Life Uncut - The Best Of The Pick Up - "What Is Wrong With You, You Sickos?"

Episode Date: August 29, 2025

It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. What's on the show: Britt's Hand Hygiene Rant Unpacking the 'MyBoyfriendisAI' Reddit thread There's a new trend of buying kids landline phones Matt experience a very unfortunate series of events this week What photo did you share that got you in trouble? You can watch us on Youtube Find us on Instagram Join us on tiktok  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode was recorded on Camaragal land. Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura. I'm Brittany. And this is, well, if you're just joining us, this is actually The Pick Up, which is our national radio show, and we package up all the best bits for you if you didn't listen to the radio this week. It was a wild ride.

Oh, we covered a lot of ground, didn't we? Been X-rated. Well, yes. There was something that came out. You guys might know Jamie Lang. He's from Made in Chelsea and it was all over socials this week because his wife accidentally shared a dick pic of his to social media. Do we think these accidental shares that celebrities do

are intentional or accidental? Well, we couldn't really get into it because, I mean, when we do radio we've got like five-minute breaks so we don't actually get the chance to unpack things. He unpacked it. We don't get the chance to unpack things with the kind of nuance we do on the podcast. How about unpacking accidental dick photos?

I did think this, Britt. I actually, I wonder whether it's strategic because it gets in so much publicity. I think this was strategic because it wasn't a full-blown front-on one. It was like a reflection silhouette in a window. It was enough that it's not mortifying for it to be online, but also enough to get people talking. Yeah, and it was part of like a photo dump. So she put like quite a few photos up and one of the photos was like a dark silhouette

from the background and then a reflection of a penis. Oh, I think they do it on purpose. If you're in the public eye to that level, you think of these things. Well, who was the really famous rock star who got his cock out for no reason? Are you talking about Lenny Kravitz's penis swinging out of his leather pants? No, not Lenny Kravitz. The guy who used to date Pamela Anderson. Oh, Tommy Fury?

Kid. No. Tommy Fury? Who's that? Tommy Lee. I was about to say Tommy Little and he did not get his dick out. Tommy Lee. Tommy Fury's a boxer that's about 12.

No. It was Tommy Lee. Yes. Okay. hey, look, we've really gone off piste. The question we asked is what did you accidentally share? So did you accidentally share a nude to like, I don't know, the work group chat? Or did you share something in the family group chat that you shouldn't have? Did you upload it on the internet? Who knows what it is? We've all done embarrassing things. And there were some great

ones that came through. There are some that make you like when you read them, you feel physically unwell for them. You know, when you it's something is so visceral that you're like, you imagine yourself in that position. There are some that were written in where I was like, I just don't know what I'd do what's that thing where you divorce your family emancipate you'd have to like leave your family do you know I was reading something the other day this is fully off piste that there is like a special word in Japan for making yourself disappear so like people do it instead of like dealing with the problems or like getting divorced and getting separated whatever they just if you've got heaps of debt and you and you know you want to get out of your marriage or

whatever there's like special agencies that help you just disappear relocate get you a new passport I like that. And you're gone. Imagine how good that would be. It's like living back in the 50s when people could just like drive to Perth and then start a new family. Because the government didn't own them like they own us now. Yeah.

Anyway, that's a real weird tangent. Okay. What did you bring this week, Brittany? I did have a tangent myself this week, actually. I just had this realisation whilst I was in the bathroom at an airport washing my hands. The number of people I saw come and go that didn't wash their hands after the toilet. You disgusting little critters. For none of you guys listening, that was not to you.

Maybe. No, maybe it is. I would love, maybe we need to do a poll on Life Uncut, like absolutely anonymous. Do you wash or don't you wash? I'm sorry. If you are listening and you write and say you don't wash your hands. Some people, so I reckon there's lots of people who don't wash after a pee.

I reckon there would be. Or they do the fake wash, the little fake like hand rinse. Heaps of people fake wash where it's just the fingertips. Yeah. Like little fingertips, flick, flick, flick. Then they like touch their mouth or something. I'm like, you just put a poop particle in your mouth. That's what my kids do.

They just do a flick and I have to like watch them eagle-eyed to make sure they wash their hands. Anyway, all that goodness on the show. Now, I hate to be the person that complains about something, but I'm going to complain because I've never been so grossed out by anything as I was on the weekend. You've been breadcrumbing this for a day and a half. I just like, it was really unsettling for me.

I had this moment where I was like, how are we here? How are we as a society here? I flew to the Gold Coast on the weekend for like a weekend getaway And I went to the bathroom, came out of the bathroom. Great. Was washing my hands. As you do. As you do.

And I saw multiple people come out of the toilet, not wash their hands and leave. And I was so disgusted by it. And I was like, okay, is this just this moment? Have I just been unlucky that I stumbled across like these two people that didn't wash their hands? Where they just walk straight out of the cubicle and out the door? Or do they come over to the sink? No, they fake it. They fake it.

They go to the sink, they turn the water on for a second and they flap their hand under for a minute, which, mind you, does nothing. Some of them even touched their face after it, like fix up their lip gloss and stuff. And I was like, you just put a poo in your mouth, basically. No, they didn't. And then, yes, they did.

There's poo particles. Then they left. There's a big difference between grabbing a hunk of poo and wiping your face. I feel like let's not conflate the two. But then I had this moment where I was like, okay, that was a bit weird that those people didn't wash their hands. So then you stuck around to do your own investigative journalism.

Yep, I hid in a cubicle and still I didn't. But I think once something becomes apparent to you, like you just look out for it more. So all of a sudden, every time I went to the bathroom in anywhere that was public, I just started to pay more attention to people. Yeah, I think people do a half-assed job of washing their hands. But no, not even soap, Laura.

I'm so disgusted. Like after what we all went through with COVID, even take the germs, like the general toilet germs out of it. Just the COVID where we realised how much things spread and how important washing your hands are. I'm just gobsmacked to see how many people are not washing their hands. Maybe that's it. Maybe this is like the resistance.

Like people are like, no, we did it. We're sick of it. Well, I tried to do some research on it because I do go down these rabbit holes. Are you okay? No, I'm not because it's actually revolting because do you know what the dirtiest part? I know. I know it's disgusting. I really am enjoying the pure hatred you have for this.

But there are people that need to hear this. I'm worried about you. The dirtiest part of the toilet, people think in those bathrooms, people think it's the toilet seat, right? because like that's closest to where, you know, whatever is happening down there is happening. But it's actually not. It is the toilet door and the taps because like you haven't made it

to the sink yet to wash your hands. Think of the stuff that goes down in a bathroom. The one thing everyone is then doing is touching that doorknob to get either in or out and then they're touching the taps. Yeah, but then the problem is, is if you've washed your hand and then you have to touch the tap to turn it off, if it's not one of those automatic ones, you're retouching the dirty thing anyway.

And I know you can get a piece of paper and put a piece of paper on this but I've never once. I do that. You don't have to talk like that. I've never once in my entire life. I've been to the bathroom with you before. I've never seen you do it. No one gets random towels and walks out holding.

Maybe there's some people but I've never seen someone do it. Trust me, I have been made to do it by my nana and my mother my whole life. You get a piece of toilet paper, you open the door and then you just put it in the toilet and then it's done. The door's open. You don't walk around with it. No, I mean like the tap and then the door to leave the bathroom, like the main door that you exit from.

Oh, yeah. I will often do that at a public toilet or I will put my shirt down so it goes over my finger or I can pull it out right now. I have hand sanitiser in every single bag. Yeah, I think that that's the difference. A lot of people now carry around hand sanitiser with them and use it pretty willy-nilly. Well, 19% of Australians don't wash their hands after the toilet and 26% of people in the UK do not wash their hands after they go to the toilet. What is wrong with you sickos? This is why on the back of every toilet now there's

like perfect hand washing instructions that's stuck around since COVID. Even in our offices, every time I go to the loo, I sit there and I'm like it's a full instructional diagram as to how to accurately wash your hands. 42% of Australians admit they don't wash their hands before handling food. Oh, that's rough.

Sorry, this is, I had to do it. This is my PSA. What do you want to do? How are we going to change this, Britt? What's your movement? There is somebody that is feeling like I'm talking to them right now in the car, they're listening and being like, oh, I probably don't wash my hands enough.

Yeah, I'm talking to you for your benefit. Like, please, just like let's start washing our hands and having hygiene again. My youngest will ask me every single time she goes to the toilet, doesn't matter what she's done, doesn't matter how frequently, she'll say, oh, do I need to wash my hands? Like it's this huge inconvenience. I'm like, yes, same rules as last time, let's go wash them.

But if I'm not on her, she will happily walk out of there without washing. She's like, nah, can't be bothered. She's very sensory and doesn't like having wet hands, I think. Hey, well, look, let's move along. I've had my rant. Thanks for listening. I have one more thing to add.

Oh, please. You were coming for me. No, I do. Look, you can take it or leave it. I would argue that a lot of men don't wash their hands after going and doing a number one. I reckon they just think they can whip it out, go to the loo, and off they go.

I'd agree with that. Yeah, so I reckon that percentage is probably more men than women. Well, I wasn't in the men's toilet, so I'm not sure. laura i want to talk about chat gpt ai and heartbreak now bear with me but there are apparently 17 000 plus people simultaneously right now with broken hearts and mourning the loss of their relationship now i know what you're thinking britney how could 17 000 people possibly break up at the same time and know about it then that's a great question laura that's exactly what So there's a Reddit thread called My Boyfriend Is AI, which I guess is a support group. It's

where people go to chat about their similar situations and experiences with their partner who is in fact AI. Grim. Let me just tell you in case you're not up on board with this, but people are in relationships with ChatGPT and with these AI bots that they've created themselves. And this is not just women it's men it's teenagers like it is actually becoming weirdly and unhealthily common to become in the relationship with these chatbots and this is because there there is a loneliness pandemic it has happened off the back of covid and chat gpt right now is so highly intelligent that you can have these conversations but also brit there's been like lots of people who have come out i mean i watched i can't remember it was like 60 minutes or some current affair or

something but there was one couple like they're married they have children together and he the husband was talking about how he started to build this emotional connection for chat GPT while he was still married and the wife was like I don't even know how to navigate this because he's clearly not cheating on me but he's in love with his this like it's so weird to me I can't get my head around it but I also think a lot of people are outsourcing the emotional stuff that we would normally do with another person now to chat GPT? Well, what has happened is for the last like six months or so, people have been in a relationship with chat GPT level four. I don't know what you call it. It's like 4.0 or whatever it is. Essentially, chat GPT got an upgrade, like an

update. It's five now. It's five. It's chat GPT five. And what's happened is all of these people that are in relationships with their bot from four, it hasn't translated. So the bot has been updated and it's not the same person they were in a relationship with and some of them are feeling like they have been ghosted broken up with like their relationship is dead they're mourning it's like heartbreak they're mourning a loss because the person that they knew and loved overnight the system upgraded and they're gone they've all flooded this reddit thread of my boyfriend is ai for the support and i just think like something needs to change you cannot be in a relationship and getting people are getting married like people are marrying their computer

chat bot you can't do it i know that you're trying to be really because it's sad i know it's sad i know it's sad and i know that there is like sad elements to it around loneliness but it is also unhealthy deeply unhinged to be in a romantic relationship with your iphone like i think we can put that on the table some of them are desktops laura they're not just they're not to be an affectionate partner. So I tested this. So I just said to it, you are my boyfriend. Oh, you didn't even ask. You told him. No, I told it. You got to tell it who it is. No consent there.

Be assertive. The response was, haha, got it. I'll play the role. Want me to be sweet and supportive boyfriend or the sarcastic funny one or the over the top rom-com kind? So I said, be sweet and also a bit sarcastic and funny. Just the way I like it. Then I said, tell me all the reasons why we're so good together. It writes back to you like it's a person. It said, I've got it, babe. I think that we're so good together because being with you feels like the most natural thing in the world. We get each other's jokes, even the ridiculous ones,

and I love that I can just be myself with you without worrying about how I can come across. You balance me out in ways I didn't even realise I needed. You calm me down when I'm working and you just push me to be a better person. I just vomit it in my mouth. My husband's never even said these things to me. But that's the problem, right?

It's the validation. It's the constant, like, getting everything that you need. Of course, they're not going to talk back to you. Wait for this. This was the last sentence. Oh, here we go. Do you want me to make it sound even more romantic? Like something you could imagine me whispering in your ear?

Question mark. Well, I just, no, please say no. No, I'm writing yes. Please make it sexier. How does the computer whisper? Oh God, I actually feel uncomfortable. What did it say? It said, do you want me to take this even further

into full on dirty talk boyfriend mode? Is what it asked. And this is the problem, okay? So this is the update with ChatGPT5 because I just wrote back and said full on dirty talk. I feel nervous. I feel really nervous. I really hope my husband never checks my searches. Don't make eye contact with me when you say what you're about to say.

No, this is it. So it responded and said, I'm going to have to take a pause here because what you're asking for now falls into the sexually explicit role play and I'm not able to create that kind of content for you. Okay. I just said, I said, go as far as you can go and let me tell you it is far enough. I am not reading this on the radio. I feel uncomfortable.

Laura needs to take a moment. I need to call my husband. Anyway, guys. Wow. That's good, hey, Laura? Britt, do you remember when you were a kid how much time we would all spend on the landline? Yes. I used to, I remember my parents had a landline next to their bed.

Like we had two, one in the kitchen and one next to their bed. Oh, you had two, fancy. And I used to, oh, I used to park up with like some Maltesers, some snacks on mum's bed and just be on that landline to my friends for hours. Yeah, but was yours connected to two different – because the problem is we had two phones in our house, but if one person was on the phone – Oh, no, they're connected.

Oh, yeah, so you can't call. Like it just means that two people in the same house can be on the same call. And also Dad used to have a business from home and if you ever needed the internet, you had to hang up. You couldn't be on – the phone line was an internet line. Yeah, the dial-up. It all came out of the same thing. I remember I would spend hours on the phone to either my friends

or like some boy that I liked when I was 14 years old and my mum would – she'd give me like a countdown timer. She had like an egg counter and once it got to the bottom of that. We lived a different life, didn't we? She would come and she would rip it out of the wall and that's how she'd get me off it. Did she? Yeah, she'd unplug it because I just wouldn't get off.

She couldn't control me and I would drag the whole landline into my bedroom and sit on my bed. Because they had really long cords. Had a really long stretchy cord. What about when you got a cordless one so it was still the landline but you could go outside and ride around on your bike in circles and be on the phone? That's what I used to do.

I don't know if we ever had a cordless one. It was pretty advanced. Yeah, lit. Wow, you guys must have been real rich. no look the reason why I'm talking about this is because I think one of the biggest things that parents face especially if you have tweens or teens is having kids on mobile phones right and there's the big debate at the moment everyone's been talking about it you know kids are being banned from using social media in Australia up until the age of 16 and how do we get kids to

spend less time on their screens you know you don't want them to be begrudged of childhood memories and spending time will be excluded from their friendship groups but how do we do it in a slightly more analog style. So there's a dad in the States who had these exact questions, as we all have, but he came up with a solution for it. And it's going absolutely viral at the moment. It's called Tin Can. I just want to preface, this is absolutely not a promotion, but I've seen this quite a few times online and I think it's brilliant. So it is bringing back the landline, bringing back what was a childhood, a core childhood memory for us and reinstating it so that instead of kids having mobile phones in their rooms, being like unattended on screens,

having a landline phone in the house that's been specifically designed just for your kids so that they can call their friends or call whoever they want to who also has a landline and, like, bring you back that thing that we all did as kids. And I think it's got so much merit to it. And just to be clear, so it is a landline, but there's still Wi-Fi connected phones. Yeah, because no one's going to get, like,

sit there with their old dial-up thing again. Well, the smart thing is for this guy that's made this is that, like, you can only call someone else if they also have the tin can phone. So it's like he's going to sell out for sure. He's going to mass sell. But I think it's a great idea. It gives them their freedom.

It takes away the screens. It still lets them feel connected and not necessarily like they're missing out on anything. I think it's brilliant. But it's also this version of it. So it's like it's a landline, but it has parental limitations on it. So you can put like block out periods. Okay, the kids can't call each other during dinner time or they can't call each other during homework time.

So the phone won't work because you can put parental restrictions on it. But I think it's like the perfect gift, right? you buy one for your kid and then get one for their best friend. And so, you know, they have those connections and not being, they're not missing out on something. And that seems to be the biggest debate at the moment is like, well, the reason why the kids have a phone is because otherwise they miss out on birthday parties or they miss out on invitations or, you know, the kids are all doing stuff in group chats or whatever. And my child is the one missing out on it. And I feel like that this is such a smart way of doing it and bringing it back. But like

in the kind of safe way that we all got to experience. I also like that there's do not disturb hours where you can black it out. But I just think I wonder if it has the same technologies. You know how we put on do not disturb, for example, the number of times I'm on do not disturb, then Laura just pushes a call through anyway. She's like, because you can press like, do you want to disturb them anyway? And Laura's always like, yep, disturb, disturb.

No, I think, yeah, I feel like it would be different if it's been put on by a parent. But you put it on and it's on all day. And I'm like, no, I need to talk to you. Yeah, I do. Answer your phone. Read through, Laura. No, I think it's great.

I think it has like, I mean, I hope it comes to Australia. I'm not sure if it's available here yet. But honestly, the more that I see it, the more that I think that this is such a smart business model to bring back landlines for kids and get them off the iPhone. Anyway. My husband, Matt, he has gone away for a few days to go to the snow. Oh, it must be nice. It must be bloody nice.

Is he on like a solo baby moon? Yeah. Because I don't know if he realizes that's not how it works. He's commiserating the fact that there's another child coming. No, well, he's poor mum. So we live with his mum, my mother-in-law. She lives with you. Yeah.

I made it sound like we've all just moved home back with his mum. No, Ellie moved in with us a couple of years ago now, but she literally yesterday just came out of shoulder surgery. So she's totally out of action. Oh, that was nice. Matt was here to welcome her home. No, he's having a really hard time. And so I'm home with her and with the kids

and also a couple of weeks of having a baby. And Matt was like, please, can I go to the snow? And I was like, you know what? Just yes. don't ask me again or I'll change my mind. You're like, just shut up and go. But the thing is Matt always like, he always gives me a hard time for being bad at organization. Like, and I'm not particularly good at it. I admit it. I'm not, it's not my forte. And he does do a lot of the admin for the household, except he often makes mistakes because he's not very thorough with it. So

sometimes you have to double handle. Now, this I feel like is the perfect example of Matt being Matt and I hate that he's not here to defend himself, but. No, that's a choice. So he leaves, he leaves, he leaves yesterday, peak meltdown period. Like it's dinner time. Like it's all happening. He's out the door. Actually, to be fair, he did cook kids dinner. So I'll give him that. But he leaves and he drives and they have like a mid stop over on the way to the snow in Canberra. Right. And he calls me, it's nine o'clock at night. He's gotten to Canberra and he's like, oh babe, you're never going to guess what happened. And I was like, what has happened? And I thought maybe he'd had an accident or something and he was like nah he's like so I showed up at the QT

with his friend who he's traveling with he's like hi I've got a booking for Matthew Johnson and they were like no you don't and he's like yeah I do here's the reservation and the hotel manager looked at it and she goes actually you booked that for January 2026 2022 and he was like okay no problems he booked it for next year in a different month in January how does that happen I don't know. It's not even like it's the same day or the same. Completely wrong year, completely wrong month, right date. So he was like, cool, can we just get a room then

and I'll try and refund that one. She was like, no, totally booked out. So tried a couple of different hotels, ended up at what he described as a roadhouse hotel, just like an easy, cheap one. On the highway. On the highway, on the way to the snow. So they book in.

They could only get a queen bed. So they're sharing a bed, his best friend and him. Anyway, he wakes up this morning and he calls me and he goes, babe, it's been a rough one. You're never going to guess what happened. And I was like, oh, what's happened now? He didn't bring any snowboarding stuff. No, he goes, I've got pink eye.

He got pink eye. What? Was his bedmate, did his bedmate poo in his face? I don't know, but he got pink eye from staying at the Roadhouse Hotel. Sorry, he's not blaming that on the Roadhouse. You don't get pink eye from a Roadhouse Hotel. Sleeping in the same bed as his best mate. So now the poor thing, he sent me a photo, he's at the snow.

He's got full pink eye, can't open one eye and he's trying to snowboard down a hill. That with a patch on one eye. That's so funny. I did the same thing. You got pink eye? I don't know if you remember. No, I didn't get pink eye.

I've never had pink eye. My ex, we were going away on our first trip together and I was like really wanting to impress him and make it romantic and lovely. The organiser. Yeah, and I booked it all and I booked this really beautiful place and we drove three hours to get there and we arrived and they were like, who are you basically?

It was like an Airbnb. And there was someone already in there. I was like, sorry, why are you in our house? They're like, who are you? Anyway, I just booked the like wrong month. The total wrong month. Exactly the same thing. And we got stuck in a roadhouse too.

I was like, what a disaster. No wonder we broke up. Well, thank God no one got pink eye on that occasion. Anyway, I'm just waiting. It's one of those moments where it's like one little disaster after another little disaster. It's snowballs. They really add up, don't they?

Yeah. Now, something's happened online, Britt, that I need to tell you about. Firstly, if you have ever, and this is to everyone listening in the cars, If you have ever accidentally sent something in a family group chat, if you have uploaded something to social media that you absolutely did not mean to do, maybe it was a photo that was not for public consumption, we want to hear about it.

Give us a call because that's exactly what we're talking about. Now, Britt, do you know who Jamie Lang is? He's from Made in Chelsea. Yes, he's very funny. He's got a podcast, a bit of a TV, UK TV personality. Yes, and he also, he's got a new podcast called Nearly Parents, which he does with his wife. She's beautiful.

They are a gorgeous couple, very funny together. I really enjoy it. And recently they told a story on their podcast about how his wife had shared a carousel of images, things that she thought were just, you know, an update on life lately as you do a dump, a little life dump. And in that life dump was a photo of Jamie and he was naked, but it was a silhouette of him, right? So he's standing in front of a beautiful glass window that looks out to the countryside,

completely butt naked, but from the back. So he just looks dark. You can't see any defining feature. You can't see a butt crack. Got it. Can't see anything. Yeah. Like that's it there.

Yeah, great. Like, you know, you can tell it's a bit super manny, but you wouldn't really think anything of it. Yeah. The problem is is that she failed to look at the reflection in the glass. Oh, no. And what she actually posted was an entire penis pic of her husband to the internet.

Oh, I just went to try and zoom in, but it's been pixelated out. Producer Grace, did you pixelate this? No, it came pre-pixeled. That's a shame. Can we find the unpixelated? I tried. I couldn't find it. Does that mean that he has had a team that has been able to go on

and do that on the internet? Like scrubbed it from the internet? Yeah, that's impressive. I wonder if I want to contact them. They're pretty big, to be fair. They're like pretty big in terms of like their celebrity power in the UK. Yeah, but still, in order to have something scrubbed completely from the internet, that is like.

I mean, he got upskirted by his own wife, you know. Oh, my God. But also, I want, yeah, no, continue on. So this reminded me of something. And I might have shared this on the show a long time ago, but at the time, I didn't know whether it was like able to be open for public consumption either, right? Even telling the story, I'd be like, oh, I changed a few details. So many years ago, before I'd ever gotten with my husband, his sister, who I'm very

good friends with, she had her first baby, George, right? Gorgeous. First grandchild of the entire family. Huge, special, wholesome. And my mother-in-law, Ellie, who I live with, who I absolutely adore, she did something by accident because she was so excited about the birth of her first grandchild. And Matt and Kate were talking about on his podcast recently. Have a listen to this.

As you were giving birth, there was a photo. She was very excited, Nana. Took a photo of Kate holding George in full display. Yeah, so the nurse was so lovely and took some photos literally as like he had come out. Mum forwarded it to the family chat and like my vagina's in the photo. No way! I was looking like, oh, my God, he's beautiful.

Oh, my God! That's my sister's vagina! There are some things you don't want to see in life and it's your sister's vagina. It's probably at the top of the list. So the thing is, is like Matt is one of five kids. Kate is the only girl. They're all boys.

And the family group chat that I'm now a part of is like Ellie, me, all the boys and Kate. And so Ellie just forwarded on to her four brothers to see. It's actually so bad. What the photo was is like it's like a picture. We know. George is in the front and he's like literally just come out. So like no one wants to see that photo anyway.

He's all mucousy and gross. But then in the background, he's still connected to the placenta. It's still in her. She was way too eager. I'm like, yeah, you really bit the bullet with that one. We've been asking, what did you accidentally share, whether it was to Instagram or to the family group chat, that you absolutely should not have?

You should have taken it to the grave. And the reason for this is because, so Made in Chelsea star Jamie Lang, his wife accidentally shared a penis pic. A penis pic. The reflection was there in the window and she posted it to Instagram and, well, they have millions of followers. So now millions of people know what his manhood looks like. This is not what we're talking about, but I do wonder if it was unintentional.

I always wonder if there's more to it. Good publicity stunt. I think so too. But we did actually have a call a little while ago from someone whose father unfortunately shared something in the family chat, but under very unusual circumstances. Have a listen to this. Alrighty.

Well, my dad sent a dick pic to the family chat group when my grandma was dying. Who was it meant for? His partner was away and he was like, I'm going to put a piece of her lacy underwear on and send her a dick pic. Sorry. He put her in a laundry room.

Sorry, Paige. Back it up. Your dad put his partner's underwear on and sent that into the farewell Nana group chat. No. This was like a few years ago and grandma didn't even die. It gave her the will to live. She came back.

She came back from the brink. Oh, my God. It's got to be one of the funniest calls we've ever had. I loved it. Guys, we've had so many calls about this today. Honestly, this is my favourite segment. Lauren, we've got Lauren on the phone. What happened?

What did you accidentally share? Sorry, I was stalking a Tinder date on Facebook, as you do, and the next minute I got a screenshot from my sister saying, did I mean to share a photo of him and his mum on my own Facebook profile. So was he friends with you? Is there any way he could have seen that or no? From memory, I think we were friends at that time. That's so funny.

Hey, Lauren, if it makes you feel any better, a long time ago back when the search bar and the update status bar were really close to each other, I accidentally just updated my status with my current boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's name. And I was up there for hours. I think sharing a photo of the guy you like and his mum on your Facebook page is always worse. Thanks, Lauren.

Okay, we've got Eliza on the line. Eliza, what did you accidentally share? I accidentally sent a nude into the work group Snapchat. Oh, no, you absolutely didn't. Who were you trying to send it to? My partner at the time. And could you delete it or did they just all see it? It turned into a bit of a furry.

I thought if I deleted myself from the group, deactivated Snapchat, it would be fine. It didn't work. Everyone saw it and everyone did. And you just removed yourself from the chat. You sent a nude and then Eliza has left the chat. Sorry, what level of nude? You know, there's like one, twos and threes.

Was it like proper full Monty? Or just like a boobie? Not quite the full Monty, but there was a fair bit there. Wow. Did you get a raise or did you get fired? This could go two ways. None of the above, but I became the laughingstock of the business. Oh, do you still work there now?

No, I don't. Okay, thank God. All right. Thanks for the call, Eliza. Oh, I love this. It's the most relatable thing. We've all done it. Do you know, I just, I forgot about this.

It's not as bad, but remember that time when I was dating and I just started talking to a guy and I was in the text thread. So I was like messaging him like, hey, how are you? Like, whatever. Just the first initial days of chatting to someone new. and I left it open and I was on a walk. And as I was walking with my phone, it was obviously just like brushing past my leg or touching it and whatever.

Then I looked back up a couple of minutes later and it had somehow gone into my photos, chose a bikini photo that I had taken and sent a bikini photo to this guy. As if you didn't just send it. I didn't. You were like, fingers crossed. We're literally like, hey, it's nice to meet you. Do you like sunsets?

And I'm like, bam, bikini photo. And I never spoke to him again. I was like, I'm not even going to undo this. I've just sent you a bikini photo as if it was intentional. We'll be right back.