Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Being Built to Crash, Redneck Wedding, & Best Childhood Pranks

Episode Date: October 24, 2023

Gavin @shredeighty joins the podcast today to discuss Redneck vs White Trash, Stalkers, being kidnapped, we get get some behind the scenes info on the viral wedding motorcycle crash, and why some people are just built tougher than others. Get your best shave at https://www.harrys.com/wideopen Exclusive! Grab the NordVPN deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/wideopen and get extra subscription time. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Thanks to NordVPN for sponsoring our show. Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Crashing never hurt anybody. It's coming to a dead stop that hurts you. You got arrested at your own? What? That's a party. That statement was just redacted, but we're coming back in now. Damn, Gabby came in firing, dude. I just got to say, what's up? Well, welcome back to the LifeWodown podcast.

We got our buddy Gavin Town. He's up riding three-wheelers. You may know him online as Shred 80. Also, our favorite 80s three-wheeler guy. He's a redneck. We're here. A redneck. Yep. He's a redneck. He's a proud redneck. And I think quite possibly one of the best rednecks.

Really? I think Gavin is the best redneck online. Like, if you're looking for redneck content, if you're a redneck and you want to watch redneck content, there's no better place to go than watch Gavin's channel. Thanks, CJ. Because Gavin lives the life of a true redneck. He walks to walk, talks to talk, and has a mustache. And he has a mustache. Got the handlebar, the whole Cogan, baby. Yeah, Gab, you are a good redneck. Thank you. I appreciate that. Proper. I feel like you don't get enough credit for that just trying to stay true to my roots he's humble though he doesn't need to like run around and you know talk about how big of a redneck is he just is one less spoken is better you know yeah less is more you just live exactly live that way do your thing what do you think is like

one of the most redneck tendencies about you he's drinking a mountain dude you have a hoke hogan handlebars and a mullet probably just seeing me I wish I could have a camera on my face every time I go out and start the cummins up every morning I was going to say I say that's Mono, you're more redneck. Oh, yeah, walk around, take a whiff of that diesel. Hell of a day. What is it? It's Gen 1, right?

First gen. Oh, yeah, 12-Belf. First gen. Why didn't you guys drive that down here? Yeah, she needed a little change. I haven't gotten one since last year. Do you think it would make it? She's not going to not make it anywhere, yeah.

Really? Yeah, 100%. How many miles are on it? Oh, probably half a million. Is that a... And yours is confident. Oh, that injector goes, I'll be able to throw a new injector in the lot. See, that's something redneck about you.

Yeah. Throw a new injector in that bitch. It's fantastic. It's a 12 valve. It's all mechanical. It's so simple. So anywhere in the world, right there. That surely isn't the original motor, though.

Like, it's had to be rebuilt. No, that's the original 12 valve right there. It has 500,000 miles on it. It stopped counting about 10 years ago, the farmer said. And so we don't know exactly, but it stopped around 250. So it's probably around half a mill. Wow. Yeah.

Holy crap. That's crazy. And it's just bought it for five grand. I put probably 100 bucks. into it total so far haven't replaced the tires yet has it ever temporarily let you down oh the free i got negative 32 and gunny and the fuel froze up so you had to ride the three wheeler to school i rode three wheel to school exactly was that tough bringing a heavy home from the bar that night well dude no not too bad i wish i had the hog but she was up front i was sitting behind her it

was good she was up front it was one of the bigger three wheelers it wasn't one of the kid ones oh no you needed a big red that night yeah yeah so i actually kind of a funny story on uh the high mileage vehicle. So I once had an English teacher in high school, and he was in a Chevy commercial because his Silverado had a million miles on it. What? And they had him come and be in it. How many years does it take you to? Well, so this guy, he bought it with like freaking $900,000 on it. And then drove it. Yeah, I thought that was kind of fun. I thought that was kind of kind of lame. But, but yeah, he got on the commercial because he had a million miles on a Chevy and was like the star of the commercial years ago it was going to be like a Honda not not to give you a plug but like honda civics

i feel like are notorious for going crazy mileage dude ever the guy that put like the nine hundred thousand miles on that thing dude watched that video and just been heart yeah he had to been so pissed dude i'd be like what the freak i don't think i'd get rid if i put nine yeah what's it even worth the guy must have died and then they got rid of it or something like you'd have to hit a million yourself you got that close a lot of miles you think you've driven a million miles in your life? Oh, 100%. No. You don't think so? No.

I mean, that's a long ways. I've been in a car for a million. Yeah, you're probably right. I mean, being a kid and stuff like that. I'm trying to think. So my first car, let's say, $100,000, and then the Jeep, another 30.

I mean, I probably only have like half a million. What do you guys think the best truck ever is? You guys have done the testing. What is it? Gen 1, 12 valve. Damn right, Benny. No, Ford Ranger, obviously. 08, Silver Rudy. Half a ton.

Gav, have you ever. seen that video of the wedding where they're pulling in on the motorcycles and then he tries to come in fast and he wheelies over backwards at your hypothetical wedding right now if you were going to plan out a wedding what what would like your staples you have to have at your wedding dude i definitely want evan coming in mock one looping out a dirt bike no but uh definitely some red neck activities i have to have a three-wheeler there i mean do you think that you'd be getting married to a three-wheeler chill on that no unless it was big red or something but i can see the cake is just a life-size 110 christmas edition the little uh mannequins on the top of the cake like you're

sitting on a three-wheeler doing a little wheelie yeah 12 o'clock no but just some redneck activities for sure so that guy uh that it was his wedding his name is troy oh the guy that went famous on bar stool for his wedding um the motorcycle crash he wasn't the guy that crashed it wasn't the guy getting married was it No, it was like his friend at the wedding that was pulling in. So he actually reached out to us. He said he's had the podcast sent to him a million times, his watch. Wow, we should have had him on. I know.

So he, I asked him to just kind of text me the story over Instagram. His first message to me was, well, that was my wedding in the Harley that looped out. The property owner and myself got arrested that night. Everyone is good and the wife loved every minute of it. I can said you picks and behind this even content if you like. And I was like, you got arrested? at your own wedding?

That's freaking crazy, man. That's a party. That's a party. To think that the loopout was like the second most legendary stage to happen in that night. There's quite the story and quite a bit to talk about about that wedding. So this is a redneck wedding. Yeah, exactly. The bride wasn't upset.

No. That's a wedding. People be pissed to miss. Straight up. Most of the time you're like, I don't really care. I don't even really want to go. But that one, you'd be like, God damn, I missed that. So he said he had about 26K into the wedding.

after lawyer fees. What was the lawyer problems for? And then he also says it would not change a single thing if I had to do it over. We are a wild group, wild and reckless group of friends that like to have fun. So the lawyer came in because we got arrested for loud noise at about 2 a.m. And the cops came out for a third time and they were arresting his good buddy, who was the property owner. And he said he's not letting his buddy go to jail on his wedding day without him.

Oh, damn. He's like, I'm going down with the ship. So he said I had to go into and my drunk dumb ass got taken to jail. We went Saturday night and got out on Tuesday night. Holy shit. Yeah. Yo. He missed the honeymoon?

Yeah. That was the honeymoon. His wife came and visited him and ended up on the glass. Honey, this is perfect. So he said the fire department had to come out earlier in the night because there was a huge fire that was so big people like thought the barn or a field was burning down. said their sound system had eight 18 inch subwoofers who was heard through the neighborhood and the barn was on 27 acres

he says I'll send you some vids love your show holy shit well he listens to it or he just got it I think he got a sent to us to it but he'd heard of the channel and stuff like that that's awesome hey I kind of just want to go party with this guy yeah these guys know out of party dude oh shit I wonder if his wife was pissed that he went to jail

or if she was just like there's the wedding picture out it's so good Uh, here is, I believe, the fire department coming in. They're spraying a... Oh, they got the hose. Oh, fuck. The fire looks under control to me, honestly. But I can see, you know, nosy neighbor, maybe.

Uh, ripping heaters, classic. My favorite part is they're out here doing burnouts in the motorcycle. Everybody's in their suits. Like, this is wedding day activity. This is what I would imagine. wedding to be like Evan. I wouldn't want it any other way. Dude, they're getting it.

This is great time, dude. This kind of got me fired up to get me. Yeah. Here's their picture with the truck. They look great. They look fantastic. Got the truck all shined up. Got on some aftermarket wheels.

No. Is that Mike? Oh, no. Wow. Is that edited? Wait, is this. Is that real? Yeah.

That's the picture of them coming in. Look at everybody. in there putting that bike down was that girl okay too uh it sounded like everybody was okay here's him coming into the venue ripping a heater in his truck you gotta dude it looks like they were really just setting up the loop of freaking dirt or loop a bike in the middle of the wedding all i respond was you guys fucking rock a wedding to remember so i'll see if we can get his mug shot that'd be pretty legendary but talk about a wedding we talk about boring weddings but that one is fun and that's how i'd imagine your wedding to be yeah gosh that's the only way to do

It would be out there on the farm. You'd have the first channel fired up. Yeah, Gabby, if we were in the wedding, you would almost have to send us in on three wheelers. Oh, 100% one by one. You got enough, dude. Hell of a time coming. Yeah, you just got to get married.

You just got to find a girl first. Gosh, we'll get there. Speaking of weddings, I just saw that a woman saved up, like, her an entire life, and then didn't end up finding a man, so she just married herself, which I didn't even know. always legal. Really? What does that even look like?

Did she just have like she threw a party for her? Like, you know, is the government looked into this? That's like a, that's like a statement like I don't need nobody else. I got myself. I love myself. That's what I'm with it. She was going for. You know?

And if she saved up all the money and she hit a point, she's like, screw it. We're throwing a party. What's the point? I mean, probably just an excuse to have a party. It's like a friend's giving. I bet you probably aren't. You don't have friends to have a party for marrying yourself. Well, you have.

You don't know. Yeah. She might have friends. There might not be guys that want to marry her, but she might have friends. Are you just bummed you missed out? That could have been her. That's poor girl. I was scrolling Instagram the other day.

And I came across this kid's video that said, if I get 200,000 followers, whatever the top comment is, I will do on this video. Oh, my. So it's like, I don't know how old the kid is. He's probably 14, right? Kind of chubby little kid. And look at him. Look at him back here. Reed.

Reed Harrington, dude. He's a legend. Shout out. Yeah. So obviously this kid, you know, makes this post. And just like any good social trend, it just spreads like wildfire. And so the top comment, which has just shy of 2.1 million likes. It set a record.

It's a record on Instagram for most like comment. Oh, way. The comment is, fly to a small town. in Thailand, get accepted by their people, learn the language, train in Muay Thai for a year and a half, fighting tournaments, win the tournaments, return to the USA and join the UFC, stay in shape, go undefeated in your weight class,

retire and do an interview saying this comment was the reason you fought. That'd be amazing. You know this kid is like, shit, damn. I actually have to do this. Yeah, he posts every day he does this like squat challenge or he'll like run five miles barefoot around his driveway he's got it but he's not why is he not in thailand it might have something to do with him being 12 and living in a trailer house you know let's get a go-fund meet for this guy yeah me you think the internet could

probably come through send him to Thailand man make his dreams happen that's what every comment is it's like why are you not in Thailand it's the people's dreams yeah it's definitely not his dream it's a people's dream gab I think that you should do this I think that you should make a post and say, like, whatever the top comment is, I will do. I'll freaking do it. I know you will. That could be dangerous for him. No, I think you should.

That's Instagram post. I'll do it. All right. Yeah. Okay. What should I say? That exactly that. Oh, I guess I don't get to choose.

You don't get to choose. Okay. All right. I'm already thinking of what I'm going to write in the comment section. Tell me what you're going to write out. No. I'm still cooking. Oh, man.

He's thinking. He doesn't have anything yet, but he's thinking of it. Yeah, he's thinking of it. Yeah, that's kind of, that's really opening yourself up. but I guess if you're trying to get some ideas you'll definitely get some ideas dude that kid basically got his full life plan written to him he doesn't have to think about much he just has to go and do it

yeah dude 15 years say we're sitting at this podcast still same position Gap is still looking for a wife oh no I didn't mean that like that damn it looking for his third wife at this point yeah looking for his third wife and that

news comes across that what a legendary moment that'll be i got that clip that i don't even know if we can run but i could air drop it to ryan what clip i ran into this kid and we're talking about the area he goes to we fest every year he's like oh my god i have a epic video to show you okay i'm interested is a pretty bizarre situation apparently it's all the screen already this this uh girl was pissed off at her boyfriend okay and this video is uh the result Oh, my goodness. We might not be able to... No, I don't think it's too bad.

You want to talk to us about what you're seeing, Ray? You just play it. I got to see this. Yeah. Yeah. The starting girl's face to me says it all. It really does. Oh?

So she's taking a shit in her boyfriend's cooler. In the cooler? Check this out. Can you imagine going for a cold bush light and grabbing whatever she's leaving in there? Dude, this is not okay. I just kind of really got a dump truck on her So like I've never Oh my gosh

Oh my gosh Oh my gosh The no white The no white Did you hear you Everybody else wipe your ass Wow hold on now So I've never

So you just met a random guy and he goes Hey Watch this I think that you'll get a good kick out of this video And he just showed you that video What's the context of this? And that he's like seeing all you guys there and asking me. I'm like, nope, I don't go to Weefest. Nothing there for me.

Yeah. I was really expecting. And then I see this. I'm like, exactly why I don't want to go there. I don't know why you guys are going there. If this is what's happening. There is some real debauchery out in the campgrounds. You would have loved that, Evan, being there and seeing that firsthand. You'd been chuckling, showing that vid to everyone, just like he did right now. I don't even know if you call that redneck, man. I don't know what that was. That's white trash. That's that's white trash. Breaddnack is a culture and, like, has rules. Right, you're right. Have you experienced anything like that?

Nothing like that. You pissed her off, maybe she. You got a shit in your cooler. No, nothing, no, nothing too close to that, man. I've gotten a couple of cappuccinos maybe tossed at me, but nothing too bad. Crappuccinos? That's a hell of a lady, dude. Most girls don't want you even knowing they poop, but she just dropped trow and

shit in the cooler up on the back of the truck bed. And there's nothing more important at a music festival than the cooler. Yeah, you got to make that last for three days. That was like a third day, at least. Oh, man. She had right on there, man. Yeah, she had no remorse, man. That's crazy.

I was thinking you were going to show us some video of one of, like, us walking around being a fool. I was really thinking we were going to see something. Yeah. Yeah, that was, I knew it wasn't me, but. That was a relief to see that there wasn't a video of Ken doing something, you know. Any chick's shit in your bed? No, I've had buddies pull pranks on me, though. the stinky fish prank got me for about a wink.

What's going on? Stinky fish? I got some raw fish cooking in my bed. Oh, they put it in your bed? Like they tucked it under. And you were rolling around? I was rolling around with like a week. How did you not find that, bro?

I was like, I didn't know what was going on. Well, I thought it was in my truck, so I kept looking through my truck. It was just in my bed. What? The bed of your pickup truck. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, bro. We were all sticking in the bed of bed of bed of bed.

I thought you were sleeping in your room. I'm like, you didn't think after an hour of that to look around and find it? I must be in the mattress. Good Lord. Oh, yeah, truck bed, that's funny. You can see where we would be confused. I know, yeah, 100%. Yeah, me and CJ's good buddy, Matt, he was notorious for shitting everywhere.

Like, one time he climbed up in a tree and he pooped in the wire of the tree. It was pretty impressive. One time he, like, just dropped trow in the middle of the road. And he, and he dumped in the middle of the road. And then there was, like, cars coming each way. And we're like, Matt, Matt, Matt. And, like, right before the cars were, like, coming. And he was, like, running off with, like, his pants and his ankles laughing.

And then one time, oh, he pooped in saran wrap and then threw it off the roof at his brother. Yeah, it is crazy, man. And then, and then I think, I think the most savage one was he booped on a plate and then put it underneath his brother's bed. Like his sleeping bed That one was crazy And it was under there for like a couple days That's funny ass prank though That's funny

Room smell like shit You're like the room smells like shit But surely there's not poop in here Nope there is Underneath your bed There's a plate of poop That's not cool Yeah man

Yeah it was some savage shit back then Literally Savage behavior And Ben and I are just running around Laughing like we thought it was so funny How old are you guys on I think I was probably in the six or or seventh grade.

Shitting all over everything. I mean, I wasn't cheating. I mean, I was right next to him as he was pooping. Just instigating. I was probably, I mean, I definitely was encouraging it because it was hilarious. Like, I mean, who's going to stop you? Who's going to stop their friend from putting a plate of poop under their brother's bed, you know?

Pretty harmless prank. Hilarious. Yeah. I remember, you tell me about the poop dollar. Yeah, that, I didn't get, I wasn't down with that. But in high school, it wasn't my group of friends, but it was another group of friends that we'd sometimes hang with like their Friday night consisted of poop dollaring they'd call it so what a poop dollar is yeah bro i mean this i don't i don't think it's cool i don't think anyone

should do this but basically they this one kid would shit on the dollar oh my goodness like he'd go into walmart take a shit on this like dollar bill but then walk out with it with a turd in there do shit on it And you drop it in front of the entrance And then you'd sit in your car And watch people come by and say, oh, dollar Pick it up shit on their hand Oh

Yeah It was fucking It was funny but also not You know Well yeah it's probably funny when you're like 14 Oh well we were in high school So There was one

I was only with for a couple of those This one kid just really loved it He had the like ability About it man Where's he out today? Who was it? I don't know exactly what he does, but I mean, where's like a suit and shit to work?

So he's got like a suit job. He's married, just got married? Wow. Maybe he discreetly does it. No. You think, yeah, he still got it in him? No. I had another friend from that group.

That group was like, they were all about the pranks. Really? And I'd sometimes, you know, sometimes you'd be with them so you'd do it. But they had this one dude, ironically enough, he had a Hummer. Oh. He drove a Hummer. So they called him Hummer. and it was just a random ass dude they dang dong ditch his house and he fucking freaked out

but they dang dong ditch his house for like over a year every day for over a year every yeah like it was like a big hit man like they were like they were coming like they'd attack it from all these different angles and this guy he was such a psycho and he freak out classic homer driver after a year of being yeah yeah but obviously he was fueling the fire doing that surprised that guy didn't get security at his house well i'll tell you how the story unfolds so anyways they were doing that for so long but this guy would like give such a reaction like he fucking had like paintball guns like he would like it was like you make a game they you know like they

played it so good like it was like you never know when they're going to ding dong ditch like he'd be on guard sometimes and like he fucking like shot someone with paintball guns like he would chase after them like well anyways the police got involved like talk about ding dong ditch until the extreme. I remember him telling me the story. So, like, the police get involved. They basically get busted by the police for ding-dong ditching. And they had to, like, sit down with his parents and, like, the people.

And this guy had a record of every time he got ding-dong ditched. Like, his dad, you know, he was showing up. He's like, wow, this is ridiculous. Like, we're meeting with this person because he, my son's ding-dong ditched at their house. He pulls out the book and he goes, they open it with, like, We have on record 452 ding-d-dong. And his dad, I guess, just turned and looked at him. Like, are you serious?

Like, it was a big thing, man. But, yeah, these kids loved pranking, man. They were crazy. So the dad of the dinger. Evan, what's the best you've been pranked? Probably the kidnap. The stolen truck probably. The stolen truck.

Yeah. Yeah. I wish we would have kept that going. We should have left it for like a couple weeks. Evan just has no vehicle The stolen truck was legendary And extremely well executed But I think

We will never be able to top No, we will We will I hope you guys can somehow I've got Please don't to me He does PTSD I guess Oh no

Anytime I hear a door slam Any time I hear a door slam I don't want to be there Bro just that That look on the guy's face that the actor we hired the way he closed it was so cold like it just was like he does this all the time just boom it felt so real like he did it before he was just what it was like he was so friendly and then as soon as you're in the back of that thing and you weren't going to have enough time to get

there it was just like boom it was like a practice procedure man he was ready to go and I was gone man I'm sorry about that again gab boom do you think we should have like carried that on any longer do you think that was the perfect amount of time because I might I might have started to cry if it was a little bit longer. Then it wouldn't have been funny. That would have been too far. Ryan just got got sucked when you got out of it. I'm so glad you didn't.

Yeah, dude. Well, I saw it was you guys like the second of the open, I was like, there was. Whatever. Were you kidding? You looked more like, oh, I was scared. Dolly comes flying out. Yeah, dude, I'm so surprised. I don't know.

I was not thinking of that when it opened, but it could have, I could have for sure gotten a dolly to the face. Any of you guys could have, yeah? Yeah, like I'm surprised you didn't have that motherfucker. and start swinging. I put her away after I realized that was pretty hopeless. But, I mean, even when the door opened, you didn't fight back very well. I was going to tackle, and then I thought there was going to be guns at my face.

Yeah, so you didn't want to have the dolly because you brought a dolly to a gun fight. Would you have froze up if they had guns and just did what they said, or would you have just went for it? I had no clue what was going to happen. I mean, if they had guns. Oh, if they had guns, I was probably going to go for it. I was going to go out, blake of glory. As a full-grown man, you'd never expect to be kidnapped. especially a big guy like Gavin like that's out that's not in the cars you know what are they doing

with me yeah I was in like driving like crazy going left I was like these guys are trying to get away and they're getting away fast as we're like doing like eight miles per hour around the block bro we were laughing so hard I wish I could have heard your laughs and know it was you guys I had no clue so bad so bad oh man what did you guys think I was doing in there or are you guys just like I mean, I could hear you. He could hear you. Boom. Boom.

Boom. Guy! Shut the fuck up. Boom, boom, boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.

Dude. At any point during... I knew it was a prank. I knew it was a setup. I knew it was a setup. Any point during it, were you guys like this is too far or no? The minute that the door shut and I heard you scream. Yeah.

I was like, oh shit, this might be too far. We were going to drive around a little further and like really get you going. but then like we in the in the you know ben was driving i was with them in there and i was like we got fucking call no you guys did it perfect timing my heart was perfect pace i wish we had a heart rate monitor on you man i bet you would have been at like 250 she was bumping where we like told you then yeah that three wheel is yours you were like oh great i'm just happy i'm not kidding that three wheeler was just a little cherry on top you didn't even care about that at the time you thought your life was so many Exactly. And then I got the three-wheeler. Oh, my God.

Yeah, that was good. Yeah, we've got both of you guys pretty good. Well, at least when you get pranked, you're getting something at the end of it. That's true. Yeah, I'd say both pranks ended up pretty good for you guys. They did. Why do all the pranks you guys doing me suck? It's just like normally, like, burying my hummer and a snow bang. Well, we're trying to do you a favor there. Trying to get you not be able to drive that thing anymore. Finally got up on the pole.

Putting Ken's Ronko on the pole was, I think, really underreact. for it like it was how how well executed it was and then also like the stakes of it man ken was so mad but he like didn't give but the problem is he just kept he just kept repeating get my bronco down now and he just look at us and we'd be like can't you're surprised but like we've almost gone so far with ken is like it's not even a surprise anymore yeah he's just annoyed. Yeah. It's just inconvenienced.

Yeah. So my car's gonna be up there for a week. Ugh. When he came back in my truck, I legit thought he was going to hit me. I might have planted the seed in Ken's head. I said,

Ken, don't be so mad. Maybe you just hop in Ben's truck and go park it in the pond. That would have been great. That would have been. If Ken jumped that, drove that bitch into the pond at that speed

for in it, it would look like that time when we jumped the fusion into Mark's pond. Yep. Remember Justin in the driver's seat when the airbag goes off? Ken is like when he gets pranked and he gets so mad, he gets so flustered and like can't think.

Can't think and I can't like operate. Like his motor functions almost like give out because he's so just filled with anger. Oh man. He's been a good sport through it all. Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah, no for sure. Have you guys ever like non-video pranks? What's like a prank?

I feel like you two had to prank each other when you guys were kids. Oh, I mean, one time C.J. convinced you that I got sent off the boys camp when I just went up north with my dad for a weekend. That one sucked. It was after me, Ryan, and my friend Sam got caught sneaking out. What about that time when we did the woman in white? Oh, the woman in white. That was someone dressed up in white. So me and C.J. lived, I guess, our parents, I don't know, like 20 houses down from each other. and so we would always be hanging out at each other's house and then it would get late and then you'd have to like walk or bike or dirt bike home at night and it was like through the woods

over this hill pitch dark i think you probably came up with like the woman in white i saw a scary movie and it looked just like uh the road that we would ride on and it's just so dark you know and i was just like man that's the worst case the woman in white was the only thing you could think about going back and forth, right? And then we became friends with you guys and, like, the, you know, the tail was like, yeah, this woman, she lived out in this, this old farmhouse, husband passed away and like nobody ever sees her. The only time she comes out is at night and she wears like a white gown and that you guys

believed it because we were so convincing. Classic. And then one night we had our friend dress up in a full white gown. I think we have a picture. Pop up the picture of it. And then like, Exactly, like the girl in the ringer. Yeah, it was so creepy.

Or the ring. Sorry, not the ringer is Johnny Knoxville. That's a great movie, too. In the ring when she climbs out of the TV. So, like, right as you crest this hill, the, like, lights came down on her. And Jake was driving. I'm so glad Jake didn't swerve and hit her. Yeah, because I knew that was a possibility.

So I told her, I was like, if he might try to swerve and, like, hit you. So be ready to go into the woods. Like, stay on the edge here. One time we did this prank, we were picking up, uh, Ben, older brother and his girlfriend and bringing them to the sandbar and we were just delivering them on the boat but we were on our friend's boat and we were making brots at the time like we you know like some big juicy like you know filled with cheddar filled brats and we made note that it looked like a penis you know and we were all joking around about them because we're in the seventh

eighth grade so anyways we come up with this idea we're like okay when we pick them up you should have it like kind of hanging out the top of your pants like your waistbanding it and like whatever and we picked them up and it it was so uncomfortable because neither of them said anything and it i don't think ben's older brother sought but i know for a fact his girlfriend did his girlfriend at the time because she legit went like thanks matt like eyeballed down like i think like three or four times and like walked up and it was such a weird vibe after that like we all went home because we're like fuck that was fucked up like it was like it was too much like I thought for some reason we were going to get in trouble yeah that one was messed up one time CJ had a friend

coming over and brought again man why why we love those things we're just like hey come over to Matt's house and then we like set him up in his room we're down in Matt's room just come on down and that me and CJ hid and Matt was sitting in his room watching porn. Oh my God. Not actually watching it. Not actually watching, but then he had the bra.

Prot and lotion. It's so funny. And then, like, this dude opens up the door and he walks in on. I'm mad. You know, and he's got this, like,

fucking big brat for a seventh grader to have, you know, and, like, he thought, he thought, like, he was actually jerking off, and it was,

like, his first time meeting him, and it was just a great prank. That's really, life is not changed around here. If anything, the stakes, have just gotten bigger.

We've been doing this shit since we were 12. Or one time when I brought some friends over that Matt had never met and he was in the shower and we had him like act like they were sleeping in his room. And then he like never seen him before. So he like opens up the door and there's these like two guys like he had bunk beds. One guy on the top, one on the bottom turns on the lights like, whoa, who the fuck here? And he's naked. And then the dude like posse, he's like, what's up?

on Brady and then he's just like what are you doing my bed he's like Patty said I could stay your aunt and he's like what the fuck I didn't no one told me like I don't know that one was funny if you had to be maybe cut that one but yeah we did so many hilarious we're sitting in the closet

just trying to yeah that was funny too man I have so many I can't even think of all of them I remember when I first showed up here the first day and I'm just talking to Ben and CJ and they're like yeah Ryan's getting ready to maybe leave the group I was like Whoa.

What? What is this one? Yeah, I'm just showing up. Yeah, his girlfriend's a preschool teacher and wants him to join her. He wants to go teach at the preschool maybe. I was like, what are you guys talking about? Yeah, is Camaro's too fast, apparently, for her. He's got to get rid of that.

The priest is on the way. And I'm saying, I don't know Ryan that was like, oh, they're being serious. Like, what's going on? Why is Ryan doing this? Like, and then it came out to, and they never told me the truth. I never figured out. Well, also, though, you would always leave whenever Gavin and get here. And you were like, what's the deal?

Like, why is Ryan always, like, go? And we're like, well, he doesn't like you. Yeah, and I believed it for a long time. Yeah, he doesn't like you. You know, he's a, you're a certain type of politics. A certain way. And that you're against rednecks and you didn't want to be around. There was a lot of things that we told you, Gavin, that later that night we went, oh, man.

You should probably straighten this out. Yeah, I was like, I never know. You were buying everything. You were buying everything. I was just trying to watch everything I said to Ryan now. I was like, oh, what's Ryan? think now if I say something bad about rednecks or something you know what I'm sounds like Ryan a little soft but uh it didn't turn out to be then the other thing that got

me was the uh I feel so stupid the lake sharks oh classic I couldn't even play into that one it's so painful to watch sharks in the lake guys sat there haven't can't play into any of these I think we could sell sand at a beach yeah you could have sold me anything that first night yeah you guys were telling me yeah there's there's lake sharks up there if they come up you'll fill them on your tone just Ryan's like yeah just punch it in the face and I'll go Oh, well? Okay. Yeah, a lot of times when we meet someone very quickly, we'll catch on how gullible they are and then we'll just, yeah. Destroy their trust.

At times, though, I think we take it too far. For sure. I think we realized with Gavin, we were taking it too far. That's when we called it off. We're like, you know, Ryan's not actually leaving and, you know, he's not actually getting a Prius. you know all these things yeah he was and everything we would say to Gavin

he would just give us the best reaction which is why you keep doing it you go no don't tell me that don't tell me that no Ryan no no way Ryan should I talk to him go for him but he's too far gone

I wouldn't yeah I probably won't I mean you have to be you have to be on your toes with you guys because if you're not you never know you never know what's gonna happen yeah yeah for sure you might get jammed up well made made a severe victim of me and cj's trolling yeah i thought you guys were gonna mess with me when i got up you we don't do it nearly as bad anymore

we used to just that's all we do we just troll people and i feel like then people just didn't take us seriously anymore because you never knew if we were messing with you or not but we were so good at selling it yeah we have had to earn back a lot of people's trust and still i mean literally daily i'll say something and C.J. will just agree with me and then all the rest of the guys will just be like, bullshit. What are you talking about? Why would I lie about this? And they go,

I don't know. This is good. I don't know. Why would you? Like you expect me to crack. It's like a mirror. Just deflect it right back at you. Right back at you. Yeah. No, we've had some good times. We start channeling that, that creative energy and other things. It's just so fun, though.

It is so fun, dude. We've got to be fired up. thinking about it there was just nothing else to do back then really set us up well to do this yeah it was good training train training because we're just like putting in your reps your whole childhood for this yeah so last night i was sleeping it was like 1 30 in the morning and i woke up to the loudest beep i've ever heard in my entire life beep and it was the carbon monoxide going off in my room oh and but it was just one beep and it wakes me up and it wakes greta up and it wakes greta up and i'm like who's that and then i look up and it's like beeping red and then gretta's like you should go and check on that and i'm like check on what she's like that make sure it's like

we're not going to die and i was like okay well what do i check so i like go out and i'm walking around my house make sure my truck's not running wasn't forgot to turn it off yeah go and see if the oven's on not sure if that had anything to do with it wasn't go downstairs i'm walking around downstairs and i'm like god damn where's my like homeowner handbooked it's like what do you check check my furnace checked out looked like a furnace looked like a furnace and i like go back into my room and i'm like damn well at least i tried to this moment i still don't know exactly what it was i'm assuming it was batteries being that i woke up this morning which was good but it was a serious concern and I was like rolling around for the next hour thinking about it yeah I was I was so

nervous I would have just cracked a window or something I did I wouldn't I wouldn't open a door but it's so cold and I was like that's not worth it there's nothing worse than being spooked when you're home alone house isn't that scary when there's other people there like you have friends over it's nothing or if your girlfriend's with you but man that one night you got to sleep alone yeah that's when the noises are the loudest you always thought you'd get over as you got older but you really don't no dude it's just as bad i still run up the stairs and like as soon as i turn off the lights like running up from downstairs i can't look back and i feel like somebody's going to grab me chasing you yeah yeah you don't feel that i mean yeah i guess i do surprised that you feel that

there's always weird noises going around at the shop here i don't know what what it is it's mike late it's mike it's mike pissing his bed right above you know that's what i think it might be mike but then there's no one else here oh man honestly though evan evans probably in the most likelihood of spot for someone to break in. Yeah, being disturbed in his sleep. You know what I'm saying? Like,

realistically, like you could have a pissed off viewer. Who do you think you could have pissed off that bad? I mean, you could piss someone off. I mean, there's plenty of reasons why you could piss someone off. But people get mad easily.

They just don't like us in general. They show up here to do something. That's actually why we have Evan stay here. He's like a guard dog for the shop. Yeah, we know you'd fight them. Oh, Rottweiler. ready to attack no that's why we have security cameras no yeah we got this place unlock but uh yeah i do

i do wonder about that a lot and i think about that for like you know like real celebrities and like the privacy yeah it's even higher stakes yeah because then you actually have like stockers and shit especially if you're a good looking girl yeah that'd be terrifying real big celebrities they have like you know a gate with actual security 24 7 add it really yeah dude they just sit like at there like it's a little thing and making clear and everyone coming through and it's not uncommon at all there's there's one YouTuber like roman at wood he had a stocker yeah he has full security he was also like a hacker and got into like all of his like bank accounts and my gosh phone records and like a serious stocker and that was because of his i think he was like obsessed with his wife classic yeah he was off

after somebody what an inconvenience you got to pay a full security team for your house 24 7 it's just an expense that you'll ever get back that that would suck yeah no privacy yeah you're always got people there yeah and if i've ever watched a single action movie those security teams do nothing they crumble that's true problem they never work together they attack one at a time yeah it's always so frustrated the bad guys are always a bad shot too michael what's up buddy yeah how you doing all right i got a video to show you guys oh so to preface this uh it's about gavin this is like a football video but it's about Gavin so picture Gavin is on his three-wheeler and he crashes but we're filming a video and he crashes early in the video and we really need him but he just busted himself oh boy but I've never

seen that happen in real life yeah he's a tough times he's a tough kid let's see it I can't believe that you made it all of yesterday without crashing I thought for sure you were you were so on the verge of crashing at all times I was like it's gonna it's coming it's coming but you just We're so good of Ryder now. Thank you. I appreciate that, man. I'm proud of you. So X games 2024, Gavin's going to be the first three-wheeler and the freestyle.

We're hitting it. Might be the only one is right, Mike. Okay, Gavin, so you're Matthew Stafford. You just took a digger on your three-wheeler. Let's sit. Stafford takes the snap. Sets in the pocket. Rolls left.

This is going to be it. It's got to get rid of it. Stafford sets. Looks, now running back to his right. Stafford looking for somewhere to go. Sets and throws. Ow, dude. Is that what I looked like after hit the stairs?

And not new Stafford is down on the field and is not getting up. Yeah, get them off me. That is you. Oh my god. Poor fella, dude. Did he fire and get the fuck off me in there? Yeah, he did. Okay.

It's totally you He goes back in No way Let's go baby He throws a tutty Yeah Legend dude Gavin like finally clearing the jump

But you have like a broken wrist The whole time I can hit the jump If you need me to No Gavin it's fine We don't need you to hit the jump No one needs you to hit the jump I'll do it

I can do it I lost faith in Gavin's Jumping capabilities When he bodied himself off of the trailer jump Can we just pop that clip up. You guys want to watch it?

That was a funny-ass clip, man. This was just the rowdiest entry. Oh, my gosh. Oh, man. That was bad. You are right? I'm all right. I don't know how I took that one so well.

Yeah, you are built so incredibly well. Thank you. I appreciate that. You're a Honda. Yeah, what's the line? Built to last. Built to last. Yeah, he's built to last for sure, man.

Who said it? I need to get a VIN card right here now, huh? Yeah, I think you should, Gab. You got a couple tattoos. but get another one. Get a Venn, yep. Built to the last, yeah, Honda. What was your band number be?

You've got embodied so many. Have you ever thought about changing your middle name to Honda? Probably Trike, but yeah, maybe Honda. Gavin Trike, yeah. No, that was probably like the gnarliest fall I've taken on a wheeler, though. That was a battle. Actually, I feel like that one wasn't as bad as like the, when you get rolled over. Oh, yeah, you guys saw me hit in the field.

What do you think about me hitting the field, Ben? I still don't know what was going on. I was testing the field capabilities, bro. Didn't pass Pop that one up Go to go to that video in his on his feed Sorry Mike But yeah I don't know what we were doing there

Nothing good I was just wanting to see how hot I could come in on a 250 R Figure that out Gavin's still doing testing They concluded testing in 1989 About three wheelers But Gavin's still testing just to Keep going up

Do diligence Oh my Oh God good Like that was pretty bad You could have got bit on that one I can think so I know Look at me wearing that helmet still Though that helmet has saved my life

I'm just trying to figure out What the plan was There wasn't supposed to be a hill there But the hill was there Yeah I said the plan was probably not to crash Yeah the hill Did you check maybe took like a slow cruise Through that

Oh no we walked through we walked right through there Miss that part Well we saw that part but I still hit that part Yeah I we laugh We joke but as long You are okay Please please be careful Thank you, baby.

You don't want you to get hurt, brother. Having fun. No matter what. Yeah, I know. It's all I'm having fun, but just please don't. Hot yoga here and there. Got to risk it for the biscuit, right? You do make me nervous, though.

Evan does similar caliber stuff, probably crazier stuff. Yeah. But he's so talented and lucky and just like. Lucky, lucky. That is, there's more luck than talent. I'd say talent for sure. Are you kidding me? So were you putting me out on that scale?

But Evan is such a little bowling ball. He can just like, it's just like, Just rolling them down And they'll just take a little tumble What do you get with me? You are, you're like a turkey. You're like a ham on Thanksgiving That got thrown in the back of the truck

But the tail box, the box didn't get shut So they're ripping down the highway And the ham falls out the back of the truck And it just gets tumbled down the highway. You know, that's unbelievably accurate. Hey, as long as he keeps rolling, he's probably going to live, man. You got a key.

Dude, crashing never hurt anybody. It's coming to a dead stop that hurts you. You got to roll, baby. That's what I'm saying. Crashing never hurt nobody. It might be some truth in that. I don't know if there's much, but... I think the real quote of that is speed.

Speed, yeah. But, I mean, crashing, too, I guess. I just want you to be careful. And Evan, too. Please be careful. We probably won't, but hell, yeah. if we were careful we wouldn't be here that's a good point

but as long as you can keep coming back here that is the most important thing there's a fine line in life very good very good point yeah yeah right that line baby yeah exactly I do want to talk a little bit

about our Vikings and it's been a tough year for us it is football season and I think being a Minnesota sports Span is hard. You're lucky you got Colorado. I think maybe the baseball team's decent, but I think the Broncos are considered pretty good. Oh, who's the Broncos, dude? We only have the CE buffs in Colorado now. Dude, that's pretty sick. What do you think about that? Like Dion Sanders, you do or all them. Oh, they're awesome. Yeah, hopefully. Have you met them? No, but I took the O-Line coach

in a couple weeks ago. Really? Oh, this fish and it's killer. Let's get coach out here. How'd you get lined up with him? My football coach from my linebacker coach is good buddies with him. No way. So you guys all went fishing. Uh-huh. But yeah, and then he's like, oh, this fishing's killer. Hopefully get Coach Prime out here next summer or something. Oh, yeah, that'd be sick, huh? Now that would be cool. That'd be cool. You hang with Prime. Yeah, yeah.

I wonder if Prime's a three-wheeler guy. I know he's a fishing guy, so we're halfway there. Yeah, halfway there. He's a legend, man. There's a correlation between three-wheelers and fishing. There has to be something there, man. Look at me. I think everybody lost three-wheelers, man. Exactly. Everybody's redneck correlation. Exactly. It ties it together.

So speaking of football players and Do you guys remember the Vikings love boat? Yeah. Scandal? Yeah. Can you imagine being on that boat? No. I mean, I can't imagine myself, but yeah.

They just got caught. I'm pretty sure they do that. Some people. They just got caught. I love that. That stuff goes down every weekend on the lake like that. They just got caught. Yeah, let me see this.

Pull up the article. I want to see the story. Classic little jam up. That's freaking. Nothing that won't buff on have. It was back in 2005 when football was football and there was no rough in the past or, you know, and stuff like that. On October 6th, 2005, an alleged sex party occurred on Lake Minnetonka.

Unbelievable. Dante Colpeps. But yeah, they apparently rented two boats and they just flew in prostitutes from Atlanta and Florida. Actual prostitutes or were they just girls? They're from Atlanta. They, it was said that they were sex workers. One guy asked somebody there was 100 women there.

Wow. Women for 17 football players? Two boats? Pretty decent. numbers on it's a pretty good uh pretty good ratio an anonymous former player of the minnesota vikings claim that this is not the first time that such an incident has happened the scandal has sometimes been referred to as the love boat scandal like it's nice to see that the vikings can at least catch the news every once in a while they can't catch a fucking pass

yeah it can't get in trouble for peeing in some lady's yard apparently yeah i was one Wait, so how big of a boat you got to have? I believe they were on two boats. And they didn't think anyone was going to notice. They're on the lake. They were houseboats. Maybe they were behind closed doors. Two houseboats were rented and some,

but not all of the players performed sexual acts. How do they know that? In front of the crew members. So they had rental jobs. Not all of them, but some of them did. Some of them did. Not all of them, but some of them did. I don't know what's worse in that scenario,

being the watcher or being the guy. I feel like it's beating the watcher. Unless you went to a different part of the boat and removed yourself from the debauchery. Well, it sounds like you're a worker, man. You can't go anywhere. You're trying to drive the boat. Imagine piloting a boat with a hundred whores running around?

And what are you doing? Banging the Minnesota Vikings? Put that bitch on cruise control. Ha, I'm heaven. Aren't you supposed to be driving the boat right now? Boom! It's actually on the Titanic album. I was just saying they'll be making a documentary about that.

Oh my God. I can't believe we live in a world now where your scandals get their own Wikipedia page. That's actually impressive. And name, dude. Yeah, it's like, that's what I mean. There's a full Wikipedia right up. And then it just goes, parties involved. And it just gives their name and a full description of them.

Full description. I mean, yeah. Does sound like a party. You have a Wikipedia have? Look up. See if dude Evanborough is in Wikipedia. We have a... I've looked at the C-boys one

and I'm the name that doesn't have a clickable link. Really? I never made a Wikipedia and just some... I don't even know how you make a Wikipedia. We just got one. That's fucking old.

If you type in neighbors. Ooh, here we go. What is this? It's going to make me pay a few of this shit. Yeah, it does. Well, the majority of kids these days hit the slopes. Evan Sheft

opts for a pair of skis. Ooh. They're not any old pair of skis, however, and the skiing is anything but old school. Let me see. I think there's a... Damn, man, have you been making the news for a while? What was that 2008, it said? He found so much success that it'll take his skills to Colorado. Yeah, we go. The same place, same time. I didn't know it. Damn right. Jeez. If you type in shred 80, one of the first... first things that was coming up for me a couple weeks ago is who's Shred 80's sister? Really?

Oh yeah. Look that up. Look that up. Shred 80 sister net worth. Wow. Mike, you got anything to say today? You've been awfully quiet back there. Gavin, thanks for being here. Three wheelers.

Let's go. Yep. Three wheelers, baby. I do have more to say. I love you guys. Oh, thanks, Mike. And you worked very hard. We didn't post a video this week, which was very difficult for us to, like, kind of come to terms with.

We're working on some big projects, and, like, it's been a long time since we skipped a Thursday. So this is an interesting vibe around here, but we got big things that we're working on. And so stay tuned for that. In the Vids, thanks for listening to the podcast. Sounds good. We'll see you guys next week. See you next week.