Life Uncut - LIFE UNCUT RADIO - 17th September

Episode Date: September 17, 2022

Every Saturday we are live across the country with the Life Uncut Radio show, and here are the best bits all bundled up for your listening pleasure. We are joined by our bloody funny co-host Mitch Chu...ri and we are unpacking all things low brow and mildly important. If you love the pod, give us a follow on @lifeuncutpodcast on instagram and join the Life Uncut Podcast Facebook Discussion group.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their elders, past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today. This episode is recorded on Gadigal land of the Aurora Nation. Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura. I'm Brittany.
Starting point is 00:00:25 I'm Mitch. And this is our, well, it's our podcast version of the radio show that we do every Saturday morning together. It is our Life Uncut radio show. Yeah, we did, like, tap on this when we started the show, but Laura ate a meat pie with her fingers today. And it was amazing. And you said you eat them top to bottom, is that right?
Starting point is 00:00:42 I scooped out the mince throughout the show with my index finger. She dropped it on the ground as well. Yeah, but I didn't eat that part. There was a lot going on. But it was beautiful. And here we are. The team's back together again. Was the pie eating beautiful?
Starting point is 00:00:55 I don't know. No, but you know what this is? Okay, so if you missed us live on the airways, we are every Saturday morning, 10 to 12, on the Kiss Network. You can listen to our radio show. But if you don't listen to radio because you're running around, doing other stuff, maybe you're in the shower, maybe you're sitting on the loo, this is all of the best parts packaged up.
Starting point is 00:01:12 And today we had such a great show. We had so much fun together. Look, we had a lot of fun during this show. Laura gave us an update on the Intimacy Challenge. You're all welcome. Which doesn't sound like it's been going that well. Yeah, and I don't think you're doing it right, Laura. I don't think you're doing it right either.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Well, excuse me, I've made two children. I think I'm doing it just fine. Yeah, but two children over three and a half years, I don't know if that is that much intimacy, is it? What do you mean? Don't judge my baby making. It only takes twice. That weren't the only two times you've done it.
Starting point is 00:01:41 No, it certainly wasn't. I mean, it feels like that some days because anyway. You don't have to convince us. Everybody on this podcast knows enough about my sex life, but here we are and here I am telling you a little bit more. We also thought we would make a buck off Mitch. Mitch, you've got to pull your weight around here. We pimped you out.
Starting point is 00:01:56 We pimped you out to see who would, well, how much they would pay and what people would want you to do for them. And, I mean, that sounds a bit raunchy, but it wasn't about that. No, it's not in that regard. No, no, because I do that for free. But, no, because I created a eulogy for our boss, Richie Wright, here at the show, and I got messages, this is true, DMs from your lifers asking me,
Starting point is 00:02:16 someone asked me to host their child's christening. Well, you are very good. When you're put in a tight position and you have to just talk on demand you are very good under pressure at hosting at performing at speaking and i think you would make an excellent mc at no matter what event it is i didn't get asked for your wedding and you know i mean if i'm that good no i'll have you at mine thank you thank you we've got to wait around a little while we did ask our mc two and a half years ago though because you know we've been engaged for so long now oh true we didn't know each other we didn't know all right okay i'll
Starting point is 00:02:44 take that you did deliver if you guys haven't heard the eulogy that mitch got put on the spot for our boss, Richie. It was a few weeks ago now, but it was brilliant, Mitch. Thank you. You did a very, very good eulogy. I was in hysterics. I thought it was hilarious. On top of that, we had a little discussion about
Starting point is 00:02:59 have you ever been on holiday, vacay, and wanted to end your relationship after it? Have you gone on vacay and then vacated your relationship? Yeah. All that and so much more. Let's get into the show. It's the live uncut radio show around the country with Brittany Hockley and Laura Byrne.
Starting point is 00:03:16 A bit hot under the collar too for you this month, Laura Byrne. Oh, stop it. No. Stop. This is my music. Oh, what should I say? Oh, don't stop. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Keep going. Oh, you've been doing the intimacy challenge. Well, have you? I hope so. You're supposed to have been doing this hot trend at the moment, the intimacy challenge with Maddie J. Yes, we started the intimacy challenge five days ago. And now, okay, so for the first, well, actually, no, six days.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Six days. We're going strong. Why don't you tell everyone what the intimacy challenge is if they haven't heard about it? Look, I feel like everyone's heard about it by now. The Intimacy Challenge, it's 30 days, and of that 30 days, every single day you have to be intimate with your partner. It doesn't matter if you've got a headache.
Starting point is 00:03:57 It doesn't matter if the kids have been driving you crazy. It doesn't matter if you're a bit too busy. You have to make time to be intimate with your partner. So it's not sex. You can cuddle. Well, that's okay. That's my point. So we thought it was sex.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Okay. So we did it. It. Every day. I'm exhausted. No wonder you're so tired. No, four days, four days. and then we found out it wasn't that.
Starting point is 00:04:18 So yesterday we just stared into each other's eyes for a few minutes. So you just have to, there just has to be some form of connection. It can even be like a mental connection. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, apparently that's what's the challenge. Wait, so you'll be thumb wrestling tomorrow and that counts? Footsies under the table. Footsies under the table.
Starting point is 00:04:36 That counts? Put that on the list. We literally got to day four and we were like, how are we going to keep this up? Also, my mum has been staying with us. It's just caused a whole added layer of real challenges around this. Oh, no. So we were like, how are we going to keep this up for 30 days?
Starting point is 00:04:50 30 days. Anyway, then I finally went and researched it and looked up the actual rules online. So I was like, how can we cheat? Yeah, we don't have to have sex every day. We just have to do something intimate. So yesterday we sat cross-legged on the floor and stared into each other's eyes for five minutes.
Starting point is 00:05:05 I think they did that on the season of The Bachelor recently. Did they? Yeah, last season they had to just sit there and look at each other and I turned it off. I was like, I couldn't watch this. It was so awkward. That's quite intimate. Apparently by looking into each other's eyes,
Starting point is 00:05:16 you see if you see their soul you see their soul and i was like where is he because i can't see so apparently you see their soul in their left eye by by looking into their eyes that's where he's hanging out okay i don't know how i feel about this how do single people do this intimacy challenge asking for a friend asking for a single friend okay well i mean there's lots of different ways that you can do it so you don't like we just established you don't have to you know do the horizontal dance of love, you could spend 15 seconds or longer kissing. That could be considered part of the intimacy challenge.
Starting point is 00:05:50 That's fun, yeah, I like that. You could do other things, get creative with your hands and I don't mean make a paper mache. So could it just be like you could just, Maddie, Jay could walk past you in the kitchen and just give you a quick nipple cripple? No. That's not intimate.
Starting point is 00:06:01 That's particularly un-intimate. But you could make dinner together, that's an intimate thing to cook. Yeah, you could cuddle on the couch. It's just like really carving out some time within your day. But for me, this whole staring into each other's eyes for five minutes, I just couldn't stop laughing. Like, I could not stop laughing.
Starting point is 00:06:17 I was giggling like a little schoolgirl. It's actually really hard to do. It makes a lot of people very, very uncomfortable. It's something that a lot of, like, relationship therapists do when they're trying to build a relationship. You have to just look and not laugh and not speak. Have you two done it before? Do you want to try it? Oh, Laura and I do it all the time.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Do you want to come here? Come here. Let's stare into each other's eyes. I can't play Barry White. But you have to be close. We're a bit too far away. No, you're pretty close. It's about a metre between you. Oh, you're meant to be 30 centimetres. You're breaking your own rules. Kate can't laugh.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Barry White will play. This is going to make exceptional radio. On the right. No one can see us. No, you focus on the right. All right, they're looking into each other's eyes. The left arm. Britt's leaking her lips.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I won. Are you in love with me yet? Are you in love with me yet, Brittany Hockley? Well, good luck tonight. What's on the agenda tonight? Oh, we haven't decided. Maybe we'll eat some food in front of the TV and hold hands. Oh, that sounds...
Starting point is 00:07:03 Just a long high five. No, you know what? It's Saturday night. We're going to make the most of it. I reckon we'll go the whole hog tonight. Have a vino and get frisky. Good for you, Laura Byrne. Ladies, there's something that you've had a weird impact in my life
Starting point is 00:07:15 over the last couple of weeks. Like a good impact? Always positive. You're bringing me work. I don't know if you remember this. This happened a couple of weeks ago on the show. Our boss here at Life Uncut, Richie, asked me to be the eulogy, eulogist at his funeral?
Starting point is 00:07:30 What would you call that? What does one call that person? Well, let's call it a eulogist. Keynote speaker. He asked you to host his funeral. Yes. He asked you to MC. But you didn't know.
Starting point is 00:07:38 He actually, like, he was a bit of a set-up on Laura and my behalf. We sort of put you on the spot because we wanted to see how good you were on your toes in case if he did die, he knows you're going to deliver something good. He's in Bali at the moment, so God forbid, you know, who knows? It might be... I'm just saying, he's on holiday in Bali. Anyway, this is what happened if you missed it. I want Mitch Cherry to deliver my eulogy.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Yeah, of course I'll do it. Shouldn't be that hard to say nice things about your boss, should it? And since that moment, girls, I'm getting DM after DM. And people go, Mitch, can you host my christening? Mitch, we're opening a local Target. Hang on, hang on. Who is asking you to host a christening? Isn't that like one and under?
Starting point is 00:08:13 Don't you get christened at like three months? I don't know. Hey, you know, emcees for christenings are hard to find. There's definitely some adult christenings that go on. But you know what? It's why. It's because you're very good on the fly. Like you can rock up here, no prep, and words come out of your mouth.
Starting point is 00:08:26 And half the time I don't even think you know what you're saying. But it always sounds great. I don't know your names, to be honest. He finishes at the end and he's like, I blacked out. What's happening? But so what kind of requests are you getting? Or is this something that maybe we should actually pimp you out for? Should we put it out to the people and see what they want you for?
Starting point is 00:08:42 Well, I'm going to give you my fees now, or can we talk money after? We can talk money after. I think we negotiate. I think we want bar mitzvahs, we want year 12 formals. What else can we have? Well, listen, I'll give you my little resume. I've studied theatre. I can sing operatically, you know.
Starting point is 00:08:55 Just sing for one second. I feel like people need to hear what Mitch Drury can say. I'm not going to sing. If you need him to come and sing at your event, We've also got this in store for you. What genre? Give me a genre. Give us your favourite song that brought you into manhood, Stay.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Excuse me? Sway. Sway. No, I want what you do best, and that's a little bit of operatic. Oh, okay. I studied in New York under Bocelli. Okay. We saw Munchenko.
Starting point is 00:09:24 That's all you're getting. I'm embarrassed. I have one video of Mitch singing it, and I like to listen to it when I have my alone time in the shower. That sounded like I was having... Wow! Okay. Maddie J, can you not like that?
Starting point is 00:09:36 We've been doing an intimacy challenge. I don't need that. I just mean it's very relaxing. Yes. Beautiful. Your voice is beautiful. What she's saying is she listens to you while she does the intimacy challenge. No, it drowns out my children.
Starting point is 00:09:47 That's all. Listen, if I can be anything for you, it's that. And I'm glad. If you want to pick me out, go for it. So what? If anyone's got a gig for me, call us now. I would love that. I would love to hear what the gig is and then we can discuss money after.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Okay. So, christenings, weddings, bar mitzvahs, cake openings. Funerals, you charge more for sure because that's like deep. And you've already got a bit of experience there. So, I think we have to start low and work our way up. Yeah, I'm booked out for the funerals. All right, 131065, call us. Pimp me out.
Starting point is 00:10:14 How are we all feeling? I'm sweating. Just before the break, we were talking about how recently Mitch Turi, he was put on the spot and he was asked to do our boss's eulogy in the very sad occasion that he might die, which he will happen one day. To be clear, our boss is not dead. He just asked in advance if it ever does happen, if Mitch will do it. Well, he works with me and he works with me and us
Starting point is 00:10:35 and he thought if I want anyone, I want Mitch to do it. And he's very young and he's very healthy, but, you know, it always pays off to be prepared. But you know what, Mitch? There's something else that I wanted to ask you. Will you host our live show that we have happening in Sydney? Is this real? The podcast live show.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Yeah, we're going live next month in October 12 and we want you to be our host. It doesn't give you much time to prep, but it's coming up real soon. Oh, my God, yeah, I'd accept, of course. You accept? I'll do it. He'll do it. And I'll sing too.
Starting point is 00:11:01 I'll do it. I'll do it. Say no more. Say no more. You'll be in entertainment as well. We did the call out. We've been pimping out Mitch Turi. We want to know what event do you have coming up?
Starting point is 00:11:10 It can be significant. It can be truly very small and minor. But Mitch is a very good host and we think that his skills have been underutilised. Yeah, let's go to the phones. This is Tara on 131065. Hi, Tara. What do you want to book me for? It's such a weird thing to say.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Hello, everyone. Hi, Tara. So, Mitch, I'm having a party at my new house for AFL Grand Final and I thought it would be fun if you hosted that for us. Oh, sports. Not my forte. I think you need to do this one with an Irish accent. Let's give it a crack.
Starting point is 00:11:40 What do you mean? Yeah, no, do it. Go. On the spot. Okay, Tara, are you going to have friends over? Yeah, I mean, like, I hope so. I hope it's not a party with just me. Welcome to Tara's birthday party.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Oh, we've got tater tots. We've got pizza. We've got cake. What about the sport? We've got Guinness. Oh, the sport is on. Pies are up. The pies?
Starting point is 00:12:00 Tara, he doesn't even know one of the team's names. I don't know how this is going to go down. On the ball. It's on the field. Tara, you can have him for free for this event. We'll go to the next caller. Okay. Jess has called through.
Starting point is 00:12:10 I think I got that gig. Jess, what do you want to book me for? I want to book you for a charity at Gatlinite. A charity? What kind of charity are we speaking? So the Disability Surfers Association. That's who we're looking to fundraise for. My work is IOT.
Starting point is 00:12:28 We're based in Wollongong, and we're located at the Innovation Campus. Oh, from the gong. I went to the University of Wollongong as well. I'm from Wollongong. Well, maybe you're both going to have to go down. You know what? Say no more. That's you and I.
Starting point is 00:12:41 All right, here we go. Double booking. We'll see you there, Jess. Thank you. Courtney, we just booked a double booking. No one's getting paid for this stuff, but I'll do it, you know, because it's for charity. It's for charity, of course.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Courtney on 131065, hi, what do you want to book? I guess me, Laura, or Brit for now. We're all up for grabs. Well, my partner and I have just bought a house in the country and I want you guys to host our housewarming. Oh, great. What country? Are we talking country like Uluru?
Starting point is 00:13:07 It's in the country. Green rolling fields. Like parks? Oh, parks. Oh, the dish. Come and see the dish. The park's dish. That's exactly the same as the Irish.
Starting point is 00:13:16 That's the Irish again. The nuance is very hard. Okay, New Zealander. That's also got a lot of country rolling fields. Oh, Brew, come and see the dish. in my heath. It's really good. I think you would need to wear a cowboy outfit though. Now you're taking the piss, Courtney.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Alright, I'm booked and blessed. Ladies, it's been a very royal week. A very royal ten days almost. Oh, it has. I feel like every time I turn on the TV, I turn on the radio, and I know it's the biggest thing that's happened in the world in a very long time. Well, I mean, we have a king
Starting point is 00:13:45 now. It's weird, isn't it? King Charles III. King Charles III, and hasn't it been? I mean, it's a big thing to become a king. I imagine I've never done But he has had a pretty tough first week. I don't know if you've seen some of the stuff that's been going down. He has had a few tantrums. I know.
Starting point is 00:14:02 The one over the pen? The one about the pen. Let's play it. Yeah, this is it. He's going viral on TikTok. He's yelling at a squire because his pen was inky. I just had a book. Is it 12?
Starting point is 00:14:11 13, sir. Oh, God. I'm growing dead, Dad. Got the date wrong. 13, sir. It'll be 7, 12, 13. Oh, it wasn't trouble. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:14:22 The ink of the pen, it's spilling. He hates it. That's Camilla. I can't bear this bloody thing. I saw this and I thought he was angry because his workers, I don't know, what do they call his people? Squires. His squires.
Starting point is 00:14:44 They put the inkwell too close to where he needed to sign. But just get a ballpoint pen. Do you know, it's not instilling a lot of confidence in the people if he can't even get through a pen signing. And ink leaking is what is causing him to have a fit. I feel like in your first week as king, you need to be confident, calm, cool and collected. I know that King Charles, it's so weird to even say. Okay, I know that King Charles is not a particularly widely loved figure of the monarchy yet.
Starting point is 00:15:15 But when you say that, I feel a little bit sorry for him. Maybe this isn't. But he's just lost his mum. Have you seen people? I think that, you know, when you've gone through like a big tragedy and he's just lost his mum, maybe it was the small thing that kicked him over the edge and made him really upset that day and he took it down on the pen.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Yeah, but you need to lead the Commonwealth, so I feel like you need to get past your pen leaking because the entire world is watching you right now. I know, but it's only, what, at the time it was only like seven days, wasn't it? That's the problem, Laura. Only seven days. It's the first time he's worked in his life. He doesn't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:15:45 True. There's been a few other things, though. Now, look, a lot of people have been making fun of his hands because he's got some condition that means that his hands and his feet swell up. Go Google photos of Prince Charles' hands if you're not driving your car right now, but there's something going on.
Starting point is 00:15:59 I'm not about this either. The world and the internet, the interweb, can be a very, very cruel place, and this is just unnecessary. I think we can laugh at, like, him having a little fit over the ink leaking, but I don't think it's nice to laugh at anybody physically. I think that's too far, and I'm not about it. Well, have you seen the Aussie guy who is claiming
Starting point is 00:16:18 that he is the official son of Charles and Camilla? This is my favourite story to come out of the week. I have been following it so close. Love a little conspiracy theory. Okay, so his name is Simon Durant Day and he's from Queensland and he thinks, like honestly thinks, he's trying to, I don't even know how he does it, but he's trying to commission through the highest court to get a DNA sample of the king
Starting point is 00:16:41 because he thinks that he is Camilla and the king's love child because apparently his grandma told him on her deathbed that he is the love child of them. I've got some audio of him. Have a listen to this. They didn't stop to think when they gave me away that many people around the world would see the truth and that they'd come across me.
Starting point is 00:16:58 And they did. They have. I mean, these stories haven't been told yet. We've only scraped the tip of that iceberg. Sounds very oldie. OK, but look, look, look, wait, wait, wait. Look at how much he looks like them. I mean, he's just an old white man.
Starting point is 00:17:12 I agree. And the old white man looks like a royal. Do you know what's funny? I mean, the whole thing's funny. But what is really funny is that he's currently trying to get King Charles to go to family court with him. Can you imagine King Charles flying to Queensland, Australia, and turning up at the local family court?
Starting point is 00:17:32 Because that would be a sight to see. Well, he's going to have to come here because he's doing the royal tour and he's got to come to the Commonwealth Nations, so he might come here. Apparently he can't get the king, but he might be able to get Camilla, his mummy, because she's only the queen consort. There you go. There's a loophole. Well, listen, it's not over yet.
Starting point is 00:17:46 We have the funeral of Queen Elizabeth Monday night. If you want to hear it Monday night, we're going to be telecasting it live as it happens here at the radio station. So a big event. Absolutely huge. And I hope that King Charles has a better run next week. Or that Simon Dorente Day leaves Dreamworld for a day
Starting point is 00:17:59 and can go to the official. Someone buy the man a pen. Britt, are you across Laura's research that she's been doing? Well, it depends what the research is. Is it the intimacy challenge research? No, I'm across that one. Well, actually, do you know what? funnily enough, I did come across this because
Starting point is 00:18:13 of the intimacy challenge. So I have been looking up weird and wonderful ways to be intimate without having to go to fourth base. Is it fourth base? Home run? The benchmark's changed. We just hold hands now. Okay, so there's a new research study that has come out and it was a study of
Starting point is 00:18:29 2,000 people by a company called illicitencounters.com Now this is, and I want to know, have you guys ever been on holidays with your partner at the time and when you were on holidays thought, I actually can't stand this person and think I would like to break up with them.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Yes, 100%. I did that, yeah. So apparently there's now research study to back this. So 32% of women, a third of the women who were researched, have all experienced when they've been on holidays this change and shift towards their partner. And similarly, 34% of men. And the reason why is because apparently
Starting point is 00:19:03 prolonged exposure to their partner on holiday made them think of starting afresh. 100%. Isn't that interesting? I went on a five-week holiday with my partner at the time and it was our first ever holiday. We'd been doing long distance. We hadn't spent that much time together.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Got to America. Three days in, I had this moment where I was like, what have I done? And I had the conversation with him then and there. I got the ick big time. That's not even a holiday. That's a long weekend. Yeah, but I'd been on, mate, two days flying.
Starting point is 00:19:34 So let's round it up to five days. And then I left. We broke up then and there. He didn't want to. He was crying. It was horrible. I left and did a five-week holiday alone and I never saw him again. It was brutal.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Do you know what I think would be the worst for this? Going on a cruise. If you're on a cruise with someone, there's nowhere to escape to. Tiny little rooms. Yeah, you get off on one of the islands. That's great. Pull up a margarita. Imagine camping.
Starting point is 00:19:56 But how many people have come back from the long holidays or trips away that were supposed to be the most beautiful, romantic time away with their partner and they've come home and the relationship has been in ruins? Do you think it's because you see the dark and dirty side of your partner, of like showering and habits and no see well I think it's partly that but I also think it's because when you're traveling like things don't always go to plan you're away from your creature comforts stuff is you know you need to be with someone who's quite good at problem solving and
Starting point is 00:20:21 I think that you see a very different side to your partner than what you would see if you're in your normal day-to-day but it's like when you travel with a friend too you have to match with someone's traveling ability it's not necessarily whether you just get along and you like the same things at home and you can live like it's a very specific kind of thing traveling so I reckon there be a lot of people out there that have gone through this i once broke up with an ex-boyfriend after a trip to bali because i found photos in his phone lots of nudes that were definitely taken whilst we were together so i don't know if that plays into this but it was definitely a travel break of himself no girls that doesn't play into this he was just cheating whilst he
Starting point is 00:20:56 was supposed to be in a monogamous relationship that's not travel related laura that is a different category all right well we want to hear from you okay what are your stories We're talking the vacays that made you want to vacate. Brittany Hunkley coined that term. Very impressive. You wanted to vacate your relationship. I thought you were going to take credit for that, but thanks for giving me that credit.
Starting point is 00:21:15 It was one of my better. Have you been on a holiday and has it made you realise you want to leave your relationship? Ness is on on 131065. Hey, Ness, what happened to you? I went on holidays with my then-boyfriend and we'd gone to go out for dinner and we were, like, walking to the restaurant
Starting point is 00:21:32 and there was, like, a line of, like, 50 people and then asked him if he wanted to book. And he said, no, no one ever goes there. So we got there and there was a line and we couldn't get in. And then I was like, oh, like, why did you tell me, like, not to book? And then he proceeded to yell at me out the front of the restaurant, in front of everyone that was lining up. And he left me.
Starting point is 00:21:54 He left you? Wait, he broke up with you? He walked home, like, and left me out front of the restaurant crying. And unfortunately, I didn't break up with him because of it. but we started to get off for like eight months after that. That was the red flag, Ness. I think you've taken hangry to the next level. That was good.
Starting point is 00:22:14 You're coining a lot of terms today. This is a Brit, the joker. All right, Josie on 131065. Hi, Josie. What's your story? Hello. Well, it was my first trip overseas, so I was very excited. And we went over to Bali, and it was with my partner and his family.
Starting point is 00:22:29 You know what, Josie? I get it. Bali, it's the real problem. It's the common denominator. Yeah, I was so excited about it. So we're walking through the little market and I was a bit of a newbie to the whole experience. My partner had been to Thailand before.
Starting point is 00:22:43 So we're walking through the market and I, you know, spot something and I was like, cool, grab that. And then suddenly he just starts bartering with them and not just bartering, he had like a Balinese accent and I sort of just looked and didn't really know what to do and he just didn't stop. Like it just kept going, going, going. And then I just walked away.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Do you mean like a bit of cultural appropriation there? Yeah, it was pretty bad. And I sort of didn't really know what to do. I was like, I don't think that you should really be doing that. Here's my question. How much was he bartering over? Because there's nothing more attractive than seeing someone barter over a dollar. Is that sarcasm?
Starting point is 00:23:23 No. I'm the opposite. $3. $3. He was there bartering over $3. That's a turn off. That's not attractive. To me, that is the biggest turn off I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:23:30 That's what I said. That's a turn off. I don't think so, no. Oh, no, I meant to say I'm not with him now. No, and I think that you made a very wise decision there. Couldn't agree more. All right, you bartered yourself out of that relationship. Sarah, I'm trying to top you.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Sarah, what's your story? Hi. Hi, how are you? You're great, thank you. Well, my parents shouted us a trip to the Gold Coast for our 21st birthday and we went to Dreamworld and my boyfriend at the time would not go on one single ride. So as the day wore on, I know, as the day wore on,
Starting point is 00:24:08 I just got more and more downtrodden by it all. And I thought, what am I doing? Like, is this someone who I'm actually going to spend the rest of my life with? You know, high school sweethearts, we've been together for a long time. And I thought, oh, I'm not signing up for this, no way. No, you need to find someone else you can ride that lola coaster with. Oh, British, that was your worst. Maybe he had vertigo.
Starting point is 00:24:31 She started up here and it just went down throughout the summer. Yeah, the bar is so low. That was my favourite one. All right, let's see if you've got one for Georgia. Wrap this up for us, Georgia. What happened on your vacay that made you vacate? Hello. I was in Bali with my partner.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Oh, God, yeah. No one should go to Bali. We were at the pool. We met these awesome girls from the UK. They were so lovely. We were all getting along. The minute I got up to go get drinks from the bar, My partner turned around with his phone
Starting point is 00:24:58 and took down one of the girl's numbers. No. Yeah, we had, like, a whole bunch of disagreements on the trip, so we broke up when we got back. He then moved to the UK and is actually engaged to her now. Oh, my goodness. I am picking my drop off the ground, but also, I mean, maybe he just went and found his penguin.
Starting point is 00:25:19 He went about it the wrong way, but he's engaged. I'm sorry, Georgia, I think that's great for him. Yeah, great for him sucks for you. Yeah, that's one hell of a souvenir. She topped your bridge. She did better than you. Yeah, well done. That was a great out.
Starting point is 00:25:31 I'll pay that one. Oh, wow. Great story. Well, that is it and then the end of the show. But we do have our episode coming out on Tuesday on Life Uncut and we are interviewing Renee Sims, who is the niece of Lynette Dawson. If you have listened to the Australian podcast,
Starting point is 00:25:46 which is The Teacher's Pet, we are speaking to someone from the family. It's a huge get. That's a great podcast. It is. Huge, huge episode. A big insight into the trial and the family life since Lynette passed away or disappeared, I should say, 40 years ago.
Starting point is 00:25:58 So that's dropping Tuesday on Life Uncut Podcast. And that is it. Don't forget, tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friends and share the love because we love love. See you next week.

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