Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Aftermath of Hoonicorn Crash, Gavins Speed Dating Update, Evan & Daltons Beef.. or friendship?
Episode Date: October 8, 2024In today's episode Gavin of @shredeighty joins us to update us on his relationship after speed dating, 3 wheeler backflips, and how a redneck and a condom fixed his truck. We dive into how the replica... Hoonicorn crash affected Ben, our plans to fix it, and how we can make our drift track safer. We also watch some wild viral clips that could be fake? Then an 18 year old in a runaway car in our town hits national news. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I don't think you could have wrecked a worse thing.
Like your Lamborghini would be an easier thing to fix.
I don't think I've ever seen you this happy ever than when he crashed in that tree.
18-year-old kid going 113 miles an hour and then let's blow his tires up.
Gab is still dating his girl after we set him up on speed dating.
Yep, going on five months now.
And it's fun for me to watch your guys' relationship bloom.
Because I think low-key, even though you guys don't know it, your best bugs.
Stop.
Do you know how fast you were going?
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Yeah, I'm only getting audio in one ear.
You got a wiggle ear.
Oh, that's my whole life, bro.
It's fine.
God, that's going to suck.
It's not ideal.
That's why he freaked out so much when his one ear didn't work.
Yeah, it's still really.
not working right either it's been like two months yeah did you go to the doctor yeah i did one time and
they gave me some drops didn't do nothing what happened don't and slam cake into my ear
yeah dude they were like getting really what you're doing yeah yeah really weird is cake
i can do your ear dude honestly well he got his eardrum it was wine night i don't i don't really
know exactly what led up to that but yeah just wine night got a little freaky cake ear can't hear
anymore? The new AirPods work as a hearing aids. Yeah, they're hearing aids like medical grade
hearing aids. Wow. You could walk around with AirPods in. You'd look like a finance, bro. How expensive
are those? Aren't hearing aids like 10 grand? Yeah, I mean, a couple hundred bucks for AirPods.
So are normal hearing aids overpriced or these, I mean, maybe they're going to run the big hearing
aid business. I did hear that you can, you can play music to hearing aids now. That's nice.
You're kind of sick. They're pretty expensive. You should be able to. Right here. All right, guys, well,
welcome back to the podcast on today's episode we've got our buddy gav
thank you guys and uh and ev sitting in let's go baby yep yep three rulers
speaking of three wheelers gab congratulations we want to congratulate you on uh the backflip
thank you guys really appreciate that you haven't done it to dirt yet but i don't even care
i think just the fact that you did it to foam pit is amazing appreciate the heck out of that
it was so freaking scary leading up to it man i was almost throwing up in the morning i was like
shit, what do I do? Oh, I was nervous
as hell. And once you show
up, though, kind of look at the ramp. It's like, all right, I can
do this. I can do this. And you were at Travis
Pistrano's house. At Pistrano's, yep, and
met them at the van race. They were like, come on
out. I walked up to Travis and was like, hey,
I need some help. He's like, what do you need?
I go, I need to learn how to do the three-wheeler.
Next thing you know, I'm on. How to do the three-wheeler?
He knew exactly what you meant.
He knew exactly what I meant. Yeah, so next thing you know,
I'm on a plane right out there and
learning how to do a backflip on a pit bike.
So that was probably the scariest part about it is they put me on two wheels at first,
which I am not good on.
Right.
When I look at you, your body type doesn't necessarily, like, strike me as backflip.
Like, even if you were on a trampoline, I don't know if I, like, can you do a backflip on a trampoline?
Somehow I can.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
It's kind of like a bee flying, but the thing is, it's still happen.
You are built like a three-wheeled rider.
A bee flying.
Bees are supposed to fly.
Yeah, but think about it.
They're kind of like, they're wider set.
Like the bumblebees.
You got some big wings.
Like, think about the bumblebees.
Like, Gavin's kind of, like, built like a bumblebee.
Thanks.
That's a weird, weird.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, so, yeah, built to take a crash.
Definitely took a couple, you know, pit bikes to the face.
The shittiest part about it all was once I landed upside down on one of them,
I had pit bike gashes leaking in my face the whole time.
Is that worse than three-wheeler gas?
A little bit worse, just straight four-stroke.
I like the two-stroke tastes a little bit better.
But, dude, yeah, sitting in there upside-down because you can't move it all, really.
You got to wait for the bike to pull you out.
Right.
Yeah, I saw that.
You can't, you can't wiggle even at all.
I mean, you can't, no, dude, yeah, you got to pretty much stay calm and just let the,
try and grab the hook, hook the bike onto the rope and let it pull you out.
So somebody jumps in the pit right away?
Yeah, yeah, so you'll have somebody there.
And how they get in the pit is they'll throw a little woodboard on the pit so they can stand
and don't sink in and they'll toss you the rope.
Let's say you do the flip and you're upside down.
How long are you sitting in there waiting for them?
I'm sure it feels like a lot longer.
It feels like a long time, probably a minute.
Really?
About a minute?
About a minute, yeah.
Do you guys remember that episode of Nitro Circus?
when they made street bike Tommy jump off of like I don't know if it was like 20 or 40 feet like a drop into this foam pit and he went all the way 15 feet down and he was in there for 40 minutes oh my god they couldn't find them 40 minutes they couldn't find them and they're like digging like frantically
what I was freaking out after two all the way down to the bottom and he was like like 15 feet down and they're digging in this giant phone pit they can't fucking find him it was like 40 minutes I think
That would stress me out so bad.
Can you imagine?
Dude, I'd be freaking out.
And it's got to be like soundproof.
It's just pitch black.
You can't hear anything.
You're yelling.
You're trying to breathe, man.
It's the worst thing ever.
You probably have gas on your face.
There's that soundproof room that's actually in Minnesota.
And like if you spend so much time in it, you go crazy.
Yeah, we're going there.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Like, I feel like that's what it would be like down there.
Like you couldn't even yell for help because it would just be absorbed by the phone.
What are we going to do there?
What do you mean?
What are we going to do there?
Locke Evan and Dalton in there together?
Oh, no.
Oh my goodness
Once you unlock the door
There's only gonna be one person left
Which one would it be, Ken?
That's what we're gonna find out
What do you think would last?
I could take that look like
I don't know if you could
I think you got him have
He's all flashy
Yeah screw 40 minutes down there man
40 minutes way too long
A minute was way too long as well
What was that like showing up there
After watching like all the Nitro Circus shows
And just everything that's made that area
Or that Pastrano land is so legendary
Just a dream coming
I'm true. It honestly doesn't even feel real. Pulling in there, you open, you come through the gates and it's just a big old compound. Go inside the shop.
I mean, he literally has like a little jump set up in the shop for skateboards and all that.
It's just the coolest thing ever. Dude, I bet. So sick. And then you go up to the bar, man, the bar room was, I can't even tell you guys. Pictures of the coolest stuff you can think of all around the place. I mean, yeah.
Did you grow up watching like nitro circus? Oh, who didn't? Yeah, of course. Went to a couple nitro circus shows and all there when you were there.
No, he was at a wedding. I missed him by a day, sadly. But, uh, Trevor, coach Trevor Perron.
He did an awesome job, kept me safe, and, yeah, got me around on all three wheels.
Were they pretty confident that you'd be able to do it?
No.
Oh, really?
Oh, no, oh, no.
Oh, yeah, he was pretty nervous because most people show up and, you know, what's going to happen?
You know, most times it's like, ah, sickos, they're all athletes, so they were able to take the dirt in the first day.
That's very, very rare they were saying, but, uh, dude, yeah, just they were, can you backflip?
I learned on a trampoline kind of, did a little iffy on the trampoline.
They're all right, let's throw you on a pit bike.
And next thing you know, kind of just got the.
the grasp of it. How many tries on the pit bike to like get one around? So we did. I'm going to be
honest, 20 tries. You take about 20 tries and then you move on to the next thing. About 20 tries
is what they want you to do before you get it around the first time like to the wheels. Oh no.
Like how many tries to? Second try was perfect. Really? Yep. Second try was perfect. And then you did like
19 perfect ones in a row. We did probably. No, I mean you take a break because after about five you get
exhausted. Really? Yeah, you get exhausted. So we were prepping to go to dirt. The plan was get 20 on the
pit bike, get safe there, and then go for 15 to 20 on the three-wheeler and try and take the dirt
it was raining? And then why didn't you take it to dirt? It was raining. Just too rainy. We
were there during pretty much a hurricane. It was just pouring on us the whole time, so didn't get
a chance. Hurricane. What were you using? Which three-wheeler?
2-50-1985, yeah. The cool thing about it is he likes keeping it all stock, just to kind of
prove this 1985 three-wheeler can do backflip and it's completely stock. Man, so it's his three-wheel?
Wow, you didn't even have to bring your own three-wheel? Wow. Just showed up to Pastrondland
and he let me rip it. Pretty cool, dude.
right it was travis's that's uh Trevor's Travis's place but yeah
Trevor's three-wheeler so you're going to dirt man I got it right
you want to do it tonight she's man bro I mean I think you're better off going for it at
Travis's I think I'd probably say so too but I mean if we said it up right I'm feeling
good yeah it's terrifying I'm proud of you gab I mean what the first time you were here
you hadn't really jumped a three wheeler dude no I wasn't prepared
and we thought you were just like good at jumping three wheelers because you were yeah I remember
first thing bed sent to me would, first thing that Ben said to me was, dude, I thought you
knew how to jump a three-wheeler. No, I have no freaking clue. And, uh, slowly progressed from
there, started jumping up in Gunnison and got the hang of it up there and went from there.
Yeah. I watched your last video with that 250R. Yeah. The air-cooled one. Yep. Jumping really good.
Thank you. Appreciate that. Come a long ways. Yeah, you have come a long ways. Every time I see you
hitting that jump at your track, I just think, oh, man. I shouldn't be hitting it. You shouldn't be hitting
it. Nope. You did almost come up short on that gap. You're still so sketchy, dude.
So sketchy. Everything you do. I'm kind of known for that. But thankfully, I can take a crash. I'm known for taking a crash. So we got that down.
Gab, how's it going with your girl, dude? Still together. So Gab is still dating his girl after we set him up on speed dating.
Yep. Going on five months now. Going against the odds, dude. Yeah. And it's going good. Yeah. It's going great.
I love to see it. Still dating. Still, yeah. Right in three wheelers doing everything.
Madly and love. And she, what does she think of the 12 valve?
Dude, she loves it.
Now that we're putting some new wheels on it,
she's probably going to stay with me a little bit longer,
but I think the wheels probably aren't doing much,
but the cleaning it out definitely is.
100%.
Thank you guys for the detail.
So what's up with that?
Are you a hoarder or are you...
Dude, I like to keep a lot of stuff.
I like you never know what you're going to use.
I feel like I'm in an old truck.
I could break down anywhere.
I need everything I can, right?
Your math homework.
100%. I got old water.
Graduation cat.
Yeah, that's just stuff I could burn, right?
I pulled a full garbage bag,
like a 55-gallon garbage bag,
just of half-drink water bottles out of that thing.
Thank you, Ken.
Really appreciate that.
Yeah, we cleaned up Gav's truck for him.
It was kind of against your will, though, dude.
You were like...
Dude, I felt bad, man.
It was kind of...
I mean, there's a lot of...
That is not what you were doing.
You were freaking out.
I mean, I feel like going to touch any of it.
Dude, I mean, I got stuff from high school in there, man.
Holy crap.
I mean, yeah, Ken found my Bible with old high school promp pictures in there.
That's crazy, man.
I know, isn't that gnarly?
That's a time capsule in there.
Yeah, the coolest thing I found was in 1990.
McDonald's receipt for a dollar coffee, it was actually $0.89. And then a dollar McMuffin as well.
Three decades worth of stuff. That was pre-U garbage. Oh, yeah. I didn't exist. You didn't own
the truck. Well, you bought it with some garbage in it and then you added some of your own to it.
Had to. Yep. That's respect. Damn right. Yeah. Damn right.
A 30 year old receipt. 34 years. Yep. How much was it again for the coffee? It was like 78 cents or
88 cents. It's pretty decent deal. I honestly, coffee's not that much more expensive nowadays. That's
probably the one thing that hasn't jumped up,
but it's a tremendous amount in price.
I bet it's a dollar for a coffee at McDonald's right now.
McDonald's prices are like,
kind of getting up there too.
No, they are, but like there's certain little things.
Probably a couple bucks now.
Which is still a deal compared to most things.
Gap, how's insurance on that thing?
Not bad.
It's 1989.
It's cheap.
I thought they were actually paying you to get it off the road.
Probably.
No, I've never broken down in it, though.
The only time I did break down,
so I'm cruising up to Gunnison,
I start watching my temperature gauge at overheats or whatever.
I was like, shit, what do I do?
pull on the side of the road, and I'm like, oh, crap.
I never want to ask for help, but some redneck guy and his F-150 stops,
and he's like, hey, you need help?
Shit, sure, come help me, dude.
I was like, what is this guy actually going to do for me?
So we start looking at it.
F-150 guy.
He can't actually help me.
He's probably a city boy.
And starts looking at you, oh, dude, you got a hose leaking right there.
I was like, dude, what are we going to do?
We don't have any freaking Aze hardware stores near us.
And he looks at me, he goes, you got a rubber?
No, I don't got a rubber, man.
What's a rubber?
And he goes, me and the old lady got old rubber.
So runs back to his truck.
Old lady, yeah.
Used?
Oh, no, no, not used.
Oh, no, no, not used.
He said old rubber.
I was like, damn, he's keeping this guy's...
He's talking condoms.
Dude, I still have no clue what's going on.
What are you going to do with a condom, dude?
And comes back, you know, comes back over.
We take the hose off, and it was actually genius what we did.
So then you put your pants back on.
He said, as soon as he finished, he looks my line in a gym.
He didn't fit my truck yet.
My truck was still broken.
My truck is still broken.
He comes back.
Gavin's got his pants down.
He's like, hey, what are you doing?
No, no, no.
Cheapest fix I've ever had.
After the rubber was done, then the guy went to the back of the truck and he put a new hose on it.
Gavin gets done and he kind of just chuckles at the guy.
He goes, what are you laughing about?
And he hops back in his truck.
It starts it up and goes, my truck was just fine.
No, no, no, no.
That's not how it went here.
So we cut.
Okay, so tell you, take the comment.
When coming owners are in heat
They just pull over and put the flashers on
Put the gas cap out
Luried in a little F-150
Looking for the city boys
Oh
Dalton pulls up
Evan goes
Let me sit in the mattress
See let me sit in the driver's seat
Let me sit in the driver's seat
Let me sit in the driver's seat
sets up this tripod
Oh my goodness
You got to film a quick TikTok first
Dude so we take the hose off
I'm like all right
So we got a good splitting it
How do we fix this?
Cuts the rubber in half
We wrap the rubber around
Put the clamps on
So that the coolant can still flow through
Put it back on
Ran all the way back to Gunnison zero problems
Got the temperature back down
Good to go
Wow
Carry your rubber
Carry rubber fellas
Never leave home without one
Damn right
Advice
I'd probably get in trouble
If I was carrying a rubber around
Yeah seriously
It's for my cooling line
Yeah, go online.
Might be harder to sell.
Right.
So thank the, yeah, thank Lord for rednecks of freaking America right there, dude.
Right.
And I'm never leaving home without a rubber.
Gosh, damn it.
I've been wondering this question.
I wanted to have you on the podcast to get your opinion about it.
So there's a lot of like rappers making country albums these days, right?
Yep.
And so Gavin, as a country listener yourself or a redneck.
And then Evan as somebody who absolutely despises country music.
what's your guys's opinion on that i kind of like it i'm i like everything so i'm a rap guy and i'm
a country guy so seeing them kind of combined i'm not going to hate it and you hate everything so
honestly i think people like dalton need something to listen to him
give it to them all right fair enough fair enough i ain't listening to it gosh damn it
it f come on man who's your favorite who's your favorite rapper ev top three oh man just give me
just give me three that you listen to well um dave blunts who just gave me the follow on
Instagram. So I'm pretty hyped on that. Shout out.
Shout out to him. Oh, man.
This is really difficult. Little peep.
What do you mean? Yeah, Lil peep. Yeah, he's really good.
Oh, man. Just some juicy J. Juicy J. J. J. Waka Flaka.
Yeah, Waka Flaka. I've been listening to a bunch of him lately.
Project Pat.
Dude, you're old school rap. That's kind of like mid-2000s right there.
Oh, Wizz-Cleaf. I didn't even say that.
What about Fat Nick?
Oh, fat Nick. Of course. Yeah. See, there's a bunch of good ones out there.
Okay, so what would you do if they made a country album?
man i'd probably check it out just because you know and like it as like a guilty listen
nah just to see what's going on like if if i walked up to your truck when you like pulled into
the driveway what would you do turn it down probably change it what do you do it just
adjust in my furnace right heat dude it is crazy though like how many uh like rappers are
are making country albums is it yeah it's so common right now i feel like i mean it's like
m gk i mean he just went into i mean what like
punk.
Like rap because he did punk, but I mean it's...
No, but then he made rock.
A rock or whatever.
I'm just saying, you know, it's just going into a different lane.
I think when MGK switched to rock it, I mean, he obviously had some pretty bangers songs as
like a rap artist, but he had more bangers as a rock artist, I'd say.
Yeah, radio-wise, I mean...
Yeah, I mean, he definitely became a way bigger star.
Yeah.
Doing that.
I think people have just noticed that, like, it just sells.
Like, it's such a wave right now.
Dude, country is in.
or they just get probably sick of doing the same songs and who knows but yeah you're just like
what do i do for a new album i did see what post malone was getting kind of some hate for going country
like country guys were like post malone isn't country really yeah he probably isn't say he's country
though the one thing that i could see possibly becoming like a problem though is like some of the
melodies of his songs are like the same melody of like previous country songs aren't they
No, they definitely are.
And, like, that's, like, kind of jacking their songs flow and, like, what not, you know,
which they made from nothing.
Steal like an artist.
Yeah.
I was a huge fan of rapping jelly roll.
Oh, jelly roll.
Like, 10 years ago.
He was...
Really?
Yeah, he was, like, doing a bunch of stuff.
You're in tune with the underground.
It was great.
I like his country better, obviously.
I've never really listened to much of it.
I just kind of stay away from it.
I try not to listen to his country music.
It's a little too, like, it's just like, all.
sad songs, you know.
He's got a couple bangers here and start driving in your truck home.
You start feeling sorry for yourself a little bit.
I thought that's what the point of country was.
Isn't that every?
No.
No.
Where do you find your music?
SoundCloud.
Internet.
Like everybody.
He goes to the CD stores.
You find some underground guys though.
That was a good way of putting it.
Like most of guys that you listen to are like on the come up underground.
A lot of people listen.
The guy you were just talking about were like 15,000 followers on Instagram.
Like, how do you find these guys?
Literally last night, we were just watching World Star Hip Hop,
just whatever it was feeding us.
I don't even know how that works, but these people buy, yeah, yeah,
it's like, most of it was trash, but.
A gnarly stuff on there.
World Star, oh, dude.
We're on World Star all the time.
Dude, this stuff was not what you want to be on there for.
I'll tell you that.
Really?
World Star really transitioned.
Yeah, no, I remember that.
Lanes in World Star, but, yeah, World Star.
Do people still yell World Star?
I do sometimes.
You yell like TikTok.
Like, it doesn't make the same thing, you know.
Dude, when Micah looped out at, like, 50 miles an hour on the highway,
like, it was the only thing I could think of saying as he's sliding down the highway.
Really?
Yeah, I blacked out the only thing I could yell.
Like, are you okay?
Do you need help?
That was crazy.
Nope.
World star.
It's kind of like when Ben crashed, like, your first reaction was just start clapping.
Like, he just did the best thing.
Like, I don't think I've ever.
seen you praise him for any of the stuff he's done like like crashing into that tree impressed at the
amount of destruction he did at that moment yeah you like that he deserved a round of applause me and cj were
watching the video back before we press live you know we're we're watching it through and it was
my first time seeing it after cj had edited that portion and uh we watched it through and i just go
man evan is such a fucking dick because i that was the first time i'd seen your but i'm laughing i'm laughing
you had already said you're okay like five times i had no idea i had no idea i had no idea
how happy
he hitting that tree
had made you
and then we
and CJ's laughing
and you know
I'm like
let's watch it through
one more time
and then we watch it
and there's a moment
in it when you go
man that was just
that was just crazy
and you looked up
and you were like
thank God
like you're like praying to God
and you got like this little
you did
just pop it up right here
that was crazy
crazy
like you're just so happy
you were so happy
I don't think I've ever
seen you this happy ever
and when he crashed
in that
treat at the very least it takes some heat off of me when i wrecked something expensive i'll be like well
it wasn't the unicorn yeah that's true you set the bar really yeah i mean like realistically
out of everything to crash and i'm i'm not i'm not even mad like honestly i'm just glad you're
okay and that's just you know a risk we take when we're freaking trying to drift that thing
we all understand it it's it's a replica and honestly the thing it wasn't perfect in terms of
driveability to begin with yeah it wasn't meant to be doing
It wasn't meant to be doing what he was doing.
Yeah, no, it wasn't.
But so I'm not mad about that.
But in terms of, like, replaceability,
I don't think you could have wrecked a worse thing.
Pretty bad.
Like, your Lamborghini would be an easier thing to fix.
For sure.
Really, anything would have been an easier fix.
This is a one-of-one just put together thing.
You know, at the same time, you know, kind of,
there was some flaws with it that we never really pointed out on video,
Just because it just, we weren't really trying to, like, complain about it.
And we aren't.
But, like, for instance, the floor was, like, raised up a shit ton.
So you were always sitting in it super awkwardly.
Like, you were just, like, kind of crunched in.
Okay, Evan fit was fine.
But, like, it was super tight.
The brakes didn't work in the back unless you had your foot to the floor and then
pulled the e-break.
So in order to have the back brakes work, you have to add your foot to the floor,
and then also pull the e-break.
And they were still really freaking weak.
Like, it was nerve-wracking.
Because the handbrake should be on a separate system from the brakes.
And from my understanding is that they were going to fix that when they fixed the quarter panel that got messed up on it.
But it just got overlooked and didn't get fixed.
It was just like the steering, like the steering post is just freaking.
That goodness, I would have a little giving it.
Yeah, no kidding.
Good point, Ryan.
Might have saved your life.
I saved your nose for sure.
It was a lot to corral.
Like even like those pro drifters like when we were with Jake, they were like, yeah.
I mean, that was a lot to, like, he was working for it to drift it.
Yeah, the brakes were just shitty and it was just not.
It just wasn't set up and, like, I wasn't a good enough drifter to be, like, fixing, like,
really to begin with, yeah, yeah, fixing, like, the mistakes that you would have to fix, like, you know.
And they're like, I hop in Jake's car and it's so dialed.
Like, you, like, go around.
Man, I can't believe you just said that.
When is the last thing of Jake's ever been dialed?
Yeah.
Dude, that unicorn was kind of a dog, too.
It could have used another 75 horse.
it would actually be, I think, at where it's at, but it was just always a little underpowered.
Yeah.
It really was.
Yeah.
It would overheat and everything.
Yeah.
I'm sure these problems aren't too big of a deal, but...
We're going to get a fixed, though.
We are, yeah.
I think we found somebody to fix it and then twin turbo it.
Another YouTuber.
Yeah, I mean, I'm glad, though, like, we'll have it sent off this winter.
It'll get fixed, and then it'll come back.
Come back, and, yeah, so, like, do we want to put barriers on the new?
I think we should, because...
I don't want some random person to go through
what I am dealing with now.
It would have been bad if you would have hit your door.
If you hit your door going as fast as Jake.
Yeah, I mean, there's a lot.
I think that could go wrong.
And it's cool being that there's nothing at the sketch factor.
But like, if shit does go south, it's like, it's 10 times worse.
Realistically, though, you still have the trees for aspect in terms of filming.
Like, you're drifting around something.
Have you just had walls right before?
because if you, let's say we're to slide in and, like, hit the side on that tree, it would be a bad deal.
Because that's going to be sitting where you're sitting.
But if you slide into a barrier, it's not going to, you know, impale through the vehicle.
No, I think we need some sort of barrier.
I don't know.
I don't know what that.
It'll still look good, though, is what I'm saying.
Yeah, I don't know what that looks like exactly if it's like some kind of wall set up, you know, a barrier wall or if it's like tires, so it's got a little bit of give to it.
I think it's a barrier wall.
Tires aren't going to do as much as you think.
They're going to kind of look like crap.
I just think you do barrier walls around just that spot.
And then maybe if you want,
you could do them in the middle, too.
But, like, you're still going to have that aspect
that we were looking for with the trees.
Yeah, so it goes up with the track.
Like, you have to go a certain way.
Yeah.
Hey, man, it's our first drift track.
We're still dialing it in over here, you know?
It's the only drift track with trees.
It is crazy, though.
I mean, it's sick.
Until your head for a tree.
What went through your head, dude?
when you saw that tree head on,
what was going through it?
Shit.
He said it out loud.
Yeah,
it was just screaming it.
Yeah.
I mean,
I was done.
It was done.
There, dude,
every time I have even more respect
for those trees.
Like,
whatever I'm on,
I swear,
those trees picked up
and moved closer to the track
after that accident.
I know,
dude,
I got PTSD just driving around it.
Like,
even if I'm driving my truck
just on like the track,
I'm just like,
ooh,
yeah,
dude,
I don't like that.
Respect the trees,
man.
Ben,
what was that video
that you had?
to show her they're not ready for it oh yeah yeah yeah so i think just with social media people are
just doing like the craziest shit obviously to to try and get views or get famous i saw this
and it just blew my mind oh no so this guy fuck macdonalds i'm gonna crash into it all my mama
no well's this at a crash at a mcdonalds in springfield miraculously the driver was able
to get out of the car somehow looks like he like hardly recovering from their injuries
What?
Unreal.
Amigo Chino!
Amigo Chino!
Holy crap!
They put me on house arrest, but um...
If this video blow up, I cut it for real for...
What a freaking idiot.
Bro.
Cuts his ankle bracelet.
He's on house arrest, cuts his ankle bracelet live on Twitch, and then just runs for it.
To where?
I don't know.
Hey, yo, if you don't know who I am, I'm the dude who cut my ankle monitor
on TikTok Live.
This is my makeshift camp until I get to the next location.
What?
You feel me?
But, you know, I'm heading towards New York.
So, um, let me pull up.
Hey, yo, the feds ain't never going to catch me.
I see y'all in New York.
I don't really know.
I don't really know what this guy's, uh, bro, I thought it was,
but I thought it was fake and I kept wanting to think it was fake.
And he kept reaffirming that it was real.
That was real.
That is absolutely insane.
This was a while ago.
On the run still?
When was that posted?
See when his last vid was posted?
Four hours ago.
No.
That video was about a month ago.
Yeah, yeah.
It says this, but I saw something about this like six months ago, I swear.
So is he in trouble?
Obviously, he's in trouble, but has he been captive?
I have no idea.
I guess they say his name, but go back to the main video, because he hits a different corner of the building.
Yeah.
No, he does it?
He does he or doesn't?
I mean, he might not.
He could have hit it in like the, the, also.
So, like, how was the vehicle like that?
I'm just going to give the guy the credit that he did it.
And he's an absolute maniac.
Dude, what is up with, that is so not worth it?
Like, that is so not worth it.
That is the craziest thing I've ever seen for years ever in my entire life.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, dude.
You know, it's interesting that someone would want to do that much?
He's on no jumper?
He went on no jumper?
I'm sorry.
Okay, so this is saying he crashed into an orange theory in January.
So he's done a couple times.
if it's all fake actually that the guy is just he's actually kind of smart yeah he'd be really smart
like he pretends to do that and then he pretends to get arrested and then he pretends that he gets
on house arrest cuts the ankle monitor cuts the ankle monitor the ankle monitor could have just been
fake yeah it looks fake too it didn't even look like a monitor you remember and then he's just
on the run which is all fake actually can you cut through ankle monitors with a pair of scissors
yes probably i'm sure yeah you're probably right you think they'd make it harder to cut through
but I'm sure it's like a situation
where if you really want to get it off.
They know, they find out as soon as you break it.
So I'm sure they're probably thinking, like, you know,
if you're cut in your mess already,
you're not making it.
I'm sure it's just a glorified zip tie with a wire in it.
This reminds me a lot of Little Tay.
Do you guys remember Little Tay?
The girl.
The little Asian girl.
I was like, I mean, I got all this money.
And it was like in that era of internet
where there was Little Tay,
Wo Vicky, Bad Baby.
Yes.
Bad Baby.
That loves bad baby.
Long neck.
Remember long neck?
Oh, and wide neck?
Wigachyberry.
There's like, kind of these just like...
Internet memes?
Yeah, you're bait.
I want to be like nice with the way I say it,
but like just like meme-like people
that were playing a character.
Like they weren't actually like that in real life.
I know someone kind of like that plays like an internet character.
Uh-huh.
Anyways.
I'm a redneck.
What?
We weren't, what?
Man, you dug yourself in that one, dude.
Yeah.
Anyways.
Oh, no, no.
I was talking about Dalton.
I thought you were coming after me.
Oh, no, no, no.
You have a guilty conscience?
Something like that.
Nervous over there.
But, no, it's just, it reminds me a lot of that.
Those, those characters never really stick around.
Like, you know, it never lasts.
Little Tay apparently, like, came out that she, her parents were, like,
holding their hostage and making those TikToks or something like that.
What happened the little Tay?
She, like, just came out like a year ago.
And then watch some of her old videos, because I'm pretty sure I ended up deleting all of them.
It was a messed up situation.
Yeah, she was like 11, dude.
She was, like, super aggressive.
You know that someone was sitting behind the camera telling her what to say.
And now her whole life is going to be condomest.
Like, it's going to be just, like, people remember that shit when you're that famous.
Yeah.
And, like, it's going to be very hard to, have you guys?
Bro, yeah.
Double junk, chocolate, cookie.
No, I don't.
But I've heard someone say that just recently.
Dalton.
Someone, one of our crew members said that.
And the way they said it, I knew it was a meme, but I didn't care to dig anymore.
Yeah.
Okay, so I don't know how the meme originated, but there's like this father and son.
They're probably from somewhere out east.
Yeah, they got like heavy accents.
Pull up the origination of it so I don't mess it up.
Hey, who ate my double-tonged chocolate cookie?
It wasn't me.
It was him.
It wasn't me.
Whoever it was better make me another double-tonged chocolate cookie.
Apparently this dad has been trying to get famous for many years, like he's been
YouTubeing for a long time.
Really?
We didn't even watch the whole thing.
nailed like this format apparently the costco guys format really works but i'm actually a laundress got
a costco membership pretty freaking excited to try him chicken bake looks so good yeah so it's the chicken
bake the little kid goes you want a chicken bake we bring the boom and then the dad goes or double
jump chocolate chip cookie we bring the boom boom or doom the internet's a crazy place man yeah moral
you can really do anything yeah you really can i mean look at us we're sitting here it's very true
Dude, I'll tell you who won the most out of that is Bad Baby.
Yeah, she's actually the most successful by far.
She made $52 million.
Yeah, she played it right.
She had good music, too, though.
Like, when she came on with the music.
Yeah, Gucci Flip Flops was lit.
But here, let's watch this.
Little Tay.
Do you remember Little Tay, Gabby?
I don't know if I've seen Little Tye.
Okay, here we go.
What the hell?
You're kidding me.
You already know what it is.
Little Tye, the youngest of the century.
I'm only nine years old.
but I'm richer than all y'all broke-ass haters.
This be my kitchen, it bigger than your whole entire living group.
She went viral for this?
No haters are already older than me, but y'all still talking shit.
I'm a nine-year-old millionaire, and I be smoking dope.
What?
Shut your mouth before I smit, you want to eat.
Little tan here are falling in the I-A.
I dropped 200 racks on this car, and I'm only nine years old.
I've got the keys to this car.
That's an Evan attitude right there.
He's a butterfly wing.
Y'all haven't seen this car in your life.
I've been driving this around the Beverly Hills area,
and I'm only nine years old.
I'm on no license.
If that was like my niece and we like show up to Thanksgiving
and she starts yapping like that at me over the dinner table,
I'll be like, when the hell did Taylor get this attitude?
Her name's Little Tay now, Ben.
She goes by Little Tay.
Yeah, the parents correct me.
But yeah, pretty crazy.
That's what that guy reminds me of.
But the more I think about it,
It might be fake.
I think it's fake, dude.
Yep.
I think that guy's out smart in the internet.
Clearly worked.
Yep.
No kidding.
Speaking of ankle monitors, a guy I knew in college had an ankle monitor.
You got two minors in quick succession.
And then he had an ankle monitor and then he hung out with somebody who had been drinking alcohol and they rubbed legs.
And then his ankle monitor went off.
No way.
And then what?
Then he had to go in every day and blow into a thing to prove he was sober.
That's crazy.
Didn't he get two minors?
like in a week yeah like one on Thursday one on Saturday bit of bad luck bit of bad decision
making freshman in college it early in the year and next thing you know you got an ankle brace
brutal it is weird though so ryan and i were he was in like the dorm across from me that year and
uh i also knew this guy very nice like smart like just a good guy a good kid like you're a kid
at that age but it was just unlucky you know like you hear the story of it you're like
what is this guy like this guy doesn't care about anything you know like what a crazy maniac he's unhinged
but it was just a nice kid that just got unlucky like two times like you know just in a short little
stint but uh yeah it is weird how that how that goes because like now when i think of something
like that i'm like that's not that bad like a couple miners but obviously there is like people
out there that are just racking them up and then they got to get an ankle bracelet and that's pretty
crazy like i was sitting in class with me he's like it's it was early in the year so he has to
wear like it was still hot out so he's wearing shorts but he doesn't want to walk around with class
wearing an ankle monitor because everybody's going to be like who the hell is this guy probably
be scared of him yeah so he had to like wear long pants and sweat pants and stuff because bulky
dude i was in the airport coming back from Vegas the other day and i'm sitting on the tram i look
down and i see this guy's legs he had uh leg cuffs on no way yep shut up so they were transporting them
So I noticed that he's got leg cuffs on, and then he's just wearing, like, pants and, like, kind of like a long jacket, right?
Long beard, tattoos, older guy.
It's probably 50.
So I, like, start kind of looking at, you know, like, who's holding.
Because he was on, in a wheelchair.
Oh.
Yeah, so this guy was in a wheelchair.
Oh, so he can't really walk.
Right.
Your legs.
I, like, start looking at, like, the person pushing him, and it was kind of just like an older lady.
And then there was, like, this guy standing, like, behind him.
And I noticed that he had, like, police.
on like his like call like he was wearing like a badge of some sort so i was like oh shit this is like
they're transporting like a prisoner wow we get off right and i see them push and i like go to
like greta and to tommy and gretta's a little brother i go yo i'm pretty sure that this guy right here
is like a prisoner of some sort and they're like transporting him right he had already gotten
away at this point he goes up the elevator or he goes no they like they wheeled them to the
elevator we go up the escalator so we get up to the top floor right at this point i'm like telling
all like all the siblings i was like yeah i just saw this i was like i guess it makes sense i just
have never thought about it like how do they transport you know from like prison to prison
i should you not this guy gets off they're rolling them around the corner and he looks at
i don't know if it was me i'm i'm gonna sleep good at night and say it was greta's little brother
tommy and he like winked at him what the hell what
dude it's like he fucking knew we were talking about him or some shit dude we heard you no i mean
we were across the we were across the airport at this point and he like came around he like winked at
him and then he got like pushed off and i was just sitting there in like chills and i was like i mean
i feel like we're good but fuck that was creepy i wonder what he did and like do they fly him on
spirit or something like that like if it's a little fucked up put him on a delta flight like
that stuff's expensive you know because it's like you can't just like buy out like the whole
section of the plane you're not flying on private yeah they're not flying in private you're right
i thought they just threw them on like on a boss or something but not unless are you sure i mean
maybe he got jammed up at the airport and they're just trying to get him out of there no no definitely
no he was it was definitely this guy wasn't a criminal but i'm flying to phoenix last week and uh
some guy as we're going to the airport as we're in the airport getting drinks or whatever
some guy comes up to me he's like dude where are you flying you i'm going phoenix he goes oh
man me too let's go have a time he starts drinking pretty hard i see him 30 minutes later at the gate
we're getting ready to board.
And he goes, dude, how do my eyes look?
He opened his eyes.
Holy shit, man, are you okay?
He goes, dude, you know how many drugs I'm on?
How many freaking drugs I'm on?
Next thing you know, man, he's making a ruckus on the plane.
It's like, shit, are we going to be able to take off because of this guy?
Thankfully, he chills out a little bit.
20 minutes goes by.
I watch him go to the bathroom.
Dude's in there for 30 minutes.
You just hear, oh, dude just blowing his brains out, man.
Not the same thing, but yeah, there's multiple types of criminals.
You got to take off?
Yeah, we got to take off.
Imagine he gets jammed up in the air.
air and you go in the guy just you see him stand up and then turn around and point straight at
you right i'm with him with him gavin's wearing a yup three wheelers cut off people are yeah it's
definitely him because i was talking him before are they like is he your buddy i'm like no i don't know i don't
know dude there's something about being on an airplane and man you got a lot of trust in the
situation you really do man you got to trust that next person next he's not going to have a freak out
and then you know have to land the plane or something that's why evan doesn't fuck with flying
not only what if someone just tried to go open the door i think we'd all like implode i do think
about that because i'm an exit row guy and i've been like laying there and please don't take away my
tsa pre-check but i look at like the door i'm like it seems pretty available cross my mind
like accessible yeah like this is not really under a locking key obviously there's
repercussions to doing it but i'm like it's got to be under lock the key though everyone
gets sucked out of the plane i mean yeah we're wearing a seatbelt
At altitude, though, it's physically impossible.
What?
To open it?
Like at altitude, it's physically impossible to open a plane door
no matter how hard do you try.
Really?
It's just like the plane.
I thought they're pressurized out.
Yeah, but it's like it's a plug and it's like the plug
is pushing on the body of the plane.
So it has to like open in first before it can go out.
It's physically impossible to open a plane door unless like something
catastrophically fails.
Like when that one fell off that Alaska Airlines flight.
Like that.
That had to have been such a hit on Alaskan Airlines.
No, that's a Boeing hit on YouTube.
Dude, I bought a bunch of Boeing stock
after some type of thing
and then they just kept sucking more.
Then they had the thing with astronauts.
Then they lost the astronauts.
And it just dipped.
You bought that in like January?
Yes, at some point.
And I was like, I'm an investing genius.
And then it just tanked.
It just, it was not a smart move.
You guys see that out of control, Honda Pilot?
It was like local.
Oh, yeah, Parker.
What happened?
Honda Pilot.
Talk about this.
So it's like,
supposedly like something went
like catastrophically wrong with the computer
in it just put the pedal to the
floor kid tried like couldn't put it
neutral because it had like one of those electronic shifters
had pushed to start so he'd like
tried turning the car off would not turn off
so he's doing like a hundred and like
19 down backcountry roads I don't understand
how like if you stand
on the brakes you would think
you could go slower than
113 miles an hour
yeah that's a lot for this little car
yeah that's like top speed like he basically
Basically had to have a state trooper get in front of him and, like, ram him down.
So I read that they were going to attempt to throw out spike strips, which in my head is like kind of a terrible idea.
He's an 18-year-old kid going 113 miles an hour and then let's blow his tires up.
Wait, so what they end up doing?
Basically, a state trooper got in front of him.
A controlled rear end.
And then, like, a controlled rear end.
No way.
But they adaptive cruise wouldn't let it hit the car.
So, like, you know, if it was just a normal.
car you make contact and you hit the brakes and you slow down so apparently it kept like riding behind
they're like oh it's working it's working and then the adaptive cruise overrode and just
launched into the back of the car and then they they they saved it and stopped him is there video
how did this how did this happen where this dude has enough space yeah how did you 13 miles it was it was
around here it was like by sabin yeah and they were uh what they were wanting to stop because there was a small
town with i think like a roundabout or at least a town and then after that town the road teed
so it's like a that's what i'm wondering for the hellaham three one three situation where like
you only have a few minutes before this kid literally just hits a team dude this is insane not funny
actually but can you imagine coming up oh it's that night too yeah it looks like evening but very
recently this is local this is by us how gnarly is this a guy said the dude was from fargo did the guy
Call himself in.
He called himself in and was like, hey, my car's malfunctioning.
And that made me think, hmm, the next time I get pulled over speeding,
do I just go, hey, man, my car won't stop?
And I just floor it for a while until a cop slows me down and then I'm a hero.
You think they'd have to do something.
That's not a high horse power vehicle.
Right.
Think you could.
I mean, they're ripping.
They are ripping.
You can't eat a ditch at that.
Dude, at 113 is fast.
Still think standing on the plate.
Rakes would slow it down.
I'd agree.
And then hit the ditch when you slow it down as much as you can.
Dude, this is gnarly.
But I also think, F, you would look at that as an opportunity.
You're like, I'm going to do something.
I'm going to do something sick.
So what's he doing right now?
Like, we've got to pass this car.
Look, they're going through this small town at, I mean, what appears to be 100.
Yeah.
Oh, my.
Dude.
Oh, wait, I recognize this town.
Is this Sabin?
Dude, this is insane.
Is it?
No, it's north of town.
Dude, think about people watching this, be like, holy shit.
Dude, look at how long.
This guy's running.
Look how long it's taken from.
But it's taking it forever.
Like, that shows how fast he's going.
And to give the kid credit, driving 120 miles an hour at night in a car that is a crossover is pretty impressive.
Very hard.
He kept it straight.
He didn't crash.
You got about four miles and that's going to T.
Yeah, four miles left and you got a T.
It's like the train bridges out.
How does that happen?
And so this is actually the second time.
He couldn't jam it into neutral?
It's electric.
There's too many computers, man.
It ain't a 12 valve.
I don't know, man.
I think that you could pull.
What's he doing on the brakes right now?
Oh, he's running next to him.
They're racing.
Dude, this is wild.
I think you could.
could, as Evan said, get slow, press the e-brake button,
probably an electronic e-break, and of course,
Honda responded to this and said that nothing like that has ever happened,
and we diagnosed the car, and the car was 100% perfectly fine.
So they're thinking the kids just...
Kid, I just put on the fucking gas.
Do you think the floor mat?
Dude, that happened to...
Does it happen. It does happen. It does happen.
His car? Yeah, they put the weather tech floor mat over his accelerator pedal.
and he started it up and like the truck went
and then he ran over there
and pounded down the window and so did somebody else
before the lady threw it and drive.
Well, let's get to the spot where he stops him.
Yeah, it's crazy because it's one of those situations
you look at and go, I think I wouldn't have been able to get out of that.
Could you?
It's a tough one right there.
You know, what can you do?
Eat a ditch.
Sometimes people panic, though.
It's over such a long period of time.
It's one thing to panic in like a couple second car accident.
It doesn't really hit them.
Yeah, so they're kind of.
smacked him a little bit.
Dude, this is crazy.
I can't get over, like, how gnarly it would feel to be a part of this.
Heck, I'm not sure.
Just right there.
Like, on the, on the side of the 18-year-old driving and the state trooper.
And the cow cops.
Dude, you're in it.
Well, think, four miles, three miles, two miles.
And you're like, holy shit, this is coming up.
That's coming.
Yeah, you got two minutes at four miles.
Think about that.
You got two minutes.
It's one thing when you're intentionally going that fast.
Granted, you shouldn't do that.
But it's another thing when the car is just going that fast, you have no control and you're just in full pan-up mode.
That's so true.
You're just sitting there.
You're not pressing the pedal.
You're just riding with.
115's fast.
Long for the ride.
Especially someone like that doesn't, like hasn't gone that fast.
Like, imagine going that fast for 20 minutes.
Like, think about it.
You got a call 9.000.
911. Hey, this is what's happening. Here's where I think I'm at. Come and find me.
Yeah. And I'm also traveling 100 miles an hour that way. Yeah. You know, like people got to come
from probably the opposite direction. That's the only way you can catch up. How fast you got to be
going to catch up to him? Faster than 100. Probably like 140, 150. Do that car govern out at
115 or 120 or whatever? That's got to be the max speed of a Honda pilot.
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Well, like my Raptor does like 90s.
nine like it doesn't like it's governed like a lot of cars are like governed oh a picture where
they reunited huh no whole freaking i don't know man looks like he's the type of kid to just try to
look heaven dude that kid looks high i'm pretty sure i think he was up to something yeah but either
way i'm glad he's all right honda's like this is never happened ever we've made a million
and a half cars that's a different honda pilot evan what do you think about the other
Honda pilots. You know the ones that I made the video of? Oh yeah. The Go-Car. The ones you were ripping.
So they're two-stroke FL 400s. They're basically the newest version. I'm going to say the first
side-by-side ever made pretty much. What do you think about it? A pretty sick unit. Talk more crap about it.
Dude, he was talking crap about it. Yeah. Gav's all fired up because Ev's been chirping at him
for the last couple days. About what? So Gav does this barn find or this collection find where he finds
all of these Honda pilots in great condition, right?
Immaculate.
Immaculate condition.
We're going to pop up a picture of a Honda pilot.
You took it for a little rip.
Right.
And this is where Evan has...
This is where Evan has the problem now.
So they've kind of been buttoned heads
the last couple days about Gavin...
I don't think...
I don't think that I'm the only one out there
that wants to see you properly rip a pilot.
And I understand why you couldn't...
Because they weren't.
Because they weren't.
Because they were not, yeah.
But I think that you need to just...
Let's go get one and wreck it.
And wreck it.
Rip it hard.
All right.
That's all.
How fast are they?
When I saw it, like, are they not very fast?
No, they top out of it.
63, I think.
You were going like fast.
It's pretty fast.
I know.
So we weren't jetted right.
And I didn't want to break it, of course.
But they're bad, no, they're bad ma'ammajamas, man.
You got forward, reverse.
They're belt driven.
So it's basically a snowmobile motor in a freaking Honda.
And they're from the 80s.
Doesn't get much more do you need.
What more do you need when you're gabing?
Damn right about that.
I got a pee.
Go pee
And then I need to confess
CJ
When you
Okay
Do it
Dude I think that kid
Was up to something
And so funny enough
There was actually
Just one that happened
In June
A Fargo woman
Driving a 994
Gas pedal stuck
90 miles an hour
Oh wow
Oh but she crashed
2023
Honday Tucson
1989
I wouldn't do that to you
Damn right
Yeah see that is very true
Like if you actually
had a shifter
You could just
jam that thing into neutral or something you know and you'd be fine that is kind of scary to think about
especially with like the teslas and and whatever it's like you are definitely in less control
and yeah in some people's cases probably most cases it's probably better because normally the
air is on the user but uh you could be a very experienced driver and and have absolutely no control
if the computer's got like full control that thing you're just at the mercy of whatever it wants to do
It reminds me of the movie I-Robot.
You should watch that tonight.
You feel comfortable?
After watching that clip of that Honda, no.
They go fast your model X would be going.
You'd be going like 200 miles an hour.
Yeah.
You'd be fucked, dude.
That guy would not be able to catch up to you.
No.
And the X.
Especially with the cyber truck,
like there's no direct connection
between the steering wheel and the wheels.
So like the computer just malfunctions.
It stops taking input of that.
You're just going wherever the computer wants to go at that point.
It's true.
Very, very scary.
Ken's cyber truck gets hacked when he's driving on the road.
He starts going.
Bad luck.
Drives him right over to the next time Ben's driving it and he hits a tree with it.
Dude, it got hacked.
Got hacked.
Got hacked.
Got hacked.
I don't know what happened.
I think it was like Russia or something.
The cyber truck has like a massive wheel delay.
Like when you crank the wheel, it takes not a lot, but I mean like wheel goes, tire goes.
I mean, noticeably fall.
Like the time it would take a normal person to also crank a normal steering wheel,
It's about right.
Yeah.
But it's just like if you're going left, right, super fast,
it can't keep up to your inputs.
Ev, did you and Siege ever squash that conundrum you had?
No, we haven't actually.
What conundrum?
This was a couple weeks ago with your and Dalton's little photo shoot.
Always Dalton with you.
Photo shoot.
Yeah, I believe it was photos.
Maybe it was a video, doing some rollers.
Of the boat?
So, yeah, you had rolled into the shop.
You're like, yo, my bike's shooting some flas.
flames out the exhaust yeah yeah you know what i'm talking about no i know what you're talking about yeah
you were ripping the bike that day and you're always wearing your helmet hot rocket yeah yeah wearing your
helmet on the r6 and you come in and yeah whatever and you're all hyped because you're shooting some
flames or whatever and so you tell young boy you want to go make a little real or get some picks
or something i want to get some picks and see if you could get one it was like just it was getting
a little too dark but i wanted like a flame going on my exhaust understandable pretty sick cool cool picture
So as C.J. gets on the bike to leave the driveway, he takes his helmet off and puts it away and literally admitted right there on the spot that the helmet would make it look more Cheeto.
I didn't say Cheeto at all. My thought process on it, although you shouldn't, I don't recommend doing it. I don't recommend doing it. If I have my helmet on, people are just going to be like, this is just some random guy on a crotch rocket and it won't get as much as much likes, sadly.
And if I don't have it on, then they'll know it's me, and then, you know, it'll probably do better as a photo.
But the photos turned out like shit.
Not really Dalton's fault at all.
It was just too dark and miscommunications.
But, yeah, no, I mean, it was just, it just looked cooler for the picture, yeah.
Sometimes it is cooler to not wear a helmet.
No, it is what you're saying.
Just to narrow this down.
I think I told you in the moment, I said, I don't think it's cool not to, but it probably looks cooler on when you're doing a wheelie, yeah, with no helmet.
So here's more dangerous. Here's the thing, though. This dude's riding a crotch rocket down
the road. I'm just rolling. I'm just rolling. I'm just rolling. I would argue is equally as
hazardous as me doing a wheelie down the road. No, it is not. It's probably, it's probably
under the same control. Under skill level. That's all right. It's all right. I'll take it. Evan,
I think your argument is pretty invalid being that I've seen you eat shit three times in the last
two days.
You've lost your touch.
Doing wheelies.
First off, I think it was only twice.
Your tailbone's taking an even bigger pounding.
Exactly.
Would a helmet protect my hinder?
No, but if you were going five times the speed,
you know, you're probably going to, what,
10 miles per hour, if you're going to inevitably hit your head?
What if a 20-pound piece of ice dropped out of the sky into your head
should have been wearing your helmet during that situation?
That would hurt less.
I mean, we can make hypotheticals up all day.
I don't know if is that.
I don't need a helmet.
Maybe just, I guess then, yeah, you can let your head be unprotected,
but it does sound like you really need to protect your hinder.
Well, I've been taking extra precautions ever since young boy came aboard,
but yeah, I might have to double down.
This is, see, these are the comments that are concerning me.
I honestly thought a strip of duct tape was enough,
but now I'm going to have to add something.
It is seriously amazing.
It's so concerning.
It's amazing the relationship.
and, like, how significant it is between you and Dalton.
Like, you guys may not like each other,
but, like, how many times a day do you refer to Dalton?
Even when he's not here, you're thinking about that.
You really are.
And so, so, and it's still the same with him.
He's constantly like, yeah, Evan, Evan, think that's Cheeto or, yeah, like the little one.
He's always talking about the little one.
You probably think that's Cheeto.
Like, you two.
It's like you two, yeah, it's like you two, yeah, it's like you two are,
both just always thinking about each other like it's like a podcast ooh i don't want to do it without talking
about hot dogs you're actually pretty close but but you just can't get away from them man they're
inseparable they are i think they really deep down love each other and it's fun for me to watch
your guys's relationship bloom because i think low-key even though you guys don't know it your best
buds yeah i mean that's probably pretty safe to say i'd like to think that i only contribute about
one third of like all of the situation sometimes i feel like dalton kind of starts stokes and fuels
i'd agree with that and i definitely play along it's very fun starts stokes and fuels evan is taking
absolutely zero responsibility no no no i won't say i take zero responsibility i just feel like
sometimes i find myself already in the situation and you know just add the fuel yeah so what's
the other one third if you if if if dalton holds a third oh i probably start some shit
I probably, what's the other third?
That's my fault.
Well, there's three thirds is what I'm saying.
Yeah, two, two, oh, two thirds, Dalton, one third me.
I thought that's what you said.
Oh, okay, I see what you're saying.
So it's majority Dalton.
I think Dalton, yeah, is it probably provokes it a little more than I do.
That's all.
I don't agree with that, Evan, but I'm happy to see that there is some growth here with you.
You're starting to take a little bit of responsibility, a little bit of responsibility.
I was confused why you broke it into thirds.
I was thinking like, okay, Dalton's got a third.
got a third there's an outside fact no just two thirds one third hand yeah yeah you are getting
better yeah i don't know though i mean we joke about it but i think i think if this relationship does
continue we are going to need to get hr involved well i've been trying to get the official paperwork
the proper paperwork the last time i talked to justin he gave me some horseshit what paperwork were
you trying to get i just want to start making formal complaints so they're on record because
Yeah, I feel that a few years down the road,
it's going to come back to where it all started.
And I just want to have a paper trail on my side from the beginning.
That's actually, that's a pretty good point.
It's not that I think anything soon's going to happen.
It's just growing pains that we have to deal with now, you know?
We should have, like, an anonymous, like, uh, tip box.
Yeah, like a little box, you know, we'll just put it, yeah,
we'll just put it, uh, in like the kitchen area and we'll just have like a pen and paper
sitting next to it.
And then once a month, as a team,
We'll all sit down.
That's a very good idea.
All members of Corn Run Boys LLC will sit down and we'll read the anonymous tips.
Bro, this sounds like an episode of the office.
We all sit down.
Or what if we did the thing, you know, like Catholics do,
where they go and apologize and then are forgiven of their sins?
Confession.
Confession.
But we have Ken sit in the box.
And then we go, all right, Ken, what they say?
And Ken goes, oh, I don't know.
I wasn't paying attention
Kenna was scrolling on his phone
He would be the best
What is that? A preacher?
Oh, you're done?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry about that.
I don't think there's enough time in the day
If Evan were to go and sit down
In one of those boxes.
How would that go, Ev?
Not even thinking about it.
What would you tell him?
I ain't got nothing to say.
What would you do, Gaff?
No heavy stories, I'll tell you that.
You wouldn't apologize for them.
Why would you need to apologize for that?
You don't.
You never do.
Well,
I don't know what I do.
I try to keep it pretty PG.
Dude, I know.
Dalton's.
Yeah, you got a non-heavy girl.
What heavies are to you is what Dalton is to Evan.
You can't get it off your mind.
I don't think that that is a good way to look at Dalton.
Okay.
Like, it's not how he's defending him.
Now he's defending him.
No, I am not defending him.
I just don't think saying I look at Dalton the way Gab looks at heavies.
That is disgusting.
Gab looks at heavies like Micah looks at hot dogs.
I don't salivate and have to waistband it when I look at Dalton.
No, no, no.
I don't even look at heavies anymore.
I'm just working on a, you know, a fitness program to make my girlfriend a little heavier.
A fitness program.
So what's that entails?
Are you cheerleader, bro?
Lots of brownies and chocolate.
She's a cheerleader for the, can I say it?
The Denver Nuggets.
I don't know if those two things go together.
Gab's over here feeding her twinkies and shit.
I'm pretty screwed.
Yeah, do you like cook at home?
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm interested.
You know, when you're around here, you know, you're kind of raw willy-nilly going out to eat.
Like you, you cook up a dinner.
I'll cook it up, man.
Serve it.
Oh, yeah.
Steak, right.
A lot of gravy, I bet, mashed potatoes.
Trying to plump her up a little bit.
Corn bread, yep.
Corn bread.
Oh, 100%.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, it is amazing because the way you talk about the women that you are interested in.
Right.
You know, your girlfriend is the polar opposite.
Oh, 100%.
Of those.
100%.
Yeah.
I'm falling in love with her personality, not her looks.
Don't fucking say that.
Shut off, dude.
You are wild.
You are wild.
You are wild.
Crazy, dude.
We're just working on a good guy.
He's a good guy.
Gator a chance.
Getting the looks where I want it, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, because they're so rough.
Yep.
Unbelievable.
Right.
Yeah.
But thank you guys for the opportunity to meet her.
That was awesome.
Absolutely.
Pretty crazy.
Just wish you'd treat her a little bit.
Dude, I'm feeding her good.
I'm feeding her good.
It doesn't come down to feeding her, Gavin, whether you're treating her right or not.
This is a different woman than what you're used to.
We're working it out, man.
I'm learning new things.
We're trying it.
What the hell is wrong with you?
I don't know.
Something about the redneck in me just wants a heavy chick.
Damn it, Gavin.
What?
Nothing.
So, Gavin.
So I looked up the Denver Nuggets roster.
Uh-oh.
I was just kidding
I was just
Why don't know
Why, Ryan?
Evan chill.
What's that average height
On the starting line?
It's kind of funny
Because their starting point guard
Is Russell Westbrook
Oh no
Russell Westbrook's brother
I heard was hitting on your girlfriend
Oh, there we go
Greta, yeah
Oh shit.
How does that feel in ego?
Man, can you imagine
The like love triangle
that would come around?
obviously she never would
because she never loves you
likes you I don't know if you said love yet
and your three wheelers but like if she started dating
Russell Westbrook
and then she never would because Greta loves you
but Greta leaves me for her brother
for Ray or whatever his name is
and then those two met up
shut the hell up it would be crazy
me and Gavin would be just the Westbrooks
would win on that one action you guys be
bashing you guys probably like
move in together start a show together
like your own little segment
Ben and Gavin.
Every time I get food for the house, I come back and wear it all my food.
Gavin had a girl over that night.
It's all gone.
One meal, Ben.
That was one meal.
Yeah, sorry, we were watching a movie.
She wanted some snacks.
All your food's gone.
Yeah, no, I asked Gab if he was going to go to a game and he told me that he got season tickets
because he didn't want to leave his girl alone with the basketball players.
You actually got season tickets?
Yeah.
much for those. He blew too much. He blew his YouTube bag on some season tickets.
How many three-wheelers? Dude, a couple. Well, definitely four or five, two-fifty R. So what are you going to do?
This is jokes, right? But like, you trust her. She's good. Oh, I trust. Of course. So what are you going to?
But he's not going to let her out of his sight.
There you go back. You're just going to sit there and be like watching her. Make sure like no, no one, no, no basketball players obviously first off, probably, you know, the biggest, biggest threat. And then second off probably guys in the in the stands.
Making sure nobody's looking at her.
Staring, no binoculars.
You could, like, get like a mirror or something holding in front of her.
So that way, like, she, yeah, I can see what she's looking at.
And, yeah, make sure.
Like a one way, yeah.
She feels like she's there, but you're just like moving around and they can't see her.
The more I hear about you and your relationship, you're a good guy.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate that.
I try.
The three-wheeler guy's worst enemy basketball player.
I'm scared right now.
I don't think you could be any more different.
than a NBA basketball player.
You are damn right about that.
The fact that she likes you should make it feel pretty secure.
Exactly, dude.
If you were playing right now in like a B league,
if you played for what's the Harlem Globetrotters,
what's the other team that always loses the generals or something like that?
Anyway,
if you played for some shitty basketball team, I would be concerned.
100%.
Yeah, yeah.
But you don't, right?
Then it's like she's hitting the upgrade.
Yeah, she likes basketball players.
But she's good, dude.
No, she just wants a redneck or something.
When it comes down to three-wheeler riding rednecks, you're top of the line.
That's what I mean.
Top of the line.
There's no one better.
100%.
I'll claim it.
You got that in the books.
Thank you.
I don't know.
I mean, yeah.
Just keep my composure.
It'll work out.
And your eyes peeled.
And my eyes peeled.
Yeah.
Yep.
Be there sitting.
Keep.
What are you afraid you're going to get in a fight with them?
Something, man.
You run down getting a fight on the court?
Nicola Jokic.
Right.
Does that concern you?
Are they able to handle with the basketball players?
I mean, I don't know.
I'm mean, like, I feel like I'm, you know, nice, but if it got mean enough, I could, I could, you know.
I was more so asking, like, if women, like, do that they don't travel together, do they?
No, no, no, no, they don't, yeah, just home-guards.
But do they, they don't practice together?
No practices, nothing.
It's in their contract.
But their locker rooms are in the same.
Hey, easy.
No, it's in their contract.
They're not a lot of.
It's impossible.
They hit the shower, the showers.
Hey, chill, chill, chill, chill.
They have several locker rooms.
The showers are...
I'm already lost.
I'm already done then, dude.
Don't say that.
What were you going to say?
No, don't even say, Def.
I don't even remember anyone.
Go ahead.
There's something about contract.
Oh, yeah, no, I was saying, so it's like physically impossible for them to have any
contact.
It could never happen.
Well, no.
It's physically impossible, but it's contractually impossible.
I guess that two of the girls broke the contract last year, so...
Really?
That's where that goes.
There were contract breakers?
I don't want to talk.
I don't know how much I'm allowed to talk about that too much.
I can't believe it.
Yeah, you can.
I am shocked.
I know.
6.10 in the Ferraris, yeah.
That doesn't sound good on you, huh?
Hey, but it ain't no Honda.
It ain't no $250 stroke from 85.
I'll tell you that.
You ever have a throttle stick on one of your hundas?
That'd be a bad day.
Dude, I actually have, bro.
I'm in my old shot, man.
I'm pulling in.
Throttle sticks on an old 185.
I have a wooden freaking thing holding the building up, kind of.
Wait.
If there's one piece of wood holding up the building,
two by four.
I just got to get this picture clear.
No, I got like five of them.
Five beams right there.
And yeah, I took out one of them.
Bad day.
Stopped right there.
It was okay.
Nothing bad.
Roof stayed up.
Yep.
Roof stayed up.
Dude, there's nothing worse than a throttle stick.
Last time I had a throttle stick,
it was on my friend Brett Turcott's,
a brand new
RMK snowmobile
hopped on it
I was pulling it up
to take a thumbnail picture
next to this big sign
right
throttle stuck
wide open through the sign
and then it hit a clump of trees
insane
are you serious insane
it was a monument
I hit a monument
yeah it was so bad
it was so not ideal
I wonder how that sign is
not good
someone said a picture of it this summer
and like it looks really janky
because there was like
eight feet of snow on the ground
when we screwed it back together
so like eight feet up in the trees
there's just this like kink in it
yeah but we did put it back together
we did we tried our best and it truly was
an accident it's fine the worst
the worst throttle sticking has to be that Instagram
clip of them of the Seema build
where they're finishing it up the guys under the hood
just takes off under him in reverse have you've never seen that
you've never seen that no you guys know what I'm talking about
no I'll have to find it throws it into reverse Terry
oh no no he hung on to her
no oh oh
you haven't seen that
Dude, I love all the rock lights turn on.
That's bad news bears.
Dude, that was like, from what I read, that was like two weeks before Seema, too.
Oh, no, dude.
And they really had a time crunch.
Yeah.
Time wasn't the only thing crunched.
That was funny.
Dude, they're going to see that and hate you for that.
I hope things worked out.
Okay, when you talk about throttle sticking, dude, I saw this video.
It's so bad.
It literally, he's okay.
I'm gonna spoil it
I'm gonna spoil it
But this is the most ridiculous way to die ever
We're in Melbourne, Florida
It's fucking beautiful dog
Starts bad if you're in Florida
No
No
He's not alive
What
You sit down after that
How the
What
After watching street's on a parking garage
And I don't know
I think he just blacked out
Or his throttle got stuck
I don't know
But he made a mistake
Because he could just pull in his clutch
And hit his brake and stop
But dude
He did panic and he panic revved it
I don't even know
I don't know how he turns around
It doesn't make any sense
But I mean it's definitely real
Like his bikes all smashed up
And is there a ledge that he was standing on
Like over the
Look at the shoes he was riding a rocket in
It doesn't look like there's much of a ledge
I believe that's a top comment
Boat shoes on a motorcycle
What the, that's where he went wrong.
Kind of reminds me of me on Mike's moped.
Yeah, that's freaking, wrong break, wrong lever.
Down.
Yeah, that one didn't go too well for you.
That one hurt.
That's why.
Yeah, damn right.
Where's Mike?
He had to sleep.
Five o'clock.
What's up with that, Ryan?
That's your brother.
Take a drink for that, eh?
He's a little guidance still.
Yeah, Ryan, you're going to have to take them under your wing, though.
Dude, I think my wings are too small to take anyone under there.
I think I'm building a bumblebee, dude
I'm just trying to fly myself.
You and I both, Ryan.
Just flying, baby.
Like, we're there against the odds.
Oh, 100%.
We're up in the air.
Yeah, we're flying.
We're doing it.
Against the odds.
Gap, dude, if you could be one animal, what would you be?
That's a good question right there.
I'd probably say an eagle.
That's a good answer.
It seems like a lonely life.
Kind of does.
Eagle's always alone.
Dude, they're kind of like a lone wolf, though.
I mean, you got to be like that sometimes.
What are you guys chuckling about?
Ryan, I'm just looking at Evan right now, trying to figure out what type of animal he is.
Dude, he'd be a cheetah.
I think you kind of look like a freaking baboon.
A baboon.
I don't know what I mean.
Dude, you just remind me of a little catmian devil or something.
Ken would be a, like an old farm dog that never leaves the porch.
I was thinking like a wise orangutan.
I was thinking an old rhino weathered.
A rhino of any of those fit, but
I don't know enough about animals.
Like, I can't, I can't accurately pick.
I'd have to see pictures of, like, certain.
You could pull up some pictures of animals.
If you just had to just throw a dart at the board, though,
like, what do you think you'd be?
Oh, I was talking for Ken.
Oh, would you be Siege?
French Bulldog.
Oh, that's it.
Yes, that's a dance.
Yes.
That's a dance.
You would be.
That's a dis.
Damn.
You always talked about how sick Frenchies are.
No, I don't say that about Frenchies.
I like just normal bulldogs.
That was a dis, man.
I don't know if anyone wants to be a French bulldog.
Ben, what would you be?
Gosh, I don't know, dude.
I'm trying to think.
No, you've got to pick for him.
What would he be?
I don't even know.
You're kind of cool, calm, and collective.
You're kind of good energy at the same time.
You're a hard read, man.
Maybe like a wombat.
A wombat?
Why a wombat?
Pull a picture of a wombat.
What the hell is a wombat?
I don't know.
If you look one up,
I'm sure you'll see many similarities.
Pull it up, Ken.
I was going to say a lemur,
but I like a wombat.
What would Micah be a sloth?
Yeah.
Probably.
Or an ant eater.
Look at the one where it's looking straight ahead on the right.
A wombat.
A wombat.
It kind of fits you, Ben.
Where do wombats live?
Australia.
Ken could be a kangaroo.
Like, Ken's kind of like a mother figure around here.
Yeah, but he's not that jumpy.
More of an elk than a kangaroo.
Maybe a moose.
A moose?
Forest, woodlands, coastlands, mountain forest.
They live fucking everywhere.
Oh, the southern hairy-nosed wombat.
Eastern Australia.
I can see Evan being a raccoon.
Yeah, a dirty little bandit.
taking in your garbage cans
Kind of looks like a bandit
Already with the stripes
Up to no good
Yeah, raccoons are right
I'll take that
Pretty active though
You know like
Just eat so much
They're just fat
Units right there man
Kind of like you mom
Compact though at the same time
You know
Dense
Dense Nuggets
Yeah
Not as dense as like a beaver though
Gav kind of looks like a beaver
Dude I knew that was coming
Have you been called a beaver before in your life
I think I actually was
I used to have a freaking gnarly
Mollet that was bleached
blonde and everyone called me a beaver because of it.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're kind of a beaver.
Dense little nug.
Is that a good thing?
Yeah.
Or you'd be like a snapping turtle.
What's Ryan?
The rhino.
Zerrat.
What?
You know,
a rat or a rat.
More of a possum.
No, Mike would be a rat.
Maybe a rat.
A possom.
What is a possum?
I think it's a possum.
A bird, I think would fit.
A bird?
A bird? A bird? A bird? A bird.
A bird?
What are you?
Like a little blue jay.
Oh, Ryan is a little blue jay.
Or like a little, like a little woodpecker.
Rock's a little woodpecker.
Fucking Eves a woodpecker when boys around.
No, no, there's no woodpecking between me and him.
I like how, I like how Dalton's just referred to as boy now.
Yeah, you know, when boys around.
The young boy, boy.
I guess that's that.
Probably wrap up.
She should sign off as a blue jay.
Yeah.
Better than a fucking whatever that or the thing he called me was.
He's got a freaking beaver, dude.
The beavers are sick, dude.
Are they sick?
What's sick about a beaver?
They're amphibious, moderately.
They build dams.
I got a French bullock.
That's about as lame as, like, I mean,
unathletic, you shouldn't even be a real,
you shouldn't even be alive.
It's like genetically modified ant, like, pet.
They're cute, though.
Yeah, I don't know if that's, like,
necessarily a compliment either.
But I hope, I hope someone out there, like,
hears this and like blends you into yeah well maybe if someone can do it make us uh make us some
like images of or if you even like search like it shows a picture of us and then it what we would be
as an animal but anyways thank you guys for listening hit the subscribe button life wide open
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