Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV on Destroying a Canadian Landmark
Episode Date: February 21, 2023In today's podcast the boys get international and head up to Canada and sit down on the couch and hang with our friends. We talk about Brett Turcotte’s X Games, near death snowmobiling experiences, ...we introduce you to the most Canadian man we know, Tim Hortons, concussions, and then our friend David McKinney from 509 joins us and tells YOU how to get sponsored. Thanks to our sponsors! Save 20% right now at https:www.tommyjohn.com/wideopen Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/wideopen Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/wideopen Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to https://www.babbel.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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All right, we're rolling?
We're rolling.
All right, guys, the set looks a little bit different today
because we're currently in British Columbia, Revelstoke,
to get specific with it,
set up on a podcast in our buddy Carter's garage right now.
It's like a half gym, half bar, half shop garage.
We figured all of our homies are in town,
our Canadian buddies, so we should rip a pod
because it's going to be pretty funny.
Yeah, we're going.
The LifeWat Open podcast has gone international.
We finally came to you.
And we got Brett Turcott.
on here, first guest in the hot spot over here,
which is funny enough,
this is your second time on the podcast.
Yeah,
thank you guys so much for,
give me the shout out and get me in on this one.
It should be fun.
I think you're the first ever reoccurring guest.
That's pretty,
actually you are.
Whoa.
No, but we got to thank you for bringing us out,
showing us around.
Well, we talked about it kind of like all summer, right?
I feel like we planted the seed in the spring.
And I was like,
man,
the borders are going to open up,
and you guys are going to have to come and see
with Revelstoke or Burst,
or Burst Columbia for that matter is all about so we flew in here which was really nice we
didn't have to drive VIP man why wouldn't you that's what it feels like to yeah everything here
feels like VIP Carter's got the spot yeah stoked is the stoked mounted measures let's just talk
about what what happened today let's just get let's just get it out of the way right of the room
yeah yeah so um so we've been riding for the past three days and it's been really insane like
deep snow
uh insane mountains steepness pretty much the gnarliest of the gnarly you can get into on
on snowmobiles right so we're in the basically the most flat level parking lot the easiest thing
we have done the entire trip right i go hey brett can i borrow your snowmobile to take a
thumbnail picture and he goes
yeah buddy of course just be careful though the throttle has a little bit of ice in it so it might
stick so just in case wear this tether around your wrist and i was like okay all right well
it should be fine i'm literally just pulling it like three feet uh on flatness i shouldn't have
much to worry about here right and uh so sure enough i hop on it and pulling it around and i'm like
oh shit it i can feel a little bit of stickiness in this throttle right and
And then there was like a little mound because I was trying to get up next to this
measuring stick because I thought it looked good in the thumbnail, right?
And to get up this mound, I give it a little bit more pepper.
Throttle sticks wide open.
Wide open on an 850 boost.
The thing pretty much rockets out from underneath me.
It plows over this like landmark of a snow depth meter, right?
Any snowmobiler in North America has looked at that camera and saying like,
How much snow is in Revelstoke?
Yeah, plows through this, this six inch tree that the, that the measuring stick is bolted to.
Keep in mind, this tree is 15 feet tall and it's buried about like eight feet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Breaks the tree clean in half and then the slide, luckily I had the tether on my wrist, the sled that dies after,
but it had gotten so much speed.
It was fully airborne.
It was fully airborne.
I have like the perfect mental image in my brain right now.
Like I'm waiting for Elon to just like pull my.
my SD card so we could put that into the computer.
Dude, seriously, we need that.
Honestly, yeah, we need that.
We need that.
So, yeah, we have Mike.
Mike is over there taking photos because we weren't planning on anything.
Big bummer.
I'm pointing a camera right at you as this all happened.
Pointing it at the scene with a wide angle.
It would have got it all.
But I'm in photo.
Yeah, big bummer.
Yeah.
So my jaw's never been lower on the floor than seeing you do that today.
So I do that.
the snow bill rockets out hits the pull snaps it in half um i i'm then laying on the ground
in sheer disbelief of what just happened and the first thing i do is like check my body like
i'm good i didn't get uh hit by the tree coming down or hit a tree in the process luckily i kind
of bailed early dude you were white as a ghost oh yeah i was i was like extremely rattled casper one i was
I was worried about Brett Sled.
It's like a $30,000 summobile.
And I just launched it into a tree.
Specifically built.
And also what?
Brand new this week?
Yeah.
I mean,
it's like not even out of break-in mode yet.
I'm still continually putting parts on it.
Which we put on a new bumper last night,
which is good timing.
But I'm like, the snowmobile.
And then I'm like, oh my God, what the, did I just hit?
I'm like looking over and I see two pieces of yellow laying in.
I'm like, oh, I just.
I just plowed through that meter stick.
And then I look up and there's like 40 people in the parking lot.
There's people like staring out of the cabin.
Yeah.
Then people start coming out of this cabin.
So I guess to give a little reference,
this cabin in British Columbia is like one of the most legendary spots to go to.
Like everyone knows what the Boulder cabin is.
If they've written in the area or like you said,
checked the webcam because there's a webcam on top of the cabin
that points at this metering stick that is live 24 hours a day.
So at any point, you can check, hey, did they get snow?
I mean, look at the metering stick.
Boom.
Hey, did Ben hit the thing?
Why is the metering stick all of a sudden four feet smaller?
Did we get four feet of snow or what happened?
So I'm just figuring out what happened.
I'm like, oh, my gosh, this is insane, right?
And I'm like, Mike, turn that fucking camera on, bro, because Mike was just taking pictures.
I was like, record, record.
And Mike turns it on.
I'm like trying to figure out, like, still what's going on.
turkey comes up and he's like
you good my sled
you good
and I'm like
looking around and then
pretty soon I just see
a flock of people moving in
and nobody was like smiling
there was a guy that was like
huh nice move guys idiots
and I looked at him and I was like pardon
like my $30,000 snowmobile just
ghost road into that thing
like you think that this was real
there would be cameras rule
rolling everywhere.
And for one,
am I going to loan you
my brand new
player's boost to just go
comicose it
through a six inch tree?
And also why the
of all of them?
And so I looked at this guy
and I was like,
do you not realize
the severity of the situation here?
He's like,
well, man,
like somebody's got to come up here
and fix this thing.
I was like,
we got it.
I have to go over there
and make sure my buddy's alive.
Like,
it looks like all of the blood
left his face and went to his feet.
Like,
uh,
laying on the ground.
And so that guy was just like, he was so buttered because, I mean, jokingly so, like,
he was probably going to wonder how much snow we got tonight because it's snowing right now.
So he's like, he's going to be, like, so put off by the fact that the stick is like four feet lower down.
People are going to look at the camera and go, holy shit, there's 13 feet of snow.
The best part is everyone that was outside was like hyped on it.
Whatever, you know, to the extent.
No, I mean, like most of them that came up were like, oh, it was crazy.
And then everyone that went into the cabin
were like, they didn't want to see it.
And then Ben was like, I'm not going into the cabin.
I don't want to.
And I was like, I think that's where the crowd is a little upset is.
And so I went in there.
And then some guys like, yeah, Turcotte's always bringing all his amateur buddies around.
Oh, that's he know.
Yeah.
I was like, from across.
And I was like, in that situation, it's really funny because we're the amateur.
But it was, I thought it was also pretty funny that there was people, like,
coming up and they're like, hey, we're
subs and everything. I was like, man, these people got to
think that we're just so fucking stupid.
Like, they got to be like, damn,
these kids are like always
just doing this, huh?
Like, they're just, it's not fake. It's not fake.
They're not putting on a, on a show.
Like, they are this stupid.
You know? I don't know. I think it was just
probably came off, like, refreshing for them
to know. Yeah, yeah.
But you know what, dude, the video's going to come out.
And it's like, you guys were shredding.
And we were today, it was like, you did a sick drop.
Evan did like a half a backflip off a drop.
Spencer hit a drop on a snow act.
Like, no, it did.
It's not that you guys are like lack of skill.
That was just like, man, some things are just meant to happen.
And that was like, camera was off, unfortunately.
But it's just like, it is what it is.
The people are talking about you.
You know, like the hot.
Yeah, you know, they say no publicist.
is bad publicity.
No.
Bad publicity is better than no publicity.
Oh, you know what I'm saying?
I was a royal and dicked that one.
I knew it something like that.
You know what, dude?
I'm honestly just like,
I mean,
things happen out there and it's like,
all the gnarly things like,
and I've half underspun backflips
and like stepped off and been fine
and like no sled damage,
nothing.
And it's just like it's always the,
the quirky things,
you know,
that you're like not thinking about.
It happens out here being quirky.
I was just goofing around
Like some people do backflips
When they're goofing around
Some people accidentally
Ghost ride snowmobiles
Into legendary metering sticks
I had gotten a message to all my Instagram
Like oh yeah
I'd imagine the bills in the mail from the club
Of course it had to be on your sled too
Well it either been on your sled or carter sled
So either way I would have been in the wrong
Yeah
Do you think that
It's easier to backflip in the backflip
in the back country, knowing that you're probably going to be all right if you don't land it
completely? Or is it just way easier to do it off of a full-on freestyle ramp? There's some confidence-inspiring
aspects of being in the backcountry. Flip side of that, you're miles and miles away from
a hospital or medical care or, you know, you've got to put some trust and faith in your
buddies that, you know, they're going to take care of you and you have a rescue plan or you have
a safety plan, you know, whether that's satellite communication, cell phone service, uh, direct
line to the heli, you know, we were out on a ride the other day and I got an in-reach message
from one of my buddies saying, dude, we're down in a creek. Like, we're messed up. And he's like
one of my high level riding buddies. And so when I got that message, like light bulb, okay, he like seriously
needs help. He's not one that would reach out and be like, dude, I'm in a creek, come give me a
ski pole. It's like, I showed up. There was a snowmobile 20 feet down into a hole that was 15 feet
wide like it looked like a massive crater
and there's water running through it
like white water rapids running through
the skid of the snowmobile and it
was just planted. So having
those like safety plans and for him to be
able to reach me, luckily I
was in cell service. Yeah. But he had
satellite communication to at least get me a text
be like dude, we're on the same mountain
and so I just sent him another message
back said hey fire up your 7S dash
I'll come right to you and
uh, Mader Gerbs and myself
and Spencer came along on the snow bike
we dove down in there
I found their group
on the 7S dash
on the Polaris
and rode right
to the exact location
that they were
Oh wow
How sick is that
That's crazy
Doing those rescues is fun man
I mean
I've been on a few of them
This winter
And it's kind of been like
The kind of going trend
Of my videos too
It's just like
Night Rides
And like night rescues
And
Dude we should have done that
We should have gone
For a night ride
That would have been sick
That would be sick
You guys are here
For another night
I brought my headlamp
Yeah dude
Night Rides are so fun
are they really you make them look fun but they look terrible they sound terrifying mellow of things
feel so gnarly because you can't see outside of that 20 foot circle of yourself that being said
you go ride spots where you're like confident of like snow conditions are good you know relatively
close to cell service ish yeah i can barely ride in the daylight yeah you gotta trust your buddies
are like they're keen and they're down yeah but uh yeah it could be a ton of fun and it doesn't
have to be super gnarly what you're doing out there in the night
and it feels so rad.
Yeah, I bet.
In your own bubble, it's like, I love that aspect.
Even when I was competing,
like I way rather jump and perform at night
where it's just like, like channel focuses into like a central area.
My buddy Jamie and I tried to connect two zones together one time.
Nicky's eight months pregnant at home.
We leave the house at like one o'clock.
Like, oh, yeah, we should be able to loop this out and be back by four.
We drop in this gnarly, gnarly drainage.
I mean, you guys hear me say gnarly and you're like,
yeah everything you do is gnarly this was like it put me on my like the hairs on my neck we're
standing up and we were committed you know dropping bluffs and dodging willows and then into creeks
and running water anyways we're trying to connect these two zones we got to go off of one mountain
down to valley bottom and up the other one we started we got the descent we got to the bottom we
high-fired and we're like man thank goodness we're not going to climb back out of that and then
we start ascending the other side and it's about three o'clock at this point and we just get
water falled out. There's no way
we're getting up the next phase.
We're like, man, this is going to suck.
And so we come back onto our tracks
and have to navigate this like,
just pretty insane sort of Boulder field
and it's low snow conditions
and it's starting to get dark.
Jamie doesn't have a headlamp.
I do. He has a
headlight delete kid on his side because he was
he wanted like
lightweight, you know?
I was on a speed work supercharged
Anyway, from 4 o'clock till midnight,
we spent trying to get back up our down track.
Nikki's at home freaking out at eight months pregnant,
and she knows better to not call the searcher rescue.
She calls the neighbors around our area and be like,
Brett and Jamie dove into this drainage,
and they're trying to connect these zones.
Do you guys mind going to find them?
Why not call search and rescue?
I mean, the search and rescue was just not that skilled at that point
to get to where Jamie and I were.
and she knew that our neighbors were.
Yeah, a talented writer.
And so they drop into the drain edge at about 1 o'clock.
And they drop...
A.m.
They drop in our tracks.
But instead of riding and they hike down because it's terrifyingly steep and scary,
they go all the way to the valley bottom.
And as Jamie and I are like working our way through,
we do this like half circle around each other.
So like we're going up and those guys are hiking down.
But they didn't have radio contact.
or anything to us.
They didn't know
what channel we were on
or any of you.
They could hear us
and they like
ended up below us
you know
and so then
we get out the drainage
and we get up to
where their sleds are
and we start lighting a fire
and at like 2.30 in the morning
we just hear them trudging
up the hill
and one dude is so beat
he's lifting his legs
with his hands
to get his feet up out of the snow
oh
so that was kind of like
the start of the love of the night ride
it was like that one time
I got stuck down there
That's when it became fun for me.
I've never had an overnight experience.
That was the closest that I've ever been.
But I was like,
I feel like there was a little seed planted there
where it was like,
this is actually kind of pretty cool.
You've never done an overnight?
No,
I've never.
Surprised by that.
I've done an overnight.
I've been like looking to do some intentional overnight.
It's like go up late,
like super late,
stay in the cabin and then get up for sunrise and go ride.
Oh, that's cool.
Or go up late and ride through the night.
and stay in a cabin and wake up in the morning.
There's lots of cool different ways.
That's sick.
We had a video that we did like a couple years ago
and we went out into Utah
and spent a night in the back country with the Godfries.
And we went to like this TP.
There was like already kind of like a lean-to maid in the mountain
and we spent the entire day not snowmobiling
just building our stuff for the night.
We had food.
We had drinks.
We had everything.
It was super, super fun.
One of the cooler experiences watching the sunset and the sunrise.
But sleeping in a sleeping bag with all my warm clothes, all the stuff in the snow cave,
I'd spent six hours digging.
And it was still brutal.
And I think about spending a night after riding all day like we did today where you're
sopping wet and you're tired and you're hungry.
And all you want is a cheeseburger and having to spend a night out there would be, it'd be awful.
It's good fuel to get home.
You're sitting in front of the fire literally like drying your socks just so.
My will to survive or my will to conquer is way stronger than my will to just like, okay, we're staying in the night.
I'll like, yeah.
Until I'm bleeding out my eyeballs and my fingertips wore off, I am scratching and clawing my way out of anything or everything that I can.
Yeah, it's that fight or flight.
Just grit, man.
You can't teach grit.
I just, I grew up in that sort of scenario, you know?
You canadians are built different.
Grew up in a logging family and it was just like when stuff breaks down on the lock.
equipment you do everything you can to get it fixed because every
minute you lose is a hundred dollars or you know what I mean and I feel like that's
carried into my career whether it's competing or just like riding natural
terrain or just you know even when I'm like going for a ride and we're out in the trees I'm
like I'm intentionally trying to punish myself like I think I get my snowmobile through
that little like spot right there and then I'll get just wedged in there like well I guess
that didn't work yeah dude we I mean we say that all the time when
everything goes wrong that you can't even imagine going wrong uh there's always some kind of way
to fix it or make the show continue to go on totally because like i mean we figured it out on like
all of our weird contraption vehicles like we don't really show the the process of them breaking
in the videos just to keep them moving but like it's always such a disaster and we don't have a
any time to just be like oh well we can't do it like we have to post on Thursday and we
always figure out we always figured out yeah separated so there's something to be said about that
like like being a problem solver for anything 100% and just like just figuring it out the will to
conquer you know like I feel like that's just something that it just gets ground with you yeah just
like you just take you just keep taking the beating you know and come out the other side it's like
like that that sort of like fulfillment is what I'm after like all the time I just love that
feeling of like the satisfaction of just being absolutely ground down to nothing and then coming
out the other side and just like high-fiving your buddy or like your group and be like man that
was absolutely gnarly and we're like back at the trucks you know yeah what does david call it
it's type type two fun type two fun type two fun it's when you're having a bad time but you're with
your buddies and then afterwards it's going to be really fun to talk about
But in the moment, you're really...
You made it at the moment, but you look back on it, it's awesome.
Yeah, exactly.
Type 2 fun.
I go with, like, the Tyler Bierman quote, the Tyler Bierman quote, like, that dude is
gnarly on a dirt bike, but he's like, he's always just like, team never quit, you know, like...
It's true.
All those top-level motor dudes just get punished with injuries, and it's like, it's so cool to
watch them come back and, like, and rebuild and come back better, you know?
And it's like, I try and keep that mentality in my brain.
You see me in my vlogs where I'll be like,
I'll be so buggered up and just say like everything that I've got,
every ounce of energy to like not be stuck.
Come out the other side.
Like,
oh,
so glad I never quit.
Because if I quit,
it's concreted in and I'm going to be there for hours.
Yeah.
What's the worst injury you've had?
Broken femur at,
man,
what was I?
12 years old was pretty gnarly.
But when I broke my ankle and my tailbone in 2017
and then it was hospitalized for two weeks because I lost 60% of my blood.
Oh,
Oh, whoa.
Yeah.
I got, I got, I got, I got dispatched from one small town hospital diagnosed with a broken tailbone and a broken ankle.
And, like, they didn't even give me crutches or anything.
They just, like, straight off the hospital bed into the backseat of the truck.
And Nikki and Hudson was, like, newborn, like, not very old at all.
She drives me up over this mountain pass and we're trying to get home.
And I'm just, like, laying in the backseat of the truck just excrued.
appreciating pain. Hudson's crying. She's, I said newborn, but I think maybe she's like a year.
She's just like, she's crying, just doing baby stuff. I'm freaking out because my stomach
hurts so bad and I haven't like pissed in 22 hours or something. And my stomach starts
getting super, super hard and I'm just like, I'm just begging Nikki, like just drive faster.
Like we need to get to the next town. Anyway, this is a two hour drive between towns.
Yep.
it got so bad that I told her like we need more help than this you know like so she calls my physical trainer and she's like what do I do and he got us like the hotline to the front desk at ER at the hospital in Kamloops called the front desk they dispatched an ambulance to meet us at the front of the hospital because that's the quickest way to get yourself in yep so they ripped me out of the backseat of the truck put me onto the the gurney in through ER right to the trauma unit and you know I get diagnosed and they
They're doing all these scans.
And I was like, I'm going to say 100 mils away from like my bladder bursting and just going full septic.
And so then they started running blood tests and I was like 60% low on red blood cells.
I was internally bleeding inside so bad that I was just like my stomach was just filling up with fluid.
And I was just like pretty much just driving around dead.
Holy shit.
And that was in 2017.
I was hitting a freestyle ramp at Kyle DeMello's house.
and I was just doing a whip, and I whipped really hard in my hand for whatever reason came off of the bars,
and I grabbed back on, and I tried to straighten the bike out, and just wasn't coming back straight.
So I bailed, and just went 90 feet to my feet, and just crumpled and landed on the bike, drove the foot peg through my ass,
and broke my tailbone, broke my right ankle, and, yeah, I guess that was, I guess that's the gnarliest one.
Dude, that is insane.
After that, weren't you like, man, kind of fuck dirt bikes?
A little bit, but then I was like, I fucking love dirt bikes.
Three months later, I was back riding ramps again.
Six months later, I went double goals at Winter X.
So it was like...
So you didn't let it slow you down too much?
Yeah, no, but it's slow me down now.
That ankle is poached.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That seems to kind of be the general saying for most athletes
that are performing at a high level.
injuries rarely slow them down especially like 35 like me and then you're like yeah wake up in the
morning like oh there's that 2017 ankle injury yeah but not tailbone like any more than two hours
on the airplane i'm just like oh my gosh this sucks i need to stand up yeah not very often
i'm gonna be that guy that packs around an inflatable donut oh yeah to sit on yeah to sit on
just like if i'm flying to japan or australia or something that's me that's my stees
dude yeah i'd probably have like rubber ducks or something around something rad dude i thought that
was going to have to be me this morning. I had like the spiciest Korean bowl last night. Oh my God.
It was terrible. I was actually contemplating even not snowmobiling. Dude, you were. Because I was like,
I don't think I can, I don't think I can go out on the Hillboys. I've had such a rough morning.
This just doesn't sound like a good idea for my pants. That Korean was gnarly too, dude.
It was so hot, dude. I seen the three peppers on the manual. I'm like, I could do spice.
yeah this morning i was not doing spice dude no i think uh i think carter's
toilet's actually filing an assault charge on me
that why the mounties were here this morning yeah
they were asking questions
yeah it wasn't good
well i can go finish tightening up the bolts on the front end of that snowmobile so it doesn't
fall apart sounds good and then we'll run in there and just give it a once on
yeah we'll come out for the final inspection and it's
see if it's up to your standards.
All right, bro.
Thanks for hopping on the pod.
Yeah.
Round it to Carter, you want to you, man?
Yeah, Cardi, Brett.
This is Carter Hill.
He owns his whole place.
It's called Stoke Mountain Adventures.
I just have to say one thing about you, man.
Like, you don't take, you don't skip steps anywhere.
This whole place is so dialed.
You can have, you even have stoked waters.
It's hanging right now, aren't I?
Well, dude, Carter.
What, stoked water?
You're the most Canadian person I know, bro.
And Ben tells him that every time.
And I love it.
I love it.
It's,
I hope you take it as a compliment,
but I just think you're so funny.
Dude,
like everything you say is just like effortlessly funny
and it's got the Canadian accent to it.
So it just adds like a little pizzazz to it.
It goes both ways.
I think you Americans are pretty funny to you,
but you guys are basically Canadian where you're from.
So every American friend I have talks all the time about how funny I am,
but I don't think I'm like that funny,
but it's just how you say it's different man we just uh
should talk all the time so i feel like i've developed a little bit more of a canadian
accent being up here i feel like now i'm playing into just the smidge that i have as a
minnesota you're day three here right yeah day three in the last three years it's like that
a week but it yeah give me a week yeah dude it happens fast because think if we went to australia
there's no way we would just start i mean we'd start a little bit you know my part's girl's
Australian. So it's like
there's days I want to talk bathroom
Australian. It's be funny because
we start sounding really Canadian. Yeah, 100%
we came up here three years ago and Ben
called you one night. I think that was after a long
night at the bar and he said Carter
say the most Canadian thing
you can to me. And what did
Carter say Canadian to me?
You were like oh some
some talk
up talk. No, let's see. Oh yeah.
I had a friend. I had a friend.
that I played hockey with
and he was from
Tuk Tukuk, like Northwest Territories
so they basically live like on
the ocean over there and it's like the Arctic
this is how this happened
how I got this line
but we were at a hockey
also like it was
in all sports like event tournament
like it's basically like called Arctic Winter Games
and it was in
where were we?
Grand Prairie Alberta so Red Plate
yeah Red Plate
you guys like Alberta hey Red Plate
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that why people have been throwing shit at us when we're driving through a red plate?
Yeah, you guys are in a rental red plate, though, so you're exempt.
Oh, I love any, I don't give a hell where you from what you do or what, what you are.
I'd just support anyone's business.
So if Justin Chardue walked in here?
Definitely not him, no, I don't support his business.
Would you let him rent a sled from you?
Hell no.
I'm going to trade him out of here.
Really?
100%.
And I'll call everyone I know.
So Carter's how I got all of my
COVID news for what was going on.
Oh, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no. Carry on.
So we were in Grand Prairie, Alberta, and
they kind of made like an athletes lounge at all these events when they do it.
So we were in there and you're like, you get to hang out and meet all other athletes
like wherever they're from, right? And there was this team of like volleyball player,
Russian girls. I think it was Russia.
we're all in grade tennis times
like these chicks were like dimes
to all these kids from up north right
of course and our friend Kevin
like goes up to one of these chicks
and he's like oh man
he's like no more than like five foot five
but he would like F you up
like he was yo and he was like
like my buddy Evan and
he did 20 pull-ups today
y'all okay
put that thing up close yeah he cheated
he was he
they were some
they were some pretty weak pull-ups have long story ever long story short says of this chick says hey
i'm from tuck to tuck tuck you want to fuck and she's no like no shit like really turned around
and kicked him right in the nuts no way what like just dropped him yeah it put him on the ground
dropped him yeah all this is like pissed ourselves laughing i bet i best thing ever seen and he was like
this little like solid like in a kid and oh my god it was hilarious but he had no filter
He was, yeah, he was crazy.
You kind of got to respect the guy for shooting his shot, though.
Yeah, and it's funny because his name is Kevin Craig Nick Tuck from Tuck.
Jesus.
Kevin Craig, Nick Tuck from Tuck, Tuck.
It was always funny.
That's some Canadian lingo right there.
Probably one of the best hockey players I played with back then.
He was solid.
Dude, quite the setup you got here.
Yeah, let's talk to Sledon.
Good little spot.
You like living in Revelstow because you didn't grow up here, right?
No, not at all.
I'm originally from Northwest Territories, so it's all.
way up, way north. Yeah, way up north. Yeah, 18 hour drive from here. So it's not as bad as
crap. Everyone from Saskatchewan's further, Ontario and stuff. So I can't complain.
There's, yeah, we have a lot of clients that drive like 30-some hours to come here. So which is
cool. We met a lot of people that are like, yeah, drove here from wherever. And I'm like,
nice, how far of a drive is that? Yeah. They're like, oh, it wasn't too bad. It was like 18 hours.
I'm like, man, we got a different definition of not that bad. Yeah, we're used to it. I'll drive home
I'm like one shot if I could.
What's up with these roads?
Oh,
like what's up with Canadian roads?
Because the weather is so inconsistent.
It's like you have summers to repair him
and then winters is the gong show.
Yeah, but I mean,
we got kind of the same weather as you guys.
Yeah.
And ours aren't this bad,
but it seems like when we drove here from Minnesota,
but from Minnesota,
right above Minnesota and Canada,
all the way to Revelstoke,
it was like some of the worst roads
we've driven on.
And we've traveled quite a bit.
Like, quality-wise?
Yeah, like quality-wise.
Yeah, well, both, and it's sketchy.
Well, you guys don't even put, like, normal places, put sand on the roads.
You guys just, like, dump rocks.
Oh, yeah.
It's, like, sand and rock.
They don't get, like, clean mix for sure.
In the cities, it's a bit better, like, on the freeways between, like, cities.
But, like, the mountains is just crazy.
It's, yeah.
It's hard to maintain and keep up.
Like, I can't even shovel my deck off, man.
Well, that's the thing.
Nice snowboard doesn't work on it.
A ridiculous amount of snow.
How much snow do you get a year?
I don't even, I don't even, I, I don't even keep track of that a lot.
Yeah, that's five hundred fifty inches.
Yeah, like eight feet.
What's that today?
Five.
Did you even get to see it?
Because he cranked it.
Something like that.
Dude, so do you ever get, like, uh, upset that, like, frat boys from the States take
your lingo?
Because I think your lingo is pure.
I guess I'm kind of throwing it back to, like, how everyone thinks you're funny.
But I think they, like, frat boys and, like, whatever, they, like,
They talk, like, how Canadians actually talk.
I think it was the milk boys way, like, like, kind of transitioning.
Yeah, but yeah, for sure.
Like, he's like, you just, you know.
You could think, like, Steve's from, like, Canada.
Do you, so, does that kind of piss you off that, like, all these frat boys are talking like that?
Oh, it's, it's like a sense of, of, uh, what's the word, Ryan?
Ryan's my word guy.
Oh, you're a thesaurus.
Like, like, flattery.
Like flattery.
Yeah.
Like flattery.
Yeah, yeah, I guess.
So I would say that, yeah.
I think Canadians aren't funny, man.
Like American comedy, American movies,
American commercials are way more funny than Canadian.
Do you guys even have, like, TV and stuff up here?
So what's like,
what's your,
Kevin from Tuk-Tuk talk might not on the freaking arc
to go and leave that TV.
What's like your...
Third world country up here.
You Canadians.
It's not a third room.
What's your opinion?
on now like obviously you i remember you watched them oh yeah i used to watch them hard yeah they're
they're funny as hell it was just it's because i could relate to them because like he's like so
canadian about it's like that's funny but like when it's like trying to be like uh serious like
like i said like a serious movie that's supposed to be so big and it's like ah that wasn't funny
like the american like american like american like version of american actors would have
funnier but we do have funny Canadian actors like ryan reynolds yeah sure like that and stuff right
they're just a thing so big now it's like
different i mean watching so long so yeah i agree with that too though when they when it started
it was so funny like yeah yeah he was this yeah gold legit and yeah just being a dumb ass is like
just how all canadians are we're all dumb asses because true still are uh prime ministers so
anyone under is is a dumb man yeah we're obviously doing something wrong do most people it seems
like most people say that because like the couple times that well especially aren't in our audience
but the couple times that we've mentioned,
I guess Canadian politics
kind of fires up the comment section
for us, like agreeing.
Yeah, and yeah, actually there's a lot of Americans
that agree to, but I guess you guys don't have it much better,
so I don't know.
Still fortunate to be from Canada, that's for sure.
I live in, like, the most beautiful place in the world.
It's not tropical, but it's deep snow, so.
That should be rebel-stoke slogan.
It's not tropical, but it's tit-deep snow.
I can go to choose
Reveldstone
You should put that on a fucking
Yeah
I love that so much
It's not tropical
But it's titsy snow
Like yeah
It's a dream man
It's incursive over the
Yeah
How many days you have on snow this year
Two
Two
Yeah that's what's crazy
Like here I had like 120
But that was like a lot
Like I
Like for example
Like Muscoca
Like that guy goes like
Every day
So that's exhausting
Like
I can imagine
Trying to work and do that
It'd be impossible
but he's huge up here he's like a household name i've yeah sure i've heard him get brought up like 100 times
yeah 100% yeah wasn't one else like uh doing big youtube like with sledding like that other than like him
and brett and then nicks getting some traction now which is cool so um yeah and then that sounds
terrible yeah on the average girl still get that doesn't sound fun at all snowmilling takes
that's a lot man i couldn't go every day dude every day get home upload your footage edit a
upload the video have a thumbnail every night get up the next day
day, do it all again.
This sounds literally terrible.
Hey,
everyone's bread for different stuff.
Yeah,
I'm impressed by it,
but I agree.
Yeah,
I know the grind.
I'm out here,
fueling sleds,
oiling sleds,
ranching on sleds,
talking sleds,
sleeping sleds,
thinking sleeps every day.
You ever get sick of it?
You ever get sick of people
coming in here,
like,
partying?
No.
Or they're like on vacation
and you're kind of like,
holy crap.
Well,
I guess it's probably different
because not everybody's your friend.
You're not always in here.
I'm really chilling.
No,
I don't hang on with everyone,
but I,
No, I love all the guests.
I haven't had not one bad batch of guests since I started this place.
That's good.
It's been awesome.
And then no, they're here to, this is their getaway, right?
So that's what I'm here to offer.
I don't give a crap what they do.
Five guys come sliding for the week.
They get away from the Ys for a week.
They sat in the hot tub and drank for like three of those days.
I didn't, whatever.
They didn't go for it.
Yeah, on a road trip.
That's what I built this place.
Hey, honey, I'm going snowmobiling for three days, but they find out you just went.
And hot tubs with your buddies and got drunk.
What do you call the hot tub?
We don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
No, I don't.
No, dude.
Carter did not call it that.
Brett goes, yeah, when we got, we're leaving the parking lot.
He's like, what are you guys going to go head back to Carter's and sit in the weiner one?
And I was like, it's not.
Just run the jets at least.
Don't be the guys that's sitting there like bath water.
Well, I think that was Evan and I.
Yeah.
Carter's got a rule board out there and it says have to run the jets if all guys in the hot tub.
we bought a bath mom like a cause uh we'd let him put out in there we can't no no no no no no that's salt water hot tub we bath bomb cars hot tub don't you like it
you guys surprise yeah there we go just bat bomb the sink in the kitchen
heaven's sitting in like a little toddler
we put him in the kitchen sink yeah that's yeah i guess speaking of all right now wash your
hinders.
All right, we're going to have
Ev hop in, share his experiences.
Oh, boy, just in general.
How many experiences job this week?
Yeah, what do we got?
Well, my favorite experience was watching my,
my dear friend Ben take out a national monument.
That was a good time.
Yeah, you like that?
Do you guys, do you guys know that video of the guy
going up the snowmobile ramp and then like blacking out
the red coat pinning it at the top?
and then he falls off the side of the truck.
On the wrap hit him in the head?
No.
Because there was a crazy.
Oh, up onto the truck.
And then the snowmobile like launches over the truck and the guy falls off.
Oh, like a nickel.
He launched here.
This year?
Yeah.
That was at Frisbee, I think.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So right next to the parking lot.
Like further down.
Next parking lot down.
Do you get, do you think that guy was just like hammered?
Dude, he just grabbed a little throttle and he hooked hammered.
There's no way that you could do that with.
with being sober.
Are you serious?
He wasn't hovering,
but no offense.
There's people that,
I don't know,
maybe the throttle stuck.
Who knows?
It's two sides of every story.
Or maybe he just had no freaking clue.
Well,
my question is,
why was there so many people
in the background filming it?
I don't know.
It was kind of odd.
Yeah,
because that's where maybe he was effed up.
Like,
well,
let's get this on video
because he's completely whiskey list.
Yeah,
that's my only.
That's why you have Jody
Whiskey Throttle Power Sports.
Oh?
What?
You just plug?
You plug Jody at Whiskey Power Throttle.
Yeah.
Shout out.
Weed's legal.
Yes.
How long is that?
Oh, weed's been legal since I've been smoking it.
The whole thing.
2013.
What?
In Canada?
Yeah.
We's been legal that long.
Well, for me, a husband.
I just walk around with it everywhere.
Hold up.
Is that how that works?
I like that.
I just love that.
Yeah, it's been legal for me since I've been smoking.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
But we've been legal since Trudeau came and bring this country down.
Wait a minute.
That's got to be one positive for you.
One good thing.
I don't want to say it.
One good thing.
One good thing.
thing that he's done? Yeah, weed legal. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it. Well, like, you smoke weed over
drinking? I'm on and off of weed. I took, like, I didn't smoke weed for a whole year last year just for
my concussions. But, like, after I finally was concussion, like, symptom-free, I started smoking again. So,
I was on and off for a while with that. How'd you get concussions? Just all from sports before.
Really? Yeah. And then just a couple other incidents. And then that's it. Yeah. Hockey?
Yeah, hockey at first, yeah. That's, uh, CJ. You haven't met him. Yeah. But. Mika was
mentioned that yeah has a really bad concussion syndrome yeah or symptoms syndrome oh like that's a thing
no i'd have that too yeah but uh yeah bad concussion symptoms yeah and uh i mean just like even the
smallest stuff would flare them up yeah even sledding like i gotta be careful too right i don't
really go like too huge when i'm riding but uh i just like to shred but i just got to watch
like i don't even like doing bow ties like i just fling my neck around all the time yeah but depending
on the snow if it's really tractiony and like catches you off guard and you can really
whiplash yourself pretty good so it's not worth it for me nobody's paying me to go do
like ties on the instagram so what like what uh kind of symptoms do you have just horrible brain fog
uh like no headaches or anything like major like that and then uh just like vertigoy just
but brain fog and like head pressure that's probably don't even like doesn't exist it's just
yeah it just feels like it yeah i've been to brain centers i've been to orlando i've done a bunch
of stuff so oh really yeah what what what what what what what have you tried i went to a neuroplice
Classic City Center in Florida, that fixed me after my, like, first few initial concussions.
So it's like a week long, but they do it like three week thing, but a week long is expensive.
It was like, I bet.
150 ground Canadian.
Oh, my gosh.
What?
Yeah.
And what do they do?
They just put you, like, in machines all day and have your eyes connected with, like, lasers and cameras.
And, like, they put you in this, like, spinning, like, crazy, like, state of the art, freaking down spaceship machines.
And would you say that it helped?
Yeah, definitely helped me.
Yeah.
fix me completely.
Crapes.
Crapes.
Crapes.
Frick crepes would be good right now.
I think you said gripes.
Oh, he said cripes.
Yeah, but a little thin pancake with some jam on it.
No, but like a crepe factory.
It's like dessert ones.
Yeah, yeah.
Sweet and savory.
We'll take them.
Hold on.
What, no?
Crate factory?
Yeah.
Like cheesecake factory?
Kind of, yeah.
Is that a Canadian thing?
Cray factory?
No, they probably have a crate factory.
It's like a crepe.
Like at the food court.
those fancy crepes.
I don't know.
You guys just talk about crepes.
The other Americans here know what he's talking about?
I mean, I don't, I know what a crepe is.
I don't know what a crepe is.
He's from Talladega Nights.
Micah calls Rockets smarties.
Okay, and that's what I was super interested.
I'm pretty sure.
Are you talking about smarties?
Smarties started in Canada.
Yeah.
And then America wanted to make smarties,
but they were like, well, we want the smarties to be,
They want them to look like the Rockets.
Or are they called Smart Sweets, those ones?
What were you just eating that candy that you were eating in the Rockets?
No, those are Smarties.
Yeah.
No, Smarties is a chocolate.
No.
Hershey's is chocolate.
But yeah, they call them Rockets here.
Hershey's all her cheese is chocolate.
Hold up.
What's a Smarty?
It's not very good.
Dude, I tell you what?
I like Cheetos.
I don't know.
Cheeses.
Where?
All right.
Now that's cheese pleasers.
Or,
Cheddar pleasure, that's what it was.
Cheese pleaser.
Cheddar pleasure.
I've got just the strangest assortment of, of, uh,
Vittles.
I've seen those.
Snacks.
What?
No, I have no idea.
Dude, you guys, you can have jelly beans.
I've seen them because of, does the Easter bunny bring those?
What's hot?
The Easter bunny?
I don't believe in the Easter bunny.
You don't?
No.
What?
Yeah, man.
Who brings you your eggs?
Man, ever since I stopped getting chocolate eggs, I just stopped believing.
What about Santa?
No, I still believe in him.
I get presents.
I was going to say.
You're close.
I was going to say.
Dude, I think Canada chocolate is different in some way, though,
because Kit Katz taste way better.
The Kit Katz here are way better.
Way better.
You guys have way more junk food, though.
No, that's why I get Soxton bring me Krispy Kourns.
Your chip selection is bizarre.
No, way, dude, you guys have way much of flavors.
Ketchup?
What do you mean ketchup?
Oh, yeah, you guys don't have ketchup.
Oh, yeah, you have lots of ketchup, just no ketchup chips.
No, we have ketchup.
Just regular old-fashioned cats.
We don't have Lays ketchup chips.
What?
Really?
Yeah, that's not a thing.
Well, we don't have like spray cheese and 40 different types of Oreos.
Spray cheese.
No one should have a spray cheese in a country.
Yeah.
They never have.
Cheese whiz.
Yeah.
Yeah, but in the spray count.
Yeah.
We never have that here.
Yeah, and no one should.
No, that should.
Yeah.
It's not good for you, but food in America is way too bad for you.
Do you guys look at Americans like, man, those guys are idiots?
like do Canadians
you gotta think about it
honestly man
there's like Americans
that know nothing about their own country
that's true
yeah
as in hold up
we learn about America
and social studies here
I failed social studies
but I just know we learned
about America a lot
so
you didn't teach a shit about
you can tell you what they learned
about but not what is
you know what's crazy bro
in the last podcast
who was it
somebody thought that Canada
was owned by England
and you guys had a
a queen.
Really?
Yeah.
Who was it?
I think it might have been Ryan.
Yeah, Ryan thought that Evan was going to have to finger blast the queen to get in because
his passport wasn't better.
I was out of hockey camp in Pentick and a kid didn't know who Wayne Gretsky was.
What?
Yeah.
I was at a hockey camp in Penticton.
I'd go over there every summer and the kid in my hockey camp didn't know who Wayne
Gretzky was.
What?
That's tough.
Did you guys bully the shit out of them?
No, I don't bully.
I like friendly bug friends.
Like, I pick on Nick.
I pick on.
I'm going to call it that.
I'm friendly bugging.
Yeah, man, Canadian.
But it's like,
you like, give the kid at hard time.
You like give the kid at hard time
and see, like, like, cozy up to them,
right, when you get comfortable?
Like, the kid was a beauty.
Like, I was like, dude, you don't know
the fuck Gretzky is?
Like, what's wrong with you, man?
Like, I was just not into hockey.
Hockey's like one of the smallest sports.
It's underpaid too.
Well, not like underpaid, but they just don't have
that big of salary caps, like football teams
and baseball teams and NBA.
Those guys made big money.
What is your,
opinion of soccer.
I actually watched World Cup for the first time the other day because my barber,
which is like I got him in his sledding and his buddy.
These guys are hilarious.
Oh my God.
I wish you guys were here to ride with these guys.
Brett has some crazy stories with them.
Brett even night rescued them on their last clinic.
Really?
Yeah.
But my barber is from like England and his other buddy is like Italian.
But like I can't remember.
Luke's maybe born in Canada, but Enrico's born in like in Calgary.
But his family is like hardcore Italian.
So they're a little bit more like bougier guys
Like from Calgary or whatever
And I snow checked than two brand new matrices
Okay
Like one of them like broke his whole like leg
And had surgery
Their first time sledding
All them literally came here rented sleds
Obviously waivers were signed
And all this stuff
Like I was legit when we started right off the bat
No funny business
And like we had one
He like fell like
He was like
I don't know
Just like it was a socked in day
So like your vision was horrible
And he like went down like
unexpected like kind of drop like kind of like a little bit of a gully and he like his leg came off
the running board he like snapped his leg they had to get him out of there like never been up there
before like they just rented sleds like when you rent sleds you're on your own right like
we're none of us are guides we can't guide so that's all up to great canadian here that runs the
guiding tenure so anyways yeah they like had a crazy trip that time and then uh i love the
details they got on like they literally came here and just rented and just wanted to go ride because
I met my barber in Calgary.
Last year, they snow check sleds off me.
And they're like, yo, like, should we do Brett's clinic?
I'm like, yeah, you should do Brett's clinic, 100%.
Like, you guys are clueless out there right now.
Like, which is whatever.
That's how not everyone starts.
Everyone's going to start somewhere.
Yeah.
So they do Brett's clinics last year.
I think they did like two and they did one this already.
And they are like absolute shredders.
That's amazing.
Yeah, they're running like finger throttles and everything.
They've never been like on a sled in their life.
What was the original question?
They're not like just soccer.
What is your opinion?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Okay, I smoked, I smoked weed before this damn episode, so that's how I got into it, because there's a huge soccer fan.
Dude, what?
We all three of us smokes the joint.
All three of us smoked to join, so.
Can we go out another?
Oh, my God, man.
This is my first ever episode, so I'm not used to talking on a camera.
Oh, I don't know.
I just finished.
I was doing it.
But anyways, that's how much soccer fans.
They're huge soccer fans.
Luke's from England and Enrico's from Italy.
They're diehard soccer fans.
Okay, okay, yeah.
These guys go to the games.
Like, Enrico's in Italy right now, actually.
And they were here doing Brett's Clinic in December for Luke's birthday,
and that was when World Cup finals were on.
Yeah, yeah.
I never really ever, like, put effort into watching soccer or football, as you call it.
And it was pretty entertaining.
No, we don't call it football.
No, but as they call it.
Oh, yeah.
Someone does.
not us.
It was entertaining, but there was like seven or six, like, I don't know.
I seen like eight like pussies on the field for sure.
They were like all diving and just like holding their shins and stuff.
Like I played hockey and had my tea smashed out like four times.
I got my tea smashed out a fifth time getting kicked in the mouth at Cowboys in Calgary.
Like, oh, really?
And I still went to Denny's at 4 a.m.
And had whatever drinks they served in eight pancakes.
So like no joke story.
They sell cocktails at Dennis.
Yeah, man.
Holy shit.
I don't know if they have.
No, no.
Not like Haiti stays.
They do not have alcohol at Denny's.
I don't think.
Have you best?
I don't think they do.
Yeah.
That's why I kind of have aspirins.
Denny's has a bar in it in Canada.
But I think they serve alcohol.
I've been to Denny's.
I've served alcohol.
Maybe they didn't give me alcohol at 4 a.m.
that night's but I don't know.
But like it was, yeah, I went there for sure.
Nate breakfast.
No one was.
No one was.
Yeah.
No one was surprised.
Keith kicked out while I was handcuffed.
And no one was surprised that it was your fifth time losing your teeth.
Because I'd meet the crop out of like five guys in the casino.
with my buddy, Trevor.
Cripes.
And our whole hockey team.
Yeah.
Trevor, let's get on.
Yeah.
Let's get some crapes at the Denny's.
Yeah.
Celebrate.
Yeah, watching the soccer game.
I don't know people were like getting hurt,
but it was entertaining for like the hype of it,
like big crowd and like the,
and it was like Thai game and that one guy and the other team,
I don't know.
He was like the superstars.
Is there anything else?
Should we call in?
It's just calling Trent David.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
I think we're going to call in Trent real quick.
Real, real quick.
Do I got to roll one?
Do I got to roll another?
Okay.
Yeah.
I walked in there, like, can we get Trent?
I don't know if you want Trent.
Trent.
What are you doing?
Take a seat, dude.
Just keep in mind.
Keep in mind.
What?
This is a family program.
Whoever.
I'm good.
Oh shit
Oh, I'm so sorry, Carter
Okay
Like I said
Like I said
You guys are here to enjoy yourself
I guess
I'm not gonna hold it
We'll see how this goes
Alright Carter
Much man
Carter's been hooking it up
All week
It's been
It's been such a good time
Having you
He's the most Canadian man
We know
I love the stories
Yep
I love the stories
It's like going through
Like a maze
Following sometimes
But that's because I'm stupid
What's the
I'm not drunk
I just pretend to be
No you're fucking drunk
All right. Okay. For the final segment of this podcast, it has been a bit random one, but it's been good.
We have Trent and David, two of our good buddies. Best friends, I'd say.
Okay. Yeah, yeah. Pause. Close it down. Keep home. He's delet a little bit on that.
No, no, no. I just wasn't sure if you felt that same way. So I wasn't going to just say that and then have it be awkward.
You know what does go a long way, though? You guys are the friends in the group chat that we use the most.
I was just saying that. Use that the most.
I feel like I talk to you guys all the time
and I watch your guys' videos
so it's like I hang out with you all the time
but then when you guys see me
it's literally the first time you've seen me in a year.
Hey, Trent.
Yeah.
You're still cool then?
Yeah.
Somebody else has also said like,
so I listen to the podcast
and I watch the videos and everything
and then when I'm around you,
I don't really know what to talk about
because I know everything.
I feel like it's all my questions.
All my questions that I was going to ask you
so I don't even ask.
I definitely talk to myself when I'm listening to your guys' podcast and shout things back into my radio.
That's funny.
Yeah.
I almost call you guys to be like, no, you're wrong.
Ryan was talking about, we were talking about something that I called people at Haydays.
And Hillrods.
Hillrods.
Hillrods was the name.
What did Ryan say?
He said, uh, rat, rat, uh, lot lizards.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm like, Ryan, that's so wrong.
And I wanted to call you guys.
I'm like,
I wouldn't do any good.
It was a week ago.
You guys recorded this.
So what's the story with both you and Mike having tendinitis in your arms here?
I don't think Mike's is tenonitis.
I think it's just.
You're faking it is like a secondary.
So what's your forearm is disturbingly large now, Trent.
I'm going to be honest here.
Mike,
what do we got going on over here?
It's pretty big.
It's pretty big.
Oh, my God.
Here, come over here.
Let's see it.
What are the arms?
of you guys getting these specific issues at the exact same time on a trip i've never had this before
and it's brutal like it makes it not fun like yours looks a lot different than mine let me see
dude it's huge it's on fire right now too so much different what is it oh that's a lot less hair
no it's not yeah it is look it no look it dude my honor my honor
My arm is like, okay, first of all, my arm is...
Oh, dude, you should sign this.
Hey.
I did not think you were just going to grab it like that.
Hey, the comment with the most likes
gets signed KT tape.
Okay, well, you're saying, man.
We're going to have you be the man responsible for that one.
Yeah, I'll take that only.
Oh, my God, that's gross.
You can pat that.
There's so much hair on that.
Oh, it's stuck to my finger.
Oh, it's stuck to my finger.
Ryan
it's like the scene
let me see that
it's like the scene
in Monsters Inc when they get the dirty sock
on them
whatever it is
2319
I meant to make that a lot
smoother but I couldn't get a grasp on it
I don't know it just seems like
weirdly
hurts doesn't it weirdly
suspicious that Mike and Trent's
forearms are both cramping
and overused
Are you guys both right-handed?
Yes.
I've had an ongoing issue with bicept tendonitis.
And this is a, what?
Myweekly something, I don't know, bicept tendonitis.
It literally looks like my arm is broken.
It might be.
Yeah.
You got going up higher there.
We don't know how health care works in Canada,
so we can't even go to the doctor.
All joking aside, that is a massive concern of mine when I'm up here.
I've never Googled that.
It's true, but a U.S. citizen in Canada health care.
work. I'm sure they would still accept
you. We could go to a hospital.
Could you go to a hospital in Canada
as an American? Yeah.
And then what?
You're probably going to be able.
Yeah, that's a problem.
You got a pay in maple syrup.
Beaver pills.
You're going to play in maple syrup.
Hey,
actually, Carter, I have one more question
for you. Here, you can just hop in right here.
What's up with
like every
business
feeling that they need to put a maple leaf on,
on their logo or just on the front of their building.
You get real close.
It's like all the Americans love their flake so much.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look at my skin's hood.
It's got two American flags.
Yeah.
Ben,
do you think we're just desensitized to it and we just don't notice the American flag?
Totally.
We love deep.
Yeah, I suppose, I suppose.
Look at, hey, look at all your drops.
You guys do so many red, white, and blue drops.
We do.
It's American.
It's Canadian.
Do you think that, here.
Yeah.
do you think that Canadians have the same sense of patriotism
if that's the right word
no you guys are way more you guys patriotic Americans go hard
very patriotic nice
all right you have it
that's sick thanks bro yeah I like Canada but I like Canada too
on that note
this has just been a
educating the Americans on Canadian culture
Try you can't have a sub-conversation in a podcast
No, you can't
We just did
We're having a conversation about thin pancakes
Crapes
Are you saying crapes or crapes?
I want to say one thing on a serious note
I told you guys numerous times this week
But like the videos
You guys will see in the videos
You're riding the last four years
Ben did a pretty massive drop today
Like a respectable proper drop today
your riding has progressed so much
and I am so stoked for you guys
like originally it was a joke like
oh let's see what kind of shit we can get them in
and now it's like
we're in the shit and you guys are right there behind us
and I am so proud of you boys
thank you David you too Ryan
it's fine hey hey hold up
hold up Ryan can you sit down actually
Ryan have a seat right here
give me angry Russ
first off thank you Dave
I actually think that we have
progressed
a lot more than the amount of time
that we put in would equate to
and I think it's just because
like we ride like four times a year
realistically it's been 20 days
a mountain 20 days of mountains since we first
rode together in the mountains
so not a whole lot of time but I think it's just the fact
of like being forced
into the shit
and then also watching like the best
riders in the world
do their thing and like
kind of just having to follow
somebody called the cops
oh god
they shouldn't be far
they've been they've been
swarming the block
but anyway
do you mean all of us
or
or like most of us
who are we eliminated
I've had a tough trip okay
Ryan had a bad couple days
I've had a tough trip
you know I did
Ryan
you did
struggle a bit, you did.
But you can't let
the anger get in the way, Ryan.
Okay, today, I don't know if you
saw my story. There was a
screenshot of Ryan when he was
straight up and down stuck next to like
three trees and I said
the caption was dead inside.
Yes. And he was just looking into the camera
with these blank, like nothing in his eyes.
I saw that more on this
trip than I have it a long time.
Yeah, it was just like a sign of defeat.
It's just a bummer too because I've been, I've been
trying to be better vibes
type of guy lately you can't
not working and that's what's unfortunate is
like when you are making an effort and then
people go oh yeah you've really been
crabby this trip and you go fuck have I
but and no it's been a tough
it's been a tough go around
and I honestly I've done some of
my best snowmobiling
just not on the camera just not on camera
yeah because yesterday
and also just nobody saw it
nobody was around
no at the end of the day yesterday I said that to you
in the truck yesterday, I was like, dude, you were shredding at the end.
No cameras on, but I promise it happened.
Yeah.
I kind of like get nervous, a little camera shy, you know?
Yeah.
The irony.
It's crazy because, yeah, I mean, we haven't been, like, filming for that long,
so you still get, like, camera shy and...
I'm working on it.
Did you guys talk about how Mike was lost all day?
Dude, Mike's been lost...
Have we for the last six years of our friendship?
Okay, but we covered that topic earlier in the podcast?
No.
We should talk about that.
I mean, what's to be said?
He was gone.
It was kind of like he wasn't on the trip.
I know.
Everyone's like, where's Mike?
Like the whole...
You lost this in the trail back to the truck.
Multiple times.
He did that because of me.
My goggles were fogged up.
I did.
Dude, I was making new friends.
Me and Kyle's $28 billion were hanging out.
Dude, Evan, Evan, I got to the parking lot today at the end of the day,
and Evan was just hooked up to a random articat.
He pulled him into the lot.
So, yeah.
That's called making...
Moral of the story is like...
Well, when Ev did that, he said,
I just did that to get some good karma.
I go, I don't know, sure nice at you.
Yeah, I just did it because I wanted some good karma with the mountain.
Dude, you got it once in a while.
Karma Mountain.
I want more karma mountain.
Mountain's a crazy place.
We have a mirror in the trailer to check for vampires.
Nobody gets that joke.
Trens.
Very specific joke, but you see it.
Yeah, yeah.
If you find a scene a vampire, you don't stab it in the next.
you draw a dick on its forehead because it can't look in the mirror.
Yeah.
But everybody else can see it.
I feel like we got to wrap on that.
Yeah, please.
All right, okay.
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