Life Wide Open with CboysTV - ASU Frame Mogger Driving Bens Lamborghini, Upsetting Bikers in Sturgis, & Our New Dating Show

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

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Save $80 with code Space 80 at Talkspace.com. I'm more proud of Ken's boat than he is. So this weekend you texted us and I quote, driving around in this Cheeto truck is so we're just jamming up both lanes and these bikers were

f***in pissed behind us. And I'm just sitting here like, what is this guy doing? And I was like, holy shit. The frame monger is driving my whole lambo. What? You can step up. it up for Mike today? No,

I can't do that. Well, Evans over here flooding the kitchen last night. Happens? God, I don't want to start with me. You should keep the nuts out of your mom for a few minutes. Okay. I actually do have something I want to talk about. Last night, oh, perfect.

We're on a podcast. Okay. Am I okay to talk, guys? We're on the podcast. No. No? I know people get mad when we like talk. I know. I don't want to talk too much on this. Yeah. So you got to like, kind of ask for You better watch it. Yeah, it's cool with me.

Okay, cool. Yeah, I'm cool with it. Well, thanks. I'll allow it. All right, anyway, so last night, I'm out here. I don't have a house right now in the house I'm staying in. It doesn't have much room. So I have my Xbox set up in my office.

So I'm doing a little late night. That's wondering why you were up here so late. Were you on the mic or no? Yeah, I was on the mic. I was playing with my buddy Cole from the golf course. Remember him? Yeah. I thought you were on a conference call.

No, so we're tearing it up on call. He's not 12. He's 16. Oh, really? Yeah, he's a mature 16, he's a cool kid. He's a nice kid. He's a cool kid. And anyways, it's fun talking about, we tear it up on call to you. Anyways, it's about 9 o'clock.

I'm like, maybe 9.30. I'm like, I got to go home, like, get to bed. You know, we got to get up early, get to work tomorrow. So I'm walking down. I'm like, I almost walked out the first door. And I go, I should probably just say bye to the guys. I'm assuming, you know, you're probably chilling on the couch or maybe playing pool adult.

And we've been on big pool kick. So I go to walk in there to say bye to everyone. I don't hear. I don't see anyone. I'm like, huh, that's weird. But I hear running water. And I think to myself, oh, is the sliding glass door open? Like, are they hot tubbing?

Because I hear this, like, trickling water. You know, it would be impossible to hot tub right now. Well, that's a conversation for, yeah, we'll get to that. Well, we can't. Then I think to myself, well, the hot tub is frozen into a solid block of ice. So there's no way. Then I look over and I just see soap coming out of the sink. I hear the water.

I grab my phone. I start, mid sprint over. turn it off. There's this much water on the ground. It's just flooding over. The one time Evan decides to do dishes. Yeah. I mean, it was all, it was gnarly in the sink. So I was like, normally I would just like soap up the dishes, but I'm like, this actually needs some soapy water. And it was going to take a second. And I had some laundry. So I like, turn the water on, go get the laundry. You might have a couple beers before. Oh, yeah. Turn on the TV or whatever. And then, you know, pull out the phone and before I know it.

I got CJ going. Let me get this. Okay, yeah, sorry. Sorry, you could tell your side here, but my side is I then, I go to go get Evan, and, like, he's kind of got his door partially locked, so I, like, kind of flip it. Like, I managed to. It's either locked or not. You, you, you picked the lock.

It was as locked as it's good at you. The door's locked. So I flip, I lock. I unlock it because I can kind of, like, slip it. I pick the lock. And I slide it open. And Evan, like, kind of, like, wakes up. And he looks at me like this.

Is it morning already? Like what the fuck are you doing? I mean, I did think that. You had your hands up. What are you doing? Rightfully so. Rightfully so. And I go, did you leave the sink running?

And you're like, God damn it. You get up and you're throwing your fucking pants on a shit. Anyways, it was just funny. How long do you think went between turning the sink on to not quite a while? 15 to 20. Okay, it takes probably what, five minutes for the sink to fill up. So it was a good, sturdy overflow. Two or three minutes is all I really needed.

Just, you know, a good little layer at the bottom. It was going long enough for the water pressure to be damn near obsolete. It was just trickling out of the thing into it. Well, that's good. Used all the hot water. Yeah. Well, I'm just so glad that I walked in there because what would have, it would have been probably five, six in the morning until you would have noticed. No, no, no, no.

I would have gotten up probably within the next half hour. Oh, really? Well, yeah, probably would I take a pee or... It would have made it to the drain by that. It seemed like you were pretty tucked in. At least we don't have like a basement or hardwood floors or anything gnarly. Carpet would be bad. That's what I'm saying.

If that was like, if you made that mistake in a house, it would be... It'd be catastrophic. Do kitchen sinks have overflows? You know, like the bathtub and bathroom sinks? I don't. Most don't. Yeah. What the hell? That's like the only one you leave on.

Like, why would you ever leave your bathroom? Unless you have like the split sink. I don't like they do. Yeah, that's what we're saying it would flow over. of the other one. But yeah. CJ, at the beginning, you said that Evan has only done his dishes once. Yeah. He's done it twice.

He's done his dishes twice. And the first time that he did his dishes, he put Donned dish soap into the dishwasher. Like, you know, like the little dispenser where you just put like the dishwasher pods. You put Don dish soap in there, started it. And then it pretty much did the same thing. That's actually what I thought at first glance when I saw it. And there was soap and water all over the floor. I was like, oh, maybe this is what it is.

I've actually been running the dishwasher lately. Really? Like last night it was actually, I'd turn that on right before I flooded the sink. Thank you. Yeah. That's what I... When we started talking about this,

I did not want to give you too much shit because four years ago you did the dishes on like your fifth night here and you fucked it up and we made fun of you and then you never touched another dish for the five years. So I don't want to burn that bridge again. But I usually do clean my one solo dish. I just like avoid the dish. dishwasher. Yeah, the mess of other people's dishes.

Well, after the last podcast, you know, with the whole dish incident when dish gate, you know, can let you know, Ryan, about your slip up. Evan didn't want to be caught in that. That was a tag team with Evan. Evan's the one that brought it to my attention. Tag team, dude, okay. So I wasn't mad about it. I thought it was pretty funny. And I mean, it couldn't be any more convenient. I mean, we got concrete floors and you literally just grab the squeegee in there's a drain. The kitchen needed to clean anyway. It kind of got the floors a little cleaner. Yeah, it definitely is cleaner, the sink, the dishes, and the floor than it was before my little mishap. You got a little triple whammy. We used to have like cleaning nights here. We would all just

drink six, eight beer and like clean everything. We'd take the whole shop out and like get everything all spick and span. But one, we just don't clean it as much. But two, there's so many people that like I clean the wash bay or Dalton cleans the wash bay and then someone pulls in a muddy truck and then it gets dirty and like, it just everything around here is mess. And I feel like, and I feel like, there's so much more just random stuff everywhere. Whereas like four of Jack's office. Yeah, I got to pick that up one of these days. I got to clean Mike's makeshift bedroom out and turn that in my office.

But does he know that? No, but I mean, Mike doesn't stay here anyways. He doesn't. I think he stays in there. When was the last time Mike stayed here? He stays in Fargo. Are you talking about at the farm or here? At the farm.

I think he stays there more than you would think. It's probably been a couple months since I've showed up at the farm like 9, 10 o'clock. And Mike never stays there. For some context, we have like four different offices over at our farm shop. And one of them just got converted into like a bunk room. So there's two bunk beds in it. Or there's one bunk bed, two beds in it. I thought he stayed there.

Used to a lot more, but since the wedding, not much anymore. He's got to go. The old dog's got to go home. Yeah, that'd be a good spot for you though, Ken. That's where I'm planning on. I just got to take the afternoon and clean all my shit out there. Why don't you just leave the twin-sized bed in there for Mike? Because there's no space for a desk.

What have you sat on the bed and put the desk there? You could work from bed. Oh, yeah, don't they have those little lap deals? Just lay. What if you just prop the pillows up, sit on the bed? I could. Then Mike goes a bed. You have an office.

It'd be perfect. That just doesn't seem very productive, but I could. Dude, I went home. We got home from our little tour that we were doing yesterday and then got home at like 4.30. Had some ads to write and stuff like that. I was like, I was going to go home and get it done. Man, I worked from the couch.

It's kind of nice. Nice. That work from home shit. It is pretty nice. Like the one time that I've ever like taken a meeting at home. Yeah, you're like, oh, it's kind of a nice vibe. Or when something's going on, I'm like, oh, I just have like some computer stuff and then I go home. The thing about it, though, is like it's hard to be in like the working state of mind when you're at home. You try to separate it?

Yeah. When you're here, like you're here for a purpose. That's true. And when you're at home, your body kind of just goes into that chill mode. I don't feel like your brain ever goes into chill mode. No, it doesn't. Based on the text that we can. separated a little bit. A little bit. About 1130 rolls around and Ben is fired up. Yeah.

Oh, it's been bad lately actually. Like what's been going through your brain? Just video ideas or what? Oh, yeah. I've just been like not able to fall asleep until like 1.130 because I feel like as soon as I get into bed and I close my eyes, my brain is just like sweet on. Oh, time to think. And then it's just like, oh shit, I got to write that down. Or then I got to look this up or. You need like a notebook. Instead of pulling out your phone and writing it down, you need like a notebook, a little diary. That's a great idea, actually. I was thinking that the other day,

it would be kind of nice to have just like a little pen and paper notebook, like something that you can fit in your pocket. Your pocket. Whip it out. Say that again. I finally like stopped bringing my phone, like just laying in bed and then just doom scrolling. And I fall asleep way faster now.

Yeah, I know I would too. But the second that I would do that, like if I left my phone in the bathroom or in the kitchen, He just can't. I would just get into bed and then I'd be like, oh, this is a good idea. And then I'd get out of bed and I'd go and get it. It's even worse. Yeah, then it would mess everything up, even worse, I feel like. I've been doing what you said, Ken, as well.

But I have something that even helps you fall asleep faster. Lay on the floor while you're watching TV, not even the couch. So, like, I'll just lay on the floor. I'll have like a pillow and I'm watching TV. And by the time you go to bed, it just feels so much nicer. You're just like, and you just fall right asleep. That's an interesting way to go about it. You're making yourself uncomfortable.

No, it's not that uncomfortable on the floor, but like when you get into the bed, then you're just like... Feels even better than the couch. That makes sense, actually. And also, you don't watch TV as long because the floor is less comfortable in the couch. Yeah, I don't know. I love sleeping on the couch. I don't know. That's just like something I've been doing lately.

Not necessarily purposely, just because it's kind of cold in the house. So I sit there by the fireplace and then just on the floor and then by the time I go to bed, I'm just like out. You know what I did start doing ever since we talked about it on the podcast? a while ago is doing like the send later text. Oh yeah. So you can schedule your text to send at a certain time because I am trying to be, I guess, just a little more aware of other people's you don't got to do it to us. But then there's like other people out there. I don't do it to other people that. I feel like when you do that, it's more relevant because they see it come through at a time where it's like, oh, Ben sent me a text at 2 a.m. and there's 15 other text messages on top of that.

Like you send that at nine or 10 o'clock when somebody's actually going to be able to look at that. It's way more productive, I think. Do you write it for future tents? Like I just wrote one last night. I was talking with Sydney because she's doing the interior design. And I didn't want to start bothering her at midnight or 1230 about it, even though her and Mike are probably just getting up for the day at that point. But I did send later some like, good morning. And then whatever.

It's kind of weird. You're like writing ahead for the future. Yeah. That feels like kind of corporate. Yeah, it does. It is strange, but I think that I think it's more respectful, I guess, of other people's sleep schedules. And I think you probably get a better response.

Yeah, you probably do. Because like Kent said, it's the daytime. Yeah. Have you guys been, like, thinking about your weddings or your girls handling that? Because both of you guys are in what, six months till? Ryan, you're going to get me in some trouble here. Yeah, obviously, I've been thinking about my wedding a lot. You were calling me last weekend about your honeymoon trip.

I was. You want Ken to come with? I wanted Ken to schedule it and book it and do all the planning for it and get my hotels booked and book my flight and know exactly which flight is most optimal of like, oh yeah, you're flying to this location. So you're going to arrive at this time. Well, you're going to want to really do this out of Atlanta

because you're going to be more optimal once you get there to be able to get a dinner. Ken's a travel. He knows that shit. Yeah, he knows that shit. I have honestly just. been like, I've been coddled because of my relationship with Ken. Like, he handles it. Yeah. So you don't have to worry about it. Yeah. It is. It is. It's great. Ken. I really appreciate that.

You've handled that for all of our travel. But now that I'm, you know, growing up and have to do it. Like, I feel like I'm leaving the house. I'm an 18 year old that has to learn how to do like the dishes or laundry for the first time. And dishes are hard. Dishes are hard. Yeah. Still figuring that out. I'm still leaning on Ken. I'm calling. them up. It does seem a little weird because I did, it did cross my mind to see if you could just do it for me, like, just book it for me. You scratch my back, I scratch yours kind of deal. I don't know what that looks like. I guess what you're just giving your credit card. I can book it. It can be your wedding gift to them is your travel agent services. But I'm talking like all inclusive, Ken. Like your agency is like book the travel, arrange the the hotels,

the pickup from the airport, get the dinner reservations. What if Ken flew ahead and like, or he drove the sprinter van ahead of you so that way he could pick you up from the airport and kind of Ken was there to get the Sprinter's on for you it's going to be in Europe so that might be a little difficult. Ken loves Europe. Oh, perfect. I don't want to impede on your guys's like special moment. You won't even know that you're there.

You'll just be lurking in the shadows. All the funny movie pictures is like Ben, Greta and then Ken in the background like or Ken is on the trip and we're like, you're like, you're here. Like you should just hang out with us and he's like, oh no. I, uh, there's a casino. You're going to Europe? Yeah. That's late.

France, South France. That'd be sick. Yeah. I do want to say people at home are going to go, how does Ben not know how to book a flight? It's not booking a flight. It's booking the best flight with the best connections arriving at the airport at the best time, knowing exactly what restaurant to eat on to make your connections, showing up and getting the perfect rental car that fits everything you need for the lowest price.

Like, that's the shit that Ken's good at. Right. Like it is fully fucking dialed. And he goes, well, we're going to be going here and here and here. So I'm going to pick an Airbnb that's centrally located that's got the best bedroom and a garage for Evan. And it's pretty impressive. Like you can't really look at and go, oh, she's booking a flight. Like Ken's fucking dialed. And the thing about it, though, Ryan, is Ken is also figured out the point system and how to get the best for the cheapest.

And that's what I'm trying. Like, you know, all this shit is expensive. Like going to Europe is not cheap. So I'm like trying to save every dollar I can. I'm going to call the guy that is like running. Yeah, he's running the point system to the absolute limits. Ken's like, oh, yeah, I'll transfer these over from this account into that. And double check that you can use it or I'll double check that you can use it on Greta's account too.

If you use Greta's credit card, that's a gold. You get 15% off. Delta card. And if you don't have that, then you can save this and that. I'm like, he saved me a ton of money. Exactly. So like the other things. thing when we went to Europe last fall, I used chat GPT for restaurant recommendations, and it

didn't fail. Like, don't look at trip advice. Just look at chat GPT. You're kind of showing your cards right now. I thought this was, it was amazing. Like I said, hey, I'm looking, I'm in this area. I'm looking for a dinner reservation at this time for this many people. What's the best spot to go to? And it just told you three different options and they were all fire. Even chat's going to steal Ken's job. To answer your question though, Ryan, how wedding planning is going. Yeah. It's going really well for me. I haven't had to do much, which is great. Pras is like taking all of it and just handled all of it. But I was like so out of the loop because she was just like doing it all herself. And she wasn't asking me like, what do you think

about these flowers or this colored comma or like things like that? And then, but I had, I had to check in and see like where, where are we at here on all these things that you've been planning budget wise. Oh, shit. True. And that's where I think she's trying to. just give me the information that I need to just get by where she can still just keep on trekking. Yeah, exactly. You know, like she just gives me little tidbits in hopes that I don't get in the way of her vision. Well, she's got this shit dialed, dude. Well, she could have spent this much on something, but she only spent this much.

Exactly. So they're basically paying you to do that. You're saving so much money. And then I'll come in and be like, how could it be this expensive? Or like, where is this money even going? and she's like, well, this is just what things cost. And I start looking into it. It is expensive.

Weddings are an absolute robbery. Like the prices that these vendors charge because it's a wedding is astronomical. I will agree there. It is hard because she's like, I'm trying to like shave where I can of like saving money. But like weddings are just expensive. Yeah, I mean, one thing I will say too, it's kind of like when you're doing a house remodel. Like the more people you have involved, you're like, hey, do you like, hey, do you like this carpet and they're like, I don't know, what else do we have for carpets? You know, like,

the less opinions or people, like, cooks in the kitchen, less cooks in the kitchen, the faster and better can get done. And at the end of the day, it's all going to be okay. So that's how I work with Alondra. She's the chef. I'm the sous chef. Whatever, what do you ever you need? I'll be in the background for it. But like, she'll, she'll steer the ship on it because otherwise I'm just going to get in the way. And the one thing that I'm like, fuck, yeah, I really like this. Then she'll be like, hmm, are you sure on that? that. God damn it.

So I just let her make decisions and then it's going to look fucking great. The thing I am excited for is she's actually told me that she's like, do you want to know this or do you want to be surprised? Oh, she's surprising you. I'm like who I want to be surprised. And so I'm like, I'm looking forward to the wedding just as much as like any of the guest of like, I don't know what the hell is going to be going on. I think I'm getting married.

The rough itinerary of it. But I may be very surprised on a lot of the details. Are you guys going to helicopter in? I did mention that to her and then she was like all concerned about like her hair. Ah, makes sense. What if she also came in on the helicopter? And then they, you know, they powered on the rotors and then she walks out. Well, Kenna, we are getting married.

I think she would be there with me. Well, no, it's not like just one person arrives and then the other person's already there. I know what you're saying. Yeah, like if you just sat in the chopper until the blades were completely done spinning, They come in super dramatic. You land and then everyone waits 10 minutes or 15 minutes, however long it takes for the blades. Might be a little awkward.

Yeah. The other issue with it is like you have everything set up. Blows it all the chairs. You come in and you just blow all the chairs up. Everyone gets dusty. Everyone's hairs get messed up. But think about how sick that entrance would be. Oh, it'd be dope.

Also, it'd be a great vehicle for Evan and Gavin to hop in later and fuck around it. That is also true. Are you going to, like, leave a little... Like a little playroom for them to keep them, like, entertained? Just like, I'm going to just leave this Miata with the keys in it over here. Yeah, I've been thinking a lot about it, actually. Because you know, because I started doing the stunt show. So you can't...

Yeah, I have ramps being put in. Are you doing the, like, Gavin jumping through the... The hoop of fire? Yeah. It's two rings. Two flaming rings? Like, just married and then is Gavin going through them? Yeah, they got the carb dialed on that three-wheeler.

Like, it's... Running like a top. It's running like a top. And it's not going to, by any means, bog at the top of the ramp. Like, he's going to get maximum air. Yeah, I've been thinking about it for you. You know, I don't want you to get bored. I want you to obviously have some excitement. I know Ken's not going to let me use his Linking Continental.

No, my, uh, my loner vehicles are, uh, off limits this year. It can has been burned one too many time. My vehicles are no longer loner cars. They are strictly off limits after, after Evan. and Evan and Gavin Mainly Evan though You twice actually So

Yeah I can't blame you My continental and my Bronco now Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah so worth it Yeah I gotta just figure out what that looks like Maybe um You know Ryan's got a Ryan's got a bright orange corvette Can just leave the keys in it let them play

Sure you can have at it That thing it's it's built right It's a fucking Chevy it'll take it I don't know what the venue looks like But maybe just leave a Chevy in the back 40 Well, it's a ski hill. Oh. Imagine trying to do a ski hill in a Corvette.

I'm just thinking about going up a ski hill and a Chevy, but Corvette would be sick. That's a Chevy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, nice Silver Rudy through the woods there, hitting the mountain bike trails in the truck. I want to do a fireworks show. And so maybe it could be like the fireworks are going and then you just see the shab like going up the hill bouncing its way up. Spare tires, bouncing in the back. There's some kind of explosion at the top where you hit the explosion.

It sets it off. And it's like the grand finale. I like that. And then C.J.'s is at a golf course? That's perfect. Yeah. It's not a golf course. What are you talking about?

Isn't there a golf course nearby? Oh, yeah. Nearby, the wedding's not on the golf course, though. Okay. Sorry. But yeah, we'll definitely be going golfing before. That's for sure. But that'll be just the boys.

I've already been making some calls. Have you? Yeah, of course. You got so much stuff to plan between the two of you. All these secrets between? Because you're each other's best man. Well, I don't think it's a secret. I mean,

I've been asking. There's not much secrets. I don't know if there's... I didn't know if there was a surprise element involved. Yeah, we're planning out Ben's badge party for May. I think I got a lead on a pretty sick suite. So I think I do. Dude, I got a bunch of people working.

I mean, we got Ken. We got Spenny using his connection Vegas. I got Matilda. I mean, I'm trying to reach out to people. Like, you know, just trying to get some dope shit going. Yeah, I'm fired out. It's going to be so wet. It's so excited.

So, Siege, we're getting Ben's batch party dialed in. What do, uh, what do you want to do for years? Well,

that's the thing is like, we're like so close together and I kind of want to go to Vegas too. But I mean, if there's a better spot than Vegas or, or not necessarily better, but just like another good, cool spot, I'd be done for that.

I think we got a little bit more time in between. Yeah, play off of. Let the dust settle and then hit it again. We could hit mine in like the fall. Yeah. Can I see her Harley is on the, I didn't even notice that.

Yeah, you like that? The new quad decorations here. I figured we'd spruce it up a little bit. We never really used that TV back there. We have this TV up front. And I was like, yeah, pull a little stuff. And it's supposed to be hung on the wall, but it's kind of hard to hang it in the corner.

It really makes a nice decoration. It really does. So you can take it down if you need to ride it. Ken, just please wash it before you put it back up. It looks smaller than I remember it. Like, that's a very small wall or something. It looks like a toy, dude. It does not look like it would actually run.

The fact that Ken's a small. sat on that thing is impressive. It does look a lot smaller when you have it elevated like that. We should motor swap it so Ken can actually drive it on the street. We need a suspension swap. We need a motor swap it. There's some springs in the seat.

Here you see it? Like the bicycle seat? Just make it a little taller. You swap the springs in the seat for more heavy-duty springs. Dude, I wanted a pocket rocket so bad when I was a little kid. Oh, dude. Sam.

Those were the dream. Because that one movie, Employee of the Month, is that what it was? where he had the pocket rocket that he would like drive through the store? I think so. Or he'd take it to work every day? I think so. I just remember seeing that and be like, what?

That's the craziest thing I've ever seen. There's a little kid crotch rocket. They had little gas motors in them, right? Well, I guess there's no electric back. I mean, basically just like that. Yeah, it seemed faster. And I think, what did we? We had one for something, didn't we?

We had two. Oh, yeah, did the Amazon one. Yeah. That's right. And it just was like way slower. But I think it'd be pretty sweet if we, like, built a fast one. We should get like three, four of those and just make a little GP course over at the farm.

Or make them go faster first. What if we did pocket rockets to Sturgis? And then we wrote them around Sturgis. What depends where we start. If we're going to Sturgis from here, bad idea. If we go to Sturgis from the gas station down the street. Yes, a Sturgis city limits. Maybe like Deadwood to Sturgis, totally possible.

Even still. At least downhill, that actually would be insane. You'd probably burn the brakes right off. I'm 100% going to pile that thing up. Those things are hard to ride. The little tires are hard. I actually love this idea from Deadwood to Sturgis. If I had to actually drive that on the street,

I don't think I could because how long my legs are basically limits how much that steering wheel turns. You don't have a pocket rocket. It's all about leaning on a motorcycle. Yeah, you're basically leaning. Yeah, but you don't need to turn a motorcycle. You don't turn a little bit. A little bit, not at all. Not really.

riding a motorcycle is making a lot more sense after hearing that. I can't believe you made it this long. You guys remember when we were in Sturgis and Ben was leading the pack and for some reason he was going so goddamn slow. That's my popio. It was holding everything back because Ben never wants to speed. Ben does not break the speed limit ever. I think that's the last confirmed memory of Mike's Papio.

Really? That was Mike's Papio. It had a different sprocket on it. Yeah, the snooks rocket. So like the speedometer wasn't accurate. And Ben was going legitimately probably 15 to 20 miles per hour slower than the speed limit. Holy fuck.

Everyone had to eat it. There's this huge backup. And we're all in the right lane. And Ben's just sitting in the left lane. Like all of us are in the right lane. Wonder why Ben's going so slow thinking like, uh, maybe he's just waiting for the camera or whatever.

And Ben's staying in the left lane. So we're just jamming up both lanes. And these bikers were fucking pissed behind us. And I'm just sitting here like, what is this guy doing? And then you finally move over and those guys were yelling at us. Like, get off the road. Yeah, that was tough.

It's bad look to watch those little bikes. Last thing you want to do is piss off a bunch of bikers and Sturgis. Not the place. Well, I was saying that, you know, you think you get bad looks or bullied riding a crotch rocket in Sturgis. Well, imagine riding pocket rockets in Sturgis. And holding up traffic. That'd be the biggest thing. I think you might go so far that people actually think it's funny.

Imagine. You know, like, there's like the middle lame version that, like, people. really hate, but if you try so hard to be lame, then it's actually kind of funny. We get little Harleys. Like, I think they make those, like, I'm looking at one. No, like the, a little bit bigger. With like a faring on it, though. Oh, I've seen like choppers.

I've seen like choppers with like Briggs and Stratton in it, yeah. I think we just have to make them fast enough so you could like keep up. But the issue is with those is they are so sketchy. Yeah, it's terrifying. You go 20 and it's sketchy, so imagine going 55. Yeah, exactly. roads and there's like potholes and shit too you know oh yeah i didn't even think of that isn't edwood disturgis like 40 the whole way and it's downhill there's a couple like 50

sections but it's like with all we twisty turvy it is it's like it's pretty slow the great migration from deadwood to sturgis well ev you seem to be making a little bit of progress on your excitement about sturges being that you didn't shut it down immediately you are coming around it is a bad look chito fest uh speaking of chitos As your truck, Ev. Just as hideous as the day I got it back. So you don't like your Cheeto wrap? I mean, it's just a little extreme, honestly.

I thought that's what you're all about, extreme. So this weekend, you texted us, and I quote, driving around in this Cheeto truck is fucked. So you won't be keeping it? No, I think I'm going to, I think I'm going to rewrap it. Really? What color are you going to wrap it? I kind of want to do something different,

but I'm having a hard time not just going back to. I think you got, if you're going to rewrap it, I think you've got to do something other than red. But I would try to do as close as I can get to the Lambo. Which would be a sick combo, which they already were pretty relatively close. That is a good two-car solution. I think even if you just put that same red on there, with it being brand new, no sun fading, no nothing, I think it would look a lot closer. Oh, for sure. You could wrap your Lambo, Cheeto.

You know, that's a great idea. We could do it for you. Nah, you really shouldn't You really don't need to But how sick would that be? You're having two Cheetos rigs? Maybe sick for you to look at. So what happened when you went home?

Are you having any good reactions? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess everyone just thinks it's funny. Like your friends or what? Yeah, or anybody that's driving down the road. Do they just take pictures? Like, what are they doing? Like, I'm sitting at an intersection

and I can look across and like the two people, there's three lanes and two of them have their phone up. And I'm just like, oh, my God. Just wait until the video, well, now the video is probably live. And just, like, pulling into the gas station, you just look, and, like, everyone's, like,

kind of peek in. Like, look at this moron. What you need to do is get a collared shirt and have it, say, Cheetos, and then, like, a bunch of Cheetos, like, in the back, and then people just think you're working. You're wearing a hat,

Frito Leigh hat. Is that who owns Cheetos? I think so. Do you think that anyone actually thinks that you are a moron driving that? I don't think. I think they think that. Yeah.

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I'll see that and go, moron. No, like, that's not the reaction. I think there are. I think, don't you ever see like, I guess it was kind of more of a don't think thing, but people would theme stuff like all the time. Mountain Dew, SpongeBob, Batman. Like, I don't know, there's like Hellcats out there that are like Batman. I think it's like, kind of.

A sick car, but like, why the fuck do you have a cartoon on it? The Hulkcon and Fasten for Years Tokyo Drift? That fuck. That thing's sick. That thing was sick. So I just feel like I'm making an attempt at it. People would look at that if they don't know, which is most people, the average person. Is this going to go, what the fuck is he doing?

Maybe. I would say if it was like a Toyota Corolla or like a Camry or like one of those kind of cars. And then they got like the freaking big wing on it. And they like got red pinstri. and all that stupid shit. Like they're trying to make it something that's just not. That's when you're kind of like fucking moron. But like the Cheeto truck, it really was done.

It really was done right. Well, it's kind of like, you know, Oscar Meyer has the hot dog mobile and Cheetos now has the Cheeto Raptor. It's part of the brand now. We should get you a giant fucking Chester Cheeto to sit in the passenger seat. I thought about when Mike was designing the rap having like a Chester Cheeto figure in like the back like that you can. could put on the glass so it's like half his body.

He's like waving at people. That would already went out the window. Yeah, you know, like you put it on the window so it looks like he's riding in the back. I was look at, this was before the truck, just when the Cheeto bike came around. It's about like 500 bucks for like a Cheeto mascot costume. You drive around in it? Just drive around in the costume might be a good idea. Isn't it?

You hop out at the gas station and then and walk in, then people are going to be thinking moron. Or furry. Buy out all the Cheetos. Isn't it insane? what has like transpired from the whole Cheetos thing. Like it started with you referring to, if that's Cheeto,

that's not a good thing. Like, dude, that thinks that's fucking Cheeto. Now it's like wrapped on your dirt bite. Like this brand that you're, and like people are sending you like, Cheeto merch. Like,

you're associated. Lots of pictures of Cheetos semi or delivery trucks. Yeah. An absurd amount of those. I get a lot of them. You trucks wrap Cheeto. Like now it's like, Cheetos is like a part of your brand.

Do you think that they think of it as a bad thing or do they just think he loves Cheetos? At this point, I really don't know, dude. I think it depends the context that people use it in. Nobody thinks of like Evan as Cheeto, but when they still use it in the context of talking about Dalton's truck. So it's like it's got two meanings in the use of Cheeto. I think we really missed an opportunity not wrapping Evan's truck the exact same as Dalton's struck. That would have been hilarious. What would you have hated more?

That. Really? That, yeah. You would have ripped it off even quicker? Yeah. You know, it was funny because Dalton didn't know, like, the plan. Was he tripping? Yeah, we're like going. And he sees the wheels in the back. And he goes, I already know what you're doing. You wrapped it like mine. And you're putting the wheels on it. You got the same wheels. Like, oh my gosh, dude.

And like, he's like sitting there. And he's kind of like, he was fully crashed out in that. He thought like, for sure. And then I'm just kind of chuckling. because I'm like, man, you saw those wheels in the back and you thought that it was your truck. But yeah, it was just funny because I was like, damn it, we should have done that. That one would have been coming off faster though. Yeah, but I don't think the Cheetos has too much more life.

How long do you think you'll run it? Basically, until I can get my truck rewrapped. I don't really want to pull it off. I'd rather just have them do the whole thing. Yeah, that's the way to do it. So what I'm hearing is driving around in a Cheeto wrap truck, is better than driving around in a silver raptor. That's tough.

I got you there. If you mix in the paint in the ass, like I don't want to pull the wrap off. Disassemble all the stuff. So it's, that's like, it's pretty close, silver versus Cheetos,

but then the labor tilts the scale to, I guess I'm going to drive around a Cheetah truck. No, I do agree with that. When we peeled the wrap off of our first Chevy, because that thing was on there for, I don't know, probably about similar time to your race.

Raptor maybe even less, it comes off in sections like this big. Oh, that was brutal. They just wrapped over Evan's red wrap. So it might pull it off with the Cheeto, which could be good. No, I think the red wrap staying, the Cheetah wrap would come off and then they'd have to redo it with the road. You'd have to unwrap it twice. But the, but the Cheeto wrap should come off pretty quick.

Either way, I don't really want to do it. Just run it. Dude, it's legendary. You're going to look back at it and be like, oh, that was cool. It's like, just like your Subaru. Yeah, I was going to say it's like my Subaru when they wrap my How long did you leave that? A month?

Okay. Well, I'm already over a month. I'm going on two weeks. That's what I figured, too. I figured you leave it for like a month. That's what Ben did. I would say that Ben's rap was worse than the Cheetos wrap because... But he had eyelashes.

Yeah, like, the things that was on it... Nothing cool about mine. Like, if someone saw Ben, they maybe would think like, wow, this guy thinks this looks cool. Or he's driving his anime girlfriend's call. And how is that not the exact thing that people would think when the... they look. They might think you're just a worker. Like, no. You just like that? They might think that it's just a company Cheetos truck.

Like, well, one's advertising. I don't think any of the people that thought think, oh, there's an employee. When did they start giving them 2014 Raptors? That's kind of cool. You're giving Cheetos definitely some street cred in the... It's just like such a brand. Like, everyone knows what Cheetos is. I don't know. I think I'll leave it on if Cheetos sends me a paycheck. Tell them. Hit them up.

Yeah, you could do the thing. It was really big when gas prices were really high. Like you could put big stickers on your car and then advertise. And like for however many miles you drove, they'd pay you. It was a big thing in Fargo. I was going to do it. It's fucking dog shit money. You drive like a thousand miles and they'll give you, you know, 100 bucks in, uh, in college.

What? Yeah, that's, that's why like all the taxis around town are wrapped in like old advertisements because it was like a service that was doing that. You could put a thing on the top of your car like, you know, like a pizza delivery thing. Yeah. It's like in Vegas. You see cars driving around with a...

That's a pretty good idea. Exactly. Like the brand. Like it's very cheap advertising. Yeah, exactly. Because you just people... But what if someone's in your vehicle like doing some dumb shit with your advertising?

Yeah, I'm sure. That's why I didn't work. Until one of these dummies does like a hit and run. Yeah. And then Domino's has their advertisement up top. And they're like, I just saw a Domino's delivery car. Yeah, true. Hit somebody parked and drive off.

I think what it was is like it was. would have been one of those domino's delivery things, but it would have said like Krolls Diner on the top of it. So, I mean, same thing. You could think it was someone from Krolls. What's a place that doesn't drive around? It doesn't drive around? Yeah, they like doesn't have a delivery car.

J.C. Penny, there you go. That's perfectly laying. Yeah. I don't think they're doing deliveries. Did you guys see that video of the snowmobiler that got stuck on the iceberg and drifted out? In Michigan. Underneath the Mackinaw. Mackinac Strait.

The bridge. Really? Yeah, that's what they call that gap right there, right? Yeah. Difted like 10 miles out. How did a snowmobiler get stranded on an iceberg? What the fuck do you get stuck in a piece of eyes? That happens on Lake Superior. Most of the time, well, it's not with snowmobiles because they usually, it's so thin, they

just walk out. Yep. But yeah, that shit happens all the time. With fishermen. Didn't that happen one of your buddies? They were out on the ice? No, he was good. He was good, but other people weren't?

Yeah. So what happened? They were out. They got to take boats and. Retrieve them. And they make you leave your shit, right? They won't take your, like, you can't bring your Vexlar with and whatever. Because I remember someone was like,

that actually makes sense. I don't actually know. So these guys, this is, this is a barge that I want to say just breaks up ice. That's a pretty small chunk of ice, bro. Yeah, it's crazy. Holy shit. Oh, is he like water skipping and then just stopped on that? So that's what I haven't found the context of how this guy initially got stranded out there.

if he was fishing and it broke off. Maybe he just pulled up for a Kodak moment on like the very edge of the ice. Yep. Could have been that. And then it breaks off. But they went in. They rescued the guy. He ended up being okay.

And then they also rescued the snowmobile, which was nice of them. Oh yeah, there it is. That was busting up. That seems like one of those things that like his wife at home was like, honey, don't go snowmobiling on the lake today.

It's not saved. He goes, it's fine. I got to get to the fucking mosquito in and have a drink. Yeah. And this guy gets stranded out there. he's driving an old arty cat. Should I let it go down. The Coast Guard who rescued him, like, got the call.

They go in and rescue the dude, but there's no context of how he ended up out there. Yeah, how did he end up? He could have been, like, riding across as it was kind of melting, and then he got to a spot, and it broke off where he would... Remember when we put the motor on the... We cut ourselves a boat out of ice and we put the motor down? Yeah, the guy could have just put his track in the water, maybe, and then just somehow... ...push it back to shore. It would be scared.

I mean, it looks like it was a blizzard. You imagine being in the middle of the freaking, what is that, Michigan? Lake Michigan? Yeah, it was like Michigan and the blizzard. And it was like no visibility. Is it like, they said like they didn't see the iceberg until they were like a hundred. Isn't like that straight like notoriously windy too? Oh, I'm sure.

So they weren't looking for them. That boat was out breaking up ice and they just came across them. They got notified. Okay. And they tracked them down. We need to buy a boat that can break ice. For sure. We'll start summer a little earlier.

Yeah. We got to do the lakes of service around here. Whatever kind of like front they need. What do they have for that? Like just steel front? I think it's just steel like a steel V essentially. I mean, honestly, all you need is just a plastic. Break it all up.

A plastic C-Dew spark. Now that's worked for us before. You just got to not care about the vehicle you're driving and anything can be an icebreaker. You know, we could take the boat from you motors. I'm sure they'd love that. Yeah. In case, you know, somebody wants to buy this boat, but they're not sure if they can get it, the use that they want out of it,

well, it's multi-use. You can extend your season. Exactly. It'd probably be fun. Start the season early. Yeah. No, we couldn't do that to that thing. We busted up a little bit of ice

in the MasterCraft a few years ago. It was hardly saying busting up ice. It was just like a little thin. Oh, when we went surfing when it was snowing. Yeah. Yeah, that was in November. Yeah, we had to like kind of bust through a little like slushy ice.

But it wasn't ice that's frozen and then now is breaking up is worse because it's thicker. It's a little bit different hitting stuff with fiberglass. Yeah, true. It's going to break. I was impressed

with how those sparks I think they're strong enough until they're not. It's probably a good point. And then they shatter. But we still haven't broke a single one. How many of you guys had? They're like six of a lot.

They're pretty damn tough, dude. And we were hitting ramps with mine. Remember that time when we cut the track in the ice? I mean, the thing's tough and you'd miss a turn. You'd just hit the ice and smash right into it. Mike had jumped it. Frickin 15 feet downwards.

Yeah, he jumped it out of the pool into the pond. Dude, we got so lucky on that one, like, the way that he landed and fell off without hitting his face on the bars. C2 sparks are... They're tough. So tough. And one thing I will circle back on Arnitique that we got from U Motors. That's for sale, actually, right now at U Motors.

So if anyone wants our boat from last year, it's only got like 70 hours on it. But there is nothing even close to as cool as that, I mean, just the Nardo Gray with the red interior. And it's just the best boat. G25. G25, 25 feet. It's a big boat. And we have not went iceberging. No, that thing's in perfect condition.

Add some, you know, just to clarify in case people were wondering. I mean, if no one buys it, I'd be super happy to be able to just run that again this year. Yeah, that's a, that's a sweet boat. Like, it doesn't get any cooler. It really doesn't get any cooler. Like, if we had to build another one, how would you build a cooler boat than that? Like, you'd maybe just be the same boat, but you'd maybe just change some colors around? We could do orange

Cheetos. We could do orange Cheeto wrap and then orange and the whole thing is just orange but then would you want to ride in that of? Maybe once or twice. You'd be like, I'm not hoping that thing. You're so embarrassing. People are taking pictures.

You motors would be like, do you actually, do you hate us? Are you trying to make the most unsellable boat possible? We hop in it. We're doing the cruiser on the lake and people are running out on the dog. We think they're going to be like, give thumbs up and they're just like moron! Yes.

And then Evan's like, I told you. Idiots. I told you they do that. They might not yell at us, but they probably would be saying it behind our back. What I would do if I would do it differently. Black exterior, still red guts, but I would do a no-kand-do spec all around the outside. Now we're talking. Well, that's essentially my boat.

Ken, you could sponsor my boat. You could, Ken, you need a boat. I do need a boat. Let's put the houseboat at your place next to the mom chaser. I mean, you have the mom-chaser. I don't forget about that. No. Why not?

You hate the boat. Mom Chaser. No, I'm not put the houseboat out in front of my house. You won't put the mom chaser out there either, though. No, of course not. Why? It's my house. I don't want that at my house. Well, it's also your boat. I don't want to advertise that. It is your boat, Ken. Let's keep it at your house. If you like it so much. You can keep it in my house. I'd love to. That sounds great. No, Ben, you told me you could keep it at my house. I want the mom chaser at my house. You have the wrong boat for the lake you're on. I think, uh, I'm more proud of a pontoon, but I'm not, not quite ready. take that step, but I'm more proud of Ken's boat than he is.

Dude, it's awesome. It's an awesome boat. It's, it's a 101. I would say, everyone thinks is fucking awesome. I would say it's awesome in the same terms as Evan's rap is awesome. Everyone says it's cool, but it's like, I don't like that necessarily. I mean, I think I agree with Ken. Really? Well, I mean, I can see his point. Well, Ken, you can park it up from it. With the world's smallest pontoon, you think people say that it's awesome to your face, but don't mean it behind your back? Can you have? Can you have? had girls crawling all over it so extensively. It almost sank.

And then with all the other girls surrounded, then you had a girl kiss you. I'm just throwing it out there. I don't think that's happened to Evan's truck. And she wasn't even a mom. It's not happening at the local Casey's. I mean, that did kind of get just brushed over

of how legendary of a moment that was. Yeah, but it's kind of like it's my house. I'm not going to necessarily be told like, oh, you have to keep this here because it's mine. It's not. We're telling you. We're just surprised you know.

literally saying, oh, you have to keep that there. Was there any half-toes in this? We'll have to rerun the tape back. I just thought you would want it there. We're just proud of the boat and figure that you would want it to use it and show it off. Well, it's like it's not very useful if I'm trying to take more than just me out. Like I'm getting my own pontoon. It's just going to be a little bit bigger than a one-seater.

Are you going to just put it over at your nude beach? Sure, it can stay at that beach. I wouldn't call it a nude beach. That would just get trashed then. Yeah, Evan and Dahlner are going to just be using it. Why? I'm not hanging out at Ken's nude beach. Which one's Nude Beach?

Are you talking about the one on the track? Yeah, the, his private. It would be trashed. That pontoon would be trashed in two months. Oh, I wouldn't give it that long. I would put the houseboat on D.L. As long as, yeah, yeah, fuck it. Let's put out on around's house.

I could live there. And then we could take it to all the bars. It would be so fun. I would love that. I'm down. Honestly, the houseboat pretty damn hard to beat. It is. It's so hard.

Awesome. You can't get that anywhere. I might put a new motor on it. If we're going to actually start using it, I maybe would put a new motor on the back. I'll invest. I'll invest my own coin into a good time and put a new motor on it just because I don't want one of those situations where it stops working. Yeah. Can we crash into something?

You want to laundry? Living on it? You want to take a cruise around the? the lake. It breaks out in the middle. Wind picks up. Ryan's taking out all of his neighbor's talks. Oh, man. This thing is so heavy. And big, dude. It's like a kite with all the walls. There's a guy who has one, but not nearly as cool as ours. I don't know how legal that is or if he has a permit or what, but that houseboat has just sat out in front of the beach for years. For years, as long as I can remember. So I did some research on that when we were building ours because I,

thought it would be a great idea you could rent houseboats and anchor them on Detroit Lake and then people could come and rent it and they would have a houseboat and you'd be all the stuff. So I was looking into it as a little side investing thing. It is legal as long as it isn't a permanent structure. So you can't tie it to your dock with the intention of it never moving and it can't block navigable waters. Like that's where I don't get. That must be within the marina so he can anchor it there. Like you can't just anchor them out wherever you want permanent. because it's blocking the navigable waters. So you would have to...

You can tie up a big boat with the intentions of it leaving. So as long as it's mobile, you're good. It is a pretty good idea because it's like lake homes are getting more and more expensive and unattainable. Just build yourself a houseboat. And now you got your boat and your house. You're on the lake. You can just park at some public parking spot and anchor that thing.

If it's windy on your side of the shore, you just go to the other. House bolts, man. You can hit some big anchor. for sure. The last thing you want to do is have that thing coast away, but when you're sleeping. You need a nice little dingy. That's why, like, Ken's mom chaser, pontoon would be a perfect dingy for a houseboat. It's the perfect one for that thing. So, if you wanted to put the houseboat out in front of your house, and then use the dingy to be shuttling. No. You could probably walk straight from your boat house on to your houseboat. You parked it? Yeah, you could.

Boat ception, boat house ception. Yeah, you could probably. You get a little, like, gangway. Ryan, I think we should put out in front of your place. I can't. Your house might not be done in time for summer. Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. I want to live on it. And I want to put on D.L. And then you guys can all come over.

And we'll all come and hang out and have bonfires. When you think your house will be done, Ryan? June, I'm hoping. Damn, that's not far at all. So something that we want to do this summer on our new property is build a tiny house. Oh, I'm so excited for this. And we want to do it in some kind of, way that it's a

Seaboy's tiny house where maybe it's got like five levels to it but it's like the size of this area right here and it's just like it looks like a little skyscraper or something. It's like apartments on top of each other? What's the show that they had on what was it? TLC

where they built. Extreme home makeover. Thank you. Were they extreme home makeover where they build it in seven days. It's going to be our Ty Bennett. Well I mean I could maybe do that job but as long as he doesn't build it. Huh? How are you going to build it? Oh is he the He's just the host. Yeah.

Well, then he goes, Move that bus. I could probably yell that. If we have, we have buses, yeah. We have buses.

If we prefabricated it and made it out of shipping containers, how tall do you think we could stack those things? Four or five tall? Well, what if we just took a 40-foot shipping container and put it up right? Then it's like eight by eight.

And they eight by eight? Isn't that how small we're going, though? I think we got to go a little bigger, bigger, more of like a record. Tangle than a... I'm thinking like, just stack like three or four high of like 20 foot shipping containers and like somehow bolt them together. I'm imagining the plumbing in this scenario.

If you take a shit on the top floor and like every, every bit is just into the main pipe. So it just comes down with a velocity. It's just like a porta potty style. Evan and Spenny are living in it or Evan and Gav. And Gavs downstairs eating his cereal for breakfast. Which. And it's just, boom. Which Gavin?

Boom. Three wheel a gaver or wrench? Well, wrench was pretty excited about the idea of it because he was like, I need somewhere to live in the meantime. And I was like, well, you might have some other roommates that might also feel the same way. He's like, that's fine. I'm like, this dude know who'd be living in an eight by eight cell with? It's a cell. I'll swing by.

I know that you would. That's what I'm wondering. And if he's thought out the airflow, especially wherever the rooms are, if they're stacked on top of each other. It's tough. You'd want to be down low for convenience and also the air conditioning would be cooler down there. But then everybody's got to come through your space. It would be interesting. I'm excited.

Yeah. If you're a contractor or an electrician or a plumber or anything else that it would take to build a house, hit us up if you want to be a part of this project. Because I think if we do a seven-day extreme home makeover, tiny house addition, That's the move. You ever hear about the kid that got the Moorhead one? Ended up being a bit of a child perv. What? Yeah.

Really? He's in jail. Wait, what? The kid? Oh, I don't know that. But this was an actual episode of Extreme Homeover. My dad worked on it. It's a really, really, really nice house.

In Moorhead. In Moorhead. Yeah. But I think the kid's in jail. Oh, wow. I can look it up. Extreme Home Makeover was working on a house in Moorhead, not far from here. And they had, like, wrapped it up.

And then, like, the whole community was coming together to, like, like help on the project and they like brought our class there to like fucking rake the leaves and shit. Really? Yeah. So we were working on the leaves and then I got tabletoped and sprained my wrist. Yeah.

Like sprained it really bad. You got a good old fashioned tabletop. That's common in the eighth grade. I mean we still do it today. Ken loves a good tabletop. I think you love giving them. I hate them. I like to be the ground guy because I don't feel as guilty as the

The pusher? Yeah. You and Dalton are always the ones that are like... I'm never pushing. Ken's a tabletop dream, man. Just tall and unstable. I almost dragged Dalton down the last time, didn't I? I think it was Ben.

You teabagged him. Yeah, I remember? I was on the ground and you were teabanked. You said, well, I learned my lesson. I'm done with the tabletops after that one. Just kidding. Seven years of supervisor released. So it was actually him?

Yeah. Yeah. He had a little child stuff. That was bad. Three counts. But his family is actually really great. They had to have a lot of it. So it was the kid.

The kid. They built a house for the family. And the whole family. What did the kid have? Spina Bifida. But his family is great. They run a charity and shit. So you feel kind of bad.

I wonder what the percentage of families that have this extreme home makeover for their home, keep it versus sell it. They talk about that a lot. Because one, it blows up your tax bill because it's a way nicer house. then two, sometimes you have a bedroom that's like themed fucking Star Wars or some shit. And you're like, you know, you'd grow out of it, you know, because they would do these extreme rooms. Right.

Yeah. Or you build this crazy expensive house in a neighborhood that's not really worth it. Suiting for it. So it's very hard to sell it. Like it's kind of maybe in like a different income bracket. And then it's also like an expensive house. So then the people that can afford it are like, I don't really, there's a little bit more of a rougher neighborhood.

Wasn't there also some kind of deal where they would get stuck with like some crazy construction bills at the end of it too. Really? I think it wasn't like fully completely covered. It wasn't just you get a new house for no cost. It was they had to put some money into it. There's a whole documentary on it. So I can,

I'll watch it, but kind of like pimp my ride. Yeah, dude. People would get fucked. They had a car that kind of ran and then they get it back. And now it's a car that still kind of runs, but it's got a fish tank in the fucking trunk. You're like, dude, what am I going to do with this?

I guess like a lot of the like crazy audio systems and stuff. Oh no. Or they'd keep it. They'd like trick it all off for the show and then they'd take. Yeah. That's fucked up. The hell with the cars. There's a lot of stuff on YouTube.

You can watch it or they like just kind of. That's sad. I mean a lot of those shows are like that, dude. I actually watched a documentary not too long ago on, I think it was Netflix, but it was about the biggest loser. Oh, yeah. That one's good. That was good.

That was Jared, right? No, no, Subway. He was a subway guy. That was another thing where he said he lost a bunch of weight. He ended up being kind of a guy that... He was a perv. Yeah, he was a bit of a child perv. The fuck.

Can't be doing that at all. But it's a show about getting these people to lose weight and healthiness, but they were doing it in such an unhealthy way. Like Ozempic before Ozempic? If Ozempic was out, they would have definitely been on that. But, like, they're just trying to more so get the show. They cared about the entertainment factor, not at, actually like helping the people. Well, I think most of them gained it right back. Yeah, and they gained

it right back. And that's because, uh, the way that that they lost it was in such an unhealthy way, like not eating and things like that. You can just watch. And they would go back into like their normal life routine and then they just fall right back into their old ways. How long were, what were they doing these challenges? Was it week after week after week? Yeah, week after week after week. And they'd have to lose a certain amount of weight and like, you know how long it takes to lose it? Is it 90 days? Is it I don't remember. Yeah. But the doctor said it was like so.

The doctor was like, dude, I could have made them lose just as much weight without calling them fat slabs on a treadmill. But it made good TV. Have you guys seen that show? It's like a love show about it's with different age people. So like some of the people are past it. I don't know what the name is. What's the name, Ryan?

Age of attraction. Age of attraction. No, it's not that. So anyways, I was thinking we could put Gavin on this. Not love on the spectrum, but on. The age show. What does it call it again? Sorry.

Age of attraction. Age of attraction. Shred 80. Yeah, Shred 80 and the three wheeler guy. Because the reason why he would fit on it is there's different ages. There's like a 6 year old man. There's a 21 year old girl. A bunch of variety of ages.

But it's very hard to tell. They purposely pick people that you're like, I don't, if you had to guess their age, it's very hard. And like Alex is watching. She's like, guess how old this woman is? And I'm like, 28. she's 47. And I'm like, holy crap, that's actually kind of crazy.

So they purposely pick these people and then they're basically matching up people of very different ages and they don't know until they tell that. But Gavin would fit, well then they're, I don't know, the show keeps going on, they're in love. Gavin would fit that because, as we've said

many times before, he looks like he's kind of like 40. You'd assume like, oh, he's probably like upper 30s, maybe 40. And like he's into the 80s stuff. so it makes sense. You're like, well, that's probably one of his favorite times he's been alive. And then Gavin's 40? I don't think he's that.

He doesn't look that old. I think they think he's older than he is. Oh, for sure that. So, like, he would fit that show because he's got a great personality. He's got a lot of energy. He's young. So then, like, he'd probably end up meeting with, like, 55-year-old woman. She'd be like, oh, perfect.

Like, I found a guy my age, this, that, and the other. Like, they don't build them like this anymore, you know? And then it turns out he's, He's 25. Dude, I'm just picturing Gavin on that show. And knowing the entertainer he is, he would be a producer's dream. Yeah, he would be the main character. He would be the main character.

He'd steal this show. And they'd be like, holy shit, this guy is so entertaining. They could start a whole new series based on him weight of attraction. One time we were out of people. They put him on just kidding chicks in fat suits. And like Gavin has to fall. in love with them and like of differing weights it's like you gotta take weight out of it gab

I can't they tell like Gavin I have something to come clean about I weigh only a hundred and twenty five pounds No don't tell me that I thought that we had a connection though I didn't think this was all physical

you gotta get you up to at least 280 well it's okay baby we can change that do you have a history of obesity in your family one time Gavin and I were at this bar And there was like this older kind of haggard Bar Rat woman

And she likes to hang out at the bar She's older And Gavin's being Gavin And I just remember she like said this line like They don't make them like you anymore She was really into them Holy fuck though Could you imagine being like a 50 year old guy

And a woman says that to you That would be nice They don't make them like you They don't build them like you anymore Do they? No they don't Stop it. But yeah, anyways, that'd be great to get him on a show like that.

Speaking of reality shows. Greta asked me yesterday if I would ever want to be on a reality TV show because she's been super into the secret lives of Mormon wives. Oh, yeah. And I'll be honest, I have watched a couple episodes with her. And you love Mormons. I do love Mormons. I do love Mormons.

Some of the greatest people I know. I've said that on this podcast many times. But these people are clinically. insane. 100%. Oh, it's unbelievable. What makes for good TV? And so, like, she'll turn it on and I'm, I'm sitting there watching it like, this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. I almost can't stop watching because I want to know what, what stupid shit they do next. Maybe some girlfriends of C-Boys fans think the same

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The hell we're doing that week, right? But in this, I'm just watching it. Like, this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. But it's good TV, right? It is, but it's like, it's so crazy how, like, personal they get with, like, their- They really do. People are willing to just blow out their spot. They blow it out.

And I think people forget, like, this is, like, real lives. Yeah, they're real. They're real marriages. They're real kids. Like, how really is. is that and how much of that is the producers scripting it. Because if you look at the credits, they're scripted. People still do it.

Obviously, it's still scripted. It's reality TV show. We know how stupid that shit is. But they're sitting there and they're talking like, yeah, my husband doesn't satisfy me anymore. Like, that's crazy fucking shit to put on TV. It's insane. No matter how much money it's for.

That's a tough swallow. That's a tough one. It just depends how bad you want to be on TV, bro. And that's what I resolve. They just want it. They could say that shit about it. us. We just totaled out a fucking $68,000 TRX, you know? Like, we're not sound into, like, into logical individuals. No, and I get it. I get it. Like, I know where they're coming from and

I know like what, why they're motivated to do what they do. It's just such a different level of, like, their personal lives. Their, I guess, online footprint is a little different. You know, we got a hell of an online footprint, too, you know. No, I mean, the shit we talked about on this podcast is insane. It's insane. Some of the things that we have said is crazy. But yeah, I don't know. I still watch that and I'm just, I can't believe it.

Yeah, I don't know. Dude, so the other day I was scrolling Instagram. Okay, this is going to be like the most Gen X thing I've probably ever said. Ken, do you know where you were when Klaab got framed-mogged by the ASU frat leader? No. It's like the world stopped turning for a minute. Can you say full words? I knew you wouldn't have any idea what that meant.

I don't even know. I've heard about this, but I don't know what we're talking. You're talking clavicular? Right. Okay, so there's a streamer. His name's clavicular. He is all about, like, looks maxing. So he'll do things like hit his jaw with a hammer to get a better jaw line.

He reminds me a lot of dol. Yeah, he was just hanging out with Pepino the other day. That was hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he, like, microdoses, like, math, I think, to stay lean? Dude, this guy is insane. All right. So, clavs on the right.

Anyway, he's a streamer that's blowing up right now. He's doing a great job of getting clicks. But his whole thing is like looks maxing. So what's a frame mug? Like he basically, he's got a crazier frame. Oh, like his shoulders. Like stature. And so he framed mug clav when clav pulled up to a ASU frat party or some shit.

Meaning that his shoulders were wider. Like I said, he's going to say it doesn't look that good. It looks kind of whack. It's like too wide. His face looks a little fucking weird. Which one? He's been hitting himself with a hammer. Which one?

dude on the right or left? The dude on the right. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's clavicle. It looks like he's taking some kind of like injection in his face. He probably is.

He's doing everything in anything. He looks maxing in every way possible. Like plastic surgery. He's doing a full like facial reconstruction. He takes a hammer, I guess, and like hits himself in the face. He's a kind of like build up some kind of like jawline thing.

What do you think about that doll? I mean to each their own. I wouldn't do it. You wouldn't hit yourself in the face with a hammer? I'd get a nose job. You'd get a nose job? It's just big. I don't know.

Bro. You don't need a fucking nose job. I don't know. I mean, realistically probably wouldn't do it. But you said you'd do a nose job. I mean, if I had to pick the perfect facial structure, I would go a smaller nose. Okay.

A girl thing to do, dude. Like I said, I'm not going to do it. Unless you have nasal breathing issues. So, going somewhere with this, I didn't just bring this up. This ASU frat guy that Fraymog Clav popped up on my feed. And he was talking shit to Andrew Tate. What? Now he's just in the picture.

I was like, what the fuck is going on right now? And then I look at the video and I go, it looks like my old Lamborghini. And I zoom in on the interior. I'm like, okay, red Elkentara and it's white. It's the same wing that I had. This ASU guy already has a Lamborghini. And then I'm like scrolling through this guy's page trying to find other videos. And he had the same wheels as me.

It's your car. It was my car. It was my old Lamborghini. And I was like, holy shit, the frame monger is driving my whole lamb bowl. What the fuck? Yeah, I was like this. This is a simulation. At least his wing was installed by a professional.

Yeah, we know that. Let me see it, Ryan. Let me see it. Dude, I've been seeing his TikToks. He's been like promoting this de-blote stuff for your face. The frame monger guy has been. I'm assuming he makes bank off of it because he keeps doing it and gets crazy views. He's got to be making some kind of money if he's buying a Lamborghini.

It's a little quick come-up. What the other day I was thinking like I wonder where that car ever ended up and then that video popped up like a couple days later Yeah dude look at this is it the same wheels? Yes it's my old car bro He's got some kind of did you do you have lighting in there? I missed that car I was a great car What? Yeah you think you're are you sure look at the same way up on same wheel see if they can track it down Thinking about it I don't know yeah that's well I guess I don't know if it is but it's just cool to know that it's cool to know that your car is out there somewhere, you know? It is out there.

You got to see it. I could only dream of my GTR being driven by a guy like this. By the ASU frat leader. Your car's so lucky to get frame-mogged every day. You weren't looks maxing in it. And I was just unfortunate. You weren't doing it justice. I wasn't yet.

It needed a new owner. What do you guys think about that looks maxing thing? You know, I think it's just shown like the insecurity, I feel like of that generation, like trying to like go to the absolute extremes of hitting your face with a hammer to do that. And I get like, there's something about like personal health and getting in better shape and like doing everything you can to like, I don't know, feel better, look better.

But like, I don't know, when Dolan's saying get in a nose surgery, like, who are you trying to impress if it's clavs like whole thing of like looking better? But Dalton's already a good looking kid. He's a good looking kid. Chill. I'd agree though. He's a good looking kid. And he doesn't need like to like change anything.

Same with like that clav dude. like no homo but like he's a pretty obviously a good looking guy you're already better looking than 99% of the people the fact that you think you got to fucking get a jaw reconstruction surgery and all this other bullshit you clearly have some body dysmorphia going on or something but like in my day that'd be pretty gay to do the kids like you know like in our generation like doing that kind of stuff is just like it's not but at this point continuing to do it is why he's famous no for sure So, like, yeah, I think it's just like the example that he sets for, for kids. And, you know, I think he's doing obviously a lot of good of, like, telling kids to get in the gym and, like, do all these things.

No, for sure, that kind of stuff. I don't know. Actually looking better. And if you get more or help you with chicks or confidence or whatever, like to each their own there. But I guess to have to, like, go under the knife. But, I mean, honestly, women have been doing it for. Yeah. And that's where I need to clarify when I say it's kind of gay to do.

That's probably not the right word. I mean it as caring that much about your looks is kind of a feminine thing. Like if you care that much about your looks, like it's kind of a feminine thing to do, my opinion. It is interesting though. I mean, obviously, like, chicks have been getting plastic surgery for. But I think that's kind of more the social norm for chicks, whereas like, guys, you're not going to go to a plastic surgery off.

Like, the norm isn't go to a plastic surgery office and get a nose job, get jaw filler, get all this other stuff. I think it is other places. I think it's definitely less talked about, but maybe done, but guys don't admit it. Ryan, would you get a nose job and some jaw surgeon all that shit? No, I probably need both, but no, I'm good. I was thinking about taking like peptides or something to get a little more jacked. I think that'd be fun.

Dalton shake his head because he's probably done the research on it. I've done no research. I have no idea what the fuck. But like, I don't know. That's a thing. Like you say, it's a social norm now. You look at everybody on Instagram is fucking shredded. and you're like, oh, that'd be pretty sick to do that.

I mean, I could understand getting on, like, testosterone or peptides or shit like that. That's way different than getting face reconstruction surgery. But, yeah, I don't know. That's maybe something I'd look into, but I'd be honest about it. Doing steroids, though, you're looking at it, like steroids aren't good for you, but you want to look better, feel better about your-steroids. Bro, I would 100% get on steroids before I did a face reconstruction surgery. Would you?

over face reconstruction surgery? I don't know. It's two different ways to look at it because, like, steroids could mess up your, like, fertility. Yeah, but I feel like... Reconstruction surgery is permanent. You can hop on steroids, run them for a few years or run them for even six months.

I feel like you get on, like, testosterone. That is way less risky and way more, like, beneficial to your health than you getting, like, plastic surgery to have a different nose or jar or something like that. Hoping on test can be good for you, like, especially as you ate. because your testosterone as a male naturally declines.

Yeah, not before, though. Yeah, not before. Like, if you're 16, you shouldn't be hopping on test. Right. Yeah, I guess I was just thinking as far as, like, the risk factor of it, but. That makes sense. I mean, it's also like you're going, you're doing any kind of surgery. There is inherent risk in that.

Like, you could, they could fuck up the anesthesia and you'd have some other kind of complication from that. Well, I got fucked up from my last surgery and I, the rest of my life's, you're still doing, you're still dealing with it. What, two years later? Yeah, scar tissue. in my stomach. They figured out what it is.

Dude, I've seen so many doctors. I've done every single test, and nobody has a solid answer for me besides for scar tissue after the appendix surgery. Wow. And the only way to remove scar tissue is more surgery. Is more surgery, which could lead to... More complication.

More scar tissue. Jesus. Yeah. If you can avoid surgery, avoid surgery at all cost. What do you think, Gave? That's why I don't go to the doctor. You can't get any bad news from this. doc if you never go.

No news is good news. You need to go to the chiropractor after your last jump. The jump hurt around the world. It's got like 28 million views total on short form content. Yeah, we posted it on Instagram. YouTube shorts.

And it got 14 million views in like a couple days. And then we posted it again with the inside camera angle and the jump. And it's got 15.5 million views in a day and a half. Did Ram ever comment back on it?

Dude, they liked it. They liked it? They liked the post. Okay, well, that's a good start. They probably can't get too behind it being... They should send us a fleet. They should send us a new TRX. That'd be great.

A couple TRXs, couple Hellcats. We got about 10 million views for them on long form and another 50 million on short form. You get Ryan another SRTG. By next week if they sent us one. I mean, really, I think us doing that jump just showcases how tough those trucks really are. We broke it.

Yeah, we broke it, but the suspension is still fine. You know, the frame flexed a little bit and kink the cab. There's less broken than I would have, would have expected. I'm so impressed with how flat it jumped, which obviously blows out of a jump, but really couldn't have landed any better. I was explaining that I went to the bars this weekend, DT Fargo, and some guy was asking me. He's like, how did you get that? TRX jump so flat.

Did you wait the bed? Did you do the suspension? I go, well, no, you see if the jump is longer than the wheelbase of the truck, I, I sounded like I could work for fucking NASA. Like he was like, oh, wow, that makes so much sense. I go, you learn that when you jump a few things with short wheelbases. And then they launch. Versus like being nose heavy and boom, like that's how you, I'm sure they've been way more

damage, you know, like the bumpers, that whole that shit is just fine. What is broken on it? So we just ended up bringing it to a dealership because it was pretty bad. So obviously the front differential is broken off from the frame. So we had to get a new one of those. The CV joints are fine. But when the front differential broke, it broke and fucked up. And probably you're driving.

That was probably some of the noises that we were hearing. Was the drive shaft going from the transfer case to the differential that was getting all fucked up. So basically we're taking a gamble that the transfer case is okay because that's like a $7,000 fix. Leave it. Yeah. I don't need all wheel drive. I said, we'll hook it up. And if the transfer case is fucked, we'll go from there.

You know, we'll put it in rear wheel drive and we'll go. But it should be fine. They're replacing all the parts. They're on order. So hopefully the price of a new Chevy or a new old 2003 Chevy will be back on the proper show. A proper chef. Damn, dude, we're going to be into this thing 100 racks. No, no, no.

It'll be, I think they said like five grand. Oh. well that's good they'll probably double it they'll probably double it on us yeah but so it's uh it's getting fixed oh i'm excited to get that thing back

do you know what i've been seeing pulling major views on instagram ticot is those uh indian fellas with the wheel and they they put it on like uh there's like a spinny wheel i'll pull up a video of it here they like launch this wheel into fucking space it's like a motor that has a solid wooden wheel on it that spins right next to the motor

and then they put like a tire on it and then the tire gets spinning really fast, and they pull the tire off with, like, a stick, like, they push it off. And then the tire catches speed, and it flings into, like, either a person that they have set up out there or, like, a wall. Yeah. Damn, getting hit by a tire at high speed.

That hurt. And I really want Big Ranch to build us one of these, and he said he wouldn't do it because we're going to lose a hand. But they just get this sucker ripping. Oh, dude, this is sketchy. And then watch it, watch it, watch it. Boom! Oh, what?

This one was actually pretty mid. Like, it rips. But yeah. We would definitely fuck something up that we were not trying to fuck up. Indian space program. That's what's an interesting thing to look up. That's what people always comment on it is like this is the Indian space program. Because they, normally they go higher.

So they're like sending these tires to space. Indian air defense. Speaking of wheels, do you think we could host or like have our own cheese? wheel race down a hill. We have a hill. They just did one in Valley City on St. Patrick's Day. Really? That's insane.

I would love to have seen that. Do you know what that is that? Valley City has a hill? Yeah, dude, there's a bunch of hills over there. It's named after a hill, technically, too. I suppose. I didn't think of that. Where's that based out of Scotland when they do the,

they roll the cheese wheel down the hill and everyone's running after and they just tumble? Do you guys know how much a cheese wheel costs? Thousands. It's like 1,200 bucks. Yeah. Well, we could get an artificial cheese wheel down. cheese wheel if that's the issue. Yeah. Sorry. I forgot. I think it would

be fun to do it at the ski hill when there's still like some snow. It might make the impact. We could do it at Ben's wedding. Oh my God. Can you imagine everyone in their nice clothes? Oh my gosh. Chasing a cheese rod down the hill. Oh my. How many people get like paralyzed? I think it's one of those things that's so stupid that people magically don't get hurt. I would have like 17 broken bones if I did that.

No fucking way, Kenney. I don't even think you're allowed to roll the cheese. It's too dangerous. But yeah, it just seems like one of those things that they do for the last couple hundred years and no one ever gets hurt. I wonder if Frankie Lepena has done it because Frankie Lepenna has taken some of the serious, most serious falls. Frankie Lepenna has done some gnarly shit. He does gnarly shit every single week, week after week for short form content. You see him at Swamp Fest?

Swamp Fest. I wanted to call it Skink Fest. But yeah, I mean, this, I mean, this shit's crazy. crazy. He takes like nine good slams in this. I mean, that one was water. Yeah, dude, the Dern Bros were here too. I honestly would really like to go to this. Really? Yeah, I think it'd be really fun.

It would scare you. Like there's beer cans flying. It's definitely chaotic and could be scary. I mean, I'm not going to be fucking trying to grind a rail in a shopping cart, but it'd be fun to just be there and be a part of it. I feel like it'd be like a step up from rednecks with paychecks.

that's true these people are out of their mind man but uh yeah it's really fun i just watched the video thrasher made on it last night did you watch i have i actually didn't it's good but uh it's crazy i mean there's is more pg but yeah anyways frankie lopena i just scroll through his page dude he's taking a hard fall every single week we talk about gavin doing that frankie's done it does it every single week there is crashing in different fashions whether he's getting punched in the face by an m m m m manta fighter He's just lucky as Iinder's so big You can kind of take it

It's like a pillow Yeah Take some of that impact off of them Oh dude this one is insane Dude he has all this time To just look at this snow pile Knowing that he's about it Yeah

He's like all right I gotta just eat this fall How many Dude that's a ton of likes We should bring him to town And run the Zorbas swamp He was actually I forgot to text him back

He was texting me not too long ago He wanted to come back up here. You'd get a couple motor scooters. Do what, take a fall? We didn't really have a plan. You just was like, yo, we should hang again. I totally forgot to tax him back. I'm sorry, Frankie.

Go to the Corvette one. Something tells me this one just, oh. Oh, my God. I thought he would be connected to it too. I didn't process that was a dummy quick enough. 1.2 million likes on that. That's a sweet Corvette. Yeah, he's definitely mastered the art of going viral.

He's got the Rizzler? Dude, I love the Rizzer. He's the funniest little kid. I think he's a very famous kid, but I think he lives also a rather normal life. Like a normal kid. Like, I think he goes to school. He lives in like a pretty normal neighborhood

and like, I don't know, I'd love that kid though. He's so funny. You ever see his bike, the Rizzler bike stunts? Show Evan, you'd be so impressed. Imagine saying you live next to the Rizzer. Why? Why? You don't think he's got the build for it or what? I've actually seen this. I didn't really. I know you guys

wanted me to do. The one What the hell is? I can't. So, I mean, I have two more tricks. Okay. Now, I will do the tricks, two tricks. But those will be at the end. The first trick I'm going to do is the no-hander.

The no-hander? I mean, one-hander. The one-hander. This isn't the one I was thinking, but it's still funny, I guess. It's just him. BMX and flip-flops, bad idea. Any? It's okay.

You're so cute, though. I don't care. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. The part one. really funny. Oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey. Okay.

I'm gonna do... I'm running with you, go! I'm gonna do one. I can actually do three! Okay. I'm gonna do one back pedaling. Look, I'm back pedaling. It only goes hard.

Okay. Is that one? Yeah, I'm impressed. Yeah, he's just funny. I think all of his videos are funny. It's a cute little kid. The fully clover. And he was in the WWE dude.

The Rizzer, did you not see that? Oh, you said. No, you're. I'm dead serious. He had a stint in the WWE. No, he was in T, I think it was TNA. But yeah, right here. He gets fucking slammed down, dude.

Can you believe this? He's in the fucking, he's out there, AEW. And then look at this. Big Justice comes in. No way? Big Justice comes in. Oh, shit. Boom!

Takes him down, dude. That's lit. God, I got to get back into watching. Five big booms. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I never really got into it. I try to avoid that. His dad is in AEW.

Dude, I got to get back into watching WW. We were watching some of the highlights on our way to the racetrack yesterday and the sprinter, me and Evan. Shit was so funny. Maybe that's something we could do for your bachelor party is go to a real WWW show. Yes. That'd be fun, but the only issue with that is I'm not in tune with like all the storylines and stuff going on. And there was like this arrow when it was just like pretty vulgar in like the early 2000s. And that's when I was kind of watching it.

It's just more PG nowadays. Like there was just a lot, lot better storylines going on back then. It was insane. Especially when you're in the fifth grade, you know, and it felt like real life. I thought it was real life. So wasn't it still on TV?

Yeah, it was on TV. It'd play on, well, Monday Night Raw. That was on USA Network, 8 to 10. Thursday night was ECW. And then Friday night was Smackdown. What's different about it? now. Because I basically watch Logan Paul's clips. I'm not even really. I don't know if it's, well, it's just like, it's just like more of the

storylines aren't as, uh, they aren't as insane. They don't use Vince McMahon isn't cheating on his wife in front of her getting pills. They don't use like props anymore, right? Like, like no like chairs and stuff. I mean, there's probably still some props like tables. There's some insane athleticism like jumping off the ropes and like slams and shit. But, uh, no, like there's just crazy storylines. Like there was this one storyline where Vince McMahon. the CEO was like drugging his wife and then he was having an affair with one of the fucking divas. It was just insane. No, it's not even like it was just like a storyline that was on TV.

And then they're like pushing around his actual wife in this wheelchair and she's like pretending like she's like sedated. It was so wild. It was wild, man. It was just like there's so many crazy things. It was fun. I feel like there's glory days of everything. Like that was the glory days of that. Glory days at YouTube, you know, where like people could just get away with more crazy shit.

Like when you're watching OG Danny Duncan pranking people in stores, like that shit was legendary. Now kind of lost its luster because so many people do it. But I mean, you know, like there was glory days where you're like, dude, I can't believe they were able to do that. The WWE in that era to me was the best era because that's like when I was at that time in my life. Whereas I'm sure there's kids watching today that think this is the best era or whatever. And then, you know, when they grow up, they're going to be like, ah, like back then. Like you always look back on the past and almost like, glorify it.

You glorify the past. You do. You think of it better than it actually was. I will say as far as like automotive group YouTubers YouTubers go right now. I think we're in a glory day. Like there's a lot of fucking good YouTubers out there right now. Like you can log on and get some pretty dang good videos.

Yeah. Which is pretty cool, I think. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, definitely. Like I don't want to be like, oh, us. I agree. But like us. It depends how you look.

I got it because I saw a video the other day comparing like 2016 to 2026, so like 10 years. And like 2016 was like the first year of like the automotive YouTube kind of getting some stride. And people, you know, getting like their first cars and doing like the first builds. And it was like the first time that people had like seen certain things on the internet. You take a Lamborghini in the snow and it's wild. Yeah. That's like a super viral idea. And now it's like the complete opposite.

it. Like, if you do that, you're just like everyone else. So you're, like, forced to think outside the box more. And that's what I mean. I think, like, you're getting people that they're not like, oh, I'm just going to go take my starrado around in the snow. They're like, okay, I'm going to jump my strato 60 feet and like be, you know, like, people do more extreme. Matt Armstrong is rebuilding a Bugatti.

Yeah. Not just a normal car. The level has definitely been raised. Yeah. That's for sure. All right, boys. Well, good pod. Yeah, good stuff, boys.

I think we covered a lot there. No plugs from Ken today? No free plugs. Unless we get some ads. Oh, we do have ads. We got to read those. Not even to hit a subscribe. Yeah.

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