Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Best of CboysTV Podcast 2024

Episode Date: December 31, 2024

2024... What a year, with guests like Travis Pastrana, Cleetus McFarland,HeavyDSparks , Westen Champlin, GrindHardPlumbingCo, MillennialFarmer, FrankieLapenna, Shredeighty, Jake Sherbrooke, Spenser Wilton & The Muscle. We had a lot of laughs and some insane moments.. Engagements, Gambling wins and losses, taking falls, hotdogs, our first airbags and much more! This is some of the best moments of The Life Wide Open Podcast by @CboysTV See ya next year -- Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's going to be chaos today because we have got Gavin and we've got Evan. Go, baby. You got me too? Yeah, that was a weird. Something about your prebiotic soda doesn't really scream. It's going to be chaotic to me today. Hey, you got to have a healthy gut, man. This is not a plug, but it's better than that shit.

You guys are drinking. What's on your for you page? Dude, I am on a watch list. Really? So bad. All right. If you were going to drive a NASCAR, Who are your top five sponsors?

Two-turned Tony. Probably blue chews or Viagra, something along those lines. Okay, yep. I'm going to need a good dispensary behind me. Wonderbread and Etnese. What are the headsets for if there's no audio? You didn't have audio the whole time? No.

Shut the fuck, you're right. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. Are you serious? No. Test. Oh, my God. Yo, you should have said something, dude.

I got like five minutes into it. Why are we wearing these stupid things? There's a rookie-ass podcast. Come on, guys. We need to pick it up. We need to pick it up. I went on the Seaboy's podcast, and I didn't hear a single fucking word they said.

What is street cred even worth? Nothing. I mean, for you to ask that question wearing that outfit right now, You look like that's what you try to pay for things in Because you don't have real money, dude First and foremost, cash broke street credit rich I think you need to find something

That you really excel at And then you turn that into the first date So you can really impress her So like what are some of your impressive qualities? Well, Ev, I Don't. Don't say it up. Freaking say, bro.

Just say what you're going to say. No, no, no, no. Stop. What about Glenn having that girl? He was like faking that injury. Oh, I was like, that's all I heard about. Glenn's got chicks on his mobility scooter. On the, it's on he's running on the mobility scooter.

He's got the chick sitting on his lap. Typical. Just kind of legendary. Yeah. I mean, I don't know about the faking the injury bullshit. But yeah, good for Glenn. I'm glad that things were able to work out over here. I don't know how well they did work out because the next day I saw Glenn and I go, hey, I saw a Snapchat of you last night.

And he goes, oh, yeah, with a McKenzie chick. I go, that's not her name. That is not her name. So that tells me how that ended. Well, then I had one. I didn't have a driver's license in Minneapolis. How'd you lose it to begin with? Well, hell, I had a few tickets.

No DUIs or anything like that. Because those days, they didn't bother you. But anyway. no they tell you to go home i can remember i get picked up i'd try and believe me i did i know i remember one time i got picked up was like i was in high school i think and it was like four in the morning or three in the morning i get picked up anandale minnesota i lived in kimbled which was like seven miles away or whatever but anyway he picks me up i showed my driver's license you know i had a few years and he said are you ted's boy that's my dad and i said

said, yeah, well, my dad was kind of in politics. He said, if I ever catch you out here and getting a state, I'm telling your dad, go home. Oh, shit. I mean, nowadays try that, you know. So you took the ditch? I went home. Well, I was four in the morning. I had to go home.

During 2016 to 2019, where I was seeing a new lawsuit on my desk once a month from different people. And the most frivolous garbage bullshit lawsuits, but I'm a target. They see me on TV doing all those crazy stuff and money's flowing on my ears. And so they want some of it. And when you're target like that, it's so, dude, suing somebody is so dirty. It's so dirty because you can, you can sue somebody and not have any reason to sue them, like no valid case, and you can still sue them and make their life hard enough that they just settle and pay you out. It is, dude, I have no respect for people.

I've never filed a single lawsuit against anybody and I've sued, I've been sued no less than 50 times. Oh my gosh. That is insane. yeah it's just insane dude like yeah you can't set a precedent that you just pay them off because then everybody else no no yeah you can't and that's the so we i don't settle well i've had to settle a couple times here and there but it's actually frustrating because it gets easier just to settle because dude lawsuits are they can dig up your entire life and emails that you sent 10 years ago like they are it's the worst use of time and energy so that's why people settle and it's worth it

you're buying your time back yeah because it's a mental drink you're being blackmailed basically with your time for nothing dude's frustrating wow but then when the National Guard found that out they're like you have asthma you can't be you can't be here bro really so and I'm like I don't really think I have asthma how often you saw yourself in the phone now or maybe you did yeah yeah yeah might work out no no I thought they didn't let you in because of your foot no it was it was it was a concern but it was it was crazy and I'm like I don't even think I really have asthma and they're like how often you have attacks I'm like I never I don't even know what it's like they're just looking you up and down

Like you see them right down Pudgy No, I was like pretty scrawny at that time too They were probably like This guy just doesn't have it man They didn't want to let you in What do you want to be with? They're like begging everyone else to get in

And then Mike they're like no no No I want to make t-shirts on the computer They're like no we want guys We want to shoot guns and drive Come out Mike's like let me design us all new uniforms And they're like all right buddy I love camo I got that going for

I joined the army because I love camo so much sir can you take a step away from the table for us uh yeah why you step back i thought those were purple jeans oh shit yeah that wouldn't be smart to wear those those there were you in your skater so you weren't dressed like a skater when you went i'm sure i was did you have your like mop haircut kind of i think so i mean i want to say i probably had long hair but yeah you got a higher voice then too it was it was awkward i still have a pretty high voice So hold on. It was an awkward situation.

They just told you no. No, they kept dicking us around. Like I'd go. Who's us? What, who's us? Yeah,

was it just? Like, me and my dad. Okay. Yeah, yeah, like they just. It's all proud. Like,

my son is signing up for the military. It gets there. You won't take them? What do you mean? You guys take everyone. No. You call around asking for people to sign up.

He's here. He's here right now. We drove all the way here. And you know, what do you mean you don't want them? That's what I was saying. I was like, you guys come to my school and like and you beg us to come in you say it's so cool this guy can

literally do anything you can clean the floors i even what about serving food bro but it was like the passing the whole physical thing they wouldn't even let me take the physical because they're concerned about my foot too and i was like bro i'm fine let's just take it you don't even have to tell anybody i'll just perform in front of you you know do some sprints and uh they got to a field I was having Mike running. All right. You better not be wheezing and I better not see any limp. I want a straight run.

Like the flag pulled back. Mike comes back. Mike, he's doing push-ups? No, I was like ready. I was ready if they ever, I'm like,

he's wearing his gym shoes. So I'm not trying to out you here. But I got a story about CJ that like I have been meaning to talk about for a very long time because I have not laughed this hard in a long time. And I don't know all the details. So I need your side. And yeah, We're rolling this right now.

Absolutely. So it sounds like you guys are at parallel. And CJ was just trying to like maybe squeak out a little fart or something. And he just completely ripped. I know exactly what you're talking about. Ripped ass. Super loud. CJ has been embarrassed about this sense.

It was like a bomb went off. Dude, the guy made it clear to everybody. Like he had the whole bar stop. He was standing up telling the story. And he just had everybody roll it. He's like, I heard it. It was so loud. Hold on.

Hold on. So you're at parallel with. which is a very nice restaurant. Niceest restaurant in the area. Let me just tell my side of the story, okay? Well, there's not much to say. It sounded like you didn't give a shit.

You just. No, I did. I did. I did care and I knew it was wrong and that's why I was embarrassed about it. Did you know it was going to be loud? No. No, dude, it didn't smell.

It didn't smell. Thank God. He said it fucking reeked. How do you know? Did he really? Yeah, he's like, bro, I about puked in my own plate. Shut up.

Did he actually say that? Yeah, that's what I was crying and laughing. It was Nick's, birthday that day too oh what yeah i know a little birthday present for him um no so like i'm sitting there you know it's like sunday i'm eating like eating the crab legs little too much butter obviously and uh everyone else goes Alex of course wants creme brule i'm like god damn it so we got stand i got sit there what everyone else leaves what is wrong with her yeah no everyone else leaves i'm trying to go home waiting on her to eat her creme brule and like you know you just like you're just sitting there

and it just, it just, like, happened. And I was like, oh, fuck. And it was like, it, like, ricocheted off the chair. Instead, it sounded like a soundboard fart. Like, you pushed a board in it. It, like, ricocheted. Did you amplify the sound? Did you pick up a little bit?

Yeah. Like, you got up. Yeah. No, it just, it just, like, ricocheted. Dude, it was bad. And I was like, oh, fuck. That's kind of loud. You didn't know it was.

going to be a lot of. I just thought I was just like, I don't know. It just like happened, dude. Like, I normally wouldn't do that. He said you wouldn't look at him. He's like, hey, CJ, I heard that. He was like, he never said that. He never said that. He never said that. Okay, so this is how so when I do that. And I'm like, oh, fuck. I was like kind of loud. And I'm like sitting there, Alex is like talking, telling this story. Did she? She's like, tell it. No, Alex is just like sitting here telling me some story or whatever. And then like pretty. soon I start like hearing the table like my back's facing the table behind like was that you was that you like they start blaming each other you know like one of those situations and I'm like oh fuck oh fuck and then and then push down here I think it was him and dude I start like sweating like I do embarrassing stuff I mean pretty much for a living but I knew that was wrong like I was embarrassed like like that's something I don't stand by like like I wouldn't even burp at a restaurant

but it just slipped and I'm like oh fuck and then like I start sweating dude like my back is sweating I'm like I'm probably gonna soak through this shirt I'm like hurry the fuck up Alex eat your crumberlay and she's like what trying to enjoy it

I'm like each fucking eat your thing I'm like tab let's get the fucking tab all this stuff and I'm trying to get the hell out of here trying to get the hell out of here dude Mike's upgrade he only likes good weiner now or do you still like bad wiener

Yeah, but he'll still eat it all. Yeah. Just prefers the big game wiener. I saw a comment. It was like, did Evan rip his hammer off and put it on a stick? I thought that was hilarious. That's what we call out of pocket. I almost replied way too small to be his hammered.

Yeah, way too small. But anyways, AMW before. Oh, unbelievable. Unbelievable. We just got snowed in. For those of you that are. just listening. Don't you fucking dare.

You gotta be. I will unsubscribe to C-Boys right now. That wasn't all right. Was that our idea? Was that Evan? Who did that? No, I saw Roman. I saw Roman.

Get up here. Hey, which one's his bedroom? Get up here, you boomer. Oh, no. Isn't that his bedroom over there? Go throw in his bed. Gonna make him mess. Hey, Dalton!

Dulton! Come up here. You called my name Mid-Poot. What's up? I want to ask you, about your newfound haters. Oh, Evan's Little Minions. So Dalton posted this TikTok.

You got flamed in the comments, right? And he's convinced that everyone hating on them is just sent after him by Evan. Okay, so like Evan and Dalton have beef, right? But we've made it pretty apparent in our videos, right? That they're like always beefing. They're always bickering back and forth, right? So now that Dalton's got haters, he's convinced that they're all just little Evans coming after them.

They are. The whole comment section is Cheeto, Cheeto, Cheeto, Cheeto. I agree with what's going on over there, but he didn't send them, like directly send them. He just indirectly did by us showing that you guys have beef and whatever, because, like, you know, he's got his little cult underneath him that, like, if he says jump, they're going to jump. If he says the sky's not blue, it's gray or yellow, they're going to say it's yellow too. So, like, dude, it's honestly quite sad. It's very sad. You can't take it so personal.

filming my video just having a good time i'm out there by myself just doing country as shit i think that i think that's actually the most impressive part of the entire thing is the real that he posted he filmed all of it on a tripod he one man showed it right i thought it was a great video dude so i do feel for you there but just goes to show like just sometimes picking battles you know maybe the wrong person yeah evan because no matter how in the right this is what i'm saying no matter how in the right you are or how cool it is they're just going to side with evan whatever he thinks and he's he doesn't think anything you do is cool so he just doesn't enjoy anything like what's his deal though why i think that's just him i think it's just becoming more and more apparent but i think to be fair here's what i

wanted to say you're seeing all the hate comments right but if you go back like two videos ago when you and evan were like bickering back and forth there's like five positive comments having your back to every like one that has evans back right so i think you're you're just getting fixated on the hate comments and you think that that's like everyone. But the haters are always louder than the supporters. So, thank you. My advice to you was going to be just fuck them and just keep doing you.

Because now that you're getting followers on Instagram, which is great, is it going to come with haters too. Yeah. Yeah. On the bright side, all these people talking shit, this is one of your highest viewed videos.

No way. That's awesome for you. I don't know. Hopefully it's going on. Also, also, I told you this, but, dude, you had some chicks hits you up after that video, too. And you said, you know, that was a large reason of making that video. Yeah. So it clearly worked.

The reason you made that video wasn't to try and impress some dudes, I'd assume, as a single 18-year-old man. It wasn't for you. You made it to try and lure the chicks in. Got a blown up his spot right now. Is it working? No. Yes, it is. No, it's working.

It's working. It's getting bigger and bigger. It's working. He's being humble now. With anything that you put on the internet, it's going to come with haters. Yeah, dude, just don't read the comments. If it bothers you, just don't read them because it's going to piss you off. Me personally, like, I don't get mad.

So just don't read them if you're going to get mad. Like, I have actually my own comment section turned off at this point. Damn. Yeah. No, I don't. Just don't read them. If it piss you off, don't read them. Sorry, I had some inner 2016-17 energy coming out.

there i was getting fueled back in the day dude are you shirtless video coming soon so you're gonna lean into it i might i would yeah it'd probably help your dread you'd probably get more followers that way when you got haters double down on it dude i'd do a naked video next time that's shirtless and throw those sales that's some shit jake that is actually a blur your that would do that'd be funny do that same country video that you just did exactly the same just only wearing a cowboy hat and put a sock over your peeing so it doesn't get all blocked just blur it oh my god ram ranch you imagine he's doing it out of like in our field over there and they go there's this naked boy throwing around hay bales it's just filming it with a tripod can you please

make this i got bales and everything i'll help film it he's got plenty hay bales you'll help dude that's kind of that's sweet of you dude no i want to see this shit go live i don't they ain't gonna know who helped film i want to see this on instagram it's like the one-time Dalton gives film credits. Camera emoji at Jake Sherbro. He's like hopping out of his truck. You just see Jake filming in the reflection. And Jake's like kind of smiling.

Yeah. The first comment is, is that Jake Sherbro? And then you start getting flamed. Yeah, I get flamed. I was like, no, it's not me. No, I can tell it's you. You're hearing that black bum shirt. Oh my gosh

He's running away on you Your little rod, it's bending Oh, is it the same fish Is it the same fish? Is it the same fish? Another pike. There you go. There you go. Dude, the night bite. We're heating up, fellas. Big Ridge is not my dad. Oh, that's actually, yeah, my other son.

I wanted to clear the air on this now that we have you both here there. we started what ended up kind of becoming a dirty rumor Ben's bad joke I think it was just a joke and it just I mean it made but the way you the way you put it out there it was it was casual and it was like one of one of a handful of trolls that were completely uncleared up well I guess the the last thing is getting engaged congratulations brother I'll say it just like that brother who how you feel I feel like beyond excited you nervous Equally as nervous. Do you think she'll say yes?

Yes, I do. Well, that's good. I really do. I really am just, like, stress. Like, you want it to be perfect, man. Yeah, of course. So you are stressing a little. Yeah.

I have a cold sore, which comes back when I get stressed. And then I got really stressed out for the merch drop that went live last week. And it, like, went full blown. And then I'm like, this is not what I need right now. You know, I've got to take pictures soon. And I'm worried it's going to come back out again. But yeah, I'm like, stressed in a good way.

Man, I can never pick up on you when you're stressed. But to fill the listener or the viewer in, Mike shot us a text this morning in a group chat. And you still haven't asked, keep in mind, you still haven't asked Sidney as of this moment. As of this moment. The reason we can talk about is because you will ask her tomorrow. This podcast goes live Tuesday.

Plan is to ask her tomorrow from filming this. So we can do that. But you like told us the news and everything. I didn't know you were going to do it. but not surprised at all. For anyone who had bets out there as to who the first one would be, I don't think there's that many people who were betting on it. But, like, people have asked us for a long time.

You were definitely a favor. Is there a money line on? You were definitely like negative 400 at least. So I guess, yes. So I'm kind of putting this out there because Jake calls me today. And he's like, oh, congrats, man. Just let you know, I lost money on you. Who do you think was going to do it?

He thought Ben was going to be the first one. Yeah, I would say Ben was probably a good betting. I thought it was pretty even honest. Tony, Tony. I had my money on you, Mike. Oh, wow, there is actually money lines out there. Yeah, so that's why I was wondering if there was like anyone else out there. They're going to be local, you'd think, but Jake also had his money on you?

Or maybe, I don't know. But anyway, Jake lost. Can you tell us, like, how you're going to do it or are you trying to keep that private? I can. I'm going to do it at on the point, the beach, where we hang out, where the water skips go down, where the boat days go down. Perfect spot. I figured that's where you would do it.

That is the best spot for sure. The most paradise spot, in my opinion, in the world. And that's no other place I'd want to do it. Have you asked Randy yet? Yeah. Okay. What do you say? He said yes.

He said no, but I'm still going to do it. Yeah, I mean, how could you not be nervous? We were on the pontoon. Just you too? Yeah, let's take a pontoon ride. And I asked him, and he's like, of course, you know, I love you. I love her. I love you guys together.

And that was, you know, kind of it. We talked about it for longer. I won't get into the nitty gritty of it, but yeah, that's awesome, man. Do you think she has any inkling that you're going to do it this week? That's actually a great question, Ken, which I'm so worried about, because yes, she does. You guys know me, I just, like, am not timely on things, so I'm like, I'll do it, I'll do it this summer. And then the summer flies by, and I'm like, last week in the summer. Yeah, literally, literally the 31st is tomorrow.

And I was like, I'll do it this summer. We say yes to everything, too. You have to. we still like we're down to try everything and everything yeah so that's what i would say man for those listeners that i don't know what i want to do let me tell you what not to do don't do don't do what everybody else is telling you to do don't go to college like i'm very i do not like college i think college is a huge waste on on everything it's so it's so crazy to me when i come in and say to somebody hey man so i'm a mentor and i can mentor people i can show you how to get what you want out of this life

And then I say, this is how much it costs to work with me. And people are, oh, I could never spend that. But you spent 50 grand on college to get your generals done and leave and go work at Burger King. That's fucking insanity to me, dude. That's what you think is okay because you were programmed to think like, oh, well, dude, I don't know what I'm going to do. So I'm just going to go start spending money, get in a ton of debt, go to school. And then when I get out of school, I'm just probably going to start a job. I could have started and built my way up without school altogether.

Yeah, I don't think people that are hiring, at least that I talk to, like really hire based off of college degrees as much as they used to. And obviously it depends on the job. But yeah, but it's very few. And that's the other thing I always tell people too is like, dude, if you want to be a lawyer, go to college. You want to be a doctor, go to college. You know exactly what you want. Go do the necessary steps to become that. But dude, that's like 2% of people going to school right now.

Jacob. Yes. Are you still jerking off? No, I'm not. I don't do that, right. Still? We know this. Wow.

You don't jerk off anymore, like you're done not jerking off, or you jerk, or you just don't jerk off at all? I just don't. I just don't do it, period. How long has it been? I don't know, like, probably since last September or so. I don't know the exact day. What do you think I got a calendar mark now? I think we're catching them in a lie.

That's what I think. No, good job, buddy. It's been a long time. Good job, buddy. We're proud of you. There's a tribe in Africa. that got addicted to jerkin off we're going to send you and ken down there okay i want you to be my brother-in-law ken what's your current brother-in-law like he's cool but not

ken kavin that's what's your thanksgiving like when you have to sit across the table from this guy i love him like when you have gone public you've gone public was saying i wish somebody else was dating my sister are you going to object at this wedding dude i might have to you want to show up with me I don't think I've been invited with you for Ken or you. Put you on a 250 yard in and it'll be over rolling up on that. I think Gavin's just living vicariously. Dude, don't say that.

That's what I was doing. What are you talking about? Gab, as much crap as we give you for not being a true redneck, I think you are trying to be a true redneck. There's no more of a redneck move. Dude, I don't want that. No, thank you. He's given, like, I mean, what an honor, Ken?

A redneck like Gavin? giving you permission to date his sister like that's like well as good as he gets but damn right ken it's all you man just make the right moves and learn how to swing an ax man that's a very selfless move of you gavin the only thing more valuable than that's a 12 valve i don't got one of those i might have to find one gavin barely has one of those yesterday oddly enough evan goes ben you think i'm a stinky boy now at 30 you should have smelt me at 13 i didn't change my underpants for 45 days. You did say that.

Because they were my lucky underpants. I remember them. They were from Old Navy. They were baby blue with gold with goldfish on them. Not the insides. And I don't know what made me decide that they were like my lucky underwear. And it was during the summer. So for whatever reason, I was just kept running them, hit them with a little axe body spray.

You didn't wash them once. No. And the craziest part about the whole thing, because I didn't do my own laundry. obviously, how did my mom not notice that there were no underwear in circulation? She probably was just happy. She wasn't washing skid marks out and she didn't want to ask questions. I finally had to retire them because the undercarriage of them literally just blew out. It was like, it was literally the outer seams and then like a middle stitch up the middle. It was like some misshapen thong.

I just had to. Oh my God. How long? How long did you? Dude, the worst thing is, is after that run, I think I sent him into the laundry. My mom's like, these things are shreds. You got to throw them on one. I'm like, no.

I got to keep those. You're going to sew them back up or what? I don't know. I think I, I think she washed him. I think I just, like, fired him back in the drawer and, like, they sat there for a while and told us too fat to fit them anymore. How bad did those smell after 45 days of wearing them in the summer? They smoke fine.

They smell like, axe, body spray. Do you guys remember when I didn't have a vehicle, so I was driving my mom? out back and then I blew it up. Which one? Yes, I do. I remember in Fargo. So I blew up that out back so I didn't have a car. And so I'll...

Neither did your mom. Yeah. So I drove her black car. Jake was such a little dick, dude. You'd blow his car and then steal his mom's and then blow that up. So I was driving her blackout back when she was like, okay, don't crash it or don't blow it up. Like, I need a vehicle. I'll just put competition subs in it instead.

Yeah, that's what I did. That's what I did. That's right. Dude, put competition subs in your mom's super outback. That she loaned you. You were driving your mom's car for two weeks. Starts flexing the windshield. You concrete's the backseat.

So let's not talk like license or anything. Let's just talk like practical application. I got in a helicopter. Yeah. What do you think the likelihood I get that thing off the ground safely? Zero percent. I know what the collective is. I know how the rudder works.

I know all that. flight simulator no yeah you you'd get it off the ground you'd be back on the ground in about six seconds not the way you want it to be so we get in this this bitch look at it look how big it is gas station in the world unbelievable everyone who do we got to go back and they actually make buckies bigger than this he got there ken fresh food fresh food all that one it was like one in the morning almost actually almost two I got to find Evan here There was furniture

My golly Yep they're selling furniture Here comes Ben and Evan And Jeff I'm like Uh oh better get over here You guys found your way here too I didn't realize chasing Haley were going to be here Ed how you doing

Look at this guy He was a shell of a human being Oh my good Oh my goodness So Ben starts choking him again beating him up If I fought back, I'd get fired. We went wide angle here.

I thought maybe video, this might go on the edge of this. She's smiling. It definitely should. Attack. I've never tap out This dude over here Didn't know what to think He's like

Are we cool And he's like I think we're cool What's wrong with you It was so inappropriate He goes back to Pan Then you're chasing them around out here Dude Ben Zoggin Did almost get bonked on this pole

Evan couldn't believe How much it cost it It costs If his head would have got bonked I mean, he was smacking that $13 sandwich out of Evan's hands. He dropped about half that sandwich on the ground out there. It was a sad sight. Dude, I don't know what got it.

Actually, I do know it got into me about 14 high-noons. Look at that run, dude. Speaking of cream pies, where are you taking Randy for dinner tonight, Ken? I don't think anywhere. I think Randy's staying right where he's at. Oh, boy. A little night in No I've never broken down in it though

The only time I did break down So I'm cruising up to Gunnison I start watching my temperature gauge It overheats or whatever I was like shit what do I do Pull on the side of the road And I'm like oh crap I never want to ask for help

But some redneck guy and his F150 stops He's like hey you need help Shit sure come help me dude I was like what is this guy actually going to do for me So we start looking at it F150 guy He can actually help me He's probably a city boy

and starts looking at you. Dude, you got a hose leaking right there. I was like, dude, what are we going to do? We don't have any freaking A's hardware stores near us. And he looks at me, he goes, you got a rubber? No, I don't got a rubber, man. What's a rubber? And he goes, me and the old lady got old rubber.

So it runs back to his truck. Old? Old lady, yeah. Used? Oh, no, no, not used. You said old rubber. I was like, damn, he's keeping this guy's... He's talking condoms.

Dude, I still have no clue what's going on. What are you going to do with a condom, dude? And comes back over. We take the hose off, and it was actually genius what we did. So then you put your pants back on. As soon as he finished, he looks my line in a jipy. He didn't fix my truck yet. My truck was still broken.

He comes back. Gavin's got his pants down. He's like, hey, what are you doing? No, no, no. Cheapest fix I've ever had. After the rubber was done, then the guy went to the back of the truck and he put a new hose on it. Gavin gets done and he kind of just chuckles at the guy. He goes, what are you laughing about?

And he hops back in his truck. It starts it up and goes, my truck was just fine. No, no, no, no. That's not how it went here. Okay, so you tell you, take the comment. When coming owners are in heat, they just pull over and put the flashers on? Put the gas cap out.

Luried in a little F-150. Looking for the city, boys. Dalton pulls up. Evan goes, let me sit in the mattresses. Let me sit in the driver's seat. Let me sit in the driver's seat. Sets off this tripod. Oh, my goodness.

You got to film a quick TikTok first. Dude, so we take the hose off. I'm like, all right, so we got to get splitting it. How do we fix this? Cuts the rubber in half. We wrap the rubber around, put the clamps on so that the coolant can still flow through, put it back on, ran all the way back.

to Gunnison, zero problems. Something I think about a lot, which goes back to you, is like, you have two kids. And eventually, like, I'm going to have kids. These guys will have kids. How much is having kids change the way that you operate in terms of a business? Obviously, it's changed your personal life, but like... All right, I'll tell you this. So, like, the first four months of having a kid, your first kid, it will take you and your wife to rock bottom. just because of the situation of losing all your sleep, you will lose it because you're going to be so strung out about keeping the thing alive. Long term, as long as you can set your wife up correctly to have, like, help. We have grandmas that help a lot, and you can get her that

free time to, like, spend time with you. It can not affect your work life too much. And you definitely have to sacrifice work life first to be with mom and baby because, you know, there was certainly a point where I didn't prioritize them enough. That doesn't help anything. And like the baby just multiplies all your issues. So if you have, for say, a drinking problem, the baby is going to take whatever your issue in life is and multiply it by 2,000 percent. Because that's what they do. They just make your life complicated because of the loss of sleep and what it does to your wife and things like that. So what I would encourage you to do is get to your point where you're not strung out and the businesses ran really well and you can rely on those trustworthy employees then have a baby and it's really

it's a great process. But no matter what, you're going to hit rock bottom at some point because of loss of sleep or any outlying issue you may have in your life. Like that's what babies do. I think it's actually designed part of the process is they're so difficult to raise. We in particular, I think had a tough baby, our first one ripped. For some reason, they just don't want to sleep or they don't want to eat. What it does to your wife is unbelievable because their mom brain is, I have to keep this baby alive and I love it so much. They won't prioritize anything but the baby and you're trying to prioritize other stuff and then it's just like, boom, it's crazy. Once you get through those difficult times, like right now, I know the kids are set. I don't stress about it at all the whole day.

It certainly is a process to get to that point. It's great. vice. Yeah, sorry, we're quiet on this one. We got nothing, dude. We're just like, no, I mean, I've seen, I've seen, uh, Maddie just like, you know, yeah, obviously she's always around and, and she's got the kids with and she's an awesome mom. I don't know if it was your mom or her mom, but they came up to us and, and told us last time we were, yeah, Rip loves watching the vids. I don't know whose mom it was, but it was either of, but like grandmas are absolute key. I mean, obviously some people don't have the luxury of having a grandma but like you gotta find someone that really cares for the kids to help the mom especially with

two and i will tell you guys this whether it's the helicopter the freaking the coolest thing you've always wanted in your life it will not hold a flame to the words dadda when your kid says dad there's nothing that touches it not the greatest freaking stark guard powered Ferrari with wings you've ever seen in your life the first six months Once it's like this little baby, you're like, okay, I get it, I'm a dad. When you walk home and that little guy says, Daddy! Nothing touches it.

I've heard so many times, like, when I broke my right foot, I, like, drove with my left foot. Because, like, what are you just not going to drive? And then I found out, like, a lot of people do that. I know there's different circumstances. It's legal, isn't it? I don't really think it would hold up if they did try to get you on it. But, like, so many people hurt their right foot. And then they're just like, yeah, it's been so inconvenient not being able to get around.

I'm like, really? You guys didn't hear Grandpa Ron kick cancer's ass, buddy. Let's go! Yeah, that was really great. That was really great. That happened. And you guys, rather, that was wonderful. How much do you think attitude plays a factor in it?

Oh, 95%. Really? I think so. I mean, you know, I would have days when maybe I wasn't feeling that great. And then I would start reading some of the stuff you guys do and some comments coming back and I thought what the hell am I doing feeling down these guys are great I mean people all over the world wishing me well why do hell do I want to be down when they're thinking about me and so that attitude just like that would snap me out of it

we've been getting tagged in a YouTube video it's basically a police cam footage from Wisconsin from Wisconsin they're chasing this this guy in a pickup that's running from them they finally catch him he happened to go out on the on the lake which happened to to also be thin ice the cops didn't want to go out and then he hops out they finally get him he's in the seaboys sweatshirt it's like the thumbnail it's the thumbnail and it's like kind of getting a lot of views because i think people maybe think it's one of our thin ice videos yeah i mean it does kind of like line up but i got to read you guys some of these comments i haven't seen this see boys video yet drunk driving on thin ice that one was good and then it was like this guy really

living life wide open but i almost feel like we should send this guy another sweatshirt yeah heaven had a pretty funny point i don't know if it's true or not but he goes that looks like the type of guy to just steal the sweatshirt from somebody else oh man i am on buddy's side you seem like a nice guy he just had a couple too many bush lights but yeah he did look like maybe he just grabbed it at a party speaking of music i was listening a song and this guy wrote this song about ford rangers His name's Rick Duff. And I believe it's on the Canadian version of, Oh, wow.

Is this America's got, or, well, Canada's got talent or is it the voice with the exes? Canadian's got talent. My four-ranger got everything I need. No, I ain't talking about that speed. Well, baby, she's getting drunk on that gasoline. My four-ranger hosts to be glad to see. Cheeto. Six wheels

You know that? Six wheels Wheel You didn't hear it My full ranger got Everything I need No I ain't talking about that speed Oh baby she's getting drunk

On that gasoline My full Ranger hopes to be like and see What's this But there's Wait wait what Are you fucking listen to the song? I can't hear a word in serious

I can't either Shut up He's name dropped us Can you put all your? on the TV? Yeah, it is. It's all the way up. What, dude?

That's so sick. By the time you get great at your sport nowadays, you no longer love what you do. By the time you get good enough to do what you love, you no longer love what you do, because these kids are starting. I mean, I started at four, but it was about having fun. Like, no one was pushing you. Oh, yeah, let's go. You're going to make a living doing this.

It was trying to push you the opposite direction. Like, what are you, you're wasting your time on skateboards and BMX and all the stuff. And now you can go to the Olympics doing this stuff. and it's gotten so much more difficult to be the best. You have to be so... It's taken a sport, in my opinion. I mean, motocross has always been around, but you have all these sports in freestyle and X games

that were all about having fun. Now you put it into the Olympics, and it changes the sport. Yeah. You know, the video parts aren't as big, but then, and we used to have a year to make a video part. You guys have to do a video part every week. Yeah.

It's tough. I think that there's like a certain type of person that uses the black ice, and usually it's like if you never, clean your car and it just smells so bad you have to cover it up with something Evan on the flip side mine's filthy smells like black ice no truck smells like there's mushrooms grown in there probably because it's a work truck Evan and it gets abused okay so throw a black ice in there for everyone else's pleasure that would not like now at first

so then I show up to to the shop every day hop out and I'm feeling loopy because it smells so bad. Well, I get like, okay. Why do you like it, Mike? I just think you're being a puss. No, no. I think that we have, I think that we have, uh, you know, a nice truck. It's got 2,000 miles on it. And it's already getting a black ice thrown into it. It still smells like new truck. The fat kid wheelies a quad. Um, that was the whole idea was based on, well, let's just, just wheelied his orbis. That was, that's where it started. Yeah. It's just like the end goal, you know. I have a million views, I think.

All for a burrito. Fat kid wheelies for a burrito. Jake is doing a wheelie and he's just got a little belly on. Just a little platey bit. Just a little ass cracking. Not too much though. Not too much. How do you're a gym shorts?

Oh no, it's Fat Kid rides with no shirt in freezing weather. 38 degrees. Jake's always been doing stuff with his shirt off though in cold environments. Yeah, it never changed. Yeah, no, yeah. Now you're just cold plunging. But he used to ride snowmobiles. with your shirt off everything you'd want to do shirtless we're like dude just put a shirt on

dude i accepted my body okay i was just like i am happy with it and everyone else is going to be too jake is just like a little pudgy like a little bit of a muffin top and we're like all right our resident fat kid we were maybe stretching that one a little bit but that's what made it so funny i think a lot of the comments are like he's not bad so funny i remember for a while C.J couldn't keep his shirt on either but like, it hasn't been like Hot. Dude, that wasn't. Like actually. Every time.

All right, we're about to start film and C.J. takes his shirt. I never did that. We're like, bro, what the fuck? Hey, what do you guys think about the, uh, Vitale? The YouTuber Vitale is more of a streamer now. Doing like all like the, uh, I don't know if you can say it on the podcast, but like the peto. Absolutely amazing. You see the one with the, we put them in the chair that broke?

No. That's my new favorite one. Let me see it. The chair. Let me see it. I don't know if I get, look it up. Yeah,

well, our TV is gone, but I did order a new one today. Where is it? It's downstairs. It's next to the other TV. Hooked up to Micah's PlayStation. Oh,

perfect. This is what Micah needs to be doing. But no, yeah, they just set them up and, you know, they do the celebration, but they give them this chair.

In the chair, look like the chair I was sitting in at Gavin's house out in Colorado. It's exploded. Kind of a heavyside guy goes down like a ton of shit. Wait, so they purposely gave him like a chair

that would break. That's pretty funny, dude. And what, so, like, this guy was, obviously he was trying to link up with, like, an underage person, and then they baited them in. Yeah, honestly, I saw this, like, on Instagram, like, the 10-second clip, but, yeah, I think that's the whole thing. They're just, like, online predators, they invite him to meet, and then they act like they, I saw another one he wanted, like, a Corvette or something.

Dude. Really? Yeah. I haven't watched any of these on an actual stream. I guess I just see the clips. but I've always wondered like how do they bait how do they bait these guys in they just put a like start chatting on them on a fake account

and then they say like I'm underage and all this and then once they proceed to go through with it then they're like all right we got one I think literally on Tinder or on Instagram whatever like if you're on Tinder you lie that you say you're old enough and then right away they'll be like oh I'm sorry I'm actually 14 and then people they just

want to take a seat yeah and that's like an action It's just like a little... Dude, that thing didn't even kind of break it exploded. Oh my god, dude. That is some quality content right there. They do that every time? Well, different, different friends.

Oh my God, that's funny. So I didn't know that they So that guy That guy clearly knows He's doing something wrong Yeah Yeah I think he knows He's meeting up with a young person

Did you see the one There was one Do another one I want to watch another one I saw a clip of like Acon coming in And he's like You got locked up

Yeah Acon coming Yeah Oh yeah He's like doing that And then Sway Lee There was one with like Sway Lee coming in

And he changed like The words To one of his songs It was like singing in this guy's face. What's wrong on this TV? As the guys get arrested, dude. Oh my god. Vitale is just ruthless, dude.

Vitale really made a hell of a comeback. He did. There he goes. Oh my gosh, dude. This is all live, too. Like that. dude i i think it's an amazing concept it's funny because like i the chair is funny sometimes i feel like to catch a predator is like yeah very they've been doing

that for 20 years yeah since since uh modern television it's just the next evolution of that doing it live is doing it live is a crazy concept yeah you know how do you know how do you know how it's going to go the guy could just be like you're right man sorry and then just sit down and not talk i think it's like one thing that like everyone can kind of relate on though is like it's fucked up i was gonna say that not it's not very polarizing because there's like pretty much no way to defend it yeah and like i feel like everybody is aligned and they're like you know it could be if it was for drugs back in the day people would be like well drugs are okay or drugs are bad but like this one there's just no everybody's just like yeah fuck this guy

what's like if you're gonna prank somebody like who's a better person to prank than somebody that literally everyone's going to agree on is this shit yeah like you don't want to put that breaking chair up to just a random person put to a pedophile. It's like it doesn't, yeah, they don't have any human rights. Evan, is your dad a gambler? Yeah, but he doesn't like really go to the casino much or

anything like that, but he rips scratchies. I'm just trying to figure out where you got your gambling behavior from. Well, you got a very addictive personality, C.J. That's true. I guess you're kind of just addicted to everything that feels good. Yep. I can't blame a guy for that. Yeah.

Have you guys heard of the cornbread mafia? No. Like, seriously, I think it's a thing. Because, like, why is every long John Silver still in business, but no one's ever there? It's a good question. Because they think it's a money laundered for the cornbread mafia. That's a thing. That's, like, an actual, like, thing.

What's a cornbread mafia? Sure. Well, I think it's, like, a thing of everyone thinks there's, like, a cornbread mafia that they made a lot of money selling, you know, a certain, like, what's, it's not grass, but it's. something like that, you know, and they dump all their money into Long John Silvers. Are we getting into conspiracies already? What are you talking about? No, seriously, this is the thing. No, I'm curious. What's been going on?

This is wrong John Silver. You drive by the buildings. And by the way, you can say drugs. Wait, you can say drugs? Yeah. Okay, so they sell drugs, right? And they take the money from the drugs. They put it into Long John Silver's. George, what do you know about the Cornbread Mafia? Because he just brought that up and that's your email, right? I thought you made that up.

Dude, he looks like, like a, what? What do they call it, like a capo or something? Look at him. Oh, he is. He doesn't want to come sit down with us. Did you just uncover something? George is real antsy right now. He walks it back and forth.

Speaking of internet drama, you know, we've been pretty vocal about the loss of someone real close to us. It's about like a hole had been ripped right out of here. Oh, my gosh. Oh, Lord. That sounds worse. Oh, Lord. For you. I'm going to let you settle that for you, maybe off camera.

Oh, Lord. But, yeah, peace has been restored in Cormor. I'm happy to say. A hole that couldn't be filled. I'm happy. I'm happy to say, without further ado. Oh, my gosh. So goddamn big.

Randy's back, ladies and gentlemen. We got our crash test dummy back, and we found out who's so on. A real low-life scumbag. It was an inside of shit. Randy's back, and he's already wrecking shit. His leg falling off again? Oh, we took the signed out. Ben, you're going to step on the sign.

Seriously, so heavy. It just really makes you appreciate how much work our buddy went through. We found out who took Randy just actually a couple hours ago. You know, we did the podcast on it last week, and two things. They said, you guys know where he is, and you're just making it seem like you don't, which was a lie, partially. Partially. Partially a lie.

The honest ones in the room did not know where he was. The good guys. Everyone that's not a zeal and zirat. Yeah. Basically, only the two, the two, like, real people who not a troll on the channel knew where he was.

Hey, you guys got us. Unbelievable. You guys got us. Turns of table there. Dude, for real. Oh, what was the second point? I lost my turn of thought there. I was just thinking about how much of a weas 11 was.

Well, were you just going to say people were either happy that Randy was gone living in their best life or they were mad. Nope, no, no. They thought that we took him or they thought that Jake's shirt broke at him. It was like one or the other. And yeah, so Randy has an awesome. always has worn bums and still does wear bums, but then broke his bums sunglasses at the skate park

and then was like, was sporting some new ones and then had these like kind of these extra new ones. And so Jake was just getting like, obviously Jake has him. He's in new bums. And I'm like, I don't know. Anyone could order bums. But dude, even I'm getting an adjustment by your dad the other day.

And then he's like, by Ben's dad. And he's like, so yeah, Jake's got Randy. Then that's pretty funny. And then I was like, does he? And he's like, well, yeah, because of the bums, you know. And I was like, I don't know. But anyway, a lot of people thought that Jake was the captor. Just because of the sunglasses.

Come to find out, we were actually all wrong. And the captor is currently sitting next to Michael right now. Off camera. And it was our friend Matt. Ken, you could probably just tear up the papers that you had filed. I think it might be too late. Sorry about that Last time you pull a prank on us, huh?

We're so positive around here And so negative on each other We're like, you're looking really good? You're looking really good I remember like I took my shirt off the other day And then, which this is a true statement Evan goes like Oh Mike you got a bit of a belly on you now

Yeah, but Mike has a crackhead belly He's got like You're meth monstered out But you still love beer So you're like flat And then you just got a belly And then, uh, and then, Evan, yeah, and a little barrel. And then Ben just like, just because you're skinny now.

He's so aggressive to say, I'm sorry. Yeah, that first of all, that was like a dick thing. And then, yeah, Evan's like, you got a bit of a belly on you, Mike. And then Ben just like, oh, he always has. No, he literally always has. It's not just a little bump. That's all it is. A little bump here.

Or I'd say more just California. than anything, but... Yeah, I've never seen anything like it. Dude, actually, you know what I'm hilarious, I do go back to Canada, and I hear, like, people talk, and I'm like, Canadian sound so ridiculous. Really? Like, insane.

How do they sound? Well, they're just, like, like, I'll go to the bars with my buddies, and they're like, hey, Spenny, come over here, buddy. Like, let's take a shot, eh? And I'm like, dude, I was like, I hope I didn't use to sound like that, because it's so bad. Honestly, like, now I get the South Park

memes and I never got it before because I lived there so I just heard it all the time like it was just normal yeah it was just normal but even now like I'll hear my mom or my dad say something and they're like they're like what are you talking about and I'm like what the heck like that's not right

then when you go back to Cali do you feel like the Cali guy sound weird yeah they do honestly like pretty much everywhere you go like even you guys have like your own little like lingo and like little key secret words and stuff and you have to like learn them and stuff. I don't know. It's kind of funny. Why is this dude got a GoPro recording him?

Can we not get him like an actual camera, Ryan? We don't know. Ryan. Ryan steals too much money to have that in the budget. We have the shriest quality camera. We got like seven cameras laying around here. We just toss a GoPro. We do. He's a big part of the podcast, too. He's a big part. Have you ever requested a camera? Dude's in fish eye. Well, it was an iPhone for a little bit. That was a lot better, by the way. Superview? No, it's the one where it, like, is super wide and then it, like, distorts your face. Oh, yeah.

But we put you to them in here. He's on Superview. How many podcasts have we done? And we haven't gotten Ken an actual camera. This is 135. Dude, the budget's tight around here. Yeah, because you steal all of it. Do you guys like holding babies?

No. I don't hold my nieces and nephews until they are old enough to take a fall. That's, I mean, super smart. I actually don't even think I've held, like, a newborn. born baby before like i don't think i've ever held one ever in my life i'm missing anything we can see where ben stands it was kind of like a middle finger to discovery because i went to them first because they wanted to keep doing diesel brothers forever and i just got tired of building trucks on the tv show it's the worst um and so i was like hey these are other things that we do recoveries and it's still

diesel brothers stuff and same vibe same people we're just out of the shop doing other stuff and they're like nope not going to work we don't want to do it doesn't work stick with trucks and so i was just like oh they didn't think it was going to work huh I don't know if they didn't think it was going to work. Discovery is just terrified to make any decisions because they have their box that they have to follow. It's like a format, right? This, this, this, this drama, high payoff, high stakes, blah, blah, blah. Every episode has to be the same.

And to break away from that, I think individually, all the people at Discovery know, but collectively, they can't make a decision to save their lives. And everybody's so afraid of getting fired because it just happens to that industry. Yeah, yeah. You go cast one bad show or you let a show get canceled earlier or whatever. you're gone. Yeah. And so people are just too afraid to make decisions.

Ken, did that girl ever call you from, uh, that washed your moped? She commented on the video. Really? You guys see that? Yeah.

I gave her, I gave her his number. Oh, good. If she did, my phone auto blocked it. Nice. That's Savage's F,

bro. And I respect you. As soon as I saw those eggs are back, I don't know if it would be too far. And I don't really use TikTok, but I want to like take a vid where I have like the Easter candy robin eggs. And I like, reach in there and eat them but i don't know so i'd be in the candy not the real eggs but i don't know

if some people would think that's too far that'd be hilarious that'd be the best kind of made me want to get it what the hell is wrong with you it's chocolate eggs it's nothing nothing wrong dude it is amazing every time i watch one of your videos you're still taking falls and i'm like this guy just keeps eating he just keeps he eats falls for breakfast it is actually insane every video I just blessed with it. I don't know what happened at some point. I must have crashed in the womb a couple times because I am ready to crash whenever.

I mean, we can go crash right now. Your mom had to have fallen down to stare or two. She must have been on a couple quads, three-wheelers, dirt by it. I mean, I'm just, I don't know. Gavin's first photo on a three-wheelers, his mom eating shit. Gavin in the belly. His boy makes a lot more sense now. That's where it came from.

Can I talk about the newspaper this week? I don't know. Are we talking about this yet? I mean, it's all over Facebook. I love right now that I was wondering the same thing, CJ, I was like, do, can we? And then I'm like, we can't talk about it? Ken's not going to bring it up. And then you did.

Well, Ken, how was your reaction to finding out you are running for mayor, even though you didn't sign yourself up? Genuinely surprised, but I shouldn't have been. Yeah. Considered we talked about it, what, two, three weeks ago. And I think the biggest thing was when we thought that only animals could sign up. We talked about it. Ken is an animal. Look at that guy.

See him on the 4th of July, dude. Who's line was that? Was that you were, or Cody, or someone said that. We said, I thought only animals could sign up. And then someone said to the group chat, Ken is an animal. As you guys know, we've explained the story many times before in the past. The mayor of Cormoron at one point for an extended period time was a dog.

Hence why we have that dog bark at the end. That was the mayor. He was famous. He was going on the Today show, all this stuff passed away. unfortunately like probably five years ago actually longer probably like seven and anyways the town has grieved they feel like it's now time to get a new mayor for cormorant there's a lot of dogs running for mayor i don't know who slipped ken's name into the ballot but ken is also running for mayor now and he made it into the top four so there's three dogs and then there's ken running for

mayor of cormorant ken you could be the fucking mayor dude I think we can, uh, we can potentially push enough votes through and... Exactly. I think it's going to happen. I mean, it's inevitable. It's inevitable. These dogs don't have a follow. No, they don't have a chance. What the fuck are the dogs you're going to do for the community around here?

Just shit. I just go out. Shit around. Like, fucking, they don't even pick up their own poop. Ken, Ken is going to make a difference. He's going to put around the bouts in. I got to ask, where did the eggs kennedict come from? I'm not going to lie.

I actually, Justin took care of, of getting you. entered in as and he wrote the bio that's just in humor mine would have been different and Justin did a great job but CJ said you guys should we make it a little more serious

because like this is you know I mean it's not like fake big deal this is it is yeah so I looked at the newspaper I didn't actually read it and then I took a Snapchat of it and put it down and then last night some like oh I'm running for mayor

better just not read this so last night like some some locals they walk up to me and they say hi eggs kennedics i was like yeah like what do you i've actually never i've never heard that either i clearly yeah all the way through either then the mail guy told me when he dropped really yeah yeah so you actually didn't read that text from what was your initial reaction no no i didn't uh i was like oh that's cool just a day in ken's life dude ken lives i had so many other things going on at the time i was like i can't process this i got to anyone else finding out that they are in the top four

of running for mayor and they possibly will be the mayor of the town would be like holy shit but Ken has been through so much so much you got to keep in mind Ken was just living his life and then one day his buddies just started filming him and now he's just

this world renowned superstar who can't go anywhere without getting pictures and is getting a prank pulled on him week after week for the past eight years but you know so this is nothing for Ken there's another day but

Yeah, I think it's just going to be You could be surprised that you Responded in that way Oh, that's cool But you're not surprised No, there's going to be one more thing With running for mayor Oh, you just wait

Do you want to win? Fuck yeah, I want to have Mayor of Cormorant in my Instagram Byrd. Ken Matthews for Mayor. Ken Matthews for Mayor Yeah, what's up with this? You know it's bad when I was at

You know, it's bad when I was at, you know, local ba you hear people talking about the weather and they go you guys ready for the storm this weekend and i don't really check the weather that often so i'm like oh shit that if they're talking that means it's coming yeah i heard the same thing i was like i had no idea it was going to be so much yeah apparently it's coming though dude everybody's freaking out over three inches i think well that's pretty good right yeah i mean three inches is a lot yeah you're working with a lot at three inches. What is one thing that you can also tell Ken and Gavin of the signs of a crazy woman to watch out for? That's pretty easy. I mean, it kind of years and I was married after my daughter's

mother, I would have been my third marriage. I was a clinical psychologist, right? She was? Yeah, that was her profession. Were you a patient? I became one. It was so regimented in what she's going to do at. Five o'clock, you can have a drink. Before that, you can't. I didn't not think. That wasn't gonna fly i would how the hell did you get to marriage it was the shortest marriage ever well her her dad was worth 20 million dollars oh it was the start you were gold digging well not really she was a beautiful woman besides then i i didn't play golf for a year and a half when i was married to not drinking till if i were not playing a golf really doesn't sound like me what the fuck were you doing i don't know actually what were you doing i don't i don't remember yeah you're done you ever thought

about doing no i'd rather uh stick to beats of strength i feel like so you farting in bottles take the bag if they're like listen we have so many women here that want to pay a premium fee to get some scandalous photos photos up here i'd be women i feel like if you didn't it'd be kind of sketchy this is kind of like a two-part question for me so you'd say no you're not you're not taking that bag because there's got to be talking about millions yeah but you have you You have to do, bro, you for sure could make millions of dollars, but sell your soul. Yeah, for sure.

At the end of the day, when you're, you got the money in the account, like, are you actually happy? Dude, I hate to say it, but if people, no one wants to see me. I can't sell out for only, like, fucking two people to buy the thing. You imagine? You sell out. I'm like, fuck. No one bought it.

This was supposed to be the exit. Now I don't have anything. See, J. The pod's like, fuck you. I'm leaving. Go follow my only fans. Next week. You're back.

But, uh, so this is my, yeah, you guys must not have stayed to the end. What heavies are to you is what Dalton is to Evan. Can't get away from it. You can't get him off your mind. I don't think that that is a good way to look at Dalton. Okay. Like, look at him. Now he's defending him.

No, I am not defending him. Okay. I just don't think saying I look at Dalton the way Gab looks at heavies. That is disgusting. Gab looks at heavies like Michael looks at hot dogs. I don't. salivate and have to waistband it when I look at Dalton. No, no, no.

I don't even look at heavies anymore. I'm just working on a, you know, a fitness program to make my girlfriend a little heavier. A fitness program, so what's that entails? Are you a cheerleader, bro? Lots of brownies and chocolate. Your quad guys showing, bro. I've never seen you so passionate.

I don't even like quads. Yeah, you do. Do we have a four-wheeler shirt around here? Take that dirt bike shirt off, dude. I might ride a. quad i ain't wearing a four really shirt i'm on the same account that you are for amazon prime i'm on the same account you are dude i've seen some shit you bought dude sorry you got to archive the sauna bucket last night when i was leaving now we do he says don't let your meatloaf

yeah i go see you guys don't let your meatloaf yeah and then uh what does that mean don't let your meatloaf it's just like a funny isn't there's no meaning i think i have an idea what it means like you know I don't let your meatloaf, like, like, I should be getting laid that night. That's by my girl, obviously. Right? Like, yeah, I mean. Don't let your meatloaf, like, it starts loafing, I'd assume, like, when it's boffing, like, laying around?

Maybe. I mean, like, it's not being put to use. It goes bad. It's just a fun thing to say. Yeah. Well, that's kind of what I took it at me. So I went straight to business when I got home. I was like, Evan told me not to let my meat loaf.

I'm not going to let him down. Here it is. No way? I just typed in, don't let your meatloaf. Urban dictionary. Here it is, urban dictionary. A sexual expression, one guy says to another guy or a group of guys when he is leaving. Oh, wow.

The response by the other guy is usually something like, don't let your bag, Drake, or don't let your carrot stick. It's a saying. No, no, it says a sexual expression. One guy says to another guy, so it's true. But I don't think it. I don't think it means what you just stated. I think it's just referring to his junk. So just don't let your meatloaf.

Maybe it means like, I don't know. Maybe it means just like keep it clean. And every time I would say, dude, just cash out and walk out. Because I've seen this dude up like a thousand bucks, maybe $1,500. And you always piss it away. Every time. Every single time. No, 95% fail rate.

So I thought that, you know, maybe I was being a good friend by telling him, hey, dude, just walk with this 500 bucks or with this thousand bucks. Like you are, you are walking out a winner right now. And then I'd look over and you're celebrating again. And I'm like, hey, how did he? How did he get more? I told you no gambling. How much did you win? A thousand bucks.

I'm like, fuck. Hey, good job, dude. I know I'm, I quoted this about 37 times the hangover line. Do you remember what it was? You never quit while you're on a heater. Exactly. I have a video of it, actually. Pop it up right here.

You never quit when you're on a heater You never quit when you're on a heater You never quit when you're on a heater So Mike, what's the deal with You got pulled over this weekend again? I did and I do have a deal Or are you guys It's a real good one

What was this number? Like what was the how many times now have you? This I believe is my 63rd get time And how many tickets do you have? Is it a lot of tickets? Like 15. Okay. So, like, pretty good ratio.

That's a lot. Dalton goes, yeah, he's got a fake chain to Evan. And that just struck a chord with him. And he was like, hey, fuck you, Dalton. Your ugly-ass blue truck. And then that struck a cord with Dalton. No, it was the vice versa, though, because he said something about Dalton's ugly truck.

And then Dalton just responded behind the camera. He's got a fake chain. That's what I thought was funny. Like he defended himself a few minutes later. I don't know what you guys had going on that day because, like, I came over, I think I came to pick up Eli from work and it was like, there was some tension.

Yeah. Even Justin came over for a second and a little bit sniffy. And goes, oh, Hosta was working. It was because Heaven didn't like the rap. There was a lot of tension that day. And I was like, I'm going home now. It's just funny that you noticed it because like that day in particular.

Big Ranch is, I'm going back to the farm. Yeah. Even I like, I, like, I, And he goes, I didn't know I couldn't have an opinion. And we're like, nobody fucking asked you for your opinion on a hundred things since we've been talking here, Evan. That's where we have a problem. You can give your opinion when asked. And then I think that's when Ryan was like, why can't we, why are we all how to be like this?

Why can't we just freaking get this thing done? I'm sick of everybody just bickering and bitching. And Evan goes, and that's when Evan goes, didn't know you couldn't bitch anymore. He was like, God damn. Evan's over there just right you know what you can you can bitch if you want that's a whole podcast we get into the the Dave sparks annual tally up on damage to vehicles it's incredible it is it really is yeah you back it up he's been saying that and then you just continue to back it up but it's not with your stuff which is amazing well it's like everything that you have keeps just working flawlessly

it's weird it's it goes back to stuff being dialed right it's not operator error it's just the stuff's got to be dialed yeah yeah oh i don't know about that. Hopton Cleaves and sand rail. Seemed like it was working real good for a long time. I tell you. I did the exact same thing. I mean, we're getting to it.

But after his, uh, big day of studs, pilot crash, he, he's like, we're like, Gab, actually, are you okay? Yeah, I'm 100%. And I go, 100%.

And then he goes, there's 75. I love cages. Dude, yeah, piles up the pilot. My favorite part about, uh, the three-wheeler crash. Well, at one point, he couldn't find the bumper for the three-wheeler was lost. Up his...

And he had pooped himself. He hit the ground so hard. So then we were cracking jokes. Like, maybe the bumper is, in fact, up in his butt. But he made the joke like, oh, I poop myself. It's funny. Whatever. He hit his butt hard.

Well, about four hours later, he was working down in a hole with a shovel, and he was bent over his underwear or hanging out. So I was like, ah, I'll give him a wedgey. That'll be funny. Turns out, he really did poop his pants. My God. Oh my gosh, I haven't seen this video. I mean, play him actually jumping right here.

Like, this alone is sketchy. Can we run the audio after he crashes? That's the best part. Like everything he does is sketchy. Ouch. That one hurt him. Oh, my boathole. My boathole, my boathole, my boathole.

Oh my bonged, I feel like I poop myself. Oh, freaking hey, dude, that was a good crash. How to look to you? Talk to me, I've been struck. It looked really bad, bro. Did it really? Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to laugh. That was fricking gnarly.

I feel like to poop myself. I'm sorry. Holy drug. That was a good one, bro. What'd you think? Dude, I'm barely recovered. Pulled the hamstring pretty bad. Did you actually in that barefoot?

Exactly. Did it barefoot? No. What? Say it. Gab, I know that you went out with the intentions to barefoot, but being the ski never left. I don't think you tore it barefooting.

You tore out of water skiing. He was attempting to bearfoot, though, when he did it. Did you tear trying to get up? I popped it. No tear. Hopefully no tear. Trying to get up. Not good.

That's how you did. Yeah. I would have figured your gnarly fall would have been... I don't know what it was. I think I'm too fat, man, because I was just fighting that board the whole time trying to get up. Dude, barefooting is just like the gnarliest thing to me. The fact that people know pretty much know the outcome of it.

Like, you're not nine times out of 10. You're going to end by just eating shit really hard. I think it's amazing. Unsafe water sport you can ever do. By far. Yeah, there's like pretty much no safety precautions. Nothing whatsoever. Like the most.

I guess protection that you can have is, like, how thick your wet suit is. That's about it. And how hard you took your chin, apparently. Yeah, dude. So what do you think the key is? Well, the key for this one is, you know how it's, you guys know about the kidney being layout, right? You know that the race goes down.

Yeah, it's the best. A lot of crashes. Ken took out like three barrels. Oh, that's right. So, dude, he was the most entertaining racer on the track. I know. Sometimes, see, that's the thing. Some people bring the show.

Some people come to win. I can see why, yeah, you keep inviting us back. Yeah. Yeah, because it ain't for the competition aspect of it. I don't think anybody's cut out to be Evan. And I was just thinking, man, heavy is the head that wears the crown. Everybody wants to be the king until they feel the weight of the crown. This is nothing, Rich.

Just wait until it's Monday and it's time to film. That's when everyone else would bow out of being Evan. That's what divides Evan from being, you know, that's what divides the phonies from being the real deal. You can't just have long hair and shave in a goatee and be Evan. Yeah, just drink all weekend. And then you'd think, oh, I'm Evan. I couldn't handle it after 12 hours. I'd get rid of that thing.

So what did you dislike about being Evan the most? Like you, because you did not have the goatee for very long. You're always complaining about stuff. It's always other people's problems. You can only be a piece of shit for some. I'm just excited because I've always thought those quads are so sick. Never rode one. Did it for Evan?

Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Clip it. Put it out there, dude. Evan thinks squads are sick. I got, no. Yep. Yep.

You said it, dude, I heard it. I think Suzuki's are sick. Nope, I heard. I've always thought those quads were sick. Yeah, dude, you think quads are sick? No, that. New t-shirt. Quads are sick.

That quote. Evan. When Evan's like signature underneath it. Can we make it? Quads are sick and then signed off by Evan. All, uh, Micah, you got to design it. We'll have it up by, uh, next Monday. I was thinking about this, right, that houses have quadrupled in value.

And, uh, I feel like it's price. Not value. Yeah, price. Sorry. I feel like it's really the golden. No, I appreciate that. This is comedy educational. Mike is like a real-time auto-correcter on your phone.

Correcting it in the way you don't want it to. Grammatically correct. You try saying, fuck, and he correct it to duck. Yeah. Yeah, that is the best way to put Mike. No, because like I just corrected Ryan like 100% legitimately and I wasn't. And then he's like, no, actually. Yeah, I know, but it's when we're saying something.

you go no and then you correct us every fucking time every time dude every time literally i don't even let you guys talk around here it's mostly when they're trying to tell a lie for a story and then you're just like no thank you ken thank you yeah thank you ken for clarifying tell a lie i don't know if we can talk about this on the pod but did you guys fucking watch the debate oh yeah bro dude i've been getting so many that was so many just videos from it and it's amazing that that was that was like actually something that happened that was great tv in my was it i couldn't watch it god it's so entertaining it literally it's like a south park sketch it's just so it is yeah i got served like a south park real right after i was watching

debates and it was like all right the giant douche against the turd sandwich that's an old one yeah yeah i was like dude man what is it reality imitates art art art imitates reality or whatever it is. If a South Park sketch hasn't happened yet in real life, it's only a matter of time. No, it was genuinely entertaining, though. I'm only about halfway through it. It was like a movie.

Like, I would say if you have an hour and a half, like just sit down a while, it's just genuinely entertaining. Wow. Here's my opinion. Like, the Democrats knew what they were doing. They were throwing Biden to the wolves. There's no way that they thought that was going to go.

I'm surprised they let it go. They want them to maybe step down, like whoever's pulling the strings. So they were like, oh, yeah, yeah, let's win a hundred. percent send them to a debate early enough so then like they can put newsome in i don't know if you watch like the commentary afterwards but that's the only thing people were talking about i think it was CNN that was the one that was like broadcasting it and before they were talking about how like

yeah this is going to be a great thing earliest presidential debate in history it's great and then immediately after they're like yeah that was a big and that was a bad idea yeah i don't know though like why would they agree to do that if there wasn't some like hidden an agenda like that it's still like a month or month and a half out from like the convention like still technically has been nominated as the yeah i think this was like a trial to see like if he if he had the chops or well that gives us enough time to maybe get somebody else in there yeah because like it makes no sense to me like i'm just trying to make sense of it in general you can't avoid it for forever though you know like it's inevitable how do you like avoid it for

forever so they probably just had to start they had to eventually face it head on i don't know you know I'm not going to take sides on either side. It was great TV. That's all I got to say. Yeah. I mean, it's basically just like college. Exactly. It's kind of like the college thing, too.

I think that all the time of like kids that spend, you know, 50 grand on college and then they're not willing to spend 500 bucks out of something to start their business. Exactly. Which is insanity to me, dude. I see people all the time. Oh, man, that's a huge investment. It's like, wait, you just spent $75,000 that you got nothing for that you're going to spend the next 20 years to pay off and you're telling me that having a mentor or having somebody help you is not worth

it you're a fucking idiot it's because society has been just like trained to think that college is like such a safe bet but it's really it's not no it's the worst thing you could possibly do if you do not have purpose and like a path i also don't think like being an employee is bad though like oh i don't know the world you know needs that too like not everyone is meant to be like an entrepreneur and that's a hard conversation to have and a business owner and it's just like it's the truth like I I tell my girlfriend that too like she's like one of the hardest working people I know but like she's not that much of a savage and like he kind of just got to be like in business and I'm like you I think are too nice to be like a business owner like that you know

you got to snap necks and cash jacks sometimes yeah well you know this is what I would say because a lot of people ask, can anybody be an entrepreneur? The answer is yes, but there are entrepreneurs that are born and then there are some that can be made, not a lot, but there are some, but it's a really, really quick test. And it's this. Would you rather sink on your own ship or sell on somebody else's? And my answer is, I will sink on my ship all day long before I sell on somebody else's ship. And that's why I have to be an entrepreneur. Yeah. I looked up the Denver Nuggets. uh, roster.

Uh-oh. I was just good. I was just, why do they? Why, what's that average height on the starting line? It's kind of funny

because their starting point guard is Russell Westbrook. Oh, no. Russell Westbrook's brother, I heard was hitting on your girlfriend. Oh, there we go. Greta,

yeah. Oh, shit. How does that feel in the ego? This is who Ben looks like. He looks like. Michael Schofield from the show Prison Break. It's such a good show. Prison Mike.

You do. You look a lot like him. I've actually been getting that a lot. And then CJ kind of looks like Cayew. Damn. That guy's pretty famous. Yeah. It's cool.

Look how perfectly circular his head is. He's got more of a bowling ball head. He's kind of got drip in this picture, too, dude. I should dress like him. That would be funny. This is funny. This is not a crash. Turn up, turn up.

Just break it Ken's first Tesla, dude They said crunch down, crunch down I'm getting in the Ken's frunk of his Tesla Crunch down, I'm like, I can't Oh my God No way No way

No way, get it, get it, get it It Get it, get it Yes Hold on I open it Wait, wait Oh shit, it doesn't work I can't get it to go

It's actually jammed. Go open it. Oh! No. Open it, Ken. Oh. Dude, it fucking wasn't opening. That could have been so bad.

What do we got going on here? All right. So your sister sent this to me after last podcast when you surprisingly started backing up fruit booting, a.k.a. rollerblading. This guy thinks everything's Cheeto, but then all of a sudden you bring up rollerblading, the actual, one of the more Cheeto things are, that's not Cheeto. That's not Cheeto. Not Cheeto. I'm like, what?

You're going to say that's not Cheeto out of all the other things you walk around all day and call Cheeto. If they're out there getting after it, why is that Cheeto that some kid is passionate about riding his fucking rollerblades? If someone's out on a Harley riding wheelies, enjoying putting on a thousand miles, that's not Cheeto. No, you just combine two things. If you're doing wheelies on a Harley, not Cheeto. If you're going bar to bar with your belly hanging out on the Harley, that is Cheeto. All right, what do we got with these fruit brewers? So his sister sent me these

And don't call them that That's offensive to Evan Is it? Yeah It's not offensive to me at all You call them fruit booters up north Dude I'm glad I've never heard fruit booters That's new It looks like you're on a scooter here

Dude that was the most legendary Skokay Youth Center No well yeah It's middle school That's a nice little four set Nice Bar spit This is an edit

Damn I didn't know you were Is this a sponsor me video This looks like it was a year before we Oh, what? Did I remember

making that? That was sick, actually. From the, I don't even know what they were called. Like, it looked like a cassette

that ran in the camera. Oh, it was a disc. And then hooked that up to the TV and had the VCR and the VCR was attached to the TV.

Like, it was a one piece deal. And then like, there was a mad delay. So it was so hard to like. You were at, like, pausing and stop. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the next one, I think we've already had this on YouTube. No, Evan Chef's done. Bido. I'm surprised this hasn't gotten more videos.

No, we've done this. We haven't seen the Speedo one. You're in your rollerblades with a speedo on. What? Yeah, we were just super bored. Oh, my God. Wait, that's you. Oh, my God.

What do you call that trick? That's the definition of fruit booting right there. That's an air hump. That's the definition of food boating. You're air-humping. Dude, I used to run a speedo and a orange ski mask and hit the street. This is why he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Scooter and rollerblading sick.

Dude, that's not Cheeto. That's insane. Is the camera shaking because the guy's laughing so hard? Gab, can we talk about how you don't, you're not with your girlfriend anymore or no? Are you ready? Can we actually? So, Gap's girl piled up half an NBA basketball team. No, don't.

Don't hold it to the audience because you met this gal on the show and now, you know, you guys have gone your separate ways, but you had a pretty good run. Had a great run. Like longer than anyone expected. And what's that mean, nothing. It's just like, it's like,

you know, you look at these game shows, these love shows, you don't think that the people are actually going to, you know, handle a relationship from it. And I mean,

you, how long was it, seven months? Seven months. I found love. I mean, you guys did help me find love. It just wasn't the right fit.

So it wasn't. She was a nice girl, though. She was an awesome girl, but just didn't like three wheelers quite as much as I thought she did. It's always the three wheel. Yeah,

Gav, I remember you bringing up that you were trying to thicken her up, but she wasn't getting thick fast enough. I don't think she liked that part either. I can't imagine why. Just mashed potatoes, that's it. I can see Gav adding three extra sticks of butter to, like, every meal. Food that doesn't even deserve butter. Dude, she was freaking awesome.

It just wasn't, you know, just didn't completely go together all the way. So, now I'm on to hopefully finding a new redneck gal. I thought you were going to say bigger things. And that too. Not better, but just bigger things. Definitely not better. Dude, honestly, her loss. Where else is she going to find a half-ass redneck with a twike and a 12 valve?

She's not. I mean, you can't find that, right? One of a kind guy. Not with all those NBA players. She's hanging around. I'll tell you that. Like you always say, she ain't a lady unless she's 280. Damn right.

Thank you, Ken. I'm going to keep that in the back of my head. Brother, she traded in the 12 valve for a Rangerover or Rolls Roy's. Wack. Browack is right What's that about bad? Yeah, what's up with her? I don't know, man.

I don't know. I'll stop be thinking straight. You have to pull with that shit. No, I mean, what the heck's that about? Full valves forever. Us three get through, and then the rest of these guys were at the back of the TSA line,

and we get on the airplane. They close the doors. These guys didn't make the flight, right? So you have to go and get a new flight and usually they can get you out that day. Well, CJ gets on that flight, and he was the last one to get out of the last open seat. When I called,

had one first class left and I was the one on the phone but I was calling for me and Mike like we have one ticket on first and I'm like I'm really like to keep both of the he's like whatever both both they had a few generals but he was like I'm not riding general right in the back of mine not only like I really wanted first class I have never been there before I don't know what that's like but I couldn't I couldn't just ditch Mike like that courtesy well so CJ gets on the next flight And then Mike and Evan get basically pushed to the next day. They basically went on vacation in Florida for a little bit.

We could have got home that day, but it would have turned into, like, I'm pretty sure, like, 12 hours of flying all around. It took me 16 hours to get home. You guys could have booked a flight on a different airline and gotten home the same day. We wouldn't have made it. But it would have, like, not even been the same day. Either way, we would have saved like six hours, but spent the whole day flying instead of sitting by the pool drinking. And that's exactly what. what they did.

Dude, I was so confused because I was checking and find my friends to figure out where you guys were and you were still in the airport. I go, they don't fly out until tomorrow. What are they doing in the airport? I don't know the Tampa airport has a pool.

And we did know that like we could probably save money on the hotel by leaving the airport. You know, a 7 a.m. flight the next morning. We wanted no chance that we could miss that flight. Like we need to stay at the airport. Yeah. No,

I was still on my sober kick. So it didn't make it a little harder. Evan's just getting swanked. And I'm like, you know, that's right. I'm enjoying the sun. So, yeah, Mike is probably a better judge of how many times he asked for sunscreen that, Evan. It is crazy when you are sober. You just remember everything.

It's a wild thing. I am so down for you to play this car, but you so certainly used sunscreen two times from that lady. We talked to her all day. I did use sunscreen two times. Oh! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he said, he said, you didn't ask that lady two times for sunscreen? No, I did not.

I only asked for it once. God, Mike, you are such a piece of shit. No, you are. Dude, what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? I only asked for it once, but I used it twice. Yeah, that's the truth. What is wrong with you, Mike?

But I got to tell the story. You would be a great lawyer. You know that? Sure. You know that. He's so literal. You are so. I didn't ask for it.

She gave it to me. Yes. The second time I just walked. up put my hand out. Yeah, I didn't say anything. So legally, I didn't ask twice. Oh, yeah, Evan was so drunk. This is true.

And I never said that either. He said that you were so drunk. We check Evan. We check Evan in. Dude, we are doomed. Like, our generation, like, if it keeps going the way it's going right now, our kids are not going to inherit anything. How long until you think, like, the next World War III?

Literally right around the corner. really within the year or two really if it does happen yeah i really hope we don't come back to this clip and be like frankie was right well i mean there's not going to be much to come back to if it is a nuclear war are you a pessimist about everything just when it comes to trust yeah like what i'm being told from never trust anything you're hearing from mainstream news your parents tell you this or you figure this out on your own conclusions like do you have have you been ripped off many times yeah where were you Hurt first. Hurt first.

Yeah. Well, I mean, just the constant bombardment of lies from mainstream media. From that one. And even history. History books in general. It's just so many lies. It's like, how do you trust anything they're saying now?

I guess I don't, but I also don't like care enough to like think about it. Yeah. Yeah. And if the kids aren't going to inherit anything, what are we going to do with Mike Subaru? Yeah. That's the whole reason he built it, dude.

He can't fucking sell that thing. The whole plan is to hand it down multiple genera. I said it so many times, too. I was like, oh, I'm never selling that thing. It's going to my kids. Interesting. I have this one kind of a dumb bitch on my phone named Siri, so they're not all named. Do you guys use it?

My series is a dumb bitch, too. Never, ever works. Ever, I guarantee you. Watch this. Hey, Siri. Well, nothing. I have that turned off because that shit's annoying. No, my just doesn't listen.

How funny was it when that table came up in wine night? Bro. And, like, sandwiched. Ken and Evan, I kind of avoided it. That shit. And you kind of avoided it in the back. Yeah, was in the back. But, like, Ken and Evan.

I was crying. Head at the ceiling of the limo and the table squishing in between. That was the most jackass thing I think that's ever happened on our channel. I've said that before. I think the airport is the safest place that you could ever be in America. Safer than, like, the U.S. embassy. It really is. The airport is the safest place because they scan everyone.

You know that nobody is, like, armed. Yeah. And then what happens if they, you know, like, what are you going to do? Run out the, the gate? Yeah. Oh, true. There's like nowhere to go. You're just believing it's called security theater.

Oh. Like people sneak shit through that all the time. Like there's some bad stats, but like how much people like can sneak through TSA and get away with it. What do they sneak through like? How? I can't even sneak through my. Like people have snuck stuff through and then they realize like after security. Oh, how did I get through?

But that's what I'm wondering if it's like an unintentional thing and then it goes. into the stat like that's not you guys see that like they run tests where like they'll they'll purposely send people through with stuff just to see if they get caught and there's like some stat where it's a sting operation this percent of people got through and they didn't catch them what do you think is safer probably any government building I guess I didn't think about that hey we know you probably hit play to escape your business banking not think about it but what if we told you there was a way to skip over the pressures of banking By matching with a TD small business account manager, you can get the proactive business banking advice and support your business needs.

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They probably just don't want people to go. I think the volume of people going through there is just so much lower. Or, you know, like over the holiday weekend, I think like 400,000 people flew through that day through the U.S. Well, you think that a government building, though, more of a target. Yeah, more of a target. Yeah, they got more of a reason to keep it secure. Rich was busy trying to be like Evan because it was raining and he was hanging with Evan. He was dressing like Evan.

In terms of like trying to be Evan, the things he was doing, God bless you, Rich, was like the fun best parts of being Evan. Like, you know, just going to the bar and drinking. So he was doing that the whole time He's all larried up Quite frankly, can't handle as much booze as Evan And uh Dude is such a lightweight Yeah, so like three in the morning

This dude comes home I don't even know if he really knew what he was doing You can see it on the security cam video He's walking He like kind of like side-eyes the GTR Just looks out of all the cars there Yeah, he just kind of like side-eyes it And then he just like kind of walks back in

Like out of frame And then you see him just open the door sit down, starts the thing, floors it as it's like starting, gives it like two revs to the red line as it's starting. That'll do it. And then just like turns it off, just hops out, puts his hands of his poxs, like walks away. He straight up did a hit and run on his GTR. Yeah, I'm not sitting here like watching the security cameras, uh, you know, until things like this happen. Then I go back. The next day, I go to start my car. It is sounding absolutely terrible. I'm like, what the freak? Like, I hadn't even driven the thing.

I didn't even driven. How did it break sitting here? It drove fine before, when I parked it, you know, I'm like, what the hell? I guess something weird happened. I start running, like, the check engine, you know, I can scan the engine. It says cylinder six misfire. Oh, no. I'm like, fuck.

So I backed the thing out, whatever, it's sitting there. Like an hour later, I started again, and it's running fine. Oh. It's not doing the noise anymore. It's not whatever. And I, like, had cleared the code and everything. And then I drove down the road. I didn't drive it far.

Maybe I should do a little bit more driving on it to double check. But I drove it down the end of the road and back, and it seemed to be fine. And I checked the security cam footage because I'm like, I wonder what, like someone had to have done something. This doesn't just happen. And I find Rich flooring it. Can we play the video here?

I really want to see this. My favorite part of the whole thing is after this all happened, CJ posted the video of it knocking. So it's got the gnarliest knock. Rich was all nervous. So, yeah, Rich was unquestionable. Rich kind of like pulls me aside and goes, dude, you don't think like, he's starting up CJ's car like has anything to do with it knocking, would you?

And I'm like, starting it up, no. Is that all you did though? Well, I mean, like I gave it. I revved it like a little bit, but like that was red line. That was it. And I was like, I don't know. It's probably got something to do with it though. He was like, oh, okay.

Yes. I say something to him and I was, and I literally. go, if what you're telling me is true and you just started it up and you revved it a little bit, I can't imagine that's the problem. So I probably wouldn't say anything if I were you. Because I was like, if that's not the problem, you don't want to get in CJ's head and then he's going to start overthinking that. And I was like, it's probably unrelated. And then I see this video and go, are you fucking serious, bro? Rebbing it a little bit. Yeah. It was just two good revs, but it was to the red line and it was right when it started. Like it had, it was just

starting to the red line and then he killed it. So I think what happens is he fouled out one of the plugs because it just got loaded up, sat, went to start it. Yeah. Like no vehicle that you do exactly that, too, is going to like it. Yeah, so then, let alone a modified, and it was run on 91, so it's running a little bit more rich. If it was on E85, it'd run a lot better.

But so anyways, I started messing with him. I was like, yeah, dude, like, it's not looking good. Like, I might need a new motor. And, like, I'm like, fucking with him, like, leading up to it. Yeah, he's just like, oh, damn, dude. like that sucks and I'm like keeping quiet

because I thought he was gonna be on the pod so I just kept fucking I'm like yeah man like pretty bummed about it like gonna need a new motor I think it's gonna be like 40 grand GTR motors aren't cheap

he's like all right how many tracks do I have to build the sea boys to be square with him crank it up Then he disappears for a little... He's looking at it. He's trying to figure out to open up the door handle, dude. Just kills it.

Just kills it. hobbles out that was it huh yeah it wasn't too bad you know I think he just loaded them up it was literally on for like three seconds

it was almost like a beater car when you like started with the foot to the floor or like a rental car yeah yeah maybe it's just best to be loose though you know don't take it too serious

it depends you don't want to be loose in all areas CJ well that's true that's true that's true I like a Dalton dude I'm looking for like agricultural farm.

What animals would you recommend we get? And then Ken will take care of them. Because like I just could see Ken up early in the morning milking the cattle. You can get any egg. Before you say an answer, that's a bull. Ken,

no, we know that. You know that. Don't want Don't drink that milk Yeah You might want to audit this But I think if you're going to have animals around

Ken, don't have sheep Man, did Ken get done dirty? Keep them coming. That's what you said to the cow. Yeah, I think we need at least like a mini horse over there. You know, something that's like kind of low maintenance. There's no way you're going to get me to ride a mini horse.

I'm thinking like... You would ride a mini horse? We'd get normal horses for all of us and a mini horse for you. I know. It would become a meme so quick. Like I just know better. How fucking funny. Everything cowboy boots with a little hat on. Why is it a little hat? I don't know. It's a little hat. It's a little boots.

His little buckle. At Mike's Inconvenience store. Oh, that's funny. That's funny. Because obviously this is not going to be a real thing. because it would be a horrible business thing. But Evan said, Micah, you need to open up and run Mike's inconvenience store. And then we just started brainstorming, like, of what that would look like. Well, like, the prices are just good enough that you are going to deal with the inconvenience.

Right. You can only pay in cash or change. You can't pump your own gas. Yep. You have to have, like, a membership to shop there, but it does an auto renew. So you have to, like, re-sign up for it every time. Every month. Yeah, fully fill out all the paper.

You have to pay. for the membership in quarters only i send out emails with coupons like every day and the expiration date is always the day before i sent it you have to use a quarter to get your cart out of the cart lock yeah that'd be a inconvenience i feel like that's the best way that we could have a dog is just like a neighborhood dog that rolls through you guys kind of do we were just chilling on the couch and you had dog walk in earlier oh yeah that's a neighbor's dog they asked us to try to send it away because they don't want it hanging out here around their own crowd you know breadfully so that influence is Blame him there.

Starts coming over at 10 o'clock at night every night. Start hanging out with Evan. Nothing goes straight to the peanut butter cabinet. Yep. Whoa, whoa, chill. Yeah, honestly, yeah. We could wait or do it right now. But like, it's his birthday today.

I don't know. Fired up about it. Let's do it. Let's wish him a happy birthday. I already texted him, but I bet he is either at the bar or he's laying in bed. He's 100% of the bar. You're going 100%. Yeah.

There's no. chance that he isn't at the bar. I'm going to 50-50. Hi, Ev. What's you doing? Hot box in the dawn. We're here live on the Lifewide Open podcast. What up? Happy Birthday, bro. What do we got going on today, boys? Well, we were just talking about

you and how it's your birthday and how we miss you. Yeah, I miss you guys. Kind of sad I'm out there. I think me and Mike were getting into trouble. That's very least yeah fuck it have you should come back been home for three hours

should I Nicky's like no driving the don't yeah dude there was snow on the ground this morning it was crazy yeah how'd that drive go

oh I just didn't drive it I drove the truck but now the snow melted back in the don't he's got his sports car out there any other fantastic news you have otherwise we will let you get back to your birthday oh man i really wish i had something better for you fellas that's okay buddy have a great day don't let it all right love you guys yeah don't let your meat loaf that's what's interesting

you know i don't i don't really want to like out my mom she's such a sweet lady but even she and very honest even she's like anything i could do to get out of journey well how's the maintenance been now like after this you guys yeah what do you like you do anything you don't even have to like take maintenance of your body like you don't have to shower or like anything like that when you're bald really you just quit eat healthy you don't have to do any of that yeah wow yeah yeah should go bald no it's nice because uh like i'll i'll sauna when i get home from work and then i shower after that go to bed and some clean sheets maybe it's gross that i do this now but there's no reason to shower in the morning ev you'd love this oh you're right

i've got hair though but yeah but i guess it wouldn't make much a difference you know you're not a big shower anyways guy i swear i take just as many showers a week as you if not more you're you're counting them by the week not by the same that's how we know the numbers low yeah i shower two times a week kenjamin yeah that's that's where we start i mean kenjamin we gave you a lot of power by giving you the world's smallest pontoon i mean that thing is an absolute magnet it's a lot of responsibility. We'll slip that thing over. I'm glad that you understand the responsibility that you now hold. All the women at the sandbar were just locking to that thing. Yeah, I want to know, like Ryan and I weren't there. I want to know how it started. You know, you troll over there on the world's

smallest pontoon. Ken showed up. Yeah. And the rest happened. Really? Yeah, that was about it. It was like the first domino that sent the rest falling. It's like Ken shows up. All these guys on their big, long, expensive pontoons are kind of like, what's, what's going on here? And then like, why is this guy so little all of a sudden they're like oh this guy needs some help anchoring down so everyone's helping them because everyone wants to get around this thing oh wow next thing you know the guys leave their wife stay and then that is a very accurate description and then and then not only was it was it wives but then like these younger girls start coming on yeah my girlfriend my girlfriend actually ended up over there for a little bit that was pretty disturbing yeah that was

a scary part i did notice there was a couple women on there that were taken so there was a good Yeah, but I was, like, what am I going to say? You know, like, I gave him the present. You know, I were just dealing with the repercussions at that point. Exactly, right. Yeah, so Ken's got all these girls on. One girl's kissing them and stuff. Really?

Oh, it was. Wow. Yeah, it was pretty awesome for Ken. You missed the event. This is actually probably a good time. Ken, I got a question for you. Fire away. We had Friends Giving a couple weeks ago, and everyone was there except for Ken.

Some other people, they did a chili cook off, and I went to that. I was going to go there for an hour, and then I was going to go to Friendsgiving. And then it just turned into a lot of shots, and I didn't want to drive the 30 minutes into DL where Friendsgiving was. So I had to write that one off. You got some heat from the girls, Ken? Yeah, the ladies were pissed. Well, I'd rather take some heat from the girls than a Dewey. They're pretty convinced that you're mad at them or something.

Well, I mean, no, but. Yeah. What? Because they've been exploiting me on their TikTok page. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and they couldn't do it that night. Yeah. Let's just say Greta was more upset than anyone.

Why? Because she missed out on some TikToks? Yes. She had, yeah, let's just say a whole plan for it. Can you imagine her shaking you at like 1 a.m. being like, this just isn't pulling the views I was hoping. Of course, Ken didn't show up. Yeah, no, Greta was like telling me all these different TikToks that she wanted to film.

And she always wants me to hop in on them because for some reason. I wonder why. They do better. They do better. but thankfully she got Ken to hop in on some of them when we were in Nashville and they exploded they did they did insane numbers so Greta doesn't even ask me anymore she's like what do you think Ken's doing you know it's who the thumbnail guy is she's like you should invite Ken over you're a little worried about that do you think Ken no Ken go for it so when we were

looking for somebody to fill the position you know we had it posted out there and and Justin actually reached out because you saw the listing yeah I saw the listing And I was like, because you just happen to be looking for a new job or additional work? I wasn't even looking for a new job. And the whole backstory of it is when we were going out to out to IWorks for the Super Bowl, my wife Megan and I were talking about it. And like, you know, it's so cool to see all the guys like be as successful as they are and how much the business has grown.

It's like so cool. And she's like, if the opportunity ever arose, like, would you ever like want to get back on the team? And I was like, yeah. I mean, if it ever like came about, like I would love to be able to help out and see what they're doing. do whatever I can. But a couple weeks later, I saw the listing. I just saw it. I don't know if it was on Google or wherever, but I was just like, huh. Indeed. Yeah. And so I just asked you, I'm like, hey, I'm working from home. Like, I've got spare time. Is this something that you want me to do in the spare time that I've got until you find the candidate that you need for it? And then, yeah.

Well, when you were like, yeah, so you text me and you go, hey, have you found anyone for that merchandise manager? And I was like, yo, CJ, I think Justin's got somebody. yeah we were sitting there yeah which we had actually a fair amount of people applying and we were going through the applications but we weren't by any means like oh this is the guy so we're like oh Justin's got somebody and then I text you back and I was like hell yeah bro who you got like uh actually me and I remember like sitting that I was like on the plane with CJ and I was like dude you won't believe this but Justin is interested in the merch manager and we were and we were immediately like oh yeah that makes perfect sense I think

I think my first thing I said was, how didn't we think of that? Yeah, because we were sitting there trying to think of, like, who, like, who do we know do you think that would be good at this? And then he says that, and I go, why didn't we think of that? Look at you. He's so happy. He's so happy. Oh, shit.

Oh, my. Oh, my. Dude, that's, oh. Oh. Slow motion, dude. Oh. I mean, you stay just not in a defensive position at all. Tony in hand, phone, and the other.

Oh, you got in the nuts. He got into the noise. Blueish shades opposite. Bro. He said, like, cut him open. Why'd they cut the camera? I really haven't seen any money from the podcast, but I just, I don't believe Ryan's the type of guy to steal it.

I haven't most cucumbers. That's so crazy. Inside of his, ooh. His prison wallet. I love when they had Ron Schmidt and then it had like the quotations Grandpa Ron. Yeah, that was funny.

I literally burst out. I don't know if it was laughing or in shock when he said, yep. And when he's done with treatment, he wants to go skiing behind the world's fastest pontoon. I know. I called him. I was like, dude, come on.

You can't just go around saying that kind of stuff. Now you got to do it. Yeah. After he completes his treatment, Grandpa Ron says he, wants to be the oldest man to go water skiing behind the world's fastest pontoon in August. That was the probably most stressful thing that I have done here. The Bronco?

Yeah. Why? Because I didn't want the thing. You didn't want to. And we are legit breathing down his neck of like watching each weld be made of like, all right, Big Ranch, are you done yet? Ten is going to be here in 45 minutes. My favorite fact is Big Ranch was up on the lift welding the point.

like the hold the hold the stabilizations on the pole as the bronco was being lifted in the air we were really down to the wire we were like big wrench how close how many sides is it welded on right now and he goes three and we go fuck it it's fine with a with a 110 welder in a 30 mile away yeah up on the freaking lift oh my god it should have been welded off on all four and we just called it good at Ken, what are some, like, what's some advice for people out there? Like, what are things that you do that just wouldn't seem real? Like, I have never thought to lock down my social security number. No.

How does he dumb this down for you to understand, Ryan? I think we're just maybe we've lost a little bit of touch with style. You know, we're out of the scene. We kind of stick to ourselves. We just do our own thing. And now it's like we got this young man, Dalton. who we hired on. He does all of our photography and makes, like,

the awesome edits of, like, the RAM giveaway. And he's a young, 18-year-old man who's got a lot of swagger and style. He's in touch. He was filling me, like, he helped us get the suits. Like, he picked out the suits and stuff for us when we went shopping because he was, like, you got to do this and this. Like, make us look, you know, baller. I mean, he was telling me about his chains.

He's got, like, Cartier chains and shit that cost, like, $1,000. I'm like, dude, this thing was 14. 14 what the hell are you doing wearing a thousand dollars yeah how much are we paying you he had all this before i was like i also think the chain chain is one thing though like that's like if you spend 1400 bucks on like any chain like you spend 1400 bucks on chain but i do agree like he's i i will okay so so maybe he'll no swag us out we're gearing up for summer gear so we're we're gonna you know make some swim trunks some shorts and then dalton's like oh you got to hit the 5.5 inch in scene i don't even know what that means i i don't even know what that means i i i

It just, it means really short. And I just got done. I just got done relaying to people we were working with. And I was like, yeah, biggest thing is, like, got to shoot for that eight. They can't be too short, like our audience. Like, and it's just funny. And then he's like, yeah, they got to be 5.5, super short. And I just bought a pair of 5.5s, kind of took your advice.

I ain't got the legs for that. If Ken was wearing those things, his balls would be hanging out. Both sides. Dude, not even one. Both sides. That's what people are doing these days? Yeah. They can chip your dog.

You can chip your kid now, dude. Is it my mom had her dogs? Nikki tried to give me to eat an air tag the other day. Evan, you could be chipped. Yeah, I know, that wouldn't be a bad idea. So, Travis, one of our biggest idols growing up, you know, with someone like you, someone like Rob Beardick, but also Ken Block. And, you know, we were such big Ken Block fans when his passing.

It was just devastating for, you know, Everyone in the action sports world, I'm just curious as someone that was close with him, what you thought his impact on the action sports world was and how prevalent it is now that he's gone. That's a tough question, a very long-winded answer needed for it. But in general, you had a businessman that loved to ride motorcycles, that love to drive, that love to snowboard. and after he was able to sell DC shoes and then still run it, he was able to build the sport of Rally.

And when no one, everyone was like, well, you can't, like, what kind of, you're going to do a Jim Kana video? Like, what are you doing? And he's like, I'm just going to go have fun in my car. And just because he could and because he knew the business stuff, like he shut down the Golden Gate Bridge just to see if he could do it, to do donuts on it. He shut down the 101.10 intersection because it's the busiest intersection in the world.

his mind worked very differently than like I was all about hey let's go drive and have fun he was like what can I do that no one else can do and how can I do it better than it's ever been done before he was thinking two three years out I'm thinking like two three hours out if I ever had an idea I would run it by Ken and he was the first one to be like that's stupid you know or whatever or that's great but let's do it right tell you how it is but yeah so he was personally lost, I think a lot of people lost that. Like, he was the guy that I went to whenever there was anything in life or anything. Like, he was just a solid human being.

Great family man, you know, great businessman, amazing driver. He was the one that was able to really take whatever he did and turned it to gold. And not just that, but he took the people around him. Like, for example, in Raleigh, he took everyone in the U.S. championship and made us all heroes so that when he beat us, he could be beating. That's awesome. He was smart. He was super smart about what he did.

That's so cool. So cool. I mean, he would, yeah, such an impact on so many different industries, honestly. How cool is it to be able to do a Jim Kana? So I had been bugging Ken for the longest time. Like, oh, if I had that, I could do that, you know, like everyone says. And he's like, hey, we're going to do the final scene for Jim Kana 10. I was like, sweet.

He literally didn't tell me. So he brings me out there and they couldn't start the motor because it's like $10,000 to start this stupid thing. So they didn't bring the engineer out to do it. So I'm pushing the car. I'm like, you brought me out here to push your car so that you could, like, stop in the last scene and him driving, but they couldn't. So it was pretty funny. But he's like, all right, now get in. Like, what?

He's like, get in. This shot that we're doing is you getting in the car and you're going to pretend that you're stealing it and you're going to start the next gymana. And I was so excited. I completely forgot that it was a Ford, a monster car. And I just about got fired by all my sponsors. Put it on the table. I don't think it's that funny. It's funny.

You're interrupting the podcast. What is wrong with that? What is wrong with that? He's dialing in. Cheeto. You don't even know what that is. It's an ionizer. No, it's not.

Then what is it? Do you have an app on your phone that tells you what's happening inside of that water bottle? Can you change the color of the light? One second. No, I can't. That means it's running out of battery. I do apologize, Spencer, but I found it awfully hard to concentrate when CJ was using this pretend toy. Make them feel healthier.

It doesn't make me feel healthier, but I'm hoping it will. What's the brand called? Fisher Price. It's a eco-go. What is it? Eco-go. What's the thing you do that makes you feel the healthiest, you think?

Just being sober. Boom. Drinking water? This guy on the end over here. Hey, you invited me on. He's such a pervert. Dude, is it raining outside right now. I actually just got some really good advice.

What's that? On financing. Oh boy. Here we go. Money Mike's finance? If you take out a loan, you got to repay that shit. Yeah, no shit. Why?

That's as far as I know. No, fuck. As far as the news went, man. Bro, when did you find this out? Why didn't you tell us this earlier? YouTube video on 2009. Oh my gosh. They were ahead of the,

yeah, ahead of the trends. Well, Mike, what if you take out another bigger loan to then repay that loan and then you just keep the cycle going up? And then, and then you start. You start a credit card to make your loan payment. The people that were taking care of some NASCAR leaned into me, they go, the only people that I've seen get stopped more in my entire life

taking care of people at VIP is Bert Kreischer and the C-boys. We didn't pay him to come on and say that. That's awesome. How nuts is that? And every two, that is wild. We hit four airports. Every two feet,

they got stopped at every place. It was wild. The NASCAR love was crazy, though. Yeah. Yeah, the NASCAR love was in. saying you guys just like got stopped by everyone pit road boulevard VIP didn't matter and then Brianna chicken fries like who are these C-boys they got 3.5 I'm to get my numbers up sorry I'm late was cranking my hog is that what that shirt says yeah let's get a look at that where did you

acquire that well where everyone gets everything nowadays eBay the internet so why don't you like GMCs. I just, isn't it the same thing pretty much? No, no, no, it is. It is. Honestly, I mean, it is. It's just as good as a Chevy,

except for, it's just a little more pavement princess. You know, it's, you know, for guys that wear, like, bedazzled jeans and listen to Ryan or something, I don't know what they do. Isn't it just the same truck?

It is, but nice. Made by the same people. But GMC is like higher end. Yeah. It's like the pretty boy version of a GM, of a Chevy. Yeah, pavement princess, a little fancier.

Don't get as much. on it. I wonder what GMC stands for. Oh, man, I really want to say it, but I don't think I can. Yeah, you can say it. Oh, yeah, it's a gay man Chevy. No, that was a genuine gift, Ken.

And you seem to, like, feel how genuine it was, being that you gave us a hug. I don't think we've ever touched like that. Evan, chill. Most of the time, they're a little different. The touches are the gifts are a little more. Thank you for clarifying. Plumbing related.

Oh, Ken! Evan is on. Gator so hard dude so hard just keep saying the most suss stuff just because I giggle it doesn't mean I'm the weird one I think if you just watch any of our videos there's plenty of embarrassing moments for all of us so much so one time Ben put his face in Ken's ass yeah I was told if I didn't do that I was gonna get tased I would have taken the taser no you got tricked into it Ben yeah you're better off saying that he told me in private one time that he wanted to do it

well yeah i mean if you're a race car driver you should know how to work on your engine right right if you're ken you should know how to work on a toilet can't just be blowing them out and not fixing it you know you break it you fix it so anyway ken's looking for an intern actually he just hires someone just a guy building just full mod toilets down there's no this thing will flush anything it flush is hard and fast i'm pretty sure the intern in the description is just like you will just follow behind me and clean up my mess so i have a just a honest hardworking dairy farmer friend he works year round and i told him we were interviewing you and he got really upset and he

he's sad to tell you that the reason that you guys have four by four on the back of your pickup bed is because you only work four weeks in the spring and four weeks in the fall. And I wanted to give you a chance to defend yourself on that. I mean, he's not that far off. Compared to a dairy farmer, those guys bust their asses. Oh, damn, I thought you were going to turn this. It's going to be you, Ken. No, I'm not going to turn it because I just have to admit it.

It's a lot more than four weeks in the spring and four in the fall. And he knows that too. Yeah. But compared to a dairy farmer, I mean, if he's actually the one getting up and feeding the cows and milking and... They got a machine. He's not... Is it robots?

Don't give him that much. Yeah, they got robots. Oh, yeah. Pretty soon he'll have a four by four. Yeah, but anyway, so back to what really matters. Oh, no. Ryan. Dude, I hate myself.

I thought I was so cool. I was a sophomore in college, you know? You think you're cool back then. Real quick. Where would you want to go? You and I go somewhere. Okay, me and you, yeah, me and you. You're thinking way too long.

I think I would take you to Amsterdam. Hell yes. Red light district. That would be funny. Dude, let's go right now. I was going to visit all the cafes. Dude, cafes, bars, clubs. I want to see it all.

All the stoplights. Every last one. Terrible. I've never had a negative interaction. Anyone like slap your ass? Yeah, they don't want to. Like girls? Yeah.

I mean. I guess, more importantly, it's a guy you don't want to slap your ass. Not as often as you'd think. There was this one, she was just, like, grabbing my pee-pee and bug. Whoa, really? Like, saying, I'll take you out back right now. And I was like, she was trying to reverse right now. This would be headlines.

Right. No, 100%. But did you feel violated or were you kind of just like, whatever? I was like, I mean, I am very hard to offend or make upset. So I didn't care, but somebody else probably would have. I was just giggling about it. Yeah. Like, look at this idiot.

When you said I was very hard, I thought you were going to something like that. I mean, I was rock hard. So, like, I couldn't sit there and act like I didn't like it. Dude, not cute. You would not want to bring her anywhere. Ryan. That's actually why you're here today, Ryan. Oh, this is my intervention.

Yeah, this is your intervention. Publicly broadcast. We're not actually here to ask you about your drinking adventures. We're here to ask you where our money is. Oh, yeah. Well, I'd like to fire up a new game. I'd like it to be maybe a reoccurring segment on this podcast called Is It Cheeto? I like that.

Where we scroll through some things that we ask our buddy Evan here, who's very hard to please. What is it called? The Cheeto Inspector? Yes. You're the Cheeto Police. You're the Cheeto Inspector. You're Cheeto Investigator. You're all-man Cheeto.

If something is Cheeto, it's not getting past Evan. It's not good either. Without him making some kind of comment about it. He makes it very clear. He's very opinionated. Sometimes it's appreciated most times. You're going to get it anyways. So anyway.

Ev, what's a definition of Cheeto? What's your definition of Cheeto? Just like, just lame, like cheesy. I don't know if that's a good way to. Just Cheeto. Like nodded. It's basically just saying, like, it's not it. Okay.

Yeah, it's not it. Yeah. Starting off, we have Cheeto. MGK. MGK, Cheeto. If I remember correctly, you had a good time at his concert, Evan. I don't you remember being there. I wish you had such a good time there.

I blacked out on fun. I'm pretty sure I got videos, actually, of you having a very good time. I'm sure you do. That's where it's fun, too. Like, it'll, it adds depth to it when you're like, I, I've experienced. it and I still think it's Cheeto. So why is MGK Cheeto? Oh, man, I guess I just don't like his, uh, his, his, his whole vibes, his whole,

ORA. He's never really been a big fan, but I'll give it to me. He's, he's made a few good songs. He's done well for himself, but, uh, he's kind of like a, a bit of a rebel, kind of pung a strayer from the norm, kind of like you. Yeah, I think maybe, I just remember so many people getting like 19 XX tattoos and I just thought that was Cheeto. so maybe I took out all those people on him.

Maybe he's a good guy. Maybe his fans are Cheeto, not him. Yeah. Just some of that is like every, like you couldn't even listen to him. Like, in what, the mid-2000s, you like had to have a MGK tattoo to listen to it. Really? I don't know anyone. Yeah, I don't either.

He's a huge star. I swear, Lace Up or N19XX? There's like 10 million people out there. Probably some of them listening that have the tattoo. Huh. And what do you have to say to him? Lace up. Ah, man, like, are you still stoked on the lace-up tattoo?

If you are, then, hell yeah. Next up, we've got red etneys. Who is this guy? Red at knees. Okay, so definitely, definitely not Cheeto. You know that he's judging someone. You're looking at something that's Cheeto, dude. Look at his face.

Okay, so red ed knee's not Cheeto? Red Edney's not Cheeto. And the thing is, now that Ryan Sheckler is no longer on Etneys, they have become a collector's item. Oh, because Ryan Shekler was Cheeto? No. Not at all. No, no, not at all.

He collaborated with Etneys to make one of the best shoes ever. But what do you mean now that he's not with him? Like his model of Etney? No, no. Ryan Sheckler quit Etneys and he's now on whatever Mark Wahlberg's... Oh, municipal, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I do know, I mean, because those are like older.

and they used to be able to get them for like 90 bucks and now I saw them going for $2.50 for a brand new pair of red edneys. Those ones. That's a flex. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And when I got them, they were like $100 because it didn't matter. Yeah, that's a pretty solid investment.

Imagine if you would have bought like $100,000 pairs. How do you know I don't have a shipping container on the way right now? One million dollars in Edna's. I'm investing gold, silver, stocks. I got a box for lenties. All right. Okay. So red ednie's, not Cheeto.

How about red ednie's on Ben? Dude, honestly, I've, no, that is amazing. Not Cheeto. They're on the wrong feet. That could be misconstrued as Cheeto. Photoshop is hard, okay? A red V6 Raptor. Hmm.

Well, yeah, that's pretty Cheeto. What makes it most Cheeto, V6, Raptor, or that it's red? No, the most Cheeto is that the fenders, the black fender flares, I really just kill it right off the get. Okay, okay. It's a pretty dang nice truck there, I've. Yeah, yeah. Doesn't your truck have black fender flares?

No, we wrapped them right. He wrapped them red because it would have looked dumb with them. I mean, I'm sure it's a nice truck, but I'd rather have a view it. Okay. Under Armour. Oof. Yeah, that's a good looking sweater. Okay.

Really? I can see why you did that because of your under Armour bike. Man, that's a sick pick, bro. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, I probably would double Cheeto both that bike and that sweater. You think that bike was Cheeto? It looked good for a minute. Well, at least you were self-inflicting the Cheeto.

I think you ended up getting in the clear because I did end up taking blame for that. Yeah, but we never gave it to you, Mike. You would always take the blame and we would just go, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. It's this idiot who picked it. Just give it to Evan. Ah, man.

Hindsight, it was kind of Cheeto, but it also was kind of cool. It was kind of cool. It's a sick pick. Just a neutral one here. Seltzers. Cheetah or not? Cheeto because it's not tea. All right.

Jack in the box. Oh, my God. I thought I loved Jack in the Box, but the last time I went there, it was super Cheeto. Jack in the box or White Castle if you had to pick. White Castle every day. What do you think about riding a street bike off road for views? It's a great idea. Dude, Ryan absolutely killed it on these picks.

Absolutely killed it. Why are you laughing so hard? I mean, do you think it's Cheeto or no? No, just because we have this athlete riding this street bike through the woods. It's a beautiful thing. Orange like a fucking Cheeto, though. So it's cooler if it's a blue. Oh, yeah.

That's what I'm saying, mainly, yeah. Okay. Only Cheeto because it was orange. This one's cool, blue. Cool, cool. Our truck, our Ford truck. No, it's cool. I would not say it's Cheeto.

I just like the Cummins more. More. Okay. Do you think aspects of it are Cheeto? Like some of the paint matching and stuff like that. The running boards are Cheeto. I didn't like the tail. You can't even see them.

No, no, no, because they're too slow. They are slow. Bro, that's just how fast you hopping in that truck? I'm in a hurry. By the time you open up that door, they're already down. No, they hit me in the knees. They do not hit you in the knees. They probably hit you in the fucking pelvis.

Well, I open the door. I jump out real quick and turn around so I get a quick spanking. I thought of, I thought of, I thought of, you're not tall enough. I thought of all truck mods You would be all about the running boards Yeah, of anything That'd be your first mod I would rather struggle my way

And then I have to use a step One time I saw Evan Trying to get into the ram And before I had running boards And he opened up the door Got a running start, jumped up Landed on his stomach on the seat And then his feet were like kicking

And he was trying to like squirm his way in in there. It's better than running boards. Yeah, it is literally better than running boards. My God. You guys think we should take the front valence off? I don't mind it. So we were going to, but yeah, it's like hiding a bunch of stuff.

Oh. Damn. A 401k plan. The fuck is that. It would be a tax advantage retirement savings plan. It seems like a good idea. That or the casino. Cash house.

All right, we got a Miata. Not Cheeto. Not Cheeto. All right. How about different models of Miata? Pull up a different model of Miata. I am curious. Yeah, like this.

Let's just take the new one. The new like Spider. I agree. A new one's Cheeto. And I would say it depends on what you're doing with it. If you're going to blow the tires off it and run her off the valves and there's nothing Cheeto about it. But if you think you got yourself a cool performance car, you go to car meets with,

it's kind of Cheeto. Might as well get yourself in a solution. Lera at that point. Or what about the model right in between? It kind of looks like a red Antony. Now you like it? I like it. I don't know.

Drodding around in your shoe. If it could perform like the 89 Miata, then I guess I'd give it a go. I'd imagine it would perform better. How about this one? That's a good looking Miata. Really? Yeah. What's wrong with that?

Well, I don't know. I think this one looks pretty Cheeto. Because it doesn't have the flip-ups, right? Flip-ups, yeah. Oh, yeah, I guess I couldn't tell from here. Guess how much this Miata just sold for on cars and bid? How much to have $10,000? Yeah.

It went for 10? Yeah. Oh my gosh, it was that $5 an hour before the auction? People are running up prices on these things. All right, so not cheap. Maybe us. Not necessarily Miata's, but dude, we're running the prices up on mini trucks. We've done it on smart cars.

I think mini trucks are just popping in general. Yeah, they're crazy popping right now. I hope like the U.S. doesn't make, like, rules on them. Apparently they banned them in Georgia. Because they're popping so hard. No, they ban them because they're dangerous. That's bummer. Because they don't have crumple zones.

They've made like a statement suggesting not to like use them on the highway. It does make sense. Also like warning passengers not to ride with them. It makes sense because some people like in a city, if you were driving that around Fargo and you happen to get tagged by someone running a red light, it would be no point. Catastrophic. Yeah, it'd be damn near the equivalent of getting hit on a motorcycle. But I was just going to say no worse, dude, because then you're stuck in there.

So it's hard to see how you could ban it because it's. It's unsafe. Yeah, it's like your own option. Every old car like that, they're not safe. You watch an old car get crash and you watch a new car get crash. The old ones, like, demolished. And then something that threw me for a real loop, though, was when I saw the Ford Bronco, the new ones, their crash test of getting rear-ended at like 40.

The entire thing just turns into a literal pancake. Everyone's like, so yeah, how does it feel to like probably die if you get in a crash? I'm like, I don't want to think about that. Interesting. But it's worth the risk for the driving that bronch. What do you think about Broncos, Evan? Cheeto. I knew he's going to say that.

Even Raptors? Nah, I mean, they're pretty capable. I just think by the time you get something like that, just by yourself a pickup truck. Got room for the bike in the back. All right. Seat belts. Cheetos.

Cheetos? I still believe that you will just get thrown to safety. Don't wear a seatbelt. Thrown to safety. Out the windshield. Evan would be. Yeah, Evan would be. Just think of the car ignites on.

on fire, and I'll be cleanly in the ditch, land in the water, safe and sound. I need to say this. Do not listen to what he's saying. For everyone that is at home, maybe wondering if he has any valid points. Do not listen to anything. Carry on. I just felt like that needed to be said. Yeah, a little disclaimer.

It's not advice. It's almost like there's decades of research saying the other ways, but. Evans's way smarter than that research. Wearing your helmet. man this is such a controversy i just think that sometimes when i'm out doing a few wheelies the helmet's unnecessary but anytime i hit the track or i'm doing anything gnarly uh i always wear a helmet but if i'm just chilling you know just doing wheelies down the highway at 50 mile an hour just chilling ah it just feels better like uh not wearing a condom same thing doesn't feel as good

Just feeling the open air Just blowing through your hair And everything's loud And it just feels so much better Protection So What happens if you eat shit That just goes along with like

How good it feels That you could get jammed up Kind of What's more Cheeto though Being paralyzed? Wearing a helmet And doing these videos for as long as you want

for forever. You could be doing these in your 80s. Mm-hmm. No. Yeah. You could. Or for the next three months until you inevitably have

some kind of problem. Inevitable? Three months? It could happen. It could happen. And then you get jammed up. You hit your head. You're fucked.

Like, who knows what could happen? You're all dumb. You don't know how to pronounce phanta. On the concrete at 50 miles per hour? That news bears. I mean, At least I only like... And then you never make another wheelie clip again.

The way she goes, I guess. That just does not sound worth it. Yeah. Can't explain it. Man, your core. Dude, it just fucking feels good. Bike is so much louder. You're not just helmet.

And you feel the win. I'm not saying do it all the time, but every once in a while you just throw it up. Oh, man, it feels good. And you can't beat that feeling. Yeah, he's... Don't wear red. Don't wear red.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Looking like Johnny Knoxville at that thing, dude. Is this one all right? Dude, I don't know. I don't know. I can't imagine that was good.

Man, so many people had this on camera. He just goes and starts fucking people up. I think. Where do you hide from a bull? In a white t-shirt. I think just in a black t-shirt. Or just run. Like, you got to do circles.

I was so confused, but like, look at this. Like, they don't even move. Bro, he tripled tap. They're just, they're just watching. Yeah, dude, they're like. I don't think they were paying. They literally just turn around. You don't expect to have a fucking bull on a...

Everyone has so much to say about this, but, like, really... Three hits, dude. She was... She and her crew was larried at the radio. Probably, yeah. You weren't paying attention. She's like, dude, I didn't have... You don't have a lot of a drink.

You're not standing in the middle of the ring. Yeah. But one thing, if a bull's ever chasing you, not that I've had to deal with it, Ryan should be the one telling us. Really? You're supposed to go side to side or, like, you know, like, if you run straight, that's your...

Because it's faster than you? Well, no, I mean, you just have better odds going not getting running in like zigzags or going you know go left or right turns do turns because they like running straight interesting what slows them down is when you start fucking turning because he's charging you it's like yeah it's like you got to run a slant i got something right away okay all right i was scrolling ticot like literally right before i came here and you guys have a video going via right now okay here we go i beg kiley jenner it says for I beg, Kim Kay.

Oh my God. 4.2 million people. Holy shit, Mike. It's got a ton of likes, too. 177,000 people like that. Holy shit. This is pretty well-known. What are the comments?

What are the comments? Look, 4.2 billion, the comments. Wait, did you post that? No. No, no. You liked it. Okay, that is freaking funny. Holy fuck.

Whoa, the top comment at Ryan's sister. Oh, man. First, his sister, now his Hummer. I did say that one time. That's the thing is like when we first started doing YouTube, my brother's like, don't ever try to pretend to be somebody else because it's hard to remember how to pretend to somebody else as be yourself. And I'm like, well, what happens if myself ain't funny?

It's like, well, then, you know, it's just not meant to be. The shit happens, you know? The bright side is that's one thing you don't have to worry about. Yeah, yeah, I'm funny looking. I'll be all right. Ken, welcome back. I just so happened to be at the Roadhouse and find out, found out some pretty crazy information about you that, like, I just thought I had to share with the world. It's pretty simple information.

About me. About you. So I was at the Roadhouse and there was like a bunch of your old friends from high school. Okay. And they were all like. And it's like, oh, fuck. And then I had them all signed in the age. and anyway so i was like sitting there and they were like asking how everything's going just chopping

it up and they're like yeah it's just so like crazy how how far like you guys have come and like it's crazy we used to know 10 in high school and like how how good he's doing i'm like yeah he's doing great and i don't know how it kind of came about but i basically they said something like yeah i just can't believe how far he's come and i'm like well what do you mean and they're like well i just remember my last thought of him He was playing the gong in band class. And that was like his thing. Is that like rock bottom?

Well, I don't know. Not I got to say it's like. Like you are the easiest instrument to play. You just hit it one time. You could get away with doing basically nothing in band class. You've been doing this your whole life. Because it was like basically a free hour to sit on your phone in high school.

Like what kid doesn't want to do that? So you can play the gong like a son of a game. Oh, hell yeah. I haven't done that in years. That's so funny. have a certain technique with the way you'd hit it or what? No, no, just like, oh, shit, like my part's coming up. Oh, I think this is right.

Hit it. So do you practice that? I didn't. I didn't do shit. So why, do you get to choose that or did you get that stuck on you by the teacher? I honestly don't remember. Gap, dude, if you could be one animal, what would you be? That's a good question right there.

I'd probably say an eagle. It's a good answer. It seems like a lonely life. Kind of does. Eagles are always alone. Dude, they're kind of like a lone wolf, though. I mean, yeah, you got to be like that sometimes. What are you guys chuckling about?

Ryan? I'm just looking at Evan right now, trying to figure out what type of animal he is. Dude, he'd be a cheetah. I think you kind of look like a freaking baboon. A baboon. I don't know what I mean. Dude, you just remind me of a little catamian devil or something.

Ken would be a, like an old farm dog that never leaves the porch. I was thinking like a wise orangutan. I was thinking, old rhino weathered or rhino of any of those fit but

I don't know enough about animals like I can't I can't accurately pick I'd have to see pictures of like certain

you could pull up some pictures if you just had to just throw a dart at the board though like what do you think you'd be oh I was talking for Ken oh would you be siege

French Bulldog oh That's a diss. Yes. That's a dis. That's a dis. Damn. You got to have an accountant

to approve your purchases. I would hate that. He wouldn't be able to buy anything. That would be exactly. Like me asking my accountant is the same vibe as like asking the lawyer or this and that. Should I buy it? Oh, probably not.

I wouldn't recommend it. And then I'm just like, why'd I even ask? You already know the answer. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they say no, and then you're like, well, what the hell am I paying you for? So good, dude. Jake was so excited when they were putting the asphalt down.

I called him to come over. He came over so fast in his Ford Raptor that he almost rolled it. They stopped working. They thought he was, they were like, they all stopped working. They are like, holy shit. Like, they were like, a couple guys were laughing. I heard this from more than just CJ. Like, they were like, yeah.

Most of the guys at the shop were like, well, I thought it was rolling. Yeah, a guy in the black Raptter almost rolled his shit coming in here. They stopped working when Jake came here. I mean, funny for us, bad for you, but like, how funny would that have been? Like, yeah, Jake was so excited. He rolled his truck in our driveway. That would be Jake. You would have flipped out and then everyone, like, everyone would have just came off the asphalt team and be like, oh.

Yeah. If one of the C boys were to go trans, who would it be? Like that. Me? Dude, you look sick with boobs. That doesn't mean You don't mean you have to get it But you might as well if you're gonna

It's a hundred percent genuine passion We love this little electric car What's it called the Chang Wang or something? Yeah The Chang Wang That's what I'm gonna call it now The Chang Lee The Chang Lee

I love Wait a second The Chang Lee Yeah When you guys drop a YouTube video Or an Instagram reel of it And you're just like So hyped on it

I'm like I literally think Every time I see it, I go, man, these guys just fucking love that electric car. I love it more than I've ever loved anything. It's just like pure joy. Careful, your wife is probably listening. Yeah, well, she's not a thing. She's a person.

That's very good. That's a very good point. Exactly. So like, how do you acquire that aura? You know, like how do I? How does this turn into? You probably stop wearing a white long sleeve underneath the whole line. It's cold out.

It's cold out. Do you think Hellcats are good drifters, Jake? I don't know. You know what's funny? I was talking about this last night with Mike, dude, and I think they're boats. Yeah, I feel like they would be really good at like a takeover when you're just doing circles.

I mean, doing circles is pretty easy. Any rear wheel drive car with donuts or with, you know, a lot of power. But, and tires, you need those too. But, yeah, I was thinking about that because, like, if we're going to get this drift track, It'd be kind of sweet to have a hellcat to, like, whip around. But I don't think it's a drifting car. I feel like you'd be better off just getting a...

There's only one way to find out. And I'm so against takeovers, I think it's the latest thing. I agree. I don't stand for me. No, I'd like... Especially the way they've got... Just doing donuts and, like, hoodlums. Yeah, it's just a little different.

Now it's just like anything, anything goes. Like, you know, like shooting stuff? How often do you see a video of somebody getting hit? A lot. Every single time. Every single takeover video. Well, what the fuck are these people doing running out there.

You got some jabrony that you don't even know whipping his hellcat that's all beat to shit. And you're like, I'm going to go run up and trust this guy to whip around me. I'm sure you're just in the moment, but... Dude, dirt bikers don't get chicks. You must not be a dirtbiker, then... I don't get chicks.

Really? All that time on the road. It's lonely on the road. But I'd love to have a nice girl in the passenger seat. I got an open seat. Well, it's a door short, town-to-town hop. Passenger door is always open. Back doors always open to

If you got a bike If you got a bike that is There's a room for a bike You're going to be crawling in there tonight You're falling asleep You're It's Evan He's wearing his lucky underwear

If you see a motor van With a SW17 Stigger parked at a flying J The doors are always open the way you talk about the women that you are interested in right you know your girlfriend is the polar opposite oh 100% of those 100% yeah i'm falling in love with her personality not her looks shit i don't fucking say that dude you are wild

you are wild you are crazy dude we're just working on you're a good guy he's a good guy he gave her a chance getting the looks where i want Yeah, not saying that all moms aren't, but probably most moms shouldn't have a thousand horsepower. Maybe she's on the way home from Wine Night. Oh, so I mean, she gets a little buried in the pedal, and then before you know what, she's doing Mach 80. She looks like Big Wrench, tits over tea kettle before she knows what happened.

Dude, I want to top this thing out. I want to see how fast it'll go, and it was like 186. On a gravel road? No, I didn't. Oh, yeah, you did that out on an airport runway, right? Allegedly. Did you just sneak on to that airport runway? Allegedly.

Your front lip. We have folded under the car, dude. I didn't know. Yeah, I didn't know you're not supposed to touch the brakes. And I was like reading the markers like, okay, I got this much room left. You got this much room left. And it was like screaming. I'm like, okay, I don't even know.

I'm on base brakes, not even brembos. I'm on like single piston. I locked them up and the back tires came off the ground. And it took the front lip and folded it under the car. No, it didn't. Yes, dude, I have a picture. The back tires came off the ground? I got a picture.

Dude, I literally could show you. I have a picture right here. Do you just have your front brakes on? You just have your front brakes on the nose, man, yo. But I could show you. They come down to land. They see a Mustang sliding across on his nose. Those motherfuckers are always out of control.

It wasn't that. I know the mustache. Yeah, I believe everything until you said the back tires are off the ground. But it makes sense. It was low. And it had that. much like down force you got like a plastic front lip on it of course it's going to fold no it was metal dude it was i'll show you i literally just found the pictures i'm like grade 10 11 and 12 i'm racing

in the states and all now i'm learning that everybody's like smoking cigars like wine cigars and chewing tobacco but in canada right then they banned flavor nicotine so i'm going to the states every weekend and I'm getting my allotment on chewing tobacco like coat mint coat wintergreen getting all the flavors stuffing my boots full with it and my parents are buying it for me because I'm only 16 or 17 I am because I was like I was like I was like hey like my buddies want me to get like some some like cope for them like will you buy it and I'll take it to them and they're like yeah sure we'll buy it but like you can't do it and I didn't want to do it I didn't want to do it anyways. I didn't want to do it anyways. So I was buying like a tin or I was buying a log for like

20 bucks or whatever how much it was and I was selling a tin for $25. So I was making a hundred and like $25. What was that? 20 US and then 25 Canadian? We got to be specific. Yeah, yeah. But that's when the dollar. This is like when the dollar was super close. So it was almost no, it was the opposite. So it was better to buy stuff in the U.S. than Canada. So I was hustling. You were slinging them out of your locker still? Well, no, by that time, my parents had bought a, like a sprinter like your guys is black, a black sprinter, and I was driving that to school every day. Looking out of the black sprinter, dude. So I was slinging tins on the back of it. He was a straight-up. He was a straight-up dealer. Dude, I was an actual dealer, and there was kids

that were like, they're like, dude, buying a log a week in high school. Chewing a log a week in high school was like, kind of gnarly. Oh, so you were just raking it in. Dude, I was making, I was like making like a couple hundred bucks a month off kids buying like tins for me in high school i'd tell my parents i'd be like yeah i'll give you like 40 bucks every time did you give them a cut yeah parents were getting into this with you well it wasn't like what do your parents do for a living or maybe don't answer on here maybe don't answer on here what the fuck hey nobody's going to turn down a free $40 bill. Hey, $40 is $40.

$40 is $40. Dude, you were like Copenhagen's youngest sponsored athlete. Good morning, Mike. Oh, hey, Mike. Hey, Mike. It's afternoon, Evan. But you just got here, so it must be morning for you. That's funny.

So, like, you mentioned metal militia. Back when it was Brian Deegan versus Travis Pistrana, like, did you guys actually not like each other? Or maybe he, I don't know. How did you feel like towards each other? Like, do you think you would ever, like, get in a physical altercation back then? Like, was it possible or was that even like? So the funniest part about that was in the start of freestyle motocross,

you had Mad Mike Jones, Clifford, the flying Hawaiian, Adam Tante, cowboy Kenny Bartram. Yeah. Like, we just wanted to figure out how to ride a motorcycle and have fun and to make a living at it. And everyone was building the sport in any way they could, building their image, building whatever we could to be able to go and do circus tricks on a motorcycle.

and to be able to travel the world with your friends and find cool places to ride. So I was just this goody two shoes, straight-A student racer that happened to really like freestyle motocross. And Brian, as a showman, was like, hey, I got a way that this is going to work. Like, Brian went to a level so far above and beyond. Like, he didn't have a trick for Gravity Games one year. And he told all the producers and everyone at NBC, like, this is when, you know, before YouTube, like, it's a big network.

And he's like, I got the biggest tricks. I'm not showing anyone I got the biggest tricks. It's going to be, everyone's building up, Brian Deegan and the men of militia. He picks a fight with the police officer the day before. Wow. Doesn't post bail. What a business man. And the whole thing was, oh, the man's keeping him down.

And I'm like, oh, my God. Dude. Oh, he would have crushed you. Like, I wouldn't grab it again. So he just took the rug right out from under you. Completely. I'm like, he had, he had nothing. But, like, he's a very smart.

I wouldn't have gone the same route. But it was, I mean, Deacon was great because he knew he did work hard, you know, despite what it. his image and everything, and he knew exactly what he had to do and when he had to do it. Even if he didn't have it, he would go for it anyway. And I think that's what the crowd liked, because he's like, well, I haven't won in two years. I got to send something big. And he'd go out and he'd be willing to die, literally.

Yeah. So were people taking sides as far as, like, you know, I'm team TP or team Deegan, and would they have any kind of, like, altercations? Like, if you were walking down the street and you saw someone in some metal militia gear, where you're like, oh, fuck. I was just too goofy to realize anything was going on, honestly. Deegan was great. Like you, my parents would come up.

He was like, Lomas Pastrano. Oh, so he was pretty cordial behind the scenes almost. He was, but it's not that he didn't believe anything. Like, he was, he was honest.

He just figured out a way. He's like, look, this kid, there has to be an opposite. There's got to be, there's got to be a fight. There's got to be a show.

I was, I just didn't know that I was part of it. I was just me. So that answers my question, yeah. It's kind of like a WWE almost. Like you had the heel and you had the, I can't remember what they call, like the good guy and the bad guy.

Yeah, I just didn't know I was playing a role that Deegan did because it helped us all the way through unfortunately like as a teenage kid

coming up like you know kind of dorky straight-A student guy like Deegan had all of the girls all of the really like yeah

all the parents were like oh go get him just strippers and stuff I just this was my moment one of the more

priceless car moments I did I still don't know how I missed the trees on this, dude. You couldn't do that today. Those trees are so much bigger. I haven't ran a buffer in so long, and we pulled it in.

I was like, dude, I can get this off. Yeah, and we buffed it off. Yeah, which is funny. This is my favorite part about the video. In a moment of high stress, I spent way too much money, took a big loan out on this car. We just finally had started getting paid. And I was like, I'm buying a Jeep. And I was obviously very stressed and nervous as this happened.

And then listen to what Ken says when I come around the corner. your reaction to what ended up being a very small amount of damage. Yeah, he makes it sound like it's the whole of silence. I like pause for a second. I'm sorry. You didn't get it? I got it, I think. We got it. Dude, it was in like disbelief as to what the I love this. Oh, shit.

They're literally from this video, there's almost nothing wrong with the car. Oh, shit. I'm supposed to like show you or do you just like pop it up? Did we just pop it up? It would be nice to see both your legs up on this table, though. The only bad, you guys wearing shorts? Oh, good. It just makes it so much worse when you've got to pull your pants down.

Yes, dude. We finally got it. Mike and Evan are tatted. They're fully life-wide open. If they didn't wear it on their t-shirts enough, now they always got it on their body. I've only wanted to get one tattoo and it's life-wide open on my leg. And then you guys did that. Now the whole crew can't have that.

Oh, I can't be a culture vultured you. Yeah, you can't be a culture vulture. I'm not going to be a culture vulture then. So were you upset that I did it? No, I thought it was awesome that you did it. I was stoked that you didn't. And if I was there, I probably would have done it. But being that I wasn't there, I wasn't going to, like,

get you guys a sloppy seconds on that ink gun downstairs. We did something pretty big today, guys. Gave a tour of the shop. Set up a retirement fund. Start planning for the future, kids, putting that money aside. and they said, so what name would you guys like to put on your retirement fund? We're like,

we can name it? And just keep in mind, like it'll be printed out on the statements, you know, for all your employees and yourselves for forever. And we looked at each other. I went, I feel like this is the perfect time, boys.

He said, I assume you guys could just call it the C-Boys TV retirement plan, but anything, anything works. I was like, let's name it the C-Men account. C-Men retirement fund.

Too good, man. It's too good. It's perfect. I'm 27 years old. Is this real? And I'm in a serious relationship with my car? He's kissing the front bumper. This can't be real.

God dang, dude. This guy's really passionate. My handsome man. My handsome man. I'm getting a tetanish shot on your weener because you were screwing your muffler. He met Chase in a resale lot about five years ago. I can't remember what the, what, it was called Hicksploitation,

where you exploit Hick people. Grindrard told us about that. but there should be laws against publicizing people like this. I'm working. Do you have a guy who I want to go on? That's what I mean. Well, I'm sure he probably. I don't know what they offer them,

but TLC has to be the best, I guess, exploitation. This is like 15 years old, I bet. But that's, I'm sure they go to this guy who probably is in financial need.

And they go, hey man, we'll pay you three grand to kiss your car on TV. And he goes, sign me up. He goes, I'll say I F the tailpipe for five. And they go.

go deal we would have done it for 40 and then he's before you know it kiss in the front bumper of his Chevy Luminon we could send a camera out tonight at 12 a.m. to find Evan out with his shev out back there's a whole I got a whole no they have me's out there. It takes a lot of time to keep them all happy you know some gets jealous and give a little extra attention to the other one I saw you kind of cook me up in your prediction video it was hilarious nothing personal it's nothing personal and then you just go in on me for five minutes. I've been meaned. Ben and Micah, my boys are not.

Dude, Ben, I saw him hit that tree. I knew. You're about to say that. I mean, Ben hit a tree and said it was his brains. The tree's been there all the last 30 years, man. All right, where are they going? this is no personal offense you know what i mean yeah no the sea boys great guys let's talk about the holy shit they do not know how to drive i mean it's the truth it's just

facts it's just facts dude no offense alander texts me and she goes into fargo and she goes yeah i saw a bunch of them driving around today which it just is a slight bummer she doesn't know that's a bad thing but like it was a slight bummer here and they're like a bunch of people have you know the same cars you whatever and i go oh well they're probably not zio 6 you know, whatever. That's okay. So I hype myself up. The other day, she was at Target.

And she sent me a picture, and it's a Corvette, Z-O-6, parked in a handicapped stall with a handicapped sticker in the window. So they were legal. And I went, damn. It's still a cool car, Ryan. It's so cool, car. Handicab people can't drive Corvna? No, I just figured that it was just kept the tradition on that old people, old men.

Like an old man. Yeah, an old man. They might not have to be in handicapped. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you don't have to be old. No, yeah. To be young and handicapped. It's just implied that only old men drive for a vet.

It's like it's not necessarily a young man's car. Like, it's like 40 plus. He runs out to his garage at home, just shoves down a couple dogs before bed. My mind was running. I couldn't fall asleep. I go clear my head. I'm a hot dogaholic. Just a phone light out in the garage.

He opens the snap on his dog's dog. Honey, what are you? Dude, did you guys... You said it wasn't a problem. You said it wasn't a problem. It's not. I'm just out here because I... I need fresh air.

I'm a hot dog holl. Yeah, can you go pick my PlayStation up for the pawn shop? What? Mike Ponce's PlayStation to buy hot dogs. I swear it's not a problem. All right? There you go. I don't want to sit here when you hit this.

Dude, so this, remember when you told us you played percussion? I just wanted to bring back some nostalgia and you said you hit a gong at one point in your life. I looked it up. This is called the mother of Tesla gong. Wow. So I just figured it'd be fit for you. How much did you spend on this? We're not going to talk about that.

Thousands. Money is no object. It's legit. It's making you happy. Money is no money, Mike, isn't it? Yeah. Money's no object to Mike. We got to get a big smack on this.

I don't know. Everyone, watch out. Ken managed to injure himself. You good, Ken? What to do, dude? Of course. Of course. You stuck your finger? Yeah.

How do you manage? Call the orthopedic specialist. All right, this podcast is going to be cut short. Ken's got to go to the hospital. Ken tips it off. Yeah, Nikki Joe's coming to. town we can show a real good time gav so i'm really not going to sleep tonight evan's girlfriend's come to town you guys are going to show a real good time

invite yourself into my girlfriend no i'm in the bedroom right above you just nearby brother i'm not saying another word let's stop let's stop that Door flies over. You need some help. Never heard that one before. He's off-sweet. Oh, they're on the peanut butt. Oh, Lord.

Oh. We have gone so far off track here. I don't even know if we were ever on track, but we are certainly off it now. The rails. Ryan, get us back on track. Real us in, real us in. I feel like we're just off track because it's been so damn rainy here. We can't film anything.

We're all cooped up. That's what's made Evan this game. The weather. It's the weather. He is seasonal sexuality. Climate change. Four different sexuality. It's unbelievable.

Four? Four seasons. Okay. So he changed. Just out of curiosity, run me through the four sexualities of the four seasons. I can't believe we're going down this road. Well, summertime, apparently he gets a little gay when it rains. Well, yeah, because you look up, you see that rainbow.

I can't fucking help it. It's America, dude. You do you, brother. That's what I'm saying. Fair enough. Fair enough. Okay. What does he feel in the fall?

The fall comes around, man. He's getting a little bit more spiced up. He's getting a little bit more spiced up. He's double swinging it. He's bisexual and... No, no, that's just a little crazy. Is that crazy? You're not just gay?

He's just gay when it rains. All right, maybe he's just gay when it rains, and he's straight the rest of the time. I'm like... These pants almost feel like plastic of some sort. Very sweaty. My undercarriage... I'm growing root of baggies down there.

He has been complaining about it since about 20 minutes after he put it on. He's been saying how he's been sweating under his pants all day. You could keep expensive cigars down there. It's a humidor. It's like a greenhouse. It's moist. Greenhouse.

Evan takes his pants off and there's moss growing. Oh my gosh. Little mushrooms. Spores. So I never tried to like question your guys as pranks. But I was looking at my Delta app last night. Are you sending me to South Africa? How do you know that?

Somebody booked me a Delta 1 flight next summer to South Africa. I don't know. 294 days until checking. Holy, that's about as legit as it gets. We have a flight number. We have an itinerary. Well, Ken, you always find a way to just spoil a good vid, huh? Like, I was like, this can't be them.

Pack your bags, buddy. You only got 294 days to get ready. It's very interesting how salty all those, like, California Motto guys are. Because, like, we're somewhat in the crowd, but not really. It's like, if you fuck with this guy, you basically close yourself off to all of them, even if you've never met them. Yeah. Like, you do a podcast with one guy. Now it's like the rest of them are like, oh, we don't fuck with them.

Like, he's boys with them. I love that there's two sides of Hellcat culture. Like, there's two different sides of the worlds that like Hellcats. And I love how you hold it down. There's the Atlanta crowd. there's a Kansas crap and the Kansas dude

it's sexy red sexy red loves hell cats you should do something with her she doesn't have a song who's that oh you don't know who sexy red is

I'm not show she's not I don't like sexy red I'm not gonna show him dude CJ would be so fired up is this something my girlfriend could get mad about or what

yeah I don't know if she's gonna be too worried about sexy red it's a hitter of a song Hellcats Srt I mean it really really

I actually listened to a podcast with Jack Harlow he was on Caller Daddy Gretta wanted to listen to it. Call her daddy. Alex Cooper is the greatest podcast interviewer of our generation. I mean, that's just a heavy statement. It's a very heavy statement.

I don't know a lot of people. That's a heavy statement. All right. What about the guy who does hot ones? He's got a production. Theo Vaughn. Okay, and Theo Vaughn. All right.

Call her daddy. What about Oprah? All right, Oprah is up there too. Joe Logan? All right, she's top 10. She's top 10. She's top 10. no she's she's just fantastic though she like goes in between like sucking dick and then like

tell me more about your business that you're building i don't know two of your favorite things she's like maybe that's why i'm like damn this girl that just sure knows that it's a great show i like this you're looking at greta she's not even listen anymore dude i was just i just wanted to ride my bike i didn't want to be at school with a bunch of kids drawing pictures and shit like that wasn't so dumb like drive crash or break well no but ben and might get to race Gavin, Jake, everyone's doing fun shit

and just on the sidelines watching these guys do crazy things I'm like man I want to get in the mix it's gotta just feel like the ultimate edge oh yeah and when it comes oh yeah I think that for a girl the best thing is pepper spray

what a Glock 9 yeah a gun I don't I don't know if you might pull it on the wrong person yeah I think that sometimes you know Alex, I get her a gun, not supposed to be home. You're sleeping walking.

I ended up coming home early. Or yeah, she thinks someone's breaking in. Yeah, Mike shows up at the house. Boom, shoot some. Bad, bad deal.

But if Alex pepper sprays, Mike, that's a funny deal. Now we got a podcast conversation. We got polar off. Like, that's like a good job, baby.

Like that's a funny story. Even Mike's kind of like, yeah, it's pretty fun. Yeah, but it was funny. You know, we're talking about that forever.

So, man, let me tell you're a reckless racer. Dude. You were driving like a maniac out there. You were taking people out, hitting people. I'm,

was Cletus mad at you at one point? I think Cletus is an expert entertainer. Because you guys were under caution. He kind of like hit you. I've never seen that. He slammed into me from behind and then pit maneuvered me. Yeah. But he pulled up next to me and then like gave me a thumbs up.

It was like, hey, I was just doing that for fun. Like, you're good. You're like my neck. Exactly. Yeah, I was like, oh. Yeah, I'm good. That's good. Yeah, I saw that. I was like, at first though, I thought he was actually pissed. And I was like, oh, man. I was like, I'm not getting an invite back. Exactly. But then when I jumped the car or when I got crashed and went airborne, like, yeah, I saw that picture.

It was in his, I was like, all right, we might get another invite. Yeah. Yeah, that was legendary. At the end of the day, it's all about entertainment. You were the only guy that went in the air out there that night. Yeah. And I kind of did it twice because the other time I got pinched between two cars, my front end like went up between them. You are so funny. I knew Ryan. It made Christmas way easier. I knew Ryan before, like all you guys, like, Ryan.

That's true. Ryan is like the bread and butter to me with you guys. Obviously, Jake was also that. I don't know. I don't know why I have the need to shout him out. But like, he left. So it's Ryan. And that was his.

Mike's going to shout out Jake at his wedding. Like, yo, I just want to, like, give a shout out to Jake. That was really awkward. I know I'm brother-in-law with Ryan now, but like, like, honorary mention to Jake. Straight up, though, Jake. but like you left dog just kind of you left you know so shout out ryan sticking with me it's kind of like when ben crashed like your first reaction was just start clapping like he just did the best thing like i don't think i've ever seen you praise him for any of the stuff he's done like

like crashing into that tree impressed at the amount of destruction he did at that moment yeah you like he deserved a round of applause me and cj we're watching the video back before we press live you know and we're watching it through. And it was my first time seeing it after CJ had edited that portion. And we watched it through. And I just go, man, Evan is such a fucking dick. Because I, that was the first time I'd seen your, but I'm laughing. I'm laughing.

You had already said you're okay like five times. I had no idea how happy he hitting that tree had made you. And then we, and CJ's laughing. And, you know, I'm like, let's watch it through one more time. And then we watched it through. And there's a moment in it when you go, man, that was just. That was just crazy. And you looked up, and you were like, thank God.

You're like praying to God. And you got like this little, you did. Just pop it up right here. That was crazy. That was crazy. You were so happy. You were so happy. I don't think I've ever seen you this happy ever.

And he goes, I'll consider coming back when Ken Matthews sends me a public love letter. So why don't you just do that, Ken? And then we can get them back. So in the state of Minnesota, because Randy's valued at more than $1,500. It is a felony to be a felony. possession of stolen property but why wouldn't you just write a love letter to get them back don't you want let me let me get chat gp t to write something okay no no it's got to be heart heartfelt yeah needs to be heartfelt from the bottom of your soul

i don't care who you are that's funny oh damn yeah life wide open oh damn it's that's crazy because it's gone so far now that's like you get these clips whether they're running from the police wearing the merch or whatever like it's got you know after i saw this one had a great laugh and then i was like i hope this isn't like you know i hope this doesn't keep happening it's going to it's inevitable i'm only down to be locked in for seven days if gab can come with i'm in gab's gonna leave there limping too well he limped on the way in he waddled on the way in he waddled on the way out. Till heaven.

No, no. It's just an empty jar of peanut butter. You guys don't need any. Oh, Lord. Oh, gosh. Yeah, we did have fun. So, yeah, we were playing a bunch of different golf gambling games with, like, the rest of of Grandpa's buddies.

Dude, we sat at this table for probably, I'd say an hour. yeah hour to an hour to an hour and a half trying to figure out who owed who money and at the end of it it was like grandpa ron made eight dollars his other buddy made three but he had to pay two of that to another guy but he was in the whole eight dollars as well so he made six and we we walked away like after an hour and a half like you guys did all that for twelve dollars well i watched ken through twenty dollars and i said we won Yeah, Ken threw $20 and just tell them to just fuck off. He was like, I will pay you guys $20 to stop. This math was just going in circles and did not add up. And I was like, I just got to. The way it looked like it was adding up was in your favor. You were the one doing the math.

And you were the one who was like, okay, so you owe me $8, you owe me $5. And everyone was kind of like, well, what? You got it ended up with all the money. I was honest on that. You guys forgot to collect. You guys forgot to collect. What's your saying? If you keep scoring, don't win, it's your fault.

That's what it is. That's true. You can, like, rest it on the table if you need. I don't know if I'm tall enough to. I don't leave any sweat on the table, though. I guess you're a guess. You can sweat wherever you want, brother. My God, dude.

Oh, my God. Look at that thing. Look at the recoil on it. Oh, my gosh. I just cracked my back. I have a gift for you guys. Well, for all of us. I love gifts.

Oh, I know. Oh, dude, so sick. I ain't seen them yet. I know, but I'm already so excited. I can not see what the box is. Let's go. Let's go. So sick.

So that one's for Ken. Kensiman. Oh, my gosh. Not two. Mine. Yes. Yes. Not three.

Wow. Four. Oh, my. Oh my gosh. Amazing. Oh, my gosh. That is so awesome. So for those you guys wondering, this is the million YouTube play button.

Pretty sick. So we obviously, we only have one. Typically, you only get one per channel. And that one was difficult to get a hold of. They typically don't give out individual play buttons. But being that we have so many members a part of the channel, they were. able to do that for us. You know, it's been in quite a bit of time,

probably four years since we hit a million. I'm actually super pumped to have my own play button. This is so sick. This was a project that I got assigned a good year and a half ago to get done. So happy. So now it's sick. Everybody's got one for their office. We do have one on the wall over there,

but we can start mounting them all over the place now. That's the one for the shop. This thing's going in my room, dude. What the hell? Why do you look like that right now? Yeah, what is it? We've left Sturges, dude. What's your problem?

What do you mean? What's my problem? You like that? What's going on here? Looks right. It looks right to me. I don't know when I saw Louis Best, so I put it on. Hey, but it ain't no Honda.

It ain't no $250 stroke from 85. I'll tell you that. You ever have a throttle stick on one of your Honda? That'd be a bad day. Dude, I actually have, bro. I have a surprise by that. I'm in my old shot, man. I'm pulling in.

Donald sticks on an old 185. I have a wooden freaking thing holding the building up, kind of. Take that. If there's one piece of wood holding up the building, two by four. I just got to get the picture clear. No, I got like five of them. Five beams right there.

And yeah, I took out one of them. Bad day. Stopped right there. It was okay. There's a thing that they have tried to curb at the Olympics because there's so much sex. A lot of STDs get spread. And there's just some negative things that come out of this, right?

I think they're trying to, they're trying to turn down the Olympic whorehouses that have formed, right? So anyway, shut the hell up. Is this actually a thing? For real, I have the screenshot of it. Who brought the STDs? Who brought the STDs? That'd be the first question. The French, definitely the French.

The French, yeah. You need to get Evan in the Olympics. Bro. I was going to say, Evan could be an Olympic. athlete from the way it sounds. Well, dude, they do that. Smoking weed. Maybe we should look it up. Clearly got a couple vices.

I've never met a redneck that wears Lulu. I like comfort. I'm just a versatile redneck. It's kind of how I see myself. I fit in with every group of people. The video of Justin getting his first airbag is one of my favorites. Oh, yeah. That was so funny.

And it's when we drove a car into our friend's pond who ended up being marked. Dude, this was a good thumbnail. Yeah, this was. This is ahead of its time. But yeah, that snippet that we'll watch shortly here, when, dude, Justin, I don't know him. He just didn't know what he was in for. Justin's discomfort begins.

Bro. All right, here we go, boys. Titt in the back seat. I'm real. Should we hold the air barrier? Airway fuse? It's not bad. I don't even know if you're going to need to get a run-up.

I don't even think the airbags are going to go off. He goes down the driveway. Dude, yo, go back. I want to see what tint does. Tint's just like this. I don't know if Tint was even like seatbelted in. They hit hard. He's chilling.

Go back a second and then hit pause. I want to get Justin's face. When the airbag goes off the way he looks at it. Right there. Jake It's not that bad with a helmet He's already chilling there Look at Jake's

Look at Justin's reaction to what is happening And look at Jake's He's like nice He's like I'm cool This was cool All good Let's get out of the car And Justin's like

Also what was kind of dope Like they didn't actually get hit by the airbags No because it's kind of nice It was a light impact And the seatbelt locked them And then Yeah it was all good How did Justin end up in there

You just volunteered, you hopped in. Kind of one of those things. It's like, ah, shoot, it probably isn't too sketchy. And then he got in and then regretted. I love that he goes, I don't even think we're going to need a run up. They're already up on the road. And Jake goes, just to pay me one. And he goes back in first.

I was buying Crownvix online. Normally I would go in person, but it was so busy. I was buying them online. So I bid on like 20 in one day. And I just set the price at like fourth. You know how you can set the high bid? And then when someone bids, it just automatically goes $100 above them. I set the price at, like,

like 4,000 for all 20 of them. Guess how much all 20 of them sold for? 4,000. 4,000 even. Oh, they made it to my max bid and stopped. Yeah, but like that's really suspicious over 20 cars. Essentially, they bid it up. And a guy called me, he goes,

did you set all your max bids at something? He goes, yeah, someone ran all your cars to the max bid. And they were different. They were like, actually it was like 3,800. And then like 2011, I'd go like 4,400. And so in one auction, I got small. smoked and uh yeah they got me bad because i was buying up like 2,500 to 3 000 and uh they just screwed me how do you know that you got yourself like a good one then like off of the

first date like what are you looking for dude with in their in their no can like what are you looking for it like in their riding or like yeah definitely definitely a good good riding stance you know you got to see good posture she's got to be able to get down and you know really ride that thing But besides that, just have a good personality. That's the biggest thing I kind of learned from my last relationship is just, you know, find somebody that you kind of mesh really well with and can find that vibe. So that's the biggest thing. Find the vibe.

And then after that, look at the posture. So is this a tryout or a first date? Kind of both. Yeah, I don't know if you're the one to send into help, Ken. That's what I just figured out. I look at Gab's first date, like, an NFL training camp. Like, he's on the side of the fucking clipboard. No whistle.

Yeah. Referee shirt on everything. I think we're finding out why Gab is having a hard time at love. Like a college football recruiter. Because people think you named yourself, right? Like Heavy D named himself. So that's kind of... Oh, really?

Oh, he told me you did it. But, like, dude, the thing is, is like, the muscle really does sound dushy. Like, it's like, this doucheback called himself the muscle. But that's not why. It wasn't because I was big. It was because when shit needed to get done, they would call me into muscle through and get it done. That's why, because like even now, people are like, oh, you're this, this big fat guy.

You're not even, you call yourself the muscle. I'm like, dude, that's not even why they fucking call me. Can I swear on your pocket? Yeah, yeah, of course. That's not even why they fucking call me the muscle. They call me the muscle because when shit needs to get done, I have to fucking come in and muscle it and get it done. Like shake some guys up or what?

Well, I mean, anything. Like if there was a real, if there was a real negotiation that needed to happen, right? I'm the one that came in. if there was somebody who owed us money it's like dude you owe us money you need to get us paid whatever if there was a deal that needed to get pushed through if there was employees that weren't doing what they were supposed to do and they didn't listen to anybody yeah it's like dude this guy's going to come through and muscle it and get it done makes sense like it's like i would shit my pants if you came up and started shaking me down so that's where it came from

but dude it is always a battle for me because i think it's dushy like dude if somebody was like that's the muscle i'd be like the fun like that's so stupid so i now tell people like I know where I'm at when I hear, hey, what's up, Keaton? I know it's somebody who knows me or if it's like, it's the most. I'm like, ah, it's a fan, you know? Mike did say Jake looking like he just rode the short bus here. Yeah. What?

Did you really? Like right before I got here? No, when you guys were pre-talking shit. No, Mike was actually talking shit right before you walked in. Fill me in. What was he talking? Oh, he was just like, yeah, fuck Jake. I was going to give him a shout out at my wedding, but he left us.

Oh, yeah. I will say. I'm not saying that. I did say short bus He did say the honorary mention part though Mike of I literally shouted you owe I was trying to have a sentimental moment

with Ryan and I couldn't help Hey you go shout out Jake You gave up your seat Get out of here This is my shot now bro And then because I like doing weird things That are different I built a bicycle elevator to get into it

Because stairs and ladders suck And the treehouse is like 25 feet in the air This is not a normal tree house I guess I know This is like the Mac daddy of all treehouse That's what I thought, too. The time we went in it, it was dark. And riding that bicycle elevator up and then walking across the rope bridge,

I was like, dude, this guy is not afraid of heights. There's no way I could have built that, dude. Well, dude, when you were walking across the rope bridge that has the ropes on the side, but you weren't touching the ropes on the side. And you just walked across like it was just like you were in the mall. And then when I got up there, I just watched you do it. And then I get in there and shaking back and forth. And I'm like terrified.

I'm not afraid of heights. But that was like, I was easily the most scared I've ever been that high off the ground. Like how high, generally, how many feet? It's around 20, 25 feet. Like, high enough that you would severely hurt yourself. You don't even get to see the ground for what, when you're going to hit it. Yeah. Isn't that nice that, like, we have our whole life's document, like, our kids, if they, like,

when we die, they're like, I can watch my dad's basically, like, majority of, his life. That's crazy. That was, like, kind of the selling point for us when we started. It was like, well, at least we'll have a video of whatever our weekend was. I imagine my kids will be sitting there back, yeah. See why dad was broke. He really loved Rangers. Oh, yeah, he blew that motor up, blew that truck up, caught that one on fire.

Yeah, I'll see why he was real broke. Couldn't say child sports. If one guy's not drinking, it's just like a different vibe. But if all the boys are drinking, then it's like kind of, Yeah, you don't want to change the vibes a little bit. It does. Yeah. Like, if you're, you know, arm around each other, you're like, I love you, man.

Both on that level, it's kind of like, the sober one's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do you love you, too. Yeah, you definitely are, like, having more of, like, a bonding moment. And then if you're sitting here sober, you're, like, looking at, like, holy shit. Nothing is happening right now. It's the dumbest fucking thing I'm watching, you know? Like, it's just, it's insane. I drove home and I had a four-wheel vehicle, but I put it in two-wheel drive because the roads were good, right? And from Minneapolis.

So anyway, I go and I go directly to the country club, half the line, and I come home and I go around the corner and I step on it. Well, I forgot I didn't have it in a four-wheel drive. Were you trying to drift? No, I would just try and just go home. Why don't you step on around the corner? Well, I was just going to take off. Like a little fish tail? Yeah, kind of.

Yeah, drifted. Yeah. I ran in there. I hit this tree. So my car is. stuck on the tree right oh so like it's yeah so it was a small tree so you remember what kind of car you were driving yeah blazer okay anyway i'm trying to i'm trying to i'm trying to get out and i get put it in four-wheel drive now they did it um he's revving it all of the wrong again he's in

the front yard yeah yeah so all of a sudden all the honey we really got to move away from the All the lights come on in the house. Oh, shit. I'm burning a drown. Like that. And I can't get sold. Pretty soon. You're coming to a freaking cop.

Shut off. Oh, shit. No way. One of my neighbors called the cops. So I got, yeah, exactly. I'm not sure which one. I'm kind of sure, but I don't know. I'm not there anymore.

Anyway. She's going to teepee their house. Yeah. Oh, I do more than that. But anyways, I said, I get out of the car. A cop comes over. He said, yeah. I'll be honest.

out of here in a minute. Well, I can't get out. So I get out, he checked me. I have to go to the bathroom. The lady's driveway that I was in. I was going to use your bathroom. Can I use your bathroom? Yeah.

Nope. You're not using their bathroom. You're arrested. So they haul my ass to jail, right? Oh. I'm too divorced from my house. So I call my buddy up, who's the county commissioner. And I said, you've got to get me out of this.

He was drinking, too. So he said, I got to find it because he's, I got to find it. He was regular with me at the club. And I got to, I'll find somebody to get you come and pick you up. So, but he did call. I didn't have to use any bail. And so the friend that picked me up, my going, well, next day I'm leaving for Las Vegas. We're going to a show, the clothing show.

My freaking car got towed away, and I'm really, yeah. And so I happened to have Bunny, because I was going to Las Vegas, right? So we got to check in at the police station. I got a couple thousand bucks. probably a $1,500 in my wallet. I got a DUI. So I get a hold of an attorney, and that's God. So he started checking around, and so was my buddy.

And he said, when was the last time you had checked, you know, for the, how good your fluid is, that they check the chemical for DUI? Well, they hadn't changed that for like nine months. Well, that could, maybe not any good anymore. They threw it out of court. Wow. So the bottom line is, good to have friends in high police. Dude, every time that I meet our fans, I'm always just reminded, like, how respectful they are.

Well, Ken might say otherwise. Ken might say otherwise. I have some words to say it. Yeah, I was like, let's hear it. For the most part, they are very, very respectful. There was a number of people that took the liberty that they were going to finger draw some things on the dust in my truck. And I got pretty hot from that. I haven't seen you.

Yeah. I haven't seen you that heated about anything in well over a year. couple years. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's just like you don't do that to people's vehicles. You don't just draw on them in the dust. Yeah, I think that it's totally fine. It's got full PPF on it. But it's just like a typical car thing. You do not touch or draw on people's cars. For the most part, like most people know that. But obviously there, uh, there was a fair share of, I don't even want to say kids because like there was like full grown adults doing it. Yeah. That was the thing that pissed me off the most was the 30 year old man.

that was drying on my car i mean that's just crazy dude i'll say just like kind of weird me too dude he like kind of oh he backed up and then eventually ran did you guys see the tic-tok no i haven't i've heard of it i haven't seen let me see it what it's another thing freaking out of people i was trying to find it somebody got it i'm not on like see boy's ticot like none of that shit comes up on my for you page but i really wanted to see it here can get in here yeah you better be on camera to see it look at all these kids drawn on it so the funny thing is oh Oh, wow. Wait, wow.

They were fully getting in there. They're almost like not even drunk. They're just, like, having their way with the car, no matter what. What's more stressful, racing mechanic or working here? The timelines here is probably one of the most stressful things. Man. And it's not because, like, you guys put stress on us to get it done, but, like, you want to get it done. Like, everybody wants to happen.

Yeah. That is an interesting take. Gavin and I probably put us. Yeah, it's everybody watching myself. Yeah. Because I want to get it. get it done for you guys to go do what you do. And then the fans have something to watch.

They were kissing on top of the Zorbas? We were kissing. What? The last time I went up there, I said, I was hugging on top of the Zurbizine. Well, we had to hug just so we didn't find. It's literally a two by six. We had to hug. We had to kiss a new.

Are we kissing? The last time I was up there. That's why I go home after 10. I said I will never do this again because that board is rotten with conduit to it. Did you kiss me on the Zorba sign? You're the closest thing to them Oh my God They wanted the whole Zorber was to see

Yeah I can't up there and kiss I can't believe it didn't break Like this board is rotten Every time you're up there And I go I do it like five times I'm like I'm never doing that again Because when that gives out there five times You're gonna have to like start putting spikes

On that thing so you stop going up like Like the bird spikes Grease the pole No I think it kind of gets everybody going They finish their jink They're like heck yeah And they go spend some money Everybody was stuck.

There was like 15 people around filming. It was crazy. There was the owner out there filming too? I think he was pretending you didn't know what was happening. I also told him I wasn't going to do it anymore. And then like a half hour later. I think you were. Both of you guys are kissing.

There was no kiss. Can we? I'm not even mad. I'm just more confused. This is happy for you. That was a survival tactic. We, two people on a rod. No, we need a line.

You're like, they were going to die, we had to kiss. We couldn't leave it on the table. It was going to be our last kiss. Dude, I think you get some pole around there, Evan,

just because you spend so much money there. They're like, eh, it's Evan, just let him do what he wants. If he wants to kiss on the side. If he wants to go up on the roof, let him do it,

I guess. I don't know. There's some crazy guy on the sign. Oh, no, that's just Evan. He says he's going to jump. Dude, I was trying to jump. I was so scared. Like, we were hugging, and the board was so small.

And, like, Evan was pushing me up, and he was pushing me up. And I was like, dude, I got to jump. I got to jump. Like, I have to jump. But I'm telling you, you can't. We're 15 feet. Like, were you liquored up? No, I was sober.

One of us drunk trying to kiss you. He was trying to kiss me. Oh, God. I'm more concerned that you were sober doing all this. Well, he just invited me up, and I was like, I didn't think. it was going to be that bad until I got up there and then I got up there and I was like holy shit dude and the worst part the light is blinding you so you can't really see

you can't even see anybody the bugs are so thick are on that spot like they're just in your mouth you know yeah they're in there in your eyes it's terrible dude it's terrible up there it's so bad I just love being on both sides of the spectrum because like dude hot I was hoping that like I was going to get like a late in life growth spurt one and then late in life like my facial hair was going to start coming in yeah well ben you did just turn 25 yesterday so i mean i'd imagine puberty should be right around the corner yeah but like the point i feel like the point of having a dog is like it kind of acts as like a companion you know but cats are just like little dicks they are yeah that's why i love cats heaven really gets riled up when

when people can't find the limiter it's funny and awesome and fun you're like let me let me let me Like the rev limiter? Yeah. Yeah, I just want to see what it can do. There's no, what good is short shift in it and doesn't impress nobody. Right. Let's just bring it out. See what it's got.

Yeah, you've gotten really good at that too. And the thing is, there's a lot of vehicles that some people think are underpowered, but get them in the limiter. You might be surprised at the power they can put down. All the power is right on the chip. I don't know if it's normally how that works. Yeah, most people don't unlock it, but there's a little extra power up there. Miss Chip is a kid. is just extended creativity because they're not malicious.

They're not being malicious at all. They're just trying to figure out how stuff works. So I want my kids to figure out how stuff works as risky and dangerously as possible right before they get like super hurt. So I want to stop it there. It's a fine balance. Oh, man. It's not easy.

But I can't wait for you guys to see your kids and see the things in them that you're like, oh, shit. Hey, you got that from me. Oh, so we have live. Why is the Wu-Tang symbol up there? Oh, wait. Evan was just about to do that one instead of my fucking phone yeah how can you get his face oh shit that's pretty dangerous that that's dangerous oh fuck ev let's scroll up a little bit

and keep going no don't go up it's not your phone bro are you did i air drop you those and then actually it's so funny maybe i took yeah maybe you air dropped in me but anyway Fuck, I just had a stroke. Dream girl. Dude, probably that girl on the fight last night. You could only see her from the waist up. Oh, you had to see. You're so shallow.

What was that chick's name? Sidney. Slide into her DMs. Did I actually? Yeah, I mean, I can't imagine she's going to respond. No, not against you, but I would imagine a lot of guys are probably sliding into her DMs. But be original and say, hey, do you want to ride three wheelers? Do it right now?

Because that's actually like a legitimate. thing. And then if she does, if she does follow up, you're like, all right, let's go ride three wheelers. Gav, what's the worst thing I can happen by you doing that? You'll win her over from there. You'll win her over from there. What's the worst thing that can happen by you doing that? Probably nothing, right? Could get punched. She could, she could reply, come here, start dating him. They get married. Turns out she's fucking crazy. That'd be the worst thing. That would be the worst thing that he's locked in with her.

She ends up divorcing him, taking all of his three wheelers. The only thing he's left with is a 12 valve and a little fucking. Don't tell them that. With tits like that, it would be worth the run. Beat it up while it lasts, buddy. I do agree. Oh, my gosh. I don't agree, dude.

Losing all your shit. It would be worth it for the three months of enjoyment, but... You'd lose everything, Ken, for three months. That's where your bars, huh? I mean with those tits, yeah. Yeah, what does a guy even say in a DM like that? Yeah, I just told you what to say, dude. Tell her, you just picked up a couple gallons of canoli oil

and you're not deep-frying fish tonight. She's not going to respond to that. I'm not saying that, brother. I haven't slept this good in this long in a long time. But I have had the wackiest dreams. I feel like so merch has kind of been on my mind because we've been, you know, doing a lot more stuff with it with the truck giveaway, stuff like that.

So last night, apparently, I had a dream that Shane Gillis, like the comedian, wore our shirt during a stand-up. It would be great. So like, you know, whenever we see a shirt and anything, like a background or somebody else's video, we're always like screenchild and I like, look, that's cool. So I was stoked to share it with everybody. And then I watched the video and he was shitting on Ken for his bad customer's service. Oh, no.

And he like did this whole thing about how Ken personally was doing a business. bad job with customer service and how bad we all sucked oh my gosh this is what you're dreaming about i guess so dude i'm sorry i think you do a great job but i woke up and i was like and i was like oh thank god it shank gills wasn't attacking us one of a few people you don't want to be roasting you it's definitely him can did you wake up in a sweat this morning and not not know why no it was the weirdest dream he slept in because he's not doing any customer service Shane Gills is out there just pissed, dude. Yeah, I accidentally blacked out at Family New Year's.

I don't know how it happened. A couple vodka Red Bulls, lost my credit card. You woke up in the morning with Mike. Yeah, dude. You put the mic. You put the mic, dude. And Mike was very responsible, I think. I don't know.

I had a good time. I was watching this one. The camera shake, which is unintentional. I think makes the crash look even just a slight bit worse. Even though it was already bad. Who do you think was holding the camera there? You? CJ acts like you did it on purpose

No that was fucking perfect filming Dude you kidding me Pam out hit it No but the shake I'm just saying the shit I didn't mean to do the shake I was just trying to keep it The filming was perfect

Some people Dalton wouldn't have But that's a difference Between a good film or a bad film Or they'd miss that shit They'd have half of that shit I didn't say he wouldn't have got I said Dalton one

I thought you were getting it Why do you think he's here That's why why do you think he's here Oh what I liked about NASCAR It's this like crossover between two cultures. You've got dudes that are sitting there in, like, very expensive RVs, like a million dollars in an RV.

They got a trailer. They got their freaking F-450 platinum's pulling it. Yep. And then right next to them, you have some dudes that bought a Winnebago for $1,000 off of Craigslist, or maybe just had it in their back 40 and just aired up the tires and put some seafone in the gas tank and drove it there. And they're right next to each other, sharing beers, having fun.

Like, it's such a good crossover. of culture like everybody's just there to have fun there really was the extreme of both ends of everything like you had yeah you had like you know a standard redneck and you had like a wealthy business man so i was living in my truck and i had like a truck topper and i made this like cedar kind of slide out drawer thing and i was just like climbing and surfing and being a bum so i didn't have any money so i spent my last money on the go cart and this pink power wheels and when i went to the guy's house to buy the little pink Mustang. He was like, hey, I also have this Barbie kitchen set if you're interested. And I was like, oh, no, this is for me. Like, I'm going to make a go cart. And he was like, oh, okay.

Like, it was so awkward. But I had to, it was full commitment. You're walking out. You're like, well, I guess I'll take the part. Exactly. It was full commitment because I had to take the truck to the truck top or off my truck to fit the go cart. And I was like, all right. Your house. That's my house. I was like, it's full commitment. now. Well, then he just moved into my tree house, so it worked out. It worked out. How'd you end up getting all piled up two nights ago?

Oh, man. The little gremlin? Yeah. No, actually, the gremlin wasn't even trying to get me to drink it. I think it was Ken. Really? Look at that smile. What happened?

I had my first day on the job, and he was all fired up, so he took me out and bought me a shot. He packaged some orders, and he was just like, I do this with everyone. I don't know if we've talked about this, but the clip of Evan falling through the ice was on Fox News. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was mainstream.

That was mainstream. Fox Business. So random, too. Maybe it's like a segment that they have, but it was like just straight up a part of the Fox News Network of like them talking business. And they were like, brief break in the program to just show a random clip of a guy riding a dirt bike on thin ice. They quoted us and stuff too, which was cool. Or cited us.

Put the clip in right here, boom. So these YouTubers decided to do a little dirt biking on a frozen lake. Oh, no. Don't you love dramatic injuries? No. Just a little groin pole. He's totally fine. Tonight, Jesse Warner's prime time, Kobe Covington,

Carrie Lake, Tommy Laron, Charlie Arnold. After that went live, it was weird, like how many people saw that and were like, oh my gosh you guys were on fox news like so many people that you know we don't really talk to every day but are probably like massive fox news fans of they were like oh my god either these guys have made it maybe of like some validation now or like had to be a crash god damn no it could have been something all the good things couldn't have been like the hummer pontoon one of our prouder inventions or like the come and swapped ranger yeah that'd be even better oh jake blew up his jake blew up his Subaru drifted boom yeah yeah it's in the title

just blew up. We've got to get back to the video. What the hell was that? That's classic. What? That's on the internet, dude. No, that's amazing. What made us go, yo, we should write like a, like a, like a, what does it call it? I'm trying to think, like a little riff. Man calls it a hit. No, a chorus group. Like a men's

board. Barbershop quartet. Yeah, that's what it was. Ryan, I got to say this might be your worst Halloween cost. Oh, God. I don't think this wasn't even. Oh my God. I didn't get better and or such. It wasn't even hard. I'm leaving. Oh. Great.

No, if it's horny. I walked out to my truck this morning and there was a bumper sticker or I should say like a back window sticker on mine. And it said chubby chaser. I don't know who put that on there. And how long I've been driving around with it. But I was like. oh and uh i tried taking it off and i couldn't get it off because it was so cold it was literally

right on there it was one of those stickers that's like you know you take it off or you can just get like a little like string of it and i was like well this sucks and now it's still on there chubby chasing hell yeah and i remember one time this guy was getting arrested they had like a bunch of cops it was me grandma and grandpa and he's like oh you want to pull over and watch so we pulled over into the into the convenience start party line watched this guy get like taken down the cops. I was like watching out the windows. That's Evan's like worst nightmare. He'd be afraid that the cops, no, he's afraid that the cops were a little over.

He's sick. He's like, get out of here. Get out of your grip. What the fuck are you doing? That's what he'd be saying. Every time he sees a cop, he starts tweaking. Yeah. There was a reason for that because I thought if CJ would see that, don't let that happen to you.

Yeah, I mean, it definitely helped. It helped. Not much, but it was such a good influence. Yeah, I did. It was funny one time I was hanging out with my other friends, like my college friends, and I was with him for a whole weekend and nobody said any like mean things about each other. And I go, we don't know each other. I go like, holy shit, this is a positive environment.

Driving nuts. If no one's talking shit for a whole weekend, I would lose my mind. What do we say? I messed up and no one called me an idiot. Yeah, that was strange. My self-confidence was through the room. Yeah, I didn't get completely crucified. When I dropped that thing.

Yeah. They actually told me it was going to be okay. Yeah. I was just so caught off guard. I figured they had to have been messing with me and something big was coming, but something big. I don't think you can insure. Yeah, I don't really think you can.

If it burns down on a track or hits a wall on track, I don't think the insurance is going to step in. It's just a 350 Z on a curvy driveway. You, of all people, will know how this works. And there's a video of it, you're effed. Yeah. It's kind of got a little bit of like insurance fraud. Look at his eye.

Yeah, he's got that smile back there. Like, that plaid's getting awfully ready. Remember his Barney shirt? Commit tax fraud. Bro, who the fuck wears that shit? Legends are. Our poor tax guys. Like, no, we do not.

Oh, my gosh. Real wealth and real prosperity happens in your late 40s. So many kids get so caught up on being rich in their 20s and 30s. It's like, slow down. enjoy these years build that momentum get that experience don't you don't want to look back guys and and wish that you would have done something differently or wish that you would have been something differently do that now do that now because now's the time to have those experiences later on is when the wealth just comes naturally because you've let yourself live

you met people you made relationships you learned skills all these different things now's the time to do that don't worry about getting rich it comes easier with age 1,000 We got to watch this video that Evan captured of one of our buddies. What is Evan's KTM, a 300? Yeah. 300, two-stroke. Big boy two-stoke. And he, this guy's in shorts, t-shirts, and flip-flops.

But, oh, my gosh, dude. This one was, he was walking funny for a week after this. Oh. That guy had no, no one on to be on the wedgey dude. They had to surgically remove them from his ass. And his face is riceless. We're sponsoring a couple of kids to go through college. Mike is wearing the sweatshirt.

Oh, yeah. Dude, that's so awesome. I saw that when I was gone. That's freaking cool, you guys. Dude, it turned into kind of like a little bit of a riot. Yeah. At one point,

we were like, we were like, we were just kind of surrounded and we're signing stuff and taking pictures. And next thing, you know, all these kids are doing burnouts and shit. Yeah. The president's there.

The president's there. And he's like looking around. And then they're like, who next kid does a burnout? Not why? Whatever. And then our kid starts doing a burnout. And then,

The freaking cops come. No. They're sitting there, like trying to patrol. And we're standing there. It started out like, let's go. I'm pretty sure. And then it ended with us being like, man, we didn't tell me to do that. Who the hell are the C-boys?

I told the guy, I was like, we didn't tell them to do that. And it was funny, though, because I didn't realize the president and like all those people were there. And then these kids are doing a burn out. I'm kind of, you know, watching whatever. And then I see the cops come. I go, oh, shit, the cops are here. And they totally hurt me.

I was like, get out of here. And, but yeah, I mean, we didn't tell them to do it, but it was, it was a really good time, honestly. It was wild, dude. Okay, can I open it up? You know? Yeah, you can open up yours, but yours comes with a little story, but you can start opening because it's inside of the box. You know, like, you used to be a, you used to be a fellow Corvette owner. I know how much you love the Corvette culture.

Going to the car meets, wearing the gear and stuff like that. And I feel like ever since you switched, you haven't had the same. experience so hey just let everyone know you dick dude thank you Ryan how much CJ bet you don't ask somebody I gotta ask somebody when they bought you a membership to the Lamborghini club I wouldn't get too excited I bought Ben a Lamborghini gift and he never used it that's right that in his office what would you think that I do wearing this hat looking the way I do. Professional nerd.

I think you honestly look like you're in like a buy-sell supercar business. Like I'm just holding it until I own it. No, you own a Lamborghini too, but you just help people. Do I know a lot about them? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know a lot. But you also look like you learned everything you know about them in like the last two years.

You read every brochure. Yeah, I'm probably going to just take it off then if you guys are cool with it. But thank you, Ryan. Yeah, no problem. My parents got me a bike when I was three, and they took me to the track in Canada, and I was like begging them to go get a bike, so they got me a quad. Oh my God. Dude, I was pissed.

I woke up on my birthday, and there was a quad there, and I was like, this is not a bike. How old were you? Like three. I might be three, but I know this is wrong. That's funny, dude. Dude, I was so mad they bought me a quad. And then I started riding the quad, and I rolled it off a bridge, and I was stuck on there. No, no, by accident, I got stuck under it.

So then my grandpa was on a ride on mower and I rolled off the bridge on our little property. I wish I could see it. So then they realized that the quad was too dangerous and then they bought me a bike finally. Send us on out somebody. Dan. Ken.

Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken.

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