Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV is Embarrassed Of Old Videos

Episode Date: November 8, 2022

In today's podcast, we react to Mr. Beast's failed video, YouTubers building giant businesses, we find out if Ken's car was really “in the water” and that's why it broke, and react to our worst vi...deo ideas. Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for five bucks plus tax. Available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. All righty, guys, welcome back to a very special edition of the Life Aud Open podcast. And you may be asking, why is it a special edition? I am. I'm asking that as well.
Starting point is 00:00:25 It's just going to be posted the day before my birthday. It's really not that special. Oh, okay. Yeah, pretty big day, huh? No, you're right about it not being that special. You could celebrate that. You could celebrate with me. We'll go to your birthday party.
Starting point is 00:00:39 I just don't want you hyping up these guys about what, you know. Dude, your 26th birthday is a big deal. What day is it on? I would assume a Wednesday. Not bad. I'll celebrate with you. Okay, sweet. Happy birthday, Ryan.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Thanks, guys. Thanks. I appreciate that. Yeah, it was just me that said it. And CJ said he'd celebrate with me. No. Okay. Mike's not coming, though.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Did you guys see Mr. Beasts failed video on TikTok? No. So he apparently was going to do one of those, like where you go to a supermarket and then you pay for everybody's stuff while they're there. And so the supermarket leaked it. So the supermarket was full of people and they were all loading their shit up because they knew that Mr. Beast would pay for all this stuff. And so they actually, Mr. Beast, didn't even come because of security issues. But I mean, I'm sure it's probably such a shit show to film if the whole thing was already packed. Why would they leak that?
Starting point is 00:01:38 I don't know. You think that Mr. Beast would just be like, hey, just maybe don't, uh, mention this. Otherwise, like 10,000 people are probably going to show up. I'm sure it was one worker, you know, like that's all I would take is one worker and then the whole thing. But they definitely like ruined it in the process. Yeah. And I don't think other grocery stores and whatnot are going to make that mistake again. Just like watching the video and watching all the people that maybe someone looked like they needed help,
Starting point is 00:02:07 but they're loading in like one dude was pushing around a cart of like 50 steaks. So they grabbed the meat market and threw it in his cart. And I don't know. Something's always rubbed me the wrong way about that. They take advantage. You're buying shit you wouldn't even buy. Steve would start buying like four TVs. I'm like, bro.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Yeah. I think Mr. Bs talked about that. He's like, yeah, you see a kid checking out. He's buying like four Xboxes. It's like such an odd human trait that when you get something like given to you that you want more of it. It's like when people have the honor system of putting candy out on their front doorstep for Halloween and then kids will come and just like grab the entire bucket in there.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Dude. But to be fair, those are children. Did you do that, Mike? No, I just had a little. I get it. That was the best. I didn't. I was very...
Starting point is 00:02:55 I went to one at him first. We're on the page. I was respectful of that. Take one. Maybe two. Maybe two. But there's a bunch of memes going around. Just a little side note on the whole leave the candy bowl out.
Starting point is 00:03:06 And it's like, it was a bowl of guns. Please, only one gun per kid. You know, a bowl of just like a case of beers or anything. Please. Only one per kid. So funny. Speaking of Mr. Beast, isn't it insane the magnitude of the businesses that he's building? Like, have you guys seen?
Starting point is 00:03:23 So he just. opened up Mr. Beast Burger, like the first, like, physical location. Did you guys see the, like, the meetup in the mall? It wasn't it like the whole mall? Basically the whole mall. It was just a sea of people, like multiple floors. Yeah, like an insane amount of people. I think they came out and said that they did $100 million.
Starting point is 00:03:41 What? And Beasburger last year. Burgers? Yeah. That's the thing. How did you sell that many cheese burgers? Well, people, well, that's the thing about like the food industry or the drink industry. Yeah, is they're going to just continue to buy and buy and buy.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Can you break down? what the Beast Burger is again like I'm not even super familiar right because there was no brick and mortar stores up until no the first one yeah I think there was like a couple thousand orders just through like Grubhub Uber Eats and then basically if people wanted and they have like a mom and pop restaurant they could sign up for Beast Burger on that they would send get the ingredients they would get the recipes and then they could just deliver it so they were doing like you know insane amount and I think they got to keep most of the revenue but where they have allowed to sell those Beast burgers in person or it had to be a DoorDash.
Starting point is 00:04:28 I think it has to be through DoorDash. It's like part of the ghost kitchen thing. There used to be like all those kitchens that took off. I think it was like during COVID stuff. But they would have just like kitchens, no restaurants and they would just be shipping DoorDash. Right now I'm sure there's a bunch of regulations about it now, but I remember when it first started, it was pretty loose.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Like I mean, I heard stories of people like legit getting the ingredients somehow and just like making them at their house and stuff. Oh, yeah. I'm sure that happened a little bit on that many. That's true. It's like if someone can get their hands on the ingredients, they basically can get their hands on the profits of it. Yeah, I suppose.
Starting point is 00:05:04 But yeah, that's just one of them, though. It seems like he has a successful business popping up, like every, at least every year. He does, but it seems like there's so many different YouTubers creating massive businesses right now. So like Logan Paul and his prime drink. So we just got like the prime, Prime drinks came to the Cormon stores.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Of all places, dude. I was surprised, too. So we had our first drink of that, which is pretty cool because, like, you see it on the internet. And then, you know, they're all promoting it. That was the first time I've seen it in Minnesota. Up north. That's why I was surprised. I was like, I think he is in some Walmarts and stuff.
Starting point is 00:05:43 But yeah, I don't know how the C store comes through with it. And then, like, trying it for the first time. It's like really good. Yeah. It's really good stuff, which is like so cool to see. It has to be. If it was shit, he would be in trouble. People would be like, this is terrible, you know?
Starting point is 00:05:57 Yeah. Even if it was just average, I feel. Yeah, yeah, it's got to be good. Remember when, like, Travis Scott made a drink? I mean, it just fizzled out really fast. Because they didn't care. It was, like, really bad, I heard. Like, from all angles, everyone's like, yeah, it sucks.
Starting point is 00:06:10 And then it just immediately dissipated. Yeah, it wasn't working. It's just funny. Like, you think you're sitting down at the taste meeting and you're like, it's all right. It's that good. But you can market it. Yeah, run it.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Yeah, run it. Guys like that, like how many celebrities have alcohol? Like all of that practically. They have like a whiskey or whatever. How many of them actually go there and sit down and go like, this is good, but how can we make it better and this and that? Or do they just go, hey, listen, Travis, we're going to give you 40% of the profits if you let us put your name on this drink and you endorse it. They go, great. Yeah, there's a lot of that.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I'd assume most of them. I think the thing about the artist having like their own brand that they just put their name on is like they're the musicians first, right? But like YouTubers, most YouTubers are like business people first and then, or you know, it might not start that way. It might not start that way. Yeah, you start as a creator, but then eventually, you know, it all turns into a business. So then if you're starting a business, like you can't just kind of like half ass that. Yeah, either a creator of. Videos are a creator of art or a creator of business.
Starting point is 00:07:26 I feel like that's the direction. Like, I feel like that's how your mind has to operate to do this because you just constantly have to be worrying about multiple things and like growing and looking at it different ways. 100%. You know who I look up to a lot as a, I guess, businessman at this point?
Starting point is 00:07:42 Jimmy Buffett. Dude, like Margaritaville. That's true. Like, you know how many Margaritavills there are? I mean, I actually have no idea. But I think there's like, and there's margaritaville you know like like senior frog vibes if you guys have ever been to one but uh you got like your standalone restaurants but then he's got jimmie buffett resorts hotel and
Starting point is 00:08:02 like yeah it's a full-blown yeah he's building like this thing in four myers beach where i've gone and it's like huge it's like three or four city blocks they just like completely did and to be able to do that in the mecca of any beach town yeah it's just insane and like the fact that he that's just margaritaville like think of all the music like he's got his on station on X-M. But also my parents were pretty big, what are they called, parrot heads?
Starting point is 00:08:28 I did not know that's a thing. Yeah, that's like their thing. They used to like travel around and go to all his concerts and stuff like that, yeah. But Jimmy Buffett had some hardcore fans. Definitely. And he just,
Starting point is 00:08:39 he was a good musician. Oh, no, no. Oh, I read a man. Yeah, Mike, that is actually a great example and it kind of just debunked my, my, well, there's, there's a thesis. but I wasn't trying to and also I feel like the transition time between Jimmy Buffett like being like all right I think I'm ready to be mostly done
Starting point is 00:08:59 being a musician and then Margaritaville being what it is that also 50 cent owns vitamin water says another artist and another I didn't know that but did he start vitamin water I don't know I kind of shot from the hip on that one just thinking of Travis Scott I think it boils down to if you if you care and you're passionate about it If you care about it, you can make it good. Yeah. And lastly, there is a difference between them coming to you and be like, can we put your name on it? And you going, I want to start a drink brand.
Starting point is 00:09:28 That's where it really is different, right? Or if you care if it's good or not. If you just go, yes, I'll take the bag. Yeah. I think that Happy Dad, which is Nelks, Nelks, Heart Seltzer, Prime, and then Beesburger or Feastables, those are all going to be huge, huge brands, though. Yeah, like household. 100%.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Yeah. the damn near are already. Yeah, they practically are already. It is it is cool to see because even still much, much less now but the term YouTuber can come with a little bit of
Starting point is 00:10:02 like negative connotation. Yeah, I feel like they downplayed a lot. Like when we were watching the Jake Paul fight, they're like you're not just a YouTuber anymore. I'm like, yeah, I mean, he isn't just a YouTuber, but also like, I was just like I fucking love being a YouTuber. Why would you not want to be a YouTuber? This is the best.
Starting point is 00:10:18 And there's lots of people that have, like, been wildly successful of it. So I think it's kind of cool to see also people like that that definitely have a lot of power, like making a good name for the brand or the job title. Job title. Oh, dude, you know what? That was like a month. What's going on to do you? Mike's foot just touched my leg.
Starting point is 00:10:40 But it was like, you got scared. Are you trying to play footsie with them over there, Mike? I wasn't expecting. I was waiting for that question. My leg touches Ben. What are you guys doing, playing footsie? Yes, we're playing footsie. To be fair, what else would we be doing?
Starting point is 00:10:54 I have a hair in my mouth, or at least I did. Now I can't find it. Oh, that's the worst. So if I've been acting a little weird over here, I literally have been trying to get this hair out of my mouth. I'm trying to dig around my fingers because that's super obvious, but I can't seem to find it with my tongue. He's got three fingers in his mouth.
Starting point is 00:11:12 I think I might have swallowed it at this point. Carry on. I'm sorry. Did, you know where I think, like, the negative connotation on a YouTuber, being a YouTuber as a profession. Slightly comes from kids like a magnitude of kids going,
Starting point is 00:11:26 I want to be a YouTuber. What's wrong with that? It's like astronauts back in when we were kids. Oh, fuck astronauts. From our point of view, yeah, there is nothing wrong with that. We're stoked to hear it.
Starting point is 00:11:37 But from a parent who is not about it and then they have to hear, let's say they have three kids and they all want to be YouTubers. They're like, duh, make something else. Be a banker or something. Or just anything. I mean,
Starting point is 00:11:49 I think it actually comes from like the negative like news. No, I think, just part of it. There's like bad things like that, you know, a few people have made big mistakes which roped in the rest of everyone. No,
Starting point is 00:12:02 it's mostly that. I'm just thinking like of a new kind of a negative connotation is like a lot of parents hearing a lot of kids or teachers. Teachers get it a lot. I don't think they're annoyed or like think it's a bad thing. But if a team, if half the, if half the class like says,
Starting point is 00:12:18 they want to be a YouTube You gotta drop out Do it Do it right now They're in second grade You won't Pussy Most YouTubers are dropouts
Starting point is 00:12:27 So do it Dude yeah They're like eight This dropout You asked me What my dream is That's like a South Park Yeah it is
Starting point is 00:12:37 The teachers are super mean To the kids They want to be YouTubers It is like a weird stat Like 75% of 12 to 18 year olds Like something crazy You know
Starting point is 00:12:47 Some kids might start same podcaster though yeah seriously i didn't i never honestly i would have probably put when i was a child the podcast really didn't exist so i'll put radio host i would have put radio host like pretty far down on the list for sure dude me and ryan went on the radio show the other day with our boy j thomas he what what does he host uh the j thomas show on that's his radio show and then he also And he has rides, which I watch on Sunday morning. Supernova. Yeah, but what is his like genre?
Starting point is 00:13:25 That's a good question. Right-sided men, probably middle-aged men. Yeah. Who like classic cars as well. I tell you what, this guy was born for it, though. Just like sitting down and kind of just watching like the behind the scenes of how radio goes. It was basically just like me and you sitting here talking, having a call. conversation. But if you're not here, but I'm still having this conversation, like when he's just
Starting point is 00:13:53 talking to himself, but it was like he would answer his own questions. Like he would set it up like he was playing volleyball and then just spike it down. And I was like just watching and like just amazed because obviously, you know, we've been doing podcast for a while. And it's, it's not easy. And it's not easy to have a conversation with four people. So for one person to just sit there and be entertaining, it was, it was really impressive. And. And. And, that's usually all live right yeah yeah and it's live that's a whole of the way more yeah more stress but it was hard because on this you know we always try to go back and forth and like keep an engaging conversation but i was like hey this is his show and he's
Starting point is 00:14:31 kind of just talking to himself so i'm just going to let him do his thing you're like where do i jump in do i jump in it was different but a true talent i agree especially like sports commentators to be able to call what's going on know the names of everyone no matter what sport it is know the moves know what calls the rest they're making or what disqualifications are happening like all off the cuff all trying to be funny too yeah man there is so many just like interesting jobs too especially okay what about Bruce Buffer being like the voice that guy's killing he's still doing it too yeah a ton of money but how how much of a legend do you have to be to just everyone wants you to introduce them for their he's locked charge what's he's charged I wonder
Starting point is 00:15:14 see if you can look it up I just saw the, like, the intro to this huge, huge, like, EDM, like, excisions thing, like, huge festival. And he used him. Not in person, but he had, you know, this, like, edited, massive screen. He makes $50,000 per UFC fight and $100,000 for special UFC events. Wow. And obviously he's doing. $50,000 a week or whatever, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Like, obviously he's doing more behind the scenes other than his six minutes of introducing the two people. but that that's a pretty good bag for being a legend. Did you guys watch the Andrew Shultz comedy special? He had him. He's the intro for that. Really? Yeah, so it's like a comedy special, but you got Bruce Buffer intro in you.
Starting point is 00:15:57 That's what I love. He's not on the stage, that's pretty legendary. It got me pumped up when they were starting it, and he just came out, and now it's time. It's like, exactly. Whatever it is, whatever he's announcing before, you're just like, obviously this is going to be amazing.
Starting point is 00:16:13 I mean usually if he's in the mood for it to be right yeah you got to follow it up though if you're being introduced by Bruce Buffer like you better have some pretty funny jokes that's true for a comedy special did you guys see all this stuff apparently I I haven't looked into it that much so if you have uh that the Jake Paul fight was rigged oh my good they always I mean they always is saying something I think that's a classic case of bad news traveling faster than good news but like why is it rigged now oh they said that for every single one he's ever done and they always definitely not rigged some little thing like they make a move like this and then they go like that and they're like see that was them like agreeing on what was going
Starting point is 00:16:53 to happen such BS I don't know honestly I don't agree that it was completely rigged but I was wondering if the judges were like all right Jake Paul is like boxing's gravy train and he needs to win so maybe just keep that in the back of your mind when you're like scoring him I think it was pretty obvious that he won though yeah but it wasn't that but if there was anything I didn't think it was like man he dominated the fight besides for like not the knockdown at the end but even that's the deal yeah before that he was like in the lead and it didn't really seem like he was like dominating the fight they count like punches and like significant lands and also punches throw in and like blocks and like they have this whole thing scoring oh yeah no I know that but still
Starting point is 00:17:38 I don't know it didn't seem like a if it were to be so I could I I'm sure people also probably felt that way And then they saw that he kind of like He beat him quite a bit Like points wise and they were probably like it's rigged I think actually like I saw that It might have been the president of the world boxing committee tweeted at Jake Paul and just said like great fight
Starting point is 00:17:59 Like he really like commended him for The fight so I mean that guy tweets you He must not have thought it was rigged or that he didn't win Or it's all party Yeah. Jesus. Dude, did you guys see... It's all rigged. This is...
Starting point is 00:18:15 W.W.W. at this point. Side note, but our buddy Rich, Rich Stagram, Rich to Graham, who built our track. He was, he got like an invite from Jake, which is pretty legit. And he got a sweet with a couple buddies. And he was down in the locker room with everybody.
Starting point is 00:18:31 And he was wearing a C-Boy's TV Life Wide Open shirt. It was lit. Yeah. And it was on Logan's story. We were loving it. Yeah, I thought that was sweet. That was pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:18:40 But it's also super funny to like, It pans past Jake and Logan And then Rich just Rich just standing there like this That's the best thing about him And that anyone could take anything from him Is like he literally like the most Lease Clout Chaser
Starting point is 00:18:53 Just the most chill And he finds himself in those situations And then we're like How did you how do it? He's just like I don't know man Just chill I mean basically It just is a good guy
Starting point is 00:19:04 Next Jake Paul fight Mike's in the locker room with him somehow Just by himself Mike dude how'd you get there I don't know just chill this might be a better question for Ken but he's not on the podcast Did you guys see that the whole Tesla
Starting point is 00:19:18 Battery scandal thing going on Well not really a scandal but ordeal going on in Florida Not just in Florida So basically Okay so salt water You know flooded these Teslas And then the water went away And these Teslas were covered in salt water
Starting point is 00:19:34 And the salt water obviously started corroding The battery And these Teslas are starting on fire from the corrosion because the battery's corroding and so i take it people are trying to drive them after they've been flooded i'm not necessarily sure but they'll just be sitting there and they start on fire and because it's a battery fire they keep burning and keep burning and like the fire department has to put like 1500 gallons of water to put out of because they they have to just keep soaking it but it's a like batteries that keeps this i'm probably not the best person explain this but this is just
Starting point is 00:20:07 what i saw and is that it just keeps burning that's funny And now, like, they have all these, you know, damaged cars in these, like, lots. And they have, like, all the normal cars together. And then the Tesla's have to be 50 feet or something like that apart from each car. Oh, shit. Because they don't want it to spread. And start the whole lot on fire. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:27 So how many is that happened to? Enough for it to be a pretty big news topic. Or is this like the U.S. Bank Bird Stadium killing machine? No, it's a real thing. It's happening. Yeah. When you're driving here in the- Elon apparently didn't.
Starting point is 00:20:41 think about it either. When you're driving in the winter. But it's happening in the all the EV vehicles, sorry. Okay. Well, I guess that makes it. It's not just Tesla. It seems to be all the EVs. But what about in the winter here when you're driving on like a wet road and then there's
Starting point is 00:20:54 salt on the road from the thing? I think that the whole car was probably flooded. Yeah, pretty submerged. So that's how it would happen. It would take a lot. Shit, Ken. Yours was under that lake for a bit. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:08 We'd be back to Bowden. Yeah, Ken. yeah that you said it wasn't it wasn't right you're gonna show you where it was yeah you can't still mad about
Starting point is 00:21:19 I cannot believe that to be honest Ryan told him what are you talking about hop in here Ken what are you talking about how it doesn't matter no no no
Starting point is 00:21:28 well it seems like it does if you still add heated about it what do you hold up what so long story short we filmed the YouTube video where Ken
Starting point is 00:21:38 toes my wakeboard boat with his Tesla. Ryan told him to keep backing in, keep backing in. And Ken claims that Ryan escorted him deeper into the water than he was supposed to go. And he claims
Starting point is 00:21:54 that he backed in his car so deep that that's why his car ended up on the tow truck. I'm not saying that's why I was in the tow truck. What I'm saying is you know, the bottom of the bumper is here and then there's an angle, there's like a 45 degree angle to the back wheel and there was water pouring out
Starting point is 00:22:09 that panel when it pulled the car out, which it does the same thing when you wash it and then back it out of the driveway. But you were saying it wasn't in the water. It wasn't in the water. Okay, your tires were in the water. That's not in the water. The tires were in the water. That panel was in the water. So is it more important than just a plastic panel? Well, I don't know what's under there. Well, what's under there? I don't know. The battery isn't under there. The motor and everything's under there. There is no motor. It's a battery. What do you think moves the car? No, it's a, it's a, it's a motor. It's an electric motor and it's a gasoline engine.
Starting point is 00:22:47 V8 owner's tears. I'm just saying I when I'm physically watching water come out of a panel because it was in the lake. Go running garden hose over your car. Let me finish talking. And you're saying that no, it wasn't in the water. I'm just like, don't fucking lie to me. It's like it's not, what gain do you have to get out of this? Got a point, Ryan.
Starting point is 00:23:13 You get off online to Ken? It wasn't in the water, I agree. I don't, I'm just confused at the situation. I don't think it was in the water. I don't even think your back tires were hardly touching the water. If they were. If there was water coming out of this panel, where would this water have come from? I don't know, dude.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Maybe the tires like scooped it into it. When we go outside, I will show you what I'm talking about. No, I know exactly. exactly where it is and I I know exactly I watched the water come out too so obviously it was physically yes technically in the water but it was not in the water any farther than it could have been you know like when your iPhone gets water damage and then you take the screen off and then there's like a little red dot on it is that what happened I don't know I'm just saying it Ken brings it in for the next maintenance in there water damage we can't service that that was
Starting point is 00:24:06 the worst when you were a kid and your iPod got wet and you were like oh i'll get i'll get a new one or your phone the battery and then you knew your s-o-l all right so to change the subject get something off so hot ken you know what pisses me off oh boy and i want to know what you have to say is when people come up and they don't know the story of how you broke your neck or like that you have a broken neck and maybe it's the first time that they've seen you and they go they make some kind of backhanded like comment about oh that's what happens when you're a sea boy huh or like so uh have all of you guys broken your neck and then like laugh and then like that that's where the conversation ends for me and i yeah i see you later dude yeah how often does that happen to you i walk away not very
Starting point is 00:24:55 often actually oh really okay it must just be when i'm with you because it's probably happened with me and you like seven different times Ken and I were up to eat. There's stupid. He kept coming up to us and he goes, hey, you got to get a normal job. You guys got to get some normal jobs. And, like, again, he was trying to be funny. And then we're just like, what?
Starting point is 00:25:12 Just be like, that wasn't a funny joke. That guy, we run into that guy all the time, though. And I'm like, I can stand about five minutes of him before. I'm like, ah, fuck. How do I get away from you without being like a total asshole? Once again, this is one of those things that we talk about on the podcast. and they're there we do live we are real people that live around other real people that might hear that right no probably probably will yeah maybe he'll learn just
Starting point is 00:25:37 just stop talking to Ken just blebo his job description and I'm good uh dude yeah it's not even me and I get annoyed you honestly handle it pretty good and you're just like uh yeah I'm I'm gonna go sit down over here yeah just avoid my neck I got to go like oh I'm gonna go get a normal job over there. Also, Mike, did you like, why is this chair so fucked up? Mike, now you're messing up the chairs. You put it in the water. All right, you can hop back in, Mike, unless you'd like to stay, Ken.
Starting point is 00:26:08 I can sit here for a little bit. There we go. You haven't been on in a minute. Ken, do you hear about the Tesla batteries exploding? I did. Yeah, it is a thing. Yeah, told you guys. Sorry, I'm fire.
Starting point is 00:26:17 It's like you throw any battery, damage any battery. It's going to start a fire and explode. It does kind of make sense. And, I mean, I can't imagine being submerged in salt waters. really good for anything. Every other car is toast there, so. Especially those E bikes. Well, the one E bike that I had that I ran through the ocean
Starting point is 00:26:35 and then returned back to the rental place. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they weren't too happy about that. No. Why is this thing of corrosion on it? We just bought these things before you took them away. I rinsed it off in the community shower after I did it. Yeah, you'd think that would do it.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Yeah, man, weird. Did you guys see the, McLaren P1 that was in the water in the flood or hurricane the dude literally just bought it like literally that week really do you think you just like left that there like why didn't you think no it was in the garage I know it was in his garage and somehow it floated outside of the yeah because it like literally got so much water everything floats out or like pushes through the house but still like we when us when a hail storm is coming we go hmm better get the cars inside like wouldn't you like wouldn't you like Assume at this giant storm coming at you. You're like, hmm, I better get my million dollar car out of a flood zone. But they thought the storm, like the worst part of the storm is going to go further north. And then it kind of veered south. So it's like last second, okay, I've got all these cars.
Starting point is 00:27:41 The storm is going to hit me direct on. I'm going to worry about myself before I worry about my stuff because the stuff is probably insured at that point. He still sat there and videotaped it. Well, honestly, you got great content. It was hilarious. Yeah, he did. And so that brings up. Do you think he did it on purpose?
Starting point is 00:27:55 he was just like screw it dude i think if you have a million dollar car even if you get insurance for that that's probably not going to be too good on your insurance no i can't imagine the claim is very good i can't imagine many people want to make a claim on a million dollar car two million that's like the one car would be like okay he probably custom ordered this he probably waited a couple years yeah to get it there's neither that's just total insurance fraud or it's just bad luck his insurance is going to be through the roof just like Evan just like Evan and Mike's so I was thinking this week what like what are what are the cars you guys think you'll buy house I thought you were going somewhere with that again that was a good that no that was a great
Starting point is 00:28:39 that was great um dude I have literally no idea no idea and I just sold my Subaru and now I don't have a daily I actually I don't even have a I don't even have a vehicle to drive this winter I think actually we covered in the last one I get the ranger because Ryan got his bag from cores I think I'm in old trucks like 80s 90s diesel trucks are finally coming down in price because they went through this really weird like kind of when all the when the car market spiked for some reason 80s and 90s trucks appreciated like they were made of gold and I'm sure all the people out there that like kind of keep up on those or like maybe own one and got lucky enough to sell for four times what it was worth they're finally starting to come back down but i think it'd be so
Starting point is 00:29:26 sick i'm just like a clean obs truck i could see that ryan yeah just ripping her on an old truck yeah it'd be kind of fun i could see in that just a good loud diesel roll coal over all the electric car drivers in the neighborhood so i've been watching entourage oh and like a 67 uh what is it continental convertible like the one lincoln got shot in i could totally see you driving i was like That is the most badass car, but people are like... It's just a boat. It's so cool, but it's like the most complicated car they said like Detroit ever manufactured. Really?
Starting point is 00:30:01 In the 1960s. And I was like, ooh, that looks, that sounds like a headache. Wait, why is it complicated? It does have suicide doors, which is sweet. It's got suicide doors and it's convertible and it's like the early version of like electronics. And it's just interesting. It looks like a nightmare and they're like 90 grand now. So I was like, fuck.
Starting point is 00:30:17 It's not worth it for a 60s car. That is actually crazy. I have to go look for something that's not like the most famous car from that era, but they look so cool. They do look cool. You want to know the problem with buying more cars? We don't have anywhere to put them. It is. It's a weird problem to have. Nowhere. Just in the driveway, stacked up. And then
Starting point is 00:30:37 when we do go to use them, they're filthy and then we wash them off. We find out that they sat outside baking in the sun and lost an entire hue color. Oh, dude, the shambo. Yeah, we just got done something in the car tour video today which you guys already saw it already came out but it went from like a lime green to like a very very faint green we hadn't driven the the fake Lamborghini in over a year I don't know why we just didn't come around to it basically we just had other things we were doing and filming and
Starting point is 00:31:07 just time was quick around here and next thing you know it was a full year and I was like all right I think the only thing we did with that car this year was moving around to get it out of the way that was it dude that thing is a special kind of piece of shit it is driving it today. Maybe it's time for us to let it go. Really? I don't know. If anyone wants to buy it,
Starting point is 00:31:27 I honestly don't, I just don't know if we're, we might be done with it. Like, I mean, what else do we have? I look around our shop at all the things that we're done with
Starting point is 00:31:37 and we still are holding on to them. Yeah, that's true. We are kind of hoarders in that way. But you never know when you might need something. That's true. And it's like not really worth that much money,
Starting point is 00:31:47 but it did increase in value like every other exotic, granted it's not an exotic, but certain people think that it's worth something because that same car, I think we paid $22,000 for it. I saw on Facebook Marketplace going for like $45. No way. Yeah, I think they're like ours ain't going for $45. I'm sorry, but if somebody's paying $45,000 for that, they're dumb. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah. I'm sorry, but that is a bad idea. Okay, Ken, don't talk them out of it. We might sell this thing one day. And you should daily drive ours get it back
Starting point is 00:32:22 into shape just it needs to get its leg stretch you know stretch the legs dude I try to rev it up in that thing I don't I can't drive it because my legs are too long I can't like work the clutch and like get it in between the steering and your knees are up. Dude I've revved it up today and it shot rusty water all over
Starting point is 00:32:39 CJ's car which I'm really sorry about I was an accident I looked back and so I did it and I was like I was like I was watching you do it but it was too late and then I was like should I just go wash it before he notices or do I tell him and then? It really wasn't that bad.
Starting point is 00:32:54 I just wiped him up. It was fine. Took some instant detailer. So we're flying out to Seema tomorrow. You guys excited to see anything? Vegas. I'm excited. I'm excited to see Vegas.
Starting point is 00:33:07 I'm excited to see all the cars at Seema. Yeah. Initially I was more excited to go to Vegas and do some gambling and stuff like that. And then I kind of started seeing the pictures now that it's going on. And now I'm pretty stoked to see. mainly just I love looking at the cars So fun
Starting point is 00:33:23 So fun You see such crazy stuff It's honestly inspiring Because it makes me want to Like do more car stuff I feel like I've slightly Kind of falling out of it And when I see that
Starting point is 00:33:34 Or when we do like our car tour video And I was like driving the evil around I was like I fucking love cars I felt embarrassed being after you guys And not having anything done to mine I was like damn dude I'm really slacking I was really hoping my wheels would come
Starting point is 00:33:48 but next week too late how much money you guys are going to bring to like gamble like what's your what's your limit here like 5 000 2 000 5 000 i i think i don't want to lose 5 000 no shit no one wants to lose anything but i feel like the amount of money you bring you obviously have to be with okay with completely losing yep that's what they said last time i brought three hundred dollars so i am right you also didn't even gamble last time 300 i want anything in Vegas i won 700 dollars right away and then i lost it all so right you're you've kind of grown gambling though like i have i'm a grown gambler so what you're you're bringing 5k ken i i now i think i'll bring less but i think you do 10 we talked about this couple weeks bring 10 put five down on red
Starting point is 00:34:38 jesus 10 yeah yeah dude can do it but the five is for the first And then either we'll have a great time. Oh, I thought we'd all agree that, like, we were going to walk into Vegas. All of us were going to put 1,000 on red right away. Don't even put our bags away. I'm down. I'm actually down. I want to do that.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Are we doing it that fast? Like, legitimately, we walk in and do it. Or are we just getting all fired up and then do it? If we can film it, I'm down. Sneaky film. Or would it be better if we just all individually did a thousand, rather than all of us doing it all at once? What if, like, everyone, like, someone's, like, someone's. stepped up, what would the odds be
Starting point is 00:35:14 rather than either all of us win or all us lose or just be a few of us win, few of us lose. I feel like it's way more fun though if all of us are win or lose. There's so much more suspense on the line. We got to be in it together, I agree. Do you guys want to?
Starting point is 00:35:30 I'm down. I think it'd be fun. If we can film it, it'd be great. Man, that'd really suck. If we can film it, I'm down. I feel like it's one of those things that it would be like either we're going up or we're all, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:42 It's going to be so electric. It's really going to set the tone. Oh, man. I'm nervous already. I think we should. I think that'd be a great way to start. Dude, you got gambling advice from that guy at the bar.
Starting point is 00:35:53 What do you say? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So get this, guys. So we're Halloween last weekend. And we went out to the bar, costume party, having a good time. Ran into some, uh, my old timer buddies, right? Made some friends.
Starting point is 00:36:07 And, um, I'm talking to him. And I was like, yeah, we're going to Vegas this week. And this guy pulls out his wallet. he gives me a hundred bucks Chris Pondo What? Yeah, gives me a hundred bucks And goes
Starting point is 00:36:16 I didn't know he gave you a hundred bucks too And he goes All right, listen And then he grabs a napkin and a pen And he starts writing down This bet in craps That's the game And he's like, all right
Starting point is 00:36:26 Here's this, this Put the money here, here, here First hundred bucks is on me And if you win You're gonna win like 2,500 bucks Whoa And then he like, I was like
Starting point is 00:36:36 Dude, no way And he was like And if you lose It's my hundred bucks So have at it And I was like, hell yeah, what's your phone number? I'm going to FaceTime you in and it's going to be electric. Wow.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Yeah, so we'll see how that goes. Is this Sammy? No. If we want to do the same thing with that, no, I think we got to do roulette. Just put a thousand bucks. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah, and then then we know whether we won or lost. Are we doing it on red?
Starting point is 00:37:00 I think red. Red is our color. Yeah, okay, all right. You're right. Now I'm all stoked on it. Before it was all like luck and stuff like that. But look how much red we have. Red.
Starting point is 00:37:10 red red our shipping containers red in the mug red in the corvette we got the red ranger the red ranger we're doing it we're doing it oh the update is either going to be so good or so bad i might be able to see that in actually for later in this us winning or losing it's just the next clip us either celebrating hard or like if we can't film it i'm not down if we can't film it we just sneaky film it i think you just pull out an iPhone and and do it Just do it. Don't even ask questions. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:42 You're right. So I don't know. We'll see. Maybe I'll be able to sneak it in this podcast and then people will know watching it. Either we're really happy or we're really sad, but I guess we have to live to see it powers of editing. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:37:55 This is going to be electric. Ooh, this is fence got me excited now. I'm such a degenerate. It's giving me butterflies in my stomach. So what do you guys think our worst video idea ever? The worst video idea that we ever. had that we filmed and did. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:38:12 We've had some real dumb ones. This is going to be tough. Extreme tennis. Oh, that was just a bad video. It was just a bad video. But it wasn't a bad idea. Yeah, it just didn't really go together. It wasn't edited right.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Like, it was like almost like just doing stuff was kind of the thing. And then it was just like. I have a confession. I tried making it cool. What? That is, I think, the only C-Boy TV video I've never watched. You're not missing it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:39 I wasn't. there and I'd never watched it. No, it's funny, Ryan, because the one C-Boys TV video that I have never watched is the video of you and Micah going to Michigan. Aw. That was pretty good, do we want a side-by-side block dude? You never watched it?
Starting point is 00:38:57 That's actually surprising. I never watched it. And then it just like a couple of weeks passed and I went, it just slips by. I just, I don't know. It was, like, right after, like, the Michael shit. And you just couldn't do it. And I was just like, eh.
Starting point is 00:39:16 You don't want to watch it. And you guys still reference stuff that, like, you would expect me to know that I just don't know. And I just, like, have never really admitted that to you guys. You just go along with it. Like, last podcast, when you guys were like, yeah, like, when we caught those fish in Michigan. And CJ's like, yeah, that was crazy. And I was like, oh, shit. Oh, yeah, that was crazy.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Have you ever missed a video? Never. No. I watch every video probably three, four times. Actually, when I, like, your guys' Snowbill ones, I'll maybe watch twice. But all the other ones, like, I've already watched the latest vid three, four times. I wish I could do that. I watch it probably two times a night.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Same. Three. Same. Yeah, I'll watch it like four times. I watch with you guys. Then I go home and I watch it on my TV. And then I watch it again on my phone because I want to. hear all the sound sounds actually i never rewatched after we got done editing the video of ken
Starting point is 00:40:14 breaking his neck that was still i don't want to watch that video i haven't watched that one i don't think i ever will i wouldn't honestly yeah don't blame you maybe one day but that video actually got age restricted too i don't know if we mentioned that i think we did talk about it which i mean kind of makes sense but also we still don't really know why it got age restricted yeah i mean i don't know if it was just maybe the promotion of danger which we didn't really promote at all it's just that he got hurt that's what yeah problem was man dumbest idea though I wouldn't say the dumbest idea but I'd say the most backlash we've ever had from a video is we uh had like a bunch of hot sauce and we had all of our girlfriends oh my gosh dude and we told our girlfriends like the last
Starting point is 00:41:02 one standing to like finish all these hot sauces gets 500 bucks was it even that much money. I thought it was less. I think it was 500. And we thought, you know, they would just slowly one by one drop off. We thought it'd be quick. We thought it'd be quick. And then next thing we know, these girls are eating these hot wings that should not be edible. Like so hot. Soaked and not. And we're like, why don't you guys quit? And they're like, I need the money. Yeah, I want the, I want the 500 bucks. Yeah, they more so just want it for the most. And then it got to the point where it was like really hard to watch.
Starting point is 00:41:39 I don't know if we actually got any back. Yeah, no. People were pissed. Yeah, people were like super pissed about that. Like they were like more so annoyed that we like had our girlfriends on, I think. Maybe it was because like we like dangled money in their face. The thought of that like, oh, do this for money. I don't even know if it was that.
Starting point is 00:41:57 I think they just didn't like the people. They didn't like the girlfriends like being in it. Really? Yeah. I think they were just like, hey, whoa, whoa. This is Steve boy, Steve. Who are these chicks? this isn't sea girls that was pretty dumb yeah that one i don't think that was that bad of an idea
Starting point is 00:42:11 just didn't work yeah that's true there's maybe no bad ideas is bad execution some bad ideas for sure i might i think we need to go through and like just unlist or private some of our old videos personally really so you some of them i think we could maybe when you look back like the ones where if you're just like that thing's cringe and it doesn't even get any views like might as well just unlisted but pretty much everything within the last two years has been really good basically since we moved into the new shop it has been amazing like i would say all those videos are really solid you can watch any of those and they're all good okay this isn't maybe a bad idea i can't remember what happens and i know we go to uh x games but this is a funny bad title i know
Starting point is 00:43:01 what we were trying to do it, but Jake has a kid, baby daddy. He made him put a sandbag inside of his shirt. No, that was funny. That was a different time of YouTube phone. You imagine clicking on that shit. You're like, what? No, it was funny because what the deal was
Starting point is 00:43:18 we were going to X-Ans is hot as shit. And we were walking there in Minneapolis and there was a sandbag just sitting on the side of the road and someone said, Jake, if you carry that sandbag for the whole day, I'll give you, like, a hundred bucks or something well pay for your meal like it was like a pretty minimal thing i think it was paid for his meal he just picked it up and started carrying it and we all started cracking jokes like you have to act like it's your kid when you go into the restaurant
Starting point is 00:43:43 uh how about the one of uh ken with the two chicks at heydays and it's titled our first time that was like i see exactly what we're doing there too is like click bait them in that was five years ago and it was a much different time on And after those videos, so our first time, and then we had every car owner needs this. And then the next video, 3.9 million views, police plus shift a cart through college campus. So you were on the right track.
Starting point is 00:44:15 It just was missing on a couple. Yeah. Remember when we went on that stunt ride? That was gnarly. That was pretty cool. I mean, 733. And then not many videos past that was the worst Craigslist trade ever. When we traded a truck.
Starting point is 00:44:31 for a 450, that was 1.7 and then shipped a current thin ice 4 million that quad wheelies on ice 5.4 million god the further back this is this does get more cringe the further i scroll back here the one thing is though is like you look back i mean shit five years ago we were five years younger you're five years i'm sure in any job you can look back at things you did five years ago and be like man i really wasn't as good at my job five years ago as i was down so we've definitely improved and grown a lot yeah it's good Yeah, the evolution, but fuck, it is, it is hard to watch. In those moments, did you guys feel like we were doing something cool?
Starting point is 00:45:07 Did you feel embarrassed about it? No, I guess, yeah, I mean, you are correct. Both of our intros were a little bit relatively cringe, but I feel like the second one when we, like, got the corvettes, and, like, Jake was with the guitar, like, and, like, the song, and I was just, from the get-go, I've always thought that shit was just like, Yeah, just like, I still cringe thing about that. It is funny to see, some people still...
Starting point is 00:45:34 Yeah, there is people that request those. I know. But also at the same time, I feel like if we showed it to the mask, we're like, hey, do you like this? They'd be like, this is... What the hell is that? Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:48 That was just my thought. I've always felt that way on that, though. The first one was like cool and short, but also still cringe with like all of a dancing on the boat with like the girls oh yeah it was just like a phone clip like that part right there ruins it for me and then pretty much the whole thing of uh the second one besides for the shot of ben wheeling i thought it was pretty uh i don't know how to use the word online man i can't believe we use that video clip of all on the on the boat yeah dude Mike and I made that
Starting point is 00:46:25 well there's two of them we did it again in the second one but the very first one Mike and I made together and legitimately made it in probably I think 30 seconds like like I was sitting there and Mike was like here I'll show you how we just put like four
Starting point is 00:46:42 clips and like that was it and then I was like how do you put text on it and you show me how to drag text above I was like nice C-Boy's TV I wonder if we're going to look back and be like, man, why did we have like an outro? And that's another thing when we used to like end videos and be like, all right, guys,
Starting point is 00:47:02 thanks for watching and shit. And like everyone, if you watch, I remember even at the time. It was just like such a different time though. But like, Mike would be like, all right, that's it for today, guys. Thanks for watching. And then it'd be like, all right. Now Ben comes in. Thanks for watching, guys.
Starting point is 00:47:16 And be sure to like and hit subscribe. And then I'd be coming in like, hey, guys. It was like everyone had to get their last word. And I'm like, what? the fuck are we doing like just one person ended and let's get on with it it was tough to break this and i didn't want to cut anyone off because i was like i don't want to like cut his screen time i remember so many times in the old shop where we spent like in the hour just trying to film that it was like yeah and little just getting old and i think same thing outro's in youtube at that point were normal
Starting point is 00:47:45 and now they aren't now i i noticed we cut the dog from the last video did we no we didn't it was in the last I remember it. And watch it until the end then. That's picked off. Somebody. It's in the last video. I guarantee it because I think I'm on the fence of why we, I think we should just cut the dog.
Starting point is 00:48:03 I hate to say it. For algorithmic purposes, I think we need to just cut the dog. And it sucks. It is a bummer. But like, as soon as it hits, T-BoysTV.com, it should just go, boom, black screen, hit them with the next ad. Because the dog goes, and then it's, there's like these four seconds roughly of people clicking off.
Starting point is 00:48:21 and we miss the very last ad so I'm always wondering like how much money have we lost out on over the years because most people click off before they get served that ad yeah I was going to say you also hurt and watch time percentage are we going to look back once we know more in the future
Starting point is 00:48:36 and be like man I was so dumb that we had a dog bark at the end for like five years yeah I don't know I don't know at the same time fuck I guess I really have no idea how much money we're losing, but I would guarantee you most people click off.
Starting point is 00:48:53 No one watches it. I think we might have to just call it. I think we got to. We stop doing like the post clip outroes or like the bloopers, blooper clip. Which is also, I get that too, but it's also a bummer because I love that when you come in
Starting point is 00:49:08 and you get that last laugh. It was that last hit of dopamine when you're watching the video and it's rounded out. Everything's done and you feel concluded with the video, right? Yeah. This is playing devil's advocate here. No, I agree completely. and you're like, all right, I'm done with the C-Boyce now.
Starting point is 00:49:24 And then this little bit comes in from the middle. And you go, oh, that was so funny. I want more. Yeah. There's all that. I get it. It probably the second's lost goes in the algorithm and we lose out. But I just,
Starting point is 00:49:35 I agree with what you're saying. I just, I just hate that YouTube has gone to that point where you have to add it so damn tight that you don't. Yeah, I agree. It does kind of suck. I agree.
Starting point is 00:49:45 Like, it's getting so fast pace that you have to, like, cut a lot of the shit that almost makes it, like, so. personalized but at the same time I personally have not had a clip where I was like oh this is not good in the video and it should be possibly a blooper in a long time just because of the way we film
Starting point is 00:50:03 and it's not as much goofing off like uncontrollably goofing off where it's like I have this like kind of funny dumb little clip of someone like you know or whatever they'd be saying like it's funny but it's like
Starting point is 00:50:20 no context to it and those are what we would use as bloopers a lot of the time or you would replay a really funny spot which we do sometimes still do yep yeah and I yeah we're probably just getting better at fit we're probably just getting better at filming he falls through the fucking
Starting point is 00:50:36 I'd be a drop okay so right now we're having security game he's right out there he's in the ceiling bro the shop isn't that quiet breaks his legs
Starting point is 00:50:56 can I say what's going on here so we're having security cameras put in it's been going out for a while right before we start filming this the guy comes in and he goes oh you guys filming a podcast okay well I might be
Starting point is 00:51:13 I might be climbing up in the attic running some and then we just heard this loud crash is that cool we're like yeah that's cool bro as long as you're over there he falls through the ceiling
Starting point is 00:51:29 to the podcast I would black out dude just body slam through the table it's like that video where they go like the guy falls through And then the other guy is standing And he goes, oh, hey, Carl Oh, yeah, that's it.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Hey, Ron. Hey, Ron. And then he starts moving, goes, oh, don't move now. Dude, there's just something about falling. That is so funny. I know. Dude, it's like last week when Gavin hops on
Starting point is 00:52:08 the three-wheeler trike that we just give him, and he hits that culvert. It's just like, why is that so funny, though? Like, I've, I, that is the hardest I've ever laughed. I was sticking to that. And it was funny because he didn't, like, get hurt. Thank goodness. But also, even if he would have gotten a little bit hurt, it was like such a funny fall and funny, uh, coincidence of events that it would have still been funny.
Starting point is 00:52:33 It wouldn't have been as funny, but like, holy shit, dude. Bro, it's like, it's like human nature to laugh at that shit. You can't make that up. Like, you literally cannot make that up. I mean, they make TV shows. of people falling and shit. Ridiculousness. It was...
Starting point is 00:52:49 You know, them. America's Funniest Home Videos. No, it is something about people suffering or getting hurt. Okay, I don't know about the suffering. Suffering. No, no, no. I mean, like,
Starting point is 00:53:07 people, you know, suffering. How do I reword this? the best part about it is too is when he kind of like hits the windshield and that just goes limp it's like he hit it and then he just turned off because he was like I don't want to do anything and mess it up further so he just kind of like went limp and then just fell and then it falls on top but like doesn't hit him it like fell around him was like at a cartoon when the house falls over and the window hole is there yeah man that was funny yeah no I think that might actually be the
Starting point is 00:53:42 hardest I have ever laughed. I'm so sad. I miss that. I'm so glad you guys weren't there because it might not have happened if you guys were there. And just the slight risk of that not happening. Something changing in the universe. It happened so fast. I was like he made it five feet off the highway. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did you watch the video? Yeah. You did. Yeah. Oh, nice. Yeah, can't watch me at home. Oh, okay. So you had to make sure he saw it. Yeah, he tuned in halfway through, but you did. You do you. He saw it. Ken, how many videos
Starting point is 00:54:13 do you think you haven't watched? Too many to count. Be honest. 10. Like 10. Okay. Pretty good.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Definitely the same. I have to admit. I also didn't watch the salmon fishing video. It wasn't the salmon fishing video. There was much more to it. Ten and Ben go Mike and
Starting point is 00:54:33 Ryan made this bid. You can just skip it. Skip it. Fuck it. We hung up to side-by-side blog guys. I know. And I felt like I was missing a connection when I met them. That's what I'm saying, dude.
Starting point is 00:54:46 I really was. Yeah. They were awesome guys. They're the greatest dudes ever. But I'm, I feel like we're out of the loop. Yeah. That ship sailed.
Starting point is 00:54:54 I get out of here. They taught me how to water skit, which I used later in the video. He did almost kill me that one time. So I feel like we do have a special bond. I think he was killed all of us. Almost. Not me either.
Starting point is 00:55:06 No, I'm not holding it against him. That's one thing out of it. Fuck with hopping passenger in a razor. or side by side. Yeah, it is kind of one of those things that, I'm never doing that again. You don't need to say anything, but yeah, no kidding. If I'm going to die or hurt myself,
Starting point is 00:55:22 I want to do it to myself. Be under your own power. Like, at least rather than riding passenger and be like, oh, I wish she would have gone a little faster. I mean, that's true. Like, I'd rather just be like, I messed up and didn't go fast enough or whatever. Or went too fast.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Yeah. Yeah, there's not a whole lot of reasons. So really hot passenger in something. And Evan's really kind of stuck by that too. He's always said, like, now, I have literally nothing to gain by riding. I don't know how girls ride on the back at crotch rockets with those freaking gomers that ride them around in Fargo. Is that going to be you and Alex next year? On your crotch rocket.
Starting point is 00:56:02 She'll be right on the back, but I'm not a gomer. Mike and F laugh, like an experienced crotrockets. Rocket rider. Yeah, CJ, dude. Watching you ride that crotch rocket, I'm not sure if you can make that argument. What? Dude,
Starting point is 00:56:20 am I actually bad at it? No, I thought I was driving it just fine. Bad at it, but you don't have a lot of seat time. Can we pop up some of the roller videos of me on the crotch rocket? Yeah. It looks sick.
Starting point is 00:56:32 What do you mean? I was flying by you guys at like 115 miles an hour. Like you're never laughing in the back Well, what's wrong with him? I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with him Uh, nothing. It just doesn't look, you just, never mind. Are you thinking about the thing I'm thinking about?
Starting point is 00:56:54 I don't know, it depends. What are you guys thinking about? Because I'm a bit in the dark here too. Over by Grag and Shauna's house. Any little bike literally exploded? Huh? Never mind. Oh, when the throttle came out.
Starting point is 00:57:06 No, that's not at all what I was thinking about. Okay, we're on different pages. He's talking about when my zippers down I was riding That's really their favorite part They were pausing it Playing the bag Really that's it
Starting point is 00:57:23 I don't know why Can you explain why Nothing? Okay I will say Like I do agree You feel a lot cooler riding it
Starting point is 00:57:33 And then when you watch it You're like I don't look that cool on it I feel like it's the helmet Well yeah Our helmet's not cool. Helmets are going to layer.
Starting point is 00:57:41 But, yeah, I mean, it's a free helmet that Mike got back in, like, 2016 with his $1,000 bikey bought off Craigslist. So, I mean, can I at least get an explanation? I think the podcast listeners deserve an explanation of why I don't look cool or why I look like a gomer on the crotch. Mike, do you want to explain? And why these guys don't look like gomers riding it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:04 It just, I'll, Ben, I'm about to out. you, I guess, just because we were a part of this. It's not that big of a thing. It was just really funny when we first got the R6. You're like, I'll do the rollers. And we're like, you know, somebody's got to do it, of course. But I remember, because we didn't know either when you said, do I look cooler down, down like this over the gas tank or do I look cooler sitting up?
Starting point is 00:58:27 And I genuinely didn't know. I didn't either. That's what I was asking you guys. You were going like back and forth between it. And then I was so caught up with like making sure the stabilizer and camera was working good. I was so caught up in that that I like kind of forgot to tell you that it, it looks cooler when you just go half between way down and up. I was like, I failed to like mention that to you. So yeah, some of them you were like, and again.
Starting point is 00:58:53 Like making love to that gas. Like holding it. Because like when you flew, when you did the flyby, that was like really normal because you actually had to concentrate. And so your riding position was really natural but then it was when of course when we're going it's just funny because we're going 30 miles an hour 25 miles per hour and you're just over this thing but again equally as funny when you stood up because it looked like you had like a back brace on you're like well that's the thing I was looking at the footage I'm like like again you fucking feel a lot cooler riding the thing then you look because like I wrote it in the other day and Alex was here and I didn't know she was here and she started taking a
Starting point is 00:59:36 Snapchat video or something on me for her story. And I saw her post and I click on it. I'm like, yeah, I'm going to look cool in front of everyone pulling up on this crotch rag. I'm like, God damn it. Why do I look so bad? As soon as I saw it. I think it is that. I had an experience like that. I don't know when I got... To be honest
Starting point is 00:59:52 though, when have you ever looked at a guy on a crotchrock and be like, God, that guy looks cool? I think that's one of those things. I do it like a lot, but you if you have a badass If you have a badass rocket and you're like fully geared up and you have an actually sick helmet with a, you know, like a visor that you can use mirrored, you look badass. It's just, I think you do. But I remember when I had that striped, like black helmet with the stripes, the one that we use in the video.
Starting point is 01:00:18 When I got my like first street bike, nothing fast, not even considered a crotch rocket. It was hardly a moped. That is a lie. But, Brian, you want to. How many Cs was it? You want me to get another one and put it up against a ruckus? Right. Let's do it.
Starting point is 01:00:36 You calling Mike's first bike a moped? I owned a moped. It's so offensive. It was how fast I think go 55? I put it up to 99. Okay. That's what I remember. But, uh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:50 It was a normal motorcycle. It just wasn't a rocket. What's he C. 500. Well, it was 500. But I just remember pulling up to like the local like the Krolls diner. Can you imagine buying a five? 500 cc motorcycle like nowadays well that's the thing but it's different are 600 cc or yep different
Starting point is 01:01:09 just completely is like an insane thing but right like I couldn't even I actually couldn't even get the front tire up not that I was like no I know to it was like oh and you could maybe get the front tire like I guess you were just getting into riding so it makes sense right it was fun while lasted but I didn't have anyone to ride with but anyway I pull up to like the local diner on the Monday night when everyone goes for shakes and this chick takes a Snapchat of me and then said oh yeah like you gotta let her get on your bike I thought I was so cool
Starting point is 01:01:43 and then she sent me the Snapchat and I still I was like wow I don't look cool at all I think it might be like just a permanent motorcycle thing maybe Harley's though you do look a little you can look badass on a Harley that one's a little bit of a better position like a natural position the handlebars for sure Ryan speaking of
Starting point is 01:02:02 mopeds. No. Can you pop up the video of you wheelying your ruckus through campus? Oh, yeah. Attempting in front. Oh, man. This is just when you're young and you think you're so cool. Jake,
Starting point is 01:02:17 Jake had an SSR and I had my ruckus and so we were driving around. We're going to the dining center and like a big auditorium class had just gotten out. Probably like 50 people. Maybe even more, honestly. And I just was like, I'm going to wheelie. and I stood on the back on my moped like two feet on the back
Starting point is 01:02:36 on the back bar and I wheelied for a bit and then loofed it out in front of like a lot of people and they all are like oh that's never not going to be funny
Starting point is 01:02:48 no like anytime anyone does that the sound of a bike hitting the pavement will make everyone turn around yeah and a good crowd around sliding well when it's a moped at 10 when you said that then I'm starting a picture you're like, can you imagine some guy
Starting point is 01:03:02 like loops out going like 60 and you're all like ha ha that's always funny yeah that's always so funny I actually I'd laugh okay and to elaborate more on that dude I actually
Starting point is 01:03:20 so that's why I'm not the type of person to yell like wheelie it I remember and so you guys yell wheelie it and your guy winter down the guy loops it right there I would feel, it just wouldn't feel good because like when we were with Buttery Buttery always does it
Starting point is 01:03:35 But it's like there's always bikes When we're riding around California Every guy that comes by Papa Wheely It's a pretty normal funny thing to say But if what if one dude They really didn't know what he was doing Which Buttery would just love
Starting point is 01:03:46 Or anyone But like if someone looped it out Trying to wheelie Just because you said Papa Wheely I'd feel so bad I think that's exactly What people want that say Papa Wheley
Starting point is 01:03:56 Exactly Like They'd rather see a loop than a It's decent wheelie. That could be a series on this show, like a little bit, just called Wheely it. And it's us just reacting to people. Oh, my gosh. We need to start that.
Starting point is 01:04:10 Maybe we'll do it in the next pod. Do we have any idiot of the week? This one could be it. Oh, my. Come on, dude. He set me out for it. Ryan's the idiot of the week. Jumping into the pool.
Starting point is 01:04:25 Is that the one where he face plants and it's age restricted everywhere? Oh, my God. Yeah. only watched that one you like double front flips to the yeah I only could watch that once
Starting point is 01:04:36 if anything on Instagram says like do you want to see this video you know it makes you like verify I don't watch it oh oh this was different that one that one
Starting point is 01:04:49 that was a bad that's not him that was a different guy just cut that in that was a bad idea gone bad right there a bad idea gone bad Bad.
Starting point is 01:05:01 You know, because sometimes they can go good. Yeah. Parkour. Bad idea. Oh, bad. That's a fun slogan. That is a fun slogan. I found it.
Starting point is 01:05:11 I posted on Instagram, actually, and I said, Miss My Ruckus. Because it got stolen, by the way. Oh, my gosh. Why it looks like young, right? He throws the arm up. and this you did say that there's a lot of people
Starting point is 01:05:35 and this that was just a random person that posted it on like the snap map oh my gosh seriously yeah I think Jake was embarrassed to be fucking with you he stopped he's like I don't know that guy yeah then my ruckus got stolen were you able to really that thing good
Starting point is 01:05:51 or were you just we're just going for that was my favorite part is not really I was not I was not do it in front of a crowd of people good no what's going on you were just I was all hyped up, dude. I was leaving the dining center. I probably had three mom dues.
Starting point is 01:06:05 Dude, it's funny how, CJ just said, even Jake was embarrassed to be with you. It's really funny how when Jake got that, it was like a Thumb Star. Same thing as an SSR. Oh,
Starting point is 01:06:14 yeah, when he got that. That's a knockup of an SSR. Oh, no, I thought it was like a slightly, anyway, it's the same thing. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:21 I just remember when he could wheelie it. He would two foot down, to wheelie it. Tripod. And I remember being, like damn dude you're so good at it you know like oh i can't wait till i got a pit bike one day and be able to do that and then when we went to andrew carlson's and we rode real one-tens he had it down double your tripod just roll around oh look at it just circle all day how does he
Starting point is 01:06:44 do it and then i and then i and then i learned at a wheelie pretty quick and then i was like jake yeah just like take your feet off and like put him on the pegs he was like oh absolutely not like I can't believe that I was like I mean I did but I like that I looked up to the fact that he could do that like it was a real skill sorry Jake it's still harder than it's harder than than riding on wheeling yeah yeah yeah I agree gosh that's funny oh man well I really got to pee should we end on that idiot of the week Sorry It is tough Yeah
Starting point is 01:07:24 I'm honestly If you ever want to rip me For an idiot of the week You can Ryan just comes up with the whole podcast It's just diving deep into the idiot of the week That'd be pretty good All right
Starting point is 01:07:37 We're gonna wrap up We're headed off to Vegas this week So we'll be back Next Tuesday And the next Tuesday after that And the next Tuesday after that And for the foreseeable Tuesdays So please subscribe
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