mean i'll get downloads but it's not real. I just, I don't even know how to say it now. I just want to say I had this weird realization on the weekend and I don't know how I'm in it because I didn't know it was a thing. I'm nesting. What do you mean you're nesting? I'm nesting. Do you want to come to my house and nest for me? Absolutely not. I heard your house on the phone last night. I'm not going over there ever again. Brittany calls last night. It was a real doozy. I was having like a little bit of a disagreement with Matt because it had been a long day and he had gone to the gym.

So I called Britt and I was like trying to get dinner into the kids and whatnot. She caught me to cry. No, Lola was, this was pretty much the background noise that Britt was listening to while we were trying to talk about work. Lola was like, I need to poo. And I was like, you will eat two mouthfuls before you get down off that chair. No, that is not how it went. This is how it went.

I called Laura. I was like, hey, Laura, just screeching into the phone for like 10 minutes. It was, sit down and eat your food. Sit down, Lola, Lola, sit down, Lola. At this point in time, Lola is standing on her chair, sticking her ass out and not eating her food. She's like, eat your dinner. And she goes, I need to poop.

And I was like, I'm going to call you back later. Anyway, tell me about that nesting. What time do the kids go to bed? Never. I think it's really unusual. I am completely nesting like everything that I have ever heard anyone do when they're pregnant. I had this overwhelming feeling on the weekend to nest,

to get my life in order, to the weird things. Went through every shoe that I have, color coded it, put it in boxes and neatly lined it up. At midnight, I ordered organizing packages to be sent to me from Amazon. I had two minutes to order. You know how if you order before midnight, it gets sent the next day. It was like 11.58. It was like you have 60 seconds to order before you get there. So anyway, I ordered it. All these packing cubes and things came the next day. I went through everything I own. I've rolled it. I've folded it I put it in boxes then I was like this isn't enough I baked from scratch why I know what is going on I don't know it was a Monday I baked a cake from scratch not a packet mix like I know

that people sitting at home being like big deal for me this is monumental this is how I know I'm unwell something is not right for me to bake from scratch and go through my house like this sheets had to get brand new soft beautiful sheets did you get the mulberry ones got mulberry they're amazing I just don't understand what is happening because it's like definitely that pregnancy feeling obviously I'm not pregnant but I did some googling I was like can adults nest without being pregnant apparently it's a real stress thing if you feel like there's a big change coming in your life so maybe it's work a move partner whatever it is but if you feel overwhelming with a decision that you have to make which like I always feel like that but

that your body goes into like a nesting mode which I found really interesting because I guess nesting when you're pregnant I know it's the stress well I know it's to prepare to like literally have the baby but I think it's linked to hormones and the stress as well I'll be honest I wish the nesting phase no I have I have I did with Marley I wish the nesting phase would hit me because it hasn't it absolutely has not this time and we're just carrying on as though I'm not pregnant like yeah you definitely are so I'm like we've got drawers we've got blankets the kid will be fine it's like it's terrible someone call the docs I think what you're referring to is actually spring cleaning but you're just doing it in winter and that's nesting and I'm particularly a fan of this because

you spring clean and you put everything into bags and I go through it before it goes to the donation bin and I don't even know if it's gone to the Salvos or like Vinnie's yet because all of my friends it's gone through my group chat that I was like hey guys is anyone a size nine Brit has bags of shoes and they were like vultures they were like you should put a call out for all my stuff fighting over who got to get the into the shoe bags first imagine going home telling your friends I took Brittany Hockley's shoes honestly we could maybe sell that what my stuff your shoes specifically your shoes no i don't want to if you fart in them first you'll make a premium i did when i cleaned it i took the shoe out farted and put in a bag if i have learned anything from

only fans it's that yeah any sort of excrement on them you'll get a better price sorry are you learning on only fans what are you doing on only fans it's just all the articles i've read guys that was my life update i'm truly happy for you i think that it's normal though and i would agree that it kind of correlates to when you're feeling stressed i think that when you're stressed knowing that you have a clean living environment where everything is organized at least if you can't organize your own life at least makes you feel like you have mental clarity you know what the annoying thing is though it's not clean so like it looks like I haven't touched it the organization was on the inside like the cupboards and stuff but on the outside my house still looks like an

explosion Keisha you've got to get in quick I messaged Keisha there's a pile of clothes that I've gone through from years because I'm a hoarder with clothes I wear clothes that I've had for 10 12 years like I just hold on to them and I thought enough is enough I nearly die every time I open my cupboard from them falling on me the avalanche yeah but I've said to Keisha hey Keisha do you want to come go through my stuff because I'm going to get rid of them and I said I don't want to put pressure on you but you have days to get here I was like because this is not sitting in my room anyway she didn't come so I'm I have let our other friend Claire go through no sorry I always get And Claire goes, no, Claire goes, Keisha got first dibs last time.

Anyway, that's my huge monumental life update, guys. Well, I'm glad you shared it. Thank you. And I really, really can't wait to name this episode for this huge life update. I don't have much in my life. That's not true. That's not true at all.

It is. I have an update for you guys and it's something we actually spoke about on the radio show and I'm interested to get everyone's, firstly everyone's opinion on this but mostly people who have a partner who has done it or if you are a guy yourself and you have you've already had the procedure if you if you did the hair if you've done it because i'm gonna try it as seven and a half months pregnant no it's about vasectomy so we talked about this on the radio show and i received so many messages from people but kind of like people who aren't within our

life uncut family and so you know i would rather go to a trusted source i asked matt if he would get a vasectomy this was a conversation that happened maybe a week ago firstly it didn't go down as well as I thought it was going to go down like I thought that Matt and I were very much on the same page around like the third baby is it we are done he wants more close the gates no he doesn't necessarily want more or maybe he does I don't know if there's this weird psychological thing that happens with men where they're like but what if what if I might need my vira what's called vira vira virality i don't know my sperm viral my viral sperm whatever it is i think that they have this thing where they're like it makes me more manly more powerful must retain my power

sperm they feel maimed this conversation angers me yeah so i said to him okay i think we're both on the same page that this is going to be the last baby once the baby's born would you go and have a vasectomy and his response was i actually don't know hey and i was like what do you mean you don't know he goes I just don't know about I don't know about the long-term effects and I was like sorry the long-term effects of what of the lack of pregnancies that we have there's no more kids and he was like well you know just like the effects on your body and I was like oh yeah we're erring into territory that you don't want to go into but I was like well look if you plan on having any more children it will be with your next wife not with me just want you to be super aware of

that I was like but also secondly if we're going to talk about the effects on your body I was like how about we talk about the 17 years that I was on the pill for then talk about the three pregnancies then talk about menopause like how about we have that conversation no honestly the pill pregnancy miscarriages pregnancy oh my god I forgot about the miscarriages miscarriages blank that trauma fourth trimester breastfeeding yeah to no sleep for years hormone changes into just when you think you could shoot together menopause I wonder if it's a case of that not many men talk about it because I know Matt has some friends who have had a vasectomy and obviously he's got his podcast Two Dirty Dads like they've had a few conversations here and there but I feel like

it's kind of one of those things where men are like oh yeah I got the snip but they don't actually go into the conversation around whether it's been a good decision or not I don't know I feel like women share a lot we talk about the pros and the cons and the regrets and like you know the happiness of it or whatever it is like we're very social in terms of sharing and I don't know if men do the same and i kind of was like can anyone who has had a successful vasectomy and they're absolutely fucking thrilled about it please slide into his dms and tell him that this is going to be the best decision he ever makes for his entire life because i just think he needs the encouragement do you think seriously that he thinks it's because he might want more kids or is it just because it's

a change to your body that i mean it is reversible but it's irreversible like i'm really yeah they do say if you think you're doing it with the intention of wanting to reverse it don't do it because and there can be lots of complications and it might not be reversible. I don't know. I don't know what his exact reasoning is for it. I can't quite understand. I think it's the latter. I mean, surely he can't want a four.

No, no, no. I think it's more like men for some reason have this correlation with it's their manhood and it's taking away some sort of masculinity for them. I don't know. They're snipping their penis. Like their penis is what they measure. I don't know.

I don't know. Their whole life. We don't need it anymore. But, like, I think that that's how they associate it with, like, it's their masculinity, which it's not. We all know that. But I think that that's their train of thought. I actually wonder whether so many of them think that it's going

to affect their pleasure because a lot of them don't realize how it works and what happens. I think a lot of them think they're not going to be able to cum anymore. Or get a boner. Which is not true. But for Matt, this is not true because I edited his podcast at the time that Ash told him he had had one. Yeah, but also Ash told him he had one and then Ash went out on a bender

and got an infection afterwards. So I don't know if Ash's story was the best benchmark for a vasectomy. That doesn't surprise me. I was supposed to be on bed rest and he's like, nah. But anyway, look, it's been a big consideration, but also something I didn't know and I found this really interesting. If you're in a relationship and your partner is pregnant, you can't get a vasectomy until they've had the baby.

So they won't give you a vasectomy whilst your, you know, wife or partner, whoever it is, is like actively pregnant. In case something happens. yeah and I think it's like a I think it's a protection thing I think like what if there's you know the worst case happens and you do lose a baby late term or you change your mind or whatever happens and then you've gone and had a vasectomy and it's not something that's reversible like it's a bigger consideration and the reason why we're talking about that is because randomly I brought up with a friend because I was trying to get his insight into it because I knew he'd had

a vasectomy and he was talking about how him and his partner had gone for their second and they'd ended up with twins. And the day the twins were born, he went in and got a vasectomy. And so the doctor was like, oh, have you got children? He was like, yeah, I had twins today. And the doctor was like, shouldn't you be with your wife? And he was like, no, actually I should be right here. This is exactly where I need to be. This is the place that I need to be today. I'm pretty sure that this is a thing. Even after, if you've had a vasectomy and you don't reverse it, you can still withdraw sperm from the testes. Yes. It blocks the tube. It blocks the pathway, the highway but it doesn't block the production of it totally but then it doesn't mean that you

have to go through a different type of you know you'd have to either go through IVF or turkey based yourself like there's just more considerations I guess surprising to me that they wouldn't let you have the procedure like you're a consenting adult you've made a decision for yourself yeah I know it's interesting isn't it it is interesting to me or maybe it's not a blanket rule maybe it's something that's not advised I'm not a medical professional I'm also what I'm also not a man who walked into a clinic to get a vasectomy with a pregnant wife so I actually don't know for a certain i'm going off a story a friend told so like don't take it as gospel anyone i don't want to be done for medical misinformation again your shoes just remind me of little elf shoes

i can't take you they're the only thing comfortable that i can wear my feet right now my feet are so swollen that like my normal shoes don't fit they feel too tight it is the only thing you've ever worn for like the last three years no no just since pregnancy i know my pregnancy feels like it's been going for three years but it's literally just since pregnancy i don't like them thanks i get a lot of comments on them not from you britney go fuck yourself i don't particularly like them that's okay how do you feel about my birkenstock we've got dip no i like those i get so many compliments on these shoes and lola calls them my fancy shoes do you reckon and they're not just for my child i'm joking lola who accessorizes like a queen lola knows

more than you do, Brit. Lola wears undies on her head. Accessorize queen. And earmuffs with everything. No, I love them. Does anyone have sunnies? I need to put some sunnies on because I'm getting shone in the eyes. I like them.

They suit you. Oh, shut up. They suit you. That is a backhanded compliment. Hang on. I am not going to be jamed for saying something is not my style. I don't like what you're wearing, but they suit you. No.

It's pretty rough. No, I didn't say I don't like what you're wearing. Are those shoes for me? No, but you know that. You know that. I didn't, but now I do. You did. You know that they're not my type.

Look what I'm wearing. That's okay. They're not my type. Dig out of the hole. It's not a hole. I'm not offended. I am. No, you're not.

You're wearing sparkly shoes with Adidas pants. It's not for me. It's okay. And my clothes aren't for you. Keisha's trying something new today too. I love us all equally. You can tell me I look like a farm girl. What do I look like today?

I can't. I do look a bit like a weird art teacher. Oh, I can't. Yeah, today's art teacher was cute. Sorry, I don't know what's happened, but we've all lost the blood. Today's cute. Fucking hell. I can try.

You did nothing wrong. You're just sitting there. Decisions were made. This morning when I got dressed? I just went to wear my bag. Did you actually open your legs? Did you eat? Why don't you offend Ness as well?

I love Ness. Oh, God. Ness, you're wearing khaki. Ness can do no wrong. Ness is my favourite. I'm joking. It's okay. Do you know what?

There's a lesson to be learned here. It's okay to not like the same things as your friends. No, I'm not stopping you. Please, he's just trying something new. It is. That's not offensive. Do you know what? I know what's going to happen.

I just said, hey, I don't like your shoes, so not for me. Now I'm going to get attacked for people saying that I'm bullying Laura. Oh, my God, bully all the way. That was the best moment of my life. well now you guys have had like a real peek behind the curtains yeah the good stuff doesn't usually make it on the podcast you know what I was just thinking how mean you are to me well I had a moment of like okay was that mean that I just because I don't like someone's shoes no you know what I remembered don't don't don't try and drag me down into the into the ditch you

just let me just take you back to the very famous moment that you called me a swamp donkey no do Do you remember when I told you? I'm a swamp donkey. That's not my choice in shoe. That's who I am as a person. Do you remember when I told you you looked like Charlie Sheen after the Logies? Charlie Sheen and a swamp donkey.

It's because that was actually, I think, part of the same conversation. You guys might remember. Oh, how lucky am I? It was last year's Logies where, like, Brit looked amazing. And then the next day, Brit climbed out of her. You climbed out of your fancy car and you had this big leather jacket on and you were like, ugh. and I just I just pictured you with a ciggy in your head like a coffee cup but actually it just

had scotch in it you're like getting in there for early morning record anyway let's continue this episode has gone rogue but that's okay thanks for sticking with us everyone there was something that we did want to talk about and it is off the back of an article of a couple who was doing something that was very rogue at the beach how do you feel about popping your partner's pimples Like would you pop Ben's pimples? It doesn't get my juices flowing. I'm not into it. And I know a lot of people froth it.

Like I know it turns people on. Like I know people love nothing more than to like spot a pimple across the room and want to run and squeeze it. It's not for me. I don't like it. Ben will occasionally get a pimple on his back. He has immaculate skin. Very rarely he'll get a pimple and he'll ask me to squeeze it.

And I do it because I'm a dedicated wife, but it makes me feel unwell. I don't think it gets people's juices flowing. I wouldn't describe it as that. Dr. Pimple Popper was very, very popular, is popular, I think still. Yeah, like it doesn't arouse me, but I find it interesting. Like I'm like, oh, yeah, I'll do it. Get in there. Come here.

But I'm not like doing it and then being like, should we fuck now? Like it's not correlative in terms of like being aroused by it. No, you don't have to take it literally. I don't mean people getting off on the pimples. Like I just mean people love it. I bet you there's someone out there who does though. I always want to do it, but Matt is too. He's like that's the one thing that he is so frightened of.

Like his fear of the pain of having a pimple popped is not parallel to what the pain actually is. Mine's exactly the same. And I'm like, oh my days, like men's tolerance for pain. I know that there's been studies and they reckon it's equal. I am hell bent on saying that men, the way that they tolerate pain is so much less than women. I think they tolerate specific pain.

Like if they're at the gym carrying something heavy, they can tolerate that pain. But if you're going to squeeze a pimple, then they'll scream at you. It's like, he can't do it. Tobias acts like he's being electrocuted. Like the squeal. come out it's definitely not a turn on for me because I'm like that's the sound of that is not appealing no nothing gives you the it quicker than your partner squealing at popping a pimple yeah well there's this photo that's gone kind of viral recently and it's because so there's this

woman they've obviously just been for a run her and her partner she's at the beach she's lying down in her active wear she's still got her joggers on her sports bra and her sports shorts on and he's sitting next to her and he's squeezing pimples on her back at the beach in public and someone who is obviously just laying there at the beach enjoying their day who's not sitting very far from them has video recorded this and put it up on socials and people have nothing is sacred anymore is it you can't do anything you can't even go to the beach with your partner and pop some pimples anymore without it going viral but maybe that's an at-home activity my question is is would you be okay with doing that in public i'm not okay with doing it at home so for me it's a no

i think there are definitely some things i think it's just the grossness of the act to other people watching like other people don't want to watch puss coming out of your back whilst they're on a picnic eating their pulled chicken sandwich that's what I think it is I was like I think that's definitely an indoor activity I just didn't feel this I looked at the article and I was like is there something wrong with me because I actually don't feel that offended by it I was like they're I'm not offended it's not why it's it's not it's going to be there in 20 minutes when you get home the pimple's not going I agree but I didn't have the same level of outrage that people had people were like that's disgusting that should be done in private and I was like

it's just a pimple no i'm not a grip i wouldn't film it and i wouldn't go and say anything and i wouldn't think about it i wouldn't leave the beach and be thinking about it they're not living rent free in my head to be fair if i was at the beach and matt was like hey i have this pimple on my back and actually was going to give me the opportunity to do it i wouldn't say oh let's wait for you to change your mind and do it at home i'd be like all right let's go right here right now the other thing like that i think you just do not do in public it actually makes me feel sick when I see it some people do it on planes but like cutting toenails and stuff like that like or even just cutting your nails oh yeah that stuff's an at-home activity there's a couple of things

I think are revolting to do whether you do it as in like you can't do it around people one of them is flossing do that in your own bathroom don't stand next to me and floss I can't handle it I don't want to see it I don't want to look at it to me flossing is just like such an intimately personal hygiene thing that you have to do in private on your own it's akin to wiping your own butt okay do it at home and do it in your bathroom with the door closed hear me out this is gross ready this probably shouldn't be gross but it makes me feel unwell when I think about it when you have food stuck in your tooth and you are trying to get it out really hard the sucking noise no but then when you finally get it out that when people eat that food again instead of

putting it out because you know how some people get it out with their nail and then they'll just like eat the food but it's your own mouth I know I know like a bird taking it it's not a meal Shouldn't be eating it. I know that it shouldn't bother me because you're eating it anyway, but if it's been wedged in your tooth and you're trying that hard to get it out, it doesn't belong inside you. This is why I have an issue with like public flossing. And I say this because like I used to date a guy who would sit on the couch

and he would floss watching TV. And I was like, but when you floss, stuff comes out of your teeth. So where is that going? Are you just sticking that back in your mouth? And I was like, you're not rinsing the floss. You're not using a different piece of floss. Like what are you doing? Where is it?

Where's it going? He would just have one of those little sticks, you know, the pick flosses and so he'd just do every tooth and i was like this to me is the most revolting thing and i have to listen to you suck your teeth sitting next to me there's a reason why we broke up that was it that was the only reason he was wonderful i could have been married to him this is so surprising because of all of my friends i feel like laura is the most tolerant because you can do gross things like you have no problem with your feet you just have no problem with things like that that i find quite gross feet don't bother me feet i'm pretty neutral too except for

when matt takes his socks off after going for a run and says can you rub my feet that's gross he doesn't yeah he will spend all day wearing joggers with socks on and then at the end of the day takes his shoes off sitting on the couch and puts his feet on me and says rub my feet and i say i would rather i would rather suck your penis right now after the run oh that's saying a lot i was like i am it's not true please don't print that in daily mail ah here we come we've said too much on this episode already anyway send them in guys i would love to know like what's your one maybe it's a personal hygiene thing maybe it's like something that people do in public that you're like I actually I cannot stand it for me it's flossing hear me out how do we feel about

sharing and using your partner's toothbrush disgusting so like oh my god I got to holiday and I forgot my toothbrush let's just share a toothbrush for three days for me I have a bit of like a weird oral aversion to things like that like I do not like being in the same room with someone when they're brushing their teeth like I cannot it makes me feel physically sick do you have a wild gag reflex yeah the issue as well is like seeing someone eating chewing gum like I hate chewing gum maybe it's the mint maybe it's the spearmint that you hate it's taken six years or seven years how I don't even know how long I've been with Matt now eight years of being with Matt that only now can I like tolerate him brushing his teeth in the same room as me well so Keisha

you're you're sharing toothbrush around yeah I think I like it doesn't bother me as much as what it sounds like it bothers Laura it would only be if it was either by accident because we actually have toothbrushes that are like the same kind they're a different color but they're an electric toothbrush so they both sit on their little like charger things next to each other like buddies and Tobias has come to me before and been like sorry I just used your toothbrush by accident because I just picked up the wrong one and I was like oh whatever throw it in the bin and burn it it's done I could change the head but like I don't know you're already kissing the person like what's the difference I think it's different when you think of the it's picking out the food

and it's cleaning like when you're kissing your tongue's not getting last night's fettuccine carbonara out you know with a bacon you know it just hits different i don't know i think it's only if it's a partner like it's only if it's your romantic partner yeah if you came to my house and used my toothbrush it would be over but even if it's like someone that you're hooking up with that's still different i wouldn't use their toothbrush even though we were hooking up it would only be if it was like a consistent okay intimate partner using someone's razor yeah i would is it fine that's fine what if they use it on their pubes fine it's just hair okay what about using someone's vibrator well let's go what's the level of sterilization we're all about recycling reusing

okay my last question on this last week I was at my sister's house and I had a shower in her bathroom because Maya was asleep but I forgot to take my towel in it's like Maya sleeps next to the main bathroom so I went into my sister's ensuite and there were two towels hanging up one was Jay's and one was hers and I forgot my towel and I was like it's okay I'll just use theirs so I don't know whose towel I used but then I had this moment where I was like this feels wrong I feel like I'm cheating or something gross is happening by using something that has wiped somebody else's naked body that I'm then putting on my naked body and not telling him hanging back up because I didn't tell him I just hung it back up she'll hear it now I feel more gross about that

than what I do about the toothbrush. Do you? Yeah, because it actually touches your genitals. He used it first or you used it first? Oh, no, I used it second. Yeah, you don't know what he did with that towel. I'm fine with using someone else's towel first. I don't want to use it second.

You don't know what part of that towel he rubbed on his arse. We're all fine using it first. I know. Yeah, Laura. Then it's the same as using any towel. Laura, I'm fine using it clean, fresh out of the laundry. Yeah, but, I mean, I wouldn't feel guilty about then hanging it back up and pretending I never used it is what I'm saying.

No, but what I'm saying is, to be clear, I don't think it's okay. I'm repenting. I don't think it's okay. And I felt gross. But what I did was, like, I was soaking wet and I couldn't run out. So I just, like, dabbed the main parts of my body. I didn't rub between my legs and rub my genitalia. And I avoided my face in case it was Jay's towel in his butthole.

Like, I don't know where that's been. So I just, like, tapped the body down. Sure you did. Sure. Okay. I took it home. Convenience. I took it home.

I sniffed it from top to bottom. I took it to my suitcase. Carry on. okay what about I've got a few more for you would you share a bar of soap with a partner yeah but I'm not touching a soap if you go to a public bathroom there's a bar of soap there's no quick way to die I still remember I think I might have told you this I remember being young and like maybe I was like 12 years old and I went into a public toilet and there was like a dried bar of soap that was there and I reached out to use it and this little old lady

who was washing her hands next to me she goes just because it's soap doesn't mean it's clean and i looked at her and i was like that's like no truer words have been the smartest thing that's ever been said to me yeah and it's stuck with me i'm now almost 40 and that 12 year old moment in a public bathroom with an old lady has really just sticked with me forever i don't know if you guys have ever seen it but tony lodge who's been on the podcast before she's on the podcast tony and ryan there is this iconic video and every time i think about a bar of soap i now think about tony lodge because she was like how do you use a bar of soap and he was like i soap it up in my hands and i wash my body and you could just see the horror dawn on her face in this social clip fuck we'll

find it and share it's so funny she's like so you don't travel the soap around your body and he was like what do you mean and she was like you don't put the soap around your body and he's like you put the soap in your ass crack and so you just can't trust that people are using soap properly i think that that's more common than you would think i think a traveling soap bar is common i I hate to admit it, but that was also where I lived. I also travel the soap bar. I travel the soap too, but I live alone. If you live alone, you can travel whatever you want.

I travel the soap bar because the soap bar is mine in the shower. No one uses the soap bar. I bought it. It's medicated soap. It's my soap. Well, it's like antibacterial soap. What? No, it's made to clean me, so it's mine.

I'm like, no, that's what soap does. No, not all soap is antibacterial. Some soap just smells nice palm olive, but then you can get medicated soap. so if you get I don't think it's medicated it is prescription

over the counter for Chloris Face because there's too much information for everyone but especially at the moment it's my labia

no I keep on breaking out of my fucking ass I have folliculitis on my ass at the moment so I need to use the soap

I have butt pimples does Matt pop them at the beach it's time for Accidentally Unfiltered and Keisha vetoed this she didn't want

to make it but I am the boss. So I said yes. Poor Keisha. Today's episode has been so rogue. I love it though. I love it. I was in the mood for this. I needed a giggle today. So thank you. Yeah. I walked into work and I was like, I think the pregnancy hormones have really hit me and I was feeling super down and now I'm feeling great. So I've appreciated every moment of this. Okay. Well, here's the accidentally filtered that Keisha wanted to veto. This morning I woke up with an upset stomach from what I suspect was some dodgy chicken. My boyfriend told me not to eat it but I told him he was being too precious and there was nothing wrong with it. I have most of the day off

but I did have to go to the bank. I waited a while to make sure that I was okay. I was on my way to the bank and was talking to my mum on the phone. Right before I hung up to go inside I said oh what was that? Oh no no it's good I actually feel really good. As I went into the bank finalizing something with the staff member i just shit my pants like fully shit my pants nope there was no pretense i didn't fart i didn't get a pain there was no feeling that it was coming at all i went from standing talking to shitting it wasn't liquid it was a full turn thankfully i was done at the bank anyway so i just politely thanked the lady and walked off casually like i didn't just explode in my pants like a baby when

they gave a big blowout I then had no choice but to sit in the car in my shit clothes go home and shower turns out my boyfriend was right who goes from not even a pain to a full turd my dog that's about it but you are one confident woman to waltz out of that bank with a full adult turd in your pants like nothing's in there so yep thank you well what else are you gonna do you're not gonna talk about it I have a chat to the bank teller if I had a jacket I'd be taking their jacket off I'd be wrapping it around me. I'd be moonwalking out of there backwards. I wouldn't be walking around with a turd in my pants.

Because that would be subtle, Britt. Moonwalking out of a bank would be super subtle and that wouldn't draw any attention to you whatsoever. Brittany's like, did you know that I was on Dancing with the Stars? Yeah. I could pull it off because I was on Dancing. I guess she can't moonwalk out of there. It's unfortunate that her partner was right,

but it's also unfortunate. You wouldn't tell him, though. You would just pretend like he was wrong. You'd never give him the satisfaction in the relationship. I don't think it's about the satisfaction. I just think you don't tell your partner you shit your pants at the bank. I don't think it's about letting him know he was right. I'm not going home and being like, babe.

Look, it's time for suck and sweet. What is your highlight and your low light of the week? Britt, you can go first. My suck, I'm not going to bore you with it. I got another migraine. They're back. I think I missed the spot with my Botox injection with the neurologist this time. I was going to say, you probably need a bit more.

Mate, you make one comment about the shoes. One comment. They're not for me. The floodgates are open. They're not for me. and now what my skull botox for my migraine obviously missed the spot it's very precise and if you can get one little bit that's not in so anyway my migraines are back had a three-day migraine again whatever my sweet i can't believe i didn't make this a whole segment this should be

my life update over the nesting my sweet if you've been following me for a little while and we spoke about on the podcast a couple weeks ago i was talking about this line that is like in the street that I live in, in Bondi. It's a line that goes around the block every day for this hole in the wall scroll shop, like cinnamon scrolls, pistachio scrolls, biscotti scrolls, whatever. There's like all these flavors. It's insane. And I thought it was just because it was the opening weekend. It's not. It is every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, hundreds of people, people lining up for well over an hour. And I've wanted to try one so badly and I just can't bring myself to line up. Anyway, you guys, if you've listened to the episode we did a couple of weeks

ago with Rawson who it was a domestic violence episode if you haven't listened to it it's a great episode go and listen but I know him from my gym and I went to the gym and he had just walked out with a scroll and I looked at him and he looked at me and we spoke unknowingly and he said you want to try it so wait he went and lined up and he did the time and he got a scroll and then he shared it what a good man no he's a smart man he doesn't have to line up he's made friends he offered because he owns the gym they do a swapsie scrolls for some workouts so because he's working they save him scrolls because he's working and doesn't have time to line up so he'll pop in and do it they'll work out after it's a brilliant thing anyway he was like let's try it

together it was his first one as well and so we sat down and tried the scroll I finally tried it it was incredible I understand why people line up it wasn't enough for me to line up still I was like this is a delicious scroll I was giving it a four out of five having said that I gave it a four because they have one scroll that I'm dying to try. It's like the Biscoff one and I just think it's going to be a five. So I needed room. But, like, I just felt like it was a life bucket list that I ticked off. Wow.

I know. Sounds amazing. I'm really bringing the life up this week. What an amazing weekend you had. Thank you. Sometimes it's the simple things in life. For me it is. Delilah tried it too.

Good for her. What's your suck? Okay, my suck for the week is it was raining all weekend in Sydney and so, like, rainy weekends with kids, always a bit tricky. sunday we had like i don't know i feel like it was one of those days where like we were stuck inside the house kids were going mental everything i cleaned i felt like instantly it was not clean anymore and like you spend all day trying to get organized probably like how you felt when you were doing your life organization i felt like all day i was trying to like sort through the fucking house

clean up like i would have done five loads of washing and then at the end of the day the kids went to bed and i looked around and i was like you would just never know you would never know that my entire day today was spent trying to organise this household and we still look like we're living in a fucking bomb. Like why? What's happened? I don't know. It was just really deflating and it's because like literally

with little kids when they're trapped inside is everything you put away, they pull something new out, you know. So I felt like it was a day of battles. Couldn't you just do that like, I don't want to say bad mum, but people say it, where you just say, hey, it's movie day and they just sit down and watch screens for like 10 hours. I feel like screen time has to be brought in on rain. No.

It's like when you're at school and they would wheel the TV, you know the big box tv on the thing they'd wheel it out and they'd put a vcr and go guys today's a movie day even on like at daycare if it's raining i'm pretty sure they watch a movie by like three o'clock all the daycare teachers are like we're fresh out of ideas there's nothing left we watch one movie at like 3 30 so they do get to have a movie but that only ties me up for like an hour and 20 minutes you know apart from that it's like activity day which is fine it's not look i mean it's a small suck in comparison to the big things that's going on in the world but it just is deflating that's all especially when I'm at this point in pregnancy and I genuinely know I need to

get organized and I feel like I'm trying and nothing's happening like it's just like I'm going backwards so that's my suck but my sweet for the week is something that is very insular and probably boring to anyone who doesn't run a small business but on Friday last week so Tony May we are part of this like consultation program for how to like run your meta ads and all this sort of stuff which is like sometimes it's really hard when you're a small business because you're running a business like and same with live on cart you're kind of making decisions but you don't necessarily have mentors to guide you to make those decisions right like so you're i'm your mentor so we're constantly we're doing it you're just constantly trying to figure it out and

sometimes i mean there's so many youtube tutorials there's so much information out there but every so often you just want to plug in with people who are at a similar phase of business as you are and then be able to brainstorm around, okay, well, what are you doing? That's working. This isn't working for me. And so on Friday last week, actually it was Thursday, we do this mentorship. It's called EE equation. You know, I would recommend them. That is a recommendation. I'm not gatekeeping. They're an amazing consultation program. They help us with all our meta ads. So all our Facebook and Instagram ads. And on Thursday last week, we had like our big conference where all of the brands come together and it's all like this strategy for Christmas and

black friday sales but the reason why it was really cool is like you guys might know the brand kavari do you know the kavari clothing so they also use this so they were there there was other really great australian brands there and we all got to sit down and kind of go have that exact conversation like speaking to the girls from kavari and being like what's working for you and your small business and then sharing and and trading ideas in a way where i think people are led to believe that when you work in these types of industries most people gatekeep because if you figured out a formula that works for you you don't want to share it for fear of like sharing the pie people probably do gatekeep they I think they do but in this kind of environment it's really

forthcoming with that information and it's almost like going to a Tony Robbins concert where you like you might say well you know they kind of are a concert or a talk and you don't necessarily you may not necessarily have walked away with anything that's like yes that's what I'm gonna do but you just feel so fucking inspired to get started it was that but also I walked away with tangible things that we can implement for the next six months of the year so it was great I like it was like a real business win for me this week and that's my sweet that's great I love that it's probably the only thing that we've said that was serious in this entire episode and on that note on that note it is time for us to get out of here and we'll be back on Friday we have the most

amazing interview for you guys on Friday so her name is Brooke McIntosh and she is someone who we so hope that every single one of you guys can get behind Brooke is currently running around australia doing up to 100 kilometers a day to raise awareness for mental health for prevention of suicide and she has been doing it largely without any media support and so she's actually towards the end of this incredible feat and we've spoken to her along her run so we're going to be trying to get as much attention around what she's doing because she's phenomenal like it is insane that'll be out on friday and if you have any questions for us for ask uncut slide into the DMs if you want to catch up on any of this

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