Life Wide Open with CboysTV - BAD First Impressions with Our Neighbors, Money Mike is SELLING this Surprising Car, & Sponsoring a Golf Course

Episode Date: May 20, 2025

In today’s episode the boys talk the news, and how much it sucks. We figure out we sold something for once, and we already regret it, and then Money Mike drops some surprising news that he is SELLING not buying something for once. Ken is “sabotaging” his neighborhoods, and Ben spends the Night with Evan and Can't keep up. Enjoy! Take advantage of Ridge’s once-a-year Memorial Day Sale and get UP TO 40% Off right now by going to https://www.Ridge.com/WIDEOPEN #Ridgepod #ad  Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://www.square.com/go/ WIDEOPEN! #squarepod #ad Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/wideopen #rulapod #ad Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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you'll know just how healthy they are. Visit Spexsavers.cavers.cai to book your next eye exam. Eye exams provided by independent optometrists. Every time that one of us have moved somewhere, like the whole neighborhood has like Seaboy's body. They shake. And like what they would think of like the worst that could happen did happen. I was on the news last year too.

Yeah. Is it illegal to act like a lawyer? Because you can represent yourself. So why can't your buddy represent you? There's that possibility that we're going to talk about you on the podcast. You're going to get roped into something that's told to the whole world. Your story is not safe with us. Our local news sucks so bad.

Does it? Yeah. Well, I guess I was going to ask, have you ever watched it? It's too negative for me. That's why I don't watch it. I think that's just news in general. But I mean, turn the news on,

you find out how bad the area that you live in is. Yeah, for real. They don't really report too much on the good stuff. Why would they? But even like the freaking weather. I don't know. Yeah, all of it. No, like tuning into the news is just straight up like

turning, voluntarily turning on an awful TV show. Yeah. Dude, people that listen to the news or watch the news are like, more cynical about life than people that just don't. Yeah, I mean, for an hour a night, someone basically tells you a bunch of bad things with one happy story in the middle. Dude, it's got to be a tough battle for them

because then when they pursue a happy story, it can come across as corny. I'm not talking, like, it's always, yeah. It's exciting to hear about, like, when they did the news story on Grandpa Ron, like stuff like that's really exciting to hear people beat cancer and this and that. But sometimes it's like, oh, the local fire department

had to rescue a dog, then they like get a couple clips of the dog and they're like yeah it's pretty corny i think it's also just like really difficult to make something interesting every single day so that's where they're like all right what's interesting to get anyone's attention well let's just talk about like the stores that got broken into this yeah like shocking yesterday i mean we know how hard it is to make something every single week so let alone every single day like it is i can imagine very difficult like you got to make something out of nothing more so like you don't actually get to make something happen you have to wait or something to happen but yeah dude like it would be like stressful keeping an honest news

station because honest does not make money you know exaggeration and yeah that's why they call it fake news mike yeah exactly it just seems also like i'm sure most people are nodding their heads in agreeance with us but like how do people watch i don't know if anyone listening to our podcast right now watches the news at night yeah i hope not honestly parents do that what's gonna happen to the news stations. Are news stations shutting down? That's what I was wondering. And if they aren't,

when will they? Yeah, they're not really shutting down. They're just like getting bought up by progressively bigger and bigger companies and they're just like, all the news stations are owned by like four companies now. That's kind of true.

I never thought of it like that. Like you wait for it to kind of get crappy. You buy it and then you're like sick. Another outlet to tell, you know, people to tell our story. They've been pretty good to us. Yeah, for sure.

You and CJ were on the news like a year ago at this point, but that was the last time that we were on there. That was a today. show. Yeah, yeah, that's right. You're right. That was different. Had like two interviews.

I was on the news last year, too. Oh, yeah. For that sexual harassment in the workplace charge. No, no. No, it's for the, uh, this fake mayoral thing that they, they just rigged. They wrote a whole story on you, Ken. They didn't. And Ken, that was true.

That was actually good. Yes. That was Kevin Wall. That was a really good story. That was great. So I don't want to, you know. No, not one. I don't want to come at all of them.

Because that was actually good. That dude was dialed. He was like, he was here for. like 45 minutes he's like okay came from this place i have less than 45 i have five minutes i have uh i got to film with this and then i got two more stops i got to go and then i got to run back to the office and edit all this stuff by five o'clock it's like do you do this every single day yeah that's what i'm saying it's it is very pretty big feet i think uh just looking back on all the fine photos and videos i have of when you took your continental out if you would have had that as your campaign rig you would

of one. No, no, I think Dave rigged that thing so hard. It just wasn't even possible. No car. I don't know if the Continental is that much better than he would have locked in the 605 plus year olds. Do we still have that PT cruiser? I think we sold it. I think we sold it. I feel like we maybe could have. The one thing we sold. Oh, we really should have kept that. Do we need it? No, but I don't know. One of CJ's brothers friends bought it. And then I saw him a couple weeks ago and he's like, yep, we, we totaled that thing. Oh, I did hear about that. Yeah. Did you know how they totaled it? Hit an approach or something. on purpose?

I don't know. I don't think, it doesn't seem like it's something they'd do on purpose. He bought that car because that was like what he could afford. Yeah,

he needed a car. He like fixed it up, you know, fix the couple things. Yeah, he drove that thing to Montana, dude. Oh,

really? Also, like, the reason we sold it, we have all these vehicles sitting out there and it was just literally sitting outside in like the snow

with the window down. And then my brother's friend like really needed a car because his car shit out on him and, you know, We only had this much of a budget. And I was like, yeah, you know, we actually might have one that's pretty good.

You just need to put a window in it or whatever, and it's good to go. It's true. We lock the keys. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But, like, we could have just pulled it in, but instead we just like, like, I felt like it was kind of just like. It was time for. Yeah, and there wasn't much cool that could.

It was still worth something. I think I sold it to him for like $1,500, which is not much, but still. Yeah, you can't put a price on that. Kid drove it for like six months. That's got to be my new favorite saying. I don't know if you or Evan said it first, but. but, like, can't put a price on that. Like, it's hilarious to say it to things like, yeah, gas is under $2 a gallon.

It's not yet. But so, yeah, it only costs me, you know, 50 bucks to fill up. Can't put a price on that. Yeah, something that you can very clearly put an exact price on it. Yeah, can't put a price on it. Mike, what was the deal with that guy driving down the wrong side of the highway? Oh, dude, I don't know. But there was a guy, you know, you don't see it that often.

You sometimes catch someone going down a one way. that's, you know, you've done that. Yeah, no, I've caught somebody doing that. He was driving my car. Oh, yeah. Okay. And then it leads to the, it was me. It's like, this is like kind of a dab.

You guys haven't done that? No, it's like a dab. Maybe one time. Accidentally, accidentally turned onto a one way. I have. And then like, the only thing you can do is just like, you got to just go until like the next time that you throw in reverse and rip a J turn. Yeah, I guess you could do that.

Or just rip the E break. So I think kind of what you said is that don't panic. And if you have, know you're going to, so I look over at this guy, but we're on the highway, on Highway 10, the speed limit where we were was 55 miles an hour. Like, he's cruising the wrong way, but he looked

like he looked like he damn near was smiling. Yeah, he's older. Maybe he was laughing at himself. I don't think he, yeah, even that could have been laughing at himself. Yeah, maybe he was just like, ah, shit, I got to own it. Either way, I mean, freaking could have died. I couldn't believe how many, how fast the other people were going in the snap, though. Like, if I saw a guy

in the oncoming, I would slow down, pull over, but they just stayed on their same speed. just went, yeah, I would be like slowing way down to make sure he didn't do. And then the fact that you almost rear-ended. I know.

I thought you, Alex thought you hit somebody. She's like, I think he hit somebody. I was driving the new Bronco, Sydney's Bronco, and it has the stop. It's a good thing you have that.

That 90% of the time is super annoying. Yes, and it put the brakes on and save me for rear-ending someone. Wow. That's actually awesome. Yeah. So I was the distracted driver,

but that reminds me of a joke that it's like the wife's at home honey honey i'm watching the tv and uh you know you're driving on i 55 there's someone there's someone driving backwards so be careful and he's like there's someone driving backwards no everyone is stupid but that's how i felt like that guy yeah and then ken said someone else was doing it today what's going on i pulled out of the gym and i saw a lady you know you're supposed to cross the highway and she just turned turned onto the highway going the wrong direction and you know she's like driving completely erratically there's cars coming

Like there's a car coming She was bobbing and weaving Yeah she's bobbing and weaving And then she turned around like in the middle of the road It was not a pretty look Yeah what do you do? Just hit the ditch This one truck like slammed on the Slamed on his brakes and he kind of like

Weaved a little bit around her The ironic thing is that was in the exact same spot Yeah Must happen there a lot We're gonna have to put your video up Mike And probably yours too can The crazy part Mike when you sent that video I was literally sitting in my car

In the Walmart parking lot watching that video back. I was at Benards. I was like, holy shit, that's right there. We're gonna go help my. Which is right next to where Mike sent the video up.

Yeah. And I like immediately like whipped over. It was like, oh my God. Oh, that actually, like expecting to see you like standing outside. Yeah.

Oh, so it really did look like I gotten. Yeah. Yeah. The other thing is Sydney was so upset with me and I was so flustered that I just immediately, she's like, get off your phone. Like you almost just crashed.

I lock my phone. phone put it in the center console and then don't open it until 45 minutes later when i got home then i sent it so yeah i opened it i opened it up two hours later so we we were like way off yeah yeah i so badly just wanted to press send when i was like i can't take my phone out could get it another accident you yelled at yeah i think it's just there's a lot of people that maybe shouldn't have their driver's licenses around here and they're all back now for the summer bad my commute is straight up 25% longer And I, granted, drive at a good clip. I don't speed.

But, like, when I hit a stop sign, I like, stop, look, turn. You know, I'm not like, stop, sit, look at the flowers, then turn. You know, stuff like that. And it's starting to add up into my commute. Yeah, all the snowbirds, man. Snowbirds are back. Dude, I just got, like, a letter. I'm North Dakota now.

I just got a letter that was like, it just told me that I got points taken off because I have points now on my license. And it was just like failure to. stop. Wait, what? I don't know. Is that on, like, it's camera somewhere? I was just frustrated because I was like, damn. Yeah, it was like minus two points on my record.

Failure to yield slash stop, and it wouldn't tell me where. Is that real? Yeah, it didn't say much. It wouldn't tell me where I did. It just said the date of the offense and the car I was driving, like March 14th. And it knew the car you were? So it's not like it was taking points off. It was literally putting points on because you don't want points.

Or do you want? No, you have like 10 points. You start out with 10. Yeah, and it takes a certain amount. How many points you start with? I have no idea. Like, is that a, is losing two points a big deal? I don't think so.

If you got like 50 points, I don't think losing two points is a big deal. I think a speeding ticket is like five or six or seven or eight. Oh, but I feel like if you never got a ticket and someone never stopped you or mailed you anything for a ticket, how does that just at all? Apparently in Arizona, yeah, go grab it. In Arizona, they have like cop cars that will. be sitting on the side of the road and they have cameras and they'll like flash and take a picture of you for speeding right and then they send you a ticket in the mail but it's been deemed like it's it's an unlawful way to give you a ticket so you don't have to pay it like if you go into

the police station it happened to blake the guy in the police station literally laughed and said no one pays these but most people pay them by mail so they still take your money but they're like literally not legally binding so good to know if you're in arizona don't take my legal advice Yeah, I was going to say, one guy told me a story. Is that real? Yeah, but that's what they said. Can you get a fact check on that? I'm pretty sure I remember seeing something about that, too.

There we go. It's fact checked. That's great. So all it says, it says court convictions, posted date. I don't know why it says court convictions. It makes it sound way scary. March 5th, 2024, 311, fail to yield stop. Conviction date, offense date.

Court, county, nine, cast. Oh, yeah, whatever. That's all. It just says that stuff. No ticket, never got pulled over. I'm confused. Maybe you fight it. Let me see this. Are you sending, are they prefer, like, send cash preferably.

Yeah, no payment. It says no payment. It says no response needed. I'm confused. The conviction was last year. And it was basically, I'm assuming you got your insurance renewed. Yeah. Because it's like this Lexus Nexus thing.

That's like where all the insurance providers like get their information from for like what you, done or like any kind of like speeding tickets or anything like that and it says lexas nexus was the company that requested this information oh so it like follows you that was just a receipt for them yeah because you you did this a year ago march 5th 2024 but it says you still have zero zero points on your record yeah that actually sounds about right i do remember having no i remember having an instance with an officer where i was coming off an exit and if i'm coming off an exit yeah if i'm coming off the exit to the downer, I, I don't know if I've ever full stopped unless I'm pulling off to like take a pee or something. I don't know if I've ever full stop on an exit.

Just catch you with a bridge. There's a stop sign right there. Yeah. But yeah, I shouldn't say like ever. But I like, I just look. There's no cars come in. You can't just decide which stop signs you stop at Mike and then think that it's stupid because you never stop at that one. No, this is a different one. I was just using that as an example. Oh. But I was just saying like if I'm coming off of a highway, I, like, usually don't do a full stop. And he just is like, what are you doing? And I'm just like, I don't stop at that stop sign. What are you doing?

Here's another non-confirmed law thing. I heard that stop signs in mall parking lots are unenforceable. They have to have some sticker on the back. They have to have a border on the outside. It has to be like a white border. To make it a legal stop sign. To make it a legal stop sign. If it's just a red stop sign with no border on the edge, then it's not.

Then it's a suggestion. suggestion it's like the ones at walmart or at and it has to be it does have to be like regulation size really also if you don't stop you could get in trial like someone could sue you or walmart could sue you why or you could hit somebody that too obviously i think they're there i think they're mostly there for like pedestrian safety of people yeah unless a cop sees you like no one's going to like pull you over yeah but it's private property they really can't give you a traffic ticket on private property. The hell would a cop be doing sitting in a Walmart parking lot?

I think if you were like very actively blowing mall parking lot stop signs. I mean, that's just reckless endangerment at that point, though. There you go, lawyer, Ken. Dude, Ken, you should go and, like, fight one of my tickets for me. I was just going to ask, can you do that? Let's put Ken in a suit. Do you have to be a red, like, if I had a traffic violation. Yeah, do you have to be like on the bar or whatever?

Do you have to be a lawyer? to be, act like a lawyer? Yeah, yeah. Or could I just bring someone that I think could fight my case? So if I make this worse for you, then better, how would your feelings be? Well, if I fight it and you get a worse penalty. Well, it's going to be pretty obvious to see if you tried your best or not. I don't know.

I like that, though. I think Ken, yeah, is it illegal to act like a lawyer? Because you can represent yourself, so why can't your buddy represent you? Yeah, exactly. You can represent yourself. You can't go to court for someone else with. Without a law license. But some federal and state agencies allow non-lawyers to represent others at administrative hearings.

Which is, I don't know. Oh, like that guy that's trying to put up those sheds that the whole county's fighting, and then Ken could go as like on behalf of him. Yeah. I'm not going on behalf of that guy. Or you could represent the county and go against him, just head to head. It's like, I'm here to represent the county. I'm just going to let all the neighbors do all the fighting because there are some people.

that are way more fired up than I am. Really? Yeah, that's a tough situation. I saw the news story on it last night, and I think people just missed the mark on what actually matters. Hold on. Fill them in. Wait, you watched the news last night?

You watch the news? I watched it on Facebook. Okay. Well, basically, I mean, our area, as you've seen in some drone shots, maybe, there's a lot of sheds around here. And there's someone who wants to put up even more, who already has lots of sheds. and it's in a really beautiful spot

and the townspeople ain't having it. We got a petition rolling. But it's not sheds for himself. It's sheds to basically sell or like rent out. I think that's where they're really getting mad. If it was for yourself, you can't say much. Yeah. I think a lot of these people are worried about like the density

and you're cutting down like 15 acres of forest. I think that's like the problem. I think all the people on there trying to do their best were like, it's going to make my neighborhood busy. And that's just not a very noble thing to be upset about that you don't, yeah, that you don't want more people in your neighborhood. And they said, oh, the environmental impact, but it's had an environmental impact statement.

I think the problem is, is he just like, he's done it multiple times, comes in, clear cuts a field, and then throws up as many sheds as possible. And it's like, it's ugly, which I guess is a selfish thing, too. They don't really do any landscaping to it. It's just throw some gravel down and weeds grow, they grow. Pretty much just like, if you've been watching the, channel for a long time the old shop that we used to live in and like that's shed development that we used to be in just picture that just like all over the place you make sure that like next to a lake

like where people you know it's a very vacation town around here like where we live so most people just have cabins and they come down here and then it's like a very beautiful area especially this time of the year not it's not depressing and brown you got the lakes everywhere and then this guy's just putting up these steel buildings surrounded by gravel. He's making a ton of cheddar though. A ton of cheddar. I mean, we got a bunch of land too. We could start doing it. That's why I was so excited. I'm all

four people putting up sheds, houses, shouses, whatever. But just like, yeah, not right next to the, I don't know. I think landscape it. Yeah, landscape it. And that's why I'm so happy with our purchase of the farm. It's literally walking distance to Cormoron. And

it's like we can kind of put up whatever we want and do whatever we want, and it's not in anybody's face, but we're still on prime real estate. I think the thing about that, too, though, is, like, I just first see enough people getting mad about it where then no one can do it. Yep. You know, no one can build damn here, even a garage.

Yeah. Yeah, this law got put into effect because some guy was building too many garages. Yep. And then you can't build your own garage anymore. Well, luckily, we aren't planning on building any more sheds anytime soon if they were to put a law in place, but we got too many. You never know. You never know.

Not too many, but we're already pretty tapped out on sheds. I mean, I might pop up a garage tomorrow. Five or six? I think we could probably always use more sheds. I was going to say, I wouldn't, I can't agree with that statement. I might have to sell stuff if we don't want more space. Dude, yeah. Mike, at some point, yeah, you might have to invest in your own shed.

Actually, I'm fully wanting to do that. Mike, have you ever considered, like, selling some of the stuff that you don't use? I just sold my Bronco, official. to Randy today. Oh, there you go. Congrats. And you bought Randy's Bronco, so it's effectively net zero, but... Yeah.

If you had to sell one vehicle right now, which one would it be? Well, it sounds easy. The shitty BMW. Okay, you can't. Yeah, all right. That one, no. It's met his match. I guess I would probably sell the drift car.

Well, Mike, you can't sell that drift car. I didn't think so that I was going to buy that. Well, I'm surprised that would have been your choice. Well, to be honest, you. I know I've maybe hinted at this before. I know I'm not allowed and you guys tell me I'm not allowed. I will get rid of the BMW I got from my dad. It's a headache. I love it and it means a lot to me. But the car is a headache. Why don't you just park it? Why don't you just park it and stop trying to like fix it and do stuff with it? I'm just trying to get it normal and then honestly

I park it. And you don't want to sell it because it was your dad's? Yeah. And I think everyone including myself will be like, why'd you do that? It's not worth very much. It's literally not worth much at all. It really isn't. But it's just like a headache. I think that is a tough spot.

I think it had a lot of monetary value that you could do something with that would make something else happen, but it is going to the point. Yeah, worth a little more. It's not going to go up in value, obviously. But then you say, why don't I just park it?

It's like, I don't want to burden, you know, the limited space we do have with a car that I genuinely don't plan on driving. You know what you should do, Mike? You should just get like your own storage unit, kind of like the one that we surprised you with a couple of years ago. You know, the ones that, like, the classic, like, storage locker wars or whatever, storage wars.

Yeah, that's a good idea. How much is, like, a one car per month? He's going to need, like, a whole block. Yeah. There's only, like, five. Those are like, no, Mike, you should just buy one. Like, an actual, like, storage unit. Facility.

The whole facility, you mean? The whole facility. Because then you could just rent back to yourself cheaper. That's a good investment, actually. Storage is an amazing investment. Is that like a tax play? Why the hell would I rent back to myself? No, it's just if you're going to be buying storage units to put your shit in,

you might as well just buy the whole facility. And then rent out 90% of them and then you can just hold the 10%. You know, you'd just fill 100% on. I'm confused. You guys, how much stuff do you think I have? A lot. Quite a bit. And how small are these storage units?

I expected them to be kind of like the ones where we surprised you with. Yeah, like a one-dollar. You couldn't even fit a car in the one you surprised me with. Yeah, no, I don't think so. But that'd be good because then you could put all your non-car stuff in there. Right, right, right. And I could make those go a long way non-car stuff, but I just need it. What do we end up doing with that storage locker we surprised Mike with two years ago?

We just sold it. We were just like, no, no. So what we did. Yeah, I took what I wanted and then we just were like, all right, you just throw it all? I don't know. We sold it. It actually worked out pretty good. So what?

I bought that on a storage locker auction where the store, the guy who owns the storage unit doesn't want to deal with what's in there because it's always junk. So he sells it to an idiot that thinks that there's going to be good stuff in there because that's what people do on the internet. And then we went there and we didn't want to haul all the shit out of there either. So I called him and went, hey, you just want to sell that thing again? He goes, sure, if you pay one month's rent. So we paid $60 for one month's rent and the $40 for the building to make the video.

and then somebody else bought it. Wow, that was a cheap deal. That was way better than trying to. Yeah, getting like a whole year or whatever. Get all that crap out of there. There was so much junk in that one. Yeah, Mike got to get loot from that too. What'd you end up keeping?

You kept that scrapbook, the gnome. You kept that sweater. Yeah, there's like a slet shirt. Tackle box. And there was like... A box of light bulbs. Half of them burnt out, but you didn't know that at the time, to be fair. I don't even remember.

I think you took a bike too with a flat tire. A pedal bike. yeah we brought the whole trailer didn't we know we had the sprinter van sprinter van with a little trailer oh yeah good times yeah i'll get a storage unit settled it's settled i'm just gonna start with renting one and see how i like the vibe before you buy the neighborhood before you buy the uh the whole block the whole you could just build one honestly at this point i would love to do that i'm gonna need a business partner for that yeah well i heard that there's a guy that's looking to uh put up some Some sheds are

Ken goes to the meeting To dispute this guy Put in more sheds And Mike's on his side Like yeah I'm putting up half What are you doing It's invested man Just looking out from my future kids

Then Ken's all torn Because he's like Hmm it gets Mike's stuff out of my shed But Yeah I gotta look at it Yeah you almost gotta let it happen At that point Ken

Ken just doesn't want These storage units put up Because it's right across From his bar And then he has to like Get drunk And look at storage units Yeah, that'd be a shame

That's where they draw the line Like even if it was another block away from the lake They're away from his bar Once it's out of the shoreline impact zone There would be zero fuss Because he wouldn't have to do any of this Like go to the county stuff Man, we are turning into locals, aren't we?

And there you go Ken just said shoreline impact zone Yeah, but watch out It's coming for the shoreline impact zone Is that what you call your boat house? No, that's what I had to do It's what I did to get my boat off build down. It was pretty good, come on.

good if there was a bed in there but there is no bed so how can it be in it that doesn't matter he's got a couch yeah gosh that is the shoreline impact zone holy shit that's pretty good that's the least that's the new name of his we're locked ken's boat house is now the shoreline impact zone let's get him a sign so ken what the fricks up with uh we surprise you we put the mom chaser out in front of your shoreland impact zone, a.k.a. his new boat house. And literally two days later, I pull into the farm and it's on a trailer. You took the, yeah, he pulled the mom chaser out and put it back at the farm. Well, you know, I did try and take it out and then the motor wasn't running right. And, you know, it's just so much

easier for Gavin to work on it in his own shop than it is to like come to the lake and do all that. I did try and take it out. And it didn't work. Yeah, it didn't work. So I had to like, okay, let's. It would only like idle pretty much. You couldn't give it any throttle. I would have paid money to have just seen Ken on a Sunday just by himself putting that thing over. So I was like, okay, let's take it up. Let's like Gavin Messer there. Hurricane wins.

What's the real reason, okay? My neighbors are shown up from Arizona and I don't want a pontoon that says mom chaser parked out front of my house is on the instruction. Why? Your neighbor is like very impressionable. Yes, they are impressionable. Very impressionable. You think that just because you're unconstitutional. under construction you're like oh fuck i better not have this out front oh no i just don't want a boat

that says mom chaser out in front of my house and i was considering taking the i was considering taking the stickers off the mom chaser and just run in the boat but you can't take the stickers off because it's that's what makes it funny yeah so it's okay i'll just take the boat out it was just funny though like you drive past your house and you got the tiniest dock and then also the tiniest little boat like it looked pretty good and then i feel like you need that out front because it lets the women know that's the shoreline in that zone. I was cracking up because CJ kept going, oh, look, it is the tiniest dock I've ever seen. And I was like, dude, I don't know what you're talking about.

I can't even see a dock. I see the lift. I see the boat. And the tiny little boat was covering the dock. The dock is legit nine feet long. It was less. I think it was five. Yeah, a lot of guys feel like they need to compensate on the lake.

Ken feels so secure in himself. He goes the opposite direction. Smallest boat house. smallest dock a little lift with a tiny pontoon shoreline impact zone you were just worried about your neighbors thinking maybe you were too rich yeah i know i don't want a bad impression for the new neighbors don't want to flex on them that hard the upside down pineapple flag or you didn't driving that driving that chevy through your house a week after you bought it that was not a that i think they already have their ideas on you the neighbors actually loved that because every single one of them hated that

house they were they were happy to see that but then they see you should have a tiny pontoon what the fuck is that they're all coming home and be like i'm so happy that we're you know finally back at our lake house and that your wife walks in before you oh my god honey what oh my god i think the neighbor's gonna chase you next door i think the neighbor's going to try to chase me the neighborhood's gone to shit it's not even a 27 footer i thought the porrs weren't allowed to live on this beach and then they see ken walking down hopping it and fudson it too yeah that thing's not saying from my house we bought you a lift bro yeah what do we do with that lift we got to get the motor fixed well it's just not so if we got a bigger motor it would work so the truth came out

CJ, you asked why he really didn't want it in front? He just doesn't want it in front. You could get a cover and then... The more you laugh about it, the more it's not staying in my front of my place. What if we've installed a post and we put it up on top of the post? There we go. I like that idea. Instead of on a big pole, like my hummer, it's on a little one?

Yeah, let's just do that. Screw, let's just do that. That's a good idea. I mean, obviously, Ken's not going to let us put it on a post in his yard. Ken, I don't see what the big problem is with the neighbors. It's like, they already know that, You live next door. It's like you do realize that everything we do is on the internet.

Yeah, but it's kind of like sometimes you don't want to bring work home with you and then it... You never shit where you sleep. That's true. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. That's true. I mean, yeah, I think as soon as you got the place, the whole neighborhood knew that you bought it. Well, actually, they thought that all of us bought it. They were like, yeah, I heard the C-boys bought it.

And then when we took a break in between running that car through your house, when that nice lady and her husband were on a walk they were like yeah so you guys all bought this we're like no no just him and like they were they felt a little better but uh yeah they already knew everything about you before you moved in that happens a lot actually i mean like when we bought our house i think just ever they assumed all the sea boys and now i'm thinking of it i really appreciate that all of you guys are well behaved because that happens to us all the time if like if you do something people are like the sea boys did that yeah it's all associated it always has good or bad we're all intertwined exactly

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learn more i think every every time that one of us have like moved somewhere like the whole neighborhood has like seaboy's body they shake shaking just rumbling and like ken buys i hear a neighbor saying something about us and then it gets to me or ryan buys and if somebody says something to me i'm like their minds immediately go to like probably every destruction they're going to drive they're going to drive their car through my house what's the worst it could happen happen honey he drives a pickup through the house like in two weeks in literally driving a truck through it they're like holy shit and then we just pack up and leave yes so i guess right clean it up i say i say that now i'm i'm kind of retracting my statement because what they would think of like the worst

that could happen did happen or you bring the uh the farmhouse to the neighborhood and well yeah i actually really like that now that they think of it when we move in somewhere which isn't going to happen all that often you hit the prank hard at the beginning and then you just just like don't really do anything. Just start off on a bad foot. Start off on a bad foot, but I'm saying that we haven't done really anything to spark anyone's interest in the neighborhood ever since then. It's not like we're home that much is the thing. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I finally met one of my neighbors from a few doors down. He walked over and goes, you must be the C-boy. I was like, my reputation precedes me.

Did you say that? Yeah. That's a good answer. I don't like it when people come up and say that. It's kind of like cringy. Yeah. You must be a C-boy or the, I see, which is true, I guess, but I'm just like, uh, yeah. All my neighbors found out that, uh, we had a podcast because I was telling some like H-O-A drama. Oh, that's right. On the podcast, right after I moved in and it just spread like wildfire. Then what? They hate you?

Did you take it off the email chain? I don't get as many as I used to. And I, I think that I might have. And I also think that like they look at me as like a loose cannon. of like spreading the information to the world about like the neighborhood drama basically and so one I think I might be excluded from some emails but two I think they maybe like let something slide

because they run a pretty tight ship right and like I've never had any problems and like I've heard a couple of my neighbors have been like oh did this ever do someone so say this to you I was like no what really that's surprising and then I started thinking about like oh maybe they just like don't want want me to go on and just like exploit them on the podcast now? I don't know, which I wouldn't,

but they're only doing three fertilizer applications each year to save money or something? Yeah, that was what happened when I moved in. That does happen on the podcast. You'll say something about someone or about a situation and in your head, you're just expecting or hoping that they don't listen to it even though, you know, damn well, they're going to have someone that sends it to them or whatever. Like, it's not hard to intake that. Dude, anyone who's around us doesn't matter who you are. There's that possibility that we're going to talk about you on the podcast. You're going to get roped into something that's told to the whole world.

Normally we're good about leaving names out, but yeah, your story is not safe with us. The worst part is even if you think you might be good. Oh, it was good. I didn't do anything too crazy or mean or bad or funny or outland. For them, it's always a bigger deal. But yeah, then we can make a meme about anything, man. Turn you into a meme. A lot of times is when people don't even know

They might have think that they were perfectly well behaved And then we walk away like That was funny Did you notice this? Yeah Last weekend I went out with Evan Oh not me Not me you're right

But I went out with you too But I stayed out with Evan No really Me CJ and Evan And Ken went golfing And my phone must not have been working And then after we went golfing We then went to the bar

And like usually I'm pretty well behaved You know, I went, no one to, like, hang it up, go home. The problem was we stopped at the shoreline impact zone, Ken's boathouse before. Yeah, and Ken started pouring shots. It set the tone for the whole thing. Actually, we were like kind of rolling, being productive, film in. We stopped at Ken's place, started taking shots. And then, like, the whole night was just like, all right, this is the direction that we're going in.

And so I'll just stay at the shop tonight and just like, I'll just be like Evan's intern, basically. Just I got to see what this dude is up to. Wow. It has been a while. Yeah, yeah. Very rarely do I just like fully commit to just like, all right, I'm with Evan tonight. Because that usually does not end well. Like it's just like, it's a crazy boat to tie yourself to.

I had enough for the night and I just packed up my things and went to bed after the guy. I didn't even associate with us once we got to Zorba's his go-to bar. Like he didn't even sit with us. He sat at the bar counter and we were us three. There's people I wanted to chat with. I know. I know. So we were sitting at the table.

and I was just trying to keep up with Ev, it just progressively got worse. Like, we got like more and more liquored up, lost more and more money gambling. Oh, yeah. I was like, dude, how do you? Like, is this enjoyable to you? Like, we were dumping money. And I ran out of money. And then Evan, he just started floating me.

And he was like, uh, I'll, I'll handle it. I just want you to enjoy this. And I was like, I'm not enjoying this at all. I'm just losing money. You had so much money in that you had to keep going. So this is how it went. We walked in. This is the short story.

Evan immediately goes to the pull-tab machine to start gambling. He does that every time. And I was like, you know, I should play too. I go, hey, I'll go in with you. And then Ben's like, yeah, I'll go in two. So I was three and all go together. And Evan wanted to play one side. And I was looking at the thing.

And I was like looking at the potential winnings and how many tickets were left. I'm like, I think there's better odds over here, guys. No, no, no. We're playing this one. I go, all right, you guys play that one. I'll play this one. So Ben and Evan are going in on one jar together. I'm going on the other.

I ended up pulling $1,100 out of this jar before they pulled a single dollar. Oh my God. The whole time Ben's just like, what the, why didn't we go in over there, Evan? I'm like, no, no, this jar is. I promise, it's going to hit. Yeah, it's going to hit. So then, like, it got to a point where he was, they both had so much money in that I started doing the math of the jars.

And I go, you guys are going to just have to buy the whole rest of the jar out because there's less tickets than winnings in here. So they had to put, like, another $1,400. hundred dollars in. Oh, my God. On pole tabs? These guys were there all night. Alex came and picked me up because it was taking him so long.

They pulled like $100 finally after two hours. And then like, as I said, I ran out of money. So I was just like, I was just riding with Ev. And I'm pretty sure he hit like his debit card max pullout for ATM or whatever. Yeah. And so then he ran out of money. And I was just like, bro, what are we doing here? It was like, what are we doing here?

Yeah, pretty funny. Right? and we're both down, like, a lot of money. And I'm just, like, over it at this point because I was like, bro, I trusted you. I thought it was going to hit. I thought it was going to hit. At this point, CJ's gone and, like, Ken's gone.

And I'm just sitting there. The two losers left. Out of money drunk. Drunk. So I can't even just hop in my car and leave. Like, see you. I was like, I'm fucking stuck with you after losing all this money. So you cleared that whole.

So you didn't even make it home before you were. writing your decision yeah i was sitting there instant because like there's only so many people i can go and beg for money like hey can i have some money so like i swear it's gonna hit i swear it's not a good yeah no one's not a good right and it's like one thing of my partners flowed me and then he ran out of freaking money and that's that's just never a good it's never good right sure enough the next day can push 20 bucks into the same jar and pulls a 500 no it was fantastic i i bet it was fantastic i'm sitting there looking at the looking at the thing and it's okay there's fourteen hundred dollars worth of

winners there's only nine hundred dollars worth of tickets you almost got to throw money into it yeah which is the mentality i had the night before but i ran out of cash you didn't have that mentality though because i couldn't believe that you guys were so loose with or that at least evan who does it Evan does it so much that he was so loose with it because i just literally looked at the thing and then i looked at the tickets i was like well it looks like there's better odds here but he wanted to do that one yeah i was just riding with my partner Shouldn't have done that. And then next thing, you know, Dalton comes and picks me and Evan up, thankfully.

Like, because then I was asking him. I was like, how are we getting home? And he was like, that's the fun part. I was like, that is not fun at all. I want to know how I'm, where I'm sleeping tonight. Or like, are we getting home? I was like, what do you do? So I'm calling Dalton, like, bro, can you please just come and get us?

And he's like, yeah, I got you. Thank God. He comes, picks us up. Next thing, like, we're going to bed at like 3 a.m. Oh, my God. Like it was a shift It was a full on shift right And then Evan sure enough

Like I stay at the shop And the next morning I hear Evan wake up And he dips out I've been down so bad ever since I've been sick ever since And I thought I was just like hung over But I think I just like Week long hangover

Dude I think I just sent my body into shock Wow Just trying to hang That's what happens when you start At the shoreline impact zone Rich did basically the same thing He tried to be Evans intern

And it ended about the same It's like going to work out with like a crossfitter. Yeah, you know? Yeah. But like the opposite. Like Evan is seasoned and trained. He is at the peak performance of that type of activity. You can't just show up one day and decide you want to do it.

You have to train for stuff like that. You're just going to hurt your body. You got to train for that. Got to build up a immunity. Yeah. The tolerance. Yeah. So it's been pretty bad.

I've been down bad. I'm sorry to hear that, pro. You'll bounce. back. Thanks. We know Evan already did. Oh, yeah, he bounced back that afternoon. He was, he was texting me that night, like, dude, I might have, I might have

had a couple beers and bought a bunch of new golf clubs. And I was like, we just lost a beat. Already, after one, the night we had, you're drinking beers already, and two, you have money still? Yeah, yeah. I was like, he just reached his ATM limit. Yeah, it

resets the next day. Yeah, I guess it just bounced right back. I saw this thing in Massachusetts proposed affordability checks for anyone who loses $2,500 in a three-month span gambling. Holy shit. So what's that way? What's an affordability check? If you lose more than $2,500, they will give you money back.

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, it's to like help with the risk-free bet scenario, you know? And what is that scenario? Like different sports bettings will say that there's like a risk-free bet, you know, you bet five, you get $200 back, that type of scenario. this is for an in-person casino type of thing like that. So then... I think that is a thing.

Like, you can negotiate, like, basically your losses. I didn't know that, yeah. $2,500, isn't going to really move the needle for, like, a casino in Vegas. Is that a no-swebett, or is that just a marketing employee to get you back in the door after you lost so much money? Yes. Yeah, because, I mean, they know, like, if we give them $20,000 back, they're like, well, I got this free $20,000, so I might as well gamble. I finally ripped all the Togi videos, wrote to 10 million.

It is awesome. It's like such different content and it was just pure entertainment. But he, yeah, he talks about it like, he's not even sweating. He was like on a podcast,

they asked him like, what would you have done? He's like, I've been down. Like, I've been like down a million. He's like, you just borrow from the casino.

Yeah, you can go even more. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, you could go deeper. Yeah, I also just saw Togi's Snapchat that he said.

So Togi made like, it's this YouTuber guy He's a streamer too And he goes on like these gambling benders Where he'll make or lose like millions of dollars Within like 48 hours Like it's like the craziest swings The blackout method

Yeah but the dude was like completely poor Like had no money like a year ago Like the road to 10 million Was like a series of videos Of him basically trying to make 10 million dollars In a matter of a month I think he did it in like two months he didn't make $10 million, but like he did,

I think he made like $4 million in two months. Still pretty. Most of it was gambling. And then he was doing a bunch of different ploys, but he made a painting too. He made a painting. He sold for $150. Yeah.

Yeah, it was crazy. I think, yeah, he just like set out to make as much money possible and legal different ways. And it's definitely entertaining. But like when I was watching it, I was like, there's no way this dude is taking taxes into account. And sure enough, on a Snapchat yesterday, He said, yeah, I haven't paid my taxes yet, and I just made, like, all this money, but now I owe, like, half of it to taxes.

And he doesn't have anything. And I spent all of it already. Yeah, they said that on the podcast, and it was a weird interaction because he's like, yeah, dude, you're, like, going to have to pay, like, 50% of that. And he's like, I can't do that. And he's like, I don't know what to tell you. He's like, yeah, no, like, I actually, yeah, I got to figure something out because I can't do that. Imagine learning about taxes on a podcast after you've already made. $5 million.

That's a bad deal. It's a bad deal. You just have to sell a lot of your shit. Or you just double down. Yeah, for him. That might be his strategy. That is 100% going to be his strategy. It's not as cool a gambling to be able to pay your taxes, though.

Lenny also have to use your gambling money that you just want to pay next year's tax bill. But it's funny for him because he buys like, he always wears two watches. He's like super iced out and he buys jewelry and he's like, this actually is, whether I lose money on it or not, this is a good investment because when I turn it into jewelry or the house, I can't spend it, because if it's in cash, I will spend it. You should get an iced out watch, dude. Money Mike has an iced out roly or something?

That's just super. And then like an iced out chain that says Money Mike on it. I would love to as a joke. I would not want anyone to seriously look at me and be like, is this dude serious? I like that idea. Money Mike would do that type of an expensive joke. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Like imagine wearing an iced out very expensive watch only to meme those who do. with the freaking. Oh, there we go. I'm stoked on the T-shirt. Let's start with that. All proceeds from this T-shirt go directly into Mike spending it. I couldn't do that to you guys. Yeah, the new merch drops live and new giveaways. Fricking heavy giveaway, bro. The best giveaway we've ever had. I mean, the choice of either a Lamborghini Hurricon or a Lamborghini Euras. And I think we have, with those two vehicles,

the base is covered. Yeah, I mean, that's a, that's a duo that can go to anybody. I don't know what I would choose, though, honestly. Like, I've been driving them both. But, I mean, the Uris is luxury and the Huracon is a race car. I think whoever, yeah, if you're looking at it and you're like, if you even have a shred of thought that the hurricane might be a little too impractical for you, then the Uris is for you. Yeah, I think it's just like, I guess we should probably ask Ben.

He's on both. Yeah, I think it just depends, like, who wins it? If it's like a kid, you're taking that Hurricon all day. Yeah, for sure. The Hurricanes cool. You're taking that Hurricon all day, dude. Like, it is such a sick car. It's like the pinnacle of Lamborghini.

It's red. It sounds insane. It backfires every single time you let off the gas. Boop, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo. It's fast. And it's just like the classic Lamborghini that you'd have as a poster on your wall, right? It is, yeah. It's so unbelievably sick.

But if you're a mom and you have some kids that you got to try. trek around where you're not obviously driving a two-seat car, I guess, or a dad, that you got to trek kids around. And you want, like, the most comfortable vehicle ever made. Like, it's, like, legit, such a cruiser. It's so smooth. It's quiet until you, like, open up the valves, then it backfires, and it's fast, and it is a ripper. It's also 750 horsepower. Like, that's... Yeah, it's still fat. A lot of horsepower. I don't know if you guys have driven it and, and, like, got on it, but, like, it is equally as fast as the hurricane, which is crazy to think that it is a SUV as fast as like a small sports car that is literally just made

to look cool and go fast. If I was me though and I won both of them, I would take the hurricane just solely off of how sick it is. It's just cooler. But there's so many different people that would take the Uris. Also if you're a bigger. That are just in a different position If you're taller or like just bigger, you're going to fit in the Uris way better in the hurricane. True. Like a lot of bigger people like Ken's too tall for really the hurricane. I'm like I'm right on the edge of not fitting in the hurricane. So, like, just riding around that Eurus, though, so sick. I love that car.

It's got the starlight. It's a bonner in the ceiling, too. You got the stars above you. The executive package of your seats are so unique. So I've never seen another one for sale with that. And I feel like I'm always looking at different marketplaces of cars. Yeah, it's super rare. And, like, everything on the inside is carbon fiber.

And then everything on the outside, either red or carbon fiber. Like, the package is insane. Yeah. The MSRP on the car was probably like 280, I bet. Yeah, it's crazy spec. Wow. So it's a hard, hard choice. Luckily, you got options.

Yeah. And as far as merch goes, you got lots options there, too. I think we say this every time, but it's probably my favorite drop. Yeah, this keep getting better and better. Yeah. We got some awesome, like, reckless golf. We got a bunch of reckless golf stuff, actually. So we're hyped on that.

We've been golfing a lot lately. We actually copped ourselves a membership. to the local golf club, which is like leaps and bounds compared to us reckless golfing once or twice a year to like golfing. I mean, Evan and Ken have been golfing like 10 times in the last three weeks. I think Evan, since we got the membership, every day Evan has been in the area. He has gone to the golf course. He's good though, too. I've golf more in the last month than I have in my whole life. Yeah, Ken's been ripped in. He's getting better. I'm figuring it out slowly. It's greatest game ever played. It's really fun. Yeah, we sponsored a

golf hole so we got a reckless golf golf sponsorship at our local golf course what number hole is it number 12 which has got the best terrain 12 at wildflower got the best terrain of any hole on the whole course that's awesome the most bunkers the most elevation change you know because we told him you know if we sponsor a hole it's got to like be a good hole for golf carting you know so it only makes sense we played that hole a couple weeks ago or actually earlier this week and i went It just went from, like, one bunker to the next. So frustrating, but it was... Maybe if you sponsor it next year, they'll move the bunkers for you.

It's for lip up the bunkers. That hole actually does have some significance on the channel. The last reckless golf video that we dropped that has like 6 million views was the thumbnail was shot on that hole. A couple years ago when we did reckless golf four and we opened up with like sitting on the road and honking the sema truck horn and messing with people. that was on that hole for people golfing. Like, I don't know, there's just a bunch of, a bunch of good mems on that hole, so it's pretty sweet. Yeah.

Ken, you might have heard about this because we're just talking about how people sometimes shouldn't have high horsepower cars like the 700 horsepower euros. But I think it comes into play with like the Tesla's. Like my Hummer is a thousand horsepower and it weighs 9,000 pounds. Like it can get out of hand pretty easy. The plaid is super fast, but apparently there's this Chinese car. I don't know how to pronounce it called. the Zayoma

SU7 Ultra and they released it and it has 1,526 horsepower. How? Holy. I guess electric. It looks kind of like a Kia Stinger but where it came into play

is apparently overnight they just sent out an update and they cut the horsepower in half the 888 horsepower. Something happened. Somebody crashed one and they threatened a lawsuit, I bet. I'm sure because they were like

nobody should have this much power. You have to go. go to a track and do a qualifying lap time to prove that you can drive that car fast enough. That's worth it. It's a Chinese car? Yeah. And you can't really complain that hard because you still have 800. It's not like it's on eco mode.

Yeah, but you buy a car. Yeah, you buy it for the... What's that thing cost? Can you get in America? You can't buy a Chinese car here. I got to say, though, like, when I had the plaid doing launch mode, it was pretty fun. Just blowing the doors off everything. Well, yeah, and I still talk about it to people.

I'm like, if you have an experience, your car it will taint you obvious blah blah and then Dalton you know I was being a sarcastic asshole or whatever correcting him but he's like this is the fastest truck I've ever been in I'm like you're cummins I'm like you've lit have you ever ridden in Ken's cyber truck because it's definitely faster it for sure is fast you couldn't just let him just just don't tell him that maybe yeah keep his ego up what do you think would win my truck or dalton's your truck in a race raptor r after our dr a thousand percent your track what do you think it would win our new miata or your truck your truck see j's truck you think so 10 speed

I don't know, the Miat is fast, bro. Dude, there's no way. It's a go-kart. There's no way. Raptor's got the right transmission. It's never going to miss a shift. Well, it shouldn't miss a shift. It's got four-wheel drive.

It'd be a good video where we go to the drag strip and you line up like unsuspecting cars. Or if you lined up all, we drag-raced every single car in the fleet. Yeah, they're all different. Just get like a massive air strip. That'd be cool, but it could be boring. It'd just depend on how it was set up, but... Yeah, that seems it's just giving. Yeah, cut it fast.

I think a good race. You almost know what's the fastest car right off the jump. I think where it gets interesting is you have the Miata that beats out. The Viper, because I miss a shift. What do you think is our fastest car right now?

It's either the Hurricon or probably Mike's Viper. I bet my Eurus is faster than Mike's Viper. And I bet like, if Mike's due to shifting. Even if I was shifting like good, I think Ryan's vet could beat the Viper. Yeah, I bet.

It's true. It just is a quick shift. I figured out that on our track day, I just put it in track mode, but I didn't know that track mode is just road. It doesn't do any of the track control things. You have to put it in race mode. And you were pretty fast. I left some skin on the table there.

Yeah, we got to roll around two. What was that? I took first. What was second again? Well, I don't know if we need to talk about. What was second? I took second. Third was Mike.

In the GTR and you took the last in the Hurcon? Yeah, dad. That was a fun day I bet you guys did have fun That was a fun day Yeah we gotta run it back Run it back But no I think that Miata is actually

Like I think it would surprise you guys Straight up dude it's got like 4 or 50 horsepower and it weighs like 1800 pounds For sure it's fast There's no doubt about that But I just think it's gonna be spinning There's no technology to keep the wheels down

You know Yeah no it'd be sketchy For real The Miata frame is not built for speed Yeah It's like just a classic, like you can have so much horsepower, but it just boils down to a lot of it's like the computer now it is, is what makes cars really fast. Like Ryan's Corvette is so fast because of just the tuning and the transmission. Yeah, you can't really fuck it up.

And obviously it's got a ton of horsepower, but like it's got such good traction control too. Like he can just stomp on it and it's going to correct itself and just go. Like versus Mike's car is a driver's car. Like you need an actual really good driver to it to actually drive it to its fastest zero to 60 or quarter mile time. Even with the launch control in your car, I was surprised at how much wheel spin it let happen. Whereas, like, Ryan's car, it's basically just going. I turned traction control off,

but I was happy with the traction that it still gave me. I was just happy not to be in the ditch. Yeah, Mike, I was a pretty narrow one of those cars that you, like, give it too much throttle and it bites. Yeah, and many rear-wheel drive cars are like that, but that nightmare of when it starts to go wrong, you're already, I mean, you're already totaled. There's a stat, Kenjamino.

Yeah. I know exactly the stat you're looking up. It's like within 10 miles of the dealership, shut up. A certain amount of Vipers have been destroyed. What? Any of the generations prior to Mikes, none of them had traction control

because they prided themselves on being this like race car. Okay, so. So people would just wreck them. This isn't applicable to like Mike's generation, but the original generation of Vipers, 30% were crashed on the way home from the dealer buying it. That's insane. They have to tell.

them before like hey i just want to let you know almost half the people crash on their way home just try to get it home really really easy your way into this car because it's fast yeah it just goes to show though it had a lot of horsepower but like not the tuning and the i mean just the electronics the technology to so they make it super friendly for the masses there's a really good donut media video about it actually but they have like a whole you know spiel on it if the whole project was under 50 million he didn't have to like get it okay and like do a bunch of stuff they didn't have to go through committee they could just it was basically just a slush fund of money that they could just burn so like they just made the viper and they just cut like cut anything they didn't need it on it like

trash and control all this and then that's why they're so like few of them produced i mean there still was quite a bit but yeah they just like sent them out and said here's a race car for the street dude i think what makes your viper so much cooler for me like it already looks amazing sounds amazing it's fast like it's got everything but what really makes it even cooler is just like the culture of it like these stories like there's so much to it you know and there's so many stories to it and like i don't know it's just a lot of substance it's a true enthusiast car yeah i know i definitely agree like sometimes i feel like obviously i'm obsessing over it a little bit but i love the whole story behind it and i hope for my sake that they don't make anymore yeah

It's just an enthusiast car, and anyone who owns a Viper owns it because they're an enthusiast, I feel like. You know, like, you don't just buy one because you were looking for a cool car. Yeah, a fancy, expensive car. That's what I was just talking to Ben about it. It's insane that they compare it to the Corvette. I'm not saying it's insane like I'm offended. Back in the day, they're like, yeah, the Viper, the Corvette, it was a very similar. You know, some people, most people pick the Corvette.

And I'm like, too, they're like, not the same. A Corvette is a car that an older gentleman could. get in and drive very easily. And I feel like a viper's not that. No. It is funny. Even with cars with more traction control, Ben, you've been looking at getting an R.S or been dreaming of one.

You see this video yet? Dude, this is tough. This is tough. Oh, oh. Just the longest crash of all time. Like, it looks like he was on ice, bro. Yeah. Like, he's like clearly trying to stop there, clearly trying to stop.

There. You would have thought if you would have just slammed on the brakes, he had to have blacked out. What's the top, what's the top comments on this? Yeah, it sucks. Apparently the comment on here was that it was an 18-year-old kid. I've seen enough. Get this kid a Calvo Viper. Bro, that would be bad.

You get to drive someone's car and crash it at 18. That's a nightmare. Yeah. 15 business days to prevent this. Well, did you see when Cleet almost piled up that Cohen's egg? Yeah. I didn't think it was, hey, maybe I didn't. Maybe if he was.

It wasn't a good driver he would have piled up to Coenzac. Okay, but you're saying when he like, yeah, that was crazy. To see a car that has that much plantage. Bro, he had to have shit his pants. Like, uh, asphalt. Steve had to have shit his pants.

Yeah, for sure. But like, when you look at that, if you panicked and overcorrected, let off the break and then turned up the track, you would have hit the wall so fast. Yeah. I could just see Steve like,

oh, and then he's just like, yeah, yeah, that was crazy. Like, you'd just be pretty chill out of the fact. Dude, Dude, that is booty cheeks.

Wow, you really bang that wall harder than I bang Tommy's mom. Say some shit like that. Dude, it was pretty funny when I watched the video and they went up in the blimp. And then everyone was just stoked on that because like, if you've ever watched a single NASCAR race, you're just like, ah, blimp would be cool to go in. What is up with blimps? Dude, it actually flew a lot faster than I was expecting. It wasn't like a hot air balloon. They were like flying.

They flew out over the ocean. like kind of turning, you know, it wasn't fast, but it wasn't like a hot air balloon. They were flying it. How many blimps are there? There's not a lot. There's like five in the world. Goodyear's got like four of them. Why does Goodyear invest in these blimps?

Best advertising. Straight up marketing. I mean, look, you look at every major event and they've got one there. I would say probably ever. I feel they're probably really smooth. 25 registered and potentially useful blimps in the world. Floating. Wow.

And who makes blimps? Blimp? I think it's called it. It's like Zeppelin. Zeplin, yeah. It's way better in a hot air balloon. How fast are blimps? So the good year blimp can typically go as like 35, but they can go up to 70.

Yeah, I guess it is pretty smart a good year to have blimps. And like, can anyone just buy a blimp and use it as advertisement? You know, it's just in the sky above like a NASCAR track. Yeah, that's a great question. Could you just like hire another blimp? Oh, yeah, blimp that says freaking, I don't know, go daddy.com. I don't know. Go daddy.

It's T-Boytv.com. Yeah. That's Mike's next business venture is rebranding blimps. Can you buy a used blimp? I feel like is that even something you would sell you? Probably one of those things that just exchange his hands. Yeah. Dude, yeah, you really got to have fuck you money to have a blimp.

Like, there's no point in having a blimp besides for just like letting people know that you can. And then can you imagine having a blimp that's not some sort of advertisement? What's the point? Like actually. Yeah, imagine like, hey, honey, you want to fire up the blimp and take it to, Dinner. A couple towns over. Probably could land it pretty nice.

I'll work on it on Saturday so that we can go out on Sunday. You know, a lot of prep. And then they'll be to the restaurant by Wednesday. There's people that buy fighter jets. There was a guy of a large business that we know that I was hearing him talk stories about it. But apparently there's this canyon that they, like, modeled a Star Wars or maybe filmed a Star Wars scene in. They call it Star Wars Canyon.

And there's a guy that videotapes it, very similar to the wavy boats guy, if you've ever seen him. And he just sits there and films people flying their. Private fighter jets through the canyon. It's only fighter jets because they're the only ones capable of doing that. Yeah, like it's like a maneuver thing. It'd be like taking your fricking minivan to the racetrack. Like you typically take a performance vehicle. Aren't fighter jets just two people?

I think it's usually like one or two seats. One to two, yeah. So Heavy D got his Blackhawks through like, what was it, a government auction or something? Are people getting a hold of these fighter jets the same way? Yeah, anyone can buy a fighter jet? Yeah. How much is a fighter jet?

There's a 1974 Canada. their CF5D for 2.2 million. It looks pretty legit, dude. Like, if you had this thing, oh, payments is low as $46,000 a month. Wow. If you had this sucker parked out front, dude, that's fighter jet.

Like, you don't got to explain what that is to anybody. Yeah. Dude, it's insane, like military equipment, like how old it is, but you don't think it's that old. Like, when you're looking at it, like heavy days, Blackhawk, what year is that thing?

I think it was from the 70s. Yeah, that's insane, bro. You think it's like, you know, a 2012. Yeah, I guess as far as how it looks, like they did a good job designing it. But dude, for stuff for the military, the biggest thing they have going for it is that it's actually built well. It's built not sparing any quality parts. It's built with people being paid well. You know, you know, like it's just built well.

It's built to last. With something like that, though, with the Black Hawk, like a lot of the money is in the instruments. And then like those things have to go through so many different. like checks and balances before they can even like get off the ground you got to assume like you know if they do that every five times that it flies over the last 30 years not many things are getting overlooked it's kind of with with most planes like it really doesn't matter like what year the plane is this is so sick did you imagine have a jet cleats got to get a jet so don't tell cleat to get a fighter jet yeah i could see that that'd be a really good video yeah i bought a fighter jet yeah well our buddy

that had that fighter jet said that he sold that fighter jet because he kept passing out because he would just like go so hard yeah and i'm assuming but i'm assuming like he was riding passenger like in the in like the back part of it is if it's like a two person and then maybe you got a more qualified yeah i think you must fly with somebody else that isn't going to like is better train but that's the way it made it sound i was like what do you mean you passed out while flying your plane and he said well you have someone else that like you know like you probably going to maneuver and you're like all righty when i pass out here take the controls and don't let us crash but you imagine how wild that'd be just a freaking and then you pass out and then

you wake up and you're flying like do the guys in the military do they do like training oh fuck yeah i doubt yeah no they just they just rot on you ever seen when they get those little things and it goes in circle the jeet tester oh yeah yeah they do that for astronauts but i'm assuming do that for fighter jets too there's like breathing techniques and a bunch of stuff You think they could just throw us in a G-chair? Yeah. Good, I'd be so fucking dizzy. Oh, yeah, yeah.

If I went on the T-Cup, if I went on the T-Cup ride at Disney World, I'd think I'd throw up. I've always been like that since I was a kid. I just can't do spinning. Yeah. Roller coasters are fine, but spinning? What are the Gs of a rocket ship taking off? And then what are the Gs for somebody flying a fire jet? And then what are the Gs for somebody launching a zero to 60 car in like three seconds?

And then what are the Gs of the T-cups at Disney? Disney World. Typical fighter pilot can experience like up to 9 Gs. Okay. I got rocket launch. About 3 Gs before engine cutoff. And a Model S plaid can do 1.3 Gs launching. That's about similar as what a rocket experience is at liftoff.

That's insane. And then what's a T-cup? Oh, the rock and roller coaster has the highest G-Force at Disney World with a positive 5G's experience after launch? What? Oh, yeah, CJ. Stay off that. Wait, didn't we go on that one?

The rock and roller coaster? Yeah. There's no fucking way that it was... You know, when we went to Disney World, like, the rides were obviously insane, but they didn't seem that insane. Like, I was thinking they were going to feel like more acceleration, but I think just due to driving all the super fast cars we have around here,

they were pretty tame. A little bit, yeah. Like, I was always like, okay, here we go. And then it was kind of like, okay, I mean, it was fast, but... They say about 1G. In a teacup. In a teacup. Holy shit, that's pretty good, dude.

See, that's what I'm saying. That ride's overrated. They need a underrated. Bigger scale here. You know, we're at 1G for the T cup, and then we're at 1.3 for the plaid. 5Gs is a lot for a roller coaster. That does not seem right.

That can't be, that can't be right. One I always give respect to is the top fuel dragsters. Yeah, that's got to be, how many cheese is that? Yeah. 5.6 G's at launch. That roller coaster is not doing 5Gs. I don't think so. Yeah, the top fuel dragster is zero to 300 in a couple seconds.

Yeah, three seconds or something like that. You don't even know what happened. You're at 300 and you're done. I don't know how more people don't die doing that. Being in it, like just watching it. It's like, you know, dude, dude, done. We got to go to an at Brainer this year. I really want to see it in person.

I've never seen a top field drags around. I haven't either. Dude, up until like a year ago, I didn't even know that was possible to go zero to 300 in a vehicle, period. John Forrest, brother. Let alone like three seconds, four seconds. And how long is that runway? Eighth mile.

And how do these brakes not freaking explode? Parachutes. What happens when the parachutes? Damn, these guys start up everything. They have a second parachute. And if the second one doesn't work? I don't know. They die.

What's the thing in skydiving? You pack your first parachute in 10 minutes and your second one in two hours or something like that. Reserve parachute. Google is broken. Holy shit. We broke Google today. It doesn't want to give me a top fuel dragster fax. It says no results found.

Server error. You know what's funny? I was reading this about AI. Learned today that you can type any nonsense into Google followed by meaning, and AI will assume you're searching for a well-known human phrase and frantically come up with what it thinks it could mean. So in this case, they Googled two dry frogs is a situation meaning.

And then it just has an AI overview. The saying, two dry frogs is a situation as a metaphorical expression often used to describe an awkward or difficult social situation. It's a playful way of saying than a group of people, particularly two aren't a precarious or uncomfortable predicament. Just straight up made it up. That sounds very accurate. You know, like if two people having a really awkward conversation,

it's like, there's like two dry frogs over there trying to chat it out. The phrase, not every insect has a mortgage is a humorous way of stating that not everything is as simple or as complex as it may seem. Not every insect has a mortgage. Okay, where are we going with this? That AI isn't a reliable narrator for reviewing information. You're right. I do find it incredibly.

handy like for numbers stuff you know like top field dragsters can reach 300 miles per hour in under four seconds some records even show faster times zero to 300 just three seconds zero to 60 miles per hour in 0.4 seconds well i know what where we're going with this we're going to see boys tv.com yes we are you're gonna buy some t-shirts every five dollars we'll get your entry it's on the side of the blimp don't miss it yeah if this merch drop goes well we should buy a blimp I'm not on board for that, believe it or not. I think you still got to get that helicopter, Ben. Yeah.

Yeah, this merch drop's got to go really well so we can buy a blimp and a helicopter. We still need a well over at the dirt bike track. No, it's got to wait, Mike. Mike's down for a lot of stuff, but Blimp is where he draws the line. Never thought I'd see that. I figured there'd be a couple nose, but not from you. I know. But yeah, go check out of the merch.

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