Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Boys Talk with CboysTV

Episode Date: May 10, 2022

In today's special boy's podcast we talk about being falsely accused by the police, taking dumps on an airplane, Ken’s lack of touch, and much MUCH more. Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with... promo code WIDEOPEN at https://MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod  Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:03 I'd say no touch at all. No touch at all. Are you mad because you didn't like it? Okay. So if you guys saw the video where we put the toilet in Ken's office and then we had like the poop spray and we sprayed it in the toilet, well, we showed us reacting to how bad it smelled, but what we didn't show on the video was it smells so bad, we felt like he was going to get so mad because it smelled so bad.
Starting point is 00:01:26 So we took the toilet out, rinsed it out. and started completely fresh because we were like, this is like, this is like almost a criminal act having this toilet smell this bad in his office, right? We do it. Ken didn't even notice that it smelled bad. And then after we did it. It smelled off. It didn't smell nearly as bad as that spray smells.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Okay. So fast forward, I throw the spray away because I'm like, this is a lethal, this is a lethal weapon and I don't feel comfortable having it in the vicinity of, One, myself, I know myself, and I don't think I could handle having that around, you know, if I get the urge to mess with somebody. And two, I just didn't want it to get into the wrong person's hands. It got in the wrong person's hands. Well, I threw it away. You must have ordered another one.
Starting point is 00:02:13 I Amazon's another one. You see, if Ben and... I know, but, like, it was the point. Like, you went out and, like, I have to get them back with this break again. So, Ken... Oh, no, I just ought to be funny to do. Okay. If Ben and I say something is so bad that you need...
Starting point is 00:02:29 need to like throw these away this is not a prank this is not to be joked with this will ruin an entire room we're going to have to put new drywall carpet for everything you know room has got to be scrapped you know it's bad yeah so fast forward to last night Saturday evening we're all hanging out in our living room or in the shop and uh we're all sitting on the couch and everything I go Evan you just shit your pants well Evan's been ripping these sewer farts that's what it is due lethal yeah something's wrong with evan evans inside yeah so so i knew heaven there's only one person that could smell this bad ripping ass like that right evans on the other side of the shop and i'm like dude you're clearing out the entire shop here
Starting point is 00:03:19 and and he was guilty at that point he just he was he was he was ripping ass he was on the other side and he was like i can't help it and i go go outside I couldn't believe he was, it was like he was clearing shop. He quite literally was clearing shop. Fast forward about five more minutes, right? Now I'm mad. I was mad to him get out of the shop.
Starting point is 00:03:43 I storm back over. I go, Evan, just put your ass outside, dude. And he goes, okay, that one wasn't me. That one wasn't me, and I will not be falsely accused of ripping ass. He was like, I claim it. You know I. claim it. That's not me. And I go, well, then who was it? And then the PTSD kicked in. And then it hits. And I'm like, there's only one thing that second to Evans' ass that smells that bad. Fart spray.
Starting point is 00:04:12 And you knew it was Ken. I knew it was Ken immediately. Yeah. So then Ken is like, and I could see it in the front pouch of his sweatshirt. Yeah. So then he pulls it out and he's like threatening to like pepper spray me. And I'm like, don't. That's not here. even funny. Not a toy. This is not a toy to be messed with. Then I realized, I thought it was just a prank on me. Not a camera in sight.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Ken was just spraying that thing to clear the entire shop. He was going to spray it in your car. If you were like, dude, you can't be doing that. That's going to total his vehicle. Have you ever noticed how right before Evan farts and it stinks really bad? There's like a glass crunching sound. No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Well, Evan. also has smelly fart prank stuff. Wow, you just sold out Evan right here without him to defend. Wait, wait, what? Yeah, he's got these little things where you put them on the ground, you put it behind your heel and you crunch it, and then it smells. That's the rotten egg sewer smell.
Starting point is 00:05:15 No, it's not. The sewer smells him ripping. No, I'm pretty sure that's him. It is a prank thing. Like, he has a whole box of them. Why would he do that and not claim that? Can you go grab it right now and show me that? I don't know where he hides them,
Starting point is 00:05:28 But I know, like, if you look outside the door, there was like, he farted again and he, like, crunched this thing. And then there's a little wet spot on the concrete. And it was like, Kate, he did it again. I don't know what to believe it anymore. I thought you, like, shit on the ground at one point. I was like, what the, what is that? Ken, I think you got some of my, on my clothes or my shoes or something like that. I smoked it all night.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Yeah, it followed me around all night. Oh, because I sprayed it right behind you. I sprayed it right behind CJ. And the wonder I smelled like that makes so much more sense. It took a solid half hour before you noticed it. Half hour? Half hour. Once I noticed it though, I was like, that's not a fart.
Starting point is 00:06:05 That's fart spray. And did you get that on any kind of like the pool table or the furniture or anything like that that won't, that will stay basically? I mean, it's concrete. It'll go, you just get it wet. Where were you pointing it? Like towards like in line with the furniture, but not on. On the, towards the furniture. I would say that's the equivalent of mace spray.
Starting point is 00:06:31 That's bad. So we can just get one big wet wipe and wipe everything down in this building. It doesn't need it. Well, that makes so much more sense now because I was in the hot tub at that point because I'd found some ticks on myself from riding dirt bike and I was tweaking. So I had to go soak in the hot tub to kill them all. And I'm talking to tint inside. Does it?
Starting point is 00:06:50 I don't know. Drown them out? Yeah. Okay. And the chlorine. So I'm talking to tint through like from outside. in the inside and he's by the pool table and Ken walks up and just shuts the door like on me and tin having a conversation and I was like what oh I didn't even now you're trying to fumigate
Starting point is 00:07:08 everybody out that's why it was nice choice of word I didn't even notice that you guys were talking but yeah yeah that's what and I was like Ken what the heck because you just shut it like in the middle of our conversation then walked away oh I didn't even know this sorry anyway enough about farts I well I think the real thing though it just goes back to touch. I mean, Ken doesn't have that touch. But you're working on it, and I like that. I can admire it.
Starting point is 00:07:33 I can appreciate it. You got to do a few dry runs. There's going to be a few failures along the way. You were doing it just for the hell of it, too, and that's what really is a prank. I've got more stuff on the way. So really, don't worry. I love that.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Good for you. It is good to see you. Ben, you better sleep with one eye open. Better, actually. Yeah, he's going to mace one of them. If you're going to do it, at least do it on camera. I'm not messing with you just for the hell of it. That way I can make it work.
Starting point is 00:08:00 We're doing some dry runs before we do it for real. Gotta respect that. He's practicing. That's fine. Honestly, if you're doing them for the hell of the bit, I'm okay with it. But if you're just doing it just to clear out a room of people enjoying their life together,
Starting point is 00:08:15 that's where I draw the line of just cameras. That's too far. And Mike's over here. Like, really? Really? I don't think you can say that's too far. And I go, my pranks do not affect a group of people the only thing they affect is one person
Starting point is 00:08:31 and they benefit they benefit the whole group and the world all at ken's expense all at my expense every time the like gang it's not serious some of them well ken's fucking locked and loaded now so you better you better watch out so last night we had all our friends over and we were just hanging out literally like it was very chill playing pool uh the boys we're riding pit bikes on our land for like an hour or so before but nothing crazy on our own land and apparently some kids got that we don't even know we're on big bikes and they were out on the road just mobbing like doing very high speeds doing wheelies apparently causing trouble because they got called in a state trooper that lives near us comes pulling into our shop
Starting point is 00:09:20 and we're like oh no we're like what do and then we're like Well, then we were like, wait, we haven't done anything. I'm like, I haven't done, we, so I, I was genuinely curious. Like, I saw him pull in and I was watching on the camera, and then he just kind of turned around and started slowly leaving. So I walked out. I was like, what is everything good? Like, what's going on here? He was like, I'm looking for two red dirt bikes.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Somebody out here on the road doing high speeds, causing trouble. And they're on two red dirt bikes with numbers on the plate. And I turned and look. and Kevin and Luke our two buddies were here and they had two red dirt bikes sitting in the back of their trucks right right in front of us
Starting point is 00:09:59 right in front of us I just turn around like okay well it's not us and it wasn't them no it wasn't them either it wasn't completely different people look like these guys
Starting point is 00:10:08 it was totally these guys and we're both standing there just like haven't seen them and he's literally looking at us in the eyes and they're looking over they should have been like go feel the bike like they're cold
Starting point is 00:10:18 honestly I didn't even I didn't even think of it at the time yeah well i don't think he was necessarily accusing us so it wasn't necessary but i felt pretty stupid because i'm sure he was just like yeah sure yeah in his head but also at the same time i i truly didn't know who it was but i'm also not a rat so i wasn't gonna narc on anybody we could get blamed for anything at this point we do not let me rephrase that we get blamed for everything at this point when people do things in the area and then they're just like fucking see boys i think i found
Starting point is 00:10:49 out who it was too just like a kid he rode over today him and his buddy he was on his red dirt bike big bike and his buddy was on his four-wheeler and he pulled him say hey what's up you know you want to hang i was like i don't know we're going to put jet skis in right now but you know and i told him i was were you out riding yesterday he goes yeah i just got this bike yesterday i was like dude i think the state troopers were looking for you and he was like really that thing's hot yeah i was like yeah i don't know you better cool it on cool it on the roads or at least just stay just Stay away from us, dude. We're very careful about how we do things,
Starting point is 00:11:24 which doesn't normally translate to the video, but we're pretty calculated. We would never do anything that's going to disturb someone. Right. And just to clear the air, because I think some people think we just don't give a fuck, but we actually do give a fuck. Like, I don't want to ruin someone's day
Starting point is 00:11:40 or cause any trouble. Or, like, trespass or rip past their house when they're, like, outside or, like, kids outside. And, like, I don't drive reckless. around other people or anything like that. I really don't drive recklessly at all. But, yeah, so... Hey, so what did you want to talk about?
Starting point is 00:11:58 Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi. Wagovi? Yeah, Wagovi. What about it? On second thought, I might not be the right person to tell you. Oh, you're not? No, just ask your doctor. About Wagovi.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Yeah, ask for it by name. Okay, so why did you bring me to the circus? Oh, I'm really into lion tamers. You know, with the chair. and everything. Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name. Visit wagovi.comi.com for savings. Exclusions may apply. Ken's making a little face. Do you want to talk about what Alex told you today? She told me to slow down, but I wasn't fucking speeding around cars like putting other people.
Starting point is 00:12:36 You're only doing 45 down our neighborhood road. It was in kilometers, Ken. You just drive fast. Ken, are you trying to incriminate him? No, but I'm just saying that it's not exactly tired of. It's in kilometers, not in kilometers. Yeah, you do kind of drive a little quick. A little, yeah, but in the right situations, I'm not like zigging around people and causing trouble. Well, no, but I mean also like speeding, speeding.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Like, there's times to, like, when you can speed. When you have like blood loss. There's a straight fucking road with no one in sight. You can go 10 miles over the speed limit. My thing is then if I do speed, I'm just in like the mindset of just, always speeding, so I just never speed. The problem is, like, I used to speed driving to Fargo a lot, but it makes the drive feel longer because the whole time you're tweaking out if the next hill a cop is going
Starting point is 00:13:30 to come over. Set the cruise at 59, four over. There's a little grace period in there, and you just cruise. That's the hardest part. I sound like such a little bitch saying this, but my Lambo doesn't have cruise control, and I'm so used to having cruise control. I don't even want to say this. I'm so sorry, man.
Starting point is 00:13:48 No, I'm just saying I don't have cruise control and I'm so used to having cruise control. So I have to like consciously be like, okay, all right, right in the pocket here, 60 to 55 and then I'll catch myself going like 52. And then look back and there's like a bunch of cars behind me and they probably think I'm just like that asshole, just like leisurely drive. You know, I'm like, oh shit, I got to get this back up. Ken could never own a Lambo. He's got his whole life on autopilot. Yeah, seriously. Checking Reddit.
Starting point is 00:14:17 get that thing on autopilot and then Ken just has like a paper clip with like a little weight hanging on it so he thinks that his hand is on it and then he'll just scroll right it for the next 45 minutes the worst thing about living around here is autopilot doesn't work on 90% of my drive because there's no lane markings poor thing wait what don't you feel sorry for both these two I do oh my gosh I know god dude you guys really just we should start a go fund me yeah to help them out you want some money you get help like I feel so sorry for both of you I'm not complaining. I'm not saying for me.
Starting point is 00:14:49 I'm just saying this is my situation. Not even a situation that this is what I do. This is my deal with. This is Ben's little soapbox right here. So actually the video would have been out by now. So we've turned in a jet ski guys. We're full-blown jet ski guys now. Welcome to the club.
Starting point is 00:15:07 I've dreamed of this moment since I was a kid. You're about 10 years late. Ken and I, that's when we became best friend. Neither of us had license and we'd just meet up. I don't know. We'd like Facebook. message each other, we'd be like, meet you at the beach at 1030 and we jet ski all day. I always thought Ryan was just the luckiest kid in the world because he had a jet ski.
Starting point is 00:15:26 I was so jealous, dude. And then, first time I ever met Ken, this is a funny story. They pull up to the dock and me and CJ are standing down there and I ask if I can ride. And CJ goes, hey, Ryan, can I ride your jet ski? And Ryan's like, of course, man. Just met. Just met. Yep.
Starting point is 00:15:43 And I go, hey, Grant. Can I ride your jet ski? Ken Grant goes Yeah I don't think so And Ken had a shittier jet ski than Ryan And I was like Okay And then we just stood there
Starting point is 00:16:02 Just awkwardly Sit there until CJ and Ryan got back I came back and then Ryan let you ride his Ben you're also like probably 10 But Ken that was so on brand for you I wasn't that young At least you haven't changed still though it's a jet ski what are you worried about i mean to be fair you did look like a child
Starting point is 00:16:23 and you were a child you literally were a child so you could have crashed but it was a risk i was willing to take i appreciate that ryan and i started a lifelong friendship and a business and everything it's so funny how much stuff came from it hasn't changed one bit though that's so funny i always wanted a jet ski never had one growing up and i always thought it was the coolest thing when i get to ride like Ryan's jet skis or like any of our other friends. It's not fun riding someone else's jet ski, though. But then you're taking it from your friend, and then you're just mob it around. You're also using their gas.
Starting point is 00:16:55 You feel very limited. You're like, oh, I've been on it for like 10 minutes. I better go put it back because I don't want to like just burn through a tank of gas. And also, I don't know. Yeah. If it's not yours, it's not fun in my opinion. It was always a treat. Like riding somebody's jet ski was always just a treat.
Starting point is 00:17:10 I always look forward to it. Now got my own jet ski. Damn, dude. It's kind of one of those. It's made it. Pretty funny to me because you were talking that you were going to sell this jet ski right away before we had them because we got a good deal on him. So he was like, oh, I'm just going to flip it, make a couple grand, whatever.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Ben rides it for two minutes. He's like, yeah, I'm keeping this. Can I put this at your house, CJ? Well, the thing is, I didn't know where I was going to put it. And you guys all got like your places and everything. So I was like, well, if I have a jet ski that I got keep it at one of the boys's place. You can keep it at our place and come over and ride it. I will.
Starting point is 00:17:45 We can all ride it together. It's fucking fun. That's the best part. Ken and I were riding this earlier. It's freezing out. We were the first people on the lake and we're on jet skis. Normally you fish, well,
Starting point is 00:17:54 I guess there was a couple fishing boats. There was a couple fishermen out there. But we were just Ken and I. They're like, goddamn their back. Yeah, it was so fun, dude. People hate jet skis.
Starting point is 00:18:02 The ice has been on. Jet skis are like so disproportionate. The person on it is having so much fun. Every time you jump it and it makes the noise and you're splashing around. And every single person, even myself, if there's a jet ski, playing around in front of my house too.
Starting point is 00:18:17 I'm like, God damn, that's annoying. And then, like, I'm totally fine hopping on mine and doing the same thing. I was, like, kind of a little bit slightly different from your situation. I always wanted one when I was a kid dreamed of it. I always wanted one. And then, like, I got older and I was like, eh, I don't really want jet ski. Like, I mean, what would I do with it? You know, you just ride it around.
Starting point is 00:18:38 And then we got him and I love it. I'm a jet ski guy. Like, I might put it in my Instagram bio, jet ski enthusiast. Yeah, you should. Ryan, I get, I get why you love jet skis so much, and you've always loved jet skis. It makes sense, dude. You guys are coming around. I make sense why jet ski, Ryan loves jet skis. It's true. And that guy's got it all down there.
Starting point is 00:18:57 I'm Shadow Six racing. He loves Jesse. Who's going to give CJ free PRP? Yeah, I need hair. Someone help me. CJ's got to take like a once a month trip down to Miami. That sounds pretty nice. Yeah, I'll do that.
Starting point is 00:19:10 So, fuck, I'll start paying for PRP. I'll just go. CJ, your dollar general girl. I was at the bar a couple weeks ago. Oh, boy. Getting some food. And she's just comes up to me, starts chatting. She's had a few too many.
Starting point is 00:19:27 And then she just starts munching on my food. And I was like, I thought that was going somewhere. I thought you were going to say something else. And I was like, whoa, this is the first, maybe second time I've ever met you. And you're just eating my food in front of me. This is a little too far. She must not know anything about you, Ken, because you do not like sharing. Wait, was she eating your fries or, like, your full-on burger?
Starting point is 00:19:50 So, like, she, I, like, my food had just come out. And she starts immediately take, like, munching on my fries. You probably follow your food over there. What did you do? I was just like, this is fucking awkward. And I don't want to, like, offend you or do anything weird. So I was just like, okay. And then I kind of just casually, like, I casually, like, start scooting it further and further away.
Starting point is 00:20:13 And she just keeps getting close. and closer, I was like, Jesus Christ, this is, she's like on top of me. I'm like, oh, this is so fucking uncomfortable. You like being on top normally. I'm so unconfrontational based on the last story. Yeah, I am. I'm very unconfrontational. But it's just like, teach, you got to rein in your girl over there.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Wait, why is she my girl? How did that, how did that end? She eventually heard. She got pulled. Somebody. Somebody came and picked her up, basically. Were you by yourself? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:51 And then like Ben was there and one other people. I like her. She's a sweet lady. If she came over to me, I would give her my fries and not have a single problem about it. One time I went in there and she gave me printing paper. So I'm very appreciative of that. And it was for you, Ken. It was for me.
Starting point is 00:21:06 So yeah, you deserve to give her your fries. Yeah, Ken. Maybe she knows that that you're in debt to her. for three dollars in paper she's going to get every penny out of you how many dollars in fries did you eat i mean come on it doesn't matter but it's just extremely uncomfortable so our friend blake lives basically on the road like his house is like right at the end of this intersection so it's like imagine a tea in the road so you're coming yeah intersection oh a tea intersection is the key yeah yeah because you're
Starting point is 00:21:43 Because there's not a road that keeps going. So you're driving, you either have to go left or right, but you need to come to a stop because it's a complete 90-degree turn. And then Blake's house is like... And it's there. And you're going 60 miles an hour and you need to just stop using your brakes. Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 00:22:01 So if you're not paying attention, though, you go from 60 to I need to stop right now. And then I've always said it for years. I said, I would never live in that house because I don't think I'd sleep at night. Some drunk person would just drive through my fucking house while I'm sleeping. Well, you can guess what happened. Some drunk person drove into Blake's house. Yeah, drove right through the motherfucker. Well, not through it.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Parks. Parks in his house gets out and goes... This is the best part. Can I take a shit in your bathroom? Yeah, took a shit in his bathroom. Did he say yes? He did, man. Well, no, he didn't say yes.
Starting point is 00:22:37 No, no, no, just goes, yeah. You can use my bathroom. Oh, and then she took a shit. Yeah. And it stunk super bad. I'm sure I literally scared the shit out of her, dude. She was driving along all messed up. And then with one eye opening it, boom, she's in somebody's house.
Starting point is 00:22:53 It was like 3 o'clock in the afternoon. It wasn't even that late. Oh, really? Parked in his living room and then fucked up his bathroom. That's what you call it a double threat. Well, she was all drunk, I guess. I don't know. The cops came in and she got Dewey.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Man, can you imagine there's a car parked in your living room and then the chick just destroyed. I don't know why. I think it's just funny that as a girl. I'm envisioning a girl just fucking up your bathroom with like taking a shit.
Starting point is 00:23:19 And then like it smells so bad, I guess. Standing on like the toilet trying to open a window to get out of there. Like a draft going. What a fucking situation. I can't believe she couldn't hold it. She knew she was going to jail. She knew she was going to jail.
Starting point is 00:23:35 She had to get one last good shit in. How bad do you have to dump to put yourself in that position? That's why she drove in. maybe she was in a rush home mike goes that's why she drove into the house she was just trying to get directly to the bathroom what's like the worst spot you've ever had to take a dump i'd say probably just like a porta potty like a oh god a porta potty that's been used you know like back in the early days of hey days um before we could afford to stay in like a hotel or i mean we probably could afford it
Starting point is 00:24:09 but we just didn't want to spend our money doing that type of stuff so we'd rough it like we'd sleep in a trailer and not even like a a trailer home it was just a trailer like a storage trailer so we'd all sleep in that it was super hot and it sucked but we made it work you know we'd be there for three days so obviously you're gonna have to take shit and there's only porta potty's there those porta potty i'd always try to shit before you know they get used used well if it's like the second to the last day or the last day it's gonna be a bad deal and I take long shit like I mean
Starting point is 00:24:45 I do probably like one 15 to 20 minute dump a day I would say and it's like my sacred time like I sit there to relaxing I watch a YouTube video or maybe I catch up on Instagram or whatever you know it's just like it's my time
Starting point is 00:25:02 you calm down and you just you do your thing pooping in there that's it's an in and out type of thing it smells terrible and it's just disgusting there's piss all over the floor piss all the seat trying to wipe it up it's just what about airplanes dude remember that one time we were going to Vegas Ken and I'd take a shit and I was like you and I were sitting next to each other and I went in the in the bathroom and I started taking a shit and I was like dude I should just stay in here
Starting point is 00:25:26 until we land and then I came out because it was like fucking 30 minutes that point and I told you I was like too how funny would have been if I like stayed in there until we land you just go that would not have been funny we wouldn't because then they abort the landing then you no they wouldn't dude how the fuck would they've been like he's in the toilet taking a dump we can't land they would have landed that bitch that's part of the flight attendants checks is they have to go through the bathrooms
Starting point is 00:25:51 make sure nobody's in there and then they can like give the shit could have totally so they would have just asked you probably to exit the bathroom like please like they can't take her off what if you just go just take another lap around it's going to be a little bit they'd be like what imagine you do that on a plane
Starting point is 00:26:06 you lock yourself in the bathroom 24 hour challenge on a plane there's a way to get in there yeah Yeah, but, like, you're just like, dude, I'm taking a shit. You got your pants down when they bust in. And you're just like, I'm sorry, I can't get up. What do you do if you're that flight attendant and you're that pilot? You're like, do we just drag him by his pants out the bathroom and put in a seat?
Starting point is 00:26:26 I'd imagine. I don't think so. Dude, we're all in, like, our movies. You get your pants down, they're probably like just taking on a lap. I can imagine the headline. One more lap. YouTuber arrested after refusing to get out of the bathroom. The LifeWod Open Podcast is sponsored by Manscape, the Global Leaders and Men's Below the Waste Grooming.
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Starting point is 00:28:14 and get 20% off plus free shipping with code wide open at Manscape.com. That's 20% off and free shipping with code wide open at Manscape.com. Your balls will thank you. Back to the podcast. My friend Brad always said, if you have to take a dump in a bar, you didn't plan your day well enough. That's so true. I live by that.
Starting point is 00:28:34 If you're going to be busy the rest of the day, just get your stuff in order. If I ever can't, like, I'm constipated or, like, I can't poop. What I do is I go to Caribou Coffee, okay, and I'll get a, I'll crafted press with an extra shot of espresso. That clears out the system. No milk, almond milk, though. And then I go to the gym and I'll start running. Man, you got a full routine. Normally, it gets out of you before, like, once you get to the gym, you're like, holy shit, I got to eat.
Starting point is 00:29:08 take a dump. It's why I see he only runs half a mile as far as you can make him before he starts. Starts leaking. But if not, you just run. And I remember one time our buddy, I can't say his name, but he's a sheriff,
Starting point is 00:29:19 he was like, dude, if you ever conspated, you just got to go for a run. That's what you do with dogs because he has the canine dog. He's like, if your dogs ever consubated,
Starting point is 00:29:27 just go run them and he'll poop. Really? And so true because it gets your, I don't know, it works though. I'm dead as serious. So if you're constipated, say that at home,
Starting point is 00:29:35 forget the raisin brand, just go get a cop. coffee and go for a run. Go for a run. Raisin brim. It gets you all warmed up to run straight to the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah, Raisin Bram.
Starting point is 00:29:44 One time when I was like really little, I don't want to say little. It was probably seventh grade. I was constipated and I literally went as far to go to the, to the nurse in the school because it was like, I just don't feel right. What did they tell you? She was like, uh, what are you doing? I was like my mom made these like, insolitis. My mom made these fiber muffins like with high, high fiber.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Okay. This is the last thing. Brand muffins, that's what it was. This is the last thing we're going to talk about on poop. But did you see Cody Cam's Instagram real? So he was riding with his kid in his kitchen, his pants while he was riding. Oh, my God. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:30:21 That kid is old, dude. He can't be pooping his band. Dude, that kid just got exposed. That's hilarious, bro. Look at the kid's face. He's like, what? Dude. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Oh, that's hilarious. Show back. Poor guy. Oh. Oh. That's got a smell. Damn. The dude's like, what?
Starting point is 00:30:51 Seedge, you did it. You made it to Crispin Green. Yeah, I did it. The fourth week in a row. You actually don't, you want to hear something? They should start paying us. Did they celebrate when you walked in? Well, get this.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Get this. They go a regular. Something was going to fucking happen. Oh, my. Did you get a punch card? I walked in too late, though, where, like, it was towards the middle of afternoon. They probably just got done with their rush. And I think they were kind of in a slightly bad mood.
Starting point is 00:31:17 That didn't change too much. Anyway, so I get my typical bowl, salad bowl. And when I'm checking out, you know, paying. There he goes, hey, what's your name? No. No. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Dead ass. I said CJ What if you just gave him a fake name I thought I was saying Steve I was like fuck I don't really want to be known as Steve around here That had to have felt so good They were like
Starting point is 00:31:52 You come in here a lot Actually Do they say that You come in here every Friday I said They didn't say that But that's what they're thinking It's some place
Starting point is 00:32:03 It's him with the old snap finger guns CJ breaks down and starts crying you have no idea how much you guys mean to me i did say that i said i just went on my podcast and talked about you guys for 15 i didn't say that i just said uh uh i said yep four fridays in a row and then she's kind of like looking at me and like didn't say much and then i said she goes but then i made it better but i just going well i was i was telling my friends that uh i'd be a regular here if i came uh today so that's why i had to come here i went out of my way for this and she just goes and then she goes what's your name by the way
Starting point is 00:32:43 no she said that first no no no CJ and then nice CJ walks away feeling all good about himself and she goes okay definitely like keep an eye out for that guy because something's off it'd have been funnier if she was like sweet all right we'll put that on the order she she takes her friend take a picture of you hey this guy isn't allowed here anymore we'll put it on the order asking for what the name was on the order what's your name he's just like oh thanks for asking cj they made me feel super excited and then i just started talking out my ass and just made it awkward you know i was just like yeah just saying too much which i actually have quite a bit to say about that okay no continue dude yeah so last night i was at the bar and we were there with our friends and other locals and whatever and this happens to me all the time
Starting point is 00:33:32 it's just some dude and he's like telling me some shit and i'm like in my head i'm just like why the fuck are you telling me what does this have to do with me or how is this supposed to be even interesting to me what was he telling you they'll just start talking about themselves about his kids i don't know how am i supposed to be interested in anything you're saying but realistically yeah my kids just turned three and i i thought to myself oh that sucks i thought to myself i walked out of that place after this guy was wasting my time tell me the story i was just trying to get the hell out of there and i was thinking to myself imagine if i just started whenever someone starts doing this i just go why you tell me this
Starting point is 00:34:17 mid-story they were like if someone did that to me i would be like this what and i would literally be like why the fuck am i telling them this this isn't applicable to them all that's why whenever i talk to somebody i don't try to waste their time telling them some shit they probably don't care about it would probably be better for them too because then they would be able to be able to like yeah you're right i probably shouldn't fucking talk to somebody yeah some people need someone to have a conversation with somebody i've been going back and forth on for the past day i've been going back and forth on the past day it's like the basic rules of communication also people people loved your dating advice in the last episode my favorite
Starting point is 00:34:56 comment was took cj's dating advice now i'm sitting in the county jail that was a joke but there was also kids DMing there was also kids DMing saying I took CJ's dating advice and now I'm going on a date on Saturday and shit like that I saw a couple of those I saw, dude Ryan you fucking saw Don't you literally told me the comment
Starting point is 00:35:18 I know but they were serious I read the one to you and he said Now I'm going on a Cinco de Mayo date So I'm talking about that was And he didn't say a single word to her the entire time He just sat and stared at it was not my advice Every time she got a new drink My advice was just not to fucking like chase like right away
Starting point is 00:35:36 way out the beginning. But sometimes you do need a chase. You've got to read the situation. And that's the whole point. So imagine that, though. You just, Ben's just telling me some story. And I just go,
Starting point is 00:35:46 why are you telling me this? Sometimes you just got to smile and nod and not pay any attention. Well, every time we're ever talking to Ken, ever. Any conversation. Then I started thinking back on it as I, reflecting back on it as my day went on today now. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:36:03 well, I mean, that's kind of just like one of the basic things of society. like that's part of just communicating and building front you just talk about basically whatever and it doesn't always have to be super objective and purposeful what's your go-to conversation starter i never started conversation with anyone hey man what do you've been up to the worst question ever ever yeah i just saw somebody from college today that hadn't seen a while at hornbockers neither of us knew anything about each other's lives and we had nothing we couldn't even come up with a good question to ask each other i love it when you're just smiling and you're just staring at
Starting point is 00:36:42 each other and you just right all right man did you say have a good day was we were stuck together in line because i was buying flowers for my mom because i am a good son we're both stuck in line right next to each other and i was like so that's when the bullshit did you resort to anything yeah i went and i went i should probably get my mom a card and left left the line I literally just left. Ken is like, that is genius. Ken's like exactly how I would play it. Well played, Ryan.
Starting point is 00:37:10 I'm going to use that one. Both you two are non-confrontational. That's why I was so proud of you for going in there and saying that. I'm conversational I need to be. I'd say you avoid it. I avoid, yeah. For sure. No way out.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Ken will avoid until he digs a hole out the other side. No, I will still bring things up that need to get brought up. But I'm not going to nitpick at every little thing. that comes my way that I need to make a mountain out of. Okay, I have a story of oversharing. When we were at the hotel. Yeah, oversharing. It's just like, and everyone does it.
Starting point is 00:37:41 I do it. I try not to now. That goes back to me just saying, why are you telling me this? Like, where are you going with this? So I had a time I did that. And when we were in Wisconsin getting our truck built, we had just the oddest hotel experience. Weird. So strange.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Check in took forever. And then we just like randomly got assigned to a roof. It was this whole mess. The TV said, hey, Chad. And then so we get this call, knocks on the door, like early in the morning. We're like, what's going on? So anyway, they come and they go, hey, there was a problem with the internet. You need to come to the front desk.
Starting point is 00:38:15 I'm like, there was a problem with the internet. What did I do? When she said that, I was like, what the fuck were one of you guys searched last night? That's what I was thinking. I'm like, someone's in trouble. So I like take a shower, get dressed. I'm like, I'm prepared for the day at this point. Who knows what's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Yeah. So I walk up there, all three of the hotel ladies are there. And they go, hey, we had a problem with the internet, blah, blah, blah. It goes on. They say that we didn't get checked in. There was this whole debacle. I go, okay, great, whatever. So we go through the whole checking process.
Starting point is 00:38:46 And she goes, yep, it's just you and the other gentleman in there, right? And I go, yep, yep, figure it doesn't matter. And then she goes, okay, here's the key for you two. I go, oh, can I have three keys actually? And the other one who hadn't spoken the whole time except for sitting there like this, like looking at me, just goes, oh. Throwing us for a loop now, are we? Making it interesting.
Starting point is 00:39:05 What? I'm pretty sure she thought CJ and I were like in there, you know, yeah, like together. And then we were going to have like a third over, which was you, you were hiding. But anyway, I got a little nervous and rattled in that moment. And so I told her the whole reason we were there. I go, no, we're in town actually getting our truck built at custom offset. So like our truck's gone today. That's why we're just staying here.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Because six years ago, we started a YouTube channel. I didn't go that deep. We started filming with iPhones. It's like this whole thing. I gave her the full spiel. Oversharing. Yep. Overshaired.
Starting point is 00:39:41 And all three of them look at me and go, okay. And I just went, have a good day. Turn around and walked out. Isn't it the best, though, when you're oversharing and you catch yourself oversharing, but you can't stop right then and there because you're like, this will only make it more weird. So you've got to try to wrap this story up, but it only makes even. a little bit more weird but you're like let's just wrap this up and fucking end this get out of here because then the story made no sense even though you're just like why'd you tell me
Starting point is 00:40:07 this why'd you tell me this sometimes just like it's the worst when you're drunk and it's just like i know i'm doing this but i don't know how to fucking stop you you know some people don't know though and that's why i think they need people to say why you tell me this in my opinion he's dead in my track of my i'm gonna get out of here okay in my opinion was worse than oversharing is assuming. And Mike does this every single time we see somebody. But he also overshares. So it's a tough balance.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Right. But, all right. Here's a perfect example because I know he's going to know he's oversharing too. Okay. So we ran into this woman that I used to intern at this place and Mike used to work at. And we both knew the receptionist there. And we ran into her at the bar. Haven't seen her in like five years.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Had no idea what we were up to or anything like that, right? I had seen her before that, though. You didn't know that. Okay. Do you want to hop in, Mike? Mike, but she's like a 60-year-old lady. She's not in tune with our lives. She's not checking out YouTube.
Starting point is 00:41:08 And she goes, what are you guys up to? And Mike goes, oh, the giveaway winner's in town for the pit bike. So we're just having them out and grabbing some food. And she's like, giveaway winner. Yeah. So, for the last pit bike. And she's like, I was there. I could tell the story.
Starting point is 00:41:28 There was a little more context To him than that For the record She was very confused And then a couple more sentences Sentences in She just is like All right, yeah
Starting point is 00:41:40 You can do giveways All right And then you're like Why'd you give this kid a pit bike? And what the fuck is a pit bike? Well that's assuming you're right And also oversharing in a sense And then the tough thing is
Starting point is 00:41:53 Is that she overshares as well Like she talked our ear off bro And then Mike still disagrees on this part, but she goes, and your girlfriend, how is she doing? And Mike's like, yeah, she's good. You know, Ryan's sister. And she was like, who's Ryan? Who's his sister?
Starting point is 00:42:14 Doesn't know who Ryan. You don't work there. What? Yeah. I definitely thought she knew more about our lives than that. And she was so confused because then I'm sitting there just like, She had to go back to her table and just be like, I had the weirdest interaction with somebody.
Starting point is 00:42:34 I don't even know who they were. I just knew one of them. That was actually the time that we got back to the table. I just go, Mike, you got to stop doing that. Bro. It makes it so uncomfortable for all of us. I don't think it's that uncomfortable. How is it that uncomfortable?
Starting point is 00:42:51 You guys all say dumb shit. I know. At least I don't dress. At least I don't drag you into my dumb conversations. On that one, it was like we were in it together. And I'm just like, you don't have to be a part of it if you don't want to. I need to be providing context in live time, as Mike says it.
Starting point is 00:43:08 You know, that whole thing could have been saved by just saying, why are you telling me this? Imagine she said that to Mike. We would have died. That would have been great. We would all die. And Mike was like, I don't know, I guess. I thought you were interested.
Starting point is 00:43:23 That's the same vibe is like, I think. It was on, I don't know what videos it was, but Chris DeLea always does it. When someone's doing something weird and just like, and he goes, why'd you do that? Yeah, why'd you do that? You know, whenever just someone just does something super soup, he's like, why did you do that? And it's the same vibe. Whoa. We have a bad tendency of fiddling with the mics.
Starting point is 00:43:45 It's like a hard habit to break. It really is. I need like a fidget spinner. Something. People listening to this podcast, the whole comment section is going to be, why did you tell all of us that? Yeah. The whole podcast.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Why are you telling us this? Why are you telling us that? Well, because if we didn't... You chose to listen to this. We wouldn't have a show. CJN was just sliced Ryan's finger up in the mic. God, this thing's fucking bonaparte. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:44:13 It's Sunday night. We're a mess. What's going on here? It's fully disconnected. These mics kind of are confusing. Yeah. You got to be smarter on the mic. Why is this thing that's falling apart?
Starting point is 00:44:24 How many C-voys does it take? to change a mic. I literally have to get tools to fix this. Hey, how old were you guys when you got facial hair? 25. Mine was slow, but sure, I guess. When it started coming in, basically, I was stoked, but I couldn't grow a mustache at all, at all.
Starting point is 00:44:41 And then people were just like, why with the chin strap? And then I'm like, I can't. I don't really like chin straps, but, and then people started calling me Abraham Lincoln, and then the people at Zorva started calling me Abraham Blinken. I mean, it didn't last long. Luckily, but it was just funny. Yeah, they're like, man, you just really got to get that mustache in,
Starting point is 00:45:00 Gabriel, Blinking. Just some good old fashioned. So how old were you? Oh, I guess, like 19, 18, like not when I first started, but yeah, 18. I hoping you were going to give me a better answer than that. Yeah, I mean, I probably started shaving for sure. I think I would shave in high school late, like senior year, but it wasn't, it wasn't much. but then I would say like sophomore year
Starting point is 00:45:25 I could probably grow a beard Of high school No of college Sophomore year of college I don't know 20 Damn So you think I'm just like It's just never gonna happen
Starting point is 00:45:35 Dude consider yourself lucky You got hair You look young I wouldn't mind a good beard though It's nice it hides your face fat Yeah I just started like getting to the point Where I have to shave every day
Starting point is 00:45:47 Not every day Every like two or three days It's annoying It is for sure It is really annoying when you have to try to keep a nice beard Ryan so do you Mike and Ken you guys all have a really good facial hair and I've always felt like Ken's beard's on another level Ken's got that lumberjack beard I've never grown it that long and I I don't know if I
Starting point is 00:46:06 could pull it off but you can you just don't shave for a couple days a couple days no for me to get it that long ago take me two months Ryan yours looks I can't even imagine what you'd look like without a beard at this bad dude Olander keeps you've had a beard for a long time now I have I didn't think I'd really had it but it's not long though it's just always been the same link i shaved it the last time i shaved it was like two years ago in florida and i was like i this needs to grow back fast it's crazy how fast it grows back yet i'm like i'd say i'm scared to shave it off i think i'm gonna look ugly and stupid
Starting point is 00:46:40 but didn't you guys shave for i have not oh i guess the closest i got was i still left some behind for the brett turcott yeah yeah i did i left some stubble i left some behind because i'm saying i can't i'm scared to pick it yeah yeah i would though really quick yeah no i've already i and then i read did i so how yeah you've trimmed that for sure how often do you guys shave then this part of my neck so i don't have a neck beard like every two three days and then i probably trim it back every like every week at least yeah i'm pretty bad about it in general but i'd say every two weeks don't fidget with it not fidget with it and okay dad everybody give a round of applause in the chat for Ken.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Thank you, Ken. Not only talent today, but also tools, tools, maintenance. Don't touch it. Mechanic guy. DJ, stop, stop. Don't even look at it. So, so of you guys, you've heard of the YouTuber Mark Rober, right? First of all, he's just incredible.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Like, he's a really good storyteller, really good, dude, he makes, like, great videos. And he only makes, like, 12 a year, give or take. but his last one handful have been about like exposing scammers and exposing people in san diego who like just break the window of a car and take whatever so he made these like glitter bombs and that's how he first did it and the glitter bombs like blow up make a bunch of noise like throw glitter everywhere and then like it shoots fart spray too oh oh you're not even here for this conversation we talked about 10 fart spray incident last night i was hoping and that's kind of what going to lead into but he makes these glitter bombs and he's on like v version five and it
Starting point is 00:48:22 sprays a lot of fart spray and they react saying something yeah if he's going to incorporate that into it well not most of them and it's really tough he has like four phones recording they record like live to the cloud so that they because they can destroy them and it sprays that farts spray and like from what i could see they didn't freak out that hard they'd be like oh it smells oh what does that smell but no one was like just it's just it's uh it's uh it's uh it's uh it's uh it's uh makes like a loud siren noise and there's like red and blue flashing lights and then it does two glitter like shoots glitter all over the room and then so lately he's been exposing scammers and then i'm watching this he's just like we've been working on this video for a year and a half he hired like another youtube channel to go to india and film and set all this up he he had 10 guys infiltrate basically get a job in these indian call centers they know where all the call centers are four of them within a five mile span they know what floor they're on They hacked into the CCTV. Also, do we have CCTV in the U.S.?
Starting point is 00:49:22 Yeah. Oh, okay. But yeah, they hacked into all the cameras so that they could watch them in the office and then all the shit. Holy shit. This is on YouTube? Yeah, there had to be some laws broken.
Starting point is 00:49:32 You got to watch it. That sounds amazing. It's just, he's so good. And he's like, yeah, we've been working on this for you. And I'm just so impressed by it. This guy gets a job there, brings in the glitter bomb, brings in this box that pushes cockroaches out of it.
Starting point is 00:49:46 Oh, what? Oh, my God. It's just random stuff. And then when they get spooked, dude, like they shut the whole call center down. And they ended up shutting all the call centers down for a long time. Really? I just, which is really impressive because each call center apparently scams like 60K a day out of people. Wow.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Which is like $18 million a year, which is just insane. And he plays some of the calls of the dude scamming, mostly elderly people. This one lady is like, yeah, I just retired, but I got breast cancer. And so my retirement's not going super well. and now this is really sucky that I owe $2,000 or whatever for the IRS and then they're still just continue to scammer.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Wow. Garbage people. So anyway, they infiltrated and like it's just impressive and I love him he's just like yeah we just hacked their cameras and I was like it's not easy to do all that and everyone's just like good and also the other guys I can't remember what he should have done
Starting point is 00:50:37 was hire UFC fighters and they should have infiltrated and kicked all their asses eat everybody up that would have been interesting and then I can't remember the other YouTube channel name that was in India doing the filming and setting up but there's this big uh WhatsApp chat with all the scammers apparently there was like 55,000 members in it. Whoa. It's like this closed community, but it's huge.
Starting point is 00:50:57 They in the message were like, I think like we're getting fucked with and I think like we have a problem. And then it says like, yeah, it's confirmed like they're in India. They're in whatever the town was. And so if you see them, shoot them. Oh. Whoa. And so then what?
Starting point is 00:51:13 So then Mark's like, Mark's like, I just can. can't risk that. I, you know, if you guys got to pull out. Yeah. I don't want you to get hurt, let alone literally shot in the street. And so then they're like, we're going to stay locked down and finish this. Let's go. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:27 Wow. So are they still going? They're still going? No, they finished the video, got back home. Oh, and then went into that WhatsApp thing with 55,000 scammer members and sent this video. And they're like, yeah, we like downloaded a shitload of your files. And we sent them to the FBI. You're all.
Starting point is 00:51:44 That's so sick. Let's go. It's so dope. And then there's a bunch of other channels that helped him out that are literally just channels that, like, expose scammers. And not just like scammer prank calls, but now there's other guy I was watching that was like, legit, he knew everything. He knew their name. He could go into their phone, get their pictures. Holy crap.
Starting point is 00:52:02 So it's really entertaining to watch that they can build an entire channel off of just, like, helping people. Wow. Hacking. My grandparents got taken for like eight grand. What? They called, and apparently they say it sounded like me. And so I called and was like, Grandpa, I'm in jail. Like, you need to help me.
Starting point is 00:52:22 You can't tell mom, like, you need to help me out and get me out of jail. And like my grandparents were literally the sweetest people on earth. They would give their shirt off their back if it would help me. So they went to Hornbockers. They gave them like these detailed directions. So my grandma has the notes of like what to do because she literally writes down notes about everything. You know, go to the nearest store and buy $600 in gift cards. you need to buy them in this amount and then you need to go to another store and buy more.
Starting point is 00:52:49 They went back because it was so far to all the stores, Fargo didn't have that many. They went back to Hornbockers. And someone at Hornbockers was like, these people should not be spending, you know, $1,000 on gift carts. And so they were like, what's this for? And then they wouldn't tell. And they were like, you're getting scammed. Like this isn't real. Your grandson wouldn't do that.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Right. I think it was, yeah, like almost 10 grand stolen. God, damn. Oh, so they did end up. And it's just gone because it's straight out of your, like, checking account or whatever. It's not with the credit card. They had to mail the gift cards or how did they get them? No, they went back and then they like read off the numbers of the cards to them.
Starting point is 00:53:29 And like this had to take a while. Like teaching my grandpa how to like call me my cell phone number took a minute. So I can't imagine sending them to the store doing this, bringing it home, bringing home all the gift cards like. It's crazy. You got to be a serious piece of shit. Yeah. And they're super mean. When they're on the phone, they're really mean.
Starting point is 00:53:48 And then you can hear, like, the old people, because that's who they target. They're like, I just, I don't know how to do any. Just tell me what I need to do. You know, sort of they get desperate. And then they get them all, like, scared. And they, they, like, yeah. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:04 It's bad. And, like, my grandparents called me and they were like, hey, are you okay? And I was like, yeah, hey, what's up? Like, whatever. And then they were like, oh, shit. That's when they figured out. So they knew. Pretty quick after they.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Because once those people stopped and he said, call your grandson now on his real number. And I thankfully picked up and I was like, hey, what's up? And they were like, no. Oh my gosh. They were like obviously embarrassed, didn't want to tell my parents. It was like this whole debacle. How did it come out that they had gotten like 10 grand? Well, then my parents were like, how much money did they, like did you send?
Starting point is 00:54:41 And then they were like, you know, like pretty much everything we had. And that honestly, among all that, that is embarrassing. Yeah, no, they were super embarrassed. Admit that you were, yeah, just to be like, yeah, I got scammed. I feel like an idiot. Why are they all in India? Maybe that's the question. He didn't really explain that.
Starting point is 00:54:58 He just said that's where, if you're getting scammed, it's going to be in India. I feel like we have video footage of someone calling one of us and us fucking with that. Oh, yeah, it's so cool. What video, it never made a video, but it was just if we went into the hard we could find it when what what were we doing during that time it'd be funny to play that right here we were like we're just fucking with them we're like were we in the RV or something yeah you're you sound sexy and like just doing like weird shit he was trying to sell me TV and then I was like where were we going yeah why can I remember I don't know but then I started saying some weird stuff
Starting point is 00:55:33 to him yeah yeah you made him feel you made him feel uncomfortable he ended up hanging out yeah the next time we got to start like making a god dang compiled this together like a hundred calls so many but yeah yours are like legit insurance people like you know they're like hey i heard you need insurance and whatever like you can't fuck when you sign up for the you need internet best quotes yeah you need like the automated one that is like your car's extended warranty is expired press one to talk to a representative and then it comes on yeah we need the extended warranty is got to be the most played out scam yeah dude you got to be real fucking i think after the means came out to still be pushing that scam or i
Starting point is 00:56:14 I feel like after all the memes came out of it, they were like, all right, we got to think of something else. Dude, I wonder what the percentage of people that they call to money that they get is, you know? It's got to be so low. It's got to be like a thousand calls. Call a thousand people to get one. Well, so then some of the call centers,
Starting point is 00:56:31 they literally, first question they ask them, maybe their name, but first question, are you over 65? No, it's an automated thing. You press one if you're over 65. And if you press anything else, they just hang up. Really? That's their thing. They're like, all right,
Starting point is 00:56:43 if you're old you're more likely to yeah and that's crazy well i mean we have scams in the comments there might even be scams on this video right here but it's a big thing now for our youtube videos somebody will comment and then a scammer will reply to that comment and be like hey you won the last giveaway respond to our WhatsApp and claim it and then it's basically like C-Boys 1 or C-Boys 11 or something that kind of looks similar to like our profile yeah dude but still to fall for that but there's a ton of people that do the only logical thing that I saw that some kid said he was like I figured it was fake but I just got so excited because you guys had told me I'd won a truck like I got so excited nothing was making sense and so I just went
Starting point is 00:57:31 for it yeah still don't fall for it the only way we'll ever contact you is a face time well Ken kind of went in and he infiltrated the system and was messing with him for like a solid days worth right two days worth so ken put in some time honestly we should just pop up the messages right here but the guy the scammer got ken into like telegram or something like that right telegram to like communicate with him and then what did he want from you fake name and email fake name and email and then i just said just went on i said something about Vegas and i'm paying from credit cards right but he wanted to get you to pay for shipping for the truck, right?
Starting point is 00:58:13 It's like 300 bucks. So these scammers were saying like, all right, we're going to give you a truck. You want a truck. Congratulations. All you need to do is pay for shipping and it's $300 or $500 or something like that. And they're hoping to just cash out on as many as they can. So then Ken was like, well, which see boy am I talking to?
Starting point is 00:58:31 And he goes, Ben. And then it got personal. Yeah. So then I'm like, tell him to send a selfie. So this guy goes in and he screenshots the picture. that we took in front of the sign with you betcha really it's like all five of us all five of us stand in there with you betcha and sends that and then i was like well send something more personal so so i know it's you holding a spoon what did he send then uh picture of you and cj then picture of me and
Starting point is 00:58:59 cj then still off of my instagram or something send a dick pick i need to see this yeah send a picture your balls i heard you have three where do you think this scammer's working out of I don't know. That seems like kind of like an average Joe Blow that figured out the scamming system because YouTube, that's a massive thing. I mean, Marcus Brown, like one of the biggest tech YouTubers even made a full-on video dedicated to that. So for him to have enough issues with it to address it to the masses and be like, yo, look. Yeah, it's not happening. This isn't happening.
Starting point is 00:59:36 But he talks about like YouTube needs to do something about it. They do. And also another thing that a lot of people. Don't know when you get an ad that says like see boys TV merch and it's embedded in YouTube that is not our stuff do people actually fall for that well? I don't know maybe I hope not but don't buy it I always thought that was more of a oh look I can get the sweatshirt for 40 bucks and it's just not if it's obviously if it's not on our site like it's not authentic yeah somebody bought one of those and they get shipped like a sponge bob Really? Ken just said somebody did purchase one of the fake C-Boy's sweatshirts or whatever it said, and it was a SpongeBob shirt. Wow. Now, that's what I call a scam.
Starting point is 01:00:16 Yeah, what shit. At that point, why would you even send them something? Right. Yeah, you could have just taken it. What a piece of shit move, though. Like to scam people. Mm-hmm. I mean, it's just stealing.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Yeah. It's like, yo, you got some sick AirPods, and then I steal them because I didn't want to buy them. I don't want to make my own money. It's messed up. Why are you telling me that? all right well i think that's it for the podcast today hope you guys enjoyed make sure you like and subscribe and we'll catch you in the next one peace bye

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