Life Uncut - LIFE UNCUT RADIO SHOW - 13th MAY

Episode Date: May 14, 2022

Here it is Lifers, if you missed it live. Our Saturday morning radio show that we host alongside Mitch Churi. This week on the show we interviewed Big Brother's Tully Smyth before she heads back in to the house almost a decade on from her first appearance. We also stage an intervention with Britt to talk about her questionable behaviour with Delilah and we talk about what happened on the Liberal bus full of journalists - and let me tell you, it's a real stinker.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All new in 22. Around Australia. On air and iHeartRadio. Britt Hockley and Laura Byrne. Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friends and share the love because we love love. The Life Uncut Radio Show starts now. Yes it does, right around Australia, Brittney Hockley, Laura Byrne, good morning ladies. Good morning Mitch.

Morning Mitch, I feel like I'm in preschool, you know they're like, morning students, you're like, morning Mr. Churi. Do you know what? I'm very glad that you made it today, Mitch, because we got a text message from you only 15 minutes ago to say that you weren't sure you were going to make it on time. I know. I was parked in. I hate that.

In your apartment. Yeah. I live in the inner west and I have a laneway behind my house that we park sometimes and it was raining so I parked in there and someone, a Prius, parked right behind me. And a Prius of all cars. Of all cars. How dare they.

And the only way out was to reverse so I was stuck. But the problem is we've only been there a couple months so I had to I didn't know who owned the Prius so I had to door knock eight houses did you find did you find the culprit

oh yeah I found them in the end they were the eighth house of course they were what do you say well of course it's going to be the last house you knocked on because why would you keep knocking after them

by house one I just wanted to let you guys know that the Prius four houses down they blocked me in today no house number one I was so polite

like a school girl house number two a bit ruder than my house I'm like do you own the Prius but I'm here and I'm sweaty you know what you're not sweaty

you're glistening you're glittery And you look beautiful, and I'm so glad you're here because we don't know how to control that thing in front of you. You guys would be so loud. That would be so much trouble. Ready? Britt, you try to press one of these buttons.

Oh, Brittany! So loud. Laura and I were actually having a panic attack. I was like, Laura, Mitch isn't going to make it. There are way too many buttons for my liking. We're just going to have to play music for the entire show. But we have Big Brother's Tully Smythe. Now, if you've been watching a bit of Big Brother

over the last couple of days, they've got some of the old contestants coming in, and Tully Smythe is one of them. We also... Well, we're going to get political today, but not the kind of politics you think. Let me just say that much. Well, I was going to say that we're staging an intervention with you, but look, there's a lot coming up on today's show.

Put it that way. Hang on, what? We're staging an intervention? Get a tall glass of water, Britt, because we have something we need to bring up with you. Strap yourselves in, guys. It's going to be a big show. The Life Uncut Radio Show.

With Britt Hockley and Laura Byrne. We love them! One kiss. It'll be a morning. Oh. R.I.P. I don't know if you heard the news this week, but the famed iPod was discontinued. Apple have killed off a beloved favourite.

I feel like this is such, like the iPod is core to so many people's childhood memories. 21 years, that is. Also, on its 21st birthday, how brutal. I could just drink. Well, most people celebrate the 21st. You'd think they'd come out with a new flashy model, but they've killed the iPod. And I have really fond memories, actually. Actually, no, I don't have that many fond memories.

I used to have the iPod Shuffle, you know, the one that didn't even have a screen? Oh, it looked like a... It was this big. It was the size of like a 20 cent queen. And you never knew what you were going to get. You just had to be like, well, I want R&B, but now I'm going to have techno. Or you would spend 15 minutes trying to shuffle through to find the one song. There's like 1,000 songs in there and you'd just keep on going until then you missed it.

You had to keep on going to try and find it. It was like a lucky dip. Did anyone have the iPod Classic? And I thought it was so cool because you could watch movies on it. But the screen was the size of a thumb. But when you have nothing else to compare it to, at the time it was brilliant. Do you know, when we were on The Bachelor. Now, this is going back six years ago.

You weren't allowed to take any technology in with you. Like, there's no iPhones, there's no cameras, like nothing that connects you to the outside world. But the only thing we were allowed to take in with us was an iPod Shuffle. And so I had it loaded to the nines with Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran. Sad songs?

Yes, and I cried myself to sleep listening to my iPod Shuffle. I had it tucked underneath my pillow at night time. So this music that you've got playing is a backing track. It's very fitting. I have a confession to make. This is an exclusive. I don't think that's an exclusive. Daily Mail, get your pens ready.

I don't think I've ever told anyone this. And I feel like this is a confessional. Like Laura just said, you can't take anything into the mansion. But I took in, we were allowed actually, Laura, sorry. We were allowed an iPod, but the one up. We didn't have to have a shuffle. We could have a screen. Yeah, so we could read what we were listening to.

You really went up in the world. One year apart. But do you know what I did? I smuggled in. they did these iPods I don't know what range it was but they did these iPods that had a camera a tiny camera. iPod touch?

I don't know. No because it had buttons but it had a camera built in. I smuggled this in. I was so badass in that house I took, I used to take photos and videos but I only told two people, Cass and Sophie they're the only two people I told. We took

photos together in the house. We've got selfies we've got adventures in the bush. We escaped the mansion one day. In the bush? They were staying in a house in Glanory. In the bush. No. Oh, you have no idea. We were on the back of a whole reserve and we escaped into the bush and found a hidden

tyre swing and we used to go and swing on it. Do you know what? But do you know what happened? Also, it just shows how insular your world becomes because when you think it's that exciting that you found a tyre swing, you know that nothing's really happened. Giving you a popper or something. One day, so I was always the first person up in the mansion. I was outside and I used to get in the mornings because I was like, everyone's asleep except

for the alpacas. I used to go out, take selfies with the alpacas. I used to take video footage of the house from my own memories later. Maybe I thought one day I'll sell it. Do you still have the iPod? What happened? Yeah, what happened to it? I would still have it somewhere.

But then one day I get called in like it's the principal's office. I get called in by someone and someone that works there saw me. They saw me taking selfies with the alpaca. With a tiny little. No. And they called me in. You're just trying to show the alpaca which song you were listening to. Bro, bro, that's what I said.

So they pulled me into the bedroom. Bro. And they were like, oh, I'm reliving this trauma now. They were like, we saw you. You've got a camera. And I was like, excuse me? They were like, well, we saw you down in the bush and it looked like your hand was out.

We could see that you were taking selfies. I was like, I would never do such a thing. I was just dancing with the alpacas. I am surprised that they didn't find that because when I went into the batch house, they did a big sweep of everyone's luggage and they took anything that looked a bit suspicious. And I remember one girl having her vibrator stolen.

So if she got her vibrator taken, I'm surprised you got in there. Oh, my God. Yeah, I had some good hiding spots. We'll say that again. Well, RIP to the iPod. We'll miss you, iPod. Oh, will we? RIP.

Miss you, iPod. All new in 22. For your Saturday morning, the last uncut radio show with Britt Hockley and Laura Byrne. On Kiss. Big brother this year. Everyone's talking about it. You've got your fans.

You've got your favourites. The faves are back. One of them returning this coming week is Tully from the original 2013 season. She joins us now. Good morning, Tully. Hello. Tully, hi.

Good morning, babe. Woman, are you crazy? Going back into the Big Brother? Make the question specific, Britt. No, it's been, okay, Tully, it's been nine years, has it, since your first Big Brother appearance. Did you ever think you were going to go back in and do another Big Brother? I wanted to.

I've always been very vocal that I would go back if I was asked. And so the minute they called and said, would you go back, the producers actually were like, look, you're obviously going to need some time to think about it based off what went down last time. And I said, nah, sign me up. Why not? Screw it.

Let's do it. You're like, let me just think about it. Yep, I'm good to go. My schedule is clear. Well, so last time you were very controversial. There was a cheating scandal that went on. There was a lot that went down in the house. Were you going back in this season as a redemption story?

Were you hoping to kind of like right the wrongs of the past? Or were you wanting to get in there and shake things up again? No, no. I wanted my redemption up, goddammit. But I wanted to go back on my own two feet as an older, wiser, more mature, more grounded 34-year-old and play my own game and play it properly this time. That was what I wanted to do. So there was quite a large six-foot-two, blue-eyed spanner thrown in the works there.

It was a handsome spanner, wasn't it? I mean, has he aged well? I mean, I think he's a pretty handsome spanner. And for everyone who's listening, we're talking about Drew. Now Drew is, and Drew was in the house with Tully back in 2013 and he is back in the house as well. What does that feel like? Was that something that you were nervous about

or were you quite excited to see him again? No. First of all, I have a beautiful partner of a year who is just amazing and ten times the person and the boyfriend that he ever was. Wow. Ouch. Take that, Drew. Honestly, he's fine.

He knows it. I've said it to his face. He always said he'd never go back. He's said it publicly multiple times. He's said it privately. He's always shied away from the show, thinks he's a bit too cool, and basically said that no amount of money in the world would make him do it again.

So I was expecting some of the other familiar faces like Tim and Reggie, but I would have put my life on the fact that he would have said absolutely not when they asked him. So it was honestly a shock to me. Does this make you think, and you just said it, you just said he's like, oh, the money in the world wouldn't make it. Does this make you think that, A, he got paid a bomb to go back in? Look, I've thought about that, but we all chatted,

and I know how much my manager hustled hard. Like, this isn't like a I'm a celebrity, get me out of here, where we're going in for a fee but then trying to win money for a charity. We're still viable to win a quarter of a million dollars. So because of that, we got paid very little, only a scourge more than the newbies. So I truly think it was more a case that we here in Melbourne, we were still in lockdown.

We'd been in lockdown after lockdown for like two plus years. He booked some hospitality, so he hadn't been working. He hadn't been doing anything really. And I think that the offer came at just the right time. He was single. He probably thought, hmm, you know, it went well for me last time. The ladies loved me. Maybe I can do it again.

And so that's why he went back. He's quite vain. And I think maybe he thought he could take it home. Wow. Maybe he will. Stab him. Maybe he will. I was going to ask you, was there any worry about history repeating itself?

But with that little recollection of your thoughts of Drew, I'm going to say no. This is the thing. Like, these goddamn promos have me looking like I'm pining after the guy. I couldn't have said less. I wanted him out. I wish he was never there in the first place. Like, oh, truly.

I've moved on. It's been nine years. I've got a lovely boyfriend who is just the best. But we've been friends. We've been friends for a long time now. Drew's had a lot of long-term serious relationships. So we've been friends for years. In saying that, and you're going to have to tune in to see how it goes down,

but I don't think there is any better therapy than moving in with your ex-boyfriend. Like, any little thing you thought you just, you know, you know when you think about an ex-licensure and you get those, like, goggles on, like, everything was rosy and everything was great? Oh, yeah. Any cosy, rosy memory I had of him was completely abolished by living with him. Like, I was like, you are a moody, broody, narcissistic vain. No, he's great.

He's funny. He's great, you guys. Well, Tali, we cannot wait to see you entering the house. I mean, I want to see what goes down. We all know what's coming. And, yeah, good luck with the whole wild ride. That is Big Brother. Thank you so much, guys.

I think I'm going to need it. Thanks, Tali. We'll talk soon. See you, Tali. Thanks, guys. Bye. This is the Life Uncut Radio Show. We know the election is in full swing

And elections can be a shitty time That'll make sense They can be pretty stinky This is a good pun There's many things that we could talk about About the election But one thing that has come up in the news It happened last Saturday

Reported on In The Age And that is Maybe I'll just read it for you It was a busload of journalists On the Liberals campaign media bus In Perth on last Saturday Had to be offloaded en masse After a bathroom incident

made the vehicle temporarily uninhabitable. What, like a spillage? Well, I think it was a toilet bathroom thing that might have gone down. So basically, an entire busload of journalists were offloaded because somebody did an abominable poo. Oh, my God. Surely there has to be more to that. A poo so rank.

But also, I want to know, who is the person that decides that the smell is so bad that a bus is inhabitable? Maybe they didn't think that the poo was the smell. Well, maybe they thought there was a malfunction. Like someone's dying. Yeah, something's burning under the bus and they thought there'd be an explosion. Because a really bad poo can get chemically.

It depends what you've eaten that day. That's right. Maybe there is a possum that's crawled into the engine and we need to get everybody off to see what has happened. It does go on to say that with a stern warning from the bus driver about what the bathroom could be used for, in quotation marks, number ones only. Fair. Could you imagine getting on a bus and the bus driver stands up? It's like when you get onto an aeroplane and they're like, you know, here are the exits.

The airbags will fall from the ceiling. He says, now this is a bus. Here is the exit. And no number twos on this bus. That's standard. Standard European bus travel. You get on the bus, they say no number twos. You can't do a poo on the bus.

Have you guys done a contiki ever? You can't poo on the bus. It's unspoken rule. No, I did. Anyone that says you can't poo on a bus has not had a liver parasite. From the Amazon jungle. Let me tell you that for free. Do you know what?

I'm really glad I was never on that bus. Same, same. You know what we want to talk about? Paris Hilton recently in an interview has talked about she's got these two little chihuahuas, beautiful little puppies. She's famous for her dogs. She's had chihuahuas her whole career. And she treats them like they're her children.

She carries them around in a little handbag. I mean, I was going to say she carries them around in a handbag like they're her children. I'm yet to carry my kids around in a handbag. But they definitely get treated as though they are elite puppies. Now, she's come out and said that they don't like eating dog food at all. So she usually just gets Uber Eats for her dogs and she'll get them hamburgers or fresh meat or chicken or steak. And she only feeds her dogs fresh human food.

Oh, my God. That's ridiculous. I sort of get that. Like, for example, Delilah, my puppy, she's pretty fussy. Like, it's pretty hard for her. I have tried so many foods for her. Delilah will eat your shoes. She will eat literal poo off your shoes

and you're going to tell me that she's fussy with dog food. She doesn't eat dog food. No, she won't. Do you know what? That leads us into our next part. There's a reason we bring this up, Brittany Hockley. We think it's time to talk about your obsession with Delilah. We're staging an intervention.

Brittany Hockley, I would like to ask you. Only speak when spoken to during the intervention, please. Oh, my God, this is so intense. What is Delilah's favourite food? Well, it depends on what night of the week it is. She doesn't mind, like, a good cut of, like, T-bone steak. And how do you cook said T-bone steak? Oh, she likes some fresh mince.

I usually feel like I'm being really tactish. I air fry her food. Oh, my God. I air fry Delilah's food. Is it true that you requested a separate air fryer for your dog? No, same air fryer because she doesn't eat dog food. She only eats human food. Oh, so it's fine to share it because you also eat the same food.

Yeah, 100%. Is it true? that when Delilah stayed with the pet sitter, that you asked the pet sitter to air fry all of Delilah's food and also asked her to air fry fresh salmon, human-grade salmon for the dog. Tassel. I feel so attacked.

Okay, minor technicality here. Yes, this is true. Yes, but before everyone comes to me, not that this makes a difference, but the pet sitter was producer Keisha, who loved, like this is a major detail, she loves Delilah. And I paid for all the food.

I didn't ask her to go pay for it. But do you want to know something funny? This is so funny. You're bringing this up right now. Look at what I ordered last night on Milk Run. So she's admitting it. Hold on. Last night, yeah.

Laura, she's handing you a phone. This is evidence in the court of law. Oh, my God. Do you know what Brittany's emergency purchase was on Milk Run? What? She ordered 500 grams of beef mince and also 500 grams of Bennett Street cookie dough. That's what my last night's order. It was an emergency.

See, I had the cookie dough and I cooked her up some mints. She likes it. She loves it. I semi-cook it. She doesn't like it cooked all the way through. And then for the tea, I mix some dry food in so she has both. But her skin, her coat is very shiny. And she's also from the eastern suburbs of Sydney,

so that's what she expects. I have nothing else to spend my money on. I have no one else to love, guys. Let me love her. We just wanted to tell you because we love you, okay? Oh, dear. I think it's gone too far, but clearly not far enough. No regret.

The Life Uncut Radio Show. With Britt Hockley and Laura Byrne. We love love. One kiss. Miss Laura Byrne. Fashion week. Fashion Byrne. She was at the fashion week this week.

I was at the fashion week this week. I went to one single show on Monday. Britt came with me. So did Maddie J. You guys looked great as per Instagram. You looked hot. We were wearing an all black matching ensembles and we kind of looked like we belong in the Addams Family.

We all turned up. It looked like we were going to a funeral, not Fashion Week. Fashion Week is dead. I did see that 360 video of you all. It looked like you were at the e-red carpet. Oh, yeah. We had a pretty great time on that thing. Do you know what, though?

So Fashion Week, it's a weird one because on Instagram it looks very highbrow. It does. Everyone's so polished and everyone goes there and gets their Instagram influencer photos. It's underground. It's like in this concrete bunker. It's not underground. Well, it's not underground, but it's just this real urban cool girl vibe to it. right it's a very cool event and not when we're invited we are not cool enough to be attending

so we went and after the show the show goes for about seven minutes and afterwards you there's this like bar set up there where you can go and you get a few drinks and get a cheese board and everything and we went there to get a few drinks i had a wristband which meant that we were supposed to get a few free drinks it's late at night mind you let's just put the time of the day in yeah it was about nine o'clock and it was the two of you and your um partner maddie j yeah yeah third wheelie nesper yeah yeah no we're used to having brit as like our little third person that comes a little child and so we went up to the bar to order some drinks and some food and they'd stop food service they'd stop food service quite a while earlier like before the first show

and matt who's with me like matt is the person who gets so hangry and if he doesn't eat when he needs to eat all hell like breaks loose so matt asked them if they had any food left and they said to purchase and they said no they were all done the food service was finished for the night but on the side of the bar was this box like a cheese board box that had been sitting there and Matt was like oh what about that cheese board box and the woman at the bar turns around and she says oh sorry that was actually ordered by somebody else like at 6 p.m or 5 p.m but they didn't come and collect it you I mean like you can't really have it I also wouldn't recommend eating it and Matt was like oh but can I have it and she was like well you can but it's been

sitting out there for six hours and he was like so I can eat this and she's like yes but I'm telling you it's been there for six what does Matt do in front of everyone opens it up starts serving himself some bits of cold dead brie eating it i think you're missing a crucial bit of information here i don't know if you witnessed this matt didn't open that box fresh that box had been open and people had already eaten some of the cheese this was what was left over there were nibble marks in the brie i thought that it was a box of someone's cheese that hadn't been collected so you know it was a box of someone's cheese that was like i've had enough i can't finish the box and matt was like well i i am here that's where i come in not all heroes wear capes i will finish

Not only did he stand at the bar and eat some of the cheese, he then picked the box up and brought it over to the table and we all ate some. Did he tell you he paid for it? Did he go, hey, girls, my shower? No, we saw. We were there for the whole thing. We witnessed the theft.

And then I, of course, I was very hungry too. I was fading away. So I started to eat some cheese. Now Laura's having a dig at both Matt and I. I can't believe you guys are eating that. How embarrassing. People are looking at us. Matt and I look at each other.

We're like, we give her 10 minutes. That's what we said. 10 minutes later, Laura's like, all right, I'll have the cheese. I waited until nobody could even think that maybe it wasn't our cheese. So anyone passing by was like, oh, they definitely bought that cheese. And then I helped myself to it. But the thing that was so embarrassing was this all happened. And then we found out that the waitress who was serving us

was actually somebody who was a dedicated Life Uncut listener. And now she knows that we're the scabby trio that stole cheese from Life Uncut. How did you find out? How did you work that out? She sent us a message. So here it is. She was like, saw you scabs at the fashion week. She slid into the DMs at Life Uncut Podcast and she wrote this.

We do a segment on the podcast which is called Confessionals where people write in and they tell us their secrets. They absolve their sins. She wrote this. Confessional. I was working at Australian Fashion Week 2022 and I saw Maddie J, Britt and Laura tuck into some hours old cheese. P.S.

They were also huge tippers. Oh. We're not. We didn't tip anything. Oh, I don't think you're supposed to tip. We don't tip in this country. What did we tip for the old food? How embarrassing.

I mean like You can just chuck to your brooch It was fashion week I'm proud to say that I don't waste food Let's just say that No it was fashion week no one else was eating there Let's be real Every week on Life Uncut on the podcast

We do an episode called Ask Uncut And it's where you guys write in your deep Dark and burning questions And we have a cracker to play for you today Hey girls I have a bit of a dilemma for you both so i'm getting married in five months yay um but i have previously invited my boss to the wedding more out of a respect kind of obligation type of thing um i worked with her for two years but we weren't necessarily close like we wouldn't really hang out at um outside

of work but obviously i would see her every day in the office um she actually just left the company now i'm wondering if it's too late to uninvite her to my wedding or not I don't think I'm really going to see her much now. So is it too late? Oh, what an awkward email that is to send. Laura's the one getting married here. Would you uninvite someone, Laura, if you felt like you hadn't connected with them in a while or chatted? I think it depends on how far down the path you are.

Like, is the wedding in two weeks time or is it in two years time? Like, when is the wedding? Maybe if the wedding is very soon, it's just too late and you have to just kind of wear it. But if the wedding is not for six months or eight months or whatever it is, you could probably even send an email and be like, oh, the plans have changed. I'll send you an update and then never send the update. I'd probably just say you broke up.

Just say the wedding's off. Hopefully you have no connecting friends and we'll find out. I'm pretty sure the boss probably follows her on Instagram. I'm going to say that that's a terrible, terrible lie. But, Laura, do you feel pressured to invite bosses to your wedding, your upcoming wedding? I mean, I don't have a boss. She's a boss.

I've got to invite you guys. yeah we're as close as it gets to a boss it is tricky isn't it i think like i'm i find this a really hard one i think if you've already invited them just to save yourself the awkwardness that you kind of have to go through with it but if the wedding is not for quite a while or you could potentially lean into covid like if it's been rescheduled a couple of times and some of the details are still ambiguous then i think maybe you can pull the pin but if it's too far gone And unfortunately, just put them at the back in a photo that you're never going to see and forget about it.

Think of the gift. Think of the gift. Oh, yes. Say on her invite. I just feel really uncomfortable. I'm like, this is my worst nightmare. You know how most people send out invitations and they say, your presence is all the presence that we need.

And it's like, you can send her invite and say, please bring gift. Yes. At least then you get something out of it. Anyway, if you have a question that you want to write in to the DMs, if you want to be on next week's Ask Uncut, have us answer and give you some terrible advice. slide on in. I don't even know what advice we gave then. Are we like, you go to the wedding or you don't? I think, no, the advice there

is like, I think it's a bit far gone. I think she has to go to the wedding. Stick it out, get the gift. You've got to commit, yeah. Unless you can come up with a good enough excuse, she's coming to your wedding. Just say it's a wishing well with a minimum spend, five grand. And you've been 22. Britt Hockley and Laura Byrne getting saucy for your

Saturday morning. The Life Uncut Radio Show on KISS. It's something that, it's right at the end of the show. because it's been a... Mitch has been telling us about a big swinging secret he wants to share with us. Don't. It's been a long show.

Oh, it's been a big... Well, a thick show, hasn't it? Big, big show. Big, big, round, solid show. Circular cylinder? Cylindrical? Yeah, cylindrical, yeah. It's a sausage-shaped show.

Be respectful. There is a video that's going viral on Twitter right now. The actor Jesse Wesley Williams, they call him Jesse Williams, he's an American actor. He was in Grey's Anatomy, played Dr Jackson. He's got beautiful blue eyes. He is straight fire.

He is such an attractive man. Yes, he's 40 years old, 185 centimetres, 6 foot 1. Just for all the details, I want you to picture this man. 6 foot 1 and 3 feet. What's his star sign? That's the one thing I don't have. But his favourite colour is purple. Anyway, he's currently starring in the Broadway play Take Me Out

alongside Jesse Taylor Ferguson from Modern Family. So it's a really big deal. Now, you know when you go to the theatre, right? You get your phones taken off you or you turn them on silently, you put them away. It's not theatre etiquette to take your phones out and film. No, you've got to be in the moment. However, there is a nude scene in this play where Jesse stands

underneath a shower, like a prop shower, and he actually gets wet. He's butt naked. Okay. I reckon other people got wet too. Someone front row has secretly whipped their phone out because they were gobsmacked, almost literally, by what they saw in front of them. People are very impressed by his endowment, his package.

Wow. Is he a proper full frontal noodle? Noodle? Okay, we haven't seen the photo or the video. of his swinging schlong. So please look to the 60-inch TV that is behind me. I'm going to get it up on the screen, ladies. I hope it's 60-inch.

I'm going to press play and just enjoy the photo of Jesse Williams. This is the footage. Oh, my God. Too much. No, not enough. Oh, my goodness. That has to be a prosthetic. Did he just slap it?

He slapped it. He did slap it, yeah. Okay, what Mitch Turi has just put on the TV is a, A very big, very muscular man who looks like he's shaved his entire genital area and it's a swinging, that man is definitely not a, I'm hoping he's not a grower and he's already a shower. Put it that way. I mean, yeah.

What play is this? That's what I don't know. Are there still tickets? It's good. Take me out. I'll give her a friend. Get this. Tickets have completely sold out since this went viral online, but he's come out and said,

cause we're not objectifying the play. Well, I was going to say, I have a question. Like, I mean, is this, is this against being disseminated against his will? Disseminated? Was that the word when people... Distributed. Distributed. Disseminated?

No, that works. Disseminator works. It's a word? It's a word. Listen, she's flabbergasted by what she's just seen. The words have been taken from her mouth. Jessie's come out and said that it's a body. Once you see it, you realise, whatever, it's just a body.

He kind of likes it. He goes, just get over it. I mean, if you looked like that, you wouldn't be too upset if it was circulating around the internet. It's not just a body, Jessie. This is an exceptional specimen. He loves it. He's very...

He's happy and there's memes online. People are, of course, joking. Of course he loves it. He probably leaked it himself. He's probably, I'm going to slip this one right on out there. Oh, God. I hope he doesn't slip that too many places anyway. Moral of the story, girls.

If we want more listeners, we've got to get our boobs out. All right. We're going to have to do a new show. You can start, Mitch. I think mine are bigger than the lot of you anyway. No. All right. Well, guys, on that note, it's been a bloody great show.

It's been a big show. It's been a big throbbing show. Too far? Anyway, never far enough. What's on the Life Uncut podcast this week? Yeah, guys, tune in. You heard a snippet earlier. We had Jess Mal...

Snippet. We had a snippet of Jess Malboy. She is on the podcast this Tuesday, Tuesday morning, bright and early. It will be in your podcast feed. And we talked to her about a whole bunch of stuff. And we have loved doing this show. I love my Saturday mornings with you, Mitch. It's good fun.

I reckon you really love it so much because you get to eat two pies before 11. And I get away from my children for two hours. And you get Jesse Williams on a big screen. What a treat. Well, guys, that's it. Don't forget to tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friends, and share the love because we love the love. Mitch, you had it all passed on.

We'll be back next week. See you then. It's the 7th day. Missed any of the Life on Cart radio show with Britt Hockley and Laura Baird? Hear it in the Catch Up podcast on iHeartRadio.