Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ben & Evan Were Out of Control at NASCAR

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

In todays episode, Micah hardly makes it to the podcast, we stress our girlfriends out with our driving, we recap the insanity of our Talladega NASCAR adventure, Meeting Barstool Legends, and fighting in the magical land of Buc-ee's? Micah loses money selling on ebay, we turn our friend into a celebrity, and take a dive into missed connections on Craigslist. Its a wild ride Get 20% off your first order at https://www.mackweldon.com with code WIDEOPEN Get 20% off your first order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code WIDEOPEN Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

People say we're the nicest up in the Midwest. I'd argue that the South is nicer. I didn't want to, like, get arrested at Buckees, so I just played dead. Attack. I just couldn't help myself. So I got back on the liquor. I'm not sure if you meant that as a compliment. I know CJ wouldn't mean it as a compliment.

Thanks for reaching out. And he said, calm down. Thank you very much. I miss John Kingston. Yeah. You guys really hit it off when we met. I surprised you guys didn't stay more in talking. What's up?

What's up? Hey, these are the C-boys. What's up? That's probably the most awkward interaction we've ever had. Maybe not ever. But up there. He definitely didn't care to meet us. In the locker room with the Civic Center of all places.

Yeah. Welcome back to another Ripper episode of Life Wide Open podcast. Good to be here, boys. How you doing? It was great to be here. Happy Saturday. Feeling good. Feeling good.

We can talk about Micah, how we almost kill us in the way here. what not i just went for like a classic you know pass and i my eyes were deceiving me so i thought the car that was on the oncoming lane was in the right-hand lane like because an red headlights it's happened before i don't know well no headlights at all but oh i suppose uh she's just like and i'm like how close is it i mean to the point where i dang near had to cut the guy off that i was no sure i felt like an asshole you had the bronco floored floored and it did you got that WAPTA. Yeah, but it still was like bogging almost like, you know how they have the electronic?

It's not like a cable anymore. Yeah. I was sketched. I get all hot. Really? And then you're embarrassed too. Yeah. Because now you're in front of this guy and you're like, oh, I feel like I got to go fast now.

Did you just speed? Like, get out of there. Who the hell is Steve? Steve, Steve. Where's Steve Wood? Where's the first. He goes, he lost his first leg driving like that, dude. I just felt bad.

Yeah. I was dumb. Well, it's funny because a launder will do that while we're driving. Sometimes it's because. of a threat that is within three quarters of a mile away and sometimes it's like she'll just remember something to go and I'll like be driving you know you're kind of getting like a zone right you just like you're just driving whatever and she'll go and then you go uh you like it scares you what what what what what what what's happening you like you put yourself on a high alert I feel like

it's a it's a female yeah they all do that yeah just shrieked standard procedure closes her eyes and goes whenever I'm passing somebody and I'm like really you relax really you're stressing me out right now and I'm just passing so you're a pretty slow driver too like I wouldn't say you're too aggressive yeah thank you um I'm not sure if you meant that as a compliment I know CJ wouldn't mean it as a compliment it depends on the scenario are we trying to get home from the airport after a long day you're a slow driver and it's annoying 55 and a 60 you guys might be uh very appreciative of my slow driving when I have to take over the entire insurance policy for the company exactly it is a

positive there and i i always trust you you get us there safe someone's got to drive safe around here somebody's i was just thinking about that on my way here like stuck behind some dude pulling a fish house and then a couple people behind him so stuck house stuck driving 55 in the 55 and i thought very deeply about how i'm not uh an angry person i'm a very happy happy optimistic person if i had if for some reason they like put a regulation on our cars where we had to drive a speed limit I would not be as nice of a person. It would stress you out. Yes, it just drives me nuts.

Driving 55 feels like you're driving a golf cart. Might as well be. I pulled out of the shop the other day, and our local state trooper whipped up right behind me. And I had to set the cruise control at 55, and I felt like I was just crawling down the road. He whipped out behind you? Yeah, I just whipped out right behind me.

It was waiting or what? I don't know. Or I think he saw me from like a mile away and just accelerated. He was like on my bumper. I was on my Bronco. I couldn't see his car out of the back of my car because he was that close to my bumper. Well, you probably were out causing a ruckus.

Damn, maybe he was thinking you were driving too slow. Well, I think that a lot. When I was coming home last night, I was doing like six over, there was somebody just like riding me. And Greta's like, how fast are you going? And I was like, I don't know, like six over. I was like, I don't think it's a cop.

But if it is a cop, I think they want me to go faster. Because they're riding me, yeah. So is that a good excuse? Like, if you get pulled over it and they go, why were you going so fast and be like, well, you were on my bumper? You were pushing me, dude. I thought you were drafting off of me. Yeah, I think you could get away with that and then say, like,

I didn't know you were a cop. Like, I just saw the headlights. That is, that is annoying, though, like when you got someone right behind you and they're driving too close, but they won't pass. And you kind of almost inherently. Yeah, you start speeding up just to get away from them. And then next thing, you know, you're speeding. You're kind of like, frick, is there any cops?

And they're just fucking pass me so I can go back. But then you do get passed and you're like, God damn, you don't get passed by a minibank right now. I thought about it the other day when I was driving and there was a cop going down the interstate. And it was from like out of town, out of state. It wasn't doing anything. He was driving somewhere, right? And everybody like traffic is just like bottled up around him. And he was doing like 65 in a 60.

Like he's going fast. And I mean, he's just driving as a normal dude just in a cop car. And I go, I wonder if they get annoyed that everybody around you, like, tenses up and just forgets how to drive and, like, slows down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I'm sure everywhere they go, everyone just stomping on their brakes, like checking you, like sitting at a stop sign for one minute.

Yeah. If you're like, no, no, you go first. Yeah, it's just like. And you're like, dude, I'm a detective. Like, I'm solving murders today. I don't give a shit about your, like, speed and kick it. I was wondering if, like, police officers, like, in their world, obviously they don't drive around their car all the time.

But, like, to them, they're like, yeah. Everyone's really good drivers Everyone around them is I would love to have a police officer on this podcast Yeah Just chat with things like that Last night One's out there

At Ben's birthday dinner There's a fellow wearing the same hat as me Seeboy's hat bodd Try to win the truck Respectable He looked very young Like 22 or something And he's like

Oh yeah I pulled Ben over the other day Oh it was him Whoa yeah And he knew it I knew it But he was wearing like a sweet windbreaker in the C-Boy's hat.

Oh, he's a cop? I'm like, you don't figure out why he looks so familiar. I'm like, you don't look like a cop at all. I'm like, does he know? He had a mustache. So does he. CJ's a cop. Dude. CJ's not a cop. Oh, well, he's got a mustache. Oh, that makes so much sense.

That guy, okay, yeah, carry on. I just was like, all right, well, your secret's safe with me, bro. And he's like, well, I mean, he's not really a secret. He's not really a secret. He's also like, I didn't pick it. And your secret's not safe. All right. Wait. Just said right here.

Yeah. I told you guys about this. Yeah. I didn't hear about it. I said I got pulled over on my way here. I was, I think I was coming here. I can't remember what I was doing. My Raptor.

I pass him, whips around, pulls me over. And I was like, I wasn't speeding. I wasn't like doing anything that comes up. It's like, Hey,

it's crime to have red wheels. This car's too ugly to be on the road. He was like, oh, I pulled you over for no front license plate. Oh. And I've never been stopped for that with my truck. And I was like,

oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. He was like, oh, didn't you used to have, like, a license plate, like, in your windshield? Which I did, a while ago. He did. I was like, yeah, I did, but he got, like, annoying.

So I took it out because he would, like, like, rattled. And I was like, how did he know that? Or maybe he'd seen to you around town. Maybe. And then he came up and then he, like, said something, but he, like, kind of smirk. Last night. It was, like, holding back in, like, a smile. Like, he, like, knew me.

And then he, like, he was waiting for you to recognize. Walked away. No, not last night. When he was, like, give me a ticket. And I was like, that was a little different of an encounter that I've had getting pulled over. I was like, I wonder if that guy was like a fan. And I was like, there's no way. And then I just kind of went on.

And then I saw him last night. I was like, why does that guy look so familiar? Also, what's up with his mustache? And I looked over at CJ. And then I got nervous. Oh, are they in cahoots? He's undercove. CJ goes undercover.

I'm trying to get you more speeding tickets, Ben. You can't hold mine over me. No, CJ's trying to get out of tickets, dude. They'll pull him over. and they'll go oh oh brother a fellow brother oh yeah undercover you're good to go you're like paul walker dude and uh fast and furious yeah he walks up and cj's like combing his i need to get some oh hello hoxer i didn't see there i need to get something just for men and like diet so it's more noticeable dude right now it's just all blonde you were sitting over there

light i don't even know if these guys can see it yeah you got catch it it it is tough to see definitely it's there light i'm not sure if they can even see it when you were sitting over there Dude, like, there was stuff in the way, and I was like, what, what's on that guy's face? Because I was a little caterpillar coming in. The hell is going on with that guy's. I like, what, what caused you to be like, I'm going mustache? I just didn't shave for like a week. And then I was shaving and my mustache was like the last thing I was going to shave.

And I was just like, eh, I'm just going to leave it. I love that. Feeling risque. Yeah. I've done it a couple times where I've left it. And then I just go, no. Sometimes I'll even walk over and show laundry. I'll go, look.

And she'll go, oh, wow, looks good. Really? She'll give me like a nice compliment. She won't be mean, but I can kind of tell deep down. She's probably like, you should get rid of that. Really? Yeah. She did ask me the other day.

She goes, I wonder what do you look like with just a mustache. Maybe like a Hulk Hogan type of like handbars. You could do that. I was hoping that like I was going to get like a late in life, growth spurt one. And then a late in life like my facial hair was going to start coming in. Yeah. Well, Ben, you did just turn 25 yesterday. So I mean, I'd imagine puberty should be right around the corner.

So I shouldn't give up. No, I don't know. It's going to happen, man. They say 26 is when it happens. I couldn't do this. I couldn't do this until I was like 25. So, like, the fact that I'd say yes, give up now. You'd be like, I had hope.

It starts, like, migrating from your head down to your face. So. The great migrations. They migrate down from your head to your face, the older you get. Really? Yeah. They migrate. Like birds?

They go south. Yeah, they go south. Yeah, they just follow, like, a weather pattern. Yeah, they don't go back. Me and CJ are going bald. We are. I'm probably going to shave my mustache before this, though. I just feel like I can't be bald and have a mustache.

Oh, I think you could. I think you guys need to give a little context here. I don't know. When you said we're going, I think we'll just explain it in the video. Oh, that's fine, but you said we're going bald. Most people are going to take that as a, well, yeah, no shit. I know, no shit, CJ is, but it's news to me that Ben is. It'll make more sense in a video.

I'm wondering, though, like, so we're going to go bald here, right? And we're, like, halfway through filming some of these videos because it takes so long to film these videos. People don't seem to understand. But, you know, things are getting built and we're in this process. It's just going to go from, like, we're not going to have this segment in between these other segments. So, like, it'll be us talking to the camera, like this, that, whatever. And then next, next shot is like hands up with both of us looking like Dr. Phil. Well, it's going to be me, you and Gavin.

So, no, they're going to mistake us three. You wear hats enough I think nobody's really going to notice it. I think you'll be able to tell though with the side and like the front But who knows Ben's definitely going to be the most noticeable look like chopping that mullet off Yeah, you went from mullet to ball, dude That doesn't happen very often

The only thing I'm worried about is how long it's going to take to grow back You know, like I think it's going to be quite the journey Just in to get back to a normal hairstyle It's just going to be a warrior brother I think it's going to be fun, fun to see. But I do, I love that you brought that point up. Like whenever we are filming a video over time and, you know, just anything could happen. Like halfway through like a build, you could have like a broken arm or something.

You know, that has a bad example. Or something like someone's all bandaged up or something or halfway through the video can only have one eye. It's going to be like jumping, you know, from us bald to like now we got hair. And then it's like going back, we're bald again. It's like, God damn, these guys grow their hair. But we should go get wigs for you guys You guys should like try out a new hairstyle I'd go red

I saw sexy reds wig That shit looked unbelievable Oh that's gonna weave That's a wig Dude yeah She's got like a number two hair cut No I'm not kidding you It looked like it was coming out of her scalp and everything

It looked like unbelievable How much it was real One time we were at this concert We actually opened up the podcast talking about When we met Sean Kingston It was the same night that we met Sean Kingston It's not real. Isn't that crazy?

And it even looks like they have the hair sprout. There it is. There's the one where she's taking it off where she's pulling off the wig. She just had it on our story the other day, like putting it on and then off and it was crazy. CJ's dream girl right there. Sorry, Alex. I do want to say that, uh, Siege, you, you, a lot of times will be ahead of curve, head of the curve on a trend. And I think, I think you really led the charge into sexy red being like everybody loves.

sexy red now and i think you were slightly ahead of the curve on that you know i appreciate those kind words rhyme but i i i don't think i like i think she would have she's just been crushing it she was no yeah destined for stardom a hundred percent but i think you recognize that a little bit earlier than everybody else i don't think you led the charge of her i was like i don't think he was necessarily like this woman is you know going to be like something special he was just like this is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I'd say I was both. But she was special too.

Right. But yeah. And she makes good music. So, I mean, what's not to love. I mean, even walking around NASCAR, dude, people out there are listening to Sexy Red. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I mean, she's just possibly the biggest artist right now. She's transforming, uniting cultures. Yeah, there's some people in this room that still don't get it. You're looking at me or Mike? Both of you? I get it. I don't get it. What's not it?

Just the amount of height, that's all. That's what I should say. You can't tell me that you don't put on get it sexy and you don't just immediately start feeling it. I've never fed a sexy red through my phone. Oh, wow. Maybe that's why. You haven't experienced it yet. I am not quite to the level that CJ is, but I get sexy.

Is you putting on in the Tesla when you're driving home sometimes? No, I usually do podcasts. He does Ben Shapiro podcast. Is there any way to pull up how many times? C.J.'s play Get It Sexy. Let's just, you know, assume thousands. I'd say in thousands for that one song Get It Sexy. Just this year. It's a banger, dude.

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Like they are evolving. And if you go to like rap caviar, like half of them are women's rappers now, which in theory there really was never a lot of them up until this time. Remember how much Ken used to hate Bad Baby? I still don't like Bad Baby. Really? Remember when we play Gucci Flip Fox?

I always thought that- Turn this off. I always thought that Jake Sherbrook and Bad Baby would have been a good combo. Back when he like was going by banging, banging and Bad Baby. Like that's a couple. What's your beef with Bad Baby? I just don't think your music's good. I think it's trash. I don't know if she really had that good of music back in the day.

Gucci flip-lops was a banger and we know bangers. Yeah, and I know bangers. It's tough because, like, nowadays, I don't even think your lyrics matter that much. It's more so just the beat being good and then the way that you, like, melody your voice to it. And, like, how it sounds to it, not even necessarily what you're saying. Yeah, if you really listen the lyrics. Yeah, it's like sexy red to a T. Yeah.

I mean, it just sounds good. Yeah. I mean, I'll agree. It's just different time for music. It's evolving time. Power to the women. We went to NASCAR last weekend. Holy!

We talked about it in the last podcast. We were fired up for NASCAR. Evan wasn't. Super lit. Probably top five coolest things that we've gotten to do since, like, starting C-Boys. Yeah, 100%. Such a good time.

And I love to see that Evan came around to it, too. At the end, yeah. At the end. Yeah, even he was enjoying it. He's always such a, you know, what would be the word? Hater? I don't want to say hater. But he's like, he's hard to.

like get him to go on to a trend or a train or whatever but he did come around to it on the last day he was like all right this is pretty sick he's got to pull him enough and he'll warm up to things but i've just been so enjoying lately like all the experiences that he's gotten to uh undergo and he just like he just doesn't know like i don't know who that we're all like tripping like whoa did you see we we just got to sit bob elbows with so-and-so with alvin camara the running back yeah the saints he's like who what's that yeah I didn't know who that was either. So I kind of felt like how he felt.

But like, we're meeting all kinds of people all over the country. And he's just like, you guys got any tease? I like that about him. He's like fun. He's just chilling. He doesn't even know who they are and he doesn't even care. Which is cool. I would say it was like one of the coolest like luxury.

Special treatment. Like special treatments sometimes when you are in like this position. That's what I would say it was. Like it was definitely like, because we normally don't get to like experience where they're hey like we're going to have this people this person's picking you guys up they're driving you here and then they're going to take you in the golf cart and you get to go and meet behind the lines and meet the drivers and and then we got these RVs set up and you're like in this like hangout area with a bunch of other i don't know what you want to call them

celebrities just group of group other you know you know yeah yeah so we like get we're at this this spot and we got elvin camera who's like the running back for the Saints hang in there. Then you got the barstool crowd. So you had Brianna Chicken Fry and then her friend Grace and, you know, like some other barstool people there. It's not necessarily like our, like I don't necessarily watch them. But the whole time, they're just like TikTok. They were TikTok. They were TikTok. They were TikTokers are going to TikTok. I swear. Every time. Ben was like, God, these guys are just TikToking. The whole time I go, that was maybe the oldest statement I've ever heard you say. They just never stopped TikTok.

They didn't the whole time. And like, we just would be in the background. We aren't t-t-t-tonsalantly. Like, I'd be chilling. Next thing I know, I'm in the background of a TikTok. That's going on two million people. It goes up right that moment. You know, it's just that style of making content.

But just like, throw it up and you can run one take. And if it's good, it's good. If it's bad, it's bad either way, it's getting posted. And pretty scary. Yeah. Yeah. So that was interesting to like see and be a podcast. but it was funny because now like for instance i've been in i was in the background of a couple of them

and like all these girls that uh i haven't talked to since high school you know i was friends on whatever but they're like sending it like do you see you're in the background this like apparently this girl goes a long ways oh yeah with the woman community because then like like i know like your girlfriend was like pumped that we were there like with them yeah so i was like damn like these these girls got some serious uh weight dude like weight in And, you know, it's not really, we didn't know, but very influential. No, it is always cool to see. So it was cool.

Different people that we get to meet. And then, like, we have some. Not our crowd at all. Biggest fans of them. And they're like, what were they like? What, did you talk to them? Like, Greta, I texted Greta and was like, hey, Brianna Chicken Fry is here. And she was like, oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Please send me a picture with her. And I was like, oh, God, I really don't want to ask her for a photo. And Greta was like, oh, oh, God, I really don't want to ask her for a photo. And Greta was like, oh, Like, just get a picture with her. And she was in there. And our friend Jeff, who we brought with, was like kind of like fanboying.

And we were like, yo, you got to just chill out, Jeff. And then he was like, I'm going to do it. Yo, can I get a picture? And I was like, God. Yo, can I get a picture too? My girlfriend's a huge fan. Dude, I want you hit her with. I was thinking about this when you, when you said that, people will walk up to us and they'll go, hey, man, my little brother's a big fan.

And it always is the same thing. I go, yeah, but it'd be like, it'd be like a. girl coming up to us and being like hey my boyfriend's a huge fan that's true i looked at it more like that it's a little better though when you're in like that vi it sounds so corny to say but when you're like the VIP section like the whole point of like secluding off those people is that way they're not getting bombarded by fans and pictures yeah and then when you're like supposed to be in the same category and you're just like hey could i get a in your fan boy and that's that's probably why you didn't want to do that exactly and kind of why we were like we were telling jiff we're like you got to give

a little bit of time let it let it let everyone settle in here you know yeah but it was so fun having jeff with which you guys will see in the video uh he's just one of our friends he's never really been in a youtube videos with us but he is the most outgoing positive electric lovable person i know he is so lovable and he is the life of the party like i've never met a single person that doesn't like him and he makes friends like that instantly instantly that's amazing and uh he's just genuine whatever so of course by the end of that he was like the superstar in the VIP area and like dancing on the table everybody everybody loved him everybody looked for a table look up yeah look up and uh

it was so much more fun having him there with us because his excitement rubbed off more I was excited but his excitement rubbed off more on me and made me really excited about it like even more excited and like just like I don't know it just made it more fun you know because he's like the sunshine dude you like feel it radiate on you it makes you excited you guys are gonna love the video uh I don't know when that will come out because we literally have so many segments film but like you're gonna love it

he was like living like a rock star when he's a lot elevated surfaces he's dancing on a table of it and he'd find him there wasn't many and like anyone who I guess dances like that knows how much energy it takes and he was just gone and going he's like the freaking energizer bunny dude I was impressive I was filming him and we're all like

cheering him on like It was pretty electric, and this gal comes up and goes, who is he? And I'm like, what? And she's like, filming him. You're up to the big camera. I'm like, my buddy, my buddy Jeff. And she's like, yeah, but like, who is he? And then I'm like, uh.

He's famous. Well, I didn't know what she was getting at. I'm just like, I don't know. Dude, he's just crazy. He just, damn. And then she's just like, like, is he famous? And then I was like, oh, no, he's not famous. And then she's like, he sure looks like it.

And I'm like, you know, he really does. Yeah, it was funny, though, because the NASCAR workers and, like, marketing team that would be, like, kind of taking us around, I think it was on the last day. One of the girls, like, asked something about Jif, and I was like, oh, no, like, he's not, he's not, like, in the videos or any, he's just our friend. Like, we just hang out all the time. Oh, wait, so he's not, like, famous or anything? And I was like, no, no, no, he's just a good guy. Just going to do his instructions. Yeah, and she was just like, wow.

And, like, I'm not kidding you. I think the bar stool workers were, like, they were taking videos. I think they were, like, sending them back. Like, we need to hire this guy. They hire people like that and, like, you know, make little shows out of them, like, side, side things, just like brand of chicken fry, for instance. You think you could do a roofing, a con, a construction bar stool? Yeah. Dude, I think he could take over the construction side of bar school.

They were just like, you guys should hire him. I was like, yeah, honestly, we should. Well, Jeff would just be like, he could even be like a behind the scenes hype, man. Just take him with us everywhere. You just come and just hang out and just bump up the energy. Let him do the talking. Yeah, no, he would just like fire us up. He'd end up being the main character.

He'd end up just being the main character. And then we'd have to change the channel with Jeff. Jeff. That'd be the name. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff TV. I was definitely.

I was getting a kick out of the, you know, this party scene afterwards. Like the fuck Kyle Bush guy. The really big. fat guy and dude people were just like just on some different energy and like some guy comes up to me with a microphone he's like how you doing or how you doing and then he like puts it to me and I'm like good how you doing and he's like I'm doing pretty good back to me and I'm like why you got a microphone and I'm like that's not even connected he's just like one-a-brother and then walks away and interview someone else I'm like that's kind of fun it was fun it was like a different a different type of

party scene it was interesting because it was like wild but then there's like a family with like two young kids there and they're like riding their trike and then you got like you also have middle-aged women drinking riding large trikes well yeah what i do i laugh so hard i posted that on my story and somebody just responds these middle-aged women doing anything they can to not lift a weight yeah like that that's their form of working out those are some badass trikes those are like one of those are probably harder to ride than walking to be honest because getting them started sure you got to get that momentum them.

I liked about NASCAR. It's this like crossover between two cultures. You've got dudes that are sitting there in like very expensive RVs, like a million dollars in an RV. They got a trailer. They got their freaking F450 platinum's pulling it. Yep. And then right next to them, you have some dudes that bought a Winnebago for $1,000 off

of Craigslist or maybe just had it in their back 40 and just aired up the tires and put some seafoom in the gas tank and drove it there. and they're right next to each other sharing beers having fun like it's it's such a good crossover of culture like everybody's just there to have fun there really was the extreme of both ends of everything like you had yeah you had like a standard redneck and you had like a wealthy businessman yeah and everyone was having a blast though everyone was just getting down having fun and i would like to make that a tradition even if like naskar doesn't uh give us a special treatment again I don't even care.

I would go just to even sit in the general admission. It was so fun. So fun. And it's like, you know, it's so easy to downplay it. Like, oh, all they're doing is just going in a big circle, turning. It is not, dude. It is just, I don't know. It's just amazing.

It's one of those things that you have to experience in person to, like, feel it. Because it's like, it sounds insane when they come by. It's like nothing you've ever heard before. And then you feel it like in your chest. It gave me like this weird energy. Like when they would rip by in their past. there was like this energy that would like come off into you and like every single time it was weird like it gave me like a tingling sensation inside my body yeah yeah that was like by far my

favorite part yes you got that too oh yeah it was like I couldn't figure it out though I was it was when we were super close I mean they're coming by at 200 miles per hour yeah like 190 about them all being together so close and I don't know it was very it was just like you could hop, theoretically, if it was legal, you could hop in your car and floor it and drive home. The GTRs. It goes 200 mile an hour. It does. But like you could drive really aggressively, go faster than a normal person may ever in their entire life.

And you'd be like, nice. And you could sit down on the couch, watch TV and fall asleep. But we're pretty. Yeah. We're a little like calloused to adrenaline and stuff like that. You could take the trip to car out, do a bunch of durn. But that type of energy was just different. Yeah.

No, I just think that cars were like, there was something about. them all being together there was just like literally like an energy coming off of like the pack when you were that close and I could not figure out what it was like it was interesting like every single time I was it was just

you know what it was America yeah it was an American it was fucking sick like they were saying how every track's different every you know vibe is different but that's what brings people back dude that feeling of all the cars you know what also was a nice

little cherry on top for me was when my guy won me 700 bucks so we did bet everyone everyone took a person everyone took a person and i won 700 bucks so not only did i get to go there for free and have a blast but i walked out 700 in my pocket yeah must be nice did i pay you for that i think i gave you cash i don't know i think i was pretty tuned up and you know i just collected a few hundred bucks from everyone got some venmos and i was just i packed up and was just happy as a clamp dude it was just like such a classic NASCAR experience, too, of like, you know, you, you know, you, and then crash at the very end. Dude.

I know. It's such a gnarly pile up where, like, a guy went across the finish line on his driver side door. He was riding the wall. At 100 miles an hour. We're just watching it like, oh, my God, this is insane. Michael Jordan's team won. We saw Michael Jordan.

Yeah, we saw Michael Jordan. That was the sickest thing. Yeah, that was so sick. So I think a lot of the, I just saw the, the finish of the last NASCAR race. the most previous one, one that just happened. It was a three-way finish, like neck and neck, like all within like a tenth of a second. And I think that does come down to the fact that they made all the motors the same and stuff. So like, yeah, people, it is kind of lame, but in general, like the finishes should be a lot better because it's all built off of, yeah, drafting and whatnot.

So, yeah, the finishes of that was crazy. It basically boils down a strategy. I mean, we talked with the crew. Like all the drivers are relatively the same. skill and they said that there was an exceptional top tier maybe like four or five that are like just actually just naturally better for you know whatever but but ultimately it boils down the strategy or and just luck and and how the car performs that day and you know yeah it's a game plan we got to meet uh noa grogson he got he got third which yeah yeah dude that was electric like we were hanging

with him before and he was chilling just chilling and then he goes out there and he was at the top three and i was just like this is so sick i was more more stressed out before Cletus's race. He's sitting there in his trailer talking with us, Jabronis. Poppins for him. Yeah, exactly. Me too. And he, like, race did in like two hours. I know. Yeah, I was like, do they got to like get in the zone asking the guy who was kind of like chauffeuring us around? And it was cool, though,

because I think he knew who we were. Yeah, he had seen the videos. Signed his sword. And yeah, and then we signed a sword or just collectively, C-Boy's TV, signed the samurai sword you had in there. It was so sick. Also, so fired up. I think, you know, Minnesota. nice is a thing right people say we're the nicest up in the midwest i'd argue that the south is nicer i think them people were sweeter than in alabama sweet tea exactly i really did i really enjoy

the people in the buchies it's freaking two a m yeah man and that was amazing we're causing a ruckies which is the size of a freaking walmart dude can we talk about that yes we have to yeah but they're crazy what is up honey how you doing tonight and like they're chipper you're walking to a holiday around here and the guy looks like you might stab you yeah You know, like, they're just, they're better down there. They were, like, a serious, like, they took a lot of pride in there. That, that place is like a mall. It was like a mall of the gas stations.

Like, they had, you could buy, I swear you could probably buy new, new furniture for your living room in there. 100%. Like, they had everything. How many gas pumps do you think they had? 60. It had to be at least 100. So we're pretty larried up and we're on our way home. It had been a long day.

We pull into this gas station, thinking that it's just a normal gas station. Look out the window. And there's, like, gas pumps for his. far as you can see both directions like 120 120 gas pumps yep the way our jaws were on the floor it was amazing i was walking around just like did you guys go in the bathroom no okay i took a video of the bathroom let me just show you guys this whoa look at this huge oh yeah damn that was really it's like it's like this on both sides whoa wow yeah i mean i'm not surprised a place was huge should i show and then and then me and evan were wrestling and the woman

Is that what you were showing? Well, I was going to just show, I'm sure Evan wouldn't mind, but he was having a really good time by the time we got to Buckees. Yeah, someone over-served him. Yeah, I think he over-served himself. Let me preface this. So I've been sober for the last four months. I haven't drank since December 31st.

And at NASCAR, yeah, obviously. It's very difficult, very difficult. And I like went into the weekend, like, I'm just not going to drink because I feel so bad after it. And I just couldn't help myself. So I got back on on the liquor at NASCAR and holy crap, was it a good time? Definitely felt like shit the next couple days, uh, even more hungover than normal, but didn't regret a second of it. It was like one of those things. I, I wondered, I wondered if I went sober for that long, like the next time that I drank, I'd be like, oh, I don't know. It's just like, it wasn't as fun as I remember it to be. It was way more fun. It was more fun.

It was more fun than I remember. It would have been nice to just be like, oh, yeah, it wasn't that good. I'm good for a while now. Okay, so I don't know. We might have to shuffle through some of this just because I haven't watched it back and it might be some of it just might be flat out nonsense.

God, I hope this is funny. At least the end of it will be. There's nothing worse than just showing someone a video you think's going to be funny and then it's not funny. It was extremely funny in the moment. Yeah, it was funny. I took a video of us celebrating at the very end of the race Like on my phone

Unable to connect I thought I got the crash in there I thought I got everyone celebrating and I turned to Matilda and go I just Recorded the best video I've ever taken in my life I watch it back with her and we both are just silent afterwards She goes yep that sucked Because it was so bad

The whole thing was out blurry I was filming on the vlog camera And I literally didn't get to see the crash with my real eyes because I was getting the shot of you guys. And I was like, it was such a, just like a moment because I was like, dang, that was the most insane finish ever. And I didn't see it. But I did get a video of my best friends cheering their asses off.

If it makes me feel any better, I don't think I saw the crash with my eyes either. It just everybody was screaming and like it kind of, I could see some smoke down there and then I just started screaming too. It happened so fast. It was like I was trying to watch it. I couldn't. Oh my. Oh my goodness.

I can already tell this is going to be rough. Okay, so Ben was, like, roughing up Evan here. What? Where's Justin? You don't have it at a H.R. So for reference here, Evan thought that Justin was H.R. Oh, Justin. Justin's not going to help you here, Evan.

I think he's on my side. Then I find out of him. So Evan was so lared up that he thought that we actually had HR here at C. Boy's TV. And Justin was in charge of it. But he's the merchandise manager. He is not HR. But he would be a good HR guy probably. So we get in this bitch.

Look at it. Look how big it is. Gas station in the world. Unbelievable. Everyone who, dude, we got to go back. And they actually make Buckees bigger than this. Ken's already finding himself around. What do you got there, Ken?

Fresh food? Frisket sandwich Fresh food, too It was like one in the morning Actually almost two I got to find Evan here There was furniture My golly

Yep they're selling furniture Here comes Ben and Evan And Jeff I'm like Uh oh better get over here You guys found your way here too I didn't realize chasing Haley were going to be here Ed how you doing Look at this guy

He was a shell of a human being Oh my good Oh my goodness So Ben starts choking him again Beat him up If I'd get fired back I'd get fired We went wide angle here

I thought maybe video this might go on the edge of this smiling It definitely should Attack I've never tap out This dude over here didn't know what to think He's like are we cool And he's like I think we're cool What's wrong with you

It was so inappropriate It goes back to Pan They didn't chase them around out here? Dude, Ben Noggin did almost get bonked on this pole. Evan couldn't believe how much it cost it. It cost, sorry. If his head would have got bonked, I mean, he was smacking that $13 sandwich out of Evan's hands. He dropped about half that sandwich on the ground out there.

It was a sad sight. Dude, I don't know what got it. Actually, I do know it got into me about 14 high-noons. Look at that run, dude. I just can't explain how you go from standing in a field all day. You haven't seen like a real bathroom. And then you just think you're stopping at a gas station. You pull up and the thing is 40,000 square feet.

It was the craziest experience ever. Anyone who has been to a Buckees listening to this is like, yeah, yeah, obviously. But anyone who hasn't been to a Buckees listening to this should just try. It's actually an experience. It's an experience for sure. And shout out, Buckees. Yeah.

Yeah, dude, Evan was pretty torn up when we got back to the hotel room about the whole wrestling incident. He's like, dude, Ben doesn't understand that what, this is, this applies for most people. But he's like, where I come from, when you want to wrestle, if you put me in a headlock, that means we fight until someone taps out. Well, that was a very, it was a very light headlock. It was more of just like a bear crawl onto him. Right.

One of them, of the five. that were put down on him but he's like dude I so badly wanted to you know put him in his place but I didn't want to like get arrested at Bucky's so I just played dead that's what he's doing it's arrested

Evan does Evan fights back takes Ben down once Ben calls the cops I'm calling the cops cops were in the parking lot they roll up Evan is taken away after seven takedowns on it's like fucking a

would be so mad All right, what else we got? What else we got, so we're not just talking NASCAR. So have you guys ever sold anything on eBay? Okay, yes, I have. It's kind of funny. You have. Yeah, yeah.

That's cool. I've never sold anything on eBay. eBay's been around forever. So I'm like, well, I'm going to sell some exhaust that I have from one of the dirt bikes. Brand new, throw it up on there. Don't want to haggle around. Don't want it to sit up there forever. So I look at everything, everyone else is selling it for around 200 bucks.

I'm going to sell it for 125, shipping included. Race to the bottom. put it up and then it sells like right away I'm like okay maybe it went too low on the price

maybe didn't need to include shipping homie from Puerto Rico buys it and I'm like why did I do free shipping why did I go to the UPS store to ship it

and the UPS store we got Ken back here I know it was tough because a couple days had gone by and I'm like well I gotta get this shit gone you can't just ship it out

when you want like you know when it says five to seven days you should honor that So I go to the UPS store and they're like, oh yeah, Puerto Rico, dang. Yeah, it's pretty heavy item. $247. Oh, my gosh, so then I didn't do that.

But then I went to the USPS store. So I sold it for 125. eBay takes like 25 bucks of that. Of course. And then it was 106 to ship. Oh, my God. And I mostly just went through with it. My face.

My face. money. He paid money for a nice Puerto Rican man. So, yeah, I thought two things. I'm like, one, I can't. Why don't you just cancel it? You can cancel it. I know. He didn't want to ruin his celebrating. I didn't want to ruin my cellar. You can make a new account. I also knew that too. I was like, I know I'm one salient. I could just make a new account. But instead, I was like, you know, I'll pay six bucks to, to keep my cellarating up. Keep this. Roll. Mike, we'll go to Puerto Rico and figure out where that guy lives.

you took, too. For the one other thing you're probably going to sell on eBay in the next 10 years. I mean, not true. It was a bad experience, but like I definitely want to do more of it. But also, because it was actually really easy. This is why Mike doesn't sell things. But, yeah. This is why you're a hoarder.

Honest pays to sell them. He loses the item and he pays them to take it. Does eBay take, like, less of a fee when you like start to sell more stuff? No, I remember that. I was very disappointed. I sold some wakeboarding findings. No, I know, but you were never like a selling. thousands of items sellers.

I think I sold a few things, though. Steve Hamilton, our friend Steve, he owns custom offsets. He started his business selling wheels and tires on eBay. That's the only place that he sold for like a while. But they, yeah, I just, they do take a lot. I just wonder if you're getting to the point where you're selling, like, let's say, hundreds of items every month. Is there, do they, can they work through a little less of a percentage?

Because that means if you're selling, you know, something for $1,250, it will take $250 of those dollars. That's crazy. There's no way that fees that high. I guess, yeah, they keep the same. $125, they took $25. Wow. So I was just like, dang, that's steep.

You know, I mean, maybe I will just stick to Facebook marketplace, even though it was much easier than selling something on Facebook marketplace. You've got to text that Puerto Rican guy, be like, listen, man, I paid $6 to give you this. I know. Just at least send me a video of it on your car, man. Just the fact you drove all the way to UPS, then he drove to USPS. You dealt with those guys when they're packing.

10%? Holy crap. And then if you get over $7,500 in sales, then it drops down. Okay. 15% of books and magazines. That's insane. What does it drop down to after? We should start at eBay. Screw all the other things we're doing.

I just got to hit $7,500. A per item, dude. That's what the seller. Yeah, like, was he cool to deal with? Oh, yeah. No, he was, I mean, he didn't say much, but I do want to know if, like, okay, so if he just got the thing down to Puerto Rico, because he knew he was, getting a good deal on it and then he was just going to flip it to someone else then that's just

bummer but if it is on his bike then that's isn't just a stock exhaust yeah what the mike you are such an interesting man i'm the bike that i sold last week and where the guy wanted the exhaust yeah that was the other funny thing so like i don't get rid of much we don't really get rid of much and then i just just i'm like yeah i'm just going to sell this stock exhaust just i just don't i just don't get why you would do that because it was like it was like a company exhaust, you were going to make the company $125 to ship the exhaust. No, no, no, I didn't put that on the company card. No, it was a company exhaust, but here's what happens with all of our shit, nothing, garbage.

Yeah. Give away. So I'm like, I'm going to make some money. Because it's efficient, throwing things away. It seems like your time was the biggest loss. How much time did you spend creating the listing? I would say, going to go ship it. And then how much time did you waste going to go ship it?

Talking with this guy. Wasted probably 15 minutes going to UPS and then succeeded probably another 15 to 20 minutes at USPS. So you've got almost an hour into your time to lose $6. Yeah, I didn't know I was going to lose $6. You act like I planned for that. I feel like even if it would have made like 500. Mike is like, damn, it's a pretty good deal. No, no, I'm not that stupid.

So was the guy like cool at least? Like, was he excited about the sock exhaust? What do you need it for? No, he needed it three days before. No, when they like buy, when you buy something on eBay, you don't like say what you need it for. So I didn't know if he was like, hey, man, I need this exhaust for my buddy, his pickup. He said, when will they send my item? And I'm like, hey, I apologize for sale on eBay, but shipping it out tomorrow.

I said, exhaust. Yeah, just basically explained it. Then I'll send you the tracking number. They said, thanks for reaching out. And he said, calm down. Thank you very much. Why did he say, calm down? And that's the only thing he ever said.

I sent him to the track number. Calm down. It's a great experience. I thought it was so funny. You got a message him now and go, can I at least get a five-star celebrating, please? I should ask him for one star. That would, yeah, then I would just delete my account.

I never sell anything on eBay again. Seller was slow and late. It is true. I do love that you do things like that. So, Mike, gives us a great podcast conversation. Exactly. That's what makes you you. It's funny that I still do want to do it more, though.

I mean, eBay's been around for so long. And honestly, they have done a good job of evolving. And, like, they are slightly irrelevant, but they are evolving with the times and, like, sticking around, you know. Like, they make a hell of a YouTube episode with us in Monster Truck. They did. They did. One of the best things that got quite a bit of views, too. Yeah.

One of the best things that they could have done was the, like, guaranteed fit thing because so many people don't buy something because they're like I don't know if it fits and I'm not trying to spend $200 and have to send it back just because it doesn't not even made for my vehicle I think that helps especially like non-car people okay I need this new window actuator for my car and it says it fits most places do say that but eBay is like such a wild west so for them to include that yeah it's nice yeah they do kind of still have that 2007 internet feel to you know it's like when you're polished up, like, damn,

it might get scammed here? Yeah, you don't really know. Dude, pictures are just never as good. Evan Point hasn't migrated to Amazon, so he still buys it. Oh, yeah. Evan doesn't really,

only use his eBay. Evan stayed in 2007. It's crazy. Well, eBay kind of reminds me of like Craigslist with the same feel like all the links. Yeah, Craigslist is falling off. Remember Craigslist misconnections or whatever? Or, like,

are men seeking women? You know, men seeking women was tame, but the other one was. I'm going to see if I can find some. Mark. Mark met his ex-girlfriend there, didn't you? Off Craigslist? The look on Mark's face right now.

Says it all. He's like, don't fucking say this online. I don't even, I'm not even familiar with this. What is it? So the premise is basically say, it became popular. I think when the internet was a little less popular, you go out to the grocery store

and you see this woman and you're like, wow, she's so pretty. You lock eyes for a minute And you're like Oh, I wish I could meet her again No fucking way You go on misconnections right And then you would be like

We locked eyes in the grocery store You were pushing a cart full of Radishes Tell them things you know I had the Oreos Bro what? Yeah and then you hope that they see it And then or someone sees it

That knows them or something And then somehow puts you in Have you guys used it Anyone else here? Used it? No No No

Left at it Yeah Yeah Red it and laughed at it And was entertained by it That makes so much sense. Last night we were at dinner and we were all sitting at this table and CJ says something about behind Justin and Justin stands up and goes, we should buy that and then just locks eyes with this very tall man that's standing there and they just both

stare at each other. He's like, you can buy me? They stare at each other for like three seconds, like long enough where it's uncomfortable to look into somebody's eyes and then he like turns around and walks away and Justin turns around and is just like, oh my God, what just happened? And then he goes, I need to find that guy on misconnection. That makes sense. Go back to misconnection there. You head it up. So, like, there would be like listings like this, looking for a guy for fun.

Click that one. Looking for a guy to have some fun with today. 50s guy here. Mid-50s guy here. Like, that's like the shit. I can't imagine it's a pretty situation if you're linking up that way. Yeah, you know, it's just weird shit like that. And then there would be like sting operations because like there's,

women that are basically running a prostitution business through Craigslist, and then there'd be like sting operations, or the police would also go in and create their own listing and do a sting that way. So it's like they were bust in both ways and then even the third. And here's one, DoorDash driver, you bought, you brought my Indian food to my house. You smiled and had some amazing legs. If you see this, tell me your name and what color your car was. exactly it's like what are they really i just feel like the odds nowadays of this actually working out

well there's got to be some some success stories beautiful woman in cub foods with my with mom i want to meet you friday night at cubs foods in maple grove i saw you in produce i'm kicking myself for not approaching you let's try again this friday night around 630 unreal damn so he's going back there with hopes of running into this person that's got to be more of a waste of time than losing six bucks on ebay yeah yeah i mean like It's a chance for love, though, Mike. Kenneth, you are a beautiful black lady and you were in line with an older white gentleman. I talked to him about if this is where you pay my real estate taxes later.

I did see you looking at me. Well, and what was that guy's name? Kenneth. Things are adding up. Hold on. Read that again now. You are a beautiful black lady and you were in line with an older white gentleman. I talked to him about if this is where to pay my real estate taxes later and I saw you looking at me.

and I saw you looking at me. You just came into my office the other day and you were talking about paying the real estate taxes and you said you were headed off to do that. Where was that at? That was in Detroit Lakes, right? Detroit Lakes. Oh my.

Was it actually? Yeah. Are you serious, Ken? Technically the bubble is a little north of Detroit Lakes. What day was it on? 423. What day is that? Tuesday.

He came into my office on Monday. Probably just a coincidence. Yeah. You have any explaining to do, Ken? Probably just a coincidence, huh? I mean, this is all lining up, especially after the speed dating. This sounds like a reach, but I don't know, maybe it will work out.

This is far from a reach. This is just like a, it's right there sitting right in front of us. Kenneth made the post. Yeah, his name was Kenneth. He said, my name is Kenneth. I kind of like Kenneth. Kenneth, Matthew. Yeah, sometimes I'm using trouble.

Kenneth, Kenjimino, Gendrick. Pull up some of the, like, ones on Instagram. We'll get a couple of the good ones. All right, moving on. I've been down bad before, but not quite misconnections on Craigslist down bad, but I don't judge. This is something that I would imagine, like, the people that leave, like, hate comments on our videos, like, telling us how worthless we are. Yeah. Although maybe somewhat true.

I can't imagine you would say that to my face in person, but you would make a post on Craigslist trying to get my attention somehow. Have you guys ever, like, looked on misconnections, hoping you'd see? Because, like, we, you know, there wasn't dating apps before. I've used dating apps. Cool. Come on, Mark. Oh, my God. Give us your best, Mark, give us your best misconnection story.

Like, some of these. He goes, I'm definitely not fucking saying it now. So because you can't say it, does that mean you have done it? Yeah. Well, maybe it'll work for, Mark. Maybe it'll work for that random guy, Kenneth. Yeah, good luck to that guy. Whoever he is.

Whatever he's doing now Dude, all right, this one's wild The tag is You farted in Trader Joe's You were the tall brunette With the near perfect body That farted in the bread section last night I was the tall guy next to you

And that looked over and asked you Was that you? You quickly replied, no, that wasn't me You almost seemed insulted I would ask as the stink grew You continued to deny your flashlance But it was evident I tried to get rid of the stench

By waving two loaves of Cabiata bread You proceeded to storm off Angry Manor You are beautiful And even if you are a liar And fart like a Clydesdale I'd love to meet up sometime

That one definitely Could have been about Ken Sounds like Evan As a joke That's really funny But as the real If that's real Although you're a liar

And you're like Clydesdale Can you imagine Standing there And it smells so bad You have to start waving Your two lobes of bread Mark two loaves of bread Mark was that one you

Yeah in the bread aisle No one loves bread more than Mark I loves bread We can't even like at some of our favorite restaurants I think it's just a rule to us They say everyone gets this treatment But like you only get one loaf now And I think it's because Mark

They eat so many that they're like This guy we're losing money on him So the complimentary loafs of the complimentary loafs of bread We're limiting them just to one When we walk in One time Mark came down to the the lake early because he was dropping off a couple of loaves of bread at all the local restaurants that we're going to go to that weekend we got three lows last night all in front of

market i really have been coming up with good uh like children's movies ideas i think if we ever like quit doing this or the company's able to expand i think i'd like to write movies because i think you can write movies and be really stupid and then someone else smart makes them happen probably yeah i mean the thing that cartoons would be super easy to make Yeah, because you can just... The thing that scares me about writing a movie is like, let's say you fully committed, like you were really liking this idea. So the idea is one thing.

And then you turn it into a movie like nights and nights and nights of writing. And then you like hand it to someone and they don't want to just revise it. They're like, nah, your idea is shit. That would be heartbreaking. I'll just take this one all the way home just by myself. I wrote it in the car, to Fargo, dude. I got in the car, was going to Fargo and there was a fly in there with me. And I was like, damn.

this fly like I'm taking him 50 miles away from the home that he was at before right and so the movie would be about this bug that gets trapped in a car and then it gets it goes on a road trip with a family right and so the bug's stressing it's like freaking out and then they get to like an amusement park the family in the car gets to the amusement park opens the door and there's a ton of other bugs there trying to find their way home and i don't know what you call it maybe a bug's like it's actually pretty good right yeah i can see that it's like a character building event what's like the grocery store movie with like all the animated foods sausage party yeah it like takes like a weird yeah weird twist at the end yeah like an adult

it's like any you know like when when the in toy story when they get separated from the house they got to get back oh yeah it's kind of same thing but with a book rip off from toy story no i didn't know that it was but this one's different i i obviously don't know how to make cartoons but if i could just write the story for a cartoon and the cartoon characters are just us so it's just basically our show but uh we don't got to like coerce or like you know try and like make this play out the way that we're hoping because oftentimes we like got an idea but like no one else is filled in on it and we're kind of hoping it's going to go this way so we're kind of trying to like maneuver so it the outcome comes out to the way it it does for the video but if it was a

if it was a freaking cartoon i could just be like all right so he says this he says this this this and then this happens like it'd be and it's so easy i swear we could make a cartoon show later on in life and we just have all of our characters and we just embellish everything about us and make it a hundred times funnier i could see it and it would it would be so funny too because you could just make whatever happened like ken's just a little bit bigger and more of ken and then evans just a little bit shorter but more of like you just make it like everyone will just be kind of just clown and you can just make anything happen like it would be It is, in a way, kind of like South Park.

Like, they based those off of characters that they knew in their town, yeah. They actually did? I mean, not like exactly, but some of them are. No shit. I didn't know that. It's kind of cool. I mean, I'm sure honestly making cartoons will be easier and easier. Realistically, this is all you need.

A person who can write up, write the story, a person who does the animation, some people doing voices. Dude, someone just to type in the AI font. They'll just make that shit happen. Put it together. It's just going to be AI. Put it together and then wherever you're distributing it. So whether you're going Comedy Central or just YouTube or Netflix, wherever. It's actually a pretty good idea.

I think we can make AI do that. You don't even got to do shit. You just sit back. Probably. And just think. Be funny. Yeah, we are already doing it. We could do that. Cartoon Boys TV.

I don't know. Maybe we go children's show with it. It goes on Nickelodeon. I'd rather, I'd rather be more adult humor. I think it'd be way fun here. I would like all the weird kind of like adult jokes. that are in cartoons that like Spongebob I think was pretty notorious for doing that where like you know there were so many different references that as a kid you don't think twice

about and then as an adult watching it you're like is he like saying what I think he's saying and some of them are really hidden I just remember seeing like some of them are like oh okay I get that that's funny that they were chill putting that sandy cheeks but um yeah just stuff like that's funny and it's like it's fine but I just remember seeing one I still don't know if this is real but Spongebob was like buried in the sand and then crabs like grabbed him by the nose and pulled him out of the sand and then when he was holding him

SpongeBob was upside down and then it like pans down and his his face is all like exposed like his nose was just there he was not holding him by his nose what? Ken could you look these up? Yeah like you ever heard of

like they have all these conspiracy theories of like what the underlying message was for SpongeBob or like Rugrats has like They have these crazy things where Spongebop conspiracy theories are crazy It's kind of like do I think That's actually the real underlying thing Probably not

But it's easy to like you know Kind of Oh nice I like this On video What he's doing lad Quit work that I can help by burying myself Quit fooling and come on out I need you to be in a commercial

Oh my gosh dude Nick, is that real? There's no way. No way. That's funny, dude. The way they chopped it, I'm sure. Yeah. That's hilarious.

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