Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV Merch in Mugshots, Reckless Driver at Golf Course, & ATV Race Reaction!

Episode Date: July 7, 2026

In today's episode the boys talk about who was the original Lightning Mcqueen and Ryan remembers his aunt had one over 10 years ago! We talk about the wild ATV race at Howards hole, and how mudding is actually pretty fun. Reckless driver at a golf course and everyone thinks it's ben. The boys have a heated debate about stopping under a bridge for hail, Ryans Fears of Dentists, Bens dream job and more. Enjoy! Shopify: Stop waiting for permission to build something. Your next revenue stream starts free at shopify.com/wideopen Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code LWO at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/LWO #bruntpod Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/wideopen #rulapod Don't sleep on [@ultrapouches]. New customers get 15% Off with code WIDEOPEN at http://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad  To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  

So I just really can't focus on anything other than Jack's freaking shoes. These are insane. When are we going to draw the line? I saw Snapchat's at like 3.30 in the morning of Ken's house just bumping. Don't ever get in trouble and wear your life white open shirt in a mugshot. I think being a dentist would be pretty satisfying. They're kind of like artist of the mouth. I think that'd be satisfied.

I like to think I'm the first one to lay pipe in Ken's house. Ooh. These are the shirts that you're going to be telling me. We're all a good blue snuckle by the 10. Dude. We are and we're only three minutes late. All right, Ken, start us up here. Welcome back to the Leftwood Open podcast.

If you don't turn that on, hear that lovely voice, getting you excited, welcoming you in. Ken, you should start doing, like, audio books. Yes. You should. Problem is I can't read. Yeah, you can. You can read. Yeah, I think anyone else here could maybe say that, but not you can.

No, you can read for sure. It'd be like what should take a one-hour book. would take me like four hours. No, I don't, I think you're larping Ben that, because Ben can't really. Holy shit. Holy crap. Bro, those pants are, deserve. They deserve a bonus.

They got one hell of a seamstrip at the Wrangler. Do you show that? Are you able to show that? I feel like, yeah. I feel like you should be. Don't zoom in on it. That's all I got to say. Yeah.

That is atrocious. I mean, it's borderline, though. Seating position was a little crazy too. I think I was about to stand up probably. I was just getting ready to get up maybe. I'm not sure what was going on there. Oh, dude. Sorry, fellas.

I don't want to necessarily talk about them while they're here, but what's going on down there? Dalton's getting his truck detailed in our shop. I mean, this is all good as far as I know. By three high school kids that he went to school with that are younger than him, like what an insane. He's outsourcing. I think they're...

I love it. I love it. He's outsourcing. They told me 180 they'll do my truck. I was like, eh, I think I'm doing a startup. It is. I'm sure they'll do a great job. Sorry, whatever.

Yeah, okay, so I like that. It was just, it was just funny. I was like, have I met any of you guys? And they're like, no, we're just here ripping on Dalton's truck. That's cool. And Dalton, the detailer is now outsourcing. Yeah, so I just really can't focus on anything other than Jack's freaking shoes. These are insane.

What? So sick. When are we going to draw the line? Well, Ben thought he drew the line already, and then he drew it again. He kept drawn in. Wow. Why do those crocs look like? Child size?

Yeah. They just look like a little bit. They look like Japanese shoes for some reason. Those are going to. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's what I was going to say. Why do they not look like actual crocs?

Yeah, they're just a little bit. Are they real crocs? They need more. More tongue on them. I think it's because of the wrap around like the perimeter. Oh, they got some weight to them. Because they're light up. Yeah, true.

Having light up shoes was lit. I had a couple pairs of light up shoes. back in the day. It's pretty unbranded. Yeah, yeah. Deny that. Is your brand Lightning McQueen? Yeah, I've taken it over. Does Disney know about that or Pixar? No, not yet. I'm sure I'll get something in the mail to you. Dude, I, uh, that Jack's going to get a season. Hopefully a check as opposed to a cease and desist. Yeah, so I just posted a reel of the Lightning McQueen Porsche on Instagram and now, now the other Lightning McQueen's are starting to fight in the comments.

Really? Like who was first? Yeah, yeah. It is crazy that after we wrapped your GT3RS, Lightning McQueen, I see a reel of another GT3RS wrapped Lightning McQueen. I think he was also doing donuts at a golf course parking lot, which is a pretty aggressive. No, that was not a Lightning McQueen one, but that was a red one.

Oh, sorry. That was a red horse doing donuts at a golf course. And everyone thought it was me, rightfully so. It is kind of funny because if you don't look, look closely. There's an orange car with white seats that could be mis... Yeah, an orange Corvette. Isn't it? Is it?

I think it was like a McLaren or something else. You're making me so fucking nervous over there, dude. I'm trying to get comfortable over here. This is a spot. Mike's figured out. But yeah, it's amazing. Even some of our good buddies have been like, bro, this was too

far. I agree. That was pretty aggressive. You sent me a Snapchat of your car this morning with a one word caption. Well, I think to be precise, said, this is so gay, L-O-L. And it was zooming in on my car sitting in the parking lot. Yeah, I swear I got just a one-word version of it, but yeah, either way. Oh, maybe.

Okay, but yeah, so, like, last night I was, like, Googling Lightning McQueen cars, just seeing, like, there's got to be a lot out there, and we obviously have five of them. Dude, there is. People, they've done it on Vipers, they've done it on Camaros, Porsches, BMWs, BRZ, Mustang. Like, there's a lot of people that have. ripped this this rat before which i just i didn't know look you do jack you're such a trendsetter i thought i was the first one to be honest they saw you did you actually think you're the first one

no no they saw the tesla and they couldn't help themselves check but i could see it i could see people getting in the comments being like i was the original yeah it's like what are we doing here guys i don't think anyone wants to admit to that yeah who that's what i was gonna say it you know you know who is the original the freaking lightning queen cars movie yeah and what's the cars came out in like 2005 or six or something. So I bet that there's a lot of people that aren't even on the internet bragging about it that have done this already. When the movie came out, believe my aunt had a Mazda Miata, red, Lightning McQueen

Wrap. No way. How have you been keeping this noise for some way? I don't know. There's everybody else. But she had it and she... Could you get a follow at one point? Not to maybe today, but...

I probably could. Yeah, I'll see if I can get it by the pod. But she had a sticker that. would go over like a window cling that would go over it when it was parked. Oh. So then she could have the eyeballs on it. Like a magnet. Yeah.

Yeah. But I think I seem to remember she got in trouble or something because it still had some banners. No, it had banners and stuff on it so the cops didn't like it. And she was, you know, like a middle-aged woman. So she was like, well, I'm not really trying to fuck with the cops. She had to like take some of it off. Makes sense.

But yeah, I'll see if I can find that. I kind of actually just remembered that. But it was so lit when I was a kid, dude. Dude, I bet. Your aunt's kind of a trendsetter. It is a great movie. It still is a great movie. Yeah, Jack stole that shit from her.

Newer ones, but... Yo, did you guys see the videos coming out of that, like, mudding four-wheeler? Yeah. What was going on there? Howard's hole. Those guys were literally just running people over.

They'd be, like, stuck on a body and just doing a burnout. But it's those people's... That was insane for being in the way. Like, get out of the way. Yeah, but even if I was a four-wheeler rider, I wouldn't be doing a fucking burnout. They're trying to win a race.

It's a race. fucking quad race. How much, how much you're like, how important is this race? It's not a super cross championship. Dude, when all the spectators are hammered getting in the way, run them over. It is their fault for getting in the way, but even,

I guess I would be like, there's a girl underneath my four-wheeler. I'm stuck on a rock and I'm doing a burn out on girls. Yeah, and you're using her as traction. Yeah, you can't run over girls. They were saying, like, yeah, the snowshoe meets,

uh, meets, uh, rednecks with paychecks, yep. I mean, I'd like to go to this. Like that, what is? What is that? He doesn't even give him a second, bro. And people were honestly on their side, too. They're like, I get accidentally hitting someone, but then continuing to train roll over

them. Coming up on her mega quad here, does. Oh, she rolls it all the way down. No, no, no. Doesn't quite get her. No. Oh, my gosh. Oh, that was not good.

Oh, shit. That was like worst case because she got so much more serious. That's a four wheel. That's not a quad. That's a full wheel. They really let any quads in, huh? Bro. Dude, she got some speed.

Are so dangerous. It's in all. It's so fun. I don't mean this in like, oh, you probably like quads. I bet you'd actually do very well at it. You'd get on a good quad. It would be great. Well, Evans ran so many hair scrambles.

Whatever can't am, like better set up. Yeah. It seems like fun. I thought that this whole event was crazy, just the fact that they were like using people as traction to keep going. But then I sat there and thought for another second. and I was like, hmm, I think it's even crazier that there's a four-wheeler dedicated race. And that many fans came out to watch, dude.

I was like, how am I just, why am I just hearing about this? There's a bunch. I mean, people race four-wheeler still? A series. Yeah, I mean, it's not popular. We just don't, we just don't have a deacon of the sport. How much money was on the line? A set of five-lock wheels.

A fucking case of keystone and a full take of gas. It was for the love of it, obviously. I'm all for it, dude. I think they need to bring back quads, but I just couldn't quite get behind the burnout on the woman. You saw that? Bro, that shit was insane. I was scrolling through TikTok.

I never saw burnout on a woman. I mean, they get stuck. They get stuck. And then they're just like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, just fucking rocking back and forth. Like, if that tire hits your skin is going to... I was less worried about the title, more worried about the chain and sprocket that's going to cut your leg off.

What about, like, the rock? that they're like in between like they're just where's that out on rocks in Indiana or something dude how are we just hearing about that's cool man I think it's so gnarly we got to pull up next year yeah absolutely I don't want to take us back in time here but this was my aunt's miata check out wow check out all hard that shit goes oh my gosh it's better than all of the ones we've done well I mean not the best fitment no kidding no that's red wheels and and the smile she still got it that's 2024 Hey, what?

Yeah, Ryan, this is insane. Sorry for tripping, but that's sick. That literally... I'm actually really sorry. Is the best thing ever. And the wing, the wing, too. Like, the wing we put on the TT is a joke. That wing's a jit.

Bro, that's the same wing as Mike's Viper. Yeah. And she even has the eyeballs. And the red wheels. And the mouth. Oh, my God. I think the mouth that makes it. I got to say this one way harder than I remember.

What? Holy shit. Right. You've really been sitting on me. I had been sitting on that. She still has it? Yeah. Dude, I didn't know you had an aunt that moved like this.

You didn't care to just mention that? Like, hey, my aunt has the same set up. You didn't have the same setup since 2012. Dude, I love that. Yeah, so she went with that. Added the wing later, added the red wheels later. Yeah, no, she's modding it.

Holy crap, bro. That's my bad guys. Honestly, I kind of forgot. Who is this? What's your relation to her? She's got great taste in cars. I'll tell you that much. My cousin, her aunt.

Robin. Honestly, I don't really know the exact connection, but Oh, wow. She's on. She's on my mom's side. Okay. You guys must be really close. She's on my mom's side. I mean, shit, the last time I saw the Miata, I, it was probably in 2012. That's awesome. That is, that's crazy. That's a crazy find right there. Um, anyway, back to four-wheeling because

four-wheeled. Yeah, I think we got to pull up. I think we got pull up next year. Where is it? And race, though. There's a lot of people. That was cool. And race. Do you want to run it? 100% All right. Let's get Ken in there too

on the Renegade. If all it is is running over people in the mud, I can do that. I did it to Mike. That one time on accident.

I saw a joke too. It looked literally like there's people everywhere and then there was just a stream of mud and everyone's like, that's just beer.

It was dry before they got there. Just beer and piss. Oh yeah, and piss. Dude, I bet those people are still digging mud out of their ears.

Yeah. Like when you're that muddy, and we do it about once a year, maybe once every two years, where we get head to toe covered in mud. It is always kind of fun. It's always fun. It's always a good time. I'm just going to get dirty.

You're like, I'm going to see how dirty I can get. Pop up the pick of us last year, three-wheeling. Three-wheeling. Oh, yeah. That was far. But you're digging mud out of every crevice of your body for the next three days. And then a quad-eye shower with the pressure washer. Yeah, we don't talk about that.

It might be good mudden season now. We've been having some storms. Read Timmer, the storm chaser, was in our area this week. We had funnel clouds ripping last night. No, he never did respond to us. I was kind of bummed. But I really want to go storm chasing. Yeah, we got to figure out how to get a hold of them.

I'm sure we can. I mean, Nel did it back in the day. It was kind of last minute. Let's just take the McQueen van and go rip. That's what I did think if he was like, yeah, you guys can come. Like, what are we, like, we're going to have to take our own car. I go, what are we going to sacrifice? We can't all fit in his,

I don't, yeah, whatever it's called. I think if the car's fast enough, you can just outrun it. You can just scuttle around it. Or if you got like a raptor, you'll be able to just bomb the field because that's the thing. Tornado can just change direction like that. You're stuck on the grid. TRX in the Twisters 2.

Twisters 1 was an iconic movie when he's bombing through the field in that truck. Yeah, and the beefed up. But it was making me think, I guess about two things. Actually, I had a meeting with Sidson. Whitney, Mike's wife, my sister, at our house. And I was like, I need to get her home before this storm. Like this big storm's coming. And so I go, you head home now, like, because it's going to get bad. And it ended up just sending her straight through the thick of it. I like, look at where she is. And it's Glendon. And then I look and it's like, tornado warning in Glendon, tornado on the ground.

And she's like, I call her and it's just like, where are you at? Just cutting across from Glendon Yeah, she's like, oh, I'm in Glendon. It's pretty crazy right now. But she said she talked with you. Yeah, and I was honestly, I feel bad because I was downplaying it. And then she FaceTime me. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's a funnel. There's literally.

Oh, really? Yes, she was driving around. I mean, you know, it didn't touch down or anything, but I'm like, oh, yeah, that was really close to being a tornado. Was it hailing? Some of the hail that Fargo got last night was massive. Like cue ball size is the biggest that I saw. I'm trying to pull it up, but the one Aaron had was massive.

Nick Rivers posted a Snapchat of a big. His piece of a hill. Much larger than a golf ball. So big ups for the roofing guys. Yeah, Jeff was, uh, he said he's like, you hate to see it, but. Damn, that is big. Yeah, that's going to fuck up your roof.

Um, you're baseball. You never know when you might need to save some hail for a cocktail. So with the hail, what's your guys's thoughts on stopping under a bridge to get out of the hail and blocking the interstate? Of course. If it's, wait, what?

I was like, if it's hailing and I, driving. And I happen to be pulling up to a bridge. Yeah, I'm going to stop if there's room. Are you going to stop in the middle of the road and block the interstate? No, you can't do that. And so that's where the thing. If you're the first guy there and you hit the shoulder, I think that's cool.

For sure. As long as you're not in the lanes. I think the only people that can do that are motorcycle riders. Everyone else is just a pussy and needs to just drive straight through it. I agree, Ken. Oh, Ken, not everyone drives a refrigerator. Yeah, bulletproof car. I was like, if you're driving a high-end car,

why would you keep driving? Then you just drive away from the storm. That's not exactly how it works. What if you're in it? Then you should be planning and watch the radar so you don't hit it. It's funny actually because the only... Ken had his car parked three hours before the weather even hit.

Yeah. If you're paying for insurance, use it. Ken is the most storm. Who's like, we need to get everything inside. Yeah, like a fucking... Yeah, the most storm conservative person I've ever met. There we go. If there is hail four hours away and there's a chance.

There's a chance that it could maybe, like a 3% chance. That's enough for Ken to be like every vehicle inside. I know. Dude, Alex is the same way. Like she made me get up out of bed last night. I put all your truck inside. I'm like, I don't think it's going to be fine. I do this all the time.

So I get up, you know, walk outside, put it in the back building. And yeah, I just knew it was going to be for nothing. It didn't even fucking. rain a drop you. No, I didn't. But, Ken's the same way. Like, I planned for that. Like, I knew, okay, I'm at home. Might as well just pull the car inside. And then, like, if you're driving,

that's kind of on you. Just use the insurance. What if you have to go to work and go home? Then you just use the insurance. Ken is such a system master. But not the shoulder of under the bridge. No, because then all you're going to do is jam up everyone else and you're going to fuck over four guys behind you. If you're on the shoulder,

then they can still pass. How would you mess them up? One person stops and then 15 other people stop. And there's just a straight-up trap. No, I'm saying you're pulling off the road on the shoulder. So you're not blocking anyone from going on. I'm looking for a little clarity on Evan because he's kind of on my side. You're a pussy if you stop. But I agree with the shoulder method.

What do you think about the shoulder? Let me pull a picture. And I guess, too, so you're talking full-blown big-ass hail. So you're a pussy if you stop in the middle of the road? Your hales or your car's taking damage hail. Yeah, that, yeah, a little harder to drive-thew, but you definitely can't be stopping on the road. No.

I guess what I was thinking of, too, like a storm. When we drove home from that racetrack a couple weeks ago, it was really, really, really hard rain, where even I had going like 40 miles an hour, I could hardly see the hood of my truck. But there were cars that were just had their flashers on and were basically just stopped. And it's like, all right, we're on the interstate, three lanes wide. You can't be in the fast lane, not moving or pulling off on the left shoulder of the road. It's just rain, be an adult and keep moving. I agree. I think Mike and I are just saying, like, you literally are not on the road.

You're just off on the fucking slant up of the bridge. But one person stops and then another person stops. And then it's a full-blown traffic jam. You're not blocking anything. This, I agree. This is such a good fucking debate. I'm so excited. I don't think he understands.

That's like the thing. If you stop in the way. It's stopping on the shoulder. Okay. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I still think you got to keep moving. Unless you're a motorcyclist who's like actually going to die. But if you're in a vehicle, as nice as the car is,

I think you have to keep. keep moving. You can't stop on the interstate. Okay. How about this? For no reason. Definitely can't. Can't block. If you're in a driving lane and you're doing that, I will hit your rear bumper. Yeah, no, that's just a safety hazard. I will push you. I will push you through there. No, even the rear end. That's way worse than fucking hail. Drivers who usually tend to be going a little faster could crash. Okay. What about this? What about this? Not in a bridge. Can you pull over? Gas station. Oh, I was thinking about that. Are you pumping? I would stay. Are you pumping? No.

Ten staying. Absolutely not. If you... Absolutely not. You shouldn't even walk into the gas station if you're done pumping gas while leaving your car at the pump. Go park somewhere else and get the fuck out of the way. You know, pissed off. I'm when I pull in and you got to wait for five to ten minutes.

There's a car park there. Someone's in there getting their fucking... What if you're filling up with gas? But you don't need it. No, no. I do it all the time, but I think I'm breaking the law. I leave the pump run and to fill up a raptor is going to take 10 minutes. I can go inside, come back out, and it's still not done pumping.

That is the point of fake. And God forbid it quits pumping while you're buying your fruit snacks. I mean, if it's 30 seconds, I don't eat fruit snacks. Sorry. But no, if it's like for 30 seconds or minute, I'm saying you stand by your vehicle for the 10 minutes to fill it, then you put the pump back, leave your vehicle parked at the pump and then go in the station. That sounds insane. I just run in, grab my drink. I come out.

It's almost done filling. It's probably done hailing. You've never seen that before? Yeah, yeah, they do that. Are you talking? Are we talking hail? Or normal. No, I'm saying in a normal day, people do that.

The debate has shifted. Interesting. I think people like that are just haven't made up their mind. And then they're just like, I better go get something. Okay, I have done that. It's a mind makeup thing. Yeah, but you're a customer of the gas station. They make money of you buying something.

So you're filling up with gas. Oh, well, it's filling up with gas. I'll grab something. Oh, that's fine. What's the problem there? No, it's when you're done pumping your gas and you stay parked. They have, like, most gas, gas stations have a shitload of parking spots, like up against the building.

You could fill your vehicle, pull up to the gas station, and then let that guy that's waiting in the parking lot to pull up to the pump in. It's just like a respect. I get you now. You're saying when you're done pumping gas, leaving your car sitting there is a Cheeto move. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I follow.

I agree. That pisses me off, actually. That's like when we're on road trips and the diesel guys go. Yeah. Well, because, you know, I'm dealing with the truck. and whatever, but when I fill up, I will have to piss so bad. I'll fill up the truck. I'll run in, grab my vittles, come back out, unhook the diesel, be like, all right, we're ready to go. I've done most of the work here. We're ready. And then Mike's just fucking, I'm going to go get a snack.

I'm like, what the fuck? Classic, classic. I'm at the Montana little slot machine. Yeah. That'd be half the time, I'd be like, well, I'm still in there. But if I called Evan and said, Yo, we're rolling, he'd be like, let me just burn this $100 in five seconds, and I'll be out. Nobody knows that to burn a quick hundred like that. What if I were going to say make a quick gas station stop?

Because I think I can stop pretty quick. Yeah, you're quick. Any other, like, controversial topics that are everyday occurrences? Blowing your yard clibbons into the road. Unacceptable. I mean, honestly, unacceptable. Blowing your leaves into your neighbor's lawn, like they're not going to notice.

That's bullshit. That's bullshit, dude. No, I think if you blow your Clemens out into the road, you got to like blow them back. Yeah. You don't have to blow them way back in your yard. You just got to get them off again, off the main road.

Victory lap. At least... Around the property, blowing them back in. At least get them onto the shoulder of the road. I know maybe people are really concerned about having the perfect lasers, but if you simply take the first three like passes of the mower and blow it into

towards your own lawn. Yeah. Now you can blow back and it's like not going to make it to the road. So it's kind of just ignorant to blow right out into the highway. I would agree. I don't know if that's controversial enough. I think everyone agreed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was intrigued. I knew the hail thing would. But I'm just surprised the hail thing got Ken because the only person I've ever gotten this video from is Ken. Is Ken driving his focus hours? Well, my car's fucked. My car's fucked. It's like hailing fucking dime-sized hail, maybe less. It's fucked.

And in that video, was I stopped under a bridge or was I driving? No. I just kept driving through it because I was like, well, you did. You did. You're like, it's fucked. So Ken maxes out whatever kind of warranty or insurance plan he's on. Yeah. If his door handle on his car even squeaks.

even squeaks the slightest bit that bitch is going back to the dealership they're paying for the transport there and back and then they're absolutely fucking literally you buy a brand new car you expect it to be perfect

CJ has that problems with the truck window and he's brought it back like six times and they haven't fixed it yeah but his is a little bit more convenient yours has got to go like seven hours that way and you're like I'll chalk up a whole day just to get that squeaky door handle fix I must have a different program for that. I mean the last, didn't you have to fly to go get your car the last time?

Oh, no, I flew because it was going to be easier to go get it. Didn't that what I just said? You flew to go get your car? It's still flying to get it. Yeah, because otherwise I would- Is going through TSA to get your car that's only two hours away? All I'm saying is... Otherwise, I got to have somebody drive me down there and then go pick it up,

or I can just hop on a plane in the airport. What was wrong with the car that time? But stainless steel panel on the bed was like coming de-glued. and it was like falling off. So I had to like ship it down to Minneapolis, get it replaced, and now the other side is doing it. So now it's get shipped back down to Minneapolis and get that replaced.

But with how you operate with wanting to maximize your warranties and whatnot, I had to bring you multiple times down there to pick it up when your Teslas were bricked. They would send a wreck or out, pick it up, bring it there. But then you were required to go down there and pick it up to the point where I'm like, Ken, you give me the fucking number

and I'm going to start bitching at someone. if this is covered under warranty, why are we spending five hours to go pick this up? Because they pay to bring it to the service center. They do not pay to bring it back to you. But that's what you argue with them about and say, I'm a loyal Tesla customer. That's how the warranty is written. If it has to be transported to the dealer for service, they will come pick it up, but they will not transport it back to you.

You are responsible for picking it back up. Oh, shit. I'm reading Hot Takes on Reddit, and they're like pretty basic. and then this one is just everyone should get free Xanax when they go to the dentist. That is an insane hot take. That is a hot take. I'm actually scared of the dentist. I've been to the dentist in like two years.

Really? Yeah. I went on a good stint there too. Like I was, you know, growing up, my mom would make me go every six months. And then I went like a good three years without going. Did you have cavities? What are you scared of? Yeah, I had cavities.

Yeah, I'm just worried that I'm going to like have cavities or. Why don't you want to get those fixed if you did have them? It's similar to like going to the doctor. Like you, you like. This is good news. Yeah. Yeah. When I've,

when I've had to go to the dentist, they have to, like, knock me out. I just pay the extra $500 for Anastasy. That's honestly, even for a routine cleaning? I haven't had a routine cleaning

since I was in high school. Oh. It's only when there's a serious problem and I need some shit yanked out. And then I go, send me to the surgery center and knock my ass out. It's kind of like one of those things

where you just do the routine cleaning that's kind of painless. You just sit there with your mouth open for 45 minutes. Then it is to just spend the extra money and do the surgery. I think, think the problem for me originally was we were so damn busy like i only will book an appointment like that on a thursday because i know that every other single day of the week is completely fucked right

and it sounds silly to say like oh i'm so busy i keep missing my appointments for a year or two right but let's just say we're putting ben's car up on a pole this for example it's a big deal that's only going to happen one time yeah i'm missing i would call in and be like sorry i can't make it i have much more important. Then I think I just Then they called and they go Hey bud you missed your appointment let's make another one And then I just like then they start calling You miss that call you're just so you're like I don't even want to just be

I just don't want to call back or what? The dentist When I was trying to get my shit Fixed it was like two months out every time you'd book and then I'd even run it by And we'd have nothing on the schedule yeah just do it on a Friday you'll be good then it would be Thursday before. Oh no, we're flying to Washington this weekend or whatever.

Like, all right, well, just call and reschedule. Okay, that'll be three months later. Yep. Again, again, again. So I'm saying. Oh, well. I think that being a dentist would be the best, like, doctor profession.

Like, you got to go through all that school. But, dude, they have the best schedules. Like, a dentist that's, you know, put in his time. They're working like two days a week. And it really does seem like a lot of, you know, when a, like, a surgeon has to come in, like, they have to, like, they show up because they need to do surgery, which a lot of dentists do. But most of the time, they just show up and go, yeah, everything's looking good. Or grab it with pliers and rip it up.

Yeah, but you don't have, like, anyone dying on your hands or, like, some life or anything. You need to save him right now. Otherwise, if you mess up, he's going to die. But even if it is looking bad. Even if it is looking bad, they're like, all right, this is standard procedure. We're going to yank the one and they charge this shit out of you. Yeah, but even though I was going to say, 500 to get knocked out seems relatively reasonable. So I see.

Yeah, because I think, you know, the insurance will cover some stuff, but because it's like not essential for the anesthesia, it's like five, six hundred bucks. Dental insurance is kind of fucked where it only covers a little bit. And then like you're responsible for everything else. No, like for me, I had to get it. I had to get a tooth pulled. They pay to get it pulled, but they won't pay to get it replaced. Because they say you don't need it. I don't need to go to the insurance, but I've already paid my deductible for the year,

so I'm going to just run it up. Yeah, I've been going to the dentist every week. I have insurance. It's covered. I already hit my deductible. He's an insurance maxer. Yeah, I don't know. I used to want to be a dentist, but I think being a dentist would be pretty satisfying.

One, like, schedule, two, make a lot of money, and then three, like, they're kind of like artist of the mouth. I think that'd be. I think that'd be satisfied. But you're always looking down into someone's mouth every day, which is going to stop. And then you got Cleet's brother who went dentist to YouTuber. I mean, I think he's still a dentist, but. Yeah, it seems like he's running a pretty good program. Yeah.

You know, like, I look at that of like, dude, this guy's running an awesome program. Yeah, that is pretty funny. Yeah, he's making content, but still doing dentist stuff, which, like, more than pays the bills, that's for sure. And he owns a car wash, dude. Yeah. My dream's always been known a car. car wash. And a NASCAR.

Really? He's kind of got it. I feel like you could kind of got it figured out. I feel like I would happily invest with you by the way.

What would you call it? Ryan's. Yeah. Would it be automated or would you have like actual hand wash? Or is it going to be like the thing where it's a touch

where it's like no, I think I think I'd like to do a mix where it's like the Buckees ones where you pull and there's a guy that stands there and pressure washes off your shit. And then it goes through Scratch Factory and then it comes out and then somebody wipes it down for you.

So, yeah, and we have a local one like called Don's and that to me is the best because at least if you power wash it before, the scratch factory isn't as bad. Bad. Yeah, I think it's, I think that'd be a sick program or just a nice, nice touchless car wash, you know, just like the standard. POS probably a better. Probably a better. And also you don't have to manage it as much. Yeah, but, dude, you guys have seen it. All the car wash is popping up, like the Tommies, the Zips, the Silver Star, they're all touch.

They're all scratch factories. Because most people don't really care about it. It's because they can pump so many more cars through those and they can't touchless. So much faster. Dude, Randy hits the scratch factory every single day. I do that every day. And I'm like, can we get you a touchless car wash pass so your car isn't even fucking dirty? You cannot go through the scratch factory

And then go back and then get that one It's dirty but dude every single day he hits a car wash That's pretty crazy I mean and Ken drop in that that he also does that He's a subscription maxer as well I go through the scratch factory every day But I've got a wrap on my I've got a PPF in my car So you just leave it in the sun and then it just like melts the scratches away

So you're saying that due to that PPF Say it would be hard to damage Well it is like coming off It's not something that's gonna withstand a Donut. Like a soft pastry wouldn't probably affect that. That's more of just a respect kind of thing. Again, it's like, I would drive that thing through hail.

I drive it through hail. Donate. A little bread? Not on my car. Dude, I'm all about still, I still use whale of a wash. You know, the true self-serve, like you can put quarters in. You can slide your card now. I'm all about those, right?

but gosh are they shitty like they're just grimy and musty it's like all I used before we had our own shop I'd always hand wash my car because it just would turn out better and I didn't want to use a touch but it's always like you're there they always kind of happen to be in a hood yeah they've gotten a little better

like maybe a homeless guy walking around and then there's like there's one dude just kind of chilling that you're kind of keeping your eye on as you're washing or the guy you know yeah the one I go to car wash perv. He's sitting over there. He's just watching guys bend over fucking washing their car,

hoping to get a show. I used like that style one. I just bring my own, my own mitt and then just only use the brush for my wheels. That's a good one. Bucket washing your car at the... No, that's what I do. I don't know where like it gets jammed up

and you're trying to use like the rinse, but then it's still spraying like soap or some shit. Yeah, yeah. It's just like this whole thing was a waste. get such a kick out of, so I come with like a bucket that already has water in it and soap in it and a wash. You bring your own water to a car wash mic?

Because in order to fill it up with the pressure washer, it's a pain. I just spray it with the foam and then use the foam that's on it. So then, you know, you eat up a dollar trying to fill your bucket up. But just come with water. I come with the mitt, right? Man, you must be driving really careful. I come with the supplies, yeah.

And then at the end, I just get a crack, cracked up at people watching me because then I pull out my leaf blower and start drying my car and they're like this guy's kind of got it figured out damn like i had no idea i really washer and just do it in your driveway but i don't like doing it in the sun yeah the sun actually it's kind of at night though where it's dusk yeah actually i don't mind doing a car in the sun but my truck in the sun is like i have to wash it in like six sections yeah so probably and you have to have four ladders i do it because it like magnifies it yeah right

yeah but uh i really do i like going to the self-serve wash we have in in cloquet it's got like six bays and then there's an outdoor bay it's like a big tower for the mud guys got to go well yeah i think they pretty much discouraged mud period but definitely at least for like rvies campers boat shit like that so my dad would always go there a couple times a year and give the boat a good rub down and he had done that you know a nice little sunday goes washes the boat about half hour later cop show up to the house and he's like going on here. Like, were you at the car wash?

He's like, uh, yeah. Apparently when he pulled out the fucking pressure washer hose looped around the boat motor. No! He yanked off the wall? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he didn't. And then he just like paid for it.

And it was like cool. I think the owner that car wash just like wanted it fixed and didn't really know what to do. So they like got the license plate, called the cops. Did they have video of it? Honestly, there could have been. The pressure washer is still wrapped around. trolling motor.

Yeah. So, I mean, he paid for it. He wasn't like, he just had no idea. It was just. That's funny. Yeah, he's probably, oh, shit, my bad. Oops. Have you guys ever seen anybody pull away from the gas station with the pump in it?

Pumping it? Yeah. My dad's done that as well. You've done it? What happened? I think I did it in my Lambo. In my hurricane. Okay.

I summer, I think I did in my hurricane. Something tells me it had to have looked insane, dude. Something tells me it just lightly fell out then because otherwise you would have told us. Yeah. No, I think it did. Okay. It didn't. It didn't pull the holes off the thing.

And drive away? Mike, I wasn't jumping at the opportunity to tell you about that one. No, I'm just saying, like, if it ever happened to somebody, I would tell them. But I so badly want to see it get, like, hooked in there. And the tension, then, doing, like, rip it off the gas pump. That's why they put, there's like a joint on the hose. They're meant to, like, break away. Yeah, they're break away.

So you didn't, when you did it, it didn't break away, it pulled out of your slot. Yeah, I think it just popped. I almost did it, a bushely. years ago. I can't remember I was in the hurry to do something, pump the gas while I was getting vittles, come back with armful of vittles, jump in the truck, put it in drive, start rolling away, and my girlfriend goes, are you going to take the pump out? I went, oh my goodness. Did you just say you were pumping the gas and you went inside to get vittles? That's what I'm telling you. It's acceptable if you're actively pumping gas while you're inside. You come back and then it's still

pumping gas and you put it back. Or even if it's finished while you're in there. It's not waiting for the pump to be done, then putting it away, then going inside. That's what's fucked up. I see. Okay. But either way, she saved me on that one. I totally would have drove off. I was stoked about that.

Yeah, tough look. I think one of our friends did it back in the day when they were coming out to the lake. They were like, yeah, we were just so excited. They were coming down to hang on the weekend. They drove away with the pump in the thing. I feel like I've seen somebody do it where it actually breaks it. Yeah, like breaks. It has like a joint, I think.

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You deserve mental health care that works with you. Not against your budget. You drove off with the nozzle and then get his reaction to it. But then he started driving an electric car. Way to go. That is, that's a funny prank, though. Yeah. Now you just have to deal with an extension cord.

True. Yeah. That's pretty funny, too. One of my buddy's cars got struck by lightning. McQueen? Cajal. No. No, he's just driving down the interstate to the lake.

He got struck by lightning and started on fire. What? Yeah, burn to the ground. Oh, what? It would be insane. Yeah. You almost forgot to add that part. What did it strike?

I think like the hood or something. And it started on fire? Yeah, I think it started an electrical fire. And then I think like two summers later, he was parked on the street that you and I live on. And then his car got sideswiped by a trump driver. Oh, that's tough. See, he's had some bad luck with cars. Real good guy, too.

Getting struck by lightning is. Yeah, I wonder what he's like. What are the odds of that? But you're more likely to get struck by lightning. like five times than you are to win the lottery once or something like that. I have heard that maybe. I'll take those. But you can buy more than one ticket that helps you out.

That's true. One in 1.2 million. Oh, wow. That's, odds are slim. No, that's not. That's slim. Over the course of an 80-year lifetime, it's one in 15,000.

That seems shockingly low. This is chat GPT. Are they only polling people who run around with metal, Was this like the knights wearing suits of armor? Okay, so are you aware I heard this? But I thought I heard if you get struck by lightning once, you'll like get struck again. You're more likely it is more likely. That's what I thought Ben was saying.

Because you still have it in you or something? Like you're just like you got that lightning in you. Just permanently in you. Now you're just attracting it more or what? There's got to be something about you that attracts it. Yeah. Isn't that what they say? I've heard something like that.

Yeah. You get struck by lightning once. You're likely struck again. Dude, you got to have like a higher frequency after that, though. You got to be rolling around a little different. You got to have fucking energy. You get struck by lightning. That's an news.

That's for life. The only, you don't need anything after that. You're just good to go. The only thing that happens after you get struck by lightning is you're more likely to get struck by lightning again. You got to move. You got to be just like,

oh my gosh. This sucks. Chat. Chat says, yes, you are, but only because people who get struck by lightning are typically more outdoorsy or. So it's just. your life. Like they're saying a park ranger,

a golfer or golf or golf course employee, a roofer, farmer, utility worker, or mountain guide are the most likely to get struck. There's a, uh, there's a park ranger. I want to say in like Yosemite that's been struck by lightning like seven times. Can you look that? He looks like

how is he alive? As soon as the weather and you have a teenager, he hunkered down. Royce Sullivan is a park ranger who got struck seven times. Is that lucky? Strikes are attributed to spending decades outdoors. Dude, talk about trust issues. Doesn't it, like, show, though?

Like, if you get struck, doesn't it, like, don't you have, like, scarring or something? Well, what's the likelihood of living through getting struck by lightning? They should put a little fucking metal tip in their hats. Oh, wow, so he doesn't even... He's looking pretty chill. He's looking pretty strong. He's actually only 27 years old, though. It, like, hyper-aged him.

You hear about, uh, I think it was the first major golf tournament that John Daly ever won. So when he was, like, a kid and bro. some kid got struck by lightning on the driving range and he donated his entire winnings to like the family or that kid I think the kid live but whatever like donated every which is pretty cool wow that's a fun can we get a fact check on that that's really cool sorry I wasn't paying attention I don't daily's first tournament major sending you notes lightning thank you thank you it was a spectator was struck by lightning don't see anything about what you're saying though oh no yeah daily donated

thousand to Weaver's family for a college fund for his kid. I think the cool part is the first time John Daly won any actual money. So it was, yeah, like a really big deal to him as well. That's really cool. Do you see his Dunkin ad? He's like, ask for a daily style with just a little bit of room at the top. Yes. That's funny. Dude, he's really made a career out of being a drunk

golfer. Yeah. Living the dream. And I bet so many people told him that he would not be able to do that and he did it and then kept doing it. The only thing I kind of have with John Daly is, like, I love John Daley. I think he's hilarious, everything he's done. But sometimes when you hear the statistics of, like, what he says he consumes in a day, I'm like, I don't think you drank, you know, 48 Coca-Cola's and then had, like, 72 beers. Like, I just don't even make sense. A lot of liquid.

And, like, five packs of cigarettes. I'm like, that means you literally do light one and throw it, but, like, there's, like, not enough time in the day to smoke seven-packed. with cigarettes or something. I don't know. Some of the stats just seem high, but I don't want to overthink it because I think he's a great guy. Like Ryan, your dad goes through an absurd amount of coax, but he only drinks like a quarter of it and then he starts a new one. It's like, is that what John's doing? Well, I don't personally know my guy, John, but if the reason Randy only drinks partials is because he doesn't want to drink, he's trying to cut down on how much he consumes. But he goes, if I'm going to have a sip of Coke, why have one that's been sitting on a

two by four for an hour, I might as well have a fresh eat. The first sip is the best. I mean, I can relate with my mom do, but yeah. That first, yeah. So the total number of coax is probably the same, but the quantity of that Coke is diminished. Yeah, to say that he's probably, he might take down

eight Coca-Cola's in a day, but he's really only consumed five. So is that what John is doing? Like, is he ripping five packs of darts, but he's only taking one puff off of them? Yeah, could be. It reminds me of in an interview when Snoop Dog said that he smoked 80 blunts a day

and for the longest time the internet was just like bro what the 80 blunts and then he said people were acting like I'm some sort of machine I was exaggerating it's probably more like 15 which is that's much more realistic every famous person needs

Micah around to call them on their shit they're doing an interview with fucking like well you can't you can't go on public and say you drink 70 beers a day if you're not actually drinking 70 beers. And that will take one sip off the Coca-Cola.

Like, that's fine. You can't be doing that with beers and claiming 70 beers. No, definitely not. Definitely not. I go to the bar, I just sip off of 12 beers. I just slam 12 beers. The only person I really believe the crazy statistics on is Andre the Giant. Yeah.

He's got too. That's crazy. Bro. Do you ever see the picture of the beer can in his hand? It looks like a mini pop. Not even eight out, six ounce pops. Apparently, like, when they would drive them to like, the shows in the limo he would

crush like a fucking, I don't know if it was like a 12 pack or a 24 pack just on the way there. I see that, yeah, it was like an hour drive and he just crushed a 24. Like, no problem. Man, imagine if your girl, they hit it Andre the Giant before you. Oh. Don't imagine that guys. I was

just thinking how much piss that guy must have but yeah, I wouldn't like that neither. You guys been hearing about all the heat in Europe? What kind of heat? I guess it's just like really fucking hot there. Yeah, like, like the The weather is hot. Can somebody tell me about the super El Nino or El Nina?

No. No. It's all bullshit. What's that? Big weather came up with it to have more to talk about. I don't know. I think it's like, it's going to be a wet year.

It is so far. It's been pretty wet if you ask me, dude. It's been raining all week. It started super dry. I don't know. Are we that far off of like a normal? You can't check that. Like,

at least for our neck of the woods. I got a hot take up. I got a hot take coming up, but I got to verify the facts. Oh, I'll take it. I'm just saying it. was super dry for a bit, burning bands, all that. Now it's like raining a couple

times a week. I don't know if it's that gnarly. I actually did look it up last night. We're actually less than normal for June. But it does seem like it's been raining every single day. Quite a bit. All right, Ken's got a hot take for us. Okay. US has all this air conditioning

because it's so hot in Europe and they're so cheap. They don't have air conditioning. Okay. In 2024, 62,775 people died from the heat. Oh my gosh. In Europe? And Europe has more heat deaths than we have gun violence deaths. Oh my gosh. 4,000 people died from guns last year.

And they had 60,000 people died to the heat. That's insane. Hold on, no. Where are you going with this? He's just saying that Europe, it's not all it's cracked up to be guys. USA, rah, rah, rah, throw the tea in the ocean. Europe bans guns, but they need to ban the heat. Yeah.

Wait, are you saying that? They don't need, they don't need, universal health care, they need universal air conditioning. You just need freaking air conditioning. That's crazy. Are you saying they don't use AC because it's bad for the environment? Yeah. Oh, really?

Yeah, they try to say it's bad for the environment? Yes, technically, but not really. I think if you use an air conditioning system 24 hours a day for your entire life, you put out less pollution than a jet does in takeoff. So like. So Mike, how does that make you feel? I like air conditioning. jets you've bought for us. Oh yeah so many. Yeah Mike you got to offset your carbon footprint.

I'd have to like you're gonna have to start AC for the rest of your life. Yeah I was like we'd have to fly a jet like every time we ever fly again to even offset like one year of Taylor Swift's touring. Don't bring the Swift dude just think about how much noise you bring to all those fans. Um dude honestly I couldn't do it like straight up no AC I wouldn't be able to sleep I'd be I'd look like hell I'd look even worse than I already look right now. Just fucking... He wouldn't be able to sleep. When he told me the other day, he goes, yeah, so we're staying at Alex's dad's Wains, Wayne keeps it like a fridge in there.

And he's like, and I still don't sleep with covers and I still sometimes sweat. It's a little hot. Which is crazy because I run colds. Yeah. I don't know what it is. It's been pretty crazy, but I have not ran AC yet this year. How? It's been cool at night.

You kind of get used to it. You pop open a window. Open the windows and it is and get the house down to. Like 60. Like, we haven't been having nights that are 80 degrees, really. I mean, maybe a few, but not enough. DJ is like, how is he doing? I had the door open when I was staying at my, my parents' house,

well, my house is still being remodeled. In the winter, I would open the door. There's a sliding glass door in the room I was staying in. I would open it and, like, cool the room down in the middle of winter. Probably just makes the fucking furnace pump hotter because you're confusing the... It's an old house. It's an old house. There's not like central air or anything like that.

It's just like a... You just turn the thing and it's like a floor heat thing for the room. So I just turn that off. Yeah, I don't know. I just, I like it cold. I might have gotten acclimated to the heat over the past few years though because the room here is hot. You definitely a hot box. But I think, I mean, it's like, it's probably a good thing.

Like that means like if we're traveling or wherever, you're like, oh, I thought it's fine. Yeah, you're definitely better off. You're less temperamental. But Mike, would you agree? Every time we go somewhere, you switch the opposite beds and you make me go by the AC because you're like, I like it way too cold. Dude, I have my house at 70, and I still am a little chilly. Wow. I just run cold.

So whenever we're at the hotel, I always make whoever I'm with sleep close to the AC. And it's usually someone like, well, Evan, you've, whatever. But Gavin's like, sick, we're going to be able to get the freaking snowflakes to fly out of this thing? And I'm like, oh, gosh. Yeah, Gavin runs. Because he runs really hot. I kind of do that to Spenny, too. Yeah.

I always said it too cold. Yeah. It's freezing up here. Like, it's really. We're running a podcast. We'll turn the AC down. But then it gets, it stays on. So when I'm up here in my office editing on a Thursday, my office is like 62 degrees.

You can't close your door off of it. And your steak is too buttery. No, no, it's cold. It's cold, dude. It's cold, bro. I'm sitting there just like shivering. We've got more air conditioning in this shop than we ever had. And boy, is it nice.

It's nice. It's a crazy. It's a great. We used to be sweating our guts off. There's no shirt on up here, just dogging it on a Thursday. It used to be like, it would get up to like 90 degrees in here. One, we had the doors open a lot more in here, and then it gets humid. You trap the humidity.

You can't cool it down at night. The slab gets warm. But I actually, I've been seeing different guys, like smaller YouTubers and they'd be like, um, how do I cool my shop? I'm like, dude, $2,000 on a mini split is the best money you can spend it. Dude, I slept over at Ken's house, actually, this weekend. Ryan did, too. to go.

Oh, yeah. His house was a little hot. Like 68. I had a hard time. Really? But it was very nice. Your bed was fantastic, Ken? That's what I said to him.

It was like, you should have been more drunk. I just passed out, dude. I saw like Snapchat's at like 3.30 in the morning of Ken's house just bumping. Yeah. But I didn't recognize a single person in the Snapchat. Who were those people? Just the neighbors.

So, yeah, Ken, I'm looking around. probably like two in the morning at this point Ken's gone he went upstairs a while ago he's just used to have him people literally the speakers are like the whole house is shaking and he's nowhere to be found I'm like tired I wanted to go bed an hour ago

but these people walked in so I was kind of like trying to talk whatever and then I just was like all right we're just going to go upstairs and go to bed so me and Alex go upstairs we're getting our room the fucking bed was shaking because he has so many subwoofers in the ceiling underneath it so Alex like, I can't do this.

Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I'm like, they'll leave eventually. Like 30 minutes, maybe an hour later, they finally dipped out of there. Did you lose anything in the process? Like a, like a vase or something? No, but I like to think I'm the first one to lay pipe in Ken's house. Ooh.

I don't know if I'd say pipe, but I'd say straw, maybe. A little straw. Maybe like a toothache. Mediocre wienering, perhaps? Nope. Well, you have to ask Alex. At best. It's pretty good.

So anyways, I like to, yeah. Ryan? I definitely beat Ryan. Ryan? They did do a fantastic job making the bed the next day. I couldn't even tell you guys slept there. I thought you were just out. Sorry, we stripped the bed.

We were like, you're going to want to wash the sheets. Oh, I bet. You want to know something is Alex, you and Alonra left before Alex and I, and Alex was like, I don't think that Ken wants us to strip the bed because I doubt he wants to remake it or wash the sheets. So then Alex put it back together, perfect.

Dude, it was comfy beds, though, dude. It was comfy beds. I heard pretty good reviews. Yeah, I've been hearing them. actually from multiple sources they must be pretty good hey what can I say it's been for guests

Casa Casa de Ken Cosa day can Quite the hosting place Something late for lunch today What are we having Lasagna No I absolutely love it

And it's completely up to Who's eating Like on what your portion is But they stop about an 80 degree day And a fucking lasagna French bread lunch That'll really slow

a fell it down. 80 degrees with 80% humidity. You know, it's very first world problems to I'm not actually complaining. Just stating that it's so fucking good I'm going to overheat. It really is how it happens. Yeah, it will do that to you.

Like some of those heavy meals, you're like, dude, I mean, I don't even eat this good on Thanksgiving for some of those when she really balls out. Even CJ, we just have the like the little kind of inside joke where it's just like, oh yeah, something like where it's like pot roast

and mashed potatoes and Just a full Thanksgiving spread stuffing or whatever. Oh, yes. Something like. A salad to start, a big slice of carrot cake to finish it off. Do you guys see that video of that guy at Pike's Peak just missing the corner? Can we watch that? That's pretty violent.

That looked. He was okay though, right? He is so lucky that he, like, just watch it. I mean, that's the beauty of a, you know, quality. I don't know what that one I'm watching here. This is a mudslide? Yeah. Is this a mudslide?

This isn't what I mentioned. show you guys but I'm intrigued trying to figure out what's moving and what's not holy shit what what is why are they still standing there how is this happening excessive rain on a steep slope here we go oh my there's an in my oh gosh oh my gosh dude he got so lucky that he didn't fold it around a tree dude like no major trees he's chilling what It looks like a really expensive race car. I think it was a Porsche.

It looks like a McLaren. You're probably right. I'm good. I mean, think about one being a spectator. See this guy, I want to go back to the in-car, leave this bankman in fifth gear. Four-year, he just clicks fifth and misses it. Like, you have to be like, I'm going to go peel this guy out of his car. I wonder if he blacked out and tried to downshift?

That seemed like a random time. to grab fifth. Well, I think he didn't know that there was a corner there. I'm assuming there's so many fucking different corners, he just made a mistake. But, uh, yeah, what a crazy race to be running. Where is

Pike's Peak? Oh, it's in Colorado. It's 20 kilometers long. I wish Spenny was here to tell us how far that is, but it's a pretty 14 miles. 15 miles, 14. It's missed a corner. Pretty freaking crazy, though. I'd love to go watch Pike's Peak. I think it'd be really interesting racing.

honestly. I think just rally racing is probably the coolest type of car racing, there I say. I think it's got some of the highest consequences. And that's why I think, I think you're on dirt, you're sliding around. The only bummer is it's timed,

not bumper to bumper. Yeah. I don't know, I guess. But sometimes they'll still end up dicing or like racing because don't they do like launches every minute? Yeah, you can catch up. Then yeah, you can get into battle. But they do it around here.

They do the Ojibway rally. But I just, I just don't want to hop in our shitty Subaru and wrap it around a tree. Like I just, I'm scared. It's pretty crazy how little you like see or hear about rally. Now that Ken Block isn't around. I mean, him and Travis Pastrana, but

Yeah, it is true. Ken Block more than Travis Pastrana. Like Travis Pistrana does so many things and he's legendary in so many things, but that was kind of Ken Block's name to fame. You could call it where you know, he took that and then went with like all the Jim Conno from there. So you'd see like these rally cars and like these viral moments where rally just didn't have that before Ken Block. And now you just, you don't see or hear, at least I don't.

Maybe the sport's still doing good. But I hope it is. Which is kind of just like it just shows like the impact that he had on it and the difference that he made. So imagine it's another one of those racing sports that is extremely expensive to do with. not a lot of return. Yeah, dude. Which is all racing, I'd probably... Yeah, like, the racing didn't get any less

badass. Like, I follow a handful of, like, photographers that shoot the rally events, because it's just some of the sickest photos ever. Like, it's still sick as hell, but yeah, there's just no social hype behind it. It's hard to spectate. Yeah. You know, because, like,

you go to a part on the racetrack, and you might see them for eight seconds. Yeah. You know, Zoom. It's basically a thing you have to watch in TV or you have to just watch the recap of it after the fest. It was pretty cool when they do like the head to head at

X games. Yeah, that was cool. Oh, that was cool. That was probably like... Which is almost like, when I think of what rallying is, almost not back, but it was cool to watch. It was really cool. It was super easy to just digest because it's just a 1V1 race.

It's like pretty apparent what's going on. They should bring that back. But I also feel like everyone in X games is always like, they should bring this back and this back. Well, they obviously don't do it because of money and this and that, but they should bring it back. Yeah, I mean, well, they just probably don't do it because of like spectator desireability. But it was different. When it was at like the LA Coliseum, I think is where they'd do it.

But yeah, they'd go like in and out. Like now X games, I'm pretty sure like since COVID is like just in different locations. Yeah. Or I mean, like different events are just in different spots and it's all spread out. So in a way they could have a sick rally. But then, you know, spectating. how are you going to oh it's not all in one spot anymore really no unless things have changed again recently but yeah like moto x was out at sleigh ground oh and then they'd have like skate park

built somewhere somewhere and then kind of like olympic style yeah kind of like that yeah but who knows maybe now things will be back to our mind yeah we kind of yeah we kind of hit the last couple sessions when we went to u.s bank two years in a row where they did it all in one stadium dude that was lit which that was lit too but it's it's It's cool when they can spread it out a little more. That's got to be such a nightmare to get all the logistics lined up for in one spot like that. Because then you got like the skate ramp, then you got the skate park like bowl, and then you got Moto. And the mega ramp.

It was crazy when you'd look at it in the bank stadium. How much space Moto took up. And then it was like the BMX dirt jumps was just this little sliver. The skate parks look tiny. Like if you're not down there by them, it was a lot. it's just like crazy how the space would get used. Skating's hard to appreciate from 500 feet away. It is.

And the skate park looked tiny and then once we finally rolled up there, we're like, oh, this park is massive. I'm just glad they're still doing it. It's crazy now. It's like teams. I can't even talk too much because I don't know exactly how it works, but now they're doing multiple X games. It's like a series.

Which makes sense. Teams. Yeah. And then you get like a sponsor and you basically hire your riders or like professional. athletes would be paid. Like the Vikings paid. They're... Interesting.

Yeah. So it's like... They're just trying to evolve. Yeah. Very interesting concept. See, like, how it goes. Like, this is the first year they're doing it, but definitely interesting. Who owns it?

ESPN. ESPN did buy it at some point. I don't know if they still do. Sold it off. Hmm. It's crazy. I just saw Dave Portnoy just, uh, released his book. And I'd completely forgotten that he'd sold his company for like a couple hundred million.

Barstool? Yeah. It was like 80 million or something I thought. Yeah, look, fact check it, because I just saw this pop up on my, on my feed. X-Games is owned by a private capital, no. $5151 million. And then he bought it back for a dollar. What?

Craziest business move of all time. He got the bag and the cake at the end. And are you able to elaborate on how he did that? I actually was unfamiliar on. He sold it to, I think, Penn, right? Penn gaming, which operates like casinos and sports books and a bunch of other stuff. And he was essentially costing them more money by like being a part of their publicly traded company. He was controversial.

He would go on and say something controversial. It would, you know, crash the stock price or something like that. But essentially what the big deal was is I think ESPN came to Penn and they were like, hey, let's do a gambling deal together that was worth like several billion dollars. Yep. And they were like, well, we can't because we're, you know, essentially in bed. with Barstool Sports. So they were like, okay, we have this billion-dollar deal, but we can't do it because of Barstool.

We could sell Barstool and go through, you know, probably a year of that, or we could just take this deal right now that's on the table, give Barstool back to Dave Portnoy, and then everyone wins. Half a billion? They won Dave won. He got it back.

What the? But Barstool was losing money, so, like, they couldn't, like, you know, probably get as much money out of it as they wanted. And then they were like, well, all right, this is going to take a long time to do that when this deal might fall through. So it just made more sense,

which is crazy. And I did see in there that they had, there's a clause that if Dave ever sells again, Penn gets a cut of the second sale. But the ESPN deal that Penn made, they shut that down in 2025. What? Really?

Shit, dude. It only lasted two years. Wow. How much was that deal worked? Who's running Penn? A bunch of morons? It was valued at $2 billion over 10 years, but it only lasted two years.

Well, big ups to Dave Portnoy then. They love his pizza reviews. One bite. Yeah. Everybody knows the rules. I love that video when he, I don't know when this was in the last couple of years when he went into the office. And he was like, nobody around here does anything and I'm going to crack down and figure out what's going on. And he just started ripping on people.

And then he's like, what are you doing? Why did, you didn't even show up yesterday and just, he's just roasting everybody. and they're all like 25-year-old kids, essentially compared to him. And it was just hilarious. And then you kind of realized that was why Barstil was losing money. Yeah, there was just people there.

Just, yeah. What are they doing now? Like, what is... Well, that's the thing. If you actually... I mean, I don't think it's what it used to be. If you actually get into the nitty-gritty, they have like side shows,

spinoff shows, talk shows, podcast, comedy shows. High noon. They own high noon. Or surfside. And he also has a... His dog, Lucky, lucky something.

Lucky strike cigarettes? Ooh. Yeah, they definitely got a lot going on. Yeah. Not saying that. A crazy amount going on. But, like, is it? Yeah, like what?

Have like a grasp on the internet like it used to? No. I don't know if we can show it. Everyone wanted to talk about it. We can cut it. But do you guys see that clip I sent yesterday, the Instagram real? Yeah, that was pretty crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. We just don't. Oh, we don't have to show it. Yeah. I wonder what the hell was up with that. Yeah, that was insane. That'd just come across your feed? I actually got DM'd it, and it was captioned Life Wide Open.

I'm like, well, I got to see what's going on here. I don't know the context. I don't know who was in the right or if they're both in the wrong, but, you know, it was just a couple of chicks fighting, and the one throwing down was wearing a Life Wide Open hat. She came out of nowhere, too. Just, yeah. If you're going to fight in your Life Wide Open gear, we'd prefer that you win.

Yeah. Please don't. Yeah. But if... I think she did secure the dub. Yeah. It's hard to say, I mean, I was pretty confused watching it like what was going on, you know, without the context of who's fighting for who, you know, who's still who's man. Yeah, exactly.

You just really can't tell when there's that much fist swinging. And it's kind of the same thing. Like, don't ever get in trouble and wear your life white open shirt in a mugshot. Do we have any out there? You should send it to us. I mean, most people don't get to wear T-shirts for mugshots, I feel like. I've seen a couple of the guys like the body kit. The chick gets arrested.

All right. Tits out. No, Mike, they usually have to wear orange Oh, yeah What the fuck? You don't get to wear a t-shirt? Maybe it's different elsewhere, but I know like around here Typically the mugshot is like when you're getting booked into jail

Before you have to like... I know you wear your normal clothes. Right, right, right. We have seen a few like... Code blue cam, you know, videos of people wearing Life Wide Open Gear stuff, doing some bad stuff. Please don't do that. I love...

be a good representative of the brand. I've seen the life fight open stuff and a lot of bike life. Oh, yeah. Yeah, which is fun to see. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, that may be, I was like, I guess if you get jammed up doing a wheelie, then maybe it's kind of cool, especially if you're wearing the legalized wheelie shirt. That literally has a muck shot on it.

Yeah. I just can't believe, yeah. I feel like we'd see that. Yeah. I got this video of some Tom Foolery on a motorcycle. Oh, gosh. Oh, is this a Karen trying to stop it? it?

Yes. I'm watching this and I'm like, what the hell's going on? And then I realized that this bitch is trying to stop him on the motorcycle. At first it looked like she wanted to be there, which is a horrible place to be whether you do or don't want to be there. What is this, is this Bobby?

Is this Bobby on the bar? At this point, when she's hitting him, she pretty much is, I feel like in the wrong. Like, I don't. He's pretty quick on it. And then the cops come and, of course, go after him, not the fucking crackhead in the street, but Denver.

Do better Denver. does this play out? That was the end of it playing out. Cop runs up all pissed off. But I don't really know why it started, but I remember seeing this video off the original. And I'm like, what the hell is this biker doing with this chick on the front?

I mean, this was pretty hard to. He ripped a pretty solid heater. This was pretty hard to argue on his, his point of like, yeah, she was just attacking me when he just does the gnarliest. Burnout.

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with her yeah he definitely committed to it yeah he committed to it I think it was barking so you know how loud that was between the buildings and everything like that environment yeah what's going on out there and then you look out and you see a crack head hanging from the front of a bike.

I'm not so solo as a crackhead. It could have been just a good old-fashioned Karen. It could have been a Karen. Just a good old-fashioned Denver Karen. I just have the most random stuff written down in my notes. Same. Like, I just have CJ while we were at dinner the other night. CJ to Justin.

Yo, Justin, you should start feeding Hayes, which is his one-year-old son, liver. Ted's serious. He's like, you should start feeding him liver now. Have you guys been seeing the people that eat the, So we just put meat in the jar and let it fester for like three months. Just like aged meat. Yeah, I've seen it. Don't do that.

You guys don't think that's a good idea. Do you think it's a good idea? Like where it gets all moldy, then they cut the mold off effectively? Pretty much, yeah. Does the mold cook it or something? Like with the heat? No, it like ages it, but that's not how you're supposed to do dry ageing, I don't think. I also have written down at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if we got GTA 7 before GTA 6.

pre-orders. Yeah, we talked about that last week. We did. We're excited. Evan, why the fuck does somebody pre-order a digital video game that doesn't sell out? Perhaps it would be that your download is absolutely locked in the second it goes live. That does kind of make sense. Yeah.

Which still seems like you'd have a long, yeah, I don't really know. And maybe they have some form of incentive. I don't know. I haven't looked into it, but maybe there's a package that you can get where when you you start the game, you have a car stuff. But why, if the game isn't going to be released for another four or five months, what is the point of doing the pre-order now and not just in another two months or three months? I mean, I agree.

I would say the same thing I already just said, is maybe there's a package that gives you some shit that people would want. I don't know why. Or just want to look at it on your call. I remember looking this up and it was like for those who want to financially plan, like spend the money now and not later. which doesn't really make any sense. But I mean, I love that idea.

At the end of the day, this game is so anticipated that people just want it to hit their downloads the second it goes live. I'm going to have to buy a hard drive just to download the standard. You probably will. I thought it's... I thought it's over a terabyte.

Jack, get on in here. I guess if CJ hasn't coming back, come on in, bud. Yeah, take a seat. I want you to show off your... Stomp on in here. Fug and shoes off to the cameras. Because, like, at this point, like, what's a call of duty? like four or five hundred gigabytes?

Yeah, I think 400. And I thought that this was like absolutely shit on it. Chat saying 250, but I... What do they know? Jack, so if you know, you just got to keep the mic close to you. You can wear the headphones if not. Perfect. Yeah.

It's going on, Jack. I'm just hanging around. I have a controversial take from Jack yesterday at lunch. Okay, let's hear it. He said, poopies is his favorite jackass. He did say that. I love that. You know who would love that, too?

Poopies. Nothing against poopies. I just, when I think of jackass characters or personalities, he's like not even. No, he's not even on the agenda. That's a new age, new age jackass fan, a thing. Yeah. Which I think is, that's a fun take. But did you see it?

I haven't seen it yet, no. But I watched, I don't know if you guys saw the one with poopies where he went to Danny Duncan's house and filmed the video with him. That really made me like an actual fan. So yeah, what is the, what's the new jackass like, Ev? because you went and saw it, right? Yeah. It was kind of like a lot of just reminiscing over the years

from the very start up until the current. So they kind of narrated like some old bits, some uncut footage, a little bit of new stuff. Definitely worth the watch. So they just reused old footage? Or did they show like things that they never released? They showed stuff they never released. But if you were like a jackass fan and like...

Oh, you know the lore of it. Yeah, or like you could find the clip. are like out there online somewhere. It was just never, like, released on MTV. I mean, maybe there was some stuff you had never seen, but I'm a big jackass fan, and there was nothing that popped up where I'm like, that was old, that I'm like, wow, I never knew that happened.

It's all shit you would have heard them talk about in a podcast or you've seen the clips or whatever, but it was cool, like kind of just going through memory lane, if you will. I mean, because what is it, 20-something? Crazy. Well, I think it's very, very, very late 90s, actually. I think it was started. So, 99 would be, what, 27 years ago?

So you think they're done? Yeah. Yeah. They really did. They really did. Well, especially because they really didn't do a lot of new stunts. Like, Stevo, Knoxville, those guys were, like, not out there getting fresh footage hurting themselves.

Like, you could tell that ship is kind of sailed, which is understandable. Yeah. They've had a hell of a ride. What did Steveo just do? Oh, I just watched Stevo for a David Dobrick bit, put a fishing hook through it. his cheek. You guys see that? That was like an OG bit

in Jackass too. Yeah. And then he just ran it back. Yeah. Dude, what was... What was crazy... I guess not to spoil it

in the movie, but they, originally they had like a professional piercing guy come out in the boat with them and they pierced them with the fish hook and he jumped in the lake

and they filmed the shark bit and then a day or two later Chamein's like, yes. Footage wasn't that great. You think you're cool of like you just... Just run it.

Forget the piercing guy. It was just kind of weird having him there. It would be way better if we just do it. So they actually drive like four miles back out in the ocean and just fully run it back. Oh, really? Oh, my gosh. So, I mean, he's done it a bunch of times. Now, if you say he did it again, he's just shoving fish hooks through his cheek.

Yeah, because he put the fish hook through his cheek and then he jumped in with the sharks. Yeah, and the sharks was the crazier part, in my opinion. The fish hook through the cheek, you know, he got past that. But, like, the sharks. Dude, how does that heal? There's a lot of cells in your in your mouth. It just grows back in. I was watching Keller's video.

What the hell can Timmy do? What he can put in? Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. No, so we haven't. Was he actually putting it through? No, it's just blowed out for some reason. Okay, so he didn't really have a septum piercing.

Did he have a good reason for why it's like that? I can't remember. Okay. So his is just different. It's not a trick that everybody can do. No. And it was low. Okay.

Like, what can he do? Well, he was like, dude, I can put like a toothpick in my, my nose. And I was like, well, how. big's the hole. And he's like, oh, I mean, it's pretty big. And I was like, what else do you think you can put in there? I was like, you think you can put like a screwdriver in there? And he was like, I could try. So I got a screwdriver and he put the screwdriver through through his nose. So he basically has like a septum piercing hole, not from a septum piercing. No. But it just so happens to be much larger than your typical septum piercing. I couldn't believe it. I was like, I've been

hanging out with Timmy all fucking weekend and now he's sticking screwdrivers through his nose. said it in Keller's video and whoever said it was like that is the craziest thing you can do and I thought it was like he's a funny guy you can do all kinds of stuff but yeah for him to just jam a mid-sized screwdriver through his nose and just

chill was pretty surprised by that yeah it's hard to be surprised with Timmy because that guy keeps you on your toes yeah should rip that grip tester Ryan oh yeah I kind of want to rip it with CJ because I feel like he's gonna be like oh I got a frog of scratch

Well, I guess we'll test our grip strength in the next podcast. Yeah, actually, Jack and I have a few games we've been working on that we are ready to set up. I love it. I kind of want to run back the IQ test. But I don't want to like, I couldn't want to possibly skew with the results of Evan being the smartest. I like that too. I think it's so funny. I think we should.

I want to do like other. I want to, I think you could. I want to do like the whole team. I don't, you know. Like the wrenches. Yeah. Yeah. Peyton.

Jay. Yeah. Dalton. I can see Peyton having some hidden knowledge. Yeah. So I would love to do the whole team and then we can kind of really see what's up. Run it through. I wonder if there's any other challenges that like you guys watching have seen that you want to see us do.

Because I'm down. Not jackass challenges, but like, who's this? 100 meter dash. Oh, yeah. We just do like a fitness cramp pacer test out here every week. Perhaps a case race. We get like a blood test. What do you want to test in the blood?

I don't know. C.J has always mentioned, like, he wants to see, like, who's got the highest testosterone? No, he does. He's mentioned that about 9,000 times, so we should just do it. He's very confident in himself, meaning, I believe. Yes, exactly. He's like, we've got to get our sperm tested and our blood test and see how high our testosterone. You can do a sperm, sperm race.

Have you guys seen that? Yeah, I heard it was faked. The one that was streamed. Oh, was it? Yeah, I heard it was fake. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised by that. Like, how. I don't know.

I don't know how that shit works. Yeah, how does that work? I saw the togy just posted a video and the lady was like, your sperm is zero. Like he's like fully infertile. What? That would be so disheartening. He goes to him and his world.

He goes, bro, that's just like perfect because now I can't have a kid. Like, oh, it doesn't want me to have a little gremlin running around. So that's perfect. To a T. And I'm like, that's a nice positive look on that. I think that might be the side effect of like years of steroids. All the drugs. Yeah.

Usually what they're saying. Could be a side effect. Dude, did you see when he set up a restaurant in Bradley Martin's gym? Yeah. Bro, it just reminded me of something we would do. And then, like, if we would like, if Ken had a gym and we set up a restaurant in there, and then Ken went in there and then told everyone in there, he's just like, free gym memberships if you knock down these fucking walls. It was so funny.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't think that was real. But, yeah, it was funny. It was a funny idea. Got our seed. Yeah. No, no, no. No, like, no.

No. I still use that term. Whenever something's not real, I'm just like, damn, I got R-C'd again. I just had an R-C clip pop up on my-Avon. Yeah, Evan loves showing me. And I just, like, trying to tilt-the-truck mic, and he just kind of glares at me. I'll never live that one down. You got to question everything.

Between AI and R-C's, man. Yeah, yeah. I was talking to Spiney last night, and he is back in his homeland. Big fishing. And, yeah, he went to, like, British Columbia, and he is fishing for, like, halibut and salmon, but he was catching a crab last night. I know. That looks so sick.

Yeah, that looks sweet. Sounds itchy to me. No, not the superior type of crabs. The British Columbia type. Yeah, dude, he was on, like, that was a crazy boat, like, full-bone gear, camping out on, like, an island. I think we got to go crab fishing in the deep sea. Alaska.

Let's try salmon fishing in Michigan first. Like, fishing for. grab, isn't it just like pulling up pots? Or like, is it like to do a fish and a lot of cigarettes? Yep. Wear rain suits. Always be soaking wet. Yep.

And have Mike Rowe narrate it. He narrates a Seaboys video. That actually be lit. I love Mike Rowe. Yeah. I'm a big Mike Rowe fan. He makes America go around. He's, yeah, he's a true American.

You ever heard him tell the story about, uh, he was in TV? He was like on QVC. He was like an overnight salesman. And I believe it was his. His grandma never really thought that he worked a real job. And she was disappointed in him for never having this real job. You know, everything he did was kind of all on TV and whatever. And so when Dirty Jobs became a thing, his grandma would watch and watch him do all of these hard things.

Even though he was doing all of it, but really his job was to host the TV show, it wasn't that he was hosting the show. it wasn't that he was hosting the show it was the most successful show on television at that time it was that he was doing all of these dirty jobs and actually working hard for once he said he said he was like yeah my my grandma said she was proud of me for being a hard worker yeah for being a hard worker not because of working grueling hours building a TV show

being highly successful all that but because of like scooping pig shit and crawling through sewers and stuff like that was a great show that was the epitome of a good idea for a show. It's on our, it's on our board. Should we, should,

do I even say it? Do I say it? And then someone else will do it and then. No, I think, I think it's been said, but yeah, people have done it,

but like, yeah, we've had this concept for a, a long time, long time that we go and work hard jobs. Or Ken goes and works hard jobs is really, I think each of us, you know,

we draw and each of us gets a hard job and you go film a segment out of it. But if, if anyone listening right now is like, oh, I've got a dirty job. I've got a dirty job for you.

Hit us up, let us know. Preferably in the tri-state area, but we'll travel. Yeah. And really, really crazy ones would be great. Like, yeah, we could shovel cattle shit, but, you know. You're going to find the guy that changed the light bulb on the top of the... I know, I thought that, too. Like, that one's not necessarily dirty, but that's an extremely unique hard job.

You guys happened to see when we went to the racetrack down south the other day? They were working by helicopter. By helicopter. Oh, gosh. Hanging from a helicopter, working on a tower, a telephone pole. Hanging new line. That's a crazy guy. That's a lot of trust in your pilot.

It's also right next door, like, feet away from a active high voltage transition line. Right next door. Actually, within, within REIT. In fact, you're actually touching it, yeah. Holy crap, that'd be insane. Yeah, so hit us up. Let us know. Well, actually, we're going to link Jack's email.

We can do that. Signing me up for shit. Please. Oh, don't say that, Jack. Oh, no. What are some of the signups that you've been getting? I got a gay newsletter. That's the last time.

Well, hold on now. It was not from me. Okay. Horn Hub just recently I got a verification email on. So please stop signing me up for stuff. But if you want to actually email, shoot me an email. I'd look at them all. And this definitely isn't going to encourage anybody to.

Maybe we don't put that in. We used to sign my buddy Blake up for front. Farmers only all the time. Oh my gosh. You used to piss him off. When we all got school emails, bro, when you take your buddy's school email and start sending them up for like farmers only and farmer wants a wife. That's pretty funny.

That's just good prank. Now that like, I feel like prank calling isn't really a thing. So just taking people's email and signing them up for shit. Or like at like a festival, you just put a phone number in the porta potty and say like call me. Yeah, that's a classic. That's a classic. That's OG. I think Ken's are, it.

Ken was always like, I don't know, people get in my phone number, but we probably used to do that. Apparently, mine's in like a bar in Michigan or something. I just got a phone call about it last week. Is it is it the classic dumb and dumber? No, no, it's something, but. It was probably us. Probably, yeah. Do you remember which town in Michigan?

It's probably Houghton. No, no, the dude was blowing up my phone, so I just blocked him. You weren't like, where'd you get this? Yeah, and then he said like some bar in Michigan. Houghton? I don't remember what it was. It wasn't the library, was it? He called it out as a specific bar, and it was, like, in Michigan or something.

And I was like, I'm just going to block it. So that's what I'm wondering. You remember what specific bar it was? I don't remember. Did you Google it? No, no, I didn't. Didn't have service. He was blowing up my phone.

So I, like, you know, you click on the button, then he blows it. And you deny the call. It took me, like, three minutes to get to the screener. I could, like, block his number. Yeah, it would have been hard to just airplane mode and then. Well, just keeps popping up. Did you try deleting your ESM? I did.

Good classic troll on your buddies. Good stuff, fellas. Well, we will see you guys next week. It is the final week to get entered for our triple muscle car giveaway. So head it out to SeaboyceTV.com. Every $5 you spend gets you one entry. Run it up, guys. We appreciate everyone who has got entered.

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