Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ben’s Emergency Trip To the Hospital In Europe, Micah's Missing Motorcycle, & Evans Lambo Is Broken AGAIN

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

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And we're back. And I'm awake. Now we're rolling. We are so back. I'm back. It feels good to be back. Yeah, you're in a third. You're not in a third world country.

You're in a different country. It was not a third world. It was far from a third world country. I got into a couple situations that it felt like a third world country, which I'll get into. I've been refraining from. telling you guys how it went. It was like the best vacation I've ever been on and the worst vacation I've ever been on. Really? Yeah, it was peaks and valleys. Peaks and valleys on that one. Well, I'm glad you were, it was nice because Grandpa Ron told everyone at the golf tournament that

you were in Kuwait. I correct. I say, well, there's a big difference, I think, from Croatia and Kuwait, Grandpa. But yeah, they were like, Ben's in Kuwait. I was not in Kuwait. He was in Croatia. Everyone I told that I was going to Croatia was very concerned. Really? I don't know why they thought Croatia was like a war-torn country, but everyone I said, yeah, I'm going to Croatia. They were immediately like, are you sure? That's a good place to be going?

I mean, you say you're going on a European vacation. You know, you think Italy, France, Spain. I typically don't think a lot of those Eastern European countries. Isn't Croatia like one of the most beautiful places in the world and where Matei Remak is from, who founded Ramak and currently is the CEO of Bugatti? He is from Croatia, yeah. So tell us why Croatia. I mean, some people were probably like never even heard of it.

I had never thought of Croatia or really heard of Croatia besides for the fact that Matei was from Croatia, but I didn't know anything about it. But yeah, I basically was there with my fiance's family. As soon as I proposed, then I was invited with on family vacations. And so Croatia is on the Adriatic Sea. it's basically the entire coast of it is surrounded by or like butted up with islands on it right so we were on this boat that started at the bottom of it and it was like a seven day boat tour from island to island and uh you just basically made your way up to sea which was awesome and i've said many times on this podcast that i am not one an ocean guy you hate the ocean guy not an ocean guy and two not a swimmer you're bad at it bad at swimming And so hearing that, we were going on a boat cruise, I was pretty concerned about the fact of swimming. Understandable.

Yeah, her family loved swimming. And I was like, I hate swimming. Sinks like a rock. Yeah, not good. Just doesn't work for me. And so on the second day of the trip, right, people are swimming. They're looking at me. Like, what's this guy doing here?

You didn't get in until the second day? I did. I got in on the first day lightly just to feel out the way. water the second day people started talking there was rumors floating around the boat like what's going on with this guy this is the bluest water we've ever seen it's a blue ass water yeah i will i will say that it was some blue ass water right so people started questioning what was wrong with me can he not swim is he afraid of fish yes yes yeah many problems right so i had to prove myself that i could swim although i'm not good at it started swimming well i realized why i don't like swimming and that's

a problem that I've had since I was a little kid. And that's, I get water in my ear. Oh, yeah, classic. And I get ear infections and, or like swimmer's ear, you could call it. And I have a nose. And I have a very bad time. I've had it since I was a little kid, right? And so I get out of the water after swimming to prove myself, right?

To the family that I could swim, although it was a bad sight. Thankfully, saltwater, you float a lot better. I didn't realize you were this bad at swimming. I just don't enjoy it, Ryan. So I get out of the water, I start shaking my head. I'm like, oh, this isn't good. This isn't good. Start shaking my head a little bit more.

I'm like, oh, this shit ain't coming out. So I have a trick to this that you put rubbing alcohol in your ear. I did this to your ear when we were in Lake Powell, right? Yeah, hydrogen peroxide used on me, but it worked. Works the same. Thankfully, it did work the same. So we were like going from like town to town and we hop off the boat. I still got water in my ear.

I'm like looking for the first spot to find rubbing alcohol. Keep in mind, these little towns are just like, they're just, pretty much straight touristy little towns but not the best health care systems okay so third world yeah little third world ask so i finally i find this this pharmacy i get some rubbing alcohol i'm laying in town center and i have greta pouring it in stand up i'm like now the rubbing alcohol stuck in my ear oh no oh no yeah i'm like and it just got worse and i'm like shaking you know i'm jumping up on one foot trying to get it out being the absolute idiot that I am, I thought, well, maybe I could, like, get the water loose with a, uh,

Q-tip, and hopefully that'll make it come out. Pack it in there tight. So I start feeling around, feeling it a little bit, a little bit, and it just goes, oh, now I can't hear anything out of my ear. Oh, my God. I'm like, I just went from bad to worse right now. And so I immediately look at Greta, and I'm like, I just packed something in my ear worse.

I'm so fucked right now. like this is my life dude the first thing that came to mind i was like this is how evan feels i was like and then i was reflecting back to how did evan lose his hearing in his right ear and i was like oh he got a bad ear infection and it just never came back so now i'm starting to panic right i'm like i got water in my ear i got rubbing alcohol in my ear and now something else in my ear that's not letting any of it come out right and so i'm walking around this like tourist little town and i'm just trying to figure out what to do jumping up and down i'm jumping up and down i'm jumping up up and down. I go back to the pharmacy. I buy like this earwax spray and, uh, the lady's like

barely speaks English and she's like, why are you looking for this? And I'm like, uh, I packed something in my ear with a Q-tip and she was like, you used a Q-tip. And I was like, why do they sell them then? What else are Q-tips for? And, uh, so anyway, I go back to the boat and I'm like, kind of panicking at this point. I'm like, this is why I don't swim. I'm about to lose my hearing in my ear if things don't get if i don't resolve this issue and so i go to bed that night hoping that i'd wake up and it would like kind of dissolve and get better didn't woke up in the middle of the night it was still bad i'm like starting to panic at this point i'm like looking up like closest ers to me i'm in the ocean doesn't work and so we get to uh the next town

the next morning and i'm just like yeah i got to go to the er well they don't really have ERs in Croatia. I wonder if a candle would have you. Have you ever used it? I had a candle. And that didn't work. Like, I remember I was like, oh, that's going to be so sick. It, like, sucks the earwax or? I don't know if it's like a duke.

But it does have some suction to it, which maybe it would pull the water out. So get this, Ev, I got one of those candles. And I thought it was a good idea, too. And then Greta starts doing research on it. They're like, do not use this. I'm doing research. I'm chatting GPTing. And they're like, this could damage your ear or even worse.

And I'm like, how the hell could it? get worse it's plugged earwax falls in i's got water rubbing alcohol and ear or and candle wax yeah right at this point the rubbing alcohol hopefully evaporated it didn't feel i couldn't i couldn't hear i was straight up i i was like this is how evan goes around with his day-to-day life and this sucks i have a new perspective evan of how you feel and so i vetoed i was like i got to try something before i put this candle in my ear for what everyone is telling me not to do it So you never did try it. I never did try it.

So you go to the makeshift ER. So I'll show it. Let me show you a video. I walk in here. And it looks like I'm straight up walking into like an insane asylum. What the frick. I love that the Red Cross is just, you know, though, at least. It says dentist.

I was very confused as well, Ryan. Who's this guy in front of you? This is Cruno. He's the guide. And Cruno was my man for the job here. And we get in there. It's like kind of weirdly busy. Have women have abandoned?

on the side of her head. Yes, she does. It's fine, but it's literally like a movie. Oh my gosh, she does, dude. I look around and I'm like, this could actually go from worse to even worse if I can track something here. Bro, if it's anything like the DL hospital, it would take about nine hours. And so, yeah, I sit there for like an hour and a half.

Finally, the lady that checks me in up front, like the receptionist, she walks by me and she goes we are ready and she brings me to this back room again there's like it's just natural lighting in there i was like what happens when there's like less light what if somebody needs to get something done at five actual lights dude i i was looking around it i didn't see lights in there and so the receptionist brings me back and she starts freaking putting on rubber gloves and getting ready i'm like the receptionist is about to do whatever she's about to do like there's no doctors here stupid american he won't know. I would like to think that she was the doctor that also had to act as a reception. I would like to think that too. I'm hoping that's the case. And so I come back and I snag

this picture. And if you look real close right here, this is like a syringe that she had filled up with water that she had just microwaved, right? She microwaved the water? Yes, you can see the microwave right there. Oh my God. And so she microwaves the water and she puts it in this big syringe and she grabs this little ear scope and she puts the ear scope in my bad ear and she goes full and i was like full of what wax and i was like oh okay makes sense and then she looks in my good ear and she goes also full and i was like well i can still hear out of that one don't touch the good one i was like all right well i don't know how full that one is because i can hear great and then i started wondering what is she seeing right now she's just looking how

your ear. So she puts the syringe in my full ear. This is still the receptionist. I didn't question it at this point. You look fucking nervous, dude. Yeah, I was fucking nervous, bro. And so she puts this syringe in my ear. And she just starts, she's biting her lips. She was getting into it. Yes, she was. She just starts pressure washing the inside of my ear. Was she concerned about you filming this? Was that unorthodox for her? No, I, dude, I don't know. She didn't speak English. And so she puts it in my back. out of here, blows it out, flushes it out. Does that feel good?

And, oh, it felt amazing. And she pulls it out and she was like, clear. And I was like, what came out? And she shows me this. This is how much earwax. Oh, my God, dude, that's so nasty. It's kind of hard to tell, but it was probably, it was about the size of my fingernail.

It looks like when a C.J. It's a penities. Yeah. There was two of them. And so apparently I, when I was poking around with a Q-tip, I packed it full. Yeah, you push it in. Yep.

And I was just like, oh my God, this is insane that I've never, I've never had my ears. I've never had that done. I've never had that done. I was like, how old is this earwax, right? And I was like, this is why I hate swimming from my entire life. I've been dealing with swimmer's ear. But it's just because you have waxy years. I had waxy years and it just never came out because like I, fast forward.

I went swimming a bunch of times after that and my ears were just fine. Really? I never had problems with it. Wow. And so anyway, I get done with it. it i was in and out in like a couple minutes really yeah it was crazy you didn't have to wait long no no i waited like two two hours for this to happen okay but uh she blows my ears out and then um i like walk up back up to the front and there's this big sign that says cash only shut

up i immediately look over at my guy cruno that brought me there and i was like i don't have much cash i had like a couple hundred euro cash thinking that this was going to be like $1,500 endeavor. Every time you walk into the ER, it's two grand, right? Yeah. And he goes, don't worry. I have cash. And I'm like, well, how much cash do you got here?

Like, what is this going to run me here? A couple hundred. They're going to keep me? And the lady just goes, $20. What? That's amazing. 20 bucks. Oh, it was 20 bucks for those whole thing.

Yeah, it's not quite as expensive as the American health care. And I was like so happy. I was so relieved. Because you got 20 bucks. I was like, how about 50? No, I do. But I was, dude, I was so happy. I just should cost.

Yeah, I put down 20 bucks. And, uh, dude, I was on with my day. I got it. There's no light. Now she's back. She's back to be an receptionist. I want to hear more about the good parts, but I just want to real quickly say, went through that same thing.

I remember like my whole life, like, what's wrong with my ear? Put the, uh, cue tip in my ear. Mashed it in there. I'm like, I can't hear. Start freaking out. if that happens to you, it's probably just because you haven't cleaned your ears, which is fine. It happens lots of people. And I got one of those syringes.

You don't have to go to the ER. In your case, obviously, you had to go somewhere. You had to do that. I have one of those syringed. Yeah, and it just has like three. It goes in, but they shoot out the sides instead of like straight in your ear. And I cleaned out my bad one, right? After like a day of being like, what's wrong?

What's wrong? Now it's like, it's a chill thing if it happens again. And I clean it out the bad ear and it was just like that. I'm like, oh, like, that much wax just came out of my ear. Oh, like, what have I been doing my whole life? Actually, like, what have I been doing? And then I did the good ear and about just as much wax came out of that one, but it just wasn't packed in.

Yeah. But it is insane. Now Sydney has this, one of the camera ones. I mean, you probably get on, like, Timo Amazon. Yeah, my sister has one of those. Camera and she, like, does it regularly to me. Scoops it out. Scoops it out.

Again, it's absurd, like, how. how much builds up. But does it regularly? And now it's like I never run into that issue. But yeah, for a stint, I just would like do the same thing. Yeah. Dude, I've had it done too and it felt amazing. I've told the story before on the podcast, but 11th grade, I basically got water in, packed it. Had to go to the ER like two, three days later. But yeah, I was just going to say you felt so good. Get one of those syringes or get a camera and you'll be dialed. Yeah, dude. So I get done with the whole thing. I walk out.

hop back on the boat and there was another couple on the boat and i didn't i didn't know them up until this point and uh people are on the boat worded like 30 and so like word had already spread around around the boat around the boat that i was just like i was fresh yes that it spread around but that i was like fresh out of like the Croatian er and i was like you know because i was telling people they were like how to go and i was like what do i have a story for you guys right and so word it spread around and and this guy comes up to me and he's like uh hey are you you're the guy that was in the had the ear problems i was like yeah i did uh and uh i was just happy that they weren't calling me the bad swimmer at this point right happy to be the ear guy and uh he goes ah i wish you would

have me i'm an er doctor in california and i have a uh i have an earpick with me oh my god with the camera okay oh my gosh yeah luckily you have a really good story but it is funny that it ended up being 20 bucks like that's good yeah i was like i was like worth it for the podcast story i feel like the water is even better than the year pick though like that thing flushed everything if it's clogged definitely the water freaking syringe i also laugh at her syringe just so happen to be like the biggest syringe i remember being that big too when i got mine done i'll show you lots of water with amex platinum access to exclusive amex pre-sale tickets can score you a spot track side so being a fan for life turns into the trip of a lifetime that's

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five dollar lineup prize picks it is good to be right thank you so much to prize picks for sponsoring this week's podcast yeah dude so anyway i was i was gonna say though from now on at least like once every two years yeah i'm gonna go in there and just get a quick little flush out it's not bad i'm just saying you can do it yourself preventative you know what i might have my buddy mike dude give me a quick flush out how often do you use q tips never ever Don't ever I know you're not supposed to But like so you just straight up

Don't clean my ears Oh that's kind of crazy I do just because it feels good But yeah you're not really supposed to No I'm afraid of Q tips Dude because I don't want to My dad versus ear drum My dad versus ear drum one day

With the craters Then what happened? Camera I think he went to the ER And then what they do I have no idea All of them could use in Q tips I don't know

I use Q tips like twice Twice a week probably It's like a normal after shower thing because you have a little water in there and then you just... But I guess if you have normally clean ears or if you're using them often, then you should be good. Well, it was funny because my sister was chewing my butt,

doing, don't use cutif, do, do, do, do. Takes the camera and it's like basically like, well, I can't... I can't wait to see what we're going to pull out of here. It's like, oh, clean. Pretty clean. Pretty clean ears. If you're pretty clean, you can run the Q-tips. I think you're just not supposed to go into the ear canal.

Like, you should stay on the outside, like you can clean them that way. but you might just have super overly active earwax production. If you've never done it, though, I mean, that's crazy. Sometimes in like one week, I'm like, oh, damn, where did that, like, come from? So going years is insane to be. Yeah, dude. It's crazy how much better I hear now.

That's awesome. I can imagine, you. How about the rest of the trip? What else was notable, dude? It was a great trip. Europe is so sick. If you guys have the opportunity to go to Europe, highly recommend just, just, The culture is so much different than America.

The architecture, I'm not a huge architecture guy, but it was so much to appreciate of, like, the beauty and the magnitude of some of these buildings. And the history of like how old Europe is, well, it depends where you go. Some of like Croatia, a couple of places were founded in like 1400s, 1300s. Jesus, yeah. But then a couple of other places that we went to were BC. You know, so it varies on where you're. at in Europe, but it was unbelievable. The food was super good, except for one night, which I'll get to. Oh, boy. And it was, the people were super nice. And it's, it's wild, though, how much

the culture, just at least the places that I was at revolved around tourism. Everyone in this town just works in some kind of tourist industry, whether it's like giving actual tours in the city or working at stores or restaurants that are just funded by tourists like i don't know how any of these places made it through covid like it's oh true yeah crazy because it's like they 100% they believe in covid over there yeah yeah yeah they was shut down damn but um it was really cool i'm excited to get to uh go and experience other places in europe i want to go to like italy spain germany and i think just being there i was i was really fired up for like us to get to go over there and, like, film a video.

Oh, I'm so excited. Every time that the crew gets to experience something for the first time, that's so vastly different than anything that we experience on the regular living here, it's always magic and gold content. Yeah. So I'm really excited for us to get to drop in over there. And we've got a couple ideas of what we could do. And so hopefully in the next year, we end up going to Europe at some point.

Let me know if you guys, I guess, either one live in Europe, somewhere and you got a really cool spot that you think would be a good place for us to come and film a video at or two if you've traveled to Europe and you think that we could go and do something cool there. There's plenty of different places. And that was a cool thing too is like

Europe isn't that big in scale of the United States, right? To like travel across. That's what's good. You can visit multiple countries. Like two states is the size of a country. Like we would visit a different state. Exactly. Yeah. So but it's crazy how like vastly

different each country is from just like their food and culture to the actual like topography of it like the mountains to the ocean of there's just so much more packed into a smaller area so yeah it was it was really cool but uh let me skip forward here it's an eight hour flight to get home from europe and i was two hours into an eight hour flight and i my tummy started rumbling I'm sitting in the middle I felt like Ken booked my flight on this one He might have logged in And change it

Switched your seat Because I was dead back of the plane In the middle In the middle With Greta or no No What? No

Well keep in mind Maybe he was bad during the trip Mark put him in the back of the plane Yeah exactly yeah I'm not a part of the family yet You know So they were in the front You're in the back

Well yeah you can come with But you're at the back of the plane Okay that makes sense Fair no No it just happened with We like missed our flight And everything got Right, right, right.

No, I get it. So I'm sitting in the back of the plane in the middle seat, right? So my tummy starts rumbling and I'm like, I got to go to the bathroom, right? Walk into the bathroom, start projectile vomiting into the toilet. Okay, at least made in the toilet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, well, this is bad. That's gross, too, in the airplane bathroom.

How many hours left? So I'm two hours into an eight-hour flight. Oh, my God. That's a nightmare scenario. I'm going crazy. And so I throw up everything in my stomach because I could see the last two meals that I had. Oh, God. And I'm just like, what was it?

Oysters? No, it was like some like pasta I had on the plane and then some ramen noodles I had before the plane. I'm like, well, there's the last two meals I had. I should be good, right? I don't know how loud. I had my AirPods and they're like noise canceling, which I probably should have. taken out to know how loud at least i was throwing up in that thing right but i get out and i'm just like embarrassed you know obviously you can hear it and uh i like going to have the guy and i get

back into my spot and i'm sitting there for another 30 minutes and i'm just like oh no here it comes again i get i tap the other guy actually that i still i was like well hopefully you know i just bother you know one guy on each side so it's not back to four back oh you were middle middle I was the middle minute. Okay, okay. And so I go back into the bathroom and I start project out vomiting again. And I'm like, oh, shit, this keeps on coming. At this point, it's like straight liquids of like the waters and whatever.

Yeah, you got nothing left. I'm like, oh, this is not good. I'm like in the bathroom and I'm weighing out my options. At this point, there's, you know, five hours left on the flight. I'm like, how long can you sit in the bathroom before you get kicked out of the bathroom? I was like, if I got another 30 minutes, like, it's better off me just staying in here, right? I was just like, oh, I don't want to, like, be holding up the bathroom. So I'd go back at the guy, sit down.

I proceeded to get up, go to the bathroom, and then come back about five more times. Oh, no. I'm, like, dead at this point. Let me just show you guys a photo of my face. Just the classic. Oh. Just the classic, right? I'd have to imagine by those last bushel of trips. It just had to hurt.

Not much was coming on and it had to hurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry for the listener. This is pretty graphic. It is. That's actually the worst part when you're trying to be discreet on a plane. You don't want everyone to know you're throwing up. The dry heaves are the loudest.

Oh, yeah. It's dying. At this point, you know, I'm my, both my neighbors are just like. Fuck this guy. Oh, dude. I'm like waking them up from sleep. Oh, no. It was tough, dude.

It was tough. And so. I switch seats with you. I was, who wants the middle seat? Middle, yeah. And so. I finally get up. There's about 30 minutes left of the flight, right?

And I'm like, this is my last, this is the last call, right? Before you can't go anymore. Because then I was thinking back to when CJ was in the bathroom and they wouldn't land the plane. They were going to. They totally would have. Ken was making a scene. Yeah, Ken was making a scene. And so I get up and I'm walking back to the bathroom and the flight attendant is like, sir, sit down.

Oh, man, you're on final approach. Oh, no. I'm like, I got to go to the bathroom. they're like, nope, sit down. And I go, fine. Give me a throw-up bag then. And they were like, eyes go big. And they were like, all right.

They get me a plastic bag. I go and sit down five minutes later. No. I'm projectile vomiting into this bag, right? Were you keeping it in the bag? Yeah, I was definitely keeping it in the bag. But I grabbed stuff to throw up. That's, I was amazed too.

And I grabbed the freaking blanket that they give you on those long flights. and I just put it over my head and I just kept throwing up oh man I was like this is so tough right now oh it's just so tough such a bad look but one I feel bad for my neighbors too and so like I'm like throwing up my neighbor over here is tapping me on the shoulder I grabbed the blanket up he hands me another bag oh that was nice of him he's just like hoping you don't overflow yeah right I'm smart. And then the plane finally lands. He taps me again and he's like, do you want the water?

Oh. I was like, yes, I will. Thank you. I felt so bad for that guy. But then I had, so I'm in the dead back of the plane and I had to like figure out, all right, am I closer to this toilet or am I closer to the next one off the plane, right? And I'm just like, wait for everyone to get off. And then finally I just like book it for it.

Get off. Get Greta. I'm like, you won't even believe. what just happened. What did you do with your bags? Sorry. Oh, I'd just throw them in the bathroom.

Oh. Somebody else started throwing up. Because of you? I think so. Oh. I think so. But it was in a bag, but I go to throw my bag in the bathroom and in the fled tent and it just goes,

put it next to the other one. Yeah. Yeah. And so, yeah, I finally get off the plane and like going through customs before customs go and throw up, go through customs before bags of claim. Jesus, dude.

And then hop in the car. car. Greta's driving me and her sister to drop her sister off, get to her sister's apartment, go upstairs, throw up. I'm like every stop along the way, barfing. It was so unbelievably bad. But three other people, Greta's two brothers and then his girlfriend were like going through the same thing. Oh no. Two of them were on a different flight. So they were already home before it hit him. And then her little brother was sick before we hopped on the plane. Like it it hit him like the night before you know i started like recalling like all right what was the the catalyst of all four of us being basically having the same symptoms and uh we had all

eaten these shitty ass oysters at a michelin star restaurant like the nicest restaurant that you can go to so they even tasted shitty they tasted shitty why don't i only ate one and i love oysters they taste shitty and i love them well i don't I don't love oysters. But if I was at a Michelin five-star restaurant, I'd be like, well, they have to be good. I don't like that's what I thought, but I literally, I ate it and Greta was like, how was it? And I was like, terrible. Why didn't you just send it back? It's a Michelin restaurant. You can do that. Ken, I don't know the rules of, I don't know the rules of a Michelin restaurant. Now, now I do. So do they put tires on your car while you're eating? Yes,

it's very nice. Does the Michelin Man serve you? Yeah. Big guy. He's knocking over plates and shit. Oh, your treads below 50%. Yeah. You'd be like gab in your service, the Michelinthais. Yeah, right. So yeah, long story, super long story short, um, and graphics. I apologize for that. Um, I got food poisoning in the middle of an eight hour flight and it was as bad as it was, it was a, it was a, as bad as it gets. So it sounds like. I can't think of a situation worse. Do you think that maybe, uh, it could have had something to do with the European cigarettes you were smoking? Those are good for you. That's what I was told.

Are they? I was told they're good for you. The only cigarettes I've ever smoked are European hand-roll. Who told you that? Philip Morris? The guy from Europe. They don't have something that they put in American cigarettes. Tobacco?

It's just something we tell ourselves. Maybe a filter? I don't remember. Yeah, it's the filters. The filters. Yeah, I did rip a couple darts, but it was to fit in. It was Europe. Yeah.

It was Europe. Was everyone smoking them there? Besides your crew? Yeah, yeah. Like ripping darts inside everywhere. Really? Yeah. They don't have that where you can't smoke inside.

They're healthy there. Dude, we were straight up at a club and we were just ripping darts like at the club. It's actually kind of lit. I remember when I was there a long time ago, but like everyone smoked cigarettes everywhere. Yeah, it was refreshing. Like no, I didn't see a vape the entire trip. That's no. Yeah, it was awesome.

I was ripping cigarettes outside at the Alexandria Zorbis. They let you smoke them outside there. What? Don't think. No, like they have like the outdoor city. Yeah, no, on the patio, just in the middle of the patio. It was actually pretty lit. I got a headache just thinking about smoking a cigarette.

What do you mean? What do you mean? I mean that I can vape all day long, but I smoke a cigarette and it goes right to my head. He starts feeling cool. So after your sickness, now you're not eating to, like, punish yourself or what? You're doing a fast? Dude, I'm doing a fast because I ate so much food. I bet.

Do you think he's looking tubby? So much bread and so much pasta. And I drank wine like a fish. One of the things I don't like about vacation, obviously the food is one of the best parts about vacation. But I'm not like a three meal type of guy. So it's like we have a big breakfast and then it's like, should we start getting ready to go out for lunch?

And I'm like, we just ate a full-blown meal two hours ago. It's the best part about vacation. You just eat nine times. It stresses me out. And I, like, I shit. so much and it honestly it does it's like too much food three full meals a day is way too much food i don't blame it on jenn but i've kind of got to be a one meal a day person as well because she makes big hearty meals like meatloaf and potatoes and corner on the cob that'll get a got to you

like that doesn't mean you're truly eating once a day you're obviously eating other times yeah but it's like my my big meal normally i think a lot of people's big meal is dinner maybe have a party breakfast, a light lunch, a big dinner. Now I just skip breakfast, massive lunch. Snack for dinner, yeah. I mean, you're going to Zorbas, though. Yeah, snack. Getting a little snack.

Bro, I have brought food, ordered food at Zorba's, let it sit on the table, never touch it, bring it home in it to go box. I have two full personal pizzas and a cheesebread in my fridge. I'm like, I'm just going to keep drinking beers until I'm hungry, and then I never get hungry. They never get hungry. Suppressed the appetite. I heard that in Europe, though, they have like the bread and the pie.

pasta because they don't... Preservatives. Yeah, they don't have as much preservatives in that type. So it tastes completely different and you feel completely different after eating it. Yeah, like Greta, she's gluten-free. It has been for a long time. Because she's sensitive to gluten. Yeah, like she doesn't eat it around in America.

Yep. And she could eat bread over there. That's crazy. That is, especially for her not, again, being gluten-free for so long. That's insane. Yep. It really makes you wonder what's in the food here. This episode is brought to you by Defender.

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So this, we picked up Rich, which you guys look at see in a future video, and we got them donuts and a burger from the gas station. Oh, shit. They look brand new. They looked the same. I had been keeping them around because I was going to make a reoccurring bit throughout the video where I go, donut, which I did. Yeah.

And then he left. And then I left for the weekend. And they came back on Monday and looked at it. I went, I really got to throw this shit away. And then kind of just forgot about it. and now I just want to see how long until it deteriorates. It's not going to. It's just rock hard.

Is there even any mold on there? No, they're both perfectly fine. It looks like the day they came out of the freaking chuff. And that was what three weeks ago now? And sitting in room temperature for, yeah, two and a half. The flies aren't even interested. Yeah. That's saying something actually.

Holiday gas station food. Disgusting. Nasty shit right there. But anyway, yeah, that was my, when we start talking about preservatives i was like oh yeah look at that that food i won't put that food in front of you guys even though that probably doesn't make you hungry i could use a donut i mean i'm only bro i brought donuts in i'm on a fast i'm in 17 hours and 45 minutes in not that you're counting no i have a time i just wanted to do it this is my second time doing i just wanted to watch it's brand new like

it looks like you can take it out of the food case today does look like it's brand new i thought they were brand new i've been thinking about hitting a fast this evening too how fast can i drink these beers There you go. You'll have to let us know how it goes, F. I think you'll do good. Don't you do that every night? I'm sure we'll catch an update. What about last night when you were throwing up?

That really didn't have anything to do with the beers. Was that the moldy cheese bread? Nope, nope. That was actually a fresh slice of cheese bread. No, I got myself into a coughing attack, and then I choked on my own saliva triggering a yak. And then once I started... Next thing, you know, he's shoveling off the cement outside.

I didn't use a shovel. Oh, that's what I heard, like, in the video. It was like, get me a shovel. You used your shoe, and then you walked inside. I walked through the moist grass first. There you go. You can hard to clean. So how is the fast?

Talk to me about that. Why not eat for 72 hours? I mean, just it's good for you. Like, there's plenty of benefits. Yeah, I mean. Definitely cleans your gut. I mean, think three days. Your gut is getting cleansed.

Yeah, you don't have anything. Are you going to not use the toilet for three days without going into too much detail? Well, I used it this morning. For me, specifically, I don't know if it's even worth saying on the podcast, but I feel like I'm always kind of on edge. So you got your nervous system. If you're in, like, sympathetic state, that's like the fight or flight state. I feel like I live in that state all the time.

Like, I just, that's why I, like, try CBD and stuff like that. And I guess, like, when you eat, you then trigger your sympathetic state. So it just reinforces that. So I'm just trying to, this is just something I'm trying. Just to see if it'll calm me down, which I'm feeling calmer because I'm tired because I'm not eating. But it can rebalance some of that and like push you more into the parasympathetic state. And it's good to push yourself, you know, like do something hard. It was funny.

We were talking with just somebody yesterday and they were talking about how they're friends on Ozempic and they haven't eaten in like a day or something like that. Or maybe it was two days and like they were like bragging about it. I was like, you don't got to go on a Zempick to not eat for two days. Like, that's easy. Like, all you've got to do is just don't, don't eat. Like, I don't know. I feel like if you can't resist a urge to feed yourself a fucking make chicken, I don't know what the hell you're doing, dude, you know?

So, I don't know, I think it's just good, just self-control. I think you guys should do it. That's why I texted in the group chat. Ben's joining in on it with me. So I am joining in. So after I had my food poisoning, I just had no appetite. Yeah. Then CJ texted that last night, and I was like, well, I'm 12 hours into not eating.

And it gives you, like, mental clarity, too, after they say, like, the first two days is the hardest. And then, like, the third day, you have, like, a lot of mental clarity. And because it brings out your body's, like, primal state of, like, we need food. We got to get our shit together. Isn't that what they say? I don't know. That's a good question. Well, that's why you feel that.

That's why you feel, yeah, the mental clarity, it puts you into that. But that's only in the first 24 hours, I believe. Is the fog or the clarity? The clarity. And then after that, then you go into more of like a rest and digest type of state. Interesting. But yeah, I don't know. I felt like I've had a lot of brain fog.

And especially getting back, like jet lagged. And just after just eating a lot of food and alcohol and shit and just not really feeling dialed. And it's just kind of looking for like a reset, honestly. And I've never done this. and I've heard good things about it, and I knew it would be hard, but I'm pretty much 24 hours right now, and it's fucking hard, dude. I mean, a lot of hard. Yeah, it's hard, bro.

CJ's right, though. It's good to do hard things, and I've been kind of a cheddar dick for the last two weeks. It's not working, so I was like, I owe this one to myself to challenge myself. You're already over 24 hours. That's good. So, like, I had my own reasons, but so it's a full, like, metabolic research. I had to look it up, but yeah, metabolic reset, cellular repair is another big thing that happens after 48 hours, 48 to 72 hours. So, like, if you have damaged cells or proteins in your body that can be considered cancer cells, it cleans those up.

Basically, I don't know, I think it eats them or something like that. And then, you know, so after this 72 hour fast, you're going to have new cells. It reminds me of, like, if you had a restaurant and the kitchen staff and you, like, quit, you're like, all right, for this. next three days no one's going to order food but all you guys are going to stay on staff you're going to have to start cleaning and like doing other stuff they're going to clean the kitchen like it seems it's a weird metaphor but yeah it's like everybody that your body is still on staff so it's going to start cleaning other things and look at me i eat a ton i mean i eat three pretty big meals a day and i'm you guys everyone's always saying i'm always eating which i am is it true

alex kicked you off the nuts though uh where did you know well just it made me so gassy, dude. Yeah, it was on the golf course the other day, and I made a comment about, like, where's the nuts? He's like, ah, Alex made me quit the nuts. It's just so gas at night. I mean, she didn't necessarily kick me off them, but I just did it for her.

Yeah, that's true love. Because I know how much you love those nuts. So good. Love those nuts. So good. Yeah, I don't know. That's homemade nuts by Jen. In CJ's defense, yeah, Jen's nuts are really good.

Yeah, clip that. Hey, speaking of the golf course, how was the golf tournament the other day? It was great. It was great. John played, Evan's dad played amazing. Of course. My opinion is he played fine, but he wasn't, he didn't play as good as he could. And me, Dalton, and CJ definitely did not play as good as we could.

So as a team. What about Grandpa? I didn't play too bad. No, I made some putts that we needed. No, we had plenty of good moments. I'm just saying, like, if we went. out there to win it like i could say like nobody was on their a game i think my favorite part was dalton was getting like fired up the whole time because he thinks like i think he expects so much

out of himself like maybe he thinks he's better than he thinks he's tiger woods though i mean he just flat out wasn't playing as good as he normally does but on top of that then he was like getting mad and it was like kind of funny but also he was on my team so i didn't really want to poke the bear and it was just funny because this one moment dalton throws his club after he hits It's a bad shot. And Grandpa Ron goes, pick your club up. You're not good enough to throw your club. He always says that.

That's a big thing. And then he goes, and you're not even good enough to be mad. And we all just kept going. That's really funny. I knew. Grand Paran was like, I want to come out here and have a good time. I don't want to listen to this kid cry the whole time. No shit.

I knew we were in for a good one when we started on hole six. So that's right outside the clubhouse. So everyone's kind of around there, whatever. And Dalton's hype because it's short. He can drive the green. Yeah. Hit it six feet Oh

Really? How much did you love that? You were like, oh, he's on my team, but I love it. How'd you guys end up placing for that? I don't even know what we placed,

but Dalton did win women's longest putt. What? Yeah, did you put him down on that? Who wrote him down for that? That was funny. That wasn't on his accident.

What? I didn't, we must have missed that. They announced it. Dalton's songstead. And they have it on the website. Shut up. Women's longest putt for the tournament.

Yeah. That's so neat. That's funny. Dude, I didn't know it was an accident because when I heard it, I was like, what? That's hilarious. Evan must have just done that and, like, didn't tell any of us to, like, walk away. I think it was actually Grandpa Ron was the one that was like, oh, we got a proxy. Oh, measure it.

Maybe he don't actually did make it, but then Grandpa just didn't read the sign and wrote him down. Don't definitely made a big put. I remember them filling out the proxy. Yeah, you did too. Mine wasn't the women. So, didn't you get an award? Please don't tell me that they gave him money. No, no money, no, anything like that, just like basically announced it.

It's on the website. That's so funny. That's funny. That's hilarious. Gavin and I played in a tournament last week as well. Who, Gavin, who? Gavin Ewan, wrench Gavin. Oh, yeah, you weren't here for this.

In a golf tournament? Yeah. We placed fourth. You should have seen their team. Out of how many, Ken? Nine. They had matching, what, rubber ducky shirts? Or bananas.

Oh, yeah, bananas. They walked into Zorba's wearing matching shirts after the golf outing. It was a sight to see. What the... How? People were not good. Sounds like... Oh, Zol did win money.

You want a $25 gift card to Zorbas. That's fair. That's fair. Don't identifies as a woman. It's fine. It's not fair. Well, no, it's not. I'm just glad it's not like some like...

Let's not get political with this, Evan. Yeah, you can be who. whoever he wants to be man is 2025 it ain't right but he can do it mike just goes oh that's fair it was it's not fair i just i just did he did he hold on who's second place because if the second place is a guy it doesn't say second it just like just says first he was probably the only one that was even submitted for it dude there's i just donated like brett turcott asked us to be in that tournament and there's like all these you can donate for the hole and this and that women's longest drive women's longest pud men's blah blah and i just see like highest score

I'm like, I'm going to donate for that one. Nice. So I put up the prize money for the high score. But then I'm wondering, do people coming into the tournament know that that's a prize option? How good of a prize are you donating? I've never heard of this. I've never heard of this. Of your own money?

Yeah. Where's this? Oh, fuck. I just shoot all over the place. Well, I could see a team like once you get on like 12. The winner, the winner doesn't get the 500 bucks. It's for charity, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I believe, yes. It's for charity. I was going to say, I'd be 10 in every hole. I was like, dang, this is steep for whoever gets the highest score, but it's kind of funny because I'd be stoked to win that one. I'd be like, stoked to be a part of the tournament, but I put up, like, a 69 on the front nine, and then... You're such a good guy, Mike.

You always donate, and then I'm at the U-Motor's car show the next day. This guy comes up and he's talking to me. Look at his shirt. It says... Spont, presented by at Micah Sam, and it has your Instagram handle on it. Was it the JJ's hogger's? J.J.'s Hoggirls presented by

at Micahson. And it has your Instagram handle on it. It's pretty awesome, I thought. What? So, like, we get, what is this? We get so many, like, emails and this and that to donate, and we donate to a lot of it. But at some scale, like, I'm not just going to fire every email that I get. Like, hey, guys, want to donate to this?

Donate to this. Sometimes I'm like, well, I could be philanthropist of my, of such. So then I'm like, sure. You're saving their seats for your taxes, right? 10% by app. The whole thing is super sweet, but why presented by Mike? You didn't even show up, Mike. How much did you donate?

Okay, the best, I have not seen this yet. That is insane. There are people walking around at this show with them. I'm surprised who are you? I almost said something in the guy, but I just like, eh, I don't want it to come off like wrong. So I just, I just literally just silently, I go, hey, can I take a picture of your lawyer? logo, took a picture and just saved it for this moment. How did they not get me any of these t-shirts?

So basically it was a fundraiser car show that I got in talks with last year. It's right next to Zorbas. I'm like, you know what? We're in. Before I even knew anything, our schedules all over the place, we're in. We happened to all pretty much be gone last year. So I showed up with a few cars and I'm like, sorry I couldn't do more. And then the next year they're like, could you?

I'm like, yep, I'm in. And then I'm like, I'll donate 2,500. Last year we donated, C-Boys donated 2,500. And then this year I'm like, well, I'll just donate. Whatever, be a philanthropist. And then they're like, sick, you actually donated the biggest donation. So we're going to make you the title sponsor. That's awesome.

I'm like, that's awesome. They're like, yeah, it'll be 2025 JJ's hog roast presented by Money, Mike. I'm like, that's so funny. I love that. So then it's kind of awkward that they just said presented by Instagram at Micah Sandman. I think that's funny, dude. I mean, maybe you'll pick up a couple of

raw. It's a great cause. It's a good thing to support. Yeah, they donate all the money to, like, hospice, which is like, that's what, who helped my dad, like, in his last, last years. So, like, I definitely wanted to donate, but, like, that's hilarious. And I didn't get any of those t-shirts. I think it's awesome.

We were to donate another 500 to get a T-shirt. They were bummed when they were like, oh, you're not coming. I brought, like, the Cummins Ranger, my truck, and then the off-road. mega quad and then i'm like sorry we'll be in sturgis bro did you see this picture of of ryan and dalton that that's hilarious they roll up in corvettes right and they both i i made them stop so i could take this picture but they were both talking to some guy and they were standing with their arms like this their Rolexes were popping out under their coat and i go go holy shit i got to get a picture of this that's so good dude i left for a week and i just see dalton's instagram story of him

boxing a Rolex and driving around a 06 Corvette. And I'm like, what the fuck did I miss? He's looking at it in R8 now, too. I was like, how long have I been gone? I know he is, but I know what happens, dude. He has to Europe. He has to buy him. You lose track of everything.

Ken went to Europe 10 years ago and he came back and he never caught back up. He's still behind. Ken is still two weeks behind or however long he was in Europe. And that's how I feel, dude. I logged into Instagram or Snapchat or whatever. I saw Dalton flex in his Rolex. And I was like, what is going on right now? We'll just wait for this next one.

The boys. They ran into some brothers. The boys. Dude, it's so classic. Everyone just wearing the merch. It's like you can't even make this shit up. Like, it just happens. Dude, the best part.

Corvette guys. After all this, yeah, Ryan and Dalton bonded Corvette stuff. Someone gave Ryan the dankest. It's so sick, dude. leather jacket i've probably ever seen as far as corvette jackets go just gave it to him pro bono for reping the crew yeah super nice oh sorry sorry i took over go back go back go back let me just pop this picture up of evans family in front of your hole now what do we got going on here i mean that's number 12 at wildflower.

CJ. CJ. Are you going to do something about this? No, I feel bad. He's fucking not eating. He's fucking... He's got enough fucking problems. I'm just going to leave him.

For those of you listening, CJ's zooming in on the plaque we have on our hole. That's good. It's nice. That's good stuff. Ev, the comments did appreciate your mother in the last podcast. I haven't even looked. She did a great job.

They spoke very highly of her. It's good to hear. As everyone does. Yeah, you almost can't not. As everyone does. All right, well, what else did I miss? Well, I want to show you this jacket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like, he got to see.

I took my mom drifting. You got to see that. That was super sick. I think it's going to be a funny. A bit clip. Yeah. Look how sick that is. Leather.

It's so baller. So sick, dude. He was like, I bought this for myself, but man, I've never ran into someone who is living the life more than you. That's so sick. The best part of Dalton, I went to Grand J together, and we were both wearing our jackets. Dude, he just straight up gave you that jacket. That's got to be like a $300 jacks. We've been talking about it.

I've seen him around the lakes bars a couple times, and he was like, dude, I've been telling you, I'm going to get this to you. This is a perfect time. What a nice guy. owner is pretty sick dude it has its perks it's good culture i got a couple things when i was a corvette guy yeah yeah it's just it's like what goes around comes around kind of thing classics do you guys remember when i got my corvette and we were rolling through corn run yeah and that other guy and his corvette came up and i was asking him where his merch was and he was like i swear i kind of stumbled i usually wear it i usually wear it i normally at least got the hat

on you ended off you ended that conversation just don't let it happen again and he was like okay I won't. I remember Richard thought you were being serious, too, and he said, man, this guy really holds people accountable. Well, Ben, I don't know if you missed this in the last week, because I think everyone knows now, but it's officially happened. I have so many toys that I lost one without knowing it. A pretty large one, too. He either misplaced it or it was stolen. I'm actually very invested in, like, I don't know.

if I'm helping in any way, but, like, I'm very, like, I want to know. Like, I'm, yeah, I'm invested. So the other day, I'm just, like, looking at the pit bike papio lineup. I go, does anyone know where my papio is? I haven't seen that in a minute. Everyone's like, no. I'm like, well, I mean, it's a full-blown motorcycle, so it'll turn up. It's a little motorcycle.

It didn't get lost between the couch cushions. Yeah, it's little. That's why it cracked me up when we, like, you know, I'm like, I check the storage unit, I check the barn, you know, farm, shop. Obviously, it's not there. And Ken's like, did you check your garage, which happens to be like three square feet? And I'm like, it's not in there, Ken. But yeah, my Papio, is this gone?

And I will say that I also, everything but the storage unit, which I trust that you did good there. But I also, knowing how much shit is in our bar and I'm like, be pretty easy to just like do a quick look. So like I went in there after you told me and like I felt that I gave it a very thorough search. Not there. And then I went and double-checked it, because again, we're talking about a full, full, not a full-size, but a full-blown motorcycle. Yeah, yeah. And so there's just- You ride it somewhere. Like, you couldn't have gone.

There's so many scenarios, though, because, like, it could have been stolen. I truly could have misplaced it. I have a couple buddies that. Because I remember the last time you. Sturgis was the last-confering of it. You know what I wonder? Last year. Sturch's 20-24.

I almost wonder if you wrote it to Randi's, and. and then caught a ride in a car, and it's sitting in Randy's garage. No, it's because it's one of those... I've been there. You'd see it. So it's like... It's a motorcycle. Mike, I'm looking through my photos, too.

I'm trying to see if... So the last place I remember is using a sturgis last year. It's the one with the cage. It's got a red cage on it. What different... Oh, yeah. The dopest one. It makes sense why they stole that one.

Yeah. You made yours the coolest. If they got stolen, it had to have gotten stolen from Figo. There's no way it got stolen from our property. Do you have different bars? Yeah, I have like pro tapers, whatever, low pit bike bars. Trill Seeker pad. Camo Thrill Seekers pad.

So if you did steal it, which I'm not even saying it's stolen, I'll get you, bitch. I think we just... And I'm just kidding. Have fun with it. I think I saw it under a bridge and far as no, Mike. You can't just. I think we just left it at Sturgis because we were pretty hungover that Sunday when we left, and I'm pretty sure. The thing is his actually is licensed in title.

than everything so just say you randomly abandoning in a parking lot in Sturgis like it has a plate on it yeah that's you should get a ball i mean someone still could have stole it but but i do get calls all every day then you know they could take the plate off does anybody have photos of the the lineup the lineup i might have one back in back in there because i took pictures of the pictures that are on the wall i might have it in there you know that's a good idea i have not i didn't think about going into my camera all day at least i'm not sure if it was ever at this shop after sturgis last year dude that's beyond me mike i know because you used it in case of the missing popio i know we gotta get to the bottom of this like you should post like a like a missing

on your instagram but the last time i did that i just like looked like such an that's true with your three wheeler so like i have like reason yeah half of me wants to really pursue it and the other half of me wants to do you imagine we go back to sturgis were you were you open that you'd tell me this story on the podcast and i would come clean i was hoping i would see some sort of like weird body language from you that i'm like all right maybe but again what actual reason would you have to seal my property when we have five other ones ready to go that one it doesn't add up a lot dude i think that we're going to go back to sturgis round three next year we're going to go back to the original parking lot

it's just going to be sitting there over by that building in the loading ramp or whatever oh there it is well it could be worse you could have needed it for something like you could have actually wanted to ride it versus just stumbling upon

someone just knowing where it is dude you got to get your Papio back to Fargo and come on a Minimodo Monday ride with us I'm like hey yeah I do have to do that and then I started looking We didn't bring it. So that would have been after we brought him to Moab, right?

Oh, yeah. Could it have been in Moab and it got left? No, because we brought it to Sturgis after. Was that the one that I was riding down the road? That was all so really funny. I have it geared on. I have it geared on. 15 miles an hour off.

So Ben thinks he's going 30. Yeah, it says he's going 75, but you're really going like 55. Let's see everyone off. Everyone was just flying by me and just looking at him. I'm like, oh, wow, yeah. Fuck me for going five over the speed limit, huh? Yeah, like we said, people in Sturgis, like, they don't care what bike you're riding.

If it's a rocket or adventure bike, obviously Harley's victories, Indians. But if you're on a mini, they are literally like, get the fuck off the road. Speaking of your hometown, Mike, did you see who's running for your new mayor? What? The Fargo's mayor race heating up next year.

We're here with Jake Colter. obviously you are one of the candidates for Fargo's mayor. I know you're a national guardsman, but tell us a little bit more about your background. Yeah, my name is J. Coulter. I'm running from mayor. I'm in the Army National Guard in North Dakota. I'm a brother, son, and uncle.

My family's ruined the city, and that's why I intend to make it a better safe place. Oh, man. Why is this so funny to you? I don't think it's funny. I just think, yeah, he's 20 years old. He's running for the mayor of Holly? No, Fargo.

Of Fargo? That's an insane. Like, I'm like, oh, kids. I think he should. Somebody's got to get in there and shake things up. Fargo's going to shit, dude. Papios are getting stolen. Yeah, bro.

Yeah, so I think he could clean up the streets. I think he could clean up the streets. You won't have stolen papios anymore. You'll probably figure out where your papio is. But I don't know. I just think it's, I bet he would kind of it up. Well, initially when it went sent to me, I thought it was a joke. I was like, oh, that's funny.

Like 20-year-old. Sent this in the group jet. You know you're responding. CJ said this in the group chat with a bunching, like, laughing. Okay. You guys know who that is? Nobody responded. Except I think Alex was like, I think Alex goes, what's your deal?

And CJ goes, oh, is it not funny? I walked in the house. You showed me this video. And I just walked downstairs. I just walked downstairs. Didn't say a word to him. It is interesting, though. I'm not shitting on it.

I just think it's funny. I read the article and was like fully, okay, we're laughing now. Like, the dude's got my vote. Yeah. Because I'd vote for him too. I'd 100% vote. Not because I feel bad. I just vote for.

I feel bad for laughing. But I like it. But I do. Gosh, I got a kick out of like, he's just said, he's like, I'm down to do whatever it takes. I like, if we need front line men, so it's like if we need more snow removal guys, I'll get my snowplow license and I'll go out there until 2 a.m. Pretty soon this guy's only removing snow.

Oh, yeah, I know. He's only removed snow, and he's like, holy shit, I should not have said that. It's the snowiest winter. The less fun. I like the kid. I just initially thought it was funny because I thought it was like maybe a prank. Like, imagine me being like, hey, Ken, you should run for mayor, which we did one time.

And I'm like, holy shit, this kid's taking him really far. he's even getting on the news and like taking it seriously like imagine then he ends up winning but i don't know it's just funny he's 19 20 that's crazy youngest mayor yeah you should run against him 10 would fucking i i think we should uh sponsor a run for calisi to be mayor move uh move calise out of cormorant i think they i think they kick calisi out of quorum ron i think you haven't heard much i haven't heard much from her classic i think went missing no one happened to know whereabouts it'd be great for you to be mayor but but honestly,

Waffles is going to get my vote next election. Damn. I can't even support the homies. Waffles is the fucking homie. I got a backtrack on that mayor thing. I think it's funny because I thought it was maybe a prank at first, like the 20-year-old running for mayor. I would honestly vote for him.

I think he's got great sayings. And, like, he's got all the funniest one-liners. He's got a good standpoint. point and i don't know i just think it'd be i think it'd be cool and and you get someone young in there they probably care more about the future than someone old they got much more much more future to live so i take it there's no age limit on maybe apparently not city who knows but like you know how president there's the 45 year old age limit well he's running and apparently they're taking them

pretty seriously because they gave him his own news segment dude you got it on the news interview on the news. I got commercial break to commercial break. I am glad that he's getting publicity, but keep in mind, I got on the news once for building a snowboard roll in with my friend. Yeah, they didn't give you four minutes. If it's a slow enough Tuesday, they'll put damn near anything on it. They had a full on interview, dude.

Yeah, I love it. Some of the presidential candidates wouldn't even do a one-on-one interview live. What's his name? Jake? Yeah. All right, well, I'll just say, keep running because we're going to vote for you. Yeah, if I was a North Dakota resident, I would 100% vote from. He actually went to my high school, too.

we might have to hop in on his on his campaign run well like endorse some i will i'll endorse them i mean can you endorse them if i'll endorse them i can't vote for him but i i do stand with jake colter and we might even get you a plymouth prowler we need to get this kid a car actually let's get him a car we got to make a car we got to make what are we do we need to get him like a good like get up and like print some shirts and You need an SSR. It's what he needs. We need to make an offer on that fellow at Wildflower.

The one with the flames on it? I've been seen him. Way too much money. He knows what he's got. Kick him in the nuts. They're not like $22 grand for that fucking thing. He knows what he's got. He also drives the shit out of it.

He drives it there every day. I see it all time. I'll pop a picture up of it. It's sick. Dude, what is actually, there's got to be a chemical imbalance in balance in somebody's brain to buy that. No, but I mean, a manual convertible V8 truck, when you say those words? With flames.

You're like, when you say manual convertible V8 truck, you like that. Can you pop up a picture of this thing? You cannot squint hard enough to make it look good. Like, seriously, we need to get this guy on the podcast and interview him. Dude, that's just having a really supportive wife. Like, the fact that your wife will let you drive around in that thing, that's support. It's hard enough for a laundry to love a Corvette owner, but I mean. Bro, yeah, you should buy one of those, Ken, or Ryan.

With flames, bud. With flames, bud. Yeah, I got to just find the exact one. There. Dude, I got to shake this guy's hand. So should we buy this and give it to Jake Coulter for his mayor-o campaign? I'd give him a blank check. Yeah.

Whatever he wants. This is what we wanted to buy Ken for his mayor-o campaign. Yeah, we did. We couldn't swing it because we deep down knew that Ken was probably going to lose, but this one we might have to bet the farm on Jake Colter Is it a convertible?

Is it a convertible? Yeah, it's a hard top Holy shit, Hard Top convertible You know what's funny is I put this up on my story Kind of as a joke And one of our buddies

Who's also in the cars That's like around our age He was just like Yeah, I've been looking for one of these For a while I was like he thought I was being serious that it's sick I didn't really have the heart to be like

Oh I was just kind of joking But so I just like nice yeah It is nice They're pretty expensive. Just something about Chevy in the, what is this, a 2008? Early 2000s. They just went full dummy with the front end. Yeah, so, like, everything about this is hideous.

Everything. The wheels. It's got like a, a Malibu, an early 2000s, Malibu kind of bumper grill set up. It kind of reminds me of a Dodge Neon, too. The headlights look like they're from a PT cruiser. I don't know what the hell is going on. It's like it's, they looked at a PT cruiser and we're like, yes, that is the look we need to do. Yeah.

I remember one of my dad's, buddy's got one of these the same time he got his Camaro. And honestly, when you go back to like that year, it was like the 2013 Camaro, it's pretty, it's not really that cool. Revolutionary. Yeah, it was revolutionary, but it's really not that cool and fast. What year did it come out with the, uh, the Transformers? That was 2010. Yeah, around that time. Yeah, 2010 when they redid the Camero, that was fucking soon.

It's cool in the time. And so, buddy had. one of those and Randy had his transformers Camarano and we raced and that thing was super fucking slow. We just spanked him. Yeah, I think it's a 6 liter or 53? I think they're 6 liters but they're automatic.

It has a V8 but I think it's a shitty V8. It's the same thing that'd be in a Silverado. It's the 6 liter V8. Yeah, so it's not like the Camaro V8. It's the same thing we have in our Miata. Talk about it. They offered the 53, 53

or the 6 liter. Yeah, talk about two people having to make two completely different life-altering decisions, you go Camaro or you go SSR. And what transpires after those decisions? And who thought that it was a good idea to buy an SSR? Well, one of them held their value a lot better. S-S-S-R. Yeah. How much did SSR is MSRP for? Started at 24,000, went up 240. Well, we... So I mean, they really haven't depreciated that much because you look at an... You know, early 2010's Camaro, and they're probably worth nothing. What do we got to pay to buy an SSR for Jake Coulter?

Basically, I'd say we go, let's go with whatever's cheaper. Either the prowler or the SSR. The prowlers are expensive. Oh, okay. They're too rare. They were also a pretty whack car, but unique. Oh, yeah. We're only talking rare stupid cars.

Prowler, dude. What is the prowler's, Pontiac, right? Plymouth. The same thing. Even cooler. Those were actually, like, kind of. cool because they had the open wheels and all that. You're looking for one on Facebook Marketplace right now?

Oh, is that the one that had the external? Yeah. There's one in Detroit. How much are those? They're like 30. A prowler? Yeah. It reminds me of something like...

That's what we'll do is we'll age them up a little bit by putting them in someone only old people would like, he'll get those votes. He's already got the young. Yeah. We got a 2004 SSR in Detroit Lakes for just $26,000. But it only has 23,000 miles. and it's in excellent mechanical condition. Okay, I got to put this up on the TV.

All right. This guy is smoking crack asking this much for his SSR. Just, just wait. Oh, my God. That might be the ugliest $109,000 car you can buy. How many miles are? Literally. You could get a Viper or you could get this SSR.

It doesn't have a VIN number. It does. It doesn't have been provided. 300 horsepower. This is a true. A hundred and nine thousand. What makes it so special? Was it like used in a movie?

Nine hundred miles on it. Did someone come in? It doesn't say anything about why they're asking so much money for it. What are some of the ugliest cars you guys think you can think of? Like if you... That. It's weird because like it's almost ugly, but like it's so ugly that it's funny, which then it's cool. There actually is a really weird car.

It's an Australian car called The Sandman. And I find it like it's in the ugly category. Pop it up. But like I kind of would be cool to get one one day. I doubt I ever will. You know what else is a really ugly car? Pontiac Aztec. At the same time, you could damn near make that thing cool.

Like, it's so ugly that it's almost cool. It kind of almost looks like Ben's Yeris. Like, not that yours is ugly, but it's almost the same thing. I think the Breaking Bad made Aztex kind of cool. I've been mistaking the new Buicks for Ben's Yuris quite a bit. Like how often? Both times I've seen one of the new Buicks, I've went, oh, is that a Yuris?

and then realize it's not. Sorry, CJ, but the other day when I pulled into the farm, I mistook Micah's Wrangler for your G-Wagon. That's okay. Oh, C.J's here. Classic. Oh, no, it's not. That's the Sandman.

Well, that's fucking sick. It just looks like a hearse. No, that's cool. What's wrong with that? The bike in the back, it says Sandman big across the back. Do we got, you got to get one of those, Mike? Don't think, just buy. Yeah, what are you?

How have you not have that? Like, it's old enough if it wouldn't be that hard to import. Ken, help him all. Let's get one on the last words. Have Spenny's brother find one in Australia and then we'll get a trip. He sends me videos of him. Really? I'm going to find a clean one.

So it's just straight Australians. It's just straight Australian. Yeah. But Australian and super old. Like that's like a 50 year old car. So like, I don't know. How much, Ken? What are these 70s?

I believe so. The Plymouth Prouler. Oh my God. Oof. That's worth it, Mike. 280,000 kilometers. It's got a V8 manual. It's got 200,000 miles.

That's Australian dollar-de-duse. I don't know what that converts to. I'm saying it has probably 200,000 miles. And they're asking $95,000. That's insane. Guys, so I typed in top 10 ugliest cars. What do we got? Number one is the Pontiac Aztec.

Really? Wow. It was not that much for surprise. I just figured out wasn't actually ugly. Yeah, I mean, it's so ugly, it's cool. And then you got the PT Cruiser, which we had as Ken's campaign vehicle at number six. And then. Guess what number nine is?

The Prouillers. The Prouler. Yeah. I kind of like the prowler. Well, I think all of those cars actually should be on that list. Anything else? Dude, how crazy is the Prouler? I mean, the Toyota Prius is voted number five, which is a little surprising.

Nissan Juke, number two. That's an ugly car. Pull up the Nissan Marano convertible. Yeah, that is. That's tough. That's the underrated ugly car, as in it's just underrated for how ugly it is. Yeah, those are bad. People forget about the Nissan Marano convertible.

Doug DeMiro did a video on this as like a meme. That thing's pretty ugly right there. To me, it looks... Maybe that could be your next summer car right. I don't like it. I thought these would be the one of the weirdest, like, cars just whip around it. It looks slightly bigger than just like a Volkswagen bug. Yeah, it's like it's an SUV or crossover.

There's no such thing as an SUV convertible besides for that, though. You kind of got to respect that. Oh, I have like they're in a... These ones actually don't look too bad, but... You should get that, Ken. That's a Barbie car. Look at that black one. That is definitely a chick car.

Dude, you know what? I was going to say, why does it look like it's like a little kid's car? It looks like it's a little kid's car. Doesn't it not? Yeah, it looks like a power wheels or even like a Barbie. 33 grand. It's basically free. All right, we're looking at a range rover or a land rover.

Jake's definitely getting mayor of that. Range Rover evoke convertibles. Damn, these like the sorting by lowest, still 30 grand is the lowest you're going to go. Pretty consistent at 30 grand. Yeah, it's probably already depreciated. Yeah, maybe they hit the bottom. Dude, that orange one, The orange one's sick.

Is it all wheel drive? I think they are. Buy that for a laundry, Ryan. Buy it for me, dude. You go, I got you a range rover and then you pull that off. Holy shit. I mean, it's not that bad.

It's so sad. Four-wheel drive. It could work for the winter. You could put the top down in the winter, which would be sick, actually. In line four. Not bad. Honestly, dude, I might.

You should. She was looking at a vogue. She was like, there's a cool car. You should get one. And I was like, Army Green. Ooh. You know what? kind of falls into the category here is like

maybe we're beating a dead horse here but like the BMW I8 what happened those aren't ugly I don't think they are either but they like came out everyone's like holy shit well BMW kind of like a super futuristic drop like a supercar and then people like loved them and then everyone's like actually nah those suck well it got pretty Cheeto real quick they had they had the looks of a supercar but they put a three cylinder engine in it which is just kind of defeated the whole purpose of it

Three cylinders, huh? Remember that one I sent that was green? Yeah. Like a green interior? They're like stupid cheap in comparison to... How much can you buy an I-8 for? And what are the MSRP at? I know the MSRP'd like over 100.

As far as BMWs go, I don't think it's that ugly. So that's kind of what I'm getting at here is you're... Doors go up. You're at butterfly doors or whatever at 36 grand. You're in a supercar. I would say if you're looking to impress people that don't know, that would probably be your best. bang for your buck what's the horsepower on this if it has a three cylinder motor how is that

a super it's a three it's a hybrid how many HPs are we running Kenny 370 we can't call a supercar that's what I was going to say is there a horsepower requirement for supercar yeah that there should be because super car I think it's over like 700 now there's so many different things that make them fast though it's like the computer it's a big the way yeah the like just drive train like handling you could have a 500 horse power car and in my opinion a miata is a super car it's the super car beauty's in the eye of the beholder if you want to be politically correct everything's a supercar whatever wants to be you know at cj that's a that's a smart smart car it was a super something car i mean you look at a this thing is a real super car look at a brand new

camera he's probably going to blow the doors off of a 1960s Ferrari but it's not considered a super something That'd be funny. That's a hot take right there. Camry beats Ferrari. They click on the video and it's just this old-ass Ferrari and then like a new Camry. And then Ferrari sues you because you're not supposed to take the doors off. What did you guys think about?

They made like a Camry that now like competes against the D.R.X. I'll just say like I think it's a it's sick for a Camry. Everyone's like, what are they doing? Spoiler and wheels from the factory. What are they doing? I'm like, it's a sick Camry. Yeah, it's a sick Camry, but it's just embarrassing that that's, like, a competitor to... Is that the hatchback?

Yeah. Yeah, the hashback that's got a stick. A Corolla GR. Yeah. Is that what you're thinking of? Yeah, yeah, Corolla GRR. Yeah. It's just, I don't know.

It's a reliable car, medium horsepower looks sporty. How is it fits a market? I think it's probably cooler than a W.R.X nowadays. I think the hot take. WXs have gotten super stale. I like the old school WXs are cool. I'm starting to sound old, but, like, I don't know, dude.

Straight up, after 2014, I think that the Super W.WX went downhill. Well, they don't even make the SDI anymore. Pretty lame. I feel like the WRX is kind of just a stale product. There's nothing cool about it anymore. Seems like all the kids like trucks nowadays. Like, that's cool compared to a modern day WX, in my opinion. Like, I would rather have that than WX.

But WX is a fucking Subaru. I remember my dad was always really impressed. He goes, Subaru, wow. And he's like, why do you guys like these? Subaru's now you guys pulled up in yours and he was like oh I get it now like these look cool fucking fucking slow as hell

it was fast at the time dude that was the best dude anything's fast when you are upgrading from a bicycle yeah yeah careful guy I still got one yeah yours is sick where is yours dude it's what are you gonna have it doing now 250,000 dollar

Subaru yeah super car no I'm kidding Holy shit. Kidding, kidding, kidding. Your face was price. I mean, I wouldn't put it a pass. No, I, yeah, I've put it around that, yeah. Yeah, 110.

He bought it for 10K. That is so crazy. They're like, do you want to dress the engine bay up now? And I'm like, yeah, because it's ugly. Like, it's faded yellow paint. The engine bay matches nothing about the car because you open it up and you're like, what do you do? Forget about everything under the engine bay here.

So now we're doing the full, like, full engine paint. Like delete all the AC lines, delete all the wires, everything. And then it's just hilarious because we're just on the cusp of starting the engine bit. And now it's like underway. And they're like, yeah, the interiors next. It's going to be sick. Mike, do you think that you might be getting swing? If they steal my car, yeah.

Do you think you're able to drive this? Like I feel like it's actually approaching the amount of dollars and getting so historically significant that you might actually have to not drive. it. That's what I'm scared about, man. That's what I lose sleep over. Bro, how do you even... Like, you could just buy another $10,000 one and drive that one?

That's what I literally. I'm like, then I would literally, I'd get called crazy for that. Yeah, then you wouldn't be driving the one that you spent. Dude, when we went to go look at that thing and then you bought it that day, I would have never guessed that it would have evolved to this. It was just me and Mike, we went because I've always loved Subaru's and, yeah. Did you talk them into buying it, you think? Were you in?

I mean, I don't think I needed to talk them into it. He greenlighted it. Oh, yeah, I went with just to ride with it. It was a great buy. Yeah. It was a great buy. It was just what you did after that maybe wasn't financially responsible, but it is going to be cool.

Yeah, you're definitely going to have a cool Subaru. That's for sure. Like, it's going to be sick. What I should do is they are making them? Modifying it so it can be like a Lamborghini, and then maybe it'll be close to that same price point. With a body kit on it.

If there's anything I know about kit cars. They go up in value. Oh. What do you think that he could sell this car for? 35 grand. Yeah, I was going to say. If you found the right buyer. 35.

It's going to be on Facebook marketplace for six months, but he'll find someone. No, I would do something. I'd probably entertain, like, cars and bids, and then I'd be like, go check out my Subaru. Yeah. How many horse parts? You get to be running a few. Well, we're shooting for 500 of the wheels. It's pretty good.

It's pretty fast. It's going to scoot. Once Mike gets his Subaru back, he should race Evans Lamborghini. Yeah, but if my Lamborghini runs. Yeah. Or, dude. Well, it runs, but what did you do to the transmission? I didn't do anything.

If you can drive it. Should race Ken's Tesla. Run it back. That went real good last time. Yeah, run it back. Dude, what a crazy series of unfortunate events that, like, transpired after. Yeah. Yeah, what is the deal with?

Oh, I mean, it ran great on Sunday, and I parked it in my driveway, and I went to drive it on Monday morning, and it's just brick. That's the weirdest thing. That's what happened to my water truck, too. Yeah, I don't know. Some with the E-shift, which apparently those cars, are like the notorious weak point is the whole electronic system involving the transmission. They say the transmission itself is good.

The motors are bulletproof, like so many good things about it. But like the notorious weak point is the clutch and the e-gear, e-shift system, which a couple different things it could be. One of them being a sensor, which would be great. Replace that and hopefully we're back on the road. Seems like sensor is more likely. Like the fact that it went from running amazing, just like a top, and then you park it next morning. But there's also an actuator, which would be not ideal, which is also what it's doing, where you just hit the paddles and it doesn't do anything. Right.

Could be the sensor not letting it do anything, or it could be the actuator puked. You're talking about this yesterday, and it sounds like if it is the actuator, it's almost more worth it just to spend a little more money on top of that and just manual swap it. Yeah. That'd be sick. So I got quoted at 20 grand to manual swap it. And when I looked into the actuator, it could be well north of $10,000 to do an actuator. What?

Manual swap. Also, that's insane. What? I mean, making that thing, because it's the same value. Yeah. No, it doesn't double. Scott come that way.

If I put 20 into it, it should bring at least 10 extra out. Then it actually is worth it. Because of the 10 actuators. Spend 20 add 10 in value. 10 Gs for the actuator, 20 for the manual, but add 10 in value. But it's only adds value if I sell it, right? I mean.

But also think of the value added when you're like, uh-huh, so that would be insanely sick, but honestly, I love the paddles. Yeah, they are nice. And I love how it hits, it shifts so good, like, I don't know. Satisfying. So, I don't know. Well, hopefully it's just a sensor.

So then you were stranded at home, and you decided, well, there's nothing else to do. might as well go to the casino Yeah so I'm stuck at home And I'm I guess I'm kind of pissed Not like pissed But like pissed I'm just like fucking Lamborghini

Want to start Yeah it's well it starts I want to go to the casino Well that's the thing It's like seven in the morning And it's stuck in between gears I'm revving up Freaking straight pipe Lambo

In my neighborhood I've got like a breeze What is going on Is he still drunk from last night So I'm like causing a scene And then I've got Nicky which maybe isn't the strongest person in the world and I'm can't have her in the car because i think anyone would say that your

girlfriend nicky is the strongest person in the world i got her trying to push this car uphill up my driveway but i'm scared to put her in the car because what if she panics and drives it through my garage like i don't know so i'm like oh you're gonna have to push so i'm like one foot out the door like a skateboard plus her pushing it rocking it back and forth trying to get it nothing work she has to leave for work now i'm stuck at home with no vehicle i talk to our guy and he's like, well, you can maybe try to disconnect the battery and do some things. So I spend a couple hours, it's hot out. Nothing works.

I go sit down on the couch for like four minutes. I'm just festering. I'm like, I'm going to casino. So I take my girlfriend's son's bicycle. He's seven. He's nine. Nine. He rode a nine-year-old's bike to the casino.

Driving down the road, you see, is not a full-size bike. He's on a kid's bike pedaling. So, and then I, well, it is a child. 20-inch bike, but I didn't want to ride right down the highway because I didn't want to be seen doing any of this. So I'm like, well, there's a little trail and like some railroad tracks and whatever. I know this little trail. Well, it's very grown up.

So I basically wasn't even riding the bike. I'm pushing the bike through waist-high brush, like just picker bushes. And I'm covered in 11 a.m. I know, like 12 or 12.30 or something. But more of a story, I got to the casino, came out like 12, 1,500 bucks up. there you go you won that much might have just bought you a new actuator or at least a piece of it yeah so we'll see i just hope it's the sensor plus it is due for its oil change and it's 30,000 miles service and everything so yeah i'm pretty stoked it's going to be a nice trip to scott

yeah at least it's going to a good place the manual swap would be cool but that's crazy i do like the paddles though paddles are nice like it used to be a big paddle or a big manual guy but you drive in a Lamborghini with paddle shifts, it's better. Dude, I've never driven a manual. They're pretty sought after. That's right. I think it's like, for that car, I think it could go either way. By no means saying the paddles are bad.

They've gotten better since that Lamborghini. So I think that a manual in that would be very justified, but... The positive is, like, when I read forums and stuff, you just got people to be like, and that's why I love my gated manual. Because it's like you eliminate other issues. So, like, you're there. And then even if it doesn't add a... a ton of value, I can pretty much guarantee it will sell way, like, I think it would sell quick.

Even if you didn't get a ton more, I think it would sell like immediately being a gated manual. Well, you could sell it and buy a Supra. Yeah, I thought about that, but I'm like, it would be pretty sick to park that super next to my Lambo. Yeah, that'd be way back. Next to me, I got a little bit of money, Mikey me. I kind of like to add to the fleet rather than thin it. It just sounds good. good, too, when you say my Lambo.

Like, it's just nothing cool. Plus, I would think the Super is cool and some people would, but in general, everyone thinks the Lambo's cool. But most people would be like, oh, nice 95 Toyota. They're like, it doesn't hit the same. Does not hit the same. It does not hit the same. Yeah, when we were weighing it out, like, do we get them a Lambo or do we get them a

super? We're like, it's not even in the same realm. Yeah, Lambo hits so much harder. It's so much harder. Yeah. All right. Well, got pretty caught up there. You are going to be catching up for the next 15 years.

Yeah, right. Ken, just two weeks behind for the rest of his life. Ken, and you're getting close now, so. What was the deal again? Ken went to Europe? I was in Europe for eight weeks. Was it?

Yeah, I think it was, he came back and he was never the same. Yeah, he never were. I think it was the length that he was gone, not necessarily that he went to Europe, but I mean, it could have been a combination of all.

What was the deal again between Jake and you? Jake got all pissed while you were in Europe? I don't fucking know. What do you do for eight weeks? I did study abroad. Oh, I guess that makes a little more sense. The last Mr. V's video, when they, like, 100 days in jail or whatever,

I'm like, okay, 100 days. Like, when you watch it on this video, it doesn't seem like that long. But I'm like, that's what scares me. Let's say that I did this challenge for 100 days. I feel like I'd come back. Everything would change. All your friends would be different. Like, they'd have all these inside jokes and, like, all these scenarios.

And you'd be like, I don't even know what's going on anymore. And I'd just, like, move to Kansas and... Sometimes just the less you care, the better, and you'll catch up eventually. Ken really did get married to that mentality of like, all right, well, good thing I don't give a fuck. That's still... Talk to somebody who cares. That's still, to this day, in my opinion, the hardest quote of just about anybody, but Ken, someone's asking him something and he just looks him in the eyes and goes, sorry, you're confusing me with somebody who gives a fuck. Pull this line, like, maybe ever.

Dude, he doesn't actually Dude he doesn't I respect you for that, Ken You really don't Oh yeah You got lacing your veins Whatever Whatever

Fuck it Are you guys going to that Whatever the fuck it's called When is it? I don't know And then I walk out Line of the day yesterday Ken asking us

What was Ken talking about That trip he was talking about? You never finished You never got I did finish it, but then you guys were laughing and didn't listen to me. What was it at a Vikings game? No, Seema. Oh, yeah.

That's right. Ken, so you're going to Ireland for a Vikings game? London. Same thing, right? Two different countries. Oh, yeah, leprechaun. Yeah, that'll be cool. Big Ben.

I went to France. Someone has to call you, Big Ben. I went to France and saw the Eiffel Tower. Really? Pretty hyped up. Vegas. Vegas has Eiffel Tower. It's more fun.

There's slot machines at the bottom of that. We are due for Vegas. It feels like it's been ages. Yes. And that was, I asked the guys, I got a text yesterday for the Supercross and invite to the after party of the Supercross in Vegas.

And I'm busy, but you might not be and you should take them up on it. Yeah, we might have to go. Wait, it's the Super Cross after party? Yeah, Twin Sixth, Planet Omnia. The riders and all of them are going to be there too? No, I don't know.

It's just after party for Everyone, yeah. Omnia's always packed. That'll be lit. Yeah. I mean, they just got a residency there. We've had Twinsig on the podcast.

Did they really? Yeah. I didn't know that. They got a residency in Vegas at Omni. That's fucking sick, dude. It doesn't get any better than that. For most DJs, I'd say like that is your goal because you don't have to tour.

It's fun probably getting to tour. They still do. And you get to stay in Vegas. They still tour. You like sleep in the same bed every night, but you're playing shows for different people. Ken's booking hotels right now. Yeah, you guys got to go. I feel like we got to go.

Got to go. You could probably not be busy, right? Maybe I could swing my vape shop free trip in on that. There you go. Why? Why? Why? Save that for another.

Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. No, you're right. I'll save my name. No, no, no, you're right. Yeah, I was kidding. I was going to get a ticket, Ivan, then maybe we'll go.

I don't know. I think this one might be out of pocket. Depends on if we film. Joyce Meyer, let's go to Vegas, boys. Yeah, you guys got it, run it. It's been, what, three, four months since we've been there. Upgrading from the rodeo to the Supercross. Oh, and I'm still going to the rodeo.

Dirt bike rodeo. All right, boys. We got some general contract into do. Yeah, we do. Yeah, we actually, I got a fence to build, so. I got one of those pencils that you should. So it's like, you know. Yeah.

Yeah, you look official. Hey, that nail gun that we're borrowing has a pencil shepherder built into the hole. Shut up. That's crazy. It doesn't work on that pencil. Seriously, we got to go build. Sounds good. See you guys next week.

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