Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV on Difficult Pranks, Ken's Dating Show, and Durability Of New Vehicles
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All righty, everybody, welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast.
Hello.
So I like to consider this podcast, you know, a pretty inclusive.
We're for men, women, not really so much children, but old, young.
but I would like to start out this podcast
with something just for the boys
okay all the ladies right now
you just you skip ahead
five ten minutes
you don't need to hear this
that's nice of you yeah
knock it out right away
yeah so yeah
all the ladies are gone
skip on
you guys watch The Bachelor this week
no no
why would you get rid of the bachelor
or why would you get rid of the ladies for this
this is a boy TikTok
it was like the TikTok trend
of like start talking about okay
now this this this is just for the boys
only it's a boy's discussion about the bachelor to answer you i actually did watch it okay good so which
i never do and i only watched the the first i've never seen a full episode of the bachelor and i'm not
even saying oh because because you're kind of a wuss if you watch it nah i just never see you want
know why i did because one of alex's my girlfriend's friend was on the bachelor so i was like
well shit oh really i'll watch it so she she had it on so i was like well sit down watch it's pretty
cool like someone you know and it's on the bachelor yes from fargo
So what ended up happening, man?
And also before anybody listening to him that goes,
I don't want to hear the boys talk about The Bachelor.
It's basically 30 chicks trying to fuck one dude.
It's great.
It's great TV.
Like when you look at it that way,
it's pretty cool to watch.
You just watch one of your good imaginary friends just live in the dream.
I've actually,
I haven't watched a single episode of it,
but I've heard pretty good things about it from a lot of guys.
It was good.
How many seasons, Ken, look at how many seasons the Bachelor or The Bachelorette?
has been going.
The current season is season 27.
Oh my.
And they do like Bachelorette.
So that'd be 27 years basically.
It's been going on, wouldn't it?
Yeah.
Because they only do one a year, don't they?
They do the Bachelor, the Bachelorette, and the Bachelor in Paradise.
Oh.
And the Bachelorette is on season 19.
Wow.
But it must be because there's a shitload of shitty dating shows out there.
They've modeled so many after it too.
Like I remember flavor of love when I was a kid.
and they'd like like uh the hard rock with chris fucking kid rock i mean kid rock well what about the
the one that uh my buddy jace got uh too hot to handle yeah yeah there's so many love island
yeah maybe he was love island i don't know it was something though that they hit him probably
f boy island yeah it might have been that but they were when when jace called me was like
dude i just got hit up by this uh talent agency that was like we're looking for candidates for this show
I was like, bro, you got to play into just being the biggest douchebag.
We're like, bro, you got to just play into that character so you get a spot on it because
they're obviously looking for like the most extremes.
That's why I was very interested that the chick from Fargo got one of the spots.
So how did that, well, one, how did she get the spot into what ended up happening?
Honestly, so when I found out that she was going to be on it, I, you know, I've never even
talked to this girl.
But I was telling Alice, I was like, she needs to like either go on there and like be one
side or the other like pull her up like either be like the the bad girl or the like sweetheart because
it's always like they they seem to pitch people against each other and those people make it the
furthest and they almost get their own show after it and if you're in the middle they don't even show you
stand out yeah you got to stand out on one end of the spectrum is kind of what I was telling her which
I don't even think she did that I don't think she told her anything like that but I'm sure she
already knew one of the story is like she came in and honestly I feel bad for
Or because, like, a lot of this stuff, I'm pretty sure is so set up.
Like, I was watching all the shots.
And as, like, someone who makes a video every week, I was like, that was so set up.
But you don't just have, like, these, you know.
Still reality TV.
Natural scenes happening.
But she kind of got depicted as, like, they just, they chopped it up and didn't make her look, like, by any means, like, awesome.
I thought they were, like, setting her up to be kind of, like, the antagonist of that whole season.
and then the guy just like let her go first night so like they just kind of made her look bad
and then i feel like you're beating around the bush here right what was your take on it well
so cj is definitely right when i mean her intro was like up in fargo we say ufta and uffta like
they were all they were all they were all cringy they were i mean i that's a tough position
for the girl to be in and stuff like that and you know that they were like oh would they say
uft up there you need to say that and she's like okay well i got to make the show
I didn't do it.
So she does that and she kind of had like an iffy one-on-one.
It's a difficult scenario for sure.
Then after that, things kind of started to twist and you could tell they were probably
trying to feed her like, oh, you need to be pushy.
You want.
You're out here getting what you want.
You're from a hardworking area.
You go and get what you want.
So she starts doing that.
And then it appeared in the show, you know, I'm watching.
I'm excited.
I'm North Dakota.
Get represented all that.
it appeared as if she started to get really drunk.
I'm not sure if she did,
but they run them all night and they're drinking and whatnot.
And then he's talking to another girl and she's like,
I'm going to go interrupt them,
which I think is like a no-no.
It was kind of weird.
So she goes, interrupts them and then they cut to her doing like a side interview.
And she's like, I'm going to get what I want.
I want to kiss.
I'm going to go after it.
So she interrupts the conversation,
which was really awkward.
And then, see, they gritty together, which turned into quite a meme.
Like, whatever.
To be fair, she was depicted very cringely.
But every single girl on there, the whole thing is cringy.
That's like part of the whole show.
That's part of their show.
You know, that's the whole schick of it.
So I'm sure they were kind of like setting her up to it.
100%.
So then she goes in and kind of does this thing.
And she kind of forces a kiss on the guy.
And the guy was just not having it.
Yeah, it was really strange.
And I don't know if that was her, the show, whatever.
I'm watching, I'm just like, oh, wow, this is just not going well.
No.
After that, all the other girls are like, holy shit, what's this chick doing?
Then eventually after that.
She was the main character of the first episode.
She was.
She made that episode.
She made the whole episode by far better, by far better, which is what I was, and when
I was watching it, I'm just like, that's what I'm saying.
When I was watching it, I was like, she's doing an awesome job because you're standing
out.
That's basically what you need to do.
If you're going to get an opportunity like this,
You got to stand out, yeah.
You know, so I was thinking she was doing a great job.
100%.
So that happened.
She goes, ah, that didn't sit well with the guy.
Then she kind of goes off, cried a little bit, appeared to maybe even get a little bit more drunk.
Did a couple interviews where it didn't go so well and whatever.
Alex thought she was fake crying.
Okay.
So that is interesting.
And honestly, who knows, you know?
So then she goes.
To be clear, Alex does not know anything.
She hasn't asked her.
Okay.
And then she goes and interrupts a third time in this.
Same guy.
The guy talking to the other guy before the rose ceremony.
She comes up and goes, listen, I'm here for what I want.
All this kind of just lays it all in line.
She goes, am I getting a rose tonight?
And he was like, no, you're not getting a rose.
Like literally just turned her away.
Yep.
And he was, you know, super nice.
It's a pretty awkward position to be in for all of them.
And then she just kind of like walked off,
which I'm for sure was part of the show.
Kind of crying and stuff.
Yeah.
Like this big dramatic walk off.
Wow.
So, but I feel like, uh, it was like a setup.
I kind of feel like she was put on to this.
You kind of can push your own way, but then they are producing it.
So behind the scenes, they're like, oh, go do, you know.
Yeah, they're making good TV.
That's how it works.
That's how we're going to make good TV.
And at the, at the expense of this show.
Honestly, it's weird because if she wouldn't have gotten let go, she would have been, I guarantee
you to the end because it was like the main character.
So I don't know why.
why he let her go or if maybe that was just a producer's like play and like we're going
to have this first episode absolutely crazy and then boom throw everyone for a twist and and she's gone
first episode which is another thing you know because it's like it was very engaging it was very
100% um yeah if she's interrupting three times i think it was maybe the last interruption might
have been the one that put him over the edge of being uncomfortable versus the producers being like
it was never it was never going from the start like it's all just a big
scripted show personally dude so yeah when I was watching it I think she went in there and
she knows she's like okay I don't know if I'm gonna make it to the end we they started down
that road and she's like I'm going all in on this and they worked out a deal and now she's
going to come back in one of the later episodes oh you think where they pull people back
in they do that are like the villains or people that got let go early that have a story so I think
she went in negotiated back I mean she owns a marketing agency like she's smart
comes in I think comes in negotiates a bag to embarrass herself comes back later in the season
and then redeems herself and goes oh I'm sorry I did all this I just wrong yeah I was emotional
all that comes back redeems her personality redeems herself with the guy and then maybe
even continues on oh my gosh I mean if that's the case that'd be brilliant that that was brilliant
if not they better be listening to this right now being like holy shit we need to get this
on the team. She definitely got chopped up as the villain of the first episode or like the
crazier girl. But the only thing that like really bugged me about the whole thing was that all
these, so I'm so friends with all these people that are Fargo locals or whatever. And they were
on like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, just like bashing her. And I was like, like, they're just like
talking shit and all this. I'm like, what? It very much so irked me because I feel bad for her in that
regard because it's like you go and you try to get something going and whenever you're doing
anything maybe it's it's probably not just like fargo or or the smaller town uh midwest areas
probably happens a lot of other places but like whenever someone tries to do anything other
than the norm and it doesn't work out everyone bashes them and tries to make fun of them
when like they're just sitting at home the whole time not trying anything new not trying to like
watching them different yeah exactly so it's kind of like
I don't know.
It just irks me that she's getting bashed by, like, other people.
And to be clear, I've never even said a word to her.
I didn't even know that she was friends with Alex until she said that.
But, yeah, I feel bad for it in that regard.
Because it also is really easy to, like, make someone look bad through the power of editing
or make someone look really good.
We kind of know from a little experience about reality TV and now we, like, know more,
is that sometimes the group, let's say it's a group of us that we're so stoked to be on the show
that someone, the producer gives them
a really dope role.
And so they're stoked.
They're like, yeah, yeah, I'm going to go
be the badass or be the funny guy.
And then some people get a really bad role
and they still like played out
because they're getting the bag.
You know, they're getting paid.
Like, okay, but you have to play like a dweeb
and you have to say stupid stuff
you don't want to say, but you have to make it look
like it's you saying it.
And that's what I think happened to her.
And I think to go with CJ's saying,
I think people from around here
got way too tore up about it.
So for everybody else who isn't from around here,
she got like shit on on Facebook.
And I was like from just like literally people that went to school with her.
I think she was like a look better at her above me.
That was the biggest thing is like she made Fargo looks so that.
I'm like I never associate a character with a town.
Like that's just kind of like a maybe a little too self-centered,
too self-centered of something to think.
You know, like she I don't think anybody really cares.
And I think people should be nice to her because, you know,
it was like for her.
for going out and trying something.
Yeah, fuck, yeah.
If you're a hater and you haven't done shit,
you don't have any right to hate.
But, I mean, if she wants to continue her journey in behind or in front of the camera,
we got a buddy, big Ken, you single.
Yeah, we could do our own version of The Bachelor with Ken.
Dude, people love to see other people fail much more than they like to see them succeed.
Yeah, it's more interesting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm sure that they were, you know, pretty excited to see this chick go on and,
and get made look like a fool
and they were like
told you told you like that shit isn't worth it
or like the winners like to see other people win
it's always interesting too
when something happens to us or bad publicity
comes out about us just like
the people that come out of the woodworks
to show love and then you see so much
so much of like how people really feel
because then they start talking shit
because they feel like they have like some ground to stand out
Like, I told you that they were idiots or things like that.
So, I mean, it is always interesting to see the people that have your back on the L's.
And to be fair, there's nothing wrong with just living a normal life, working a normal job.
But I just don't like people that hate on other people for going out and trying to do something different.
And, yeah, like, I mean, we've all been at the mercy of that probably still now,
but especially when we were even smaller than now.
and yeah I mean my only advice to like especially in something like that it's it might seem like a big deal now but literally in one week it no one's gonna fucking remember no one's gonna care you know and that that could go with like literally anything even if you're in like high school and maybe like some big drama scandal or something happens and you feel like everyone is talking about you or making fun of you or whatever and you're you feel very insecure guarantee you if you just keep at it keep moving on keep moving forward
in one week something else will happen and everyone's going to forget about it.
I'm going to say, you're not going to be the center of attention for long.
So, yeah, it's good advice.
So speaking of like kind of what you said earlier about how you, in the limelight, in the camera,
you need to be polarizing.
You got to be like one or the other.
You got to be one or the other.
Otherwise, you're nothing.
I think I made a mistake.
So I don't think it was worth it for me to get my nipple piece.
Oh, I was going to say.
I was going to say, is this about the nipple pierce?
Yeah, and like, and I'll hear it from you guys, but like, I already know.
I know the whole story.
Like, I know.
I know that I didn't react good enough.
The whole, like, everything about me getting my nipple pierce was bullshit.
Like, it didn't even make, and it didn't make it in the year and recap, which I get.
Yeah.
I get that, but it didn't make it in that.
And then also, like, I didn't do it during the summer.
So no one, like, saw it in person.
The reason that I got it was parking in front of the door, like, totally.
Total, which barely, we had to like cut it up to make it even at all interesting.
So I remember even at the time being like, should I just, you know, lay down and be like, I'm not doing it.
I'll do it for a better reason.
But you could have probably said that, but also at the same time, we were staying so true to like this rule that we had in.
I was like kind of like, I think it's dumb.
I'll still do it.
And then I was like, I'm going to be a badass and not making noise.
And then it was just like, he pokes a needle through my nipple.
And then everyone's like, ha, you got it.
There was something cool about, like, how you were so tough about it, but it definitely...
That's the only cool thing I have to say about it.
The only positive about you being so, like, tough and not even flinching about it was that it was different than everyone else absolutely screaming their lungs out.
Yeah, it was like a good comparison to it.
But then at the end of the day, like when we were making the year-end recap, we had all these different ones.
There was, what, six of them?
Yeah.
And, uh, well, five.
There's five of them.
Ryan didn't have his.
Um, and we were like, man, I just.
I feel like this is just like
kind of getting repetitive
And if there was anyone to cut out
And there's mics and
I'll just take pride in that then
I'll take pride in that
I remember just be like
Damn bro he's gonna watch this and be like
Fucking hour and 45 minute long video
And I couldn't get three seconds
For his nipple getting pierced
Are you guys his nipples fucked up after that
That and that was like
My finishing thing is yeah
My left one is a lot of less attractive
Than my right one now
Was it really mad
Yeah it's just it's like
bigger now yeah mine looks like kind of gross dude like not gross i shouldn't say but
i thought doing having both of them get done i was like well at least they'll be even but this
one's like something's up with it dude it's like bigger now and this and i'm like god damn and i've
also gained some weight too so it's not helping you think it's going to your nipple oh possibly
possibly so you know that's one consequence that none of us ever thought about like it doesn't
really matter either like you're you're how it's a little different but we should start doing tattoos next
If I do tattoos
I want to be like
Cool
No I was just like
Sounds like a more permanent
I've always that idea
It's face on my arm
That'd be cool
The idea always intrigues me
But I simply
I couldn't even let like
Someone who doesn't have a mean boat
And their body pick my tattoo
I just
And then let alone
Your best friends
That are definitely gonna pick a funny tattoo
I just couldn't do it
It's just
I don't know if it really fits our look though
Like being all
If we were all tatted up
Well
You look like Miley Cyrus
with like
these random tattoos all over your body.
Even if you did it like cool, like you did like a full sleeve,
it just with like almost, I don't know.
I feel like it just is too badass of a look.
And we're just not badass enough.
Well, dude, you could be like,
I'll get some tattoos sometimes.
I was just thinking the other day,
someone asked me if Cody ever got his brap.
He has brap on his,
I guess it's on his right hand and it says Brad because the P,
the D or the P looks like a D.
And it's just really interesting to me.
He like went in, got a tat, and it was like his,
First tat ever, still his only tat, and it was on his hand.
And then just never, no more.
He didn't have any more, no urge to get even another one anywhere.
Most people say once you have one tattoo, they're very addicting.
Well, you might as well just lay them on, yeah, after a point.
Mike, the thing that you said, though, like, I wouldn't let anybody pick a tattoo
even if they were the nice people in the world.
I get that.
But the other side of things is like if I picked a tattoo for CJ, I know in like three weeks
time I'm going to lose something where now tattoos are an option and then he gets to pick one
for me so it's like how hard do you want to go on it well and I agree with that too but it's like
sometimes people's levels are just different your understanding of if I'm picking a savage tattoo for
you and you're picking a savage tattoo for someone else they might just be much different in different realms
where I'm like that is savage and then you're like no he's got to get just as dick and balls right
on his shoulder like that was a horrible example but honestly though
if you were fully tatted up,
I'm not letting Mike,
you could, like, put my tattoo.
If you were fully tied up,
you could put, like,
a dick and balls on someone.
And it literally wouldn't fucking matter
because they're so tatted,
it would just probably blend in, you know?
Yeah, you don't look at that room.
Like, after a point,
you would hardly even notice half the shit, you know?
It's just, like, crazy, but...
It is interesting,
how you said,
Myli Cyrus,
how there's, like,
a new kind of age of tattoos,
like, where you just get, like,
little ones all over.
I think those looks so dumb, dude.
I think, like, on,
like, certain girls,
it can,
be an aesthetic. But other than that, I think
they look kind of silly. So this is going to
probably tick a lot of people off.
Do you guys think Myles Cyrus is hot?
It seems like all of our
girlfriends think that she is so hot.
But I'm just like, I don't think she's
that hot, dude. She looks like, no
offense, but she looks like a lesbian, which there's
nothing wrong with being, but she does.
She's got like this grease back.
Yeah, bro. I'm just like, what the fuck?
This isn't hot at all. I ran a mask
tats and like, she's just like
kind of greasy. It looks gross. It looks like I'm show.
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I think that our girlfriends think that Miley Cyrus is 10 times hotter because she stands
for like women power and she kind of came out with like these songs and she's like
fuck boys and all these things.
And I think a lot of girls think that's hot that like women are standing up for other
women think that adds to it.
Because if she came out and was like pretty like acting masculine and like didn't stand for
like things that they believe in.
Probably wouldn't be as hot in their eyes.
Her voice is kind of manly, too, even, a little bit.
She sounds like a smoker.
Yeah, but that's hot, though.
Yeah, in some songs.
Oh, you think that's hot?
Because I guarantee CJ does not think that's hot.
You think a manly voice is hot?
Well, no.
And do I...
I guess, yeah, do I think like a female with a...
Yeah, I guess if I'm going to be...
Yeah, if a female sounds like a smoker and a man that's hot, no.
No.
No. But, you know, if she sounds like Miley Cyrus, yeah.
Well,
singing or talking definitely singing yeah that's so you take that with oh i guess you kind of take that
if someone has that type of voice and they can sing like that how could you not think it's at least
halfway well yeah definitely having talent yeah i mean talent is attractive but i mean if you're just a
just a bar rat just ripping darts with the boys out out front she's like hey welcome welcome
Welcome to the roadhouse.
Mike's like, oh, my God.
She,
Miley Cyrus is so good at acoustic covers of sometimes male songs,
but more like old country or rock.
I mean, have you heard?
It's like post Malone.
No, she does a cover of nothing else matters by Metallica.
Yeah, and it's so good.
It's fucking extraordinary.
It's amazing.
So I don't know.
There's things.
she's not my style but she's probably somebody's style you know very hipsterish style yeah with like
the tattoos yeah but we cannot i just i'm like that all being said we can't forget about like jays on
my feet and that's a lit song you know that era like j's on my feet was a lit song i don't know if
you think that i'm 23 that's right he likes it i i wasn't necessarily hyping up the song but that was an
interesting time dude you're in the you're in a vehicle of subs some somebody's
in high school that happened to have a subwoofers
and you're just like rattling the whole car part
you're like this is lit.
To Miley Cyrus?
No.
It was,
I don't know.
I want to put myself in that position.
I just know if I can't.
The song wasn't just Miley Cyrus.
It was Juicy Jay who was like
one of the most popular rappers back then.
Yeah, like you throw on like little low Wayne
a millie or something like that.
Yeah, I can picture myself in Justin's Beamer.
Dude.
Shaking to my core.
Well, you just pick like just the most song.
Yeah.
You guys know who's such an.
underrated women rapper
bad baby
what happened to her
dude she started doing only fans and she got a bag
she made 53 million dollars on
only fans so I don't blame her for
probably what happened probably what happened that's crazy
but she had some bangers
did you see what she said
yeah she did have good rap music but I
watched this interview with Caleb Presley
on barcewell would you speak about
chopped up stuff that's like
highly like chopped up and edited
to make it more funny but it was
God, they're so good at it.
And intriguing.
Yeah, and they didn't even make her look bad.
So when she turned 18, she dropped her only fans that night.
So as soon as she turned 18, only fans, pictures up, go subscribe, like, that minute.
And then I guess she, like, made a statement saying that anybody who subscribed
to her only fans that night or that first night or whatever should be in jail.
And she just said it herself.
Yeah, about the people that helped create that bag for.
Yeah, that is a weird thing, though, if you think about it.
about it. That's kind of fucked.
Well, it's like when Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things turned 18 and like all of these people were like, finally she's 18 and like just basically just making commenting how like she's hot and now she's finally 18 and then everyone was like you were just looking at her and then you just looking at her and then you just didn't say anything until she turned 18, but you thought that? I don't know.
Yeah, that's weird.
To answer your question though, she's probably just chilling dude in some big ass house.
I occasionally will get recommended her Instagram photos.
And it's her like standing on top of a Bentley or like standing on top of a Lambo.
And I'm like, that's awesome.
I can imagine that is exactly what Dr. Phil would have not imagined happening.
She's holding up a reputation, man, being a bad baby.
Talk about taking something that usually like for the instance of the girl going on, the bachelor.
So I mean, made a moment.
But making a moment and like running with it, dude.
Yeah.
Because she could have just been like a, like a kind of, well, one mean,
average.
You could have been just another episode, but you stood out so much.
Do you imagine me 18 years old making $54 million?
Like people like that where you made that much money so young,
you must have no perception of, uh, just like reality.
Yeah, reality.
And also just like how I wonder if they even realize how lucky they are.
Because obviously you got to be jaded to it because you never.
really even had a
I know it's like whenever
the cutoff age of whenever you get
that money so she got that money really
early but when she was 15
like she was mostly she was just bad
she's a bad guy but yeah
she was like you know she was like stealing
her mom's car and stealing other people's
shit and stealing stuff from stores and that
comes from kind of trying to just hustle
and having no money to work with
being a bad baby but she
yeah like came into money shortly
after that so probably forgot
everything about that and forgot everything ahead of her that she needs to learn.
You know, it's crazy, though, you see these rappers making extremely large bags,
but they never really give up the street lifestyle, like Gunna and Young Thug.
I guess I don't know a whole lot about it, but I think they went to jail for racketeering.
Rico charges.
Which is like the worst you can get, apparently.
Apparently, Rico charges are just like everything.
They can just charge you for everything.
Like, if you got charged for possession, they can't also attack your business.
You get charged with Rico, they're like everything.
We're going out of his driving record.
I've never actually even heard of that.
Yeah, everything.
To answer your question, I think it's because they stay hanging around like the same crew
and maybe they stay going back to like the hood and all that.
And also like, I don't know, I feel you probably can't take it out of them after a certain point, you know.
That's just like what you know and what you do.
As bad as it sounds like a little bit of pride.
I mean, we take pride in what we do and we try not to be different than
were when we first started and there's he's probably there these rappers are probably not trying
to be very different yeah what if i if i just like got the money got a mansion and then just
didn't do anything they'd be like yeah this guy's soft that's true changed that's that's very
true too damned if you do damned if you don't yeah i don't know if we've ever talked about on the
podcast but uh little baby has a documentary showing like his come-up story and little baby's
one of like the biggest rappers right now but dude he was making like a million
bucks a year selling drugs before he even started rapping and he started rapping
you want mute that turn your ring around
got to mute that buddy uh he started rapping like three years ago
just like the wildest shit yeah they kind of like forced him to rap too because he was in jail
or something and then once he got out he was hanging around you know his buddies who I think
were also maybe selling drugs but they were doing music on the side and he was just chilling
they like got him in the booth one time and they were pretty good I thought he had a big rapper
I think it was Young Thug
I think Young Thug was like his boys
Yeah they were like dude
Your Instagram captions are fire
You got pretty good like
Flow and Rhythm
You should try rapping
It's pretty amazing
He's now literally the biggest rapper of 2020
And then you said that Young Thug paid him
To not sell drugs right
Or something like that yeah
Because then he was like
Well it's just so easy to like make a quick bag off of drugs
He was like no no no
Just stick with rapping
You're not going to make shit for the next year.
Or you'll be in jail.
Yeah, but I'll pay you to just stay off the streets.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's pretty crazy.
Hmm.
Can you get on those cameras are good, Ken?
Sweet.
All right.
Mike, did you want me to pull up that link you sent me?
Not right now.
Okay.
Yeah, I've got it ready to go.
Ken, would you be interested in doing that going on in The Bachelor?
No.
What if we did our own version?
of The Bachelor.
We got just, let's say, 15 girls, and we do a speed dating.
Like, it's like a quick little, like, I'm not talking clapping, obviously.
Like, that's kind of the noise I made with my mouth there.
But I'm talking just like, you know, maybe like a one minute, like boom, boom, boom,
like conversations.
And then at the end of it, you give one girl a rose and go on a nice date.
I could see it.
It could be a good little bit.
That'd be a great bit.
And you might find the love of your life.
Yeah.
Well, ask a girl from Fargo she wants to be on.
Instead of a rose, she gets your vape.
Evan goes instead of a rose, she hits his vape.
She gets it.
Oh, she gets the vape?
Oh, Ken must really like her to give away the vape.
I'll cherish this forever.
Well, it's only 2,000 puffs.
So the other day, I saw this news article saying that people will,
get 20% of the revenue made if they start narking on people for parking in bike lanes.
I saw this in a Casey Knysap video.
Yeah, and it's like a $1.75 ticket, I believe.
And then if people narc on them, they get 20% of that.
So like you just go around the city, take pictures of people parked in the bike lane,
turn them in, they get ticketed.
And then you get 20% of the revenue.
It's just like.
So you make like 30 bucks?
Yeah, but I mean, you could just go around.
around to do it all day.
Like, that could just be people's jobs.
10 of them, you got 300 bones out there.
For a stint, I'm sure it'll change and get saturated, but that could be literally
people's jobs.
That's Uber Eats money.
Yeah, I'm sure people would take advantage of it.
But I don't know.
There was like the argument of just like, is that morally messed up for like everyone to
become kind of like a parking police?
Yeah, you're going to switch up.
Become a rat.
It's tough because if I were in a situation where I needed a park in a bike lane,
you know, things were going on.
I'm in a hurry.
and then this and that and you got caught by someone like that I'd be like screw this guy
however that's one of those things it's like have you seen the the shopping cart police
kind of the guy on TikTok so funny so funny he just goes around and just harasses the shit out of
people that don't put their carts back cart narks cart narks that's pretty funny same vibe it's like
these people are getting so mad and they're like get out of my way and and he's just like just put
your car back. We'll be good. We'll be good
here and he's putting magnets on their car
that say like, I don't even know, all
kinds of stuff. And it's the same thing. So I thought
you're going to say that they're paying people 20%
to like catch people doing like
bad shit. But they're just catching
people trying to take the easy route.
So I don't mind it. Yeah. Yeah, because they
they technically did something wrong. Yeah, I guess they are
parking in the bike lane. That could be kind of annoying. So
anyone who's familiar with dystopian future
type of things, that's got to be. That's
got to be somewhere along the progress line when you turn when you turn people against themselves
to help the government that's got to be in there yeah that's very true yeah i mean and i wasn't
thinking about turning people against themselves for the help of the government but that's exactly
what that is yeah evan's like what's wrong with being a rat oh my god evan moves to new york
Evan shares a few video ideas with people he maybe shouldn't have
that didn't ruin a whole lot
and now he's forever known as a knock
We should pull up a clip of cart narks
That shit's funny
Yeah
Oh look at you Ken
Jim and he's Christmas
I think it's kind of funny being a narc
If it's like lighthearted like this
Like there's really no consequence
Well that's kind of why I use this as an example
because it truly is, like, one of those things.
Unless you're physically incapable and handicapped,
just put your cart back.
Weep-ske, poodle, a deep, dupage of camera here with the cart and arcs.
That's not where the carts go.
That doesn't want, that's not where the cards go?
No, but there are people, they pay people.
Okay, man.
Let me explain.
We hear this all the time.
Oh, listen, buddy, listen, I get what you're saying.
Thank you.
I get what you're saying, but.
But?
But.
You don't know, you.
You don't care?
this seems fake well now man when you go to the short oh is there yeah this seems
fake or something kind of uh this doesn't seem fake at all you pee on the seat when you use a public
restroom because they pay people that she's that's the same idea gotcha then he put some magnets
of my life that's what and don't listen to music while you're on your car that's not safe and it's against
what kind of car was that what do you do do do what do we got here
Oh, she's starting to drive her notes like.
Oh, yeah, he puts these magnets on their car.
They back your car here for you.
Madam.
Now, I will if you take your car back.
Would you like to do that for me?
Knock it off.
Knock what off?
Be it a responsible person.
That's okay.
It's for you.
See, he's got our phone number on.
Don't bother me right now.
I mean it.
But you're bothering people by blocking the spot.
You understand the correlation, madam.
You're starting this shit.
Back the fuck off!
You start this.
All I did was ask you.
Hey, people for!
But man.
Sam, what you got me?
The fuck alone.
I mean it.
Let me.
I got more.
Get the fuck away from me.
This guy is awesome.
And people just, he's got to be in Florida.
It's got to be in Florida.
It's in Naples, Florida.
Oh, yeah.
I want to yell like a big old sour puss.
Did you see her what she did with her car?
Get out of there.
See now, you're going on reacting.
You're falling for her tricks.
They'll get you one out there.
What's what I'm talking about?
That's what I'm talking about is the cards.
Dude.
Dude.
Just got to slap.
Holy crap she is, man.
Why don't you just drive away?
Why are you not?
That's my favorite part.
So many people are like, I'm in a hurry.
I got to go!
And they're like, okay, just put your cart back.
But I'm not coming to you.
Two minutes are-
This lady's going intense.
They fucking pay people.
I've told you the analogy.
Do you throw trash on the ground?
Because they pay people to pick that up too?
No, they don't pay people to pick it up.
Then what a garbage man for?
Shut the fuck that!
Dude!
Dude, man, he had to have just, just unlocked something just hidden in this lady.
Yeah.
But I think that's what I mean.
Like, he, he unlocks that out of a lot of people.
This guy must have been like a former cart boy that had to go and get him.
Yeah.
You know, you know what I love most about this guy is that he's acting very Karenish by going up and basically telling people, you know, put your cart away.
And then he brings the Karen out of people.
Not being a Karen.
So then it's like two Karen's going out of each other.
And then pretty soon, he looks pretty normal.
He's like, what he said wasn't even out of line.
The way that he came up kind of reminds me of that, that police officer, that isn't a police officer.
That gets like superheated.
Yeah.
But it's not his job, you know?
So he's kind of got like the same, like, it's not my job, but I'm going to go.
I'm going to do it anyway.
We should do this for a bit.
The nice thing is this guy's got a hilarious bit, dude.
He's got a playful attitude with it, which is kind of what helps.
It doesn't sound like he's going to be very playful.
I like what Ben said, him telling them.
to put their cart back is a Karen move, but
he's not a Karen. He's just
very civil about it and just
pushes back lightly, but
he's not a Karen. We can't do this. This would be
a great bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this would be
good. When you put a magnet on someone's car,
can you get in trouble, though? I feel like
I'd be fucking piss. We know Ken would
be pissed if someone put a magnet on. But
if someone did that on, like, my
GTR, I'd be like, don't fucking touch my car.
I wonder if Cartnark's
was a thing before he was
recording it. Let's go to the
I wonder if he used to just do it without making a video of it just for the love of the game.
And then he was like, man, I should I should make content out of this.
Or if he was like, hmm, this would be pretty funny and then started doing it.
You know, like what came first?
The chicken or the egg here?
The cart or the narque?
You know what's amazing?
We got to order some of these.
So Ken just skip forward six minutes into the video and this guy's just getting, like he's.
Yeah, I'm trying to de-escalate.
No, you're making the situation.
No, you're escalating, like, just not cheering around.
I'll be happy to leave.
I don't want to make your, I don't want to make your job any harder.
Just go ahead and walk away.
I will.
That'll be great.
Thank you, sir.
Appreciate that.
Thank you.
Damn, this shit is dinged up, too.
You should you don't want this?
Okay, he is more of an asshole than I remember.
Dude, why is this the most Cali guy ever?
Look at his post.
Telly lives in California.
It does do them kind of dirty, though, because it's like,
You catch someone at the wrong time, having a bad day, and then one million people.
Watch you freak out.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, it is, it is kind of that, like we talked about it on a couple podcasts back.
You just, you're like pushing someone's buttons to hopefully get them to freak out at you.
And then they finally do something that you want.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's where I could get a little loose.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's fucking funny.
I'm not going to lie, though.
It's hilarious.
But I wonder what ended up happening.
Because that guy had to have seen that, you know.
You know, I wonder what actually happened.
It's got a million views, dude.
One of his friends saw that sent it to him.
Here's your guy, right?
And I mean, it's the same thing with like any prankster, really.
The video is going to get back to the person that gets pranked.
So it's like, if this guy is that pissed about it and he sues, well, yeah, how much ground does he have to stand on, like, where it goes?
Because, dude, I don't think that'd be worth getting sued over.
No.
If the guy's that fucking mad.
I love how he had a plug, though, for his lawyer.
Even if you're going to win, dude, you still got to go to court and all that.
that shit. This dude lawyered up just to
tell people to bring their cards back.
Well, yeah, it's got them on retention.
Yeah, seriously. Retainer.
Retainer, sorry.
Yeah, I like wonder, and not just for him
but for other pranksters too, because
like if you technically
don't get permission to use the
video footage of them, then
they could come after you for even just that.
Like, I just wonder
like what ends up happening.
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what didn't like uh jake paul get sued because he uses train horns by a train track or something like that
what was no he did it in like a at like a grocery store which to be fair
reason why we were so careful when we did ours is like you had to be so far away from someone
because you could like damage someone's ears or like imagine you gave someone a fucking heart attack
yeah spook him and basically he got sued which also it's like there's a point where you're
a dude like jake paul doing it everyone knows like okay he's got tons of
tons of money. I could get something out of them for this. Do you guys think that we could get
good reactions doing that around here? People are generally a lot more nice, but in California or
Florida, you got either crazy or you got psycho asshole. That's true. I bet if you did it,
I bet you would take five times. It'd be like Midwest mad about it. I bet it'd be funny. I bet you'd
get at least one good one. It is. I'm trying to maybe do it in the, in the warmer weather, though,
just because otherwise they're just going to be like, get out of here, close our door. I'm trying
to get out of the cold.
I feel like people would be more likely to literally just get in their car and drive away.
Or even if you threw the sticker, they'd just be like, I'm not dealing with this.
I'm leaving.
But it is, there is something about being caught when you know you did something wrong.
Like even if that guy 99% of the time puts his cart back, but yeah, he has a bad day feeling
lazy, doesn't put his car back and then gets caught and like you're embarrassed about it,
I feel like that invokes a different reaction in people that really.
get some upset like that you know and i'd say no matter what your mood is the greatest success for
like us doing it or anyone is they don't want to put their cart back you know no matter how they're
freaking out they could be even be calm but if they're like staying around talking to you and not
putting their cart back it's like that yeah that's what that guy's going to i think it's the way you
approach it too if you approach it like a dweeb then they're just going to be pissed but if you're just
like hey dude come on put your cart back yeah you should pull your cart back because and also
People just really don't like those magnets on their car.
Like, they're about to leave.
They're all, it's all going to be, like, that's the end of it.
They're going to leave out of the parking lot and he throws the magnet on and then it's
the magnet might be too far.
Double revs it.
If someone actually did put a magnet on my car, it's not like I'm going to go and fucking fight
them.
It's not worth it, you know?
Yeah, over a magnet that probably didn't really scratch anything.
Okay, I'm mad, but it's like, you drive away with it and then take it off.
What am I really going to fucking do, you know?
That's the logical response, but you get at someone in the moment like that
and then you never get the logical response.
It's kind of how the hindsight's 2020.
That's funny.
It's another way to bring out new content.
I wonder what these people go home and like tell their family or their friends.
So, well, I got YouTube today.
I was the victim of somebody's YouTube prank.
It's like when we went and did the shambo prank.
Oh, my God.
I got a.
When we were messing with the dudes over at Kia, Caleb, remember our boy?
I don't know if he still works there because we tried getting him to buy it.
Alex went to go buy a Shia and she bought one from there and I had to go in there.
Oh no.
And they fucking recognized me.
They did?
Were they like, are you going to fuck with us?
The manager like walked up and like had like a shit grin on his face like, you're not pulling
a prank on us today, are you?
And I was like, oh, no, no.
And I was just like, God damn.
And then you know, you just end up chatting me.
He's like, you still have that thing?
And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, we do.
and you know he was just kind of asking just general questions he's like so like how would that start
you know just the typical questions but he wasn't mad but it was like when he did that I was like
oh fuck you're kind of think you're like I'm just here trying to buy a car my girlfriend right now I should
have asked him if Caleb was still there gave him the business yeah I don't think he's still
that he was like I'm over this shit it's probably his first day dude we roll in there with a fake
Lamborghini and tried trading it in on a Kia
and they were like
they were pretty chill about it
they were just like dude we can we not
the worst part was the mics were fucked up during that
our prank mics have never
worked that's like an art until we bought
new ones yeah and then those even kind of
didn't work but dude pranking I need to get back
into it I want to get back into the pranks
that shit was funny the thing that
has been nice that we have been saying
that I like because I always
I've said it before I get so nervous
during prank you something about the messing with
other people just ups the uh the personal anxiety but i do like that we've went away from
pranking around people because they are like like we've said they're the innocent bystander
that you're trying to get a reaction out of so you can take advantage of them i always just feel
like it's kind of like a one-sided almost like a little bit of an immature but if you can if you
can uh kind of do it in a way where the joke's on you and they're more so just like
yeah this guy's a fucking idiot yeah or they're just kind of like confused and it's like
you're kind of the one that looks weird
but it's just like a funny situation overall
then I think it's funny but if you're like
you know making someone mad
and then have we had any videos like that?
I was like for us I think we've never really ticked anyone off
we just like make funny situations
where people are just like I love when we do that
I love when we mic up I love filming it
I usually I say that because I'm not very good at it
but I think the reason we don't do it
is because none of us are really good at it
and we all know who like who is better at it.
It's not really our style though either
but it's not but I still
really enjoyed doing it.
It is funny.
It's like something about it's an adrenaline rush.
It's a different with anything.
You know how like you can like dirt bike endure or you can super cross.
There's different disciplines.
You can different disciplines in content and one of those is live, true reaction.
Not always pranking, but like person to person.
I want to see Evan and Ken prank someone like a duo of those two together.
This is about how to go.
I do. That would be funny in itself. You guys could not even do that good and it'd be hilarious.
Would you guys feel comfortable being like partners in crime in a Cartnark?
Oh my God. Yeah. Both you guys are in the vest.
Yeah, but oh, like we put Cartnark magnets on somebody's car and then like they come up and then they call in backup.
One of them calls it back up. Yeah. And then Evan shows up. What's going on here?
You're like a crown vick in there. What if we set it up and as.
Ken was the cartnark, and Evan was the guy who didn't bring his cart back,
and then Evan and Ken dueled out a scenario,
and then the other people around were reacting to those two doing something.
It would be very difficult because of people being around, but I like it.
I think just as a skit, that is just hard to get people around in this area.
Yeah.
We got to go to Fargo.
Dude, I for some reason imagine, like, Evan's hair is getting super long.
He's got to take, like, a comb and part it right here and just grease the shit out of it,
both sides.
Dude, you're backup,
you're the manager.
Backup cartnark, bro.
It's hilarious.
One is funny,
but having a backup cartnark.
You guys would make a great duo in that.
I just know it.
Something I just had that came to mind,
before they do their prank,
these two,
we go to improv class,
practice, train.
And do we have those around here?
We'll find one.
I don't care if we got to go to L.A.
Bring these two to Hollywood.
we're doing it i love that idea i think that's a great
with an unlimited budget going to hollywood
to train these two just to go prank someone over in corn run
and then yeah we're in the central market parking
just for a dumb prank it's like five out of ten
they're still bad but just like a tiny tiny bit better
and at the end of the video we like chalk it up like we're so proud of these two
go check out the journey they really accomplish something great
today.
I think that's a great idea.
Yeah, no, I think...
I do love the idea of an improv class, too.
I think...
For everyone.
I think 2023 is...
We're going to do more pranks.
And that's definitely...
For everyone in this room,
probably not going to be good.
Yeah.
It would be funny, dude.
I feel like pranks, the very few that we've done,
it's kind of like going in to do reckless golfing.
You're really nervous because you're like,
fuck this is like kind of like uh you don't really know and whatever it's like a different type of
nervousness but then as soon once you're once you do it you're so happy like it feels so good when
you like get it done because you're like oh my gosh that was funny yeah or even midway through i mean
i can't i can't speak i don't have any grand to stand on here but like once you're halfway into it
you're almost like having in your head you're silent you're here this is so perfect
like jonah and cheddar at the at the one car dealership for example like once you guys
were about halfway in it and basically fully locked into your characters, it was flawless.
People still talk about that.
At the end of it, though, let's just say it goes wrong.
You can just like, be like, sorry.
And then just walk away.
And then they're just left confused.
Remember that time we prank that guy down the road with the lawnmower?
That you were a professional lawnmower racer.
And I was your mechanic.
Literally lives a neighbor.
We just miles away.
He's like, you're so confused.
Your dad's my chiropractor.
I go to church with your parents.
Probably.
And then you guys just go.
No.
But we're like, yeah, it's on ESPN 12.
8.
8.
Or whatever.
We just made up this thing.
And then you were in the back filming of the truck.
Like it was tinted windows.
And then Ben just at the end of it goes, hey, by the way, this was all just a prank for YouTube.
And we just hop in the truck and go.
We never show the video.
Never show a Mike, never show anything, and he was so confused.
Well, we go, yeah, hey, you're on camera.
This is for a YouTube video.
We are the C-boys because he was like, are you guys the C-boys in the middle of it?
And we're like, nah.
All of that.
And then at the end of it, though, we're like, yeah, you're being filmed over there.
We point over there.
Mike never hops out.
So he didn't know where.
He just pointed at the truck.
He looks at the truck, looks at the bushes, looks at the tree.
And he's like, we pulled out.
scratching his head like what just happened but like it was the weirdest conversation
talking about taking his lawnmower and going 50 mile an hour and we buy the thing from him
the only way i can driving it away have you guys ever had any moments where you've thought to yourself
like where's the camera like in normal life somebody random that you don't know like you look around
you're like what is all the time whenever like something weird is happening i'm always like
am i being set up is there a prank they're camera you know i'm
I hear like a noise in my house at night.
I'm like,
someone's pranking me.
For me,
it's like,
I hate that I do this,
to be honest,
but like me and Cody and Evan,
well,
always bullshit.
Really funny scenarios.
And I,
every time I go,
oh,
that'd be such a funny skit.
Why do I say that?
I just can't.
I'm like,
oh,
that'd be such a funny little video.
Oh,
that'd be such a funny TikTok.
But I can't just appreciate
the made up scenario in my head as it is.
I can't.
The only time I've ever really thought,
or had one of those moments is remember last year when we were walking around d or we were driving around dl and we saw the guy that was blindfolded
oh walking around town we never showed a youtube video i don't know we'll talk about it yeah but it's just a weird
yeah but i have i have all the video of him walking blindly across busy streets uncontrolled intersections
and through parking lot stuff like that and he's just blindfolded just how funny would it have been
like ryan was like i think out of the truck like filming with his eyes
phone like sideways and then like imagine the cops pull up and we're just like he's like what's going
on you're like I don't know these two are making some kind of video he just doesn't rope right what if what if
we me and CJ were behind it and we had the guy there's Ryan standing there we're like Ryan get in there
get in there and the guy's walking across the intersection and he stops and he just turns looks at
Ryan it just starts running after you can see the whole time yeah you can see the whole time you can see
The whole break, no, pretty much everything weird that ever happens, I'm always like, I am the joke.
And then as soon as, no offense, guys, but as soon as I realize that CJ is also behind, not behind it, I'm like, oh, there's nothing.
Because you two and Ken usually, well, Ken can't keep it a secret.
So I usually always find out before he ever tries to do anything.
I never actually go through with anything.
The few things that I do
Honestly, you guys just aren't
Big enough dicks to like
Pick up and do a prank on one of them
Yeah, that's what I mean
Like the thoughts
The thoughts enter my head
But they're not big enough dicks
Well, I mean
What the fuck say I make me a dick
For making funny a little
I guess it makes you a dick
Yeah, I would say in a way
We're constantly just trying to fuck with with each other
And usually it's for the sake content
It's for the content.
Yeah, I get that better good
Yeah, but like they don't have
like the mindset of like constantly
I think if you can admit both things
if it's for the better it's yes it's still
maybe a mean prank
and it's for the better good
yeah I like the better good
I'm so real thing of it
oh yeah I don't know the real thing
I think it's greater good the greater
oh for the greater good but I like better good
I was thinking about this and obviously
it's just an idea but I want to get your guys's opinion
on it do you think that we would ever do some kind of like
live podcast or just some kind of show in general a lot of YouTubers will go on tour and do
kind of like a set up show or or if they're comedians they'll do like comedy shows I don't really
know what that would look like for us if it would be a live podcast or just like a show kind of like
Danny Duncan does where you just set up and do like fun shit jump around I don't even know what he
does but we we have like a hour long venue set up just thousand people in there and we just get
on stage jumping around i don't know what else we would do well i mean a genuine answer is i think
it'd be something in between that it's really weird because i was just thinking about that literally
last night one of my favorite podcast bad friends they do a live show they go around they basically
do live podcasts i'm sure they switch it up and i go man you know so many people are doing tours i was
like what does that look like for us we've talked about that before but like and it does it looks
like a little bit of jumping around a little bit of like almost this and then a little
bit of
I think we just
set up a bunch of
stuff and then have
Evan ski over it
pull him in buying skis
he's a good skier
I don't even think I'd pay
for that
our little skier
it's like
why am I skiing
we're on a stage
it's not even any snow
I think I can do
so many other things
skiing is definitely
you guys are very good at it
but it's definitely like
one of the
more uncool things
that you guys are good at
like when you do
something really
cool on a dirt bike it's fucking cool or a snowmobile but on the skis there's something a little
bit anti-climatic about it you have a little bit of an old head way of thinking about it and i used
to be that way but like skiing's hard to look cool skiing yeah yeah that's exactly my point
like on skis you just don't look that cool i think we've gotten to the point where like we're on a
skateboard you'd look where we get that yeah but if we were to have a professional skier come out
and do like what we were doing in the last video but they are like professional
professional and can do it.
I mean, it's just the same thing as like getting on a dirt bike track, us going around
it, it's not that cool, obviously.
And then we get a really good rider out there makes it a lot more entertaining to watch.
Same situation with skiing.
And full transparency, I was blowing away at the shit you guys are doing on the skis.
I did not expect that, especially the smart car.
That was unbelievable to watch in person.
And I've watched a lot of unbelievable stuff.
But I did not expect that.
You guys were fucking high.
It's like 15 feet up there.
I think it's really cool that Evan is such a good skier.
Obviously, he's really talented at everything.
But, like, it's always interesting to find somebody that you're interested in
or you watch do something.
And, like, all these people are like, oh, Evan's a dirt biker and a snowmobiler and all these
different things.
It's like very badass things.
And then you find out that he's also very talented at skiing.
You might not even be that interested in skiing, but it's like, damn, this is like a, it was pretty well.
I'm surrounded at just being really good at a lot of things.
Or if you're a really good skier and you really like watching Evan
and then all of a sudden he's throwing that down, your day is made.
You see one of your favorite.
We should go urban skiing.
Imagine you're in town.
There's like some stairs and fucking went down it.
I mean, you don't mean like hitting the rails.
I'm talking like you're in town and there's like some stairs.
I like the sticks.
And like people are like having to get out of the way.
It'd be funny.
I'm pretty sure Jackass did that, like, back on their TV show.
Yeah, okay, they did urban kayaking, but imagine the skiing version of that.
I don't know if we got enough state.
We'd have to go somewhere.
It might be too short notice being that the video goes out tomorrow.
We should go to Duluth tonight.
Urban skiing.
So when we go to Duluth next week, I don't know if you guys want to do it, but that'd be fucking funny.
That'd be pretty funny.
And you're wearing, like, your skiing get up and you're very serious.
and we're like shutting stuff down
like hey whoa we got
no tricks
just going down shit
you're just like guaranteed
to eat shit and it's gonna hurt
it will be funny though
because there's something funny about
when you got those skis attached
and you're just like
they're like in the air and shit
I can imagine you would think
that's really funny
DJ loves this idea
because he goes yep I'm gonna hold the camera
yeah yeah I'm a stand
that's why I said I was like
maybe you guys don't want to do it
that shit would be funny
I yeah no I told
would but forgot my skis at home so it's very similar to being good at like wake surfing it's just
super anti-climatic climatic to watch yeah it's probably i'd say it's probably very similar to that
maybe you'd have to compare that to wakeboarding at least because i've actually a little bit more yeah yeah
i've had this just random i've had this in my notes forever but how much more badass wakeboarding is
than wake surfing but i mean like it's like oh cool you're really good at wake surfing that's cool that's
cool and then someone does like a fat backflip on a wakeboard and you're just like that's the
coolest thing on water i've ever seen now that you say that honestly our skiing bit in the last
video was probably the equivalent to having a wake surfing bit or you know a wakeboarding bit like
it's kind of a niche thing it's a little bit of a niche thing that it was great i thought well i had
one of the most fun time to ever do it you guys are all having a blast Evan didn't want to stop
he was having so much fun yeah we have fun dude Evan and i were uh
chatting about it last night like he's like i really really really want to try front flipping off
the smart car i know i can and and he said dude i'm going to lose sleep over it tonight and i lost
a little bit of sleep over it last night imagining you front flipping off that just the way it is
right now you think you could front flip off that yeah i didn't want to open the can where it's like
didn't even say anything and it was cold out today and i really didn't want to wipe out today yeah
yeah i think it's so beyond so be so be so
on possible that'd be so sick if you did imagine that that'd be so sick that's what we were saying
just the clip alone when adam was here we should have done uh we should have had like a snow
cross jump built for them to do that what what you guys did on skis yeah that would that would be
insane no i wonder if you'd just have just clear it yeah keep the smart car up there and then
the spring when it's dirt again build the jump a little higher and and step a pit bike up on top of
there that'd be fucking ridiculous probably not yeah i think the big bike would be too long because you
wouldn't that you are so high when you're on top of the smart car on top of the van it's like the van is high
but then the smart car on top is up there really like second story balcony it's like 12 feet you guys are at
12 15 feet up there i was stoked to see you guys conquer that like that's never been done we have
we always talked about a hole what have we jumped on top of the smart car and then it finally happened
It just felt like full circle.
I love that the vids have turned into showcasing other very talented athletes doing the exact same thing that we're doing
because we're not like trying to be like, we're not trying to be like we are the show.
But instead we are like, no, we provide the entertainment side where these people provide.
And I guess I should say the platform, but more along the lines of like,
Context and environment.
Yeah, to make something like that.
And then these people can show up and just do what they do best.
And then we showcase it.
And it's like millions of people see it and they get exposed to millions of people that they.
And it's just all good.
Normally not have that.
Ben's over like to, I don't know, an athlete.
Oh, I'm a promoter.
Fun promoter.
Give me a call.
Pretty much, dude.
It's so fun.
It just adds to the element of just making these videos better and better.
You know, because there's just like so much.
many levels to it and luckily we're kind of in like a position and and mostly just like the
connections that we've made over the years of getting these people to come out and and really
showcase their talents and have it be worth their time yeah yeah it's extraordinary to watch them
do things like that like things that you may see let's say like the jet ski see a million jet ski
backflip videos on facebook but when you watch that right there and film it the way that we like to film
videos it's so so cool to be a part of that and then you have you know snow cross riders like
adam who's like not always hitting the biggest jumps but he's hitting them fast and he's racing
next to people and then he's like yeah let's go out here let's build some giant jumps I want to
throw some whips off of this you know it I like the way you said that I like the way you said
filmed in our style and that's something that I love that we can keep doing is not doing the same
thing over and over again but the sports are never going to die per se like so we
filmed the sports in our own way and the activities in our own way and then next year we film
them in our own way again but it's different that's what i love like did you have a video mic
i did i did it's a pretty random video but uh speaking of i i will probably be talking about this
from here on out as far as the future goes like ai is definitely living with us and
they created a 80s style sitcom real like real life family guy and it just blows my mind like none of
these people are real. This is just
family guy characters made to look like real
people. So go ahead and roll
it, Ken. That's Peter Griffin.
I feel like Lois is hotter
in the cartoon. Really?
I thought completely opposite.
Meg looks like that cop that got caught
with the five guys. And then I'm like, damn, Stewie
just looks like a normal baby. Brian's
a damn yellow retriever?
Wait, so
AI?
Okay, pause it.
Are you guys think what I'm thinking?
Ken and Evan are getting excited.
They are moving fast.
They're only getting more smarter and more advanced, guys.
They're already writing TV shows that have already been written,
but making them live action.
How long until they can 3D print their own penis, er, robot dicks?
How long till they come walking in here right now
with a puff stick or whatever the hell you call your things?
Just dangling.
Seriously, how long?
Is that a puff stick?
Are you just excited to see me?
Both.
Okay, hold up.
So AI just made all this?
Yeah, basically, I mean, it just is just like intro scenes.
But like none of those people are real.
So what they did was give the AI, the family guy, like a synopsis, basically,
and some scripts and character descriptions and stuff like that.
And this is what it made.
And it said, make family guy and then gave him for me.
about it into an 80s sitcom and it created all of that wow and some of my favorite parts about
the AI thing is that so if it said make ben into a cartoon well all you do is take a picture of
ben and it would take about four seconds you know loading bar that's all it takes to make that no
no but it would and then i saw someone making a song they said make um this song sound like
this band made it um but also about this and it made it but but it but it's
took three hours to render. Oh, interesting. It's just really interesting. Based on the
information you give it, yeah, it just works. But it's just cool. Like some of them take four
seconds. Some of them take four hours. Pretty much everything that I've had any experience with,
it's been almost instantly. Yeah. And that's what I thought is so crazy. Like, yeah, you could
say, all right, can write a three page letter in the style of Mozart or in the style of the
Bible. And it would take him days. Yeah, and he'd be like, all right, I'm going to, I'm going to work on
that. Say Ken's a writer. But you,
just give it to the AI and you're like, write the Bible in soliloquy or something like
that. And it was like, do it in 20 minutes. It's crazy. You guys remember chat, GPT, which I was showing
you pretty much exactly what you were just explaining right now. So give this, chat GPT has now
passed a Wharton MBA exam, the bar, and a U.S. medical license examination. Wow. It's like it's
passing and doing all these, like, exams that you need to become a professional lawyer,
a professional doctor, like, that's crazy.
Just nearing the point where it can pull unlimited information in the smallest amount of time.
Yeah.
You know?
That's what I mean.
It didn't take 22 years of, or 25 years of studying law to get there.
It did it in.
I love that.
You just show up and AI is defending you?
How do you know if that information is?
That's becoming a thing.
I think either look that up what I know I've seen I forget what it's called but I've seen that
yeah it was like the first there's been a trial that was represented like the defendant was
represented by a robot oh my gosh they either said it's going to happen or it did happen
the interesting thing part about that is that a lawyer can be most powerful when they know obviously
they have to do two things personality persuasion and they can also be most powerful when
they know everything, every law and every book and every clause and every, so if you know it.
You would think that it would be for situations that like the county prosecutor is like
representing a murderer where they just need to know where they're like, well, I mean, he clearly
did it.
I always wonder how these prosecutors do that knowing that they're, they're, whoever they're representing
is guilty.
Yeah.
Because you got to, like, set, like, emotions and any bias completely aside and just go off of facts.
You have to just go off of evidence and facts, and that's, like, might be what these robots are doing, you know?
That would make the most sense, totally.
Like, they don't have emotions.
Yeah.
So this thing is called do not pay.
And it's the world's first robot lawyer.
And it's, there's so many different things that you can just have it do.
And it, like, like, fight medical fraud, fight bank fees.
Fight and wave fees.
Interesting.
Cancel anything.
Like they can get on the phone with a company and like cancel shit.
It's called do not pay.
Dude,
can it fight my high school bully?
I feel like,
in court.
I feel like we are in.
Like this is something that we're living the future right now.
You know,
you always think.
You ever see those videos of like the Today show trying to explain the internet?
And they're like,
yeah.
Everybody go try getting on the.
internet at www.w.
You know, like, they're all really weird about it.
They're like, make sure you type WWW.
Yeah.
And that's how people are going to look back about us.
Well, they won't look back on us, but how we talk about it like this.
You know, like, yeah, they're just like, man, they just did not get it.
Those, they were so dumb back to that, but it's like we didn't know, you know, sorry.
Yeah, we knew we were stupid.
No, Trent, our buddy Trent sent a video of that exact situation being like, what even is
the internet and like explaining the internet back in 94 or something like that and was like
this is like so funny to look back at and I was like I'd imagine we're going to be looking back
at like half the shit we said and be like man it's crazy we just didn't get it it is crazy though
because uh if just with the way that like the world moves it doesn't feel like it's happening
fast in the moment because there's never there's like a boom yeah now this is here it's just like
everything's just like such an ease and like a slow buildup or integration that uh you don't even
most time think much of it you don't realize it's happening you don't realize it until you look back
and like whoa like you know we used to not have internet on our phones you know it's like slow but
it's fast because i think everything's coming at us so fast that we it's everything's like beta
where we're like wow i'm not surprised that's happening now we'll see how it unfolds like
like AI.
Speaking of bringing things back from the past,
this is probably the last thing we'll talk about on here.
But you guys ever played Golden Eye on the Nintendo 64?
I did.
Like a legendary game.
They're bringing it back to the future,
and you can play it on Xbox now.
Dude, it was the old golden eye.
It's the same old golden ice,
not redone or anything.
It was like one of the first,
it was probably the first, like,
role-playing shooter game I ever played.
First person, yeah.
And it legitimately looked like
Minecraft, you know, not boxes, but like it was so bad quality that, yeah, I love that
I keep getting served Nintendo 64's on my Facebook marketplace. It's really weird, like refurbished
or just like a Nintendo 64 for like 150 bucks. I've been thinking about quite a bit of money.
I've been thinking about picking one up, but like when am I going to play that?
At least it'll never have to update. You have to be corded so you're like really close to your TV
just like back in the day. But yeah, it would be cool though. So when I saw that, I was like,
That's pretty sick.
That is cool.
That was legendary.
No, I'll leave us on one last note.
I mean, it's kind of a big idea, but it was such a good transition off of what we were.
So technology moves fast.
We all know that.
It's exponentially moving fast.
So I've brought this up before, but old people homes are kind of depressing.
Right now, in this day and age, these generations, they are depressing.
So it's like because we're on the last generation, I think, of elderly people not being
in touch with technology right when we're in uh manners and old people homes and stuff are we it's way
different i'm going to want to play video games if i'm capable i think a lot of people are going to
play video games but that's not just like it's anything you're going to want to whatever you do
to pass your time watch youtube videos um even as far as it like learn like apps that help you play
the guitar or anything but like right now they are nothing they just watch tv eat food yeah like
And read the paper.
Bingo.
And bingo.
I mean, there's stuff they do.
There's plenty of stuff, but not what we have to do.
When you ask someone that age, what do you do for fun?
They're like, oh, read the paper.
Yeah, we play bingo.
Imagine the old time.
So I think you could get ahead of yourself and make an old, what is it, assisted living, whatever.
You could make an assisted living home lit, but not like super lit.
Like, oh, yeah, we're going to have dance parties.
No, you just make it new age.
This is for people that have grown.
up and they know how to access technology and they have like or maybe it wouldn't work at all maybe
they'd still be like nah i'm senile this is a little bit off topic but you know what that reminds me of
is i always wondering of myself what let's just use my ford raptor as an example what is my
ford raptor going to be like in 30 years also one like because it's like this touch screen and like
technology and technology gets outdated so quick whereas like uh 1996 forward ranger
is just fine.
Everything works because it's like very simple in that respect.
But like what's going to happen with these screens and like technology and like even like boats?
Like stuff gets so outdated so quick and it almost like stops working.
And I don't know.
So I feel like a lot of these vehicles won't maybe be usable.
I saw a comment.
I mean, I've thought that same thought so many times.
I saw this comment when Toyota built their, that's not the forerun.
It's the bigger one.
Oh.
Sequoia.
They have their new Sequoia that just came out.
It's the highest trim one you could get in the sky taking a video of it.
I'm like, wow, this thing is nice.
I've never seen anything quite like that out of Toyota.
Same for the new Tundra's.
I've never seen anything quite like that.
And someone comments, Toyota learns how to build the cars to last longer than the luxury things they put in them.
Or then they put the luxury things in them.
And I'm like, okay, that is accurate or has to be accurate because they kind of do.
They make their cars last long.
and my BMW has, it's a 2006, sits most of the time,
so you get that, has like 85,000 miles on it.
It's like falling apart just from the weather,
just from existing.
I'm like, what the, like, make your, yeah,
you make the features and make the product last longer
than the engine and stuff.
Yeah, my dad has a toy, or he got a Toyota Sequoia in 2003.
Bulletproof.
Still has it.
We even sometimes borrow it.
Like, we've used it to pull a trailer up to Akeley and stuff.
Could still be used as a,
Family rigged today.
It still drives it around all the time.
It fires up.
Everything works.
It's actually really amazing.
It's got, you know, I don't know,
250,000 miles on it.
And that thing's a tank.
Yeah, I wonder that too, though.
With all the more bells and whistles,
like what does our RAM look like 25 years old?
Yeah, because I mean,
especially with how much, like,
doesn't matter, but like even like a newer,
like they have problems with it now.
It's like, you're going to be like,
my screen quit working.
I can't use the radio.
And you bring in, they go,
oh we discontinued making that 75 years ago or 10 years ago or whatever it's like well shit
but I'm sure there'll be room for other companies now to like come in and make their own
version to like replace it yeah so obviously they'll probably work I saw Porsche is doing a thing
where you can retrofit your dash and I mean it's made by Porsche it is a Porsche kit not
you know alpine and you put it in but it is a it's a double dink
screen with car play all the nice stuff all updated new climate controlled buttons so it looks
like it's from that era but just a little bit more updated with a nice screen and it's made by
Porsche so I could see that happening where they're like yeah you you almost have upfit kits like
they do for planes and stuff like that they go okay we take the old technology out screw in the new
technology good to go I feel like Porsche is the only company that's going to do that though like
your Toyota Camry they're not going to do that it's a disposable car
Also, I love that, but that's almost opposite of what we're talking about.
Correct, correct.
But we're, like, worried about those new features.
I mean, like the headlights in my BMW, they turn when you turn.
They don't work anymore.
How do I get them to work again?
I don't know.
I think that a lot of these manufacturers put technology in it,
knowing that it's going to be outdated in 10 years, hoping that they buy a new one.
I worry that too.
Basically, they don't care once you buy the car if the value of it plummets, if you think about it.
To an extent.
Yeah.
They probably don't.
To an extent.
Because I mean, yeah.
I mean, like, like, they already made their money.
They're not making any more money on it after you.
Like I think, like, Subaru, I know for a fact takes pride in their resale.
And how they last.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's true.
It is interesting, though, because a lot of the like high end manufacturers and brands,
they don't necessarily like lean.
on technology as much as
is like the masses do.
Like, you know, Ford Chevy or Dodge
are pretty heavy in technology
versus like even
Porsche's, Lambeaus, Bugatti's
just those three, for example.
I don't know if any of those three really have
screens in them. Like my car doesn't have a screen
in it. Timelessness is
a factor in their vehicle
making versus a consumer vehicle.
Yeah. Which all would, yeah,
blew my mind. When I saw a Bugatti
and I saw the interior of a Bugatti that
that was like brand new base again i was like why does it look like that and then they said
well they're trying to make it timeless i'm like i respect it makes sense it it is a little weird
no i think about it like that like your lamo doesn't have a like a bigger screen there and same
with like the r8s same with the buggadis nothing crazy because it's like the standard almost but
they didn't do it there that's what dates the car the fastest i'm yeah that's right that's basically
he doesn't have a screen because then it's a timeless piece of art that like it always works
the font isn't going to make it dated yeah yeah even that that's a good point yeah so i when
you hop in our ford ranger that doesn't have a single screen you don't run it like so timeless
this is nice the only thing that truly like dates the ranger is the pattern on the seat it's a very
90s pattern yeah other than that's wait another couple years it'll come back around they got to bring
the ford rangers you know obviously they're making them
now it'd be sweet if they like brought back the the 2000 early 2000 like late 90s body style i don't
know what generation that is but they're just exactly what you're like small they're smaller the
new ford rangers are almost they they are like in a little too big get a little big wait you know how
like uh they do resto mods like you can buy old camaro's and you yeah or you buy a new camero you put
the old body on top of it so drives like a new yeah what do they start doing that with rangers
That'd be sick
You put a nice drive train underneath it
You got a cold ranger
You got a resto mod
It's a ranger
Million dollar idea right there
Dude I love that idea
I love that we started this podcast out
Talking about
The Bachelor
And then we end on
Rangers and cars and technology
It just makes me think of
In the last podcast
There was a comment that said
Man
You just never know
What they're going to talk about
And I just thought it was so funny
from just like the random shit we do talk about but on that round it yeah welcome to the
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