Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ben Confronts Ryan For Hitting On His Girlfriend

Episode Date: August 2, 2022

In today's podcast, Ben and Ryan confront each other about Ryan's actions, Ken's peeing problem, we're in the middle of an energy drink war, and we change our friend's name.  Thanks, everyone for the support this far! Road to 200k   Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I'm not happy with you. I'm getting that up. Why? Well, we'll just start from the top. Oh. Give everyone the context. I got a DM from a podcast listener, actually. And he goes, yo, I am a photographer for Willow.

She's on tour with MGK, and we're going to be in Fargo tonight. Do you guys want extra tickets? You guys can all pull up to the show. Hell yeah, let's do it. Super last minute. We all go to the M.GK concert. Me, Ken, Evan, Ryan, and our girlfriends, Greta, and Alondra. I'm there having a good time.

I was the sober D.D. driver that night. you for that so i'm just uh you know just taking everything in i'm taking the concert in all my friends are over there having a good time getting drunk i'm watching it all play out and when you're the sober one you're like man so this is what we look like drunk huh well next thing i know ryan's slapping my girlfriend's ass it was a fucking accident dude yeah i'll just skip to it loving that song i'll just skip to it right i like that dude he's gonna be shaking and So, I'm, you know, pretty caught off guard. I'm like, did I just see that right?

Did he slap Valandra's ass too or no? Yeah, I at least. Oh, you were doing both. I was both. He was going to train. He was playing the fucking drums over there. Yeah. And I'm like, whoa!

And he's like, well, first, he looks at me and goes, yeah, you like that? I did not do that. And he thought that I was going to match the same energy, you know? He was thinking you brought a pineapple with. Yeah. Yeah, he, like, you know, kind of gives me the head nod. Well, I didn't, I didn't have that same energy. And he's like, oh, oh, my bad.

Oh, my bad. I didn't mean to do that. What Greta do? Oh, she was, you know, felt extremely violated. Does she really? No, not really. I heard she was cool with it. Whoa.

She even said, she even thanked him after. What the fuck? Tried to slip in number five. Huh? So, you know, Ryan's one of my best friends. I'll let it slide. There's an accident. He keeps saying that.

I'm not sure if it was. I'll let it slide. You know, we're business partners. At the end of the day, I really can't hold the grudge against him because I got to be with him every day. But next time, the laundry's shaking. Well, let's just say that was the second worst thing he did that night. What the hell are you doing, Ryan?

Dude, it had like three beers. Yeah, he was acting full. Like I said, I was the DD that night. I don't know what they put in in those drinks, but they were strong. You guys blacked. Ken got in the car and was sitting front seat, and he was telling me to take turns that went to a dead end. I thought we were in a different spot. And I was like, oh, just go straight.

You can get out this way. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Clearly I was hammered. Ken was hammered. Anyway, I'm driving. Ken's trying to be the backseat driver, telling me where to go. Everything he said was just wrong. Like you go, hey, McDonald's is open.

Let's just pull in and go in. I go, it's not open. There's nobody inside right now. It says closed. And he's like, no, it's not. Goes and checks the door, locked. Then he gets back in and he's like, if you're not going to take my advice,

I'm going to stop giving it. And I go, please, shut up, stop talking. Stop telling me what to do. Everything you've said has been wrong. And he's just hammered, gets out. Waving around. Gets out, taking loose. Yeah, he's taking a piss in front of everyone.

In the, I was in the bus. In the life. Every time I was like, Ken, we're in town. You can't just do it. I was in the bushes. You can't do this. You said you catch a charge. We should get Camas shirt and it says Barney Peanut just says public urination.

Public urination. You did do that one time in front of Zorba's too. You faced the fucking people that were eating. There's families and children up there. There's a giant hill in between the dock and the restaurant. The dock isn't that long. It's like 45 feet. There was kids.

What about the kids swimming in the swimming area at the end of the dock? There is no swimming area at the end of that dock. Okay, and you have been listening to a lot of R. Kelly lately. Oh. All right. So we go through the McDonald's drive-through line. Everyone in the backseat is so hand-bonied. They're like, I want 15 of everything.

Oh, my God. Our tab is only $60. So we get a bunch of stuff, right? I'm like, the only thing I want is a crispy chicken sandwich. It's the only thing I want. I want a crispy chicken sandwich and a water. One o'clock, I have to wake up at 5.30 tomorrow morning and start editing. I just want a crispy chicken sandwich and a water.

I want to get home. I want to go to bed, right? I just want this fucking crispy chicken sandwich. We get the meal. Ryan grabs my crispy chicken sandwich and takes a bite out of it. He didn't even order a crispy chicken sandwich. There's just no excuse. Honestly, the other one, there was an excuse, but this one was fucked up.

It's a lot worse. He takes my crispy chicken sandwich. It takes a bite out of it. Again, looks at me and smiles. Did not. Did not. That's what I felt like. I'm sure he did, though.

I go, hey, where's my crispy chicken sandwich? Ryan goes, oh, this one holds it up with a bite out of it. A bite out of it. And then the guy has the audacity to go, oh, hand this up to Ben. So then I get my crispy chicken sandwich that I've been. looking forward to with a fucking bite out of it. It was a big bite, too. I was hungry.

Knowing that Ryan had just violated everything that, just the disrespect he had for me that night. The first one was an accident, and so was the second one. I just, someone handed me a crispy chicken sandwich, and I went, hmm, this looks really good. Because we ordered for 15 minutes. Hold up, hold, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Did Greta hand you that crispy chicken sandwich? No, I'm pretty sure it was a laundra Oh, thank you Okay, I was going to say We got a problem We got a problem if that's the case Then I was going to say, Brian, you've been baited

Can I just ask one thing Brian, how the hell did you accidentally slap? Dude, I don't know I literally don't know It just like I walked back And I hit a laundra And then I just You saw another one

I saw another one Never in my life Have I ever done Anything like that And I did it in my like Blood ran cold I was like, the second I did it, I just was like, oh, Did Greta turn around, though?

She like turned around and then I was like, oh, fuck. It's Ryan standing there. Hold in like a beer, I'm like, look at Ben, I go, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And he's like, what? Because he didn't even realize what happened. What credit is there? I just apologize a lot and I think she said it was okay. Be nice, you know.

It was bad. It was a bad night. What did it laundry do? She thought it was funny? No, dude. She beat my ass. Holy shit. Just like you were doing Greta.

I got a pretty funny story to tell you guys. So obviously, well, you guys know, but the podcast listeners don't. So my girlfriend works at plastic surgery, like, clinic, and they also do, like, aesthetic. So moral story is a lot of women work there, and they're all very good-looking women. If you didn't pick that up by the two things that CJ said. I just feel like that should be put in the story before I go on. Anyways, they were having some kind of, like, team retreat thing. They were going out for, like, a nice dinner.

They were asking if they could use our limo. And I was like, yeah, that's fine, I guess. I'm not going to be able to drive you because I have to edit that day, but I'll have, I'll have Evan drive you guys. Or Ken, Evan or Ken, maybe both of them, actually, just so they can co-pilot it. Isn't it funny how good-looking women just get a special pass? Because you know how many people ask to use our limo?

I know. I know. But they were Alex's co-workers. That's why. different because it was my girlfriends and i don't know they're good they're nice people whatever so anyways evan and ken go and drive them to spankies first off there's this really good looking mom that was into ken taking pictures with them pop it up classic we don't need to go that much further into it but anyways so they drop them off they come back i'm in a grueling editing day

it was a day after mgk concert i'm running on literally three hours of sleep because i wasn't sober like Ben and I'm sitting there trying to just is a tough day so we're pulling in the inn parking lot and they give me a call and like hey can you come pick us up in the limo I'm like I thought you guys said you just needed to ride there oh well now we need one home I was wondering about that yeah I'm like I didn't want to ask too many questions but they were just there so I'm like I really don't want to because like I don't know like can't you find something else and then And they're like, no, please, please, please, please, like, all this. I'm like, fine, all right, I'll pick you up.

Mid of me saying I'll pick you up. They just hang up on me. Damn. I know. I'm like, what the fuck? Like, what's going on? Goes back to, like, good-looking women getting what they want. And then I've never heard no before.

Yeah, I'm like trying to text them like, so am I coming to pick you up or not? Because, like, I'm sitting here at the end. I want to have a beer. But if I'm driving you guys on a limo, I won't. Like, it's like, at this point, halfway through the meal. I'm still trying to figure out I'm picking them up. So I'm drinking water. Yep.

Terrible. Finally, they're like, yeah, I mean, if you don't mind, but you sure seem like you don't want to, I'm like, Jesus. Okay, I'll come pick you up, and Evan's going to come with to help me co-pilot.

So I show up to pick him up. They all know Evan, all right? Evan. Except Ivan. They thought his name was Ivan. They were calling him Ivan. Ivan.

They're going nuts. No, so we go and drop off like the surgeon and his wife, and then the other girls wanted to go to Zorba's. Next day, I know, Evan's in the back with them. And he's like,

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FM to get started. Ivan, Ivan, Evan was literally having the best time of his life. So we cruise around and I guess there's not a whole lot more. Sorry, but it was just really funny. Evan was just in heaven, though? Yeah, Evan was having a great time. And then he thanked me after he's like, hey, man, thanks again just for like everything you guys do to me.

It's the perks of the job. No. I was wondering why yesterday, you were just going around, Ivan, Ivan. That's really what I heard. Why is CJ saying this? The whole night. Ivan, Ivan, Ivan. So, okay, rewind a little bit, though.

That mom that was into Ken, taking the pictures with Ken. Ken, if she was into you, why'd you dip on her like that? That is true. We were just dropping them off. No, no, I will say. So when we got done eating, they wanted us to come pick them up. And you were like, I'm going to bed. I'm going to bed, man.

I'm dipping. This was the day after the NGK concert where I was incredibly hung over. Canada had a hard day. You got all these good-looking women in a limo and you could just at least ride in the back with them. I called it. I went to bed. I had a great night. It could have been yelling.

Ken and Ivan. Something like that. Yeah. Ken. It just don't understand. Even if the mom wasn't in you like that way, you know, at least it's just fun to be there. Ryan, you should know from experience. sometimes you just want to go to bed early and just, you know, stay in for the night.

You don't need to go out every night. You know what? Fair enough, Ken. Fair enough. The last thing I need to say is, like, they kept asking them borrow the limo and Alex is, like, say. I'm like, do they know how fucking shitty this thing is? Like, why don't they just get a party bus? Like, why do they want our limo?

This thing is literally a beater. There's rust falling off of it. It's not that nice. It's not that bad. It's not, but also, you. you're looking at, like, I just figured for what they're used to, they would probably just want to... Well, most people aren't used to having a limo. No, it's not that.

Just, I don't know. You look at them and you look at our limo, you're like, they probably shouldn't roll up in that. The old one, I would agree. The no AC smelled like rat shit everywhere. The new one, though, it's at least a four out of ten. They all had a blast, though. I'm not kidding you. I guess they had the best night.

Really? Literally the best night. Well, that does add to it to kind of the shittier limo experience because it's not like you have to be all like bougie and bawling and shit. You can like spill a drink and it's not the end of the world. I actually know where I was going with that whole story. Okay. You had your sober driving night and I guess it was a horror story and my sober driving night, which I think I was like the first time I've ever done that. I'd never even driven the limo.

Really? Best time. It was a blast. Honestly, I had a good time. You should do it tonight. I was no, no, no. I won't do it again. I was living like, I think it was just super fun for me because Evan was in the back.

having such a good time and them channing Ivan that I was just like I'll drive you guys wherever you want to go I'll drive you anywhere dude is where you want to go Texas having fun yeah they were having so much fun and they were so appreciative and Evan was just having a blast that it was just or Ivan I should say that it was a black it was a good time can that could have been you though can your argument your argument is pretty invalid because the m gk night Ivan was so drunk he passed out in the back of the car. So he was, he said he woke up and he said it was one of the worst hangovers he's ever had. And he still went out. He still had a good time. Yeah, I just didn't want to do that though. I wanted to go to bed early and like have my Friday where I could actually

get stuff done. Finish the wiring on the one AC unit. We have air conditioning now though. So be thankful for that. I actually have had no problems with not having air conditioning. Because there's an air conditioner in here. Because you guys like, there's a little air conditioner of Of course you don't. Book club on Monday. Gym on Tuesday. Date night on Wednesday. Out on the town on Thursday.

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Yeah, it's not that hot in my room. The little air conditioner that air conditions my office does pretty good. It's making the rest of the shop. It just blows all the hot air back into the shop. Mike is sitting in his office, no shirt on, sweating his ass off. All right, well, anyway. I was thinking about that when Ken finally got the AC going. I felt cold AC a million times in my life.

Very privileged of you to say, Ryan. A lot of people have. People in Europe right now are dying. You know that? People in Europe don't have AC. People in air conditioning. Dude, I guess like most of the world doesn't have obviously you could expect like places in Africa to not have air conditioning. But like a weird percent of people in the world do not have air conditioning.

And it's like, bro, it's like 90 degrees in Europe right now and people are dying. Holy fuck. Yeah. They should have Ken come over and install a split unit. No. Yeah. But he's going to be too tired. He's going to be too tired.

Big Ken, yeah. Once this thing is done, I am done doing this. No, Ken, you need to get over there and start saving lives. This is a nightmare trying to put together. Nightmare? Nightmare. So it's like a three-minute YouTube video. It's like, oh, you can get this done in two hours.

I've spent three days. But I was thinking, and it kind of goes back to the limos, too, that's something that you take for granted that work. Like in our old limo, when we first got it, the brakes didn't work, which I know sounds actually crazy to think that we drove that limbo around with all of our friends. And I fix the brakes. Me. Me.

And I remember the first time we drove and I hit the brakes and it stopped. And I went, oh my God, I can't believe brakes work. Like, it's just crazy. It's just crazy that you can press a pedal and the whole vehicle stops. And that's how I felt about that. And then you get used to it really quick. Yeah, exactly. And then you're stopping at every stop sign and then you're just to become a tainted little bitch.

Exactly. We used to roll through these. We used to have to downshift to try to get the thing to stop. slow down enough so we could just barely slide through it. Moral of the story, turn off your AC and cut the brake lines on your car. I have no idea. How did we even get on this topic? Well, I just said I was thankful for the AC when it happened.

It's one of those things that you get used to. You go, oh, yeah, cold AC, you walk into your house and you never think, oh, my God, it feels so good in here. But you walk in the shop today, and it's like, you can't help but not think about it. I know, I can sit in here all day. I'm not sweating right now. You know, it's pretty crazy. It's like, we're kind of in the crossfires of, like,

energy drink company sending us energy drinks. We are. I mean, I'm just gonna, I think we gotta say it. It's like one of the sickest things. It's awesome. I'm not complaining about it at all.

Right, right. But it's like pretty wild. Like every other day I feel like we're getting like a case of some energy drink or a palette send us some stuff too. Really? But yeah, Rich,

Rich mentioned, oh, we're gonna send him a palette. Holy shit. I know. So we're gonna literally have, the only brand we're missing now is Rockstar. That's probably fine.

I mean, I mean, at this point, we have so many energy drinks. I don't know what to do it. I just start giving them away. I'm like, hey, man, here. Yeah, we are on the crossfire, though, so obviously clutched on us a pallet. But then Red Bull, just out of nowhere, starts sending us just on like a little rotate. Like, it's like once a week we get like two big boxes.

No, they're like 24 packs. We'll get two of those. So we have 48 every week show up, 48 Red Bull games. Initially started off as like one little four pack. I was so confused, though, because they addressed the next one to me. And I haven't talked to anyone. I have no idea. I have no idea.

It showed up, the FedEx guy shows up, drops off, and running with, oh, you got some. DJ, it's kind of heavy. I'm like, what? I didn't order anything. See, Derek opening up, but I go, this is how every show starts, and then it's a bomb. Whoa. Yeah. Every show.

Every show that a boom. It doesn't know. They go, oh, you got a package. I don't know what it is. And then it goes into like a crime investigation. Big Ken and you are trying to track down the killers of me and Ryan. What the fuck? What do you guys watch it?

He did say that. That's some CSI, man. Ted Bundy's shit right there. Yeah. Sure. The Unabomber. Yeah. The Unabomber hates our podcast.

He's listening to it in jail right now. Is he still alive? Yeah. He's in like maximum, maximum security. If you, if you haven't watched that, I don't remember the name. It's just, you just search Unabomber on Netflix. They have two different variations of shows on it. And the one that's like a reenactment is so good.

They made like a whole, I think there's an eight episode show. All those shows are insanely interesting. like the um the Olympic bombing one that's a really good one it's the same thing where it's like a reenactment that was crazy dude I felt so bad for that guy he got framed dude oh yeah it's just a typical situation of the police not doing their job right yeah wild anyway back to the uh energy man we got on a little sidebar there um yeah so clutch red bowl gravity coffee yeah we're just like we're just walking around just buzzing No.

I actually think the energy drinks don't do anything for me anymore. It had too much. I've had so many that it's like, do you guys feel like you crash way, way harder? No, I just keep drinking them all day long. Because we have so many. I don't know. I am worried that like. We don't have room for waters in the fridge.

We just have energy drinks. I am worried that I have been drinking so much energy drinks that I would like not be able to have a normal energy cycle in my day. Like, I feel like I'm tired and I'm like, oh, better drink another energy. Yeah, I know. Slam another one too. Yeah. I don't really know. Yeah, I've been feeling really tired lately, which I think just comes to not having that much sleep.

We don't sleep that much. I've tried to only, like, drink them in the morning because I find if it's after like two, three o'clock, I just can't get to sleep quick. It's always like I'm just tossing and turn into bed. But it is nice having a lot of options because you can shop for which one's the healthiest. And I won't say which one is, but it is nice because you have options. You should have seen the look on my parents' face when I, told them i drink at least one energy drink a day they go i'm sure they probably thought they were like what are you joking or no i'm like i'm like i'm like i'll drink a coffee and then an

energy drink right after i try to only do it on days that i'm editing yeah it's smart but then um when i'm editing i'm just like so drained i feel like it almost doesn't even do anything and then it eventually hits and it's like hits right towards the end of of the day and I'm just like buzzing I'm just to have it earlier it doesn't do it no no I like I drink it at like 11 and it doesn't hit until like you remember what haley was saying she drinks like three monsters a day that could not be good or she maybe it was two now but she was like yeah I used to like five a day I was geez I don't know we had it on a podcast she said it whatever the number was pull it up I'm a caffeine addict I'll admit it like bad like I used to it over here and so like it's

it got to an and healthy point where I drink three energy drinks like Just to, like, because I was, like, waking up at 5 a.m. And then driving, like, two and a half hours to go to a simulator. I would drink, like, two to three energy drinks in the span of, like, two hours in the morning. Holy shit. Oh. It was bad. I love it, though.

They taste great. They give you energy. And, uh, I mean, obviously, you need the caffeine. Caffeine's good for you, actually. It helps you burn fat. And also it, uh, suppresses your appetite. Does it do anything? Caffeine suppress your appetite.

So technically if you, yeah. So is that good for you, though? I just makes you not hungry. I'd say, yeah. Maybe for, like, weight gaining weight, yeah, but, like, is that good for you? Something that's suppressing your appetite might do you some... Okay? No, that's true, though.

So if you ever wake up in the morning, drink, start drinking some coffee. I'm not... I haven't noticed that. I'll always brew coffee, and I'll drink it out of my Yeti cup, whatever, in the morning, and I can... Don't even have to have breakfast. I have noticed that. And then once you finish that cup of coffee, grab yourself an energy drink,

crack that. Sugar-free, of course. Drink it. And then once you get done with that, just drink another one or two. No, by that time... That should bring you to 5 o'clock and then you can eat dinner. By that time, it's like 11, so then I was going to say about noon. Then you call into, like, the pit or the roadhouse or the inn or the...

Get a takeout. And you get some takeout, some steak bites or some wings. There's such a stellar diet. Yeah, I know. We need a crispin green out here. Dude, I went to Crisp and Green. They fell off. It fell off.

It used to be so good. Because they did like an employee rotation and you didn't know anyone. They didn't treat you like a god. Oh, what can I get? Hey, CJ, what can I get for you? They were just a little less friend. We're jumping right into it then, huh?

I know there's a long line behind me, but we're not going to talk for five minutes. Be like, you don't even care about my week. I'd even ask me about my day. Mike could just text us. He's supposed to be here for the podcast, but he obviously was handling. He was not, he was hanging with Big Reno at Big Reno's Bar and Fargo.

Can we screen record this and put this up on his, I don't know why it's just so funny, dude. Micah was hammered. God, I love Mike. I know I give him a lot of shit, but Mike is so funny, dude. I get such a kick out of just him doing his life. He just texted, Ms. placed my phone last night and had to track it down, but I'll be back by 12. Might be, guys. I know we were trying to run the pot at 11 so we can enjoy the day.

Don't worry, Mike. We're already running it. Let's see, where's he at? So the best thing is, yeah, he said it would be. back by 12 he's just leaving town right now and it's 1150 so now it is 12 basically and he is still not even left you want to know though i at least he was hanging with big reno that's true you know it was for a good cause the best way to operate things with mike involved is to just not care if he's there or not it is like that's the only way that we've continued to just like

not get mad at him for just not showing up ever or just like completely driving dropping the ball on things. Just don't expect anything from him. Basically, yes, yes. Basically, if he's there, it's an added bonus. If not, we got somebody that can just stand in. You just got to lie about what your due date is and like this. We want to do the podcast at noon.

So you got to say, hey, we got to do the podcast at 11. But even today. On Mike's time, though, we would have had to have told him, yo, dude, we're going to do this podcast at 7.30 in the morning. And then he would have just been like, well, I'm not going to make that. That's just wouldn't that. You can only be so, like, ridiculous. this with your times with him. I don't even really get that mad anymore at this point.

Yeah, I don't either because I feel like it's just like, it's just Mike. He's listening to this right now. He's like, finally, it took him six freaking years to find it. It's working.

No, no, it's just, we're just used to it. I know I give Mike, I just want to say this, I know I give Mike a lot of shit because it's just funny,

like the hot dog thing and whatever else. He's kind of embraced that now. But Mike is honestly a superstar. He is. He's so funny. Good kid. And he's a good. guy and he's not here right now to hear me say this but it's true i'll say it to the listeners like when

we were pulling up but he is also very predictable i've known him i know him now it's like for instance we're in the mudstang and he mentions oh there's a graffiti bridge up here i used to i used to graffiti down here i go no way well let's go pull up and on the video and and check it out that'll be funny and i tell you guys i go he probably wrote his name i was just like i was just genuinely thinking i'm like and he goes i wouldn't do that i'm like dude i don't know it sounds like something you do just incriminate yourself we get there he's like yeah well i did post some picks of me spray painting to my face book i'm like dude that's worse than writing your name just doesn't no no fucks i love when we get mike going like when we're all like teaming up on him

and just like harassing him about something and he always has the same now no that's not true right that's not true like he'll just cut you off when you're talking and then we'll all just talk over him And they're like, no, no. Yeah, dude, fuck. We got a great friend group. I'm just going to say it. It's so funny and can't make this happen. It just either it does or doesn't.

Yeah, fuck it. I guess I like, yeah, I like you guys. I think we got a good thing going. Whether you like it or not. I guess the chemistry works pretty well. Pretty funny together. No, it is funny, though. Like, you love hanging out with other people and stuff like that.

But yeah, that's what I'm saying. When you come back to the crew, you're just like, ah, fuck, yes. It's effortless. Yes, it's effortless, fun. We can be quiet together or we can be cracking jokes and rolling whatever and it's fun. Right. Like the stuff that we say before we sit down on the podcast is always the funniest. I always say like, I wish we could put some on the pod, but I just can't.

That's how we warm up. We say everything we can't. You can't say, yeah. And then Ben, then it cuts in right when Ben's talking about Ryan's lap and his girl's ass. So it's somewhere between whatever else we're going to talk about and that. Yeah. And that was out of bounds. That's one of the things where we're like,

all right, finally we can put this in the podcast. All right. This is how we can start. Started. We just start it really fucked up and then move into less and less. I feel like probably anyone at home even has a friend group that there's so many funny things about your friends.

And if you feel like you don't, just get to know them more. That's all you got to do. Just stand over there. I want to see your reaction when I say this. Oh, boy. So. So you got to get down, sit down, sit down.

All right. So if you guys saw the video where we surprised Tint with a new set of wheels and then Mark a roly, um, there was a lot of comments asking if Tint and Mark were, uh, gay lovers. Yeah. I thought they're going to say who's the favorite. No. People were wondering.

They were like, are Marcus? They weren't saying it as a joke. No, no, no. Are they actually, are they like seriously together? I've been wondering for the longest time. Because they're always together, and then Tint's always shirtless walking around. It's just marking Tint, hanging out in Tint shirtless, bouncing around, working on their houses together and shit. We're at the lake.

So, I guess we brought you on here to ask you. You want to clear the air? Are you and Mark? No, we're near. Tint? No, Tint. Tint, it's just between us. Not even close.

No, the cameras aren't filming. No. No, seriously. We'll cut this out. Right. Yeah. Not even close. Okay.

Far from it. All right. Okay. All right. The people want to know, though. He's clear. I felt like we owed them an explanation. I will say, I will vouch for Tint.

He's not gay. Oh, I know. We're just messing with you. It is funny. Well, because people really don't know anything about Mark and Tint. They're just in the background of all of our videos, and they're just always together. So I've had people who were starting to wonder, like, all right, what's going on with, what's going on with these guys? I think we need to have a Mark and Tint podcast.

Yeah. And it's, realistically, the podcast listeners are pretty diehard. So they'd probably be curious to know. I don't know, comment down below if you guys want that. Everyone's just like, no. No, they'll want it, I feel like. I love that Tent is obviously not even Tint's name. But he's just another person.

Nobody else knows your real name. Even when we got, even when we pulled over or got pulled over by the D&R, he goes, so who are you? And you introduced yourself as TIN. Actually. I don't remember that. Yeah, he said, don't worry about it. He was like, oh, seriously, he goes, I'm tint.

I think it's in the video. That's actually amazing. Yeah, I know. It's so funny how we, we were able to, like, bring a friend in, and then we just give them a new name, and then we just are like, nope, this is your name. And then eventually they're just like, that's, I guess this is my name. Dude, Evan's the new Ivan. Ivan.

Ivan. No, but, like, dude Evan, bro. Like, I just called him dude Evan, bro for, like, the first four times that we hung out, and then he just changed his Instagram to it because he was like, honestly, this is just my name now well it's because people start looking them up and they're like I don't know what's his name dude Evanbrough

this is where they're used to be searched by yeah it's like Ken he finally I remember changed his name on Instagram to Ken all the socials you know what's funny

the IRS is probably doing so much digging and they cannot find a Ken Matt these guy oh my gosh he hasn't trained his taxes we have no record of him he's done such a good job

of staying off the grid it's amazing nothing we can do to trace him. They don't even have a birth receipt. They're like, he's a ghost. He's an illegal immigrant. You need to illegally change your name to Ken.

That's what we should do it for a video. I think you should, Ken. You can change it back if you ever want to. Main channel type thing, like how many, what do you want? Like, subs, comments. I'm not going to lie. I don't want to do that just because it sounds like an absolute nightmare trying to change everything. Nightmare.

Stop saying nightmare. Can you say nightmare? Nightmare. Nightmare. Say it again. Try it again. Nightmare. No, seriously. Nightmare.

Nightmare. Yeah. But no, it sounds like an absolute hassle, like trying to change everything. It was like, like, but half of your stuff is already. None of the banks, the credit cards, you have to change everything, though. That's true. You could just fly under the radar. But it is so hard because when, like, the shipping guy, I don't know if the shipping guy even asked you.

I go, does he know you is Ken or Grant? And you're like, ah, I don't even know. I don't like I ever told him my name, honestly. He actually asked me because he didn't even know who your name was. Well, that is his fault because Steve and I, and his name is actually Steve, they've done a lot of business. Ken, it is actually funny because when you're doing things that aren't even related to C-boys, like us go ahead and get a countertop, we show up and Ken that's already been talking.

She goes, now, which one of you is Ken? I'm like, so he called this on his own time He was like, yeah, Ken, let me down on Ken Matthews That's awesome, though I think it's, yeah, it makes sense You're just used to it Yeah, it He legit changed his name

No, one time, like Ken and I had a class together in college And, uh, one class And in class, I called him Ken And I wrote on like our worksheets and stuff together Like, it would I be like Brian I works And then I'd go Ken Matthews And literally the teacher was like, wait,

So what's your name? is it can or is it your government name? And I'd just be like, oh, no, it's just his nickname. And I'm like, yeah, but you're like writing his nickname on his, do you want to be called Ken? And I don't think I did, but I should have been like, yeah, you need to call him Ken in class. The only time giving a nickname has ever backfired is giving Ryan's girlfriend

Alondra's name, Donda, which I still think is a great name. Yeah, I know. But it's tough. Why does she not like it? I honestly don't really know because I've heard her other nicknames and they're terrible. Yeah. Like her friends did not come up with that. I could have nicknames for her, but apparently she doesn't like this one.

And I don't, I've asked why. What's wrong with Donna? I don't like it. I thought it was a cute nickname. And I just, uh, as a good boyfriend that I am, I just can't be like. I, I, I actually respect Donda, Donda, I say both versions enough where I correct myself every time after I say Donda. Thank you.

That is very nice. Sorry. Ben doesn't. I think it's just like, I mean, I just don't. Then I just, we'll just not call her by her name because I like, oh hey can you uh do that which i feel like then it's just disrespectful i just don't get it it's a good name i think i think i personally thought it was but i don't like nicknames and they just want to go by their name and it's just like i think that's how she is she doesn't like

anything other than alondra it's a great name but fair enough yeah i mean that's fine i guess but um that's i guess really the only time like a nickname has actually backfired on Well, that someone's told us. I'm sure buddy doesn't like being called tint all the time. He loves it. It only just makes tint more money. That's true. Well,

now you change everything in. Oh, I tint cars. Oh, I do my car tinted. Yeah. Oh, that's true.

There we go. Like I said, I have like five different nicknames. That's true. And then we came in and we just vetoed them all and we just went straight to the basis. What do you do for a living? I tint cars. Tint.

Well, it is funny because it started before we were really good friends. And, it was because we couldn't quite lock down who was Mark and who was Tint. I just called this guy. I was drunk one night. Yeah, tell the story. This was years ago.

He can sit down. This was years ago. So, like, this was long before Alex. I was single. And we just met Mark and Tint. I mean, how funny. What a story, you know, meet them four years ago or three years ago. And now we're, like, best friends.

But anyways, I run into Tint. which I thought his name was Mark, downtown Fargo. And he's talking to, like, the same little duo of girls that I was talking to. And I'm like, yeah, my buddy, Mark, my buddy, Mark. He just started rolling with it.

Oh, yeah. I can't believe you just took it. Why didn't you just correct him on the first one? I couldn't. You just do it again. So dumb. Can't fix it. Sometimes you just got to let people dig their own hole.

You know, deep dig and get in it. Yeah, it's like when you try and stop, like a rager from getting in a fight or something. like that it just makes it worse when you try and stop someone stupid from just being more dumb yeah it ends up coming down on you yeah so you just let him roll with it oh yeah for sure so he called you mark the entire night weren't the girls like they thought his name was mark too oh really well i was introducing him as mark was mark was mark oh so you okay it's just me why did you think that i don't know you just knew that one of them was mark i was calling

everyone on the boat mark that day man he was i'm actually really bad i'm actually as they used to. I am. It's not being bad with names. It's just not caring enough to know. Oh, no. I'm just bad with names. In my defense,

I've hit my head a lot of times. That's a terrible defense. Yeah, but if you met somebody where you knew that they were like somebody and you actually cared enough to like remember their name

versus just like popping on and just meeting someone and just be like, what's up? What I got a lot going on, man. I don't, I'm not blaming you. I do these people.

You ever have it where you meet someone and while you're shaking their hand you're worried about like being nice smiling you're hey how's it going cj and they say nice my name is eric and then i'm just like i was so worried about just introducing myself that i blacked out don't even know what their name is now and now it's right after that we just said each other's names like i didn't i don't remember a single thing and then how bad is it at the end when you go what was your name again it's better to do that and call them wrong name. What about that one time where we were at Haydays and Ken introduced himself as CJ? I don't know why I just walked down.

Ken shook a guy's hand and he goes, hey, dude from Ardicat. Yeah. Hey, I'm Mark. And Ken goes, CJ. I think I was literally, I think I was literally looking at you and I was like, CJ. Yeah, we go down the line. This guy from Artycat. This is like years ago to come meet us as we're setting up. Hey, what's going on boys? I heard a little bit about you, whatever. Shakes our hands. you know, I'm so-and-so, Ben, Ryan, Micah, and then Ken's up next, and Ken goes, CJ. And I go like, I look, I'm like, who the fuck am I then? What do you want?

I just went as Ken. I looked, I'm like, why are we switching names? I'm like, am I supposed to say Ken? Ken. I was just like, I sat there. And we all just like, pause for a second. And then all of a sudden everyone goes, dad, just started laughing right in front of this guy. The guy had no idea what was going on.

So his name isn't C.J. And he ended up just walking away because we were literally on the ground rolling at Ken's age of C.J. We're literally crying. We're just like, you're so fucking dumb. What's going on my name, C.J. I'm like. I just fucked that one up. Royally.

Oh, Ken. What are we doing here, man? What are we doing? Roll play. Ken's like, we look over. Ken's wearing the life. wide open with a backwards hat. We're like, what the fuck?

King grows his hair out, just flipping it out. What's going on, man? That was so funny, dude. That's one of those things I just wish we had on camera. Oh, that was such a beautiful, just a beautiful moment. That is so funny, dude. Like, who does that? Well, clearly, I fucked it up.

I know. It's just so funny. Like, you literally can't make that shit up. just so beautifully genuine just some good humor that's what i'm saying that's a superstar that's gonna be the best day ever i don't know if i ever will forget about that one no that one was just like i'm so glad it happened like i was the other guy it's just so funny to me i think it'd have been better if he like you and inters to yourself and then can did it right after you we should start hey i'm also cj and the guy goes oh two cjs like you

We're like new Cs. I'm gonna start going around stuff. I'm Ken. It'll be an asshole. It's like when I drive your Lamborghini. Then people start going, man, that Ken from Seaboy's TV, he's a real asshole. I was driving Ben's Lambo one day. And I was just driving like such a dickweed.

I was fucking downshifting, accelerating, making just the most noise, speeding. And then Ben's like, dude, you're making me look bad. I was like, I know. yeah dude well i mean like like we said in the last one like so many people have driven it and like every time somebody drives it they just drive it way harder than like i ever do like they're just downshifting like doing pulls past neighborhood houses and stuff so then i was out and about and uh one of our buddies is a cop and he's like hey dude just letting you know like that car's hot like like like people have been talking about it like in the departments and

shit and like it's been ripping through neighborhoods i'm like that's not me i know it's like this is like it sounds like something that i would say if i was like oh it's not me but it's actually i'm not doing that like the kid that i like take it to prom was like fucking street racing it like through literally through like a neighborhood yeah and i'm sure that was pissing everyone off and they're like a white Lamborghini yeah yeah i'm like dude there's one Lamborghini in the entire area is exactly what they expect us to be doing yeah And you got your dad. In reality, we really don't cause that much havoc.

I guess, kind of speaking of that, too, I wanted to dive into this. Because I think a lot of the listeners right now are younger might be confused. They might have it twisted. Driving by somebody, if you have like a loud car or a loud truck or a loud crot rocket and there's people outside and like downshifting and like ripping by so they like hear the exhaust or like see you going fast. I just got to tell you this. I don't know if anybody has. People don't think it's cool.

Common misconception. Common misconception, but I think people got to know. It's like, don't do it. Once you get a little older, it kind of changes your perspective on like, this isn't okay to do.

Ken, that new Pelican person now that's walking down the street, shaking his hand. You are turning into that guy. You're getting older. You kind of realize you shouldn't do this. You shouldn't do some,

some, you shouldn't do some things in certain spots. Like pee out in public. He's still working on that one. With your dick out in a 50 feet away from a children's playground. That is completely different. What's that different? You love just attaching on to one little thing and never letting go of it.

He's going to be fun doing it. Ken's never going to pee. I mean, if Evan was here, tell a whole different story about the Ken on the boat last weekend. Oh, yeah, dude. Evan's. Yeah, we were sitting on Alex's, my girlfriend's boat, and Ken's nut sack, I guess, fell out of his shorts. They did not fall out of his shorts.

It was one nut. Okay, so one ball was hanging out of his shirt either. It was sitting on the seat. They were never out of the shorts. He was wearing orange swim trunks, and so he had like an orange net. So Evan talks about it like it's like it's an orange in like a fruit sack. But the funniest thing is is that they were hanging out of his shorts

They were not hanging out of my shorts His netting He was busting them out And like So it's like this nut sack And like you're The netting is like pressed out It was sitting out and resting on the seat

And Nikki Evan's girlfriend Was sitting there staring at for like five minutes Dude before she said something And then finally Evan goes dude Ken You're nuts hanging out home He everyone looks And Ken like pulls it back in his short

And there's a little sweat spots And on the seat I'm resting the day Dude I think that's awesome I wish my nuts hung out of mine This story went from this to this That's what they were that big He's like a bowl dude

A sweat spot When he walks I love I love that something new gets added Every time this story gets pulled It was like a sack of millin Yo Evan has not stop talking about it. He has not stopped talking about it. He said, so I'm at home the other day and I go to the grocery store, a place where you should be able to go and not think about

Ken's nuts sack. And what do I see? I see two great fruits sitting there. And guess what I thought about? Ken's nuts. Ken's nuts. That's not right. That's not right. I shouldn't be put in that position, Ken. You scarred Evan and you made him also look bad from his own girlfriend. Thank God, Alex. That's not my problem. Why is you're so small? Dude, get it's when we tell that story. It's because you add something new

that's just a complete fabrication every single time. Dude, if I was walking around with two absolute canelopes, I would let those things hang out of my tiny swim trunks too. They were not that small. They just rode up really.

They weren't that small, man. They were hanging to his knees and nuts stil with that. Have to get him some caprice or something Keep these things hidden Imagine Ken walk around some caprice Oh, look who's walking Oh

Stephen You did Let's go Yeah Looking like Greta the other night Ryan, stay over there. She's that bad at twerking? No, Ryan just slapped Greta's ass.

What? Yeah. You missed it. Yeah. I wish I could have seen that. That's so funny. Yeah. Right in front of me.

Greta liked it. I'd rather have him do it in front of you. Yeah. That's far enough. Yeah. Be weirder if he was doing it on the side. Right, right, right. Well, I'm stoked to walk in and see Tint on the podcast.

Yeah, he's a good kid. Stoked. I don't care what you say about him. Yeah. I never have. Yeah, and I actually didn't even say anything, so I'm glad you don't care. Whatever else says about tint, it doesn't matter. I think he's a decent guy.

My favorite thing is that after we got him the wheels, he didn't change. He stayed the same. It was great. Right. Whereas Mark got the watch, haven't seen him since. He walks around kind of like this. He's different. Hey, Mike.

So how was Big Reno's bar last night? Did you get the VIP access? Dude, yeah, I saw you and him like up on top. Everyone else was down low, but you couldn't bring Sydney up with you. It was so funny. I just went up there to chat with him for a sec, but I went up there. And you hung up there all night. No, but instantly the bouncer, like I'm speaking to Big Reno.

We're dapping up. Like, it's great. And the bouncer comes up, like, kind of as we're doing that, as we're vibing out. And he's like, you can't be up here, bro? And I'm like, can you tell him, Big Reno? Did Big Reno say he's your cool? He literally goes to Big Reno. He's just like, he can't be up here.

and big girl's like he's good bro yeah big rano's bar looks electric i really go check it was super fun and and he gave me like three shots and so you were no i i messed up dude uh sidney gave me her purse to i saw that you were on the story and you lost it wait i didn't lose yeah i mean yeah i i i i said it down and like had my arm on it right and then some some subs came up and they're like oh we'll get you a drink and the bars like so table purse bars right there somebody stole it no they didn't steal it but he just lost it they put it in lost and found but assume it's stolen oh you found it i didn't sidney did and so she was she was more mad at my inability to track it down she's like i just went up to big reno we watched the security cameras

find out where it got you know who who took it he's oh that's one of the people that work here they took it like she's still new to the game knowing you mike right and i was just like so i I definitely, honestly, I felt bad. I felt so bad. Dude, you shouldn't, because that was her problem of trusting you. Like, we were just having this conversation, like, she'll figure this out. Like, she shouldn't expect that of you. To be fair, if I had something valuable, I wouldn't be like, give it to my.

That's accurate. He's going to keep good track of it. Right now, he's all drunk. Give it to him. He will keep it safe. No, that is accurate. So, like, the realistic thing, maybe she shouldn't have trusted me with it. I'm sure she won't do it again.

I'm trying to be like, I need to act that as. if that was my own as if that was my wallet who are what what are you saying right now mike i need you're saying things that i've never heard you track of things are you taking responsibility yes what the responsibility uh yeah it was so bummed it's like she canceled her car i bet she was pissed he was mad oh i bet she's got to order all new cards well just one luckily but it was like i'm putting it on hold sort of stolen card thing but it ended then the guy she's on the phone he's like, no, you canceled it, which I mean, I don't think she knew, but. God, dude, that sounds like a nightmare.

Nightmare? Ken, can we hear it one more time? Nope. Nightmare. It's actually pretty funny because I was like, did CJ say nightmare or did Ken? Oh, that is totally a CJ thing to say. Hey, Mike. I do say a lot of words wrong.

I know. Were you on the boat when Ken's nuts fell out? I was. Was it a spectacle? I didn't see him. It's like, where were you when Ken's nuts out of the source? Dude, we went on and on and on and on about that. But when Evan said they were like two Clementines in a bag,

that was it. That was when I lost it. It was just laughing, dude. Yeah, like those little bags of oranges come. There's like two, like, as if you set the bag of Clementines down, but they were all, like, misted with water. It was like two sweat stains. You were lying.

They were as a sweat stains. I don't, I didn't see it, but Alex had to get the bleach out after that. I was like, Ken's a clean guy. It's fine. I think as far as I know and as far as any guy knows, a big sack is a, is a good problem to have. We were just saying that.

Like a bowl. Yeah. Something you just wish you had, but. Right. You don't know the burden that it is lugging these. Let's break down. Let's break that down. Let's bring that down.

Is it actually something you wish you had? Because, like, I don't wish I had big balls, but if you had big balls, you got to embrace. Why are we still talking about this? Yeah, and put them on the table. Put it on the table. Dude. They thud. The table cracks.

How does this come up this many times in this conversation? Has it? I haven't been here. This is the last thing I'm going to say on it. Why do you not like talking about it? Because why? Why do you keep bringing it up? It's an awesome thing.

It's just like, yes. Jay, let's talk about your nuts for 25 minutes. Can we? It's the most awkward thing for me. Can we? I wish I had a nuts story. If CJ had nuts to talk about for 45 minutes. It would be awkward, okay?

It'd be a full episode. We just title it, CJ's nuts. We get slightly off the top. Come on, guys. Let's get back to my nuts. I guess we do talk about Ben's nuts all the time. This side of the table, yeah. Think of how many times we talk about your nuts.

nuts on this podcast. Probably five, four, five, yeah. I think I still got you beat, Ken. Yeah, you got to get those numbers up. He's happy about that. He's like, seriously, this should be the first and the last. No more nut talk. Ken, you should get a nut job.

Reduction. Dude, TLC catches wind of this and they do a full episode of like my 400 pound nuts. It's just like the South Park episode. So they have a wheelbarrow. Wheelbaron is nuts around. His nuts have become so big. He has had to wear a hoodie upside down to just obtain them. Obtain.

Obtained. I don't know. But I have a nuts story like that. Okay. The nut story? All right. Hold up right. If there is a time for it, it is right now.

If I'm going to tell it, I might as well put it on the podcast. So you have you. We might as well exploit. So Ken's nuts are like a solar eclipse. They only come out every eight years. And so my like sophomore year of high of college, it was New Year's Eve. Yeah. We were all just hammered.

I believe Ken had passed out. And I think we're just being assholes, drunk assholes. And we ripped the sheets off and Ken was wearing boxers. That was poking out. And I had it on snacks. And so I have this video of me on Snapchat. We pull it off. They go, Ken's nuts.

Ken's nuts. They're just plooped out of your underwear. They were plooped. Dude, Ken, you got good nuts. Good for you, buddy. Thank you. And people talk about them. Yeah, people have been talking about your nuts.

Not just us. Other people, too. Yeah. That's a way to respond, Ken. It is funny. I just want to say, like, you guys probably see me and Mike walk around naked all the time, but you guys don't. and why is that?

Why am I not naked? Yeah, why are you guys walking around naked more often? Do you think I like you walking around naked? It's fucking... But why, I don't know, it's just weird. Like, I've seen, I'm not in like a gay way, not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but I've seen Mike's dick many times.

And you guys have all probably seen my dick many times, but I've never seen any of your guys' dicks. You are a bit of an excubitionist, dude. You're like running around to the hot tub. There's levels to it. There's like, there's strictly there's someone, There's someone who doesn't want to ever be seen naked, ever. And then there's someone like CJ.

Like, I mean, I'm not saying he's up to. Literally just struts around from the bathroom to the hot tub. I just don't. I mean, it's just the boys, man. I wouldn't do it in front of your girl. Thank you for that. Ryan might. Ryan might.

But I just remember, like, my favorite thing is if you're showering, CJ will just completely, you know, when you're shower. Walk down the bathroom. No, he just disregards the fact that you're showering. And I don't, I don't find a problem with it. but I do, like, find myself... I'm not looking at you. No, I find myself, like, talking about it or thinking about it.

Like, I'll be showering, and you're, like, in and out of the bathroom four times, let's say. I'm like, how about once? How about once? Just once. You know, come in, grab whatever, like, do what you got to do. And he's like, oh, sorry again. Uh, uh, just, and then you end up just hanging out there. And then CJ, you go into the bathroom.

Then CJ hops in there with... I've never done that. You go into the bathroom and you have that thing locked down. Like, you lock the bathroom. bedroom door you lock the bathroom door i don't trust you guys you might fuck with oh we do talk about that you always like close evans door i don't know why to be honest don't know why i always close evans door on him in there no evans laying in bed people are coming going j always closes evans bedroom door and the bathroom door and i just i don't know what goes on in there there is something

about just the lack of trust all of us have around here of just not knowing what everyone's like intentions are next like all right who's the next victim we're getting fucked with i think And you're, like, all vulnerable taking a shower and you're just worried about them, like, let's get a go on next. Back to why, I guess, I don't think it's weird is because just growing up playing sports, you always had to, like, shower in the locker room.

And, like, I don't know, it's like, I'm not looking at your guys' dicks or whatever. I don't know. I just don't see why it's weird. I don't, yeah, I don't know. Back in the day, when you go to the gym, you used to shower in, like, the public showers. Now, they have, like, little dividers.

Right. Which, it's fine. I don't care, but just think about the, C.J. walks in. Oh, jeez. What about the boy dog? We can't show it together. There's just one guy in there.

I just noticed. There's a bunch of showers. He's like, whoa, what are you doing? There's only one shower. Nice. You already warmed it up for me. I come with it down the, but if I hope it. It's so funny.

I don't know you, man. If you don't look at it in a weird way, like, I mean, that would be weird. But if you don't look at it in a weird way, it's not that weird. But, like, if you look at it, as in a weird way, it's not that weird way, but like, if you look at it, as like getting naked is not that weird. If you're just like, okay, Ben got naked, cool. But if you look at it weird, then it gets weird. Then it gets really weird.

That was such a spectacle. Ken's nuts. Everyone in their brothers is going to be just waiting for it. And see, like, that's why Ken doesn't get naked. If it was this giant spectacle. You're going to sell it if he's going to do it. You make it this giant spectacle. We're hyping this up.

He's going to have, he's going to be a main event at like a strip club. Yeah, like, that would be hard for me not to be excited. What if we did that for like a video, we like get Ken ready to, like, go put on a show at a strip club. Dude, the ladies would go nuts. Moms love you, Ken. Ken's the main event. It's like us, woman, mom. I think I'm going to have to break out the no can do again.

I've been, I've been good about saying yes lately, but. Ken dancing around up on stage. I thought you were going somewhere else with that. I think I'm going to have to break out the speedo for the. yo all right super off topic total change of events here but i was having a conversation i think it's fine honestly that just did that okay and it's like thank god i somehow wrap it back to ken's nuts okay anyway all right so the other day i was having a conversation with justin and he was talking about this guy that has been struck by lightning seven times

because we were like drive i think we were driving in like a storm and i was like man this would be so sketchy like can we get struck by lightning it's like no it's super uncommon besides for the one guy that got struck seven times in his lifetime is he that unlucky or is he just trying to get struck by like how does that happen actually like break that down how does that happen

so the guy worked for like a national park he was like a park ranger so he was like constantly out and then the park that he worked in it wasn't like you 70 but it was like somewhere in in like California something like that but it's like that most struck place in like the country so like You put yourself in, like, a bad position, you know, bad things are going to happen.

Like, it's struck by lightning seven times. I got a couple notes. Wait, he's like, he's good. Yeah, it's like, I feel like that's a lot of, like, I know. Like, I've been like zapped by like a, you know, and then I'm like, oh, I didn't like that. Yeah, I've heard of people getting struck once and they're just like, fuck. Well, they're either fucked or they're like, just kind of like scared. Like, I don't want that.

They're like, imagine you come home from work to your wife. How is work? honey, I got struck by lightning again. That's the third time this week. Jesus, honey, you just did last year. I think like when you get struck once,

you're more susceptible to it. I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true at all, but people say that. I don't know how that works at all, but it's like you're more like grounded. I don't think that's true. I don't know.

I think that's a bunch of... Okay, so get this then. So the dude dies not from being struck by lightning. But he gets struck seven times. his tombstone gets struck three more times. No way. No way.

That's what people are saying. Are they lying? Yeah, I was like, wow, that is actually crazy. That's, I mean, there's something electric about that guy. Yeah, he's got it. Whatever it is. That guy's got it. You're electric love.

Maybe you're electric love. That was nice. I think after the third one, buddy was getting pretty conditioned to them. Dude, talk about the guy. trust issues i'm saying like after he got struck like after the second one even he was probably like it's not dope not so bad i bet people listening right now somebody listening has been struck by lightning or like a family friend or relative or something right leave a comment down below what happens yeah mostly like if they're okay i i kind of i just want to know if someone that you know

has been struck by lightning uh so i was doing something the other day nice as i do I really get deep sometimes I think um do you think snapping turtles were always mean or do you think they were just ugly and no one helped them across the road ever you know painted turtles always everyone's like oh little turtle and they get all excited you see a snapper you're like fuck that thing that is prehistoric kill it do you think snappers were just ugly and no one helped it and then they got mean because no one helped them is genetic and then they just started snapping everybody I heard that I heard you talking about this before and you're like, snapping turtles get a horrible bad rap.

Yeah, they got a bad rap. No, I think snapping turtles aren't mean. They're just protective. Like, I don't think they're like grumpy. I don't look at them as lame. They look like they're grumpy. Well, that's just their appearance. Yeah, they got RBSs, dude.

And then they bite you. You pick up another little painted turtle. You kiss it. I think, no, I think a painted turtle probably would try bite you. They just don't have the same like jaw and they're not as big but I think a painted turtle probably What about a sea turtle?

Well, big dudes are just cruising around 100 years chilling. Yeah, I don't know. What's up with snapping turtles? Why they little bitches? That's a good question. Sometimes they're big. That's what I mean. There was more thought in this than you guys thought. A lot of you think it's just genetic. I personally, like besides the fact that they can bite your fingers and toes off, I love snapping turtles. I think they're badass, honestly. They're the,

The badass turtles. Oh, like, they ride Harleys and... Yep. Leather and stuff, yeah. That's the criteria to be a badass. No, I think they're like the badass. You got assless chaps. People kind of stay away from them because they're like, well, I'm not messing with those.

It's like maybe a good rap for that, but... You also want to keep all your fingers and toes intact, usually, around them. Dude, I find myself, I don't mess with them, but I, like, can't just walk by one without being... I can't just go, oh, a snapping turtle. I think that's like a serial killer trait. That's what I mean. They're always getting fucked with. They tell stories about how their uncle snapping turtles, like,

yeah, there's one kid put a sticker on me and was poking me with a stick. They go, Mike, put a sticker on it. They just tell each other through their little turtle communications. Humans are assholes. And they get bit. That is, that's got to be the worst part. They just get messed with because, yeah, like, because they have a bad rep, they get messed with and sometimes killed for no.

reason. That's what I'm saying, dude. People are racist against snapping turtles. Exactly. For what? Because they're different. Because they're mean. But maybe they're mean because they're different and because people are already mean to

them. You guys saying, dude, what came first? The snap or the turtle? You know, Ryan, I don't know, man. See, I told you there was, I don't know. I think there is something more to it. I don't know. I guess I just don't really have like anything.

I'm going to be honest. I got nothing for you. bro next time we find a snapping turtle in a video because like it could be it's pretty common to see snapping turtles around here we should like do something for it something nice funny you know like the opposite of like most of the time when people see a snapping turtle especially when they have a camera they seem to fuck with it but we should do something nice for it like a birthday party or something like yeah like get some lettuce or whatever i don't know if they eat to be honest dude what if we did that and then it was like yo kind of a movement yeah

people aren't that bad it just stops something snapping that's what i'm saying do we change it brings its entire family out to meet us yeah and then eventually it buys us it buys us something nice surprises us with something that'd be nice brings us like a like a plastic bottle or something yeah that's like a nice gesture in there exactly and then eventually in like 50 60 years they'll start a whole movement and we'll take the snapping turtle name out and we'll call it like a just a smiling turtle or something you know something nice We'll just call it a quick turtle, because those things are quick. They are quick.

Bro, people listening right now are like, what the fuck are they on? Just be like, all right, time to turn it off. Do you guys believe in dinosaurs? Because I did up until, I mean, I'm not saying I don't. Are dinosaurs a belief system? Right, so we're watching. Hold up. Do people not believe in dinosaurs?

We're watching the new Jurassic Park, and Sydney goes, you know that like believing in dinosaurs is a conspiracy, right? And I was like, I never thought about it. that way. You know, you're taught about dinosaurs and all this. And I'm like, I actually never thought about it this way. But there's like fossils and shit. The fossils is what, like, gives it away. But it is It's like there's only

this historical artifact. It's like, do you believe in cars? Right. No, I don't believe. These are the same people that think the earth is flat. Right. But the fossils definitely give it away. But other than that, no one has seen a real dinosaur. Because there wasn't

cameras back. Because there wasn't people it's like everything just brick the cameras there wasn't people like no one has seen a real dinosaur you know it's wild too not to get off topic but like how certain stories just don't go like generation to generation like why isn't there a story in my family bloodline from the 1500s like you just don't hear stories besides for Ryan being a descendant of Walt Disney because maybe they were buddies and it was also Kansas City sorry that I said fucking South Dakota. Maybe there's not something like monumental enough, I guess.

Like what would? They had to have been one thing in their lifetime that was like something and then that gets passed on like generation to generation. Because he don't ever listen to your grandpa's war stories. He just starts talking and you go, oh, grandpa's. He's just talking about his like war stories. I know, but that's what I mean because he probably forgot. And then you listen to him and you go, I don't care about what the fuck he did.

And then you never tell your kids about how. Right. I think that's kind of like how it is. as sad as that is or how that sounds is like they tell you something and you're like oh yeah and you kind of have it in your memory oh yeah grandpa did this but it's like not something you're just stoked to tell your kids just forget about it over time unless there's an epic story and it's different but i like the way you looked at that like there would be sweet to know about even what your 10 generations back great great great great great great great grandparents even did yeah i think i think we're starting

to like change right like that kind of thing is going to change now that like video cameras are very true they're everywhere right like as long as you can still have that file format like in the future that is something that can like preserve stuff from today whereas like 50 years ago something can happen and you can just disappear it maybe yeah right disappear it disappear it also it is funny like the way you said that like the if the file format is so compatible it can you imagine just mp4 that's like fucking see can you imagine if somebody just went on YouTube and just went yo let's just

clear all this shit let's just gone wipe it let's just take a magnet to the server dude well fellas what a pod Ken's balls and all it's been real bit of a random one you know like the only thing that made sense to me was so funny if you guys

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