Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ben's new car gets STOLEN, CJ Starts a Farm & Gavin Reveals Honeymoon Plans!

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

In today's episode @shredeighty joins us to talk about the first few weeks of his marriage, and planning his honeymoon. We dive into Cjs new Responsibility of a becoming bee farmer, & Micah talks abou...t trying out kens bidet for the first time. Ken says he wants his statue back, Colby Rahas jump in Vegas, Dodges new Hellcat trucks and Ryans desire for a hellcat minivan. Ben tells the story of his BRAND NEW CAR GETTING STOLEN, And more. Enjoy Boys! One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get up to 40% off @Ridge during their Father's Day Sale at https://www.Ridge.com/WIDEOPEN #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/cboys #rulapod #sponsored #ad Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code LWO at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/LWO #Bruntpod #sponsored #ad To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Starting point is 00:00:00 My M3 got stolen. I am starting to feel like your mother. Why? So, I mean, how's the married life going, Gav? Is she going to come see the clutch? She's not coming to see the clutch. I cannot take her to the double wife. He doesn't want her to know how much you have.
Starting point is 00:00:16 He's not stopping my individual. There's no way. What if your wife made you? Heather's not making me. I'll tell you that. All right, all right. All right. Micahus?
Starting point is 00:00:30 Yeah, I'll clap. Thanks, dog. I'll clap for you too, Ken. Oh, shit. I'm like, I got to turn you way down. Oh, we got Ken. DJ Ken in the back. Better than turning him on.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Turn me up a little. Turn me up a little bit. Yeah. Who does that, Loeane? Turn my headphones up. Kanye, Jay Z. Turn my headphones up a little bit. Guess what I saw four minutes ago.
Starting point is 00:00:52 I saw Shred 80 trip up the stairs and spill his trail mix everywhere. The 15th time. I heard it. I heard it too. He heard it yesterday. I heard it yesterday. He goes, are you okay? Are you okay?
Starting point is 00:01:03 Yeah, you did. Well, no, I didn't see. Dude, yeah, I'm sitting here editing, right? I hear this big, and I go, oh my gosh, someone just fell either down or up the stairs, and then I hear them start stepping. I'm looking around the corner,
Starting point is 00:01:14 I'm like, but before I even saw it, oh, are you okay? And then I see his gab and I go, oh, we know you're okay. Gosh damn it. We knew you're okay. Did you save the trail mix? No, not at all.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Or did you just leave it all over there? I picked it all up. Are the stairs okay? That's the real question. Are the stairs okay? The stairs aren't that okay. There's a debt in the second one right there. But we totaled.
Starting point is 00:01:34 We're going to have to replace them. Total the stairs out. Sorry about that guys. I was like, how would you do that? But we did do that one time with a set of mini trucks. Remember? We totaled the stairs out at the farm. Oh, we pulled them off.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Yeah, we fully pulled them off. That was so fun. That was just fun time, man. I feel like we need to buy another property to destroy it again. It's kind of fun. It's been a minute, though. Been a minute since we've had anything that we could break. Taking down the chicken coop.
Starting point is 00:01:58 That chicken coop that was on the farm was really old, but now CJ's got himself some bees. That's true. I am farming, but you guys can't destroy my bee houses. Pretty nice houses. That would be bad. Genuine question.
Starting point is 00:02:11 So you got 10,000 bees in each of these houses. They're about yay big. Yep. Supposedly 10,000. The summer is... Yeah, like, what are you going to do? Fucking count them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Summer is taking its time coming around. So it's like, it almost froze the other night. But like, do they leave and go get like pollen? Or how do that work? Dude, it was actually funny. So I went and checked on them when it was pretty, cold, they were all tucked in. I bet.
Starting point is 00:02:33 But like, if you go out there in the sun, they're out buzzing around, doing their thing. Like, but it was like no one was home. I had to, I legit was like, I took the top of. I'm like, did they literally get blown away? They were all in there just chilling, dude. Just chilling. It's, it's so satisfying being a honey farmer. Being a honey farmer.
Starting point is 00:02:52 And also, it's like my first kind of pet, you know, that wasn't like, you know, we had family dogs growing up. But like, this is like my responsibility. I don't know. It's just fun. You just have to make sure they're alive? Or what is that? You know, the setup is probably the biggest thing. And luckily for me, I had Jack and Cody to help. Cody actually, at his previous job, used to manage this lady's beehive. So he used to, like, take care of like 10 of them and, like, get the honey and stuff. So he kind of gave Jack and I the rundown, made sure we got all the right stuff. Did she have 100,000 bees? I think so, yeah. I mean, if she had 10, yeah, you know, I just have a hard time, you know, supposedly 10,000 per container, but I was looking at, I'm like, how is this 10,000? This looks like more like 2,000. But, uh, yeah, Italian honeybees. And, uh, you put them in the box gav. They kind of just got to make themselves at home. And then in like a couple of weeks, I'll then put the reduction boxes on top. So then it's like, it, like adds another level to it. And they'll be able to then go up. They'll start building their honey. Come and then when it's ready when it's ready it's pretty simple dude you pull this little thing up You put a screwdriver and you turn it and it like crack the honeycomb and then all the honey comes down
Starting point is 00:04:07 I'm gonna get it then it pours out little catcher thing yep so like I got so many people dude that are like yo can I get some honey Can I get you get? No I mean like people we know people we know. Oh yeah I know but when you're like yeah so Hit me up on your story yeah people we know though you know but I'm like you're gonna have so many people A lot of people want it. Honey. Because initially, you know, people are like, what are you going to do with all that honey? Dude, I might have to get some more bees for how much demand there is. How much honey does one of your little hives produce?
Starting point is 00:04:37 I don't know per hive, but Cody thinks I'll have like five gallons of honey. From that by the end of summer. Holy shit. That's a lot of honey. A lot of honey. What's the street value of something like that? You know, there's no expiration date on. Raw honey.
Starting point is 00:04:50 And so, like, if you get a jar, I'd say like if I had a jar, Sydney and I would probably take two years to go through that. Depends. You know, it depends. Like, so me, I like to eat yogurt. So, like, I'm really generous with how much honey I put on it. Plain great good. Yeah, just plain basic yogurt, yeah. There's conflicting prices.
Starting point is 00:05:10 One of these is $276. But this one is $2,880. What the fuck's in this, honey? Oh, that's for 12 of them. My bad. So, so $300 for your honey? You could probably put a little mark. up on it if you want it. There are a lot of
Starting point is 00:05:26 benefits for eating local, honey. Not just generic honey. It's got to be local. Why? Why local? It's like it's got all the pollen and everything from like your area. That makes sense. Does it help with allergies? It's supposedly. Wow. Dude, it's just crazy though, because like initially I'm
Starting point is 00:05:42 kind of prepared. I got the B suits. I knew, you know, we were probably going to film it, so I was like, I got to get one for Ken because it'll be funny if Ken's in there with me. And then obviously one for Dalton. So that way he can film it and not get stung. And, uh, dude, they weren't even really stinging anyone. Like, Evan took his shirt off, dude, he's standing there.
Starting point is 00:05:59 He didn't even get stung. I got stung in the neck and I was wearing the thing. And somehow got under and then I think it got pinched in between. But yeah, I got stung in the neck. But, like, I haven't even been wearing the suit since, like, you know, just checking up on them. They don't care. They won't even bother you. Gav got stung only because he was freaking out.
Starting point is 00:06:16 I did freak out. I just felt one. They were going to top my freaking. They literally flew in from them back my head. And then you screamed. They were just buzzing around. Stung on the top of the head. That's crazy, right in the head.
Starting point is 00:06:27 That's probably because the bees like know you're their dad. Maybe. I think they know I'm, you know, on their team. So when I go and I'm checking up, just making sure things are okay. But yeah, it's fun, dude. So I do, you know, I've talked about how I wanted to get chickens for a while too, because I think that would be very practical. We'd all be able to have farm fresh eggs.
Starting point is 00:06:49 What should be awesome. I mean, you know, real eggs. Raising the chickens. would be easy, keeping Evan from driving a pickup into the chicken coop would be hard. That for sure. That for sure. No, but actually, that would be fun, like having, like, unlimited eggs. Dude.
Starting point is 00:07:04 And also, eggs, you know, where they're coming from. Because, you know, there's been those scandals, supposedly, where, you know, these organic, expensive eggs that you get at the grocery store supposedly aren't as organic as you'd hope or they're maybe not as good for you as you'd like. Yeah, you've heard the whole free range thing. Yeah, who knows, you know. But ours would actually be free range. Like, I'd let our chicken ride like a dirt bike or something if you wanted.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Like, I don't even care. Like, they're part of the crew. Just make sure you're doing your job. It's crazy. It's come to this, but welcome on. Clock the Chicken on the podcast. We would almost have to have one that's then an inside chicken. True.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Chickens are a little noisier and a little more work than bees. They're pretty dirty. I don't smell good either. That's why I started with the bees. I just knew it was like a pretty simple, you know, there's some work and effort getting them set up. But after that, pretty simple process. Do you like water the peas or do they just take their own?
Starting point is 00:07:59 Nope. Okay, they take care of themselves. One more genuine question. So we don't have a ton of like flowers around here. I know like a lot of stuff has pollen, but like would they be happy if there was like a flower bed right next to them? I don't know. I don't think so. I mean, you look at a lot of the other people in the area that have beehives.
Starting point is 00:08:16 They're just sitting in a middle of a field. Like a grass field. Maybe they'll get wildflowers. The grass farmer next door to the farm, he's got a couple. beehives in the back corner. Dude, it's more common than you think to add bees. They're a great pet. I like bees.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Bees ain't great a pet. And they, uh, you know. They actually do. They pull their own share. So yeah. So, yeah. Did you know that, uh, there is no genetic difference between a queen bee and a worker bee?
Starting point is 00:08:39 The queen bee just receives a slightly different serum, like different nutrition than the rest of the worker bee colony. And then it becomes a queen bee. But they're genetically the same. So they just pick one. They pick actually a few. And then they make it the queen. And then they pick a few and then eventually one of the queen, like odds are one queen dies.
Starting point is 00:09:02 And then the other one isn't as strong. They picked the strongest one and then kill the weaker one. Why do they kill the weaker one? Well, it's because you can only have one queen. Fuck, that's crazy. Dude, they're all working for the one queen in there, Gab. That's insane. That's a lot of work right there, huh?
Starting point is 00:09:15 A lot of simps. Do you think they have like a competitive edge now that there's two queens living next to each other? like they'll be dueling, like old style. I suppose if you're not in your queen, you can just go over to the house next door. Got another queen. So, I mean, how's the married life going, Gav? It's treated me pretty well, man. It's pretty great.
Starting point is 00:09:32 We're heading to Maui on Monday. Shut up. We have to, right? Yeah, I mean, you love it. And are we helping with the flights? Is that cool? I got to help Gav book it when this wraps up. That was a promise.
Starting point is 00:09:43 We had flights and stay. Well, I think when we made that promise, Spirit Airlines was still a thing. Did they go out of business? Yeah, Spirit went out of business. You didn't hear about that? No. Really? That was like a big theme kind of.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Crazy side story. There's like a guy on Instagram who's like trying to self like get donations to buy Spirit Airlines. How much does it cost? I mean, a billion. Probably a billion. Yeah, the problem is you'd probably just be so much work.
Starting point is 00:10:11 So what are we flying them on? I saw there's a Southwest option and there's a United option. Oh, no doubt. No Delta. Gavin's from Colorado. Do you think your wife is more of a, is she more accustomed to first class, or do you think she'll be chill in general? I say she's definitely a first class woman, but she'll, I mean, as long as she's with me, she told me this, I don't believe it really. She'll sit anywhere.
Starting point is 00:10:29 She'll sit anywhere. She'll sit anywhere. She'll be so excited. She is definitely stoked for her. Is she? Oh, 100%. She's ready to go surfing. I'm going to teach her to surf.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Really? I'm not the best surf for myself, but I'm still going to teach her. You guys are going to have a blast. I'm so happy for you. I'm super excited for that. I'm so I'm so I'm, Hawaii's on the bucket. Have you been? Not since I was like eight
Starting point is 00:10:48 Oh, that's gonna be awesome Has she been? She's never been Really a new spot for her Yeah, that's kind of nice You're kind of the big dog Taking her new places There's a lot of Japanese there actually
Starting point is 00:10:59 Isn't there? There is a lot of Asians They're great people though And I mean she's a little bit Yeah, she is Asian. So that's what I'm saying Like she's gonna love it I didn't know that
Starting point is 00:11:08 Yeah, she is half Asian She's awesome Yeah You guys gonna go hiking We're gonna hike to a waterfall That's definitely on the bucket Let's take her whale watching You know I gotta find a three wheeler fellas
Starting point is 00:11:16 us. So definitely find a three-wheeler. Yeah. When you see a whale breach, don't say that reminds me of my old girlfriend. I should call her. Has any of your exes reached out? I actually did have an ex-reach.
Starting point is 00:11:37 She was like, what the fuck are you doing getting married? Yeah. And what do they, what did you say? So they were pissed? I was in Vegas for Ben's bachelor party and when you saw in love. When you know, you know. When you know, you know, man. Was she pretty jealous? Of course she was jealous.
Starting point is 00:11:50 I told her we're going to Maui. Yeah, dude. I'd imagine there was a lot of girls that, you know, maybe still had some hope and really probably felt like there was a solid chance of rekindling the relationship with you. And then all of a sudden, you just get married out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. It was like, well, he's dead now to them.
Starting point is 00:12:09 I'm sure. Well, there's no chance. There's no chance. There's no chance. I was single as hell. And then, you know, getting married. It's crazy. how life works. Sometimes you just fall in love
Starting point is 00:12:18 in Vegas, fellas. Yep. Sometimes. Sometimes I've never done that, but I'm sure it happens a lot. I mean, that's why they have the Little White Chapel. I've never seen somebody fall in love so fast. Did it look like I was in love at first? Literally, you guys met each other at the club, and you would not leave each other. Like, you couldn't get
Starting point is 00:12:34 more than an inch of part. I would say you definitely were pretty inseparable, basically from the moment you laid eyes on her. I'd agree with that. Just kind of how it went down. Thank you guys for hell of a wedding. Thank you, everybody, for Cutting their sleeves. Oh,
Starting point is 00:12:47 Hey, you're welcome. You guys are the best. It's like an $180 suit jacket, too. So I'll invoice you at your, after your honeymoon. Oh, thank you for that, right? Sweet guys. Well, thank you for the honeymoon experience.
Starting point is 00:12:58 I'm excited to hear it or why. And Dalton is too, so he's going to be coming with. And I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just going to be wearing a tropical gilly suit the whole time. You don't even know he's there. Are you bringing your own filmer? I think I'm going to fly my film around as well.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Really? Wow. Yeah, no, I think that's going to make it like 10 times better. I think I have to have like a film or fall on us around. doing the dumbest stuff all the time. Yeah, I like that. And then kind of just... It's true, bro.
Starting point is 00:13:20 I would like, yeah, just buy a fresh 256 Gb SD card and just fill it. Honestly, just roll the whole thing with everything. And the fucking wide angle. Take one of our chipped wide angles. Yeah. No, I'm buying a wide angle before that one I said. Yes.
Starting point is 00:13:34 We've been trying to convince Gab to get a proper Sony, like, good wide angle, the same one we run for like, forever. And then CJ said, Gab, quit what you're doing right now and order it. And he forced him. you said you're doing too. Well, I sent him to a link.
Starting point is 00:13:48 Yeah, it's true. I sent you the link and I hope you did actually order it. I hope that fits on your camera. I think it fits. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:56 So that'll be good. Stay tuned for that. You know, it's just like... Sorry, that's four? No. No, it's the four. He has a different one. I think it'll still work.
Starting point is 00:14:04 I think it'll still work. What are you on? We'll just grab your camera and we'll throw on a wide and see if it works, but I think it will. No, I will. 100%. Next baby, upgrade your mic. The mic is great. Bro, if you're gonna, if you're gonna do such amazing shit,
Starting point is 00:14:18 you gotta have a good camera. I appreciate you saying that. And then next thing you gotta have is a good cameraman. I'd say the good cameraman might be ahead of a good camera. Well, it's tough to film yourself when you're doing the cool shit. Doing the dumb shit, yeah. It's tough to, not dumb, cool. I said cool.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Yeah, appreciate that. Crazy. I haven't am I saved to watch, but your video with Axel gave him that. Cowasaki. One of the nicest three-wheelers that I've ever bought here. So you don't run a Caliaseki. He was very appreciative of course he was ripping too. I mean, obviously.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Bro, I'm not going to lie. I fell for your Instagram clip. I thought that was you for a second. Because I put him in the same get up as me. I was trying to pull up, you know how I made it look like Ben Crash. I was trying to make me look like Axel. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:14:56 it was cool that you, you know, it was cool that you got him to go get the Shredaity to get up. How to take him to boot bar and get him all kidded up. Buy his cowboy booth for him. Yeah, you're kind of becoming just like
Starting point is 00:15:08 the three-wheeler gift giving guy. It's kind of fun, right? Gabe Brian Deegan one. Yeah, gave Axel. one probably should give you guys yeah I mean that I wasn't gonna say it but
Starting point is 00:15:20 you know those guys have obviously done a lot for you you know I get they would give you the three wheel oh that's true we sold that shit we sold that shit
Starting point is 00:15:31 times are tough times are tough and sometimes things need to go thank you we got an auction coming up I go you're selling it aren't you goes yeah it's a little bit big I said come on
Starting point is 00:15:41 run out of space yeah got bought it with a battery. It didn't have a dead battery. You guys let it die or maybe I left it on. And that thing was heavy and hard to move around. And it's one of those things. It's like right by the garage and you couldn't get anything in or out. Right in the way. Right in the middle. If you gift us a three wheeler, get us one of them paddled ones. One that can actually pedal? No, the mini RCR. You guys want one? I think we use the shit out of that. I think you guys actually went to either. They're a blast. Just don't let anybody that doesn't know how to ride one. Like Evan. You can loop them out. Like Evan. Don't let heaven ride it. Since when... Since when... Since when do you have to know how to ride to ride a three-wheeler?
Starting point is 00:16:20 Well, I guess you don't... I mean... Don't even know how to ride. I don't know. Just be careful on them. They're three-wheeler, so you can still put your leg down and get bit pretty bad. You always got to be careful. Your wife did say, ew, when she saw this...
Starting point is 00:16:33 Did she have to say that, Ben? I think she did. Look, I do not want to be the catalyst of a... Because we're riding three-wheels in Hawaii. I think she'll love it. I think she'll love it. She just didn't really understand. And it maybe wasn't the best
Starting point is 00:16:45 That was the best specimen of a three wheel. I mean, we were working on Cholranes. That was a barn find. That was on Spenny, bro. I was on Spenny. I mean, Spenny made it happen, but yeah. Next time I was tell him not to bring it. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:16:58 No, we need to. But once she sees one of your nice ones, like once she sees a collection, is she going to come see the collection? She's not coming to see the collection. I can't, cannot take her to the double white. He doesn't want her to know how much you have. No, I don't want her to know.
Starting point is 00:17:10 I don't want her to see the double wide, guys. So she's not, she's not coming. he's not coming to my house. Is that why you were trying to talk to? Is that why you were talking about like, dude, I need to get a new place. I'm overshed. He literally was telling me, he's like, I need to get a new place.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Like, the double Y's just not doing it anymore. When you can't have your wife to your house? No, bro. No, we're finding out that Gav's a little embarrassed of his double Y, and personally, I don't think there's that much to be embarrassed about it. I said the same thing. It's not, it's a nice place. I don't think that's the case.
Starting point is 00:17:39 I don't think Gav's embarrassed of it. I think that his new wife has higher sticks. standards maybe. And so he's more so broke. That thing's not even a double-wit. It's just a house. It's just trying to have a happy marriage.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Technically, it's a double-white, but it doesn't look like one. It looks like a really nice house, bro. It's a nice. It's a pool table. It's a bachelor pad, bro. That's a sick spot. That's my problem.
Starting point is 00:18:03 I want to take a girl to my house. It's not a bachelor's dad. You're just trying to do the right thing for your marriage. Which I think is great. I could see you getting like, you know how Whistling Diesel's house is? Like it's just like super elegant like big mansion like I just see it on his stories I've never been there I just could see Gavlovin and something like that like it's like very elegant and like classy thank you I appreciate that
Starting point is 00:18:26 that's what he goes goes from the double-eyed to that you're looking to get like some like pillars and like columns yeah like that yeah like that's like marble I just want a barn a minnow but it's like also kind of outdated and it's like the style of the house you don't change anything it just is what it is do you only go a marble statue Because it would cost. Now, that would cause some marital problems. Oh, man. Why? No, I'd probably hope their marriage. You're kidding me?
Starting point is 00:18:50 Because she would see Ken's marble statue and what it's rocking and go, what the fuck am I doing with you? He was available. That stallion is just on the road? Do you think that girl see a large sack and that's what they're like, whoa? Yes, dude. They see a large sack. I don't know if they're, I think they're looking for the full package, you know, not just large balls. You're right.
Starting point is 00:19:12 I think they're looking at like, you know, next generation. They're probably thinking, like, I could have triplets if he gets me pregnant. If this guy could blow on me and I'd get pregnant. No, like with their mouth. Yeah, maybe. Ken maybe would have to date like a female boxer or something like that. She'd like beat him up? Jesus is wrong for, Ryan.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Why would he want that? Well, I don't know. What are you into, Ryan? That's not what I'm into. I'm just saying given his setup, that would make sense. Why would that? Why would anyone want that? I don't know what you're into.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Sacks being used as punching bags. That's an insane idea. Speed bag. Just speed bag is nuts? I would pay to see that. I would. Dude, I think they did that in Jackass. I literally think they did that on Jackass.
Starting point is 00:20:02 They had him sit down and like his nuts hung through like a hole and they had a, I'm pretty sure a boxer speed bag. I'm pretty sure that's just called torture. Yeah. Yeah, and some cultures. For them, it's called work. Well, some people would say it's a kink. Yeah. And don't be kink shaming people.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Publicly. Ryan, whatever you're into. Yeah, I think you found Ryan. That ain't me. That ain't me. You guys remember particularly, Ryan, do you remember when you got the ball kuzzi? Ball kuzzi? Or is that what it was called?
Starting point is 00:20:33 Yeah, I thought it was a jacuzzi for your ball. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they said you can do it with water, but they said you can do it with soy sauce, too. it heated it up and you dip your balls in it. Why would you dip your balls in soy sauce? Okay, I brought this terrible. I think we did this on the podcast. It's not like it hurts you, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:49 No, no, soy sauce is, you're not supposed to have soy soy or a guy. Yeah, but. It's bad for you, let alone dip your fucking nuts. You might as well put them in the microwave. Is that why, like, soy boy is a, like, a derogatory? You definitely don't want to be a soy boy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:03 I think some guys do, but not the people we hang with. If you're a soy boy, it means you don't have much, like, a sauce. Estosterone going on. Yeah. So you're soft. Okay, what you're getting in that, I bought it as a gag gift thing because I thought it was funny. Oh, I bet. I bet.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Yeah. You bet. I'm sure. I'm so sure, Ryan. That's why you ran the jets out of that thing. Oh, my gosh. That's why you had our electrician come over and install. You know, the hot tub.
Starting point is 00:21:31 You know, the hot tub is all. Just for your nuts. But the reason that Micah brought the soy sauce thing up is you can taste soy sauce when you dip your nuts in it. Apparently. What are you talking? I'm just spoken reading Kenny, Kenny, go get some soy sauce
Starting point is 00:21:46 and let's see Ken's got the most taste buds down there so let's see you bro Ken might have a normal size sack after that If he starts dipping his nuts and soy It'll probably shrink down to our level If he did that and he's just like
Starting point is 00:21:59 Oh it burns Oh shit And his nuts grew three times smaller That day Or shrunk Yeah sorry he not grew He just finds out he can taste test anything via.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Kent dragging them across pizza. If it's all... Is this gluten-free? I'm sensitive. That thing's already a gag gift. That is clearly just a gag to see who is dumb enough to actually do it. You know, actually, this kind of reminds me of a term I heard the other day. It's called a bird bath and it involves your nuts.
Starting point is 00:22:33 It's like when you get done post, you know, sex and then you just wash your dick and balls in the sink. They call it a bird bath, and I thought that was funny. I just thought it was funny, but it reminded me of this. The hot tub. I mean, you're close.
Starting point is 00:22:50 You're damn you're there. There you go, Ryan. Ryan probably has to bird bath, though, after to get the chlorine off of the hot tub. I can already see, you know, how like houses are starting to have everything. Cold plunges. You have two sinks.
Starting point is 00:23:03 You have a tub. You have a shower. You have sauna. You have a day. And now you have a bird bath just for the... What is that? What is that? I want to go in my bed baths.
Starting point is 00:23:10 Ken, you ever, does your bidet get your sack or no? If you wanted to. If you wanted it to, you can put it. But like, no. It's not pressure washing it? I actually have a funny story about using Ken's bidet. You read it? Yeah, I did.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Mike said on it all night. Thank you. So I finally got over to Ken's house. I missed the party we weren't invited to. I missed that. And I finally, I was like, I got to try to stay out. And so you know how this is too much information, but you know how when you like take a shit and you wipe and you, you you don't have, you're like, nice, nothing there.
Starting point is 00:23:43 It's great. That's awesome. That's what it was like. Nothing. But I still wanted to use it. I did it and I didn't even need to use it, but I still wanted to use it. So I turned it on and it started spraying. Yeah, you're just like, what the whole? Directly into the set. I don't know how it knows. It's got an AI targeting software.
Starting point is 00:24:01 And I'm like, this is interesting. And I'm sitting there. I'm sitting there. I can hear people hollering downstairs. I'm like, can I do some wrong? Yeah, still sitting there, and it's been like 20, 30 seconds at this moment. And I'm like, all right, I wonder if it cycle changes or anything. And then I look over, I realize it's, is there's a stop button? So I'm like, oh, and then I just felt weird because like, it was up to me to stop it, but. Ken's water bill's got to be off the charts.
Starting point is 00:24:31 Are you using it every time, Ken? Absolutely. So it has a dryer, right? It does have a dryer. It's warm, right? Wow. And I dried. It's also got a heated seat.
Starting point is 00:24:38 I dried it for. longer than I thought I needed to and then I basically walked down with a wet ass for the next 20 minutes because it was not long enough. It doesn't fully dry it just kind of like glows warm air So what do you do then can pat it dry? Just wipe. Oh what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:24:53 I was worried about it. We probably needed to get off this topic. What were you going to say? It seems just like you go through all that all that work and you still have to wipe like you're just straight of doing it for pleasure. It's like going through a touchless car wash and then getting out and wiping off your car. It leaves it. It leaves.
Starting point is 00:25:09 But I just drive down the road. If you want a good car wash, you got to do that. You're right, you're right. No dribbles. I guess it'd be for the anti-chafeing. Like, at least you know you're never going to be chafing. I just don't really trust those things, but... Why don't you trust them?
Starting point is 00:25:25 I don't know. You don't even know. It's like a no-go zone, so... Like a no-go zone. Yeah, definitely there's a barrier to entry, for sure. Ideally, there would be, yes. Like, you know, it's just not, like, I've tried using one before, too, and I was just like, fucking, like, damn near you're going to jump off the seat,
Starting point is 00:25:43 but you're like, I don't want to jump off the seat because I'm going to spray water over my friend's bathroom. It just seems like it'd be a mess. Well, apparently not. We go over to Ken's house and look at his toilet. It probably cleans itself, bro. It looks like you're a pressure washing off a mud truck. Ken's toilet. It closes the fucking hood or whatever you want to call it, the seat.
Starting point is 00:26:02 And it just heats up and just, like, an oven just burns everything out. It's got it. Satisfiting experience. Satisfout experience, Mr. Matthews? Yeah. Isn't that in a movie where the toilet talks? Yeah, what's it called? No.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Yeah, I thought it was. What's the one where the daughter marries the guy who's like a video game designer? Yes? No, no, no. It's like they go over there for on holiday. It's a guy who was in Breaking Bad. I don't know. All better call Saul?
Starting point is 00:26:36 No. Well, the guy in the main character in Brainer. Breaking Bad, but it's like his daughter, she goes off to college, but she meets this, like, video game fucking designer. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. And then this guy's super rich. Why him? Why him? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:50 So then they go over there, and this, like, this kid's, like, all like the new, he's into technology and this guy's into paper. And because he owns a newspaper business. And it's just funny because they, they go to the house and then everything's just technology. There's no fucking toilet paper because he's like, what the fuck? No toilet paper. He hits the thing. It's just, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:08 I don't think we can play it because of copyright. But yeah, there's, there's an AI in the house that talks with him. Dude, that guy's so funny. That's actually one of the funniest movies. That'd be like if, uh, if Ken just picked up some girl from college or something, and then she just drops out, moves in with Ken, and then her family comes over. They're like, who the fuck is this guy? He's just like this rock star, basically, this mysterious rock star.
Starting point is 00:27:33 You'd have to run the statue back just to kind of like mug the dad. Speaking of running the statue back, you're just lucky that we have some dignity and whatever. I don't know what the right word. But anyway, your brother goes, please, please, please bring that thing back and plant it right in his front house. Or even at our neighbors, which is your family's house for Memorial Day. He said please bring it back for Memorial Day. No, but I was considering once the sighting is done on my place, I was going to think about putting it on the patio. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Doors? You want to know? it. Just not at the fucking front door. That is absurd. He's came around to it, boys. All right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:13 It's more of a backdoor staff. That's cool. Honestly, on that patio would be a great spot because you can only see it if you're really looking, but I like that. I mean, the world, no. Very comfortable and durable workwear is essential on the job site and your boots are the foundation you're standing on all day. With how hot, tall, and unstable Ken is, we need to get him in his brunt boots every
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Starting point is 00:32:25 or something trying to like. Oh, yeah. So when, uh, we, we all came over to my place after with, for, with, Amish kid Amish dude Sorry Yeah And uh Put respect on them So like Ryan's girlfriend
Starting point is 00:32:36 And Mike's wife They showed up there early Because they drove by a car And a bunch of kids Like neighborhood kids just showed up And were pounding on the door Trying to get pictures That's crazy
Starting point is 00:32:47 And eventually we walk up You know walk up the hill And it was like What the fuck is going on? So what did you do? Just close your blinds? No we took You weren't there
Starting point is 00:32:56 But we took pictures Yeah I was gonna say You got Quite the neighborhood Spunk They were all rolling around on e-bikes. Yeah, dude, the e-bike gang.
Starting point is 00:33:03 That shit is crazy. I've seen it online. We are taking over. Imagine how much fun we would have had in middle school. Dude, ripping around. Oh, my God. Like, what a time to be alive, actually.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Yeah. Seriously, what a time to be alive. You know, you're right. Bro, like, being a kid, getting an e-bike, all of your boys have one, and then you guys just mob around town. It's the absolute best. It's just like, it's straight up, like,
Starting point is 00:33:29 it's just a massive dirt bike track essentially. They're not supposed to be. They're not supposed to be, but they're awesome. Dude, because you and I, we'd always be like so nervous about getting called in. Like we're always because they were loud. And, uh, but now it's like technology took the kids from outside indoors.
Starting point is 00:33:48 You're sitting on whatever. Now, now bringing it back out, dude, with the electronics and, uh, you know, battery powered bikes,
Starting point is 00:33:56 yep. And it's awesome to see. Dude, it's so awesome to see. Dude, The altar spikes are so good at wheeling them. They really are. Dude, did you guys see that video of the kid wheeling in our C-boy shirt?
Starting point is 00:34:06 Yeah. But he's a big boy. And he's a big boy, and he's knee-knocking. It's amazing. He tagged us in it. Let me see if I can find it. Dude, it's actually so good. I don't know if we can show it on here.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Why not? Oh. Just like street. Street wheelies. Anyway, he's posted a bunch and he wears a different C-boy shirt. I've seen three different reels pop up on my 4-U page, and he's wearing a different C-boy shirt and everyone. and he's got he's got to be like
Starting point is 00:34:30 250 he's just throwing down on it I mean we can test the theory I'm down to test it I saw an insane wheelie the other day like one of the most insane wheels it was so long that I almost didn't finish it no dirt bike on the highway yeah okay I think I know you're one you know what I'm talking about it was crazy bro
Starting point is 00:34:49 it was hall absolutely crazy oh my gosh you guys are gonna I think I know which one I can't make to see this this is like the stuff that inspired us back in the day. This dude is nuts, bro. He just rides this shit. He's got the baggies on. He's got like $500 Nike's on. He's ripping the baggie. He's in like fifth gear flying down the highway passing cars. Passing cars. That's got to be what? Six, six, 70 miles an hour? 70. Yeah, 70 almost. Like how is he passing these cars that fast, dude? And this video, I mean,
Starting point is 00:35:22 yeah, I guess I've seen longer ones, but this one is just extra impressive because he's going highway speeds. Yeah, he's got to be going 70 miles and out. And that's no handbrake. To be passing them this fast. No handbrake. One hand, he's weaving it. He's weaving it. He's got to have a handbrake, Mike. No, there's none, dude. Nature is healing. Why are they so good?
Starting point is 00:35:40 They're back outside. Bro, it's amazing. And you remember the first time, I think, it'd been like 2008. We were on YouTube and we found about like the Baltimore Wheely Boys. Yes, of my gosh. And we were just shocked. We're like, what the freak? And that was
Starting point is 00:35:56 first time we figured out that you could water skip sled? Yeah. Oh my gosh it was so fun, dude. Dude, we are tagged. All right, I'm just going through C-Boy's Instagram tags, trying to find this video. But we are tagged in so many e-bike wheelie videos. Really?
Starting point is 00:36:13 Yeah. Beak of the devil. Wearing, like, Seaboy's shirts. Most of them legalized wheelie shirts. You know what you got to do, kids? If you're going to be riding wheelies, wear a helmet. Wear a helmet. And even a little bit past that, wear some proper gear, because bro, it's going to bite you at some point. helmet, bad idea.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Don't do it. Always wear a helmet. Wear a helmet. And maybe on top of your gear wear a life light open sweats. Honestly, I look at like the metaphor is like wearing a helmet is like working a normal job and that could be
Starting point is 00:36:40 anything and that's you earn honest money but it might be lame or whatever. It might be slower. And then not wearing a helmet is like dealing drugs. It might be cool. It might get you money way faster. But it's going to bite you in the butt. It will bite you in the butt.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Yeah. Good analogy, Mike. Makes sense. going. Yeah, it is. Yeah, then we're one-wheeling. Is it, look at him. He's weaving all these cars, bro. He's literally weaving the cars. Yeah, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:37:04 What is this, Miami? I don't know. So sick. There's Pontery. Oh. That shit is insane. When the chase bike can't even keep up, he's... Whoever filmed this did a great job. Yeah, they really did. They did a really good job. Rippin.
Starting point is 00:37:17 What's all so cool about like, e-bikes? We were talking how, like, how good younger kids are getting. But I'm talking even younger. Same. Like, actually. So I was over at Scott's house dropping some stuff off. He owns Red River Motor Works. He's got like a three-year-old, right?
Starting point is 00:37:30 And his three-year-old has a little KTM-E bike. It's very small. It's like a little tiny, tiny bicycle. And he's riding around. You know, it doesn't go that fast, but he's ripping, feet up on the pegs, driving around. And I'm like, you know what's crazy?
Starting point is 00:37:42 He just turned three. And he's riding this electric bike, no problem. And I'm like, I didn't start riding a bicycle with training wheels until I was like four. And it's just cool to see, like, kids are like, screw training wheels. I don't need that with this D6 and stuff Oh look at this video right here
Starting point is 00:37:59 What do we got here? You just go back up Are we just running reels right now? Scroll back up Are we just running real? No, no, no, it's getting to lose it. Hold on. It's gone.
Starting point is 00:38:07 It's gone. You guys see what it said? What is it said? It was the girl and said I need to find a husband in 56 days. Oh shit. Why does she need so much time? Fuck, bro.
Starting point is 00:38:20 Heather did it in two. Yeah. Yeah. So you're going on your honeymoon. What on the honeymoon? You're going to, climb a volcano. What else you guys want to say?
Starting point is 00:38:29 Make sure you don't get pushed in now, Gab. Easy. I hope she doesn't do that. No, she won't. She'll take all my three-wheels. Guys, if she does that and I don't make it back, you guys get all my three-wheelers. That's set on record.
Starting point is 00:38:38 I don't think that. I don't think that's how marriage works. Oh, damn it, bro. We'll try and fight for me, please. I want them to rest here. Those things are going straight to the crusher. Gavin, get some here. He's like, oh, they're in good hands.
Starting point is 00:38:54 First auction. up. Okay, 15-3-wheelers for sale. If we continue our friendship, pretty soon all of Gavin's three-wheelers will be here. Yeah, seriously. I have a lot here right now. Because every time he gets a three-wheel up here, he's like, yeah, I'll probably just leave it up here
Starting point is 00:39:07 because it's fun to have up here. It's way fun to have them here. It's the best place to pile up a three-wheeler, I'll tell you that. Every time I just get in the atmosphere, being around here, it's just like, what can I crash and how fast can I do it? So I want to talk about that, like,
Starting point is 00:39:19 the water skip at Jake Paul's? That was awesome. What was going through your mind, like, going into that? I didn't like it because they started off with. He was gun-ho on me hitting on a dirt bike. Yeah. He's like,
Starting point is 00:39:28 you're hitting it on my 250 or whatever. I was like, I don't know. I don't know. Did you tell him? I don't know. I don't think he knows that. No,
Starting point is 00:39:34 but did you tell him that? Or we're just like, ah, you got a three-wheeler around here? And he goes, so you're Mr. three-wheeler? And I go,
Starting point is 00:39:42 yeah, I kind of am Mr. Three-wheeler. So that's what he's like, yeah, he can run over. Does he not know anything about you? No,
Starting point is 00:39:47 no, he would have. Dude, he would have found out real quick watching ride a dirt bike. I would not have made it to the water. I would not have. So that's why I was like, yeah, give me the three wheeler. Thankfully, he had a crispy 250 yard.
Starting point is 00:39:57 He just bought that. He never even wrote it. Really? And he just was like running in the pond? I mean, he thought I was going to hopefully make it across. I got to give you some credit. You almost made it. I was pretty close.
Starting point is 00:40:07 You just died out of your water in the CDI or something? How did it feel when you landed? Great. 10 out of 10. I knew I did a perfect front flip. Yeah. Like that was one of my better ones too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:16 Dude, I didn't realize that you had like, like such a front flip, front flip, like a reel right there. Oh, pretty good one. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:40:24 yeah, yeah, yeah. You had, you had five of them, right? Yep. Some really solid front flips. Oh, dude. You're gonna be nervous, Gav.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Here we go, fellas. Like you, that's topped out. Oh, my gosh. Oh, you made it pretty far. Yeah. You didn't see it? Oh.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Damn. Yeah. This is Ryan's first time seen it. See, you made it, dude. You were doing it. I'm pretty good. Thank you, bro. I am starting to feel like your mother.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Why? Like, when I see. see you going out and like hanging out with guys like this guys like that and they're just like all right gav you're the stunt man guys like that have no fucking idea what's going on at least when you're like hanging out with us we try and take like any kind of possibility and i will give that to you but you also created this beast you were a big part of helping create it well gab i appreciate that he needs to feed the beast he needs to feed the beast he needs to feed the beast
Starting point is 00:41:18 I just see it. I'm just like, oh, Gav, please be okay. Be careful. Thankfully, dude, yeah, I've been training my whole life for this pretty much. Yeah, you have. And you got it, you got it. I don't worry too much because I know you're built like a brick cinder block, but thank you.
Starting point is 00:41:33 No, especially like you said, I think about, I think about you when I see you going and doing that shit. On that one, I was nervous for sure. That's why, you know, like, you know, taming down your stunts and going more into, like, emotional stunts. getting married. Like you can only push the physical boundaries so far, right? Yeah. You know, so you got to go in a different lane,
Starting point is 00:41:57 but still doing stunts, right? Go get married, huh? Your biggest stunt yet. There's no doubt about that. I mean, dude, I'm not even going to say it. Say it, just say it. No. I'm not going to put that in the universe.
Starting point is 00:42:09 Don't say it. Thinking about combining now your two biggest stunts, three-wheelers and marriage, have you guys talked with Gab about what he's going to do at your guys' wedding for his stunt? I think you're out on mine, and it sounds like you might heavily be out on C.J's, too. Why are you out on Ben? What's that mean?
Starting point is 00:42:26 Well, I don't think you're doing a stunt at mine, are you? Unless you want me to do? That's the beauty of it is that you don't know it's coming. Oh, if you want to, if you want to, you can. Run it. Yeah, you can, but I think give it to C.J. I mean, he wants the stunt show. I mean, save the performance.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Save it for Siege. I kind of figured you guys would coordinate the stunt show. Oh, I mean, best man activities. So we need to cancel Ben's stunt show than Siege. No, I think we keep that going. Okay, we'll keep it going. If you want, yeah, for sure. And you do want, so, okay.
Starting point is 00:42:54 The months of you becoming pyro certified, like, it's not for nothing. I know, no. And how do you have to light himself on fire? Well, Gav. Run a three wheel into a small pool. Such a bad idea. Off of a diving board. He's going to drive a big drop off of a diving board into a little pool, a high dive on fire.
Starting point is 00:43:14 So here's the one thing. The one only rules Alex made is it can't damage. the venue. Oh, that's fair. So that's why I thought, like, we're fine in the parking lot. We can do anything you want the parking lot. The one thing I will say is you guys do know how to break a parking lot as well. I mean, that's the truth, whether it's burnout marks, whatever.
Starting point is 00:43:33 Like, I'm sure they won't appreciate those. But I'm all for it. I'm all for it. Okay, so, Gav. What are we thinking? How do you feel about doing, like, I don't want to call it a stunt show, but like a halftime act at Octane Fest? What are you thinking? This weekend.
Starting point is 00:43:50 This weekend. This weekend. Yeah. Let's run it. Fifth through the seventh. If you haven't got tickets, get tickets. It's going to be a tight turnaround after the honeymoon. But yeah, I can get ready for it.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Yeah. Are you coming? Of course I'm coming. What if we just fly? Are you bringing your wife? She might be coming with. We got to see if she's available that weekend. We'll just fly you guys straight from Maui back to here.
Starting point is 00:44:07 That's burly, but okay. We'll look into that. Yeah, so we were thinking maybe like you would come out and like jump through a ring of fire. Let's run it. Let's set something up for sure. We were thinking maybe like a Hulu hoop. I'm down, dude. I saw there's a perfect bond there.
Starting point is 00:44:20 We could even go for another bond skin maybe. It'd be kind of fun, right? Some ideas. It'd be deeper there. It'd be better than. It's actually probably pretty decent. Yeah. Pretty nice.
Starting point is 00:44:30 I don't know how the running is, but... I think the run-in's all right, but the run-off. It's not that good. You probably won't make it too. Yeah, I don't think the run-off is too much of a consideration. No, but I'll show up. Let's do some stunts. We'll do something cool.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Ring of fire. Sounds sick. No, weird thing. more like hula hoop. A little smaller. A little smaller. What's like your biggest stunt you want to accomplish? That's a really good question. I wanted to land the back, flip the dirt for sure. And then after that, I mean, I'm going to be pretty satisfied doing that.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Yeah, maybe retired, but I also want to do something nobody's done before. Like, I kind of want to go down in the books. Honestly, I mean, you're already doing a lot of front flips. Maybe you front flip and land on a three-wheeler. Yeah, but that's so iffy. Like, how do you actually do that? Front break. A hell of a front break.
Starting point is 00:45:18 I'm gonna leave that one up to Axel. Axel just got a new three-wheeler. Maybe he'll be able to accomplish that one. You check Instagram today and he's already back-clipping. I wouldn't be surprised. He was doing double can cans two minutes into riding it. I do think, you know how like when they do the side-by-side front flips? Like the front wheels hit the thing and then it breaks the ramp down.
Starting point is 00:45:36 A three-wheeler is perfect because the wheels don't travel in the same spot. So you just have the front ramp doesn't have the same lip. And then the back wheels just... I think it would be sick to jump like the Grand Canyon or something though The whole Grand Canyon I mean least the port that evil Caneval did it Like where evil caneval went for it and crashed Did he jump the like successfully do it?
Starting point is 00:45:59 Or he just jumped into the Grand Canyon No he jumped over Or maybe it was Robbie Caneval maybe it was his son that crashed Did you see um They jumped over and then they had the hay bales for the stopper That's the one I'm talking about and he took him out He took him out was that Robbie or evil? I don't know pop pop that up actually
Starting point is 00:46:15 I don't even know if I know what you guys are talking about. It was Robbie Knievel in 99. There we go. You know how like at the Nitro shows they have that like airbag where they kind of just jump into. They had basically that but it was haybells
Starting point is 00:46:28 and they had it way a little bit close. And he just humbles them. It's just like 55 feet off of the landing. Watch it. Just watch it. This is Robbie Knieb. Why does it look so old? Because it is old 99.
Starting point is 00:46:41 That's not that old. Look at that GoPro. Watch the. this guys. I feel like I can do this on a 453 wheeler. That's flying. Whoa. Holy shit. He went deep. Oh my.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Could we not have acquired him a runout? He way over jumped it. That was perfect, man. He did the jump. He crashed. That's exactly what they wanted. They landed. They gave him, they gave the viewer everything they could have wanted. You're right about that. He didn't die.
Starting point is 00:47:16 228 feet. That's a boo-tur. I didn't know that the Grand Canyon was that close, like, in any spots. I think that's, like, one of the ends of it. Because, like, in the middle where the park is, that's, like, it's super far. Yeah. I guess it's on Fox, so it's probably, like, a sanctioned jump. But, like, that's, like, when we were hanging out with Buddy Rocket Man's dad, he was telling us about, like, all the stunts that he helped orchestrate.
Starting point is 00:47:42 And he was telling us, one, allegedly, about a time. that they jumped over, they attempted to jump over the Grand Canyon with a rocket attached to it. Okay. It was more so just a jump into the Grand Canyon. Not trying to make it across? Yeah, I don't think there was even a landing on the other side, but like a car with a rocket on it. And they had to do it off of like, there's an Indian reservation on one side, maybe on both sides, but it's like a national park in the middle, right? Like the Grand Canyon is a national park.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Super illegal to do it. So they like just had enough land to get, get, like, get. like a run-up and then maybe they even jumped like over like the Grand Canyon part that's like the national park but he said they uh they like did it on a saturday morning or a sunday morning before there was any park rangers walking or flying around or doing whatever they're doing wow and then they got away with it yes they got away with it yeah that's insane but i don't i can't remember so i'm pretty sure that they went in there with a helicopter then and got all the remains out of like the car full on operation
Starting point is 00:48:46 and they still got away with it. I think so. Pretty impressive. Yeah. But didn't Travis Bistrana jump into the... He jumped into it with the dirt bike and then parachuted. It's the same thing on the Indian reservation. But Greg Godfrey was telling us that.
Starting point is 00:48:57 They just ran that too. Yeah, I think they just ran it. I think they just ran that one too. Allegedly. All right, shreds. What's up? Let's run. We might just have to run it, dude.
Starting point is 00:49:05 If you guys are down to help me set up the jump, I'm down. You're going to have to do a parachute. Get trained in parachutes. Have you ever skydived? Ever skydived. Jake can teach me. Jake Paul God damn
Starting point is 00:49:17 Jake Sherbro three phone calls in the course of this podcast Oh look that's right there Yeah he'll teach me Serby What are you doing? We just mentioned you
Starting point is 00:49:26 Like two seconds ago We're just ripping a podcast What are you doing? Oh nothing Call me after the pod I just gotta Come on give us something Call me after the pod
Starting point is 00:49:34 Come on now I got an email I gotta show you But Okay Yeah yeah yeah Sounds good That's the most Dave
Starting point is 00:49:39 Call ever No Yeah you got an email Sent you see you See you bud See you buddy Got an email I got to show you. New email just dropped.
Starting point is 00:49:50 New email just dropped. But yeah, that's probably the biggest stunt. I don't know. Backflip for sure, and then we'll go from there. Yeah, I like it. And also, you wouldn't retire, you would just retire from stunts. Like, a guy doesn't just quit riding three-wheeler. No, no.
Starting point is 00:50:02 You got to keep pile of stuff up. Yeah. What if your wife made you? No. Heather's not making me. I'll tell you that. No, I'm not stopping running. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:50:10 What did she tried? Good luck. He's a brick shit house. I don't know. I'd have to maybe, like, maybe slow down the crashes, but that's about it. Just start landing them.
Starting point is 00:50:23 What's going on with me? That's crazy. I started making you land on. Speaking of big stunts, you guys see, Kobe Raja. He jumped over the fountain that I jumped in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Yeah. A lot happening at Caesars in one week. You know, Ryan went swimming in their fountain, and Kobe Raha. Rahad jumped, what was it, 90 feet in the air? No, I think he hit a Honda. Did he?
Starting point is 00:50:50 Yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy. It was awesome. It was awesome, too, because they, like, thought he was going to do it once. And he's like, hell no, I'm still walking. And, you know, he, like, quote some stunt guy that says, like, you aren't done riding until you crash. And he's like, so I'm going to, hopefully not, not, still be able to walk. But I'm going to, I'm going to go hit it again.
Starting point is 00:51:09 And it just tears out of there. And they're like, what? Pretty crazy. Hey, he hit it like four times. And I was like, I was in that pond. It's a guy that just loves big jumps. He does. I just feel like a idiot.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Because when we were in Vegas, Spenny and I ran into him, and he was like in his truck and he was like, he was kind of weird, but he didn't. Probably locked in, dude. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:51:28 he was building. He's like, dude, all these guys are kind of like, they're not, they don't know what they're doing. And he's building it. And then I like start filming him,
Starting point is 00:51:35 and he's like, bro, what are you doing? And then I was like, and he's like, where are you guys from? And then I was like, oh,
Starting point is 00:51:40 he didn't remember you? Yeah. What were you filming? He was in a high-vis shirt and a cool-ass hard hat And I was like, dude, you look lit right now He's like, nah, bro, what are you doing? He's like, they made me wear this bullshit And I was like, you look good.
Starting point is 00:51:55 And then he just like, he didn't know what was going on And then he's just like, so where are you guys from? And then I was like, it's the C-boys, bro. And then he's like, oh, yeah, okay. And then I was like, yeah, we like came to your compound with Rich. And he's like, I think I remember. What? And then I was like, I ate pizza and beer.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Yeah, and then I was like, it was okay. I don't remember. everybody that I need either. And I wasn't like actually sweating it but I just felt dumb because I was like so pumped. Mike I would have loved to be a fly on the wall for that one. Big, bro. Huge fan. It's me. It's Mikeo.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Remember me? We said at the bonfire. I know. And I was like yeah, we were like dude we were at Surges too for your last world record like just fan boy and hard. He's like yeah, a bunch of people were there. But yeah, he's killing the game right now. So he's got
Starting point is 00:52:41 bigger things to think about than little. Micah and Spenny. Oh, Spenny was with you too. Spenny's like, dude, dude, I'm a professional dirtbiker, dude. And he's just like, no, man. Looks them up and down. I bet.
Starting point is 00:52:57 What do you do, ride enduro? What do you ride hip bikes? Dude, I'm a professional enduro guy. Oh, all right. No, that actually makes sense because he never met Spenny. He was never with us, right? Yeah I don't know
Starting point is 00:53:15 That's funny though Mike Yeah it was a cool jump But you could tell He had a lot on his mind Like he was trying to make The jump is safe as possible Yeah And I wouldn't trust those other guys too
Starting point is 00:53:24 They built it in like three weeks But yeah Well anyways That's pretty cool It's pretty cool I just want to take A moment of silence For we
Starting point is 00:53:34 You know we've lost a lot of people In the motorsports community You know Biff Greg Biffel Kyle Loftus And now recently Kyle Busch he truly did not give
Starting point is 00:53:46 a fuck he was no he did not give a fuck after like all of his wins and like you know his post win interviews he's looking at the camera yeah
Starting point is 00:53:56 some pretty funny stuff dude honestly doesn't matter whether you liked them or not he had family he had kids like you hate to see that happen to anyone you know
Starting point is 00:54:11 thoughts thoughts out to his family family and our condolences. I mean, that's just too bad. That's very sad. Yeah, that one sucks, man. I feel like the, like, automotive community has really been getting hit. Hard.
Starting point is 00:54:26 It has. It's been a weird streak, for sure. Yeah. I feel extra bad for Cletus. Yeah. I mean, like, for him to keep his, like, keep everything he's doing going while suffering some insanely hard losses with, like, people really close to him, I'm just, I'm glad that we don't have to deal with that and thoughts and prayers out to him and everyone that knew those guys.
Starting point is 00:54:50 For sure. Yeah, definitely. But man, it just goes to show like when your time will come and tomorrow could be your last. Appreciate everything in the moment. And appreciate the people around you. And appreciate all that you have accomplished, whether it feels like a little or feels like a lot or is a little or is a lot. Like just appreciate what you have accomplished. Because then you see all that stuff resurface and you're like, wow.
Starting point is 00:55:14 all three of those guys I just talked about, like they did a lot for a lot of people, especially the motorsports community. Yeah. I mean, like you said, like with the Cletus thing, when I think about him, he was obviously close to Kyle Lofdis who passed away
Starting point is 00:55:28 a couple weeks ago now, but dude, I just think about, God, how lucky I am to have not had to deal with that. And just like seeing things like that, just like puts it in perspective of just like, just trying to stay appreciative of like,
Starting point is 00:55:44 everyone around me being healthy. And that's why like I said earlier, like I just get nervous like seeing you do that. It's just like things like kind of put things in perspective. In perspective and more like the front of your mind, you know, when we're running and doing all this.
Starting point is 00:56:00 You try and just be as safe as possible but yeah. You just never know. Yeah, you just never know. Never know. And and the crazy part is like dude, a lot of these deaths like aren't even related to motorsports. motor sports yeah it's just kind of like life yeah always give a person a phone call like even if
Starting point is 00:56:19 you're scared dude because like gray gave me his phone number the night we had a great time with and that's like one of my biggest regrets we had such a fun time at whistland diesel's five million subparty or 10 million sub party sorry and he gave me his phone number like hit me up hit me up and then i had it for about three months or probably four or five months before it ended up happening and i just never got around to like you know i was traveling too much but always made time to give a phone call because that's like one of my biggest even if that's all it is yeah exactly right So always reach out to anybody. Yeah, and you're really good about that gap.
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Starting point is 00:57:41 day at Shopify.com slash wide open. Go to Shopify.com slash wide open. That's Shopify. com slash wide open. Spenny's even better. Like Spenny is like calling his friends every day. Oh yeah. Spenny's really good about it.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Yeah, he's really good about it. Like Spenny's not here right now. He's home and I'm sure like. I'm surprised he hasn't called us. Yeah. Like I'm sure he'll call one of us at some point in the next hour. Just what's going on? Just checking in.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Yeah. Rich is good about that too. I was just calling and saying what's up. Yeah. No matter how busy your life gets, like, check in on your boys. Even if it's not like, hey, how you doing, man? It's more just like saying what's up. Seeing what's up, exactly.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Might make a big impact. Always does. Just saying, talk to me, baby. Talk to me, baby. Talk to me, baby. Did, I guess, kind of changing topics, but also in, like, the automotive world. Do you guys see that Dodge dropped, like, those three new trucks? The Rumble B?
Starting point is 00:58:42 I think it's sweet. I don't know if I'd want one, but it's sweet. The Mopar and me wants one back. Yeah, Mike, I can definitely see that. But also then, us kind of living out on the sticks, I'm like, still would want a TRX, right? Like, how do you drive? You can't, like, you could drive it through the field,
Starting point is 00:58:58 but it kind of just seems like you're going to want a TRX. And also, it's not enough horsepower where you're like, it's better. It's way better, yeah. It's not, it has to be like 1,200 horsepower or something. This is what, like 700, 77? seven, but then they also have That's where we're at now. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:59:14 800 or's power isn't enough. This just wouldn't be enough. They actually have like they have the 5-7 version and then the, what's it, 6-4 is it? 6-4 and then the 6-4-Helcat. Oh, and then the 6-2 Hellcat. Pretty sweet though. But yeah, I just thought about it like,
Starting point is 00:59:28 why wouldn't you just have a TRX probably? I think they're pretty sick because they're still like, supposedly they said it's like trackable or something because the wheels are massive on that thing. Insanely wide. I think there's a lot of guys 90% of Raptor drivers that do not need an off-road pickup.
Starting point is 00:59:44 And that's actually kind of why I did like the Shelby pickups. Because 90-plus percent of your driving is on the street. So you would have a truck that could tow worth of shit and probably drives down the highway a little better and doesn't have off-road tires
Starting point is 00:59:57 and would still look really sick. But they stop making them? They still make Shelby. They still make Shelby. They're kind of like a weird on-and-off thing. So what I can see happening now that they introduce
Starting point is 01:00:08 the six-four-hand truck non-supercharged, the 5-7 truck non-supercharged. I could see Ford releasing a V8 Raptor. Like a coyote rap? Or what do you mean? Yeah, yeah, 5-0. Oh. I could see them releasing a non-R, non-V-6 Raptor.
Starting point is 01:00:28 And I hope that happens because I think it'd be great. It is kind of cool that like the early 2000s had the street trucks. And then now we're coming back to that. And so I also saw something. so Stalantis got rid of their I guess bad CEO I don't I don't follow it too closely but they're parent company like Dodge and Ram Philantis owns Chrysler he was speaking specifically
Starting point is 01:00:50 to Ken yeah Solantis owns Chrysler they're like Fiat but Dodge Jeep RAM so RAM is releasing the Ram charger and the Dakota and one other small truck Chrysler is releasing some new vehicles who cares about that but Chrysler only has the van right now town and country is
Starting point is 01:01:08 legendary They're making just still a fucking van. They don't make anything else. Why mess with perfection, right? That's the only thing. Holy shit, Dalton's nod, and he's like, hell yeah, they do. So they're releasing some crossovers, whatever. Jeep is releasing another truck smaller than the Gladiator, which is interesting.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Are they really? Yeah, smaller. Forget what it's called. And then Dodge. What? Gladiator's already, like, tiny. I know, I know. Sounds interesting.
Starting point is 01:01:34 Like a Ford Ranger. Yeah, yeah. It's like a Maconica. It's going to be like a Mavericks. So, and they're releasing. like SRT trims of like everything. Like there's going to be an SRT RAM charger.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Are they going to do an SRT van? No, no. That would be actually sick. Just put the damn Hellcat in the minivan. Put the damn hellcat in the minivan. All wheel drive all the time. Just do that for safety. You put it in every thing else. Just put the damn
Starting point is 01:02:01 hellcat in the minivan. Are you not hearing the guy? Put the damn. Put the damn hellcat in the minivan. I don't know who needs to say it louder. I agree. I think you one more time maybe. I don't know if they heard you.
Starting point is 01:02:15 Put the damn hellcat in the minivan. Please. You heard the man. Otherwise, you're going to have a problem. And then... Otherwise, we're going to have to do it ourselves. Otherwise, we'll do it ourselves. And you'll be like, damn, we should have put the damn hell cat in the minivan.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Then you'll do it, and then everyone will comment on your Instagram post. Sea Boys did it first. LARPing. LARPERS. Yeah, true. So put the damn Houskwood. Goon Squad already did that, and I'm trying to buy it off of them. They won't respond to my fucking DM.
Starting point is 01:02:47 They won't sell anything. I'm trying to buy their freaking Hellcat minivan. We talk all the time. Listen, if you had a Hellcat minivan, would you sell it? We like a message every day. Hit them up. Oh. Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
Starting point is 01:02:59 They don't really fuck with you. It's on the C-boys account. I'm just kidding. So you might be... They did like one of my posts, I think. Yeah, no, we've messaged, but it. It's like, I think they do not want to sell it. So they're just not responding to the message of me saying,
Starting point is 01:03:15 yo, come on, let us buy it. Let me ask you this, Ben. If you had a helcat minivan, would you want to sell it? No. No, absolutely not. No, I don't drive it until it breaks. And then we put it in our barn. And then two years we'd have an auction and sell it.
Starting point is 01:03:30 Yeah, I think we might just have to run it. So they're also releasing an SRT charger, which now the charger is a two-door and a four-door. No more challenge. But the craziest part is that I saw they're like all under like covers is just a tiny little picture and they're releasing a new mid-size coop like two-door muscle car with a big wing on the back with a hellcat I don't know is it the new viper? It's kind of a helcat.
Starting point is 01:03:56 I think so too. Yeah, it was like under it was like a rendering just of a cover over it, but it looked like a long front hood and a big wing in the back. That's all you could really tell. You think that's good for your value or worse? I take it either way. Mike, it doesn't make no difference. I feel like there's no, like, new cars right now that people are like super excited over. And maybe I'm completely wrong.
Starting point is 01:04:21 And you're saying right now. Yeah, just like right now, like what's the hottest car out there? Probably the GT3RS. Oh, you're talking high, high end. No, I'm just talking what's the hottest car out there right now. Like I just feel like in previous years, you know, people were all into like the Subaru's or they were into GTRs and everyone like, Lamborghini Huracons, but like, you know, or the R8s, but like all those cars have kind of just been out and not much has changed for a while.
Starting point is 01:04:45 I think like the BM3s, the M4s, those are super hot right now. I don't know why. I just kind of, I think those are kind of boring cars. I think they're, obviously they're great cars, but I'm not necessarily like, well, if mine never. Yeah, if yours ever showed up, it's found. My M3 got stolen. My M3 got stolen and transport.
Starting point is 01:05:06 How do you feel about it? Bad. I would too. Where'd you get it from? Yeah. I've always heard like, oh, don't buy from them. Don't buy from them. But I was like, I don't, I think it's probably fine, but I never ended up getting one from them.
Starting point is 01:05:21 And then you bought that car from them and then it gets stolen. And I'm like, holy shit. Everyone was right. I'm just trying to figure out where it went or what happened to it. That car is pretty, pretty quiet over there. Cars on a shipping container thousands of miles out of the country. Yeah, we know what happened to it. That thing's gone.
Starting point is 01:05:37 Yeah, it's gone. You ain't finding it. You ain't finding it. But yeah, that sucks. So, yeah, about a... Well, I talked about it on the podcast. Yeah, but we didn't know. I knew, and I knew I shouldn't have said something.
Starting point is 01:05:49 I knew I shouldn't have said anything. I was just like, eh, maybe wait until it touches down in case something happens. Well, it, uh, yeah, it got stolen in transport. We don't know, like, whose fault it is. If it's the dealership,
Starting point is 01:06:03 it's the transporter. If it's, uh, rogue driver. Yeah, pretty bad. But she's gone. Yeah. Matt Black, M3. Orange seats. Orange buckets.
Starting point is 01:06:16 Carbon buckets. It's still out there. I mean, you'll be able to find another one, dude. There's so many of those cars out there. Give it six weeks. It's very difficult to find. Yeah. Yeah, that's a pretty big spec.
Starting point is 01:06:26 Yeah, it's a pretty six-back. Wait just six weeks. We'll see that thing doing donuts and an intersection at a takeover, and then it'll crash, and the camera will run up, and it'll be some guy in there with orange buckets. and they'll go, there's my car. We'll get to watch it on the podcast right here. Yeah, I guess we'll see. So yeah, stay tuned.
Starting point is 01:06:44 And like I said, I don't know whose fault it is. Yeah, it's a little fishy. I will say this. It's not Red River Motorworks. I'll say that. Yeah, exactly. It was not Red River Motorworks. It was a different dealership in Chicago.
Starting point is 01:06:59 And they sell motor cars. I don't know. And if they are clear on it, I mean, some answer. would be nice. Basically, it was going to be like a dealer to dealer purchased through like this auction website when dealers do dealer to dealer. So bought it on the dealership auction site. Essentially, Transporter then picks it up off of this site and then Transporter goes to pick it up, get it in their possession, and supposedly they got a message saying to drop it off at a different
Starting point is 01:07:34 location. I don't know who the message was from. I don't know if the message was real. I don't know if any of it is real. I don't know. And so essentially, they dropped it off at a different location that they were specified to drop it off at. We call them on Monday. Yeah, I dropped it off on Friday. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Hangs up. We'll not pick the phone back up. What the fuck. Transport company won't pick the phone up. Making calls. Dealership. No idea what happened. Their security cams don't work. Oh, we only have security. security cans for two days. Who has security cameras for only two days? No, you don't. You have millions of dollars of cars, like millions and millions of dollars of cars, and you only have security cameras that have two days' memory? There's no one. Ring camera.
Starting point is 01:08:20 Like the cheapest Amazon ring camera has more memory space than that. It's been pretty quiet after that. And they're like, yeah, it just happens. Yeah. Just happens. It just happens. just happens. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:08:35 So a $100,000 car vanished into thin air. That just happens. It's crazy. So I guess something to consider, like... You gotta be so careful about it is when you're buying... Dude, we've transported a bunch of cars. We've transferred a bunch of cars for, you know,
Starting point is 01:08:49 giveaways, if we're buying them, if we're sending them to the winners. There's just like so many different things. And, I mean, for the most part, well, we've always been fine. Yep. It's ever this. It's always. a challenge though making sure like oh does the driver have the right kind of insurance bob like there's always a checklist of like going through making sure everything's a little more legit because some of these
Starting point is 01:09:12 guys they have no insurance and they've got like no history some these guys are just flat out sketchy but even when you think you're doing your due diligence they there's like they can very easily fabricate things i was talking to my buddy that works at a different dealership in town and he's like i'm surprised that that hasn't happened yet. I'm like, what do you mean? And that's, that is never happened. Bro, that's kind of what we've been hearing too. Like after, like, wow, you guys have purchased this main vehicles and that hasn't happened.
Starting point is 01:09:44 That's really surprising. I'm like, what the fuck, actually? It's a sad world to be living. Luckily, Sunday. Where G80s just disappear into the night. Gone. And that sucks for you too because it's been an expensive thing. Thankfully, there's insurance plans.
Starting point is 01:09:58 There's all this deal. You yarn out the money, correct? No, I'm chilling. So that's good. but you have had to put a lot of miles on your GT3RS because you don't have another car. Daily in it. Daily in it.
Starting point is 01:10:10 2,000 miles in the last three weeks. Crazy daily. How much you think 2,000 miles is worth on that car? I don't know. Doesn't matter. A lot of smiles. I don't think about it. A lot of smiles.
Starting point is 01:10:19 I don't even want to think about it. Honestly, CJ, nothing. I think it's like I could sell it for the same that I bought it for. Boom. There it is. That's good. They're pretty sought after, but we'll see. do that instead of buying cars that everyone hates.
Starting point is 01:10:35 Yeah. Or they mass produce a trillion of them. Yeah, we won't get into it, Ryan, but I like where you're going with that. Got to buy a car that not everybody hates. Obviously, not everybody hates your cars, but you have had some bad luck. Yeah, that's okay. They're good ricks. They're good ricks. Still thinking about that Hellcat Mini Man.
Starting point is 01:10:54 I can't stop. Alistress is the Hellcat company. I can't stop buying carbon fiber for my Viper. Well, yeah, you have to because every time you drive it, You ripped the front lip off, Mike. I mean, but not actually. I just, I replaced the front lip, right? And then I was like, wow, they make carbon fiber everything for this car.
Starting point is 01:11:10 Like, what have you been purchasing? Like, I bought carbon fiber, like, door sales, since they're just lame, whatever, bought the carbon fiber six vents in the hood. But, you know, like, I probably, like, spent five grand on carbon fiber. And then the whole wing, that was all carbon fiber. And then, like, the brake ducts, I got more carbon fiber. And then I was like, this is going to be a lot of carbon fiber. These are real replacement pieces, not.
Starting point is 01:11:32 stickers, right? Nope. I'm a real boy. Good. Good. Because not a sticker, but like an overlay. The Hydro sticks on. I feel you. I feel you. Yeah. They're like hard. They're made pieces. Mm-hmm. Good. Is she, is your wife nervous about you? Why would she be nervous? I don't know. Is she just like checking in,
Starting point is 01:11:49 keeping tabs? Like, is she thinking you're possibly running around, possibly getting married to a new woman by now? No, no. She's just seen what's up. She's actually been very understanding. She knows him a traveling, man. You got to travel for business. Have you shared your location with her? Only the first night. turn it off after that. Got trust issues with her?
Starting point is 01:12:06 Yeah. No, not trust issues. You have her location? No, I just don't need to follow her. She doesn't need, yeah, we're chilling. As long as I call her once a day, we're fine. What happens if you don't? It might not be good.
Starting point is 01:12:16 Spankings? It might not be good, dude. Yeah. She might do one of those moves on you like Ryan was talking about. Speedbagging. A little one-two Mayweather. No, not the one-two Mayweather. No, no, she's been great, though.
Starting point is 01:12:29 Just, yeah. What would you do if she started becoming, controlling. I started telling you what you can and can't do. What if she turned your credit card off until you called her back? That'd be crazy. Thankfully she doesn't have that access yet. Yet. And I don't know what I would do.
Starting point is 01:12:45 I'd probably just have to be like, hey, I'm going to go ride my three-wheeler. Like, what else? What if she said, I don't want you riding your three-wheeler? I want you to stay here with me. That's what I do, though. So how else am I going to put food on the table if I'm not riding a three-wheeler? Gosh, damn it. Isn't that a crazy statement?
Starting point is 01:12:59 She just looks. She sees your story. You're not even riding. You're just dicking around. We do that a lot, too. Fucking, I don't know, dude. No, I'm just getting into the flow state, baby. Would you have to do a divorce?
Starting point is 01:13:09 I'd have to get, yeah, 100%. I'm a free man. I'm still like a gyps. Sorry, I didn't want to say it, but I brought up. Would you make a spectacle out of it? I mean, I wouldn't make a spectacle. I just like, hey, I have to. Obviously, film divorce court, though.
Starting point is 01:13:23 Of course we would, because that'd be a hell of a battle. That would be a crazy battle. Should I be your lawyer? Huh? Can you be my lawyer? Yeah. Ben comes in as a lawyer to save you. having some money.
Starting point is 01:13:33 I can keep all my three-wheelers and keep the first and we're good to go. I can't promise that. I'm a terrible lawyer, I'm sure, but we can see what we could do. What's wrong. If it ever comes down to it, but I don't think it ever is going to happen. And if it does, we will make a YouTube video on it. Yeah. I mean, a lot of people in the comments are, they have their doubts.
Starting point is 01:13:52 We'll just say that. Why would you guys have doubts? I think maybe just because it was you fell in love quickly. And, you know, sometimes, sometimes when you're, they call that lot. You know, when you fall, when you, when you love quick and hard, you know, it crashes and burns. You're making me nervous. I'm going on. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 01:14:11 I'm not. I'm sorry. I'm not. I think I was just more so trying to say from their point. But I saw you guys and I think it was, you know. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Obviously attraction.
Starting point is 01:14:20 If you guys do, are we the unthinkable and you do happen to get a divorce, which we would never wish for. You wouldn't even think about it. Wouldn't even think about it. But thinking about it, would, would you have a party? that we could come to. What are you talking about the divorce party? Divorce party at the double wide?
Starting point is 01:14:37 We go back to Vegas. Ideally we go somewhere better than the double wide. Yeah, people do that. Let's go to Miami for it. Yeah. You've never seen those girls running around Vegas when they're wearing like the, what?
Starting point is 01:14:48 Like the birthday thing. It's like just divorced or something. Yeah. No, I didn't. I had no idea there was a thing. That is wild. I've seen it. I've seen it.
Starting point is 01:14:57 Not surprising, though. I can see it. Those are the kind of women you want to stay away from. Yeah, man. Shred's is like, do you though? No. So if she started saying no riding your three-wheeler, no hanging out with your buddies, what you're... What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:15:11 I mean, I'm still doing it. Sorry. You're staying with her? Well, no, no, no, no. Like, I'm going to work things out in a calm manner, but I have to go to run the program. But you're like, listen, I got to ride my wheelers. I've got to hang out with the boys. We've got to have fun still.
Starting point is 01:15:22 What if she just said, like, I don't want you riding your three-wheeler as, like, an extracurricular activity. Just for work. strictly business. Yeah, strictly for filming. I mean, I still do it. Every 30 minutes when I'm at home, I'm out putting around on a three wheel. Yeah, she doesn't want to see any putting.
Starting point is 01:15:37 Gab just runs in for a little bit, then runs back out, hops on his wheeler does a lap. I want a computer for 20 minutes or whatever. Out there, start a three wheeler, go take a couple laps around, go jump it once or twice and call. Really? I love it.
Starting point is 01:15:46 I think we found out. All day. Just fucking off. I think we found out. When I am home, though, when I am home, it's like a vacation for me. I'm home. Yeah, honestly, that is true.
Starting point is 01:15:56 Like, you're having fun all the time, but when you're at home, it's almost like you're unwinding and you're on trips and you're making sure things are happening. Exactly. And you're on trips a lot. You're on one right now. Yes, and filming videos and stuff. I just basically became a travel channel.
Starting point is 01:16:10 That's all it is like a travel channel showing motorsports in different places. Yeah. Which is sounds ridiculous. And just buying everyone you know three wheelers. I love three wheel. Like most people that you know, you're buying them three wheelers. Except for you, sorry. Might as well keep spreading the love though, dude.
Starting point is 01:16:23 I mean, everybody that's hopped on one, like even Brian D. Geeked out over it. Axel. geeked out on it, like one of his favorite thing he owns now. So it's changing people's lives. I hate to say it, but it might be changing people's lives. One three wheeler at a time. I'm happy.
Starting point is 01:16:37 One three wheeler at a time. Yeah, that's what you do. Dreams and driveways. That's what you do. Dreams and driveways. All right, boys. Yeah, let's, uh... Probably wrap it up, eh?
Starting point is 01:16:46 Yeah, thanks for coming on, Gab. Best of luck on your honeymoon. Yeah, bud. Have fun. I really appreciate. Fun time talking today. You guys. Appreciate you guys listening.
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