Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV on Group Arguments, Swearing, and Losing Weight

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

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It's everything you need to make a podcast in one point. Download the free Anchor app or go to anchor.fm to get started. All right, guys. Welcome back to another pod. I'm so, sorry, I just cut your intro off because I'm so excited to tell you about what happened. If you've been following the past couple podcasts, you have found that CJ has a love for Crisp and Green.

Every Friday, I go there. Every Friday. And he claimed that he was a regular, right? Well, I've been talking about it for the last two episodes. I've been saying, if I keep going, I think I'm like one or two. two away from becoming a regular. I kept at it. I stayed consistent.

It was this whole buildup, right? So me and CJ are in town right next to Crisp and Green and we go, we almost have to. It's almost like you plan this. Not I'm thinking about it, you probably did plan this, right? Last time we were in Fargo on Friday, you were across town and you were like, I really want to go, but why would I drive the truck and trailer all the way over there? And then you're like, screw it. I'm going.

I'm like, hey, I'm down to see this. in person, I want to see how they treat you as a regular. CJ's been talking himself up. So we pull up and we walk in and CJ, I, dude, this dude, it was like chest out, walking in, waving at everyone. Everyone's like looking at him like in a certain way. And he's like, Fred, hey, Jennifer, good to see. Places his order.

And he's kind of doing his thing. And you know, he's like hobnobbing with the people in the back. And I'm just watching this unfold, right? Little, yeah, kind of in awe, but I'm just watching to see where this goes. And then I forget, oh shit, I actually have to be like a human and like place my order, right? So I look up. Up to this point, it was just all a meme. Up to this point, it was like a meme and I was just watching CJ.

I was just watching this story unfold. I look up and this lady is standing behind the desk, staring at me. And she's like, what do you want? I didn't realize that I've been standing there for like 45 seconds at this point, just watching CJ work his wig. down the line as this lady's like can I help you so I'm like oh shit um yeah

I'll take uh this and this and she's like okay so I start working my way down right still still just watching CJ this lady goes I wrote this down because it was so funny I didn't want to mess this up this lady goes he got he always gets the best

and I I thought she goes he's the best I was like did you black out on this I blacked out. I literally go, he's the best at what? And she goes, no, that's the salad. He always gets the best. The salad's called the best.

And I'm like, oh, I thought you were saying he's the best. And she's like, why would I say that? Why would I say? Okay, I pull out my phone and I'm trying to like sneaky record these interactions to use it on this podcast. And I couldn't really get anything good. I'm filming these workers behind making these salads. and the one making my salad looks up and goes,

we're going to be featured on something? I'm still rattled from like every interaction I've had up into this point. And I go, I don't know. Are you? Oh my gosh, dude. I didn't know what was going on. I was like so in just like shock between trying to watch you and the past couple awkward interactions I'd had.

And I was like, man, this is so funny because CJ's up there on cloud nine right now. Like he's in his element. and then I'm back here like could not be any more awkward of a human being right and and she's like okay and then I get up to the next lady a fresh start fresh start I was like okay here's my chance to not mess this up she has this salad in front of her after CJ pays and I'm like this guy's in a local regular is he and she's like he comes in like every Friday she was like I don't know if you call that a regular I guess and I'm just like he told you to say that didn't he and she's like what and I go what kind of salad is that because the person behind me is salad it was gotten and she goes

dude next time CJ walks in there they're going to go you know that was nice of you to take your little special friend along with you yeah she goes and me CJ just goes on there that's my cousin yeah she goes oh this is the sole salad you know something i don't have that's what she said and she's like looking at me the ginger said that yeah i was listen listen listen listen i'm just staring at her in like shock and in trying to figure out what she meant by that and my brain goes to what do you mean you don't have it's right here and then and then i go oh soul and i go woman of humor yeah yeah and i literally go ha ha jokes and she's just staring at me and And she's like, yep, and I go, ha ha.

Same. Dude, you blew it. And she's like, you didn't get it. Who is? What is this? If she'd been watching me from the start, I can't. I'm probably on like a do not sell to list now. And she's like, uh, okay.

And I'm like, that was funny. All righty. I'm going to go sit down. And then I'm on my way to sit down. and then this lady goes, hey, Ben, and I go, I have no idea who you are.

What's up? She goes, you don't remember me, do you? I'm like, oh my God, this could not go any worse. Then I sit down. I'm sitting there next to CJ,

just like, dude, I don't know what just happened, but like, I think I forgot how to exist as like a human being. And he's eaten his son. He's like,

this is so good, I know, right? And I'm like, that's not at all what I was talking about. But okay, I get up to go and grab another straw, go back to the same ginger girl.

I go, where are the straws? She goes, these, like right in front of me. And I was like, those will do. Ben forgot. Grab it. I grab it. And I'm just walking back, just like, like actually laughing at myself for how ridiculous I looked.

And I was like, man, Crispin Greens is just the story that keeps on growing. But you missed out on the part that when you asked her, you go, is this guy a regular here and she goes yeah he's a regular he comes in every friday and she said he always gets this that is what he said yeah that is what i said what i forgot to mention actually is that what i should have mentioned is she goes that's funny because he asked us if we could call him a regular last time he was in i did not i don't know why she said that she was lying she actually said that she goes yeah he asked if we could call him a regular last time he was in. He was prepping, bro.

He's like one day my friends are going to come with me. If you did that, that's just weird. I didn't. I don't think I did, but it sounds like something I'd say. It does. That I'm still internally laughing about the soul salad and the red hair. You know, something I don't have. She was ginger.

You were so caught up in everything. Oh, is that what she meant? Yeah, you idiot. Man. Okay. That was like two hours ago. He didn't get it. But you were.

I thought you were just so caught up in everything that... That's what she meant. She was joking on herself, which was, is funny. If you would have said it, it would have been mean, but obviously you wouldn't have, but... You imagine she goes, soul salad and I go, ha, ha, ha, something you don't have. You should eat more of those. I'd imagine, I'd imagine once I walked out. It's got a picture of her.

I was like, what are you doing on your phone right now? Because you take a picture with her, CJ. No, because I... At my favorite. Favorite place? Selfie with everyone in the background. Because I was there and she goes, you need to get a rewards car. And I go, damn right, I need a rewards car. I wish you had one.

And she goes, oh, we do have rewards. I was like, oh, well, get me one. So then she got me one. And then she said, you should leave a review too. And that's why I took a picture and I have her in that picture. Let me take a picture of you. Well, I was trying to get to fucking do the thing and it didn't wear. It's a scam bar.

This is such a terrible story. Mentally picturing what this picture looks like. I think this just goes to show we should not be eating salads. We should be eating. Honestly, I think I'm not going to be a regular anymore after that. I'm going, I might have ruined that for you. Back to the roadhouse. I'd imagine that when we walked out, they were all sharing their separate experiences that they had with me as a customer.

They're probably looking you up. Like, what the fuck is up with this guy? I definitely want to go now and be a weirdo. I don't want to do that. I think that'd be funny. What's that? Just throwing shade on itself. Is this how you guys feel when I fuck up?

Because this is really enjoyable. It's a similar story, I'd say. It is in a way. It's just, yeah, it's just downright embarrassing. But also, like, you got to do that. You got to put your head down and laugh at yourself. I was not even chuckling. I was falling laughing.

I was like, dude, I am such an idiot. That's fun sometimes. No, it was a good time. The whole time it was happening, I was like, I can't wait to tell the guys about this. because they're going to also think this is very funny. I think we're going to have to change subjects because CJ just keeps opening and closing apps on his phone right now.

In the middle of the podcast. Deal. I got something I want to talk about. Someone needs to fess up here. It was me. Was it you? I don't know. Go on.

Whoever let me, whoever last used the Seema truck and broke the trailer brake connector and didn't say a word and then let me. me drive it into town knowing i'm going to pick up an expensive boat that i need breaks for we pull up and they go where are you going to where we connected i go what what do you mean there's a thing right oh what the hell well this could be figured out really quick just say if it was you

wasn't me i'm not mad i just seem a little mad i mean i'm more so just like why don't you just get it fixed or mention it everybody's looking at me but it was not me The last thing I remember that truck being involved in was when CJ and I were unplugging the jet ski lights And the whole rig came out And I went that happens every time So probably what happened is when that went back in After unhooking the jet ski

When you were messing with it It probably didn't get secured Probably fell out sometime along the 70 mile an hour winds And driving 80 miles an hour down the highway It fell out Wait wait wait wait wait wait Wait, wait, wait, who put it back in? Who put it back in when it fell off the last time?

Not I. No, it. Oh, wait. I don't know. No, the thing is, you guys, hold on. Can I talk? So the last time I used that truck, we put in mine and Ken's jet skis. I brought it back here, parked it.

Unhooked the trailer, it was completely fine. I parked it. Hasn't been used since. It hasn't been used since. But how it has been used is it got pulled in because there's a storm coming. It got pulled in forward. And then it must have gotten pulled back out. And a trailer was put into the thing.

It was backed into the corner. So someone, I think, was dinking around with their flooded rental house carpet on a trailer. I don't know who it could have been, but it was probably the person that had the carpet on the trailer that plugged the trailer into the truck. That was into the RAM. Back that in with the RAM. Because how am I supposed to get that trailer there when it's right next to the Seema truck? Yeah. Can you been awfully quiet?

I'm pretty sure it was. Because you do, you're the only person that uses that truck. And I keep that for a reason because I do not want to be accused of something being wrong with that truck. I can't agree with that. Every time ZJ gets in it, wire the windows down. Does it smell weird in here? This, that.

It drives weird this time. It does this. Is this scratch new? I'm like, I don't fucking touch it, dude. I back it in when it's going to hail. Park it in the corner. Not mine. Sounds like we found them.

If it wasn't, I honestly, it looks like it was just ripped. Like it was in and we disconnected the trailer and drove off. Because it, like, it's like broken. That's why I think your theory of it. That might make sense. That might make sense. But I don't know if it could fall off. It would just fall out and hang.

If it ripped while you were doing something, it would have been like a, yo, I messed up the thing. All right. Hey, it sounds like we got to the bottom of this because, because I was more so just I didn't think it was that big of a deal that it was broken because that's like a really easy fix. But I was more so just like, who the fuck breaks this and just doesn't even? even say anything and that makes sense i how could it possibly be me because i went there knowing to pick i don't know you're getting awfully defensive cj i just have no idea what you're getting awfully defensive i didn't know that was even broken along that story along that storyline all i

heard was i used the truck a few different times and then now it's broken the only person that will step in that truck everybody's used it a few different times it's been moved you could have been moving something around the parking lot no All I did was back that truck in when it was going to hail. Yeah, the last time I touched that truck, I got like 15 different tickets. And that's why I was confused. That's why I was confused. I haven't driven it this season either.

It wasn't me. If it was during my driving, it would have had to have been it, like, fell out and somehow broke. But it's like fucking, like, cranked off. Nothing's messed up. There's a plug that is no longer there. Yeah, it just fell out. It plugs into that. So meaning when that fell.

out when we did the that's why it's just open and when it was hanging probably bouncing around loosened itself up and fell out yeah it would have to be but hey well i'm glad that that it wasn't like a situation where someone broke it and just didn't fess up because i was more so disappointed about that i was like what the fuck we need fucking nancy drew in here get to the bottom of it yesterday for a limited time at mcdonalds enjoy the tasty breakfast trio your choice of chicken or sausage mc muffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for five bucks plus tax available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. Book club on Monday.

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The Cummins was sitting out there and how you just sent that Snapchat, like, close the windows on the skids here. Then Ryan goes, can you say please at least or whatever it was? That was just funny. Well, you go, stop leaving these windows open. You were doing it quick, but I was like, please. No, it was just funny. Like, you were like sending a reminder, but it seemed like,

like a yo quit fucking up well i no it's fine it's pouring rain no you're good i come to work and the skidsteer windows are open i take a picture of it hey close the windows on the skidsteer whoever uses them no you said stop leaving these windows open to everyone to everyone reading those were the things yeah i think that's a pretty valid statement i just said it was fine it'd be it'd be different if i was like an owner telling my employees that i still don't it that way work yeah and i was like then it maybe it would be less fine but it's still fine and then it's funny like the the commons back window is open right before this crazy storm we got last night and it's like the urge to send a snapchat and be like well who left that open i don't know but i was

gonna you've been driving it i don't touch the back window you don't touch anything it was when you were but i like closed it and like the urge to take a snapchat and just be like stop leaving the window and the ram open i don't know i think you guys took that personal clearly because you leave the windows open brought it up because it was funny say please just because ryan said say please it means you can't take a joke yeah no i was i didn't think much of it but i was like i didn't i thought it was funny it was it's like the delivery of things that can be most important like we'll go back to when i messed up and put the podcast ads in the wrong place they were all in the first like 50 seconds and the text was whoever did the podcast ads fucked up knowing it was me not giving

any like hey ryan the ads are messed up you got to fix those nothing like that when ken didn't do the website right when there wasn't something going he goes who who's doing this why is this not done right is this not what we are supposed to do there should be someone's responsibility but i'm not done i'm not done when micah has a design late it goes why isn't this getting done he's sleeping all day but when you guys have the videos late no comment how late is a video you know what though hold on i'm not done when you spell words wrong in the video i don't text in and go yo who's the fucking moron that's spelled crane wrong twice i just go hmm it was a mistake mistakes happen things happen yeah you know what the difference is though on all these things we're all

equal owners of it and at some point you just have to just be like yo that's my this that's my responsibility so one i shouldn't even have to tell you guys do these certain things too you shouldn't have to tell us hey make sure the video is up in time we know that also like the video being an hour late is way different than micah being a week behind on designs i agree and like i'm just saying to be fair two don't walk on water and aren't I agree. I agree. If we mess up, I'd hope you tell us. Right. How are we supposed to ever, we're just going to keep messing up? Like, if I wouldn't have said, honestly, I wasn't sure if it was you or Ben that did the pods, the ads on that podcast.

Because you guys were both fucking sitting at the computer. So I said, whoever did the ads fucked up. If you don't put ads on the podcast, you would just spend all that time editing for nothing technically, unless you enjoy doing that. But, I mean, it's pretty important. I'd say to say like, hey, we, I get it. No, he's fucked up. Also, he's talking about the delivery of it. I get that too, but then the other thing on the website, like doing that, like, that really is not my responsibility. No, I'm not saying it was.

So then I just check it. I'm just like, yo, come on. Like, you three look at the website like every day. Almost all day. Nobody noticed that this header has been like this, like, for a week now. Or even the merch drop. We had the merch drop that day and I'm fucking grinding on my computer since 6 a.m. getting all this shit and we get it done it gets posted i go i better check to give the website

once over i literally was on the website for seven seconds and i click the fucking thing it's just bringing me to pages that have nothing on i'm like did did no one scan this i agree i mean like it's it is important for me to say that i know it hurts your feelings maybe or you might not like here in it like also what i's not what i said okay but it like i don't no one likes being told they fucked up but i got to tell you you're fucking up because a hundred percent of otherwise we're just going to keep fucking up if i fuck up tell me but if it's like something minor like spelling i agree on a youtube video that's important but if i'm texting in a group chat and i spell the word whatever wrong and you're like and i'm talking about something

haven't done that since we're like 17 you know it's really funny is me and cj actually looked up crane we did yeah came up c r a i and we were both just like okay no it's c r a and c No, but you spelled it C-R-A-I-N, and I go, C-R-A-N, and I go, nope, I looked it up, and I go, it looks wrong. We look it up, C-R-A-N, C-R-A-N, C-R-A-N, C-R-A-N, and go, No, I swear, I swear, we literally did this yesterday. Go, hmm, I don't know. Click on one of those pictures.

It's definitely with an E. It's definitely with an E, but. It's just be, A-N-N. No, look, wait, how do I spell it on there? I'm telling you, dude, Crane is not spelled C-R-I-A-N. C-R-A-N-E. Yeah, no, it's definitely C-R-A-N-E. That's what we looked at, and we're like, that's a crane.

That is exactly what we looked at. The fact that you, wow. So we pulled up a picture of a crane. And I said, looks good. Then we have this one here. C-R-A-I-N-E. Maybe there's multiple ways of us about it. We didn't look too in-depth into it.

I'm just saying, like, it's, what, that's weird. Moral of the story is, you should deliver things nicer. And mistakes happen. I agree with that, 100%. I make mistakes all the time. Like, I also, I fucked up in the Lambo drop-off vid for the prom. I always am checking the mic, making sure it's, like, not partially plugged in

because we've made a mistake before, and I learned from it because I fucked up a whole video. So I'm always checking the inputs, making sure everything's fucking dialed. I do my best. I've never had this happen, but the road, like the cover for the mic, had somehow slipped off its thing, and I didn't even notice because it's just sitting there. The whole bit was pretty much ruined because, wind was blowing in and you could barely hear what anyone was saying and I said or Ben typed in in the text measures all the audio is fucked up on the whatever bit and I go was it not plugged in what and he's like I don't know but the audio is fucked up and I just owned up I said I'm sorry guys I fucked up my bad you did do that so I mean I fucking owned up I mean it's just how it is so right there I had a mistake and I don't think I walk on water no I'd okay continue my good So you guys, just to be clear, when there's a mistake made,

like I, I would prefer you tell me, which I think I do get told pretty clear, whether I spell a word wrong or whatever, but, like, just tell me. I don't really care. That's how I know. Like, I did something wrong that caused this problem. Don't do it again. And that's how shit goes. But you'd like us to deliver it nicer maybe.

No, I was just making fun of Ben when he just, like, sent me this thing. And I just went, please. Like, I walked in your office like six seconds later. And I was like, what's up, dude? Good morning. Like, it wasn't deep. Okay. Right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This goes back to, uh, to just fucking, you need the criticism. I can find it. Also, I don't criticize you guys because I fuck up way more than you do. So I don't. You'd have to mess up pretty bad for me to be like, don't do that again. Okay. You guys are going to fucking laugh your ass off at this.

So it's this video of David Goggins. Oh. dude we're just talking about this criticism is good yeah see criticism is good but I think there's a lot of truth CJ loves this video honestly my dad's not like a harsh guy like he wouldn't say it harsh like this

I tie back into like hockey like if I fucked up he would never be like try to make me feel better like it's okay there was all these other things like yeah yeah I mean that was all you you know like I mean it probably was and that's just how it is you know but listen is David Gagins

tell your stuff the truth If someone calls you fucking fat, they may be bullying you, but you might be fucking fat. Someone calls you dumb. It's mean, but you might be fucking dumb. It's life, man. Take it for what it's worth and change it. And that terrible feeling when someone does tell you that you're fat,

you can use that as fuel. That's fuel. Period. It's you, Ben. Did you see my reply to that? You said CJ wanted to tag me in this snowman. Because he's just sent it in our friends group chat. that's like the most like

CJ personality thing to like that video I like dude I've watched that and I could just picture CJ watching that and being like I was so close at Ben Roth you were about to say it now you go I was so close to posting that I'm like it's such a you thing to want to pose that

video it's true though it's true though everyone wants to complain but it's like I told CJ he goes it's true it's true it's true and I'm like I'm not arguing with that also there's a billion other videos out there that are true that you can put on your story but I was like that's the one I mean CJ goes even deeper into the shadow band yeah at that way Instagram would be like

that's not okay to tell somebody that's that's how the world is nowadays that's not okay to tell somebody they're stupid well if you're dumb you're dumb and you can probably change that if you just start trying not to be dumb and learn from your mistakes but the problem is most dumb people don't even know they're dumb that is the truth if you're if you're fucking you want to change something you got to just go and do it you don't just

make it acceptable which is what they do nowadays like you look at them the magazine the magazine covers now they protest having skinny models they're like why are all the models skinny it's not fair to us fat people it's like well you're not supposed to be fat like it's just it's not healthy it's not good for you you're supposed to like they're they want you to like make it acceptable so that way they can be like oh it's okay but it's really not like and it's not even necessarily about your feelings it's about your health i agree i think the tough part for companies they're normalizing it being unhealthy yeah yeah yeah yeah but for companies promoting that or saying that like it it basically all just comes down to they're just trying to they're just trying to whoever exactly

they're trying to appeal to the masses do you guys think that this day and age there's more skinny people or over i shouldn't even say overweight but like not being a stick is becoming more acceptable yeah but i mean statistically you can look at it it's just but also the way i look at it is so there's all these companies that are whatever let's say the model companies they want you the girls to be skinny there's many different examples of this besides modeling and then when people get upset that that's all it is all i see photoshop skinny skinning whatever this and that that's not how it should be they can say whatever they want because like these model companies can also do whatever they want and if you want to change it you have to

create your own company and then have have your set model uh like that this and that and so like when taxi drivers were upset that uber took over that's just life that's how it is you know what i'm saying yeah being a fat is taken over no i'm saying if you want to change you have to create a new company like taxi drivers can't just go yeah but you would like get criticized if you but that's the thing is they're still criticizing like that but it's whatever i just think the truth is hard it is that's just the fucking it's the truth man the u.s obesity rate is 42% 42.4% so nearly half of america is is overweight what's considered obese i don't really i don't know it goes something off here

that means there's tons of people that don't even have any like even a lick a muscle on like you could like me it's one no you got mike we're putting in those docs dude i was very impressed with your strength he's just as strong as me he's got functional strength I could go on for that for a little while, too. CJ and I putting docs in this miserable work. I think it's a tough spot because right now in this day and age, social media is such a massive thing. And I don't think most of these people want to be portrayed as like overweight on social media.

And it's like more than ever, more people are seeing you. What do you mean? Oh, you're saying the people standing up to it. No, I think that. The advocates for it. It's interesting. Okay, what I'm saying is like, Yeah, obesity rates are going up,

but I think there's like such a stigma to most people not wanting to be overweight because of social media. Well, that's why they're trying to normalize it and all these overweight people are like... Yeah, it's not fair. They're only putting skinny people on that. No, I think maybe... Maybe what are you trying to say?

A lot of these people are very self-conscious about it and they don't necessarily want to... And you got to keep in mind, CJ, not everyone has the same metabolism as you i'd agree yeah right you can't help it a lot of people can't help it actually yeah there is diet and there is exercise and things like that but some people do both of those and they still yeah find themselves i agree with that but i but you think that in this day and age with social media i personally feel like more people would not want to be overweight because of how many people can look at them and judge them so that's why i don't

necessarily understand how like more and more well i guess i do understand because of the lifestyle and everything like that people are less active food is only getting shittier and more processed right i think uh being overweight like isn't necessarily like from what i see i don't think it's socially as accepted as you as you're claiming it to be getting more socially accepted personally if they're if they're trying to normalize it and putting plus size models I wouldn't say being overweight, though. I would say just like your body is accepted. What do you mean?

I guess I don't understand what you're saying. It just is. It's not. People aren't saying like being overweight's accepted. That's not what they're saying. They're saying like love you for who you are. Oh, yeah. Like your body.

I agree with that. Yeah. But it's also interesting. You know, remember when the movie Super Size Me came out? Mm-hmm. The documentary. The McDonald's one. Yeah.

So like, when was that? Like 2009 or something? I feel like that was. the peak of fast food like you guys you guys are eat really healthy relatively healthy yeah we go to christmas yeah yeah yeah one day a week right no but i mean i should like i want to eat healthier dude i used to even like in college and stuff like i'd rip mcdonalds all the time rarely ever go there now just like that in general like we don't really go kind of back in your cubby or days yeah yeah for sure that's when cj would tell me i'm tub if anything i'm being i'm doing you a favor though

moderately nice i mean i'm not i'm like dude you're getting kind of kind of tubby Mike tubby Mike I said that to Ben Ben is shedding weight dude he's running and shit aren't you glad though Ben would you rather me just be like

you know not saying anything and then you just I honestly I don't think what you would say would make any effect on what I think all right but I watch that

fucking video I watch that I can't say it anymore I watched that David Goggins video and I was like no way and then I was gonna and then I walk out

and I just see Ben running I was like It's so fucking true It's so true No, I was like the person telling you And you, your opinion I hate to break this to you But didn't make too much of a difference

Really? Yeah, I was like either Ben's telling the truth Or he's lying But like, I was like, no, yeah, be honest Like, if it did make a difference Then you'd tell him, I guess. You know, thanks bro. What's up guys?

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grow up until i don't know i put maybe like 20 on it like growing into my body and so the whole world watched me as a kid right away and then they thought like that's what I looked like and then and then I grew up like everyone does and I put on like I would say normal weight yeah like another like nine pounds yeah normal weight and then everyone's like whoa beg a fucking fat hungry now now what about Now. Whenever it hits you, wherever you are, grab an O'Henry bar to satisfy your hunger. With its delicious combination of big, crunchy, salty peanuts covered in creamy caramel and chewy fudge with a chocolatey coating. Swing by a gas station and get an O'Henry today.

Oh, hungry, oh Henry. I'm just like normal size though. You got that so much. You weren't actually fat. I was just saying you're getting a little chubby. But, like, so many people, I remember we went to Sayan shop and, like, I remember when San just specifically goes, damn, Ben, I haven't seen you a while. He really filled out. But he was, like, kind of stoked on it that you were, like, not looking like a kid anymore. It's because you went from being a literal, like, teenager to being an adult.

Yeah. Like, that shit happens. So the thing you guys don't see is, like, our family, we were, like, kind of putting jokes at, I, at Ben at, like, events and stuff. Oh, God. That's how our family works. I mean, it makes sense. how we are this way.

I don't think I could handle it from Jeff, CJ's dad. No, not, no. Jeff doesn't even crack a smile. Just like, Ben, you have been getting fat. CJ's just like, standing behind him. Like, I guess his dad and me

and whoever would be poking fun. I never actually thought you were fat. You were just getting a little tubby. No, I agree. It was like tubby, chubby, and I agree. Chubby, chubby, which one goes first?

I'm actually curious. I'm doing it in order. Tubby, chubby, chubby, fat, obese. Tubby goes before Chubby. I'm not saying that's wrong. I just like that. A little bit of tub.

Yeah. I don't know. That's why it makes me feel better that you were calling me tubby. I just thought it was funny though because I watched that video. I'm like, no way. I do that with Ben. And then I walked out and I see him running. I was like,

it sounds like it's a good thing. Dude, you ran like four miles, but you did it in a sweatsher, which for those of you that know, it's water weight, if you will. And you were so sweaty, dude. Bro, you'll fucking run four miles in a stretch. I'm sweaty, too. I honestly couldn't run for me. I was like, man, if I'm going to spend my time, like, working out,

I'm going to get the best bang for your buck. There you go. Alex tells me I'm harsh all the time, though. Well, that... I am pretty harsh. The tough part about it. If it's something serious, I'm harsh, I guess. It's when serious stuff, you can't just sugarcoat it, you know?

Yeah, like, don't leave the fucking windows on the skitts to your open. You can't sugarcoat that, dude. I'm not going to say, please. Just do it. Don't ask questions. So I've seen this TikTok challenge on the old innerwebs. Oh, no. You have to drink a 20-ounce sprite carbonated without burping.

It's damn near impossible. I could. I could go. Could we pop those in the fridge? No, they're decently warm. Nothing better. Oh, you want them cold. I don't.

Yeah, if we have to chug them, I really don't. You don't have to chug it. Do you think you can do it without burping? No. Probably not. I'm going to try it. Also, I think of this in like such a business. standpoint every time I see it on Twitter I go man good for Sprite I don't know if they came up with

this challenge but they're getting major we're doing the Sprite challenge can you imagine on the biggest social media platform arguably besides YouTube someone names a challenge the Sprite challenge it's just propaganda they're sitting there in the marketing room like what could we do to increase sales they're like let's start a TikTok challenge genius it is genius when companies do that and they go massively viral someone tells me those it really doesn't matter for Sprite They're here to stay. They're at the top. All right.

Pass that over to CJ. I got to drink this whole thing. I see like a Coca-Cola. CJ, we all got one. We all got one. Oh, are we going right now? What? No.

Just wait. Is it, yeah, is it like the first one to finish or I guess? No, see, it's just to see if you can. Don't burp. Okay. Dude, I've been training for this challenge. Ken, can you go get a. Ken won't be able to look at this without perfect, dude.

Oh, God. Should we get Ken in on this? I've been training for this challenge my whole life. Yeah, right. And we really have. This five pops a day is paid off. I had a monster before this, dude. I'm set of the disadvantage.

Ryan, that's the interesting thing is that Mountain Dew, like you can say this. Mountain Dew doesn't have very much carbonation. I feel like I'm already going to burp. We get Sprite. You guys want to know something that actually is a pet peeve of mine? Like you just broke the system. Sprite's like, damn it.

You don't do it? David Dolbrick did this and he unbranded. Hey, you two over there. Sorry. Big pet peeve of mine. And it's not even Ryan. He doesn't do it. but you two and Mike especially maybe more so just that bad times for you and I know I make

weird noises and whatever but you guys when you just are going you just go as loud as you can it is so gross to me burping yeah yeah but you don't even like like at least can when he does it he kind of just like does it and but you like you guys like press it out and make that's because I don't do it often dude I love me a good burb but he does that all the time and it's so annoying and I'm not kidding you one time when we were going on our RV trip we were at a nice ass dinner a nice ass restaurant and Mike's just goes I'm not kidding I'm not kidding the whole like the people it was like a quiet restaurant they all turn and look at us and we're and literally all of us go Mike seriously and you even knew

you were like I know I did bad but also like I didn't know so used to doing it but you did it in a really nice restaurant but I only do it once disgusted yeah but You know, I get it. I find it gross. It's just, absolutely. And a lot of people do. You're not the only one. And I get that.

And like, I'm also the, it's funny because I do it. And I'm just like, man, when someone does it like two or three times, you're like, stop. It's gross. But once is just funny. Yeah. But that's only to me. Yeah. All right.

Well, with that being said, don't purport it from the CJ. Yeah. If anybody birthed CJ is going to, I'm, lose it. I'm totally with it. I'm not a big fan of burping. Cheers, cheers. So we just got chug it? Fizz, dude.

Yeah, so what's the movie, chug? I already feel like I got to burp. Oh, this is going to be hard. So what constitutes a burp? Yeah, no, you can't burp in your mouth. Yeah. Ah! No, like,

Keep your mouth close to the mic so we can tell. My stomach's really filling up, though. I wish I was keeping in this. I just burp. I don't like that. Oh, CJ. It was very light. It wasn't a micaburb.

I don't like that. Oh, fuck, I'm going to do it. Oh, dude. Yo, we suck. I don't even know. Like, you just got to cut that noise out of the podcast. That was a poor. It sounds gross.

You're going to be like, Jesus cried. Mike, why don't you just put your fart hole right up to there. Put your fart hole up on there. Don't do it. You're going to get the guy. Mike. Mike. Can you imagine that?

I still haven't burped yet. Yeah, Ryan's winning, I guess. CJ's burp was tiny and so, so cute and so acceptable in the nice restaurant. Listen, I don't really, it's just, I just think it's gross. Like, I agree. I'm not a fan of, like, just deliberately not even trying to cover it up. Like, I know you got a burp, but when you just go, but it's not like that.

Yeah, for the record, I was like, the exaggeration makes it very, Very funny, but it's not like that. It's not this. It's so fucking. I got one. It feels like you're trying to, it feels like you're trying to make it as loud as possible. Right. And if I was, it would have been just like that burp.

I just rip. But my only thing was like, we just like think it's acceptable. And it's because we let it slide around here. And then we go to this nice restaurant. We let it slide. I was just talking about this. Being around us for an extended period of time, you change. You lose your social skills that's acceptable.

Exactly. Whenever I go on a snowmobile trip, I come back a sailor, bro. Like, I'll be at dinner with my family. I catch myself swearing. And it won't even be like... Which you normally don't do. Acceptable. No, I mean, normally you don't like just swear for no reason, but I'd be like, hey, pass me that a fucking spright. Like, I just throw in swears for no reason.

And after the RV trip, Alander would, like, do something fast. And I'd be like, bro, I would bro her. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Especially after the RV trip. Especially after the RV trip. It was too long. turn into a freaking barbarian degenerate yeah degenerate yeah really funny dude that's actually

a pretty funny bit like going to dinner with your grandparents after you been hanging why don't you pass me that fucking salt or yeah that means CJ's family dinners though that'd be acceptable our grandpa would be like yeah fuck all right yeah so my mom listens to some of the podcast oh no transition and she goes she absolutely was not like mad at you she goes I kind of see where CJ gets his potty mouth from after seeing that video with your guys or with their grandpa i don't know if she's trying to tie it to something or whatever but she's she's like after seeing their grandpa he's got quite a potty mouth on him too so like i can see how he would have that and it's just so funny to me because then after hanging around him i literally whenever i

hang out with you guys's grandpa i'm like yeah i know it's a i know it's only 1230 but i could use a corona yeah i could use a beer yeah whatever like yeah he's good shit yeah grandpa's the best i i am trying to work on my swearing though like i i seriously do not when i listen back to the pods i i'm like why why was i swearing i almost the unnecessary swear words but i just it dude they just fit so easy what makes a swear word a swear word yeah i was i've always wondered that and who who determines like what's a swear word yeah who just was like you know what these words aren't okay i've always wondered like what's the difference between shoot and shit who even made up shit well who made up most of the words and then pretty much everything's made up and then they're just

like these ones are bad can't say them everything ever is kind of made up it goes back into like even numbers like why one two three that's deep you know like why is that right you know there's i mean just someone got to choose it and that's how it is the thing about the f word is you can use it in so many different scenarios you know that's going to get a spanking tonight yeah i agree no i agree and you can use it in so many and like it just it's like almost like an exclamation point sometimes it really is you know it can be it can be a punchline it can be a sexual gesture it can be a uh emphasis piece uh it can be a hit piece like you there is a lot of meaning so many like meaning like fuck girls will be like bad like fuck

you're like no expression yeah no kidding it's amazing And I think it's like a word that was just, like, ostracized from society. Yeah, it's not really like any negative connotation to it. Dana White has a massive poster hanging up in his office or it might be a big painting is just, fuck. There's lots of negative. There's lots of negative connotations to it. Because he loves the word. He thinks that he said that one time he went on ESPN and he said ass.

He got his ass beat and ESPN like lost it. It was back before, like, swearing. But now, nowadays, I think it's slowly becoming a little bit more acceptable. I'm still trying to work on my swearing. I'm trying to calm it down more. Yes, there is a point to it. Maybe if it's like a younger audience, like you can't just be yelling the F word in, like, middle school or even high school or like around kids. I get that.

I'm not doing it for that reason. I'm not doing it for that reason. I just, maybe it's just because I criticize myself. I watched the podcast back and I go, I just sounds so stupid saying it that many times and I'm not, like, happy about it. That's all I. I don't like the way I sound. I don't like the way I look.

And I didn't realize I was doing it at the time. But now, thanks to our three cameras in there, I can, I'm like, I should not do that. And I'm trying not to. At least the F word, if I'm like, just, for example, in Walmart and there's a homie next to me and he is just spitting. Like, he's just taught, you know, there's maybe kids around or whatever. and he just F word every sentence or anybody that does that. I don't do that.

No, and I'm not saying you do. I'm just like, ah, dude, learn how to, like, speak. Yeah. But then there's also times when you use it, and it's just like, I don't know why I always think of this, but when we cut the first time we ever cut the hole in the ice, Jake, before he jumps, goes, fuck your shit. That was funny.

It was hilarious. Like, why did he say that? And I remember, like, we still haven't got a solid answer. out of that one he just said something certain funny times and also i remember when i was in uh jamaica you know the the word bumba clot apparently that's a swear word no idea yeah what is that what do you say it's a twitter thing bumbleclot like it's the word in what context in so i didn't even know what it meant but it was on twitter and people would say bumbleclot it was almost like what are your thoughts so that's what i thought it meant and then we're at jamaica they're like yeah if you swear and stuff like

people that have potty mouths and among other things they get put in jail if you so don't say bumma clot because i didn't say it but they brought that up and like pussy clot is like another swear word so you get put in jail in jamaica that's bullshit on the street swearing again yeah what is a swear word yeah you can sell weed on the street jamaica but can you imagine getting put in jail here for swearing even though what does a swear word really mean what do you guys call spinning your car around in a circle with spinning the tires

what do you call that? Drift. Probably donuts but with this weird Whippin shitties. Apparently that isn't a term anywhere else other than like a midwest. Very Midwest.

I saw a tweet about it. It was like apparently people in Minnesota called donuts whipping shitties. What's wrong with them? And it feels very normal to call it that. That's what like you do. Yeah.

Even my dad like that was one of the first swear words I probably ever heard him say. He was like oh, were you out whipping chitties? Be like, that's really funny. Yeah. What did you call it that? It's what it's called. Yeah, apparently it's just a Midwest thing.

That's such a, yeah. Maybe Canada thing. I don't know. Whippin shitties, eh? That is a very Canadian thing. You know what? I bet that did originate from Canada. It had to have.

All the quality swear words came from Canada. Dude, Canadians love to swear. They do, Carter, man. Yeah, dude. Our friend Carter from British Columbia, that dude speaks like a sailor. But he's still, I think it's because he's Canadian

that it sounds funny, but he still uses it in a pretty good way. Yeah, fuck, we're going sledding today. It's going to be fucking tits deep. Yeah,

like that to me just doesn't sound good. Yeah, but when it's coming from him, it's just, it's just right. Dude, Canadians do swear a lot,

actually. Totally off topic here. I don't know what made me think of this, but people in Dubai buy license plate. Oh, I was just going to see.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the high, like the lower their number of license plate, like the richer they are, like cars,

Like, Lamborghinies and Ferraris and Rolls Royces are a dime a dozen in Dubai. So they flex on people with their license plates. I am accustomed to very dumb flexes. And that is a dumb flex. The dumbest, that has to be the dumbest flex I've ever heard. A guy spent $14.3 million. Whoa. $14.3 million on the license plate number one.

That's how much it was. Wow. Yeah. I saw the video, the guys like, I got a Bugatti. a literal, I don't know, $1.2 million Bugatti, and he's found out, I love how he found this out after, yeah, that he was like, oh, yeah, you're not that cool. You don't have a low license plate number, and he bought nine.

He had number nine? Hustled for number nine, and he goes, well, the prince of Dubai has number one. And I was curious as to how much it costs. He's like, I got number nine, eight or nine, or whatever it was, and that was nine million. Whoa. Didn't have anything to do with the number, but nine. Nine million.

the baguati it goes to auction too like they just auctioned they just run it up like who wants it the most kind of reminds me of like an NFT really I mean some of them that don't have utility just so you can have this

ape that you put as your profile picture art so weird though but it's that's the thing it's like not art it just comes from the the government says nine or whatever I don't even know yeah it's interesting just so everyone know does it go to the other person

does the government get it probably the government I'd imagine If they, I don't even know if they need anything. Why is Dubai so rich? Oil. It's because if, it makes sense. I actually didn't know that. I don't know actually how originally where the money goes, but people look at it as like an investment, their plates.

And a lot of people don't even run them. They just have them. Probably because it could be stolen, dude. Like, someone would take that plate off. It's worth that much money. That's a great point. I didn't think about that. And I want to say it's something like an NFT in the fact.

that like if you have number five like you have it they can steal the plates but they don't that's true that's true well like think about that dude in your college apartment you know like you steal street signs and stuff but you had like the number two license plate allegedly uh and there's uh in up in your college dorm in Dubai is like the number seven license plate you're like dang you sold it from the prince so like how big is Dubai something tells me you'd have people knocking on your door real quick probably feel like it's small like is it small like is it small Like, it's big and it's got some of the tallest buildings in the world. But how big is Dubai?

I don't know. How big is the population of Dubai? Yeah, apparently, like, with the license plates, it's like a status thing. And the nicer cars doesn't really mean that much there because they're... So many. So if you pull into a place and you have a super low license plate, they treat you differently with, like, VIP service. If you're going down the highway and you have a low license plate,

people give you, like, the right-of-the-way. or they'll let you bass or something like that it's more than a number it's more than a number it's basically just like a status do you not get pulled over because i'd probably pay some money for that they're like dang that that guy's like sub 50 don't mess with him yeah you should just get the license plate number one and see how that goes i think number one's probably taken but i've like number like eight but it's super low it's 37 it's a single digit like you shouldn't give me a ticket just such a strange useless flex like who decided that where did that originate from probably one of many things in Dubai I just looked it up there 3.3 million in the city

I don't know if there's such a thing as a suburb of Dubai but Dubai you're Dubai you can't swear or like act like a degenerate degenerate so no no no no pranking stuff like you know I don't know probably not they don't mess around there because I remember uh when Nelk went to Dubai or wherever for the UFC Island. They said, like, no swearing, like, all this stuff. And they almost were like, we might, maybe shouldn't go. Because, like, they were, I mean, there's, like, how are we going to, like, change everything? But they still win.

I guess it was fine. I mean, if Dana White was there, you're probably fine. That'd be so sick to go to Dubai. It would. But also when you go to, like, a third world car, or not, that's not third world. But you go to, like, a country like that where it's so much different. I mean, imagine for some reason Something went wrong

You got thrown in jail Shit's just different In other places I'm not saying it's perfect here But it would really suck Like especially obviously Mexico That's why I'm kind of like I don't really know if I want to go to like

Mexico trip Because there's like no way that we could go to Mexico Without you getting thrown in jail Not me Not me but I'm just saying I could see something happening No I imagine They throw big Ken in jail

And we're just like We can't get him out Yeah That might happen. That probably happens all done. It's got to be nasty. Mike, you would be somebody's bitch so fast.

To be fair, we all would. Right. To be fair, we all would. I just see Mike walking in. I was listening to the back. I was listening to the No Jumper podcast with this,

this dude Evan always listens to. He's apparently the only white blood. Like, he's legit. No jumper is a part of the bloods? No, no, no. Not no jumper,

but 1090J. He's just this white boy from like New Hampshire or something. And he's, part of the bloods anyway he's telling his experience in jail or prison bro he's just like people get like straight up raped in there like you either stand up for yourself and if you don't stand up yourself right away

and then try to later he's like the homie just got like stabbed in the neck I was like bro I'm never going to jail or prison like just count me out of that that's a good idea Mike I think everybody yeah that's a good idea something everyone can take home Well, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, like, you were right.

I wouldn't build the last, uh, the month in there. I don't think any of us could, though. It'd be a bad situation. Yeah. I just do push-ups all day. I saw push-ups and pull-ups, yeah. Yeah. I watched, uh, TikTok earlier that this guy goes,

life's all about perspective. One guy I know he, uh, works out three times a day. Uh, he has sex two times a week. And, yeah, he gets to sleep in, but he complains all the time about being in jail. That's funny. I wanted to bring up our buddies, the side-by-side blog guys, good dudes. We've been down in Florida with them. Bad things happen into good dudes.

Get out of here, dudes. They were driving to something for Cletus in Indiana or something like that and their whole rig with their duly truck and like all of their razors and literally everything they own flipped over on the highway. So was it what? Like was it the dang Indiana wind? I don't know.

Like it could have been some type of driving mistake or maybe avoiding something. And then I was like, I wonder if the side by side by side are okay. They got so much money into those things. They're probably 50 grand a unit. Yeah, it's crazy. And they said no one was hurt,

but they said like all the side by sides were. Damn. Literally everything's mangled. Really? Yeah. Oh, that sucks. What about their truck? What happened to that?

It flipped over, too. Like, it was all mangled on the side. I think they could still drive it, but it was pretty bent up. You imagine how rattled they had to have been? No, dude, we've traveled all over the country, and every time we get home, I get so thankful that nothing happens when we're driving. Because it's, like, think of the RV trip, we traveled 8,000 miles in two weeks. I know. A lot could go wrong.

There's a lot can go wrong. Exactly. Every little stop. is important obviously because yeah yeah I mean even today dude when we were driving back uh Ben and I so we wouldn't pick up my new boat and we didn't have breaks we didn't have because the connector was broken as we all agreed on later earlier he's just not pointing fingers now I never pointed fingers I just said who who broke it like own up to it which if you look at it I guess it to me it looked like it was just fully ripped out I was like oh

someone just didn't unconnected and they pulled away from the trailer but whatever it doesn't matter so it was so windy and that truck is like a kite and that boat is also like kind of acting like a kite so they're freaking going like this down the interstate we got cars all over us uh we're in fargo and i'm like did they hook the trailer up right and he's like i don't know i didn't do it and i was like i hope they didn't expect me to like hook it up right and i'm having flashbacks to the time when we were in Wisconsin riding with Fuller in that exact same truck

before we bought it and he was pulling his boat and it fell off on the interstate The change were connected That was wild Because we hit a bump And it makes sense how it could happen Because a truck so stiff

So it's just like cuckoon And I could see it I'm like Fucking A I got this I was like I don't want to risk it So we pull over In a terrible spot

On the interstate Yeah Well you're like Pull over it I was over Pull over And there's like mud and shit on the side of the road.

So I'm pulling over as far as I can because I want to have brake lights so I can't flash them and whatever and we go and check and it was on there. But now I've got all this traffic and I have pull out of there in our truck, which I somehow made it out, but just spun and spit mud

all up on the side of the boat, in the boat. So now I got to clean all that, but I don't know. This goes back to just, it was sketchy. Ben and I were, Ben literally said, dude, I'm like anxious right now riding, with you i was like i am too because it was just waving all over the road it was sketchy yo

why are you telling me this it goes back to it goes back to it's sketchy trailer driving bro porc that was that was pretty good timing on that but yeah cj got a new boat and it's sick bro like it's a setup too with the seema truck yeah yeah yeah yeah he's they pulled in ben and cj pulled and pulling in and it's red and black and I go dude it looks so good it looks like you try it a little too hard because they match so good and I'm not gonna lie you kind of almost look stupid yeah that's what he told me I was like see people see the truck and they're like that's a sick truck but I bet he's got a tiny penis and if they see this setup they got to be like oh lord help him honestly I when you told me that I was like he's right he's right

right he's right let's get out of here before somebody sees us go go go it's funny too because i saw i think i was like this will look sick behind the seema truck i want this one that is so true though like there's a point where it looks like i tried too hard now it's all jokes and it totally does it's like it's like i'm gonna build the truck and then i'm gonna get my sombiel trailer wrapped the same and then my same vibe same vibe look like try hard why did you yeah i know yeah no it's all right man you'll get them next time you know what's it's gonna be good for it's get them on the next boat the gram guarantee you people are going to go yeah i bet you that i bet you you that the boat and the truck pick will go like viral on like the weight board boat pages i'd be scrolling

along i go that's sick because normally it's just like the boat and like a you know truck on like a small lift but this will just look ridiculous they're gonna look at it and go damn not only does that guy have money but he's got a small dick too and you know what the coolest part is he's okay with it he's proud He's like, yeah, he's looking so cool That he's proud of his small dick This makes me feel good about my micro penis Oh, we didn't say anything about that Gosh, darn

Well, boys We gotta go golf in Yeah, sweet shots Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm so excited for this You guys know how I golf, pretty bad I'm so excited to see this That's right, dibs not being in Mike's bay Yeah

I'll be with Mike, it's hilarious That's the best part about golfing Yeah Mike somehow gets a golf cart up on the second floor They're like, we don't even have golf cart to he drives it off. Yo, can we bring our own golf cart? God damn it.

Mike Bails out again just from the second flight. It lands on the grass, gets up. Yeah, it got posted by a golf page, right? Your page, you ghost riding the golf cart. Yeah, me jumping off the belk or the retaining wall. People were so upset, so upset. Golfers were so bad. Call on Daddy's money and all this, and I'm like,

I didn't do anything. I literally went in there and I started responding. to some people. I started going after this one guy because he was like saying. Did you actually? Yeah, he was, I can't remember what he said,

but I was like, watch out buddy, this guy's gonna fuck your wife. Jesus. I was like kind of going in because they were going in on you. So then I was like, that's a good friend.

I was like these assholes and I was looking at their profiles trying to come up with anything that I could and I was like, oh, this guy's married. A bunch of just good guys that like golfing. That's without their wives.

Although I did. There was one that was really good that it was just like, I don't think we can call this a gentleman's sport anymore that is buddy i'm like now when we play on that bomb catch you guys next week thanks for listening to get the subscribe button hey peace