Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Best Of The Life Wide Open Podcast by CboysTV 2025

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

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Ever done one of these? Dave? No, closest has probably been a deposition. What? Ken went to Europe 10 years ago and he came back and he never caught back up. He's still behind. Ken is still two weeks behind or however long he was in Europe.

I'm trying to stay hard for the little banged up. Just like our buddy Gavin, always trying to stay hard. I'm just trying to stay hard, bigger edge. There's way too many guys in his coach to be talking like that. Ken's going to be in a Spider-Man morph suit, too. I got it Take one, leave one, Ryan Titties or beer

I'm taking beer I think I spend more time with beer Than the other What's what are you Bro? Everyone Bro took beer over titties What?

You still got butts What? It's a controversial statement Yeah, that is How? All right CJ, it's starting to make sense What would you say? The latter

I drop beer in a heartbeat. Same. I guess I am more on to quillia now. I would take, bro, I'm not getting, there's very few things I'm getting rid of before tities. Ryan didn't even have to think about it. Where do you draw the line?

My family? I think that's about it. Are you still down to get that tattoo you were talking about? The white molding tattoo? So hold on. So is this going on my thigh? Well, originally you said, He said tram stamp, but if you had to negotiate the thigh, it was on the thigh, and there was an arrow pointing towards my dick.

Well, that was his suggestion. The white monster, I said, okay. Wait, what is, what is this? You agreed to that tattoo? Well, hold on. We were talking how much it would cost. Mike said 100 grand. I said, for a tram stamp that is.

I'm like, bro, I'd do it for less than 100. What tattoo? Exactly. The monster logo with an arrow. No, I think that's to say, it would also say white, monster. towards my I'm down for that I'll do it

That's funny I'll do it for Whatever I say is going to sound ridiculous But I'd do it for 30K All right Mike said 100 Yeah I said 100

That's just within the realm of possibility Now we're talking A budget for a video We're going to have to really milk this out And I didn't realize that He would come home Like his curfew would say at 11 o'clock You'd come home at 11

and then pretend to go to bed but sneak out the back door and go party and do whatever, which I didn't learn about that till later. I even got to broke my foot one night, snuck back into the house with a broken foot, and then pretend to fall on the stairs. You next fall on the stairs?

They're just finding out about this. John's like, what? Maybe I never did tell him. Oh, my God. You knew. Evans' dad's just finding this out now. I rolled my ankle running from the cops and I broke my foot.

yeah we think it's just a fresh injury that happened going downstairs oh it was so brutal i had to wait for like six seven hours and my foot's just swollen and dropping i got to wait until morning and then maybe made it to like six or six a believable time yeah kind of clunk clunk clunk stumble on the stairs that's pretty good that's pretty good i mean yeah i've been off the wagon for a little bit you know in bed yep i can't go any further i think i know where exactly what you said i can't go any further let's just stop there what was evans advice to you he didn't have any there was nothing to be saying he's kept trying to ease me along like oh yeah i don't have that problem maybe you're just more of like a primal you know because like if you look at it

in terms of uh before this day and age like you would just be able to spread your seed faster. And not getting in by the line. So through natural selection, your genes are actually more dominant than Evans. He's spreading them extremely fast. Right? Didn't you say you got like five times in a couple of hours?

That's pretty impressive. That is awesome. That's very impressive. That is extremely impressive, dude. What are you complaining about? What are you complaining about? Five times in a couple of hours? You know to back it up, but it's only, I mean, with two seconds at a time.

Math only adds up in 10 seconds. Still, bro. Still, to be able to reload that quick is very impressive. Bro, are we talking about this? Are you using performance-enhancing drugs for this? What? Running stock. Fully stock?

Fully stock. Damn. Do you drink much pineapple juice? No, that's good for you. No, just some Dr. Pepper. Someone's been posting thirstraps of Ken. Yeah, who's been taking them, Dalton. I think Ken's actually got access to post those.

Our first video back in a minute and it's that. It took TikTok getting deleted and coming up for us to start using it. Dude, those vids of Ken are popping though. Do you have that one ready of when he's sleeping, Dalton? When he's sleeping? Yeah, that like one minute one. Just raw him just. He kind of moans in between stars.

And then you like, at one point I think you like kind of turn the camera and you like get in. And he's just sleeping All the comments about his wedgy I'll have to start locking my door at night Yeah, I know Dalton was in there Which one? No, I have the one in the hotel

The bedroom door or the back door face All of them I have the one where I put cheese on his face When he's sleeping That's the look of a guy with the back door Oh, that's from Vegas That's from Vegas right there I'm not happy about you getting scammed

But I do get a good chuckle out of this Nothing that makes you happier than your other friends having problems. Oh, 100%. That sounds terrible when you put it that way. It's terrible. It's okay. It's kind of funny in the long run, but it sucks for us. When you're laughing at me when I'm in a pickle, I'm not enjoying it, but you're getting a hell of a time out of it.

Your pickles are always hilarious, Gavin. That's maybe not the best example. Also, Gavin's never really been in a real pickle, though. See, Jake got fucking scammed on 1,500 news. Evan's just like, how am I going to spend the rest of my day being this happy? We got to talk about that thing right there. You guys getting into Fortnite? You guys are like 10 years late.

Jacob. Ryan, you're almost 30 years old playing Fortnite at your dad's house. Stop this. Stop this. My girlfriend's here. Playing Fortnite at your dad's house. Ed is a tough look at your age. Yeah, Jake's a man.

He plays Tarkov. Yeah. Yeah, I do go to bed late. or too late sometimes. But even when I do go to bed early and I'm all caught up on my sleep, let's say go to bed, or nine, I could sleep till 4 o'clock in the afternoon the next day, no problem. I also have this alarm clock.

It like vibrates your bed. It's called the sonic room. It flashes, LEDs at you. It's like the loudest alarm clock in the world. And that still doesn't wake me out. What are you thinking about right now, Ev? He's got a vibrating alarm clock in his bed. Can't wait till morning.

He's not getting up on purpose. It's got to just like for your dad feel. even after you get that thing back to pristine condition, it'd be like if your girl cheated on you or something and you guys get over it, but then in the back of your mind, you're just like, it's just not the same.

It's been ran through a little bit here. Yeah. That is how Corvette owners think about their cars. It's been beat up. And don't get me wrong. It's okay if he beats it up. Yeah. Someone else is beat.

Yeah, but Corfett guys ain't beating their cars up, right? Ah, some of us are beating it up. We're beating it up. beating it up you ain't beating it sometimes not every week Saturday nights we're beating it up gosh that's funny it is funny you're running it very hard

I'll run it hard every so often there's like Corvette Ryan beats a shit out of his but any other Corvette owner there's very few and far Ryan's few and far between I think the first time I ever rode in Ryan's Corvette is not in the room

what what You guys aren't going to believe this. Dalton is actually AI generated. He's not actually even been here. Imagine Dalton just like pixelates right here. We're like, it was all a prank on you. Wait, wait, stand up and move so we can do that shot.

Get out of the shot for one second. Here you go, Ryan. Just CGI some shit. I'm a podcast editor, bro. I take audio and picture and splice. You guys, you three are... Wait, whoa. I'm not Steven Spielberg.

Seriously, you guys don't know how to do this? You are the three editors in the room. That camera's on a tripod. All you have to do is transition to a clip where he's not in it. It's the easiest thing ever. You just put a little... This ain't avatar, Mike. We don't have that type of budget.

Are you being serious? You drive past your house and you got the tiniest dock and then also the tiniest little boat. Like, it looked pretty good. And then I feel like you need that out front because it lets the women know that's the shoreline in the back zone. I was cracking up Because CJ kept going

Oh look at it is the tiniest dock I've ever seen And I was like Dude I don't know what you're talking about I can't even see a dock I see the lift I see the boat And the tiny little boat was covering the dock The dock is legit nine feet long It was less I think it was five

Yeah a lot of guys feel like they need to compensate On the lake Ken feels so secure in himself He goes the opposite direction Smallest boat house Smallest dock a little lift with a tiny pontoon shoreline impact zone you were just worried about your neighbors thinking maybe you were too rich yeah I know I don't want a bad impression for the neighbors don't want to flex on them that hard the upside down pineapple flag or you driving that driving that Chevy through your house a week after you bought it that was not a I think they already have their ideas on you the neighbors actually loved that because every single one of them hated that house they were they were happy to see that Then they see your tiny pontoon.

What the fuck is that? Imagine coming home and be like, I'm so happy that we're finally back at our lakehouse and that your wife walks in before you. Oh, my God. Honey, what? Oh, my God. I think the neighbor's going to chase me.

A tiny pontoon next door. I think the neighbor's going to try to chase me. The neighborhood's gone to shit. It's not even a 20%. seven footer. I thought the pores weren't allowed to live on this beach.

And then they see Ken walking down hopping it and putting it to yeah, that thing's not seen in front of my house.

Ken, I heard you kicked a TV the other day. What? Yeah, I was hoping that wasn't going to come out. Thanks,

Stolton. In my defense, that is too good of a story not to tell. Yeah, I may have blacked out and broken a TV. Why?

What? Take us through. Full story. Okay, so we're at a, we're at a, we're at a, we're at a, the chili cookoff. And the person who's house it was at, she was like, yeah, I need a new TV. And it was like, fuck it. I'll just buy her new TV because it was Black Friday that weekend and TVs were on sales. This is before kicking the TV, you were already, no, this was after that next day.

Okay, no, no, no, no, no. You got to go through the whole thing. So I actually don't remember because I blacked out. Hold on, can you always say that when you do something? I actually don't remember. I don't even remember doing it. Always. This is like me after being told after the fact the next day.

I love we're just sitting at the bar. And someone goes, yo, careful. Watch out. That TV. Ken's here. We all look at each other. I go, huh, wait, what? He goes, yeah, you kicked a TV.

And we're like, ooh, tell us more. Oh, hey, Cody. Update. We were just chatting on the podcast today. And we were wondering about a little more information on the whole Ken kicking in TV incident. Sure. I don't know why he had it in his brain that he needed to destroy the TV.

I think maybe because she needed a bigger one or something. And so he just, he was like, oh, we should just destroy it. And we're like, no, no, no. Like, let's just leave it. And I thought we had him talked off the lid. You know, all of a sudden, he's like kicking the TV off the nightstand and like stomping on it and all this stuff. Holy smokes. We had originally gone in back to her apartment

Because we were going to kind of clean up after the chili party Because So this wasn't at the chili party Last year we flipped everything in her house upside down What wasn't Ken a leader of that too? Ken was a leader of this yes You shut her water off He was taking light bulb down

This is how Ken flirts Ken's version of flirting Is just going into a chick's house And just destroy Okay, last year You wanted to buy her a gift But you felt embarrassed about it So you had to ruin it to justify the gift

And you should slash your tires next time No, no I'll come with you We should do it as long as you buy your new ones after I think we should. That'd be great prank Trust me, she'll love it It's one of those things where you wake up the next morning You're like, what the fuck did I do?

I wish I... You wish that's all right? You wish that's all right? you had to regret Was teased Wouldn't that be nice? Oh fuck It was just a shitty TV

Fire too You were good to go And I already ordered it last night You could Plug your Tesla in at Her house And then run up her power bill And pay it

Got him Got him Got her You could drive your Bronco right through the garage door. And then get him a new garage door. And if her car's in there, you can buy her the car, too. You could clog her toilet and then do her plumbing for her. It's like, he puts in hotel plumbing.

It's good for, like, hundreds of people. It's just industrial six-inch pipes. Oh my God. I finally got my voicemails back from the wedding. So we had like a phone. It was like the guest book. Oh, dang it. I forgot to do that.

Or did I? I don't know. I haven't listened. There's a bunch. So it's just like a little old school phone. You pick it up. You leave a message. And I got the messages back and I got to play the one that Evan left.

Dude, I didn't even know. It's like, it's pretty standard. It's funny. None of it makes any sense at all. Yeah. We only had one towel And Like he wasn't staying

There were pubs in my bed sheets He wasn't staying anywhere It's probably fine I get it But What the fuck Yeah I honestly I just want my money back

Evan thought he was on the phone With Like customer service Yeah hotel, is that the best western? What are you doing? That's hilarious. I think I just thought it would be funny with you.

Yeah, so I figured that. I mean, as random as it gets. And then he leaves another one and it gets a little sad. And I'm pretty fucking horny right now. See, I just, I just want someone to talk to. I'm not in a good place Oh my god So if you can call me back

That'd be great Ken just doesn't want these storage units put up Because it's right across from his bar And then he has to like get drunk and look at storage units Yeah that'd be a shame That's where they draw the line Like even if it was another block away from the lake They're away from his bar

Once it's out of the shoreline impact zone, there would be zero fuss because he wouldn't have to do any of this, like, go to the county stuff. Man, we are turning into locals, aren't we? Yeah, there you go. Ken just said shoreline impact zone. Yeah, but watch out. It's coming for the shoreline impact zone. Is that what you call your boat house? No, that's what I had to do.

It's what I did to get my boat off. It was pretty good. Come on. It was good. It was good. But there is no bed. So how can it be in it? That doesn't matter.

He's got a couch. Yeah. Gosh, that is great. The shoreline impact zone. Holy shit, that's pretty good. That's just a new name of his boat house. Ken's Boathouse is now the shoreline impact zone. Let's get him a sign.

I think you've got to buy it. Like, buy it right on it. Right now. Oh, it's on eBay. You just add to cart. Deposit of $1,000 is required. Done. You need to take a loan with my credit card?

Deposits are non-refundable. The podcast could put up. a thousand dollars for your deposit that you have to pay back does the podcast have a thousand dollars to put up yeah it's just it's all tied up yeah well assets and investments right now yeah it's ironic that i've literally thought that i've looked at every gen five viper for sale right now but he finds he sent me one that i haven't seen it's insane i swear can it has some like back alley entrance to these apps just got car gurus and auto tempest that's like the two to look get because they have everything.

Mike, I think you should buy it right now. A deposit of $1,000 is required is not refundable. That's not the end of the world. Trump changed for money. Scammed out of worse. No, but press buy it now.

Yeah, just press buy it now. I'd do that at $1.25. Yeah. At least click that'd be a good video and then we go and get it. Pick it up. There's a make an offer option on there? Not on this one. I was hoping for that.

Come on, Mike. The podcast needs a thumbnail in title. Yeah. For real. Mike buys a Viper live on the podcast. It's been highly intested. You ever use the chat GPT where you're like literally talking to them? Yeah.

Here, like if you go, what are the benefits of knick-knack and why are people raving about them? Hey, it sounds like you guys are. Now, where is it all? If you have any other questions. She sounds kind of hot. Can you change the voice? Dude. Yeah.

You know what's funny that you say, damn, she's kind of hot her voice? I got a little jammed up last night because I used chat. All day long and I'm at home and I'm talking to this thing and Alex's like, who is that? It's chat GPT. Why does she sound like that? And like she started getting jealous. Alex, she's like jealous of chat GPT. And then she's like, sends this to her friends like, he can change the voice. Then she's all like, you need to change the voice. I'm like, I'm not changing the voice. I like it. Yeah. So dude, like I got a little bit of an issue with that. She's like laying in bed. I'm just talking. She just hear CJ go, tell me.

me something sweet it was kind of getting smoky so I was like this is just like we got to shut it down so I shut it down and so what I think happened is because I didn't feel the cut and I didn't crash so I don't really know when it happened like Gavin could have flung a piece of glass off on his wheel and it could have hit my arm and cut it I could have that's not what happened though yeah there's no way it could have happened yeah so what I think is happened I stepped off the bike and my bike stayed standing up and the window sill was to my left and I was walking and I slipped and put my arm out to catch myself but it went out the window and then went and then I fell down and touched the window sill but then I was chill I was chilling totally chilling I don't know

if you were chilling I was like I got to get out of the house it's too smoky so I start walking to the front door and I look down and my arm is just completely sliced open and I'm like boys hospital now and I walk straight over to I'm like dude you got to take your belt off and wrap it around this as tight as you can and he's like I'm like dude no like you need to take your belt off right now like we don't have any time to spare

normally he doesn't hesitate when you tell him to do that these are like 19 I'd say probably 80s dual pain windows like two separate frames that are apart with just a space in between like old style windows no glass protection, you know, no tempering where they shatter into little things that don't hurt. Like, this is classic like saw, saw movie grade glass.

Yeah, it's thick ass, big, like jagged pieces. Just ready to cut. Just ready to cut. Yeah. Slice, yeah. And so. I don't know. We just took it too far.

But, dude, I think it was the high heels that really did dirty in that situation. The wine and the high heat and the spaghetti sauce on the floor, like, I was. slight I mean who would have thought that those high heels would be

Evan you gotta look at this one you gotta take a look at this one you know when you look

back at it you really wonder what the fuck were we doing oh my god my leg has been pretty gnarly actually

I think it's can you can you show it without like yeah it's not I'll take my pants getting inappropriate

camera for sure I don't know can. I mean, it's not bad. Look how long his underwear are. He's fine. He has a poop stain, doesn't he? He has a poop stain. That's bad. Turn around.

Turn around. Turn around. Bro. Ryan, you're going to have to censor that. Being a YouTuber's heart. And in order to do it. You have to want it. Every single bone in your body has to want it. And I had been doing it for over five, six, whatever, seven years, riding motorcycles around the country, you know, risking my life, possibly freedom. And I've been on rides where like people are getting seriously hurt,

you know, where people had passed away. And at the bottom of it, too, I also didn't really want to be a YouTuber. Like, I didn't like all the attention. Like when I was on these rides and like, you know, we'd go out to bars, whatever. And like, I remember being younger and like guys were buying me beers and I'm like oh god buys me a beer I gotta talk to him now you know this this and I was like god like I just didn't like that energy of like I don't know if you like me or you just want like to be close to me because I have like these fog I couldn't tell and I didn't like that energy and it was kind of like I can't ride like this forever I don't really like the attention I'm getting burned out on editing and I just realized I didn't want to do it yeah

and it you know being a YouTuber it's hard and you guys have a great team you can kill it. And it's awesome to watch. I just realized I was like, it's just not for me. I did it to the best that I could. I got to a level where I got a taste of kind of a lot of the things that come with it. You know, you get the, you can make good money, the fame, the attention, the connections. Like, I got it all. And I was like, I just, just doesn't seem like something I want to do long term. And maybe I'll, in five years from now, I'll be back at a full battle. I don't, I don't think so. I think I just, I stopped it. And I accepted. I'm like, I'm not doing this. And I felt way better. We were on the sidewalk,

watching the street performer he was a rapper and he was actually doing really good like i actually gave him like a $20 tip because he was actually spitting bars yeah yeah like it was good give him some money we're having a beer watching him and i'm like man this just seems like the appropriate time to like light a joint like how fast officers well we were halfway through the joint so you had a couple minutes yeah yeah yeah at least i got stoned before the experience oh they got that probably ease your nerves we were kind of more out in the open so they took us to get over here got us like backed up against the wall they got us surrounded um and this whole time i'm just like holding it and it's smoldering and i'm like focusing on this officer

and i just feel a rubber glove grabs my wrist for the one hand with the other hand the lady just grabs it is just like looking at it i don't know why but it's just so funny to me i mean it's a freaking joint it's legal i'm pretty sure in half the country and then uh meanwhile your cousin and will were in the bathroom, weren't they? Like, they walked out like, holy shit. Cousin Joe never recovered from Mamosa morning. He just stayed in bed. Will had just walked into the Walgreens to buy us around to cocktailians.

So when he walks in, we're watching this street performer. He comes out two minutes later and we're just swarmed by Federal Allies. And his face was just truly, like, just like the double take, you know. Just me and Nikki backed up against the wall. They put you in like cuffs? No, no, no. And they're surrounded. They surrounded.

And honestly, they were very nice. They didn't overly hassle us. They were just very firm. Either way, we're fired up. We got the best fans in the world. Dude, it's crazy, actually. So respectful. Yeah.

They are. They're also nice. They're just good people. Good kids. We've definitely curated an insane community. Yeah. Honestly, no lows. It was all highs.

But there was a really high high. someone proposed in the booth. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, shout out to those guys. Congratulations. Happy couple. We might be invited to the wedding.

Ken might be the ordained. You might have to get my license. The efficient. Yeah. I don't know. I'll figure it out. You guys got any advice? I mean,

I asked Evan, he didn't have anything. You could, like, think about other things. Don't think about three wheelers. Yeah, just think about other things. Think about four wheelers.

It turns you off. You could do less motion, too. Yeah, I feel like, if you're, If you're doing, like, a lot of, like, this, if you know what I mean, but you did less range of motion, but just kept it close because, like, it's not really about the range of motion.

Really? Yeah. Okay. I like that. I mean, if you're trying to really get it done. Like, get them going. Yeah. Like, it's not really about your range.

I don't think. It's more so about the contact like this, if you know what I'm saying. Really actually making it happen. Is this, is this too much? I mean, that's my advice to you. So, like, that, that could help with prolonging it. And then also, like, if you're, like, just about to release, what you can do is switch positions. But take a little long getting into this new position.

Like, so that way you have. How fucking long does it take me to roll over again? Yeah, you know, like, like take your time. Take your time. Take your time. And then, like, you know, you can maybe gain some more time there. That would be my two things. But, yeah, you maybe got to just try and discuss.

I can't disconnect. I mean, it's like anything else where I get too flustered, then I just keep getting more flustered and it ends bad. Are you? Well, yeah, if you're thinking, yeah. Are you getting pretty, like, active? Such as? Are you sweating a lot?

Yeah, are you, like, sweating right now, man. It's sweating right now. Like, we might even talk about this in the last podcast. We did, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, when Jake, like, rides a snowmobile, like, he's just doing all these. Unnecessary exaggerated motion, right? and I feel like you're maybe doing the same.

Just way too much in bed, probably. You're probably right, too, yeah. I don't know, maybe. I don't know what it is either. I got to figure it out, though. I mean, there's something wrong with me right now. Dalton can't even do a burnout with his tires. He did it last night, actually.

Yeah, it was raining. No, you didn't do it last night. You almost fucked me. Oh, oh. For the funniest thing ever. What happened? What happened last night? The Cummins is idling in the parking lot while Dalton's inside.

singing songs. We didn't know he was singing. He's got the camera propped up. He's singing to it next to a dirt bike. And then you just see him look because he hears his truck start spooling up in the driveway. So you hopped in it that F?

Yep, hopped in it. Gav said, you know, is this thing to do a burnout? So I was attempting to spool it up and spin the tires a little. And by that time, Dalton came running out, drug me out of the truck. So it could do a burnout? He ended up getting in it

and I think he was angry with me. so he took it out on his truck. You ripped a burnout at 11 p.m. at night? Yeah, so who did the burnout? Dalton. He did it. Dalton, no burnouts at 10.30 at night. We have neighbors, and your truck is loud.

Good job not doing a burnout, Evan. So much restraint out of you. What do you mean not doing a burnout? You did a burnout. Well, I don't, did I mean, did a burnout. Well, I definitely did not do what Dalton did. I saw the snap of it or whatever, and I was like, oh, yeah, that one, that was loud. Dude, I mean, are we going to get the clip?

I'll show you in a second. What you did, you didn't have lockup on, and basically that locks up the converter to spin the tires. If you don't have that on, you can toast the trans in like 45 seconds. But I didn't. But you said 45 seconds. I was in it for five. You would have stayed in it if I didn't come running out. Sounds like Gavin, though.

I knew that was coming. He sounded like Gavin. You looked right at him. Only stay in it for five. We've been doing better. We're back on the rocker. What do you have a 10 now? Oh, we're back to 15, dude.

15 seconds. Minutes? I'm not you, F. Jesus, Louise. Tell him what you told me this morning. We are stopping. Do there's, no. Tell me, tell me, tell me.

I got to hear this. Oh, weird. We got to hear this. No, none of that, bro. If he would have, with that lady, it would have even, it wouldn't even have been really worth it because it would have been so quick. That's honestly in my head half the time, too. I mean, yeah, it saved me there just because looking back, now I'm glad I didn't. But yeah, in the head.

You're like it's not even worth it. Five seconds. Why am I going to disappoint her and me? So you did a burnout in his truck when it was raining? Well, I tried to and it didn't really burn out. And then he came out and then he did an actual burnout. And then we parked the chuck. And then we came inside and did some wheelies on the starks.

This is the funniest thing. I don't think there's anything wrong with me just wanting to privately sing a little bit and record it. I mean, you're just making thirst traps. It's kind of cool. I don't post singing content. I just like to sing sometimes. Well, not everyone's going to see it. So let's run it.

Why'd you film it? Oh, I know why, but I won't say. That's up to him. You're the best, though. You're the best, dude. No way. You're not allowed to. That's funny.

That's funny. That is so funny. It almost sounds like your truck's getting stolen. Did you think it was getting stolen or what'd you think? Well, I mean, at that point, he had no idea where we were. Like, he didn't know we had just pulled. up. No, I knew you guys were at Zorba, so I left my truck running, and I was going to come meet you guys and hang out. And I was just about to leave, like literally right out. Right after

that. And, well, I'm a cornball. Can I see it? Can I see that? I see that. I don't blame you for singing and doing what you want. Looks like a little kid that stole his dad's work truck. All right. All right. We're going to burn out right now. Oh, he's outside What are you doing Get the fuck out I can't put it in neutral If I get out, it'll try it

Uh, Spenny Had an idea That he pitched me And that was He would get fake tits for $50,000. No, I never proposed that. You guys talked about it.

I never proposed that. All right, all right, all right. Cody Sherbrook proposed it to me, asked if we would fund it, and if we would fund it, Spenny would do it. Stevo was talking about doing this award. Yep. And so I went to Spenny.

I said, is this true? And he said, I wouldn't do it for 50. I said, well, what's the price? We landed on 75. We landed on 75, but we're going to have a contract for deed where it's 50. going to own them for the first year. It's $50,000 up front. He gets that. And then if he keeps them for the year, he gets $5,000 every two months. Holy shit, dude, you can just be coasting.

To get to this deal. Yeah. And he's, let's just say this, CJ, he's already finding what he's going to buy with that $50,000. I was. I actually was mapping out what I was going to buy. He was going to go for a down payment on a house and a nice iced out chain. What's the chain saying? Nice tits. Ryan almost tackled you off the bike. We were going to get canceled for that burnout. That I was like, we are going too far. CJ did a burnout on a rainbow crosswalk on Pride Corner.

I'd have done it on a normal crosswalk, too. I don't accidentally burn it on a normal crosswalk too. I don't discriminate. Probably the worst part about being friends with you guys is I have to be on edge 24-7. I'll be in Puerto Rico and think something's going to go on. You live your life on edge. Yeah, he really never knows. He was like, are they pulling a prank on me?

I know I'm in a whole other country, but you'd never know. No freaking clue. Wait, what happened in Puerto Rico that you thought could have been asked? That was just an example. But, dude, I was in the sauna the other day, and some guy starts talking to me all weird. Like, just starts talking to me, like, giving me some stats. I go, talk to me about the watch. He goes, I'm not talking about my watch.

And I go, like, really? Yeah, it just started being, like, a total weird. What did you have on? Why was he wearing a watch in a sauna? Because he was a weird dude. He was on something, bro. I have no clue what the guy was on. But I was like, all right, the boys are probably trolling me.

They're like, the boys are told him this guy to go. Like, I am on edge. This dude's gonna be like, in 30 years from now, it'll still be like, they're the boys pulling something on me? Oh, seriously. Rolly boy, there we go. Oh, look at them throwing it up.

Look at them throwing it up. Oh, my gosh, dude. Keep that tongue in your mouth. Was it a long time coming? You're 19. Yeah, you're fucking 19 with a rock. Yeah, man, I've waited my whole life for this. Aren't you heading out to a little wine night right now?

It is, actually. I was on my way. What goes down on wine night? You just drink as much white until you fall asleep. Yeah. You know what I mean? Some people call it falling asleep. Some people call it passing out.

It is so interesting because everyone's got their character in this world. And there's some pretty promiscuous looking women on there. So I get the base character. Sometimes I'm a man. Sometimes I'm a girl. Like I don't have anything special going on here. But when I got the girl, I'm sitting there in third person running behind it. I'm like, p.

This girl? She's kind of got a dump on her. She's kind of got a dump on her. No, no. It's interesting, Mike. There's family guy characters, Bob's Burgers, Simpsons. You can have so many different characters,

but there's some, like, I mean, there's characters that are basically like an anime hot chick. Premium skins. And I'm sitting there, I'm like, dude, these little boys are probably, like, fired up. If you're fired up, they're probably are. I mean, by no means was fired up,

but I thought to myself. I thought to myself, they knew what they were doing when they shaped this girl's behind. I've heard Boston, whatever else. They got forked knife characters. I love when he's just pos. And for $4.99, you can get an even bigger one. That's the thing. Oh, shit.

You can upgrade to BBL? You can give the, you can give her a BBL? I don't know about that. I don't think they sell like different characters. Well, there's different characters. Like, yeah, you can get, it's insane. So anyways, it's a whole new thing where we could be cooked as a society. Like they talk about watching the P-word online

and how less and less guys are having actual sex now because it's just way easier to just go jerk one out to that. Nothing wrong with hooking up with a torta every now and then. You got it. A what? A torta. What's that? Just a bigger woman.

A bigger woman. I was not talking about weight here, Gav. How do you tell that? I want to Google this way. T-O-R-T-A. Look at it. He's so interactive back there. He wants to double check.

He wants to double-check. He wants to double. In Mexico, a torta is a type of sandwich. It's filled with a variety of meats, cheeses, vegetables, and sauces. The term can also refer to a cake or a flatbread in other Spanish-speaking regions. What? What? So are you eating a lot of these sandwiches or what?

Where'd you learn that? See, here's the thing is we say so much dumb shit on this podcast and nobody ever questions us. We're just saying, we're spreading misinformation for the words that we're saying, right? And Evan's keeping us honest. I got one more, though. According to Urban Dictionary, Torda is also slang for an overweight Mexican woman. Oh, there we go. All right.

Yeah. Really? I just did what I could to make this place a home. And that's what you do? You throw garbage on the floor? Yeah, as you know, I've been kind of thinking about getting a tattoo lately and did a little something in Sturgis. Got a little tattoo. Should we give him the reveal?

Yes, we should. Where is it? What are we thinking of that? That's not too bad. Oh, really? Oh, that's good. You like it? That's good.

Oh, there we go. Hey, that's good. I thought I was going to take some heat. Yeah, Spenny thought that he was going to have to get it laser removed. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. Spenny was like, my mom's going to whoop me after this.

I thought you guys would be mad about it. Ev, can you tell the story about when you woke up and the neighbor's dog was in your bed? Wait, what? I got home from the bar at, like, 1.30 in the morning, and standing right by the front door of the shop was Waffles. So I was pumped. I was like, heck, yeah, Waffles.

Like, let's go hang out, watch TV for a little bit. Go in the shop, and we're watching TV, and I fell asleep. And so I wake up at, like, 7 in the morning. You have to go take a leak. So I walked to the bathroom, basically, with my eyes closed, take a leak, walk back into my room, and just like get the living shit scared out of me because waffles is just like standing their tongue out just happier in hell i'm like oh my god like what are you doing here you think you got to get out

you got to go home cj is that your second banana you were eating or is that the original one you're eating when you were sitting you it doesn't look like it's gotten any shorter but you've been a banana for five minutes you had a peel in your hand you've eaten two bananas in less than six minutes I have not one. Dude, I have not seen somebody eat as much as I've seen CJ eat. Dude, well, when you work out, you're on the go. You need to stay, you know, replenished. You know, I guess, yeah, you do, you do need to eat.

You do have a point. But it's like you chew longer. I do. Yeah, I think that's why. Like, usually you just see someone. Yep. Yeah. And then back to it, but it's like you're constantly chewing.

I'm like, I chew it and then I swallow it. But Ben eats like a malnourished child. You have like. DSD from your kids Or from your kid Your childhood Like he's a fucking Iyo that just had

Like it's fighting There's six things And it's eating Like a little bit of scraps Off the road Like he's got his arms Up like this Look he has food

In his mouth Right now He couldn't He couldn't swallow his food And then say what he wanted to say Where are you guys going? We're gonna miss our flight to you guys go All right see ya

Did you remember to turn the The audio on Uh, should the record be green or red? What color is it right now? Because it's supposed to be green. Green. Okay, good. Shut the fuck up.

Dude, it wasn't like the first podcast we ever filmed, not recorded? No, it was like a different time. We were like three, fours through and Ken goes, oh, fuck. Ev's dad is the best golfer I've ever played with. Really? Dead ass. He's so good. He's the complete polar opposite of that.

I was going to say, what do you think of Abb-Dabbit? Yeah, he doesn't hit the ball very far, but he's just a sniper in his short game is lethal. Wow. I'll tell you this story. We played in a scramble last year. There was like a charity event. Ev was like, yo, my dad will play with us. And I was like, okay, that sounds good.

He shows up. We get on the first hole, it's par three. All of us shake our balls all over the place. It was me, Evan, Tommy, my brother-in-law, and Grandpa. Ron. So imagine that crew. Okay. And then Ev's dad, right?

So we're all over the place. Ev's dad gets up, sticks it to like, I don't know, six feet. I'm like, clapping. I'm like, John, what a shot. He's got a stogie in his mouth, right? And he goes, relax. We'll be doing that all day. Dude, it was the most savage.

It was the most savage comment after a golf shot ever. It was so cocky. And I was like, all right, all right. Sure enough, did it every shot. It was just John Daly did you. Maybe you should stop being so cheap. There's a rumor float. around yeah you're spending all your money and now you're going cheap on us it's not right like rumor has it

that you're not having an open bar at your wedding for me to do an open bar like full open bar through spankies like i saw their prices like why are we doing like eight bucks for a vodka drink you know like so they charge you full retail yeah i'm like yeah yeah and i was like what's where's the happy medium like yeah so how much was that getting cost thousands and well obviously thousands but like more than 5,000? I don't know. I hit up two-turned Tony, so they'll be like unlimited two-turned Tony's. Oh, let's go. We're good then. To me, that's like... How do they

feel about that? How to who? The people catering. That's what I thought was funny. So I was like, how does that work? And then they're just like, oh, yeah, whatever you bring is free game. Oh, sick. So I could just show up with a bunch of crown bottles and Grey Goose bottle, you know, like. Yeah, you just need some bartenders. I would just do that then. Yeah. You could literally go to the liquor store and just buy a couple

cases of crown. That's actually the wedding. I can help you boot shop if you'd like. The weddings that I been to where there's just a counter full of like ice and booze that's my preferred like if you can make your own drink as stiff or is not as stiff and you're you're never like who do i tip here or how much do i tip since the drinks are free or whatever whatever but yeah i got like unlimited tony's actually what and i'm i might have a lead on i'm going to throw back and bring some doc x that would be it expired it's got to be shouldn't be they quit making it there's no way they're still making it Five years ago.

Are you sure? That's not a true station. I'm pretty sure they still sell it. They still sell it. I still see Instagram posts. It's just a Wisconsin drink like it always has been. Really? Yeah.

Oh. What? Yes, $6,900 profit. And then? And then I'm such a sicko. I lost all $7,000. Yes. And I put $1,000 back in and lost that too.

That's exactly what I would do. Yeah. No, it was so bad. It was so bad. How bad of a losing heater? Well, I started putting a lot of money in. So, like, you know, I was very slowly working. way up and down and I would throughout the day of travel I was up and I was I would be at like

6,000 I'd maybe go to 4 and then I'd get back a 6 these are big swings well I was getting you know pretty big hands but yeah it's so easy when I'm sick to my stomach and disgusted with myself to do that and that's when I realize I'm like I can't have this and of course my immediate thought is why don't I just put two grand in and throw it in on one hand and I could get back up Mac is a blind graphic designer. He was in the trenches this weekend. Like, he was driving the bus around. If you guys saw that, he did a great job.

He had everything in sight, I guess, well, or out of sight for him. And, well, he crashed a three-wheeler. He didn't hop back on that after that. Our weekend was kind of giving, like, Bachelor Party vibes. It was our version of a corporate outing. Collectively, let's say, everybody had five, six drinks on the course, not counting the four shotguns that were had. and the shot you know it's like he doesn't drink at all and then he comes around us and then

dude he was no no they do they do drink and that's why we were on our worst behaviors because they were just yeah they do but like mac doesn't drink like that dude he was no one should i'll tell you that much no one should drink like the way that we were behaving this weekend it was not good our editor was here too pat i talked to him this afternoon it's tuesday and he goes how you feeling i was like good i didn't i didn't drink after friday how you feeling he was Like, I'm just feeling okay now. He was like, I woke up still hung over this morning. Dude, on those big weekends, that's how it goes.

You need like two or three days until you're actually back feeling good. Yeah, it was heavy. Or just don't stop. That is true. Don't stop. And also doesn't clean up after himself, so. Oh, what? I mean, I'm not, it's whatever.

What do you mean? I'm pretty well about it. Did you clean up the fudge bar at bends? 100% I did. That's because that was so bad and you got called out in the moment. Shred Aids fell asleep

with a fudge bar in his mouth. If someone wasn't a cot that you fell asleep with a fudge bar and then got it all over the couch you would have just woke up and be like,

all right, what are we doing today? And you would have left and then Ben would have came like an hour why's their fudge over my couch. You know what I'd be

cleaning it up and you'd be out riding and you'd be out riding oh my gosh and probably fucking piling it up somewhere. Definitely doing that. Gab did know that he spilled that little fudge bar

on the couch though because when he woke up the next morning He came, and I was sitting on the couch, and I knew he was sitting there, and he comes up, he walked by, grabbed a blanket, and just nods it all right, and he pulls it over the stage. So you weren't going to clean it up. He wasn't, he was just going to try to move on. Wasn't him. Put him in anyone.

He literally just walked. Oh, damn. He's like, oh, a little flud's thing. There's a little scratch and pulls a blanket over it. Who you've been outed God damn it's Benny Who's fudge thing is he still got fucking fudge On his what's it mean

He's too got it on it I don't even eat fudge I put a fudge stint on the couch Strait of the blanket over And then just walks into the kitchen And I was like already crying laughing I was like this is way too funny So I uncovered it because I knew it was going to be

I was just trying to hide it from Penn I was going to clean it no matter but I was just trying to hide it before he saw it and then he saw it it was partially his fault dude it's three in the morning he offers me a fudge stick no shit I'm gonna take it Gavin's like the kid on a trite eating a fudge stick yeah dude I'm getting really close to the end of finishing I have probably a quarter of the left and I knew I was falling asleep and that's where I should have stood up and I'm always passing the blame to somebody else but you just blame bad for giving you a treat That you made a mess.

Bro, he shouldn't have gave me it. This is literally Gavin. Yeah, that's Gavin. This is literally Gavin. Well, this place is starting to smell like C.J.'s nuts again. Oh, no. Look, he's even got him in his hand right now. Speaking of your hometown, Mike, did you see who's running for your new mayor?

What? The Fargo's mayor race heating up next year. We're here with Jake Coulter. Jake, obviously, you are one of the candidates for Fargo's mayor. Yes, sir. Um, I know you're a national guardsman, but tell us a little bit more about your background. Yeah. My name is Jake Colter.

I'm running for mayor. I'm in the Army National Guard in North Dakota. I'm a brother, son, and uncle. My family's ruined the city. And that's why I intend to make it a better safe place. Oh, man. Why is this so funny to you? I don't think it's funny.

I just think, yeah, he's 20 years old. Running for the mayor of Holly? No, Fargo. Of Fargo. That's an insane. Like, I'm like, oh, I think it's great. I should. I want him to get in there and shake things up.

Fargo's going to shit, dude. Papios are getting stolen. Yeah, bro. Yeah, so I think he could clean up the streets. I think he could clean up the streets. You won't have stolen papios anymore. You'll probably figure out where your papio is. But I don't know.

I just think it's, I bet he would clean it up. Well, initially when it went sent to me, I thought it was a joke. I was like, oh, that's funny. Like 20-year-old. Sent this in the group chat. No, you know, you're responding. CJ said this in the group chat with a bunching, like, laughing you guys know who that is. Nobody responded.

Except I think Alex was like, I think Alex goes, what's your deal? And CJ goes, oh, is it not funny? I walked in the house. You showed me this video and I just walked downstairs. I just walked downstairs, didn't say a word to him. It is interesting, though, because I'm not shitting on it. I just think it's funny. I read the article and was like fully, okay, we're laughing now.

Like, the dude's got my vote. Yeah. Because I'd vote for him too. I had 100% vote. Not because I feel bad. I just vote for. I feel bad for laughing. But I like it.

But I do, gosh, I got a kick out of like, he's just said, he's like, I'm down to do whatever it takes. I like that. If we need front line men, so it's like if we need more snow removal guys, I'll get my snowplow license and I'll go out there until 2 a.m. Pretty soon this guy's only removing. No, yeah, I know, then I thought that. He's like, holy shit, I should not have said that.

It's the snowiest winter in the less. I like the kid. I just initially thought it was funny because I thought it was like maybe a prank. Like, imagine me being like, hey, Ken, you should run for mayor, which we did one time. And I'm like, holy shit, this kid's taking it really far. He's even getting on the news and, like, taking it seriously. like imagine then he ends up winning but i don't know it's just funny he's 19 20 that's crazy youngest mayor yeah you should run against him 10 would fucking i i think we should uh

sponsor a run for calisi to be mayor move uh move calisi out of cormoran i think they i think they've i think they haven't heard much from her classic i think went missing no one happened to know whereabouts it'd be great for you to be mayor but honestly waffles is going to get my vote next election. Damn. Damn, F. You can't even support the homies. Waffles is the fucking homie. Well, C.J., we wanted to bring somebody in that we thought would be good for you to sit

face to face with. So we hit him up. And if you want to come on in here, and let's just say he was happy to sit down and have a debate with you. Oh, my gosh. It's Jake Colter running for Mayor of Fargo. Yo! Welcome, Jake.

Nice to meet you. Holy shit, dude. Yeah. What's up? Yo. Thanks for coming. Appreciate it. I'm not going to be debating him. I'm on his side.

Well, I don't know. I heard some jokes. I heard some laughs on the last podcast. I mean, I can't. I just laugh at everything. I don't know. I do want to say, I guess, just to clarify, and I think I clarified on that podcast, the reason I initially thought it was funny is because I had nominated one of my young friends

as mayor and everyone thought it was ridiculous, but for me, it was just a joke. So then I was like, just, I've never heard of someone young running for mayor, and I thought, is he pulling a prank on people? And then I realized the more I looked into it, that you're very serious about it. And that's when I was like, dude, I'm backing this guy. Like, I like him. And I do have one thing. Could I, could I hand up?

Yeah, bring it in, bring it in. Dude, it's nice. Like, I got surprised. Like, I genuinely, you, like, it was a, bro, I thought you were bringing someone else. That's awesome. I thought you were bringing somebody funny. I thought you were bringing in the Vikings cheerleader. Yeah.

We got some campaign shirts. Why did you convince Dalton? We didn't have to convince him. Dude. Well, why did you just even mention it one time? We didn't. Bro. No, we didn't even mention it.

We didn't. It was a craziest thing. So, we drove in three different vehicles here. We did groups of three. It was in my. vehicle, myself, Ben, and Dalton. At about hour 10, Dalton must have been a little delirious, and he just kind of chimes in from the back seat.

He goes, wait, is it Evans' birthday? Oh, so this is, like, you're, I'm sorry, when you said driving, I'm thinking we're, like, driving the cars on the track. You're talking, this goes back a couple days. This goes back to yesterday morning. Yesterday morning. Okay, sorry, yeah. So you're driving him from the hotel.

Yeah, and he goes, it's Evan's birthday? And we go, yeah. and he goes oh what the why didn't anyone say anything like what uh he hates his birthday like he doesn't like the attention you know he's like oh dude what if i decorate his room up and get him a cake and i kind of forgot about it until you know he was m i a at 11 p.m. at night and then i realized they were setting up your room and obviously you walked in and took the cake to the face dude i've never seen ever in my life someone so hilarious covered in cake yeah you look pretty pretty You know, you've seen a lot of videos

that people get in their face-mashing cake. I've never, I could not stop laughing at the cake man that you turn into. I felt like it's kind of like in the movies and for comedy, like when you pie someone's face, the pies they use for comedy are usually just like whipped cream, so it really

like makes a mess. And I feel like that's kind of how that cake was. It was so much, just white frosting. And you were just like, oil-based. You're just covered in cake and you're just like, pissed. Well, it made no sense. Like, it made no sense. Like, why is Dalton in my race car bed?

Hanging pink confetti, balloons, and then he's standing with a cake, which I knew was where that cake was going to go. And he tells you a happy birthday, and it's not even your birthday. Yeah, none of it made any sense. I don't think I was pissed. I was just like, what are we doing here? Like, it's late. Why is this happening?

And then when you guys said that Dalton actually thought it was my birthday, then it was hilarious. All my neighbors found out that we had a podcast Because I was telling some like H-O-A drama Oh, that's right on the podcast Right after I moved in And it just spread like wildfire Then what?

They hate you? Did you get it off the email chain? I don't get as many as I used to And I think that I might have And I also think that like They look at me as like a loose cannon Of like spreading the information to the world about like the neighborhood

The neighborhood drama basically And so one I think I might be excluded from some emails But two I think they maybe like Let something slide because they run a pretty tight ship right And like I've never had any problems And like I've heard a couple of my neighbors have been like Oh did this out of someone so say this to you I was like no

What? Really? That's surprising And then I started thinking about like Oh maybe they just like don't want me to go on and just, like, exploit them on the podcast now? I don't know, which I wouldn't. But they're only doing three fertilizer applications each year to save money or something? Yeah, that was what happened when I moved in. That does happen on the podcast.

You'll say something about someone or about a situation. And in your head, you're just expecting or hoping that they don't listen to it, even though, you know, damn well, they're going to have someone that sends it to them or whatever. Like, it's not hard to intake that information. Dude, anyone who's around us doesn't matter who you are. There's that possibility that we're going to talk about you on the podcast. You're going to get roped into something that's told to the whole world. Normally, we're good about leaving names out.

But yeah, your story is not safe with us. The worst part is, even if you think you might be good. Oh, it was good. I didn't do anything too crazy or mean or bad or funny or outlandish or hyper. But, yeah, then we can make a meme about anything, man. Some people just need to lose the password. to their bank account. Yeah, 100%.

And Jake is one of them. You've always been like that, though, which I can respect, you know. Some guys just never change. Like, if we're going to have fun, I'm there to have fun. Like, I just want everyone. It was a lot of fun. It was a great time. But people, like, you know, there's two ways of being, like, financially irresponsible.

And, like, just for example, like, Evan could be one and you could be another. It's just two different perspectives of financially irresponsible. You know, it takes in a flamboyant. Both of them get the same job done. Usually always investing. Evan kind of moves in the shadows of blowing his money. You do. Yeah, you do.

It's like, what happened there? Like, I think Evan is like doing good. Like he's up big. And then next thing I know, he's just a, oh, no, fucking $5,000. And he's all pissed off. I'm like, how? Last time I saw you, you were up five grand. I was just doing it for the Snapchat content because we were like, we were making the

bets. I was down. I was up. Then we went to the. table and I was just like yeah this is making a great story yeah it was it was great it was awesome i appreciate i appreciate it from like my end jake like it could not have been more entertaining from like just a spectator you guys can't argue at the end of the day me and dalton hang out more with each other ride the track just do whatever than anybody does in the whole crew right so that's

why we had to just squash the beef no i'm saying when this beef was going me and don't say beef, but, I mean, there's video proof. It's, when you're good friends with somebody, you bust their balls. Or you, not literally. I don't know. I think everyone got that, but yeah. No, I, dude, it's just, I'm not sure if I have

that kind of relationship with anyone. I don't know. I would say since Dalton started working. Since Dalton started working. Yeah, you do. Like, about my belly. Yeah. I still have liquid in my hip. It's not for me.

Why is that just such a weird thing to say? Yeah, dude, I don't know if you have liquid in your hip. It's probably just blood or water because that's what your body's made up of. Yeah, fluid. No, it's been infected for like three months. It's just a little bit of Evans liquid. Where? Sleeping beside Gavin in a two-man tent was the worst thing I've ever done.

Terrible. Bowling up China shop. He literally rolled on to me probably 15 times. Oh, sorry. like he was literally like laying half on me and i'd like wake up and like roll him off and he like wasn't ever awake i'm like gab gab like you're laying on my shoulder bro like you're laying halfway on my body zero clue just who's your call to get you out of jail well i know not you because you would never answer the phone i'm better about that man has always said that he has always said that he has

honestly i think CJ CJ always answers the phone honestly if i went to jail i'd call can because i know Ken would just come, he'd drop everything, he would know what to do. Show up, he'd probably pay the bond or whatever, the bail money. We'd get out, I'd be in the car. That's not telling anyone about this. Yep. I do think the last person I would, I would call it would be Micah, though, because Mike would be like, oh, yeah, I'll come get you out right away. It'd be like four days later, he would finally show up.

My hot take is there's too many handshake options for guys. I love it. Because I can't messing them up. What made you think of this? I'll go for an early fit. Just to avoid the whole fucking scenario. Agreed. And you always feel like, the thing is...

Yeah, just get my fist, bro. Here's the problem. We meet somebody, and there's seven of us standing in a group. And so Ben and CJ walk in, and they dap him up with, like, just a nice dapp up. Okay, now you've got five more people. We've got fucking 32 more seconds of dapp up ahead. Do we need to dab everybody up and go, hey, hey, hey? Or do we just start, like, sometimes?

sort of group consensus exactly you don't know what's going to happen a group hug group we should I was going more for a hug than consensus but yes no we just if one person we surround them and we all come together what's up dude hey bud

bring it in you know how the people would be talking just in the like I guess industry of all the people we'd hang like can you imagine we go like oh you yeah we group hug cletus and then group hug squirrel and group hug like all the guys in the shop and they're like what the Hell.

Yeah, I met the C-boys this weekend. Oh, yeah? How were they? They ended up being okay, but it started a little weird. Think about in one year how many people we meet, and then you take the six or eight handshakes, DAP-ups, versus one quick group hug. How much time we'd save in a whole year?

How much farther were? Hours, days, perhaps. Maybe we send out a representative. Like, we just send Ken and say, hi, we are C-Boys TV. And then it's quiet And then we just back up And then Everyone comes in and yeah

We could all gather and hold each other's hands With like one A chain Yeah Hands across America style Like the Power Rangers Where they form the megazored Dude

You guys are on to something here That's what I'm saying But then if everybody else Daps gets a Dap someone up And then I go Great to meet you And I give them a Nucks They're like

They're like What the fuck is up with this? This guy, he doesn't want to dab me up. I mean, Ryan, just didn't hit it off. Yeah, it's happened. All right, who's the big dog then, huh? But there's many, there's so many options. Like, if you come in like this, it's a handshake.

But some people will take this, and then they twist it into something dumb. You know, you're to have, Nelson. It's when you bring it in and then you bring them in for the dapp up. And if you're, like, confident enough with what you're doing, then it just all flows. It's when, it's when two people don't have confidence going into it. to it. It's like if one person just takes control of the situation, they can just kind of like manhandle the situation. But I'm just saying, they're just going, uh, uh, uh, Ken, how? There doesn't need to. I've gotten a lot better. I've gotten way better than it was five years

ago. Yeah, yeah. Ken, Ken couldn't tap for his to save his life, which you have gotten better. Hell of a lot better, I'd say. But you couldn't make, it's because of a hand-eye coordination. What do you hate young boy? Cheeto. I cannot get away from the. that's funny. No, it's not funny. It's not funny. Every single TikTok I post, no matter what it is or what it's about. It's Cheeto. Hop in this. And they do this little thing with the gift. Now that you can comment a meme in TikTok, you seen that? Unbelievable. Yeah, like the girlfriends. All the girlfriends's TikToks are just loaded with T-boys memes. And half of them are Evan looking like this saying

Cheeto. And then the other half is Evan with the cake on his face. Or the family guy holding up the little, Yeah, that was, that is pretty funny. I like those ones, but it's the ones where it's him with, like, the broken heart and it's Cheeto, or it's like, S-Y-B-U, something. Yeah. But I got to love that. It's honestly so annoying. They need to take out those pictures ASAP because it actually does get my eyes. You'd prefer to just read the word, Cheetah?

No, I actually did block that word. They can't comment that anymore. But then they put in pictures and you can't block what they post for pictures. I love the internet. Of speech right there, you can't. This is the top one. Bro, the internet is seriously undefeated of coming up with some funny-ass memes. It never stops.

What's some other, what is some other, uh, they went back to my old, cause like all my, um, just go, go to Sydney's. Yeah, I'll go to Alondas or Sydney's or. They went back in like my old hockey, like elite prospects thing. And they grabbed a picture from like when I was a freshman in high school. and it's just me with a fucking comb over That's funny, that's funny I just realized they put the shirt on

Oh my gosh, all right, I'll grab this screen for me if you can I got you. I know you guys have seen this one but this is one of my personal favorites Holy crap I don't think it looks overly like me but definitely looks like me You know who it is I don't think it looks overly Cheeto

Dude I want them Cheetos shoes For real This one's used a lot You have those orange ones remember At this point Kids are just commenting that Just to comment it Yeah I don't think any of them know

Especially on the girl But the girlfriend's post That actually has nothing to do with you Or you at all Or really any of the C-boys Besides maybe the C-boy they're filming and it's just loaded with Dalton and Evan comments. Just the trend these days.

Yeah, it's funny. At some point, you just got to embrace it because the more you hate it, the more they're just going to dig in on it. And I actually did learn that after eight years. Just didn't fully embrace it and just eventually it'll stop. It's getting worse, dog. Because they're realizing you hate it.

Way better, dude. You have extra people that like you. Initially off the bat, they hated you. So we got like just this is a, hold on, hold on. Hold on, no, I got to see the comments on this one. This is just a picture of Ryan under Rwango. I mean, I would comment, Tito, on that. Oh, I haven't seen that.

I haven't seen that. No, I have not seen the family guy one. Like, that is funny. I have not been. That's funny. It's a classic. What on earth? So now, and who is that guy on the left there?

Is that Jake Pricler? That is. AI is a hell of a drug. Thanks. I'm wearing the same shorts. Who else is doing what we were doing and saying what we were saying that isn't high on math? I was thinking. He said that.

He said that, bro. Yeah, no one travels more than shred AIDS. So many freaking flights. And especially at the beginning of the year, it was pretty scary. There's a lot of stigma around planes crashing and shit like that. Thankfully, I haven't gone down. It's the most dangerous thing he was doing it. Gaffy could eat that fall, though.

He'd be the only survivor. That's what's going through my head is I'm like, how am I going to talk? roll where am i going to put my head i do think i can all the shit you're doing you're worried about flying now the black box would be disintegrated and gab would just stroll out of there wipe the dust up dude no one has had a crazier seven days than shred days

it's actually not been okay i don't know how you're still walking i definitely shouldn't be just tuck and roll you are built like a cinder block i'm so freaking lucky you guys like seriously lucky for my build and just stay in the gym. I mean, that's all I got to say. Dude, you are seriously, like, meant to be doing what you're doing right now, and your build is perfect for it.

100%. Thank you for that. I really appreciate it, actually. And I feel it's a better compliment you can give Gavin. You're telling him his build is perfect for what he does. You said he's built like a cinder block, but I would argue if you took a standard cinder block and threw it off that loading dock, it would break.

Yeah, you're stronger than a cinder block. My favorite part, though, is after the fall, he just stands up, I should not be okay right now. Sure. I should not be okay right now, but I'm fine. I'm fine. How am I fine? What the fuck?

I didn't believe it, bro. I mean, the second I saw my head going for that wall, I was like, oh, it's going to be a good one. And I never even got knocked out. You're not even wearing a real helmet. You're not even wearing a real helmet. It's couldn't have. Ken sets the tone by wearing the widest pants that anybody's ever seen, right? The boys are immediately just laughing.

We're just firing already. and so we're like we had a set time that we were supposed to to leave and we check Mike's location where is he 45 minutes away not true and we were supposed to leave in like like five minutes 38 minutes you guys said you were leaving at 930 and I got to the shop at 928 we were all at the shop ready to go and you were just like hitting the downer road yeah well that's when I got to the shop so so we're like well the Jets not going to leave him but we're like we probably should get there so they know like somebody's at least hopping on this thing right so we go to the airport and i call mike and i was like yo mike just meet us at the airport and uh we'll meet you on literally on the

runway and so we're standing there and mike comes around the corner in his viper and he pulls up and he parks it right in front of the jet and he hops out throws his bags in it and i was i was standing there just like it brought a tear to my eye like i was just like this has got to be the most baller thing i've ever seen mike do and he's on his way to his bachelor part of and just pulled up in his viper. Bro, it was so sick. It was easily the most baller thing I have ever done. That was awesome, Mike.

And the pilots were amazing. They liked it. Oh, they loved it. Yeah. They were just, like, immediately on the same level as we were. The craziest thing to me was just walking onto the plane with a crisper full of beers. Yeah. I bet you love that.

That was pretty awesome, wasn't it? We hop on there, bro, and we're still sitting there. And they're just like, the pilots are in the front, the cockpit, like, you know, flicking all the buttons and shit, right? And Gavin looks over and goes, I think I could drink five Tonys before we take off. And then I'm just immediately like, absolutely $100 on it.

Let's go. And he gets four in right before we take off. He's just teary-eyed about to throw up. Like, yeah, doing the thing where he goes like, and I'm like, we haven't even taken off yet. They're going to be like, we can't now. I'm fine, I'm fine. I feel like you should take your pants off, Ryan.

Wait, you dress up like Cat Williams? I am. I got the height figured out. I'm dressed up as Ted from Ted. Holy moly. What in the actual tampon? Are you blunt man? I am good guys, Ken, but chronic.

Close enough? Oh, I thought you were a tampon. From the Jay in Silent Bob spin-off, Bluntman, and Chronic. Something about your eyes kind of creep me out in that thing. We seriously cannot talk about anything serious. Well, I was going to say this is a podcast that we get deep on. Yeah, I mean, if you don't got haters, you're not popping, Gav. Oh, yeah.

Thanks, you're popping, bro. Dude, if it was based off haters, Dalton is the most popping off, I think. Dude, Dalton, how do you handle it, man? Oh, I love it, yeah, and I do it on purpose. Do you? There's a reason why. I mean, why do you think people that, you know, have hate comments are generally more pop and then the people that are just, you know, they have a happy comments all the time.

I mean, yeah. I mean, so, you've got a good point, but I, yeah, okay, keep on. So what I'll do is I'll piss people off. They'll comment. It'll push me to other people. Right. New people that don't have any idea what's going on. And then they'll chime in. And then further down the road, I'll try to win them back. By doing what? By not being Cheeto. I don't know. Okay. And then I'll just keep repeating the cycle. And I've been doing that for the past like three, four months. And look at the numbers. The numbers don't lie. You're killing it. So yeah, keep it up. Do you think that he would wrap his truck like that if he wasn't trying to? trying to rage bait people.

Hey, it works, pro. I had to come up with something that would have been more polarizing than a baby blue wrap. I think you did it. You chased after me and wiped out. All that stuff's old newsplay. I thought you guys squashed me. You guys have been, like, best friends for the last, whatever, six months. I understand, but yesterday he kicked me off.

He kicked me in the nuts for no reason with the camera. You kept him in the nuts? You kept poking my burger locker off camera for no reason. It was not off camera. We were filming it. He Bruce Lee kicked him. He's been straight of karate chari, Bruce Lee. I mean, you should know by now that you keep poking the bear.

The bear's going to fight back. I watch Ben poke the bear all the time. He doesn't fight back. I know, but I've explained to you why I didn't kick him in the nuts already. Why, because he pays your bills? No. I mean, it's a valid point, but that's not the reason. I mean, to go back to your question, I mean, like, Sturgis, for example.

Don't remember. All the times, I've brought you back from Zorba's. There's been a lot of stuff that has gone on in the past four months that have built up. And yesterday, you pushed me over the edge. And I will not get into the details of it, but you did push me over the edge. Maybe you should consider that every once in a while you push me over the edge, like yesterday. That's exactly what I did. Your Winnie Pooh buried me one too many times.

That's your own fault. You're not following the 100-day challenge like the rest of the guys. That would never have happened if you got rid of the belly. Honestly, Ev, I love your belly. It's pretty funny. I love your belly. You definitely are funnier with your belly. Since we're on the top of a crash, can we just watch Gavin's crash bag?

here, and watch how close he was to landing on the top of his head. Yeah. Like, he is so good at falling. He just, like, perfectly bends his neck and into a somersault. I'm not going to take any credit away from Gavin. However, I see that crash he had to the same way when I hit the ice. A lot of people complimented me on, like, a clean get off. It's like, bro, when you get sent, you're kind of just along for the right.

Yeah. I just got lucky more so Maybe, I mean, Gavin of anybody in the world knows how to eat a fall. He didn't even make it out of the parking lot when he did that. At one point, he's full on lawn chair. I mean, his feet were on the pegs until that ski fully stuck. This is what Gavin's saying right now.

Oh, shit. Here we go again. So then you were stranded at home. And you decided, well, there's nothing else to do. Might as well go to the casino. Yeah, so I'm stuck at home. And I'm, I guess I'm kind of pissed. It's not like piss, but like pissed.

I'm just like, fucking Lamborghini wants to start. Yeah, it's, well, it starts. I want to go to the casino. Well, that's the thing. It's like seven in the morning, and it's stuck in between gears. I'm revving up freaking straight pipe Lambo. In my neighborhood, I've got like a breezeway.

What is going on with this? Is he still drunk from last night? So I'm like causing a scene. And then I've got Nikki, which maybe isn't the strongest person in the world. And I can't have her in the car. I don't think anyone would say that your girlfriend. friend, Nikki, is the strongest person. Well, I got her trying to push this car uphill, up my driveway.

Oh, fuck. But I'm scared to put her in the car. Because what if she panics and drives it through my garage? Like, I don't know. So I'm like, oh, you're going to have to push. So I'm like one foot out the door like a skateboard. Plus her pushing it, rocking it back and forth, trying to get it. Nothing works.

She has to leave for work. Now, I'm stuck at home with no vehicle. I talk to our guy. He's like, well, you can maybe try to disconnect the battery and do some things. So I'm spent a couple hours. It's hot out. Nothing works. I go sit down on the couch for like four minutes.

I'm just festering. I'm like, I'm going to casino. So I take my girlfriend's son's bicycle. He's seven. He's nine. Nine. He rode a nine-year-old's bike to the casino. Driving down the road, you see.

Evan Shep, he's on a kid's bike peddling. So, and then I, well, it is a 20-inch bike. If you were to have an arch nemesis in the three-wheeler world, would it be him? It would probably be him. Just fueled by all the comets in there, just half them saying shred 80 can never do this. Really? That's what they're saying?

There's a couple. Why don't you just go to a skate park and show that you can? I probably should. Do you think you could? Because you can't. Dude, it'd be tough to show him up, actually. Like, he's hitting that shit pretty good. I think I can give him a run for his money,

but he might have me in the skate park. I can admit it. Really? Yeah. So this is the man, huh? He doesn't look like a doctor. He's not a real doctor. Oh.

But he'll take a look. That's just a part of that three-wheeler community. Some people lie about being a redneck. Others lie about being the doctor. We got a quarter pipe in the garage right now. We can start training today. Let's run it after this. This dude looks pretty redneck, bro.

No, he's something. He's a real redneck, you can tell. Yeah, look at his backyard, bro. You saw my backyard? He's got double wide with a garage. He's got a trailer. You don't even have a trailer, do you? No, I don't.

You don't have a trailer on your three-wheeler. I don't. All right, hit the skate park. This isn't good. Why? Because he looked awesome. He didn't look pretty good. I'll give him that.

I kind of thought you had three-wheeler hair, but his hair blown through the wind really looked 80s to me. I got to grow down. Hey, Gap. What if you found out that Marissa? Oh, dang, dude. With him. Started dating this guy. That would be, he can eat a fall, too.

I look like a guy on the ball. Dude, the grinder. Are you kidding me? Can you imagine how funny that'd be there? Is this his only Wheeler, though? You know, I think he has a 250 R. He has the first 10 250R, but he all makes intimidating. God, that was pretty sick, actually.

Dude, the rock to fakey. Oh, stop. We got to stop hyping him up. He's good shit, though. Stop hyping him up. He's lit. He's pretty good, dude. CJ, don't tell him that.

You're good, too, Gav. Thanks for nice, bro. You're more of like an enduro ride. You're kind of like the Kirkland version of this guy. This guy's kind of urban. No, I'm not. Dude, if anything, he's the city boy. I'm the redneck.

Oh, he's a doctor. He's a doctor. He saw his yard. He looked pretty redneck. He's hitting the freaking skateboard. He just stalled it out. That was pretty good, actually. He has to have the big more kid on that.

Only reason we did it is because that's where I learned it from. It's like, I was drinking. Dude, we should get Evan into the UFC. He'd probably be really fucking good He would, dude He's short Scrappy, have I mentioned that? Tough

And he's got no concept of hurting himself Yeah, I cannot foresee Evan getting knocked out I just could foresee him like Literally acting like he's dying Because he'd be so out of brother Like start taking everything up Somebody in his corner When he goes to his corner

They have to have him be hitting a babe Yeah Every other guy's like all trained up and whatever. Evan walks into the ring with strut and carrying. He's got a T. He's on. He's wearing just Ethicas as his shorts. Oh, bucked up.

Some, like, blown out ethicas. He's up ahead of the vape. You know, while they're putting, like, the stuff on your face. You don't get cut. He, like, smacks the hand away. Oh, yeah. Who is that? Who is it?

Hello? What the fuck? What? It's our buddy from Winnipeg. Oh! What up! What? What the frick?

This is a bad time to show? No, you're just fine. You just drop in. Holy hell. That's hilarious. How's going? Did they not tell you we're coming? No.

No, I knew. No, Spenny told me. Spenny knows. I didn't know on the hour when you'd be here. I could feel it. This is what we're saying earlier in the podcast. People just drop in. I love it.

What's up? It's just another day. Hey, I got the same hat. It's just another. What up, dude? How's it going, brother? How are you doing? Yeah, come on.

We got the whole crew coming through. Let's go, love it. How's it going? Come on through, what's on, man. Come on through. Hey, thanks for coming. Hey, how's it going? Take a seat.

Yeah, take a seat. The good news about more Utah jail is they only soak there. Oh, that's nice. This video I took is actually like seconds before. seconds before it happened. Basically, we're all hiding behind, I believe a term for it would be my credenza. Oh, okay, yeah.

I don't know. Some part of my house. Oh, my God, dude. Oh, my God. Benny just caked in Parmesan. And so this is what's happening seconds prior to it. You love how? I'm barefoot.

I am barefoot. What are you doing, Gab? How are you bare foot? I know. Oh, so bad. And then I go, holy shit, that kid looks like Dalton. And he turns around, it was Dalton. I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot Dalton got a perm, bro.

He looks like fucking Napoleon Dynamite. Don't forget about the spray tan. Did he get a spray tan? Yes, he did. He said he did self-tanner, but I don't know. For his TikTok? Yeah. You got a spray tan for his TikTok.

Yes. Man, he's investing in his content, dude. He said he was looking a little too pasty. Remember that time he took a shit? Well, barefooting? I was going to say that was wild. Did we ever show that? No, we did.

I was insane. I was thinking about bringing that up. I don't know if I put that in there. That was crazy. Well, because the day before, me and banging had the Carolina Reapers. Oh, no. That's not good. So then the next day, we're on the boat and we're barefooting.

And I'm like, man, I kind of got to go. Like, my stomach's going. And I was like, I just thought it was the best idea. So at first, the boys just thought I was mooning them. And there's, we, I don't know if you guys, I might have a clip somewhere. And it's just like, we have a foot a job. It's just like a mist. In Arizona, they have like cop cars that will be sitting on the side of the road and they have cameras.

And they'll like flash and take a picture of you for speeding, right? And then they send you a ticket in the mail. But it's been deemed like it's an unlawful way to give you a ticket so you don't have to pay it. Like if you go into the police station, it happened to Blake, the guy in the police station literally laughed and said no one pays these. But most people pay them by mail. So they still take your money. but they're like literally not legally binding. So good to know if you're in Arizona.

Don't take my legal advice. Yeah, I was going to say. One guy told me a story. Is that real? Yeah, but that's what they said. Can you get a fact check on that? I'm pretty sure I remember seeing something about that too. There we go.

It's fact checked. That's great. Well, we have Evan's mom. Thank you. Welcome. This is your first time up here ever, isn't it? Well, yes, to this place, yes. And Evan's been here for four years.

He always mentioned, He was always like, yeah, my mom really wants to come up, but I think he doesn't want you to see his room. Well, I was just going to say, didn't clean his room? I'm kind of afraid to see it. No, I don't know. I chucked some packages in there. It's decent. It's been worse.

It's been worse. It's been worse. Okay. It's medium right now. Yeah. Probably smells fine, I'm assuming. I won't judge. Well, I mean, it's probably been this way his whole life, I'd imagine, hasn't it?

Are you kidding me? Well, oh, no. But I was. really fussy growing up and now i feel like this is part of your rebellion but that's okay he's rebelling at age 30 i'm not cleaning my room no you can't come over are you sure gavin hasn't been hanging out with your girlfriend yeah where you think he's learning this three-wheeler stuff that's why a what's up what's up with your background ave nicky joe has a thing for the 250 hours oh yeah my my phone background is my girlfriend in a bikini sitting on gavin's giveaway 250

Yep, she's a three-wheeler girl But don't you also have a picture of your sister In a bikini on a 250R? You got to chill, bro That's not my picture Let's pop that up It's not your picture Show me more

Is one? That's why that's my background Do you remember when we were in We were in Florida and we pumped Gavin By setting his background, his sister on the three wheel Why was she on a three-wheeler in a bikini? Charles loved three-wheeler Proper riding attire.

but then I let alone a picture of it but then took the picture not me are you sure it was not me it was her friends but you got the picture I don't have it well no so I it actually was off for Instagram but I said it as my background but we made it look like it was Gavin so we're we're radzen in then I switched it to my girlfriend on the three wheeler but Gavin got mad at me like one more time because he thought it was still they look a little semi similar blonde girl's bikini three wheeler you know at a quick glance he was confused so then i just switched it mainly just to razz gavin because he kept thinking it was a picture of his sister on my background we really probably got to stop making these jokes about gavin and his sister you guys got to stop with all the we got chill on it we got chill on it like

50% of the gavin jokes man give me a break dude i'm either about my sister or something else that i don't like talking about so what they end up finding in the surgery so in the surgery they got in there and basically they told Ken and Toledo that they were going to be like yeah we get in there one or two tendons repair them and we'll be out 15 20 minutes so I'm like all right no problem I head down to the to the surgery room I was down there for three hours Ken and Toledo were stressing out of it texting me trying to see where I'm at and uh because yeah it's supposed to be 15 minutes yeah the doctor was like yeah 10 or 15 20 maybe 30 minutes at the most and three hours later I come out and and had eight tendons fully

sliced and then one nerve and in the nerves the bat kind of the bad one because so i'd had no feeling in my i have no feeling in my thumb my pointer finger or my middle finger i can wiggle them but i just don't have feeling and then actually nicked the artery which is the main artery that you can die so just barely barely nicked it just enough to yeah literally just barely just slice it and that's why it was bleeding so much but not enough to to be like super super concern yeah wow yeah ben last thing ben sending me study shows at least one guy in the friend group is actually gay i don't know what study but yeah you and you and you and ben would love that wouldn't you hey i mean i i'd be just happy for yeah i just say i think you guys

would love it there's a chance you guys you guys clearly talk about it oh shit i didn't think about that maybe i need to start really thinking about it like maybe i am yeah the shoreline impact zone know what it's not being called that that's whatever all the locals are no no it's not we we went over this that's not the name that's been chosen there there's still some names who gets to choose the name well me it's my property so i feel like but the thing is is like it's a nickname so like nicknames don't really get to be chosen like you just kind of delta nickname and whatever sticks yeah yeah and right now the shoreline impact zone is pretty low on the list

for nicknames. That's all I've heard it called, Corona. We had it on camera yesterday. There's been a few other names. Dude, they referred to your place as Ken's Pallas. Do you want us to call it that? I don't even know if I can say that in public. I don't even know if I can say it on a podcast. Yeah, we're going to bleep that. It's just supposed to be Ken's Boathouse. That's

all it is. We're doing better, man. We're starting to figure it out. CJ's advice has really been helping me on a lot of ways. Oh, really? Have you actually been doing what I My advice with the pelvis. When have you been playing that advice to work? 100% dude. Thank you, bro.

You haven't even talked to a woman since you got that advice. Between Texas and Vegas, I was home for two nights. One of the nights I got lucky. And it actually lasted a lot. Did she like it better? No, she loved it. It was a great idea. This is what I was saying.

There was actually a lot of people actually said thank you to me for giving that advice. And then there was a few people that are like, CJ's a fucking idiot. He doesn't even know what he's talking about. No, you know what you're. talking about me. Yeah. So I'm glad that I could help. If one more person tells CJ this, he's probably going to write a book. Bro, I should.

I think he's shot on the method. The Pounder. That's what we call it. Like an Instagram or like kind of leaning over a table. What hand do you drink with? When you pick up a drink? Both hands. A couple fists in it normally. That's why you just make it looks. I just love

doing those really is so effortless. So it make you make it look like it's something very hard and it's like, man, maybe I could do that like it just goes perfectly every time like it's just so smooth where do you begin to ride like this like when did you start riding can you kind of run us through I guess like probably like my backyard like so when I was five I broke my femur riding a pw 50 so I didn't grow up racing like all the other kids that were racing dirt bikes and stuff so my sister bought a 110 so I would just ride her 110 like every day in the backyard trying to do wheelies up the hills and just

I had a lot of friends that skateboard and snowboard and ride BMX So my friends work so good at skating doing like kickflip back tails and stuff So I'm in my backyard on my 110 trying to do like a little whip land wheelie And like that's how I like express myself riding a dirt bike It's from a lot of like snowboard and skateboard inspiration and yeah that's what does you guys see You guys see Jake's video where he definitely kind of blame me for the truck I was I was actually gonna ask you about that Ryan So are you paying him or what's the scoop well what did he say give me and

the viewers i gotta watch it sorry i basically the whole video is just i think it's even titled ryan's fault really yeah and then he goes on in that video talking about how he's blown up like eight different trucks but then somehow the one truck that i borrowed of his now is my fault like are all the other trucks so did you get an invoice or no uh he has not invoice me yet did you get it did he send it to you i don't know why just i didn't know if he was sending it to the company or me personally I mean, you were the one driving it. I'd imagine you would get the invoice. Well, I just kind of figured I was towing all your guys's stuff.

Right. You know, like I wasn't driving the mini truck. I didn't tell you to hot rod that thing. Seems like you were just misdriving it, Ryan. I don't think it's possible. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's like there was peace and corn around, obviously, you know, the crew and Jake went through what we went through. And then, you know, for the last couple of years, it's been pretty chill.

And, like, Ryan totally just fired it back up. and now it's just bad again. There's this giant cloud, which is $16,000 bill in it. Yeah, it's just like the craziest thing. So we can just be boys again. Well, that's just between Jake and Ryan. I think everyone else,

we're all good, I thought. We're moving this dresser, and I was like, I'll give it to Spenny. Spenny's living at the farm now. And the drawer falls out of the dresser, and I see what looks like crumpled up women's underwear.

And I've never seen it in my life. I promise, I've never seen in my life. So I put the drawer back in, didn't say any of the CJ. Didn't even want to look at it. Didn't even want to look at it. I'm like, what the, what is that?

Whatever. I'll deal with it when I get to the shop. So I take this dresser down and I pull a pair of underwear from behind this drawer, like huge granny panties, like huge, huge Haines women's underwear. And they're poop stained? I don't know about poop stain, but just blowed out. Okay. Entire front of the crotch to the back. Where's you going with this, Mike?

Saying the story, I don't know. Okay. So then I grab another pair, same huge underwear, blowed out. Then I grab another pair, huge underwear, same brand, Haynes, blowed out. Wait, all stuck in the back? Yes. Did you buy this thing like used or where'd you find this? I can't remember where I got it, but I did not get it new.

So they could have been in there from the start back in the day. We've had lots of parties there. People have stayed in that room. Yeah. You know, we have lake days. People go in there and change. So one pair of underwear blowed out. You're like, dang, someone must have had a bad day.

But then I go, for the fourth pair, huge underwear, blowed out. Shit stained and everything. Yeah, like, shit and everything else that could come out of you. So I only took one picture because there was so disgusting. Are you sure they're men? Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness gracious. Let me see, who is he?

CJ, am I sure they're men? No, I'm sure they're women. What? You just got to get your numbers up. Yeah. Just get the numbers up. I want you fucking three times a day. Three times a day.

We're going to Texas. I should be able to make those numbers happen out there. I'll tell you that right now. You think so? Easy. Pretty easy, yeah. I mean, not pretty easy, but there's my type of woman out there. I'll tell you guys that right now.

You're going to need, like, a secretary or someone who's, like, setting these up at, like, okay, right at this time, Gavin needs to be here and here, and then he's going to be riding his three-wheeler in between this, you know, just because otherwise the schedule is going to be just, it's asking a lot. from you. Ken's already working on that with me. We got a couple chicks scheduled out, but we got... How many crickets are you looking for down there? The mud crickets. What do you guys know about the mud crickets?

Nothing. None. Do you want me to tell you about them? Yes. I don't know why you're asking us. Oh my gosh. Any guy with a lifted truck and cut off sleeves, they are drilling over. Really? Yeah, so we're going to get... I can... I would imagine you got to be a hot commodity down there. We're going to find out. I've never been. Well, we're going to find out, too. I'm expecting a lot from you. You talk big. Talking real big. You are. Yeah.

I mean, they might be fat, but I'm good with that. As you guys know, there are some head heavies that can be acquired. And you're right, that might help with me prolonging the situation. Yeah, it doesn't really fix your problem, though. I hope it does. But because when you go with the bigger women, I don't want to go into graphic detail, but. We're already so graphic. This is where he draws the line.

What happens, Gap? Nothing good. Just nothing good. We're not going to talk about them. This is the most Paris thing I've ever seen. It looked like you're thriving for one. And then for two, obviously you were, you were just joking around being funny. It was hilarious.

It was like you were getting set up for do one of your promos again. I was contemplating doing a promo before we left that hotel. And I was like, nothing's locked in. No reason to film it if we don't have a contract. Yeah, but you, dude, this guy's so committed to the promo game now. He's willing to just like risk a little bit of time in case he needs it down the road. You could have negotiated for more money just for the hat and the app. actual Eiffel Tower being in the back.

I mean, this is insane. Here we go. This is the best video I've seen. And action. Wee, we, madamsie messieurs. David and I are in Paris. We are going to the Vikings game. We are going to kill them.

The Browns. Ken, the Brown. The Vikings, but we will prevail. And cut. And we did. We did. Ken, it is just, you are just a natural man. And it makes me think,

How do we have two guys sit on this couch? One guy who was hated for his promos and the other guy who is just like, they're just begging for more. Both of you extremely good at them. Yeah, both of you extremely good at them. But they're just like, please, please, Ken, just give us more advertisements. Like if Ken was the only guy doing commercials, people wouldn't watch TV for the programs. They'd just watch for the commercials.

CJ, you were having like some meeting this morning or whatever, right? Yeah. Could you hear what was going on in there? I heard you showering. I didn't. They might have heard it because they were wondering what was going on. I turned the shower on. I massively plugged the toilet.

I actually couldn't get it to unplug. You were just going to war with the toilet there? Yeah, but it's very violent. You know, gloshing and when you're running the plunger. Dude, I think they were almost wondering, like, what's he doing in there? It's like we heard them. They're like, it got weird because I was in there before. And then I heard there's people out there, but I used the toilet.

And then I did take a shower. and then I had laundry that was in the dryer so I like folded all my laundry but it just felt weird for me to at any point walk out of the bathroom into what I felt was an important meeting. Yeah, they were investors looking to give us a bunch of capital

and they pulled all their money back. We needed to upgrade the We were going to upgrade the toilet with that money. What's the first thing you guys are going to do with the capital? Septic system. Septic arts is needs a backup.

There seems to be this trend going around saying that Evan has fallen off. Although I disagree that you have not fallen off, but there's this trend going around saying that you have just because you didn't hit that one jump. And then, of course, when I just feel it out, not even attempting to hit it, I ride over the jump. That gets plastered in there and then just spread.

Oh, Evan fell off. Look at him. I was like, damn, this is probably going to like come through on camera that he just can't ride a dirt bike anymore. And then... I mean it got chopped up that way intentionally though like well yeah it was it was more of just like i drive out the gap jump it was like a and then it's like oh he doesn't hit the gap jump yeah it was it was more of just a joke of

just like evan isn't on a bike and then they just took it and ran with it and i think it was more of kids seeing that they could get some views off of just saying that and then it just kind of spread like wildfire and i've noticed it with like other things too it's is when we finally like says we'll like crack a joke and then everyone else thinks that they're like I can crack that joke now too yeah so I think that it did just get like blown out of proportion and I think that there's one person that is really like leading the charge of like loving it loving every second of it and that's Dalton Evans Arch Nemesis. I did find out after these were coming up that Dalton posted a video like on TikTok like months ago where he chops it where I'm on the stark for like

30 seconds and tip over And then he edits it And he's like whatever You guys know what I'm talking about I don't actually I've seen it yeah he's making himself He's better than he wheelies around the garage a whole bunch It's like oh yeah

It did get out of hand Clout chasing so hard he's grabbing on to anything you can I think that one The loyalty of the Cheeto army Is pretty fluid Of where it's loyalty lies But two it's like Everybody loves a good comeback story

And this is your opportunity to just capitalize on that and then the Cheeto Army is going to be like we knew he was still able to ride a dirt bike Yeah kind of coming at you here And I don't mean to do this Just more curious than anything What was the thought process

Behind putting your ex-girlfriend In your thumbnail Well we're still on good terms You know, it was a blank space down there, man I wanted to keep it a clean thumbnail To add something to it, you know Give it a little bit more flavor And that's what I came up with

Smart I had a feeling you guys were going to come at me for it And you changed it And it didn't work So it's okay Hey, I defended you right away, Gab I said it was a business move No, we knew the thought

It was a smart play I thought You know, you've done a lot of legendary things you've got a lot of legendary clips, but one of the funniest ones is your dad. Yeah. That, like, oversees all, everything I've done now. It's just so good. Your dad.

Can we watch that too, right? Can you pop that up? We've watched it on the podcast. I think, I think twice at this point. It's so funny. It's timeless. Yeah, we got to watch it again. Whenever I need a good laugh, like, I go back and run it back.

Because it's just like, I think this is even the second time I posted. I have posted a little bit more this time. Worth the repost. People can't stay in this video. They think it's so funny. Stop! Hey, Justin!

Shut it on. And everyone's like, why did you stick your hand in the tire? I'm like, dude, I'm thinking so fast, and that hill is so much steeper than it looks on there. But that bike's, like, upside down. That was kind of dangerous. I guess I didn't really look at the brake lever right there, but my dad was pinned in the thornblank. Yeah, you know, trying to save his life. Like.

And then, that's... I was trying to get in there, get the bike, and then I was getting stabbed by the thorn bushes, too, and then Justin comes over, and he's just the strongest dude ever. He lift that thing up and got my dad out of there. He's in the thorn bushes, it's not even phased. His glasses.

Oh, fuck, dude. He still got the stogie. Yeah, he didn't drop the stoggy. That's a steep pill, and he was behind me, and I fully dusted him. I'm amazed you guys have all stayed off of drugs. A little round of applause for Ben. Ben.

Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Big weekend. Finally proposed to his girlfriend, his longtime girlfriend of nine years. Emphasis on finally. It really was insane. And what'd she say, Ben?

She said yes, boys. Yeah. If she didn't, dude, that would have been more surprising, I would say. I was assuming that she was going to say yes, but it definitely did not make the whole experience less stressful.

Well, if anything, it was more riding on it. I wasn't concerned about her answer. I just was concerned. about everything else going right there were so many moving factors and she told me a while back she was like there is zero percent chance that you will be able to surprise me zero really she was like i know you so well that there's no chance that you can surprise me and i was like okay bet like those are fighting words right yeah especially especially for me like that i live my life for surprises

yeah but of course like things just you know happen grud is the last one to get ready her dad's running around the house being like all right people let's go we got dinner plans and i'm like he's looking at you like yeah yeah exactly you know greta's like i just don't know what to wear and i'm like oh my god she like goes up to her mom's bedroom and she's like looking through her clothes and like doing her hair and uh her mom like walks in and she's you know starting to get antsy too and greta's like trying to do this new like blow dryer hair thing oh man and cindy's like what are you doing today is not the day to be trying new things with your hair oh no so cindy's like fixing her hair finally she's like getting ready and i'm like hey uh can you before we go can you come and take a

snapchat for me and she's like okay she's sick of being my personal snapchatter at this point and i like just texted dalton like all right we're on our way up yeah and i was like i didn't want to give her my phone because i didn't want dalton to be like all right i'm ready for you or something like yeah yeah i start playing all these things out and then she's like doubles down like come on give me your phone and don't's got photos of like her going give me your phone and then her going all right come on give me your phone and then like i had a bunch of things planned to say right so this big moment yeah blackout black out no dude one i didn't even get to the right spot that don't want him so like he was taking a video i don't i'm like barely half in the frame you know

she's pressing me for my phone and i was just like fuck it drop down on a knee really she's looking at you or she's looking away she's looking at me at this point and you just and I was like I was going to say a bunch of stuff before I dropped down and I was just kind of getting pressed so I was like getting nervous oh man blacked out dropped down on a knee and was just like Greta will you marry me right to just right to it right to it right to it and then like she has so I don't want to say like little trust in me but she has so little trust in me she thought that I was playing a prank you stand up you know we're hugging and kissing and she did say yes

we figured out she said yes she got the ring on and we're like oh my god she's or she's like oh my god and I'm just like it's just like the biggest relief of like wow this just happened right still out of body she goes does does anyone know

because she was like this like it was so random and like she was so surprised no inkling at all she was like does anyone know and I was like well your parents know inside and I was like oh and Dalton knows and I point over

I point over into the trees And then That was her reaction To seeing Dalton Which is like the greatest Like carousel of pictures I think I've ever seen in my life right So this is me saying

How happy you are This is me saying Dalton knows And then she's looking And then she's like what? And then she sees him Oh And then she's freaking it out And then it gets even more

Where then she's like Oh my God oh my god and then it was just like oh my god this is this is just happened yeah you had a run in with the d lpd recently uh i didn't want i was hoping that wouldn't come up so a few weeks ago i i had uh i over served myself and i was going to go stay at a friends house in d l and they live in a condo and you know there's one unit on top of another one and i went to the ground floor unit and they live in the upstairs unit so i was knocking on the door trying to get in were you what time was this

two a m late oh and did you did you get in no the cop like they called the cops well eventually they knew like oh oh he's outside because i tried calling him and then uh came outside but you know when i got upstairs then the cops rolled up and then what people inside called the cops yeah because they thought i was going to break in well i would a large bearded man was banging on my door i'd call the people yeah yeah everyone had a laugh it was it was totally fine once once they figured out laughing in handcuffs no there's no handcuffs involved so the cops found you upstairs yeah yeah i was on the deck oh until he got upstairs the door was closed no handcuffs were involved it would have been really funny if the cop was like yeah it was weird he asked me if he could if i could handcuff him

you might tossing those on or would you mind just toss it on those handcuffs for a second maybe tell me I've been a real bad boy. I mean, I got to say, at my wedding, there will definitely be an open bar. Speaking of, congratulations. Let's go. Yep, I'm engaged, guys. I got engaged on about five days ago, so. Five days of engagement.

How is it? Is it different? You know, I was a big advocate that it wouldn't be different because Alex and I had been dating for six years, but I will say it actually is different now. It does change things. It does change things. It does feel different. Really?

I was a big advocate that it wouldn't feel different. I was like, I mean, nothing's changing. We still live together. We still all these things. But it does feel different. You look at things differently now that you're like. You do, but I'd say I just feel like a little bit more connected. Ken has some weird infatuation with our girlfriends or like his friend's girlfriend.

We could say this and we know he's not going to listen to this. He's not going to. I don't want to say that he... You think he has an infatuation with him? I wouldn't say that. Oh, no. He just... I think he feels comfortable around them.

So, like, he's talking to him more than he would talk to any other female. That's what I'm going to clarify. He knows them. Where, like, I'm going to go out on a limb just because I know Ken pretty well and assume he wasn't rubbing up on Jake's girlfriend's ass because he was trying to, like, smash or, like, do something like that. No, no, no. He wouldn't do that, but he just feels, like, comfortable around them when, like,

he wouldn't necessarily do that to uh so sometimes you pull your pants down so what you know i'm i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding you know it is funny though uh just just the other day you know i still live with ken i go walking downstairs and alex is i think she's vacuuming and ken's there in his fucking underwear just doing something in the in the living room and like they're not you know completely different side you know ken's got some fucking balls on like so it's like some major package hanging down and like i don't care i'm not worried about it one bit but uh but like it is i did think to myself it's like man most people would be like what the fuck's going on i didn't think nothing like i just was like i kind of chuckled to myself of anything this has been

apparently a long time coming last time you were here gavin you left early due to how pissed you were he kept bakering back and forth which is respectable i mean you would just came up to me and be like hey like dude i I should have just came up to you and just giving you one just right in the stomach or something. Punch me? I heard that you were so pissed that after, like, hours after, when you were walking past Dalton's office to go to your room, you were like, fuck you, Dalton. No, no.

That's what you were saying? What was he doing? I didn't think you were, you were fucking hate you. Dude, I don't think I've ever been that pissed. Yeah, so you were pissed, bro. Just come clean. It was crazy. You were.

I was actually, oh, yeah. You were spuming. Yes, I was fuming, dude. Yeah, normally I was. you so mad because it's been a buildup of things for the past year i've known him honestly but it's always been the same relationship every time this time he just finally took it a tad bit too so what was it because he was on a dirt bike naked chasing you no that part was fine like i enjoyed that part i thought it was so ridiculous i thought it was so ridiculous and don't get in front of me

and i see evan recording on top the hill and he's all revving it up like he's going to you know clutch dump it and just ruse me i was like oh there just don't do it because he'd already pissed me off. He knew I was already mad, but we're chilling. And he's still naked. And not okay. And so he's looking up at Evan. I go, Dalton, if you do it, I'm actually going to lose it. And he's red-bombing it for about 15 seconds. And I go, Dalton, like, actually don't do it. Like, I try to tell him, like, this is it right here. Like, if you do, I really didn't think he was going to do it. That's what pissed me off so bad is the fact that he still did it. And he looked up at Evan smirked, and just let it go. Just let it rip.

Evan loved it Yeah, of course Of course he loved it But yeah, just roosted the shit out of me And after that, I lost my cool And I can really keep my cool Like I know how to stay calm For the most part

Like definitely can stay calm But that one was just a turning point And I came back in at the end Instead of roosting you And you just didn't even care That I didn't even know I don't even remember you freaking roosting me He was just locked on to dog

Oh 100% How did you feel when those two guys Finally got you cornered up against the limit? I knew it was game over. I hated that, dude. Just two naked boys freaking getting me. Gab, you didn't really think you're going to be able to outrun me and Dalton, did you? I thought there was maybe a chance.

I was on the $4.50, and I was just going to get cornered. Why is the limo back there right now? Got to put it somewhere. Got to put it somewhere. So, Ken, people absolutely loved your brand deal in the last video. I... And I think that you're now the designated brand deal. I cut it.

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You did a great job. This thing's going to win an Emmy. I know, I know. Dude, Ken showed me last night, me and Dawn. He's going to win in any with this. It's the best ad I've seen, I think. It's insanely good. It's the type of... It's so good.

I actually hate the way you cut that. It's the type of thing. We walk into the shop at 9 o'clock at night, and Ken's just standing there with the camera on a tripod. He's got chat, cheap, cheap, he was grinding. And then he goes up to Justin's office, and he puts it in this sock where he paid $5 for it to auto cut it for him, and he sends it to the dude of chat.

And then you took that cut, And then you just threw it in the trash and start it over. What's it like when you're riding in the middle of the pack down the streets of Baltimore? And everyone is wheeling. And you're on an interstate highway. So I've never rode in Baltimore. And I've also, I wouldn't say I've ever. Allegedly.

Allegedly. Yeah. Riding with a bunch of guys. Being in the pack, it's like one of my like safe places. It makes any sense, which is very ironic. But it's just like everyone's around and you hear all the different bikes. And it's like, you look over here. And like, they're someone who.

And over here, there's a guy of Harley doing a burnout. It's just like, I don't know, man. It's so, it's so cool because when you're with a level of riders where, like, everyone kind of has an idea of what they're doing, it's like, my favorite thing to do is, like, start in the back of the pack, you know, with everyone not really wheeling, pop it up, and they just kind of make my way up through the front. And it's just like, you kind of see someone like,

are this guy's doing that. Okay, I could see what his body language, like, especially some of my friends, like, Brian 636 or Sea Bear, when we were riding, I could tell by their, like, body position, oh, he's about to, like, come back and scrape or he's about to do this or that so it's cool to like kind of read everything and get through there and it's just it's so much fun please never send another video in our men group chat of your outfit of the day again i do not give a fuck what you're wearing i don't care that you just got some new pants and that you really like them this guy's passionate too i didn't i didn't want to come

with some fire even if we just did a podcast where everybody is my fucking mic working or is this my headphones no it's not right and you sound like shit Like, was I the only guy who opened that thing? Who opened that thing? It was like, that was a little gay. I opened that. I opened that. I think even Justin was, yeah, Ken didn't even finish it.

He couldn't even finish it. Once I heard Ryan say, oh, I picked up some camel pants. Click, click, click, click. I think you even did one of those. You did one of those where you put your foot up and, like, kind of like showed it. Like, you were doing a TikTok swirl. Oh, well, it's gone now. I didn't even want to have it saved on my phone.

Where was it? It was a Snapchat. Primes. Primal's, Bromeo is one of the... Oh, a mic might still have it. I still have it. Oh, okay. Screen record. Screen record.

I have it. I'm going to, I've already placed it. It's not like, hey, guys, check out my outfit. I just got something really cool. Is my fucking mic working? I can hear it in my headphones if that accounts for anything. I don't hear anything in mine. Holy shit.

I don't know what I'm going to be a hot. All I got to say, all I got to say, if you're going to send us something cool, it better not be some fucking pants from Arapostal. Noted I just thought of Ken having to hover That's all Is that sorry It'd be like a freaking

Like doing a plank You'd have the body His thighs in Cormoron That is a workout An eight minute squat Ken's in there for hours still Oh 90 Ken installs

Like a little grab bar To just hold Before he goes Then he puts on, like, those handraps. Your grip. Chocks up. Where were you going with that, Ryan? Yeah.

Guy's like, come on, us. Keep those moving. We need to install one at the merch barn, too, for you. It's just a harness system. Like one of those sex swings. He gets a harness up, like he's going ziplining. With foot straddles. Holy, that would be something.

That'd be possible. Where are we going? at this Ryan you walk in you walk into like prank him he's like all tangled up it whoa he can't get away it's on a winch system too he gets it come up it down he gets it up he gets it up he gets it up all the way the winch battery dies he's stuck he calls darius in the merchandise man warehouse management comes in and gets them down there's a manual release you want me to pull it i think it'll drop you all the way though let's keep moving let's let's keep this train going

uh ryan where were you going with that another funny thing that was at our high school too is we had like a designated smoking pit outside the high school shut up dude i had shut up no lie there was a straight up smoking pit and there's this a couple kids i was in a i was in like the low english class because i sucked in English. Because you only knew Canadian at the time. Yeah, exactly. There's a couple

kids who were kind of like gnarlier dude and this one kid would like, we would be doing like a test or something and he would, he was just like such a loose cannon and you would stand up and he'd be like, Mr. Mott, I'm going for a smoke and he would just stand up and he would walk

out and go smoke and tell. That was okay. He wasn't even of legal age. That blows my mind. It was illegal to buy them, but it wasn't legal to smoke them. It's like having window tent. Yeah. Except for the opposite.

What age can you use tobacco? 18. Oh, really? In Canada. So they would just... Some of the kids, I mean, like, every high school had, like, smoking pits, and you, like, knew that. That's where, like...

It's a smoking pit. It was just like... Describe this to me. It was, so, like, there's the parking lot, and then the schools right here, and there's, like, a batch of trees. So it was a designated spot established by the school for smoking? Or was it just a spot? That's where the kids were...

That's where you would go. Smokers went, but, like, the principal and the school cop would go cruise by it at, like, lunchtime because they knew, like, the kids were out there smoking. And what? Tell them to stop? They wouldn't tell them to stop, but they would just be, like, making sure they weren't, like, smoking weed or, like, doing drugs. Just cigarettes. It's, like, obviously, like, that's where you would go to deal the drugs, like, you'd meet in the smoking pit. Or, like, if there was ever a fight, they'd be, like, meet in the smoking pit, and you'd go to the smoking pit, and that's where you'd call everybody was the smoking pit.

Probably, like, as big as just, like, this room. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's pretty big pit. And is it actually in the ground? No, it was literally just like we're like the, where there was like a drain or something, like a bad little cup of trees. So you guys are just standing in water?

No, there was just a water. It was just a low line. We found a wetland. Just a little low, a little low. It had a drain. There's no water.

There's no water. So you guys would just stand around a drain. I didn't go into the smoking pit. I was just, you sure know a lot about it, I bet you were dealing monsters to him. It's buddy's taking a troll by the, by the smoking pit.

You're like, I'm not doing it. the deal out there. I was Dave's shop, bitch. Like, that was my, that was on my check, like, in the memo line. Like, what am I getting paid for every week? Shop, bitch. You were a good shop, bitch.

Yeah. I guess I refer to as the shoreline impact zone because, you know, it's obviously a boathouse on the shoreline. And there's some impact going on. Yeah, I thought this was way more about clapping booties. It's like NFL's greatest hits montage. Every night with Ken and some single moms in there. Maybe not single. That too.

It just depends, you know. I heard the beach was actually pushing back because they thought there was an earthquake. All the rest of the houses around Ken's started falling into the lake. It's like Ken's house is slab on grade. There wasn't a stick built structure that could take him. It's 10 inches of concrete. Yeah, it's like an airport runway underneath there. I'm not quite as bad as Gavin, but.

we're there. I did see a lot of guys that posted Instagram stories of the deer they shot, and some of them straight up looked like first year baby deer. I was like, I can't believe you one had the balls to shoot this thing

and two fucking post it. To get down on your hands and knees down here and hold up this little baby deer head. Who? Who come on, Ryan? Dude, I don't know. Just some cornedians.

Were there comments? Were there comments? Like, bro. I don't know. Ryan's like, dude, I hit that on the way to the gym in the morning. How'd you guys end up placing for that? I don't even know what we placed, but Dalton did win women's longest putt. What?

Yeah, did you put them down on that? Who wrote them down for that? That was funny. That was an honest accident. I didn't, I didn't, we must have missed that. They announced it. Dalton Songstead, and they have it on the website. Shut up.

Women's longest putt for the tournament. Yeah. That's funny. Dude, I didn't know it was an accident because when I heard it, I was like, what? That's hilarious. Evan must have just done that and, like, didn't tell any of us to, like, walk away. I think it was actually Grandpa Ron was the one that was like, oh, we got a proxy. Oh, measure it.

Maybe. Don't actually did make it, but then Grandpa just didn't read the sign and wrote him down. Don't definitely made a big putt. I remember them filling out the pro. Yeah, you did too. Mine wasn't the women. So did you get an award? Please don't tell me that they gave him money.

No, no money. What you did was mean on the cleaning lady. In my defense, I didn't notice it when I flushed the toilet. In my defense, that's what a toilet's for. When I flushed it, I did not notice it looked like that when I came back. When you caught hang time off the seat, you should have thought to look at what it just happened. We'll call you a rocket man, buddy. Bro, we got to fucking give our cleaning lady.

No, sorry. Let me rephrase that. You need to give our cleaning lady a Christmas present. Okay, that bathroom has been way worse before. No, no, it is not. No, it is not. That was one of the least were bad times. That was not that bad.

You're fucking delusional. Wait, so I don't know if Ken still has seen it. You're delusional. What did it look like? What I saw on Monday when I came back here was not? What did it look like? It looked like the Fourth of July happened in the toilet. There was a couple little brown specs.

when I saw it. No. Little. No. It looked like you took a handful of mud and threw it at a wall. It looked like that video and we took the one dirt bike out and everybody was covered in mud. That was the inside of the toilet pole. Dude, it was the most atrocious thing I've ever seen.

And the way it adhered itself to the porcelain, no amount of flushes would knock it off. It was so bad. Glad you think it's funny because it's not cool. It wasn't that bad when I left it. Somebody else blew that thing out after that video. Oh, really? Yes. Who here even has the technology to do that?

The capability. It wasn't, okay, when I left on Tuesday, was it Monday or Tuesday, I did that? It had a full week to end here. Before she had to go in there with a chisel and safety glasses. I was gone for almost a full week until I come back and you're like, oh my God, that toilet got blown out. It was blown out the whole time. I sent a snap in the group chat. You guys saw the snap in the group chat.

And I sent a snap of the toilet and I said, in all caps, Ken fucking Matthews, you assaulted this toilet. I must have clicked through that snap. Oh, God. Are you proud of yourself? It looks like a crime scene. Look at how clean the water is. That shows how hard on there that stuff is.

Yeah, that's my bad, boys. High velocity. You see why we had a problem with it now, Ken? Yeah, that's my bad. Ken, I think you need to just take a little bit more accountability for your blowouts. Maybe occasionally you could just take the edge off. You don't got to fine tune it. But maybe you go, shoot, maybe I'll just knock the edge off it.

I mean, it's insane, Ken. Like, this is a criminal act. I didn't even notice it. I flush that shit and walked away off. What is your toilet look like at home? ever peered inside is it just clean. Ken, what do we got to do for you to change your legal name

to Ken? That sounds like a disaster. I don't think it's that disastrous. It's probably easier than setting up like an LLC. And it's probably easier to do now before you continue to acquire more things like a Lincoln. Like then you'd have to change the title and stuff. So you might as well just do that now. We should surprise Ken by changing his name

legally for him. That would be awesome if we could do that. No. No, I'm not going to legally do that. There's enough stuff out there already that I'd have to switch. and just doesn't sound fun. What if we change your middle name? Same, exact same thing. What are you thinking?

I was thinking like fucking in the middle. Ken fucking Matthews. Then if you're in that linking continental, you know, they had JFK, then you got KFM. Ken's other friends are trying to change his name now, actually, from Kent.

What are they trying to hijack Ken's, Ken's nickname to what? Greg. Greg? I don't know where that came from. I love it. They just were like, well, what the hell is going on?

My new nickname wasn't good enough, so now I have a new one. Don, are those real Louis Vuitton shoes? Where'd you get those? Pull them on up. Like, did you just purchase them online? Up in here, up in.

Flash these fucking shoes, man. This dude gets a Rolex one week. Louis Vuitton shoes the next. Kids balling, man. He can hop in where I'm sitting. I don't really want to sit by him. You don't like them? Evan and Dalton do get a little.

along now like the beef is squash but they still bicker back and forth like i walked in the lunch today and i hear dalton kind of like toiling about something and then evan giving him a dead like well maybe if you didn't do such cheeto things you wouldn't have that problem like it's so genuine god damn don't it's got to be pretty nerve-racking wearing these things around the shot i'm nervous i would be nervous scrub the floor you know our shoes get toast around here let me see those things take them off yeah steal his shoes ben oh he looks they're I'll give them that. Where do you even buy something like this?

Online. How much were there? Thousand bucks? He just laughed. I was going to get 12 more than you could afford. $100. 13. I will give you.

Don't do that, Ben. You just fucking stepped into it. Rubbing them on your other shoe. Oh my gosh, dude. Bro, bro. Yikes. Ben, you were like the biggest sneaker head for the longest time. And the fact that you just did that invalidates everything I thought.

They look good on you though. If you could do a bachelor party right now, what would you do? Like, Cabo. Nice, classic. I love it. I love that idea. Sounds great. Yeah, that sounds good.

We should probably, like, do one of those fake YouTuber weddings. You know, and like Jake Paul, man. Married Tana Mojo or whatever name is. Penn getting fake married for YouTube would be top tier. Who's a YouTuber that we could have you? Fake marry. So do everything but sign the paper. Sophie Rain?

Like Amelia Hartford? I could do Amelia. What about Sophie Rain? Can you know who she is? I actually don't know who that is. Look her up. She happens to follow the Seaboy's TV. I think it could happen again.

I personally do not, but sorry. Sophie Rain and Ken Matthews get married in Kabul. Holy shit. Oh, yeah. Some context. Sophie Rain is like the highest earning O.F. Creator. I don't know if you can say it.

Yeah. But I think that's probably why she follows us just because of the car content. She's probably trying to figure out what to buy with all their money. What do you think? I might have to investigate that a little more. there you go dude i think we speak that into the world sophy rain ken matthes

2026 cobo we don't want that though because if ken married her like he would leave us so fast fuck you made 50 million dollars last year you could add a second story to your boathouse maybe even not just the second boathouse yeah can i'd be like i'm done filming with you guys having you fucking do these pranks i don't need

any of this anymore and all of us would say damn it money Mike? Money Mike does? Are you serious? All right, for your audio listeners, Mike. Three gifts in a row. Our boy Jackson just walked in with five Nike shoeboxes. Hey, yo. These are sick. I get it now.

You're the only one who can fill the shoes are my best man. That's so sick, dude. What? Right? Yes, yes, I accept. Awesome. Dude, this is so sick. Damn, my brother.

So Ryan. Ryan's your best man, huh? And now he is, yeah. Fuck, yeah, dude. Look at that, Ryan. I was getting nervous. He weren't going to ask me. Look at that, dude.

What's go? Damn, I think I owe somebody some money. I took a little overrunner on that. Grumes, man. Let's go, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my gosh, dude. These are sick, too.

Yeah, so I got, that was the, dude, dude, it was so much fun ordering. Like, I got everyone different pairs. Bro. These are fucking sick, dude. That grooms man. Thank you, Mike. Of course, bro.

I'd be honored, bro. Absolutely. You're a man, dude. These are sick. Woo. Shit, those are sick. Are those reflective? Yeah, the Nike signs reflective.

Bro, these are so sick. We're going to get up this beauty. Holy shit. Are you buying that kid? Is it a convertible? Yes, you're buying it. You have to buy that. Are you?

Yes. Are you serious? That's so sick. How much is it? Oh, that's actually a pretty decent deal. Hold the trigger on it right now. Let's go get it today. Let's go get it right now.

I want to go look at it at least. What do you mean? Look at it. I'm looking at it right now. Looks great. Let's go. Last podcast, Mike bought a viper. You got to buy one right there.

Yes, yes. Calling it now, someone buys a car on the podcast every single podcast. So my buddy Slim got himself a proper fishing boat this summer, or this spring he picked it up. Just a little like early 90s, like a 16 foot or 40 horse motor on it. Just a proper fishing rig. And he has had it out eight times this year. Never had a problem with it.

Runs like a top. And before he could even get the shore, I whip a U-turn and just crank the throttle wide open. And the lower unit just explodes out of the boat. Like all the bad metal noises, I can't even put it. And just seeing Slim just slowly turn around. Yeah, halfway from the dock to its truck just turns and just gives me that look. Like, really? You rat bastard.

Really? This guy. So now what? He's got to get a new lower unit. it wasn't my fault never is never is you never had insurance

when you finally needed it though yeah but I ended up it'll it buffed that never reminds you got a compound fracture yeah but it it just lives around a little now

we just buffed it out it's it's good now if your pointer finger is longer than your ring finger you like didn't get a certain amount of like a hormone at birth and they found that like it holds up with, like, people that are homosexual.

I got two gay cousins. Should we call them up and check? Do it. Do it. Call him up and check. Yeah, I got a, actually. Yeah, actually, I got a gay buddy. I got a gay buddy.

I'll call up right now. So straight up, I was just like, mind-blown. Because he said that, and I was like, wow, I wonder, maybe you'd take this to the boys. So you took this, this information from this podcast, face value, it's true. No. Okay. But I just, I wanted to, you know, I think it could mean something. So I just wanted to, you know.

Can we put it to the test? Yeah. Let me call my buddy. Ryan, you're fine. Hello? Well, define the ratio here. Yeah. Yeah.

We need a fucking tape measure. Because Spenny's is looking pretty mountainous over there. Wait, so. I don't know. Is this just a whole thing to get us to look like this at our nails? Now, how do we know, CJ? Ryan's looking, looking, looking, Hetero.

Yeah. Looking pretty heteros. There we go. I'm definitely not out clean yet. Spenny. But that makes sense because I got my cousin. Yeah. It might be something biological.

Yeah. It might be biological. And then I somehow just... Like in the genetics. Yeah. I just made it out clean. Not clean, but you don't know. Have you ever thought about it?

I've never thought about it. Well, you should think harder about it. I feel pretty comfortable. Ben, you look pretty stumped over there. Are you good? Pretty quiet. The newly wet cup. What's up, brother?

I've been waiting so long to say this. My wife. What's up, Sid? You know, he's got married and stuff. All right. Let's go. A little backstory for the listener. Mike and Sidney got married last night.

We had their wedding yesterday. I mean, I feel bad saying this for the other people's weddings that I've been to, but it was actually the best wedding I've ever been to. Thank you. There was so much stuff that had. happened at the wedding. That's for damn sure. There was so much stuff.

And it was just, it was just a great time. It just really was. From Gavin stealing Ken's Continental with Evan, doing donuts right before the best man's speech, dusting out, everyone eating, you know,

your hot dog stand. How much money do you make last night on the hot dog stand? Quite a bit, actually, like 300 bucks. Yeah. And I didn't even work it.

Your uncle just came over there and shoved it a bunch of money in my pocket. That's the best. Another profitable night, huh? You guys all looked so hungover. Dude, everyone's pretty quiet. In sunglasses, that here's crazy.

I know you guys aren't supposed to be talking right now, but half the crew has their sunglasses on. And I also want to apologize right now. Uh-oh. Hey, yeah, look her in the eyes. Do it. I am very sorry, you know, we were just hanging out. A couple Tonys and...

It's okay. I know you had to make it about you. Oh, my God. No, no, no. I was not trying to make it about me. It just kind of so happened. I ended up with the keys of. my hands and

in the ignition was it cool at least did it look cool no that's actually the worst part is that it didn't it didn't look cool because it was you know just

what was the stigma for the listener you were just sitting in your chair right I'm so sorry but I do want to look yeah well we were all getting ready for speeches so we're trying to get everyone

to be in their seats the DJ was like make sure everyone's in their seats all the sudden literally all the black tucks is running over there yeah literally the MC goes all right we're just waiting for the bridal party to sit back down and then you see

Gavin doing fucking donuts 25 feet from the tent like we see donuts literally every day at least once a week someone's doing a donut around here dude I doubt some of our family has seen someone do a donut since uncle Timmy got drunk 25 years ago you know like people were nervous they thought you were going to hit them you split into the trees were they nervous you think I guarantee you were nervous I was nervous dude I just didn't want to hit a tree I thought you guys put it into the trees at one point from the angle I was sitting. You backed it up extremely close. And I knew that Evan and Gavin were pretty liquored up.

From the moment I saw them, they had already put in a pretty solid shift for the last three, four days. So they pulled up rolling. Oh, man, we just came off the mozzarella sticks. Yeah, you guys were at Zorba. So they pull up. We immediately ripped the sleeves off Gavin because he looked weird having sleeves on in his tux. So we ripped those off. That's the first thing I noticed.

At the ceremony, I'm, like, looking around at everyone. I see Gavin, I'm like, did you like it? It was appropriate. So, no? I think she'd be lying if she said she liked it. I mean, it wasn't, like, bad. If you want them, they're still in the car.

We can definitely sew them back on. I don't even have the shirt anymore. It's completely gone. There's nothing. It's ripped to smithering. It was okay. I just was so surprised at how, like, rough it was. It was a hand job.

Like, I mean, it was a hand job. We just ripped it. We just ripped it. Like, we didn't use the scissors, nothing, just fucking... Yeah, that showed. But that was all right. That's what he prefers, though. And at my wedding, I would hope that you would show up like that. Be yourself.

Yeah. Like, that's just so on brand. And Evan being just a little bit on, like, the fence of not knowing where he's at. I like that, you know? Hey, what do you mean? Not knowing where he's at? He was just on one. Oh, just looking around.

Yeah. Where am I? Got some good shots of Gavin turning up the grass. You did a really good job. You were staying right there with me. You were on the inside loop, man. Bro, because you were going two miles at hour. That's how I knew we were doing something right when Dalton came running over,

getting the camera. I was like, all right, we got us spinning. I don't know about doing something right, but you were doing something. Yeah, exactly. Dude, I was even apologizing just for being there. I felt guilty. He just building it. Because you were instigating me.

If you come over with the camera, no shit, I'm going to run it. You were already doing it. Speaking of putting poisonous things in your lungs and reaping the ramifications of it i have been working on getting us life insurance because we're working on our buy sales we're working on becoming a proper company with proper benefits right all of our rates are pretty similar except for one oh god our buddy kenjamin kenjamino okay so these are all of our things right they're all together notice this because it's just presumed they're in the same rate

So, so. Sit down again. Sit down. Yeah, come on in here, bud. So preferred is like the best non-smoker, they said, is probably what we'll get. So it's about $1,100 a year for $2 million worth of coverage, per se, something about it happened. Anyone want to guess what old Kenjaminos is?

Because I had him, he's a known vapist. And I asked him, I said, if he quits, you know, for like a test and whatever. And they said, if he was to say he quit and then started again and there was nicotine in a system, they could deny the claim. So I was like, all right, probably not worth it. Is he over double? Triple. Holy shit, Ken.

What? This is all because he's a vapist. Pretty much three times. Is it worth it, Ken? Now you're costing me money. Now your vaping's costing me money. Okay, so I... I actually was thinking this week.

I'm like, before you even brought this up, I was like, it's time to stop. What? Because now is it time, Ken? $616. I've been trying to cut back alcohol in my life. And then I was like, okay, well, what's the next thing?

I'm going to cut back that, honestly. So, yeah, honestly, it's time to cut that. Yeah, for literally $1,600 a year or $2,300. Jesus Christ. Yeah, this was actually one of the better quotes. Dude, this is a huge moment. This is. This is a huge moment.

The billboard didn't do it. This is it. This is it? This is it? This moment. Take it out and throw it away. I actually don't, I don't have one right now. That's what I'm talking about.

Because I, I, I just don't have one now. Now you don't even have to be worried. Dude, congratulations, Ted. Congratulations. Holy shit. After everything we've done over the last five years of trying to get you to quit, $1,500 did it. Last year, I surprised everybody with gifts, but with tariffs.

Fucking tariffs is the reason. And, you cheap bastard, credit card fees, we have foregone the Christmas special gifts this year. Oh, I thought you were going to say, but I did get, like, the whole group, one little thing. No, I actually, I was talking to GLD about getting us custom life wide open chains, but they said they couldn't do it in six days notice. So, well, maybe next year you have something to look forward to. And your butt is coming in what part of the sentence? No, it's just straight up no gifts. Good, butts can't come.

There it is. No, there's no butt in this sentence. There is no gifts this year. Have you guys seen the theory going around on TikTok that, like, I'm off the rails on? Oh, yeah. That's awesome, dude. I mean, not awesome, actually. It's not awesome.

I don't know what I said that. Hold on. What? Yeah. People think that. I'm just like doing basically every time but like but like heavily doing and they're like they're like you can just totally tell he's just off off his uh

he's all strong out his strong out and some people are like well like obviously they're they're you know they're YouTubers rockstar like obviously doing it and then other people are like yeah like how else do you think they like keep up with that lifestyle and then other people are like dude so bummed to see this I see a lot of those like oh man so Bumbed. Dude, I knew exactly after seeing it in the video that people were going to think that. It was when we were building the houseboat and we were cutting all the wood for the inside of it. And then I was cutting the freaking fence post. It was dusty. It was super dusty. And then CJ comes up or Dalton comes up with the camera. And I was just like fresh off

with just like wiping my nose of like sawdust. Yeah. Eyes all watery. Yeah. I was trying to talk during it. And, uh, yeah, they saw that clip. And then they We're just like, he is off his mind. I can't even have allergies anymore. I was like, dude. And since we don't do. And like, you don't think anything of it. Oh, I probably shouldn't wipe my nose on camera or whatever.

Yeah. So far off base. I commented on that, one of the most viral ones. And I was just like, bro, laughing face, laughing face. Like, what? This is funny, but absolutely not. Ben, why are you so obsessed with touching me later? Because it's just love to like poke me and grab me by my waist.

Yeah, it's just really weird. It's a little thing to poke. When we're in public and you come up behind me and grab both your, yeah, it's weird, dude. People are going to start thinking weird things. It's not like I hold on over a while, but I do give them a little squeeze. It's just to like to remind you that they're there. I feel like you're getting used to living with them. So me touching them is you being like, oh, yeah, they're still there.

And then every time I poke your belly, it's more of just like a curiosity thing of like, what's the poke going to feel like? It's just scared on it? Yeah. It's belly is insane. Like, look at it. Dude. No, like, actually, look at this.

Hold on. Just let me live for the camera. It's like, what was the turning point? This is a hard poke right here, and it isn't even going in. Just, just so much beer. It's just simply full of beer. You've been drinking so much beer for the past three years I've known you. It's only the past year that you started to show it.

Yeah, no, I've been drinking a lot of beer lately. Like even more beer. Yes. And how do we feel about that? I usually feel pretty good after a six-rate beer. It was a bad situation, but I hope there's people out there watching that could use the positivity that I had. The courage, the inspiration, man, yeah. I mean, I'm obviously, like, I'm dealing with a lot.

I got, this is like, I've rode dirt bikes my whole life, and I could maybe never ride again, but I'm not going to let an injury stop me. And if you're listening and dealing with the same, I hope you push through and get back to do what you love. Stay positive while doing so. Stay positive while doing so. Maybe stay in the gym and keep having fun, too. Yeah. Love you, Spine.

You're a warrior. Yeah, I'm glad. Hello? Good afternoon. Is this Gavin? Who's this? Is this Gavin Carlson? Gavin, my name is Rita, and I work with the Minnesota State Department of Health.

Do you have a moment? Say, this is an urgent matter. Do you have a moment, Gavin? No, sorry, you're breaking up. What is this about? My name is Rita, and I work with the Minnesota State Department of Health. We are attempting to control the spread of a sexually transmitted disease in our area. Your name has been given to us from several individuals as we've been conducting interviews of sexual activity.

I need to ask you a few questions. Can you please inform me of your last 60 days of sexual activity? You just hung up. Oh. I think you call them back again and say that. Just one individual, though. Don't say several. Got it.

But that was really good. That was really good. I think call him back. Call him back. He's like, fuck. Now he's on the run. He's on the run. I'm like,

what else do you say? I'm calling. Gavin, hi, this is Rita calling. I'm calling. Gavin, hi, this is Rita calling back.

I must have lost. you there. Can you hear me? I can hear you. Wonderful. Do you have a moment so I can ask you a few questions? What is this about? It's a sexually transmitted disease that's spreading in our area and we've been given your name as someone who's potentially been infected. Okay. So I just need to know a few things. Firstly, have you needed to know? Have you noticed any abnormalities in your genital area as far as lesions, burning while you urinate, itchy, irritation, anything like that? No. No.

Okay, good. Good. That's good. Have you been with anyone who which you share a direct relation with in the last 30 days? No. Okay. Have you engaged in any fallatio or conalingis in the last 30 days in the state of Minnesota? No.

Okay. That does not eliminate you from the propensity to have this disease. We are also working with the Colorado State Department of Health, so they may be contacting you as well. What's the disease? It is herpes with the potential for also gonorrhea. There's several different cases here we're working on. We're just trying to narrow it down right now. Okay. Okay. So just keep your phone on you so that the Colorado State Department of Health can also reach you. And I do have one more question here. This is a little bit awkward because, you know, the context of the conversation is a little bit uncomfortable. So bear with me here.

But is this Gavin Carlson from Shred 80? No. Oh, this isn't three-wheeler, Gavin? Is that you? Okay. My son's just a huge fan of his. So I thought if you were him, I wanted you to say hi to him quick. He's at work with me.

I'm sorry about that. No, it's okay. Sorry. Bye. Bye He couldn't get off the phone quick enough No, no, no, this is not Gavin Carlson from shredding No, that's not me, okay, bye

I feel like we should call him back now on our number Yeah, I'll call him no, let him sit, let him sit Oh my gosh, let him sit Tweaking Oh my gosh, dude, he's probably like, fuck You know he's sweating calling anybody who by me, but, no, that's not me, That was so good, Ansel

That was so good He was trying to play dumb And no, no, nope Okay, what the heck, bro? What up? Did you just what? What's up? I just got a weird phone call

from freaking some lady in Minnesota And it was weird. I was actually gonna call you And tell you I got a weird call. Bro, that's, I literally just got the same call And she was asking for your contact. What was that about? I don't know.

She was just asked, I didn't even think it was like, a real lady and then she was freaking about sexual disease STD or something i don't know it was weird regarding what but then just asking if i'd hooked up with anybody in the last 30 days in minnesota and stuff like that it was well over two months ago that i hooked up i used the condom and i felt fine so what she say it was she just asked a couple questions and then she's like okay and then she ended it so weird with saying oh and then can i have you to say hi to my son i was like that's kind of inappropriate, and then I just hung up after that.

She's like, are you three wheeler Gavin? Oh, seriously? So she just wanted me to say, yeah. Shut up. Yeah. What? What is right, bro? So.

It was so weird. Because, yeah. I just said no. I just said no, and I didn't say hi to him. I was like, no, I got to go. Oh, that was kind of a dick move. What the thing? It was a weird situation, bro.

So, yeah, she called me and was like, hi, so we've been contacted by someone that, you know, tested positive for. for, I don't even know what she said, gonorrhea, maybe. Yeah. Is that bad? I don't think gonorrhea is that bad, but like I said, I used a condom. Is it not bad? Gonorrhea is bad, but I don't know what, I don't think I have gonorrhea.

What do you mean you don't think? I guarantee I don't. I think I would feel some type of weird way. I think my pee would burn. I saw 100% normal. Itchy? No, itchy at all. Orts?

nothing are you playing a prank now no no no i'm just asking i'm just asking because she just called me she called me it was like somebody tested positive and they had told me um that they were like hooking up with someone that was coming to film with you so she had my contact information and i was like uh okay well yeah i mean it was probably so she was asking if i could connect her with you why would she not have already had my number like why would she not have already had my number like why would she know my name and stuff. I don't know why. That doesn't make sense.

I gave it to her. Okay. I mean, are you in trouble or what? No, why would I be in any trouble? What are you talking about? Why, you sound so nervous then. You're making me nervous. What the freak, dude?

You just gave her my number, and it didn't even, like, look official or anything. I don't even know why I answered and talked to her. What's she say? Okay, it was the stupidest thing ever. What? Okay. Are you messing with me?

No, are you messing with me? No, go into depth. Like, what did she say? She just said she worked with the Minnesota State Department of Health. So that made her sound official. It was just weird as freak, though. Have you got checked lately? No.

Are you being dead ass? Are you messing with me? Well, have you gotten checked? Are you? No, I don't ever get. I've never gotten checked. I've always, no. Well, that might be a problem, bro. Bro, for what?

I told you I used the condom. What about that other chick that you were telling me about? Dude, I Blow jobs I'm not freaking raw dog and chicks though I hate you guys I can't be the worst

You guys are all so stupid That's not even fun How nervous are you Gavin Gavin hi it's me It's Rita I did not like that What the hell you guys Here Gavin I got Rita on the phone here

Gavin hi it's me Rita I didn't know I hate that. I'm going to ask you to go ahead and pursue the use of saran wrap full body and go get tested. Gavin, you're an asshole, dude. You wouldn't say hi to her son? Bro, it did not feel like the right circumstance.

Hey, hey, what's up? It's me, three-wheeled gaff. Gab, we said that was the only time you've ever not claimed to be three-wheeler gav. Now you'll be gonorrhea, Gav. Dude, I was just watching a new video literally about the comment, and then I got that freaking... phone call. Scared the shit out of me. The new video is beautiful. I was laughing my

ass off. That was so good. The Finland vids have been awesome too. You're awesome. You're awesome. You guys are awesome. I don't have any rooms booked. That's okay. Dude, it took everything out of me. Just hit the flights booked. We're flying a legion, so it's direct.

That's nice. Not Delta. Bro, we don't have the money for that. I was honestly looking up for you two. You paid for their stuff or no? Are they? Currently, yeah, but I mean, We'll talk about it. It's just easier if we pay them back after. Yeah, we could do the non-monetary favors, whatever.

I believe he called them a back door. Well, you guys might be sharing rooms. They'll be perfect. Bro, I just opened my TikTok, and it just opened to F it, Shred 80 football highlights. And it's his football highlights. Yeah. Football highlights. It's amazing how they manage to, like, find you.

But, like, people are putting in the work and, like, digging up stuff. I agree. Like, it's insane. Like, every time I open, it's something somehow related to us from someone I don't even know. I haven't listened to the new podcast, but I've been taking some flack in my TikTok about being naked on a motorcycle chasing Gavin. Damn, that just came out. Oh, yeah. People are literally commenting on my TikTok saying.

That's like the 10th time you've been naked on a dirt bike. No, that's the first time I've been naked on a dirt bike. Come on, Spina. You've told me stairs before. I have a picture of you. Oh, that's true. Someone's living room. I wasn't there.

I was naked on a bike before. Yeah, you're right. Probably the first time being talked about on a podcast. Yeah. It's like they're chirping you or what? Yeah, they're just, I don't even know what they're saying. They're just saying like that I'm suss after chasing Gavin naked on a dirt bike. Dude, CJ and I stripped down naked on our pit bikes with ice tires and did wheelies on the ice.

That was pretty fun and random, pointless, weird, I guess. Are you justifying it, like, honest? I'm saying it's not. It's not crazy. It's like riding a horse naked. It's not crazy. One kid goes, explain yourself riding dirt bikes naked chasing Gavin.

That's a valid point. And then another guy says, concerning Gavin with no clothes on the dirt bike. Concerning him. These comments are coming in and I'm like, how do these guys know about this? Because I haven't listened to the new podcast. I think we just blow up your spot for like an hour.

Yeah. The whole time. Literally. It's all right. That was funny. I feel like everybody should probably ride a dirt bike naked at one. Dude, it's so exhilarating. It's like skinny dipping, everybody at once.

Everybody at once. It's not one time. It's like skinny dipping. Have you guys never skinny dipped? Ryan, that was the most quad guy thing I think I've ever heard you say. Come on now, Ryan. Like, we should go do it after this in the rain. Nice little drizzle.

You know what happens when it rains. We figure that out. Not all at once. That's not what I meant. I meant to say, not at one. either. I meant just to say someone, everyone should do it at one, not together is what I'm trying to say. I just spent the last 10 days with you. You talk such a big game and I've seen the worst performance imaginable. I'm still out there having fun. I'm talking to the girls getting their numbers. I'm just

set myself up for in the future. I don't need any one night. Yeah, no one night stance. We're just looking for the future girl right now. What were you doing in the courtyard the other night? That's a whole other story, F. Oh, let me hear this. Wasn't good, man. You know, I have a slight love for hippie chicks and we We were in Moab, Land of the Hippies. A lot of hippies of Moab. Yeah, a lot of hippies. Dude, a lot of douchebags. Dude, so many just dickheads, I would say, just, I'd never seen it like that.

I think, I don't know what that was about. Yeah, what do you? Maybe I was running around looking two rednecks. Dude, you can hear him punching him. That's my mom. So she, he was already on the hood before this. Kick it off. Keep in mind, this thing is in perfect condition.

Yeah. The cops are coming, buddy. And then he, like, kind of stops for a little bit here. Yeah, so then he circles around here. Watch this. Oh. What? Broken shield.

But look at him. He looks at his hand. I'm so mad. Dude, I've never seen anybody do that in my life. That is insane. Yeah. Just one hand punches. So, I mean, that's, I wouldn't want to fight him.

I mean. Dude, how about this right here? Yeah, he's on drugs. That's what I'm saying, bro. He starts humping the thing. He thinks it's a fucking decepticon. Dude, you replay that punch again. That punch was insane.

Watch him one hand punch it. It cracked it. My dad's like, or my mom's like, he's going to break his hand. And then he just turns and looks at his hand. It was pretty funny. Watch this shit. Look at the glass. Boom.

One hit. Looks down it like, oh, I hope that hurts a piece of shit. Your mother's the sweetest lady in the world, too. I don't think I've ever heard her swear. Yeah. Yeah, it was kind of our first time, I think. Dude, yeah, I had to have it felt good for her, get it out. Yeah, I suppose.

But anyways, yeah, my dad was, he's, I think, a little torn up still about it. Obviously, because his prized possession just got literally fucked up. Assaulted. And, like, you know, he thinks about things like he doesn't want him to have an accident on it, on its vehicle report for resale. And, like, you know, he spent years just keeping this thing pristine. And now it's like, to him, it's like not as good when you have to go. and, like, get it fixed.

And, like, the guy fucked up pretty decently. My point is that he looks at it differently than we would. Like, we would be, like, what, you know, it'd be kind of funny. We'd move on. We'd go get it fixed, whatever. But it just, it hits a little different. And then he's also pretty bum because I think he, when my mom was saying, he wishes that he would have done something.

But I'm like, no, that would have been stupid to go over there and do something about it. I don't know what you could do. Dude, in Minnesota, he would have gotten in trouble for assaulting. Like, if your dad literally touched him, he would be like, well, who knows? He could have gotten the drugs on him. Or he just would have, he could have gotten stabbed. Yeah.

Or he could have, you know, end up actually kicking the guy's ass, and then it just gets flipped on him. That's what you do. Aax surprise, show dismayed, denied, denied, deny. Then you attack with county accusations. He's got a formula for this. Hello? Do you know what kind of stickers those were that ended up on my truck?

Uh-uh. Well, you gave me the goobie gun and the torch. But the gooey gun was flammable, and now I melted my door handle. And it melted it into, like, with a lot. I can't open my doors. Can't open your doors because of what now? This. This.

This is so dumb. So dumb. Ask who could have done it. The stickers. The damn wheel stickers That I don't know I think it was Dalton Or whoever

They put those stickers on my door handles And then I was trying to clean it off You told me heat it up with the torch And try to scrape it Or to put the goobie gun on it And then I put the gooble With the torch because it's hot Well yeah

I didn't know gooby gun was flammable It's oil Yeah now my wrap is melted then my door handle doesn't work. Oh, that's funny? Was it Dalton? I have no idea. Because I'm going to loosen his lug nuts up if it was him.

Well, you should do that anyway. Well, you came in and you got it off. Well, I got it off the one side. And then I found out this son of a bitch put it on multiple doors. So then I was, I just put a lot of gooey gone on there. I just hit it with the torch right away, trying to speed things up. It says flammable right on that bottle. I was irritated and didn't have time to read.

But you didn't see who took those stickers. I didn't see who put them on your truck? Well, I mean, yeah, I would love to know if you saw who put them on my truck. But I'm saying they were all the stickers were in the shop in the work base. So I thought maybe you saw who stole the stickers. No, I gave the one to Ben You gave So it was Ben

I thought of it I swore I gave him a big red one I'm like what do you want to do with this And I was gonna stick it I was pretending to stick it On the side by side And he grabbed it from me

And threw in the garbage Okay so I should look at Ben though I don't know Well if you were if you were a betting man Who do you think I should suspect Boy I would hate to throw anybody On the bus All right well I'll get to

the bottom of this. I just, I, I, I'd hate to be the guy that did it. Boy, I wouldn't too. I wouldn't want you mad at me. Well, I would never be mad at you. I know you would never do that. I know you'd never cause me to burn half my wrap off my truck. Rack a door handle right before Christmas. I have presents to buy in a family. Yeah, that would stink. I would have read the label first. So you're telling me, it's not the sticker applicators fault? It's the Goobygon guy's fault? Well, did you not look at the goobie god? I think that stuff is happening.

Well, I looked at it. It was running down my door. These things are oily and best. It's not good. No. All right. We'll tag you later. Yep, I'll let you know. What the hell was that?

Crazy. Big wrench. Big wrench. Can't take account of it. Donated somewhere in the... Jesus. Somebody needs to lube the door hinges. Sounds like Evan farted because Mike's walking away.

He had to get a breather. It's a good thing we're cornered back here, huh? Good thing that... I've actually been doing it the whole time, but everyone with headphones in didn't know. I could hear it. He's been getting ready for wine night. Dude, I think we found your new spot, Ev.

Yeah, I agree. Yeah, this is definitely your spot. Big Ken's going to be pissed because you can't scroll his phone to not look up what we're asking them to. Are you going to put Ken on that side? I don't know. I think we're going to put him in his own like elevated chair. Some kind of like Buddha chair.

Just wheel him in to the head. Just wheel him in to the head. We're ripping across the seven mile bridge, which as far as I'm concerned is the longest bridge in America. Bro, seven miles is a long ways. And if you're on this sketchy two lane, it's got like a shoulder about this wide. We're driving down it and the tire blows. the trailer starts swaying back and forth

almost hits the freaking wall of the bridge. There's oncoming traffic and I yell tire to which Gavin yells where and I'm like what the fuck do you mean where behind us? He thought I yelled fire

so he locks up the bird starts slowing down pretty quickly because he thought we were on fire but that's obviously I mean couldn't you feel behind the wheel gav then you got it was happening obviously there was something wrong but I hear him say yell tire and I hear fire and I just

Immediately, I'm like, well, shit, we got to get this taken care of right now. Shit got a little chaotic. And we eventually get to the side of the road, and then a semi about takes the mirror off on the side of our pickup. It was a narrow bridge. And immediately goes, this is not worth dying for. We have to get off this bridge. So we're like, all right, we're going to limp this trailer. Dragging it on the rim?

But it was rolling. Just bare rim, just, oh, it was okay. So we're like, all right, it'll be fine. You know, it's just going to roll. well the tire eventually disintegrates the rest of the way then you get to the rim and then you hit one of like those things in the bridge you know where they like flex and it caught the tire and then like tore up the rim and so then we basically ended up

just dragging it on the hub seven miles well we basically wore completely through the rim and then and then got into the hub Mike why don't you show off your trophy oh my gosh that's what's left of the wheel like Oh, my gosh. That is so hard. Be careful. It's really dirty. So, like, even if you guys know what a drum break on an old car or a trailer looks like,

even the drum break is like a half moon. A solid third. Yeah, same size as that. Just gone. I think you got to tell the best part, though, no. It started on fire. There actually was a fire. It started on fire.

Dude, I'm sitting there, like, kind of eyes closed. We're driving, you know, I'm just listening. Dalton's like, you know we're talking about how you guys tire blue whatever and then dalton goes man mike's shit always starts on fire leave it to mike that's why we're using mike's trailer of course start on fire and i just was like bro the tie i'm in my head i was like the tire blue you're being a little dramatic i don't think it counts as a fire and then an hour later i look at the technology i see the video the thing was actually on fire yeah it started sparking and i look back and i one of those times

Like sometimes I think something And I don't say it out loud But this time I go I think it's gonna start on fire And then by that time it was already on fire Everything you own Mike Everything My house dude

Nah not your house You better be careful though The rubber had like Not a lot of rubber But enough rubber to light on fire Had like got behind the rim And was wrapped up in the axle So the sparks started that rubber on fire

But the problem was the floor The floor of the trailer is wood It's an all metal trailer I said that right away. I'm like, what's a metal trailer? It can't burn that good. And then I realized it's made out of wood. And with a bunch of gasoline bikes in there, too.

Generator, four bikes, gas cans, oil, one wheels, lithium batteries. That was just a bomb. That was just an absolute bomb waiting to go off. I'd have been so bummed to lose two Starks, the Harley, and the R6 dirt bike. That was sucked. It wasn't an option, but we fired in our half water bottles. We didn't have much.

Ryan used a Coke. We fired in Ryan's Coke, my Coke. A sacrifice. And then Evan pulls out this gallon jug of water and we're like, sick. Putting the fire out, so sketchy. That was about the longest we spent out of the vehicle and what? It was a minute. Dude, we just got to watch all together.

Yeah, play it, play it. You know me. I can be a little dramatic. Dude, yeah. I thought you guys were drunk listening in the way you were talking, Ryan. Yeah. I can be a little dramatic. Okay.

Fuck you. I was like, oh, Brian Todd is the funniest part. Obviously, I am in this moment being. pretty dramatic. He hawks at me, bro. Our rig is burning down. Get out of the way. Sorry, we inconvenience you.

You had to swap lanes for a second. Oh, go to fuck down. Me being dramatic. Me being dramatic. And then I calm down. And then look at this guy. He literally is in our lane. Fuck you.

Dude, he probably couldn't see you. I couldn't do it. I was going to say, can I devil's advocate for that guy. Oh, yeah. You could see the fricking trailer with flashers and fire, but you were running like 50 feet behind it with just an iPhone light. No, that was right behind the trailer, but that helped.

When I did that, I think it helped. People started moving over earlier, but yeah, definitely. I think it did help, but I could see where they're like, what is this maniac doing? Yeah. Where if, like, if it was just the flaming trailer, maybe he wouldn't have, but honestly,

I respect what you did because you were looking out for all of us trying to be firefighters. So thank you, Ryan. Thank you for your service. What I'm excited for is to see the mark in the bridge when we drive home. I don't even know if we should talk about it. We might get charged for seven miles of concrete. We're sitting at the bar, Evan, myself, and Mike, and fucking the bartender,

Evan starts telling the story like, yeah, we blew a tire on the way in on the bridge. He goes, that was you guys? Shut up. Yes. And we go, what? You heard about that? He goes, yeah, word gets around pretty quick. It's a pretty small town.

What the fuck? I love women that are older. That's probably my biggest problem. And they love you. They do love me. Yeah. Because they think that you're like low 40s. Yeah, 100%.

I'm at the perfect age to get the woman I like. I love these older women. And now I finally have a chance to get them. So it's been hard staying away from them. Explain what the dilemma was, though. You met a cute girl. She looks younger, but she's older. She's correct.

And you guys had a late night. Had a late night. We just hung out, man. But, you know, and it was pretty, pretty low-key, all things considered. The biggest problem was how much I fell in love. If you want to know the truth? Yeah. I fell in love.

Yeah, you're still pretty flustered about it. But I'd say that, I'd say that's not the biggest problem, though. Yeah. That seems like pretty. That's like the second problem to the first biggest problem. She's married, isn't she? She's married. Whoa.

No, no, no, no. We found out of this. She's married. No, no. What do you mean? No. The picture you showed me, like, if you zoom in on her hand, she's clearly wearing a wedding ring.

Stop, guys, I'm getting anxious. Well, we're not going to show a picture. We're not going to say anything more. This is not on you. Correct. I don't think this is on you at all. A married woman that was not wearing her wedding ring. Correct.

That told Gavin that she was single. And then Gavin told us how in love he was. And we started doing some research. And we were like, oh, yeah, this woman is married. And he goes, how do you know? And we go, well, here's a photo of her with her husband and kids yesterday. He was being weird about it I got her first name

And then I found her under his following And it was literally yesterday I was like, what do you mean you were under debate Whether she had a husband or not? She just posted a picture yesterday with him Gavin feels like he did something wrong But I feel like you didn't Thank you for that

Well you didn't know Genuinely were duped You're not wrong for feeling bad I'd feel bad about it So bad Yeah it's really just a cruel world out there man You can't trust anyone I can actually feel

Yeah, Gavin, I can feel the energy off of Gavin right now. I start breathing all right. No, it's okay. I've been worked up about it just because of how much I actually liked her too. That is a bummer. You never know. She was pretty. She was.

She was very impressed, too. She was like, wow, bud. I know. Oh, not good, bro. Makes the guy all worked up. Like, holy crap. Do you think her man even rides three-wheelers? That's probably the problem.

Dude, last time we went and got one of the boys' x-rayed, we found out that Evan had a matchback car shoved up his ass. After your sandrail, accident, left side. Why is there a little toy car? Well, I mean, you don't think that shouldn't have anything to do with my back problems, though, should it? Like, that shouldn't even be. Normally, people take that out right away, but. How about you, CJ?

What did you do? I saw you guys put a phone. Fortnite. Got a horned up played Fortnite. Fortnight. Yeah, Alex, wonder why you were so sweaty while you were gaming? Yeah, that's normal. No, I didn't really game that much.

I probably played like an hour and a half, but... Spent the rest of the day jerks. Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't know what I did. I can't remember. So speaking of weddings, do you guys remember how when we were at Haydays, that guy proposed to his now fiancé right in front of us.

It was on video. Yeah. Well, his name's Jameson. He asked if I could ask you to be your. ordained and marry them. Are you joking right now? I'm being dead serious. He wants you to officiate the wedding.

That's so lit? Why not, Ken? No, no, no, I think he's saying, no way in shock.

Oh, I was like, I'm just sorry, I'm so he's a no kidding. He looked happy. No way, I can't wait. So no.

When is it? I can get the details. It's next summer. What is he going to be busy? You got plenty of time. Ken, we can move stuff away. Yeah.

We can move stuff. you should do that and then I also have been pulling for you to do the same for my wedding but Alex keeps saying no I just know that Alex would want a different direction for your wedding I think she deserves what you're going to give you've been getting everything she wants for the wedding I have one ask and it's for Ken to do the officiating well you are planning a stunt show yeah you're hosting that part though oh perfect yeah but the stunt show is just part of it that doesn't that's not something I want that's something that's going to happen It's not like I get one ask

And I think it's for Ken The stunt shows that's a done deal Like there's nothing we can do about that There's no true rule of thumb But I think the guy should get three asks So I mean you got the stunt show How means you get Mike? I got three

What'd you get? I could invite you guys That one was tough to get through That actually used up all three of my asks On that one The Viper was the second one And carrot cake was the third one

What a terrible waste of a third one Well I mean you can't You did not get much out of those If I would have said stunt show Like I wouldn't have got it So Ken will you do it for him Jameson he's watching right now I think it depends on how long

I don't like what does it entail Like am I the main guy talking Well I mean you'll be you'll be running them through their vows You'll be talking You know we gather here today To marry Jameson and his soon-to-be wife, Sophie, they love each other very, very much.

They've been through so many ups and downs. And, you know, marriage is like a roller coaster. It goes ups and downs, but no matter what, you stay on the ride because you can't hop off. And also, it's so much fun. Yes. And 20 minutes tops, Ken, you got this. Yeah, I think you do it nice.

I feel like you got to spend a weekend or two with them, notice that you get to know them as a couple so you can say some nice things about this actually let me so you're going to think about it will think about will you be my ordained minister i don't know if it's ordained minister i don't know if it's ordained i don't even know what the proper naming is this but will you do mine would you you won't damn so even if i can persuade alex to say yes you will say no i think yours has a lot more like pressure on it are you kidding me people would love it they'd be glued it has less pressure i feel like then then this other Yeah, they're going to be like most of people

They're going to be like, who is this Paul bearded man? Yeah, but we're such an, I don't know And why is he wearing a ketchup costume? I'm just giving you shit. I think you need to slurp a minnow before the pod. Yeah, let's do it. End it out, Ken, with the minnow. No, no, no.

I'll do it with you. No, put in your cures. You won't even know. I'll do it with you. No, I'm not doing a minnow shot, but if you don't have any fireball. You just, just eat the minnow. No, I'm not just doing just eating a minnow. That is disgusting.

It's either, either do that or a cold punch. No. Oh, no. That was incredible. Come on, brother. Get some beer down you. Yeah. Yeah, he just.

He slurped it. Did you slurp it or did you just like, you turn into the shadows and then throw it on the floor? No, that's gone. You slurped that thing. I can see it in your eyes. Well, Ben, now is not the time. Bro, the velocity was incredible.

Yeah. I'm not doing a minnow shot. That's just end of story. We're going to sit out of your all night bickering about it. Rip one. Ken. We're going to sit out here all night bickering about,

oh, why don't you do a minnow shot? No. It's just what we're going to do. Why don't you just do it? We can keep going this podcast for another three hours going, just do a minot shot. I'm going to be like, no.

Why don't you just do it? Because I don't want to do a minnow shot. Why? Because I don't want to do it because it's fucking Tuesday. You know, what is that? This is ridiculous.

Yeah, well, that was pretty good podcast, boys. Yeah, it was good fun. I think there was a lot of humor. There was a lot of lessons learned. I think there was a lot of takeaways for the viewers. Remember, less motion, GAV. Everybody, yeah, even I have that problem. Less motion, try to just, you know, more friction.

Thank you, CJ. That'd probably be the best way to put it. Would you say you're kind of an expert? It's called the pelvis method, Gav. You know, I don't want to talk about myself. You know. I don't want to talk about myself either. Actually, I don't know.

He's not going to make it. He pissed his pants. He pissed his pants. What? He actually pissed his pants. He missed his pants. On that note, thank you for getting through this podcast. Yeah, thank you guys.

And thank you for getting us to 5 million subscribers. Yeah, that's big boys. CJ's got to go play Fortnite. I probably am going to go play Fortnite. CJ's going to get into seven rounds, 30 seconds each. I don't know if that's a dude. on his gameplay or... Ken does live beneath me.