Life Uncut - LIFE UNCUT RADO - 2nd April
Episode Date: April 2, 2022Each week we package up our Saturday morning radio show into one sweet little morsel for you here. This week we get to the bottom of what you all have stolen from Hotels (you stinking theirs), we spea...k to Ella from MAFS ahead of this week's final episode and we touch base with Gavin Rubinstein from Luxe Listings to find out, just how much does he get paid.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hi guys and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut.
I'm Laura.
And I'm Brittany.
And this is our saucy little Saturday edition of our radio show which goes out across the country every single Saturday between 10 and midday.
It's a tight little package though.
Oh yeah, love a tight little package.
We love a tight package.
That's what he said.
Wow. Wow. That got super bogan really quick. Sorry about that, guys.
No, guys, we do have a really great episode. We are speaking to Ella Ding from Married at First
Sight and Gavin Rubenstein from Lux Listings. We've got a really solid episode today.
Yeah. If you guys, I mean, I have been obsessed with Lux Listings. I loved the first season. It's
so voyeuristic. And like, I asked him how much money he makes. He kind of answered it in a
roundabout way, but we figured it out. It's about $1.3 million for an $80 million house.
Oh, no, but that is just what he makes from one. He's selling these all the time. The guy
2% 2% of sales guys that's what he makes let's cut to the chase I love that also he was like I
don't give out that information but I'll give you all the information you need to put it together
to find out yourself yeah so if you can do maths you can figure out how much money the man makes
but also we are talking about as you guys know I went on holidays this week and I had a very
interesting little run-in with Matt a debate mind you about the things that you should or shouldn't
take from a hotel and it seems like some people are very confused about the situation
and I think it's pretty fucking clear.
For me, it's like you don't.
You just don't.
Don't take anything from a hotel.
The only thing I've ever taken from a hotel are a couple of hearts.
Shampoo and conditioner.
Oh, my God.
Sorry.
Okay, look, it's been a long day.
My jokes are not great.
That was a terrible joke.
Okay, shampoo, conditioner and some hearts, but that's it.
But no, guys, it's a great episode.
We hope you enjoy.
I like to take the sewing kit.
Let me try that again, Laura.
It's a great episode.
It's a great episode.
Let's get into it now.
Let's get into it.
The Life Uncut Radio Show.
With Britt Hockley and Laura Byrne.
We love them!
One kiss.
Lux Listing Season 2 is out now.
Amazon Prime Video.
It's sensational.
All about the crazy real estate market in Sydney.
And the star of the show, one of the bigger hitters, Gavin Rubenstein,
is here with us now.
Hello, mate.
Hello, guys.
Thanks for having me.
Appreciate that.
Gavin, nice to hear from you.
It was nice to see you.
Obviously, I saw you at the premiere a few nights ago.
And what a premiere it was.
Were you there, Britt?
Yeah, I was there.
I mean, like, I'm actually in the market for some housing.
So Gavin's been helping me out, look for some stuff.
We're going to find something soon, yeah, yeah, for sure.
I don't even think Gavin would look sideways at the sort of apartment
you might be looking at, Britt.
What's she after?
What are some stipulations that Britt's given you?
Look, if I were to divulge her budget, that'd be against confidentiality.
So I'll leave that to her if she wants to, you know, explain that.
But, I mean, look, I'll sell anything.
It doesn't matter how small or big, you know what I mean?
It all goes into the same pot.
Oh, stop it.
I think that that's you being nice.
I've seen the houses that you sell on Lux Listings.
What is the cheapest house you would sell these days?
No joke, three days ago I did a deal for $918,000
with my associate Matthew Kemeny.
It was a good one.
There you go.
And what is the most expensive house you have sold to date, Gavin?
I had an offer on something about two weeks ago for $27 million.
We do all kind of ends of the spectrum, yeah.
I mean, that's just pocket money, isn't it?
Oh, stop it.
Depends who you're asking.
Not for me, but for some of the people that, you know, I come across and I'm fortunate enough to be present in this marketplace.
Yeah, for them, it was an investment.
How did you go doing season one?
Because obviously it would have been a new experience being quite exposing, putting your business out there and showing the kinds of houses, which are some of these houses in season one were absolutely astronomical.
But how did it go filming season two and what can we expect?
Yeah, so I mean, look, first off, the properties in season two, in my opinion, are another level versus season one.
So I think people who appreciate and are inspired by, you know, properties are going to get super excited with the sort of properties that we are featuring.
I mean, it's kind of like anything, you know, season one, I was a little bit wary of letting these new people into my life because I wanted to see the effect it would have on, first and foremost, my business and my brand.
And, you know, having the feedback that we did from that experience,
I was kind of full curtains open for season two.
And now season three, which has been announced and filmed
and haven't looked back since, it's been a ball.
Well, look at you go.
I have a question.
It's got nothing to do with houses.
First of all, are you single, Gavin?
Oh, God.
I'm not asking for me.
No, I'm not asking for me.
Are you single?
At currently I'm not, actually.
Is this breaking news?
It's a new thing for me for like the last, I would say,
couple of months it's a new experience for me and it's so far so good but you know like we'll see
where it goes I'm a young pup I'm only 34 you know yeah that makes me feel better I'm 34 too
I'm a young pup too but since going on the show so from you know let's just call it pre-lux listings
life before lux listings was there a big change in the attention you got from females was it easy
for you to pick up were people noticing you were they recognizing you or was it only until
is it has it taken a little while for the show to really kick off and for you to get a lot more
female attention basically have you got laid more have you got laid more absolutely absolutely it
was a freaking game changer and um i need to get me a tv show you have to do it and nationally
speaking too like i mean in december i went around to a few places around australia just for
for a bit of a break i mean it was beyond my expectations in terms of the sort of pull it had
so um no it's fun it was fun you know and it is it has been fun today from houses to pickups
Gavin, I have a very personal question for you.
What commission do you make on the houses that you sell?
Well, you know, it always depends on the deal, the client, the sort of house,
but it really varies anywhere between my fees being 1.65% to 2% plus GST.
So, I mean, for example, a building sellout I've got right now in Point Piper
will value somewhere between $75 and $80 million.
I was active $30 million of those in just two apartments last week.
So, can you do the maths for us on that?
No, because I never like to talk specifically about that sort of thing.
Laura's getting a calculator out now.
All right.
I can tell you this.
For a kid who failed school and didn't go to university
when his mom was crying in year 12 about what his shit was going to look like,
I'm on track to do okay, but I've got a long way to go.
Your Superstar Buddy Luxe Listing Season 2 is available now,
Amazon Prime Video.
It's a brilliant series.
We love it here.
Gavin, we've got to run, but just let me know off air
if I get the house that we're bidding on for 50 mil next week.
Thanks.
100%.
I appreciate your time, guys.
Thank you so much.
Thanks, Gavin.
Talk soon, buddy.
Take care, Gavin.
All new in 22.
For your Saturday morning, the last uncut radio show with Britt Hockley and Laura Byrne.
On Kiss.
Right now, Laura, you stole something this week?
That's what I've got written down.
Laura Byrne?
That's what you have written down.
It's got Laura committed crime this week.
That's all I'm saying.
Laura's going to jail.
Yeah, okay.
Well, it's been fun.
I can't wait.
The police are just standing outside the door here.
No, I didn't steal anything.
But I want to ask you guys, Mitch, you look like the sort of person who would take your toiletries from a hotel.
Are you someone who when you go and stay at a hotel, do you like take all the freebies with you?
Yeah, I had a wedding this past weekend and I stole a bathrobe, like a dressing gown.
Okay.
From a Novotel.
Yeah, but that is very different to like the little moisturizers and stuff they put on the sink.
No, as far as I'm concerned, those things are freebies.
You pay for the room and you take them home.
I am so glad you said this because that is exactly where my story was going.
So I walked in on Matthew Johnson, my beloved partner,
and we had to pack in a real frenzy because when we had to leave,
it was like we were up in Byron when the storms hit and everything,
and we were trying to get out of there.
And Matt is not a good packer at the best of times.
He is the sort of person, there's two people in the world,
there's people who fold and there's people who shove,
shove everything into a suitcase, and he's a shover.
I was going to say, are we talking about toilet paper, scrunching or folding?
Yeah, scrunching.
Exactly.
I think he'd also be a scruncher.
Anyway, I walk in and he's there in the bedroom and he's shoving the kids' clothes in.
But whilst he's shoving the kids' clothes in, he's also shoving a bathrobe.
And we stayed at Elements.
We stayed at this beautiful hotel in Byron and he's shoving a bathrobe into the suitcase.
And I was like, Matt, what are you doing?
And he's like, oh, I'm taking the bathrobe.
Like it was casual.
And I was like, you can't.
They're not free.
And then we had a full debate around what is and isn't free in a hotel.
Yeah, I did the exact same thing with my partner.
He was very mad that I took a bathrobe.
I was like, nothing is free in a hotel.
What is wrong with you two?
You are paying a premium.
You don't take the bedding.
You don't like, oh, new duvet.
I'm going to take the duvet.
Do not bundle me into the same like absolute outrageousness
as Mitch Turi and Matthew Johnson.
I don't think that you can take a bathrobe.
I was like, I was shocked and appalled.
And I was like, Matt, put the bathrobe back.
And he's like, what about slippers?
The slippers are surely free.
And I was like, actually, I was like, fair point.
I think the slippers are free.
He's like, what about the lamp over here in the corner?
Because it's a really nice lamp.
I think the lamp wouldn't be free, but do you know what happened?
So we got more into this conversation and we decided to start debating over the things
that you can and can't take.
When I first started dating Matt, like fresh off The Bachelor, and I went to his like bachelor
pad, he used to have really lovely towels.
They were all mismatched, but they were really lovely towels.
He's a thief.
Yes.
After us being together for five years, I've just found out that all the towels that he
used to own were stolen from hotels.
Do you know what?
Last time you guys came for dinner, I have some towels missing from my house.
He used the bathroom and now they're gone and now I know exactly where they are.
Matt walks out with a big tote bag and it's just full of Brittany Hockley's towels and also a bathrobe.
That's gold.
I think it's fine.
You don't.
We want to take your calls.
131065, what have you taken from a hotel?
Give us a call.
Let's see what Niamh thinks on 131065.
Niamh, what have you taken from a hotel?
Hi, two bathrobes.
Two very nice bathrobes.
See, why is everyone taking bathrobes?
Also, did you get a call?
or did they ask you to pay for it?
Yeah, so I was staying at a B&B a couple of years ago,
and we'd had a really crap night.
We were in a really, like, screw-the-world mood,
so that's why we stole them in the first place.
And we were literally probably five minutes walk away from the B&B,
and they gave me a call asking where they were.
And I was like, oh, I'll tell you dumb.
I was like, oh, there was never any in our room.
I never saw them.
No.
So not only did you steal them, you knew you stole them, and you lied.
Yeah, we still have them, and they probably look so dodgy
because they barely fit in our bags anyway.
We only packed for one night with the tiniest backpacks ever.
Don't you get ratings on Airbnb?
So don't they just put a rating down on your profile that says
don't let her stay thief?
Thief and lile.
And a criminal record.
It was a bed and breakfast, not an Airbnb.
That's the thing.
You've got to plan your play, guys.
You've got to take from the big guns, like the Novotels.
You don't take from an Airbnb.
And the Hiltons.
Yeah, you don't take from a mum and pop Airbnb on the hill.
In a Scottish island.
In a Scottish island, exactly.
We haven't had customers in 30 years.
Great.
I'm going to steal the tea towel.
I'm going to take you for everything.
You've got our first customers in decades.
Elle on 131065, hello.
What did you steal from a hotel?
It actually wasn't me.
I went to a work retreat thing with a colleague,
and she'd never really been to hotels before.
And on the last day, I was like, you know, I'm going to duck upstairs.
Was she Amish?
I don't even know.
Motels maybe?
But, yeah, I was like, I'm going to go and get a few free things
from the room before I pack my bag.
And she was like, yeah, me too.
and we came down afterwards.
I said, oh, did you get the shampoo and conditioner?
And she's like, yeah, and I got the scales and the kettle.
What?
You just did an appliance shop.
I'm going to go take a few free things.
I took a toaster.
Stop jabbing.
Hi-fi.
Did she just, like, shove this all in her suitcase?
What did you say to her?
She brought a trailer.
She brought a trailer.
You have to give it back.
Well, she was like, oh, it was like $180 a night for the room.
Surely they just get a new toaster every time.
Oh, no.
No, they don't.
That's too far.
Yeah, a toaster's $100.
of dollars. You guys, you're all criminals.
I draw the line at white goods, to be honest.
Any electrical goods. Alright, Rose,
wrap this up for us. What have you taken from a hotel?
Well, actually, it wasn't
me. It was my five-year-old sister.
We were on a holiday in
Queensland and she
stole the Bible from the top drawer
in our hotel room. Your five-year-old sister?
Yeah. That's good.
She's getting a bit of light reading.
Yeah. And our parents
are super religious, so they
all had to send it back to the hotel. They
couldn't live with having it.
But also the irony of stealing a Bible.
Yeah.
But did she not have her own Bible then?
Well, you'd expect so, but maybe she just, I don't know,
the red ones in those top drawers, got to get them.
They are appealing.
Do you know what we did as a kid?
No, not appealing to me.
You've just sparked a memory.
Yeah.
We once wrote naughty things inside a Bible in a hotel.
That explains your whole life.
Yeah.
Please absolve me of my sins.
It all suddenly makes sense.
Ask Empathy is a segment that we do.
Well, it's not a segment.
It's an entire episode.
It's a whole episode.
It's an episode we do every single Thursday.
You guys write in your questions, deepest, darkest, burning questions,
and we do our best to answer them.
So I have one for you today.
Ladies, I need your opinion.
Ladies and Mitch, I need your opinion.
I have a friend that is really flaky.
Even if I book things quite far in advance,
she tends to bail at the last minute more than half the time.
One time I was actually at the cafe that we were meeting at
to grab coffee when she texted me with some excuse sometimes she has a fair reason other times i think
it's a total cop-out she's like this with our other mutual friends too so i don't think it's
necessarily personal i guess i'm asking if you have plans with somebody and they cancel on you
but they had a legitimate reason for cancelling do they still owe you and what can i say to her
if she continues cancelling on me oh this is a hard one because a part of me is like
what's her legitimate reason?
Are her kids in hospital and she had to go?
Because, like, no, then obviously you can't hold it against her.
I do think that, like, depending on where she's at in her life,
there can be an amount of grace.
Like maybe she is a new mum and she's struggling with the chaos
that is this transition in life.
Maybe she's not.
Maybe she's just in her 20s and she can't be bothered
and doesn't care about your time.
I think that the circumstances are very important to take into account here
that nobody wants to have a friend or have a close relationship
where they feel like they're not being respected.
And at the end of the day, there is a huge lack of respect
when you can't organise things or you can't trust
that your friends are going to show up when you need them.
I mean, I'm going to make an assumption here,
just from the way it's written, she doesn't have kids.
I think this is just two friends hanging out in their 20s or 30s.
I feel like she would have said.
She would have said.
It's a pretty important piece of information
and I don't think you'd be holding it against her
if she did have little kids.
But if I have a friend that is perpetually cancelling on me
when I'm the one making the plans, I would just stop making the plans.
I don't think you need to have a full sit-down intervention with her.
Just stop putting in the effort.
If you're not getting anything back from a relationship,
and ask yourself, are you getting anything back from this relationship?
Are you getting anything other than anguish and wasted time and money?
Time is a very, very valuable commodity.
And if you've travelled to the cafe, you've been sitting there for however long,
You've already lost hours because you could have been doing other work in that time.
Nothing worse than being stood up, let alone by a friend.
For me, that is so annoying.
So I would just stop planning.
I guess the only thing that maybe, not that I don't agree with you, but I think you could try, is like instead of saying don't sort of form an intervention, I don't think you need to have a sit down.
But you can talk to your friend.
Like your friend's doing something that's upsetting you.
You can obviously tell them, you know, I feel like every time we plan something that you cancel on me and it makes me feel like this.
That's if she can tie her down.
If she can even get her to show up.
No, I'd just avoid it.
I think you can have a conversation about it.
But, yeah, I think you have to do something.
Otherwise, you're going to become super resentful
and then that's going to be the problem.
I'd flake back.
I'd just flake back.
I'd organise something.
I'd set her up and I'd flake on them.
An eye for an eye.
That's healthy, yeah.
Very mature of you.
I'm so bitter and twisted.
The whole world goes blind, Mitch.
Cheery, the whole world.
I'm here for balance.
That's my role on the show.
Bit of balance.
Get some new friends.
We're back after this.
But are you guys, Britt and Laura, fans of the Magic Mike series?
Oh, look, I mean, I'm not watching it on a Saturday night,
but he's a sexy, sexy man.
Channing Tatum.
Oh, yes.
It's not so much the plot, really, is it?
No.
That's not why you tune in to watch Channing Tatum dance naked.
You tune in so you watch Channing Tatum dance naked.
Yeah, that's exactly the thing,
because they've just finished filming the third movie,
and he was on Ellen.
Like the plot line.
How does it have one, two, and three?
Tell me that.
I know.
We know he's Magic, and we know his name's Mike.
His dancing gets better.
He said this on Ellen, right?
And it's caused some drama online.
Are you getting waxed for it?
I am not going to do waxing this time.
I think we're going to change with the times.
Wow.
I don't think, no, you don't need to be naked.
Like, not, you don't need to look like a Chinese crested,
like, hairless cat or something.
Right.
You know, to be sexy anymore.
That's kind of a thing of the old.
Yeah, I know.
Well, I mean, it's good looking, you know.
I mean, I prefer hairless people, as you know.
I do know.
I do know this.
I do know this about you.
What do we think, a bald Channing Tatum, bald Magic Mike?
No, Ellen DeGeneres is wrong.
I am there for a sexy, big, hairy man.
I love hair.
What?
This is boring.
I'm not even disagreeing with you.
I love hair.
I do not want my man to be shaved and waxed and oiled up.
Also, I think that there's such an unfair precedent.
Like, why do women love hairy men but men expect women to be shaved?
and, like, there is an expectation that women have no hair
under their arms, downstairs, plucked eyebrows.
Sometimes I have to shave my upper lip.
Like, there is an expectation that we are bald from the eyebrows down.
I would be interested to know what the percentage is here
because I think there are a lot of people out there
that do love a hairless man.
Like, what did he call?
What kind of cat was it?
You know, those hairless cats.
Those Egyptian crazy hairless cats.
It was like a sphinx.
That's how I picture it, like a sphinx.
But I think there's a lot of people that like, like, smooth and oiled up.
For me, it's just, like, it's not, it doesn't do it.
In heterosexual relationships, I feel like other hairless men in the gay world, hairless
men, it's a type.
People are really attracted to it.
Does it have a name?
Like a twink would be a hairless man, like someone who is completely shaved.
But I mean, does Matty have bush going on?
Well, no, Matt likes to clipper and he keeps things very well maintained.
He's a well manicured man.
But any time that he close shaves his face and walks out of that bathroom, it's like
I'm like, I feel instantly repulsed.
Really?
It takes me a moment to like calm down.
But because I love like he used to when we very first got together, he was always clean shaven.
And then when he grew it out, it was kind of I would say, oh, it looks so sexy.
I like it when you've got a bit of facial hair.
So now he keeps a bit of ruggedness.
But every so often he'll clean shave and I get emotional whiplash from the situation.
Look, at the end of the day, I will take Channing Tatum any which way he wants.
And at the end of the day, I'm way too lazy and everything's hairy now.
This is the Life Uncut Radio Show.
Britt Hockley and Laura Byrne.
On Kiss.
Joined now by Married at First Sight star, Ella.
Hello, Ella.
Good morning.
Hey, Ella.
How are you feeling now that it's all over?
Oh, you know, I mean, you guys would get a bit of an understanding and probably been
in my shoes.
It's a bit of sweet.
Like, I've absolutely loved watching it and seeing all the footage that we miss out on
and things that we didn't know that happened.
Obviously, it's been an emotional ride, to say the least.
I'm feeling pretty good about everything.
That's great.
When you say like watching it back and the things that you didn't know had happened,
what was for you watching it back the biggest scandal that kind of came as a surprise?
I mean, obviously we didn't know about Daniel and Carolina.
Yeah, that was a scandal for everyone.
Yeah.
Like that commitment ceremony when they walked in,
that was honestly when we all quite literally saw it for the first time ever.
And that was a shock.
Like that was the biggest scandal that we all probably went through.
but also just seeing people's voxies or like we call them voxies but like you know those
one-on-one camera interviews just what people really say you know about others and their
opinions and yeah it's really interesting I want to know Ella what was your genuine honest feeling
was there a part of you that was like yes I this could actually be real I'm really here for this
or was it more deep down being like okay this is all right we might work towards it but like
What level of enthusiasm did you really have?
First impressions, physically, completely and utterly attracted to him.
But also first impressions was this guy is definitely a f*** boy.
Fair.
Do you think Mitch is a commitment foe?
Because obviously we saw the final ceremony.
We saw that he, after all the time in the world,
he decided he needed more time to figure out what the hell he wanted.
Do you think that there's just, you know, he's not ready for a relationship?
you well I mean from the start that was my main concern and I did say it throughout you know I
just don't think he's ready for the level of commitment that I genuinely am and what I came
here for um obviously he was very skeptical as we all saw throughout like he didn't want to
participate he was rather negative you know on camera it was hard to work with him I was like
a producer's dream he was like producer's worst nightmare so it was really hard to come together
for both of us um but yeah coming up to final vows i mean i wasn't surprised to be honest i
sort of expected it um you know not making a decision and leaving it open to seeing you know
maybe what happens once we leave here um and so we did keep that open you know i have patience
clearly and i was you know willing to see if he's different on the outside like he kept saying he
It's been, like, what, three months since reunion?
Reunion was in January.
The reunion, obviously, is this coming Sunday, Monday,
and there's a lot to unpack at that reunion.
You guys, like, you're going to die.
So are you together?
Because I feel like there's some avoidance here.
Yeah, so we did the final vows
and ended up spending the next day together in Sydney.
I stayed an extra day and we hung out,
and I ended up going to Queensland for a couple of weeks
to spend some time with him.
And yeah, reunion, you know, you've probably seen anyway that we do.
I mean, there's been, you know, a few spoilers and leaks.
We do come to reunion together.
But then there's some bombs dropped.
But maybe not anymore.
Well, there's a bomb.
I can't wait to see what that bomb is.
Yeah, there's a couple of bombs that get dropped at reunion.
Yeah, look, I'm in a really hard situation right now to really confirm or deny a lot of things.
I'm biting my tongue ridiculously.
All right, well, Ella, what we've done is we've gone on the internet.
We've scoured the headlines, the write-ups that have been written about you
during your time on Married at First Sight.
We do a segment on the show called Head Lies.
We've got a couple of them.
We're going to bring them to you, and your job is to debunk
whether or not they're true or they're false.
You good to stick around and play a round of Head Lies?
Sure.
All right, we'll do it next at Life Uncut right around Australia.
I can't lie!
Head Lies.
Ella from Married at First Sight is joining us, ladies,
and we have a whole bunch of headlines, right?
Should we jump in?
Ella, this is your opportunity to tell us the truth
behind the headline or headlock.
All right, Married at First Sight viewers are left disgusted
after Ella lasers her husband Mitch's bare bottom
and it definitely did not need the close-up.
True.
Why did you laser his backside?
They just, you know, the producers wanted a bit of that action.
Obviously, Mitchell loves getting naked on camera.
That was what he loves doing, was getting the rig out.
So, yeah, that's what happened.
So do they suggest that to you?
Did they say, I've got a fun activity?
Laser his bumhole.
Yeah, laser his bumhole.
And I was like, okay.
All right.
New evidence proves married at first sight,
Olivia Fraser was being malicious when she shared Domenica Calarco's nude photo
as Dom's closest ally, Ella Ding, speaks out.
True.
You were a good ally, weren't you?
Yeah.
I mean, the cameras don't lie.
No.
And I think also like we've seen, there's been so much commentary that's played out so far in like social commentary and people have unpacked the situation to no end.
And I think, you know, the more that we look into it, the more that you can see where that maliciousness comes from.
It was a bloody mean thing to do.
If Olivia, if it didn't, if it came from somebody else, then it probably wouldn't look malicious because Olivia and Dom obviously had their feuds, their drama, their beef.
So because it came from Olivia and the way she went about it,
the way she showed everyone but me, like, if she didn't,
if she was concerned about it coming out, she could have come
and told me and then I could have told Dom.
Totally.
You know what I mean?
Like, there's so many things, so many different ways
it could have been handled.
Ella, I heard a rumour that the real relationship that's come out
of Married at First Sight is actually your mum and Dom's mum.
Is this true?
Have they become best friends and they're doing, like,
little trips together?
It's pretty cute.
Like, Dom and I, I mean, we sort of said to each other,
We were like, if we get on like this, our parents are going to get on.
Like, they're going to love each other if we have bonded like this.
So Dom and her mum flew down to Melbourne.
We all had dinner.
We all hung out.
We watched the episode together.
And, you know, my parents are coming up to Sydney next weekend
and we're all hanging out again.
The friendship is so much more than just what we've made on the show.
It really is.
Oh, this is the real wholesome romance or wholesome love story we need to hear.
Just doesn't make as good TV, does it?
There's no cheating and scandals.
And the laser in the butthole.
All right, Ella, we loved watching you on our tellies
and we can't wait for the reunion happening, yes, Sunday and Monday.
We'll watch you then.
Thanks for coming on the show.
Oh, it's going to be saucy.
Thanks, Ella.
Thanks for having me, guys.
Thanks.
That's almost it from us, guys.
Is Ursula the guest on the podcast this week?
It is.
We have an awesome interview, dog vomit and all,
and it is with Ursula Carlson.
She is in the comedy show that's coming up in Melbourne,
but she goes into so much.
She talks about her childhood and she's had a very colourful life.
She had a very difficult childhood, I would say,
but this is just so much about her life, her experiences,
why she got into comedy, how she had a career change.
It's a great interview.
She's gay.
She's got a wife and kids.
Yeah, she does.
It is.
It's a really deep, beautiful interview.
But can I just say I was in hysterics within two minutes.
It is so funny.
I guarantee you guys you are going to absolutely wet your pants.
So that is coming up on Tuesday, Life Uncut podcast.
And that is it.
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