Life Uncut - The Glory Hole That Has the Whole World Talking

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

Hey Lifers!Today is...chaos. We are wrapping up the final live show in Brisbane tonight and they have been so incredible! We first unpack a very viral story that involves some information that you couldn't torture out of us. There is simply no going back from this glory hole experience. We also talk about the new program being funded by the Aus government in an effort to tackle harmful messages of toxic masculinity on social media. Is a project in schools able to contrast the influence of people like Andrew Tate? If you'd like to listen to our episode with Will McMahon on Toxic Masculinity you can here! GET TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW HERE  If you have a question please send it on it to life uncut podcast on Instagram hereJoin us on tiktok Or join the facebook group here Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands were never ceded. We pay our respects to their elders past and present. Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. This episode was recorded on Darug Wollongong land. Hi guys and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura. I'm Brittany. and we are here to tell you a story. Please, please go for it.

Just so you guys know the timings of this, because of the live shows, we kind of had to move our recording schedules around a little bit. So normally we record our Tuesday episode, which is what this is, on the Monday. We keep it fresh. We keep it snappy. It's up to date.

It's relevant. It's what's happening in the world. Unfortunately, we had to record this on Friday. So it's a couple of days early because on Monday and Tuesday, we're going to be in Canberra and then we're going to be in Brisbane doing the very last of the Life Uncut live shows.

Which is sad. Like that's gone really quickly. I know. But also I'm kind of sad that we are not doing this episode off the back of the high of what would have been last night. Can we talk about the woman in the front row on the Gold Coast and the story she told us that she's currently going through with her partner?

I have not recovered. I've not recovered. So it was more just like a general chit-chat and she told us she was having some troubles with her partner. So I ask a question in the live show. which is who here is currently fighting with their partner? Who's currently fighting? Now, we always get fun answers like, you know,

he doesn't pick the kids up, he doesn't really do much. Like it's always like random stuff. Yeah, and every time there's people who put their hands up and sometimes, you know, one girl was like, you know, we have incompatible sex lives because she's had a baby and doesn't want to have sex anymore. Relatable. Now, this woman put her hand up and yelled out that she was currently

fighting with her husband. And the reason will shock you. Well, it's not that shocking. No, it is. But it's the aftermath of the reason that was the most shocking. So he, they're fighting because he went to Bali and got jacked off or sucked off, like basically got a very, very happy ending of sorts whilst they were together.

So he cheated on her, but she knows about it. But it was the gaslighting after when we were like, she just said this out loud, right? She stood up in front of the whole auditorium and she goes, my husband just went and got sucked off in Bali. And we were like, what? She said he got a rub and tug. Let's not make it worse.

I can't remember what's inside. We ejaculated to someone else, right? Yes. And then we were like, oh, my God, like what happened? Did you leave his house? Where are you at? And she said he said the reason he did it was because I go to bed at a different time to him.

So what did she expect to happen? Because we have different sleep schedules. I'm not – I cannot make this up. He blamed him going and getting jacked off by someone else on the fact that they go to bed at different times. And then she said it's – but he didn't even ask me if I wanted to. so she she was still like processing the blend it was actually so i mean i know that there were people in the audience who thought maybe that was a plant that was absolutely not a plant we were as

shocked mortified horrified as what everybody else in there was and i i mean i feel so sorry for her it's such a fucked thing to try and navigate but also on the flip side of that she looked like she was having a great time oh no she was loving it had a great time i don't want anyone to think that this was like a real downer she was just like yeah fuck him and the whole audience was like, yeah, fuck it. It was wild. I really hope. I mean, I know that usually we're like, I hope that you work it out, but no, off the back of that, I was like, I hope that you leave his ass. No, you know, it's, it's one thing to cheat, right. But it's another thing. And I say that like, it's okay. You guys know my stance and I'm not going to repeat it, but that is one thing.

It's a whole nother kettle of fish to then go and blame the woman on why you cheated. Oh yeah. It was a lack of accountability. And I agree with you. I mean, you know, we've had many conversations around cheating and how you can work through it if that's what you blah blah blah but you cannot work through something if there's no acceptance of fault you cannot work through something if somebody is blaming you for their own actions especially yeah it was so bad but you know what look Gold Coast live show was amazing something happened to me just before stepping out on stage and that was the story that was the tall tale I was going to tell you oh what you've forgotten this it has affected me way more than it's affected you okay

I actually is it worse than me not wearing undies with a short dress on no you put undies on so it was fine nothing really happened no so we were standing in the like what do you call it the tea room the tea room backstage and matt's at home with the kids so he didn't come with us to the gold coast show so he stayed home didn't come to that one i'm actually still trying to think what it's called i don't think it's a tea room i think it's the dressing room well they just put some food in there was this is the room that had the tea in it so and the champagne so i get this message from him we're standing at the back it's like elodie's there m kerry's there the whole team we're like five minutes from going on stage and he goes so babe i've just realized why the entire

upstairs smells like shit like human shit of our house that is and then it dawned on me that the night prior lola had done a shit in the middle of the night and i had changed her nappy rolled it up like a burrito and left it sitting on the dressing table in your bedroom no in her bedroom just left it there all day baked in the sun in the warmth of the house no the humidity and the poor humidity hits different than shit and cold like it does like if you poo in antarctica it's not the same as if you pooed in like mexico no frozen logs don't hit the same no anyway so yeah the poor guy he was home with the kids and a shit in the bedroom and now he hates me so he had to clean up yeah but he just hates me now he's like oh like he loves me but he definitely has a bit of a grudge

at the moment. Okay. Well, we're not going to get, let's scoot over that unless you want to talk about it. Is this a therapy session? Would you like to talk about that or? No, we can move on from the shit. Okay. Well, let's talk about glory holes. I want to talk to you about a story going viral. I'm sure you guys have seen it. I don't want to talk about this. We're talking about it. What do you mean? We talked about it like the last two days, nonstop. You were frothing this story i am traumatized by this story okay now this is gone viral on tiktok and it is the tiktok story about the glory hole and i feel like that's all i need to say but maybe you haven't heard the story oh if you haven't you were really missing out let me tell you oh no it is because it's a

discussion that you will have around a campfire with your friends you'll be wanting to nut this out oh don't nut it out you'll be wanting to break this story down and discuss it because it's so insane. And then you get into these deep, like, what would you do if you were in this situation? But there's a girl called Charlotte Walton, who we can't be sure if she's the person that received this voice note or if she's the person that just shared the voice note. So this is the story. To the story, because I'm literally telling everyone it's so horrific. So my friend Amelia, who I was with yesterday, she's got a mate called Ellie, who's in a house share in London. and Ellie shares with like a bunch of girls and one of the girls was telling her she's just been

on a hen do to Amsterdam where the stag and the hen went at the same time I think they're all just like a mixed social group who kind of like knew each other but then the stag went one day in the hen one way and the hens went the other and one of the girls on the hen do got super drunk and went into one of these booths with like a glory hole and so a guy on the other side stuck his dick through so the girl was just drunk and started sucking him off but it was one of these ones apparently where like if like she pushes a button and the guy pushes the button on the other side they can kind of see who's on the other side like it makes it like transparent like a window so they can see and so being drunk she thought it'd be hilarious to push this button just to

see who she'd been sucking off and so she pushes the button and looks up and it's her dad on the other side and apparently like the hen and the stag do all went home early because it was like so traumatic and the girl's falling out with all her family the mum's obviously found out and is like not speaking to the dad like it's broken up the whole family because this girl sucked off her dad through a glory hole what the fuck i can't i don't have it in me literally metaphorically spiritually anything i need therapy please my first initial response is this isn't true i don't know if that's a defense mechanism that i've put up but i'm like this can't be true that's a coping mechanism yes it's got to be the odds of this happening it has to be a made-up story to go

viral like this is my initial response because it's so viscerally disgusting do you know what like let's just say it is true let's go with that let's lean into the story why would you tell anyone never you take that shit to the grave you honestly i mean i couldn't agree more with this statement somebody wrote this information couldn't be tortured out of me you could not ever get me to say this also what is it called when you have to divorce your parents you know when kids divorce their parents I would have to separate from them forever I don't think I could emancipate yourself yes emancipate I don't think I could ever I think I'd have to emancipate even though I'm 36 and um I don't think I could ever emancipate myself because I sucked my dad's dick

yeah sorry what's the reason you have to have a great reason why I suck dad's dick voluntarily is the real issue here okay look honestly the only thing I keep coming back to is that there is nothing that anyone could ever do that would make me admit that that had just happened. I am not leaving that glory hole box and walking out. I reckon you'd tell someone. I'm not walking out to the party and saying, oh, my God, guys, we have to wrap it up because daddy's dick was in the hole.

I'm not doing it. I'm going back to that. I'm going home, but I'm not telling anyone. And I reckon you'd tell someone. Eventually, even if it was one person, like even if it was me, like what do you think I'd do? How do I handle this? You'd tell one person.

what would you say to your dad afterwards you don't you do not ever talk to him again you're emancipated i don't know what you would say to your dad because you're obviously not gonna in all honesty if you have a normal relationship with your dad before that you're not gonna not ever talk to him again right but i don't know how you handle it i think there's got to be some space like you have to have you have to have some time out surely and then some of your questions is the dad married to your mum yeah so did he cheat on your mum with his daughter like oh i know i can't i'm so sorry please stop this is why i think it can't be real but i know that people wish it was real because it's wild but i wish it was not real i wish it was a tall tale

i think it okay i mean regardless if it's a tall tale or not my question is though if you're walking into a room you're really drunk fine i get it people do crazy stuff there's a penis through glory hole you're like whatever whoo i'm on my wild yes year of my life surely her dad's penis would have been an old man's penis right like a 30 years older 35 years older surely she's looking at that going even not knowing it's the dad not knowing who it is recognize it that looks familiar no no but what i mean is is like if someone's gonna stick their penis through a glory hole you'd bloody hope it's a nice one that you're gonna go for if it's like a sad old man penis are you gonna really do it but you don't know how old he was i don't know but i feel like a

penis would indicate age do they not age like every other part of the body no if that is rock hard i don't think it gives away the age maybe flaccid it would give away the age but i reckon when it's through glory hole you can't tell i reckon it's deceptive okay i would love to know that no i let no not with your dad i'd love to know this though if you're like dating someone who's significantly older than you like 20 years there's got to be someone who listened to this podcast who's dating someone who's that much older i think you could just watch porno and have a look Is their penis indicative of their age? Like is it saggier?

Is the skin more sun damaged? I don't know. What's happening? Sun damaged? Who knows? Surely, surely it looks like an old man penis. In which case, not that there's anything wrong maybe. She likes a bit of age play.

But like that would be the first thing that would turn me off. Look, there's a lot of variables in this story that we can't be sure about. We can't be sure about the age. We can't be sure about the why. We can't be sure about if he was married to someone else. if they're ever going to speak about it again. We have to make our own happy ending in this story. I would like to know, do you think there's ever a situation in life

where you would ever contemplate a glory hole? No. How drunk would you have to be? I do not even have to contemplate that sentence. Like you don't even have to finish that sentence and I know that it's a hard, flaccid no. It is a flaccid no. There's nothing.

I'd have to be in a pretty dark place. Yeah, the glory hole. It's dark. It's dark. you wouldn't want the down light on the hard day i'd hold on dick down light doesn't do it i need to be in a dimly lit room no there is nothing and i've tried to think about this over the last couple of days since we've been talking about it there is no circumstance or nothing that would turn me on about a glory hole situation about some random putting his penis through a

hole just seeing a random penis not attached to anything floating in the dark doesn't do it for me no and i appreciate that it doesn't do it for you and it doesn't do it for me either i'd like to establish that before I go in and defend people. No, but I understand why for some people it's the naughtiness that gets them off, right? It's the kink of the unknown. I mean, it has to be a kink. It exists for a reason. And like, obviously at this place that they were at, it wasn't just like a glory hole in a public toilet at the back of a petrol station. It was a glory hole that was created specifically for this purpose. And they must've been at a sex club or something, but they're already kinky fuckers anyway. It makes it sound like for some

reason I picture that moment the reveal happening like the voice you know where they hit the table and they the chair turns around and they see each other for the first time I picture it like they're umming and ahhing if they're gonna drop the in between glass and they hit it and then that realization of they're not a great singer no it's my dad it's the moment when guy Sebastian hit and it was his cousin oh yeah like that wasn't planned to love you guy but come on oh dear okay well yeah look I hope that everybody is equally as traumatized as we are from that I reckon there's probably someone, like you make a good point, we're having a laugh, but obviously these things exist in sex clubs

and for whatever else. I reckon we've got a listener that's done it before or been to this environment or we'd love to hear from you out of curiosity. Okay, I have a question for you. What's the difference between going to a masquerade sex party, for example, where everyone wears masks? There is no difference, right?

You'd know if it was your dad. Even if he's under a pussycat mask, you'd know it's your dad. He could have caddies on. I know it's you, Pops. Papa Tony. This body's looking very different. Stop talking about it. Terry Byrne, is that you?

Oh, my God, I need to stop. This is awful. I know you think there's not a difference, but for me, there's for sure a difference. No, I know that there is, but I do think that there are circumstances as to which this could happen which might make this story true. And if it's not, I'm glad we've talked about it for 15 minutes. I also am about the whole package.

So, like, if you're at a masquerade sex party, you're still seeing the whole vibe. You're getting an energy. You're getting a general look. you're looking at their body you can still see like their mask it's not a paper bag over their head like they're just cute little masks you can still see it but just a dick is just a dick you don't even see the balls i don't think i think it's just a dick i think that that's going to be the title of this episode just a dick yeah just it's just

all right well taking a very serious pivot after that absolute fucking debacle there was something that has been released recently that we thought was very interesting and also very important and we wanted to have a little chat about it. I don't know if you guys saw this, but basically the federal government has come out saying that they are launching a three-year project, which is aimed at addressing toxic masculinity across social media. Now they're throwing $3.5 million at this program. And the purpose of this is, is to standardize conversations around toxic masculinity, to address it with children as young as the age of five, to start to remodel and shape what some positive influences of masculinity look like. Also in the same way that we spoke about consent in

school, it's to ensure that kids are receiving at least some sort of standardization of these conversations across the board. And that's going to happen in different programs within schools and also within sporting networks, which I think is really cool because I think traditionally, especially with some sports like football, there has been this thread of toxic masculinity that has permeated throughout it over the years. Yeah. It's called the Healthy Masculinities Trial Project. And I think it's amazing. And I know we've spoken a lot about this in the past that toxic masculinity does start in families and the people that you're in direct contact with. So if it's your dad or your older brother, when you're growing up, it's a learned trait. If

that's what you're growing up with, when you're impressionable, I don't want to say that is how you're going to go into the world because that's not accurate, but obviously that's a big influence on who you're going to become and your views and your thoughts. But we live in a different world now where of course that is still happening in families and behind closed doors, but we live in a different world now with social media. And unfortunately we have people like Andrew Tate, who I would be surprised if there are people that haven't heard Andrew Tate's name thrown around. Maybe you don't know the extent of who he is and his beliefs and what he does and how troublesome he is. But Andrew Tate is a self-proclaimed misogynist. And I know it's a really strange

thing to say that you can lump one thing as big as this, as big as toxic masculinity online on one person. But Andrew Tate has become the figurehead for this. And the reason I say this is videos of him on TikTok and online have been viewed more than 11.6 billion times. He has been Googled more than Donald Trump or Kim Kardashian. So these are some of the biggest people in the world. Some of his views are that women belong in the house. Women shouldn't drive. Women shouldn't have rights. If a woman is sexually assaulted or raped, that basically falls on her. He has just been charged in Romania for human trafficking, sexual assault, organized crime, the list goes on. So that is something that's happening for him right now on the other

side of the world. He's been under house arrest. I genuinely think he is one of the most problematic people on the internet. And I will hands down say the reason young men now are leaning into more toxic masculinity traits is because of this person, Andrew Tate. Well, something you said, which I didn't and wasn't aware of. And I found this so interesting. And I think a lot of people would have heard that he was arrested. There was all this stuff going on in Romania, the trafficking. I think for a lot of us, when we saw that going down online, we thought, oh, that'll be the end of him. Like, oh, he's going to be arrested for this. Thank God he's going to have to, you know, be held accountable for his problematic views. And it will kind of end there. Now I've not thought

much about it since, to be perfectly honest. At the time he was de-platformed across all social media accounts. So his Instagram was taken away. His TikTok was taken away. And it kind of felt like at the time that that would be the end of Andrew Tate. Like, how is he going to get his messaging out if he's been deplatformed. Now X, which is Elon Musk, Twitter has very different rules in how they operate aside from Meta. Meta is obviously the overarching company that owns Instagram and Facebook, but X is independent and they herald this idea of free speech. So it's quite hard to get, it's quite hard to get fucking canceled on X. When his account was reinstated, it grew to 6 million almost overnight, which just shows how much influence he has over such a huge

population of people. Now that account is sitting at 8 million. So when you look at this idea that he has Googled more than someone like Kim Kardashian, we know the ongoing influence that Kim Kardashian has across so many different subcultures and pop culture and the influence it has on young people. I guess it's like understanding that if somebody like Andrew Tate is having that much airtime, what is that ongoing impact that it's having on young children and young boys? Andrew Tate is not the only person who contributes to this narrative. There are many men across online and social media who have problematic misogynistic views, but there was some interesting research that was done. And I think some really alarming statistics of this is that the Department

of Social Services reported 25% of teenage boys are influenced by social media personalities who spread harmful gender stereotypes, encourage toxic masculinity and condone violence against women and then there was another survey that was done in 2023 which was January this year and that found that one third of teenage boys are inspired by Andrew Tate which when you think about the influence that has it is so alarming and I guess traditionally when we've talked about toxic masculinity we've always talked about it from coming from the home we've talked about it as being something that is groomed and created in men from a young age but I guess now and the way that social media works is not only is it coming from the home, it is also platformed across such

a public media. And so I think that this is the first step in trying to combat that. Is it going to be enough? Probably not, to be honest. Ultimately with these sorts of initiatives, what it says and whether it has a huge impact moving into the future or not, what it says is that at least the government recognises that it is a very big problem. And instead of this idea of toxic masculinity being this arbitrary concept that we speak about. And we're like, you know, boys can't cry and they're not allowed to have emotions. And then that means that they have all this pent up anger. It shows that it actually runs far deeper than that and has real life consequences for the safety of women. And I think it's a very powerful message that the government

is acknowledging that. And all of this is in a bid to fight domestic violence. All of this is in a bid to make women safer. And I think if we can get in there and have these conversations with boys far younger, from five years old, maybe that's what will intercept these sorts of messaging that they're going to receive when they're 13, 14, 15, 16, and they're using social media. I think the big question though here is, do you think, Britt, that a program like this is robust enough or has enough influence to actually make an impact on children when they're going up against these absolutely monolithic social media profiles? Yeah, I do. The Andrew Tate's of the world are always going to be there they are never going to not exist but knowledge

is power and teaching these young boys the way of the world now and how to respect women and what is right and what is wrong gives them the knowledge that when they come up against somebody like Andrew Tate or they're seeing his teachings they can call bullshit on it but if they aren't taught that and they don't learn that from a young age they've got nothing to compare it to and I know that sounds like that's a very base level right like saying that they've got nothing to compare to they should know respect but we go to school for a reason and we don't know what these kids are being taught at home so I think if there is something that is across the nation every school it's in the curriculum it's wild that we even have to have the conversation that this respect

of women needs to be in the curriculum like it's crazy that we're even having that conversation I think it's a really hard one because as the years progress and as we become more conscious of you know the ways in which education is failing people and I don't mean the education system but Like when we talk about concepts like consent, when we talk about things like toxic masculinity, none of that is taught in schools. Even when you talk about narcissism and like how to navigate emotional relationships and romantic relationships, like none of that is taught in school. It's all life teachings that we acquire through our peers, through our family members, through

our parents. I do sometimes question that there is so much pressure on the education system to do everything, to provide everything for children. and you know there comes a point where there's only so much that can be done in those eight hours of being in school and if a child is being brought up in a household that has very problematic views I think it is really challenging to break that cycle it's amazing that these initiatives exist and it's amazing now that there is going to be some standardization to the conversations that are happening to try and combat that but I do think it puts such a huge expectation on

the education system to do everything and to be everything for every child yeah i agree but what's the alternative we don't know what they're being taught at home and the only way to break a pattern is with the next generation which is why i think it's so great that they're starting at five years old yeah because at five is when you're starting to learn things at home so if you're simultaneously learning something with your peers and you're seeing inspirational people athletes public figures on board with this program which is what the whole point is you're able to form your own ideas and you can go against the grain i would rather my kid go to school and learn about how to treat women and toxic masculinity and healthy masculinity than trigonometry any day of the

fucking week like i will tell them scrap trigonometry and teach them the way of the world and also teach them how to do their tax because like like come on if you do want to have a listen to more about toxic masculinity we actually did an episode on this last year with will mcmahon from Will and Woody, who he speaks so vulnerably about his experiences growing up, being very exposed to toxic masculinity, his shame around how he viewed masculinity, how he viewed this bravado and how it affected him. He also talked about the negative impacts that it's had on him in terms of experiencing depression. It's a really fucking amazing chat. That is episode 61 from season three. And you can go back. We'll link it all in the show notes for you as well.

now guys we did trial something different for a little while we tried to do our second suite on a thursday i just didn't feel right it's not right for me i just feel like we need to bring it back to the tuesday i missed it on a tuesday also it didn't make sense because like we did tuesday wednesday thursday talking to you and then i was like you already know because we've spoken to you every day so now we just decided it was it made more sense to bring our second sweet back to the Tuesday episode mate wow I feel like we haven't okay what's your suck for the week we haven't fucking stopped my suck was that we went away for a couple days for live show and it had rained in Sydney like at home quite heavily apparently I don't know where that sporadic rain

came from but when I came back this is such a stupid thing but all the leaves in my yard because I need a gardener if anyone knows a gardener let me know everything had gone over the drain oh my god it fucking floods and it floods it floods it floods and i had like a towel out there and delilah's dog bed was there now it all stinks it was like i had to deal with a flood at home it actually is so like it's this tiled courtyard area and it's got one single drain which makes no sense because there's a massive tree so there's so much leaf litter in the backyard the drain's not even on the right angle for the flood water to run to it i have to sweep it up uphill to get to the drain it is the worst design flaw it was the one thing like we lived in that apartment

during la nina whatever it was called and every day matt was out there with a squeegee brush trying to like get the water i can't believe i'm so sorry that sucks it really sucks you have to push the water uphill to get out the drain i'm like right that would have been devastating to come home to it well i was very upset so my suite my suite is like a couple of things or people in one when we were at the airport we left the gold coast show we ran into quite a few people that came up to us in the airport they were also flying out they're like oh my god i came to the show last night and when we got talking a bit deeper so many people had literally alone flown from other cities all over australia to the gold coast to see the show because for whatever reason they

couldn't have made one of the other cities and the number of people that were there by themselves that flew in and then came up to say hello and thank you. It really was my sweet of the week. I just can't believe that you guys would go to that much effort and it's very humbling but it also makes me feel really okay with how hectic our schedule is right now because I'm like I love that it's actually making a difference. Well, I mean on that, we had people that flew into the Gold Coast show

from Cairns, from Sydney, from Melbourne, from Adelaide. I think that that was the show that had the most random or not, like people flying in from all random places. which was amazing. My suck for the week is that I woke up this morning and I went downstairs. Now Buster, he hates the rain. He hates it so much. When it's raining, he doesn't want to go outside and do a poo, right? He'll hold onto that poo. He will not poo when it rains. Unfortunately for me, that meant he did not do a poo yesterday. He did a shit in my hallway. He has not done that in eight years.

Buster pooed inside? He did a poo in the – the poor thing must have been dying to go to the toilet. Well, go outside, though. No, he can't. The doors are locked at night time. It was the middle of the night. So the middle of the night he'd woken up and was like,

I thought he meant he made the choice. He looked outside and he was like, no, he would never. He would never. He is such an angel. Maybe he would. And I walked downstairs and Matt goes, babe, there is a shit in the hallway. And after what happened with the nappy,

I think he thought maybe I'd done that one as well. How do you know it wasn't Lola that just took a dump in the hallway she's done some pretty big poops. No, it was definitely Buster. Anyway, the poor bastard. Yeah. He did a poo in the hallway. And the thing is like Buster's a rescue dog. And every so often he has these moments where it makes me question what his life was before he came to us. So we walked downstairs, didn't even say anything. I was like, oh, that's a shame. But obviously we're not going to get annoyed at him because he never, he never does it. And he couldn't get out. Like, you know, it was not even a deal. So I went down and cleaned it up and I went over to be like,

Hey bubby, like, I'm so sorry. You couldn't get out. Like that must've been awful. He was sitting in his bed shaking shaking petrified because he thought he's gonna get in trouble because he was so scared he was gonna get in trouble and he never gets in trouble so i'm like why would you think that that's gonna be my reaction like and he just sat there and shook anyway it was i felt so sorry i was like my poor little angel baby and so instead you praised him now he's gonna shit you do a little shit in the hallway he's like they're not little they are literally the size of a human and then my sweet for the week is very much the live shows like i mean without a doubt Britt. I echo everything you just said. Meeting all of you guys has been the most humbling,

beautiful experience. Also seeing that you posting in the Facebook group that you guys are going out for your solo dinners prior to the show, like all the people who have rocked up by themselves are doing like life on cut meetups. It is amazing. Now, if you are not part of the Facebook group, go and join. But if you came, we just want to say the biggest thank you. We've had honestly the month of our fucking lives. It's been so amazing. It's been such a privilege meeting you all. It's been the biggest reminder as to why we started this podcast and why we love making these episodes so much. And also I think it's been this really beautiful reminder of female friendship. So many of you have come with your girlfriends. So many of you have made friends

at the Life Uncut live shows. And that has been not just the highlight of my week, but the highlight of my month. And let's not exclude the men because we've had a lot of men coming to. A lot of men, mostly it's been women dragging their husbands along, but every so often there's a, you know, There's two guys sitting there and I'm like, where'd you come from? Corn boy. Don't forget corn boy. Lest we forget. We love you.

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