Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Accidentally Damaging A Subscribers Home, Ken Officiates Fans Wedding, Cj Scared Of AI

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

In today’s episode the boys are dressed up for Halloween (sorry we recorded this before but don't worry everything is new). Ryan is restoring his first car, Ken has the honor of being requested as the Officiant of a fans wedding, Ken walking around blacked out, Shred Eightys Wedding, Crashing drones, hitting 5 million subscribers, damaging a fans house, and Never before seen footage from Ryan's old GoPro, Cjs fear of AI and much more! Enjoy! Sign up for your $1 per month trail at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/zz85607d #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Head to https://www.superpower.com and use code TAKE20 at checkout for $20 off your membership. Live up to your 100-Year potential. #superpowerpod To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ken's getting back into his no-ken-do era. He wants you to officiate the wedding. That's so lit. What are kids getting if they go and knock on Ken's doorstep? A swift. Get off my porch. Ken, all I got to say is you're an awfully big man to be wandering around blacked out. So, Evan, tell us about your Nashville trip.

What do you think overall? Hold on. And we're back. No, we're not. We're not back. We're back. We're back. flipping lights on, turning cams on, mics are on.

Happy Halloween, guys. Happy Halloween, boys. Hey, in honor of Halloween, somebody here has got to be wearing a costume. So, Ken, I got you. Your ketchup costume. His favorite costume. Just me?

Yeah, your favorite costume. This is actually the only one I could find. Oh, we have so many costumes down in Evans' room. Oh, that's where they are. So many. Like, at least enough for all of us to switch three times today. Oh, really? I feel like we almost need costumes.

Should we go get costumes? Yeah, I feel like we get next. Next cut, we're going to be costume. I feel like you should take your pants off, Ryan. You dress up like Cat Williams? I am. I got the height figured out. And we're back.

I feel good. Mike here. Where's Mike? What's he dressing up as? He ran to Fargo. Grab his costumes out of his house. A tortoise? Ben, what did you dress yourself?

A tortoise? Mike's being a turtle. I'm dressed up as Ted from Ted. Ted the bear. Siege? I'm wearing Mike's outfit that he wears once a week. Holy! Are you a tampon?

Are you blunt man? I am good guys, Ken, but chronic. Close enough? Oh, I thought you were a tampon. From the Jay and Silent Bob spin-off, Bluntman, and Chronic. Something about your eyes kind of creep me out in that thing. We seriously cannot talk about anything serious. Well, I didn't say this is a podcast that we get deep on.

Yeah, we all look crazy. So, Siege, you're a train conductor. Yeah, I'm wearing Mike's train conductor outfit. Looking good. I like it. Ken. I am the ketchup from ketchup and mustard. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah.

Nice, yeah, okay. And what are you? I'm the captain of the Vikings 2005 love boat. Wow. Nice. And Evan is a pamp. Purple pamp. Or Cat Williams. Dude, this has got to be the comfiest outfit I've ever put on. I'm sure Mike is saying the exact

opposite. Ben looks like a little kid about to go to bed. I was thinking the same thing. This actually just feels like pajamas. It's probably kind of really crappy material, but it's very comfortable. It fits you well. I'm naked underneath it.

Fits you well. That's nice. Well, Ev, how was, or actually we'll stay on the Halloween subject. Mike, I bet you are the greatest house ever to go to on Halloween. Oh, ever?

Yeah. Money, Mike. What are you handing out, dude? It's giving out $100 bill. $100 bills. Holy crap. King-sized candy bars. Last year we had 3111 kids.

300? So I'd be out 30, 3,000, 1100 bucks. So are you just like giving out, not like the pre-packaged little things? Are you giving out like the bags from Costco of candy, all these kids? Each kid gets a bag. Yeah, what do you do king size bars? No, but now I just like. You should be.

No, I don't. Mike, I'm like, nobody gives king size. I might go trick-or-treating just to see what's going on at the Sandman Residence. I would love to see you. Let's go to Mike's house tonight for, we should go up to. You just see you burn up a quality Friday night traveling all the way to Fargo to go to my house. I get some eggs, some toilet paper. Yes.

We'll do the big kid activities. Smashes pumpkins. Have you guys ever forked someone's yard? No. Fork? Take the plastic silverware and you shove the forks in there, but then it's like a pain in the butt to plastic everywhere. Then you break them off. Yeah.

Oh, you break them off? Have you stub your toes? No, I haven't. I just know it's a thing. Have you ever done the thing where you pour like salt in their yard and then it kills the grass. Might as well use gasoline.

You can do like a thing where you like put a penis in the yard and salt. It thought you did that, Ryan. No, we did it with oil. It doesn't just kill the grass. It also makes it so grass

will never grow there. Tell us the story, Ryan. So why did you oil an innocent person's lawn? Well, if you had asked our group in high school, they were hardly innocent. Okay. But they had it coming.

But yeah, we just, I think we just oiled up. We poop dollar it is front porch and then we then we dumped oil who did the pooping i can't remember you know everybody's it was you if you can't remember no i can't poop on command like that that is something that you remember did they drop the turd on the front porch or did they drop it and then put it on the dollar bill before i believe the dollar bill was used as a transport device for the turd okay yeah that's the standard you got to keep in mind when you're doing poop dollar you don't actually need the turd it just

needs to be swiped in it. No, it'd be funny, Mike. It would be funny if Mike got the flaming bag of shit. Mike got the flaming bag of shit because he wasn't giving out Kings are. They're like, this is money. Mike's people travel from far and wide to go trick or treating at his house.

I'd like to think that I wouldn't fall for that, but I probably would. What are you going to do? You have to stomp it out. I mean, you really don't. You can just let it. Depending on how on fire it is, you could sling it like a malltop cocktail to the neighbors.

Sling it to the neighbors. You sling it, starts the neighbor's house on fire. Like, oh, fuck. Now I'm in. involved. Yeah, Mike said he'd get, what'd you say, 300 people? 300. That's a lot.

Do you think we could, like, maybe if we utilized our social media platforms, we could up those numbers for him? Oh, yeah. Let's put his address out there. Like, 3,000. So is it a competition between you and your neighbors? Like, who has the best treats at their house and then they get the most? No, I mean, there's no way they can compete with like.

Are you guys? The real lives of Mormon households here. Are you guys sharing numbers? Sharing numbers? Like, are you sharing numbers with them? The other neighbor. Your stats? I think you should start giving out, like, iPads and shit, actually.

Now I'm thinking about it. A fucking iPad. Yeah, it's like going to Mr. Beast House. It opens it up. You drops an Xbox. That sounds awful because you'd hand it like, you know how trick-or-treaters are? You'd hand them an iPad. They'd go, can I get two?

What if when they ask trick-or-treat, you're just standing there with your skateboard? You're like, oh, you get a trick, and you just do a kickflip? Dude, never going to Money Mike's house. Ever again, or Evan opens, Evan opens the door. All right, I'm going to hit a kickflip for you. The kid's standing there for like 45 minutes. Evan's just dripping sweat. He's like, I swear.

Don't you get off this doorstep, kid. He said if he didn't land it first try, it'd give me candy, but he's been trying for 45 minutes. He kept saying next one. Just take the treat, kid, get out of here. No, I do got to hit a candy run after this. So maybe for the sake of the podcast, I'll grab some king's eyes and I'll get a video

of me handing out Kings. Oh, you're going to pay a premium for that candy wait until today. We're in this day and age where King's size got to be five bucks at crap. I think they're, yeah. Holy shit. I think three. No, not five dollars. For one big candy bar, it's like two.

Not five. It's probably like three to four, I bet. No, I bet if you get the 12 pack of big candy bars, they're probably two. If you go to Walmart and buy them, like in a pack, you're going to. Yeah, just swing through Costco in the rail. How big is the king size? Maybe I'm thinking of this wrong. 278 for a Hershey's.

$3 for a payday. What about a Rhesus? Like four Rhesus peanut butter cups. $2.75 at Dollar General. For a four, for a four-banger. For a single. What's your guys' favorite candy? Kit Kat.

I'm going Rieces. Cookies and cream, white chocolate, actually. Oh, yeah, you had those. Reeses, peanut butter cups. You did have them at Spenny's until I ate them. Mike bought a cookies and cream, Hershey's bar. We were at Spenny's Hospital. and Ben and I may have investigated this thing.

I'm like, do you guys eat my candy bar? Investigating. What, bro? What are the hell was I? They got chocolate all around their mouth like a sponge pop. No, I haven't seen it. Reesie's is the number one Halloween candy, which is great to hear that it's not some stupid thing like a titsy roll or something.

Rees are the best, too. Peanut butter and chocolate, you just can't go wrong with. Also, they made a Reese's Oreo, you have to try it. Oreo, Reesies collab, and it's got to be the best piece of candy. How does this work? Is it the Oreo? The Oreo cookies with the Reese's in the middle? Yeah, it's like, it's the Oreos within the Reese's,

and it's, like, got some crunch to it. No cream. I saw those, actually. I didn't eat candy, but... I don't know if there's any cream involved. What are kids getting if they go and knock on Ken's doorstep? A swift kick. Get off my porch.

He's got his bottle of each other. I got a trespassing charge. Congratulations. You got a lawsuit. They're getting some lumber and some drywall is what they're getting today. You're going to give away your building product. well all the scraps That's

Oh That would be funny It'd be pretty funny to like have someone in on it Like have some kids in on it But Ken dressed up as ketchup Someone else has mustard And you come and just Tell me when

And you're squeezing ketchup and mustard Into their bowl That'd be funny You know it'd be a funny prank Yeah we probably won't do this But we get like A hundred kids to dress up as Ken And then just like one after one

Go in like knock on his door And he'd be like Jeez A lot of kids are dressed up as me this year. He doesn't even acknowledge it every single time. Just, uh, all right, here you go. Last year, all our friends dressed up as me for Halloween. That was all great. Yeah, we're having a little gathering at the shop tonight. So today's Halloween, if you didn't pick up on that. And we got some friends coming over to shop and then we'll be heading over to Zorba's Evans Watering Hall.

They closed down. This is the last night. The last night. They closed out for winter just because it gets so quiet in the winter here. I hope they took those posters down. No, dude. Every single liquor store bar has them still up and we even reinforced we paid them we said if you serve evan we're going to press charges they're laminated now you went through your training process evan and and i think uh i think you deserve a beer now if you want one yeah just i don't know if you deserve it actually i don't know if you should but but we're not going to stop you just you know just for the last day of zorba's you know and then and then tomorrow it'll be for the first day in November and

Yeah, and then So the next day will be Sunday So like you got to have a mimosa on Sunday But Monday Maybe just Monday Well, you can do sober November, can't you? As long as we wait till Monday You gave up the whole sober October

October thing, Ken? Oh yeah. I never started. No, but every year you talk about it You always go I think I might do sober October this year You're saying it around like April This was the one year I never said that I think

I knew it wasn't going to happen Did you do that last year? I think it was two or three years ago. I made it. No, you made it one weekend. You made it through the first weekend of October, sober. And then the next weekend, you were, I, we went out to the bar and I look over and

you're drinking a beer. I almost made it. Well, I think it was like the 12th. We went to a bar that had a blackjack table and I started losing really bad. And then I was like, well, might as well just start now. We get a place to stay in town. So might as well start now. That wasn't when you, they thought you were breaking into the wrong house.

That was a different. Oh, that was a summer. Oh, that was a summer. My bad. Yeah, we never did. get to the bottom of that whole situation, Ken? We did. I don't know if we got the truth behind it, though.

That is the truth. That's the truth I was told because I genuinely don't remember it. Ken found his way to the bottom. How can you remember the truth? That's the truth. I was told because I didn't remember that night. The people whose house it was told me that's what happened. Ken, all I got to say is you're an awfully big man to be wandering around blacked out.

I know. Like, it's one thing to have just someone. blacked out, but like the large guy just blacked out is like, what, what the fuck's going on? What do we do with it? There's more to it, you know? And I haven't since, actually. I've been, I've been good. Good job, Ken. I'm proud of that you remember. So, Evan, tell us about your Nashville trip. What do you think? What'd you think of Cheetoville, as I like to call it? No, I mean, it was fine. Honestly, I think I had more fun than I thought I would, but also it was fairly uneventful. We got him pretty late. We were only there for two nights. Got him pretty late the first

night so just went out for like three or four hours hop like three or four bars everything was fine and then pretty much just put in a eight or ten hours shift wandering up and down broadway classic the next day and you find a mechanical ball i i did not i did not ride a mechanical bull okay there actually was a few like the one bar we went in obviously there was a ton of them i saw a ton of them but being we were there on a monday and a tuesday i don't know if i would have rather there been a crowd but like the one bar we sat we watched a few but it was like kids out around we were there you know like three in the afternoon a couple kids were going on it felt wrong yeah i don't know i just yeah i get what you're saying though wasn't the vibe at the time yeah i probably would have needed

like you guys there to like hype me up more it was more of just like hanging out with the girlfriend on her birthday i really feel the need to go injure myself on the bull i do kind of regret it now thinking back though because i said that's the one thing i want to do so what's your thoughts on What'd you think overall? Man, it just, it just, eh, if that explains it. It was fine. Like, I didn't not like it, but also, like, I'd be fine, like, not going back for probably, like, a long time. I'm glad I got to see it.

It's just, like, a bunch of the same over and over again. I mean, it's different music, different vibe, but also just, like, I don't know. I was a little bummed. We didn't. We just kind of got locked into, we just walked everywhere. Our hotel was close to Broadway. But we found a few spots. Like, they looked like there was a really cool pinball bar, but it was, like,

Like, would have taken Uber and there's like this 48 whole mini golf course. Just some cool stuff that I would have liked to go see that we kind of just didn't do. So maybe if I went back, I'd try to do that. But, oh, no, good trip. Didn't hate it. All right. It didn't do that much for me, though. I'm not racing to get back there.

What did you think of the music? We actually spent the most time the one night at the Bon Jovi bar. No country music. Yeah, dude, it was great. It was like a cover band or whatever. I actually spent a ton of money. I started paying them to. not play country music.

Well, they're playing, like, system of a down and limp biscuit. Oh, really? Yeah, so it was actually pretty sick. And they were doing, like, they said, like, 20 bucks a song, but it was, like, Nikki's birthday. So they were giving me, like, oh, give us, like, two or three requests for 20 bucks. I probably spent, like, $100 by the end of the night. But the bar wasn't very busy, but that was cool to, like, hear the songs you wanted

to hear. And they did a really good job playing them. It is fun doing that. Yeah, like, when you got the whole crew and you're just like, I'm buying. It's like buying everyone drinks, but better. because then it's just like curating the vibe. Touch tunes, but better for sure. Yeah, exactly.

And then, yeah, you got your whole crew. And you guys are having the most fun in the bar when they're playing your songs. But then everybody else is looking around like, hmm. Greta and I are going between what we're going to do for our wedding, either a DJ or a band. And then if it's a band, they have like a set list of a bunch of different songs.

And then you got to like pay to have them like learn new songs that you want them to do. I think they give you a couple for free, but like that. But I'm trying to find a lot. find a sponsor that's going to be, you know, down to throw up some cheddar. Yeah, because they're going to have to learn, like, love it or hate it by 50 cents. Right. All kinds of stuff. Yeah.

Do you guys know anyone that's looking to maybe throwing some cash or? He might be to the left of you and to the right of me. We're in a white and red suit right now. Well, yeah, talk to the guys that didn't just pay for a wedding or that are about to pay for a wedding. Yeah, Ken, you should pay for the band. Like, you should pay for most of the wedding. How much is this band? And what's the return?

I actually have no idea. Do you have like a power point? No, it's a good time. That's a return. Yeah, but like he needs to have more of a return than the rest of the guess. How many songs is Ken get to pick if he sponsors it? How many you want? Well, if I'm paying for it, I feel like I should get as many as I want.

The whole thing just turns into about Ken. Yeah, just a bunch of wiggle-dicking music. There's like guitars and a bunch of different band members up there, and it's just one guy pressing play like of a song. Yeah, it's just all melodic house music. I would love that. kind of be a vibe. Yeah.

I'll see if they can do it. So anyway, still looking for a sponsor, one of my buddies to cough up some dough. Maybe Shopify, Draft Kings. Ken. Upside.

So Ken's going to sell promotions at my wedding and then just get up on stage and be like, and this wedding is brought to you by Better Help. Dude, I saw a guy that did that he sold sponsorship spots on his wedding suit, on his tucks. Saw that. Yeah.

Smart. And I mean, I don't know. You could probably just. just edit them out in the pictures forever, but like... That's called doing the sponsors dirty. Well, I was just thinking for like the ones you hang on your wall. Yeah. You know, like you already got all the internet fame for it.

Well, you just go through and like through the night, you just rotate through the suit with new sponsors, you know, from the 8 o'clock to the 9 o'clock hour and then keep going. So speaking of weddings, do you guys remember how when we were at Haydays, that guy proposed to his now fiancé right in front of us. It was on video. Yeah. Well, his name's Jameson.

And he was responding. to my Snapchat story. Come on in, Jameson. When I was like put it on my Snapchat, you know, he was like, thanks or whatever for being a part of a special day. So I like, oh, that's him. So I added them and like sent him some pictures and stuff that I took. And then he contacted me and obviously invited us to the wedding.

But on top of that, he asked if I could ask you to be ordained and marry them. Are you joking right now? I'm being dead serious. He wants you to officiate the wedding. That's so lit? Why not, Ken? No, no, no. I think he's saying, no way and shut.

Oh, I was like, I'm just sorry. I'm sorry. He looked happy. No way. I can't wait. So no. When is it? I can get the details.

It's next summer. What is he going to be busy? You got plenty of time. Ken, we can move stuff away. Yeah. We can move stuff around. I think you should do that. And then I also have been pulling

for you to do the same for my wedding. But Alex keeps saying no. I just know that Alex would want a different direction for your wedding. I think she deserves. Then what you're going to give? She's been getting everything she wants for the wedding. I have one ask and it's for Ken to do the officiating. Well, you are planning a stunt show.

Yeah, you're hosting that part though. Oh, perfect. Yeah, but the stunt show is just part of it. That's not something I want. That's something that's going to happen. It's not like I get one ask and I think it's for Ken. The stunt shows, that's a done deal. Like, there's nothing we can do about that.

There's no true rule of thumb, but I think the guy should get three asks. So, I mean, you got the stunt show. How many does you get, Mike? I got three. Oh, there you go. What'd you get? I could invite you guys. That one was tough to get through.

That actually used up all three of my asks on that one. The Viper was the second one. And carrot cake was the third one. What a terrible waste of a third one. Well, I mean, you can't. You did not get much out of those three wishes. If I would have said stunt show, like, I wouldn't have got it. Well, it's your ask you.

Well, that was already happening like mine. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's like having chairs. Luckily, like, your friends surprised you with the half-time stunt show. And the most skilled athletes, do you do it? So, Ken, will you do it for him? Jameson. He's watching right now. I think it depends on how long.

I don't, like, what does it entail? Like, am I the main guy talking through the whole thing? You'll be running through their vows. You'll be talking. You know, we gather here today to marry Jameson and his soon-to-be wife, Sophie. They love each other very, very much. They've been through so many ups and downs. And, you know, marriage is like a roller coaster.

It goes ups and downs. But no matter what, you stay on the ride because you can't hop off. And also, it's so much fun. Yes. And 20 minutes tops, Ken, you got this. Yeah, I think you do a nice. I feel like you got to spend a weekend or two with them, though, so you get to know them as a couple.

Yeah, for sure. So you can say some nice things about them. Let me. So you're going to think about it. I'll think about it. Will you be my ordained minister? I don't know if it's ordained. I don't even know what the proper naming is this, but will you do mine?

No. You won't? Damn. So even if I can persuade Alex to say yes. You will say no. I think yours has a lot more, like, pressure on it. Are you kidding me? People would love it.

They'd be glued. It has less pressure, I feel like, than this other couple. Yeah, they're going to be like, most of people, they're going to, who is this tall bearded man? Yeah, but we're such an, I don't know. And why is he wearing a ketchup costume? I'll do it. I feel like I would do something at the dinner, not at the actual, like, wedding. Come on, Ken.

You got to do it. I'm going to pass on your wedding. You got to do it. You know how fucking legendary it'd be? Ken up there, just like in a white thing. reading and then worse he doesn't even have a runner up picked it was you or nothing he's not getting married you think i'm going to have to find some i don't even know the guy who would be doing it otherwise well you'll find somebody you wouldn't do it it's like a extreme

honor you and i we've been living together for the last four years four years yeah i would be so at the edge of my seat of what ken has to say about you and alex like well i mean you're not supposed to talk about about that stuff at the wedding but you got to no i I just don't think I'm the one, I'm the man for the job for your wedding. You know, when Alex was like, who do you think we have marry us? I immediately thought you. I immediately thought Wayne. Wayne?

Now that would be entertainment. You don't have the father do the marrying. I don't know. I think, I don't think I'm the man for your wedding to be the minister. All right. So what about Jameson's though? I'll have to think about it. That's probably a no, Jameson.

I'm sorry. You got to do it, Ken. I'm not going to commit to it right on the spot. How often do you get the opportunity to marry some people? I don't know. I just, I don't think it's the thing to do to commit to it on the spot. I think I got to think through it and think if I can come up with, you know,

a story for it. I don't know. Be spontaneous. It's not about you, Ken. It's about them. We keep pushing you and you just come on, I don't believe in marriage. I don't know.

I got to think about it and I'm going to leave it at that. And the more you push, the more I'm just going to say, I don't know right now. I know how that goes. Ken's getting back. can do is no can do era i never said no i said i got to think about it maybe can do you shirt line all right anyways all right i feel like if you say yes though ken what a great thing to add to the resume yeah for sure nobody will ever ask me to marry them i've just chalked that

up but you sure about that you're sure about that you'd have to be out of your mind to ask ben maybe shred 80 i'd love to do that he'd be sweating bullets dude he'd be so sweaty up there just red I'd be laughing like you'd be yeah he'd be laughing the funniest dude I know he'd be hitting you with with sweat bullets as they're just like sprinkling off him you bet he'd have to be doing his in the winter

it actually would be conflicting for you Ben because you're a wedding crier so I know you'll be crying but also shreds will be making you laugh so you'll be laughing too you'll kind of look like a crazy person laughing and crying at the same time this guy really thinks he's funny this guy really thinks shred eight he's

funny. I can't even get through it. I do think he's funny. I think he's the, yeah, the greatest entertainer of our generation. He is. One of the greatest entertainers of our generation. And you know he would make an entrance coming down the aisle. Except you'd have to make sure you have like cement walls, like highway grade, winding the aisles for when he loses control just so he doesn't go into the crowd and hurt some innocent bystanders. It'd look like a semi-crash coming in there when you're on the highway and they lose a tire. I wonder if Jameson's going to start looking for other options.

You might, I'd start planning for other options. Sorry, Jameson. Just being rather one. I'll give it a week and I'll think about it and see if I can come up with enough. We'll come back next week. Come up with enough of what. I don't know what you got to do for the whole wedding thing. Yeah, I'd do the research on that.

I've only been in Mike's wedding and Justin's, but I don't do that so often. That's pretty good, I feel like you've been in both. Yeah, but you don't really do much. being the groomsman just kind of standing there. Right, the efficient is a level up. It is definitely a level up. But it's an honor. Ken,

are you going to get one of those, the new Neo-AI robot things that they just dropped for your house? Have you seen them? Yeah, I saw them. Have you been seen them? Ryan,

Ken has a mail order bride for that. She doesn't need a robot. I'll wait a couple years until they get a little better and then a little cheaper and then we'll think about it. What is it doing? What is a mail-a-month? Mail-old bride's like a person from Russia or a country like that

you basically... But these things are supposed to be like rush, like robots that can do like housework. It's like... Oftentimes they leave you once you marry. Yeah, yeah. Mail order is like an old school term, obviously. I could totally see you

having that, Ken. Holy Shit, I could see you having that. How do we go about getting one of these? We're in I-Robot era. I mean, yeah, he's vacuuming. Dude, that's awesome. It's kind of scary. I really like the, the

nude colored suit they have on there. It makes them very just like... Aren't these things like $20,000 or something? Or $500 a month. That's what I said. Oh, it's a monthly subscription. Oh, that's not that bad. So you buy it for $20 and then you pay $500 a month?

No, it's either you either pay monthly or you just spend $20. Oh, okay. $20 seems really cheap for this. Is this real? They're like $100. Yeah. Is this real? That's really cool.

Has any... Or is this just a concept? Bro, this is straight up I robot the movie coming to life. They predicted it. Has anyone actually taken delivery of these yet? Well, they just got announced this week. He does not look like it works that well. They did announce that if it was going to be a challenge,

it was too hard for the robot's AI. Someone would take over a VR remote control and then do the task remotely. I did not like that. Which I did think was a little weird. Yeah, I mean, basically. It would be someone, yeah, that can see everything in your house. They got like five years before this actually works.

Isn't Tesla? making robots right now. Yeah, but even then they're like, people are suspecting like the robots are being controlled by actual people. Dude, I straight up would be so worried on these turning on you. Like even with my chat GPT, the way I like talk to it,

like I'm saying like thank you and shit after like it answers a question. Taking no chances. I just want to keep it happy, you know, like in case when they do turn, they'll be like, oh, like he was good to me. Like I won't. I feel like, CJ, you could do one roundhouse

and that thing would be out of commission. You just wait until five years, I can say. When they're really good, yeah. They're actually good, and they're fucking jumping off 20-story buildings, landing on the concrete, the concrete breaks, and they just get up and just start attacking, and you can't do shit. Or you just unplug the Wi-Fi. Because they're fully titanium.

Oh, no. What about the LTE? That is a problem. Unless they're running starling. They're going to feel like slaves, then they're going to turn us into slaves for them. Or they'll just literally, or they'll literally just kill us all, and then they'll just inhabit.

CJ, this is the whole Vap theory coming true. Yeah. When you pull his pants down, there's a vape there. They're going to get rid of the vapes. Evan and Ken are going to be just fucking on their knees all day. Sucking on a robot vaid. Don't get a little buzz out of it.

So this is saying there's a 20, you know, you can pre-order it right now for $20,000 or $500 a month. So do you pay $20,000 and then just hope this thing is actually delivered in a year? Probably. It says plans to start. itself. It's only 66 pounds of the body. It's backed by Open AI and it's planning to ship early in 2026. We're going to have robots before GTA6.

That's messed up, dude. We should probably look into getting one for the shop. They need to release. We should. We need one for the game. I'm not even saying, I mean, yeah, of course it would be great for it to clean up. Oh, we're doing the 6-7. We've fired Jen.

We have a robot now. We would never get rid of Jen. A lot of people are getting fired before we fire. She's going to be one of the last cuts. I will, I will, being completely honest, if shit went south, Jen will be one of the last cuts. Yeah, we get a, we get a robot as a filmer, starts walking around. Holy shit, when we yell, pan, pan, pan,

the robot's still talking shit to Evan, though, and poking his belly. What the fuck, this happens every time? Evan, you must tell me when the battery is dead in the GoPro. I didn't even notice. How do you not notice? Yeah. We do this week in and week out.

Speaking of Evan Filmer's whatever beef, do you see how much we called it? All the TikTokers. Instantly. Instantly flipped. And I think it's the Cheetah Army, to be honest, Evan. I think they flipped and now they're back. And now I go on TikTok after the video of you riding again

and ripping with Axel last night goes live. them are like, Evan is back. Like, it's, it's just crazy. I don't think it's the same people going back and forth. I think it's, I think it's exactly the same people. I think they're just literally the biggest bandwagoners ever. Well, we're like doubling up the bandwagon now. Evan never fell off. Click on this guy's account. He probably had one. Evan fell off two weeks ago. Yeah, yeah. People had these TikToks ready to go. I think these people were just pushing Evan to train harder and really just keep going up that hill. How much did the TikTok comments drive you into your training regimen versus us just putting a gym and forcing you into exercising? Do I need to answer that question?

I think you should. Zero percent TikTok comments, 100 percent being forced into the gym that was put into my room. At one point, I did feel a little bad for you when we kicked the door in and Eric had you on the treadmill. And what it reminded me of was in middle school when you, you're forced to run the mile and there's always that one or two kids that are obese and they just walk they just walk the whole mile and like everyone's done and you're just sitting there watching and then they're just like the whole time and uh yeah that's what it reminded me of but which it was pretty funny it was all right though not saying you're obese like that it's like when you force someone to exercise they don't want to yeah it is it's tough being on the other end though making

somebody exercise, it's like an extreme form of bullying, even though it's good for that. But it'd be like giving Ben a skaper and being like drop in right now. We're not taking noval answer. I mean, not even close to the same. He could get hurt. Not even close to the same. I could have got hurt on that treadmill. No, you could not have.

Besides that point, it's the same. But yeah, that is a big factor. It's like, I have bad form. I could have severely injured myself with those weights. Well, that's what the trainer was there for. That's why we did bring protection. You should set it up. You should bring in Tony Hops.

or Ban Marger and then teach Ben to skate. That actually be a great vid. I love it. It is crazy because Ben's pretty athletic, but like... Pants skate. Like, actually can't go like three feet. I can throw a ball just fine. You cannot throw it, bro.

Dub over when Ben tried throwing that wine bottle or whatever it was at Ryan's house and he fucking missed two times. He couldn't hit the window and he's like three feet in front of him. My favorite's still Ken trying to throw that rock into the van. Remember that one? Yeah, Moab. Yeah, I've seen lots of Ken. rows.

Yeah, that was a good way. I am equally as bad, if not worse. Not like it happens that often, but there's few times in life where you're, like, kind of forced to throw with your other hand. Like, if you're carrying something, you pick something up. I saw this reel of a guy he's holding his girlfriend's hand, and then the kids, their ball rolls across the street. And he's holding their hand, so he just grabs it with his left hand.

And he's like, and, you know, just look, you look like an idiot. And then she just left him right after that. She left him after that. Yeah. Be careful. Just don't throw him in front of Greta. Yeah. No, you can't look good throwing with your opposite hand.

I guess in Ben's case either. Unless you're ambidextrous. Unless you're ambidextrous. Like Ken. I don't think of that bad. And then you're just bad at both. I haven't seen you throw. Really?

Yeah. I don't know if Greta ever has either, honestly. Try not to throw around her. That's such an interesting concept. Have you ever seen your buddies really try to whip a football or a baseball? I've seen you. CJ can throw. Yep, I've seen people throw.

Dude, we should actually just do that. We should just do it. We should just see who can throw the farthest. We'll go out in the field. We'll get golf balls after this. And then we'll see actually where everyone ranks up. What throws. Watching you throw in a fucking little bear costume is going to be so funny.

I place bets that Evan or me can throw the farthest. I'm actually, I'm going to be the guy having to throw with my wrong arm. Really? Wait, my elbow from my elbow. So my elbow is 100% for. fine since heydays, except for when Gavin was up in the Hummer, I tried to throw a golf ball at him. I whipped it.

That's karma right there. It felt like my elbow exploded and there's some tendon ligament in there that's not ideal. If we're just simply having a contest to see you can throw the fireless, I don't see any reason to throw my elbow out of whack. What happened? I already making excuses Ev. Someone spiked my

drink and made me tackle a chair or something. Someone spiked his drink. Okay. Dude, I swear Evan gets hurt more off camera. fucking around with his homies back home, then on camera. Like the amount of times I've seen you roll in on Monday and you're limping or something's fucked up

and you're like, I'm like, what happened? Oh, me and Slim and Cousin Joe, we were over at the Sam Pit and I was trying to do this thing and I rolled down the sand pit and now my back's fucked up. I mean, things happen. Try to avoid it. It is crazy though. It's like you're supposed to be just taking it easy at home,

like just hanging out. And then you get more beat up at home than when you're here doing actual. crazy shit yeah i don't think there's a whole lot of relaxing going on when he goes home no usually not really most accidents happen within a mile of the home that's true so you got to go farther from home is what i'm hearing speaking of accidents we just went through our 20th drone this week oh my god this was a this was a this was the fastest crash yet we splurged on this one we got like a real nice one we're like you know what we're going to be careful now this that don't's been talking

a first game saying i crash all the drones What are you guys even now? Well, you quit driving him now to Elton does, right? No, no, no, I flew this for one time. We do have to chalk it up that Dalton and Ken fly the drone the most. Yeah, but it's like fly it three times crash at once. Like, that's the ratio. So Dalton's crashed two drones in the last month now.

Dude, it's bad. How much of the drones got? Yeah, it was $3,700. Yeah. What the hell he? Crazy, bro. So it's like bad. We're flying around a goddamn pit bike up there.

It doesn't help that he turned off all the sensors on it to make it not crash. Dude, it's actually pretty crazy. Is there a reason to do that? No. Because it goes five miles more faster. Not when you're getting B-roll shots. No. If you're chasing somebody on a dirt bike going 50 miles per hour,

then that makes a little more sense. Luckily we got the insurance, didn't we? We did spend $79 in the insurance. Send that, dude, we've gotten smarter. Update that insurance. Like, we're going to be really making good on that. They're going to be looking for somebody else to go after. Who offers insurance on drones?

I think a majority of people are a lot more careful with just whatever that it is. And, like, us with camera equipment being that we use it every day and we're just naturally pretty hard on things, we're like, eh, it's fine. I feel like we look at it as more of a tool. It's a tool. It's a tool. It might look at their camera gears. Like an iPad or something. I don't know.

Yeah. Yeah, I agree. It's just a tool. And the only cameras are surprisingly tough. We actually filmed a compound tooler, which is out now, I believe. And I was doing the math. We have, like, over 20 GoPro's. How insane is it?

I mean, GoPro's, Insta 360s, whatever. Which, like, action cams like that. We have over 20 of them, which is insane. A lot of time lapse. It's, like, freaking eight time lapses over here, this, you know. Also, the ones we've thrown away because we broke them. Yeah, I've got two or three busted ones in my office that just, like, kind of look cool because they fell off, like, of a motorcycle going to 60 or whatever.

When I got sucked into the wheel. Oh, yeah. It could have been dangerous. I didn't want to interrupt you during the video, but that is actually. actually our oldest GoPro. That's the hero one back there. Funny story about the first time a GoPro came out, it was exactly this.

And Ken, of course, had it. And we were out on his boat. And he was, like, him and Ryan were, like, setting up all these things. Like, they were just getting off on the GoPro, like, thinking how sick it was. And they had all these, like, sticky mounts all over this boat. And I'm in the water surfing.

Filming. And so they're recording. Yeah. Who thought? Ryan and Ken were the fucking original filmers. and it's sitting there suction cup to this thing. And I remember being like, you sure that's going to stay? Oh, yeah, this thing, it's got a great of this, that, whatever.

And then I'm just sitting there and we start going and the rope tightens up. And it just gets under and just goes, right? And it's just teetering on the edge. I'm like, oh, shit. Starts swimming over. Just hits the water, sinks like a fucking rock. It didn't have that. Yeah, it didn't have this.

Sinks like a rock. It was the first time Ken was using it and then never got that back. I don't know what I was thinking. I was like, ah, that was such a dumb spot. It was a big deal at the time. We were trying to figure out if we could get some scuba gear and like rent some scuba gear and find it.

No, that thing's still down there. There's no way you could find that. Dude, I remember when I got the GoPro 2, that I was like, yep, I made it.

Yeah, I got the peak cinema action photography camera. And then I remember when Ryan had the GoPro 2, a double camera mount where one camera mounted upside down. one camera mounted regular and you could film in 3D. I was sick. We combined our Gopros together. The 3D footage was just terrible.

And it was so fucking heavy on the top of your head. I literally remember like falling off my somobiles because I got frigging three pounds up there. Dude, it's just crazy how far these things have came and, uh... We still got an SD card in that one, by the way? Holy shit. It's got a huge SD card slot. Yes, we do.

16 gigabytes. You should probably check this. I wonder what's running on that thing. All the footage that we can't find. every time that we're like where did this footage go we don't delete any footage until the video is posted yet we still managed to lose whatever's on this gopro is from 2012 bro there's nothing we were not that card that card got slipped in there you never know where those cards end up yeah it is crazy though we've got all the iterations of gopros or most of them

and they've came a long way the rise and fall of gopro is pretty crazy though for what they were worth and what they're worth now it's like a penny stock now you're talking yeah like the actual, yeah, like the actual value of it. As far as the camera goes, like, GoPro didn't fall. They're still phenomenal cameras, but... It is, but... They were, uh... They just had to be, like, competitors now.

They were monopolizing the game for the longest time, and now they're just not. I mean, now there's D.J.I, Insta 360. There's all these other... Dude, the Ace, whatever, the Ace Pro 2, it's a great action cam. Probably the best. What's on there?

We got footage, boys. Oh, that was quick. What years is this from? This is going to be sold. It says 2010. It's saying January 2nd, 2010. but based off of this footy. Right after the recession. I think it's, this is saying 2009, but it might just be lying.

Click it. Hey, you're in the bathroom. Oh. No. This is in Ben's cabin. Ben's cabin? Hold on. You look at my GoPro hanging off the side of my helmet there.

Just muffle. Wow, that lighting is amazing. Yeah, dude. GoPro. Oh, there's a throw. There's a throw. What is this? I must have been imitating Ken or something.

What the hell is that? Yeah, dude, I was vlogging out there. Probably just, ooh. You got me. Every single time you just punch at the camera. I think we were, I was working on my edits, you feel? The transition. Oh, there's Kevin.

Dude, I love it. Dude, check out this. Hold on a second. Was I there this day? Oh, this is, no, this is the day with Jake, wasn't it? Jake, when he almost went over backwards. This is. Oh, yeah, I remember this field, dude.

Just some grainy, freaking footage from... Dude, I got to see Ken riding. Is there some footage of Ken? It's amazing how much footage we have. We got me and Ken race in here? Man, dude, Ken's M-8 or whatever that was. Oh, just getting stomped by the M-8. Look at Ken fucking ripping.

To be fair, you're starting on the trail here. Oh, yeah, Ryan. Ken just walked you. You got your ass, whoop. Also, to be fair, those. XRS came with like maybe an inch lug. Yeah, it's some pretty legit stuff. Every time I see this

kind of footage. Look at me just shredding the ditch, dude. Dude, this is a great trip. This is the day that I went through like three belts. Yeah. Every time I see footage like this on a snowmobile like that, it brings me back to watching Mark Freeman on YouTube. He was like the very first like kind of Snowmobile Moto

YouTuber. Yep. He was kind of doing what we're doing now 12 years ago. Like right as YouTube came out, And, uh, 14 years ago, bro, 15 maybe long time ago. A long time. It was really, and he, he would film all of it just like on a GoPro like this. And I just remember watching him being like, man, I wish I could do that. Or that's so legendary.

Mark Freeman's content now, it looks like someone just like dug in his brain and just like pulled out half of it. And was like, yeah, keep posting. That's nice you, Mike. Damn, Mike. It's just insane, dude. I was going to say what, what a legend he is for being an inspiration. I was going a completely different route than you on that, Mike. It's the meanest thing I've ever heard you say.

Sorry, Mark. Mark Freeman's given away his four-wheeler at $408,000 subscribers. Should we get him there? What's he? I do want to give him his flowers, though. He did start like a movement. Yeah, a wave. And he inspired people like us than now inspire more people.

And he was at the forefront of that. Yeah. Dude, there's no, I mean, there's no denying. we picked up a lot of inspiration from like a lot of people i mean mark freeman obviously other YouTubers like evan shanks t j hunt and then of course just like all those like hoodlums wheeling in the streets of like baltimore and philly and then you know like normal like traditional television robin big fantasy factory be able to bam it's cool though now boy just yeah yeah i mean you just got a as a creator or an aspiring creator you got to always be

taking inspiration from other pieces of just content like i'm not saying i'm copying people's ideas but i'll see something i'm like oh like we could integrate a little bit of that into right here or this moment you know and i agree i haven't been watching like that many good youtubeers lately i feel like the current YouTubers are kind of there but i haven't seen any like come-up YouTubers i think that being a YouTuber is almost getting too hard to like come up on like relative to other platforms it's a lot easier to pop off on granted you know you have the most to gain from having a core audience on YouTube but like as just starting out it's just way easy to get traction on other platforms I think the mental side of it too like

there's so many people that just comment negative things and the average person could never like get past that and just keep going that's true they're always going to just be worn down by that. That's true too. I mean, you're going to have that on any platform, but yeah, I think there's just such a large amount of work, no matter even if you're doing a lower quality YouTube vid, it's kind of a lot of work. Versus just ripping a TikTok and it's way easier to get views on TikTok. Can you think of like new people? Nick Narasina, sickos. Trying to think of like people that are like coming up. Yeah, they're not new. They've been doing this five years. There's no big blowups. Yeah. Just people relative to our size have slow.

down quite a bit too like they don't post as much we're one of the few large channels that post consistently every single week and is doing like pretty big things for as long as we've been doing it yeah nine years baby yeah just hit five milly at this point i think we have to have hit i think we're going to hit five million this podcast comes out tomorrow so yeah for sure you think tomorrow i think tomorrow i think tomorrow i think tomorrow dude that'd be fun i think it's going to be next week we filmed the tic-tok yesterday holy shit we might hit tomorrow i think we're going to hit it tomorrow dude We're 4,500 subs away. So we throw our 5-milly party tomorrow then?

I think we're going to hit it tomorrow. I think we got to have everyone out. Started we had, we were 6K away, so that just goes to show. It's insane. Like, once you start getting close to, like, those milestone numbers, it seems like it ramps up a lot. And hockey sticks. People, yeah, it's like creating the wave of, you know, people want to follow. It's so close.

You're like, oh, I got to do. Yeah. Yeah, versus like, once we hit five and we're like, subscribe so we can get to six mil, it's just like oh it's less to get behind such a big thing like also like when it's like 4.99 that's what it'll show like on a non-subscribed person you like almost want to click it to see if it'll go to five it's a good point i was looking to see how long it would take for us to hit 10 million because the 10 million is like the next time that you get a a mile marker like achievement from youtube and i mean 10 million is gonna feel insane that's fucking and i think it was five years from now so it's 30 30 we've consisted to do it 30 30 is a scary date. Sorry, 2030. Not 3030. That's 100.

That's 100. You're right. No, yeah. I didn't catch it, but yeah, 2030 is still a scary date. Yeah, 20, 30. Imagine? Oh, yeah, you're not going to hit 10 million subscribers for a thousand years. Yeah, bro.

So you're saying there's a chance. Just keep passing the channel down. Generational. That's crazy. Yeah, five million is. They're going to hit tomorrow. Five mil is going to hit sick. Feel sick.

I've been, I want to, like, go out and buy something. Of course you do. Of course you do. You should buy $5 million of something to celebrate. Oh, $5 million pennies. How much is that? Five million tutsi rolls. Five million pennies would be $50,000 or $50 grand.

Really? You just move two zeros, right? Yeah. What would you do with $5 million? Throw them away. Exactly. Get them out of circulate. Smelt them down.

To cut up the copper. Oh, Mike, that's not a bad idea. Buying $50,000. No, 5 million pennies and throwing it away. And then smelting them down. Yeah. Into one mega penny. They're not making them anymore, so.

You look, I'm going to be rare. Wait, you don't make pennies anymore? No. Just because I'm sure just due to inflation. How big? I was going to see how much that weighs. And everything's just credit card. Like, how much surface area is that?

How much? A replica penny could we make with five million pennies. I got my chat, GPT, working on this one. I'm faster than that. Oh, okay, 27,000 pounds. Wow. 27 and a half. How much is that worth in Congress?

Hopper slim. Five million pennies would take up 76.6 cubic feet. I have no idea how much that is. Really, really big. Dude, can you imagine calling a bank and placing that order? Like, what would they do? I just tell you. No.

We got the truckloads of sand out to make the beach, but they're just dumping pennies. Penny's on pennies. Mike, that'd be so baller. I just... And then you could throw them all around everywhere. You could dive into them like Scrooge McDuck. That would be crazy.

Five million pennies. is equivalent to about 576 gallons. That's not a good way for me to think about it. So it's a small, it's actually half of a, it's actually half of a small residential pool. If we put them in a single file line, how many miles? Okay, all right, hold on.

Chad GPT is saying it would be roughly the weight of two adult elephants. Ah, I can't remember the last time I've lifted it. How many, hold on, how many ketchup bottles is that? Yeah, yeah. What does that even mean? How many pounds? About 27,000.

Oh, 60 miles. Oh, my God. 60 miles. And that's it. I mean, it's a lot, but I've, I don't know. You're out of your house and back, it still have pennies. Just follow the copper road. That's a lot less far than I thought it would be.

Follow the copper road. Less far? Five million pennies would weigh approximately the same as 18,000 ketchup bottles. Man, these people listening right now, they're going to have so many stats to be able to tell people. Yeah. And like, now with chat GPT, You can pull this stuff instantly. Assuming it's not hallucinating fake stats.

No, how many mall floors can you fill up with pennies? Remember like the old Morad Center Mall? Penny floor? Oh, yeah. How many tables? How many bar tops can I make out of pennies? Yeah, remember that?

Do you guys remember that? No. Or am I tripping? Maybe. I think that was a thing, right? It might have a thing, right? It might have a, no. Dude, you should have your house.

If you ever redo your floors, you should do. Oh, that'd be. No, no. Penny floor would be cool. Penny siding. Penny floors. penny shingles, penny everything. Well, no, you do pennies and then you put

epoxy over the top of it. That's what they get at the years. Don't do that, Mike. It's got to be durable and it's literally cheaper than building material. It would be. You'd never probably have to replace it. There you go, Mike.

Now you found a reasonable. They're not just trash. Looks like Mike's costumes wearing off on all of us. The penny man. Is that why they use it for floor like in the, in the mall? Like recycled pensions?

No, I think they were just probably trying to Yeah, they pulled them out of the fountain. Yeah. They pulled them. out of the fountain. Help pay for our new floor. Donate a penny. Dude, next meet and greet we do,

we should have like a little jar that's like a penny jar and it's for recycled pennies. Like you know that wherever this, if you donate a penny, it's going to go to good use somewhere. It's going to be used for a floor somewhere. I remember, I don't know.

We start donating pennies overseas. Hopefully something cool. We're building mud huts with penny floors. I'm pretty sure Danny don't. Like one of his most viewed videos is, uh, him buying like $10,000 worth of pennies. Let me just check. Yeah. His most viewed video nine years ago, 32 million views falling with 30,000 pennies.

And it's a lot of fucking, just two minutes long and got 32 million views. So right there. What's like the cheapest thing you could buy five million of? Rice. Yeah. Good. Look at this guy. He didn't even have to Google that.

Yeah. So we got a new four wheeler. and we sent one of our merch workers to go and pick it up yesterday. And I got a text from the guy that he was buying it from that we owe him a new mailbox. No. Shut up. I thought it was a fire sign. How the fuck this happened?

What happened? I bet he backed into it. Nope. What? That's what told me. Nope, drove the trailer. Is that what happened? I don't know what happened.

He just walked in and he's like, yo, I backed into the guy's fire sign with the trailer. I'm like, well, was he upset? He's like No, the guy was The guy was cool about it The guy was like a sub Because the whole Encounter started out with

I was messaging him I had to make a new Facebook account So I have one friend It looks super suspicious Right? My Facebook account I'll be your friend That's why everyone

I go to pick up a deal That you've middlemaned Everyone thinks it's a scam It's a same I realize That's what the Corvette I was like Holy shit

You guys are real Of course it looks fake It does look fake I know I got to get my numbers up But I got locked out Of my old Facebook account It's a whole thing

Right So my new account does look like a scam, right? You at least have a profile picture? I'm a friend of question right now. So I'm running these deals and I basically work this deal with this guy. And my dad text me after I befriended him because I sent him a friend request and he goes, hey, did you get hack?

I think you got a scammer out there. And it was like, no, this is actually me. So anyway, that's what I've been dealing with actually. So this guy basically, I facilitate this deal. And then I was like trying to get him to like drop it off. And he was like, I don't. even know where Cormrant is. And like saying things like that, I was like, okay, all right, whatever, man. He was being kind of like standoffish, right? And then I finally was like, all right,

I'm sending a guy to come and pick it up. Then he calls me and I answer. I was like, hello? And he's like, oh, well, it is you. I was like, yeah, why? He's like, oh, I thought it was just a scam. So I was just calling to see if you'd actually answer. And I was like, God, why do I keep getting this? So anyway, the guy ended up being like super cool. He was like, oh, dude, if I would have known that you were real, I would have came and deliver. it and this and that yeah and then so he was like a fan of the vids and then

sent me that and I was like oh dude let me know what we owe we'll pay to get it and however to go about it and he's like oh it's all good no worries keep breaking shit or something like that he's like dude they came to my house and they still broke stuff yeah and it wasn't even them was it that big skidsteer trailer

at least yeah it was the tilt deck I'm glad he didn't do it with the truck it was a tight area I could see how the guy could get jammed up And this shit happens. Yeah, it does happen. But I just saw that and I was like, man, Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

Every guy we got around here is breaking shit. We could break a bowling ball. Dolphin's breaking our drones. One of the other merch guys just totaled the F out of his car. Hitting a deer. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, that sucks.

Smoked it. Does suck. It does. Is that why he's driving a truck today? Yeah. Wondered what happened. Yeah, we're just surrounded by wrecking balls, honestly. We can break a bowling ball as Evans' grand.

Grandpa used to say about Evan when he was a kid. This is one of my favorite stories that his parents told me. Yeah, his grandpa used to say that he could break a bowling ball. Everything he touched, he'd break. Like, you'd give him a bowling ball. The thing would come back broken. You know, he just... That's freaking funny.

Some things you just don't grow out of. What are we at? I know no one's going to care about this, except for me. But you guys see that they... Hell of an intro. Well, I mean... You got me at the edge of my... Edge of my seat, Mike.

The last time I brought up a Subaru. I thought we were all Subaru guys, like, you know, it's at least deep down besides maybe Ryan. And I just got shit on when I suggested it. But they did away with the hatchback of the WRX in 2014, which is- They're bringing it back. Yeah.

And they did away with the STI in 2021 or two. And so it's just cool. They brought the hatchback back in an STI, and it's not electric. This is a concept. I'll wear the head gasket. Probably still shrieking. Yeah.

No, it looks like... Okay, so yeah, the front, the side love it. Looks like the Tribeca. I was going to say the side looks like exactly like a cross-track. They just put cool wheels on. And it has flares. This is a concept. This is a concept.

The bag goes like an outback, bro. It's just a cross-track. Obviously, the car is not going to come with that wing. Mike, you got AI'd, buddy. This is a real fucking car, bro. But I mean, I'm still... I think it's cool. I think it's cool.

I agree, yeah. It's not going to look. look like this, but you will be able to make it look like that with aftermarket parts. I think it's cool. I think it's just the new Subaru's don't have that degenerate look that the old ones had. Like the old ones, the kind of guys driving around in a 2007 STI was kind of like... Troublemaker. Yeah, you're kind of a, you had more of a punk look to you, whereas these are just kind of

like, they give me... Granola. Lesbian vibe. I still think I got to get one. I'll get one and put, I'll get one and, like, straight pipe it. Oh, you shouldn't buy one. I think you might be the only thing in straight pipe.

Jeez. Since when did W.R.X has become lesbian rigs, though. I think, uh, the 20, the current generation. Bro, as soon as they made them automatics. Well, they've always made them automatics. No. Yeah, like, there's, like, there's, like, there's blobbyes that are automatics. It still was just a very rare thing.

and they were cool. They were still just more, I don't know, I think they're just two fucking, you had. No, they're just not race carrie. That's the thing. Once they made them less race carrie, that's when they just weren't that cool. Yes.

No fucking way. One time, because, I mean, I think I've even told this story, but my one buddy who has, starting in 2008. He lost his leg to diabetes and he says he loves driving WRXs. And he had a WX and it's so sick you have a WX,

you know, and it's auto because he only has one leg. And he got a new WX. I'm like, that's sick. So is it a manual? and then he's like, no, I didn't grow a leg and learn how to drive it. Obviously, it's an automatic. Wow, it's a day years old when I found that out.

The generation, both of us owned, that had an auto option. It is common old, but it is comical when someone's selling, it's pretty rare. Like an automatic WX is rare. I hate to even call it that. When people see them on Facebook Marketplace, they just chalk it up as like, that could literally be half priced that I still wouldn't buy it.

Yeah. You know what the problem, the real problem nowadays, though, is, like, I still love the old ones, but they're just not fast. They're just not fast. Like, my fucking truck is faster. Well, yeah, you've got a fucking 700 horsepower wrap for a hour. A car shouldn't be faster than the fastest production truck ever made, CJ. Well, still, I just, your truck is faster than most modern day sports cars. Well, that's sad.

A truck should not be faster in your sports car. Like, if I beat you in a. It's sad for everybody. If I beat through a race in my Ford pickup, that's no good for you. I think the real problem is you can get a Camry with like 350 horsepower that is, that is more horsepower and is bigger than that. It's not all about horsepower, boys. It's not always about being bigger.

Because that's the whole. That's all he's going for them. Don't tell them that. But it's a Camry that's faster and is more powerful. It's like compared to what a sports car is supposed to be. It's whack. And then, I mean, obviously we're talking about, let's say you can pick up like a, 2011 gtr now for like 60 grand and that's that's a fast car yeah yeah it's on r8

an r8 the generation before we faced the v1 yep automatic and it was like 43 grand with a supercharger kit on it well that's a fucking crazy car it is a crazy car how about the i8s i'm regretting not getting out with green tier right oh my god if you were driving around in that i think bro i still see them pop up it definitely would fit your car taste. I'm getting the TC back. I sent it off to college. Ryan's got fixed up.

Yeah, where's that, where's that at? College. It's coming back. You sent it already? Yeah, he fixed it up. He's got to put the new suspension in it.

He's going to do it at the shop on Saturday. I thought you were getting it like fully restroom modded. No, no, he just did all the undercarriage work. Undercarriage work in a week? Breaks, bearings.

It's going to come back here and it's just kind of a light bar on it. Yeah, I didn't fix anything, but I wired in your light bar. It doesn't actually work, but it's there. You just need to wire it now. So what kind of L.S. The hard work. I didn't do anything. You should combine your Corvette drift car and that T.C.

Down the road, I was like it would actually be a full circle moment if you swapped it and made it real wheel drive. I think you'd have to put the engine in the back, though. Because the T.C. is so short in the front. I bet Robbie could. hook you up. Robbie Leighton can find a way to have an engine in the front. Yeah.

Any power in the other. The thing is, whatever you want. You could make that TV into a car. You could do like, uh, we should be dead. Hop on a Zoom call with him. Give him some time and you could go. Hey, Robbie, do you think that you would wide body or TV? Would it be worth it?

No, not at all. But he could do it. I guarantee it. He can do anything. You could put like a big turbo K-20 in it. That's a lot smaller motor. In the TV? Yeah.

In the T-C. The T-C. Or the TV. Dude, you give him a freaking plasma screen, you know, a little thicker, he could do anything. I love that. Dude, I'm so hot right now.

Yeah, dude, I'm ready to... I'm sweating bullets inside this. Mike, I can't believe you just wear this on a normal day. Do you think it's acceptable if I hand out candy on my nice neighborhood in this? Probably not. I don't see a problem with it. You're sitting on a podcast right now.

Sidney's on his chest. Oh, does he? Oh, is it? Oh, I didn't see that. The blood man. can see the blunt man costume just as a giant weed leaf oh okay i guess i could see the problem with it but i don't know it's probably fine you're probably the cool neighbor mike no yeah you for sure got to be dude your whole neighborhood's got to be like oh that micah i love the idea of just

parking the viper out front yeah take a look i don't got any candy but that's better it just flex on all the kids put a little ghost costume over a big sheet with eye holes in it i love that sir all we want is is candy no buddy take a look you look at My viper. That's better than candy. Is he a $2013 viper? I bet you haven't. So take a look.

Are we good? How many minutes are we out of? Holy shit. I almost call him Ked. We're down. Did you remember to turn the audio on? Should the record be green or red? What color is it ran now?

Because it's supposed to be green. Green. Okay, good. Shut the fuck. Dude, it wasn't like the first podcast we ever filmed, not recorded. No, it was like a different time. We were like three, fours us through and Ken goes, oh, fuck. Did I double press the podcast board or the camera?

One of the two I'd double put. It was the board. It was the board. We could salvage the cameras, but yeah. I think we just toughed it out. We just sat right back down. I think we did it again. Stood up.

We had a quick 30 minutes. We looked at Ken did. a little hot lap but it's just it's tough to do it all again to have the same enthusiasm you almost need to talk about something completely new remember when we filmed the the chop tour for that uh that oh j thomas that show tv show and then we did like half the fucking thing and the guy holding the boom mic goes oh uh-oh wasn't rolling on that wasn't recording yeah we got to do it again and the way he said i was like oh ha ha ha very funny you know glad we didn't just waste the last fucking four hours doing this

Nope, got to do it again Yeah He just ripped like four cigarettes He was so mad He was so mad He was so mad We gotta go hand out some candy Let's get to it boys

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