Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ben Almost Crashed His Lamborghini, Kens Regret, & WHY Ryan is bad at his Job

Episode Date: February 18, 2025

In today’s episode the boys reveal their new fitness challenge that will be starting in a few weeks. Then we jump into Hanging out with Haiden Deegan in Florida, Ryan being bad at his job when he’s hungover, Ben almost crashing his Lamborghini Urus into something of Money Mikes. We swap scary campfire stories, and equally as scary Micahs Subaru is back in the shop for MORE engine work. And after all the boys trying to settle the dust, Ryan and Jakes beef still continues Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Book an appointment at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Reach your financial goals at https://www.get.stash.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Like, it almost doesn't seem real, but it is real. That's what I gathered from the short little bit I watched. Obviously, you guys know more about it, but... Yeah, I was wearing that one earlier with, like, the new sweatshirt underneath it, the one that Spenny's wearing, but I just kind of looked like a marshmallow. And you took it off and still look like a marshmallow, or what? Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Where were my gym boys this morning? Were you in the gym this morning, Ryan? Yeah. We got to start this challenge soon. I'm going after. I'm going to be ripped. For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles

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I get a free chili dog. Chili Dog, not included. The Naked Gun. Tickets on sale now. August 1st. Before we even start this challenge. We're going to do a challenge. The boys are already starting to work out.

And so your photos, your before and after photos, and we've got to get those taken soon. Yeah, they're coming, they'll come this week here and we'll get, like, an official, like, measurement of, like, fat, body mass, weight, you know, just all that stuff that you probably need. Because obviously we'll go off of, like, pictures, but having some metrics is probably a good idea as well. I'm actually terrified to step on that scale.

Or bring someone here. Really? Yeah. How much could you weigh, Ryan, 175 pounds? I'm terrified Yeah, what are you worried about happening? I mean, just it being set in stone with metrics

that I'm fat or that I'm overweight. Right, you stepping on a scale is not going to change how we feel about you. Ryan, I don't know if you're fat. You're just out of shape. You're just out of shape. You're just out of shape. I know, but like it's just that we have a lot of people

that watch. I'd be incredibly uncomfortable to take my shirt off right now. So we're, wouldn't you? I mean, Ben over here is the milk bag over here. We've got the milk bags in my. my left. That's kind of what started it. No, it's funny. It's funny. I do agree, Ryan. It is funny. It's just hearing you say that. Yeah. So the premise here is we're going to do, I don't know if it'll be 90 days. It probably will be since we're starting this soon. Because I mean,

I'd imagine we'd want to probably finish around like end of May, summer. Give us some time. Actually, yeah, I have some time. But we're going to film it. And it'll be like a pretty long. I don't know if it'll be a full YouTube video or if it'll just be like a really strong long segment. You know, some people like Evan, he thinks working out is Cheeto, as you would only imagine. You'd expect that. So like I'm sure at the same time, though, he can get a workout riding a dirt bike. So like maybe he'll if he wants, you know, like there's just multiple ways. And I think it'll be funny just bringing the camera along, showing each person doing some stuff and especially like the evolution over time. So it'll be like a lot of footage, you know,

compiled and then condensed down next week i'll have someone coming like like an official person that knows what they're doing you know do all the measurements and all that so we have our starting point but then uh like what is our goal at the end here like i've been going back and forth i was looking there is like a like a bodybuilding like show competition at the end you got to get tan up in here that's that's it that's in june june 7th but like that'd be kind of funny if like at the end everyone had to like hop up on the stage so you so you You can either work out and get in shape and then go do the bodybuilding, or you can do nothing, but you still have to get tanned up and do the body building.

Not only tan, but lubed as well. Oh, really? Those body, yeah, yeah, they get removed up. Because it shows the definition of the muscles. Right, right. So you got, and then the spotlights, too. No, but I've just gone to a couple. I've gone to a couple.

It's like a public, you know, thing in Fargo, but I was like, dude, we could say we're going to be there. They'd probably freaking love it. the thing would be packed and there'd be actually guys that are jacked that like bodybuildings their thing and then we'd hop out on the same they go nuts I think that would be funny as a couple of guys that'd be funny they're gonna moderately in shape yeah we're like oh my god what the definition and then maybe we'll have like like a voting for like by the subscribers for who is I don't think it really should be like who's the most jacked or in shape I think it should be like who made the

most progress or like the biggest transition the people's favorite and then there's also the parameters that get measured that are just like cold hard truth yeah like you get your fat your body fat you're this you're that that's all like if there's improvements across the board and they're better than everyone else's then you win but there's also the people's favorite yeah i mean kind of how it started the idea for this bit was so ben was going to start working out because he's been getting called a milk bag milk bag is tough as a milk bag yeah it's like the worst one of You're pasty white. Let me get this straight.

Was this an actual comment or multiple? Yeah, who called you a milk bag? Yeah, a lot. Oh, on? Like, just people on the internet. This is a known thing. People are tough. People are tough on the internet, Ryan, when you're actually out of shape and overweight.

And you wouldn't know anything about it. Oh, really? So I'm not tubby? You wouldn't know what I go through in the comments, Ryan. You're right. I'm sorry for trying to appropriate your culture. Yeah, yeah. The milkbag culture.

Dude, that's awesome. I'm just like such a chill guy that I don't catch the heat. I just catch it from you guys. Yeah, you really don't catch any heat, Mike. Nor do you, Ryan. The last comment I saw about Ryan's body on his Instagram post was, holy shit, Ryan's getting jacked. I know.

I was kind of puffed up. I think I was adjusting in the picture. And then I kind of looked like I was all flexed out. When was that? This is like last Instagram post. I'm not going to lie. I thought about that comment a lot. Can you pop it up?

Yeah. When I was in the gym this morning, I'm like, that one kid freaking, Andrew 2877 said I was looking jacked. I got to keep going. Going for him. Yeah, keep going for him. So that's the nice thing, though, about this segment. Whenever I'm trying to think of video ideas, if I can think of a video idea where there's

going to be some kind of product still remaining physical product or benefit other than the views and I guess just the money to replace the damages, it's a major win, you know, like because generally the vehicle is worth nothing. We spent 40 fucking grand. and then you know you got the views and like all that stuff or like you could even say like it's hard on our health like you're traveling across the country you're eating really bad food some people get injured because they crash whatever else this it's really all positive it's going to be you know we're making a video and is benefiting your health and well-being

and then self-asem will go up you won't be a milk bag and it actually is really cheap it's really affordable to do you just get a gym membership so it normally we have we would be like testing our livers or something like that. We would just like see how much we could do bad for ourselves. I'm pretty excited about this segment. I think it's going to be good. And then after the segment, you'd see you can run Evans program to follow it up. Dude, fuck. You do the

re-transformation and see you can get the biggest. That'd probably be harder. Running Evans program would be much harder than going and working out, I think. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Spenney was saying that the other night and I was like, dude, I know that I couldn't do it. I know you definitely couldn't do it. But I'm 100% certain Ryan could not run Evan's program. The way that Evan operates,

the way that he consumes alcohol and then wakes up the next day and then does his job very well. We all get kind of hungover, but Ryan is like about as useless as it gets when hungover. Like, fuck, I didn't think it was that bad. Well, I mean,

we were filming, we were filming the, uh, R6. Yeah, the R6. We were filming the Harley and R6 in Florida, the trials bike day.

and we had, you know, gone out the night before and just like, I don't know, had a good time. And he golfed. Yeah, then the next morning, you know, we go and start filming and Evan had hit it harder than anyone. And he's out riding and where's Ryan sleeping in the truck? In the truck. To be fair, that was pre-filming. I, all I did that whole day was just man the long lens, the mega lens, which is arguably one of the more useless cameras in the whole shoot. And you're farthest from everything.

And I definitely did not have the energy to run back into the circle and make any comments. I just kind of hit on that. It was hot and humid out, too. I was feeling it that day. It might have been because you were manhandling a thousand pound motorcycle. That's true. But yeah, you had your work cut out for you that day. But yeah, no, I think there's, I definitely tip my hat to Evan being able to run the program he does.

You'll honestly never know how hungover he really is. You'll just never know. It could be a 10 out of 10 or it could be a 1 out of 10. You'll really never know. Kind of looks the same. I used to run a similar program, though, for, like, years. You just don't stop drinking. Yeah.

You just have another beer. Just keep, the cold, hard truth. And then, like, you kind of, like, have a little bit more juice still, too, like, when you're filming because you're like, well, once we're done, I'll drink some more. You know, like, so you're kind of, like, excited to get through it and get back to it. And I don't know. That's how it was for me, at least. Cold hard truth. But, like, nowadays, no, I for sure, like, it's just tough.

But I was powering through. I was doing everything there, run around. I guess just I wasn't I knew too that nap I could hear it because I had the door open I could just hear everyone oh look at Ryan he's napping he's napping what an idiot

we're waiting for like two hours for what was it Gavin was working on the clutch or something and I'm like well I'm taking a nap now dude get charged up I wish you would have told me you were taking naps I didn't know we were taking naps I would hit one too last thing on the workout plan

do you guys have like a strategy like I don't want to change my lifestyle that much but I'd like to get in better shape You don't have to, you can do whatever you want. I don't, I don't really have much of a strategy either. I'm just going to go to the gym. So you're going to be gym. I feel like Evan is going to be solely bike.

I feel like he's going to do whatever he can to not go in the gym and just ride bikes and like do random things. Well, he got himself a pedal bike. That was actually kind of where this originally started. He was like, you know what? Yeah, like a stationary bike. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was like. He went and ordered it.

And so he got it, right? And he set it up in his room. And he's like, bro. It's pretty cheat. Like, it just looked chinty, right? And I'm like, well, how much was it? He's like, you know, like, 140 bucks. I'm like, well, I don't even think you buy a huffy for that.

Ain't no chance that a $140 workout bike is able to hold Evin up in the way that he's going to be running that thing. It's the cheapest one. It has, like, plastic pedals and they flex when you, like, stand off. It's just like, but I tried it. I tried it and it works. But I was like, he's like, dude, I'm not trying to have, like, anyone walk by the room and see me on this thing. Oh, it's in his room? Yeah.

Yeah, it's very small. It's got to be a hot box in there. What the hell is he doing in that pine box? We have a gym. I mean, we have a workout gym in here. He can watch TV. That's the biggest difference. He can bike.

I think he's playing Fortnite biking, though. I think the other thing, though, I think the other thing is he doesn't want to put his new stationary bike in the workout area because he put his treadmill in the workout area and we saw what happened to that. It turned into like almost a food conveyor belt at one point. I believe Ken was at the end, like, Catching, like, yogurt, pretz and donuts off of it. Evan said he's like, I don't, I wouldn't want to be caught anyone walking by my room and seeing me on this bike.

I feel like it's weird or having him work out in his bedroom than if it was just in the gym. I just told him to own it. I said, okay, if this is a $1,200 stationary bike, would you then want people to see you? He's like, no. I'm like, then you just got to own it. Just get on it. We should get him some, like, biking tights. Yes.

I tried it. It works great. for 140 bucks. But here's the bottom line though. If all of us were to even get just a little bit healthier, a little bit more in shape, a little bit better, you know, diet, it's only going to help all of us. You know, it's like, like, there's not really much reason to, like, fight it or, like, go against it, you know? 100%. Yeah, just is hard work and time. Kenramino, are you hopping on this program? Well, if we're doing the thing in June, I think I damn near have to. Do you have a strategy? Ken? What's your strap? I got to come up with something. We can help you. I was thinking we could

also even get like a personal trainer or something. Even for just like one day. Yeah. Or like even like you do you hit like two, three weeks to like kind of get the ball rolling so you know what you're doing and like how to do it. So we've had that snap membership for six years now. I never got that on that plan but then Mike did. And Mike, have you ever used that key? Just once. And I just donated it to Jake. Oh, okay. Does that still exist? Yeah. Yeah.

My key still worked. I didn't use it in four years and I got back in there. Yeah. They switched buildings and everything. Yeah. You went to the old one. It's like a smoothie shop. Yeah.

What the hell? We should review our memberships. I guess maybe just mine. Maybe I'll need it now. I think I actually took you off, Mike. Okay, good, good. Yeah, I took you off like a month ago because, or like a couple months ago because Dalton wanted to get on it and like we were maxed out.

And I was like, how many times does Mike, And they're like one time back in 2019. I was like, okay, well, he's probably good to switch him for Dalton. Did you guys see the video of me almost hitting those wet bikes yesterday? I watched it in person. Oh, yeah. What the heck was going on? I don't know.

I just blacked out, dude. I think it was because your first drift, you know, he's drifting around the farm driveway. It went so well. Like you looked like a pro. Oh, so sick. Yeah, it did. I just came out and there was like Mike's Bronco over here, some wet bikes over here. another car yeah a couple trucks there and i kind of just threaded the needle and they were like

do that again let's get it on video and i was like honestly something something in my head too was like you shouldn't do that you should just keep driving and go home i was like all right turn around just about piled up into our wet bikes that we're selling well not really selling the kid that we uh traded them for what did we trade them for oh the the harley davidson the honda davidson dirt bike Kid gave us the Honda Davidson in trade for some money in the wet bikes and he was picking them up today and I almost piled into him in the process I kind of want to watch this because Ben you've been drifting a lot in your car You had the same looks usually it's pretty good You know what's funny though to me is you drive this car harder than any other vehicle you've ever had

Whoa whoa whoa look at Spett You know a parallel park try to protect it I appreciate that if it was if I like saw you slowing down and I was like all right I was going to take the hit Like kind of push it, yeah No, he was gonna like Stand in between him He was gonna jump in between him He's not doing anything

He's just hugging the wet bike Well I was like But that would have worse case It hit me and not the bike And it wouldn't have dented off me Yeah worst case it would have hit you That would have been worse Well no that'd have been best case for the car

Dude imagine though I'm sliding towards it And Spenny like hip checks my car And it wasn't even close to hit the wet bike But now I got a massive I got a massive dent in my door because Spenny size dead

Yeah It is funny the different lengths You'll go to Like you were essentially willing To put yourself Between the wet bike I was gonna yeah If that was just like

I don't know Not a Lamborghini You wouldn't do that You wouldn't have done that You wouldn't have done that for my Hummer Well for the Hummer yeah I mean if it was a nice car But if it was like

An F150 or something 98 then I wouldn't have done it But if like a nice car like that I definitely would have taken A little bump for it Yeah Ben you actually have Driven this car harder than I've ever seen you drive

anything maybe since your sube no dude he didn't drive the super even close to as hard as this yeah no yeah there you go bouncing that thing just it's just it's kind of funny though because and i can say this because i'm also a part of the the the mom car gang technically you know is this is like out of all the vehicles you'd think like your previous car you would have been driving the hardest but you're just ripping yeah i don't know i think it's the fact that you can just like really hoon it out on snow yeah i suppose snow does make it the snow yeah i think it's my favorite car i've ever had really so fun it's like driving my hurricane but just i can just bigger you can fit stuff bigger i can fit stuff in it and honestly i can drive it harder i don't know why it's just like

maybe i care less about it so i'm just like just mobbing it as hard as possible at all times yeah it's the winter beater yeah it's interesting i think of the the few times that your hurricane was ever sliding sideways or had tire spin. But now in the winter Yeah, it's way it's. Yeah, it's pretty much everywhere. Burning a set of tires every time you do that. Yeah, I got a tune on it too, so it backfire is like crazy, and I just like constantly

want to hear it. So it's just like do a lot of people come up to you in it? Or no, does it kind of blend in what you said? So it just I think it does kind of blend in almost as a another mid-sized SUV type of rig. I mean, the white rims

stand up but that's interesting so many people would come up to you in your hurricane but when we were out to eat the other night I saw people in the restaurant like one kid I guess I like walked into the gym and he was like so a Lamborghini hurricane or a uris I was like I kind of like laughed I was like yeah it is because there's the first time anyone had ever said that yeah like finally somebody yeah you're the G wagon is the most popular car I've ever driven everywhere you go someone has something like is I think just everyone knows what a G-wagon is. Yeah.

It's a pretty distinct look. Honestly, they're worth complimenting. I saw one of those baby. Baby G-wagons, like not a G-W-A, what's the, it's like a golf cart?

It's a G-5-50. Holy smokes, dude. It's literally, that was like the lamest baby car I've ever seen. No offense to those who drive it. Pretty true. But like,

I looked at it. I don't even know, like, a comparison. It's like, that's the ultimate mom car. I don't want to, I don't want to,

There's Jeep. No, it's, I mean, like, a wrangler sport through like a rig. Yeah, it's like the, it's like, yeah, like a lifted Rubicon is CJ's car and then like the one that the mailman drive around with the left hand. Somebody who spent like a 150 grand on a G550. It's like just a little bit below the G63, but they're like, all right. I feel bad. I feel bad. I'm sorry for that person who was driving it.

I congrats on the new car, but it just, it, I saw it. And I was like, damn. They do look pretty much similar. though like i think they're the same size really yeah maybe just like what is the 63 of like fender fliers like brush guard and a different grill maybe this was one of those golf cart things the g wagon golf carts i was thinking about getting the uh after cj got his g wagon i was thinking about getting the uh g wagon four by four just to really just stance up on them get rid of mine kind of bummed i mean like i'm happy to be here with you guys but we're missing cleat running in

the daytona five hundred right now well the the arca series is he He's running his first, his first race right now. I wonder what made him want to do that. I don't know. I feel like that's got to be every race's dream. I think he's just right at Daytona. It's just an opportunity you can't say no to. If you had the opportunity, would you say no?

Yeah. I would not do that. Fuck, no, I wouldn't embarrass you guys like that. That's nice of you. That is nice. Dude, not a chance I would hop out on that racetrack. Dude, so they had NASCAR did a special live in-car camera for him, which they normally don't do or they do it for,

like really big drivers. They have 52,000 people watching him race right now in the ARCA series on Saturday. Like I would say that this has got to be the most watched ARCA series race yet. Yeah. And I mean, 52,000 people watching his in car. It's pretty sick, actually. That's crazy. That is.

Good for Cletus. Hope he does well. We basically were just watching it before we came up here and there was a 15 car crash. He wasn't in it luckily. Oh, dude, that's the thing about NASCAR. You just like can do the whole thing And then you just get in a wreck I would get so frustrated

I know anyone who watches NASCAR Knows that stuff happens But like dude It could just like It can mess your whole season up Some guy hitting the wall And then bouncing in the seven other guys And then hitting you and you spinning out in the grass

That could mess your whole season up Yeah maybe it would be all right out there Because they would just be like Just stay away from the number seven car You'd be like I'd be out there I'd be up here He's all over the point What is he doing?

There's got to be some kind of strategy that he's running right now. I'm in there. I'm like looking for my phone. Like grabbing a water bottle. Running the fidget spinner. He's driving like he's got nothing to lose. They got to be working some kind of like back end deal with Cletus because he's... They should.

Like if not even close to bringing the kind of viewership for the series that he's running of that many eyeballs, like you'd think that they would be... Should be stoked on it. You got 30,000 people watching his live in-car cam on YouTube live right now. 30,000 people. That's a lot. You already know he's just, hell yeah, brother. He's not talking.

We were watching it a little bit before. He could imagine he was giving commentate. He could. I'm sure if he talked, but probably tough. It's so loud. He's got to be a live stream somewhere with his radio. You're probably so lock in.

Yeah, it is crazy. Because, like, you see the outside shot, and they're like, you know, cruising, obviously they're ripping, but it doesn't look as fast. And then it cuts to the in car. And you're like, holy crap. They are so tight.

And just like, they're going. Yeah, shows that they're actually driving 180 miles an hour. They're wide, yeah. Look how big he is in that thing. They build him a special car. They extend the roof for them. Yeah, it's just got like a little bubble on the top. Imagine, yeah, like a giraffe.

Just his eyes are over the top. No, that's pretty sick. Talladega Nights is still my favorite movie to date. After watching NASCAR race, I can appreciate it just that much more. I love that, too. It's a classic. I've probably seen it over a hundred times. Really?

A hundred times. I can almost word for word say the whole movie. All right. What's the first line? He's driving in the car and she's giving birth to Ricky Bobby. Yep. And he's like, hold on back there.

I can't remember what he says. But like as it's going, as it's playing, I can say it. You can do it with the background music? I can do it with the background music. Yeah. Just like saving me by Nickelback.

Yeah. You can't just rip the Telediggan Knights dialogue. Like no backtrack. Just so. You guys know what I've been watching lately Is the Outdoor Boys YouTube channel Mostly just seeing TikTok clips of it But that guy, have you guys seen

No, he's like clips of them I have, yeah, I've heard of them I've seen clips, I've never watched a full one Absolute gold mine. Dude, yeah. Like he just posts a video of him doing what he does No, no flash at all And just millions and millions of views

Yeah, he's crushing it, no doubt about that But I mean, dude, you got to tip your hat to what he's doing like it is so gnarly like he's just going out into the back country of alaskan wilderness when it's 40 below out and just making a just making a snow cave and sleeping in it and i mean we've done that but imagine doing it solo no in the middle of alaska and like all the rest of the narly elements that come into factor where we had it pretty easy and think about how much it sucked for us dude it's scary time and time again too it's not just like, I'm going to do an ice cave.

It's going to be a big deal. He just does it over and over and over. I've done similar in the summer, like, hiked up mountains and dropped back down in Canada and, like, grizzly territory. And you shit your pants at sleeping. Like, dude, every little crack you hear, like, I didn't sleep. I went and I did not sleep through the whole night. I was shitting the whole, dude, I was so scared.

When was this? September or October probably. And so what? You have your backpack? So basically, yeah, you have just a shitload of pairs of pants. No, basically all you have is a... Underware. Yeah, underwear.

Extra underwear. You have a backpack in like a little packable tent, a little foamy, a pillow that's like this big and you blow it up. So it looks like a sheet of paper and it blows up to like this big. And then a small sleeping bag that's like also that big. Put it all in a backpack, a little camping stove and then like some water. So maybe like a gallon of water. And then yeah, you just have like dehydrated food. And you just hike up a mountain, drop down the backside, throw the tent up and camp out for the night.

But it was scary, though. Like, you could, the wind was blowing insane and the trees were scratching on each other. And, like, every little scratch I was like, like, I'd wake up, but I kept like, like, I'd hear a noise and be like, my heart would be racing. And I was like, oh, God, because, like, you don't know it's outside the tent, too. And you're just in the middle of nowhere, zero cell service. So, like, even if something happened, like, zero cell service, it was so scary. Is just you and your girl then? Yeah, yeah, just me and my girlfriend and just...

Did she know that you were bugging? Yeah, she was bugging too. I started falling asleep. You weren't the rock that she needed? No, and like we were both in single sleeping bags, so we weren't touching. So we were just both laying there like on the ground like this. Like this is so awesome, right? Yeah, but yeah, it was scary.

And then even when we were falling asleep, I started falling asleep and I went like... And I like heard that noise and I was like, oh, like I woke up. I was like, oh my God. You were really scared. You were really scared. I scared myself, like, just a little snore. Did you see any bears then or no? No, but, like, there is, that is a heavily, grizzly area.

Like, they're all in there. And then walking, there was a light dusting of snow in the morning, so walking around the tent, you could see, like, deer tracks where the deer went. And I went and, like, walked around to see if there's, like, any, there's no, like, bear tracks or cougars or anything. But, like, could have been. And you're supposed to cook away from the tent, and I did, like, you get, like, meat on.

on your fingers and stuff, and then you get in the tent and, like, you have to put the backpack up in the trees, but, like, the bears could still smell you because you still have a scent no matter what. Yeah. But it was scary, though. Sleeping in the middle of nowhere,

zero lights, no service was so sketch. Did you have bear spray? We had bear spray. No gun, though. No gun, no guns, no nice. Yeah, because you can't have those in Canada. Just bear spray. So, like, you do have protection,

but kind of not really, like, bear spray is only going to do so much. You got to be so close to it for that bear spray to be effective. Like, that's not even worth doing. There's run at that point. You can't have guns in Canada? You can have them, but like a pistol, you have to send an email to the government and tell

them that you're going to be traveling with it. It needs to be under the seat in a lockbox with the clip and ammo in another lockbox. And you can only, like, bring it into certain ranges and stuff. It's just like tight regulations on it. Honestly, that surprised me with like how back country. Yeah, is that in the northern territories? Is it still like that? Or is they just kind of do what they want?

Yeah, I mean up there, I don't even think they have police up there, so it's probably different. Like that's so far north. Is it pretty lawless up there? I think so, yeah. I mean, I've never been. It's the farthest you've ever been north in Canada. I've been to, like, Fort McMurray, which is seven hours from Calgary where I live. It's usually like negative 40 all winter long.

It's like the tundra. It's like a frozen tundra up there. I bet the outdoor boys is just up there just sleeping in a snow cave right now. Like a baby. There's actually nothing to do. Like, there's literally nothing to do. dude because it's so cold yeah there's always somewhere like we say we're in the barren tundra here like you know it's bad but like dude yeah up there there there's actually nothing to do it's like

the closest gas station is like five hours from you what yeah yeah dude doing milling your own oil out there yeah that's living the living the Canadian dream working at the fishery did you get a good Instagram picture though out there dude we got so many we got some crazy content We were, like, cooking steaks on rocks and stuff, just pulling a rock out of, like, the river and throwing it by the fire and laying a steak on it and just letting it cook. Dude, that's so fun. I love doing that stuff. Last time that me and Spenny and Greta and his girlfriend were hanging out, Spenny and his girlfriend were just, like, just selling Greta on coming up to Canada and doing this trip. To go back country camping.

They're like, oh, my God, that sounds so fun, because, like, she's, like, showing her the views and stuff. I'm like, I don't think that you would enjoy doing that. It's honestly pretty easy. Like, it seems hard, but it's like, it's really chill. Other than the not sleeping because of the bears. Well, I mean, if you just, if it's two people. Yeah, as soon as it gets dark, spending it, we're spending in Toledo. They're like, like, hiding.

They're like, oh, you guys good? Yeah, yeah, we're fine. Yeah. Spaddy's got a little stick. Hiding under a tree with a little stick. Because he can't have a gun. A little pointed stick, sharpened stick. I'm sharpening sticks

Yeah, he's got like the Eye mask Yeah underneath his eyes there Sharpening sticks What are you guys not preparing your weapon For the night? Ken, how was the golf tournament last week? Dude, it was so good

Like Ryan flew down there With a bunch of other guys from the area And it was it was pretty wild Like typically golf tournaments Are like pretty like Oh, you're gonna be quiet and all that And it just seemed like Waste management people are like

Throwing stuff on the course Were you guys? watching golf, or was it just like an excuse to just drink in public somewhere? A little bit of both. I think I saw a golf ball. Yeah, I think I saw, I think I saw them, like, walk by when they're playing golf. We followed a boy, uh, Mav McNeil's around for a little bit. It's almost his name, but he must not have been watching that closely.

No, golf is actually a really hard sport to watch, not because it's boring, but because one thing happens in front of you. It is one that's way easier to watch on TV because you just, like, bop around from hole to hole. And this one's like, you have to walk. I can see where that wouldn't be enjoyable. Yeah, and like not every hole has a bar on it. So, like, it's really tough.

You got to plan your route. We did, like, kind of hang out at one, one bar that had, like, three different holes all surrounding it. It was pretty sweet. That was great. Yeah, the 17th hole. No, it was like the 12, 12, 13, and 6. They should host a golf tournament where all the spectators can drive carts. Oh, that'd be pretty funny.

Tailgating with a cart. Holy crap. You need some good insurance for that. Yeah. couldn't be as big as waste management, but think of like when 300 people pull up to the hole to watch. How many injuries?

Did you guys see people that were just just hammered? Yeah, I mean, people in our group, dude. Friday wasn't bad. Yeah, Friday wasn't bad, but Saturday people were like legit just passed out on the grass. Yeah, because grass is kind of comfy. Like you can lay on grass, so you saw a lot of fallen soldiers.

They'd just lay down. The sun would be on. They put their hand like this. And just boom They're out Out And security People are just like

Steps them over them Yeah Just sweep them up I was seeing like Reels of like They're just on an incline hill They're chilling there And they just video people

Just eating shit all day That was last year With the rain Yeah the rain was bad apparently This year This year It was very sunny How was uh

How was Nickelback Dude Nicolback I'm so jealous It wasn't as good as the concert We put on in Key West Yeah that's true We did put a sick concert on zero fans watching, but

it was still lit. The video you got legitimately looked like a like a low quality music video. Like a legit music video. Yeah, it's great. But we actually do, we have to go to waste management next year. We have to. It was the most fun event I've been to since NASCAR.

Wow. But it's like NASCAR, but even better. Really? Yeah. You're in Arizona. It's sunny out. There's golf. Like a golf course is like a fancy place to be, right? Everybody there is nice and there's good drinks and good food you just walk around the golf course you can watch a high class sport if you want to you leave there's concerts the whole town is buzzing with energy

the 16th hole there is absolutely electric yeah no that was pretty sick to you walk in these get chills like a personal birdie a hole and they'll just get booed and it's hilarious what not a birdie if they hit a if they hit a bogey or miss a put everybody'll just boo and if they do something cool they'll cheer and it's anyone get a hole in one yeah somebody did we weren't there for it but i think two people did that weekend yeah just one last year but uh everybody throws all their stuff out on the course and they just sweep it up apparently dude that's so sick actually yeah no i would i would like to go to it because i actually like golf yeah that's what i think you would have fun yeah we'll do the drinking for you and that's what i think it's funny just picturing you guys like

at a golf tournament doing anything but just drinking i did golf one day down there so it was how'd that go I saw the video of that. Terribly, but I had a great time. The video Ken ripped on his story had me in tears. Ken was golfing with our buddy, Jeff. And Jeff, I was following through Jeff's story, his Snapchat. And I just laughed because it started out with like, all right, we're going golfing today. And Ken's in the background.

And then the next snap is Ken, like, hung up on a curve. Yeah. And he's like going back and forth. And Jeff is like, good, can. What are you doing? And Ken is like, Ha, ha, ha.

Yeah, Ken was on the liquor. And Ken is stuck on the golf cart. And Jeff is like, dude, we're in a nice golf course. You can't be doing this, Ken. And I was like, what do you expect bringing Ken to a golf?

He's never gone golfing that doesn't include us just destroying golf carts. Like, that's all he knows. That's all he knows. So I was so happy to see that. Of course was fine. I shot way too many shots.

But you did more damage to the golf course playing golf. than what you were doing in a golf? Yeah, 100%. I did leave a few divvets. How are the carts down there, though? Oh, they were great. They were a little slow, but the cart girls were fine. How much did you spend to golf?

It was like 300 with greens fees, rental cart, and clubs. That's not too bad. And then how much you pay the cart girl? I think we did a lot of damage. Was she just following you guys? Yeah, we kept going with them each hole. The cart girl's toe and Ken off the rocks Hoking up a toe strap

Hey, would you give me a toe? She's got the drinks and the toes strap That would actually be hilarious Just have a hitch on the car girl's cart They're like yeah, I just served till You know Imagine she actually had like an actual toe truck thing Going them out of the water

It's going underneath the back wheels It hooks like yeah Why do you have that? Oh let's just say I burn my drinks She was like a local girl. Was she a cart girl at the Moor High Country Club? Because when we went to the Moor High Country Club, I think that girl that was the cart girl that day

that we played with Grandpa Ron, I think that paid for her college tuition that year. Sounds about right. Ken just kept over here. Birdie juice, please. I think we did like 45 fireball shots. I think our tab that day was close to a thousand. We kept putting it on Ken's guard.

Yeah, thanks for that, Ken. That was fun. Yeah, I'm down to go next year. It just seemed like a pretty much just like a bender. Yeah, no, it was. It was. And I think you could do it differently. I think we would do it.

I mean, like, we maximize that weekend. It was literally base management, a concert, another concert, and then a bar at night. And then you just wake up at 8 a.m. and go back to the course. I think next year I would probably spend the money to get like a box or something and then not do quite so much nightlife stuff. I like it, Ken. That's awesome. Let me know which box you get will come along. Ken is about the finer.

experiences you know he's he's he's okay once being down with everyone but the next time he comes back you bet your ass he's going to be in a box so people always are asking us you know how long we're going to do youtube and we now have developed a good answer over you know all the years but have you guys seen the retirement house TikTok what so like old people what yes yes yes they're it's a content house yeah for old people for old people no way it's a great idea mostly because they're the first ones to do it now someone else came along did it. Okay. Seems like a mean.

How old are they? They're pretty old. I think they're like 780s. How do you know about this? You're on TikTok? They didn't add for it like a while ago. They're basically just like old enough to be in and like assisted living. This is kind of a bad video.

Let's go. This is a great idea because and they just, I'm sure they can just have like a live in nurse, kind of just like a retirement home and then they can make a little bit of cheddar. They're traveling. They got the one nurse who's like directing them all. Yeah, that's what I mean, dude, they're living. They're hitting PJs.

Let's do. Holy crap. Big views. Yeah, no, they're pulling views, dude. Look at the likes, 2.3 million. And they're living in this, like, classic millennial house. It's like a modern. It's pretty funny.

But could you imagine, like, if you're a kid in college and then, like, someone goes, oh, I'm going over to grannies for, you know, Thanksgiving. And then you have to pipe up and go, yeah, my granny doesn't cook for me. She's taking a PJ to the Mekinos with her. tic-tokker friends. I wonder what, like, the pay breakdown on this looks like. Honestly, don't even need to worry about it. Just enjoy it.

But it's a great idea. And like I said, because they were the first to do it. Like, I think this could be successful beyond this and other people could do it. But it's pretty freaking funny, dude. Crazy views. Yeah, I mean, honestly, 1.5. So, yeah, there's unlimited possibilities. I wonder if it's actually legit or if it's just like a more of a joke.

Yeah, like they just pop up. Like if they actually live there or if they're just like. It started off as a joke. Somebody was like, that's got to be fake. And, like, they do. Like, that guy kind of looks fake. But then you see a video of them and like... Oh, like...

No, that's got to be real. Oh, I did see comments like that. Like, that guy looks a little fake old. I feel like that. Yeah, that guy does look fake. They're definitely, like, real. Like, imagine if you're just a producer and you're in California, which it looks like, and you just cast a bunch of old people that are enthusiastic and you're like,

all right, you show up here today, we're going to shoot this and that and the other. Imagine being them right now and listening to this. podcast and being like, they think we're fake? They don't actually think that we're 85 years old. Why would anyone want to fake this? That guy looks fake with the mustache. This guy? That's the one that everyone comments about that they think is fake.

He's the industry plant. I don't know. That one does look kind of fake. Wait, maybe it's just one fake one and the rest are real. The one, yeah. So regardless, good for them. Yeah, seriously, that's really. Are you hitting us with a proposal after this?

Yeah, I think. We should do this when we're 80. What's like the retirement boys? Retirement Boys TV. Seaman? I met the Montana Boys, actually. Oh, yeah. The fellow Montana boys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You texted us that. You said, I met the fellow Montana boys. And I said, are you a Montana boy now? And honestly, I don't know. I might have just talked to one of their friends who just said they were. But like I recognized one of the main guys and they were at the table next to us. So what I walked up and I said, hey, are you one of the Montana boys?

You said, yeah. And I said, and one of the C-boys I go, we're fellow boys, things in our name and we laughed and went, yeah, you know, it's funny, we didn't, we didn't think of you that big when we would put boys in our name, you know? Did he know who you were?

I don't really say, I honestly wasn't that confident, which I think I'm, I regret. Wait, who are the Montana boys? They're just like dudes that walk around, like they like lip sync lyrics with their shirts off. Are they the TikTokers? Yeah, they're like TikTokers.

It's like some pretty standard TikTok. Oh, yeah, and I was thinking, They were in our genre. They wear cowboy hats and they just get all lubed up and throw a football to each other. Like Dalton could be a part of that. Yeah, Dalton could be a Montana boy. So they just do thirst traps then.

Yeah, but it works. I think they date like famous hot chicks now. If I'm trying to meet anyone with boys in their name, it's the outdoor boys. Which I don't understand because it's just one guy. He used to do it with his kids. With his kids, I just saw TikTok about him teaching his kid and like his kid did the wrong thing.

He does a good parent. Yep. Yeah. And they grew up. Don't want to hang with dad anymore. No, I think they're rolling. In solos, no. Oh, really?

Oh, really? They got their own. Yeah. So anyway, yeah, I'm sure the Montana boys are cool, but... They had plenty of other people who wanted to talk to them that were not me. Really? They're popping like that? Mainly...

Yeah, they are kind of popping like that. They had a table with a guy from Love Island, but I think it was mainly the chicks. They had a ton, just a ton of chicks. Dude, they're big on TikTok. I'd say, like, where I'm from, everybody knows who they are. Does your girlfriend know who they are, Spanney? Probably. Wouldn't be a problem if she did.

Spenny and D'O. Walton stayed in Florida for like four more days for Supercross when we all went home. And you guys were hanging with Hayden. I mean, just rolling with the guy like Deegan's pretty sweet. It's just a legend. What'd you guys do? We just hung out. Nice.

Hit the town at dinner. You know, just chilled. Kept it pretty chill. Is there Supercross tonight then since it's Saturday? Yeah, yeah. And Hayden's racing? No, so it's, Hayden's West Coast and tonight's East Coast, Detroit, but it's snowing right now. But it's an indoor arena, so.

They got East and West Coast? Yeah, I didn't know that have to do with any. man I don't know is that a problem well it's just crazy to like they're racing dirt bikes and it's snowing out like a bit of a wild thing you know didn't that happen at X games all the guys had to like push their bikes in and motor boots through the snow no it was at

Minneapolis Minneapolis same thing same thing as Minneapolis it's snowing and all like their photos of them riding into the arena they're like oh like oh it's kid it up in jackets and stuff it's like just a full white out which is kind of crazy I guess we're kind of used to it you are but like probably a lot of those guys

come from freaking yeah they're all Florida California like Texas I mean place like not a full on blizzard whiteout stuff so Hayden doesn't race in that yeah can you that end or because it seemed like there were some guys that race in both I was confused by that so two so the 450 class races east and west and then the 250 class is split into two divisions because there's like more people well there's more people but it's kind of like a younger a younger age limit so being like a younger rider it's expensive to travel across the U.S. to race. So they make it, you can either pick and race

10 races on the East Coast or 10 races on the West Coast, and then you save like 30, 40 grand traveling back and forth from East Coast and West Coast because the races do flip. And they come together eventually. And then the final comes together and you have the top 10 from the East Coast and the top

10 from the West Coast and they meet in Salt Lake and there's a championship for both and then whoever wins that final race is technically like the fastest in the U.S., you know. I'm such a fair weather super cross guy i'm like new to it this year just because i honestly i just like watching for hayden degen well so last year hayden didn't win the championship but he won the final round so technically he was the fastest rider right but he didn't win like in points you didn't win in points but he won the final

race so he beat all the east coast guys and beat all the west coast guys and kind of showed that like he's the man to be yeah for this year so then this year when they announced him being on the west coast the fast kid that was on the west coast switched to the east coast so he didn't have to race against hayden really yeah yeah pretty smart and now he's racing colton davies so yeah cole davies his teammate which is he's like 17 he's like the new kid kind of fast super fast he's probably like the next guy i'd say it's coming up so then how does outdoors work do they do the same thing i don't think it is the same outdoors i think it's just like a full one series no east and west just one full series and travels east and west but super super cross is different because it's in a confined

time space it's like 18 or 19 weekends in a row yeah that's not so like the 450 guys are going 18 weekends in a row 18 weekends in a row and racing in Detroit I think it's Detroit this weekend and then it's west coast next weekend and then back to the east coast and it like and then Daytona beach and then like back to salt lake and just it's all back and forth so a lot of flying and and stuff. Plus, like, training in the middle of the week and travel time and stuff. I don't know. So, when do you think Hayden's going to move up to 450s? I think next year. Really? Yeah, I think next year. That soon. I mean, he's, he's, like, killing it in the outdoors, and then hopefully get the championship

and supercross this year and then move up, move up the next year to 450. How much bigger is the jump from 250 to 450? Dude, it's a lot. Like, the bikes are just insane. And just the riders, too. Double the horse power to imagine. like the training and the more horsepower the more tired the bike gets you so if you're getting tired on a on a 250 the 450 is gonna like really gonna whip you around like me I'm a little guy so me being on a 450 like I would get worked I don't think I could ride a 450 for a full motor just really it's too much for me I'm just too little I'm not strong enough honestly you need to be strong

dude all the 450 riders their legs are huge and they're like kind of it's kind of changing now They used to be, like, smaller dudes, and now it's just everybody's, like, kind of beefing up. Pretty jacked, yeah. You look at, like, Sexton's legs, like, dude, his legs are tree trunks. Even Jet, too. Jet has, like, big. So are they hitting, like, the same line as the 250 guys, or since they got a more horsepower bike, are they able to, like, hit?

They do pretty similar lines, but they will hit, like, technicaler lines. Sometimes they'll do, like, a triple out of an inside or something instead of doing, like, an outside, like, a 250? Just because they have that more power, they have the power to make it. Honestly, it's just carrying speed all around, too, like hitting the whoops. They're through there way faster. Like, I don't know, just everything about the 450s way faster. They're heavier, a little bit heavier.

So that, like, plays in the factor, too. You're throwing around an extra, like, what, 20 pounds. So that'll tire you out. I mean, they're just gnarly. Four-fifties are gnarly bikes. They're fun to ride, but they're super. They are big. To actually ride it to it.

It's, like, max capability, yeah. We watched SuperCross the other day at dinner, and Spenny was, like, giving us just a play-by-play of, like, what was going down. It was the first time that I'd watched and, like, actually understood, like, what was happening, like, the techniques that they were doing and, like, why they were doing certain lines. Like, hitting a quad one lap and then tripling the next lap. Yeah, I thought they were just maybe just doing it,

but you were explaining, like, the reasons why. Yeah. Made watching it, like, a lot more interesting, honestly. Yeah, I'm stuck. Yeah, we'll have to throw it up on the TV tonight and watch it. Yeah, for sure. I'm excited for it. Yeah, it is fun, like, trying to, like, teach you guys, too.

because for me being a racer, I get what's going on. So I'm like to show you guys. And then when you guys understand, you're like, oh, that's what they're doing. It's like, it's cool to see you guys to be able to see that. Like, when I point something out, it's just awesome. I'm glad that you're enjoying it too, Spani. I didn't know you were getting that kind of enjoyment out of it, but that's nice to know. Yeah, I'm getting something out of it.

It's not just for fun. One kind of last thing here, did you guys see Jake's video where he definitely kind of blame me for the truck? I was actually going to ask you about that, Ryan. So are you paying him or what's the scoop? Well, what did he say? Give me and the viewers. I got to watch it. Sorry.

Basically, the whole video is just, I think it's even titled Ryan's fault. Really? Yeah. And then he goes on in that video talking about how he's blown up like eight different trucks. But then somehow the one truck that I borrowed of his,

that was my fault, like are all the other trucks? So did you get an invoice or no? He has not invoice me yet. Did you get it? Did he send it to you? I don't know why. Just I didn't know if he was sending it to the company or me personally.

I mean, you were the one driving it. I'd imagine you would get the invoice. Well, I just kind of figured I was towing all your guys's stuff. Right. You know, like I wasn't, you know, I wasn't driving the mini truck. I didn't tell you to hot rod that thing. Well, that's still up for debate. Seems like you were just misdriving it, Ryan.

I don't think it's possible. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's like there was peace and corn around, obviously, you know, the crew and Jake went through what we went through. And then, you know, for the last couple of years, it's been pretty chill. And, like, Ryan totally just fired it back up. And now it's just bad again. There's this giant cloud, which is $16,000 bill in it. Yeah, it's just like the craziest thing.

So we can just be boys again. Well, that's just between Jake and Ryan. I think everyone else were all good, I thought. Well, it's like at the end of the day, like, Jake thinks that we were for some reason responsible for it too, which I keep telling him. Like, I didn't even know that Ryan was driving your truck. Maybe we should. Like, well, did you hear about how big the bill is?

they're like over 20 grand and and i mean tony was like well that ruined our february and like i guess like they had like his kid wanted to like join some sports and shit and he's like well you're gonna have to wait till next year because ryan blew up the truck and yeah you're dropped out of hockey yeah right all right let's hit an ad like the kid was crying and just kidding he wasn't crying but i mean but you know like he's yeah yeah like he's yeah like ryan definitely ruining guys ruined his childhood but then yeah did you see tony's like Instagram story just yesterday. Dude, he's like, Jake brought me this truck back

is the Maroon Raptor. I gave it to him when it was running fine and he brought it back and when he started up, boy, I was just knocking. So, do it, do that make you think like maybe Ryan was hot rodding it or what? No, no, then he just, and I'm on the same side as him. He just goes, you know, maybe Jake is the problem

because I've personally seen him blow up so many cars and trucks. Thank you, Mike. It is pretty crazy, though, like, if you're just driving a vehicle down the road, there's no reason for it to have so many problems, which makes you wonder, like, are you just flat out driving the thing fucking wrong? Like, by just, like, shifting things when you're not supposed to, and like, you literally would have to do something wrong.

I mean, you've seen both Ryan and Jake drive things. Well, what about Mike? Oh, true. You're blown up car now. Yeah, that just has, like, a few failed rings and, like, a little bit of a few chips on highly modified 20 year old Subaru that's not melted down like it's being it's like chilling so mike had a Subaru in the shop for the last what year it was in there for nine months pretty much I drove it for the summer and then it was winter so and the fuel

pump went out and it just started again so okay fuel pumps out we should probably these injectors are pretty crusty these fuel rails this and that let's get rid of the tick while we're at it let's pull the motor because it's easier to do the heads oh yeah found the tick it was on one of the valves but your piston has a little slap notches here these rings are failed and i'm like well geez wasn't that motor like new in that car two years ago no that's like the only thing that's yeah it's like the only thing that you haven't dumped it was a different block it is a built motor but yeah it's not even a closed deck so how much money now are you going to have into your Subaru after this like are you are you nearing the hundred grand range

no not quite but it depends on how crazy i go That's insane, dude, on a super. Well, how crazy are you going? I don't know. Like, what are you thinking? Like, what's the options here? I was trying to get someone to, like, sponsor. Not even, like, give me a free motor, but, like, I-A-G block is probably the way to go.

But just, like, yeah, just someone who wants to put a sick motor in a sick car. You'll probably have at least 12 to 15, I bet all seven-done. I think. It depends how big you go, but, like, you're going to have to put the new motor in. You're going to have to retune it. There's going to be all the labor. Yeah, that's true. Like, I'm imagining.

you'll do the full get up a whole block you know a complete block well that that's now you're gonna want to do pistons new rods all that like just do it all once and then there's the long block like I just bought new cams valves and springs so I don't technically need the long block

because I already have the head stuff but should I just do the long block and send all that stuff back dude your money might just go full out just do everything but I'm also not trying to build like a 900 horsepower oh that's what I think you should like that's a thing Like, that thing is so crazy. Yeah, have you cut any corners to this point?

No, but like... Exactly. Why cut corners now? 600 horsepower plenty? No, I would just make it ridiculous. Yeah, might as well. Just money mic it. Just go full out.

Yeah, so you're looking like six grand for a short block and... Yeah, six grand. About ten for a long. Maybe. Yeah. You said your motor's like kind of okay, though? Yeah. Can we put that in Jake's truck?

Oh, we could. It's actually... There we go. All it needs is hopefully a super... A piece of shit Subaru motor. What if, uh, what if, uh, what if, They put Gavin's old Cummins motor, the 12 valve, into your Subaru. I would be in that we got that just laying around.

I cry myself to sleep. Really? You'd be cool rolling coal, though. When it was blowing up, you know, I would like, if we were really wanted to do that, I would just buy a Subaru rolling chassis and do that. Maybe you'd do that then. It sounds like you got all the, you got the plan figured out. If all I had to do is buy a rolling chassis and then I got the Cummins motor and installed for free,

I would totally do it. Yeah, I mean, I think Tony already owes us so much money. It's all blurry now. You might have just pile it on, dude. It's blurry. Who owes who or what the deal is? I think Tony. I think Tony owes us.

So fucking poor Tony, dude. The guy's just eating the cost on Jake and now Ryan. And hopefully me soon. Yeah. So, Mike, like, when do you draw the line on the Subaru? I don't know. Clearly, the line right now is getting more blurred than it ever was, just talking to you guys. I mean, I'd say you blew past the line a while ago.

That's what I'm saying. You blew past the line, like, when you blew the transmission racing, Ken. Like, that's when the line was crossed. When do you draw the line? When do you personally draw the line? Do you think you'll ever, are you so far past it now that you're like, there's no way that I can abandon this project or like, because like. There's no, as far as abandonment, that that word doesn't exist with that car.

It just doesn't. And, like, selling it really wouldn't make sense either. That's damn near abandoning it. That would be abandoning it. Are you switching to, like, no plastic water bottles, no straws, like electric cars, you know, solar panels? Like, are you trying to save the planet? Because I swear, if the planet doesn't last long enough for, like, your fifth generation grandkids to have that car? Oh, true, true.

Like, it wouldn't be worth it, dude. No, honestly, well, as soon as Mike comes on TV. As soon as Mike passes that thing down and he dies, they're selling that shit, dude, along with everything else. Or if they're even going to want a fucking Subaru. Then I get a pretty horseshit job of raising them. if they don't like Subaru's yeah I like imagine

like gas cars being outlawed and I would be one of many fathers yes I robot style this runs on gasoline wonder where you get the gas yeah right you'd have to like make it there's gonna be people like moonshine and gas

moonshine E85 I guess that comes from corn you could probably make E85 you don't even need gasoline you just want to E85 anyway that's true be pretty sick if you want mad scientist just to make some gas for your bright yellow Subaru.

The world's full of Tesla's. Just all these black and white jelly beans, the occasional monroe. I wonder if you should just do the full interior at this point, too. Well, then I, yeah, someone commented that and, like, you're already so far along. I'm like, cheese, dude. I thought you already did.

I thought you did the STI seats in for. I pretty half-assed it just got the STI seats. No, actually that Subaru that we had, the bug eye, I was going to pull the blue floor out of, and this is not your fault. You're like, I got a guy coming to look at it, but he's not picking it up till Monday. I'm like, sick,

I'm pulling that blue carpet out of there. And then I, like, came out and he's like, yeah, he just took it. Fuck. Yeah, I don't know. Dude,

I just, like, shampooed the rear seat in my car and so much shit came out of it. It was so satisfying. Pretty pointless information there, but, dude,

it's just kind of fun having you. I was, like, carp and shampoo. Is it here? It reminded me of old days. No, it's in Fargo, but I'll bring it.

It's really handy. On the Subaru, you did that? Yeah, and the seeds were just gross. Like, water out of them so that's 25 years of backseat fun yeah yeah yeah I'll do the interior I'll just keep going on it yeah might as well why stop now yeah I really I'm not building a drag car

I just want like 600 horse just an auto cross car yeah yeah some I mean that will still be fast that's really fast that's really fast but yeah to your point Ryan the line started when I blew the transmission racing Ken's Tesla and that feels like light years ago was I think it was a long time we go. 2020. Yeah. Like that feels like so long ago. I guess each year you get like, you can move the line a little more forward.

Yeah. It's so crazy to think like just the two different ends of the spectrum that we have between Ken's vehicle of choice and like how he's like evolved as a car owner and how you have evolved as a car owner of just dumping more money into that. And Ken is just like, ooh, new electric vehicles out. I'm better. Yeah. New appliance that I can.

drive. At some point we were really all on the same page, but, like, Ken was driving a WRX, red WX, then a blue Focus RS. Dude, the Focus RS, Ken seems like, I don't even remember that, Ken. I regret selling that car. I wish I would have kept it. Really? I know in the time, I just, like, wasn't happy about it because of the whole, like, lemon thing. And then looking back, respectively now, it's like, I should have just kept that because it was a fun little car to whip around. I can not imagine you nowadays driving around a bright blue jelly bean. It'd be like you and your Evo. It's in storage. You drive it like twice a year, but it's still just fun to have. Are those things supposed to be worth money or something? Yeah. You sold them at the

I sold that at the worst possible time. And then that was like the bottom of the value. Now it's climbing back up. But they sell for about what I bought it for new. Really? Yeah. That's pretty crazy. They didn't import that many of those. Huh. It was a cool car. I think I'm going to lemon out my Hummer. Yeah, you keep saying that right. It's quite a bit of work to do. Yeah, well, that's what I'm confused because Ken did it, but Ken's good at work in the system. Yeah.

It wasn't that hard. There we go. That's what I wanted to hear. Granted, I had mechanical issues, so like that was a very cut and dry. They could not like push back on that. Whereas yours is more electrical and it might be a whole car's electric. Yeah, but no, it's not like a power train issue. It's like ancillary electronics.

Yeah, I see. I think what I'm going to. really play on is that it's unsafe to drive because when you're driving in the cruise control randomly stops and you're using one pedal driving it effectively locks up the brakes on the highway and i know how to deal with it full regen yeah full regent mode but alander drives the car and so like what happens if she does it she doesn't know what's happening and then all of a sudden she's locking up the brakes on i-94 in rush hour traffic she could begin in a serious accident it's more so I would push at a you have convenience and safety features that this vehicle you sell this

vehicle as like because it says like service on star system yeah bro I can't sell it with all that shit going on and you try and have somebody test drive that and it's just got all these morning messages pop up you can't they couldn't just fix it have you tried getting them four times oh really tried four times I have my appointment for the fifth the best part is is there's only one guy who works on EVs in the local area and he's booked out for a month So, like, each time I have a problem, I got to wait a month. So what do you do? You limit it out.

You get a new one. You send a certified letter to the manufacturer and then dealer contacts you with, like, all the buyback paperwork. For legal reasons, I love my Hummer, which I actually do. And I would keep it. I wouldn't just sell it right after I get my non-limmon car. That was my question. Dude, I feel like it's not going to be that easy.

If I remember correctly, every time I'd look at Kenny, have his laptop. He's pretty frustrated. Typing. He's got literally a short. novel. Ken, what are you doing? I'm fucking emailing these idiots over at Ford. Trying to get my thing lemon out. They're trying to say it's not.

And like, I remember it was quite a process. He was doing a lot of emailing and a lot of words on the paper. I think I've been to a day. It wasn't that tough. If I can get the job done and just emails, Ryan, I'll do it for you. Mike, you'd be a great assistant for how much you love emailing. I would be. I would be a fantastic.

You respond three years late, but you'd get to him eventually. Mike starts up like an email marketing company, but instead of having like a mass email, it's all personalized. Like you type each one. How many people you got on your email list? 30, but I'm capped out. Well, good shit. I want to, uh, let's wrap this thing up. Go watch Cletus turn left.

Hopefully win the Daytona 500 or whatever he's racing right now. A little bit of stuff works. Hit the gym. There we go, dude. We got a deep milk. Keep having fun. Stay in the gym. As Gavin, three-wheeler Gavin says.

Good stuff. All right, boys. See ya.