Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ben Got Punched

Episode Date: August 9, 2022

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Are we rolling? Have we replaced this? We're rolling? We're going? We're not going? I have the cord. Yes, we're going. Hey, welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast.

Number 40. Holy crap. 40? 40. 40. Oh, man. Can't believe we sat here and had a conversation 40 times and people are still listening. I can't.

I can't either. More and more, every podcast, especially when people subscribe. Oh, God, I'm tired. Mm-mm. Not that energy. You need to just sniffy thing. Yeah, here, have a little whiff of this, Ben. You know what?

I don't think that's what I need. Take a good one and crop in on Benjamin right now. Everyone get a good one. Come on, I rip these all the time. Dude, I just did it. If you're editing, it hurts so bad. That's weak. Oh, so if you're listening,

if you're listening to the audio version, we're sniffing smelling salts right now. Dude, that thing is, like, expired. That's not even that hard. No, this thing is post. You guys should smell them when they're new. It's not that bad. Why don't you just drink an energy drink like a normal guy?

I am. Bro, you got something wrong with you. I'm going to just tell you. What the fuck? Maybe there's like a strategy. What? We're going to be on a group consensus. What?

C.J. is just different. No, if you just do it enough, you get kind of used to it. Just hit it. Just hit one. I did that. It sucks. I'm crying. Ryan's taking it like a man.

My nose still. burns. I think the side-to-side motion is definitely how to do it. The right side of my face is like kind of tingling. I just mean like when it just fucking hits you have an hard deck. That's what that power lifters use that. Smelling salt. So that sounds legal?

Yeah. Good because we just opened our podcast. So I think you're not supposed to do anything bad for the first minute. You got this pimple just staring at me right now. Get it. Get it. Should I? Sure.

I have gross. I think you brought to kiss one. it's not ready oh maybe you got it Ben acts like I didn't I couldn't tell you know people like do people like popping pimples some people I don't personally enjoy it that much but you you I thought you might have been one of those people

that's good but then you did it and you're like ugh I think people that like popping pimples and watching that are a very different breed I would consider them I love it I like watching I can't I actually love watching Pimpo Popper. Yeah, I do too. Me and Alex watch them all the time.

That's disgusting. It's so satisfying when they squeeze it and all the pus comes out. They're satisfying, but it's so gross. It's like we're leaving. I know, I can't get past it. Imagine how, like, good it must feel for them to finally have that, like, out. And it's like relieving for me to watch. That's good.

Good for them. I don't need to watch the freaking. Dude, I think if you didn't have to be so smart to be a dermatologist, It didn't require so much schooling, I would be one. I don't know somebody who goes to the dermatologist goes to the dermatologist more than you. I swear, bro. You're on like a rotation of once a month.

It just seems like it's a lot because I go once a year to get my skin check because I had like the most minor form of skin cancer and they cut it out of my chin when I was like 20. So I have to go every year to make sure. Checked up. But then also obviously I was doing my hair thing. So that's why it seems like it. I'm pretty sure dermatologists suggest that you don't pop pimples.

So you'd be a pretty bad one. No, they pop that shit when I go there. What? It's like, don't pop pimples. Literally Google what to do with a pimple. And the first thing is do not pop it. Because it causes scarring.

Well, if it's not ready. And most of the time, it's how do you know when it's ready? Speaking of weird things, well, anyone in here before I get too deep on it. Any of you guys have a foot fetish?

Yeah, the foot fetish. I love the only one. I'm just kidding. No. Which is like, what time are we talking here? I was like, I didn't know there's more than one. Oh. I don't get Ryan going on massages.

Well, I always think it's like such a annoying thing that if you're like, if I say, yeah, I don't mind feet. I like your feet as in just that's your body part. And oh, yeah, you got nice feet. People like, you got a foot fetish? I'm like, absolutely not. Sounds like you do. Yeah, sounds like you do. Yeah.

Sounds like you do, Mike. Exactly. So you have a foot fetish. A foot fetish? I don't. How many times have you paid for somebody to see somebody speak? Be honest. You can get it free anywhere on the internet, dude.

Just look it up. Obviously, you haven't paid? No. But you still have a foot fetish. No. Okay, so, Mike, you and Andrew Schultz both have a foot fetish. No. He was talking about it on his podcast.

And I was like, Schultz has a foot fetish? Yeah. Yeah. His friends say when he scrolls by, you know, like a normal guy would zoom in on like a girl's chest or her face, maybe something like that. Is that what you do, Ryan? No. maybe normal other guys that aren't in relationships would so he goes by and if their feet are

in it he zooms in on their feet oh wow you can tell a lot about somebody by their feet like mike's feet mike's got some fucked up feet my feet i mean for the record one of them is fucked up bro a good reason i've like bunions dude no like you could you could straight up fit like two fingers in between mike's big toe and his next uh toe you're spending a lot of timer on mike's feet Well, I don't have a foot fetish. I've just noticed how messed up they are. That's what I'm saying. In order to talk about...

Well, Mike has a fucked up foot for sure. In order to talk about... No, that's not even... That's not the problem. It's like his natural, God-given feet are just messed up. No, let's see, no. My right foot is messed up. That's...

No. That's why? Yeah. Wait, let me see it. Oh my gosh. I'm going to film this. I want you guys to see this. I have a giant gap between my big toe and the rest of my toes on my right foot because I...

That's my... Oh, I thought they were always messed up. And congrats, everybody who does have a foot fetish. You will now get to see Micah's feet. Oh, for free. For free and everything, dude. I know. I'm not even thinking I'd put that in there.

Well, let's get into the meat and potatoes. I almost said gravy of this podcast. Did he add gravy in there, too? Yeah. Meat, potatoes, and gravy of this podcast. Oh, geez. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, geez. Those feet have utility. That is actually disgusting that you're going to drink that now. No, Ben, you're going to drink it. It's my foot. But I agree, it is a little disgusting. I haven't seen an ice in a while.

You know how slow I am at this shit. You can't be worse than Ken. Ken quits halfway through. I don't know you can hear this. It's like I can see him drinking, but it's not for a while there. It wasn't going down. Oh, you came up right to end. The last sip, dude.

So now I get ice and I'm not allowed to burp. All right, anyway, so there's this very large country music festival going on in Detroit Lakes, about 15 minutes from where we live going on for the next, well, past two days and today is the last day. So it was a three-day event. Bender. It's been a bender, yeah. So I didn't go on the first night, and then we went, obviously, last night.

It was so fun. I met so many subscribers and, like, people that you wouldn't think listen to the podcast, they listen to the podcast. So shout out to all the people that came up and said, what's up. Yeah. I thoroughly enjoyed talking to everybody and it was a blast. I wasn't too drunk, so I wasn't being an idiot. I was just chilling.

It must have been nice. It was the best, yeah, Ben, you were all fucked up. I saw you go there until like 3 a.m. Somebody's got to. That's true. Somebody's got to hold it down. We were all in bed. It's whatever you hang out with Brand.

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Shut the fuck off. My face is messed up. Yours is not. And I know that there's no way that you won the fight without getting hit. So is this your first fist fight? Yes. This is the first time I've ever been in a fist fight. And I didn't even, I wasn't even in it.

Okay. Yep, that sounds backwards. All right, so... Of course not. He doesn't fight his own fights. So I'm standing in line, waiting to get a drink. This guy in front of me kind of budges the line in front of this other dude's chick. Might have been the same dude.

We were going to talk about it in a minute, but I'm sorry. And so this guy goes, A, they basically calls him out for budging. No cuts. The guy basically, like, kind of gets in his face. And then the other guy, but they were both smiling. They were both like, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so you're probably like, they're not actually. Well, I thought they're buddies.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, just like giving each other shit. Like, hey, no jumping. Like, if you were to hop in front of line, I'd be like, what's up fucker? Like, get, no jump in line. Mm-hmm. Because they were smiling, kind of laughing at each other.

Then the guy knocks the guy's drink out of the hand. And this guy, this guy, like, this guy, like, kind of like, you know, drops it, throws a punch, misses, hits me. Oh, what? In the face. Yeah. I'd be fucking pissed. I was.

What'd you do? Well, I got smoked in the face. So the guy literally, so if I'm the dude fighting, Mike's the other dude, I'm standing right here. Right? In the cross air. It's such a swing and a miss. This guy literally goes, boom. Misses him hit through both face.

You sure these guys didn't have some kind of other agenda? They might have. They might have. Then get this. I get hit, I get hit It like kind of side swipes me But it like Like basically right here

Right here Dude I would have started throwing hands Well I was very I would have teamed up with the dude that The other dude tried to hit Well believe me I was very caught off card If you're not in a fist fight and you get punched You quite literally

Don't know what fucking hit you So I'm like Whoa I just got punched in the face I've never been punched in the face before That didn't feel good And next thing I know the guy was being like held back by like i don't know if it's security or just like a bunch of guys

right otherwise i obviously i would pummel them you know obviously yeah obviously it still haunts me but i didn't take a video or a picture of the guy because i wanted docks him i know i know and um you can't fuck with people that have a podcast they'll talk about you yeah yeah and so dude i'm like just getting eaten alive by this obviously getting punched in the face sucks it was all for nothing it was for nothing like i don't i can't even like docks the guy yeah that's tearing me up the whole first the whole first day i'm like oh god damn it's so good you know it's funny wait wait oh you saw more wait wait they too see him again no way i'm keeping my eyes peeled to this guy right and i'm like as soon as i see him accidentally punch him in the face it's on sight i'm not gonna

i'm not gonna i'm gonna just take a picture of him yeah i'm ripping a piss i look over it's the guy. No way. You should have just suckered him. It's the guy. While he's pissing. And so I'm like, you know, peeing, look over. I say something.

He answers. You know, I'm like, I'm like, this rain sucks, huh? And the guy goes, yeah, man, what, like, this sucks. Look over. We make eye contact. Dude probably didn't know who I was because I don't even know if he knew that. He punched me. My eyes just light up.

And the dude's probably like, is this in VIP or where? Yeah. Really? And I quickly put my, like, dick away. I buttoned on my pants. I grabbed my phone as fast as I could. You took a picture? I go.

Gone. You would take a picture of a guy. It would have been pretty weird if you was taking a piss and you pull out of your phone and take a pick. I think he would have a punch again. Right. I was going to follow him out of the bathroom. Okay. So he's taking a piss like that?

Yeah. So anyway, I'm still. No, I think he just, he was just done taking a person. and he left. Meanwhile, I'm like, like scrambling, trying to grab my phone. Other people in the bathroom are probably like, what the fuck?

Like, what's going on here? So day three, stay tuned. Maybe for the next podcast, if I found the guy, I mean, docks them. And then have them on.

And then, yeah, after I get punched, the, I go, man, I can't wait to tell that story on the podcast. The guy that was supposed to get punched,

goes, here's an idea. me, you, and him. We sit down on the podcast. Is that guy watched the podcast? He probably just like, oh. I don't know. He was probably just like, I'll be on your podcast.

So, WeFest, we weren't going to go this year. At least Ryan and I weren't going to go. Our girlfriends weren't going to go. Because this is the type of shit that happens there. Yes. It's always a problem. It's always a problem. If someone's not trying to fight you, you know, getting in an argument with your, you know,

You know, it's like when you drink so much, it's just a mess. It's a good time, but it's, it's, it's a mess. And it's really not worth it. We weren't going to go. And then Red Bull was kind enough. They hooked us up with tickets. So then it was like, obviously we're going to go. They're working their way up the rankings, you know?

They are, they are for sure number one energy drink company right now. They're doing pretty good. But anyways, Ryan and I, we showed up. We didn't go with, well, Ryan went the first night, but I didn't because it was editing the video, whatever. So we show up. We're both sober. we got our girlfriend's Ryan's

girlfriend's friend and then Butch with us too And we're standing there in line We're getting our tickets, whatever And then we have to like stand in line to get in We're just mind our own business We are literally stone cold sober 100%

We're being very just Bunting and everybody People are coming up saying whatever Hi And then this guy just goes What the fuck do you say this? He goes He just like kind of taps me and goes

I was in line before you and I was in front of you And I'm gonna stay in line in front of you Like I was here first I'm getting in first He looks at us, he goes Don't you know how to stand in a line And he's a full grown ass man And I look at him and I'm like

Both Ryan I turn and look at him like this We're like, what? What? And he's like, I was in line before you You guys are budget in front of us And I'm like What's going on with people getting so triggered about budgets? What is this?

We were like Dude I've never seen you before in my life I did not know I was in front of you But they were behind us Because I remember I backed up And I bumped into his girlfriend At the very beginning of the line And I said, oh, I'm sorry

And then halfway in he got fucking hot I don't know if this guy was on Coke or what But he was so fucking pissed And he was pressing us And Ryan and I were both sober And I was this close To just talking shit back Because realistically it's like me, Ryan and Butch

I know I was like feel a little safe I knew Butch You want to know the thing was, you know, the thing was, I was like, who cares? Yeah, exactly. Like, if I cause an issue here because I have to open my mouth and whatever else happens, then we ruin the night. The girls are all going to be mad, which I don't blame them. Like, it's just pointless.

So we just shut up. And you let him go in front. Yeah, we're like, oh, I don't know. Stand in line. And then Ryan goes, like, he just kept saying, like, how much you guys ever stood in line for? And then, uh, Ryan goes, eh, it's all good, man. Bureau still be cold. And we get in there.

He goes, whoa. No, it won't. What? He's just the most negative guy. He goes, he'll be warm last night. Luke warm, yeah. It'll be the same tonight.

Same to night. Everybody around was the beer's garbage. And literally, everyone around us was just like, this guy sucks. What the fuck? Like, they were all on our side. We were just like laughing. So the line divides into like four different parts.

And we go this route. And we end up getting it before. I was like, I was laughing. As we were going through, and he just shut up. I thought he was just standing there. Yeah, he was like pissed because it was like, our line was next. So he's up here.

And we just go out. And he's like, come on. Haven't you ever done a line before? He's like telling the people how to do the, like from the back. He's like, turn around. Just the biggest doucheon. And he was a full grown ass man. Honestly, if I would have had you guys with, like if we would have had a full on group,

I would have just started trashing that dude. Like, because, I mean, what are you going to do? There's like seven of us, and then it's just him and his girl. Hey, so what did you want to talk about? Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi. Wagovi? Yeah, Wagovi. What about it?

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i'm glad we didn't do anything because they would have just caused an issue we knew we did the right thing but man it would have been fun to so exchange some words it's just a thing that's why it's just a risky maneuver going to we fest also just what you were saying maybe on a podcast or something some people just don't want to be happy to that level i'm saying yeah negative negative people right tried like but to that level say the beer's don't be cold yeah where you said that and he Like, probably not. It was a cold last night. That's just a person who just does not want to be happy.

Yeah, I'm like, bro, you're going to a music festival. Chill out. So he was with a, like, his girl? Yeah, he would just go. And what was she doing? Just standing there, shutting up. Yeah, she knew not. She knew.

She didn't want to step out of line. He didn't start swinging on her. Jesus. We just turned this guy from one guy that's a little bit upset that the line was cutting in front of him to a woman beat her. That dude was legit. And I don't say this much, but he was legit a loser. Yeah.

I think that's one of the meanest things you can. say but he was a loser one thing about Wii Fest is like we never film there as fun as it would be we just we never film there because honestly we're doing everyone there a favor for not filming realistically yeah if Ben was getting

filmed last night holy fuck but I'm saying like I don't know how to put it into words but like you guys have seen like festivals and stuff like it's the greasiest of the greasy I personally I find that pretty fun I'm a little bit juvenile for thinking that I find that fun like when we went to Vinny's mud and shit, it's one of those things that people might be on the internet and they're just like,

geez, just body to body, people drawn all over each other. Like, it's pretty greasy. Heavy girls flashing their titties. So, uh, oh, my Vinnie's mud bog. Oh, I thought you were talking about at We Fest. I'm sure it happens at week. Well, yeah, definitely. No, for sure.

So back before, back before we, uh, did YouTube, I still liked the internet. I post a lot on Instagram. I used to tweet, whatever. and you guys remember Harambe, when Harambe died, there was the whole big thing, rest in peace, dicks out for Harambe, and tits out for Harambe. It's all me in my younger years being a drunk asshole, and I was like, I'm going to make a complation.

I think that's how you pronounce that. Complation. Compilation. Completion. Whatever it is. Of everybody at Wee Fest saying either dicks out for Harambe or tits out for Harambe. A few guys got very upset because they thought, was trying to get their girl like me filming them trying to get their girlfriend flash

and I was like no man it's just for harambe it was a bold thing no them flashing their tits isn't for me I know I'm filming this right now but it's for harambe it's tribute video but so nobody actually didn't that wasn't in the video but I it's funny because progressively throughout the day in the video you can see people getting far more hammered and so I put it all together on Sunday all hung over after we fest and posted it and And it slowly grew. I think it's got like a 100,000 views or something like that. But my claim to fame was it was on total frat move, which was like what Barstool is

back then. Like if you were on total frat move, that was the shit. They reposted every in a frat. If you're in a frat, of course. Dude, that's so sick. No, that was back when Barstool was still sports, but like, you know, barstool just post anything. They post jet skis, girls falling, doing whatever.

That's what that was. And they did a little. little write-up story on it and everything about all these drunk kids and yeah it's fucking awesome they put a caption on the video no they like wrote an article like how they wrote right articles about bar stool a blog post yeah a little blog post man right you've always been such a creator dude so that's pretty sick and i always thought i'm like somebody in there is going to be like a senator or something like that you know like they're going to try to do something important and this video is going to come out of them yeah but one guy met on facebook or on facebook marketplace we bought his pool and he goes

I've met you before and I was like oh I'm sorry man I I don't remember but nice to meet you again he goes uh to be fair I don't really remember either and I was like oh okay and he goes yeah was at we fest and I go oh you know we fast huh you never remember and he goes yeah I was the uh the last guy and your dicks out for harrombay video and I was like a car salesman had a house wife kids bunch of dogs I was like damn dude that is wild again mostly doing a service to the people there just trying to have a good time by not filming it's uh it's greasy good fun good fun rip harambe yeah so that one out there if there was somebody just walking around with the camera though dude they gravitate for sure or what sorry oh i was gonna just say it like that'd be so bad for just

like everyone involved right like that's just so yeah so that's what i'm getting at it's like you come if we rolled to we fest with the big camera people are drunk and they they want to get in front of it and do whatever, and at the end of the day, they're nine out of ten in the bag, and they're going to regret whatever we film them doing. Yeah, most likely, yeah. I still would love to, like, do it.

It just would be so funny to chop up, like the greasiest video you could possibly chop up. It wouldn't be very hard. I know, I know. It would not be very hard. In the last podcast, I was extremely surprised at how many people have been struck by lightning. Really?

Oh, yeah. Did you see all the comments? I did see a handful. A lot of them, and basically, it's pretty all of them were just like uh i'd like that yeah they're fine afterwards yeah you imagine you're struck by lightning though probably got an extra pep in your step one time it was raining really hard outside the shop back when we used to hang out at ken's dad's dad's shop and uh it was like pouring

lightning thundering whatever and ryan ran out i don't know what we were on like what we were trying to accomplish but you were like being a child just being a child Ryan grabs a fishing pole and i don't know if that conducts or not but he grabs a fishing pole and just starts swinging around He's like, oh, look at me. And I'm like, dude, if you get struck by lightning, like, I don't even want to witness this. So I was like, you got to cut back to turn the other way. That would have been so bad. Like, yeah, I would have been like, all right, don't get stuck.

You're being all cocky and you get struck by lightning. That reminded me, my friend, Nicky's in, his car got struck by lightning. Well, he was in it? Yeah, he was driving down the interstate and just pshush. What happened to it? That's wild. He said it, like, shattered the windshield kind of, like, fucking it up. What?

They, like, hit the windshield in his passenger seat. He said it was super loud. This is way more common than we even. Whenever it's lightning out and people are like, good inside. Like, Alex always gets all worried about. I'm like, yeah, right. Like, we're going to get struck by the window. Right.

Right. It's over there swinging around a metal rod. Metal ride. Yeah. Dude, I just saw video of the White House lawn getting struck by lightning. What? Yeah, the White House is in there. It's all stormy and then right in the huge-ass lawn in the front.

All right. Wait. Wait. From what? At the White House? At the way? At the White House? Holy.

Lightning at the White House and two people died? It's like the park next door. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like all the area. Wow. So two people died in some of the United States. From that? In D.C. Jesus Christ.

All right, let's not get struck by lightning. Anyways. So on Thursday night, I went out with New York. Yeah. Yeah, how is that? That's always fun. It was fucking blast. I mean, we were out drinking.

This is New Yorkian as they come. Yep. Yep. Hey, CJ, let's get a drink. drink buddy debate debatably in the mafia or the new york mob i don't know i don't know if you can say that all right bleep that anyways i was like i don't think you can say that okay take that out then anyways uh just for your own safety bro they wouldn't do anything to me i think they might no they won't anyways i i'm good buddies with them yeah but what about the rest of them

we bleep their names anyway all right all right so brocruiser on their pontoon nice night wind starts picking up time for everyone to go home they go to drop me off the dock fucked up i'm all drunk we're the only two people i can drive the boat and no offense to but he's not that great of a boat driver and he's like the second in line okay he just doesn't live around here full time so i'm like whatever he starts bringing me forward the wind's blowing us i'm like god damn it i don't want him to hit my boat and he didn't want to either like whatever i'll just hop on to the platform on the boat which is like up high so i put the cooler on it i go and i'm stepping up i'm like just getting my one foot on it

and you're goes dad because he thought it was getting too close fucking throws that bitch and reverse and as i'm like stepping i'm trying to step up fucking fall you fell in dumps you in with all my clothes on my shoes my phone my wallet my wallet's still wet my phone's fucked up well not not from the water i dropped the weight on it but uh anyway i work out too uh yeah So that happened on Friday night. It was kind of funny. And everyone just laughed. Everyone just laughed.

Right. Because like how often do you actually fall in the water with all of your stuff? But I got water in my ear because I fell in like a weird way and I couldn't fall until like five in the morning. My ear hurts so bad. I was thinking I was going to go to the emergency room. I seriously debated it at five in the morning. I was like, they need to drain this shit. Wow.

What did you end up doing? I did like every method I could possibly find on the internet to get water out of year. And then I just was like, screw it. Laid on that side when I went to bed When I woke up, it had drained I used to get the worst swimmer's ear, dude Like, I would get, every time I'd go swimming, I'd get an earache after it.

So every time I would go swimming, then afterwards, I started dumping rubbing alcohol into my ear. So I was gonna say if you still had it, but a lot. Dude, I still had it. I don't know. I wonder you're scared of the water. I just hate swimming. Yeah.

And every time you go. I mean, if you got swimmers ear, then yeah. Yeah. Doesn't sound that fun. Yeah, I don't get that anymore. I just still hate swimming. You just get a little congested. That too, and I'm just bad.

One time when I was in high school, someone was in my ear, whatever, and I tried, like, getting the wax out, and I ended up packing it to my eardrum because I stuck the Q-tip in too far, so it packed my eardrum. I've done that before. Oh, and then you couldn't hear, and then you slept through your alarm. I was scared. I was scared.

I thought I damaged my ear. I couldn't hear. I'm my right ear. Or left ear, one of the years. It was like, I'm telling my parents. They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not buying it, whatever. I'm like, I can't, like, hear, I think something's wrong.

And, you know, our families are about taking, like, us going to the doctor. They just wouldn't let it. Finally, like three days later, I'm sleeping on my good ear side on a temperatech pillow, and my alarm's going off. I slept like an hour and a half through my alarm because you couldn't hear it. And then finally they're like, oh, maybe you should go to the hospital. And I went and they, like, flush it out and it felt amazing. So that's why I thought I got to go to the hospital.

Dude, I got a thing for that now. It's like this syringe that you put in your ear and it goes. goes out three ways. And it's here. And it works phenomenal. What you should do that at all? It's like a syringe that you put in your ear, and then there's like three streams that go straight out.

So basically, like, washes the wax out of your ear. And it works really good. That's happened to me a few times, and it's the weirdest feeling. Like, I feel like Evan, because Evan's deaf in one ear. And that's about what it would feel like. I just can't hear anything. Do you guys feel like your hearing's getting worse?

I do. No. I think I'm a bad listener. I feel like Ryan's got the worst hearing out of anyone. I'm a bad listener. That's because you blit off a ball behind me. That's why. That was so bad, bro.

That was when my mentality changed on protecting my hearing. Because I distinctly remember it getting worse after that. Yeah. I believe it. When you let off, what were those M80s? We have the video somewhere, right? Yeah, there's a video of Jake putting an M80 in a garbage. bitch can inside of our shop inside our shop like right behind Ryan didn't know and it goes off

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like i watched me i watched i just as it happened i'm like oh i didn't think you were going to put it that close wouldn't it really mattered and i also was almost like ryan like you know yeah i mean permanent permanent i think our ears are getting bad or worse from the freaking loud cars loud exhaust loud pretty much everything if you feel like a pussy for covering ears you're not No, dude, you're hearing. You can't get back. Because as it diminishes, there's nothing you can do besides getting hearing aid. All of us are rolling around at like age 30 with hearing aids.

We're all sitting at the podcast table. We can't wear these headphones because they're... What? What? I got to turn this thing up, I think. Or can squealing. Come back and do the next day. Mark and Tint. You guys need to get another drink in you.

You can be all fucked up. What are you doing to me, Tant? Look, you just snapping it. Should we get Mark and Tintz? Yeah, we should. What? I'm like fucking slob it on this, Mike, bro. Whoa.

Whoa. Okay, also, this is my new favorite filter. Oh, bro. If it wasn't on tint, crusty-ass droid. I know that. I was just fucking screen to call him. You know, we should have gotten tint, besides for his, before his wheels was a fucking iPhone.

Seriously. Dude, why didn't we do that? Dude, Snapchat filters are just getting out of pocket. Yeah. They're so fun. We complain about Snapchat a lot.

No. No, no, no, no, no. Like, like, like, that's actually something that they are doing

incredibly good at. And I always have, honestly. Bro, every single time I go on Snapchat and start swiping through, I'm like, oh my gosh,

this is hilarious. And then there's always that one guy in the group chats, that just will use the face filter way too much and send it in thinking it is super funny because I know I do this all the time and then other people watching it

I just like I've seen you open up the snaps of just like clicking right through it because I do the same shit I found the fucking one filter that made people look sad right one took over he'd be like at dinner and he'd be like this and I'd be like I don't need to see it yeah yeah no there

he's over there right now he puts his phone away that was stupid Whenever I remember that one day at dinner when we found that filter, like I always feel childish when I'm doing it. Even though it's so genuinely funny. I'm like, I got to try it on your dad now. I got to try it on Bush. And it's just like so funny. And it's just like, do you remember when I, what was it?

I on the max, like, I photo or something or whatever the movie studio? You can take selfies and they had filters. And like that was like 10 years ago. And we just thought it was the funniest thing ever. Oh, look at your face is all stretched out. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what I'm saying, dude. Some of them are incredibly creative.

I still actually have no idea how they managed to do that. You know, like, how long it would take to Photoshop someone to look sad like that? And you can do it live and say whatever you want. It's crazy. I love the future. Now get exciting. This is big! For the summer's biggest adventure.

I think I just smurf my pants. That's a little too excited. Sorry. Smurfs. Now playing. Dude, that you guys are kind of looking forward to that you think is coming like, don't play it. Dude, I really want to get the new Hummer H, the EV. Yeah.

Hummer EV. I think that thing is so sick. I would love to get one. Can you get it, though? Like, are people... Probably not. Because, like, Stradman just got his, and he ordered his back in, like, 2020. Whoa.

You know how much? People are, like, upcharging, most people are, they only, not only, but they cost 130 MSRP. Yeah, so you know what people are going to ask? Yeah. Holy. But if you could have got an MSRP, 130 is a steal for that truck. That's a sick truck, dude.

Especially in this market. So what do you think it's going to go for? I have no idea. Like secondary market. I just was hoping that someone would reach out off of here and be like, hey, I have one I'll give you an MSRP. Yeah, I'm sure. Probably not.

Just to hang out, like, drive it for a little bit. I texted Brand. I was like, can you get your hands on it? he was just like sheesh every time we text him for a car he's like why can't you guys buy a normal fucking car can you find we make it so hard on him can you find one of the most rare vehicles right now only in one of these colors preferably but also at msrp i don't want to over pay for it i don't want to pay a dollar over msrp he's like you want a good deal on like a normal car like a camry i can get you a killer deal dude but he's like i'm a car salesman not a

miracle worker yeah that is funny if we genuinely bought like normal cars like they could probably get us a swinging deal on that yeah big swing in swing kind of on the same line pipeline uh the new z o six super excited about that i have an allocation for it but that basically means nothing because yeah yeah it's like it's actually through a subscriber uh down in arizona but back when they first came out i posted about it i was like hey if anybody can get me on like the list for it i might be be eighth in line on the list and this dealership might only get like

two zero six allocations I haven't heard anything about like the build actually like being able to spec it out because then once you build it then it goes to the factory but if you're like I don't know I'm in limbo so also somebody's listening and they have they have an allocation

maybe they don't want it maybe they don't be boy very unlikely and that's going to be another car that like once it drops I think it's also like 130 but like once that car comes out on the secondary market it's going to be like 200,000 they're making stipulations you can't sell it for over here yeah you can no no no no no you can you can sell it you just don't get the bonus you don't get the bonus I thought they voided your warranty yeah void the warranty there's like a whole bunch of shit dude what

is cracking down on people trying to just for his money and flip their cars their cars so it's going to be even harder to get one then no yeah yeah it well because you won't even have more than likely the option of overpaying to get one. Right. But if you can't buy it on the secondary market, the warrant is going to be scrapped. Damn, that sucks for the people that are trying to sell the car, though. And somebody, you shouldn't have bought one then. It's just for a year.

Yeah, but one year after the purchase date. That, I don't, that's kind of bullshit. I think that's awesome. I personally him in all in favor. I think that's bullshit. Yeah, I think there has to be a stipulation. They steal the, I mean, everyone's trying to make money, whatever, but you hop in there, you get an allocation.

and then you just fucking flip it right away just for profit. I think that's bullshit. There has to be some kind of, some kind of incentivized way to sell the car. You know why Chevrolet's piss off about it? Because they're like, wow.

So like basically these guys are making more money than us flipping our car that we spent years and years innovating and engineering, all this. And then we sell it. And just some schmuck who went and got a fucking bank loan got it and then flipped it. for a hundred grand and probably doesn't even care doesn't even give a fuck yeah i i think it's well then it makes well then it makes it super hard for you know because the corvette is like the

everyday man's uh supercar because has been the most affordable car well then you're basically just throwing all that out the window i think a lot of people i saw i saw on facebook uh you know the post about that on car and driver and so i read through the comments and a ton of people were incredibly upset at how expensive a Z-O-6 was. This is MSRP? Yeah, MSRP. They were like, I can't believe they're charging over $100,000. I remember when you used to build to get a Corvette for $40, all this stuff, right?

But I was thinking about this and it even goes back. Yeah, it's just things are more expensive. Dude, you got moms loading cars up, Yukon, Denali X-Ls, they're like $100,000. And if you go even nicer and escalates, they're way more. But you've got guys driving $100,000 diesel trucks. people forget that just everything is getting more expensive and you can go down the inflation route you can go down that but also you go wow that guy's got a shiny red Camaro or whatever you know and they go that's really cool but they forget that the truck he drives every day to work

that's 80 grand 100 grand is actually more expensive and nicer than his uh than the sports car but it's funny that that has slipped under the radar the people who know no people do forget that all the time. I think all the prices are going to start coming down, though. Or at least leveling. Or at least leveling. But I guess just back to the 06 thing of people being mad about the price of it, though, dude, that is going to be such a good car.

For $130,000, if that's what you get in at, for how good of a car it is, it's like going to be one of the fastest production vehicles, zero to 60. The interior is amazing. the quality of it's amazing you can literally bring it to any dealership and get it maintenance and it's like not astronomically expensive there's so much that goes into like the benefits of having a uh corvette just like after the lamo to the corvette wrote i had such a good card uh american assuming that the z o six is just going to be a much better and faster version of the normal c8 but like for a hundred grand for the

Normal C8, I still think that's a great deal because it's such a good car. You want to know my only, and I'm all about that too, and I really don't care. But the thing you're losing is exclusivity. Like when you're driving around your Corvette, granted it's the 06, most people are just going to, oh, there's another Corvette. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. No one really goes that wild over Corvettes around here.

Your Lambo, you can't fucking drive it anywhere because everyone goes nuts. Yeah, I guess if that is what you're looking for is like exclusivity and kind of like being big cheese in time. No, it's not that. I just think, like, if you're looking at just strictly performance, yes. But if you're looking at, like, this car is better than a Lambo, I still think the Lambo's cooler. Because it's exclusive, it's the same thing as the GTR. No one has GTRs around here.

GTR is probably cheaper than a new Corvette. Cooler, yes. But for the average guy that is, you know, not a YouTuber. Just wants a good car. No, I know. I'm saying performance-wise, it's awesome. I'm just saying it's, it will never replace, like, a Lamborghini or like a true exotic car because it's just another car.

Corvette at the end of the day no matter what and I still think it's an awesome car yeah yeah no I'm all about performance I mean I fucking love the evil I the GTR most people don't even fucking know what it is is the thing it's a Nissan I was gonna ask you that what do people that aren't car people do they think that the GTR is anything special well people that aren't car people go what kind of car is that they come up and I just say it's a it's a Nissan GTR and then as soon as they hear me say Nissan they're like oh and they walk away really But, like, actual, like, true car guys are, like, wow, I've never seen one of these. Like, most guys around here, and they're like, no, holy shit, now this is, this is a sharp car.

And then I open the door and, wow, this is pretty nice, too. And, you know, whatever. Basically, everyone that's ever asked me about CJ's car, it's always that. It's like, wow, like, what kind of car of that black car CJ drives? What is that? You know, it's a sharp looking car. They say sharp a lot, but it's like, oh, it's a GTR. And they're like, never heard of it.

That's a cool looking car. That's interesting. It's just a unrecognizable car. car to the to the uh i think it's just one of those if you know you know yes yeah no 100% i don't really care that much i'm not trying to fucking you're good chees anyone yeah but i was just saying with the corvette ultimately no matter how good the performance is it's another corvette and there's if you drive from here to fucking the roadhouse you're going to see one i'm just most excited for that i still think you should get one or whoever wants one should get one yeah awesome car performance

wise, but ultimately it's just Corbett. I'm just excited for that, like, high, high, high revving V8. Like, that's what's going to, I think, set you apart. Yeah, it's still going to look like that. But when you go by... Performance-wise, it's better than anything else on the road, though. It's like the test the plaid, though.

That thing's going to walk it, though. That's what I'm excited for. Ken, when the fuck are you getting your... Ken's minivan, bro? Your next little minivan, yeah. Ken, you were saying... You were saying July, obviously, that came and went. Well, it came, it came, and it got... Elon got hammered and then drove it into a pole or something.

Yeah, did somebody back into another car, like taking it off the trailer or what happened? They basically, like, messed up the rear bumper. How long is it going to be until you get this thing? They have to build a whole other one because basically they offered, they said, Ken, we can fix your car in this many weeks or months, or you can just hop back in the build cycle, which is more likely that we would. you'll be able to build you a brand new car

and it'll come off the line. Then we could get this thing. This happens? That actually happened? So that's why I believe it's just down the pipeline. Dude, Ken has the worst luck with vehicles. Yeah. His lemon story.

Yeah, you do. When Ken got a Focus RS a couple years ago, basically the car had issues. From the day you got it. Yeah, from the day you got it. But like, what, a revolving door of going in and out of, of like the Ford service shop,

like what, three out of four? weeks a month. To be fair though, if the door handle squeaks when Ken opens it, he goes down to the city to get it checked out. That's true. That's true. But anyway, ends up lemoning the car, which is an extremely difficult process. That only Ken could undertake. I would have no idea how to do it. I wouldn't either. But then they just gave him a new one. Like, he lemoned out the car and then he got a brand new one. I remember that. So when Ken's car was getting lemon and we were in the, so it was already like, okay,

your car's getting a lemon. Come drop it off here in like one week. Dude, me and Ken were beat him the fuck. Basically driving it like a rental. Dude, we would be going like 40 and rip the e-break going down the interstate and like whip around. The interstate?

I mean, we're on the highway. Sorry, on the highway. We did that. I think we even have videos of it. Like, we were just launching it time after time,

after time after time, just hard launches. A lot of launches. We were so fucking hard on. It was so fun, dude. That car was awesome. Do we have a video of that, Ken?

I think we do. Of us just fucking ripping. it but like one other thing like with that car when i was talking to the dealer when i got the new one and when ford came and picked it up they just sent like some schmuck with like uh just a shipping what year was that kind and you know it's an all-wheel drive car and they just like oh yeah like nose up toad it that's right and he's like you know you're gonna break this thing immediately right and they're like well it's not my problem it's why you never buy a lemon car no never Because if you're, like, car shopping and you see it an extremely good price and it's like, has been lemon, but all the problems are fixed, still don't trust it.

You don't know how good they fix those. Still don't trust it. There's just certain, dude, once a car is a lemon, that thing's a lemon for life. Yeah. But it's also like, why was it a lemon? That's also, you never know sometimes. Oh, they don't disclose. Yeah.

So Ken was driving it basically like a rental. And if you know how Ken drives a rental, it's so aggressive. So, like, almost like the car doesn't matter. It's like you drive it like you stole it? No, drive it like it's a rental. Yeah, it's one step above. So I wasn't even driving my car. Like, you guys just took it.

Yeah, it was a lemonged out car. I never took it. I mean, I drove it a few times, but I never. Oh, yeah, you weren't even in the car. Oh, I wasn't even in the car. It was just gone and I just took it and ripped it. You guys just took it and left. Watch this video.

Who's in there? Who's in there? Jake. It was just me and Jake. Yeah. Watch the video back. That's super funny. Sorry,

we got your car. That thing ripped, dude. Oh my God. We were boosted. Literally. Imagine we just put it in the ditch, rolled it and it was totally like,

yeah, we're not doing it. Oh, that would have been so bad, that would have fucked me over bad. Yeah. Ken's got a lemoned out car that's also total.

Like 40 grand in the hole or whatever. What do you pay for that? I think it was like 38. That was a good car too. It was weird. I was thinking like, I messed up when I bought.

that Tesla, if I would have held on that car for a little, it went back up. Three more months, I could have made another like five, eight, five to eight grand on it. Seriously? I remember when the hype for those RSs was super high, those were going to be so sick, you know, it's like Subaru hadn't done a hatchback and whatever. Came out super pricey, Ken bought one. Then they tanked. Ken bought his for 38.

I swear I saw a handful for like 26, 27. That's when I sold it. And then that's when you sold it. And then they like literally went back up to like 30s. like 45 now. Holy crap. Yeah. So it's crazy. Dude, crazy inflation right now. So are you, so you're trading your current Tesla in on your new one when you get it? Uh, or what? No, I'm gonna sell it. I'm gonna sell it to a third party dealer because I can make more money. Right. Even with the sales tax hit that I'll have to pay in addition by not trading it in, I'll still come out ahead. How much is the

jelly bean that you have? I paid 60 for that. a year ago. Probably worth 70 now. You want to guess? 65. You want to guess what they're paying? 72. Do you want to?

69. 675. Wow. That's crazy. You made 7 grand and how many miles did you put on it? 21,000. Holy crap. Yeah, that's, but 21,000 miles on that?

He also made content, yeah. Dude, it's funny. We're just talking about how like, well, we want to get this car, but don't shaft us on MSR, or like, don't up it. And then, like, when I, like, sell my Bronco, going to add a lot of stuff. When I sell my Bronco, I'm looking, forward to shafting someone i think you're going to be on getting chafed yeah mike have you ever sold anything before mike by the time you sell that thing it's going to be like a classic

rusted oh it'll take too long yeah yeah yeah no i'm just in the woods you know i've been looking at all the broncos people do the same thing buy a bronco for 45 turn around and sell it on facebook the next day well they're cramp they're seriously they're coming down on those guys so yeah they are but i mean granted i i'll have but just like crazy like so i'm gonna turn around after I add all the stuff to it and sell for like 60. Are either of you guys ever going to do anything to your Broncos? I've been doing a bunch of shit. If these wheels and Lyft ever show up.

Yeah, I've been waiting on my lift for a long time. Ken, they have them. Yeah, Ken has, I wanted them to just ship it up here. Did you tell them that? I'm pretty sure I've been going through CJ. I've been going through CJ to get two bankers.

Ken, you haven't asked me once. I've asked you like, hey, can you just have banker ship these up here? And he's like, okay. Or you just ignore me and don't say anything. I'll text them right now. Yeah. So what about you, Mike? So I'm just going to, at this point, it's been too long,

but I'm basically airbagging my Bronco. I'm going to go on air, the acuair, air suspension, and they've been working on it basically since they had it at Seema. And it's going to be sick. It's going to be kind of different, kind of weird. But they have just been pushing it back, pushing it back, making sure everything's perfect. So I have all the wheels and shit,

but everyone's just like, yeah, why are you driving around on those, like, highway tires, bro? They're so bad. Bad, dude. Ked's at least looks pretty good because it's like The B.F. Goodrich, all-terrain. Right, right, right. Your starts just rough. And you got the big fenders on it.

No, I didn't. I took those off. But, like, people are just like, yeah, dude, I just don't, like, what are you doing? And I'm just like, I'm waiting. I have the wheels and tires, but had I known it was going to take so long, I would have at least put, like, B.F. Goodrich is on it. But I literally, I kind of feel stupid.

Rowing around like that? Yeah. Because people also, like, stock? Yeah, yeah, it is. I have one more story. Kevlin, what up? Oh, I have something, too, after you. So this reminds me about Ken's RS.

So the Ford used to do Racing Academy. So if you bought an RS, you got to go, or you got the opportunity to go to a track in Utah and drive it around, got a track day, drift, all this stuff. And so Ken got two of the invites because he had two cars. So he invited me. everyone there is like your die hard board guy they're wearing rs shirts rs hats like probably have a tattooed on them like they're the rs guys it's about the people that you would imagine would

take advantage of that kind of uh exactly right can and i go out there and and we get to the thing and everybody's talking oh what color's yours and i basically just assumed ken's car so it was like me and can have the same car mine's blue i do this whatever oh Like, you just lied and told them. Because it was too hard to explain to everybody that Ken had lemoned out of focus. And because you don't remember. Oh, because you don't get a. You only get one per car.

So you can't bring a friend. No. So you had to lie. Okay. Imagine asking someone, what color is your focus? Oh, it was like a whole discussion. The specs, they knew like order numbers. It was a lot.

Was Ken chopping it up with him? Yeah, man, he was a focus guy back then for sure. So I'm sure the lemon story was told. lot. I don't imagine Ken going to a Tesla, like Tesla meet up, too. They'd all be like, Elon stands? Mine's white. Cool.

What's your jelly bean look like? White. Stock. Nice. Stock and white. As the God Elon intended. So anyway, we get, I had, you know, lied my way through it until we get to the track, where I have never owned a manual car.

are they driven a manual car I get into focus I probably driven Ken's focus twice I get on the track I'm like fucking where's the clutch you know

like the whole works we get out on the track I kill it because I forget to down shift and the guy is like legitimately he's like it's okay don't be nervous

whatever he was nice yeah he was super nice because they guide you around and I think coming in again I like forgot to downshift and killed it again probably was the only idiot

in the history of the program to ever kill it on the track right And so he kind of, you know, is like, so do you drive yours a lot, whatever? And I was like, all right, I got to come clean. I don't even own a focus, R.S. Like my buddy, and I gave him the whole spiel. And he was like, wow, that is new.

And so glad to have you. Glad to have you. And so I went around the track, didn't crash. So then we get to the auto cross section. Pretty nervous, but I'd, you know, I'd done three laps. I was feeling more comfortable. Get out in the auto cross section, go through it. And we get to the end and they say, all right, well, we have everybody's time.

from Auto Cross. I got second. What? Right second or third? It's because you didn't have to shift. It's all kind of one. It was just all second. You beat 10?

I beat Ken basically everybody else. Other than this one kid who was super gung, oh, I'm pretty sure we're like freaking driving. I was going to say, I'd imagine that most of those guys were wearing gloves. I just picture them all wearing like driving R.S. gloves and they're all wearing like R.S.

Like polos and shit. Yeah, no, it was a hardcore crew for sure. But yeah, it took second. an auto cross and I didn't even own it. It was the best thing I talked. I was like, wow, good driving. I don't even own one of these fucking idiot. You're a legend, Brian. Yeah, no, I'm on the wall there and stuff. I bet they're still talking about you. Do you remember that one guy? He was so fast. The lemoned out one. The lemon guy. Yeah, didn't they at that same academy

have that Mustang training course with like the fake pedestrians and stuff? Yeah, there was a crosswalk and they had like those dummies that move. You do a burnout and you try to hit as many, the larger crowd. And that was the thing is, you know, I was like, oh, that's good. You know, it's maybe a safety school for early drivers. No, yeah, you were saying you aim for it. Yeah. What's in the box? So, we'll have to talk about this on the video, too, because it's so funny.

Sorry. So Kevin, Kevin just got here. Oh, my God. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there something living in that? Yeah, I wasn't sure where you were going with this. Oh, it is dead.

Kevin took out the heart of Ryan Squad, the motor. So, it's so massive, dude. Like, that 700, he's just. just like in his hand like huge he said that he rebuilt a like a 450 or 250 bike for a guy and and he'd seen the most damage internally that he's ever seen without blowing like out the case of the motor and he said yours topped it i'd love to see ryan good job ryan yeah like i'm honestly kind of proud of messing it up i guess i just want to start take your drinks off gosh dude there's so much metal show and tell yeah so i just want to show i guess like

To me, the craziest part is the rod. Bro. I wish we had one where I was supposed to look. Yeah, yeah. Dude. And I just love also when how, hold up. You weren't even moving. Right.

And it was all in like this. It wasn't like it was one kind of topic. But you weren't even moving. I'm glad I wasn't moving. Can you imagine if I was going down the highway and things were locked up like that? Oh, I guess you were spinning the tires. Yeah, the tires were spinning. I guess I thought for.

The second I thought you were just in neutral, just rev bombing that thing. So you got like, this is fricked. I just remember also when we took it out and he's like, all right, let's check the cam chain. Actually, you might be good. The cam chain might have just skipped on this. So not good. Okay.

This is supposed to be straight. That's supposed to be straight. This is just. Oh, my God. Just. Is that the person? So that's the piston, yeah. The piston is, are all these pieces?

Oh, the other part of the piston is lodged into the head. The piston is huge, but... Look at that. And why, is that supposed to be stuck in there? Damage, no. Like, you need a whole new cylinder. Really? Bro, your shit's so fucked up, you might as well just scrap the whole quad.

That's wild. Like, just chips on the... Can I see some of that? Is it all oily? Eh, not too bad. Yeah, check it out. What the hell? Wow, look at it, hold up, look at this.

Yeah. Everything, so. Wait, does that just have like a notch taken out of it? I think Kevin had to cut. Oh, that was you, Kevin? Oh, okay. I was like, how did I do that? It's like, what do we got going on here?

So just moral of the story is like impressive, actually impressive. You can't, that's a lot of damage. You can't pull the top of the piston out. It's fully locked in there, huh? Dude, it's, the piston is broken in like half. Got so jammed. up in there, dude. So, to be honest, I thought it was going to be more to fix.

Like, what's your guess? Like, cost-wise? Yeah. I thought it was going to be more. Kevin? Well, I mean, I got it right here. $1,500. Oh, okay, we got to build.

Quote total, 22, 63. Oh, what? That's not as bad as I thought of it's going to be straight-up. You're fucking kidding me, dude? I bought my quad for $35. Yeah. Right. And if it makes me feel any better, it was cheaper than your jet ski, rebuild.

That's true, that's true, but still, this guy. I guess. I'm hard on shit. So then it was like, so I'm over here, I'm like, sweet. Let's, you know, let's get this rolling, get Ryan's quad back. And then Kevin's like, dude, this is just a quote. I don't know if it's worth fixing. Oh.

And I kind of did the same thing. I was like, oh. Like it's like. There's some case damage. Oh, there's more damage? There's so much damage, Phil. You know, like there's damage in the case. So it's like when you repair everything perfectly,

still i don't know what if you just crotch rocket swapped it but then oh wow and then and then lower it street tires yeah that's what i'd do some crazy actually that's a great idea crazy like that i like that i love that i think our six there we're doing it yes yes yes okay now we got another great video you guys you guys know what's funny is when i'm telling people that don't really watch the videos that we have a podcast and they go, what do you guys talk about motors and stuff? I'm like, fuck, no. What do you mean we just talk about motors and stuff?

It's pretty funny that we're just sitting here talking about Brian's motor now. I can't believe happy 40, 40 episode, boys. Cheers, guys. Cheers. Before we had out. Never mind, I got nothing. I'll ask Kevin later. Okay.

All right. And on that note, on that note, we'll see you guys next time. Good night. See you. See you. Thank you.