Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ben’s Road Rage, Our New Personal Chef, & Getting Scammed

Episode Date: July 30, 2024

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Has ever, like, called the cops on someone? Oh, yeah, one time. That's called snitching. Mike Bonds is PlayStation to buy hot dogs. These would be super children. We should encourage them. Cleared out the whole fridge of all the beer. It smells like smoke in the house now, and the Kia's gone.

I can't stop spending money. I was thinking about the next couple weeks. WeFest slash New York next week. Oh, yeah, we are going to New York. is Sturgis. Then the week after that, I'm going to Johnny's. Classic. Then the week after that is nothing.

And then the week after that is Haydays. Labor Day is the week. Yeah, the weekend before that. Labor Day. Then it's Haydays. Just like an insane six weeks. Yeah. I feel like that's been like the last six years.

Yeah. Fuck, you're right. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode of guys talking into microphones. We are the guys. These are the microphones. And I'm about to ask the hard-hitting questions. And I'm going to speak.

into the microphone with an answer proud of you dude uh what do you think be ready to receive some heat back all right evanspray fired up this bod oh don't put this all on me ben but what all of it true you are the only guy with a what is that champagne in a bottle over there we got a little high life champagne of beers really upgraded well i was just going to ask you guys like what do you think the dogs know about vacuums that we don't you're asking the ones like when they They like bark at vacuums? Yeah, dogs hate backings. They also, a lot of dogs hate turning wheels.

They hate when wheels turn. If the wheel is sitting there, you know, it's like head level, eye level at them. Yeah. I just always remember that like in the power wheel, you're in the power wheel. You could stop and they just are like, what's up? And then you start moving. They're like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What about cats and cucumbers?

Yeah, what's something about cucumbers? And I tried it and it didn't work and I wished it did because that shit's pretty funny. Yeah, Mike, you're a cat guy, aren't you? Yeah, you just set a cucumber next to the cat and nothing happened. So that's a thing, cats are other cucumbers? They like turn around and see it and then they jump 10 feet in the air. Evan loves cucumbers. That's so crazy.

Inside it was, ooh. His prison wallet? Oh, good stuff, guys. All right, hit us with another one. Another one? That was the only one I could think of on my long plane ride yesterday. It was all over the gosh dang place. I wish apples were called red reds reds you can buy red ciders oh grab me an orange and a red

bananas are called yellows yeah that like that grab me a bundle of clothes mike have you always been a cat guy mike yeah yeah yeah yeah I grew up with cats and dogs but like like house cats like that's what's kind of funny yeah no cats were ever allowed in the house but what was a dog dodge no right no yeah no animals in the house but we had like farm cats and they were just fire babies out. Like multiple litters a year. The first mama cat we had had 10 babies the first time she had cats. Yeah, what do we do?

Right when we became friends, like not too far after, you were like, yeah, I always got these kittens. So me and Greta came over. Yeah, what did you do? That was the first and last time I ever went to your house, Mike. Really? Yep. Only once?

Yeah, because I wasn't there at the time that you guys had the party and your grandparents found out. Yeah. I wasn't either. I've never even been there. The cats were really easy to give away, believe it or not. Yeah, people like cats. Like, when you just, like, shove a cute little tiny kitten in their face,

they're like, yeah, I'll take it. Well, we had a cat in the shop. Bella for a little bit. We were a cat household over here. Yeah. RIP, Bella. RIP. There's a good cat.

Fucked a lot of stuff up, though. A lot of doors. Yeah, you can still see where Bella was. Yeah. That's kind of the nice thing. It's like, when you had your MasterCraft parked inside, she, like, scratched up. Not really that much, but she scratched up the foam,

which is easy to replace. but now you leave it to remember her. So Mike, why do you think you are a cat guy? I don't know. Because I think it's a little bit emasculating being a cat guy. Yeah. Like being honest. I forget that you're a cat guy and then I see your stories.

Yeah, it's like when someone's like a whole other life that we don't know about. Yeah. Like when people find out I would prefer a cat over a dog. Really? Holy shit. You're so whack, bro. I think that is crazy. I think that's a tough thing to like come out and say.

I agree. I don't think, like, obviously I love Daisy, but I could see the draw of a cat because the cat just kind of like does its thing and it isn't barking and loud and running around all the time. Yeah, cat's only cat that knows where it's at. Yeah, but like the point, I feel like the point of having a dog is like it kind of acts as like a companion, you know,

but cats are just like little dicks. They are. Yeah, that's why I love cats. Yeah. You know what is funny? It's literally, it's like a brother. You know, like we like, dab it up and hang out and then the next

next thing you know he's biting me and I'm like out of here. That's what I'm saying he's a little dick. Aren't you allergic to cats Mike? Dude yes like I was and now like not really that bad if I like You just permanently you just got used to it You know it's like well I'll get used to it I'll take allergy

pills and then like now in the season I have to take allergy pills here and there but like isn't that crazy I'm just like not allergic to cats anymore? That's really lucky. I'd suck dick if you lived in a house that had a cat then We're going to get another one. Really?

Yeah. What is it called? It's the second cat. Siamese. Yes, it's like a pure bread, which I always feel bad about it. I always feel bad about too, like you should go to the shelter and freaking rescue, you know, even if you don't want an old one, like go to the shelter and get like a young one.

But purebred cat? It's a rag dog. Oh. Yeah. Whoa. So they're just like big, let me. What's this? You got to be careful too.

Like you have a cat already that's used to home and you bring another one in. They might just hate each other. Dude, I know, I'm worried. So who's going to win? Probably slightly more. Probably the current cat, Franklin. So why do you want to get another cat? Just like cats.

And Ray dolls are cute as far. He could use a friend. My girlfriend has a cat. Look at that little thing. They got bright blue eyes. What are you going to name it? I don't know. It's a pretty cute.

It's a good name. Blanket. Blanket. Shut out Michael Jackson. Alex has a cat. My girlfriend, since she was like a kid. And I was so super, super allergic to it. So now the cat just stays at her mom's house.

Really? So you won over the cat. Yeah, I didn't really make her shoes. She just put them over there. Yeah. The cat got kicked up. That is nice to her. That is nice.

We had a shop cat for a couple weeks. That was fun. Lunchbox? Again, I'm not a lunchbox. I would never, like, show up to the shop of the cat and be like, no, it's going to be fine. We can have a shop cat. I mean, I would love it. But also, I liked it.

A shop dog. Yeah. It was fun having the cat, lunchbox, but he was a wild cat. And Ken was allergic. I was allergic. And you were still allergic back then, at least. I was allergic to. It was leaving hair.

Dude, honestly, you'd be surprised for how big and open the shop was. It would just leave enough hair around that eventually you were kind of like, yeah, I was just like sneezing, whatever, you know, itchy eyes. And he was more of a rescue. And then once it warmed up, we let him back outside. Lunchbox was a good cat, though. Such a good name, too. This is funny.

I just love funny names. Yeah, how did Lunchbox? Did you come up with that, CJ? Yeah. Basically, well, actually, I got to give credit to Alex's sister. She started calling him Lunchbox, I think. And then I just really picked up on it. I could see myself getting a dog, maybe, a couple years.

You just wait. Haven't committed to it, but just keeping it open. I don't know. I think having a dog would be pretty awesome. My girlfriend's family has a dog, and I love it, Bridger. Yeah. Is that their only dog? No, they have two.

But Bridger is the only one that gets as much love. I just love Bridger. Bernie's Mountain Dog, huge. Slobbers everywhere. Dude, they bring that thing everywhere. Everywhere. Like, I mean, it goes to big sky. It goes everywhere.

Yeah. For being, like, larger than a human. Yeah, it's huge. 120 pounds. Oh, my God, dude. But that's, like, on the higher, like, the heavier end of Bernie's Mountain Dogs from my understanding. So, like, most of them, I think, are, like, between 100 to 80 pounds. So it's, like, not as big, but still a huge dog.

Yeah. I think it's so cute having a dog running around here, like, around the shop, though. It would. Honestly, I'm some days down and then other days, I'd be like, oh, it'd just be tough. We're too on the go for a dog, but maybe one day. It will be difficult. There's no way.

Who would take care of it? Everybody. Yeah, yeah, you say everybody, but then they go, oh, he's got taken care of it. No, he's taking care of it. He's taking, next thing, you know, dogs hungry. Yeah. Shitting all over the place.

I'm always all for when, like, friends, you know, we got a lot of friends that have dogs when they're just like, even if it's not often, they'll put the dog up at a, you know, boarding. Yeah, I don't know. That's where we'd get a dog and we just put them up at morning school. Yeah, for like weeks on end. But I mean, you know, I don't know.

That's like my aunt and uncle, like they have a dog and they just never leave the house because they're like, well, the dogs. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's how a lot of people are. I don't like, I mean, you got to go out. Yeah. Yeah, dogs actually kind of are like just like having like a little kid. My dad says they're worse than kids. They are worse.

I feel like you can bring kids more places than you can bring dogs. Yeah. Good point. And they eventually get self-sufficient after a handful of years The dogs are going to keep need you Yeah, good point. Yeah, you're talking me out of it. It reminds me of someone called Dave Portnoy out for like,

they're like, what's up? He's on a virtual podcast with some dudes and like, they post it on bar stool. But they're like, what's up with your hat? Peaches eat it? You haven't trained her yet? And he just got so offended. And he's like, yeah, what, they're eating your $1,000 Gucci shoes.

And he's just like, how is that better than a kid or whatever? And like, he got so angry. And then, of course, everyone on the internet loves his dog peaches. But I just thought it's really funny. I think that was a soft spot because I think that's why he and his girl split was because the kid thing. Can't speak on it? Not like he's listening to this. But, you know, can I talk about my day yesterday a little bit within some level of secrecy?

Go for it, right? Yesterday, I was in an airport from 4 a.m. until 11. 145 p.m. is when I landed. I went from here to Denver to Florida, from Florida to Minneapolis, back to here. And it ended up, thankfully, being the most pointless day ever. I went to go check out our new giveaway and it ended up being good. The concern was, I would get there and I would find flaws and then we'd be like, all right, we're not going to buy that.

Thankfully, it was perfect. That is amazing. All in under 24 hours. All in under 24 hours. It was funny because the people next to me were talking about how long their travel day had been. and they left the airport at like noon, and I was like, psh, come on. But, uh,

it was a long day. Yeah, it was tough, dude. It's almost 24 hours of traveling. Yeah. And I, I just ended up back in my bed. I didn't,

I was only on the ground in Florida for like less than three hours. I was out of the airport for an hour and a half. And actually probably two hours and 45 of it was driving to where the new giveaway was at. Damn. Dude, what is it about traveling that makes you so tired? I know. You're not doing anything besides for,

just getting up out of your seat in the plane, walking to the next seat, sitting down, and then you might get up one more time and then hop in the plane again. Yeah. But like at the end of the day, you're like, oh, God, I'm exhausted. I feel like I've done so much. I thought it was all the beers. Yeah, I might have something to do with it. It was tough, dude.

I did have one, but it was kind of like, what's the point when you're not with anybody, you know? It's like running the e-bikes in eco mode. Oh, dude. But yeah, I mean, actually, that's such a stupid thing to say, but I'm like, that's why you fly private. Like, you know, the money, Mike. Yeah. I didn't think of that, Mike.

No, like, you know, when we got to do it one time, the whole, like, no waiting thing, like show up at the airport at 815, be in the air by 830. That's sick. And then just cutting all that hoopla out of it. Like, dude, yeah, flying is like, sometimes you'd almost rather drive.

Obviously not to Florida. But like, I did think that. I was like, oh, I wish I could just be driving right now. And then I thought about how far I would have had to go. Well, dude, I flew to my. Montana last week. I left the shop at three and I got to Montana. In the morning?

Oh, no, in the afternoon. Oh. I left the shop here at 3 p.m. And I got to Greta's house in Montana at 3 a.m. Oh, no. Dude, it would have been, it would have been one hour faster to drive. I would say, you hardly beat that. What happened?

Exactly. I was just like some bullshit of like they didn't have a flight attendant. So we ended up waiting in the airport for like, oh my gosh. Three hours for this flight attendant. I was like, how are they? How is this a problem? I'll hand out drinks and, I mean, I mean, Mike, you'd be a great, yeah,

I could actually see you doing that, Mike. You'd be giving everything out for free. Fasten your seatbelt or not. I see it. When people are on planes, if you ask for like extra snacks and extra ice and extra this and that, like they'll just give it to you. Oh, yeah, for sure. But flight attendants to me, look, they're like UPS drivers.

Like, I think they got like good. benefits. Yeah, I think so. As long as they show up every day and, like, you know, just make sure that your experience at Delta or whatever is, like, amazing. I think they get really good benefits. Oh, just Delta employees in general, I think get pretty good benefits. But the Delta pilots get, like, insane benefits.

Maybe not necessarily benefits, but like the schedules that they are able to, like, negotiate after being a pilot for a couple of years are, like, wild. Yeah, man. I think some of them are working, like, four days a month. Whoa. To be a pilot, you get paid a shit ton of money. Sounds kind of great. Not going to lie.

Like, if I go back in time, I wouldn't change anything. But, like, if I was not going to be doing this. Gosh, you look good in a... I could actually see you being a pilot. My eyes aren't good enough. I know, I do kind of look like a pilot. Just fucking sitting there. Oh, yeah.

You do look like a pilot. The way that you walk in with the thing, just... I wish we had a pair of aviators. I mean... We could find something around me. Honestly, this guy is an aviators are overrated, but that is obviously a pilot, sunglasses where I have seen on the last two flights I've been on, someone has gotten kicked off the plane and the pilot is like the first,

the first guy that comes up and kind of like has to corral the person. I like that. Who the hell is flying the plane? Well, true. There are still on the ground. It's like last line. There's still on the ground. You can't kick him off mid flight.

But you are right. It's like, why does he, he should, someone else should be in charge of that. This guy is like, look, I got to fly this plane in, in, like, 20 minutes. I got paperwork and shit. And then, yeah, what if he gets beat up? So what happened with these guys that got hit off? And then everyone misses the fight? I don't know.

It was really weird. It was late. And we were sitting there waiting, not moving. And I'm like, what, what's going on? I look at the front of the plane. The pilot's talking to someone in, like, the front row of the plane. Front row first class. I'm like, okay, you know, maybe they're buddies.

Maybe there's another pilot up there or something like that. about another 15 minutes goes by and I'm like what could possibly be happening and then the cops show up and kick this lady off the plane they sat there and talked with her for like 20 minutes because the one when the guy was behind me he was fighting back he's like I'm not leaving you can't tell me to do this I'm legally here he kept saying I'm legally here and they were like no you're not get off the plane but uh this lady they the cops came and they blocked off the thing and then carried her off the plane you shake a video of it I'm trying to play it I just have have pictures. I have a video of the guy who was hollering behind me a few flights ago and then he hits

his head. He was just really drunk. On the last flight that I was on, I think the woman next to me, like on the other side, like I was sitting on the aisle, like one of the aisle seats and then a woman in the same row, other aisle. I think she had like a heart attack or something. What? Because like there was like a bunch, like all the flight attendants came and they were like surrounding her. I slept through all this, which is crazy. But Greta was sitting right next to me watching it all go down. She didn't even wake you up. Didn't wake me up.

Bless her soul. And then we landed the plane and then like EMS came onto the plane and like got her off. No shit. Took her off? Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. So then I was like, what's going on?

Like you just missed so much. Landed in the nearest city or landed in the same place you took off? No, it must have been like close enough to like land in Bozeman. He goes, anybody a doctor. Greta looks over. Not him. Definitely would not be. I don't know what the hell I'd do.

Ben wakes up. There's too many snakes on this motherfucking plane. I have never seen that movie. I'm way too afraid of snakes. Isn't that a pretty bad movie? I don't know. I think there's a meme movie about snakes on a plane. Have you guys seen the movie's airplane?

I have those on VHS, actually. How about Soul plane? That's the one with Snoop Dog? Purple plane? Yeah, I think so. Speaking of Snoop Dog. Speaking of Purple. What happened with Snoop Dog?

Oh, dude, he just like rang in the Olympics. Snoop Dog? Didn't they kick some people out of the Olympics for smoking weed last year or last two years ago? It does seem extremely bizarre. It does seem so so bizarre. I think now you can, but. He, like, carried the torch. Really?

Yeah. That's pretty sick. I don't know. It's only heard in your performance yet you're still able to compete. So it's maybe help. I'm pretty over seeing about the freaking cardboard beds. Like, okay, we get it. I think it's whack as shit that they made cardboard beds, but like I'm pretty over it.

This is so funny, Mike. It was last Olympics, and now this Olympics, too, like, this is post. Apparently, they're making cardboard beds. Anti-sex beds. Yeah, they're anti-sex beds, but they're all, I think they're also just trying to make them cheaper, too. But I'm like, okay. What is this? I haven't seen any of this.

Really, yeah, yeah. They're just all these posts about, like, yep. No weed? The beds for the Olympic athletes are actually made out of cardboard. And then they'll even, like, have a few posts where they're like, yep, check it out. It's actually cardboard. I'm like, okay. How the hell is that supposed to stop you from having sex?

I don't know. And what are they trying to, why are they trying to stop people from having sex with who? Other Olympic athletes. Where are these beds? These would be super children. We should encourage them. You're right, dude. To succeed in the future of work, forward thinkers use AI to deliver measurable results.

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be stopping so the there's a thing that they have tried to curb at the olympics because there's so much sex, a lot of STDs get spread, and there's just some negative things that come out of this, right? I think they're trying to, they're trying to turn down the Olympic horror houses that have formed, right? So anyway, shut the hell up. Is this actually a thing? For real, I have the screen shot out of it.

Who brought the STDs? Who brought the STDs? That'd be the first question. The French, definitely probably the French. The French, yeah. You need to get Evan in the Olympics. I was going to say, Evan could be an Olympic athlete from the way it's sad. Well, dude, they do that.

Smoking weed. Maybe we should look it up. Clearly got a couple vices. They have like a couple new sports, like skateboarding. I was, I was hyped on that. They added skateboarding to the Olympics. Like, that's a big deal. And this year looks like, but they added break dancing this year.

Break dancing? I don't agree with that. Oh, what? Just because you can't dance? You're anti-break dancing. Oh, man. That did seem hard. I mean, skateboarding makes.

said break dancing is that really a sport i guess like ping pong everything's no i get yeah everything's no i completely agree breakdancing being an olympic sport does seem crazy but then when you add in ping pong i just wonder what like the process is like it was such a fight to get like action sports in the olympics like it was this whole thing like what was the break dancing committee bring into the table like get this a pro you shovel your boom box everyone's in matching outfits i can see evan being like this front runner they're all in white throwing down some cardboard can't do is dance god cut his purple shoes on solo

let me see these beds let me see these beds how bad are they oh they can use them for break dancing it makes sense so all right just you tell me this though like one of the most important things for an athlete is sleep and they're making these athletes sleep on cardboard that's what that's what doesn't make sense to me what's cardboard about them i believe

is the frames. Yeah. And it's actually been revealed that the reason they did it is because it's sustainable. It's like cheaper than having a million metal mattresses that only get used every soul often, you know, it's recyclable. If they work as good as those cardboard straws, I don't blame everyone for being upset. Yeah. They want the real thing.

All right. Hold on. Let me see this. Dude, I'm trying to, yeah, I think we should like look into. So what they collapse if we get two people on her? Build a cardboard bunk bed. What is the weight limit on a cardboard bed? There's got to be some big.

I think about these bodybuilders or, I don't know what events are in the Olympics. They got doubled up, cardboard. Oh, I just don't understand how... You scroll over one, and it says anti-sex beds at Tokyo Olympics aren't actually a thing. So that being said, it brings up a totally, well, relevant. Can I see my phone? Yeah. You still just looking at the anti-sex beds?

You'll leave it to Bend to go digging. I had seen. this post in early June when they when it kind of became a bunch of hubbub I scroll by it it says view all 703 comments and right below it like a sandman I'm so beyond tired of hearing about this yes that's so good and it's like that exact post right there I am not joking like I felt like it was on my feed like every day like every day that the Olympics was going on which is like a month and before I'm just like I can't believe

okay I love commenting on Instagram but I still like you comment more than anyone I know but keep in mind I comment a lot but like I'm not like firing a comment on every post you know I might scroll for an hour and only comment once but that means like I still fired it out there

isn't that funny so I literally had it in my notes like bringing up like Micah commenting on Instagram posts and then this one came I do love it. It's kind of lame that Instagram does that. And it's obviously to kind of like curate your feed. And you see, oh, my friend commented on this.

I like that. But sometimes I like want to comment on something. And then I'm like just a bunch of people that like I know are going to see this. So then I kind of like feel weird commenting on like a 8 million follower Instagram page about anti-sex beds. I must have been really fired up. Do you ever get like comments like? get a bunch of likes like do you ever comment something that is like everyone agrees with and keep in mind i don't really do it so i can get a bunch of likes but it is fun to see how many you can get if you say

something genuinely funny on the post especially if it's early the most have ever got it's like 5 000 which is pretty good yeah it's pretty good but you know you'll see someone like a major viral post like someone that's early it says something everyone's thinking it has like a hundred thousand likes yeah that is actually pretty cool mine on evans reel of him crashing which i'm pretty proud of does this hurt the ice got 18,000 but I guess oh that's good but Ben said dude had his helmet off before he was done

sliding and I got 85 there was a lot of controversy on that one yeah that's a lot of freaking likes on a comment yeah my 5K is just peanuts peanuts man I commented on this video the other day that I came across of this little kid getting yelled at by this like

grown ass man for riding a dirt bike in the park next to this guy's house That's a funny. So funny, but the guy kept on just, like, screaming in this kid's face. Like, I'm going to call the cops on you, you little shit, you little shit. And this is when the kid kind of is, like, clapping back at him, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was chill.

How out of touch with your emotions do you got to be to just scream at, like, a little kid that's clearly filming you? Like, it couldn't be more obvious. Having a bad day and then lose you cool. One of you guys said it just in passing about the boat ramp thing. and you guys said, it's all about how you receive a situation. If you give anger in a situation, you're going to look dumb and probably get anger back. But if you give compassion or you, like, laugh along with something, then it's fun. So, I mean, I think that's a good way to look at life in general.

I wonder, like, what the boat ramp watching woman that was, like, yelling at us. Like, she had to have obviously seen the video, but I wonder how she's doing. Yeah, hopefully good. That's so true, though, about the, like, you don't really know what? kind of mood someone's in on the other end like i got flicked off like two times uh like two weekends ago driving the boat one time i was driving my car or my truck and this guy thought i yeah this guy thought i was speeding and like he flicked me off no i was going to the speed limit and then uh i threw it in reverse like i i was like what the fuck why'd that guy flick me off

like i was just literally genuinely confused because i was just driving down the road uh close to close to our house not our road so i fucking slammed on the brakes through that bitch in reverse i'm sure the guy was like oh fuck and then i just pulled up was like what's up is everything okay yeah and then he's like going a little fast aren't she i go no i'm going 45 he goes okay well have a nice day i go you too just drove off but and then i got flicked off driving the boat that guy you were there for that one we were just chilling i waved at him and they flicked it flick me off yeah it was you just we did the classic minnesota waiver you're like boat wave and then they didn't wave back and then so like someone else waved and then they just

i see like this and then i was like yeah the guy just flipped and then the wife stood up and went double flick off i went all right we obviously have what the fuck did something here to just go around flicking people off that you don't know not that sad look on life not not not that good idea you don't know who you're going to flick off i could have been a loose cannon fucking you know yeah that wouldn't be good you know uh i was driving reverse and get your ass I was driving Greta's car. We should get a cannon on our boat. A cannon? Like a pirate.

Oh, that would be bad. If it wasn't U.Motor's boat, I would have probably flicked him off or gave him some more business, but, you know, questioned them. Cooler heads prevail. I was driving Greta's car the other day, and I swear, dude, every time I'm driving Greta's car, like, that's the only time that I get any kind of, like, road rage. Between me getting pissed and somebody else, like, pissing somebody else off. But I was on the interstate.

I was in the left lane. and I was, like, clipping along, it's like a 65. I was doing, like, 73, and we're passing cars, right? Passing cars just in the left lane and, like, pretty steady cars in the right lane. So I'm just staying in the left lane and just passing everyone, right? Yeah. Well, I'm getting, like, kind of to the end of, like, however many cars are, like, you know, kind of bunched up. Still clipping along, going faster than everyone.

I got this truck, like, riding me, right? But it wasn't, like, enough space in between cars for me to just, like, pull over. Yeah, you just, like, still just kind of kept going. Kind of just clip it along, right? Like, we're both going faster than the traffic was going. And this car is just riding me. And I'm, like, looking in the roof of mirror. I'm like, dude, I'm speeding past all these cars too right now.

And this guy is just doing this, like pointing over, right? So I go like this. Oh, wow. You did have some road rage. Yeah, because the guy was just, like, riding my bumper going like this. And then finally I end up passing all the cars. and so that I get in the right lane and this guy comes up

and then he's double-flicking me off and while he does that he comes up next to me I go grab the wheel and I'm double-stop no way yeah I was like fuck this guy and you're in her little jeet

I was in her little jeet you feel like a little bit of a bitch was he in a pickup? Yes yeah that's the worst yeah it was unfortunate and then and then afterwards we were just together the whole way

yeah we even traffic the whole time we're on the same team here bro this guy man he really saved three seconds getting to wherever he was going So who won in that situation? If you both got fingers up. I don't know. I'd say it was probably like a push.

Yeah. You both got something to talk about later. Because the guy was clearly, like, got ahead of me, and he was probably like, you know, probably felt like pretty good about it. And then we're just cruising together. And then we probably got uncomfortable for him, too. Yeah.

Have you guys ever, like, called the cops on someone, driving crazy? Yeah, one time. That's called snitching. I know. I haven't done it. However, I was close to doing it. Just basically this dude, like, you know, when you're on a two-lane road in the city,

you don't really go for the pass. You can, whatever. So he goes for the pass, and you go past to someone else. I'm like, dude, this guy's going to hurry. And we're going to normal speed. Whatever. I'm just like, okay, it's fine.

And then he, like, goes for the pass when there's a middle lane, you know, the turning lane. Uh-huh. And then I was like, what is he doing? And then he's legit driving on oncoming traffic, just hauling past people, and we finally, like, match. We end up at a red light with him,

and he's just got to be on crack. Oh, just like, yeah. When he, like, passes three cars in the oncoming lane, I'm like, should I call the cops? Yeah, you pull up and it's like someone. At that point, he was like kind of gone. But I just, I've never done it. But there's some levels like if you want to drive 100, especially if you're in like a fast car or a sports car, you want to drive over a hundred, you want to drive over a hundred, whatever. Like, I'm not going to call you in.

But like if you're going to like look like you're on. Yeah, driving like an asshole just all over the place. Mike, that kind of happened to me. one time where I was driving my Subaru WRX and this car like comes up behind me like was clearly ripping right but I'm clipping along again still in the left lane right and then finally pass the cars I go into the right lane left lane is open this car stays behind me oh that's the worst and I'm like dude what is going on right now so then I go into the left lane and this car follows me it kept following me and I was like there's something up right now so I start speeding

right I'm like clipping along and next thing I know, I'm going, like, a hundred days. Trying to lose this guy. This doesn't sound like a true story. No, dead ass. You driving fast? This guy was, like, tailing me, and I was, like, starting to sweat. I was, like...

Oh, no. I was so many scenarios going through my head. And then funny if he was a cop. I was, like, an undercover cop. And, uh, finally, I'm, like, zigg and zagging, trying to lose this guy, just, like, out of traffic, right? The guy was sticking with me for some reason. And then he finally blows past me. I pull off onto the gas station to fill up.

And this guy pulls in and then we both just sitting there. That's awkward. But he was like a tweaker too. Oh, weird. I was like kind of hiding me out of the gas pump like trying to get a look at him. Weird. That, the only time I've ever called someone or the like a driver in is I was driving to

Audubon. So like we have a two lane road outside of here. And the guy was driving like 45 and touching like the white line on either side of the road, dipping a tire in the dirt and I'm like this guy drunk you know it's like the middle of the day and I'm like this is like severely dangerous and then so I was like I have to and then I came up on him and it was this really old guy and then the cop came and like stopped him and he but he was pulling over like into a parking lot so I don't know the old guy might have been having like a medical emergency or something like that but like it was not okay level of swerving there's

always those moments when you like you pull up usually they're just driving slow maybe yeah a little bit but really slow and you pull up and you see their age yeah and you're like oh damn it checks out there buddy yeah oh yeah let's watch this well we gotta do it old fashion have you seen this we don't have ken yeah just hold yeah old fashion hold it up for us we've got dalton on the floor here holding the computer happiness someone give this kid a trophy one more time and i'm calling the police on you You understand me? This is where kids play. This is not a track for motorcycle. Kids are at school.

No, not. I just picked mine up. And this is not a place where you ride goddamn motorcycles. It's a park. You don't got a... You do it again. I'm calling the cops. You understand? Oh! Alright. Now I'm calling the cops. I'm so scared. How about I just kicked your ass?

Then you'd get charged with assault of a minor. Ha! You write your motorcycle on this morgue again and you're going to go to you. Says who? Dude, what if they don't catch me? Get the fuck out of it. Dude, why is this Mike as a kid? I live over here.

I didn't have balls that big. I don't like that. Dude. Yeah, that's pretty savage. What is he on a two stroke? Thanks for like 50. Thanks for like 50,000 views on TikTok. Oh, his voice is kind of like, he sounds like he would be like,

I ride a TTR 90. I know. So why you're riding your motorcycle on the grass? Because it's fun. Yeah? What you're not supposed to do? Okay. I thought you were calling the cops already.

Get out of your little shit. No. I love that. I mean, like, I understand maybe the upsetness of, you know, maybe he's got little kids playing in the park. but you come up with an attitude like that, and then you got a little twerpy 13-year-old on the other side of the helmet.

How would I beat your ass? And he had so many, well, maybe we won't call him good, but like so many comebacks that were valid. And then I thought you were already calling the cops. That's such a good thing to say when they're like, I'm calling the cops. Yeah. Do it again.

I'm going to call the cops. I thought you said you were already calling him. My God. Is there another one? The same kid? Okay, so I think I've seen this. If there's more than one that price set up. Registered and it's 50 CC you tell the cops when they get here okay because you're traveling through the grasses

I was on the path I watched you jump right there My name's Gary came down the path right there. You came down the path right there my name. Good for you. What's your name? The cops will be here. You could talk to them about it. Okay If you're a you just say that That is not for motorcycles. Oh my gosh dude Good for you. I'm glad you got that attitude. Dang, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.

My name's Larry and I'm a bitch. This kid reminds me of Dalton. Yeah, geez, dude. He kind of reminds me of Aiden if he got a little bit of an attitude on him. Dude, this kid is actually savage. That was funny when he rubbed his butt. bike like that. Did say what, like, what state he is or what city where he's from?

There really is a genre for just being a GoPro rider and you're ripping around your area and then some pissed off person comes up to you. I mean, I've seen a lot of videos pop like that. Right. And that's why the downside is that, you know, we've seen a lot that were fabricated that get like 15 million views. And I'm just like, ugh. But the real stuff is, is very entertaining.

Yeah. Yeah, I was going to talk to my mom and just. Just be like, hey, mom, we're getting to this age where, like, you know, if a YouTuber presses you and tries to get a reaction, like, we need to do some media training. Yeah. It's just like, everyone out there needs to tell their mom or dad, you know, just like, hey, to protect you from becoming a meme, you know. You see a camera. Yeah, if you see a camera, zip it. Yeah, don't give them anything.

Even in this area, I'm like, dude, no one's going to do that around here. But there's a couple. Yeah, you're not, you're not crazy for giving. that training i think you just know if your parents are that type though like already like i don't think i need to say anything to mine probably don't need to say anything ryan's yours really any of ours yeah but it doesn't hurt doesn't hurt doesn't hurt you could never be too careful tell your parents about you know scams and the gift card scam it's like modern age scams the Nigerian prince yeah don't help him he's fine some that are so obvious dude i just like fell for one the other

Like, not the other day. A couple months ago, you know, like, it's a meta email. And it's like, we need your, you know, it was very simple, but it was like, your password is compromised for your Instagram. Oh, you know, that my Instagram's very near and dear to me. And I like, oh, yeah, I got to log in and change my password. And then I realize, like, I'm not like logging into Instagram. And then, fuck, get out of there. Change my password.

Jesus. You're already that far in, like, legit. But I was just like, oh, dude, I almost just got scammed. I almost just got RC card You almost got, yeah, Nigerian Prince. Yeah, those ones are so obvious, but What's the Nigerian Prince?

You just got to like transfer some money And then you're going to get a ton back Yeah, something like that Yeah, it's like when you think about it It makes no sense But it's like, hi, my name is insert Nigerian Prince name here I have $10 billion If you just send me a few thousand

I'll give you a cut of my $10 billion You know really dumb But people fall for it I feel like that was like one of the OG scams. I remember hearing about, for like 20 years. They started on the phone. Prince. Like a call.

Blessed birthday greetings from the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. Please kindly provide me with your personal bank account details so I can transfer you the sum of $40 million as our birthday gets to you. Yours truly, Prince Alusi Lassius. People are doing it. I guess so. 40 million for a birthday gift? That's pretty lit.

Yeah, just some random guy who got your number. Then this is on Reddit. $43 million in cash found empty. in Nigerian apartment. Poor guy probably spent the past decade trying to reach out but no one ever

replied to his email. I feel like if I got... Smoke signals? If I got a letter, if I got a... Dalton just said they started it back in 1910

which without any context. I don't know how that works. Without internet, I don't know how it works. You imagine getting like a... What's the one where it's like beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, or, uh...

A Morse code. A Morse code. Back then it was It's called the Spanish Prisoner Swindle. Where are you finding this, Dalton? Wikipedia, dude. Oh, yeah, they don't lie. You guys hear that the Kia boys have done such damage to the Kia and Hyundai community

that State Farm will not insure. Wow. If you're a previous customer, they'll let you insure your Kia or your Honda. If you buy a new Kia. Yes, and you want to insure it through State Farm, they will not take a new client. Oh, it smokes. That's insane. That's not good for Kia and Hyundai.

Yeah, it was under the impression that Kia, like, figured that out. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe in some of the new cars, but, you know, they might have all the old ones. Yeah, true. Oh, yeah, obviously, yeah, you buy a use, you know, $2,000. I thought I heard a thing, too, like, once that recall went out, like, your insurance wouldn't cover you unless you got. You did that? Yeah, whatever.

So that's funny because on my TRX, I went through my whole insurance thing, trying to get my insurance lower. And there's an option in the thing that says, do you have an anti-theft device installed? And I clicked it. on my TRX and it went down like $85 a month like quite a bit right you click it on my Hummer nothing so like it's factored in for the Rams because TRX yeah Mopar hellcat stuff's always getting stolen that's crazy geez that cannot be good for the the Kia brand no actually not no not in the States what would you do can you imagine if you're just like an unsuspecting person like you know your aunt whatever she goes out and just buys a key in

I was like, wait, what do you mean? I haven't had a speeding ticket in years. And they're like, no, we can't cover you. Alex's got a Kia. She does. Should we try to Kia boys it? Wait, we should. I could see your late night crew doing something like that.

I was like, I'm a part of this. Cody, Mike. We'll steal it. You guys show up in ski masks to Mike's own house. Yeah. Cleared out the whole fridge of all the beer. Yeah. And we like.

It smells like smoke in the house now and the Kia's gone. We just drove the Kia. They also left the doors open And there's appears to be one of Cody's shoes on the floor I don't know that Ryan you've kind of been toasting Cody in the group chats lately What's up with that? I think Ryan and Cody have been bonding

Yeah, that would be Yeah, we're bonding over our hatred Special kind of beat Yeah, freaking just last week It's 85 degrees here And he sends me a picture of an ice cold mountain dude Like the can is just sweating cold And he goes, bet you had one of these, but you don't

Ever since then, Our race tip is really changed. Is that when you followed up with like the sign of the the peggery? Yeah, the peggery. And you said, Cody, you should get a job here. Yeah. I don't know. He's a good kid.

He loses his stuff everywhere, though. Keys are on the counter here. Since he was a kid. One shoe all the time. One time, Cody didn't want to go into the party and say goodbye to everyone, but his shoes were in there. Fair enough, honestly. So he left his shoes and then he walked home barefoot. But the only issue was like,

Didn't make her. Yeah, he was like 18 miles away from home. No shoes. So he made it five miles. He made it five miles, which is actually insane. And then he fell asleep in a skidsteer bucket. You know, just the nice warm comfort of a metal object in winter. Just hanging Cody's dirty laundry up on the line.

Sorry, Cody. Yeah, sorry, Cody. That's not that bad. No, it's not that bad. Also, it's a good story. Like, because every time we go past that gas station, like, he was riding with me. And he's just like, dude. I'll never think about that place the same, like skitsier bucket.

I slept in there. He's a good kid. All right, let's talk about it for approximately two minutes. The New Zier one's insane. Yo! Corvette. I haven't looked at it yet. Is it all-wheel drive?

No. Really? No, I haven't looked at Corvettes. I don't hate them. I think they're lame. I was interested. I put it in the watch later on YouTube. I just haven't had time.

I wouldn't say I'm Nike. A Corvette enthusiast. I respect them. Really? So the New ZR one has. It's like the model up from Ryan Z-O-6. Same motor, flat plane, whatever, high revving, but twin turbo. Twin turbo, and it's got a thousand and 64 horsepower.

One thousand horsepower. Ryan's has 670. Yeah. How is that could work with rear wheel drive? That's what I was wondering. I got to assume a lot of, just a lot of wheels spin. A lot of computer. Yeah.

Yeah, they probably have it so dialed, but there's just no way. How do you put that much power to the ground in a normal car? It's very planted, and they come with the big wing. They're light, dude. Pretty much the same ground effects yours has, but... Yeah, more intense. I like the hood. They did the Ferrari hood with the dip down through the middle.

It has, like, more vents in the back, more vents in the sides. I feel like you give it any kind of throttle and all you're... Who's that guy? What the hell? But I feel like you give it any kind of throttle, and all you're going to see is the flashing light of traction control. Yeah, I mean, it would make sense. I think it's limited in, like, the first gears.

They have it all programmed. So, like, the turbo, the waistgate opens. more in the lower gears because they know you can't put that type of power. And time's up. Really? Yeah, that's how we get. Fair enough, honestly. Does it come out?

I honestly don't know. But I've also like, it's so funny because it just came out like yesterday as far as revealed. And there's already people that have like media units reviewing them. Yeah. Cool to be a part of that. Why not just do it all-wheel drive? That'd be insane. I'm assuming the next gen.

I think there'd be nothing they could say about that. I think there's Zora. So like the Zora. I don't know if they're actually going to make it but that was supposed to be like the step up from the ZR1 and that one was supposed to be like hybrid front wheel drive and then

because they've got the technology with the E-ray so they'll probably do something else that or maybe they'll do an E-ray Z-06. Oh is the E-ray all-wheel drive? Yeah. Yeah because it's electric to the front motor and then it's just gas in the back. You're standard I can see you get one of those Ken Ken's got gas in the back

Ken wouldn't fit in a Corvette he literally doesn't we were going to drive it one day The only Corvette I fit in is the convertible because the roof can go down. Ken looks over the top of the windshield. Yeah, with like the little goggles. He has little goggles on, fucking leather hat. He looks like he's like flying in a World War II plane. Like the leather straps are flying.

So what they've got, four variants of Corvettes now. Four, yes. E-ray, 06 and Zer 1. Yep. And then if they have the Zora, how many ways can they slice and dice that car? I don't know. Probably enough to maybe make one of them rare. but I would assume they'd just put

either the standard Z-O-6 or the ZR-1 engine and then have the E-ray front. How much power does the E-ray give? Like 200? A couple hundred. So I mean, shit. You'd have a 1,200 horsepower car in that case. Yeah. They should do a V6 Corvette.

You can't even say that. Wouldn't that be funny though? Yes, it would be, but. Fucking B-6. Jake Sherbrook was a buy one. V-6 Corvette. Yeah, they make, like, the equivalent to, like, the V6 Camaro. Like, you can buy, like, a track pack Camaro.

Oh, yeah, dude, depending on the price. They'd buy the, it'd be a convertible. They'd be like, I don't really care. I just like the look of it and driving around. If they did the, the V6 with, like, the electric motor on there, you could make it sound decent. A couple turbos. There you go.

Yeah, no, yeah, got to be twin turbo. I think just straight, naturally aspirated V6. Yeah, the V6 is cool with two turbos and a 300 horse electric motor. Yeah, Ryan, the boys were talking last night. Oh, no, I leave for one day. Evan, more specifically. No, I don't think you should turn this on to me specifically, Ben. You know, I just mentioned...

Just give them the gift. I just felt, you know, a little bit attacked. Oh? So I just asked the guys how they felt, and I said, hey, does anybody else feel like kind of singled out by Ryan's text in the group chat lately about leaving the dishes in the sink? and everyone kind of agreed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I kind of felt like attacked on that one too. And then Evan had a pretty good point. Well, it's just something I want you to explain. Is this egg salad? I believe it's the potato salad you brought on the 4th of July. It's been in the fridge ever since. At least it wasn't in the sink. You're so concerned about a couple dishes in the sink,

but we have food growing in the refrigerator. This looks like it's just about ready for you to eat. No. Evan goes, yeah, of course we can't put our dishes next to the sink. That where's Ryan's blender bottle going to go? I do feel a little bad, but I'm the only guy who uses the blender, but. So anyway, we just wanted maybe to, uh, you do explain that. Oh, that wig salad or potato salad?

I think it's potato. Thank goodness it is an egg. That'd be bad. It would be bad. It was egg salad. It would have been gone out. Yeah, we'll eat it. Dishes have, they've been way better with the help of our.

new chef Jen you know she does a lot of them too but like whenever she brings her dishes it's just cut and dry like if you if you eat your leftovers or whatever from the fridge you got to clean it but they've been good but also having a chef has just been 10 out of 10 best thing ever like so awesome and like it's sick because before this I was like eating hell of fries and and hot dogs dogs yeah he's doing those gourmet dogs now for you don't like I mean no she's not but But are you still putting out, like sneaking in eight hot dogs a day? Yes. A lot of fries, a lot of pizza, and, like, my metabolism is pretty good.

I get some flack lately for the barrel. But, no, for real, like, honestly, other than, like, yeah, my, like, I went to the doctor and got, like, a checkup. And then she's like, you're just grabbing your, grabbing your belly and going to kind of tubby, you know? No, you better be careful when handling any seats. Yeah. She's like, your cholesterol is actually, like, pretty high. And I was like, oh, damn, like, it's good to know. I'm not that old.

So I should probably eat some charios, you know, shit like that. And so I'm really excited about, isn't that lower cholesterol, chariots? I think it's a conspiracy. It says it on the box, but I'm not sure. But I've just been really enjoying it lately, no process, you know, like home-cooked meals every single day. And it's, I just, thanks, boys. Yeah, it was a great play. It was a great play.

I was. I'm glad we all agreed on it. Well, we've been eating at, like, the same three restaurants for the last, I don't know. Six years, seven years. And it's just, yeah, like, they're all super unhealthy. They're just bars, basically. And you can get healthy stuff there, but you still, I don't think the salmon salad is any more healthy than a cheeseburger. Love the salmon salad. It is very good.

But, you know, it's just like, it's nice to have a good meal to look forward to. I think we're all, like, we have it to look forward to. I think we all feel better after we eat a nice square meal, too. to say this like i don't love a schedule but i do love that it's like you know 12 30 every day like i enjoy that we know that it's 12 30 every day we go in there we eat and then we're like productive up until then and productive after yeah i think the biggest thing it's for the longest time either you didn't eat lunch and then you just had to just grind it through the day and then you're just like not as productive or you're not in a good mood and you still might not get the best supper

ever if we go out yep or you're like trying to get food and then we're trying to do something else So it's like, well, fuck, CJ's getting food down at the pit right now. So you got to wait 45 minutes until everyone's back. And, like, right now it's just, like, kind of keeps everyone on the same schedule. One of those things. You didn't really think about how nice it would be until we've kind of gotten into it. But, dude, the restaurants are probably wondering where we went. Yeah, yeah.

Like, we went there every day. They're hurting. They're like, what the fuck? Like, where these guys just stop? Like, are they going somewhere else now? Yeah. It is funny. You'll roll in and then they're just like, oh, it's been a while.

And then I'm like, oh, yeah. Yeah, it kind of has, like two weeks. Yeah, I mean, normally at least one of us is in every single one of the restaurants around here for lunch. So, yeah. Yeah. My dad's been doing that since, as long as I can remember, he says since he could afford to do it, he's just been eating lunch out or doesn't eat lunch every day. Well, Randy always said he's, uh, when clients ask, how can I save money building a house?

He says, don't put a kitchen in. And he is serious. He lives by it too, dude. Yeah, because he's like, I never use my kitchen. I'm like, yeah, Randy, but you're kind of weird like that. Like, most people use the kitchens. Yeah, and it is, that is weird to say, but like, that's a good point. If you didn't have a kitchen, it would be awkward, where would you hang?

Wouldn't it be so? Yeah, when it's three in the morning and you get home, you do night more beers, where would you stand around? The kitchen when you have company over for the most part. Maybe I could do that. But you can make a better chill room. I put a pizzazz in my bedroom. True.

No, that, that's actually crazy, though, to not actually do that. like think of the resale value dude beautiful house came up on on lake floyd or whatever but it doesn't have a kitchen i thought you were going to say but it's got a pizza oven in the bedroom it's like one of those wood fire kitchen yeah they've got burn marks all over the carpet mike falls asleep with a full-on pizza in the oven but it's like a wood fire oven dude i think that's why i love the pizzazz because it dings and then the power cuts and don't burn it. You just wake up to a cold pizza rotating.

I think what you need is a hot dog roller, Mike, because it just keeps them at the perfect temp. You don't overburn them. You can leave it running 24-7. You always are there. Just grab one, pop it in. That would be really good. I feel like, I mean, it would be better for a person

who actually eats hot dogs. What do you mean? Well, nobody eats more hot dogs than you, Mike. Uh-huh. That, dude, I just like, I kind of pulled the Ken there. I just didn't know what to say, and I went,

oh, roller dogs from the gas station. Actually, that's what Gerald Smelcher says. He said, you want to save money, you want to make some real money, put some money away in the account, eat at the gas station. Eat hot dogs down at the gas station.

Well, not our gas station. Probably would be a lot cheaper. Not our gas station. You ain't saving money. It's like chick-fly prices down there for the chicken sammies. When they have it. When they have it. I just want to hear a little bit about Evan, honestly. You know, you've been a little quiet.

That's fine. I just want to hear about your experience on the Stark. Oh, I was actually just going to say that. If you want to know about me, I'll let you know how hyped I am on the Starks. Dude, bikes are so sick. Absolutely love it. Nothing bad to say about it. Is Cheetos paying you to say that?

Oh, yeah, man. Hey, congrats on the new sponsorship deal. Yeah, dude, I'm proud of you, buddy. Yeah, that's lit. Yeah, just really hoping for a palette of Cheetos, you know. It's one thing. The rap is big. It's a little much fast for.

But, like, that's when I'll really feel like I made it to the top. I'd maybe start with a bag. Yeah. A bag. Just one bag. I think, Evan, I think they want to see how this first year goes and then reevaluate it. And maybe they'll do some, like, they might renew. Extra bags of Cheetos.

Yeah, they like, we'll plan a meeting for July 2025. And then you have the meeting and you're like, I got a bag. It would be sick to upgrade to Flaming Hot. I mean, I doubt they have the budget, but. I saw they actually sent you, like, one of those snack-sized bags of Cheetos. Oh, he did get proud of? I intercepted it because I was hungry. Ken ate it.

You got to wait until next year. I'm like, I could not be more jealous. Like, I know you love Cheetos and I just love Cheetos. Mike, your chip sponsorship is coming. Just keep practicing. Keep training. That's what you keep telling me. Listen, man.

Dreams don't work unless you do. No, I've been trying. Dreams don't work unless you do. I've been trying. I got to post more, man, with the... No, what you got to do is ride more. Yeah. You got to ride more.

That, yeah, both of those. Both of those, you know. Post more riding. No, no, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't worry about posting it. Yeah, don't get the phone out. I think, put the work in, yeah, put the work in. And then once you're, you know, really ripping, get the phone out. I mean, and put the work in with the product, too.

I mean, I've been eating a lot of Cheetos, too. He's been talking about it for years, too. He's been literally talking about Cheetos for years. Always blabbing. He'll actually just throw away. it into a conversation where he'll just say Cheeto. Yeah, like, that's Cheeto and shit. Even when it has nothing to do

with Cheetos. Do you bring that over here? Actually, how cringe would that be? Like, dude, I start, I'm like, that's Dorito. That's Dorito. Maybe that's what you got to do. Everyone's like, dude, stop trying to make Dorito work. It's not going to work. Whenever wins, like a big race or something like that, you know how most like monster

athletes are like up there, like, holding their monster. We'll be talking. Evans, Evans on the podcast, like, holding his Cheetos back to the whole time. Dude, you don't like Cheetos, fuck you. There's so many different variants of Cheetos. Do you guys ever watch Good Mythical Morning? Just this huge YouTube channel.

They review a lot of foods, but, yeah. Red Link. You got with the crazy hair? Yeah. And they did a Cheeto episode, and they tried almost all the Cheetos. There's even more. But it was like something like 60 different variations of Cheetos. And it's just funny because, like, I've never even seen this one that you're eating right now.

And there's so many different variations. And then they rated them. regular Cheetos and Hot Cheetos were the winners. Really? It just goes to show. Those are the classics. We need to get our hands on all 60 flavors. I agree. We should. We should. Including like 5 or 10 from Japan and crazy stuff.

Yeah. Jump through some hoops to get those. Yeah. Ken, you want to get on that for me? Allegedly imported Cheetos. What's the glasses? Dude, Ken is locked in right now. You have a ton of different. Yes, they do. They actually have so many different Cheetos. Ken, are those your reading glasses? No, they were sitting on the desk. Have you guys ever had the

Buffalo Cheetos. They're actually... Like, they're from New York? So good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like Buffalo flavored Cheetos. Those I would... Those actually got third and I would agree.

Those are third. They have Cheetos pretzels now too. Oh, really? Run it. Unbelievable. Gosh, Cheetos are legit, man. I'm so jealous. So I'm surprised that you'd be pursuing like a chip route, Mike.

Like, I feel like I don't really see you eat chips out of that often. But like hot dogs. Fun dog. I never ask you. Oscar Meyer. This is taking some. Mike, you should go after Oscar Meyer. I don't know who,

it was actually one of Adam Peterson's buddies who put me in touch with him. With who? With his uncle. Shout out Dylan. He put me in touch with his uncle who works at Johnsonville. But they're more of a Brock company.

Wouldn't you want to be more like an Oscar Meyer? You're going to cheat on Oscar Meyer like that. If it's not pre-cooked, Mike doesn't want it. I literally don't even, I don't know the last time I've eaten an Oscar Meyer weiner. I think I just saw actually at the 4th of July. That picture.

Yeah. I think you were eating some then. You were actually cooking, which was nice of you to cook for the family. You know. Well, when there's hot dogs getting grilled, he wants to be the guys.

Those are Oscar Myers? Dang. Well, how many of them did you eat off the grill, Mike? Dude. You have hot dogs on the way. Mike comes in with one dog. Oh, are the other ones still in the grill?

Oh, nope, nope. There's all it's left. Eating it. Oh, are we dishing up a dishing up? the grill? No, I, I ate already. We didn't even have hot dogs at the 4th of July. Mac and cheese too much. It saves the other hot dog goods.

Okay, that's actually good. That's actually the only time I actually eat hot dogs. I prefer them in beans over mac and cheese. Beaners and some good baked beans. Either or, yeah. Delicacy. The only time I actually eat hot dogs is at baseball games. And if you guys know how many baseball games I got, too.

That's cat. You get a hot dog at the race. Cletus, great hot dogs. You're backtracking here, Mike. A little bit, but, like, also... I never eat hot dogs except for that one time in fairly recent history. And that other time. Yeah, but you guys, like, I mean, Ben literally thinks I eat eight a day.

Like, well, you do. Yeah, no. No, Ben thinks I eat eight hot dogs a day. And, like... Well, I'm just being... I'm just averaging. There's like two days this week. I know that you eat more some days.

There's like two days this week that he didn't even see me eat anything. Oh, you're eating them in secret now? Yes. Like, how many hot dogs? You're like a housewife smoking cigarettes in the bathroom. He runs out to his garage at home, just shoves down a couple dogs before bed. My mind was running. I couldn't fall asleep.

I go clear my head. I'm a hot dogaholic. Just a phone light out in the garage. He opens the snap on his dog. Honey, what are you doing? Dude, did you guys? Did you guys? Did you know.

Yeah, like, you said it wasn't a problem. You said it wasn't a problem It's not I'm just out here because I I need in fresh air I'm a hot dog holing I can you go pick my PlayStation up from the pawn shop What

Mike pawns his PlayStation I swear it's not a problem Do you eat them without the bun Mostly Mike so you can eat more of them They go into your mouth better with no bun right Yeah they do I'd prefer a bun ketchup mustard

raw dogging that would be without a bun how do you really truly view uh joey chestnut is he like a oh dude he's a hero yeah he's an American hero is it true that you have a poster of them

in your bedroom yes it's true the hard hitting questions Mike is answering I just love being on both sides of the spectrum because like dude hot dogs oh I'm definitely on it I'm definitely on it

dude like hot dogs will literally shave fucking years off your life. But you don't care. You're the one with high cholesterol. But those years are so much better, it's worth it. Yeah, exactly. Like, I'm looking at like 71.

As he shoves out under their dog. Don't tell me how to live my life. Something's got to kill me. Might as well be these. Yeah, dude. It looks like we down to 70. A few more. We'll see you at 69.

Oh, man. I'll probably stop there, but who knows? All right, we're fastly. approaching our hot dog limit of the day, but, uh, or of the podcast, but I did see this. There's no limit. Sorry. But I did see this, uh, S&L bit that did make me think of you. Wait, you guys, you know, it's a fun game.

We show each other our Instagram explore pages. Oh, I'm too scared. Yes, yeah. Okay. Okay. It's so embarrassing. It's all cookie recipes. Oh, are those with me?

Okay. And mine is literally. Literally just puppies, not one one. Okay, your turn, boys. Who's next? No. What? I'm not playing your little game. Nice, come on, it'll be fun.

It will ruin the night. What? No, Mark, show us your phone. I think I left in the car. What is with you guys? If it's just a bunch of hot girls and bikinis, we can handle that. Let's just drop it, right? Are you on my phone?

Um... Uh-oh. Is it a bunch of butts? bunch of butts. Yeah. No. Oh, hot dogs, brother. Mike, let's see it. Dude, mine's not gonna look like that.

They're brunt. Oh, shut up, dude. Pretty average, I guess. Don't know hot dogs here. Do a little quick scroll, a little flick. Evan, let me see your explorer page Yeah, I don't know about that Somehow Evan, yeah, he's just

Explorer page is just Electric dirt bikes Dude, I still stand behind the electric dirt bikes You cannot hate on those things Yeah, no, I guess circling way back Dude, so fun Riding them is like cutting hot butter With a hot knife

It's the smoothest thing ever Everything's hot hot. Yeah, everything's hot. Dude, I think also the bike is, like, so dialed otherwise. It's not just like, oh, it's an electric bike, but maybe something else isn't good. It just works great, the brakes. It's a brand new bike, so it's... Yeah, that does help.

Suspension's good. Yeah, Ken did. Very briefly. He turned it down to 10 horse. It's a dirt bike. What'd you really think? Yeah, what do you really think? It was nice.

It seemed like they'd go pretty well. Do you think it would beat the cyber truck up to, like, 70? Yeah, for sure. That thing weighs like a fraction of what that thing is. It also has one tire that almost explodes off the rim when you twist the clock. No, dude, I bet. It warps, I'd love to get a look at it. Yeah, like, you know how RC cars when they expand?

I bet the tire does that a little bit in 80 horse mode. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Didn't we see like, well over 100 on the speedo when we need that? We should 240 it, 240 frames a second. Oh, I think my miles an hour. All right, to leave you guys with something, Evan, this week when we're talking about riding. these higher horsepower bikes he's like all you got to do is not panic not panic

and I'm like yeah but how do you not panic when you're in a situation when you end up panicking you know and I saw this video and I went this is literally the perfect example of not panicking oh like the more you watch it

that is like the craziest imagine an accident happened right in front of you on a motorbike He's going fast. But so many, so many people in the comments were like, dude, do you not know how to use your brakes? That's literally what every comment was. This guy's got a brain. Like, he used his brakes right away, realized that he was not going to stop and then powered out of it to avoid dying, essentially, running in the back of the car. Dude, there's been, there's all kinds of stuff.

People are, like, having, like, crazy street bikes and they only run front brakes. and people are like, you're insane. You don't know anything about anything. Really? That actually does sound insane. I don't know. Why would you only run? Enlighten me on that.

Also, yeah, like, I'm not saying like I'm on the side of like only running front brakes, but like it is 70% of your stopping power on a street bike. I would say, I don't know. I genuinely don't know. Are you sure you did this isn't like a meme or something that you took it serious? Because that's insane. I've seen it from a couple different people. And then I'm just like.

Literally remove the rear brakes. Yeah, like, it's like, from a rocket. Yeah, because they just do straight line shit. Interesting. You know, just like, they just do, like, drags. It just still doesn't make sense to me. I'm like, don't you want all the stopping power you can get? Maybe on a drag racing bike, I guess you want all this stuff.

Maybe, but anything you ride on the street seems insane to me. Yeah, and even though you got dual calipers, like, still seems insane. Do, uh, on the really fast drag bikes, do they use parachutes to slow you down? I think the biggest ones, dude. On, like, a drag strip, yeah. That'd be crazy. Dude, that's actually a really funny. You guys ever see that?

Like, we follow, like, I follow a streetcar market on Instagram. Like, a lot of sick cars they sell. A lot of different cars. And then whenever I see a car with a parachute, I'm just like, that's not for me. Yeah. You know, whenever it's got a parachute, you're like, that's not for me. Yeah. You're not driving that thing on the street.

You should put a parachute on your Subaru. Yeah, why not? That'd be funny. I mean, that would be actually funny. Where is your Subaru at, Mike? How is it coming? uh slowly slowly how much is the bill going to be for that dude way too much i mean if if our hoonicorn was it was 17 no actually no it's like under a month actually like gonna be like so much

you're gonna be like 60 grand into fixing this fucker not actually but yeah like 25 probably and keep in mind like don't 50 into it yeah oh before we talked about no not that much No, that would be that 50 I had before was like, I've already paid them a lot. And, I mean, I'm just like being realistic, like not exaggerating at all. Like, that's for like, again, I threw so many parts at them. Like, that wasn't just to fix it. It was not just to fix it. But like also the fact that it's getting repainted, that kind of.

Wait, they're repaining the whole thing? Yeah. What color? What color should I do it? Oh, they haven't done it? Well, no, they haven't. It's got to be yellow though, right? That's the whole thing of that color.

Why are they repain the whole thing? the whole thing just because there's just enough like all all four fenders got redone you messed up all four fenders no messed up two of them and they're blending the fenders into the body like molding them super sick yeah like molding them like it'll look like factory you know no more rivets that's sick it's gonna be sick you are and they're like you're really doing they're like yeah like making custom i don't know like fender flares for it that are molded into the things and it's kind of like This is exactly what I thought was going to happen when I brought my Subaru to a restoration restomod shop. They were like, no, we're turning this thing and a car show worthy.

So do you think this is a this is a forever car now? Like you're not selling it. Now yes. Before I got into this, honestly, I was like, oh, it would be sick to keep it forever. But like now I have to. Yeah. I actually have to. You can be like close to a hundred grand.

No, God, no. Like, where did you get that? car and everything you've done to it? I thought it was like close to 60. Yeah, it's closer to 100 farther away, but. Still like so much though. Like think of the, you know, 2002 Subaru WX. Look at the car I could get.

Dude, you would have straight up one Seema in 2003 with this thing. That's the interesting thing. I'd still love to take it there. Like, you know, do a little more to it. Like, I don't know. Honestly, yeah. Someone would be like, wow, look at this 22 year old car. The projector bulbs and my headlights say life wide open. Holy shit, that's sick.

My exhaust has, like, etched, life-wide open on it. My taillights are, like, have the giant LED boards, whatever. That's sick. To your point, Evan, yes, got to keep doing it yellow. So I'm doing it like a cooler yellow than it was before, but... I see it to paint things. It's going to be cool. We'll debut it.

You're not putting a carbon fiber rock slider on it, are you? Rock slider. Or engine pan, or the skid plate. Skid plate. Skid plate. I don't think so. Belly bones. say?

I don't think I need that. I hope I don't. I can't tell if this is referring to the crash or the one on your dirt bike. Because I did hear a lot of flack about that. No, I did too. And I expect, what it was about?

I got a skid plate for my bike and I like knew that I wanted to get one. And then I was like, I'll get a carbon fiber. I want to make it bougie or whatever. Because clearly, Evan, clearly I'm not. I don't actually need it for going over rocks and stumps.

And then they had white carbon fiber. I'm like, Oh, that's lit. And then I got it. And then it was like white and black checkered carbon fiber kind of looking. And I'm like, oh, this isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be. Is it real carbon fiber? Real carbon fiber.

That makes it cooler. I thought it was fake. It was plastic with like a carbon fiber overlay because the white carbon fiber looks so weird. Because everybody knows fake carbon fiber. Cheeto. Yeah, that's Cheeto. Or Dorito. Yeah, no, I do regret spending 220 bucks on it.

Money, Mike. Yeah. Money, Mike, dude. Mike, you're going to have to get like a side hustle for all these projects that you got going on. Dude, I'm down. I might start working at Zoomies. Yeah. It's true.

Good point. Meet us there last Sunday. Not a bad idea. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, side hustle. Ben said I needed one. Yeah, you do.

They're working on the weekends. Yeah. Outside of you are already working on the weekends. Just so much fun. I can't stop spending money. Put purple wheels on my bike today. Money, boy. No, no, no.

you got the tire on one they're going on what what kind of wheels you get uh excels purple purple excels what is something like that cost uh 15 hundred you gotta do what you got to do that's right have you has that dirt bike seen dirt yet no not ever taking that thing are you serious actually hasn't seen dirt no it hasn't seen dirt but i've definitely gonna take it that's how the fuck have you not i think i've rode it more bro debatably down and back on the highway and then through them all. We have so many dirt bikes that's like, that's how. Why ride the new one?

Yeah. I'm on the same account that you are for Amazon Prime. Mm-hmm. I'm on the same account you are. Dude, I've seen some shit you bought, dude. Sorry. You got to archive those. The sauna bucket?

Yeah, I've seen some other funny stuff. I feel bad. I think we should get this on a bucket. But anyway, continue. I just can't believe how much stuff you're buying. And now the last couple orders, that was on an Amazon Prime Day. So, like, it showed me how much I saved. Like, I spent, like, $1,100, but I saved $400.

That's something your girlfriend would say. That's girl math. Or, like, anybody. Yeah, girl math, right. But if I'm going to, like, buy a bunch of stuff, like, it might as well be on Amazon Prime Day. Ken's looking at the Amazon. You just, just justify it. I could just tell me.

I saved so much. I had to spend more. How much are you saving? What is on this Amazon account, Ken? I guess how much did I save or how much am I saving? He's got some solar outdoor lights. Yeah. Nice.

How much for those? $21. Not bad. Not bad. A vacuum for $200. What kind of? Dyson. Needed it?

A shirt. A pillow that I think you bought a Shurion for. Dude, the pillow was so expensive. How much? And I love it so much. It's $190. Jeez. I bought a purple pillow and I returned that shit.

Really? Yeah, I didn't sleep any better. I'm glad that, like, in 100 days I could return it. But I love it so far. Got some random cable lights. It smells like hot dogs. Random cable lights. Table lamps.

Random table lamps? Probably not random to him. What's the crazy ship Ben Bot? Considering I don't know about that? I don't think I can probably say at this point. Minature size condoms. Microcondoms, probably. I wish they made those.

Oh, man. You finally know the big fit. Just so much. Dude, I bought like a one of those pro tech decks. I've always wanted one of them. Oh, that's the one that I saw. That's the one that I saw. I saw

Tech deck Finger tech deck I think it was Let's see $59 But on Amazon Don't worry I got two of them

Yeah on Amazon Prime Day it was like 49 Whatever like Either way Wait so how much money Did you spend And how much did you save I missed that part

Oh 11th Spend 1100 Saved 400 If you spent more You would have saved more Bro That's true And some of the shit

I actually returned too And some of it Was not for me It was for Sydney Did you see that guy that said Amazon Prime was sponsoring the road repairs Oh, dude, I do you know what it was.

Uh-uh. So he was ordering, uh, like, concrete or asphalt, whatever, off of Amazon. Okay. And, uh, he was repairing the roads and then filling the boxes up with sand and returning them and getting his money back, but then saying that Amazon is support, you know, sponsoring the roads. Yeah, concrete. Either concrete or asphalt or whatever, some sort of patch, yeah, like asphalt patches.

It's very inefficient. And then he weighed them. They were just like a box, like some sheetrock mud would come in or whatever. That sounds illegal. No, it was illegal. He got jammed up. Okay. But, like, he was posting about it and being like, no, I mean, Amazon's got the money.

They can take care of our roads or, I don't know, something like that. 166 bucks for a five-gallon pail of asphalt patch. Really? Yeah. He just like weighed him, went down to the beach, filled them up. Now my attention. Wow. All right, fellas.

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