Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ben Doesn't Drive His Lamborghini, The Perfect Male Saturday, & Biggest Lie On The Internet

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

In today's podcast Justin joins us and tells us about his trip to Europe (its much different than Ken's). We discuss the ideal male Saturday, man cave essentials, what gets our adrenaline going, and the biggest liar on the internet. Get 25% off @KudoPopcorn with the code WIDEOPEN at https://kudosnacks.com/discount/WIDEOPEN #KUDOpartner Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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No. He's trying to stay this way, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Are you sure they offered you $5 million? It's hard to down. I mean, you're 17, you should be able to do whatever you want. I feel like I was not making good decisions at 17. Justin, anyone running the amount of subs that you had in that BMW?

That was a mistake. Just the fact that nobody stood up and said, hey, maybe don't do that. Ammon of subs? Justin had a channel? Yeah, I had two subscribers in the back of my BMW. And they were out. They were live, too. We are live.

all right guys well welcome back to the podcast uh we got a good friend justin sitting in on this one and then uh mike in the middle so we're running five five deep again we got jami on the back here too so we're running six we've got a moth problem dude i have so many moths in my office been meaning to talk about the doors have been left open at night the doors have been opened yeah all night not all night but they're open for periods of time when it's dark out and it's light in here so the moths fly in here because they like like I was just thinking, so you're in Australia or wherever, crazy parts of the world, you have all kinds of critters. We can't really compare it to that, but the seasonal bugs here, and I'm not even talking like summer, winter, fall.

It's like, it starts while we start with the little bugs. Then we have like the lake fly, fruit flies. Then we have mosquitoes. Then we have, sure, bed bugs. But seriously, and then we have June bugs, like a whole bunch of June bugs. Then they all die. And then it's like more mosquitoes. Then it's like lady bugs.

Then it's like flies. Then it's bees. then it's hornets. Yep, yep, yep. It's just weird, but it all comes in waves. What else, Mike? Yeah, what other bugs are there? Oh, man.

What about the butterflies? Oh, yeah, butterfly. Dragonflies. Dragonflies. But they all come in waves. It's just like crazy. It's like dragonflies are all there, then they're all gone.

It really makes you wonder. Yeah, it is crazy. Welcome to the bug talk. I had to get that off my chest, bro. I was wondering where you're going with it. Yeah, I'm excited. That's it. I'm just saying, like, it's crazy how many different waves of

bugs we have here. Yeah. It's nuts, man. A lot of bugs. I hate to judge you down on your first thing. You want to know why there's so many moths in here? Well, because the garage doors are left open. It was after one night in particular.

I don't know what night it was, but we came back and I'm not, it's not your, it's no big deal, but I actually have a video of it. Mike, Evan and Cody were sitting in the garage and they had legit every, at least three of the doors open all the way. It was night. It was dark out, and then the next day we had a lot of moths, which I don't really care. It's not a big deal, but that's why we have a lot of them in here. When it's fall, it's nice to have the doors open.

It does feel a little airy in here. I love having the doors open. It kind of feels like you're working outside, even though you're in your office. And I prefer it, actually. Yeah, we've been thinking about getting a water fountain put in inside the shop. It's a vibe, man. It's something about it. Could you not imagine walking in here the sweet aroma of gasoline and then a water fountain just

the water fountain's full. of gasoline? No, no, no. It's full of water, but, like, you know, it's just the sweet trickling sound of water over some rocks. You know, the, uh, the, we should be a water fountain in the mall, though, in Fargo? I feel like every big mall has a water fountain. That entire, uh, area of the mall just feels fresh. There's just something about it. It's a vibe, man. Yeah. So that's what we're going to try to do. I think I do remember looking up like water features, they put like negative ions in there which is good not like negative it's it's a positive thing so it's better they put negative ions on it or just water has it and then yeah like it traps all the bad things and so water is good for your

air quality is what i'm trying to it's reminded me like sims or like roller coaster tycoon you know you can just drop in a fountain and it says brings air quality up one notch yeah exactly we're just creating a little ecosystem in here yeah it started with uh yesterday we woke mic up with 10 gallons of water. We'll have some negative ions in there to improve us airplies. All came crashing down on Micah at once. One of our better wake-ups, actually. And one of, I know what happened yesterday, but it's stuck in my head.

I'm not joking. I have mental pictures of, like, every time that I can remember of you guys waking me up. And this one was no joke, like a mini title wave. I woke up just in time and two buckets. I could, no joke in slow motion, see the water, hit me in the face. and it was just aggressive, that's all. It was a lot. Dude, does that, like, piss you off, like, waking up like that?

Because it would actually upset me. Like, it would start me off on, like, a bad start. Do you think you would have much ground to stand on? No, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. But, you know, I would be a little irritated and then I would get over it. But, like, Mike is just like, oh, good morning. Good morning.

Like, if it was, like, seven in the morning and we're going to the airport, a little unjust. Yeah, you know what? The time probably doesn't make a difference. When it's noon, it's like, well, yeah. Yeah, I guess the water hit me at 1101 on the dot, and that's okay. That's justified. But if it was at 7 and we did, and we had a flight to get on, sure, do it. But if it was at 7 and we didn't have anything to do and you guys just, let's just, that would be funny because then I'd be like, what the hell, dude?

And then, you know, you know me, I'd probably like dry off and try to go back to bed. Yeah, you would. You just go to the other bed right next to you. But, yeah, Ben, you asking me that reminded me because, like, a lot of subscribers ask me that. It's a very common question. So, yeah, when they wake you up, doesn't that, well, how do you feel about that? Soggy? Yeah.

Dude, it would take me off. Like, not that I need to wake up in the most perfect way every day, but sometimes when we're on trips, Ken, bless his soul, he's getting us where we need a bit. We go, hey, you getting up yet? Time to go. And it's the worst way to wake up. It's just with a strong male voice in your ear going, get up. Dude, when Ken has kids, they are going to hate being woken up by dad. Normally, at that time, it's like, okay, we have X amount of minutes left to go and nobody's out of bed or very few people are out of bed.

So it's kind of like, we got to push the ball, get it going. Is this guy's Mike on? No, it's not. He doesn't have a mic. He doesn't have a mic. Oh, really? So he's just running GoPro audio. Maybe we cut that whole bit right there.

Oh, really? Damn, Ken. No, let's use that. Yeah, no, we can use that. Yeah, we use that. GoPro audio. What was it going to say? Dude, I can't, you have to be, like, top 10 all time for, like, wet mornings?

Like, you go. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, definitely. You get woken up by an absurd amount of water. Hey, top dead. Top 10 all time. Wet mic. So, Justin, how, how's life, dude? I mean, I want to know just a little bit about what you've been up to.

And also, you went to Europe. with your wife for like two weeks. Honestly, that was kind of like a trip of a lifetime. Both my wife and I wanted to go to, we've both been to Europe, but never to Italy before. And holy cow, it kind of ruins food. And food, wine, anything you drink. Just getting this out of your face.

There you go. Yeah, it is a great place to visit. Two weeks was a long time, but probably about right. got to get everything in. It's a long time. I felt like you were over there for a entire quarter. We didn't know how long. That's 14 days.

Yeah, it was all of 14 days. And it was good. When Ken went to Europe for two weeks, he never came back the same. Yeah. That's true. Whatever happened to Ken? Ken, what did happen over there? Did study abroad?

It's funny to ask him something and just hear a voice in the ether. I did study abroad. Ken went to Europe. I swear, he came. came back, and it's like he had missed an entire lifetime. Like, everything we talk about, he would just go, I have no idea what you're talking about. Dude, anyone that's like, I forget how old were you when you did that? 20.

22. How long were you gone? How many weeks? Six weeks? That is a long time. You have anyone in the age of 18 to like 22, 23 right now just terrified to go to like basic training or possibly even study abroad? You missed out on everything.

Well, the reason it got really weird when he got back is because he was studying abroad with Jake's girlfriend at the time and Ken was like was basically just trying to swoop. And he thought like being on a different continent was okay. It's like, hey, brocode doesn't apply when you're on a different time zone. It's not a time zone, you know? And so obviously he came back and Jake had a bone to pick with him. You know, that was right around the time that he slammed him on the ground for the old dick pick thing. Was it?

Yeah. You know, he's probably getting even. What happens in Europe? It stays in Europe. I was very jealous of you being in Italy. Honestly, I would love to go. Yeah. Or just really anywhere over there, but it looked like a really nice time.

We went to Venice and then to Cincateri. Then we went to Florence, then Rome, and then Naples. So every place looking like a windows background or laptop background. Or laptop background. It really, it, you almost get numb to how incredible stuff looks over there. It's really, really cool, but. Yeah, it looks like it's a movie. Yeah.

Like everywhere looks fake. Yeah. I mean, to anybody who ever has the opportunity, I highly recommend it over there. It's so cool. Just everything is so old. Here in the States, especially in the Midwest, it's like if a building's more than 100 years old, it's like a national heritage site. That's true.

It's like, whoa, we should make this into a museum or something. And like over there, if it's 100 years old, It's the newest building in the city. Yeah, that's actually crazy. Think about it. I mean, it's thousands of years old. It's like, and it's still there. We're talking BC.

Yeah, literally stuff from BC. That's just nuts. That it's still there. Yeah, it's what's amazing. It's still there. Some of it is actually ruined, but then some of it is, I mean, they've either maintained it or made it so that it has stuck around, but so much of it is almost original. It's just wild.

It's hard to, like, stuff that you see, you're walking on streets that, they've been around for longer than our country has. It's just kind of wild. Cobblestone? Yeah. When I think of Italy, I think of like cobblestone streets, bricks everywhere. Yeah. The history is one thing to go over there for.

I love the history of it. It's really interesting. But holy cow, if you want to trip for food and like wine and beer and all that jazz, it is unbelievable. That's kind of what it's like if you're not from here and you come to Cormorant. You know, you drive through the hallowed streets. You drive by the town hall. It's like 75 years old

You know Your buddy's mom Went to school there And then you drive by the Cormoran store And you go wow You know Big Ken gets gas there in the morning And then of course there's the pub

The best burgers in town It's just like Italy You know You actually imagine people in Italy Going yeah I went to America I spent 14 days in Cormor Dude

I think we got to take like a group trip I think it'd be so fun I don't know where we would go How much time You guys got to go to Germany, too. Germany is sweet, especially during October Fest. Dude, I want to go to October. Next year, we actually got to do that.

What's up with October Fest? God, that looks cool. What's up with it not being in October? It's in October. Really? Nope, it's in September. September 16th through October 3rd. So why is it called October Fest?

That's what I'm trying to figure out. It just ends in October? Dude, why is there like, you know, not, there's a lot of pretty women there. What's up with that shit? Snapchat. That's just, You're watching the hot chicks on Snapchat, dude.

CJ's scrolling real. No, it's the video of the girls, like, holding, like, 35. Because they're all wearing their, uh, they're wearing their, uh, they're wearing their, the girdle. No, what is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The corset. Is it a girdle?

And then they, like, it's just the way that they sell them over there, I think. Yeah. I think they sell them. The beers are bigger and the girdles are tighter. Oh, that'd be a good time, though. Yeah, we, we actually got to go next year. Dirtle dress. Derndle

D-R-R-N-D-L D-R-N-D-O Derndle, not Girtle What's a girtle Girdle? Gertle something different We go with girtle Yeah, what else is there

to do over there? I'd imagine a lot It's a full country But like Many countries Actually No, I'm talking about Like if we go to Germany

Like if we go to Germany Like what else Could we do there Besides for just get wicked drunk Drive fast Oh, that'd be fun That would be pretty good What are we're going to do first though

You know Car watching is pretty fun over there. There's a lot of cool cars around here, but you don't see very many Bugatti's in Cormorant. So you'll see a Bugatti there in Vienna. I saw a Bugatti wasn't a Sheron yet. So it'll be a Varon. Yeah. And yeah, I mean, you'll see just unbelievable cars while you're there. And you'll just be like walking around and it's like, oh, okay. The cheapest car out of a group is like $900,000. Like, damn, that's pretty sweet. But yeah. It's way cool seeing those cars like out and about then, like,

Being a Bugatti at a big car show or at Seema or something. Yeah, that's cool. But, like, you almost expect it to be there. But, yeah, you see that guy taking it to, like, morning tea? Yeah. And you're like, fuck, yeah. Dude, I still remember, like, the first time I saw a Ferrari drive by and just being, like, mind-blown. Like, you'd only heard about them or, like, seen them in magazines or on the posters

from your school things. And, gosh, that was so cool. I have to think about that. Now we're kind of tainted to it. You know, but... Sorry. Nice. Continue.

Can you grow up? No, I can't, dude. I'm doing my best not to do it. He's trying to stay this way, yeah. Yeah. Now we just walk around yours that sits in the garage all the time. You don't even drive the goddamn thing. It's a crime.

Well, it's just more fun to, you know, have the risk of it sitting there and not sure if you're going to come in and what's going to be wrong with it. Piled up and four-wheel, yeah. Anyway, sorry, continue about how you're tainted. Okay. I kind of threw me up I can't stop thinking about days Oh my gosh

Dude I still am though I still love being out in public And seeing a nice car In the wild Like it just gives me so pumped I agree Yeah it's I mean it's cool to see them sitting still But they are meant to be moving

His car Ben It's supposed to drive Well that's why I feel like I sit in some building I guess what's your stand on like I sometimes have a hard time with that Like certain cars I guess should be in museums but I think 99% of cars should be driven at least a little bit you guys seen that

sena that they like helicoptered up into a penthouse and then there's like that f40 or whatever that was on the yacht I know they can take that off but they also had to helicopter that on or maybe cranium yeah yeah I think I look at it is like people spend like a wicked amount of money on art and it's just like a piece of art I agree if you come from that standpoint completely agree Yeah, there's a threshold where it's like you have FU money and then there's the FU money where the money isn't even a thing where it's like you can afford to have. I mean, you have an F40 Ferrari that gets craned into your mega yacht

that you drive around for two weekends out of the year. It's like that's a totally different level of wealth than, all right, well, I have like a cool car that I want to drive really fast. Like that's, I don't know. I think if you have the ability and the means to do so, they should be utilized. But, yeah, there's at some point where it's like, yeah, it is truly a work of art

that should probably be just kept perfectly in a glass box away from people. It's hard, though, bro, because there's guys that have that about, like, their fucking C-5-4-Vas. That's where the line gets blurry. If the UV index is below two, you know, but no rain.

That's the type of person that has, like, the bra on. the front of their car. Exactly. They deserve to get bullied at car meets. Okay. Like somebody needs to go and tell them that that's not okay. Well, it is like that, because I agree, it's not okay.

But at least they're driving it. But yeah, you're right. There's some people with certain cars that aren't even over like 100K, but they're like. Not even price wise, but just like, it just, it just is something that is meant to be used. Yeah. It's just a car. I get it. Like, if there's like a, if you have some crazy or some like very significant sentimental value

behind a vehicle. Then it's like, all right, I want to keep this pristine and I'll only take it out when it's like really special times. But outside of that, like to your example, if somebody just has a C5 Corvette, cool car, drive it. Like, it's a cool car. Make sure you use it. I don't know. That's just. Yeah, take it to dinner. Yeah. Take it to dinner. Take it to lunch. Maybe even breakfast. You never know. He's fired Ben up, dude. He might move it to the other garage stall. He might at least consider taking it to lunch. He's going to hit a deer the next time. Oh, no.

I didn't get that bad juju on him, Ricky Bobby. Bro, so you guys, last night I did something that pump my adrenaline up a little bit. So CFMoto gave us seven of those papios, little 125 motorcycles. They also gave us one big, like, 700 motorcycle. We finally got it, licensed, titled, insured everything as of like this week. So I'm like, I got to ride this thing. dude it's getting freezing look at the weather it's uh at the moment was 43 degrees and was dipping down to about 36 right in the next couple hours and there's a patch of rain coming and i was like

well if i just wait 15 minutes like looking at the radar i'm good took the bike to fargo last night whoa and uh since i waited that little bit for the rain like obviously it got dark that wasn't a huge issue it's got lights but i start i'm like man it's cold why am i so cold right now I got a coat on, winter gloves on, everything. And I'm like, well, I forget when you're snowmobiling, you're not usually going like 70 for the whole time. Then the rain comes. And I'm like, I'm that guy.

I'm like, I can't. And I debated turning back, but you know, I'm already like 20 minutes into the drive. And I was like, about halfway. This is so dumb, dude. And so, yeah, 40 degrees out. And I've always just thought when I see motorcycle, when it's cold, whatever, do your thing.

But it was windy and raining. And I was like, whenever someone gets caught in the rain, I'm just like, what an idiot. Like, how does that enjoyable at all? And then I was just bucking the rain for like, I don't know, 10 miles just pouring and I'm soaked. And then I got, I had to pull over like three times to warm my hands up. And I had to like take a shower right when I got home because my knees were so cold. Oh my gosh.

And just your knees? I mean, like, yeah, my body was fine. Feet were a little wet by my knees since it's like kind of a naked bike. Like my knees were just, just cap in that. Yeah, they were just. Just getting the cold, but it was just funny. I pull in and it was just like, that was, again, it wasn't fun, but it, like, got my blood going. I really liked that bike.

Yeah, it was a ton of fun. So I'm looking forward to, I'll get it back on Sunday. Nice. Man, I have very little desire to ride a motorcycle on the street. You know, Ben, you're just not a rider. I guess I'm not. Although, like, it doesn't sound like that fun. And it still does to me.

It sounds, like, super fun as to why I did it. But just one of our other kind of, like, local buddies, he has. has a FZO7 and he like stock gearing he's not like trying to stunt it or anything but he's like constantly interstate uh stand up wheelies like stand on the seat no break just you know balancing so just just laying long wheelies down he's like yeah dude I love wheeling it's like so fun I can't not wheelie it and he's like literally always wheeling and I'm just like it just doesn't seem worth it you know like this speedy you're going to say that you were going to say you're going to do that I can see you're doing that on no way Mike says a stunt

A stunt bike, I can't believe you don't have a stunt bike. Mike's now on the street bikes, he'll have a touring bike, he'll have a crotch rocket, a Harley, and then a stunt bike, his poppio, and then also a stunt poppio. He'll have six of them. Oh, that sounds like the good life. But yeah, I'm totally into the idea of a stunt bike, but what I'm not into is the idea of these like super fast highway wheelies, like leave the stock sprocket. It just sounds like a death wish. Sounds like cheese greater nation. Dude, you go over backwards at 80 miles per hour.

Yikes. Bad day, man, bad day. It's one skinned up knee. So that's when you, like, you can just tell, like, none of us have, none of us have spent, like, a lot of seat time, like, on a road motorcycle, like, out on the road. Dude, I pulled up on a road, like, I put on so many miles with my dad riding, like, passenger. Dude, we traveled all over the place on that thing. True.

You did do that. I think between that and then, like, trail riding on snowmobile. with him, too, when I was younger. I was just burnt. I'm like a 45-year-old man for the amount of seat time that I have, dude. I think it'd be fun if you were in a place that was maybe a little more fun to ride. But the problem for us is like your dream Sunday ride is like Itasca. You know, great place.

But it's like pretty boring. You know, if you have the Rocky Mountains in your back door or even like... I love that you looked at Justin and said, great place. Because you know Justin loves Itasca. I'm like, what's wrong with Itataka, bro? I love that place. Don't come after Justin's Parks. Speaking of my...

Dude, do you remember, like, going to I task for the first time? I remember being... I was like such a little nerd about it. I was like, this is this tiny little streams, the start of the Mississippi, and we're walking across it? It's crazy. All right, this might be a stupid question.

But if the whole river is flowing, how does it just start from a stream? Like, what? What feeds the stream? Tributaries. Other streams. Other streams. Yeah, but it seems like...

You didn't, like... I don't know. It seems like a lot of water flowing down into the ocean. You never opened his eyes when he was on those motorcycle. No, there's a lot of things I didn't retain in school, but there's like the very basics and like rivers is one of them, how that works. What do you mean? Tributaries.

Wait, are you? Hold on, hold on, hold on. CJ, you explain this to me. I want CJ to explain this to me. I want CJ to... explain this to me it's like a bunch of little little streams that meet and make one big one which then forms and becomes a river but they're not all at the same time no yeah they build okay thank you thank you so what don't you understand about rivers yeah no and i think now you man

like how come they don't like run out of water no i guess what are you what are you what What are you confused about rivers for? I guess now that you say that, yeah, now I think about it a little bit more. Yeah, that makes sense. I don't believe you for a second. It's like, get this off of me. I don't want to talk about rivers anymore.

No, that makes sense. Yeah, that's a good point. Now that you mention it, a bunch of little ones, make a big one. Okay, yeah, sure, okay. You guys have like a fun fact. If someone asks you a fun fact, I always just pull out, I know it's random. I'm just like, I don't know, the Nile River

is the longest river in the world, and it flows north. There's only nine rivers that flow north. Where are you hanging out, Mike, where people are asking for a fun time? I thought there was two, but the red river. Where are you hanging out where they're like, hey, hit us with a fun fact? Just my intellectual friends, my guy. Okay. That makes sense.

Yeah, you clearly haven't met them. That makes sense. You thought there were only two rivers? Yeah, I thought there were only two, but there's more. So, like, I've been steering people wrong for a while. You actually pull that fun fact? So you, your fun fact was just wrong. No, no, my fun fact was at the Nile River.

You know, the fun. Best type of facts, dude. Give me a fun fact. When I was 14 years old, I was offered a million dollars to come be in the marching band. Have you guys seen that? That's a funny ass video. Have you seen that, Justin? Oh, my God.

I got a, it's like the biggest lie ever told. When I think of lies, that's like my. go-to lie now. I've never heard something so outlandish. I ain't go to college, but I turned it down. Oh. Yeah. I turned it down just to do this, just to grind front of the rap. So you had an opportunity to do the

drug thing. Yeah, that's scholarship and everything. Where at? I think it was like in Jacksonville. Yeah, a big band in Jacksonville. It was a big college, though. And they offered me like 15, some shit, like 10 million and so I did. Five meetings, something like that.

Wait, wait. Okay, but not $5 million. They offered you $5 million? Yeah. What fuck are we doing here? Like, what are we doing here? I was so younger, like, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I didn't know what it would. Are you sure they average you $5 million? I turned it down. I was like, having no school with this dick. I was like, I was like so younger, like, like he squintzes out, I was so younger. Like, I didn't know what's going on. I was so younger. Dude, when he cracks a smile and kind of laughs down, turns it down.

I love. He's like, shit, dude. I didn't think he was going to question me on this. I love the interviewers. Fuck we're doing here. Dude, how hard do you have to shred in a marching band to give $5 million? How much money you got to have in your bank account to not know if it was 15 or $5 million? that's what I've always loved about you Ben is like when we're hanging out and some people

someone says something not as outlandish as that or they just say something like kind of like where it doesn't add up you'll just ask them like not even just full interview you're just like okay wait well then how does that work and then we I like get because I would never ask those questions I love it I get to like hear them explain it I'm not saying whatever that person said is a lie like it's just maybe doesn't add up and you're like yeah and then they're sitting there just dead in their tracks like damn I shouldn't have lied Damn it. Yeah.

No, but not even if it's a lie. Just Ben's a good Benter viewer. Guy, can you imagine being paid $15 million to come and play the drums out of college? Well, he wasn't. He was lying. That is probably one of the most wild lies I've seen on social media. That's so funny. I took it down.

I just wanted to grind instead of getting a $15 million bag to play a tamboury. Yeah, you know, I just want to. to be in the mud. Dude, I'll do that for $1,000. I don't need $15 million to bang on a drum and walk down a street with my bros. I'm going to do that. I love that.

I just wanted to grind. I turned it down. I turned it down. But I was like, so younger. So younger, like. I was so younger. Squintzal little. So, Justin, what else you've been up to on, like, a day?

daily basis you know long pause just goes fishing i have a little boat that i've been fishing out of a little bit so i try to fish if you got a what you got a little rod too yeah i got a little rod a little boat gets a little fish pull up his little truck got my wheel truck got my widow boat but yeah i don't know i uh it's a good way to pass the time i really like being outdoors so if i can't hunt then i'll fish but it's like a nice classic male activity yes well what i applaud about you that along the long list of things I like to do, I really like fishing. I mean, I don't do it.

Mike's like, I need to go fishing. He's like checking the radar. All right. It looks like a tornadoes coming in. That sounds more like. I think if I wait 11 minutes, I should be able to beat it. It gets out in the middle of the lake. He's just rolling it.

I love that. How to add adrenaline to your fishing trip. Justin built, he's an electrical engineer. He built like a, what is it a kayak or is it slightly bigger than that? So I have a kayak and I've built a motor controller and then have a trolling motor that I had on hand. Right. So I can zip around the lake on this little kayak. I mean, essentially a trolling motor, but like it's all.

I drive it with my feet so I can fish the whole time. It looks absurd. If you see me on the water, it just looks like I'm some, like, wacko. I probably am. But I just look. What are you wearing just it? Usually, I don't know. Five-piece suit.

All leather. He's wearing like a full-blown night He's wearing like a full-blown night armor He's wearing like a full-bone night armor He's covered in chain mail He's got a gag ball in his mouth Oh my gosh Dude that'd be a really

That'd be a really funny bit Who can wear the weirdest thing while fishing I guess while doing anything I would probably have Big Ranch help me build A Transformer boat costume that I could wear I don't know if I want to say that publicly yet. It's such a good idea. I don't want somebody to steal it.

All right. I agree. I agree. Yeah. That's a really good idea. Yeah, we might have to use your help with that. If you're a professional fisherman and you wouldn't mind helping out a couple of degenerates with a video idea, reach out to our email. Yeah.

There we go. Perfect. I think you might have to preface if they're fishing tournaments because there's a lot of fishermen out there. In Minnesota. at local local local local um Justin you're an electrical engineer you might be able to help us with this idea as well uh making like a remote control four-wheeler like fully remote control like yeah so like you could like drive it from sitting in the truck but like I don't love to like ride anymore but I still want to just feel something yeah is it like you're a little electric four-wheeler

Or is it like a gas quad? Like a full-sized gas. You have a utility quad down there, right? Yeah. Yeah. We could do it with something like that. Then it's just throttle steering. I mean, that's about it.

Do you need to be able to drive it from anywhere in the world or just like... Fuck it. Why not? Well, how much more electrical engineering does that take? To be able to, if you want to turn it on and drive it when you're like on the other side of the planet, just need a cell modem. Dude, I want to send this thing in a shipping container to Africa with all the Hellcats that are stolen and drive that thing out and just have it going rogue. Yeah, we could do that.

Not to be insensitive, but just quoting pop culture and movies, we could make it look like a Godzilla robot and ship it to Asian country. Yeah, that wasn't insensitive. Well, I don't know where the line is anymore. You thought that was a good idea to say? Yeah. I'm like, the logistics of turning it into RC, sure. The logistics of making a freaking four-wheeler look like Godzilla. Let's pitch that one to Big Ranch.

Can we maybe, is it possible to, like, remotely drive? It doesn't have to have a clutch. He's like, what if we just bring it as a robot to Japan and just demolish cities with it? Oh, yeah, it has to be big, too. So that would be, like, definitely a fun project for us to do, uh, regardless. But Ken has been talking that he's kind of hit like a peak in his life where everything that can be automated is automated. So he was looking for your help to start automating other tasks like, you know.

Like wiping his butt. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, he already got a, uh, uh, a day. I was going to go. Um, is it a portable bidet though? You've seen one of those?

It's a bidet. It's in a box. It has not been opened yet. Mm. One time it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't, it's opening the box. It doesn't set itself up. I imagine Ken's life one day being like, he wakes up, opens his eyes, puts his feet down,

like shoes come out from underneath his bed, and then he just stands up on a conveyor belt. And it, like, conveyor's him into the bathroom. And then there's just a shower that pops down as he's on the conveyor belt, sprays him down. Then he just has to turn. And then they start, like, combing his hair. It just has to open his mouth

It brushes his teeth And then at the end of the conveyor belt It goes into his closet Then we're like He's got his robots Hank like hidden away Bro is living in a Pixar movie No he's not that

Technologically advanced He's just lazy It would be so funny Because after all that He'd pull up his phone Set on the couch He'd just like At the end of it

At the end of it's just Oh what a morning It is nice To, uh, we're just having nice fall Saturday. And I was thinking last week, we were mowing the lawn with all those guys together. I feel like it's the ideal male Saturday, you know? Mowing the lawn with a hundred people is an ideal male Saturday. 10 minutes, full 10 acres cut.

If you could drop for just a generic man, what's the ideal Saturday set up? There bikes. I mean, your wife's out of town. Okay, Justin's got one box, check. Wait, what would it be? be another great thing. Maybe going fishing. Yeah. Fish is Justin. Dude, Justin's wife is out of town. He went fishing this morning. He's catching up with the boys.

Had some beers before. We're doing it. That beer for lunch. Check. Oh, man. That's not. I think all you're, that's what all you're missing is like a, uh, some speed, whether it's in a car or if you're running. Craig. Yeah. No, yeah. Dude, all you're missing is just crystal meth. That's all you need. It doesn't do drugs, Mike. Mike, stop trying to corrupt our smart friends. I grew up in a, like, when was...

A hard neighborhood, we know. I grew up my idea Saturday. Crush up some sweet crack rocks. What is speed? What is speed? I don't want to get off topic here. I don't think it is, man. What is it?

Like, I know it's a drug, but... Whenever I... Something harder in there. Just says amphetamine. Oh. Oh. Not good. Not good. I don't know.

I feel like I kind of, I might have checked all the boxes. I woke up, I went fishing, I made coffee, got lunch with the boys, got a lunch beer. Now we're hanging out. Just having mail conversation. Yeah, a bunch of male conversation. I think all you're missing now is just like one task that you definitely either didn't sign up for or didn't plan to do. You know, just something where like some, some guys are having a tough time lifting something into the film. Yeah.

But then it spirals into something. Like now all of a sudden you're buddies and now you're like, over at their place rolling dice and then you win a bunch of money because you just got lucky over and then you're playing pool over at the at the bar and then it's just a great time it all starts just because like you try to be the friendly neighbor you see somebody they're like struggling to move boxes in their house and it's like oh don't worry I'll give you a hand and then come over and then all of a sudden you're 20 grand in debt it's just it down it goes downhill so fast you just got to be careful with these ideal male Saturdays.

You can't go too ideal. You, like, help move the box for the old lady. And then she's like, here, here's my son's baseball card collection that you can have, you know. And then you get it and you get a bunch of money, sell it. That's right. Steels up from an old lady. I haven't seen my son in 10 years. Take his baseball cards.

Fuck. I do feel like an important part of the ideal male Saturday. is getting like a task around the house. That's what I mean. You need it to do. You know, whether you like, oh,

the driveway quick or. Does anybody you get cleaning the garage? And okay, there you go. That's huge. Brother, that's huge. Like,

just going in there and like, I'm going to wipe something down and then maybe move some boxes around. Maybe I'll sweep it out. Maybe I'll even bust out the shop back. Holy cow, man, that just gets my motor running.

Yeah. It's just like stuff that didn't really need to get done. but like you just did it. Okay, any Saturday that involves power tools. That's a good Saturday as well. Drill some holes. Oh, man, Justin, I could make your day, brother. I got to set up a sauna at my house.

Oh, you got one? Yeah. Dang. Like, was infrared or steam? Steam. Oh, shit. Where'd you get it from? Mark.

How much? Don't worry about it. Was it a Mark price? You got it for free. You got it for free? You got one for free? Well, it's the hot tub price with Mark. So drop it down the stairs price.

$3.99, baby. Where are you going to put it in your garage or what? Downstairs, I suppose? Yeah. That's going to be nice. Yeah. I'm really excited about that. You got some ideal mail set up tonight or what?

Maybe. Hopefully, it depends on me. Helping hands I got, maybe. I don't know. Well, Ken will come help. Yeah, my house has been like getting renovated for the past three months, pretty much. And it's finally done. I had breakfast at my house for the first time.

Oh, it's done. Congrats, bro. That's fast. Yeah. I got a couch delivered, two couches delivered yesterday. So I have upstairs and downstairs. Yep. I have a place to sit now.

Talk about it on a deal Friday. Two couches. Unbelievable. Yeah. It's coming together. It's pretty nice. I feel like, I feel domesticated.

I feel like a farrow anymore. Yeah. Right. It's so funny. You've been living in this house for how many months? Just no couches. Four months. Yeah.

You've just cooked your first meal. Yeah. This morning. I didn't have any chairs to sit down. on, no couch. Wow. Barely had a TV. Like, I had no source of entertainment.

I need to get a little violent here for him. Can you just give me like a little elaboration on what barely a TV is? It was small. It was only 75 inches. You have a broken TV or does it mean? It was only 4K. 4K at 30 frames. No, it was just on the ground.

Oh, okay. That is a. Yeah, that's the right way to say. Yeah, barely a TV, yeah. It was on, uh... Dude, have you ever, have you guys heard the thing where it's like, you know, how men will put their, uh, bed on the floor? Among a few other things, maybe you just have one chair in the TV.

But, um, the, the, the girl equivalent, I guess, lately that I've seen on TikTok is that girls will have tiny TVs. Yeah. Which is crazy in this day and age, like... Girls always have a tiny-ass TV. And not always, I shouldn't say like always, but obviously there's the few. And then you're just... Why, isn't that true, though?

Dude, Megan had the smallest TV I've ever seen throughout all of college. It was smaller than my laptop. She had it sat on top of a dresser all the way across. I know, dude. Fucking binoculars watching Netflix. Dude, that's how every girl. Justin goes over the fucking telescopes. Hold on, babe.

What is up with that? They just don't, they have better eyesight or they don't realize they make bigger TVs? I think the eyes are at some point in every man's life, they skip the box spring and put the mattress on the floor, at least for a certain stint. Yeah, I was walking that for a minute. Yeah. And there's nothing wrong with it,

but it definitely is an eyesore, which is like, who cares if it's an eyesore, but I don't think there's anything wrong with, like, the quality of sleep you're getting. Is it an eyesore? I think so, yeah. Like, you walk, ah!

It doesn't cost damage. It's like when you look at somebody well, building. You walk into somebody's physical power. Fuck, man. Why did you tell me? Dude,

can we shut your door, bro? Your bedroom door? Sorry, it's making Mike uncomfortable. Do you have any, like, beer boxes that you flattened out

and, like, stapled the wall yet? Yeah. Why would you do that? Do it. Well, it's Ben's first house. The first time he's lived on his own. Why would you staple beer boxes to a wall?

Okay, fine. Mail him to the wall? Is that what you do? Yeah. And then you put all the bottles that you guys drank up on the top. Yeah, you're working on your bottle collection, right? Yeah.

Okay, I've seen the bottles. I've never seen the boxes. Really? Never seen the boxes? No, clearly I'm uncultured. Yeah.

No, for sure. That's, I mean, the fuck's wrong with me. The bottles are easy. You guys are two podcasts in a row, man. Putting.

Great. Now, I got to go to college. All the frack is coming. Hang out with them. Them and sexy red. There's, dude,

there's nothing wrong with doing that either, but like, I did it and looking back on it, the whole bottle above the kitchen. I mean, hope the trend dies at some point. Or maybe not. Maybe it's just a fun thing to do, but I did it. And then once it was time to take them down, it's like right after I threw all of them away, I'm like, why did I ever put empty bottles up there?

I thought you were going to say, why did I throw this away, man? Moving into the next house, look at this kitchen. God is bare. Why did I save these? I feel like it's just part of maturing as an adult, you know? It's like things you do as a man growing up You've got to put garbage around your house's decoration Throw a kegger in the living room

One thing I still just love is like I'm not going to go overboard with it But mostly in the garage I just love a good flag on the wall You have any flags on the wall Your new house? No, in the garage though Yeah

So Sydney said no flags in the house Damn Mike started stapling it So if you're going to turn this garage Into kind of like your man cave What's every man cave got to have? on the wall, obviously. It's got to have a ladder.

It's got... What are you doing with that ladder, Blake? Just in there in case. Well, actually, I had to take down a bunch of beehives or waspives the other day, so I'll use it for that.

But it should have a fridge. Mine doesn't have a beer. Yeah, it's got to have a beer fridge. I think you actually, this is a tough thing for me. You actually have to justify whether or not you're going to put enough drinks in that fridge

and have enough drinks coming out of that fridge. Otherwise, it's not worth it. It's like that. fridge over there. I'm not even saying... One Celsius in it today. We got many fridges up the wazoo around here. But that's what I'm saying.

I guess what is a fridge cost a month to run? Like a decently efficient fridge. Like maybe $3? Oh, okay. Never mind then. We're spending way more than that on beer. You got like a diesel refrigerator?

What are you worried about the cost of your fridge for? I don't know. I just worried about your fridge being plugged in, Mike? No, I'm just worried about like... In college, I remember that might... Is your refrigerator running? Steve, Mike's roommate, had an extra mini fridge plugged in and it was it was either that Steve was going to make you pay for

the electricity that the mini fridge cost or you were going to make him pay I think it might have been the other way around because I was all about it I'm like dude I want a mini fridge of course I want a mini fridge because that's what it was Steve was trying to get you to pay for the mini fridge no but I think every man cave needs to have a old rolling chair that's just worked yeah I love that it might have been taken out of a dumpster like four years ago yeah I got one of those in my garage use right now but it's mangled because it's just a comfy seat man it's been it's got a lot of seat time on it oh yeah a lot of use over the years and same thing got to have a couch that's completely blown out but when you sit in it you're just like damn this is comfy so it's hard to get out of home

i drive past the garage and it doesn't necessarily have to be a dude usually is in the garage um and they have a tv you can usually they have somewhere to sit and it's a good vibe i am fully jealous i drive by wish i had a tv which i just hung out in my garage like that start hanging on you again, Mike's going to start hanging out his garage when it's 30 degrees in there. I just finally got around to him. He just forgot that he hangs on a gigantic garage every single day.

I didn't know of it. It came to my head as soon as I said that. I'm like, wait. This shit rocks, bro. It's so nice to be alone. I'm such a man. I love hanging out in the shop and you guys know that. So you're right.

I kind of came to mind as soon as I said that. But I have a heater in there. And I think I get so excited about having a heater. garage because grew up never had a heated garage but like probably until like I was 18 I think we finally got a heater in there and having a heated garage to me is just like too like you can just be in here it's not freezing cold yeah like I can just change my headlight and it's like I don't want to kill myself like it's great it's nice it's the little things yeah dude I this is a garage thing some of you guys get it some you won't but uh when you have a snow covered vehicle and you bring it

into your heated garage and you check it the next morning all the snow's gone. There's just that massive puddle of water underneath it. That's so satisfying. It's like, ah. That's seeping into like the walls. Yeah, you see it just slowly going up the dry wall and it's starting to like pop out of those things. Oh, you hop in, your car's warm.

You're like, fuck yeah. Gonna add to that bitch tonight. Do you got to drain in your garage or no? Which is, yeah. Although it had one of those weird, like, it's like a mat. It's like a floor saver and it has like inflated edges and it's like a big black mat I'm like does it does that hold the water and then must yeah must interesting I've never seen one yeah man growing up I never had a

heated garage so anytime I'd like go over to Ryan's house yeah you're just do you can just park your car is warm yours was like the most mind-blowing thing to me I was like this is crazy bro like every day it's like a fresh start like you don't have snow on it the varying levels of heated garages too you know You have people that keep it 50, 55, 60, and then, again, we'd come into years. And, you know, props to Randy, it was fully 70, yeah. Yeah, if you needed, if you were getting cold in the house, you go to the garage. Last night, I was an extra board on my phone.

So, you know, when you, like, scroll through your apps, you know, you start out on Instagram and then you go to maybe Twitter and then maybe, maybe, you know, you, like, go through all your apps, right? and my last case is Facebook. And so I hop on Facebook and I even went through my own personal Facebook so I went over to the C-Boys. Oh my gosh. I was digging deep, dude.

We had recently posted the boat ramp video on Facebook and it's blowing up. It's got like 10 million views over there. And generally, when you think of Facebook, you think of everybody being old and cranky and hating it. But people love the boat ramp video. The stories, it's like a,

community in there people like i used to do this with my you know uncle my drunk uncle would take us to the boat watch yeah we'd stand and watch it is it's the most wholesome community on facebook i actually am surprised at how positive the comments were like love this wish they would have been there to give me some encouragement last weekend like stuff like that like i'm just like that war's my heart yeah i couldn't believe it i figured people would be pissed on facebook that actually gives me a little bit of faith in the facebook community i love facebook i'd say i i'd say i go on Instagram and Facebook equally as much. I might even use

Facebook more than Instagram because it's fun because you can go on like groups and find weird stuff for sale and see that girl that you went to high school with that's pregnant now. I would definitely consider it more fun. It is. You're kind of like, what am I doing that?

You don't really know what you're going to get. And on Instagram you might see the coolest video you've ever seen all day. But like, it's about it. I kind of get sick of Instagram. So there was this one lady back to it. Her name is Cherise. She said, I've been known to have to have to try multiple times while telling the other

people watching. Don't worry. I'll get it right in a minute. She said I would have the encouragement. So I just commented back because I was real bored. I said, best attitude to have. Love it. Thumbs up emoji. Some guy comments Paul comments back. Being a milf always helps. Smiley face. So I go back to Cherise's profile.

It's kind of a milf. I go, nice. I love that. And then what's the other one? Some dudes like someone says so funny love it and then James responds I bet you don't even own a boat and then someone responds to him and says

I bet you nobody would go on yours if you did to which he responds I'm licensed by the U.S. Coast Guard well you just lost your job and then I responded weird flex for the scenario but it's good to see Facebook you know turn in a corner Facebook's coming back man

think how positive Facebook would be if Jake was banned I'm just kidding no he just picks his fights here there We talked about that. Like, he just loves, like, picking fights, verbal keyboard fights on Facebook. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm always curious, like,

what these keyboard warriors are like in real life. Jake. It's just Jake. I think I'd be, like, more stoked if they were, like, Jake. Like, whether you like him or not. Actually, a good person. Like, are these people just fired up? Or do they just think they know more about a scenario?

Like, what is it? You picture somebody who is so. angry online and then you see them in real life and I feel like 90% of the time they're not actually mad normal they're just like trolling yeah or they just don't have the courage to say anything in real life yep you I feel like you can usually tell when somebody's like actually hating and when somebody is like just trolling yeah and I don't know I feel like a lot of those those were mostly fun comments yeah but like you see comments every once in I was like Jesus who hurt you He's like, damn, dude.

It's just, it's always come down to, like, getting a text from someone and not under, like, you truly, you can't get the sarcasm. You can't get the emotion that you get through text. And so you're right. I think a lot of them are just kind of having fun, but like saying their thing. Yeah,

and then it gets taken, like, correct how it was. Called up your ass. See, I texted CJ today and said, are you coming to dinner or no? And then he called me, he's like, hey, man, I'm sorry. Like, I'm on my way. I was like, no, I was just wondering, like, if you were coming or not, you know?

Yeah, exactly. It's hard to tell. Yeah, you can take things the wrong way. Read in the wrong tone. When we were at Haydays, there was like two kids walking by our booth and one of them went overrated. And I popped out and I said, the fuck do you just say? And the kid literally went white and was like, oh, Ben, Ben, what's up, dude? We're such big fans.

It was one of those in person because that happens a lot over comments. Yeah. What did you say then? They literally came up and they were like, can we get a picture? Can we get a picture? I said, no. I was like, I was like, pro. How it should be?

Yeah, I was like, no. I just walked away. Am I a hater for hating haters? Well, you're coming around. Wait, what? I don't think you're a hater for hating haters. No. I don't think you are a hater for hating haters.

Maybe it's one of the only things that you're allowed to be a hater up. I'm working on not being a hater. But, you know, it's like, uh, I don't think I was a big one, but being a hater's definitely not a good thing. Yeah, just being like a constant negative on the internet. There's certain. people or in life i think there's a difference between being a jokester on the internet and then being a hater yeah dude i don't understand the hate of just like going on to be so angry typing something

it's such a funny thing to me because it's like that's not how you want to get your anger you can only type so mad before it just like it's not going to work like that's what it is too you can even you can even have the most perfect like hating response ever and it could be the most detailed and, like, all even 100% true, but it's still just a bunch of words. And then somebody can just literally respond, shut up, nerd. Yeah, exactly.

It's always those that win. On that note, it is time for you. It is time for all of you nerds to shut up. Damn, Mike. Until next week. Until next week. Let's go clean the garage, boys. Yeah.

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