Life Uncut - LIFE UNCUT RADIO SHOW - Jan 22

Episode Date: January 22, 2022

Happy Saturday Lifers, and welcome to our Saturday morning radio show Life Uncut Radio on the Kiis Network. If you missed it, each week we will b e sharing with you the highlights from the show - right here! This week we spoke the Beau Ryan who spectacularly left the I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here this week, and we got to the bottom of his tiff with Poh, we also chat what was it that gave you the ick and for any mums listening we uncover all the white lies you've been telling your kids. We hope you love it! If you've got an ask uncut for our radio show, slide into the DMs with a voice memo @lifeuncutpodcast on instagram!   Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your friend, tell your dog and share the love because well, we love love!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All new in 22. It's a lovely day. Around Australia. On air and iHeartRadio. Britt Hockley and Laura Byrne. Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friends and share the love because we love love. The Life Uncut Radio Show starts now.

Here we are, right around Australia, Brittney Hockley, Laura Byrne. There's that laugh in real time, Brittney. Why am I allowed to laugh at my own laugh? Because I'm shook every single time I hear it and I'm not sure when I'm going to get used to it. it's a laugh inception also it's the best part of the whole thing that's what people come here for i mean do they that's questionable i'm not sure let's try let's try and produce some content that people come for other than the laugh well i mean we've had a pretty big week this week we had rebel wilson she was on the last show she was on the podcast absolutely huge week rebel wilson's

episode went straight to the top of the chart straight to number one we're still sitting comfortably there so it was a really great week for life on cut it was and this week on the radio show we've got a very special one for you Bo Ryan he's been kicked out of the jungle but we're going to be talking to him about what it was like being on celebrity get me out of here yeah there's been some questionable headlines about Bo Ryan too but we also want to unpack now Laura you have seen something floating around you want to talk about what you lie to your kids about oh no I haven't seen something floating around I have my own experience of me lying to my children and I want I want to know if I'm causing some psychological damage here

or whether or not all your mums out there are doing the same thing. I'm going to say it's highly likely you are, but I don't think you're alone. I don't think I'm alone. In the meantime, we're doing this. A TikTok trend has caught your attention. There is a TikTok trend going around. I don't know if anyone has seen it yet,

but there is a pretty famous TikToker by the name of Julia Carlyle. Now, Julia Carlyle has started this trend where you list what has given you the ick in your relationship. Now, if you are sitting in the car right now and you are thinking to yourself, what is the ick I'm going to tell you? The ick is when one day out of nowhere it hits you like a truck. You look at your lover, your partner, the person you're dating

and you were just like, I am so grossed out by you. I feel the ick. I feel disgusting. I cannot be in this relationship anymore. That is what the ick is. Like you're instantly repulsed by their existence. Like you vomit in your mouth and you have to re-swallow it. Do you know I once got the ick?

I was on a second date and I was sitting at the guy's house and then he pulled out of his bag a piece of floss and started flossing his teeth on the couch. And I feel like flossing your teeth kind of smells a bit as well. That's a personal thing. You do it in your own privacy. And I remember sitting there watching him being like, well, this isn't going to go anywhere now, is it?

So was that early days dating or was that a relationship? Well, I would say it was a second date, but I ended up in his house. So yeah, it was kind of a second date. Do with that what you will. You can use the word date very loosely in this. It was the second rendezvous. Okay. You're getting lucky.

You're getting lucky with the floss. I got the ick, I want to tell you, I got the ick so badly once. I was actually in a relationship. I know that's funny in itself. That was a very long time ago. I was in a relationship and we'd probably been dating about six months and we decided we didn't know each other that well. It was a long distance relationship from the dot, from the get go.

How can you get the ick for someone you barely ever see? wait for it i decided to go on a holiday by myself i'm like yep booking i'm very independent like that he's like you know what why don't i come to get why don't we go together i was like okay fine we get on the plane we're sitting next to each other and we just started to like argue straight away i thought we'd never spent this much time together we had six weeks together we get to vegas we're three days in to this whole holiday that's planned and i wake up one morning and i see him getting in the shower and i look at him and he didn't do anything it was just it It was just his being.

It was just his presence. And I got the ick so badly. Wait, you got the ick because he was alive? He didn't even do anything. Yeah, it's like he was breathing too heavily. I don't know what it was. Like it was just the way he was walking to the shower. Was he nude maybe?

Nude? I think it was a build-up. We'd had the fighting. We'd never been in each other's company that much. So do you know what I did? Three days in, six-week holiday, I just left. And I never saw him again. Wow.

I just left. Do you know some people actually come to our podcast for dating advice? That's the craziest part of this whole thing. We want to know your icks. What ick hit you like a ton of icks? We had some people slide into the DMs with what gives them the ick. I'm going to read you a couple now because they're pretty funny. I mean, they're all pretty reasonable, I think.

I think they're questionable. I think there's people that are going to be alone for a long time if this just wasn't giving them the ick. Says me, whose partner was breathing and I left. He would have a glass of milk as a drink. Matt does that all the time and I agree. I love a glass of milk. No, it's weird.

No, I am against them. I'm on par with this. I hate milk. He wore a backpack everywhere we went. Now, is a backpack, what's worse, a backpack? Or a satchel. Or a satchel or a fanny pack. Or a leather satchel.

Do people call it fanny packs here, though? Or like a bum bag. I think a bum bag's the worst. Unless it's a fashion statement. It's never, ever a fashion statement. This is probably my favourite. He sent me a video of him doing a pull-up naked. So he sent an unsolicited fitness picture.

Well, a naked one, an unsolicited, yeah, pull-up. Oh, that's a lot. I don't know. I think I'd be okay with that too. I have low standards. If I was a – poor Matty J, block your ears. Matty J is a milk-drinking naked pull-up, and he also flosses his teeth on the couch, and I'm here for it.

We opened the phones, 131065. What's your weird ick? What gave you the ick? Sammy, you're on the air with the girls. Hello. Oh, hi, guys. So my weird ick that I got, I was on one of those walking dates in lockdown, and we took one of our friend's dogs to a lake that was nearby,

and it really liked playing fetch and running into the water and getting the tennis ball. I was throwing the tennis ball to this dog and my date goes, oh, yeah, yeah, let me throw the ball. He's pegged the tennis ball directly into the ground and I don't think I've ever seen anything so uncoordinated in my life. There is nothing worse than a limp left arm than a limp throw. What did you do?

Look, I just couldn't help but laugh, but I was also just cringing the entire time. I'm like, oh, dear Lord, please tell me you actually know how to throw. Second attempt wasn't great. It made it to the water, but I think it just cemented in my mind. Did you end up giving him a second date, or was it completely off the cards based on his little pathetic throw? Look, he's actually my boyfriend now, and I still make fun of him for it.

But, oh, my gosh. Can I make a suggestion? It was probably the biggest ick, yes. I think you need one of those ball throwers, you know, that you can just put. He doesn't even have to bend down to pick it up. I feel like that's going to be a Valentine's gift and probably get thrown out pretty swiftly.

Thank you, Sammy. We'll go to Chantel, 13106. Hi, Chantel. What's your ick? Hello. As an OG podcast listener, I'm so proud of the girls. Oh, Chantel, welcome. Chantel, you can stay.

You're our favourite. Don't hang up. I love you both. My ick would be I was having a Carrie Bradshaw moment and getting my, you know, roll on set up in the bathroom, you know, your toothbrush, all of that. And then I saw it. I opened up the cupboard and there was a very well-worn

electric toothbrush head, and I just couldn't cope. I was looking at it, just looking at it. It was too much. You mean like when the bristles are all splayed to the side and there's like a bald patch in the middle? Yes, and I just thought, that's going in your mouth. Like, that's going in your mouth daily. In his defence, I am definitely pro electric toothbrush

as opposed to like a manual handheld brush. Yeah, but not one that's being used until there's no bristles left. What are you, polishing a boot? No, you need to buy him a new head. That's exciting. All right, thank you, Chantel. Hello, Jem on 131065. You're on the air with the girls.

Hello. Okay, so a mutual friend, she introduced us via Facebook. So we got talking on Messenger, and we really vibed. It was great. I was, oh, he's really cool. So he drove an hour to my place to meet me. He turned up. He got out of his car, and he was wearing these stacked heel cowboy boots.

And I mean, I just, I noticed it straight away. And I would go inside and I've got wooden floorboards in this little house and he's following me around and I'm showing him the tiny house and it was like literally someone walking around in high-heeled shoes and all I can hear is toe, heel, toe. All right, Gemma, I have a question. Are you located in Tamworth? Yeah, if you're in the country.

No, because if you're not in Tamworth, the only way that this is remotely okay is if you live in Tamworth and you go into the Tamworth Country Music Festival. Otherwise, it's a board mission immediately. I mean, he did drive an hour, an hour and a half, didn't you say? Maybe he drove from the country to come see you. I mean, put your thongs on. You can change in the car. You've got time.

Brittany, there's nothing worse than thongs with jeans, though. That's the real story here. Would you rather high-heeled cowboy boots or thongs? Tell me that. I think I'd rather cow boots than thongs with jeans. Cora, no. No, no. I'm alone on this island.

All new in 22. For your Saturday morning, the last on-camp radio show with Britt Hockley and Laura Byrne. On Kiss. Britt, Laura doesn't know this, but you've had some email troubles this week. Oh, look, I always have email troubles. I always have email troubles.

Usually it's typos when I'm in a rush and I'm not proud of it. But this week something happened where I really, really wasn't proud of it. I want to know if it happens to you guys too. Next week we have an episode. We interviewed a woman named Bec Brown and she was kind enough to bring us some homemade brownies. So I wanted to write her an email afterwards just to say thank you.

They were very good brownies. They were. They're brownies. Oh, yes. The brownies were out of this world. So I get back on. She's a professional woman. I get back on and I'm typing to her and I want to say to her,

I'm just trying to hype up the brownies. So I just want to say, what is this kind of sorcery? Like this brownie, what is this sorcery you're using? How did you create this? You know, like witchcraft was a dream. Yeah. I reckon I tried to spell the word sorcery five different times. I didn't know how to spell it.

It was S-O-U-S-U-S-O-R. I couldn't spell it. So I had to change my, I just deleted the whole paragraph. Change the word. What is this magic? I had to like thesaurus it. Yeah, I went with wizardry. I went with wizardry.

I'm like, what is this wizardry? But I want to know, what is the word for you? Is there that one word that you stumped? Because yacht's a big one. Considering how much champagne I drink, I'm always like, is it Champagny? And I'm always like, sparkling wine, love it. I say Champagny in my head every time I spell the word. And I also say February.

I have to like phonetically sound it out. I think like days and months can be a big one. Like Wednesday. I'm always like Wednesday. I feel like a lot of people do this though. I used to date someone that couldn't spell remember. And he always used to drop one E and M. And it was Remba every time.

It was Remba. Oh, do you know why? Going back to what we talked about earlier in the ick, mine is anytime an ex of mine would go to say definitely, he would say defiantly. Defiantly. And I was like, it's not defiant. But anyway, I'm not sure if it was just an accidental iPhone glitch

or whether he actually thought that that was the word. I mean, obviously I could have just Googled the word instead of rewriting my whole email. But at the time, that felt what I needed to do. I also don't think that you should take this as a learning exercise. If your phone can't auto-predict what that word is, you should never use it again. Laura, can you spell sorcery for me right now?

No. Mitch, can you spell sorcery? Not your show, not mine. When did this turn into a spelling bee? Like S-O-R-C-E. It's not a spelling bee. Use it in a sentence, please. What is this sorcery?

I have a hack, though. If you use Siri, it'll spell it perfectly. Oh, like dictaphone. Yep, you just tap the Siri and say sorcery and it will spell it for you. Do you know, phones are just making us dumber, though. That's the real problem. Conveniently. But a lot dumber than what we need to be.

Look, it's not a spelling bee. I just wanted to make myself feel a little bit better. But you guys have definitely done that, so thank you. You're welcome. Ask Uncut is a segment that we do every week on our Thursday episode. It is where we answer your deep, your dark and your burning questions. And this week we have a question that has slid into the DMs from a lady named Lara.

This guy and I have been really, really good friends for about three years, but we've recently been hitting it off in a more romantic sense rather than just being friends and I have to leave for uni in a couple of weeks and we just haven't quite had the what are we discussion yet it's not as simple as just going back to uni because I go to uni interstate if I was in Sydney and I was here for uni most of the time I wouldn't even be questioning this and I don't think he would be either I see him about once or twice a week I just don't know if I'm going to be able to do long distance or whether that's something he's even considering either because it's just something that neither of us clearly want to bring up any advice would be

super helpful signing off love Lara it's always so awkward when you've got to have that first conversation the what are we conversation oh see I don't think it is I'm going to be on the other side of the fence on this one I don't think this actually has to be an awkward conversation I think if something's bothering you Lara which it obviously is you're about to go away you're about to, I mean, you are going to have the best years of your life at uni. These are going to really pave who you are and who you turn into be. If this doesn't work out, it's not a big deal. Put it that way. I'm really big on just putting it out there because whether you put it out there or whether you skirt around the bush, the answer is going to be the same. So do you want to get

to that answer and decision sooner rather than later? I would just sit down and say, hey, I love spending time with you. We've obviously got something really good going on. We both know we're moving away. Where do you see this going? Do you want to try and make this work or do you think we just sort of do our own thing and come back and see where it goes at the end of the year but i think all you can literally do is throw the question to him because again you either do it now two weeks or a month his answer is probably going to be the same yeah but i don't think that that diminishes at all how nerve-wracking it can be like i mean if she doesn't know what the answer is going to be if it could be a resounding no sometimes we put off asking these questions

because we don't want to hear what the answer is which is why we stay in situationships for so long because we're so scared that the answer's going to be like, oh, actually, I'm just not that into you. But like Britt said, I think the sooner you ask it, the sooner you can either A, have a boyfriend, or B, go on and live your best hot damn uni life. And that's what it's all about. Yeah, both are great endings.

So it's a win-win. Totally, it's a win-win. All new in 22. Britt Hockley and Laura Byrne getting saucy for your Saturday morning. The Life Uncut radio show on KISS. Ladies, he's the host of The Amazing Race Australia, was just eliminated from I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

Bo Ryan is here. Hey, guys. How are you? Bo, welcome to Life Uncut Radio Show. It's a pleasure to have you. Yeah, well done. Congrats on the new show. You're the killer.

I'd say congrats to you too, but you just got kicked out of the jungle. How does it feel? Yeah. I don't know about kicked out. I mean, more sort of fell on my sword. No, it was actually good to get out of there, to be honest. Yeah, it was good. It was great chilling.

Did you think you were going to win at some point? Were you in there thinking, it's going to be me at the finish line? Never. Wait, why? Why never? To be completely honest, I think I got in there day one, and I don't know, everyone was good. Everyone was good pretty much the whole show,

but I think it was the afternoon of day one, so after our first night, and I remember Brooke McClimack saying, all right, what are we going to eat now after we had our half a cup of rice? And they said, no, no, no, we have to win more food. And I was like, don't we just have, like, more rice and beans? Isn't that the show? And they're like, no, no, there's no more food. And I just remember Joey had just come in the night before

and I just looked at him and I was like, so we have literally no more food. They're like, no, we have to win more food. And I'm like, I really should have watched the show before I come in. That's how I felt about when I went on The Bachelor. Yeah, at least it wasn't The Bachelor. That's one thing I got up my sleeve, yeah.

Bo, what are you up to now since you've left the show? Well, I had a break for a bit. I've had a hectic year. I've been away for quite a bit for Channel 10, doing 2.10, an amazing race, and we go away again in four weeks. So I went up the coast with my family and got back yesterday, actually, and we went up to Gold Coast and we come back, and it was good. My house was looking like Jumanji.

I'd been away for about four and a half weeks, and it was good to get back, two pups in the driveway. So it was a good feeling, good feeling. Well, at least you would have felt right at home getting back there with everything being overgrown. But tell me a little bit. There was some drama that happened between you and Poe. How are you guys now, and what happened there?

And was it really over food? Yeah, see, I get on really good with Poe. I mean, probably out of everyone I speak to, probably Nathan Buckley and Poe, I'd say the most out of everyone. So I missed a couple of episodes in the middle when I was coming back, but I watched that episode and it was hard to watch, to be honest. I mean, most of the stuff that happened with me in the jungle, I sort of spoke to people about it.

And then Poe sent me a long message, actually, the night of the episode and said she wished she spoke to me about how she was feeling rather than go and talk to the talkie-talkie. But it just is what it is. Like, you just, it's so hard to explain unless you're in there. I mean, you make sacrifices, obviously, to do, you know, all the different jobs I've got. But taking away food from me, I've never been so challenged in my life.

I can't explain the feeling I had. Like, I mean, one of the days when I sort of lost the plot was when I come back, we'd been on a trial, our team, and there was like a few, there was a bit of rice and beans meant to be left for lunch. And then when we got back, it was just gone. So they just sort of test you in every way to try and break you and they won, Channel 10 won.

Nathan Buckley, aka Bucks, did he get paid as much as you say? And come on, we all want to know. See, that was funny. Before the show even started, we couldn't say we're in it and there was articles saying that me and him had an argument, which is really hard because usually, probably like you guys, if there's a rumour or an allegation or something, you can sort of front on radio or I'm lucky that I do TV and radio

or even on your socials, you can sort of squash it or address it, But that was a hard one, I think, before the show even started. Yeah, no, there was no talk about money. I mean, money was the last thing on my mind, to be honest, in there. Obviously, my biggest issue was food. But, yeah, $300,000 is good money. I mean, it's okay money. It's good money.

I mean, I'd be saying yes. We didn't talk about money at all, but I'd be surprised if you got paid less than that. Very surprised. I feel like $300,000 is pretty okay if you've just got to go a few weeks without some food. You can handle that. Yeah, $300,000 is – I think $300,000 is good money for three or four weeks

in the jungle plus a little bit of quarantine. It is good money. But, I mean, Nathan Buckley's been on monster money for the last 15 years. So to him, I don't think $300,000 is what it is to us. So, long story short, did Bucks get paid more than you? Well, if you got $300,000, no. Oh, there's some tea there. I was about to say, I bet when you were starving and wriggling around

on the ground that you thought they paid you some more. No, he got paid more than me, yeah. We didn't talk about it, but yeah, if you've got $300, he did, yeah. But Bo, there are so many headlines going around about you. And here at Life Uncut, we do a segment where it's headlines or head lies. You tell us if it's a lie or if it's the truth. We're playing Head Lies, where we bring you big stories, headlines that have been in the media about either the girls or our guest.

And ladies, we have some for Bo Ryan this morning. I have to be honest here. So you say a headline and I'm going to say if it's true or if it's false. Yeah, and give us a little bit of the backstory. What happened to you? You know, there's been a lot of things that have been written about you recently. We want to get to the bottom of it.

Here we go. Film in, film in. The shocking moment Bo Ryan loses the plot and marches through a campfire on I'm a Celebrity because he fails to get a cookie, leaving his co-stars watching in horror. Yeah, that's true, yeah. That's true. Yeah.

I don't think it was marching. I sort of stood in it and it was like a slow-mo walk, but that is true, yeah. It was a slow-mo. It was like the best march out anyone's ever seen. I sort of stepped on it and then, like, in my mind, committed to walking through it. And then as I got on it, I thought, like, why am I doing this?

So I just proceeded to go through it. But it was, yeah, that was hard to watch. I made my daughter go to bed for that one. Don't worry about that. But just explain, did everybody else get a cookie and you were the only one left out? Is that what happened? Yeah, we were struggling with food, myself and Joey Essex,

and we had to play a game where you couldn't laugh. And then I thought I didn't laugh and then the producer said I did. And then what they did is they, everyone had to come and eat their cookies in front of me, which I felt, you know what? I haven't told this story yet, but I felt all right at that. I'm like, okay, I can deal with that. And then Toddy tried to give me her cookie and they said, no, you have to go and put it in the bin in front of Bo. And I was like, man, I can't, that's not, yeah, that's not healthy for me. I've got to leave the situation and go and just hide under the doona.

I feel like a lot of mums listening to this have had very relatable stories from daycare. Bo Ryan, I've got a new one. Bo Ryan reveals he uses his hand as toilet paper when he runs out. Nah, I haven't heard that one before. That's false. I reckon that's got to be true. Everyone's done it once. We've got plenty of toilet paper here.

We're loaded up. We're ready. Now we know where it's all gone. There's all the toilet paper. There's another headline. There's another one. Bo Ryan reveals he will never leave the Shire because, quote, everybody knows me there.

i don't know i won't leave the shire no i think everyone knowing me at this point of time is not a good thing um prior to this show it was probably okay but i can't see myself leaving the shire headline or headline headline or headline oh yes headline yeah yeah very good i'm a celebrity's bow ryan opens up about a parenting regret Yeah, I do. Yes, I did. I did open up. I mean, that was when I actually saw that on one of the last EPS recently.

Because, I mean, you forget a lot of the stuff. Probably, you know, Britt, you watch it back and you're like, did I say that? Did I really walk through the fire? But a lot of the stuff, it just feels like I'm watching for the first time and I'm going through it for the first time. But I remember, yeah, when I first retired from Rugby League, my daughter was little and I retired and I was working so much

that there was about a six-month period there. We'd spend a lot of time together. and I just, I wasn't present and I just, I felt like shit. I just felt, I see so many photos with my daughter and out and about and doing stuff and my mind wasn't there and I just, you know, I still kick myself about that, to be honest. You know the good thing about your show, you can blame producers and editing.

I can't blame anyone here because... Some people still try. Yeah. Give it a red hot crack. I'm not that guy yet. Thank you for coming on and being a part of the show. Any time. Good luck with it and I'll speak to you all soon, huh?

The Life Uncut Radio Show with Britt Hockley and Laura Byrne. Laura, I feel like we're about to embark in some therapy with you. Yeah, I do need it. I mean, for many reasons, I need a bit of therapy. This one isn't it, though. I have committed the cardinal sin when it comes to parenting. That is, you shouldn't bribe your children,

and you also shouldn't lie to your children. Oh, I thought the cardinal sin was like you leave them at a supermarket or something. Yeah, or kill them. Or give them away. Lose them. Put them in a bin. I feel like kill them's a little bit extreme, Mitch.

Sorry. It really took it far. No, okay, you always get told, like, don't lie to your kids. but there comes a point i think for most parents where you realize actually it's the only way to get stuff done yeah so i was at the zoo with marley marley's two and a half and we were at the zoo the other day and aka in your lounge room no i wish it was no we're at the actual zoo and she loves it like it's so beautiful taking the kids out for a day it's so like the challenge of getting them out of the house but once they're there they love it trying to get them home on the

other hand is a whole other story so we're walking towards where the toy shop is and everything and She wants everything. And I was like, Marley, we have to go because at 4 p.m. they let the lions out. She was like, what? And I was like, at 4 p.m., the lions. Yeah, we've got to go before the lions are let out of the cages. She goes, okay, mummy, okay.

And so she gets the stuff and we're running towards the cage. And Marley then says to the woman who sells the tickets, we have to go. The lions are coming. Next minute they've called the police. They're like, there's a road lion running around the zoo. and it occurred to me just how naturally the lie just fell out of my mouth like and I think we all do it right then I was like far out what did my parents lie to me about I

can't think of anything and there's four of us kids there were a lot of lies floating around I know but I just remembered when you're telling the tiger story when we're in the pool and it was really hard to get us out of the pool this is at my auntie's house my parents used to say that at a time of day five o'clock or whenever it was in 10 minutes they pretended that they got like a text saying it was happening that they're like gates at either end of the pool that came up and the sharks came out the sharks are coming the lions are coming do you know how long it took me i was btsd i'm still a grown adult and sometimes i get in and i look at the end of the pool to make sure there's like no gates where the sharks come out you know another good pool one

is and this has stayed with me into adulthood if you pee in the pool the pool water will turn purple so i never pee i mean i wouldn't do it anyway but i still think about it every time i'm in a pool and i need to pee i'm like oh god maybe this one will go purple look i wanted my sister Sherry to jump in on this because there's got to be more lies going around so I've got her on the line so we're just trying to remember what did mum and dad lie to us about when we were kids because I feel like there were so many lies flying around oh my god so many things she's like where do I begin you remember every time the ice cream like the Mr Whippy van would come through the neighborhood I feel like a lot of parents do this one they would say that the music meant that there

was more ice cream left in the van oh yeah they're sold out this is like textbook parenting i like to say we were just thinking that it was that it was um run out every single time we were such an unlucky family do you know what else i remember they used to say to you all the time sherry gets really bad hay fever and she used to her nose was always running she used to wipe her nose up her face instead of like blowing it and they used to say mum used to say to her that if you keep doing that your nose will be stuck upright like a pig on your face i'll get like a ski ramp on the end of my nose like me some people pay money for that though these days could have worked out look i also had some excellent ones that slid into the dms and i wanted to share a couple of

with you because i thought that i was a bad person for lying to my kids and then i realized there's people who were doing much worse than me okay here's one the animals on the side of the road were just taking a nap because the road is warm oh oh cute that's a good one believable too yeah cozy but it sleeps there for like a week straight or but also what if you're in the snow you're heading out, you know, it's not that warm. Hibernating, hibernating. Yeah, hibernating. They're taking that.

They got very cold, had to have a sleep. Okay, I would tell my kids that if they didn't behave on a road trip, they wouldn't be getting a happy meal. They would be getting a sad meal with a piece of rock in it. Would they actually care? Like, I don't care what kind of meal it is. Just give me the food. No, because happy meals come with toys, whereas if they get a sad meal,

it's like getting coal at Christmas. Oh, I'd still go for the cheeseburger. Okay, my mum used to tell me that if I swallowed gum, my poo would come out and then it would bounce up and down in the toilet bowl and it would get stuck to my bottom. Oh, that'd make me want to eat gum. I was about to say, I was like, I'd probably be that child, be like, oh, just give it a whirl, see what happens.

Do you know what, though? I heard another one where someone said, if you swallow your chewing gum, your bottom hole is going to get stuck together and then you'll never be able to go to the toilet. All right, give us a call, 131065. What did your parents lie to you about? Brooke, you're on with the girls.

Good morning. Hi, ladies. I tell my children that there is a camera in every room and they've always believed it. And so they think that I have an app on my phone that I tell them that I can use the app to go back and see what they've got up to. Well, the crazy thing is, Brooke, that's a thing these days. Like we were just having a laugh back in the day.

I said, my parents never said that. There were never cameras in my house. But now there are cameras for the dogs. There's cameras for the kids. There's cameras you can put in a pen. Like you can stalk someone if you want. But I actually don't have a camera, Britt. It's a lie.

They believe me that I do. Brooke, I like that you took this lie as far as you could and you were like, not only do I have a camera, but I have it linked to an app. You really went strong with the lie and I think that's what you've got to do. Go hard or go home. You've got to commit to the lie.

I agree. Steph is on 131065. Stephie, what did your parents lie to you about? Well, it's actually what I lied to my daughter about. I told her she came home quite disguised with a bit of a deodorant kind of smell and I could smell some sort of a faint cigarette smell And I'm like, oh, have you been smoking?

And she said, no, of course not. I'm like, oh, well, that's good because the dentist will be able to tell when we go there on Friday anyway. Oh, it's so good. But, you know, you have to get the dentist on side with this as well. You've got to tell him. Tell her. No, she wants her daughter to confess now before the dentist.

And that was the point. It's like the dentist is like, did she confess? No, no, she didn't. But she freaked out a little bit. I don't think that she had been. I think she'd been around people who had been, but I think, yeah, that scared her for a while. I mean, she probably smokes now every day.

I don't even know. Who knows what our kids are doing? She's either smoking and not telling you or she's kissing boys that have been smoking. So I don't know which one you'd prefer. I'm sure it's a good combo of everything at the moment. Good luck with that one. Thank you, Steph.

Ladies, that's us done for the day, for the morning. We're out. What a cracker. I could stay here forever too. We'll be back next week. I mean, yes. Surprisingly, they're still letting us in the offices. We're going to come back for another week on.

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