Life Uncut - Who is surviving the apocalypse? The best of The Pick Up

Episode Date: November 26, 2023

It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their elders, past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today. This episode is recorded on Gadigal land of the Aurora Nation. Hi guys and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura. I'm Brittany. I'm Mitch. Hi Mitch.

Hello. Hi Laura. How are you? I'm really good. Hi Britt. Hi guys. How are we all? This is The Pick Up. This is where we package up the best of our radio show

and give it to you in one nice little spot on a Sunday. A spicy little morsel. Yeah, it's like where we definitely do the best of. Like we shave it off. Yeah. I mean, if you listen to it live, it's not all the bits. But anyway, okay, so on the radio show this week, I told a story which may disgust you and may also make you think less of Matt,

and that's okay. I'm fine with it. I've told him that I was talking about it. Yeah, it's problematic. Yeah. So he has decided that we should take a new technique with disciplining our children, right, that whatever they do we should do to them.

And now I don't mean everything because, like, you know, sometimes kids hit and they behave badly, but, like, the small stuff. If they do things that we don't like, then we should show them that it's not a very nice thing to experience by doing it back to them. Did he learn this on a podcast or a book or something? No, I don't think Matt has ever read a parenting book, considering he does a very good job, but kind of like monkey see,

monkey do, right? So if they do it, then, oh, no, I don't think that is, eye for an eye maybe is probably a better saying, to be honest. You just pulled out any saying. It's kind of like when the pot pulls the kettle black. The apple never falls far from the tree. But let me tell you, actually, that saying does relate in this instance. I hate myself so much right now because I couldn't even think

of a saying in my head. I wanted to join in that banter and I couldn't. I could see that. I was, like, thinking of sayings and I was like, I don't have the energy. Do you have another one? Britt's eyes just blazed over and she was like, right up a pipe in the drain pipe.

Oh, flat out like a lizard drinking. Damn it, Mitch, you stole it. All right, okay. So basically what happened in our household is that Matt farted on Marley and I'll explain the details surrounding that. She was very upset. So disgusting. I'm all for it.

It's funny. I like that family stuff. You also fart on Laura's children. I would never fart. I'd fart on Marley. Not Laura. She's too young for it. Mine are real potent.

She would not laugh. Marley would be unwell for a week, but she'd pull through. If you farted on me, Mitch, I would chop your hair off. When I lived in your house, I ruined that toilet. Yeah, no. I know you did. You left it in there. It was skitty central.

Mitch just farted on your pillows. It was skitty central, yeah. You know when I stayed at Britt's, she goes, hi, please clean my bed sheets. And I didn't even sleep in her bed. I sat on it once. No, you didn't. You slept in there with a lover.

You had sex in there. Yeah. That's okay. Let's stop bringing up the past. Yeah, good point. Bring on the future. Yeah, let's look forward to the future. I agree.

This week on the show, speaking of my lover, I invited one of many over to my house. You've got one. No, I've got one. My roster is dwindling. My parents haven't met him yet and then they almost did. They almost did butt naked. You've got to hear this.

It's shocking. He's gorgeous butt naked. My dad had got fist-butt me. Oh, please don't talk about fisting and butt butts. Totally. I didn't. I said my dad had fist-butt me. There was no connection to fisting.

He sat naked and then fist, and I heard it in a very short secret. My dad would fist butt me. My dad would fist me in front of him. It's what you thought I said. No, I thought you said your dad would fist him. Him in front of me, and then where's the bumping happening? This is taking a really dark place. Anyway, that's what's on the show.

Not the fisting, but the story. Okay, well, I told you guys. Speaking of fisting. Speaking of fisting, Ben came. Ben, my partner, surprised me, and he came to Australia, which is absolutely beautiful. But it was something I caught him doing while I was here. I caught him doing something in my room that has literally made my year. I have never laughed so hard and I'm going to tell you about it. All right. Well, all of that and, you know, some

other very funny parts coming right up. So Matt, my beautiful partner, he has a new parenting technique, which I don't think I agree with. And now, look, I agree with a lot of the things that he does I think we're very much on the same page when it comes to how we raise our girls but this is something that I don't really and can't get behind so Matt has said recently that if the best way to kind of show a kid that they shouldn't do or behave in the way that they're behaving is to do it back to them so if they're being mean or they're like whatever it is that they're doing but if they're doing something that's mean on repetition doing that behavior back to them shows them that it's not nice because the kids will then experience it themselves and

then they'll you know consider maybe they shouldn't or they should kind of you know change their behavior yeah like their taste of your own medicine yeah the old how does that feel not nice is it yeah exactly right so this played out recently in our household um molly may was sitting molly may's four she was sitting on matt's lap and they were like playing a game and then she farted on him and then started laughing and ran away and now look i i mean it's disgusting she shouldn't fart on her dad she thought it was very funny like she intentionally did like oh yeah yeah like she'd stored it up and then it was like no no not even remotely she like aimed and fired straight at her dad half an hour passes and marley and i are having a cuddle on the

couch and matt walks over and he farted on our four-year-old oh no can you paint the picture did he squat did he like put his butt where was it he just walked past he walked very close to her and he farted on her leg and was it a loud one like yep and then he ran away laughing and she started crying and now look oh i would cry too she cried she cried from the stench i'm not laughing i don't think this is funny okay i think it's terrible because you're in the you're in fire yes he's disgusting he's a disgusting grown man and he farted on our child and i'm sure someone's gonna be like that's not fair you can't do that to children somebody save them but look on one hand yes i think it was a very effective way of teaching her that it's not nice to fart on people

But on the other hand, I don't think that this can be the benchmark for how we parent our children. I'm not opposed to, like, teaching a kid, like, you know, it doesn't feel nice, does it? Like, if they pull someone's hair, give them a little tug. It doesn't hurt. Like, I'm not opposed to that. But the thing I find funny here, Laura, is your opinion on this, right?

So you're really against Matt coming and farting and you're like, you can't do that. It's disgusting. You can't fart on a four-year-old. Mitch, do you remember on the show Laura talking about what she thinks about farts. It's flooding back to me. Yeah.

I can smell the hypocrisy. Yeah. Or did you just let one out? Probably both. A couple of weeks ago. Is this hypocrisy or is Fluffy off the chain? No, no. A couple of weeks on the show ago, Laura, you said this.

Don't fart on them because I know you and Maddie, before you even say anything, you and your husband, Maddie J, Laura, you are farting machines. They walk around the house. It's a game. Who can fart? And they have tallies. They fart on each other.

We don't fart on each other. He farts on me. What did you just tell me? Okay, I don't fart on him. He backed up into you? Sometimes he will, like, reverse into me and pretend like, because he does this as, like, a nice affectionate thing as well. He gets my arms and he wraps my arms around him.

We'll have a cuddle. But every so often he'll do it and he'll actually just fart in my lap because he's revolting. It's disgusting. So what do you think the kids are going to do if they see their parents thinking it's funny to fart on each other? I think they were setting a very bad example. But I stand by this.

Farts are funny. They are funny. It is funny. Wrong impression. But you should not do it on your child, okay? This is just opening up a can of worms that I don't think we need in our household. It's just teaching me so much about parenting.

You just flip-flop based on what's funny. You just pick and choose. You're like, this is how you should behave except for if it's funny and then that's fine. Okay, at the end of the day, Matt needs to stop farting on his kids. Matt needs to stop farting on everyone. I completely agree. Okay, and if you're listening to this and you come from child services,

the kids are, I swear, they're fine. I reckon I am in for a pretty good Christmas. And the reason I say that is I'm a big believer in karma. and yesterday I just did like the deed of all deeds. So I was just walking in my suburb down towards the beach yesterday and as I was walking I had Delilah, my dog, and she stopped to do a poop, which she does, out the front of someone's house. And as she pooped, and this is the only reason I saw it,

as she pooped I saw like there was like a driveway and then there were these two big beautiful like columns, like posts out the front of the driveway and there was someone had obviously dropped their wallet and it was on the post. So, like, someone had dropped their wallet and some other Samaritans obviously picked it up and put it on the post.

Yeah. Right, okay. So, it's just sitting there. Yeah, beautiful leather wallet. So, I opened it up and it had, unfortunately, no cash. But, jokes. But it had a license from Byron Bay. And I was like, oh, someone's obviously here traveling.

It was, like, a young-looking guy. It's like someone's lost it. Like, the worst, when you drop a wallet on a night out or any time, like, your whole life is ruined because everything's linked to it. that you have to cancel cards. Totally, especially when you're not local and you can't just go and pop it in their letterbox.

Exactly, because I was like, I'll drop it off to them, Byron Bay. So I was like, oh. So anyway, I thought, you know what? Let's test the power of social media. So I took a photo of his license and I obviously blocked out all the crucial information, like the address and the date of birth and license number. But I had his photo and his name

because I had tried to find him on Instagram and it wouldn't come up. Like I just typed his name in. So I was like, hey guys, what are the odds? Who knows who this is? So if you know him, tell him to contact me. If you've seen him, let me know, blah, blah, blah, blah. I saw this.

I was like, good on you, Brit. Yeah. I mean, once again, good Samaritan. Yeah. It happened so quickly. I cannot tell you how many people somehow knew who this was, like connections, connections. What'd they say?

It's my mate. This is my mate. I know him. He's a friend of my friend. Like it was like one of those crime scenes with all the string that goes to the name. So were people just like messaging you in your DM saying, this is the person and then tagging him so that you could find his profile?

Yes. But then I got a message from him and it was like, hey, so many people have forwarded me this thank like i cannot thank you enough for this i'm on the phone to the police like this is a nightmare like it was such a disaster and i was like so chuffed i was like yeah it's like i'm so stoked most people would steal and i was like well you didn't have any cash but um so i ended up getting his number and i i was like tell me where you live and i dropped it back to him nice so i feel like and he was like i can't thank you enough like i've been having a really bad time lately and this was really going to ruin my day so i yeah so i i did

a great thing don't want to brag but b um the power of social media is amazing i mean you only ever hear the the negative stories from social media i feel like this is a rare case where it's used for good but they they exist don't they well um we have tracked him down his name is jack what do you mean we found him through the power of social media actually against you no we knew about this story brit you shared it all on socials but then also jack messaged us there's actually a little bit more to the story joins us now Jack, welcome to The Pickup, mate. Hello.

What's your side of the story? Hang on. Is this the real Jack or an actor? No, it's the real Jack. It's the real Jack. Hi, Jack. Jackie Jack from Byron Bay. Hi.

Hi, guys. Thank you. I get a message from a friend from Newcastle who I haven't talked to in years, and he said, oh, is this you? This is your wallet. Have you lost your wallet? And then I get a photo of Britt's story, and it's my wallet with my license and a photo of myself when I was 18.

my ID and I'm like yes I was so happy to find it like I was so thankful um she gave it to me but what she didn't tell you is that it was actually on my driveway like uh five meters from my door from my front door so if I'd retraced my steps I probably would have found it I mean you definitely would have found it I'm also guessing it was like down the driveway Jack you're so ungrateful I can't believe you just outed me after returning your wallet but i guess the thing is i didn't have to return it but i did yeah you're a good person thank you i'm glad that you opened it fleeced it for any cash that was in there jack wouldn't remember anyway it's so funny i did say to jack and i was like just a

heads up like before i got there there was nothing in it i didn't know i didn't mean to take it from his house it was only when i returned it i've done it before with a dog i took a dog from someone's lawn once thinking i was saving it and when i returned it i was like oh my god that's enough out of you, Mother Teresa. You took it out of their backyard from a lock gate and you were like, I don't know how it got here. I took it from their kennel. Ladies, I haven't told you this story yet,

but I spoke about Brad, the guy that I'm seeing. Brad. Brad's a fake name, just so you know. Brad Asterix. I'd never date an actual Brad, but I'm dating a guy. It's nice. It's been a couple of months. It's like situationship vibes.

And the crux of the issue of this relationship is that Brad hasn't met my family yet because I don't want to bring someone home at the moment. You're not ready for the next day. You're not exclusive. So, like, you don't want to introduce him to your parents and then have to, you know, makes it a bit more serious. Totally.

And it's heading that way. It's nice, but I don't want to do it yet. Does Brad know you're not exclusive? He does now. That's what I was thinking. Anyway, so Brad came over after work the other day. My sister was home, right? And my sister was upstairs.

The way where I live, it's a downstairs side entrance to the house. So Brad can come and go. Doesn't have to see the family. So it was kind of perfect. And they don't even know he's there. Exactly. He doesn't know Brad was over. So I said, come on, go after work.

He arrived. I said, hi. He goes, hey, I'd kill for a shower. I've just had a shift. I'm like, no worries. Use a downstairs shower. I thought you were going to say, I've just had a shift. That's what I thought you were about to say.

Like a poo. I thought you said, hey, I've just had a poo. Can I need a shower? It's really what I thought. That's why we're not exclusive. It's disgusting. He goes, I've had a shift. I go, go have a shower.

And I share this downstairs area with my sister, Rachel. So Rachel's upstairs watching TV. He goes in the shower. water comes on, I can hear it, the door closes. One of those bathrooms where the shower is separate to the basin, they're in different rooms. Yeah. So as I'm there, I go to get him a towel and I put it on my bed.

I go, he'll message me when he's done. I hear Rachel, my sister, come downstairs because it's night time. He's come over at night. Rachel, my sister, has decided it's time to do her skincare routine, which is right outside the shower that Brad is currently in. So does she currently think that it's you in the shower? Yeah, because I'm in my bedroom. And Brad texts me and goes, who's outside?

Is that you outside? I go, no, it's not me outside. It's Rachel. Just give it two seconds. She'll do what she needs to do. She'll run back upstairs. No, Rachel is 24. She's a TikTok girl.

She's in there goo-assuring with a jade roller. It's called gua-schwa. Yeah, she's gua-schwaring. She puts her four different serums on. She decides to do a hair mask. It's time for Omni-Lux. She's got a 15-minute treatment in there. She's doing like a face massage.

She's doing everything. Brad messages me. He's like, hey, it's been like five minutes. Can I come out? I'm like, no, she's still in there. Just give it a couple more minutes. She's only up to step two. Yeah, exactly.

Then she decides she needs to do an LED face mask. Oh, and you can't even go and say to her that she needs to hurry up because then she'll know that he's in the shower. She thinks it's me in there. It's a boy. Yes, I can't run out. What does she think you're doing in there? Problem is Brad also didn't have a towel.

So poor Brad is in there shivering. Then I get a text and he goes, hey, the heat lamp doesn't work. So he's in there at 10.30 at night, shivering his body. He doesn't have a towel. He's dripping wet over and above. He's not even a doctor, Carly. Why don't you just get back in the shower? Just turn it back on, stay in there, hot water.

Absolutely not use my water. How dare he? That would end it right there and then. Also, yeah, Michelle Turu would be downstairs yelling, get out of the shower, bitch. Totally. Then I hear Rachel start the blow dryer up. So the blow dryer's on, 100%, yeah.

So is he still in the shower now? He's still in the shower. He hasn't left. After 35 minutes, Rachel ran upstairs and I had to get him one of those like alfoil blankets after a car crash and just hold him for an hour. Mitch, you are a horrible fake situationship boyfriend. That is horrible. You cannot leave your partner shivering to death in the shower alone

because you don't want to say to your sister, hey, my guy I'm seeing is in the shower. It's out of respect. We haven't had that conversation yet. Wait, respect for who? For you. My personal respect. Yeah, it's personal respect for myself.

You have to tell your family. You live at home, so it doesn't mean it's going to the next step and it's official, but you can't just keep smuggling someone in in your duffel bag and then leave them in the shower. Also, how would your parents feel if they knew that you were sneaking him in? Because they don't know that this is happening. I mean, they might now, but how would they feel if on a Thursday night there's actually a boy downstairs and they had no idea?

The thing is, it wouldn't be a problem with the family. They love all that, but they would want to go and talk to him and have a bottle of wine with him. It'd be a connection straight away. So that's why I don't want to do it. You don't want to connect four yet. No. Well, we've been connecting four.

Yeah. But yeah. Yeah. Connecting four. He's been passing go. Yeah. I understand. Uno refers.

I feel like you need to start playing the away game. Okay. Go and stay at his house. I can't. He lives with his parents too. You may have seen this. It's breaking news around the world. Stats have been released out of the US.

A third of Americans have revealed that they believe they would be the sole survivor in the apocalypse. No. Yeah. A third is, that is pretty high statistics. No, but the thing is, everyone thinks that they could do it. Totally. But the reality is most of us can't.

Well, 34% of Americans, I believe it's a God complex. Americans think that they are the underdog is what they said. The word underdog was used by 54% of participants in this study. That's a lot of people considering there's only one that's going to survive. 100%. They're all idiots. They're all going to die. Why can't there be like a small little community, like a third?

It's just one person and 34% believe they are going to be that one person survived. Okay, well, firstly, that's dumb because you need two people so you can procreate and start the world again. Well, here's the thing. I continued reading in this article, 90% believed they needed to create their ideal survival team, which is a team of people that they band together with in the apocalypse to live.

Number one most chosen person to be in the survival team is Dwayne The Rock Johnson. 43% of people chose The Rock. Yeah, it makes sense. It makes sense. I think he's too heavily leaning one way in terms of I think you need a bit of everything and I think he can't run that fast

because he's got too much weight behind him. He's thick, yeah, and he has no protein, so he'd wither away to just be the pebble. You know who I'd want? Maybe like MacGyver. I know he's a fictional character. He was number five on the list. It's true, it's true.

I know who I want. Oh my God, he was. I want Bear Grylls. That's who I want. I agree. What I've done is if we're in the apocalypse, we'd be in Australia. So I'm compiling my top three list.

Richard Wilkins would be number one just because he's always around. You can't get rid of it. You can't get rid of it. Man. So you'd be number one. Number two, Dr. Carl, for science purposes. I've got one spot left in my survival team.

Oh, take me. Britt and Laura. Okay, out of you two, who do you think would survive the apocalypse longer? Who do you think would survive? I know my answer. I am the third percent. What are the third percent?

Oh, there it is. She can't even remember. I'm the one in three. I'm the one in three. It's not one in three. I'm the third. I'm going to survive. Yes.

I think you've got your answer. You're not helping your case here, mate. Me, okay? It's me. I've come up with some apocalypse-themed questions. Answer them to the best of your ability. This will determine if you're going to be with me, Richard, and Dr. Carl. Okay.

Okay. Question number one. Do either of you have any resourcing or scavenging skills? Absolutely. Yes, I have heaps. I am a mother, so I constantly do scavenger hunts every Easter. Scavenger hunt. Oh, that's pretty good.

Halloween, there was a scavenger hunt. I'm all about that. Maybe you need to be laser-moving. Wait, so you think to keep me entertained, You need to hide my meals. I may have a chance to hide Dr. Carl. I'm going to string him up in this tree. Today, Dr. Carl's foot is somewhere in this bush.

Go find it. Next question. I'll have an answer. No, but I believe you. I believe you. I'm better. I think it's established I'm better at that one. I think he doesn't even need my answer.

I think he knows. Laura's wide in that department. Next. Are you kidding me? No, you've got the next one. Relax. I've got that one. Do you have any medical skills?

I've got everything. I'm so skilled. What are your medical skills, Britt? 13 years in an emergency department working all around the world. I've resuscitated people. That's valuable. I've sewn up my sister's wound in her head in the Amazon jungle. I have done it all.

Wow, that's pretty good. Britt, look, I know you feel very protective over this because you have studied, but I've done the CPR course for around the pool. I've got health and safety. Yeah, because when the zombies are chasing us, we're going to want to sit by a pool and have a little pina colada.

Oh, my God. Okay, Laura, you're doing really well. Question three, what would your weapon of choice be, Britt and Laura, to defend yourself and defend me? Ooh. It's so stupid. Brittney? A stick.

Okay, good. My weapon of choice would actually be myself because it's highly likely that you are not going to have objects at your disposal. You need someone that knows how to use whatever they can find and their own skills, and that is me. Quote, unquote, all I'm hearing now is Brit's like, I'm a weapon.

That's what I'm hearing in my head. Go back to the pool, Laura. Final pitch. Final pitch. Go back to the pool. Final pitch. Why would you survive in the apocalypse, Brit, over Laura? I would survive over Laura because I am physically stronger.

I am faster. I have the medical skills. I have survived off the jungle in the Amazon jungle. I have travelled the world. I have a black belt in Taekwondo, so martial arts trained. Wow. All right. I feel like I'd do pretty good because I'm a mum

and I already keep two kids alive. So if I can keep them alive, I reckon I could keep myself and I could keep you and Dr Karl alive too. I'm choosing Laura. Sorry. I'm choosing you, Laura. And I'm really good with human feces and stuff because I clean them up a lot.

Rest in peace, both of you suckers, because you're going to last about 20 seconds. To be fair, Britt, I think that that was a very uneven fight. I'm pathetic and I should not be. I'll be the first out in an apocalypse. I'm okay with that. You would be our saviour because as we're running, you would trip over and they would eat you along the way.

There's nothing to live for. It's an apocalypse. Who wants to be alive anyway? Mitch and I are procreating. We'll start the world again. Such a dumb hypothetical. I have sleep apnea. I'd be dead night one.

What am I going to plug that machine into? So it's just me and Dr. Carl. I'd be dead. Guys, I got the surprise of my lifetime. I was going about my business, my fertility business, because I was doing my egg freezing and I was at the depths of my despair. I had two weeks of hormones built up in me. and Ben, my partner, all the way from Scotland,

decided to surprise me in Australia. Yay! He turned up in a kilt with haggis. Did he just come for the weekend? Like he flew in from Scotland for the weekend? Yeah, well, he came for three days, which it's a long way to come. It's 24 hours. We haven't seen each other in months

and I was about to go through the fertility procedure so he wanted, I mean, bless his soul, he wanted to be here because last time it didn't go well. You know, last time was a bit of a disaster for us. That's a good guy. That is almost 24 hours in the air times two. He was almost in the air as long as he was here. Absolutely, he was.

But it's what happened when he was here that was so funny. And this trip was only his third time in Australia. So I have been there six, seven times, and he's only been able to make it twice before now. And as you guys know, he's absolutely petrified of the Australian wildlife. Oh, yeah, the last time he was here, he was scared of the snakes and everything. Well, to be fair, we brought a giant python in and put it over his. He was a very good sport, but he was scared.

But like every foreigner, I think you have this idea of what Australia is, right? Like you have an idea that crocodiles are walking down the street, the main street, and a funnel web will drop onto your face when you're sleeping. We really perpetuate that whole thing. We make it big. But we never see it, right? Like as Australians that live here, generally speaking, in the cities, like of course far North Queensland, but like we don't see these killer animals.

No. Anyway, I walked in on him in my bedroom and I saw what he was doing and I popped my head back and I was like, I need to film this because it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Have a listen. What are you doing over here, MacGyver? Making sure you don't have any more huntsman's. And you don't have proper tape.

What is this consumption? Nearly there. Like a beaver building is damn nearly there. woman wondering why she has huntsman's when there's a two-inch gap baby next to my head where i sleep as this is my side of the bed this is like fort knox glad wrap edition i think that's enough tape the spider's knocking you can never be too careful with this so i walked in on him and there was this tiny little hole in my fly screen outside like who cares it's been there forever like i don't care it doesn't bother me he had clocked that it was

above his head and he had imagined that this was just a thoroughfare for like killing all the insects no for spiders so he got glad wrapped from the kitchen he got glad wrapped from the kitchen door and then he got just like tape that you would wrap a present with like really thin tape that you would not use to build a fort knox and he started to tape up my entire window has been glad wrapped he glad wrapped the window to make sure that these spies couldn't get in this is so dumb thank you i'm glad you said that you said that not me anyway i had this big i was like bless his soul let him you know protect me protect his woman so that's what he was doing yeah and then i had to have a chat to him i was like just so you know this stuff happens few and far between

like i know that you think being from switzerland and you only have cows with bells on them i know you think that there's all these killer animals and i talked to him for ages to get him comfortable because he walks into a room i'm not exaggerating and he checks it you most people check it for for guns or people hiding under the bed he checks it if there's any little spiders like you know when you walk in in an fbi movie and they're like sussing the room he does it for spiders brit's big brave man so wait for it i finally get him comfortable and get him on board and then we go to the beach for the first time like he steps his foot on the sand the water is crystal clear it's beautiful it's like a bay we walk in he's three feet in screams looks down he has stepped smack

bang in the middle of a giant stingray oh that doesn't happen i cannot make this up i have spent my entire life in the ocean i have never even seen a stingray he stepped on it do you know what this is this is manifestation he did this to himself and he only has himself to blame so now he thinks i'm lying i'm trying to put him in the face of danger now he's gonna walk to the beach with Al Foyle wrapped on his feet. No, he's glad wrapping Stingrays. He took glad bags on his toes.