Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ben & Evan CHEATED in Our Last Challenge, How Ben Selected His Groomsman, & Gavin Finding his Wife in Australia

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

In todays episode the boys find out who REALLY won the Cheap vs. Expensive Ice Fishing Challenge!, Evans obsession or hatred of Ryans hair, Kens interesting diet, Kens House Issues, and more. Then Gavin joins the pod and we break down finding his wife in Australia, his path of destruction, Being on a dating show, and the BEST Shred Eighty Crashes   •  Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at square.com/go/wideopen! #squarepod •  Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code CBOYS at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/CBOYS  #Bruntpod connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/CBOYS • Learn a new Language and get up to 60% off  your subscription at Babbel.com/ WIDEOPEN To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

If we did a test count, mine is way higher on yours for sure. Oh, you want a bet. Have we kind of blown up your spot with your love life? In a great way. In a great way, yeah. Have you buffed things out with Dalton? Not until you get the punch in the face. Maybe everyone should just start living at the shop for the next couple months.

That's a fun idea. Were you getting worried that maybe we were cutting you off or something? All right, boys. We're back. No, Mike. I guess I'm the host welcoming you guys this time. Michael will be here in about 30 minutes. Yeah, we'll see about that when he decides to show up.

But we do have a special guest today, boys. Mr. Shred 80. Oh, good. Yeah. What's up, guys? Thanks for having me back on. It's been a while, Gab. We had to let Corn Run cool down, let the dust settle.

I'm just glad it's still up and alive. You've been running a little hard around here. Freaking A man. Well, Cornrod still looks beautiful. It's cold as hell here. Yeah. It is. You're not used to that.

No, not this cold. Traveling to extravagant places too much, I guess, huh? Yeah, so Gab has been gone for what? four months, probably end of October was the last time that we saw you. Five mill party. And since then, Gav has been to how many places? Like, how many different continents won? Oh, just Australia was only different continent.

All right. Okay, so just another continent. Yep, just Australia. But I've been probably 10, 15 other places. Yeah. I've been traveling like a madman. Traveling man. Yeah.

You were just in Australia with Spenny, I saw for 10 days. It was nine or 10 days out in Australia, man. Down under. I feel like you're kind of, you'd probably, fit in really well with the Australians. I actually fit in way too well. The mullet, you're like motorsports. Tattoos, you name it. I mean, pretty much the whole nine yards. I love surf shops. You like good breakfasts and you like beautiful woman. Australia is the place for you. That's true. I saw a video of you at a club. You were macing on a woman and the video I saw

you said, I'm the best three-wheeler rider in the world. And then you proceeded to show her a video of just a compilation of you crashing the three-wheeler. That's been my problem lately. I'm the best three-wheeler rider in the world. You show her just basically your crash compilation. She's like, wow. Like in a good way. What was her reaction there?

How did it? Oh, she loved it. It seemed like that in the video. Her face geeked up and, you know, she ended up hanging out of me for another 45 minutes. And then? Really? Nothing else was like that.

Is that all you needed? Oh, no. Nothing even good happened out of it. We just went and played. The cool part about being out there, slot machines are connected. connected to the bar. So we just went and tapped the button a couple times.

You win? No, nothing. You called me once. Yeah, I was up early in the morning fishing and you were hammered at the casino. Sounds about right. Yeah, two in the morning. They don't close until four in the morning. So we were on some long runs out there.

At the bars, don't close till four? Four in the morning. That's insane, bro. I would hate that. Oh, it was so bad. You'd love it, but you'd hate it. It'd be so bad. Me and Ben got bit by that one time in Florida.

Was that until four? It was at least three or four. I don't know. I think we were expecting to get kicked out. And then we realized it was maybe one of those nights where like maybe the time change is happening. So then you end up getting an extra hour. Oh. Because that'll happen.

That's deadly too. That'll happen. You end up, you know, instead of going home at 2 a.m. It's, I mean, you still are going home at 2 a.m. But it's technically, it's like being there until 3 because you gain an hour due to daylight savings. You know, Gab, I've been talking to Spenny because I was trying to get, you know, just like a constant update on the on the trip as it was happening. Right. Of course.

He filled me in on obviously what was going to. down on the track with you and your new arch nemesis. Oh, he told you about Ian. You have a new one? It's like everywhere this guy goes, he's making friends and enemies. Tell me something about him. Frememones. We're making front of mees.

Ian, he's an OG three-wheeler rider from Australia, about as OG as it gets. But I heard that he showed up to the track and where he started ruffling feathers was he was wearing less clothes than Gab. So Gab brides himself on riding three-wheeler in like very minimal clothes, right? He's got his, like, tank top on, no sleeves. He's never wearing boots or riding boots. Usually he's wearing, like, Lulu Lemon shorts.

Jeans or Lulu Lemon shorts, right? Where this guy showed up, he was wearing sandals, jean shorts that were cut, and then no t-shirt. Yep. That's really paying homage to the 80s. That's back before safety equipment. You don't even know. All he cared about was his helmet.

He's like, as long as I have a good helmet, I'm good to go. And it make you feel like I was kind of being a baby. I mean, yeah, there's no excuses. Why am I wearing a shirt right now? I had jeans on too. I should have just cut the jeans off. You should have. You should have.

You should have. But yeah, I realized he was real deal from that moment on. I was like, all right, he might be somebody, you know, consider.

And then two seconds in, Homeboy crashed. So then he's really coming up for your job. Homeboy crashed and sliced his hand open so bad. Oh, dude, I was like, oh,

that's a gnarly gash. Were you going to go to the hospital? Oh, screw that. I mean, you're here. I'm renting three rulers with you, brother.

That's going to take three, four hours. We're like, all right, you want to do anything for it? Ah, fuck it. Let's let's run it, run it. So then another 20 minutes goes by. He starts riding with his hand just gushing, dude. Just gushing.

Thankfully, one of the guys, you know, he was kind of like a nurse or someone like that and wrapped his hand up in some bandage. He didn't go to the hospital. He didn't, oh, ran it the rest of the day. Yeah. And then we're like, hey, you're going to go to the hospital now after we're done riding? He goes, are you guys drinking tonight? I'm going, probably.

He goes, I'm drinking with you. I'm not going to the book. Yeah, not how is this guy your enemy? He sounds great. He's not. I mean, the only reason Spencer was calling him my enemy is because he did. He did. I'm going to say it straight up.

He out drag race to me. I heard more than that. Oh, she's not actually out riding me, riding me. I wish Spenny was here because I, you know, I feel kind of like a middleman on this one. But Spenny was telling me he was running laps on you. He's not running laps on me. He did stay ahead of me in the trees a little bit, so that's why Spenny might say. Shut up, Evan.

Shut up. But he wasn't doing. anything too crazy. Like I, dude, don't even get me into it, but I still claim that I'm the best three-wheeler rider on the internet. I believe it. I've been claiming that too, Gav. So that's why I'm just, I still think you're the best three-wheel-rider in the world.

Thank you. No, this guy was legit. This guy was legit. Came and partied with us until 3-4 a.m. Oh, dude, he was hanging with the young bucks that night, okay? So, I mean, he was able to keep up with, I can drink a decent amount. And then the next morning, next morning, I text him, how are you doing, brother? He goes, in the hospital right now.

gives me an update two hours later brother I have to go get surgery I will get surgery to get it cleaned out how to go get surgery they held him all the way until that next day so he was there for like a full 24 hours got surgery probably just because he put it off so long yeah exactly

you get infected or something they wanted to clean it out just to make sure it wasn't getting more infected it did have a slight infect you know a little infected and so then I text him two days later you're doing good I lost a little finger at the top my you know a little feeling at the top my fingertips I go Ian and then thankful he regained it over the past week he goes nothing but a scratch he's good to go

but man that's a tough son of a gun right there that's crazy man shred 80 and spenny roll into town you know that's like a holiday huh apparently out in australia they don't see YouTubers bro because i saw i saw videos of you guys pulling up to the local track or whatever and it looked like a full-on meetup oh everybody was just waiting yeah that was honestly kind of our fault for telling everyone we were going to be there so it made it a little bit harder yeah yeah and i you know I like whatever. Let's run it. We'll say what's up to everybody. But yeah, we did have people constantly trying to say what's up the whole time in the

middle of filming. So it's still awesome being able to meet everybody. So it worked out. So back to the girls. Yeah. How were things going down there other than that one girl in particular that you were showing the crash real too? Fumbled the bag on her.

I got her Instagram. She's very beautiful. Very, very beautiful. Fumbled the bag there. And then, you know, just had a great night. You know, I wasn't really chasing anything. I'm just chasing a fun time at this point. I saw there's a few nights of you.

talking to some girls, but... Dude, I fell in love probably three or four times out there. Really? Oh, just so cool. Their accents get you every time. Look at her face. She loved it. She loved it, guys.

Oh, my God. I'm pretty sure that is my wife. Honestly, it is. How about this? Another one. This one's ridiculous, huh guys? Haven't you ever seen something like that? I see that all the time with you, Gab.

Oh, thank you, brother. Thank you. Yeah. Oh, there's rent. Red 80. Red 80. Red 80. Don't put sunscreen on.

You got to wear sunscreen out there. I swear. You're a lot closer to the sun somehow. You said you liked going to the surf shops? Surf shops all over the place. Did you surf? I surf a decent amount. I'm not that good.

I fat man surf. I don't like sitting on the board. I'll just go on a fat man surfing because I'll just stand there until a wave my side just comes right to me. And I'll paddle in and catch a couple. I'm not that great. Yeah. Don't even ask any more questions. I've gone ocean surfing one time.

I'm going to get super sunburnt and that's all I remember from it. That's about it. Well, Ben hates the ocean. Dude. I also hate the ocean, yeah. I love the ocean, but I hate there. I'm just too fat for it. Did you see any sharks?

No, and apparently there was within two days up there. There was four shark attacks. What? Just south of Sydney. Yeah. Oh, so it's super dangerous up there. Like, you don't want to play around with them.

Thankfully, you know, we were still going in the water every day. They have shark nets around the beach that we were at, so we felt a little bit safer. Shark nets? Shark nets. So the sharks can't come through them. What? Oh, no. They're pissed off.

off up there for some reason. All these bull sharks. Sharks are generally mad, I think. Yeah, but even more mad than they are in California. Really? I mean, with that many shark attacks, it's pretty gnarly. We did see some dolphins. And then my favorite part was seeing koalas.

Oh, yeah. Dude, you should have boxed the kangaroo. Yeah, why didn't you? It wouldn't let me. The ones that we found were so nice. Who is they? The Australian government probably wouldn't be that happy. Is that like their point going back?

Is that their bald eagle? I don't know. It's on a couple dollar bills, though. So I'm sure there's a kangaroo on dollar bills. There's a kangaroo on dollar bills. Kangaroo is a pretty cool. Like what is a kangaroo almost like a different mutation of a deer? It's like their deer.

It's like a, yeah, it's just like a deer and a rabbit almost. Well, how would you consider it? It's a marsupial. Well, what's that mean? What was it like a monkey or? I guess like the head kind of looks dearest. Yeah. They're the weirdest things.

And they've got kind of dearest fur to. A group of them is called a mob. Bro, a mob of kangaroos coming and just beat you up. That would suck. I'd be scared. Do kangaroos ever kill anyone down in Australia? I'm sure. Maybe happens every once in a while.

It's probably just like a deer. I know that the bigger ones do actually get buffed and pissed off, though. Yeah, they get super buff. It's when large males feel threatened. They have killed humans, although it is rare. In 2022, a 77-year-old man was killed, but that was the first time since 1936. Oh, wow.

So never. What was the context? He's probably a one-punch knockout. I mean, we got to assume that. Yeah, we got to assume the age was into it. I got to laugh at the scenario, but everyone I think of in my head is just ridiculous. It's like kangaroo jack, dude. Just like attack by a kangaroo, it's like so ridiculous to wrap your head around.

I could see it happening to Gavin. I would. I'd be able to run that thing, I think. I think I'd be a public fight. Well, we know you got an iron chin, so they wouldn't be knocking you out. Because they throw punches, don't they? And like leg kicks mostly. Stuff like that.

Yeah, they can stand on their back hell. They do the leg kick. They do the leg kick. Okay. Oh, so kangaroo boxing, like, was a thing. This guy, this guy comes up. Mean mugging. Yeah, they do the kick thing.

Look, they stand on their tails. They stand on their tails. It's kind of like they're standing on it. They're, like, supporting themselves. You couldn't find, like, an underground kangaroo boxing ring or? I'm sure that's a thing somewhere. I'm sure. I wish we would have.

If we go to Australia and you go back to Australia with us, would you box a kangaroo? 100%. If we can line it up, yeah, I'm boxing a kangaroo. Bare knuckle or gloves? Gloves. Preferably. Head gear, no headgear. I could run no headgear.

I think it might be animal abuse. I honestly think it might be animal abuse. That's the problem with it. That's the problem with it. Unless you just mind your own business and it came out after you, I don't think you can just start boxing it. Unless we get the kangaroo in Asia and it's making a lot of money, then maybe it's justified.

But sign them to like Floyd Mayweather's team. The money team. Speaking of which, did you guys see that Floyd Mayweather and Mike Tyson are boxing in an exhibition? What the hell is that about? I'm definitely going to watch it if that happens. Yeah, who isn't? That's going to be crazy. Or is it far out?

I actually don't know that, but I just saw it was announced the other day. Gosh, it just seems like Floyd's still pretty damn a lot faster than Mike probably will be. April 2026. That's very soon. Are they even training? Or Mike is a month and a half. Hold on. What did you say?

It's April 2026. It's in like two months. That's actually confirmed. Two of greatest boxing's greatest fighters have tentative. agreed on an exhibition match going head to head in April 2026. Should we go? That would be lit. Those matches are always fun to watch, but it seems like they're not actually

fighting. Fighting as if it was a regular match when it's like those exhibitions, you know? Well, it's in it for the bag, but of course. Yeah, like they're still making it entertaining and I still enjoy it, but it doesn't seem like they're trying to knock the other guy's head off as if it was a normal fight. It's in the Dominican Republic of the Congo. I don't know if I really want to go, honestly.

Yeah, not anymore. I have nothing against that place. I know nothing about it. I just probably easier to watch it on the TV. Yeah. Sounds a little more fun to run like a baguess, but. And now we got Ben's bachelor party, my bachelor party. Yep.

Ben asked everyone to be in his wedding this morning in debatable, the best slash worst way. I'm saying the way, the only way that Ben knows how with a prank. It was so funny, dude. I had no idea. It was so fun. I thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing. It was just exciting and fun. I'm very happy to hear that you think that season.

I thought it was great. It was really fun. He's crying because he's not invited. I thought I just got invited. Yeah, he just got invited. Oh, you're in? I just didn't know. He's in.

I will admit, when I pitched this idea to my fiancee, it was met with quite a bit of resistance. That's inevitable. It's not the traditional route of like, you know, give him a gift and ask him in a nice, It's like the polar opposite. You didn't want to buy me a samurai source?

It's the polar opposite, especially after CJ just gave me the knife or gave all of us the knives, right? And it would have been a little bit better. I was like, I've been pushing this back for a couple of weeks now. And I was like, oh, now I'm a real big douche. Because I went home and I told Greta, I was like, guess what? CJ just asked us to be in the wedding. And it was super nice the way that he did it.

And she was like, are you still going to do it the way that I had told her? and I was like, I think I got a. It's just too funny. Ben. Like once it was in my head, I couldn't get it out. That was so fun. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Good.

I'm glad that you did. Should I fill in the viewer? It might be two weeks out before this bit gets aired. So basically, Ben had it already set up where there was a box inside the shop and there's a cover over it and there's curtains around everything. And he brought us in one by one and then explained to us, there's a piece of paper in this box. you need to reach in. You can't see it, obviously,

and grab that piece of paper and it'll have your next clue as to what we're doing. With your hands on both sides of the box. It's very clear there's something alive in the box and you can't see into it, but on his side where the camera is, there's glass. So you're basically reaching in and it is so nerve-wracking.

Like, seriously, so nerve-wracking. Because, like, I said it on camera and I don't know if it'll make the cut, but I go, usually I'm kind of involved in something like this, and Ben's pitching really, really crazy ideas. Like, okay, so we're going to have like a venomous snake in there. And then this is when I would come in. I'd be like the whole idea, but maybe we don't do the venomous snake

because that might be just a little too far. But now I'm not a part of that. So I'm looking around like, nobody to check me. There's maybe this could actually have some bad consequences. So I'm reaching in this thing. There's something moving around. It was so nerve-wracking. and I end up getting the paper. Mine was full of cockroaches. So the cockroaches jump around

everywhere. I thought it was a mouse. I thought there was mice in there and a snake as well. That's what it just for some reason. That's what I felt like it was. But so then he goes and he gets Ryan and then Ryan had chinchillas in there. It would just swap out every time. It would swap out every time, but I didn't know what was in it until the thing would come off. So it was super fun for me. And then the third one was Mike and he had a tortoise. So it was a turtle. Very fitting. Yep.

Very fitting. And then the fourth one was Justin. And he had basically like fake snakes and then like these like worms like night crawlers. And he was such a psychopath. Yeah, he just reached in. He just put his hands in and was just feeling around and like shuffling them all around. I have a hot take. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?

It's not even a hot take. You want to know what he told me after he's like, yeah, dude. I thought it was going to be like a bowl of ketchup or something in there. That's why he went in so. I go a bowl of ketchup. Everyone else was like expecting the worst thing. And Justin just assumed it was like a bowl of ketchup apparently. Like something in terms of that.

So that's why he went in so confident and just turned it. It's because he hasn't. He's never been, he hasn't been fucked with so hard. Yeah. And he just doesn't know to what extent something might go down. And then Ken's was debatably the funniest. And he had pretty large rats in his.

And Ken absolutely destroyed the box. Well, I was just reaching around. You were freaking out. You can hardly call it. I hate rodents. I absolutely fucking hate rodents. What do you like, Ken? You hate cinnamon.

It does hate cinnamon. Those chinchillas, those would have been nice. But you wouldn't have liked them if you didn't know what they were. And then they would have been like, oh, it's soft and cuddly. No, this would have been Ken. This would have been Ken when he found out that they were chinchillas. Oh, God. Yeah, dude, you were like, I was worried you were going to hurt something.

Like one of the animals, like the exotic pets guy was in the other room. I'm like, dude, you can't hurt there. want to like get bit or something by these little rodents running around this box and I didn't want to like have one of them escape. So I was just like, okay, I got to get it. You were trying like, you were jumping back and they were starting to crawl out. We were like pushing them back in. I got to feel all over this thing, try and figure out where this paper is at. And I was nowhere near that paper. But and then Ken proceeds to pull the invite out. And it just says like all of them would say like, Ken, will you be my groomsman? And then it was a photo of us for me and CJ and me and Ryan.

and me and Mike, right? But for Ken's, which is insane, because I had hundreds of photos of me and Ken. That's what I said. You guys have so many photos together. It'd be kind of funny if I just had a picture of Greta and Ken because if it's me asking Ken, he's more likely to say no, right?

But I was like, oh, if I get Greta in the mix, like, oh, Greta really wants you part of the wedding too, Ken. You know, he's got a soft spot for the girlfriends. So he would have been more likely to say that. So I put Greta and Ken, a picture of Greta and Ken on the invite and Ken pulls it out and he goes, he reads it and goes, oh, thanks, Siege.

Yeah, of course I will. And he looks at CJ. And CJ is just like, goes blank like, what the fuck? So context, context. Last week, CJ asked us to be groomsman,

but he initially asked me to be the flower boy. And then so I was like, okay, we're doing like a little, like one up little video addition to, but in your samurai sword, in your samurai sword, there was a groomsman invite.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was like, okay, Now we're doing a little video side of it, not just the podcast. It's a little video thing. I don't know what they were doing with the video footage, but anyways. It was funny, though, Ken. It definitely got us going after that.

To be fair, the invite did look similar to mine, so I could see how you would think that. Yeah, I see it, but it's very confusing why Greta would have been on that. I honestly didn't even look. I didn't even look at the picture that closely. I didn't even read it. It's black and white. She's blonde.

I mean, they do kind of look alike. They're both girls. Yeah. Yeah. And then Gavin actually wasn't even supposed to be part of it. Like, Gab, you were an afterthought of it because we had this box and everyone thought it was really funny. And then we had the exotic animal guy downstairs.

Yep. And we were like, oh, my gosh, Shred 80s just pulling into town. Because he had this six foot long boa snake. And CJ's psychopath. He's playing with it. Ryan's playing with it. I'm like, the fuck's wrong with you guys. But somebody was like, we should mess with Shreux.

shred 80 when he gets here. Of course. Who said that? Somebody. I don't know. Who should have been anyone? It could have been anyone. And I was like, should we put the snake in there?

Because this guy, the exotic pets guy was like, this snake will not bite. Like, it'll be just fine, right? Yeah. And like, should we put the snake in there for shred 80? Because I thought that was too far to do to anyone else. Okay. So let's do it to shreds. I was like, this is too savage.

Let's do with the shreds. But then, but then after I saw like the other guys like playing with it, I was like, okay, well, nothing. bad's going to happen here. Okay. So we don't want to do it. No, knowing that it's not going to like fucking bite. No, of course.

And then the guy goes, when's you going to be here? And we're like, I don't know, 2.30. And he's like, oh, I got to leave by then. So we're like, all right, we got to go back to the drawing board. Well, let's do the polar opposite then of a scary reptile or a scary animal. Which was beautiful, actually. It was good. That was clever.

I'll give it to you on that one. Oh, it makes me so mad. though I thought there was something that fit my finger. So we had teddy bears in the thing with flowers. The only thing that was bad was under the flowers there was mouse trapped. But it was absolutely hilarious because Gavin's going in and there's these like cute teddy bears. And he just slightly grazes when he's like, oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, jumps back, does it one more time.

And then you kind of look through the hole and saw it was teddy bears and then it just was over. But it would have been amazing if you would have not seen that and kept going. Gosh, damn it though. It actually got me pretty good. I hate mousetraps too. If there's one thing I hate on this planet, it's freaking mousetraps. I thought it was shovels.

Oh, fuck you. Because Gavin didn't want to dig that three-wheeler out. Boy, I ought to dig that three-wheeler out. I just didn't know which hole it was, and it led to frustration, and then I was even more pissed. Do what I have to? Oh, God. You know I would have, but, man.

Piss me the hell off. You've been right. riding that three-wheeler gap? No, it's still here. How could he be riding it, Ryan? I don't know. I just wondered if he's been using his gift. No, I want to.

I definitely want to use it, but I think it probably belongs to stay up here and then that's kind of just my track three-wheeler whenever I'm here. To be fair, I don't know. Yeah, if you bring that to Colorado, you might hurt yourself. I mean, yeah, either hurt myself,

hurt the three-wheeler. Keep it around here. Just leave it here where it's had the good ju-ju. It's lived a hell of a life up here too. Like, I remember watching that video from when you guys made it and the fact that it's mine now the dream come true Ben you think you can go back to having a mullet for the summer and then get rid of it by the in time for the wedding you should i i love this mollet era ben was so fun i'm getting close to it i think it's

long enough i think wait why you shaking your head should we go get the clippers i just think back to so many decisions i made when i had a yeah a lot of bad decisions that were awesome decisions yeah if you rip the mullet i'll give gavin his honda tattoo. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I mean, yeah, I'd rip a mullet. I need a haircut anyway.

Do you think that when you're running a mullet, it just automatically comes with bad decision making post-mullet? I think so. Like, during that time. It's, yeah. Definitely adds fuel to the flame. It's your wings, baby.

It's your wings. It lets you really fly. Post-mullet clarity. Something about it. That's good. Yeah, there's something about a mullet. All those Aussie dudes, too, they're running the mullets.

It says something. It just makes it. statement like I'm here and I'm you know I'm here to party would you ever go back ev the mullet you got was such a hack job like do you think that you would ever do you think we could get someone who knew how to cut a mullet and then you would you would run a mullet again i don't know i just i don't know perhaps spenny and i're going to do the biggest like mullet guy just really spenny and evan can make bad decisions without having a mullet he doesn't need a mullet to be dumb the mullet would give him too much power ryan evan could say maybe you

should run a mullet. He, uh... Yeah, I've been wondering about that with the whole fishing video deal. You, you said something about my hair, dude, you were in my head. I was like, I was like gonna lead the fish house and go shave it off. I was like, what could he be saying about me? And what did I say? You said, how's your hair looking?

That's all I said. I said to CJ, how is Ryan's hair looking? That's all I said. And then the camera turned on, you go, oh, yeah, and then burst out laughing. Well, I showed his hair, yeah. When someone looks at you and bursts out laughing, it's never good. Yeah, sometimes it is. It happens to me all the time.

But what got me about it is I, maybe this is going to open a whole other can of worms. I feel like I know most of the times or the things I get made fun of about. But that one was new. So I was like, how many other things are, am I getting made fun of? No,

it wasn't like making fun of it. It's just like it's longer. So you actually have to like do something. I know. It just looks fucking ridiculous. I feel like all you have to say is like nice hair, Ryan. And you're so conscious that it's like a joke, but it's not a joke.

joke like but either way yeah just you do have a nice head of hair right you do have a nice head of hair there's no doubt about that when spennie and i go to florida this year when we all go to florida and then spennie's here hopefully we're gonna get cornrows that's why i'm growing it out we're gonna get cornrowed i thought you're gonna say like a mullet or something beets yeah yeah with beads in it and stuff like that maybe i should do the dreadlocks be pretty sick yeah yeah the dreadlocks or wait you mean like well no you say cornrose yeah or isn't that what it is Cornrose is like braided tight to your skull. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, dreadlocks are like dreadlocks are nasty, dude. How much? Dreadlocks take time, man. You can't wash those either. It takes dedication to the film. They got to use dry shampoo, but you can back comb a lot.

Like I did it one time before. Really? And it took two, there were two people working on it like, and it took like five hours, four hours. To give you dreadlocks? Yeah. They would basically kind of like braid it and then put a rubber band on it to hold it. And then just back combed it like. so hard.

So it was just like tugging on my hair. My head back combed it. Basically just take a comb and like rough it up. I thought it was just like you, it's like when you braid it and then you just let it essentially dry out or something. I didn't know any. Yeah, the natural way.

Yeah. And I was like the quick process, like how quick can I just have dreadlocks? And then after like a day or two, I could take the rubber bands out and they just like stayed. I saw this TikTok of a lady. She was at like a hair salon. It actually was more like a plastic surgery place. And she, like, didn't take care of her hair.

And it was all matted and, like, fucking gross. And obviously, it didn't look like she took much care of herself at all. But regardless, it was her second time doing it, actually. But she went in and otherwise it would hurt because you have to, like, pull on it. It's like a dog. Yeah, that's why they won't do it. Like, if Daisy gets mad at the dog lady to shave her,

because it's like, it's inhumane to start yanking on their hair. Anyway, they sedated her to do it. She went in and got sedated to get her hair cleaned. out. I was like, that's pretty fucked up. Imagine not taking care of yourself and having to be sedated to get a haircut. I think Evan wants to do something with your hair, Ryan. Don't start saying it, Ryan. You have beautiful hair. Don't let them. No, no, no. This is, this is, uh, one might even call it a compliment.

If you, if you want to take it that way. It's like a perfect mustache right on the top. Like, he wants to play with it. I got the shivers and nodded a good way. I do not want to run my fingers. Yeah. That's exactly. what you want to do.

I love it, but I don't want to touch it. Now it's in front of you. Now it's in front of you, you don't want to. It was just on your guys little. Because you sure wanted to last week. Now that you're away from your little getaway, you're second guessing your, your thoughts. The only person from that getaway you should be concerned about is sitting right here. Don't put this on to me. In what way should we be concerned.

I don't think we can go down this rabbit hole. So you don't want it. No, I don't want to run my fingers through his hair. Do you want to run your fingers through my hair? No. I'm not the one saying it, though. I never said that. You can't just say something.

Is there video proof of this, Dalton? We're all pretty loopy at that point. Okay, you know what? Maybe I did. Off the carbon dioxide. You just want to run your hand through another man's hair. I really don't think I said it, but I also, that little van was getting weird. He wouldn't shut up talking about it for like 15 minutes after we hang up the phone.

That's all I know. Ryan, you do have a nice hat of hair, man. Don't let them get to you. Thanks, guys. I was actually pretty nervous. I was, that was maybe the most rattled. I'm pretty conditioned. But I don't know.

Something about that did strike a wrong chord with me. Oh, geez. You do have a lot of options as far as like hairstyles too. You can run. I could switch it up a little more. I mean, you could run this for a little bit, do your braids or whatever you guys were planning. Then you could shave the sides and do a mullet. You with a mullet would fuck.

That would be. I think I remember how this came up now. It was because we thought we got such an early start and we're like, well, Mike is going to be late, he's got to take the ice cream out of the freezer. CJ's flicking his knife. Ryan, he's doing his hair. And I think, and I think I, something like that. I think that's how it.

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We were on the ice before you guys even got out of bed. We were on the ice at like 7.30. How early were you guys out there? Dude, Ken had already eaten half a box of uncrustables by 730. Did it pay off? Yeah. It almost did. The fact that you guys spent 12 hours in the truck just to catch only, what, four inch bigger fish in us?

Yeah. Pretty wild. Yeah. I heard something. What did you hear? I heard something. Uh-oh. They didn't even catch the fish.

What? The guide did. That doesn't count. That's what I said. Well, it's a little late for that. We already did the 10-minute cold punch, huh? When I figured it out was when we were getting out of the water. I can't believe you guys didn't ask.

Yeah, you could have. I don't know. You see what? I'm sure there's words out there. You guys didn't catch. What was your biggest fish that you two caught? 19 inches. Wow.

So we did win. I think it was only 18. I'm taking that fucking trophy. We are going to have to run this coal punch back then I think. Yeah, you guys could hop in. Oh, there wasn't. No. There was no trophy.

Well, there's going to be one. We'll settle this with round two. We'll do it again. We've almost figured out after all these competitions that it's not necessarily about what you win. It's about what you win. you don't have to do. Yeah. After like the Super Bowl bet,

just with watching Evan run around to the house and his little, what do you call those things? Leotards? Just go with Borat suit. Borat suit. And then the cold plunge, all that.

But yeah, I don't know. I think that's just the answer. That wasn't that much of a punishment, though. Yeah, it really wasn't, but it was funny. To everyone else.

You know, in terms of video, it was just a great thing. That was good. That's fun. Yeah. Some people would. I thought I was going to die in that cold plunge. I was shivering so hard.

Ken did. Ken was. kind of losing his mind, bro. He also created the hottest dance moves. I know. I saw some kids already doing it on TikTok. It was trending. They're like, I'm Big Kenning.

And they're like, that's what they're doing. I'm Big Kenning. Do the Big Ken. There's already a rap song about it. I'm just looking forward to the, to the Fortnite, like, emoet or whatever it's called.

Can you imagine getting snipe and then seeing the guy Kenning across? Holy smokes. I hope no one fucking clips that shit. Now it's already going to happen, but me fucking doing that. The mic is Big Kenning. Big Kenning. Yeah, Ryan, we could write a rap song to that, whip something up.

So that way there's a trending song, audio for Big Ken's dance. Would be a way to maximize profits. Probably put us on the top 100. How do we monetize Fortnite dances? How do you need? I think they just pay you. I'm pretty sure Fortnite's got monetization down. Can we copyright that before the video comes out?

I think they would just come to you and be like, hey, we want to put Big Ken sitting in some cold water and having him freaking out as a Fortnite dance. Take a dollar for every time it gets used then. Can you imagine how Rich Ken would be if he got that deal? He struck that deal. At least the dollar. Yeah, I'd imagine.

So do people still play Fortnite? Like, is Fortnite still as big as... Fortnite's popping, man. Dude, I think the South Park season, I don't know these numbers. The Simpsons season was the best. I swear so many people like my friends were like, got back into Fortnite. because of the Simpsons, and then the Simpsons ended, and everyone's like, eh.

Yeah, the Simpsons season was when I started playing. Just because it was Simpsons, that's when I was interested, got hooked. Don't play nearly as much anymore, but there's seasons, and it's like whatever. And they change the map, and they change characters and stuff like that. Like, what kind of characters, though? Well, I shouldn't say they changed them. They add characters in. So when it was the Simpsons Seasons, you could then unlock the characters,

Simpsons characters, or if you didn't want to take the time to level up, you could just buy them. But does the map change? The map changes completely. And it's the Simpsons world. So it was like the town of Springfield where the Simpsons takes place. This is actually pretty interesting. There's currently 1.1 million players live right now. The 24-hour peak is 1.3.

But the all-time peak was 15 months ago with 14.3 million players at once. And what season was that? It would have been November 20. I wonder if that's a kind of a hard graph. So, yeah, I mean, it must have been when they launched. It could have been one of those events. Like they did the Travis Scott one a few years ago. And I know a lot of people do that.

They've definitely got it down. I mean, just looking back when I used to play video games a lot, it was like you release the game and that game runs for a year. And then they, you know, for Call of Duty or whatever, they release another one. Now it's like they're just using the same game and then just changing stuff. It's pretty smart, you know. They do it with Grand The Auto and all that.

I most prefer it too because you get so used to the game. You just want like fresh features, something to change it up. Yeah, it's pretty smart. It's really smart. Ken, do you play video games? You know, I haven't turned my Xbox on in a long time. I've turned my Xbox on just so we could play it in the Fish House, and it took a few hours for that thing to update, so it would work.

Didn't you just buy a new Xbox? I did. I did, just buy a new one. For what? My new house. but you have what's wrong with you can put the old Xbox in a new house the old one's like four or five years old now but it's the same thing I don't know it's just got a new one I don't know I think we're finding out why Ken's house bill is getting more expensive how's your house going

bro how is your house going bro because I thought you would be living in there by now and I would be living in the gas room you know maybe Ryan would show up and we have a fucking TikTok house like what is going on you're not even living there I'm still living at my parents because my house is all torn apart. Ryan's still living in his dad's because his house is all torn apart. So you're living in this fish house. When are you going to move in there and when can we come in and form this collective a powerhouse for TikTok?

So I ordered carpet for the bedrooms upstairs in probably December. And it was supposed to be like a beigey top color. And it showed up straight up blue. Oh, fuck. Sounds nice. So they're like, okay, we got to get new carpet on order. And it's just. Every two weeks.

Okay, it's supposed to be on this truck. It's not on that truck. It's supposed to be on the truck in two weeks. Not on that truck. So just carpet is your only hold up. So just carpet. Bro, I'll run to Menards.

We'll have that shit stapled down by sundown. That's true. We could go and just wrap the carpet I picked out, though. It's like, I want the carpet I picked out. Give me nine beers and turn the lights off. You're good to go. Yeah.

I think if everyone's, you know, living all over, maybe everyone should just start living at the shop for the next couple months. That's a fun idea. Ooh. See what Evan than I do at midnight. Oh, my God.

Well, to be fair, the girls have already seen, I suppose there's not much left to be seen on Evan. Left up to the imagination there. So that is fair. But I think the shop, although we have a fantastic cleaning lady, is a little too dirty due to some of the activities that go on here. For the women to want to live here, they just would not want to. They could clean it.

You'd be like spilling your Cheetos as, Alex is vacuuming over like like you should vacuum here you'd go over there and like start eating chitos probably drop it like then walk on top and crunch more Gavin already fucking exploded a bag of cheese it's in the back of my wrap her heart dropped a chito I would pick it up and eat it I think Alex could make it 24 hours and then she would lose her mind with how much stuff just gets left everywhere she's a clean freak remember how our old shop had carpet in the bathroom yeah so disgusting that's so crazy. Remember how the old shop, our very first shop? The upstairs was like really short so you had to like crouch to like walk around. Like I'm talking like probably what four feet tall? Five. Maybe five.

Sounds perfect. Very short. But you'd have to like crouch and uh we had like all of these mattresses just kind of laying around up there. And then like a couch I had like a pull out and like we would all sleep up there all the time. Like I mean I'd live there for like a week on end at some points. It's wild it was fun it was a lot fun we could do that again but i just don't know if that's the move have mattresses just laying around just random matches it'd be pretty but uh anyways back to the cheezits that were exploded in my car uh we had recently picked up another TRX for a video we have coming up you were calling him a T-Rx uh well he no he's more of a bowl in a china shop but uh we helped ourselves to the dealership snacks after purchasing the vehicle

because we figured, well, we deserve these. So we really took a good loot. Anyway, someone threw a bunch of them in my back of my truck. And Gavin goes to hop in. Instead of just shifting the bag of cheese, it's over, he just sits down like a hydraulic press on this thing. And the bag explodes. So then they crunched up Cheetos explodes everywhere.

And then he goes, oh, Ryan's driving alone. I'll ride with him. And then he hops out. And he just exploded that bag of Cheetos. I look back. Oh, shit. But I'm not even mad. I'm not mad at all because, like, I don't know.

I just feel like that's what comes. That's what comes with hanging out with you, Gav. And that's expected. And that's my burden to bear. I really appreciate that. And that is just kind of being a part of my friend. Exactly. Stuff is going to get broken and messed up, but we're going to have fun doing it.

But it, I love you so much that I'm going to let that happen. And I like hanging with you. Thank you. I really appreciate that. I'm just so glad to have you back, Gab. I haven't seen you in a long time. Last time I saw he was, what, December? Vegas, yeah.

Yeah, so. Way too long. I've been missing you guys. It gets lonely up in Colorado sometimes when I'm there for, you know, five days alone. Were you getting worried that maybe we were cutting you off or something? No, not really. I still talk to Ben every other. Shit, I didn't think about that.

Did you ever finish that Lego set? Freak that Lego set. I don't even want to think about that Lego. What's your deal with Legos? You don't like that thing? I don't have the patience for that. It's like the same thing. I don't have the patience for video games.

I want to be on a three-wheeler. I want to be doing some shit. Like, I'm bad, dude. Like, I've come to a realization that I love stuff with a throttle. Like anything with the motor, I have a problem. I just want to go and do donuts all the time. I just want to go and fucking rev something up. Extremely bad, like, 24-7 almost.

Yeah, that's not a bad problem to have. You kind of shifted the blame over, but what is your actual problem with shovel? I don't have a problem with shovels whatsoever. I have a problem with not knowing where I'm trying to dig and what I'm digging for. Actually, I knew what I was digging for, but I didn't know where I was supposed to dig. That was the only part that irked me.

We did kind of leave on bad terms there. Did we? I haven't seen you since. I guess. Well, don't freaking A. Freakian. Well, let me rephrase that. I wasn't on bad terms with you,

but have you buffed things out with Dalton? Not until he gets a punch in the face. Come on, Dalton. Get my free of your way. I heard you say that in the last week's video, too, and you were talking, Mike made fun of me saying, comments or whatever, and then you go, hug, oh, I just wanted to punch you.

No, no, that was a total mic thing. That was a total. Punch to the screen. Yeah, there's punches TV. You got to get socked in the face one day, and you'll never talk shit again. Wait, hang on, hang on. I'm just confused.

How come it's not fine when I do it, but it's fine when Evan does it? Because that's unc right there. Uncle can stay stuff to me and stuff. I mean, he's fucking 33 now. You're 19 running around. And I'm not. Yeah, you aren't.

How old are you? What does age have to do with anything again? And I'm not that age either. I love you guys, but I'm not going to agree with. I have that. I have that big brother type relationship. With Evan, that's where the age comes in.

You don't like it. You don't like it when Dalton comes in and starts disrespecting. Thank you. That's because you've maybe been here before him. Correct. And I just don't have their relationship with him. You know, Evan has the right to pick on me. With bullshit.

Would you say that you guys? We fucking hang out more than him. Not thought true. That's true. No, this is not true. I'm putting way more shifts at the bar with Evan than you and I ever will. Ever will. He's not even cold enough to go.

Did this start when he chased you down on the dirt bike? Oh, that started a whole flight. Oh, that was a big reason. I was already nabbing at me before, but when I looked at him in the eyes and I said, You weren't looking at his eyes. You know, it's funny? You know what's funny is you're not the victim here. Okay.

So don't play the victim. You're a grown-ass man. Don't play the victim. I thought you were talking to someone. else. No, I'm talking to you. He's like, oh, he's so mean to me. He's still mean to me.

He's still mean. There's no way he's talking to me right now. What are you talking to? And who was the naked person that was chasing Gavin Dalton? Okay. Me and Spenny both were. Hold on. Hold on now.

So who in that situation would you consider the victim? And who would you consider the aggressor? Honestly, in that whole scenario, no one was the victim because we're all having fun time. And all of a sudden, bang. Snaps. Goes crazy. Everyone was having a good time. You didn't see crazy.

And then that killed the vibe. You're good. I'm glad I killed the vibe. Well, we have actually told this story on the podcast a while ago, but essentially Dalton was riding his dirt bike naked, chasing Gavin around while Gavin was on his three-wheeler. Which was fun in game. And he cornered him. Which is going to happen when you're off.

And he cornered him. He just wasn't as maneuverable. He got caught up. He cornered him and Gavin couldn't get away. And Dolom was thinking. him extremely uncomfortable. Thank you. And Gavin couldn't get away.

He didn't want to ditch the three-wheeler. A man never leaves his three-wheeler. It's like going down with the ship. No, you can't leave your ship right there. And so that's what started this feud. And then a couple days later, we buried a three-wheeler underneath one pile of sand, but there was seven piles of sand. We gave Gavin a shovel and we said, find the three-wheeler.

He said, oh, dig! I'll dig if I have to. And we said, okay, you have to. He didn't like that And Dalton said Oh, little pirate angry Because Gavin was wearing a pirate costume That's a classic

He's all red He just fired him back up And so And that was the last time that we hung with shred aids Sorry No I think shred aids It's funny No, you can call me that

You can say that Dalton don't Shred AIDS God someone's got a sock you in the face One of these days All right. So now you're seeing that that was a perfect example. That was a perfect example, actually. That was the last time Gab was around.

Yep. There was a little bit of turmoil between you and Dalton. Mostly because Dalton started it out with the whole riding around naked thing. And then the whittle pie would angri really, really push you over the edge. That made me so, man. I didn't want to just sock him on camera. But that's like I've never actually punched somebody in the face. And I've never met somebody so deserving of it even.

Why? Why Whittle Pyrant Angu? Because I defer this from a little pirate and I was already angry. So I don't need to be called that. You're like I can control my emotions. I can control my emotions. That's why your face is still looking pretty. Dude, I will say this. Hang on.

No, no, no, no. Gab is one guy I would not want to unleash on me. Like he's a, he's built like a brick shit house. I appreciate that. And I do have enough anger in me to do some damage if I have. had to. That was the first thing I asked you. When we first met, I was like, how many bar fights have you been in? Just because you're built like that. And I knew you to be a crazy redneck, which you are, right? I didn't know that you had also a soft side to you. You're a loving guy.

I am a loving guy and I'm a protective guy, but oh, God. So here's what I'm confused by. Go ahead. Oh. So, no, I'm confused. Help me. Help me understand. Please. Yeah, let's say. Enlighten me. So we're friends. Right now. We are friends. I told you. My voice pisses him on. Oh, God, you sound like a girl. Keep going. If we did a test count, mine is way higher on yours, for sure. Oh, you want to bet.

We could actually get that set up. Let's do that because I've been interested to see where my test level is. Both those two jerk off into a little cup. And then we bring it in. That'd be insane. Why is it that I piss you off so much when we're boys off camera, but on camera, I say something and it just gets you so fired up. Still even off camera, you piss me off even.

Like you're downstairs trying to put a freaking one of those mouse traps on my butt. And then you threw it at my cock. You threw it at my cock after, but I didn't come at you and say, I'm going to fucking punch your face in. You deserve one so bad. You do. Somebody has never punched you in the face and you needed it. Someone has, actually. Well, you need one more, maybe.

Why? Why do you insist on punching your buddy in the face? Because I'd say you're my buddy, but nobody's taught you the lesson that you need to be learned still. What is the fucking lesson, Gavin? Not to be a douche. And how exactly am I being a true douche? Besides then poking fun at your friend a little bit. Me and Evan poke fun all the time.

We don't fucking say we're going to punch each other's face in. I think it was the whole being naked chasing them around. Were you jealous that I was jumping on the FMX ramp and you weren't? That was sick. If the opportunity presented itself, this is the only way I know how to squash beef between friends, would you guys box each other? All day. Any day of the...

Yeah. Any day of the week. Did you say yes? I'd do it. Any day of. All right. I will box them. Shutter.

Shutter's promotions is coming out this week. I am. That would be insane. I'm ready. I don't even know what happened. I don't. I think that both you two are very athletic and I think that Dalton's probably got longer arms than you, dude.

It's just, it comes down to stamina and athleticism. And long arms is going to. I would say I'm in way better shape. Gavin's going to be tired after. after three punches. Let's get a measurement. Here's the thing. So you guys don't want to measure it with a good old-fashioned sperm count.

This is not a wrestling match. It's a boxing match, Gavin. You got to remember that. But Gab does have an insane iron chain. Yeah, man, we'll have to just see. So, Dalton, get away from quitting and take eyes up. So do you think there's ever a chance that you two could be friends and potentially spend more time hanging out at the bar than you and Evan have Gavin?

No. I do I like him and does he have good means? Yes, he is good shit. We like the same music. We both, you know, have the same beliefs, all that type of shit. But there's, oh. Here's what I'm. I don't want to go too far because I love him.

I do. I love him, but I hate him. No. I love him, I love him, but I hate him. I got to say, Dalton, you do a fantastic job of riling me up on camera and then the camera shuts off and you're just normal. Exactly.

No, Ken, point proven. You do a fantastic job of that because you're just like, I am about ready to punch you sometimes on camera. And then camera shuts off and it's like, oh, okay, we're normal. But that's the thing is, like, off camera, I have the ability to just shut it off and go back to normal, but you are still so fired up from on camera that you're basically closing your brain off to the opportunity of a good relationship with me. That's the issue. Me and Ken, we're chilling because off camera, he knows that I'm just a normal fucking guy.

I'm a good guy. I'll help you with anything whenever. I'm always here for you. But you can't fucking accept that because you're like, this dude's a fucking dick. He's just running me. up all the time. He's calling me a douche. Like, no, dude, I'm a good guy. Off camera, on camera. I can be a little dick. It sounds like he's like trying to like keep his girlfriend that's breaking up with him.

No, dude, I'm a good guy. I do so much for you. Gab, you come into the boxing match on a three-wheeler. Correct. Okay. Dalton, you come in naked. On a dirt bike. Oh. Losing my shit. you're just pissed So is that good then? Like you're riled up before the fight Losing my shit Oh my God

I don't even know what he's showing me I thought about buying this For when you came You should have God Like I said I love you But I hate you I do

You do mean well And you are good shit I will give you that And you are an amazing editor And filmer I don't even want to get into this right now You're good shit You are good shit

You are good shit You just deserve one good punch In the face And all of our problems And all of our problems Not mine They're the world's problems How?

Why the world having to deal with you? No one. All right, Cheddar's promotions, when can we expect this event? I mean, am I really that hard to deal with? Any of you? No, I think you're a good guy, Dalton. I do. I like you, you're my buddy.

I love both of you guys. I think you're a good guy, too. I love you. You are getting red right now. You're getting heated. He's just hot. He's sweating. I always run hot.

If you guys want, you know, cheddar promotions, we'll put it together for you. I think if you want to, I am down. I'm not going to just say that it's going to end in just a boxing match because I am not losing that. So I will fucking tackle. I don't care. I will. Dude,

I'll tackle him. No, you can't tackle him boxing. I'm just a bull on a child. You think I have the finesse to win a boxing match? No, but I have the finesse to be. So I probably wouldn't take them on in a boxing match.

Then you just answered that. I mean, no, I would still go in there. I'm just saying I'm not losing. That's the only thing. What you just said I made no fucking sense. I'm saying if you're punching me in the face too much, you're getting your ass to.

I'm going to fucking make sure I win. That's not boxing. That's disqualification. You lose. We, this might have to happen now. You might get disqualified then. That's fine. That counts as a loss.

I'll take it as long as I don't look like a little... But you... Beotch. If you're cheating, you do look like a little... Whatever you just said. Box, I'm just a freaking... Yeah, but you can't cheat to win. So here's the thing about it, though, Gab,

is you'd have to go into it knowing that you're boxing. Correct. which seems to be the hurdle that we're going to deal with right now and being okay with if you do lose you got to shake hands and you squash the beef that's that's what squash the beef okay like Jake and Gavin when they got in the ring correct squash the beef yep and there's still some tension there's still some tension right which I think was maybe not clarified like as soon as soon as we walk out of this ring

as soon as that belled things right the beef is squashed there can be no more comments I think sometimes with fighting when you fight someone, it goes one of two ways. The beef is either squash and there's a mutual respect or it only gets deeper and there's just an even bigger hatred, you know, deep down.

The only way, in my opinion, this beef gets squashes if I lose. Like, that's the only way. Because if I win, then he's just going to hate me even more because then he's going to be pissed off that I won. No, still hate you no matter what. Even if you beat, if you win, you're still going to hate it. I hope the viewer can understand that this is like what is going, like, this is a one.

one-sided beef and I honestly don't think at this point I'm at fault because I've apologized for the stuff that I have done on camera but then off camera I've been chill and now it's dragging on back to on camera again Gavin have you ever heard the saying the only person hurt in a grudge is the holder I have heard that maybe something to think about on Jesus man would you rather box Dalton or uncle Preston oh we're gonna we're gonna bring up all the people We got going on right now. Dude, I am. I try and keep everything so real, but there's little things that piss me off.

And Uncle Preston's the man. I'm not getting into that right now. I don't want to get into any more beef. We're not talking about beef anymore. Whatever. Uncle Preston, thank you for calling me out. Sorry about the $350. I'm talking all that shit.

Yeah. It was funny. Yeah. I'm not that big of a beef guy. I like to just keep things real. And I will, dude, I don't even want to get into it anymore. Yeah. All right.

Next topic. The one thing is, Gap, if you do want to have this event happen, you could call up your buddy Jake Paul and he could train you. That's true. You were hanging with Jake Paul. Which would actually be crazy. Which would be amazing. I might have to make that phone call just so I can actually, you know, be a real boxer.

Yeah. I mean, that's probably my only way of actually being able to, you know, fight in a fair boxing match. There's one thing he can't teach you in particular. Is what? Is how to catch me. Remember the last time? Remember it fourth of July weekend?

when you peed in his boot? Because he, he peed my hat. I forgot about that. See, little shit. Like, it's funny. That's funny. No, pause. You peed in my fucking hat first.

That's how it started. On accident. How do you accidentally peeing his hat? It was a brand new stets in. He peed in it. And then I peed in his boot his payback. But I put a sock in there so it wouldn't soak his whole boot up. I took the sock out.

Thank you. And then he chased me around for a little bit. And his boot wasn't really that wet. And it was all resolved. But he couldn't catch me. It was wet enough. for him to put his foot back in with a sock, and then he took him off when he came back in my house,

and he had one wet footprint as he was walking around my house, which I'm assuming was your pee. Which honestly, again, I thought it was funny, but, you know, going back to my fiancee, who is a clean freak, maybe she didn't love it. That did happen. Sorry about that. Peas sometimes can be maybe clean.

I was trying to, you know, like, if you get stung by a jellyfish, what do you do? You have someone pee on that part. So I was trying to just justify it that way. So, Gav, I'm going to end it on this. I got to go at it. But I love you as a person and a friend. You just get too riled up.

I don't get too riled up. No, please don't interrupt. Please don't interrupt. I keep my calm more than any. You're getting riled up right now. Just let me go get my calm, dude. Listen. Don't even get me started because I'm so,

I am the calmest and the realest guy you will meet. Go ahead. Gap, can we breathe? Practice breathing with me. I'm able to keep it way calm. than I want to. Listen, if this is an age thing where I'm younger than you and I pick on you and you don't like that, I get that.

Like when we're boys off camera and then I give a little chirp on camera, but then you hold the grudge off camera again, like it doesn't make any sense. Anyway. I just, all right. Yeah. We'll want to edit later. We'll put a pin in that and move on. Very mature of both of you.

Hi, Gab. You're doing great, buddy. Thank you, brother. I miss you, Mike. Thank you. Very mature of both of you. Um, okay. So moving on.

What do you guys, uh, what did you guys think of the hockey game yesterday? USA. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing out of both teams, dude. Canada, amazing team. USA. It was just so fun to watch.

I don't watch a lot of hockey, but I woke up early and watched that game. And I mean, USA's goalie. Like, he's the MVP. It was just a great game. Well, it seems obviously there's a lot of division in the United States of America right now. and yesterday seemed like the first moment in a long time where like my whole feed was full of patriots from both sides of the aisle too but everyone was stoked yeah you know like it felt i don't know it felt like like a uniting moment

it's almost like the 1980 miracle on ice remember that when they beat the soviets i don't know man it's just something about it too like it feels good that it was canada it was just awesome you know like it feels even better like it obviously would have been sweet if they would beat anyone, like, call it Sweden, but there's just so much shit talk between us and Canada, the neighbors. Well, they're the go to hockey, too. Yeah, I don't, when it comes to hockey. Yeah, I don't think it can be a gold medal if it doesn't go through Canada.

Like, you have to beat Canada to win a gold medal. I mean, NHL is like their NFL. Yeah, and they have a lot better players, too, as far as like their players that come from Canada. Yeah. But like the top NHL players, yeah, played for Canada. Yeah, and I mean, it's like America's, like, third or fourth biggest sport. So like, it doesn't even matter to us.

It was just a great. It was so fun to watch. And yeah, I think it was, uh, I wish it could be every year. I wish they could do that year after year just because it's fun to watch. But now we got to wait four years, you know. That's why it's so big. I know. It is cool that like both those teams and obviously wherever you came from, if you play in

the NHO and you're one of the top players, you're probably going to get on your country's team. And obviously to be on Team Canada is going to be a lot harder than to be on. Team Mexico. It'd be a lot easier. South America. But, you know, like Sweden or something, not saying they have a bad team, but there's just more superstars that come from Canada and same for the USA. But, yeah, I mean, just to get all of those players from their NHL teams and the whole

NHL, I'm pretty sure the NHL went on pause for as far as games. So they came and they practiced together for, I think it was only two and a half weeks I saw. I mean, it was like an All-Star game. And they weren't playing for any money, but they were. were playing fucking hard. Gavin. You knocking over over there now. Everything.

That was my fault on that one. Sorry? Yeah, I wasn't aware. God, it scared me. How the building was coming down. I have a seltzer, Gav. That's what it sounded like that one time you banged your head off the building on the rail.

Through the whole place? Like that, yeah, shook the building. I wasn't aware up until this Olympics that the NHL players couldn't play in it. Well, I think it was, it was something with 2018 and 22, the NHL, like, made some big thing about they wouldn't put the... season on pause or something for those weeks during the year for them to do that. Well, up until... The reason I saw was because, like, the NHL owners wouldn't let the players play.

That's what I was seeing. I'm confused. So right now, the American team doesn't have NHL players? No, it does this year. This year, this year. It was also some... Previous years had... Correct?

There's also something about... I'm working on. Insurance liability. I'm trying to... For them to, like, get that policy to cover in Italy. So you'd have to quit your team, join the... No, you don't quit. You don't quit.

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Get up to 60% off at babel.com forward slash wide open. Spelled BABBB-B-B-E-L.com forward slash wide open. Rules and restrictions apply. Thanks, Bevel. It was such a big deal when you look back 1980, when Team USA beat the Soviets because those were, that was like their professional team, like, of the Soviets. They were like full-grown men. And then the team USA that beat them were all kids that were either in college or just graduated college in between the NHL.

And only a handful of those guys off of the like miracle on ice team from 1980 went on to play in the NHL. Like really? Maybe like I don't know off top my head, maybe five, five or six. So there was previous absences in 2018 and 2022 due to disputes over insurance, travel, cost and the break in the NHL season. The 2022 absence was caused by pandemic-related scheduling issues. NHL players are back in 2026 after a 12-year ban. Everybody is allowed to play, except for Russian players,

are banned from competing as a team due to the IOC sanctions regarding the invasion of the Ukraine. Got it. Okay. So what year did they start allowing NHL players to play in the Olympics up until, what you say 20, it was 18 and 22. So previously, very recent. To 18.

Well, I thought T.J. Yoshi, it had been like 2012. I remember he was playing in that. Like, what year was it that you didn't have to be an amateur to play on team at USA? NHL players were first allowed to compete in the Winter Olympics in 1998 in Japan. Following a 1995 agreement between the NHL and a bunch of other things. Yeah. So prior to then, for example, the Miracle on Ice team, 1980,

that's why they were all amateurs and it was an even bigger deal than it was. But what was really cool, though, is just like, you know how, like, the NFL sometimes does, like, All-Star games or, like, MLB or whatever, and they do, like, you know, you get selected for the Pro Bowl, and it's kind of like that. Yes, usually, like flag football. But it's just so lame because obviously they're not going hard because they're like, I'm not trying to fucking tear my ACL for this. And obviously, though, in the Olympics, playing for your country, that's way different than that.

but it was just cool to see those guys going hard. And, I mean, Jack Hughes took a freaking stick to the teeth. And they showed in a slow motion. You know how hockey six flex when you shoot the puck? Like the stick didn't have a puck on it. It was just swung so hard in midair that it was flexed before it then snapped him in the, like hit him in the teeth. Jesus. Broke his whole teeth.

Can't believe he didn't break his full face. And then he scores a game winning goal. He didn't even go out. What a badass. I mean, he went to the bench for maybe a shift and then he came out. But yeah, dude, those guys are just. Just beast and both teams were great, dude. It was awesome.

Yeah, there's going to be a movie made about it for sure. You think so? I don't know. It's legendary. You want to know something kind of crazy that actually came up? So I was scrolling through my DMs the other day and this dude reached out to me a sub and basically was asking for help because he's been put into this ridiculous situation that he didn't do anything to be in. So there's this app called Cheaterbuster. And apparently they're running a bunch of ads and basically they made him the face of it.

No. And he's got a wife and kids. And he's been trying to get it taken down and basically went to his local police. And from the sounds of it, he's the chief of police when he tried to like get them to help. Just goes, well, you shouldn't be posting pictures online with your daughter then. What a fucking idiot. Yeah. What a fucking.

That's so dumb. So anyways, but he's just having trouble. He's asking if I know anything we could do. How did they get the rights to use his pictures? Well, they don't have the rights. That's the thing. They just basically stole his picture. I mean, I can read the message off because that'd probably help.

Essentially, they found a random guy on Facebook and they were like, all right, let's make this guy like the poster of our app. Yes. Correctly? And then this guy is just like, what the fuck? It had nothing to do with actually being achieved. Yeah, I'm just going to read the message off just because it'll make things easier for everyone. which I scrolled back. This kid, he was at one time a kid.

In 2018, he had messaged me. My name is I'm 15. I love what you guys do. So he's been a fan for a long time, which I responded even back then. Anyways, this is what the message was. First off, if you do see this, I want you to know I'm a real person.

I love your videos. I just wanted to reach out for help. This lady hiding behind multiple names online is and has been using my picture of me and my one-year-old daughter to promote the action. Cheaterbuster. Using the photo of me claiming I am her husband or I am a professor at her college and using my photo making the claims that I am cheating on my girlfriend who I have a daughter with,

I really want the post taken down, but every law firm I've talked to either says they cannot help me. And I've got one that said it would be $10,000 before we even got to the lawsuit portion. I talked to a local deputy and he made it seem like it's my own fault for posting a photo of me and my daughter on Facebook. I'm not sure what to do, so I just wanted to reach out to someone with more of a voice. These posts have hundreds of thousands of views and it just sucks to be portrayed as a cheater and use my daughter for advertisement. So, yeah, that was the message. I'll look it up and just see what we can find here. I've been, yeah, scrolling through and I guess his stuff is all private now, so I don't really know what he looks.

like to see if it's him, but that is crazy. If you're going to do ads like that, just use chat GPT to make some fake pictures of people. They use Luigi Manjone in one of them, or Mangweeney or whatever the hell his name is, that one guy. Bro, do you think this is even real? Do you think Cheaterbuster is even real? Like, do you think it's legit? It's just a scam. It's got to be just a scam site, right?

What does it mean? Cheaterbuster? Yeah, like, what are they? So it's an app where it's promoted by Barstool Sports, Vanity Fair, Cosmopolitan. Well, you can. Good morning America, BuzzFeed, TMZ.

Oh, bullshit. Oh, bullshit. Yeah. That's bullshit. Yeah. So it looks like... I mean, do they actually show links with those companies promoting it? Search their face.

You can search their name. Then what do they find? Maybe they search across like Tinder and all that. Like, they just scrub the internet. Maybe they search your face. And then in case you're a cheater using a different name, probably Grindr as well. I'm sure there's some. men that are in a relationship with a woman and maybe they're bored.

They're going the other way. I've not seen any pictures. I'm going to ask them to send. I'm going to send some proof. Like when you know Facebook accounts that have, are we dating the same guy? I'm sure girls can go on there. Huh? You've never heard of that?

No. Yeah, there's a bunch of Facebook pages like in Colorado. Like, are we dating the same guy? Have you been on that? Oh, yeah. You have. Really? Oh my God, Gab.

How do you know? Because one of my friends sent it to me. So do you have the picture? No. I got the picture. Show me. Show me. That's actually funny.

And did somebody respond to it? There were responses, but somebody took it down. Yeah, so nowadays, I guess if you're a single dude dating around, you could wind up on that. Yeah,

I'm not, I can't find the screenshots of it, but somebody posted me on there at one point. Were you proud of it? I thought it was funny. Yeah, I thought it was funny. Do you know who posted it?

No clue. I didn't know. Is it like anonymous? Well, all those pages. It was anonymous. It was anonymous. They clearly have never listened to the Life Wide Open podcast with C-Based TV.

We could answer that question for you real quick. I'd imagine they put your picture on there. People are going to be like, I know that guy. It was a good picture, actually. Was it? Yeah, did you post it? Everyone underneath is like, ooh, but I want to. Anybody dating this guy?

Heard he's crazy and crazy in the bed. Oh my God, dude. Heard his three-wheeler collection is like insane too. Dude. Don't even get me going on his. So funny, bro, because girls have been loving the collection lately. And I keep getting jammed up. I got jammed up once.

And then I got jammed up twice because of this. Girls all have girls in there. It's all dusty. And one girl went and wrote a heart on one of my three releases. Another girl came in and saw it. And then, of course, two days later, I had, you know, this other girl, this was not two days later, but two months later, this other girl was in there riding hearts on it. Now all of them are covered.

But it will get you jammed up. Have we kind of blown up your spot with your love life? Oh, yeah. Oh, I don't know. In a great way. Oh, okay. In a great way, yeah. So we've improved it.

It's been improved by a million. Now it's just hard to find the right one, though. Like, now I'm in a situation where how do I even get married? They're like coming in droves. Like, they're flooding in. It's a flock. It's a flock. You know, I don't know.

It's just so hard. I do want one wife, but at this rate, it's impossible to find. Well, you used to be Mormon, so you could do two. Or three. Or more. I have thought about converting back to us. double wides on your property LDS.

LDS, LDS. He has three different trailers with three different families and he bounces around. They don't have to truly coexist. They get to live on your property. Still have access to the barn with the three wheelers. And if you could figure it out, maybe that'd be the way to go. I just don't have the energy for that, I think.

I just put my energy into so many other things. And I don't have the focus, dude. I think it would. I could barely text one girl back. But Gavin, three wheels, three wives. Don't put that in my head. I might be making them. Party like the 80s.

I don't know. What else do I got to say? That would be like the 80s. Who knows where my love life ends, but I don't know. Are you getting all those three-wheeler's locked up into a pre-nup? Oh, all day long. Those are home. You probably don't even have a-in-clad.

But Gavin, it's going to be hard because I'm willing to bet you don't have a title for half of them? No, none of them, just one of them. So then what? Then what? She claims they're hers. And you claim they're yours. End of the day, they all get repoed. No one gets them.

The lawyer gets them. Gone. I got to figure out the numbers on that because that's not a good idea. Put my name on the title. Give them to me. That'd be a good idea. I'd just give them all the T-boys. Sown a bend for pennies on the dollar and then you have to buy them back for full price.

That would suck, but I would do it. I'll reach out to our agent and see if she can do anything. I mean, she's good at getting shit. I mean, realistically, Ken, you could probably get this shit taken down. You're good at getting shit taken down off the internet. And I just wiped him off the face of the earth. His whole Facebook, everything's gone. I've never seen someone be able to be able to be able to be able to.

I've never seen someone be able to remotely delete an ESIM. Let's get him. CJ's so nervous. Ken's phone is in his hand right now. He's just watching. DJ's phone is in Ken's hand. Yeah, sorry, sorry. That's what I meant.

Yeah, I don't know. So anyways, pretty wild situation. But I was just curious what you guys thought about it. That is wild. And, uh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, Gavin, be careful. And you're not a cheater. You can't be a cheater if you don't have a girlfriend.

Well, and you just be honest. Like, yeah, just tell your situation and say what's up. What do you mean by tell your situation? I let them know that, yeah, you know, I'll go on a few dates, but I'm also still going to go on the dance floor and have a good time and be a flirt. You're going to be here for one night and then you're out. Not like that. No, no.

Is that how you say it, Ken? I mean, no, but. You're going to be here for one night and then you're out. I want you out first thing in the morning. She goes, we're in a fish house. I ain't living here. No, you just got to be honest. You should get on a show like Love Island or something like that.

That would be insane. If I got a six-pack, I think they might invite me, but I'm still. You would be good on a show. show like that. Like, you're literally TV's wet dream. I don't know. Honestly, I think you should stay just the same because they need somebody that's got some different variations.

Exactly. They don't need a dude that's looking all pretty boy. Uh-huh. They need a guy like you. Rough around the edges? Yeah, just a, you know, a normal looking dude. I appreciate. I'm not good looking?

No, normal. No, you are a good looking guy, but just like a normal, you know. Not so, yeah. A person for the real men to, to think. Yeah, the real women. Yeah, they throw a couple big girls on that show because they have to be inclusive. If Gavin went on one of those shows, they could just fire the whole production staff and then just let him run wild. They're going to need the production staff.

They could fire everybody else. So they're not making a show anymore. Like, just let the filmers run wild and then all the producers, the writers. Whatever their whole plan was just keep a camera on this guy at 24-7. Mixing in a three-wheeler every once in a while. Holy. It'll be good. It'll be good.

Oh, baby is right. No, hopefully, if somebody has a love dating show, hit me up. I'm down for it. Oh, yeah. We have a love dating show. We've done it multiple times. Well, I was talking to you. It worked out for six months.

It did work out for a little bit there. You still have her three wheeler? She'd take it. I still have it. I asked her if she wanted it. She let me keep it to her. That's kind of an insult. She handed the ring back.

That's what I was. Well, I was already talking with Gavin about maybe running speed dating back for him, getting them back in the swing of things, but maybe doing it in Tokyo this time. So how do you feel about maybe something like that? Going international. I like it. I like it a lot.

Maybe Australia would be an awesome choice too, but I'd be down for Tokyo, Japan. I think they have a very traditional culture with the women, which you would like, like she would probably make food for you, clean the house. There'd be no dust on those three-wheeler. But he doesn't like sushi. Oh, yeah, big problem.

I don't like soup. All right, well, scratch the Tokyo. How about the language barrier? You think you could overcome that? No, I'd probably get frustrated. They do know Hondas, though. They do know Hondas. They do know Honda.

They do know Honda. They make Honda. Bro, imagine you fall in love with the daughter of the CEO of Honda. If she's watching right now, good Gandhi. That would be the best thing ever. Oh, I'd run it. Just to marry her. She's watching.

She's watching. Marries her and then single-handedly convinces Honda to start producing three-wheelers again. My daughter has one wish on her wedding day. to bring back three-wheelers? That'd be the best thing ever. They shut down the jet factory or something actually making money and then open up three-wheelers again. Honda makes jets.

Yeah. They really do make everything. And I'm sure they run forever. Oh, dude, it's a Honda. They use their airplane budget on three-wheelerers. That's a lifelong goal of mine is bringing back a gas power with three-wheeler would be amazing. What do you got to do?

I think you're working at it. You'd have to become a politician. Or just become the president. Don't laugh at me I'm a politician I think you still have to probably go through Congress in order to make that happen What would you run on?

What do you mean? Why should people vote for shred 80? Why should people vote for shred 80? Because I think I'm a person That could bring everybody together I get along with any group of people Just the same as I get along with you guys Like I think that's my biggest

You don't get along with Dalton But anyways carry out of just go I have to keep real. You have to bring that up. No, I think that I, nobody can, there's a couple people out there that can mesh with a group of people like I can. But I can literally, you give me a group of people. I'm meshing with the same people. And I think I could bring everybody to have the same realization on a lot of stuff.

I think you should start small gab. Maybe run for mayor. Oh, I don't think I would be a president ever. But hypothetically, you guys start small, though. It's still possible. Start small, run for mayor. I have a buddy named Jake Colter. He's running for mayor.

Okay. And, uh, kind of learn the ropes. You know, running for mayor, it's a lot tougher than you think. Sometimes... Kenzie even ran from mayor. You think you met, you shook enough hands and kissed enough babies, and then a dog just scoops that mayor will, like, win right out of you. I mean, sometimes you really got to, like, take those losses,

and then eventually you'll learn, and then maybe you just send it, and then resident, and we'll see you far as you go. No, it's not a bad idea. Gavin, if you were to run your speed dating video back, is there any location in the world that you would prefer just due to the... type of women that would be hanging around that area. Ooh, that's a really good question. I would have to say probably Florida or somewhere in the south.

Somewhere, you know, Florida, Alabama. You think southern? Oh, all day long. Southern? Based off my previous Tinder research. Really? That's where my type of woman are. Okay.

Yeah. So like Alabama? Alabama. Louisiana. Any of those places. Even Tennessee, man. Tennessee? Tennessee.

Hmm. I don't really like Tennessee that much. Why? I don't know. I just think Nashville is overrated, and that's probably going to piss a lot of people off. Any Tennessean would say that's like saying you don't like Minneapolis, so you don't like Minnesota. That's very true. I redact my statement.

I don't like Nashville. I think Tennessee's sick. I mean, they have very pretty hills, everything about it. They do. Yeah, very pretty. And then downtown. Great weather. You can't get better for a country music life.

I redact my statement on Tennessee. But Nashville you don't like. I shouldn't say I don't like guys. I would rather not go there. Just so you know, GAV. All of the senior leadership of Honda, China has privacy rules apparently for rich people, so you can't look up their daughters. Oh, well, okay.

Makes sense. That's a small bump in the road. It's not that big of a bump. Not really. Maybe I can look up their wife. I mean, and then we can make a decision. What if you did a video or something, like riding my three-wheeler across the Great Wall of China? That's a viral-ass video.

A wheelie on the great-low? Is that allowed? I have no idea, but doesn't matter? Japanese jail's got to be not even that bad You go there It's probably a dixie cup full of water For one week and that's all you're getting Dude, I hate the idea

A black dungeon At least if you drop the soap it wouldn't be so bad Why? What do you mean by that? Well, compared to if you were to go to jail in Africa per se What do you mean by that? Statistics Statistics

That was crazy You guys think it was. That was fucking crazy, bro. That was crazy. That was funny, though. So where do you put America on that list? Above average. But we have all walks of life.

I don't know, man. I ain't going to jail. And if I do, I'm not dropping the soap. But I'm just saying, Gav, if you went and you drop everything, you're probably going to drop the soap. So I'll be all right. There could be worse countries. Fucking all the soap over.

They're going to be like this guy. knock everyone's towels over everything. Gosh damn it. That'd be a nightmare. Who's the new guy? That'd be a nightmare. Hey, fellas. See, that's how?

I would make friends with every single gang. He'd make friends with every gang. They don't exactly have three-wheelers, but I think they have those three-wheeled carts are pretty prevalent over there. So you could relate on that. Like the one that I crashed? Oh, yeah. The moped.

The moped. I miss that thing. I wish I got to ride it more than two minutes. You should try to get on Timu or whatever. I bet they make them. You should order another one. They don't make them on Timu, but you can,

like, order them from China. It's like a tout or something like that. I love that thing. That thing was sick. Dude, my neck just compressed.

I saw that video the other day. When you hit the ditch? When I hit the dish, though. Yeah. You had a lot of good times on that day. All 16 seconds of it. Yeah.

Seven seconds of seat time. That was a funny one. And then the moped one just came up in my feet the other day, too. And you ate shit, grab the front break. Yeah.

Come on, Gab. to hear it. Oh, boom. Just smacked my shit. That wasn't going on. I admit, it was me and Dalton. We were running that clip back. We watched about nine times.

Did you? You bounced. Not as much as you bounced on the back of the half pipe, but you're just, almost impressive, huh? What do you think your favorite crash is? Oh, really good question. Give us top three. I'm interested.

Top three? I'm intrigued. You got me on the edge of my seat. Top three crashes. All right, but in that top one, we're going to probably say, you got to start at three. Oh, start at three? Yeah, and then work up to the top of the top of the top of. Oh, start at three.

I mean, you want to know which I can put this one at three is when I'm not. Yes, we do want to know. That's why we ask. I know. I'm about to tell you. Probably when I smacked myself on the side of the building right here. That's number three. Okay.

On the half pipe. It doesn't have to be like the worst one, your favorite. Like what do you quit? Your favorite video footage. Or maybe you bounced off the ground and we're just juiced. Oh, just juiced? It's your favorite. I'm trying to pick up some niche ones.

We're going to start with number three. Number three is coming out of the. of the merch warehouse. The perfect tuck and roll. That was a great execution. That was a great one. Textbook execution on that one. Number two, we're going to put as the body slam

because the body slam did feel good. That one I did get pretty pumped up. It was that? The body slam. Moped? No, the body slam. Which body slam? Everyone was a body slam.

The first rail? The first rail? Oh, yeah. You did bounce like a rubber ball. The first one was gnarly, man. I was fresh off a two hour long flight. You know, and the boys were already firing.

Like, I roll up to every. Dude, this day's been full thuds. You weren't off the flight. We were at Zorbas. What, came from the flight then straight to Zorbas. And then we ended up.

That's back when you, yeah. Yep. Back with, yeah, don't talk about it. Your other girl. Yeah, that'll fling. And then number one's

going to have to be the tuck and roll at Snowden. That one was, that's a number one. That's a good one. There's a good one. That was a lit one. I'm surprised you put that above

the warehouse one. I know, there was just something about it, man. Nobody was expecting it, and it just happened, like it was textbook on that one as well. You're right. Perfect. It got the neck down in time.

And then I love, I had it, you know, locked in so much. I knew I had a twist just in case that two-fifty R came on my back. That was insane. It was unreal. My two. It was unreal.

The two I'm tied between is you rolling the Valkry, Tricke in the pit. Oh, that was a bad one. That was not. And the other one is when you just blacked out and boner-aired, your 250R off your trailer. Oh, yeah.

That was funny too. Yeah. So those are my one. He's still holding on the thing while he's upside down. And the way you hit the ground, it's like, oh my God. Yo, when you slammed on your wallet.

Oh, dude, I still think your wallet was the only thing that saved you that day. Oh, I guarantee it was. My ID is still broken because of it. That was crazy. I forgot about that one. I'll show you later. But yeah, dude, that one was,

that was an unreal one. Holy crap, the amount of crashes I've taken. What about you, Ben? Anything I mentioned? The moped. The moped. That was a good one. Moped when he hit the ditch. That's still my number one. When you grab too much front break. Yeah, and that one was funny. Can I hit the ditch?

Yeah, of course. It's yours. Piles into the culvert. Quick shout out just to when I sent Gavin's head off the roof and the Jeep. That was another one of my favorite, favorite shredding moments. Or the slingshot. Oh, oh, whoa. The slings shot was insane. The swing shot.

The swing shot. Footage was insane. What about, oh my gosh. What about when you went end over end in the Odyssey? Yeah, that's the pilot, the Honda Pilot. In the pilot. Dude, that one was rough. We were five.

That was crazy. That was 20 minutes after the Gold Wing. We had just got done sending the Gold Wing to the moon. And the next thing you know, we're wrecking the pilot on the same job. Sometimes I forget about that one. That's a very good one. That's another really crazy one. You grab the cage once again.

Dude, I don't know how I keep getting the hand in time. I don't know how my hand hasn't been crushed. I know. That was a bad one, too. You can't remember not to grab it, but you remember to move it out of the way just in time. Barely. So whatever the hell you did with the freaking hylix. That was so stupid and I should not have rolled it.

I'm black note. What the hell is. When he hit the side of the jump and just the pick up. Oh, the intentional roll. We thought I did that on purpose. I wish I did that one on purpose. That one is so stupid too. Is the highlights okay?

Dude, it sat upside down for three days. Motor was locked up. We let all the oil come down for about two hours. Cranked right up. Ready for another road trip. These things are bulletproof. They are actually freaking bulletproof. So I think we're going to be taking it up to Robbie,

and he wants to help fix it up if he can fix that thing. Robbie, he is the dude. He is the dude. If there's anything that's broken, he can fix it. Apparently, that's what the people are saying. The problem is it's going to come back too nice. Yeah. That's what I'm scared of.

There's no in between with him. I'm starting to see, I see the other things he builds, and I see our hoonicorn, and I'm like, everything's perfection. Why don't you just maybe hold off on that until he's done with the Hoonicorn? Don't get him. Don't get him distracted here.

Would you guys consider me an off-road YouTuber? Yeah. What the hell else would you be? Because I was, I would consider you an all-terrain YouTuber. I wouldn't call you an on-road YouTuber. I got invited for the Matt's off-road games, which I'm stoked about. But he goes, I'm talking to the guy that, you know,

invited me to go with him. Like Matt? No, no, the guy, I'm going to be doing it with fab rats. And he goes, yeah, we're an off-road YouTuber. We have to find somebody that's a non-offroad YouTuber to be our propper. Oh, so that's where they asked you? So I guess I'm the non-offrode. But they're considering, like, jeeps and shit, right?

Or rock crawling. Rock crawling. Yeah. Right. That's probably what they mean. That's kind of funny. So you took a little bit of offense to that. I was like, oh, I wonder if I'm not off-roeder.

But I guess. So it makes sense. You had to give us some context. I think it makes sense in their world. Different classification. I got to interrupt this. I just, I hate to bring it back up. But I just got a text from Jake Sherbrook and he says,

bro, what's going on over there? Laughing faces. Shred's in town for less than two hours and now Dalton wants to fight him? He just called me and asked for a little boxing advice. What is going on? It's not that deep, bro. Then he goes, I'm not going to lie. That would be a crazy.

to go to watch. Dalton isn't going to go ham if he has any chance to train. He's going to be at that punching bag for like hours every day. But we've all seen Gavin take hits to the head. He can get hit in the head. And all he has to do is deliver a little power. He's going to eat it. There's no doubt that Gavin has some more power.

But Don't's got some speed. The worst part of him is an athlete. This is like a lose-lose, honestly. like, I guess with the whole Jake and Gavin thing, it was over love. This might be, though, that's the thing. I don't really think that either of them are that much of psychos or, like, beef cakes to do much damage to them. Granted, Jake could obviously throw a good punch, and Gavin's tough, but you are a psycho, and I mean that respectfully, I love you, but you're a psycho.

In a good way. You would go, like you've already said it, you'll go after Dalton until he's on the ground, right? and Dalton is athletic. So I think that he'd be able to, and he's got lengthy arms, and I think he'd be able to, like, really get some power behind it. And I'd hate for either of you to get hurt. Over what? Nothing.

It's so stupid. Like, it's honestly not that deep. We'll fly Rich in. We won't get loaded. Get him drunk. It was his birthday, so I give him the free pass on that one. Referee Rich? Dude, I think we need to run it.

I mean, there's no doubt that it would be amazing content, but I agree. Like, I don't really want to see either of you guys get hurt. Well, I don't care to fight him. I would love to just deliver one punch to his face just so he learned his lesson. Would you, would you agree to that? How about this?

If he got to hit you back, you each got one free one. You can't hit him for, and not, but would you just do it one and one or one or one of them? Rochambeau. No, I want it to be like real life in the moment.

He says something. I'm pissed off. He gets a punch to the face. Do you even know what a Rochambeau is? Rock paper scissors. No. Rochambeau. Rochambe is when you guys,

So you just, it's determined who goes first and you face each other and you kick the other person in the nuts as hard as you can. And then they get to kick you in the nuts as hard as you can. First one to fall down to their knees wins or losers. That sounds so stupid. About a slapbox. Kidding. Maybe we meet in the middle. We do it.

We set up one of those little slapboxes. I think you're better off. I think you're better off boxing than slap boxing. Just letting someone hit you in the face seems like you're going to get hurt more than if you're boxing, protecting yourself. Purple nirple off. You guys, you just twist each other in nipples. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of gay.

Now we're getting a little bit more friendly. I think you guys would like that. No, it would hurt. And you both just stand there twisting. Whoever gets bricked up first. And Ryan's going to film it in depth. The Black Hunter Challenge. You guys both have to take Blue Chew and then twist.

Yeah, there we go. And look at pictures of each other. Then look at pictures of each other. The nipple twister. The purple nerple. That's funny. I'd rather box because going up against someone. that's double my weight class and almost twice my age.

I win either way. He's like three years old. He's like 25. I'm the youngest guy in here beside you. I'm 25. How old are you? You're 20. Bro, he's five years older than double.

Twice my age. He's just trying to make everyone out to be so old. You're so young. I don't know. Gabb, what do you wait? 2. 220. 220.

220. You're 170 on the dot. Yeah. I don't know. I just think that. This is all way out of a. portion. I think Dalton's good shit. He just deserves one punch to his face because nobody's

absolutely delivered. Give me one reason. I've given you plenty of reasons. Yeah, I think there's enough reason. We're almost repeating our time at this point. Yeah, I don't know. I think we've got to think on it. No, it's just, no, we don't even need to do it. Just next time it comes down to it and he's trying to wrestle me,

don't be upset if I punch him in the face. Like, you know when we got right before reckless golf, a punch might go to his face and that's all it's going to be. Maybe you should do this civilly like 18 holes at golf. I'm losing. I don't know. Don's pretty bad at golf. Especially when the camera comes out. We found that out. You think how many better?

You've seen my spree? You should tell that story. That's a funny story. No? Oh, sorry. We won't tell that story. I don't know. I just, I went on a date this past summer with a girl. And I made the mistake of inviting Evan with. Well, I didn't really invite him. He came with. Let me tell the damn story. First, earlier in the day, you asked me if I wanted to go. golfing and then later in the day you informed me they're going on a date but spennie's coming to film

you so i'm very confused so i go to the golf course i'm going to roll solo end up running into you guys and then you say well you might as well play a couple of holes with us okay so then what happened he's got the camera out and he's filming you go you go off the tebox you explain that yeah and i I just got to say, too, it's funny to me that Spenny's got the craziest film rig. Like, way crazier than what we film our videos with it. I don't even know what the fuck you're like a whole Hollywood. They're shooting a fucking movie. Whatever it is.

It was a brand deal is what I was doing. And, yeah, no, Dalton just tease up. He's real serious. He's trying to look in front of the camera. And his girl's there. And just fucking hazel rocket like 17 feet off the T-box into the rhubarb. Then he proceeds to. you were flustered,

proceeds to explain what a breakfast ball is and why that doesn't matter. To his date? Yeah, his date's sitting in the cart and he walks over there and grabs another ball and explains to it. It's fine. It's the first hole.

We could take a second one. And what are you doing? Oh, I'm laughing. And then proceeds to do the exact same thing again. So he duff two of them. Duff two in a row. And then what? You started laughing even harder?

I started laughing really hard. And then what? We carried through that first hole Did he just pick it up or what? No, I don't know. He scraped it along. We got through the first hole. The second T-box

And literally makes the comment Because like on the first hole He can't use his driver But now the second hole he can I just need the driver Like, it's gonna go better Piss missile Straight out into the fucking wildflower

It wasn't even close to the fair way It went to the straight love doing. She didn't know what was going on. I think she was literally so awkward. You got me drinking beers laughing my balls off. Spenny. Filming it. Being fricking Spenny running around with crazy camera.

Dropped up on. Just flustered as fuck. And I feel like she was just thinking, why am I here? This is not the date I signed up for. But he did make it through the second hole. He makes it through the second hole. And I don't know. You did something stupid on the third hole, too.

And we get to the. the end of the green on the third hole, and you're just like, yeah, you might as well just go ahead and bring Spenny back to the car. And, yeah, you shut the whole thing down. And she had a great time after you left. I remember him actually tell me that he was like, yeah, Evan was just laughing the whole time. So I could get him out of it.

That's what was throwing me off. The first hole, after the first ball, we all have bad first balls off the T-box sometimes. Hey, it happens. But when he's uncontrollably laughing, right next to you, it's just, your ear, it just throws the whole thing off. But for the record, though, I absolutely never laughed or messed with your back swing, or even in the, not even for like within a good amount of time of you hitting. And I think that was the problem is the silence was killing you.

Because I can hear you. I could hear you take that breath like you were getting ready to laugh. Bro, there's nothing funnier than one of your boys who is like actually a pretty decent golfer when he's just duffing it, just time after. after time. It's pretty funny. Dalton really does murder the ball at times. Yeah, I know.

Can't score, but he can hit the fucking ball. It's the perfect time for him to be duffin is when there's a camera and a girl he brought with. It was just such a crazy scenario. Why bring a camera on the date? Well, because that was the only shot I had to do that Brando because I'm going to first run with the new grips. And they were white, so I didn't want to get them dirty and then have to reclean them and

do it again. So I just decided I'm going to do it that time, get it over with. I only needed three holes. I went on a second day with her, actually. and I golfed phenomenally. So you took her golfing again. That seems like, wow, you doubled down. She was like, oh, here we go again.

I told you she enjoyed it. She enjoyed it. So I took her on another date. All right. I think we've been going, yeah. Yeah, the verdict's still out on this little boxing match. I don't know. Well, I have to ponder it.

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