Life Uncut - Sex Lists & Celibacy!

Episode Date: May 6, 2024

Hey Lifers! Laura is being gaslit by a sleep tracker and she is mad about it! She's also looking for which staff member (*allegedly) took her vibrator.  Britt has been seeing a particular ex ALL over the place on an unexpected publicity tour. Do you keep a list of all of the people you've had sex with? Drew Barrymore did and she left it at Danny DeVito’s house! We share our ideas of lists, whether there are a few names that have slipped our memory and the nicknames you all have for the adventures you've been on! Plus, we talk about the journey of celibacy that Craig David has been on. *There’s been no more ‘making love by Wednesday'.   You can watch us on Youtube If you have an question please send it on it to life uncut podcast on Instagram Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands were never ceded. We pay our respects to their elders past and present. Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. This episode was recorded on Gadigal land. Hi guys and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Brittany. And I'm Laura. How does it feel doing that again for the first time? You didn't do that last week. No, I didn't do it. It feels good.

But, like, I mean, I thought we said we weren't going to say this anymore. I'm back. It's not. Remember, we're going to cut down on the first times. I'm back. I'm back from the jungle. We've established that. And I love it.

I missed it. We're going to celebrate the wins every time. Also, I said that I was, one thing I said I was going to take from the jungle is, like, I felt so good in there on the diet and the no caffeine. And I was like, I'm only going to go back to maybe one coffee a day. I'm already back to almost three a day. It's a problem. It's 9am and I'm on my second extra large coffee.

It's fine. That's bad. I do need to go to the bathroom, but like, it's okay. I don't need to talk you through every step. Talk about last week. We were talking about sleep. It seems to be a recurring theme on this podcast, but we were talking about how Matt has a Garmin and how he tracks his sleep.

He's into the sleep tracking. Yeah. And this came because I said that one of the amazing things about being in the jungle is you have no concept of time. So you don't know what time you go to bed and you don't know what time you wake up and you don't know how many hours sleep you get. All you can go off is how you physically feel, which I think is amazing. So I have a bone to pick with you. Garmin can go and eat my shit because Garmin has gotten, I'm just angry. I'm tired and I'm angry. So I took your advice and

I wore Matt's Garmin to sleep the other night. So we went out, we, Saturday afternoon, we went to a friend's house. We'd had quite a few margaritas in the afternoon and I was feeling a little bit spicy and dicey. Anyway, went to bed. Matt, that night, he was like, okay, wear my garment and see how your sleep is. Not only do I know that I woke up so much during the night, because when I'm a bit hungover, I can't sleep. So I'm awake, like laying at the ceiling awake. Not only that, did I get up? I got up three times for Lola. Lola came into the bed. I went up and I got a bottle of water. Anyway, I woke up in the morning and I was like, I'm so glad. I am so glad I wore the garment last night because he's going to see just how bad my sleep was.

Eight hours and 25 minutes awake for two minutes. But how is that possible if you got up a hundred times? You tell me. Sorry, I'm still confused how the bone has been picked with meat. Because in this situation. We all agreed that I needed to wear the garment to prove to Matt that I am not getting enough sleep. But then I got gaslit. Look, to be fair, in my defense, brilliant idea.

Like brilliant. That's a Garmin issue. Like that's not a me issue. Yeah, because then Matt pulled out his phone, he opened it up, and he was like, you never can argue with me again. He was like, you've got eight hours and 40 minutes sleep. Do you think that maybe you are getting more sleep than you think? No.

But the Garmin says you are. And I love that. But I think I'm going to keep this up for at least a week. I think you should wear it and do an average. Yeah. But what if the average is high? Maybe you need to take one for the team, have a really bad week, but maybe you just need to set alarms to wake yourself up.

So you have really disturbed, disrupted nights and then show him that data. Well, I was also like, how does Garmin know? Like if I'm awake, but I'm like, how do they know? Like I'm awake, but I'm just laying in bed and I'm peacefully laying in bed with my eyes open. How does it know?

Do I need to shake my arm around vigorously? Like, do I need to do something that would indicate that I'm awake? Well, it goes off heart rate and stuff like that as well. It's not just, you can't just put your arm out and wave it around, but it goes off a lot of things. Like it's got like GPS trackers. It's got your heart rate.

the room like because it's doing your pulse and things like that so you probably need to get up and do like um some star jobs a peloton yeah do a peloton workout but then metal get data he's like laura you were working out at 2 a.m basically i i thought that this was gonna help me and it's it's really set me back guys put it that way it's really set me back and also it's gaslit me it's made me feel like maybe i'm getting more sleep than i think i am maybe you are but the problem is i woke up and i was so tired i was so tired still did you know that there's this research study that's come out it's all over tiktok at the moment women need more sleep yeah apparently women need minimum nine hours sleep a night and whereas like the eight hours sleep was based on

research of men and up until 2024 they had never ever done a study of sleep on women which shock yeah surprising isn't it but women need nine hours of sleep a night and an extra hour sleep if they're on their menstrual cycle crazy use that for the next time you want to debate about a sleep in okay well today is a very important day everyone note your diaries today it's three weeks to the day until ben arrives everybody cares everyone is excited but no one is as excited as you are well you know i didn't actually say this on the podcast i realized i spoke about on my instagram stories at the time but i was supposed to surprise ben so i haven't seen ben since january you do the math i was supposed to surprise him after the jungle long story short a lot of things changed

in the week i had this week that i was supposed to be over there with my mom my mom got really really unwell she couldn't get out of bed so we were like let's just send you home so i was like oh my god i have a couple of extra days i'm going to sacrifice my flight book a new flight overnight to surprise ben in scotland now this was it cost me an arm and a leg but i was like love you know i haven't seen him in months he's it's going to be the ultimate surprise things yeah so book this flight and it's the only time ever i'd be able to surprise him because we speak every day and we FaceTime every day so he's going to there's never going to be a time in my life where I can get secretly on a plane for 24 hours and him not know where I am so I had said I'm going to fly

home to Australia tomorrow that was my thing but really I was diverting to Scotland you could just tell him you're filming something for 24 hours like I'm not gonna be on my phone my phone's been taken away I'm doing what would I be filming for 24 hours there's a way in which you could get around it if you want if anyone can come up with the idea about how I can surprise him ever slide into my dms because he is and he always even when we got on the flight I was like I'm going home to australian now he's like send me your flight details he loves to track it so i had to like send him fake flight details i had to screenshot ellie from the jungle she had sent me a proper flight that she was on that he could track anyway so i'd organized everything it was i had his keys

left out because my sister had said she was going to be at his house staying it was the whole big thing and then i get onto the plane and then he keeps messaging wanting to facetime and the flight was not the same flight as i tracked so i told him that my phone died so then i had to turn my phone off so that he couldn't she was sitting on the plane waiting with no phone on it was a nightmare and I was like this is going to be worth the surprise also just besides that so horny it's been months so the idea of me knowing it was coming as well like knowing it was coming that I was going to be coming that he was going to be coming everything's coming yeah so like when you know it's happening in 24 hours I was and then I sat in the plane and it was a bit delayed and we

sat we waited and we waited and we waited the plane taxied off went down the runway and then was like not today turned around taxied back seven hours I sat there and then they cancelled the fly this is now 1 30 in the morning I had nowhere to go and then I was so upset and so emotional and so tired so then I was like okay what do I do now do I try and wait so horny and so and nowhere to go to fix that that was nowhere to go I had no safe place I'm just so horny you girls just be in the jungle on tv for a month 24 hours a day I was in the jungle so I had this moment I was like okay I'll see if I can get another flight but then already I was like now how do I extend the lie he knows when my flight's gonna land so everything was

unraveling and I ended up they couldn't fly me for two more days and I only had two days to go there so I called him hysterical I've he's like I've never seen you crying so much he thought someone had passed away he's like what's wrong babe what's wrong because I was so upset and then I told him everything and i was like i was supposed to be surprising you blah blah so now it means from january to june is how when i haven't seen him but the countdown is on three weeks three weeks today you know yeah in our calendar and i'm excited for you let us know if you do but we are all very excited for you thank you we can't wait to see him yeah i'm very excited i just want to have sex so bad but one thing i have noticed is when you just want to have sex so bad when you

don't have sex you don't want it as much like you lose I feel like for that first few weeks when's that gonna kick in for you Brit well it did kick in but then when I knew it was coming in 24 hours it got back you know it got back into my bloodstream that horn dog vibe in the bloodstream exactly it's that science lubricant yeah that's science but when you don't have sex for a little while you forget and you don't need it as much I think that's the thing about long-term relationships you often feel as though you don't want it and it's only when you're in the middle of it that you're like oh that's right i quite enjoy this i should do this more often and then the next week it's the same situation you're like i can't be bothered yeah and then all of a sudden

you're doing it again you're like ah that's right so last night okay it's a groundhog day full disclaimer last night i was somehow i was ready for bed at like eight o'clock at night never happens i never go to bed before midnight and i was like yes i'm just gonna go to bed really early gonna watch something on tv and i went through this nesting phase i went through this nesting i'm just adding some shit i went through this nesting phase yesterday where i cleaned my entire house right i don't know what was happening i'm not pregnant you're ready you're ready for them to come you're preparing i was nesting preparing halloweens i found like my bag of vibrators and i was like fuck yeah how many vibrators do you have in that bag

so many how many oh 10 we had a sex sponsor last year on the podcast they sent me all of the dildos to try can i ask a question because if we had a sex sponsor on the podcast i didn't get sent a single dildo yes you did i left you left it here did you get the sent them all you lose them you lose them sorry sir i lost my dildo i think you put it on the roof of your car and drove away the dick flew off the back of the car what happened to my dildo where did it go you did you take my dildo you did didn't you you genuinely think it flung off the back of your car okay so we were at the markets the other day and for some reason we were talking about dildos a friend of mine came home and the cleaner was in the house the cleaner was in their bedroom just

holding the dildo and the dildo was on and then they didn't know what to do or what to say the cleaner was just holding the on dildo in the bedroom so that's how we got talking about dildos on the weekend i am shook what would you do were they clothed what would you do were their pants yeah they were completely dressed they were completely clothed they were cleaning the dildos were in a cupboard though and they had to have opened the cupboard and you know the cleaners never actually they only clean around things they don't organize so the shit like they're not in there organizing the dildos but they'd obviously opened the cupboard gotten a dildo and we're just like quite far away from where the cupboard is with the dildos with the dildo on what were they

doing with the dildo that is the most unanswered question i'm never gonna sleep again what was she doing meters away from the dildo cupboard with a dildo why did she have the dildo okay so that's how we got speaking about dildos on the weekend at the farmer's market naturally plans to use that I didn't I don't know but no one does what did they do in that moment because surely you're like you don't just have a standoff and look at each other and then just walk out the cleaner said oh my god I'm so sorry it just turned on I was trying to figure out how to turn it off that was the conversation just turned on it didn't turn on meters away in your hand with a bit of spray and wipe just turned on I don't know what was she doing anyway so we're talking about that and Matt turns

around to me in a group of people and he goes you don't even have a dildo and i was like how do you not know that i have vibrators how do you not know do you never open the cupboard like four of them and he's just never noticed sometimes they're sitting on the side bed like i didn't even put it away and he's never realized it's a dildo has he never seen you use it no i think i need to spice up our sex life a little bit he looked genuinely shocked like what do you mean you have a dildo yeah well this is where i felt like i delighted and be like don't worry i never use them well yeah because you can't be not having sex and using them we've spoken about that you can't you can't no i mean you can do what you want your body your choice but like if you're if you're like

saying to your partner that you don't want it but you're masturbating secretly all the time it's like saying to your partner oh honey i'm really tired i'm going to bed and then laying on your phone for 45 minutes which we all do we all do it's the same thing i'm not ready for sex and then just going up to the bed. But you watch porn. It's different sometimes. No, not really anymore. Can't be bothered. It's too much effort. Okay. Sidestep. Instagram's doing me dirty. You know, when you sidestep, you know what, sometimes I don't know if this happens to anyone else or not just Instagram, but your phones, like old photos will pop up of your exes or photos will pop up from a friend group out and someone that you used to date or something is in them. And you're like,

Oh, I wasn't ready for that. Like, okay, that is happening to me so much right now with two people from my past, of Jordan, obviously, but Jordan's been playing amazing tennis lately, which is great for him, but he's everywhere on my feed because I don't follow Jordan, but I'm seeing him all the time. Yeah. But that was one thing I expected, right?

I expected to see him pop up, but there is someone that I was seeing right before my Ben, right? He's probably the only person I really dated in that when I was having that time off. And it was very cash. I'm going to preface it with this. It was very cash. Britt's very secretive about the men that she's seeing when she's unless it's a serious thing

I didn't even know that this was happening until it had happened yeah it was over because I I think like unless I think something's I here here's me I respect the people I date now I'm going to tell you no I call bullshit on that you know what it is it's not about respecting the people you date which obviously you know very important I do respect them but what it's about is not telling me for fear of me bringing it up on the podcast probably it's content you're like I'm so worried about sharing every aspect of my life and Laura not knowing where the privacy limit sits. I was also enjoying it.

I didn't want you to ruin it for me. I was enjoying it. No, sorry. I met this guy very briefly. We were dating. But now I'm seeing him everywhere because he is a – I mean, this is just going to out him. He's a stunt double.

In what movie, Britt? For Ryan Gosling in The Fall Guy. So he is Ryan Gosling's stunt double. There it is. There you go. Off you go. Have a Google. I haven't heard from him or seen him since he was here filming that.

You might not even know if you see him. You might just think it's Ryan Gosling. You've probably seen him all the time. Yeah, yeah. I basically, okay, there's the rumor. I was with Ryan Gosling. I fucked Ryan Gosling. Sorry, Eva.

But anyway, he is very quiet on social media because he's always behind the scenes. He likes being a stuntman for the fact that he's not the main man. He's not an actor as such, but he's just very good at stunts. but the whole idea of the full guy is it's about stunts it's a stuntman ryan gosling is a stuntman so the whole publicity tour it's like as big it feels like it's as big as barbie man like they're everywhere and every publicity everywhere everything that they do every red carpet all the social media they're doing all the talk shows the stuntmen are there and it's about them because you know credit where credit's due kind of which is interesting because usually they're behind the

scenes but in this movie like the setup of it is that they're very much front facing yeah so he's everywhere so I'm seeing him everywhere I'm talking things like like puberty and lad bible like all these big accounts I think he did carpool with like you know who's that what's that tv show you know how they do car whatever he's doing everything so I'm seeing him pop up everywhere and I forwarded it to Keisha the other day a story of him and I said man this guy is all over my feed right now the next day I get a dm and I have not spoken to this guy since he was here filming it which is before Ben, so over 18 months. Hey, Brit, have you seen The Fall Guy yet?

I was like, nothing else. That's it. Hey, Brit. And I was like, but thanks, how are you? I said, no, actually, I haven't. Sorry, I've been busy, guys. I guess you're busy in the jungle. And I was like, yeah, I've been pretty busy.

But also, even if I had seen it, I probably would have said no anyway. Just like, I probably would have been like, I haven't seen it. I said, oh, I have seen you popping up everywhere, yes. Anyway, it was just so funny. It was just like out of 18 months having not ever spoken to you and, like, we were not – we were just, like, we just hung out. We were just friends that were, you know, you should imagine. I can't hate shit.

What kind of friends were you? What were you doing? Making friendship bracelets and talking about Taylor Swift. Imagine stunt double sex. You're surprisingly flexible. I am. Did you see me put my leg around my head on the jungle? It's like Brit's like secret thing is that she's like actually weirdly flexible.

Overly flexible. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, I'm sure Stunk Double enjoyed that. Anyway, it was just funny. It was just a blast from the park.

There's nothing worse than when they just pop up out of nowhere. It's usually, hey, how you doing? It's not usually like, hey, I'm famous. I'm famous. No, but I guess it's like, I guess that was the shared connection, right? Like when we were dating, he was going to film that every day. So it was like, I guess that's the thing where it's come full circle now. It's out.

The promos are on. he's like hey have you seen it like have you seen because he would show me snippets of what he was filming he would show me he's like look i got i exploded on the sydney harbour bridge in a car today and i was like wow that's cool so he probably wants to see if it's translated you know if i've seen what he's done the hard work is done but i have not i have not seen it i have not watched it i may not watch it it's kind of you to reduce all that down from hey have you seen the four guy yet it's really nice of you to unpack it to that sort of nuance because that's what i'm like i feel all of a sudden i feel bad like i've outed him he was probably yes you did out him that's great i'm

enjoying it anyway he was lovely not a bad word to say okay i wanted to talk to you guys about something that has been in the news just recently and it's because i think it is something that we can most of us i won't say all of us i can't relate to it because i don't do it but i think some of you might relate to it now drew barrymore has come out and said that she left her sex list at danny devito's house which is just a funny sentence in itself no one ever thought that was going to be a headline but it was a headline this was on her show this is what happened I made a list. It was back in the day.

I did it with paper and pen. Smart. I'm the most disorganized person. I lose everything. Don't say it. Yep. You lost the list? You lost the list?

I left it at someone's house. Well, I was producing a film that Danny DeVito was directing. So I wrote the list on the back of a set of notes for the film. Mm-hmm. So I left it at Danny DeVito's house. Oh, okay.

did he find it? I don't think he ever did, but I did admit to him that I, he came on the show and I was like, I left my sex list at your house. Now, okay. It's pretty anticlimactic because he didn't find the list, which would have been far juicier. And I was saying to producer Keisha today that I kind of felt like it was content for content sake. Like I'm questioning whether it even happened. Who's just leaving their sex list around willy nilly. My question is why would you ever write it down in hard copy in a pen with a pen and paper don't people just keep these things in the notes in their phone but the weirder part is that she wrote it on the back of like a script it was like but why that's my point I'm like why in that moment when you're on a set when you're

on a film set with Danny DeVito did you be like I've got an idea but first let me write my sex list out flip the script over write it out the whole thing is very very funny but I I can't relate because I don't have a sex list I've never written one I'm not that person that girl that writes the notes I understand that there are list keepers some people are just born list keepers and that's probably someone who's more inclined to keep a sex list I have tried I am chaotic and disorganized which also translates back to my sex life but I tried I remember because when you when we're in the batch house I mean I know this is so long ago now like what seven eight years ago and it was obviously before Matt was committed to me and he was dating a lot of other women

and we had so much downtime. Like I'm talking like there's hours where you're sitting around that house just waiting. And so I remember I was laying in bed this one night and I was like, well, I guess I'll just try and write them down. And I did put them into a hard copy notebook because they didn't have a phone on me, all right? Was this a thing all the girls were doing?

No, just me. Oh, so you just thought how could I possibly fill my time and that was what popped into your mind? Yeah, well, I'm a good baked banana bread. I could write down my sex list. It was alarming to me, alarming, how I could picture someone's face but not their name. Couldn't remember their name. So I had things in my sex list like police officer, camper down. Station, camper down station.

They're like, I could not remember. And I still, for the life of me, I cannot remember the man's name. We didn't just have one night stand. I dated him. We went on multiple dates. I can picture his face. I can picture the things we talked about on the date. I know the movie we went to. We went and saw La La Land, also Ryan Gosling. There's a real theme today. I cannot remember his name. And so I just wrote down policeman. And then the thing that was also even more surprising is that every couple of days after I started the list, I would just be like in the middle of doing something and then, oh

my God, there's another one. French guy, Tinder. Can't remember his name either. Yeah. I mean, if I, whilst I haven't written a list, I still think about them. I don't think about them. I often go to sleep and think about them. That's false, Ben.

False. i don't think about them but i have with when i think about them like right now if you were like try and write a list in your head i also probably know this that makes it sounds terrible 10 of of names but i i choose to forget them like i have made that conscious choice but mine's the same especially because so much of my 20s was a single but be traveling around the world so like a lot of hookups where you're you see them for a week or a couple of days or two days and then they're gone so mine's like location based like hostel Germany and that's just a tally yeah Bolivia it's Roman numerals Bolivia salt flats you know but when you just said you forgot

I forget not just the people that I have like hooked up with I actually forgot someone I completely dated like I had said I loved this person and I forgot them my sister Sherry was like one day I think it was like last year ago she goes did you ever speak to Nick again and I was like Nick Nick she's like yeah Nick and I was like who's who's Nick she's like Nick I was like I don't know who you're talking about she's like who you dated Nick and I was like who I dated in my head I was like is there someone I hooked up with somewhere for a little while and I was like I have no idea who you're talking about she's like Nick you were with him for like seven months you went on overseas holiday together you broke up overseas and I was like oh my god

oh that nick i completely forgot that i had like this a year basically i wiped it from my because i was understandable i'm not even mad about it i feel like your brain only retains the important information we're too old but i loved him no you're not really no i didn't you didn't that's the thing i know now i didn't but at the time i said i did yeah we all say we had to share a single bed and he farted that was him the single bed guy that farted you've actually spoken about him in the podcast before no I I think I'm 20 sorry I'm not 20 I'm 20 years on from when I first started having sex right like more 22 you whatever oh please I'm years older than that no 22 no I was a late bloomer I was like late I was like almost 18 so it's been so many years I feel

like it's I mean we did a poll we we polled you guys 79% of you don't keep lists 21% of you do keep a list and I think it could be age related I think when you're younger you're more inclined to keep a list you're keeping a mental tally and then as time goes on you're like oh why would I subject myself to that information I'm gonna let the list go I asked Ben last night if he had a list out of curiosity because I thought men I don't know do you think men or women are more likely to have lists women way more likely to keep a list if I was to gender it I feel like women are more likely to keep a list physically but I think men are more likely to keep a tally because like it's like a flex don't you reckon yeah but I think that's fucking gross yeah he didn't have a list or

a tally because he's a beautiful gentleman i i've never okay this is and i know this kind of like just leads into a whole different conversation but i think when i was younger and i was in more early relationships i'm talking like in my 20s and stuff i found it more common for people to ask if you knew how many people you'd slept with right like i feel like that was a more common thing that was asked and as you're older and like it was weird then but if you're in your 30s and people are asking like how many people have you slept with i think that's a weird question to ask when you're an adult because the well I mean firstly the answer should not make a difference no and it doesn't but I think as you get older most people stop keeping a track record they just

do I don't know we just move past it I think there are heaps of women that still keep a track record and it's not I think it's more just out of curiosity it's like you like I'm just gonna write it down one day like it's just a thought I reckon it's more common than not what did our poll say 21% did 79% didn't but then we also asked the question do you use real names in your list do you use nicknames and I say nicknames but really that's just the name that you give someone because you can't remember their real name yeah or do you use a mix of both and it was 33% said they used real names good for them 14% use nicknames and 53% use a mix of the two because they probably can't remember all of the real names yeah and we got some funny ones we asked

tell us what's in your phone right now like who have you written down in your sex list that you you can't remember and it's like call me daddy that's podcast call me daddy guy missing half his big toe lol okay you know how do you notice that someone's missing half their big toe when you're having sex where's the foot where is the toe is that like 69er but you glance up imagine a 69er and you glance up and there's half a toe two pumper number four that's probably pretty standard pumper number four i don't get it well he's a two pumper but i wonder where the number four comes in oh okay keisha's explaining this one she thinks it's the second no it's the fourth guy who's only needed two pumps yeah that's probably that's probably the fourth guy the

fourth one thick dick is another one he deserves with a double c send him that he deserves to know yeah thick double c faxy because he had a fax machine it was 2003 palette cleanser or piranha I would love to know the background of these Piranha obviously he's been eating her Oh no is that right or is that a sex thing I don't know No I think he's been eating her alive I think he ate her alive

With his teeth I think he's teethy On the flaps Or the clitoris we could be really descriptive Bro if you're biting off a clitoris You can't see that through Might be why he's called Piranha People like a bit of biting if it's like on the neck

Or the nipple I don't think Piranha is like a positive term I don't think people are like, ooh, that guy, I can't remember his name, but Piranha. What about pissed on my floor guy? I've had one of those. This one I think is great because it's really descriptive without being descriptive at all.

Drew, Neil or Phil? She can't be sure. She's like, I know his name was beige as fuck, but I can't remember which one. It's four letters. But also going back to two pump and number four, now we've got two pump chump. Unfortunately, there's quite a few men out there with a two pump.

Okay, this one concerns me. Gouda. Cheese. Ew. That's concerning because I'm getting cheese. We all understand. We get it. We get it.

What about parsnip? You know, like, hang on, I'm back on the cheese dick. Let's not buzz off. No. No, it takes me back to being 18 and it's really. You know those long cheeses that you peel down? I just wanted to put the visual in your head. Sorry.

What? No, see, when I, I can't. Let's not unpack that. Blue cheese. Yeah, I'm thinking, I'm thinking smelly cheese. I'm thinking like camembert that's got a bit of mold on the outside and then it's creamy on the inside blue cheese is the mold yeah but no camembert has mold it's got white mold it's what keeps the whole thing contained white mold's delicious okay what about parsnip do we think

parsnip is a description of the shape it could be thick on the base thin at the top no like a carrot i think parsnip that might be go back to maybe he made her a parsnip soup i don't think so i think it's to do with the shape of his very very elongated willy what does a parsnip look like i'm googling it i like casper because obviously he just disappeared and mattress car guy is also a top favorite oh my god don't have sorry boys who have mattresses in the back of their car i just googled parsnip there's no way his penis looks like that yeah that's why i think it's parsnip like that no way sorry to anyone who has a parsnip penis if you guys have a list but nicknames only no names no first names could be first names yeah but as long as it's not first names and then

their job and then their home address like we don't want to be able to identify yeah we don't want to dox people but go and share your list like they're they're always so funny so share them in the Facebook. Maybe some of you have both had Gouda cheese. Who knows? If you, okay. If you have a hilarious list that you've kept and it's majoritively nicknames, screenshot it from your notes and put it in the Facebook group because we need a laugh and we enjoyed that. I also wonder how in depth some people go. Are they like categorized by years? Are they kind of, you know, like, I think it depends on the personality type. If you're an A personality type and you are a list keeper, that list is thorough. If you were me and you forget things like dildos on top of your car,

you're probably going to forget the names of most people and you're going to fill in the blank. I probably got your dildo off the top of the car. That's probably why I have 10. Yes. I told you. It probably flew off your car into my car and I was like, fine, let's keep this. You stole my dildo. I didn't steal your dildo.

Take better care of your sex toys. You stole my dildo. Take better care of your sex toys. Just because I leave a dildo at the office doesn't mean it's free game for anyone to take home. Bro, it wasn't. You didn't leave it at the office. It flew off your car. This is an exaggeration.

Why are you picking my dildo up out of the car? Because it was still in the box. You think you were walking around work with a dildo like flapping around that you'd used? like hey just ducking into the wellness room at the new office it was not on the roof of my car all right look i mean this is a very sex-filled episode today it wasn't supposed to be actually it really wasn't but we tossed up a few things and we realized everyone's going to be talking about peter stefanovic so we were like let's talk about craig david let's talk about craig david craig david he's come out and i think this is interesting he hasn't come no he might have come

though he's celibate he's not not coming no i think he's not coming oh i don't know about that he's 42 since he was 40 years old so for the past two years he has been completely celibate he has decided that he doesn't want any intimacy like romantic intimacy in his life because he wants to work on healing his own issues with himself but also prioritizing other things that are more important Craig David wrote a song about meeting a girl on Monday and having her in the bed on Wednesday and then like meeting someone else on Friday or some other there were a lot of days and sex involved and I'm thirsty and Friday and Saturday we chilled on Sunday then we fuck on monday not the words no that would have been a great song so he has sung a song about how he

gets laid and now he's come out saying that he's celibate which i think is great but i think the funny thing about it is the way he talks about it he's like literally no drama vibes only i'm so creative like i'm banging out songs i'm not banging chicks and life is great from it but there actually is so much scientific research to say that we are better people we are more productive we're more creative when we are not ejaculating well this is his um this is his quote it has been really good for me because man the studio music the creativity it's like no drama just vibes i know to the date it's been two years now for me without sex but in a funny way much as I was like, wow, to myself for the moment, my creativity has been a hundred percent on max for

those two years, which I agree with because when you're in the throes of like toxic dating, toxic relationships, like the effort that goes into trying to find new people to date, to manage their emotions, blah, blah, blah, all that shit. It really, it's like having another job. It takes up so much time and so much mental energy that he's like, holy shit, how much work I can get done when I'm not out trying to like bone chicks every single day yeah and as somebody who is unintentionally celibate that is myself I can agree to this I think you're so much more productive and I have always said this when I have gone through these dry spells of like not dating not even just the sex but not dating and it goes back to what you said Laura it's like the no drama

you don't have to use your brain to think of anyone else like you can prioritize yourself you can be selfish and every decision you make can be about you it means you are going to be better at everything that you do because you've got more energy to put on yourself that's exactly the excuse i use for man what do you mean i just like we can't have sex because i want to focus on my creativity focus on my creative outlets i mean craig david has come out and said that he believes that the repeated one night stands that he had at the height of his fame in his 20s and 30s led to many different traumas and that is why so he's craig david is blaming his one night stands which probably came off the back of his song i mean you can't really blame your one night so i

think you've got to blame yourself in that moment yeah you can't blame your bad decision making is what it is the only part of this i think is like i don't know how i feel about it i mean i do know how i feel but i hate the way i feel so he he said that when he was 16 years old he went through a really bad breakup and that he was completely in love with her she broke his heart and then that was what set him off for like being terrible in relationships basically his inability to commit his inability to have healthy relationships now I know and I'm fully aware after doing this podcast for how long we've done it how toxic this is but part of me hears him say that and go oh the poor thing he's like a broken man that needs love and then the other part of me is like oh my god you

are deflecting you know you're not taking any responsibility for the way you've treated people for the past like two decades you're placing that blame on something that happened to you when you're 16 which is crazy well he's yeah he said that the one night stands and the not wanting to commit and like just have sex like that he blames that on the trauma of when he was 16 the trauma of when he was 16 i just want to really get you guys to understand it was a two-week whirlwind romance it was two weeks when he was six no you can't make that up okay it was two-week whirlwind romance he said he'd never felt anything like that before and my heart closed down of course you haven't felt anything like that before you're 16 I love to be you know bit on both sides you know

like the what's the angel on one side and the devil on the other of your shoulder like I like to look at devil's advocate okay fucking couldn't think of that thank you you're welcome I got you but there is there's most of me 80% of me is laughing at this because I'm like there's more at play here it's your whole life hasn't come down to a two-week wall of romance when you were 16 but when I think back to when I was 16 I was dating this guy called Mitch use the term dating loosely because you're 16. Like you're at school, you write letters to each other and you pass them over at lunchtime. Anyway, we were together for an entire year. 15. Oh, it was 14 to 15. How do you remember this shit? You can't remember a guy you dated in your 20s, but you remember some

dude you dated when you were 14. This is my point. This is why I understand Craig David. Everyone remembers that first love and the first heartbreak. So I get what he's saying in that because when Mitch, he broke up with me, ha, Betty regrets that now. No, I'm joking. He broke up with me and I thought I was going to marry him. I remember being 15 thinking like there were no love like this, like this is my person. Because, you know, you used to talk to each other like that. Like he would say the same thing to me and you'd write these gushy letters

because you're just feeling these feelings for the first time in your life. That's the age where you've never felt a love, like a romantic love. And, you know, you have your family love and all this different stuff. And when he broke up with me, I thought my life was over. And I remember saying to my mum, I was bawling in my room and she came in and she must have been trying not to laugh as a mother. I know. I remember having the exact same situation with my mum.

Like not laugh at me because I'm upset. She was obviously there for me, but part of her must have been like, wow, one day you'll laugh at yourself because I was like, I will never date again. No, wait. But Craig David actually did that. He had his heart broken at 16 and then turned into a 40-year-old man who has never dated again for fear of those feelings.

Which is wild. But I remember saying I'll never find a – I said to mum, I'll never find a love like that again. And mum was like, I promise you, I know you feel like that, but you will. Well, imagine if you were Craig David and your mum had had that conversation with him because he could turn around as a 42-year-old man and say, well, no, mum, I didn't. I told you. I'm right and you're wrong.

Yeah, but he also made millions of dollars from a song about sex, about hooking up. I mean, not that we need to get into the psyche of Craig David. No one really cares. But I think we do care. I don't think that it has anything to do with being a 16-year-old and having his heart broken. I think it has to do with becoming monumentally famous and being in a position of power and having so much choice when it comes to women and never having to settle because there's always going to be this rotisserie of women.

And then he's gotten to the ripe old age of 40 and not that that's, you know, not as old, but he's realized, oh my God, my life is so vacuous. There's nothing here that has meaning. There's nothing here that has purpose. And so much of my feelings of inadequacy or validation all comes from this like rotating door of like very temporary validation all of my relationships are so superficial I think like he's just had a literal midlife crisis around the way he's behaved the past 20 years yeah I agree but I mean like he said I'm just reading some more things he said but he said like and it does add

up he said look I've always kept women's at arm's length and I do feel like it's the rejection from years ago has become a defense mechanism get over which no but there is something in that but I think the fact that he's sat on that for 25 years is where the problem is like we all have those feelings of when you're rejected sometimes you decide you don't or a trauma happens to you in a relationship you're like okay you know what I'm gonna because I did that for a long time and I think it was after my dating my ex with a double life I was like without knowing it I was like I'm never gonna let anyone get close to me again because I don't want to go through that but I didn't know that yeah but also I get over that I worked through that this is what I say by I hate

myself because one part of me is like oh my god the broken bird fix them and then the other part of me the more rational part is like you are a grown man and you are blaming the way that you have treated women for the past 20 years on one female from when you were 16 yeah like you have categorized an entire gender and your behavior towards that gender because of the way you got treated once like it's so i mean it's so deeply wrong but the real question here is do you think craig david keeps a list yeah 100 i'd love to see the notes of his i would love to hear the song on two years of no sex when he made his millions on a song about sex every day yeah i'm not sure it'll be as much of a blockbuster though on monday we held hands on tuesday butterfly kiss

it is time for our accidentally unfiltered your most embarrassing stories this is a goodie i recently decided to treat myself and booked in for a facial at a pretty well-known place Upon entering the treatment room, I was instructed to remove any clothing above my waist and put this cape on, a piece of fabric that was folded neatly on the chair. Before I had a chance to ask, the aesthetician had left the room, so I stripped off my top and my bra and I put the cape around my neck, did up the ties. I wore it just like a Superman cape over my back. Why? I held the two edges together at the front to try and cover my chest a little bit. when the aesthetician returned she muffled a giggle and gently told me that the cape needed

to go around my arms and around my chest so they could massage my neck and shoulders standing there topless i had to remove my cape and put it on while she was still standing there watching i have never gone back just imagining her there with her boobies out and a cape on do you know what i find weird this has made me think i spoke to you guys a couple weeks ago about how i started getting laser hair removal so you need to get like six at six times but i had my first one however long ago i need to go and i got full the whole kit caboodle full legs ass crack back brazilian underarms yeah i just find it so weird because you know when you go and get a pap smear or you know everything that i did for fertility there it's very internal like you're getting so

many internal ultrasounds so many like poking and prodding but every time you go in and you strip off you lay there you always get something just to lay over you for a bit of modesty modesty just for that feeling they don't give you that at laser she's like take it off and lay down it's fake modesty though like they're still looking at your bum hole and you're just there with a towel over you over the front when you're laying there right and then you're getting your legs lasered imagine if you could just have a little towel over your fanny but you can't I just laid there and my whole vagina is out and then she's like legs to the side i'm just opening my legs up with my vagina there she's a realist then she's like a towel's just getting in the way got a job to do get it done

so then she's doing the back of my legs and i she's like oh so are you getting the hollywood and i was like well the hollywood she goes do you get the hollywood and i was like i don't understand what the hollywood is she goes the hollywood and i was like do you mean my butthole and she goes yeah and i was like yeah do my butthole i was like why just call it a butthole i was like what's a hollywood i don't know what a hollywood is anyway the hole a hollywood it's The whole e-wood. But I'm like, just give me a little modesty towel because I feel very exposed. I think that it's dependent on the place that you go to.

I think that some places would give you a little modesty hand towel, unnecessary, because they're literally going to look from the front to the back and all through the crack. But it's nice to have. I feel like there's a song in that. From the front to the back and down your crack. All the way through your crack. Fucking hell, we've lost it. Okay, I haven't been and I need to go back because I would like to get all of that sorted.

Yeah, maybe you can get it at the same time as your labiaplasty. Great. I'll be out for that, so then I won't know. Like a shave and snip. And you wake up and you're totally bald. You literally wake up, you look 16 again. That's my plan. That's so tight and combat.

And hairless. I'm like the hairless cat. Is this my prepubescent vagina? Is she back? What's it called? A sphinx. My little sphinx cat. No, because they're wrinkly.

That's what you'd be in someone's sex list as, the sphinx. someone somewhere's written you as that no they certainly haven't any time soon that's for sure what would matt write me as the celibate lopsided probably at the moment one side heavy elongated elongated too much can you actually loppy can we do this can we i would like the three of us to go home keisha produce keisha included ask our respective partners what offensive thing they would put us in there not offensive but how would you if you would have hooked up with us on the first night or whatever what would we be in their sex list as so ben actually asked me last night matt would be six pack that's what you put him in he's just got

the it's like it is obscene how good his six pack is it's like it's drawn on it's obscene i'm i feel like there's no comment i can make here that won't get me in trouble i have not seen his six pack is what i will go with absolutely it's stupid it's beyond stupid i would put ben as off the top of my head i would say movie movie well the guy from the fall guy well you're no my band because the sex on the first night was like something out of a movie i felt like i was living out my movie dreams you know sex in movies isn't real sex you know that they pick you up around there you're against the wall and it's passionate and then they flip you around and it's like what happened after that he only would have been ah jokes it was just amazing it was just amazing sex but i

always think of that first night and i remember telling you guys saying like i think i told you or I think I said I was like the sex was like a movie because I thought I was never going to see this guy again. All right. We need to stop complimenting our partners. No, I want you to ask your partners what they'd put you as. I don't want to be insulted on a Monday. It won't be insulted.

Yours would be smoke show hot. Keisha, do you think yours would be insulted? I think I know what mine would be. I think it would be so on our first day we were at this really nice restaurant and my boyfriend really likes wine. He's like a full wine person and, you know, enjoys that. I don't. I don't even drink wine.

So he was ordering this really fancy wine and I, the girl from Newcastle, who you can take out of New Eva, you cannot take the desires, I was ordering Absinthe spritzers. What the fuck is an Absinthe spritzer? That's okay though. An Absinthe? Absinthe, the like 70% alcohol. Why were you drinking Absinthe on a first date?

And what restaurant still serves Absinthe? Hubert in Sydney, really nice restaurant, quite fancy because Absinthe. I love it. I love the taste of Absinthe. I think it's so good. Anyway, they make these spritzers. They still do. I had one like last week there.

It's like having a meth spritzer. I don't know if it's as strong in Australia. I think it must not be. I don't think you could get an alcohol of 70%. But anyway, that's what he would have put me in his phone as if we had only had a one-night stand, I think. Absinthe girl. Not okay.

Do you reckon? Yeah. We brought it up heaps since and I'm like, I'm actually surprised you took me on a second date because it's so bogan. How sloppy were you? I wasn't bad. I didn't have too many.

I had a couple, but like, you know, chirpy. I thought you were going to say he was going to call you Spritzer and I was like, that could be pretty good. That could go either way, the Spritzer. Could be either. That is such an aggressive drink for a first date. I am impressed and scared of you. If I went on a date with a guy and he started drinking absinthe,

I'd be like, I'm calling the taxi. I was like, this girl needs therapy. She's had some trauma. No, but this is good. What do you mean good for you, Laura? Broken bird. You would have assumed that I had problems. I was like, ooh, I'll date her.

I'll marry her. I can fix her. I think that this is good and I genuinely want you to do this. I want you to think about now what you think they – we know yours, Keisha. You think he'd say absinthe girl. But now go and ask what he would and tell us on Thursday because I genuinely want to know if what you think they think of you is what they would have thought. All right. I'll ask Matt what I would be in his sex list.

When he first met me. No, after just meeting. Not now. Because you don't even make the sex list now. You're not on the list. And he doesn't have a list. He doesn't have a list. Yeah.

Okay. He was a virgin when we met. no you've got an accent you want to share it okay my accent unfiltered now this has come off the back of producer keisha was telling an accidentally unfiltered about her friend who mistook lube a couple of weeks ago so this has come off the back of that my husband and i were in vegas we decided to go to a sex club we walked around went into all the different rooms spoke to some different people and started getting hot and heavy in the main room i love this there were people all around us also having sex it was a vibe I asked my husband to go and get some lube which was

conveniently in the same room I guess it was the main room he brought it over to me squirted two pumps into my hand which I directly placed onto my vagina only to realize that this was in fact not lube but it was hand sanitizer the pain and the burning in the middle of this sex room we both ran to the bathroom where I attempted to wipe it off with paper and water sex was over It really does scream you've not done this before, doesn't it? Yeah. Tell me you've never been to a sex club without telling me you've never been to a sex club. Anyways, look, guys, if you've got an accidentally unfiltered slide in.

I'm sucking sweets for the week. Brittany, what is your suck? My suck this week is, if you guys follow me on Instagram, you would have seen, but Delilah, love of my life, the best dog in the whole universe. She was unwell this weekend, like really unwell to the point that I took her to the vet, which I never do. like usually if a dog is sick like if a dog does one vomit it's not the end of the world you're like oh must have an upset tummy whatever anyway she vomited so much over a 15 hour period like

probably five big vomits and yeah and she was like really moping around i was like something's not right so i took her to the vet just to check her out and make sure anyway cost me a bomb which is fine because yeah that's what do it but that's what they do right they checked her they they did her, but she did not like that. Put the temperature in her butt. Man, she did not like that. I was, I felt horrible. I was trying to pin her down and she was trying to get away. Anyway, they gave anti-nausea injections and all this stuff. That was about $4.00, $4.50, which is nothing for her health. Anyway, the second we walked out the door, the second we walked out the door of the vet, it was like, it was New Year's Eve. She was like, she was absolutely fine. Not one other bit of

sickness. She probably needed the anti-nausea injections though. Yeah, but it wouldn't have kicked in yet they literally gave it to her and she walked out the door and i was like what what's happening i was like why are you why are you fine now after mom's just paid a month off just needed something stuck in her ass she just needs that well she's only human well she's not human she's a dog all right and what is your sweet my sweet for the weekend is i had one of the best meals of my life at this new restaurant that i went to with some friends the meal in question was a mushroom dish literally it was a vegetable mushroom is not my i wouldn't have ordered it but it was a share plate it was the best thing i have ever eaten again i don't know if this goes

back to post jungle where i'm like appreciating food like your taste buds are all heightened now i don't know what it is but it was the most i was like how is a mushroom dish the most but that's hats off to the chef right it's a it's a new maryvale if anyone wants to know it's a maryvale restaurant in sydney that's just opened up called good luck incredible i had not heard of it either until it was booked but anyway that was my recommendation so my suck for the week is actually also very animal and dog related so buster he had this little cyst on his back it's been so it's been there for like a month anyway i took him to the vet a month ago they were like fine it'll probably just go away and then it was getting progressively worse but quite fast and we

took him back and he needed to have it operated on and i'm talking like a little cyst like i'm talking like think like a fingernail like a like a little pinky fingernail like those little lumps you can sometimes feel under dog skin yeah it was it was obvious though like you could see it it was um coming up to the surface of the skin so it looked like a big pimple but it was like like the size of like a little fingernail anyway we took him in and we left him there in the morning and they were like yeah he'll probably come out with like a four centimeter cut because we have to cut and extract it and I missed because we were we were at work and I missed the phone call from the vet they obviously went in to extract it and realized it was bigger than what they thought it

was going to be and when I went to go and pick him up they were like look we're just warning you the cut is a lot bigger than what we expected that it was going to be he came out and i burst out crying he had like a 25 centimeter cut which i mean he already looks like he's been in the wars poor guy's got three legs and then he came out with this massive cut on the other side of his shoulder and basically it was like this is not cancerous they went and tested and everything else but it was this big like growth that had happened and all the growth was underneath the skin so there was a little tiny bit on top yeah so they've taken it all out so like he's doing heaps well he's doing heaps well he's doing really well but he's been super mopey this week

as well because obviously it's painful it's really tricky because because Buster only has three legs they won't put a cone on him because it really impedes their mobility makes them fall over and stuff and their balance and and so now it's this juggling act because he keeps trying to scratch it and so he's like really doing damage to his skin it's just it sucks it's so it's so sad having an animal that you can tell is like uncomfortable and in pain but it was good news they got it out and we are like five days out from the operation now so he's getting better little baby that was my sock and you're sweet and my sweet for the week is one of those serendipitous unplanned afternoons that just turn into like such a fun and beautiful evening spicy margarita evening yeah so

on saturday we have we have some good friends you guys might remember from a million years ago how i talked about like the friends that we made from the park and how i was like when you're an adult it's so hard to make new friends oh these are your park friends yeah and then matt stalked them on linkedin and we became friends with this family it's so weird okay it's so weird we know we know it's weird because normally if you meet someone at the park and then you go and stalk them on linkedin it's an issue it doesn't turn out well but anyway we found them on linkedin we then became friends with them they have kids the same age as our kids we now have like a little posse of random friends so like two of their friends who like mutually knew matt from brisbane it turned out

that we had some mutual friends the six of us now hang out with our kids because we've all got kids the same age and we went over to their house on saturday and it was meant to just be like a little afternoon have a wine drive home we got liddy fucking liddy and blitzed on margaritas ordered pizzas it was like eight o'clock the kids are like mom we got blitzed it was huge 8 p.m we were still eating pizza you know it's a big night 8 p.m home time when you've got a three-year-old that is like insanity so anyway we had a really nice night just it was one of those evenings where it was completely unplanned we thought it was going to be a hell on earth day because it'd been raining kids inside but it actually was just great and it's so nice when you're an adult and you're like

oh I found a little we've got a little group of friends now whose kids are the same age and like we all like the same things and yeah it was it was really nice oh cute I love that for my sweet I haven't really made adult friends I mean I made adult friends in the jungle but you guys are the only adult friends I've made I know well apart from them it's you guys Keisha why are you rolling your eyes no one makes adult friends like Keisha makes adult friends I've never experienced it Keisha is the friend queen. She'll go for a walk, she'll come back, she goes, oh, I met some people today, I'm just going to go on a holiday with them.

But this is a testament of like not, it's just how friendly you are, Keisha, but also how do you have time for all the friends? I'm realising that the key to my success is to do group hangouts because then it's like it ticks off the box of catching up with everyone but you don't have to do like individual things. I think as I'm getting older I'm becoming more introverted, maybe since it's because I'm medicated. but how does that happen though when all your friends are from like different groups I think

it's more so that if I find someone that like I have a common interest with I know that my existing group of friends are going to have things in common with them too and also I've moved to so many different cities that I've been the friend who hasn't got any friends in that place a lot so I really like I like to be now that kind of connection point for other people because you know when you move around and you've got to re-establish yourself and you don't know anyone and it's really fucking hard as an adult to make friends and you don't have those people. And often because I was single when I moved to those places,

I was not in relationships for almost all of them, I think. I had to kind of start from zero. And it's also so hard because most people who have been in a place for a really long time, like you and I, Britt, like we've got our group of friends, you know, and people are so close to making new friends, which is what makes it so hard for other people to kind of be like, hey, can we be mates?

I'll find you on LinkedIn. I do think, yeah, I do think it is a personality type though because I have been the person that's moved to many cities around the world and knows no one and I'm okay with it because my personality type doesn't need it I only need one or two genuinely I only need a few people to fill my cup I'm that person that would have five really good friends and I don't need acquaintances and I don't want people to take that the wrong way because it's not because I have a lot of acquaintances that I love but I don't some people need to seek those friendships because it's what they need in their life but I don't I just don't find I need

that call me crazy dog lady I can go and hang out with Delilah on a weekend me and my dog walking around going to a cafe going to coffees and I'm fine with that like I'm genuinely I don't get to the end of the weekend sometimes I'm like oh my god I didn't speak to another human that's probably bad I should but I don't think I need the same thing as other super social people need I remember when you guys interviewed dr ali walker she wrote the book on connect what's it called um click or clash and she wrote about frequency and intensity of connection and i think i learned so much from that book i absolutely love it and i think i've got a higher frequency than what you do yeah you 100 yeah whereas laws i think you have quite a high frequency but you're constantly surrounded

by people because you've got kids and you've got a husband do you know what i mean like if you're in tony may you're around people the whole day if you're here you're around us then you go up to radio like you know you're around people a lot so you probably don't feel the need to have it in your actual like time off as much yeah so I think that maybe you kind of feel that cup in other ways but I do think if you're the type of person who has the ability and like I don't have kids I work from home I think five you know I'm only in the office two days a week so if you're a type of person who is like that and has friends and you know people have moved to where you are bring them into the fold. They probably need it. Laura's like, wow, guys, my sweet was that I hung out with

some people. Now we're unpacking the psychology of friendships. That's what we do here at Life Uncut. Anyway, that is it from us, guys. Please send your accidentally unfiltered zin to Life Uncut podcast on Instagram, all your Ask Uncuts, any juicy details that you want. And don't forget, if you are somebody that has been following along the podcast for a while, but you might not yet be in our Facebook discussion group, that is Life Uncut discussion group on Facebook. Pretty pretty self-explanatory but it's it's so good it is so fun you can jump in there and post your sex list um also we have a great interview coming out tomorrow with lauren wasser now lauren we interviewed her just before brit went away into the jungle and it's an interview we've been sitting

on for a little while but it is fucking amazing she suffered from toxic shock syndrome which i know most women have heard of but probably have never spoken to or heard from somebody who's actually lived through it that's because the rate of survival is so low it is this illness that we've all been told about that pertains to periods and the use of tampons. But most of us as women know so little about. And I realized I knew little about it. When Lauren was explaining some of the misconceptions around toxic shock, I was like, I'm guilty of that misconception. Yeah. And I think it's truly an episode that every single woman should be listening to. If you get a period, you should absolutely be listening to this episode tomorrow.

I don't even think it's just misconceptions. I actually think that we've been educated with misinformation I think we've all had this idea of eight hours you can only have a tampon in for eight hours and after that you're at risk of toxic shock that's not the case and that was the thing that I was like oh shit I didn't know that you know Lauren told her story and she went by the rules of what's on the back of the packet so this episode really has changed my reach for feminine hygiene products and I think I've been making some really big changes because of it so I think everyone will be really really interested if you like Laura said if you menstruate or even if you have a daughter who is about to be in that phase of her life I think it's really important and just

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