Life Uncut - The Best Of The Pick Up - Farm Daddy

Episode Date: December 1, 2024

It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Today's ep is unlike anything we have had to record before and are heartbroken by the decision that has been made for the show.  You can watch us on Youtube Find us on Instagram Join us on tiktokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode is recorded on Gadigal land of the Aurora Nation. Hi guys and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura. I'm Brittany. I'm Mitch. And this is The Pickup. It is our pickup show, our radio show where we package up all the best bits and bring them here for you people who don't listen to the radio. Do you want to know something embarrassing actually I just thought about? What? What happened to me today? This morning earlier before I was coming to work I went and got a coffee and put it on the top of my car as I got in and then I started to drive off just didn't even realize it was on the car so I'm driving off and there were all these because it's early all these builders like

construction workers out and they were like waving their arms at me and I was like old news guys like they were yelling out and stuff and I was like are we not past this because I was like why else would they be like yelling at me early in the morning when they're in a group together anyway finally one of them was like doing the actions of the coffee cup and here I was purposely trying to ignore them as they're running along the car but I just had all my breakfast on the car it's been a long time since I've been yelled at on the street then I had to get out in front of all of them and get the coffee off my car I was like oh my god thank no I didn't I wasn't going that fast I'm speed limit I'm glad you still got to enjoy your coffee all right well on the show today I

bring you a hack a restaurant hack that really isn't a hack it's an unethical thing that I did at a restaurant and I really thought I was in the right I thought more people do it it's kind of a way of like sticking it to the man but you guys were very anti-mitch we're not anti-mitch I mean It's sort of a, am I the a-hole? Yeah. I'd say yes. It's a sort of, is this a hack or is this theft? It's probably a better way of unpacking it.

It wasn't theft. Before we do tell you guys fully what's on the show today, we made a very big announcement on last week's Pick Up episode. And Mitch, we received so many messages about that epilogue and so many people who have shown their love and their support and their absolute adoration for you. I know that you've seen some of the messages, you've received some of the messages from lifers,

but I think it really affected everyone as much as it affected us. I screenshot and sent 65 screenshots to Mitch and each screenshot had multiple comments on it. Like I put all the comments together and screened 65 photos worth of comments because I was like, I want to make sure that you read and see every single one. Yeah. First of all, thank you to you guys, to you girls for letting me be part of the show, but it's not goodbye yet, so I don't want to go into that.

But to the lifers and to everyone that sent me a message, from the bottom of my heart last week i was in a really really grim place and it it it does a lot to someone to be told especially when your line of work is what we do and it's so deeply tied to your identity to be told you're cut off you're not going on there's no real reason why money but you're not staying on it affected my person my whole persona i thought this is who i am and it's gone in the click you know the hand so to get those messages it pulled me out of a really dark place so i i don't even have the words to say thank you at this point but it it did way more than you think if you sent me a message so the laugh is the best thank you you guys are the best

some of the ideas they came up with laws you pitched what do we want mitch to do next year some of the ideas were great the mitch pitch mitches that was your idea no the mitch pitch is what we do on the show so like we mentioned you know obviously there's been some changes with radio but mitch was such an integral part of life on cart so i put in the facebook discussion group if you're not there go sign up it's um on facebook obviously i put a post in there saying like if you have any ideas for potentially a show or a way in which mitch can be like do more within the life uncut world and one person wrote in saying that it should be the mitch sesh which was like the bitch sesh yeah i loved it i was like i have more of that no we don't bitch

at the moment i got a lot to bitch about uh but we've there's ideas brewing so this won't be the last of me you can't keep a good man down this week on the show just to get into what is on this app um matt and ash came in if you're listeners of two doting dads you would know that matt and ash currently are flogging their nude calendar that they do which they do every year it's for very good cause this year it's for rise up which is the same charity that brit worked with on i'm a celebrity um great charity yeah they create safe spaces and homes for women who have been affected by domestic violence and look matt and ash are doing their bids yeah that really cheered me out did it yeah it might have cheered you up more than me because it's always awkward for me

why is it awkward because laura's husband he's gorgeous but i can still admire he's beautiful you say this but you are holding on to that calendar for dear life you gripped that page the entire interview if there's promo to be done promo i will like i will take my job seriously god damn it i will promote that calendar they look smoking i won't say which one looks more smoking it's equal i'd love to know which one now tell me ash he looks good though doesn't he i think ash looks great ash does look good but can i break it to you some people don't like like washboard abs like it does nothing for me people like dad bods people yeah yeah i don't like that i don't like washboard abs are you shitting on my husband right now no but i'm

just saying it's not like people have different strokes for different folks people are into different things saying you'd rather have sex with ash over my husband it's neither of them if you really want the true answer why is laura so offended by that not my type somebody fucked my husband you've seen my boyfriend i'd sooner fuck brit than ash weeks oh you know my body type you say that like you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel with me no no but your body type i i'm attracted to can i just pass you the shovel keep digging your hole what's my body type which is gay and his body type well i'm like a small man also how did i get left out of this equation i'm the one very similar body type flat chested but no it's because you've got a you got

a booty and i don't and mitch likes butts i do like you did feel my butt today all right let's move on this is so i like feminine energy that's the truth oh well fucking hell mitch offend everyone in the room. You're female. What do you mean? You're feminine. What's wrong with that? Now you're saying you like me because I'm feminine and not Laura. I am flat chested and the most broad. No, my point there was both of you. We're joking.

I've had a rough week. Okay, sorry guys. We'll fight outside. We love each other. For what it's worth, it was a very funny show this week and let's get into it. Tell me if I'm in the right or the wrong here because I've been telling some friends and family and it's getting a mixed response.

What have you done? I love these. Are you Am I in the right or am I in the wrong? Yeah, yeah. So we went out for dinner on the weekend with our producer, Grace, a friend of mine. We went to see Wicked and we were like, let's go get some dinner beforehand. And we're at this very fancy restaurant near where I live by the water and it's bougie, you know, a fancy, fancy restaurant.

And we're sitting there and we order and we get our entree, we get our burrata, we eat it up and we go, we're so excited for mains. Mains are next. So we sit there because that's how it works, entree then mains. Yeah, it is how it works. That's why I'm laughing. Dessert. and then we're sitting there and the waiter comes over to us with a plate of burrata and he goes uh

ladies and gentlemen your burrata enjoy puts it down and then we go to get our knife and fork and dig in and we realize oh we've already been served the burrata you didn't order two burratas what do you mean you you realize like you completely well no i completely forgot that i've already eaten the whole no no i just he put it down and i thought well i'm getting deja vu no i i kind of knew i mean i guess i was naughty and i we all ate the burrata and we weren't charged for it. But I'm thinking, is that the right thing or do you take it? It was put down.

You ate one. You got a second one. So you got a freebie. And Grace, who's such a goody two-shoes, she's like, Galinda the Good Witch, for God's sake. She was like, we must return this. We must return it now. I'm like, shut up, man.

Don't sing. We're at a restaurant. I'm like, we get it. You go. And I go, okay. 100%. And by the way, she was dressed in pink and I was dressed in green because she made me dress for Wicked.

I think it's fine. If they've put it down, you've started eating it. What are you going to do? Send it back? Laura, they only started eating it because they didn't tell the waiter. When they're putting it down, you can say, sorry, I've already had mine. That's not for me. It's probably in other tables.

But if it takes a second and then it's on your table and the waiter's already walked away, you're not going to run after them with a plate of burrata, are you? That's exactly right. Just going to eat it. I've been with you, Brie. It's literally theft. It is, but it's not the same.

Not all theft is built equal. It's not like walking into a grocery store and walking out with free things. Like, you're at a restaurant, they've put it down in front of you, you've already breathed on it, they've walked away. It is theft by deception. But you deceived and manipulated the waiter. Do you know what I think is weirder? Who are you, a mentalist?

Like, grow up. You would do it too. I know you to your core. I would never. It's weirder when they put food in front of you and then you're like, oh, sorry, that's not ours. And they go, oh, that's okay, sorry, we put it on the wrong table. And then they pick it up and then they go and take it to the table

it's meant to be at. Yeah. Because you don't know if that table's touched it. You don't know if they've breathed on it. I don't know if they've swirled their finger in it. Who's swirling their fingers in a burrata? I don't know. But I'm not going to eat.

I'm going to eat it if it's put in front of me. Listen, I'm not a religious man, but that's an act of divinity. It's like that time that you ordered like a chicken wing and they accidentally gave you a big T-bone steak and you were like, I didn't know. And then you ate the whole steak. That was my fault that time. That's a different story.

I think it's fine. I agree. There's worse things that you could do in life. You know what it's like? It's like when I accidentally scan, trust tomatoes as vine ripened. No, you can't do that, Mitch. Or at least you don't admit to it.

Or my avocado is just a pear. My truffle is pepper. Yeah. My Honda Odyssey is just a grape. What? What are you? You really stretched that one out with comparison, didn't you? No, have you accidentally, here's a true story,

gone to the servo and you've got like a choccy and like your petrol and then you've got to pump water or something and you put the pump under your arm and then you leave with the pump under your arm and you don't pay for it? I've never done that, no, no. And I think in those circumstances, if you walk out of a shop, get back in your car and realise you've stolen something, then the good thing is to go back and pay for it.

Like normal people do. All you're doing is doubling down on how much you steal. No, no, I haven't done that. It's a friend who told me that. Brittany Harker. You know what time of year it actually is? Christmas. Apart from being sales and everything else,

it is Christmas party season where everyone's going out, getting amongst their work colleagues, and they are going out to celebrate the hard work of the year. So they should. As they should, I agree. But I came across something online the other day and as I watched it, it was advice from a, she's like a workplace HR expert, right? Oh, God, they're the worst. Oh, they're not the worst.

They're very necessary and some workplaces need more HR than others. Yeah, but they should call them HR and they're like people and experience, experience expert. But they're also the people who have to deal with the flow and effect of everything that happens at your crazy ass work parties. All right, so here is a little PSA for everybody. I don't know who needs to hear this, but do not, I repeat, do not stay to the end of your work Christmas party. Nothing good happens from staying past 11 at a work Christmas party. These aren't your family.

They're not your friends. They're your bosses, the people who hire you, promote you, and make big decisions. So leave early. Don't be there past 11. It's so true. It's so true. Okay, and I listen to this.

And, I mean, we've worked for ourselves for a long time. We've only been in radio, well, Brit and I, for a little while. How many years? But I was thinking about some of the crazy stuff that's happened at work Christmas parties that I've been to, I did a call out on my socials and this one girl wrote in with a story that happened at her work Christmas party,

which was that they had like a Christmas, you know, the photo booths, right? That you go in and you can take a photo and then you get like the little printout. So this one girl in the office went in and she had the photos taken and the drinks were flowing. But what she didn't realise

is that those photos were being shared with the entire office and anyone could go on, log on and see all the work little Christmas booth photos. And it turns out that not only was she going in there and getting photos of herself in there, she had made out with six different male employees. Some of them were married and all the photos had been sent around

to the entire workplace to have a look at. So here's my question. What was the crazy thing that happened at your work Christmas party? Yeah, give us a call. I remember our work Christmas party before last, I think. Mitch, Laura, you weren't there. I think you were away. But Mitch and I were, like, partying hard.

When you say nothing good happens after 11, I had the whole of our work in a circle cheering me on and I was doing the worm in a dress, the worm. I wormed across the dance floor. Then somebody threw something, not at me, it knocked over a glass, smashed, then someone was dancing with no shoes on, cut their feet open, the ambulance was there.

It was wild, wasn't it? I thought you were about to say that you did the worm over some broken glass and I was like, oh, that was a sight for sore eyes. That would have been disastrous. Jax, give us a call. Hey, Jax, what happened at your work Christmas party? Hey, so this happened a few years ago.

We were at Christmas party, I was like on a boat, very fancy. We were kind of day drinking for many hours. Towards the end of the party, someone suggested we get a photo. So my whole team kind of gets together and we take a photo. Then when we go to look back at the photo,

we noticed that our manager, literally the boss of everyone, is like, she's got her members out. She's like flashing the camera. And we just all didn't know what to say. We were all shocked. We couldn't believe it. And she was our boss.

So we're like, ah. Also that noise. What were you like? I didn't necessarily enjoy it. No, not at all. I was shocked. I was shocked. But yeah.

And we just all kind of had to like laugh it off. It was so mortifying. Very inappropriate. But it's funny because usually it's the other way around. Like usually it's don't go to the Christmas parties past 11 because you might mess up in front of your boss. But this is like a role reversal and she's just gotten it all out. I think take this as like your warning going into your Christmas party.

Don't do anything that could get yourself fired. It is just a Christmas party. It's still your workplace. Don't do the worm. Take my advice. Ask Uncut. Tell me what you want. What you really, really want.

Ask Uncut. We do it every Thursday on our podcast, Life Uncut. It's where you guys write in or call up with your biggest problems, your biggest predicaments. We do our best to help you. And today we have Layla who seems to have fallen in love with her gay best friend. Hi, Layla.

Layla. Hi, guys. Look, I'm single, I'm 33, and I have a type, and the type isn't helping my situation. I keep getting crushes on gay men. How many times has this happened now? Heaps. It's gone back to when I was 15,

and I have honestly always just fallen in love with the gays. You know, this happens way more than you expect. The amount of girls in my DMs, there's like six, but the amount of girls that go, you are my dream man, I wish, like, if only you weren't gay. Yeah, I get that so often. I think a lot of women. Yeah.

I was one of them. Layla. Layla. Layla, you've got to work on that. What is it about gay men that you like and then me more so? I just think that they get me better. Like we just get each other. We understand each other.

You know, I do sometimes wish I was a lesbian. I'm not. But, you know, I just feel like there's just more of an understanding. Layla, did Mitch ever write back? yeah he just said thanks fair though it's a very it's a nice compliment has there been any straight people you've fallen in love with in the interim or is it just gay but this is the problem yeah for the last two years i haven't had a crush on a straight man but i think i could name three different gay guys that i have definitely had a real crush on also hear me out i reckon that you

are commitment avoidant because i think i know i do i think that she's a commitment avoidant And I think that it manifests in her being attracted to people that she knows that she could never actually be in a relationship with. No. I reckon you've got to like write down, like make a list, manifest this. Write down a list of the qualities. Manifest straight. No, manifest in terms of like what are the qualities that you're looking for?

What are the qualities that you're so attracted to? Just list them. Write it down. Just write it down what you're looking for and then go after straight men who have those qualities. No, that's why I want you to list them because I don't think that straight man exists. What are some qualities you want, Layla? Qualities I want?

Oh, someone that likes me. Okay, yeah. You've already off to the wrong start with going after gay guys. Sorry. Shoot for the stars. Here's my genuine advice. You'd rather him tell you now and you'd rather know now than fall in love with this man, marry him,

and then later in life it's revealed that he's gay, which happened to our executive producer, Grace. Your dad came out late in life. Yeah, which probably is why I've had the same issue in that I've fallen in love with gay men many times. So you have daddy issues is what we're talking about now. I think so. Wow, this has really come full circle, hasn't it?

But your mum and dad are now best friends. They are. They're best friends and it actually worked out really well for everyone and we love them all, but it's a real issue. Yeah. So glad you know now. I thought I'd call up for some advice for a bit of fun, but I honestly feel like you've exposed me for daddy issues

and commitment issues. Layla, do you know what I also think, I genuinely think, when there's you're in a friendship with someone that's gay and you're not you become so close so quickly and you're so open there's no barriers there's no walls up so I wonder if you're just mistaking that like beautiful close connection that's what you're looking for because you just get there quicker with gay people like you genuinely do because your walls are down because you don't have to pretend to be anyone you're not going to cross any lines well you're crossing the line but no one else is crossing lines but but I think that maybe you're just looking for that

connection and you haven't found it with a straight person yet because it usually takes a little bit longer. Yeah, this got really real, guys. I think you're right. Also, Layla, I'm down for a drink and some dinner. We can still be besties. We just don't have to get together. I just want to, can I give you one kiss,

Mitch? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not above a party pash with anyone. Are you? Oh, God, yeah. Layla, this is not going to help you. Stephen, beloved Stephen, will be fine. This is no help. No, Layla, stop. With a gay man. No, Mitch.

Stop with the gay man. No, stop. I'm a great kisser. I know you are. I mean, I don't know for sure. How do you know? I don't know what I'm saying. I'm sorry, Layla.

I know what a woman needs. I don't think you do. I'm here for it. Look, I'm giggling. I think we all need therapy. She's giggling. Are you flirting with Layla on this? I'm not even trying.

It's Layla's problem. She's just addicted to gay men. I'm actually doing the bare minimum. All right, well, you guys can keep talking on air. Raise your standards. Everybody has heard of the, you know, the fireman calendar that gets brought out every year, the end-of-year calendar.

People wait with bated breath to see sexy firemen all hotted up and oiled up. I think they do. I'm sure my mum buys it. Anyway, there's a new calendar that's in town, everyone, and it is called the Raunchy Ranch. Some might also call it Farm Daddy Vibes, but it is by two very doting dads, one dad in particular who I have had some very close times with. You're welcome.

This is the longest intro ever. It's my husband, my husband, Matty J. For anyone wondering, we have sex, me and Laura. Yes. His podcast co-host, Ash Wicks, have brought out a brand new, which is almost nude calendar of them at the Raunchy Ranch. Wow. Hello, boys.

Welcome to the show. That was such an unenthusiastic wow. We did this for you. Hang on. I haven't seen these photos yet. And Matt has printed out these photos. And this is a pre-release of the calendar. Oh, Matt.

Hey, whoa, whoa, what about me? Settle it down. Sorry, Ash, Ash, that's a... There you go. Oh, my God, you're holding some chicken eggs in this one? Can we just explain this a little bit? So, Ash, what is the calendar? Because everyone at home right now is thinking, what the hell?

Like, you guys have put together a calendar. Why did you do this? So, we've put together a calendar. We have done for the last couple of years now. This one is called the Raunchy Ranch, which we went to a lovely little petting zoo and we fed some animals in budgie smugglers. But we did it for a great cause. it's all going towards, 100% proceedings are going to rise up.

The domestic violence charity. That was actually my charity when I was in I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. They do amazing work. This is about us. Yeah. And now we're bonded by a charity. Laura pointed at me and told me to say so.

I also do want to say, this is probably one of my favourites. Sorry, Matt, this is not a photo of you. It's a photo of Ash. Ash, you in tiny budgie smugglers milking a cow with a cowboy hat on. What preparation went into this dad bod to create this look for this type of photo shoot? They're actually regular-sized budgie smokers, I'm just kidding. Look, three weeks in Bali, bodied by Bintang, bodied by Nazi Goreng,

and look at the wrist action on that. That is also the finger point. Scream, Seminyak. The finger point, yes. I'll be honest, I was pretty jealous when Ash put his hand up and said, I'll do Daisy, Daisy being the cow, and, like, I think I got a cow. No, there's a cow here, Matt, that you're very close with. I know, I didn't like that cow.

I wanted Daisy. I wanted to milk the cow. She was more comfortable with someone who was a familiar and similar body shape. Yes, I checked that. I worked hard for that rig. How do you feel? Because Matt obviously has, you know, you've got a brilliant body, Matt. I've got it in front of me.

You work out. Ash, is there any part of you that's like, oh, I'm next to the Matty J? I've seen more body fat on a skeleton, if I'm going to be honest. He looks great, but he starves himself. That's the key, like Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande. He was in the middle of like a running challenge too. I spent three weeks in Bali. He spent three weeks running.

And I get back and I'm like, I'm super tan. That's one thing I've got going for me. But Matt's super ripped. I can attest to this. So this photo shoot happened at the same time. The running challenge that Ash is talking about, Matt was running 16 kilometres a day. At the time, I was asking the question,

what is it that my husband's running from? What is it that you were running from? Just getting ready for the calendar. Yeah, of course. We really wanted to move as many as we could. Sales are a little bit slow, I'll be honest. Can I say that my favorite part about this shoot, I've just flicked through them, they're brilliant.

But my favorite part, it's not the animals, it's not the bodies, sorry, boys, but it's these like Zoolander-esque facial expressions that you've got in all of them, like the pensive look off to the side. You sort of look a bit constipated in that one, Matt. We're professionals, Britt. I'm not sure what's going on. So those faces are professional model faces? I've noticed that you haven't put that one down the whole time.

This is my favorite. September is my favorite. I'm going to put that out there. Matt, how do you channel this model face? What are you thinking about? You have to pretend like you're smelling cheese for those type of facials. That's the advice. For anyone else out there who wants to get into the calendar industry,

if getting photos taken, just pretend like you're smelling a good camembert or a blue vein cheese. Oh, that's a good tip. You do that a bit, Brie. You've got stink face on your photos. Do you want me to show you my model face? It's radio, but go for it. Oh, yeah, everyone in the car is loving that.

we were talking about modeling and how it takes a certain amount of skill to be this attractive in a naked calendar um matt now i know this about you but i don't think the rest of australia would you've had a bit of experience when it comes to modeling international modeling you live in germany modeling um and so now i do the modeling capital of the world germany matt who did you model for in germ in germany out of interest i didn't get any work over there What about your catwalk story that you have? Well, I did a bit of modelling here in Australia before going to Germany to try and crack it

into like the big industry, didn't work out. But when I did Fashion Week, it was a big show, catwalk. I was very excited. I'd only been modelling for a short period of time and I found myself being the second person coming out in the catwalk at Fashion Week, which is a really big deal. First and second, it's like, you know, it's very serious. Yes.

we did a rehearsal and it's all very timed to the beat and you have equal space between each model but when it came time to the actual show i got very very nervous and as i walked out my heart rate was really quick i had the jitters i walked too quickly i caught up to the person in front of me so i was like trying to overtake her kind of realized slow down what i said then i slowed down And I was like, put the brakes on, went back into second gear, evened out the spacing, and I walked off stage and thought, I think I got away with that. No one noticed.

The designer then and there screamed. People would have heard this in the audience. You have ruined my show. You will never walk again at Fashion Week ever. That's why he went to Germany. Yeah. He was actually out. He walked his way to Germany.

Tell me, what do you think makes the perfect dad bod? I think it's not about the body, guys. We're really focusing so much on something that's not important. I think it comes down to heart. Well said. I think it's the facials. I said it. I don't care about the bods.

I'm here for the facial. All right, Britt. What do you mean, facials? I've done some modelling too. Exhibitor? What have you modelled? Oh, just this. No, just that.

Okay. I actually got to the final stages. I have modelled as well. The conversation was naturally coming towards me. I have modelled as well. I was almost in a Yakult commercial. What do you mean almost? A cult commercial?

No, no. Like a yoghurt? Like yoghurt? Yakult, yeah. Probiotic? Probiotic, yeah. For your gut health? I didn't get it.

I gave it to a six-year-old girl instead. Because I read the lines. It was like, my tummy feels so much better. That was my line. And then they said, you didn't get it. And I went on. Then I watched the commercial on TV and it was a little redhead brat. I thought, how did she get the gig instead of me?

Mitch, do you know what? Next year, we don't know what the concept is, but we'd love to have you on. Oh, my God. As the third guest on the Two Doting Dads calendar. You know who that girl is now? Rikki Lee Coulter. Is it?

She got the... Is it really? Is it really? Actually, we just fact-checked that. You're right. Boys, where can people get this calendar if they want to buy it for a gift? That's a good question. For the one person listening.

The one person listening. I think we've sold four so far. Oh, stop it. I think that this is a fantastic calendar to give to your grandma, you know, or like to give to your daddy. The sale's that low that you have to jump on board now. Yeah, I'm helping. I'm plugging it out.

Can the boys just tell us where you can buy it? Yeah, budgiesmuggler.com.au. Yeah, so they're for pre-order at the moment and they'll be shipped out from the 5th. Perfect for Christmas. They will sell out. Yeah. Limited number of calendars.

We're currently staring at like four crates of calendars in our garage, but they will all go. There's only so many my grandmother can buy. Of course, I'm sure. What's to come on the podcast? Two Doting Dads. You can get it wherever you get your podcasts. Have you stopped seasons for this year?

Are you back next year? We will never stop. We're going straight through. Dads don't rest. No. We're putting that on a T-shirt, by the way. Mark it that. Copyright.

What's going on? Just the eternal debate on whether or not to have a third child or not. Britt expressed her joy for that discussion that we've been having lately yesterday. Please don't. The business can't handle it. Laura can't handle it. We can all be pregnant together. Ash, how are you?

Yeah, I got a lot of time on my hands. Oh, time. I can help. Who are you impregnating? Well, I still can. It still works. That's the spirit. All right, on that note, we should probably wrap, guys.

Ash and Matt thank you so much it's available now the raunchy ranch calendar get it at budgysmuggler.com.au thank you boys we'll sell out

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